Owl Salad: Recent Episodes
Owl Salad
Combining the sleep patterns of the great North American bird of flight with the taste of fresh vegetables, Owl Salad is guaranteed to knock you off your feet, hit you over the head, and bury you in the woods.
...there’s also a Holocaust documentary in here someplace.
A dirty mathsterpiece inferentially abstracted from:1.With Tongue2.Dirty Math3.Horrible Geometryetric Mathy Mathy Math Math4.Slutty Pythagoras5.Wrong with My Wife6.Two Body Snatchers Disguised as Movers7.12 Years a Salad8.Cloacaplasty9.Lee’s Dead Face De-Dumber10.First Bris
Starring (in barely alphabetical order):1. Swastika Yarmulkes2. The Porno Economy3. Henrik Ibsen has Escaped4. Torvald's Pharmaceuticals5. Cloooones!6. Ten Song Radio7. Poor Larry8. Joke B-3979. Secret Führer Uterus10. The Miracle Jerker
Welcome to the Earth Empire.
Seventy years after we overthrew Gaddafi from Space, it’s a proud day as Earth celebrates the first anniversary of its glorious utopia. We did it!
With our proven job assignment program, citizens across the globe are enjoying vocations algorithmically selected for their unique skills. Why, you could be our next restauranteur or one of Earth’s many doctorologists.
Our transcoaster operators keep the planet on the go, go, go. And 10 out of 10 Earth humans eat M’buntu’s sustenance powder and food discs. Oh, M’buntu, our mouth is watering already!
From fighting fires to building homes of the future, the Earth Empire is a utopia where everybody’s dreams come true.
Warning - Ingestion could lead to:
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Telephone Robbery
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Taiga
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Frankenstein... Not Frankenstein?
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But I Love the Rain
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Clause 9 From Outer Space
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The Tales of Marshall Marsh Mellow
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Peanut Butter Mint Tomato Toothpaste
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Moon Vacation
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Stevie Wonder, M.D. (Part 1)
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Senator Mitchell Attack Ad
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Thirsty
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Stevie Wonder, M.D. (Part 2)
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Piano Playing
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Starring Hollywood Superhunk Dennis Ralph Guava Robert
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Amoebas! Amoebas! Amoebas!
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A Thank You to Vital Organs
Discount Salad - 3. Law Offices of Stanley Peter Stanley Andy David Hoof Pylon Stanley by Owl Salad
Savings include:
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Opening Theme
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Family Discount, Part 1
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Law Offices of Stanley Peter Andy David Hoof Pylon Stanley
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Murderer
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Monstrous Fatties
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Family Discount, Part 2
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Eggs
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Meltdown!
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The Society of Super Evolved Enormous Spiders
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Huron Sex Village
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Family Discount, Part 3
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Roadkill
A middling masterwork containing:
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The Wind?
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Wonders of the Wilderness
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World War... TWO!
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The History of French
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Werner Herzog's World of the Sea
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The Adventures of Shavey Crotchett
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Best Galaxy in Town
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Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves
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Intergalactic Improv Team
Brewed by lepers using:
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Licence Plate Memorization Test
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Hips!
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This Milk
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Vote Instead for the Gnat
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Home Takers
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Voodoo Witches
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Tarantulas Aren't Doctors
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God God
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Mennonite Son
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Whale Teeth
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Vote Instead for the Gnat (Inauguration)
Non-medical ingredients:
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Miracle Bellynapper (Introduction)
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Child Sex Tourism
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Manitoba, The Manliest Province in the World
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The News at 2
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Chassamah's Very Own Sketch
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Sheep
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Samurai Intervention
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Trees 101
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Miracle Bellynapper (Finale)
We interrupt this broadcast for a slew of:
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The Stuff
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Sunday Afternoon Turkey Tennis
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The One Million Labours of Hercules
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Equal Rights
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Pharaoh's Greed
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Soothing Relaxation Tapes
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Optional Octopus
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Bus Tire 6
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Humpy Bo
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Sexually Transmitted Dinosaur
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Politics/AfterPow
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Are You Ready to Learn?
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Botox
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Hibernation is Great
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Money, Ho!
Chock-full of minor irritations like:
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A Word From Our Sponsors
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Orphan Boy / Amanda / This is Leprosy / Wimp
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A Sketch About Fish
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How Fish Perceive Pizza
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It Wasn't Me! It Was George Orwell!
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Breathe Your Last Death
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Beethoven's Ninth, The Action Figure
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Beards
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Jimmy Stewart's Portal
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In My Yum Yums
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Sperm Whale Boxing
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Composers Stung by Bees
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You're Bald
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Francine the Mosquito Takes Up Philanthropy
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The Hospital from Venus
As the waterfall theft conspiracy deepens, Detective A. Lobster is wooed by a really sexy pot of boiling water named Faye.