Quarantining With The Chrises: Recent Episodes
The Chrises
“Quarantining with The Chrises” with hosts Christopher Gardinier and Christopher Joseph is a podcast that connects and unites people worldwide with a whole bunch of laughter and improvisation mixed with a heavy dose of love and community caring. Stuck inside during a global pandemic, The Chrises bring levity to a wild ’n crazy world with real, hilarious, and curious conversations with knowledgeable guests from all walks of life. Catch The Chrises LIVE! @QWTChrises on Instagram, YouTube, and Facebook - Wednesdays at 5pm PST/8pm EST. The show doesn't stop until our moms tell us it's safe to go outside.
The Chrises unwind with social media legend Pete Malleo for a wacky Wine Down Wednesday. A month into his fermented grape journey, Pete is still in his fine wine educational infancy, but is an expert on forgetting how to pick up a bottle of white for his wife, Ashlee Malleo.
Feeling lucky and a little tipsy, Pete grabs a lottery ticket and details what he will do with his $400 million winnings. The Greatest Showman plans on having a giant “I’m Quitting” parade that will include a Gio Prism float and live performances from Beyonce and Jay-Z.
Pete, the consummate gentleman, is always looking to improve as a husband, family man, and overall nice guy. Ashlee, Pete’s better half, is no decoy as she joins the program as a special featured guest to shine some light on areas of Pete improvement. The long list includes: leaving more than just the sushi tails, not referring to her as his assistant, and maybe not double pantsing her in front of the family.
📺 #180 - S03E08
🍷 Special Guest: Pete Malleo, @petemalleo
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
⚾️ Sponsor of the Day: Sports Authority
The Chrises roll in with high hopes and a set of CDC guidelines to celebrate Cinco de Chrises.
The updated CDC recommendations include:
1) Tequila
2) Solo Cups
3) Ribs
Thanks to the CEO of @hiatustequila (and pseudo “Chris”), Kristopher DeSoto, combined with the CEO of Ribs, Uncle Tito @loretto_lion, The Chrises start off properly hydrated and nourished.
The extravagant expectation for cinco total Chrises comes crashing down like @ay_cjay’s Wi-Fi as The Chrises resort to headwear and sleeveless jacket changes to keep themselves afloat. In the midst of Luna The Rabbit’s ears working as well as her sight, The Chrises take a lesson from the bunny and hop along with rainbows in their hearts to see the show to completion.
@ChristopherGardinier is apparently allergic to history, as he erupts for his first ever @QWTChrises on-air sneeze upon retelling the origin story of Cinco de Mayo and the influence of 1980’s beer manufacturers (h/t @pamwiz 🍻).
In preparation for a hot and thirsty “Thigh Guy Summer”, The Chrises share their summer workout regimens and plans to pack turkey baster bidets for all their travel squatting duties.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Instagram removed the previously uploaded Live version of this episode due to a song copyright “violation”. Thank you Tequila Sunrise and all members of the Eagles!]
📺 #179 - S03E07
🐰 Special Guest Appearances: Uncle Tito, @loretto_lion, & Luna the Rabbit
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🍋 Sponsor of the Day: Hiatus Tequila, https://www.hiatustequila.com/
The Chrises battle the evil villain known as Instagram Live after technical glitches overtake the program for the umpteenth time. Undeterred by the formidable forces of the Internet, The Chrises are finally able to man the ship and swim to shore with special guest Preston Smith @pmsartwork.
Despite losing a Chris and possibly a cow in the process, Preston (PMS) details to @christophergardinier about his maturation as an artist, person, and creative. “The Living Artist” podcast host steps into the light, fends off a lizard queen’s advances, and eloquently answers important questions posed by co-host @ay_cjay about Thin Mints and underwear choices.
Preston recounts what it was like painting commissioned portraits for President @BarackObama’s inauguration; all while still working a full-time restaurant job. PMS also answers viewer’s questions about the right time to jump ship and become a full-time artist.
The pandy pandemic hasn’t stopped PMS from sharing his personal experiences in the art world via his podcast, @Clubhouse weekly “Sustainable Artist” club, and 500 abstract art pieces sold around the world.
📺 #178 - S03E06
🤩 Special Guest: Preston Smith, https://www.pmsartwork.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🥥 Sponsor of the Day: Trader Joe’s, https://www.traderjoes.com/
The Chrises are joined by the Kashmiri podcast queen and host of “The Lavender Fix”, Sabreen Haziq @breenhaziq. On a lifelong quest for a nickname, Sabreen reveals how she failed to go by Daisy as a child and now goes by Breen across the interwebs. Sabreen details her personal journey from Kashmir to Boston including picking up a fashion sense in London along the way.
Not one to be camera shy, the Lavender Lover comes clean about her knowledge of lavender plant varieties and Indian-American cuisine. Plus she divulges her distaste for mostly all things seafood. “The Lavender Fix” host spills the sauce on her 11th ranked podcast in India’s education category and gives a few snippets on her new season’s upcoming episodes.
📺 #177 - S03E05
💜 Special Guest: Sabreen Haziq, https://www.instagram.com/breenhaziq/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🧴 Sponsor of the Day: Nature’s Truth (Lavender), https://www.naturestruth.com/
The Chrises are joined by fan favorite, The Doctor of Love a.k.a. @MikeGardinier3, for a wild ride o’ fun. Needing to bring in a lefty reliever, Christopher Gardinier dips out of the broadcast early to allow his father to take the reins.
Christopher Joseph savors looks from the thrift shop as The D.O.L. surmises that CJ looks strikingly similar to @jaredleto. Free advice is given out like Easter candy in-between Mike’s stunt double mocking him with @toystory’s Little Bo Peep.
📺 #176 - S03E04
👱 Special Guest Host: Mike Gardinier, @mikegardinier3
The Chrissys (n.) the first annual award show celebrating one year of “Quarantining With The Chrises” highlighting the best of the best guests in 10 spectacular categories voted on by you, the fans.
Hosted by Christopher Gardinier (@christophergardinier) and Christopher Joseph (@ay_cjay).
Find out who won the prestigious Chrissy award in the following categories:
- Best Chris
- Best Dancer
- Dynamic Duo
- Best Dressed
- Best Pet
- Best Director
- Best Chef
- Most Likely to Win The Voice
- Best Live Demonstration
- Funniest Person Not Named Chris
- Lifetime Achievement Award
The Chrises are joined by dachshund TikTok sensation, Lucy, and her hoomans, Emily and Eric. Lucy shares her rags to riches story, and Emily and Eric open up about life as celebrity parents. Always dedicated to their doggo, the Hoomans talk about plans to turn their own place into a TikTok hype house for fellow dachshund influencers named the “Weiner House”. Lucy gets a nepotism fueled nomination in the “Best Pet” category for next week’s award show , “The Chrissys”, following her stellar performance on her accoutrement of dog tricks.
Join The Chrises next week for the first annual “The Chrissys”, where they will reveal the big winners from fan voting. Some of the categories include: Best Chris, Best Dancer, Best Duo, Best Dressed, Best Director, Best Food Specialist, Most Likely To Be On American Idol, Best Sponsor, and Funniest Person (Not Named Chris).
📺 #174 - Season 03 Episode 02
🐾 Special Guest: Lucy the Weenie, https://www.tiktok.com/@lucytheweenie
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://www.okizu.org
🔆 Sponsor of the Day: LightStim, https://lightstim.com/
The Chrises reunite on their one year anniversary for a Saint Paddy's Day corn beef and cabbage special. After a ceremonial exchange of stationary gifts, the Chrises give updates on their whereabouts and whats-it-dos. @ChristopherGardinier reveals how he has become the Uno King of Wisconsin and @Ay_Cjay shares how he captures dragon’s blood in the Los Angeles Metro area.
The Chrises get back to the hard hitting news with a special edition of MTV News “You Heard it Here First” where the two confirm that firecracker popsicles do in fact taste like the color blue. The Chrises then dive into the @Disney universe quandary of whether it is better to be the Genie or the bottle.
With a new schedule moving forward, The Chrises will be coming atcha live every day that ends in Wednesday aka Hump Day. Catch The Chrises next Wednesday for their First Ever “The Chrissys” Award ceremony on YouTube. Submit your vote for favorite guest now!
📺 #173 S03E01
👨🏻🤝👨🏼Special Guests: Christopher Gardinier, @ChristopherGardinier & Christopher Joseph, @Ay_Cjay
The Chrises are joined by Tequila Sommelier and Founder of Hiatus Tequila, Kristopher DeSoto. The Tequila Aficionado talks about the proper smooth tasting tequila process from blue agave and what makes Hiatus uniquely tasty. Kristopher (with a K because his mom was a hippie) is on a mission to educate the public on what makes a quality tequila. The former helicopter salesman shares the logistical and distribution challenges he’s been facing during the quarantine and how he’s been able to overcome them—because it’s in the bottle what counts. In the process of informing the world about the Spirit of Mexico, Kristopher continually supports artists and creators while sponsoring a live giveaway. Congratulations are in order to @ulteriormocha who walks away with a full bottle of Hiatus Tequila Blanco!
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🌵 Special Guest: Kristopher DeSoto, https://www.hiatustequila.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: WildLandscapes International, https://wildlandscapes.org/
🥃 Sponsor of the Day: Hiatus Tequila, https://shophiatustequila.com/
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The Chrises are joined by The Godfather, Justin Wozney, for his QWTChrises record 12th appearance with a special introduction from the infamous @pawozney. Mr. Claus retraces his journey cross country with Ms. Claus, where he made stops at King James’ House and the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame—with 15 minutes to spare before it closed. Still rocking the fresh mane, Justin jams out with The Chrises and their long hair for one final virtual party. The Rock God gives another Ziggy Zaggy for the road before retiring to his freshly painted basement quarters for good.
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🦸♂️ Special Guest: Justin Wozney https://www.instagram.com/thew0z/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: WildLandscapes International, https://wildlandscapes.org/
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The Chrises are joined by motivator and podcaster, Vincent. The Host of the Social Butterfly goes into detail on his namesake and his inspiration for the @sobueffect. Looking to grow-up and be beautiful butterflies one day, The Chrises partner up with Vincent to cocoon on the same pod. Vincent talks about tapping into one’s passion and unleashing the inner warrior within to be one’s best self. The lifelong Energizer Bunny has always been putting his positive spin on life since the day he could read and write. Vincent shares how his favorite childhood shows and games shaped the person he is today and encourages everyone to keep that inner child smiling.
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🦸♂️ Special Guest: Vincent, https://www.instagram.com/sobueffect/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: WildLandscapes International, https://wildlandscapes.org/
🥄 Sponsor of the Day: Magic Spoon, https://magicspoon.com/
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The Chrises are joined by Chair Collector and Artist Yahel Yan. The Super Mom discusses her journey from childhood doodling in Mexico City to professional painting in San Diego. Yahel opens up about why she got into painting chairs, how they represent people, and how they have an energy all of their own. The Hopeless Romantic showcases some of her heart art and talks in depth about her new “Icons” collection featuring her iconic chairs and urban icons. Before departing, Yahel reveals her quarantine hobby of cooking gourmet meals under 45 minutes and shares her secret crispy rice recipe with The Hungry Chrises.
S02E60
👩🎤 Special Guest: Yahel Yan, https://www.yahelyan.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: WildLandscapes International, https://wildlandscapes.org/
🪑 Sponsor of the Day: Cattelan Italia, https://www.cattelanitalia.com/
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The Chrises are joined by Biologist and Conservationist Amanda Hipps. Forever an animal lover, Luna The Cat’s Mother reflects on her journey from almost going to veterinary school to protecting land and wildlife with WildLandscapes International. One of the organizations major successes has been protecting rhinos from poachers with Ol Pejeta Conservancy in Kenya. Amanda and the rest of her team have been able to fundraise and work closely with locals to combat the lack of tourism revenue due to COVID-19.
The Chrises’ Favorite Ologist dishes on being the talk of her Sunshine State neighborhood: overcoming her fear of unexpected Huntsman spider roommates and being responsible for People’s hottest relationship of the year—Banchi the sulcata tortoise and his bowling ball girlfriend. With current and upcoming projects across the states, The Floridian is most excited about the impact she will have conserving some of her favorite childhood places—Big Cypress National Preserve and Florida Panther National Wildlife Refuge.
🐢 Special Guest: Amanda Hipps, https://www.instagram.com/biophiliamanda/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: WildLandscapes International, https://wildlandscapes.org/
🧣 Sponsor of the Day: The Comfy, https://thecomfy.com/
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The Chrises are joined live by Entrepreneur and Author Mark Metry. The LinkedIn Leader shares how he overcame his social anxieties and how others can do the same with tips from his book, Screw Being Shy: Learn How to Manage Social Anxiety & Be Yourself in Front of Anyone. With a book tour planned and TedX speaking engagements lined up prior to quarantine, Mark discusses pivoting to focus on promoting his work via podcasts, including his own. The Host of Humans 2.0 Podcast talks about getting into the creative FLOW, trusting oneself, and beating Elon Musk to artificial intelligence. Always exploring new ways to move his inspiring mission forward, Mark alludes to creating a documentary series, writing a cookbook, and dropping an album. Expecting 2021 to be a basement year, Mark opens up about using the time to build a better version of himself for the long term while hopefully having good enough technology to not be stuck only talking to Wilson the Volleyball from the movie Castaway.
🤩 Special Guest: Mark Metry, https://www.markmetry.com
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
📖 Sponsor of the Day: Screw Being Shy, https://www.markmetry.com/screw-being-shy-book
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The Chrises are joined by the host of the Health Righteous Podcast, Tod Barnett, to talk about his vegan lifestyle and why he goes on-air by the pseudonym, Lief. The Chrises ponder what a plant scream sounds like as Tod performs a screech on queue akin to an elephant blowing up a balloon. With a little prodding from the audience, Tod showcases his favorite game, Chickapig, where one tries to slide past cow poop and cross the board—a metaphor for 2020. The Scoop Fairy dives into his most recent podcast episode where he exposes sneaky BPA locations such as receipts and CD’s. DJ Haute Toddy, spins the tunes on his upcoming Iridescent Party benefit event as the fun employment crew creates their rap names: Lil Snoozy (Tod), Lil Lost (Chris), and Lil Found (Chris).
🌱 Special Guest: Tod Barnett, https://www.instagram.com/todb
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
💪 Sponsor of the Day: Vivo Life, https://www.vivolife.co.uk/
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The Chrises are joined by the Enemy of Average, Manaz Raiszadeh. The Ambidextrous Artist shares how she’s been able to grow her Instagram community and showcase her ever evolving obsessions. Always creating in the moment, Manaz goes from using boxes and packaging during the early stages of the pandemic to now focusing on large hearts. The Happy Painter talks about what brings her joy: coffee, painting, her husband, and her son. The efficient mother also spills the tea on how she initially thought her husband had purchased a piece of her art on Instagram and sticking to a strict French schedule of napping for her curious little 15-month-old boss. Unable to personally travel back home to Normandy, France, Manaz is happy that a little piece of her soul flew back to Europe and sparks happiness in someone else’s life.
🖼 Special Guest: Manaz Raiszadeh, https://www.mostamanaz.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
☕️ Sponsor of the Day: Caffévo, https://caffevo.com/
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The Chrises’ Fireside Chat guests go missing but make their appearance known, occasionally purring and demanding listeners give them some attention. As the kittens pull a disappearing act, Christopher Joseph shares his weekend experience on the farm where he mistakes a tiny sheep for a mountain lion and coyotes for people. On the topic of anthropomorphism, The Chrises ponder diapers for domesticated birds and tie dye apparel for fowls. Meanwhile, Christopher Gardinier freshens up his vocal cords with a rendition of Drake’s “Passionfruit” in preparation for the 2022 Euca-lympics.
🙏 Help The Chrises support Okizu with a donation to the “No Hair For Care” campaign. All proceeds raised this week will be matched dollar-for-dollar via Okizu’s 100 for 100 campaign!
😺 Special Guest: The Chrises, https://qwtchrises.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🍃 Sponsor of the Day: Leefy Organics Prana, https://leefyorganics.com/ ➡️ 15% off checkout code: “QWTC”
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The Chrises suit up for a Dress Up Fancy Friday on a train ride into the weekend and discuss their favorite choo-choo songs. Christopher Joseph tears up to Train’s “Drops of Jupiter”, while Christopher Gardinier gets emotional to John Mayer’s “Stop This Train - Live at The Nokia Theatre”. The Chrises seek out John’s support for their Manhattan Beach mayoral candidacy in 202?. Finally, The Chrises boast about the surprise success they had this week training a monster chute after they took Dr. Taryn Marie’s advice to sing lullabies to their third quarantine basil plant, Britney.
👔 Special Guest: The Chrises, https://qwtchrises.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: I am a voter., https://iamavoter.com/
☕️ Sponsor of the Day: Caffévo, https://caffevo.com/
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The Chrises take flight with pilot and hat fashionista, Sarah Tamar. The Winged Rockstar opens up about her journey from climbing scaffolding as a photographer to now getting higher in the sky as a seaplane pilot. Sarah talks about joining the mile Hiatus Tequila club while on a 20-day quarantine journey across America chronicling the times from her beloved plane, Old Rusty. The Queen of Flamping shares her favorite hobby: flying into airstrips and camping onsite, as she gets the royal treatment. The Chrises look to earn their wings and bequest the aristocratic aviator’s judgement on their historic paper plane contest. While The Chrises’ aircrafts fly back in their faces, Sarah continues to soar as a recent recipient of the JetStream Aviation Law Scholarship from Women in Corporate Aviation.
🛩 Special Guest: Sarah Tamar, https://www.instagram.com/sarahtamar/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: I am a voter., https://iamavoter.com/
☕️ Sponsor of the Day: Caffévo, https://caffevo.com/
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The Chrises are joined by “The Cougar Guy”, Kyle Burgess. Kyle talks about his experience coming face-to-face with a cougar and her baby cubs in the Utah mountains; all caught live on camera with his Google Pixel 2. Reflecting back on the dangerous situation, Kyle shares what he has learned since the “good little kitty cat” encounter and considers having a conversation with the cougar over a Nutter Butter and beef jerky. Kyle turns his harrowing, bluff charge experience into wildlife advocacy with support and fundraising for the Mountain Lion Foundation and Cougar Conservancy. Naturally deflecting away the attention from his big and scary presence, Kyle ponders how the protective cougar may be doing in therapy right now. Always one to inspire, Kyle encourages everyone to “Keep Cougaring”.
🐯 Special Guest: Kyle Burgess, https://www.iamthecougarguy.com/
👀 See Kyle’s Full Cougar Attack Video Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pg2CDCm34w
🤲 Community Cause of the Day: Mountain Lion Foundation, https://mountainlion.org/
☕️ Sponsor of the Day: CAFFEVO, https://caffevo.com/
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The Chrises feature musical artist and sour milk enthusiast, Nick Horn. Nick talks about his hit quarantine EP album, Hoi Polloi, with New Jersey sunrise feels and California sunset vibes. The Chrises dive into Nick’s Bill Nye The Science Guy approved discography including “Hungry Amoeba”, while Nick previews his upcoming release with The Fellas titled “Moving Targets”. The cross country journeyman has traded his stop, drop, and rolling in Southern California for the New Jersey welcoming gift of slightly used tube socks. Nick, a former Jersey Shore lifeguard veteran, teams up with The Chrises to compose a new song, “Mouth-to-Mouth”—set to debut at number one on the Billboard charts in 2028. Before Nick sets sail, he gives a moving live performance of “Tube Socks”, as The Chrises chase hearts in Solo Cup.
🥛 Special Guest: Nick Horn, https://www.nickhornmusic.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: I am a voter., https://iamavoter.com/
🍃 Sponsor of the Day: Leefy Organics Prana, https://leefyorganics.com/ ➡️ 15% off checkout code: “QWTC”
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The Chrises are joined by International Resilience Expert, Dr. Taryn Marie Stejskal. The Chief Resilience Officer talks about her upcoming book “Flourish or Fold: Five Practices of Particularly Resilient People” and dives further into the practices of vulnerability, productive perseverance, connection, gratiosity, and possibility. Taryn, The Tic Tac Ph.D., provides a minty fresh take on the current times where loneliness is skyrocketing, depression is increasing, and divorce rates are jumping. As Halloween nears and discussions around the online dating trend of ghosting arise, the Bright Bomber’s connection mysteriously disappears. True to practice, Dr. Taryn Marie is resilient with technology and gives The Chrises one last stroll down Sesame Street “R” Lane for some final survival tips for their new basil plant [hint: play music].
🌿 Special Guest: Dr. Taryn Marie Stejskal, https://www.resilience-leadership.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: I am a voter., https://iamavoter.com/
🧺 Sponsor of the Day: Molly’s Suds, https://mollyssuds.com/
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The Chrises are joined by their favourite traveling duo, QWTChrises Godparents Karissa Bustamante and Justin Wozney. On a cross country journey to Boston, the two lovebirds check-in from a Cleveland beer hall celebrating Oktoberfest. Justin uses his savvy street smarts to connect with a fellow street savant and find out the answer to an important Ohio riddle—what is round on the edges and high in the middle? Karissa discovers that her other half is stricken with a weak bladder and inept at packing, choosing to only bring along one pair of socks and sweats. Good thing for Justin, all their belongings will be waiting for them at their new residence on the 23rd of a to-be-determined month. Before heading off to the next chapter in their new life, The Godfather and The Godmother belt out one final song.
👯♀️ Special Guests: Karissa Bustamante, https://www.instagram.com/karimimi710/
& Justin Wozney, https://www.instagram.com/thew0z/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Tie Dye For Tumors, https://www.etsy.com/shop/TieDyeforTumors
💧 Sponsor of the Day: Rising Springs Source, https://risingspringssource.com/
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The Chrises get the last dance with the man who can’t stop moving, James Lott Jr. Sir-Does-A-Lot does it all including writing books, producing podcasts, penning poems, audio dramas, and much more through his JLJ Media company. Mr. Worldwide talks about reaching number one in four countries on his most recent book collaboration “You Can Overcome Anything” and making the Australian Top 100 with his podcast “Darth Vader Is Your Father”. This generation’s James Earl Jones dives into his upcoming Christmas audio adventures, Mistletoe Road and The Clause Series. Like koalas eating eucalyptus, James intoxicates The Chrises with his trademark sultry voice while describing why Christmas and Mariah Carey might be the G.O.A.T.
🎙 Special Guest: James Lott Jr., https://www.instagram.com/jameslottjr
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Tie Dye For Tumors, https://www.etsy.com/shop/TieDyeforTumors
🛒 Sponsor of the Day: Bed, Bath, & Beyond, https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/
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The Chrises are joined by the hottest artist on the planet and possible vampire, Suzanne Scott. The Nocturnal Painter talks about her recent solo exhibit celebrating womankind at Art Of Our Century titled “A Particular Group of Women at a Particular Place in Time”. For her show, Suzanne went under the thumbs of exceptional women to provide untraditional portraits based upon their fingerprints. Looking for the full therapeutic experience, Intern Ryan hands over his pink thumb print for a live reading of his essence.
Suzanne’s studio assistant, LouLou, takes time away from her Olympic winning naps to steal the show and somehow pour a glass of Hiatus Tequila— opposable thumbs be damned. While dog paw printing may not be on the horizon for this helicopter mom, Suzanne teases a gemological art show in 2022 that may include Great Scott wine, a champagne moat, and only real diamonds.
🎨 Special Guest: Suzanne Scott, https://suzannescott.art/
👀 Suzanne’s Interactive Art Show: https://my.matterport.com/show/?m=dK3eN2eWi4S&brand=0
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Tie Dye For Tumors, https://www.etsy.com/shop/TieDyeforTumors
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The Chrises are joined by cheese loving traveler and chicken mama, Casi. The Eating Gypsy talks about adopting mini dinosaurs a.k.a. chickens at the beginning of quarantine and watching them grow up to have their own secret Instagram accounts. Casi answers age old poultry questions such as why the chicken crossed the road and whether the chicken or egg comes first. Fun Fact: the best way to get scrambled eggs is to put the chicken on the trampoline.
The Eating Gypsy showers all her little ones with love and gourmet meals, and while she passes on chicken diapers and/or harnesses, she has already invested in a cat backpack—despite felines having four legs. The future Disneyland Head Chef shares exciting news about her upcoming catering management opportunity and revels in the joy of creating delicious delights for people once again. Forever the connoisseur of all things cheese, Casi mulls over possible melty explorations, including jalapeño white cheddar water, gorgonzola hot springs, and Swiss cheese beauty masks.
👩🍳 Special Guest: Casi, https://www.instagram.com/the.eating.gypsy/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Tie Dye For Tumors, https://www.etsy.com/shop/TieDyeforTumors
🌮 Sponsor of the Day: Mission Foods, https://www.missionfoods.com/
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The Chrises walk down the runway to show off the new QWTChrises Hendrix Tie-Dye T-Shirts curated by today’s guest of honor, John “Davey” McDavid Lehman. With two more months of quarantine foretold by seeing his birthday shadow (in July), Punxsutawney Davey took the luxury of time to hand-craft each shirt individually. This round of vibrant accoutrement was made with love, blood, sweat, and tears during the fermenting coloration process. The Collaboration Captain celebrates his laborious feat with an attempt to blow a kazoo from both sides before he starts working on The Chrises’ 2023 wear— including a robe and a letterman’s jacket.
Loyal to the game, Davey fawns over his McMarden hand-stitched floral shirt and his Its The Sash pearl mask chain that is one part granny and two parts ASAP Rocky. With the intention to stay fly til he dies, Davey plans on avoiding riptides and movie theaters altogether for the rest of quarantine and beyond.
💺 Special Guest: Davey, http://daveybrand.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Tie Dye For Tumors, https://www.etsy.com/shop/TieDyeforTumors
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Prince Charming postpones his Dreams Fall Ball guest appearance with The Chrises and leaves them hanging with no Ocean Spray cranberry juice. Chris & Chris trot down trivia lane with questions about Cinderella and Fleetwood Mac, in-between revelations about one Chris munching on the wax portion of parmesan cheese. Uncertainty around a few answers sparks the first cheating scandal on Quarantining With The Chrises. An exchange of childhood test techniques ensues; followed by other weird things Chris & Chris did as kids (and new strange oddities as “adults”). Fresh off the presses and a backyard hang, the hand tie-dyed, Season 2 Hendrix Shirts are in thanks to the CEO of Pop-Culture, Davey.
🎩 Special Guest: The Chrises, https://qwtchrises.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: The Center For Cultural Power, https://www.culturalpower.org/
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The Chrises are elated by a surprise appearance from Bad Ideas Ghuy for Special Guest, Bisi’s, bachelor party. Chris & Chris are transported to the set of Black Bisi Panther; where he puts his parkour training and most recent Amazon suggested purchase to use. While scaling a building in front of a green screen, the Busy Bee talks about picking up acting because he almost hasn’t accomplished enough in a pandemic year—releasing five total EP’s and scaling his startup, Sound Ch3k. Bisi shares his excitement for live shows coming back with an impromptu performance of “Feels So Good”, and talks about the inspiration for his final two EPs of the year (both dropping on every music platform this Halloween). Bisi teases a possible album next year, “Survivor”, which may have The Chrises on a remix.
🎤 Special Guest: Bisi, https://www.busybisi.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: The Center For Cultural Power, https://www.culturalpower.org/
👀 Sponsor of the Day: Macula Science, https://www.maculascience.com/ #WorldSightDay
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The Chrises are graced with the presence and essence of The Princess of Pop Culture, Justyna Kisielewicz. Poland’s favourite daughter details her journey from having her artwork stolen to eventually being featured on the cover of Polish Magazine, Wprost. While always feeling like she was mentally born and raised in the United States, Justyna talks about how through hard work and the power of Instagram, she was able to make her dreams come true. Now living in California as a painter and looking like Dylan McKay with her glasses, Justyna has her sights on fulfilling her next big ambition—being featured next to David Hockney. Always striving to elevate her artwork, Justyna is currently creating a unique experience with her detailed frames and mobile artworks at Andra Norris Gallery Through her use of bright colors (particularly pink) and balloons, the Art Aristocrat addresses the fragility of life. Forever the realist, Justyna departs with a wise and hopeful message: the bad days will pass, stay positive, reach out to those who are supportive, and stay away from the haters.
👩🎨 Special Guest: Justyna Kisielewicz, https://justynakisielewicz.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: The Center For Cultural Power, https://www.culturalpower.org/
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The Kween of Pop, Hannah Gross, joins The Chrises for a New Music Monday to talk about her newest hit single, “Tell Me”. The raw and real song has surpassed 10,000 Spotify streams (and counting), as well as being featured on @itsaschoolnight and @lyricalemonade. The Spell Bounding Singer flashes her red team allegiance and shows off her favorite “22nd” birthday gift—a Hocus Pocus sweater with a COVID hex to protect herself during spooky season. Hannah faces her worst nightmare head-on and does a live songwriting session with The Chrises. With a Grammy nomination as clear as the writing on the wall, Hannah practices her speech thanking both her mom and her dad’s dahlias.
👸 Special Guest: Hannah Gross, https://www.instagram.com/itshannahgross/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: The Center For Cultural Power, https://www.culturalpower.org/
👨💻 Sponsor of the Day: Frontier Communications, https://frontier.com/
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The Chrises catch up with cocktail mixologist and beverage consultant, Pamela Wiznitzer, for a black tie Fancy Friday. As The Chrises defy gravity and sweat it out in Los Angeles, The Original Soaring Queen gets excited about sweater season in NYC. While keeping busy with virtual events this summer and fall, Pam remains hopeful for the hospitality and restaurant industry’s comeback as establishments begin to reopen. The Beverage Blender opens up about her wardrobe, creative process in making engaging videos, and alcohol collection large enough to start a reputable speakeasy. The Fancy Trio bond over their affinity for Costco’s liquor selection and toast to time traveling right by 2020. With holidays coming and going, The Chrises get a flow chart of Jewish festivities, and there always seems to be a reason to clink glasses, mugs, and chalices.
🥃 Special Guest: Pamela Wiznitzer, https://www.instagram.com/pamwiz/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Operation Period, https://www.operationperiod.org/
🧴🧺 Sponsors of the Day: Acure, https://acure.com/ & Molly’s Suds, https://mollyssuds.com/
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Season One favorite and travel expert, Elyse Eisen, steps aboard a flight to virtual coast-to-coast travel to soar with The Chrises. Elyse gives some hot takes for travelers who are open to taking a trip under the hospitality industry’s COVID-19 upgrades. Looking forward to the airlines using air high fives as the new casual greeting, Elyse opens up about packing tips and her favorite suitcase. With no time for sponsors or kids in her busy schedule, The Balance Queen talks about having floaties all to herself and her timeout from eating anything but gummy bears in the pool.
Elyse is almost convinced by the Chrises to open up indoor NYC dining with Tipsy Traveler branded Snuggies as the new hot winter restaurant wear. The biggest news of the day comes when Elyse reveals her plan to call an end to a 12-year run controlling the remote to move-in with the sizzle master and Hall of Fame guest, Roger @rogersachar.
✈️ Special Guest: Elyse Eisen, https://tipsytraveler.world/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Operation Period, https://www.operationperiod.org/
💈 Sponsor of the Day: Turbie Twist, https://www.turbietwist.com/
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The Chrises are joined by mystical being and shadow alchemist, Meghan aka @chroniclesofasassquatch. Meghan talks about her personal journey identifying the monster within, shining light on her own shadow beliefs, and dancing with her inner critic to create the reality she wants to live in. Bringing the sass into the paradigm of Sasquatches, Meghan details facing her own shame and connecting through the heart space to be able to quit her corporate job and become a voice dialogue leader and women’s group coach.
The Sass Kween opens up about how Queen Bee Beyonce inspired her to start dancing with straight power and encouraging others to begin playing and painting in the shadows. Meghan speaks about her big reveal; stepping from behind her mask and into her human skin— where she continues to be vulnerable and show up as her authentic self every day, no matter if she is slaying life or not.
New videos in Meghan’s human skin are on the horizon plus the chronicles of the @chroniclesofasassquatch story should be appearing around the holidays—just in time for Santa to deliver presents in a Sass mask.
Looking to alchemize and radiate power? Sign up for Meghan’s upcoming virtual course, “Masks Off”.
🖤 Special Guest: Meghan, https://www.instagram.com/chroniclesofasassquatch/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Operation Period, https://www.operationperiod.org/
🔦 Sponsor of the Day: MegaBRITE Flashlight
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The Chrises are joined by Miss World Oregon 2020 and Founder of Operation Period, Manju Bangalore. Miss Out of this World talks pageantry and her virtual 2020 Miss World America campaign including busting out burpees for the fitness segment. Manju opens up about the non-profit she founded, Operation Period, which addresses menstrual inequity by providing advocacy, education, and services to those in need. Elyse Eisen (@tipsytraveler) joins in on the movement to mobilize for good and live donates $3/mo for an entire year to supply one person who bleeds an entire year supply of menstrual products. With personal aspirations to be an astronaut, Manju speaks about working on the Orion space capsule while interning at NASA and picking up the gender neutral term “y’all”. Lastly, Manju touches on how acting has helped her throughout all aspects of her life, and her surprise experience working on set with Beyonce.
👑 Special Guest: Manju Bangalore, https://www.instagram.com/astronautmanju/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Operation Period, https://www.operationperiod.org/
☕️ Sponsor of the Day: CAFFEVO, https://caffevo.com/
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The Chrises unearth the nicest/oldest guests possible, The Dino DoGooders. Val Pinnock and Heather Price dinosaur-arm dance into the show to talk about how the prehistoric creatures are making a comeback for the ages. What started as yoga in an inflatable dinosaur costume has now become an international phenomenon; spreading love and joy to nursing homes through outdoor only, socially distanced fun. The Dino DoGooders have been featured on Live with Kelly and Ryan, Some Good News, multiple news outlets, and offshoot Facebook groups as far as Australia and New Zealand. The Chrises ponder the big questions with Val and Heather, like what cars do Dinos drive and whether Dinos have innies or outies [hint: Prius + onnies]. New words are generated for next year’s Merriam-Webster edition and futuristic ideas are created. Can we almost certainly expect Dino snow angels, Dinos directing traffic, and maybe even a Dino DoGooders line of costumes?
🦖 Special Guests: Dino DoGooders, https://www.dinodogooders.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Operation Period, https://www.operationperiod.org/
🦄 Sponsor of the Day: Tween Brands, https://www.ascenaretail.com/
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“Ryan was here” is suspiciously graffitied on the wall as The Chrises go live without any technical support from M.I.A. Intern Ryan. The Chrises stay committed to Fancy Friday and ponder the origin story of cotton candy. Even though Chris & Chris look sweet in their ties, one of them gets called out for wearing the exact same dirty clothes as yesterday. Christopher Joseph makes the argument that a tie makes a person automatically smell good, while Christopher Gardinier counters that a necktie in no way makes you odorless. Agreeing to disagree, The Chrises conclude that Behr Marquee paint may be false advertising with their one-coat guarantee, and the new paint canister tops are a struggle-and-a-half to open. Why can’t they just paint it all black?!
👨🎨 Special Guests: The Chrises, https://qwtchrises.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Month: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🎨 Sponsor of the Day: BEHR Paint, https://www.behr.com/
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Back at paint school, Christopher Gardinier cuts a perfectly straight line while Christopher Joseph forgets that shoes and paint mix together. Ryan is moving in with his new girlfriend, so The Chrises decide to come out of retirement to paint his new place Infatuation Pink. The once formidable duo review some of the bare necessities when painting and a few of their favorite products: Purdy Paint Tools’s XL Dale Glide and Frog Tape’s green tape top the list. In the midst of a heated debate about the consistency of grapes, The Chrises get their first ever potential spam call live on-air and ask their new friend about his thoughts on cotton candy flavored grapes. Unfortunately, The Chrises’ shortest lived companion is unable to settle the debate due to work concerns—annoying! Undeterred, Christopher Joseph puts in a verbal commitment to join forces with unreliable Intern Ryan and apprentice one day under @IdahoPainter.
👨🎨 Special Guests: The Chrises, https://qwtchrises.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Month: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🖌 Sponsor of the Day: Purdy Paint Tools, http://www.purdy.com
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The Chrises open with some fresh hairdos, sweet Pupformance attire, and a shipment of coronavirus religious tracts compliments of The Dr. Of Love. Mabel the Pup, Aunt Jody’s Golden Girl, joins the program as the first pooch of honor and The Chrises share her origin story. A debate over the best pet ensues, as Christopher Gardinier agrees with Mabel that dogs are truly a human’s best friend. Christopher Joseph and Ryan reveal their scheme to adopt “Will” the ferret—the closest mammal to a squirrel and cat. Chris and Chris both agree that birds rank lowest on the pet totem pole and should never be caged. Before The Chrises head out, they give a 5-star review of Surkerco professional level hair clippers—a night and day difference from cutting hair with a Wahl beard trimmer.
👥 Special Guests: The Chrises, https://qwtchrises.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Month: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🐶 Sponsor of the Day: Pupformance, https://www.pupformance.net/
📘 Pooch of Honor: Mabel, https://mabelsnapshot.ucraft.site/
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The Chrises enter looking colorful in their @TieDyeForTumors shirts and masks for National Voter Registration Day. Feeling inclusive on the first day of fall, The Chrises finally give Intern Ryan the chance to spill the beans about his recent road trip. After being left somewhere near Idaho Falls, Idaho, Ryan picks up a girlfriend(!) and befriends a mysterious Hawaiian man named Uncle Pineapple. Things take a turn as Uncle Pineapple directs Ryan to a secret hot spring stream portal where Ryan almost gets sucked into another dimension. Narrowly escaping, Ryan and his gal pal hitchhike their way through Idaho with potatoes as currency. In Utah, Ryan decides to spice up his taters and stops at the city of salt, Salt Lake City, and home of provolone cheese, Provo. Feeling energized from his culinary experiences, Ryan spends an exquisite night in the glitz and glamour of Las Vegas before making his way back home—forever a King of Idaho.
🎒 Special Guests: The Chrises, https://qwtchrises.com
🤲 Community Cause of the Month: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
👕 Wardrobe Cause of the Day: Tie Dye for Tumors, www.etsy.com/shop/TieDyeforTumors
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The Chrises return from Ryan’s Road Trip with a ton of mail and a live unboxing extravaganza. Lucky for Intern Ryan, Molly Suds sent a massive box of laundry and fabric products for all his funky smelling clothes from his hitchhike expedition back from Idaho. The Chrises are impressed with the biodegradable, plant packing peanuts and decide to chomp down on some while concocting an ingenious plan to start a cotton candy packaging material company. Chris & Chris also receive a pair of matching tie-dye shirts and masks from a clothing brand with big hearts, Tie Dye For Tumors— benefiting families fighting brain cancer in honor of their sister, Alley Hoza-Rodela. The longest journey award goes to Rising Springs Source, with hand delivered, straight-from-the-source water that only took a 16,000 year, granite protected pilgrimage to The Chrises door.
🛁 Special Guests: The Chrises, https://qwtchrises.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Month: Okizu, http://okizu.org/
🎁 Partners of the Day: Molly’s Suds, https://mollyssuds.com/
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Intern Ryan becomes a member of the Quarantining With The Chrises team on the first ever Fancy Friday. The Chrises dance into everyone’s hearts to R.E.M.’s “It’s The End Of The World” and feel fine enough to clear the air, as first time caller and long time listener, Matthew Baker (Baker) The Touchdown Maker, joins the fun. Bubly, the Odoul’s of White Claw, is plugged by Baker as his non-alcoholic seltzer of choice as he stays inside and showers multiple times a day to fill his quarantine time. The Fray’s discography is dissected by the guys, and Fun Employment Baker saves a friend’s life with a 100-yard, non-contact socially distanced Tylenol toss. Covid Cooking is launched with the herb master himself as he shares how his kitchen is akin to a Food Network program. Baker departs with some final coronavirus hot takes: Don’t catch Covid, don’t let your roommates leave the house, and ignore all dogs (note: the ability for dogs to get Covid has since been debunked).
🥤 Special Guest: Matthew Baker, https://www.instagram.com/slick1
🎯 Sponsors of the Day: Act Mouthwash, https://www.actoralcare.com & NeilMed Neti Pot, http://www.neilmed.com
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The Chrises rewind on Throwback Thursday for “Be Kind, Rewind Retro Week” with a family flashback featuring not one, but two guests: Jeffrey Janssen and Michael Gardinier III. Big Jefferson opens up the episode with hot takes from the early Covid quarantine grocery craze. The connoisseur of tushy tissues and tree costumes gives the rundown on his daily sanitary routine and which sock he puts on first [hint: it’s like a Twix]. Michael, a superior trained athlete, comes in heavy with his 10-pound dumbbells and .625 tee-ball batting average to give important fitness tips— quit if you’re better than the teacher. The Doctor of Love, who has been married once and engaged four times, gives expert romance advice and talks about his ideal woman: someone who is sexy and smart alá Toy Story’s Bo Peep.
🎷🎎 Special Guests: Jeffrey Janssen, @bigjefferson.93 & Michael Gardinier III, @mikegardinier3
🤲 Community Cause of the Day: Casey Family Programs, https://www.casey.org
🎯 Sponsors of the Day: Jenga, https://jenga.com & Drinking Buddies, https://www.originaldrinkingbuddies.com
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Ryan starts “Be Kind, Rewind Week” off with a Season 1 favourite, Monsignor Chris Zavodsky. The Man of the Cloth speaks on his early quarantine abstinence, and his angel hands that are solely designed for intramural defeat. Terrible TVs biggest advocate preaches about his journey into trashy programming and the Holy Order of shows ranked on his podcast network ChurchofZ.com. The CEO of Plus Ones dishes on his summer wedding lifestyle and shares how all the kings and queens can excel at the reception by following the golden rules: never leave the dance floor, compliment the bride at least 35 times, and boogie with the tipsy aunt at least once. With the possibility of virtual weddings on the horizon, The Z Witch Project takes the Chrises on a tour of Hoboken and shares the one rule he lives by: No carbs on carbs.
⛪️ Special Guest: Chris Zavodsky, https://www.churchofz.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Day: Dear Covid Heroes, dearcovidheroes@gmail.com
🕯 Sponsors of the Day: Emergency Candles & Quinnipiac Intramurals, https://www.imleagues.com/spa/intramural/5c1926e314ec4ce580bd013043abb330/home
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The Chrises go sliving through Fancy Friday with The Godmother of Podcasting, Daniela Garcia. The Founder and CEO of PodBooking—the hottest podcasting social platform—talks about her revolutionary network to connect podcasters, engineers, networks, and brands. Excited for the official November 1st launch of Pod-Booking.com, The Chrises throw their hats in the waitlist pond to become beta testers. The Podmother though does give a hot podcasting tip on defining the ideal listener; a preview from her partnership with the upcoming Leadership Requested Webinar. After breaking the Internet with consistency and genuine engagement, Daniela is on a quest to help smaller podcasters monetize and grow faster. She encourages The Chrises to keep doing what they are doing after Ryan’s Road Trip: giving back, collaborating, themed days, and featuring interesting guests.
🎙 Special Guest: Daniela Garcia, http://pod-booking.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Save The Waves, https://www.savethewaves.org/
🎧 Sponsor of the Day: Focusrite Scarlett, https://focusrite.com/en/scarlett
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The Chrises get the notebooks out and scribble down ecological restoration suggestions from Captain Planet himself, Scott Atkinson. The John Hopkins Environmental Sci & Policy master’s student teaches listeners about forest fire suppression, the relation to the current Northern California wildfires, and the importance of cleaning up fuel sources. After recently pulling up his britches and operating a chainsaw to help clear a friend’s fire threatened property, Scott is potentially qualified to be a full-time farmer. Looking to capitalize on the animal cam trend, Scott set up a video recorder inside his owl box perch despite one minor issue— a nighthawk has yet to pay the Atkinson family a visit. His daughter and future Forest Ranger, June, swoops in and steals the show with a brief appearance that sparks a new merchandising idea to sell QWTChrises branded slippers (link in bio coming soon). Scott, a 37-year-old father with a 9 to 5, forgoes a pro surfing sponsorship to train for WSL Mavericks, and he can officially hold his breath longer than the Chrises as a recent recipient of a free diving certificate. Part-Time Beekeeper and activist for all, Scott sends The Chrises home with some lavender honey, books on trees, and a donation to The Chrises’ No Hair For Care GoFundMe campaign to help support children’s cancer camp, Okizu [https://www.gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care].
🍯 Special Guest: Scott Atkinson, https://www.instagram.com/scottkatkinson27/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Save The Waves, https://www.savethewaves.org/
🦄 Sponsor of the Day: Lazy Guy DIY, https://lazyguydiy.com/
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Joy Morgan makes a QWTChrises pitstop on her interdimensional road trip journey between Brooklyn and Portland to advocate for radical environmental change. On a personal quest to turn New Jersey’s Pinelands National Reserve into a National Monument, Joy discusses setting up cameras to watch snake dens, as The Chrises encourage her to capture the Jersey Devil. With still so much more to learn about public land management, Joy suggests some low cost ways to upgrade urban planning— including permeable sidewalk pavers to replenish its natural aqueducts with rain water. Joy addresses listener questions about the waste produced from plastic vs. reusable water bottles, and how the Guppy Friend prevents microplastic pollution that results from laundering synthetic garments. The Eco-Inspiration To All talks about the upcoming Marketplace Of The Future, an innovative, interactive, and Zelda-esque World Fair of Tomorrow. Last but not least, Joy encourages everyone to do tiny, little things to make big changes such as buying reusable and compostable products from Package Free Shop, and repurposing grocery vegetable bags to cover and store food.
🌏 Special Guest: Joy Morgan, https://www.instagram.com/joytotheworldmorgan
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Save The Waves, https://www.savethewaves.org/
🥛 Sponsor of the Day: Ball Canning Mason Jars, https://www.freshpreserving.com/
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The Chrises go full steam ahead and ride the waves with Art Ambassador, Erik Abel. A lifelong surfer, Erik finds inspiration from his happy place—the ocean—and from animals. The Wave Doodler uses painting as a way to escape reality and lucky enough for him, people continue to purchase his prints and originals to bring a little piece of the sea and nature into their homes. When Erik is not busy teaming up with the Community Cause of the Week, Save The Waves Coalition, to design compostable phone cases and other wonderful pieces of art, he’s exploring his artistic freedom with his not-so-secret identity, Abstract Pursuits. Inspired by Erik’s artistic alter ego, Ryan gets feedback on his “pothead”, and The Chrises receive a face painting lesson. The Art Entrepreneur also delves into business ideas with The Chrises including: Bourbon & Bread (a new chic restaurant), abstract toilet paper art, bearded portraits, and paint by numbers. Before Erik leaves to teach his kids about the lost art of sliced bread ball making, he drops the cheat code for all artists.
🌊 Special Guest: Erik Abel, https://abelarts.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Save The Waves, https://www.savethewaves.org/
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The Chrises venture out to the Sunshine State smelling fabulous, without an overpowering odor, to get all-natural clean with Molly’s Suds Founder and CEO, Monica Leonard. After selecting every Molly’s Suds employee as her favorite, Monica activates her current product preferences, the twin powers—super powder laundry detergent and stain spray. The entire sustainable product lineup is without petrochemicals, solvents, dyes, and pesticides; making them always safe for people and the planet. With thorough research and comprehensive, green ingredient labels, Molly’s Suds truly takes the guess work out of purchasing harmless, yet effective, clean solutions. Monica also dishes with The Chrises on Molly’s Suds sustainable packaging and local environmental initiative— her brick-and-mortar store, The Refillery in Saint Petersburg, Florida. After teaching the community about waste, The Clean Queen hints at an upcoming product (hint: it may or may not be soap) and leaves little footprints on The Chrises hearts.
👣 Special Guest: Monica Leonard, CEO Molly’s Suds, https://mollyssuds.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: Save The Waves, https://www.savethewaves.org/
🧺 Featured Product of the Day: Molly’s Suds Super Powder, https://mollyssuds.com/product/super-powder/
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The Chrises skip across the pond with the wedded duo that always cross their mind, Ayana and Declan Richie. After his better half spends hours in hair and makeup, Declan reaches out his two meter long arm so the camera can capture all of Ayana’s beauty. The host (Ayana) and executive producer (Declan) of the The Inside Job avoid throwing up on each other (this time), and match on purpose for a Fizzy Fancy Friday. Ryan brings out all the Kleenex as Ayana shares how coming onto Quarantining With The Chrises was a game changing experience. The Lemonade Queen calls the Chrises “C-level” performers and reveals guests to expect in Season Two of her show: singer, actor, professor, entrepreneur, business owner, dancer, yoga instructor, and sports therapist. Declan, the UK’s Dr. Anthony Fauci, arouses The Chrises with exclusive access to the new Marvel flick featuring Captain Covid and The Stork. The Chrises and The Richies end the show with four slow thumbs up.
📺 Special Guests: Latoya Ayana & Declan Ritchie, https://www.youtube.com/user/latoyaayana
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: The Hidden Opponent, https://thehiddenopponent.com/
🇬🇧 Sponsor of the Day: Bigelow Tea, https://www.bigelowtea.com/
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The Captain of the Unfair Advantage, Life Coach Nick Tillia, virtually takes The Chrises all aboard his Marina del Rey yacht. On a voyage to leave a ripple effect with his legacy, Nick splashes The Chrises with a wave of knowledge—one can find fulfillment with success by discovering something bigger than oneself and sharing achievements with others. The CEO of Bed Bath and Beyond Bed Sheet Thread Counts talks about turning pains into purpose to create a holistic life coaching approach for clientele including professional athletes, CEO’s, coaches, artists, and creatives. Nick gives a rare sit down riff about identifying negative thoughts or victim beliefs and accepting a life of co-creation with source; thus establishing a better self identity and life in a new realm of high vibrations. The Space Mountain Insider gives tips for all those facing cabin fever, whether it’s in the Walt Disney World NBA bubble or outside. Before setting sail, Nick pumps up The Chrises to design a life with purpose, build momentum for 2021, and shoot for the moon.
🥅 Special Guest: Nick Tillia, https://www.nicktillia.com/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: The Hidden Opponent, https://thehiddenopponent.com/
💈 Sponsor of the Day: The Bearded Bastard., https://thebeardedbastard.com/
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Ben Ruvo, CEO of The Hidden Opponent, steps up to the plate to face the stigmas within sport culture on Mental Wellness Wednesday. The President eloquently talks about creating a safe space for student-athletes to share stories and support one another. Mental health is on a spectrum that includes both biological and environmental factors, and all student-athletes are collectively in the same boat with the uncertainty of the upcoming school year. Instilling systems to weather any storm, including COVID, The Hidden Opponent has implemented an umbrella system of Campus Captains to be mental health advocates across universities nationwide. Looking to be a part of the outstanding mental wellness support team, Ryan sends Ben an SOS and applies for a new internship within the organization. After inspiring The Chrises to start a new segment, One Word, Ben chooses “vulnerability” as the single term to sum up The Hidden Opponent. The man on a mission to continually learn and help others leaves The Chrises, and listeners alike, feeling great.
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🤲 Community Cause of the Week:
The Hidden Opponent, https://thehiddenopponent.com/
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Derek Pratt executes the first Leefy Organics sponsorship takeover of Season Two to put the new Prana bottle design on full display. Careful not to reveal all the secrets in his magical supplements cabinet, the model/actor/athlete/motivator wears not one, but two shirts for the first time all quarantine. While the face of Mortal Kombat’s Kano is busy building out his commercial and acting reels, Intern Ryan agrees to send Derek’s Instagram Reels (R.I.P. TikTok?) to the casting directors of Space Jam 2. Believing he can fly, Christopher Gardinier overlooks the fine print in the sand and nearly ends up with a broken wrist trying to backflip like Derek. The Chrises come to learn that Derek is a man who does a little bit of everything (except ice skate and golf), as he continues to motivate others to be one’s best self; believing there’s no better time than now.
🏋️♂️ Special Guest: Derek Pratt, https://www.instagram.com/derektpratt/
🤲 Community Cause of the Week: The Hidden Opponent, https://thehiddenopponent.com/
🍃 Sponsor of the Day: Leefy Organics Prana, https://leefyorganics.com/ 15% off checkout code: QWTC
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After an introduction ambush from Season One crowd favorite, Izzy B., The Chrises are joined by indie something singer/songwriter, Christian Sparacio. The triple backflip double toeloop swing set acrobat provides master classes on how not to spill a full glass of whole milk while mimicking the sound of a cow bell. In Christian’s quest to find unique ways to make rare sounds, the Team Chris quarterback/wide receiver seeks to turn his shoulder clicks into a polyrhythm. Concurrently, 3D prints of his infamous shoulder are being manufactured by Bill Nye the Science Guy to help fellow bartenders carbonate beer to reach an even tastier level. Always on the offense, but not easy to offend, the former collegiate student-athlete calls multiple audibles with an accoutrement of his new favorite headwear—beanies. Having developed a sense of home within himself, the Resident of the Earth takes the world into parallel universes with his cozy, Fireside Chat Monday rendition of his newest ethereal ballad, Pacific AM.
Special Guest: Christian Sparacio, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT6ktLDFQAQuxRlvqwE0JwQ 🪕
Community Cause of the Week: The Hidden Opponent, https://thehiddenopponent.com/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Leefy Organics Prana, https://leefyorganics.com/ 🍃
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Magical Mystery Friday brings out all the surprises as The Chrises are joined by the unexpected and much welcomed Lobster King, Justin Wozney. South Bay’s very own Aquaman comes up for air to gab about Disney World turkey legs and beach bum ice cream. A staunch believer in a good thirst quench and chafe relief, the free spirit lets it fly with The Chrises about avoiding oceanic salt water in the loins and chasing waterfalls in Yosemite. After not being nominated for a prestigious QWTChrises Best Guest Emmy (unlike both his Mother and Grandma DeYoung), Justin hits The Chrises with some tough news to swallow—he will be moving to Boston at the end of September. Wanting to continue the shared experience shredding the sweet quarantine life gnar gnar, the original trio replays nothing but the hits, just like 95.5 WPLJ.
Special Guest: Justin Wozney, https://www.instagram.com/thew0z/ 🍗
Community Cause of the Week: I am a voter., https://iamavoter.com/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Hanging Chads, https://www.npwgifts.com/drinking-buddies.html 🍹
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The Chrises dive into the history books to compose an episode for the ages with the professor of successors, Aiden K. While history tends to repeat itself, the middle school educator focuses on teaching life lessons to the cancel culture generation. The Chrises learn how George Washington took notes from the Roman Empire to build the democratic foundation of America and how two brothers (not named Chris) encouraged the post-Republic era to make changes to ensure the longevity of the polity. Only time will tell if perpetual political conflicts reduce the United States’ superpower status to the coronavirus fate of department stores. Until then, the three muggles debate on pandemics in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and conclude that nothing matters.
Special Guest: Aiden K., https://instagram.com/thatmisfitguy/ 👕
Community Cause of the Week: I am a voter., https://iamavoter.com/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: History Channel, https://www.history.com/ 🏛
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The Chrises sign up for the finest slice of democracy pie with Sunny Jenkins—communications guru and founding member of voting’s greatest publicist, I am a voter. The nonpartisan movement aims to create a cultural shift around voting and civic engagement by unifying around a central truth: democracy works best when we all participate. Leading with the motto “Friends don’t let friends skip elections”, Sunny ensures the Chrises avoid FOMO at the upcoming United States 2020 Presidential Vote-Chella by texting “VOTER” to 26797 live on-air. An immediate response is received from Zoey at I am a voter, and within minutes The Chrises are provided with all the information needed to vote in confidence. Casting an early ballot alá Sunny will ensure the grandest prize of them all, an “I Voted” sticker - which pairs perfectly with a Peloton Century Club 100th ride t-shirt.
Special Guest: Sunny Jenkins, https://www.instagram.com/theupsideofsunny/ ☀️
Community Cause of the Week: I am a voter., https://iamavoter.com/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: The Red, White, and Blue 🇺🇸
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Emily Yarascavitch steps up and fiddles with The Chrises’ hearts as she teaches the boys how to Ottawa Valley Step Dance. The Queen of Coordination also performs a brand new sneak peek violin solo from her band, Tartan Terrors, upcoming album set named “The Cousins”. The Chrises are befuddled by the difference between a violin and fiddle, but Emily clarifies that they are synonymous terms, dependent upon the audience. While the lifelong sock-less tapper continues to please the crowd with a top notch step freestyle to a classic Celtic fiddle remix, the happy footed duo hop to satisfactorily pass Level Three of Emily’s basic training. Zoom Canada’s most in demand fiddle/violin and step teacher shares some pro tips: patience, balance, tap to a beat, and don’t smell your feet.
Special Guest: Emily Yarascavitch, https://emilyyarascavitch.com/ 🎻
Community Cause of the Week: I am a voter., https://iamavoter.com/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Sanuk, https://www.sanuk.com/ 🦶
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William Duvall drops the clay mic on The Chrises during his cross-country American road tour making pottery and connecting with kindled spirits. After losing his catering job due to the coronavirus, William made the best of the situation and turned a three day trip into a lifelong journey. Now living the dream and doing what he loves everyday, the Traveling Potter turns a Holiday Inn parking lot into a fine ceramics studio. William grills up clay cylinders on his 80-pound Skutt pottery wheel after The Chrises’ curious request for handle-less mugs (now called cups). Clay Papa dives into the CliffsNotes of the official dad handbook and gives tips for all those facing hiccups and looking to get creative.
Special Guest: William Duvall, https://www.instagram.com/williamspottery/ 🍶
Community Cause of the Week: I am a voter., https://iamavoter.com/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Play-Doh, https://playdoh.hasbro.com/ 🍥
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The Chrises are joined by the King of Swipes and Host of @DishinDays, Tony Moore, on the final stop of his coronation parade into Instagram Gold Star 10K follower status (before it’s 2000 and late). The Smoothest Criminal, Tony uses his good standing with Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti to pull off epic Tony Request Live Instagram dance parties every Friday afternoon without having his water and/or power shut off. In The Chrises’ newest gameshow segment, “Tickle Your Pickle”, Ralph’s most loyal supermarket sweeper gets turned on jiving about frosting, angels, wings, and things. After revealing his soft spot for Wendy’s, the run through professional divulges he will happily accept Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers and Frostys in exchange for his TonlyFans hot cakes.
Special Guest: Tony Moore, https://www.instagram.com/lounginwithtony/ 📀
Community Cause of the Week: Alzheimer Society of Ontario, https://alzheimer.ca/en/on 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Air Hockey Table Top Game 🏒
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The Chrises go into deep hypnosis over big, juicy, sour lemons from the Human Knowledge Tree, Garrett Wood of Gnosis Therapy. Finding the magic of hypnotherapy has helped Garrett handle personal triggers of trauma and become less of an a-hole. With FOMO and Instagram influencers a thing of the past, the Indiana Jones of Therapy talks about anxiety being the current shared emotional zeitgeist, and he answers questions flying in from the 24 hour Chrises hotline. Garrett implores people to find coping mechanisms without perfect results and negative externalities, such as coloring or slapping the bass guitar. When he’s not busy healing the world, the citrus coffee connoisseur has been dusting off his skateboard, pumping up his paddle board, and parkouring around Long Beach.
Special Guests: Garrett Wood, https://gnosistherapy.com/ 🍋
Community Cause of the Week: Alzheimer Society of Ontario, https://alzheimer.ca/en/on 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: In 2 Guided Hands, https://www.instagram.com/in2guidedhands 👐
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The Chrises cross borders to have an uplifting, red carpet skipping experience with Director of The Cuban, Sergio Navarretta. Masked up and ready to go in Newmarket, Sergio, the Uberless driver, talks about escaping Los Angeles just in time to release a movie in the middle of a global pandemic. In a world where people are experiencing isolation, The Cuban is a timely release in over 50+ screens across the U.S. and Canada. The movie captures the connecting power of music and its positive impact on Alzheimer's and dementia patients. Ryan gets his first honk of appreciation as the sound of blaring car horns becomes the new standing ovation across all of North America.
Special Guest: Sergio Navarretta, https://www.sergionavarrettadirector.com/ 🎬
Community Cause of the Week: Alzheimer Society of Ontario, https://alzheimer.ca/en/on 🤲
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The Chrises sip on Ryan’s refreshing cucumber and lemon water while hydrating their droopy eyes with Petitfée hydrogel eye patches. Chris & Chris stimulate their sorry faces with Acure Beauty green facial masks to channel yesterday’s show stealer, Shelby the Tortoise. The national treasures cozy up to gab about new Netflix shows and recently released hit movie, "The Cuban". Even though Ryan treats the pompous duo to a relaxing day, The Chrises demand more from an intern—like naming rights to a Miami-based bathing duck. A search commences to find the Next Great Chrises Intern (NGCI).
Special Guests: The Chrises, https://qwtchrises.com/ 👯♂️
Community Cause of the Week: Alzheimer Society of Ontario, https://alzheimer.ca/en/on 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Petitfée, https://petitfee.com/ 🧖♂️
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South Bay Coverboy, Richard Podgurski Jr., sauces out with The Chrises during a break from training his camera towards Butterball turkey stardom on Supermarket Sweep. When Richard is not adorning bare walled abodes with his stunning snapshots or raising $15,000 for community causes, the Oracle of the Internet is keeping Tahoe nude and chain linking with Keyboard Karens. Portland’s favourite sneaker-hands, DJ Dik, gives an IG Live exclusive sneak peek at his unreleased, limited edition, custom Vans slip-on shoes. Shelby, the Turtle Leash tortoise influencer, escapes from the I Dunno Dude Pod’s Pad to eat all the tasty plants, and she saves the planet with her valuable life lesson: always be happy and in the moment.
Special Guest: Richard Podgurski, https://www.rp-photography.com/ 📸
Community Cause of the Week: Alzheimer Society of Ontario, https://alzheimer.ca/en/on 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: FocusritePro, https://pro.focusrite.com/ 🎹
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Fancy Ryan Friday gets frisky in the Lone Star State ecosystem with surprise guests from outer space, and the future Cholula spokesman, Playful Ryan. When he’s not hitting high ollies with Not Tony Hawk or running track with Usain Bolt, he’s dropping bricks and chasing clout bags. Mailer Swift delivers VR shenanigans with his Playful sidekick, “Chris”, as they build a cult music empire direct from the Squad House. With his unique blend of physical rocks, trombones, and death growls, Playful Ryan plans to tell the music industry, “Altoid you so”!
Special Guest: Playful Ryan, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHivUrsW7BM4NRFQHK0-nMA 🎺
Community Cause of the Week: The Let It Be Foundation, https://www.theletitbefoundation.org/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Wholesome Sweet, https://wholesomesweet.com/🧂
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The Princess of Oregon, Katerina Villegas, joins The Chrises looking like she stepped out of a fairytale on her way to the Miss USA 2020 Ball. When Wonder Woman is not traveling around the world on her charity tour, she’s using her platform to advocate and uplift others. The Awesomely Articulate Alliteration Academic is penning a pretty perfect children’s novel and is seriously studying for her doctorate in clinical psychology; all with an attitude of gratitude. Billboard Charter and “Dangerous Love[r]” shares her why and opens her heart to inspire all the magical gatherers toward a new beginning.
Special Guest: Katerina Villegas, https://katerinavillegas.com/ 👑
Community Cause of the Week: The Let It Be Foundation, https://www.theletitbefoundation.org/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Bob’s Red Mill, https://www.bobsredmill.com/ 🥣
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The Chrises dig up old TaskRabbit work attire to unearth the Parasaurolophus of Lazy DIY, Adam Beasley. The Bailey Chair blueprinter inspires and gives back to the community with The Builder’s Challenge and Maker Media Company. While poor Adam has trouble keeping bits in his router, he does drop tidbits on building evergreen content to connect with brands for ice cream influencers and beyond. Home Depot’s top tool reviewer has The Chrises throw everything and the kitchen sink at him in his newly lit, plastic-free Dexter’s Laboratory.
Special Guest: Adam Beasley, https://lazyguydiy.com/ 🧰
Community Cause of the Week: The Let It Be Foundation, https://www.theletitbefoundation.org/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: CAFFÉVO, https://modafoods.com/caffevo/ ☕️
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The Chrises almost go feature length with the CEO of Shorts - Film Festival Category, Robert Silver. GH5’s top indie storyteller steps in front of the camera to talk about his newly nominated documentary, ‘Kneeling For Justice: A San Francisco Memorial To Fallen Angels’. The Day One Films Founder reveals how he stays true to his company’s namesake by filming, editing, and producing the short all in a days work. Self proclaimed “jack of all trades and master of failure” shamelessly self promotes and passionately inspires all artists, young and old.
Special Guest: Robert Silver, https://www.instagram.com/robertsilverphotography/ 📽
Community Cause of the Week: The Let It Be Foundation, https://www.instagram.com/theletitbefoundation/ 🤲
Sponsors of the Day: Image 3D, https://www.instagram.com/image3dusa/ 🎞 and Panasonic, https://www.instagram.com/panasonicprovideo/ 📹
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The Chrises set fire to the rain with East Hollywood’s most glowing careless animal whisperer, Georgie Leahy. The talented one woman show hits the angles when spreading around like Covid and bonds with Chris & Chris over making it in Hollywood penniless. West Ham’s luckiest charm and prettiest bubble makes her mum proud by writing the hit single for the Treasure King (despite not remembering any of the lyrics). Georgie goes beyond the obvious British pastimes like ironing and hammering to discover quarantine hobbies like cooking, riding a bicycle, and screenwriting without multiple chins.
Special Guest: Georgie Leahy, https://www.instagram.com/georgieleahy/ 🇬🇧
Community Cause of the Week: The Let It Be Foundation, https://www.instagram.com/theletitbefoundation/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Crocs, https://www.crocslighter.com/ 🕯
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Season 2 Premiere Week closes out with glamorous shenanigans served up by Mr. T’s favourite makeup artist, Valerie Harvey. Val’s Cafe is open for business as she shares her experience finding her passion for makeup and catching the eyes of high powered icons, Oprah and Iman. The glam-up queen teaches the young grasshoppers how to spring into summer with a creamy, dreamy look and a renewed outlook for life. The Chrises primp and preen while fishing for compliments and Val’s validation, and they gain a dewy respect for makeup artistry. Shout out to all the pretty ladies and lads out there!
Special Guest: Valerie Harvey, https://www.instagram.com/mohawkmakeup/ 🇵🇦
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Maybelline, https://www.instagram.com/maybelline/💋
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Hall of Fame New York Yankees closer, Jeffrey Janssen, fills in last minute to rescue The Chrises from a bases loaded jam. Enter Sandman fills the air and a Vin Scully impression wows the crowd, as Big Jefferson dishes on the shortened Major League Baseball season. Lightning crashes on the field, but not in Jeffrey’s heart, as he roots, roots, roots for the San Francisco Giants. “Watch out for the Reds,” says The Chrises trusted MLB correspondent. Find Jeffrey catching some zzz’s dreaming of hotdogs with grilled onions and all the fixings at the ballpark.
Guest: Jeffrey Janssen, https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ 🧢
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Lay’s, https://www.instagram.com/lays/ 🥔
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The Chrises dough around with the CEO of Homemade Pasta, Chef Craig Chomsky, for the first ever @QWTChrises mukbang edition. Pasta ASMR King Craig goes al dente with homemade tagliatelle and fresh pesto with an assist from @kitchenaidusa. The most eligible Kitchen Aider gets length, girth, and pop out of his soft dough while keeping his basil fresh and ready-to-eat. When he’s not in the kitchen supplying customers with fresh frozés, Chef Chomsky is personally sourcing big, 60-lb tunas on the open New Jersey high seas.
Guest: Chef Craig Chomsky, https://www.instagram.com/craigs.kitchen/ 🧄
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Day: Trader Joe’s Albacore Tuna, https://www.instagram.com/traderjoes/ 🐟
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The Chrises are joined by Leefy Organics CEO, Carl Kuran, fresh off his Vortex Trip to Sedona. Carl is in the giving mood and calls on Ryan and his new Season 2 Rewards Program to giveaway two bottles of Leefy Organics Prana. Congratulations to @easymark5 and @monkeypawlove for asking the best live questions during the show! The man with the best poker face to never win the main event teaches the QWiTChes Community how to replace toxins in the bathroom and kitchen with healthier and harmless alternatives. Last, but definitely not least, The Chrises get the golden green ticket for a tour of the Leefy Organics HQ.
Guest: Carl Kuran, CEO of Leefy Organics, https://www.instagram.com/leefyorganics/ 🍃
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Week: Leefy Organics, https://www.instagram.com/leefyorganics/ 🍃
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QWTChrises Season 2 kicks off with The Chrises reminiscing about their recent summer camp adventures; as Chris & Chris roll out the red carpet for all the Live Season 2 high jinks and super fun times. Ryan gets a “raise” and a new, live viewer participation giveaway extravaganza is born. Ryan’s Rewards is the Internet’s hottest opportunity to win exclusive prizes each and every day by asking the best questions or correctly guessing the safe word emoji. Watch “Everyday That Ends In Y*™️” to win!
Season 2 finds The Chrises collaborating with creatives from around the globe; connecting with the likes of entertainers, producers, directors, artists, authors, healers, cosmetologists, chefs, bakers, and many, many more. Tune-in until Santa pays us The Chrises a visit after 100 episodes in Season 2. 🎅🧊
Community Cause of the Week: Okizu, https://www.instagram.com/okizu/ 🤲
Sponsor of the Week: Leefy Organics, https://www.instagram.com/leefyorganics/ 🍃
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Three days of our lives without C.J. & Ryan the Intern, and Christopher Michaels decides to stream himself to Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook Live while the Wozney4 grill cheese and Grandma drops the mic with the greatest P.S.A. of all-time. Sponsored by the U, Justin Wozney announces he is taking his talents to Boston with his better half, Karissa Bustamante. Jeff shares his culinary expertise while Patti teladocs listener’s hearts by discovering her birth family. Justin’s embarrassing gum-on-his-wee-wee story is finally told live on-air as the Wozney’s dig up all the dirt on their baby boy.
Guests:
- Jeff Wozney https://www.instagram.com/jeff_wozney/
- Patti Wozney https://www.instagram.com/pawozney/
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Ryan’s Summer Vacation continues as Aloha Tuesday Takeover goes straight to Hawaii with Ellen Ruderman and The Doctor of Love. After just receiving a week long Instagram ban for unfollowing too many people (dafuq?!?), Christopher Michaels gives away free swag while desperately trying to make YouTube and IG Live work at the same time. Random guests and longtime listeners of the program join in on the fun as Baby Ellen flaunts her new, wood splitting relationship, and MGIII dishes tried and true courtship advice in the time of Covid. Christopher Joseph’s laugh guest stars throughout as The Doctor of Love sorely misses his luscious blonde co-host’s locks.
Guests:
- Ellen Ruderman https://www.instagram.com/elloicious22/
- Michael Gardinier III https://www.instagram.com/mikegardinier3/
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Ryan’s Summer Vacation featuring a week of co-hosts with Christopher Michaels starts off with a splash as Cara Miranda joins in on the fun. Tie dye and used Pottery Barn expert, Jessica Kellum, zooms in early to show off her surprisingly strong vocal cords and drops a bomb on viewers bigger than Kanye’s presidential bid. The Glow Up Gals continue to Glow and Grow past 4,000 podcast downloads but still can’t seem to locate Los Angeles on a map. Apple slices and 14ers are all young Asher needs to stay independent from the future RHW of South Orange County.
Guests: https://www.instagram.com/glowupgalspodcast
Jessica Kellum @jkilzem
Co-Host Cara Miranda @caraconnects
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The Chrises close out “Quarantining With The Chrises” Season One with the most hopeful man and afrobisiac, Bisi. The man behind the upcoming album, The Church of Experience, delves into the power of music to change the status quo. Bisi is dropping his new song “Hopeful” on Independence Day, as we try to change the world together. Sharing positivity and good vibes, Bisi uses his vast energy to harness the God of Fire and moonwalk all over the planet with his catchy tunes. From raising $100 in Haight/Ashbury to winning $50,000 for Bissy Energy, the eagle of MDT Modeling touches base with his Nigerian roots and performs "Asa Jailer" and his new hit “Language”.
Guest: Bisi https://www.instagram.com/bisimusic/
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The Chrises get rooted with James Stewart, a man tailormade to conjure up spirits (but no exes, please). The Etsy five-star MVP opens up about the evolution of Conjure Cleaning: from healing and protective shrives to readings and in-home cleansing kits. In the time of quarantine, James immerses himself with plants to raise up and listen to the photosynthetic eukaryotes of the kingdom Plantae. The Conjure Cleaner has big plans to write a love letter to Black people of the Carolinas about Hoodoo’s regional history. Go Heels.
Guest: James Stewart https://www.instagram.com/theconjurecleaner/
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The Chrises get stranded on a desert island and divulge their latest journals entries. After seventeen weeks together, The Chrises learn that bandana face coverings are as useful as the $0.00 in unemployment money they have yet to receive. Despite Chris & Chris being monetary zeros, they dream of a future where they get everything they wanted. Christopher Michaels plans for the day when he can bring home his puppy, Goldfish, and Christopher Joseph fantasizes about the day when he can animorph into a dolphin. Whether books are written or statues are erected, The Chrises confide how awkward their likenesses would be etched in stone, forever. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises slide into the week with JamesG, the Heelys Half Marathon Champion who raised over a G for Black Lives Matter. Spotify’s most notorious unsigned rap artist and TikTok 1M Club glider dishes on wheeling and dealing on America’s Got Talent and creating his own viral gifs. James challenges the Chrises to keep their toes up, but they perform as unsatisfactory as single ply toilet paper. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises touch down with the man who threw the first qwitches long ball, Justin “Badger” Wozney. Reunited with the grand daddy himself, The Chrises pop champagne to celebrate the century episode. The w0z is joined with former roommate and college partying teammate, Akil “Ricky” Ross. After reconnecting ten years later, the two boss dogs rekindle a love that soured over a lost accounting book and a chance to hold Ronaldinho’s hand at the World Cup.~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises experience immense magic with the guru of oxygenated miracles, Andrew Genovese. Moinu G peels the onion back on his own personal journey facing trauma and using breath work as a way to heal. On his mission to raise the collective consciousness, he enlightens the universe on his recent three month trip to India; where he lived in trees and studied under Guru G, a man who dwelled in caves for over a decade. Andrew opens up about being immersed in thousands of years of Indian knowledge and traditions with two spiritually powerful beings - Guru G and his 99-year-old-mother, Dr. Amla. After 99 episodes, The Chrises find out who they are? ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises are finally graced with the presence of the MVP of Cali Daze, Ben Kelley. Distraught over losing his workout bro and the gym closing, Ben picks up macro counting and band workouts. The only bear in the Bills Mafia dishes on how Buffalo did Shady dirty in the name of The Game. When he is not rumbling with Jason and Justin, he is starring in “No More Tomorrows”. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises sit down with the man behind the best moves on inline skates, Pete Malleo. The TikTok legend dishes on the fast food chain with the best chocolate chip cookies and the side effects of Corona. Having retired from their beer chugging days, the minutemen shotgun LaCroix and get indigestion. The family guy trucker opens up about his hopes and dreams for his son: Be good and Don’t kill anyone. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises burn themselves fireside with the Queen of Soy Candles and the King of the Sky. Karen discloses her love of everything earthy; starting from her times escaping bees on the tire playground. While Joe dishes his adoration for all things airy; beginning with his stargazing days as a young boy with impeccable sonar capabilities. After crying about being left out last time, Joe joins in for a round of “Cool Cats and Ass Hats in which wet willies are administered, thumbs are sucked, and animal sounds are recreated. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises clean up with professional dishwasher and Okizu senior camp counselor, Chaos. Keely shares her personal experiences connecting with other siblings affected by childhood cancer, and all the amazing adventures at her favorite summertime place. This year Okizu will be keeping it fun virtually and including some camp favorites: Baseball Lunch, campfire stories, and skits. Ice cream is not not ruled off the table. The Chrises throw their hat in the ring to become volunteers and call upon others to join them! ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises roll their R’s for the matrimony ceremony between the yin yang sisters, Ali Baldassare-Greene and Trish DaCosta. Ali talks about the doggie lifestyle with her two little ones, while Trish bares it all (about pup mom life). Getting ready for rebuild season, Ali shares what it’s like being the queen of reach around. Trish goes in on the importance of getting extra doses of D in her life. The Chrises get schooled on how to to transform their dysfunctional cohabitation with a functional focused pilates course. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises go 007 while learning a thing or two with Los Angeles’ Teacher Of The Year and modern day Socrates. The man behind savage optimism enlightens the world about the current state of education and how to compare history. The potential 008 shakes The Chrises with the knowledge about Roman genealogy and how to differentiate with a 23 and Me analysis. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises get intergalactic with the founder of conscious cause marketing firm Mercury Venus Digital. When Cameron Cash is not partnering with businesses doing good on planet Earth, Crunch’s brightest yoga instructor is aligning chakras for kindred spirits and painting song lyrics on Melrose Avenue. In preparation for the new day cresting over the horizon, The Chrises offer to bring a pair of dimes to the paradigm shift. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises go back to culinary school in the middle of patio season with the Queen of Northern Baking. Shiela’s Good Goods provides the full pastry making experience, including the North American famous Canadian Butter Tarts. One stick, everyone knows the rules. Fun fact from the next great Canadian baker: maple syrup is interchangeable with honey and comes from trees! ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises get lost in space and time trying to figure out which happy day it is with the CEO of Smiles, Danny Thompson. Voted most joyous man by The Chrises, Danny recalls his time at Camp Okizu making friends, telling campfire stories, and catching hotdogs at the baseball luncheon. After stepping into the batter’s box to break free of himself, Danny takes a swing at some important life choices: Does one remove salt or add nacho cheese to a soft, organically sprouted pretzel? ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care
The Chrises burn bright with the Glow Up Gals Podcast; the golden alchemists who have accumulated over 4,000 downloads. Finally making their own mothers proud with a foursome, The Chrises meet their match as Jessica breaks all the laws and Cara passes out all the White Claws. The Glow Up Gals Podcast disclose their glow up moments, confess their affinity for paddle boarding, and discover a newfound bond over the 1996 USA Women’s Olympic Gymnastics team. The Chrises receive the highest honour of all and are asked to walk Cara and Jessica down the aisle to their LIVE podcast debut in Los Angeles. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Dr. Of Love drops knowledge for yinz on how to safely date in the time of Covid and illustrates the perfect night out with Little Bo Peep once Jersey goes green. The founder of “Hair Care For Those With No Hair” exposes his faded blond sideburns and reveals Chinese horsehair makes the best toupée soufflés. PSA: Careful drinking Tom Collins with El Grande Uno, one may spoil a nice pair of running shorts. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
Princess Murray reveals how the June 14th “All Black Lives Matter” Hollywood protest is in solidarity with efforts to dismantle racial injustice, systemic oppression, institutional barriers, police brutality, and discrimination of all kinds. ABLM and Compton Pride aim to amplify Black LGBTQIA+ voices to create one loving community with freedom and equality for all. Allies are called upon to acknowledge privilege, share resources, be visible, and use one’s voice to call out injustices. The Princess of The Positive Vibes Vortex also shares living at the highest vibration and attracting only what moves at the same frequency. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ABLM.LA
The Morris-Brown’s tease into their prenuptial life cohabitating in a Garden State apartment on the Newlywed Game. Kevin forgets the sun exists across the Hudson and gets down on one knee for the fourth time. Brianne, the real MVP, gives out goosebumps sharing her 7pm salute to health care workers during a New York solidarity march. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ColorOfChange.org
The sauciest of all A1’s, Anthony Evans, joins the program to give us a Phase 3 sneak peek at the gym, Runyon Canyon, and the movies. The CEO of Speedos keeps his shirt on and shows his Peacock as he prepares for the virtual rave of the summer, Digital Mirage. Anthony announces his top shows on Netflix, Apple TV+, and Amazon Prime for those looking to expand one’s social consciousness and mindfulness. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ColorOfChange.org
Italian trained by the guru of truffle sniffing dogs, Chef Craig Chomsky, joins The Chrises to tells us about his 8 year old mother and show us how to properly feed her (hint: it may include Anthony Hoffman’s hook made by KitchenAid). The CEO of Meal Deliveries and House Parties lets the Chrises in on how to make a sourdough starter, explains why he prefers nice and natural eggplants, and shares the time he partook in the luge Olympics. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ColorOfChange.org
The Chrises' favourite unrelated family member, Aunt Jody, discloses her favorite niece/nephew (hint: it’s not not the Chrises). The JK Rowling of children’s literature turns the pages on today’s hottest Amazon purchase, Mabel and the ball; reveals plans for the republication of Mabel the pup in a day-ish; and wins Quarantining with the Chrises’ first ever The Office trivia. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ColorOfChange.org
The Chrises TikTok fireside and exchange glamping experiences. Christopher Joseph saves Lance the Tick for his keepsake and Christopher Michaels recalls nestling in the woods behind the Marcucilli’s ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ ColorOfChange.org
Jeffrey Janssen airs out his dirty laundry while rocking his new swag. The king of laundry mountain reveals the proper way to dry jock straps, exposes the sluggish pace of bead art delivery, and explains why the Steelers take precedence over oxygen. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises play with each other and pull the ol' switch-er-roo. Hilarity, shaming, and sore throat hearty laughter ensue, as CJ becomes CG and CG becomes CJ. The light and butterflies almost outweigh the hard work and disappointment!
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Waffles flavored birthdays with his mom, Katie, LIVE! from the Twin Cities suburbs. Katie talks about Minneapolis protesting with her mother, rearing two unruly kittens, and the growth and development of baby ducklings in the great outdoors. --> QWTChrises.com --> Patreon.com/QWTChrises --> GoFundMe w/ Okizu "No Hair For Care" (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
After 77 straight episodes, The Chrises take a step inwards, as they learn how to live journal! QWTChrises.com - Patreon.com/QWTChrises - GoFundMe "No Hair For Care"
The Chrises "Heely" with Minnesota native James Geisler, @jamesmakesmusic, as he surpasses 1 MILLION views on TikTok! James talks about his love for shoes with a wheel in the heel, his own personal Heely half marathon to raise money for Black Lives Matter, and his budding hip-hop music career while traveling around the country in his "Pink Palace" van.
A moment of silence is observed and voices from Black leaders are heard; including Tupac Shakur, Malcom X, Nelson Mandela, Maya Angelou, and Martin Luther King Jr. ~ ColorOfChange.org
One Very Important Fermentor, Melanie Foreman, concocts an adaptogenic latte as The Chrises dive into their ingheedients cabinet. Melanie reveals her much anticipated Brain Broo to the masses, chooses between civet cat poop and elephant dung coffee, and opens up about which One Direction member she prefers to lick her toes after a LaCroix bowling heist as SadGurl69. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
Christopher Michael’s bakes a cornbread cake to celebrate his mother becoming the youngest member of the hippest club in town. Anne Gardinier blows out the candles for her 29th birthday, opens up a family cosmetology practice, and recalls the best Extreme Home Makeover episode of all time. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
On a momentous day where Bob and Doug launch into the stratosphere, The Chrises get a history lesson from the most revered president of the United States and inspiration behind “Hot for Teacher”, Millard Fillmore. The Chrises know-nothing and bring wigs to a Whig party, wands to a pipe party; and mistake the 18th century for the 19th century. Millard informs the “namby-pamby” Chrises about his skinny dips into the Potomac, dignified plunge into Queen Victoria’s lap, and frisbee days in Mumford’s Meadow with Chloe. QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises are joined by the only harmonizer in the history of music to move to Nashville to retire from the twine and start a new career striking it rich from other people’s trash. Nate Motts pops the champagne of beers for this fancy Friday and The Chrises witness their first mannequin make-out while making a vintage personalized necklace with a key, a strand of hair, and a shoelace. The prince of pyrite parties shows us his Megalodon tooth, explains how to embrace the fleas at the market, and reveals how he coined 1888 designs. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
Aunt Dee Dee guides The Chrises through planting succulents into solo cups and teaches them the keys to keeping plants alive. The Queen of Creative Gifts joins from her Reiki Zen Garden, introduces the world’s first puzzle featuring The Chrises, and enlightens the world that it is ok to take what you want when its in the name of spreading nature. The Chrises check in on Tito’s woodworking and learn his secret to a happy marriage is getting new knobs and going an inch deep one or two times a week. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
Cycle Bar Manhattan Beach gives a sneak peak on training for the race within oneself. Diego Arias, the general manager, divulges the cleaning and sanitization process to ensure members feel safe and comfortable for the South Bay’s premium cycling experience [hint: it includes a halo not worn by Beyoncé]. With hopes of opening up at the end of summer, Cycle Bar Manhattan Beach will be providing masks, shoes, towels, and water for all members. From those who want to zone out and enjoy the ride, like Christopher Joseph, to those who want to compete with power and focus on performance, like Christopher Michaels—there’s a class for everyone! CODE: CHRISES139 ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Godfather of The Chrises dresses to impress and gives the people what they want as he comes in blazing with the hard hitting questions from the doghouse. The original throuple settle their quarantine quarrel as Justin gets over being replaced with Ryan by making new friends who don’t remember his name. The Woz enlightens the world on why black and white dreams are remembered, Pikachu is the worst Pokémon to take to the bathroom, and dragon hunters get beers in the castle. QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
Music Review Monday’s kicks off with Dizzy Dames debuting his hot new track “Screaming” and discussing the recent premier of the “Clark Bruce” video. The inventor of clapping with your wrist freshens up fireside with The Chrises and confesses the time a goat “helped” him and divulges plans a possible tour in the Jambulance. The gatekeeper of Bob Dylan at OldChella plays FMK with musical legends [hint: no ones got moves like him]. QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
Mountain Man and owner of Dog Rock Resorts, Mike Abrams, denies the use of beard growth hormones as he prepares to reopen his mountain resort for dogs in New City, New York. While Mike professionally accepts all canines with no previous aggressions and provides the highest quality PetAirapy, he deals broken laptops and breaks camels’ backs on the side. During his escape from a well unplanned date night, the organic beard grower reveals the key to telling twins apart is by looking behind their ears. QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises turn their swagger on and unveil their new shirts with the man behind the baking instructions, Davey. One-time CEO of LA Fashion announces his resignation and makes plans to follow his new found purpose: designing neon accoutrement for The Chrises. In a gesture of gratitude to the USC math major alum, Christopher Joseph drops the hottest freestyle “Davey-4-A-Day”. The newly appointed COO of Old Man Transitions shares what retirement life is like: peaking at 11:30 am, kneading afternoon dough, and unwinding early with a neat White Negroni. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises spend quality time on Fancy Friday with the “4 Minutes For You” superstar podcaster and former Miss Teen Vermont. Reporting in the midst of maple syrup tourist season and yoga teacher training, Bridget reveals her big plans to open a goat yoga farm in the Northeast. The former Patriots cheerleader demonstrates a proper cow pose and recalls the only time she did not blackout on the field. Bridget swoops in and intercepts The Chrises’ sponsor of the day: Leefy Organics. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises learn how to touch chakras and manifest abundance with sound bath healer, Amy Rose. The Reverse Warrior Princess shines light on setting new intentions and bringing in cathartic energy for the new moon in Gemini. Freaky Friday moments are revealed as she consistently battles over an influencer light with her teenage daughter. The fifty year old mother of two attributes having the energy of a twenty-five year old to eating healthy, cutting out alcohol, spending time in nature, and doing "LSD". [The Chrises can only handle 1/100th of the recommended breathwork required]. QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises are joined with holistic nutritionist and all around good human being behind Leefy Organics. Carl Kuran shares the back story on how Leefy Organics was founded in response to his mom’s severe nasal congestion. After eight months of suffering, Carl’s mother was relieved by Leefy Organics Prana within only two minutes. This domestically sourced organic turmeric and ginger tincture assists with all inflammation and helps with head aches, migraines, allergies, pain, cold/flu recovery, and menstrual pain. [Pro tip: shake and pump twice]. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises pal around with the freshly shaven, part-time biophysicist and full-time CEO of All Hair Care. Matthew Collins admits his excitement about finally getting a month long vacation to get oiled up and work on TikToks. As a creature of the earth, Matt lets the cat out of the bag on his reality TV days living as a pioneer and all the dumping that goes on as a hair dresser. Inspired by the celebrity hairstylist’s sixth grade mane, the Chrises raise $385 for Save The Whales as the viewers vote whether to leave an emo bang on Christopher Michaels. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)
The Chrises keep it basic with typical naysayer and unconventional zombie apocalypse heroine, Lynn Hazan. The co-organizer of the Jersey City Relief Squad opens up about the struggles of the urban jungle and raising nearly $40,000 to support frontline workers and local businesses. When she is not wearing a cape around town, Lynn is shaping up with her Peloton husband, Alex T., and toning up with her rosé bottles. Lynn celebrates her first sober days in two months, relives her proud forging days, and signs off to take care of motherly duties.
GUEST: Lynn Hazan https://www.instagram.com/lynnhazan_/
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The Chrises are joined by Buster Posey moonlighter and grocery store moonager, Jeffrey Janssen. When he is not giving back to the community, the Bay Area’s favorite Ninja Turtle is making Splinter proud stopping crime at Lucky’s. Fortunate enough to call Big Jefferson his younger brother, Christopher Joseph finally finds out the age of the Air Pod Heir and why “tiny” was not chosen for his moniker. Afterwards, The Chrises babysit the smallest Kim and learn of JJ’s big plans to grow up and be a pterodactyl.
Guests: Jeffrey Janssen https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ & JJ Kim https://www.instagram.com/bbasilio78/
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The Chrises tune in with the biggest giants in the Canadian Rock scene, Tyronne Buccione and Charlie McKittrick. The two rockstars are still buds after Big Dirty’s breakdown and Time Giants’ break up. Ty “The Terminator” survives to tell his crazy cruise ship experience and Charlie “The Slayer” closes a couple theaters down with huge performances in the time of Covid. The Chrises team up on the keyboard and harmonica to give a zucchini of a show. While Ty and Charlie get the band back together and jam out “I Want To Wash Your Hands”—the 1 million views YouTube smash hit.
Guests: Jeffrey Janssen https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ & JJ Kim https://www.instagram.com/bbasilio78/
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The Chrises engage in the NewlyWed game with the freshly married and divorced couple, Elyse Eisen and Roger Sachar. Roger warms the cockles of Elyse’s heart with a famous Mozart rift and a funky chicken dance. Whilst in the midst of their shack up spring training, the royal duo perseveres through a few squabbles over raising a kid as a Yankees or Dodgers fan and living in Manhattan or Brooklyn. The yankee impersonator reasons that no one resides in alphabet city, like no one runs backwards naked through a cornfield. As Roger shows he is not a pushover, Elyse has the cops called on her multiple times for marching to the beat of her own drum.
Guests: Elyse Eisen https://www.instagram.com/tipsytraveler/ & Roger Sachar https://www.instagram.com/rogersachar/
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