RUKM pc: Recent Episodes
Naomi and Beth
Our Podcast is a lighthearted comedy features the crazy, weird and exciting happening of stories found on the internet; from news to technology and anything in between. Hosted by Naomi and Beth who share their hilarious thoughts and banter about the stories they share. New Episodes come out on the 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the month at 6 am standard eastern time so you can get in a good mood as you head to work.
As we wrap up another year we look at the surprises life can bring.
Story 1- (1:25) : Cat's out of the bag
Story 2 - (6:24) : Dog Driver
Story 3 - (9:24) : Jesus told her to
Story 4 - (13:00) : $5 million Mac and Cheese
Story 5 - (16:59) : The ultimate Monopoly game
Story 6 - (22:58) - High Rats
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
Lets pause to be grateful that we are not one of the stories this week. As you celebrate thanksgiving this year listen to this episode, it will help you to find the little things to be thankful for.
Story 1: (0:47) - Sleeping babies
Story 2: (7:58) - Toad licking
Story 3: (14:05) - Bee attacks
Story 4: (19:03) - American hello to Russia
Story 5: (23:39)- drive thru toilet
Story 6: (27:08) - dead election
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
look into the adventure called life. See what is great and sometimes not so great about it.
Story 1 (245) : Vegan fail
Story 2 (7:15) : Molassia
Story 3 (12:15) : Kamikaze Birds
Story 4 (19:01) : Apple accident
Story 5 (22:45) : Milk on Tap
Story 6 (27:45) : Organism allergy
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
With Halloween right around the corner, we look at the truly disturbing things that people do that will either scare you our encourage you. Hopefully not the latter.
Story 1 (4:00) - Hair raising
Story 2 (9:28) - Is that a snake in your pants or are you happy to see me
Story 3 (12:38) - Hitchhiker
Story 4 (16:45) - Killer cat lady
Story 5 (20:12) - Heavy Metal
Story 6 (23:49) - Hurrishark
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
looking into upcycling, recycling, and downcycling. What is downcycling. Listen and find out.
Story 1 (2:15) - Living Gnomes
Story 2 (7:55) - New trends
Story 3 (12:56) - Dinner Party
Story 4 (17:01) Bacon Anyone?
Story 5 (20:51) - Nyquil Chicken
Story 6 (24:22) Cockroach lasers
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we continue to look at why people do the weird things that they do.
Story 1 (4:40) - Pilot Parent
Story 2 (9:360 - Emotional Alligator
Story 3 (14:36) - Keepin it in the family
Story 4 (18:38) - Remoooved
Story 5 (22:03) - Vabbing
Story 6 (26:04) Skeleton of your nightmares
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This weeks episode leaves you asking Why or Why do people do what they do.
Story 1 (2:10) - Naughty Math
Story 2 (10:20) - Dino Races
Story 3 (14:30) - Deadly napkin
Story 4 (20:30) - Execution Penis
Story 5 (24:15) - Uranus Farts
Story 6 (28:15) Zombie Pigs
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
Looking at how the heat can effect our behavior.
Story 1 (3:75)- Karens for hire
Story 2 (7:22) - Crabby Whiskey
Story 3 (11:54) - Fancy Feast for you
Story 4 (17:18) - Creepy hospital doll
Story 5 (24:04) - Monkey see monkey poo monkey make a fool of you
Story 6 (28:39) - Sweat-loving Star
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
Maybe you think you have bad habits or maybe you are looking for a new habit. In either case we have some habits for you.
Story 1 (1:50) - Eating yourself
Story 2 (6:14) - Taste the rainbow
Story 3 ( 11:13) - Rowdy Rowdy flyer
Story 4 (16:14) - Spider puppets
Story 5 (23:04) - Baby bump
Story 6 (27:37) - Alien Hookers
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
See how far we can push the line of what is or is not acceptable in polite society
Story 1 (1:49) - wishing it was a gnome
Story 2 (10:12) - The great shopping cart Heist
Story 3 (15:03) - Peanut pusher
Story 4 (21:38) - The offending Comedian
Story 5 (26:07) - Hoover distress
Story 6 (33:20) - Lawn mower get away?
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we are looking into the legal system and seeing a new side to the law.
Story 1: (1:41) - Can I talk to a human?
Story 2: (8:29) -My name is Salmon
Story 3: (13:48) - The witch is Bewitched
Story 4: (18:21) - I ordered Help
Story 5: (22:47) - Cockroach court
Story 6: (27:19) - Objection my layer is nude
This week we look at the things that people and animals do that might cause them or others problems. (Sorry about the sound this week there were some technical issues)
Story 1 (1:18) - "Penis Man"
Story 2 (6:03) - SELLING Boob sweat!
Story 3 (11:43) - Watch me pee!
Story 4 (16:38) - Let me swim
Story 5 (24:17) - Bitter Failure
Story 6 (27:49) - Royal Scarecrow
Check out our extras on www. RUKMpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This episode touches on some of the political correctness in a way that may be disturbing to some listeners.This week we look into how far is to far in political correctness, inappropriate behavior with a penis climate change and vigilantes.
Story 1 (1:21) - Pronouns are important
Story 2 (9:15) - Phoenix Jones Superhero?
Story 3 ( 13:24) - Meteors will strike
Story 4 (19:03) - Climate changes sleep
Story 5 (23:56) - Elongate massage
Story 6 (34:07) - Bank dick pics
Check out our extras on www. RUKMpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at things that should protect us or help us be happy.
Story 1 (1:34) - Oral sexy underwear
Story 2 (5:46) - Tinder kicked the ball
Story 3 (9:40) - Sue for Grandkids
Story 4 (12:40) - 8:30am can make you a bad mom
Story 5 (17:35) - The E-bay terrorist
Story 6 (21:15) - Bigfoot is Baa-aack
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we celebrate our second year anniversary with a special podcast. We take a look at the last year's episodes and talk about some of our favorites of the past.
Story 1 - (1:55) Disgusting meatball from Season 4 episode 11
Story 2 - (7:56) Uncomable from Season 5 episode 6
Story 3 - (11:45) a new way of soaking from season 4 episode 19
Story 4 - (21:40) Poop Tornado from Season 5 episode 3
Story 5 - (26:32) Alexa takeover from Season 5 episode 2
Story 6 - (30:55) Stop reverse that from Season 4 episode 19/ also an update from woman rescues phone.
New episode come out 6am eastern time on May 25, 2022
Check out our extras on www. RUKMpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at chickens where they don't belong and things about poop.
Story 1 -(1:31) Live Chicken at Popeyes
Story 2 - (6:15) Spy Chicken
Story 3 - (10:56) Shower farts
Story 4 - (14:35) Super Bowel Contest
Story 5 - (21:20) Woman rescues phone
Story 6 - (28:34) Easter Bunny Protection
Check out our extras on www. RUKMpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look into the craziness we call life.
Story 1 (2:27) - Railroad Kitty
Story 2 (8:33) - Songs of protest
Story 3 (15:43) - Uncombable
Story 4 (21:06) - Help my couch
Story 5 (24:45) - Bearable
Story 6 (29:36) - Grandma's Boytoy
Check out our extras on www. RUKMpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at the first world problems that people turn into major drama.
Story 1: (4:30) - So hammered its a boy?
Story 2: (10:05) - Married by strangers
Story 3: (14:51) - Pokemon Go Police
Story 4: (22:05) - Magpies are so not endyjent
Story 5: (25:40) - creepy religious clown
Story 6: (30:35) - Finnish popsicle
Check out our extras on www. RUKMpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at the past and the the things we loved or hated as a child.
Story 1 (1:05) - Sneaky author
Story 2 (5:30) - Parrots view
Story 3 (9:25) - Gambling Nun
Story 4 (16:45) - Horny Tortoise
Story 5 (24:50) - Naughty Teddy bear
Story 6 (30:35) - Kissing Butt
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at the things that may put you in a mood to defend or attack.
Story 1 (1:38) - Deadly walk in Texas
Story 2 (7:38) - Militarized Dolphins
Story 3 (11:28) - KKK Mayor who fights Drag Queens
Story 4 (17:18) - Died waiting for his pension
Story 5 (22:28) - police smelling knickers
Story 6 (28:44) - Hippo poop tornado
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we talk about the twisted side of Modern conveniences and how they fail, we also talk about a few things that just shocked us when we read them.
Story 1 (2:15) - Shoot yourself down
Story 2 (7:45) - Hospitalized for selling farts
Story 3 (14:15) - Fedex armed for travel
Story 4 (16:45) - Swallowed alive
Story 5 (20:30) - Bloody romance
Story 6 ( 26:45) The Alexa Takeover
For extras go to RUKMpc.com
Next episode release date February 9,2022
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
Welcome back to a New year with Are you Kidding me, or if you are checking us out for the first time I hope you enjoy the hilarious antics of Beth and Naomi as they but their spin on the weird news stories that they find on the internet.
Story 1: (1:39) - Another Christmas all wrapped up.
Story 2: (9:11) - Lick - a- vision
Story 3: (16:31) - Space Peeeeee!
Story 4: (20:34) - It's raining fish?
Story 5: (26:12) - Naughty Kitty
Story 6: (29:24) - Tiffany Haddish gets dressed for dinner
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we close out the year with fun stories of people and animals being naughty. I don't think Santa will be giving them presents this year, but we will still leave you the gift of laughter and entertainment.
Story 1 - (1:21) Bucked from school
Story 2 - (7:16) Snakesgiving
Story 3 - (14:21) Optical illusions
Story 4 - (19:42) Naughty cactus
Story 5 - (29:11) Bare Minimums
Story 6 - (30:15) Kitty want some milk
We will be taking a break to spend with our family over the holidays. We will be back with a new season on January 12, 2022. Until then you can re-listen to your favorite past episode and check out the website to see videos and pictures. www.rukmpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at stories that claim to be science, but we think are science fiction.
Story 1 (1:52) - Emotional Surgery
Story 2 (6:52) - Psychic vs. witches curse
Story 3 (10:50) - SQUIRT
Story 4 (15:16) - Bacon Plant
Story 5 (22:22) - Diagnosis, climate change
Story 6 (27:09) - Electric Doctor
Next Episode Dec. 8, 2021 6am eastern time
For pictures and videos go to RUKMpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at the twisted beauty of nature and see what we find.
Story 1 (1:42) - If it looks like a duck and sounds like a human it might be a duck?
Story 2 ( 8:21) - The real reason witches ride brooms
Story 3 (13:35) - To sprinkle or not to sprinkle that is the question
Story 4 ( 18:11) - Penis bloom
Story 5 ( 22.15) - Outrageous Spa treatments
Story 6 ( 28:44) - Testicle Bath
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig. Caroline Ford, and Daniel Simion
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at things that seems perfectly normal and then warp the heck out of them. Enjoy this Halloween thriller.
Story 1 (1:09) - Zombie free can serve me
Story 2 (5:03) - Doll on display
Story 3 (11:05) - Ninja vs US Army
Story 4 (16:24) - Tuna Bee Cooked
Story 5 (21:22) - The Crane that Loved a Crowe
Story 6 (27:25) - Grave Text
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Make sure you check out the videos and pictures that go with each podcast on www.RUKMpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at stories that will thrill or horrify you as we start the holiday season ( Halloween).
Story 1 (5:20) - Mum's raise murderers?
Story 2 (13:05) - Dairy Queen try this flavor
Story 3 (15:45) - Its a new way to soak
Story 4 (25:05) - Where are you - here
Story 5 (29:30) - Holy Penis
Story 6 (34:10) - STOP reverse that
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we tell you just how stupid one can get with too much free time!
Story 1 - (8:05) "Half A Tree Please"
Story 2 - (13:22) "Potty Train A Cow!?"
Story 3 - (18:55) "Reuse The Sauce"
Story 4 - (24:20) "Grimace"
Story 5 - (27:45) "Dog Shot It's Own Face?!"
Story 6 - (31:45) "McDonalds Where's The Beef?"
Check out the pictures and video's that go with our stories at www.rukmpc.com
(Next Episode releases October 13, 2021)This episode does talk about some adult material. We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we give you an edumication or is that education on life.
Story 1 - (0:55) stairs in the woods
Story 2 - (9:30) Beached cows
Story 3 - (14:57) Toilet Treats
Story 4 - (21:16) To Poop or Not to Poop
Story 5 - (28:05) Who's the bride?
Story 6 - (32:18) Eureka! I struck Dildo
Check out the pictures and video's that go with our stories at www.rukmpc.com (Next Episode releases September 22, 2021)This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look into the odd behaviors of animals as well as the humans. It is fun, cute, and disturbing all in one episode.
Story 1 - (4:58) Pop goes the soda
Story 2 - (7:27) Sink or Swim
Story 3 - (10:22) Just Goosing around
Story 4 - (13:30) Whale antics
Story 5 - (17:01) Pee responsibly
Story 6 - (22:34) Rats on strike
Next episode September 8, 2021 at 6am eastern time
Website - www.rukmpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week stories are full of humor and crazy ideas.
Story 1- (1:56) The Yellow Peril
Story 2 - (6:55) The Hutch Clutch
Story 3 - (11:36) Out of this world Love
Story 4 - (14:43) If this trailer is Rockin come a-knokin
Story 5 - (20:40) Bubble Man
Story 6 - (24:46) Titanic's Iceberg strikes again
Next Podcast release date - August 25, 2021
Check out the extras on www.rukmpc.com
This week we go around the world finding the stupid things that people are doing.
Story 1 - (0:42) She's seeing Red
Story 2 - (4:34) Three Eyed zombies are coming!!!
Story 3 - (10:16) Gator Lessons
Story 4 - (15:39) Buried Alive
Story 5 - (21:14) Fartvac
Story 6 - (27:35) Poop Island
Check out our extras on www.RUKMpc.com
Next podcast will be released 8/11/21
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we explore rescues of the deep science and people behavior.
Story 1 - (0:39) Inflatable Rescue
Story 2 - (5:01) Lego Science
Story 3 - (9:02)Teaching death battle
Story 4 - (12:33) Dream believing
Story 5 - (17:26) You've got to be Kid-ney me!
UPDATE - (21:34) Cicada treats
Story 6 - (23:26) Running Panic
DON'T FORGET to see the EXTRAS at www. RUKMPC.com
New episode will be out on July 28, 2021 at 6am eastern time.
This week we are look at Hero's, Villain's and Karen's.
Story 1 (0:55) Fungus Butt
Story 2 (6.18) Let's talk about poop - Baby
Story 3 (11:39) Heckled by a bus
Story 4 (15:05) A Ratty Cheese
Story 5 (19:22) Bearly got away or Girl vs. Bear
Story 6 (25:12) Humble Pizza Pie
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig, and Ellie
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at weird social and Scientific studies, and see how they shape our world.
Story 1 (1:42) Google maps
Story 2 (7:02) A breath of air
Story 3 (11:45) Mannequin Heist
Story 4 (17:10) "Jerk" at Work
Story 5 (22:26) " Its a disgusting meatball"
Story 6 (27:19) Buttock Murder
Don't forget to go to WWW.rukmpc.com to see the pictures and video's that go with our stories.
Next Episode airs June 23, 2021
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This episode we try to help Beth unwind from a long tax season with stories that will lighten her mood and calm the brain.
Story 1 (3:00) 26 foot phallus
Story 2 (10:02) Criminal Incision
Story 3 (13:48 ) Radioactive Booze
Story 4 ( 18:14) Hangry Alligator or was that Horngry?
Story 5 (21:39) Defecating Bookstore
Story 6 (25:15) Baby on board
Don't forget to check out the pictures on RUKMpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we celebrate our 1 year anniversary. In this episode we feature some of Beth and Naomi's favorite stories over the last year and add to these stories.
(4:02) Humping Bunny
(7:02) Sperm not just for smoothies
(9:48) Ear gardens
(14;44) Attic pleasures
(17:02) Petting the wildlife
(20:05) Mothers day gifts
(25:09) Fun foods
Our new podcast come out Wednesday May 26 2021 @6 am eastern time.
Don't forget to check out the pictures and other extras on our website at www.rukmpc.com
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig Music by Kid Cholera
This week we are talking about Crappy things from bossy to actual poop.
Story 1 - (2:55) Penny pinching bosses
Story 2 - (10:51) Its pooping money
Story 3 - (17:33) Plenty of penis
Story 4 - (22:07) Monkey Music
Story 5 - (26:13) Smurf?
Story 6 - (32:15) Gassy Arrest
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at the joys of spring as budding new flowers and idiots appear. We will warn you that the last story has the disturbing use of the word "moist" . So, use caution when listening to it.
(1:48) Story 1 -Sailor cats
(6:58) Story 2 - DING DONG Flash
(12:51) Story 3 - Catalytic Slide
(20:09) Story 4 - Miracle gas
(25:18) Story 5 - "Tape" worm on the mind
(34:09) Story 6 - Tasty eyeballs
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we look at the everyday aspects of life, like using the bathroom, eating, sleeping, and hobbies.
(1:44) Fake Kidnapping
(7:12) Bear Bottoms
(12:25) Cat sleep
(16:31) Hairballs
(23:21) Eat your heart out
(28:20) Getting high on crochet
Next episode will be out on April14, 2021 at 6:00am eastern time.
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This weeks episode looks into what drives people to do what they do.
(00:30) Dad is engaged to daughter's ex-boyfriend
(7:36 Meat suitcase
(13:20) Candyoligist - could be your next job
(18:39) Cows the next masked crusader
(26:32) Hollyboob
(31:45) Dick cages
This episode does talk about some adult material
We do not dispute or Condone any of the stories we present. We also do not fact check these stories. The stories are for entertainment purposes only.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig
Music by Kid Cholera
This week we use our powers of deduction to understand why people did what they did. Did we succeed in solving the case? come listen for yourself.
Story 1 (4:18) - recalled candles that burn?
Story 2 (9:18) - Heart attack or is it just dinner?
Story 3 (15:03) - Want to grow your very own mushrooms?
Story 4 (18:00) - cockroach, nuisance or pet you can carry with you?
Story 5 (22:47) - Groom runs away no worries you too can still get married
Story 6 (28:48) - Where to store an illegal gun
Remember our next podcast will be live March 10th at 6am eastern time.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig, at http://www.soundbible.com Music by Kid Cholera
Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This week we look at things people do when they don't use their entire brain.
Story 1 (3:45) a man found naked in a tree
Story 2 (11:10) Woman finds a body on her walk?
Story 3 (16:39) Is it art or a vagina ? ( this story uses the word vagina often)
Story 4 (24:39) Please feed the squirrels New York
Story 5 (29:35) What is really in our future?
Story 6 (29:41) When you get" called out" by your phone.
I hope you enjoy this weeks stories and we will see you again on Wednesday February 24, 2021 for more fun and laughs.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig, at http://www.soundbible.com Music by Kid Cholera
Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This week we look at some of the stupid things that people do.
(2:16) - Mother leaves coal in stocking and letter from Santa says they need to be good.
(9:38) - Man finds he has a fish in his butt.
(15:04) - The newest flower that just proves 2020 was a bad year
(18:56) - Man needs to send his wife in for repairs and vigorous sex life.
(22:51) - Japanese PJ's will save you from embarrassing zoom meetings.
(28:39) - What happens when an unlicensed doctor preforms delicate surgery.
REMEMBER To come back and hear our newest episode on FEBUARY 10, 2021
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Welcome Back to a New Season Of Are You Kidding Me.
This Season we have totally reformatted our Show to make it even better. We discuss not only the ridiculous but also touch on a few more serious subjects. We also only release new episodes on the 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the Month at 6 am eastern time so you can listen to us on your way to work.
3:30 - Story on the Monoliths pooping up around the world
10:00 - When you find someone's love at a yard sale
14:30 - The newest burger at McDonalds to hit the Chinese market
22:15 - What did you get for Christmas? Was it a new family?
28:45 - Politician calling for the very Police she defunded, I DON'T THINK SO
36:15 - When a King gets a new Kitty
To end this season we face off with some crazy stories that will leave you saying WTF, Ouch, and how stupid can one person be!!!
Round one - is Chinese Flight attendants protective gear for COVID -19
and two old men battle over free cheese at Costco
Round two - The Drug recall that will leave you happy and erect with a man who needs to get his drugs tested
Round three - The shrimp with a super sonic bubble weapon and the hospital security with a windy habit
The final round - men who prove they are men by slamming a tree into their crotch and the Dr. wishing for the genie to get his money back for him.
We hope that you enjoy this episode and that you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
New Season will start January 13, 2021 Wednesday at 6am eastern standard time.
This week we look at the not so pretty side of December, from Christmas that went wrong to bizarre coincidences. Naughty Frosty and the World first "Troll". We hope you enjoy the podcast and it helps to get you in the Holiday spirit.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Beth and Naomi
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Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This week is our theme week and we explore all things alien. We look into why they visit earth, what messages they may leave, why they abduct us. Is it for assimilation, food, or just to get us a helping hand. We will let you decide.
Hope you have great Wednesday.
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Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This Wednesday we look at current events and find surprises at home on restaurant floors, and while hunting. We also see someone trying to be the law and laws about periods, and what to do with COVID minks. We end with a playboy kicked off a plane and a town that wants to change their name. We hope you enjoy this episode and come back each Wednesday for a fresh new episode.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig, at http://www.soundbible.com Music by Kid Cholera
Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
For your Thanksgiving we have an aromatic bouquet of fun stories for you that will leave you in stitches.
Round 1 - Thirsty brain cells vs. Disney's Elsa Doll
Round 2 - Chicken Dinner vs. a Peanut worm
Round 3 - A Jealous lover vs. a Viking "log"
Final Round - Dinosaur Cloaca vs. Sewage drug
Beth and Naomi wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving and hope that you enjoy this podcast while enjoying family, friends, and good food.
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This Wednesday we look at the crazy history of November.
We look into Odd Rulers, Dogs in space, Deranged Killers to worthless money. We finish the month with Crawling for Jesus and Festivals you may never of heard of before. So join us in the fun and festivities of November.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig, at http://www.soundbible.com Music by Kid Cholera
Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This week explore the weird intricacies of food. We look at new food trends, foods that have been altered for good or the degusting . Which may have led to food phobias and facts about food you may not have heard about before. We also look at food you wear, and things you wear that you feed to your plants and how food saved a woman's life. So grab a plate and fork and join us at our Are you kidding me luncheon.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig, at http://www.soundbible.com Music by Kid Cholera
Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This week we talk about a green puppy, foul mouthed parrots, a hungry hungry Grouper, and a shopping skunk. We also talk about some sexy onions that got band from Facebook, a politician and his dirty money.
A mask that will make you hungry and finish with a day at the arcade.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig, at http://www.soundbible.com Music by Kid Cholera
Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This week is the first week of our new and improved Wild Wacky Show Down.
Round one: Letter almost starts a war between England and France and Man who eats anything
Round two: Greek column and bullets and Hamster kills 4 people
Round three: African lake burps death and Dementia art experiment
Final round: Tree kills a man with bullet and live baby found in a freshly dug grave
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig, at http://www.soundbible.com Music by Kid Cholera
Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This week we explore all things about October from bizarre disappearances and deaths to hidden messages in packages and from angels. We wrap it up with a little history on the month itself and national days in October.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig, at http://www.soundbible.com Music by Kid Cholera
Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This week Beth and Naomi look at some of the weird ways people have died over the centuries. From amoebas to pigs. In ancient times people died from farts and modern times from Segway's. Come and check out the many weird ways to die to ensure that you don't fall victim to these ridiculous and diabolical schemes.
Listen and see if you can hear Beth's kitten playing with a bell.
Sound effects by Mike Kroenig and Caroline Ford, at http://www.soundbible.com Music by Kid Cholera
Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This starts our new season. We have made a few changes to the line up and added bio's to WWW.RUKMpc.com. Make sure you check it out.
This week we look into recycled condoms. ROUS's, fake death, walking sharks, ferret sleepovers, tattooed teachers and dowries for the little misses.
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Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This weeks showdown is our season finale.
Round one - Cat burglar vs. horror baby
Round 2 - Cocaine Bear vs. Drug babies
Round 3 - Bitten penis vs. youthful dreams
Round 4 - Attic surprise vs. Headless chicken
**Don't forget to vote for your favorite host's stories on the RUKM facebook page.****
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This week is current events a we look at the odd things that happen in bathrooms? We also look at the macabre or witches and headstones. We end with thieves, cleaners, and a lost hiker.
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Check out RUKMpc.com for this weeks videos and pictures that go with our stories.
Thanks for listening and have a great week !
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This week was our theme week,- weird things kids do. So we look into everything from playing outside to flying with kites. We also talk about the things kids say that leave us parents embarrassed. But, we can't forget to mention the kids that are helping to change the world one clay Koala at a time.
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This week we explore current events and it leads us to the stranger part of life with people coming back from death, ghost and people laying in coffins just to get scared.
Then we switch gears and talk about microscopic animals(germs) that stop a man from being drunk and larger animals like bears, goats and dogs that are either being rescued, doing the rescuing or just kidding around.
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Don't forget to check out our extras on www.RUKMpc.com
This weeks Wild Wacky showdown is one you have to listen to.
Round 1- giant holes in Washington verses a Railway worker named Jack the baboon
Round 2 - Fat man stuck in a well verses Penis on the left arm
Round 3 - International penis envy verses three legged man
Our final round - Molasses taking over Boston verses five year old mom
Remember to vote for your favorite host's stories.
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This week seems to have a focus on animals from cats and dogs doing unusual jobs to Lion poop and Sea Monsters washing ashore. Just to break up the animal stories we also throw in a story about plant care and new toys with Naughty secrets. We hope you enjoy!
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This week is our second ever theme week. This weeks theme was Vacations. We looked at a few stories of other's vacations. We also looked at ideas for future vacations and of course we have to give you our view into what is really going on on these vacations. Enjoy, and don't forget to get additional info on our website as well as pictures.
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This week we look at a few things through our video door bells like bison and spiders. Then we look at ketchup, green onions, garlic and chefs. We end the show with EVIL names and mean wedding invites. Check out the amazing photos that go with these stories on www.RUKMpc.com
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Our Season 2's first Wild Wacky Showdown!
Naomi and Beth compete to get the most exclamations by sharing the wildest stories that they have found during the month.
This episode they share stories about the Olympics, Alligators, Radio Active Material, Feminine Hygiene and more all while adding their funny comments and banter along the way!
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Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This weeks episode delves into the truly disturbing with Vampire slaying kits and creepy fish with human looking teeth, and we can't forget worms in tonsils.
Then we look at animals. Seagulls stealing McDonald's and photos with bears.
We end this week with possible cure for COVID and scream therapy.
Listen and find out where the, "OH MY!" from the title comes from!
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Season 2 Episode 2 - This week is our first ever theme week, where all of our stories feature a specific theme - Jobs-.
We look at the ridiculous job descriptions, to crazy interviews, then what happens once you land the job and what craziness can happen. we talk about everything from a paper folder and target employees to cunning linguist and freelance sperm donors.
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Season 2 Episode 1
This week we dig into the stinky insides of the durin fruit, then discuss the issues we face as mothers with children. Look into Ghost stories and Derelict houses. We also look at horse drawn carriages in a drive thru and who is the goat's daddy. Finish with entering the realm of the Loch Ness Monster.
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Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
In this weeks show down we have:
Round one - lizard people vs. woman giving birth while lost.
Round two - Getting a job masturbating animals vs. man arrested for having sex with pool toy.
Round three - Tooth for an eye vs. ballerina sells dirty undies
Round four - Buttchugging cough syrup vs. getting fined for farting
and to end the show with:
Round 5 - Bizarre body fetishes Vs. Horny bunny
*This show does have some more adult content and disturbing content *
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Disclaimer- our stories are found on the internet and are not fully fact checked, we do not endorse or condone any articles we discuss in this podcast.
This week we look into what is really going on behind the scenes of reality shows.
Then we look into weird fetishes with grandma pictures and mobile phone cords.
We also look at a few crimes, kids catching clothes on fire at Walmart and another blowing off his hand with a lawn mower? But, this show had to have a high note such as British tea, Palaces, and hidden treasure.
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A quick update on last weeks story about a spy pigeon, Then we talk about some bears real and stuffed. Then we talked about kids having fun and Dogs being naughty. We finish up the week with some unique fathers days gift ideas for the Dad that has it all.
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This week we start with kids trying to become Spider man, then try our hand at a few feel good stories of kids graduating College at 13 and 103 yr old woman recovering from Covid-19. Then we take a hard left turn and swing headlong into crimes and sexual fetishes. This wild ride is fun and twisted all at the same time.
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This week features our first Wild Wacky Show Down
Round 1 - it is unusual kitten vs. disgusting museum
Round 2- is stimulus check vs. squirrel rescue
Round 3 - Fishing for treasure vs. bullet proof silicone
Round 4 - Watermelon mask vs. sperm smoothie
Final Round - Laughing poop vs. burning demons
can vote for who you thought won at www.RUKMPC.com
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We open with follow up stories from previous episodes.
Then take a trip to outer spaces, with aliens, and lunar concrete and then come crashing back to earth with strange flying objects.
After all of that we were hungry so went to eat out with blow up dolls and police officers.
We end our weeks journey appreciating wildlife from thieving monkeys, to rampaging bears, oh and we can't forget our lassoed tiger friend.
We then end with a plea of help from our listeners to help us create a name for our outrageous story battle.
So join us once again or for the first time. I guarantee this won't be normal boring news.
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Covid - 19 and Poop
Reptiles eating things they shouldn't
Kids in trouble and a look at their toys
Wrapping up the week with a act of Kindness story.
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Introduction of our new co-host Beth
Stories of conspiracy from the flat earth to alien invasion
Senior living in Amsterdam and why you get a brain freeze when you eat something cold
Ending this episode with unique Mother's Day gift ideas.
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