Raleigh Bitcoin Meetup: Recent Episodes
Raleigh Bitcoin Meetup
Hard Pork - when someone says “well bitcoin has to hard fork any for 2106, therefor we should add….”
The code is not the protocol. Your subconscious knows this but your conscious doesn’t. If the code was the protocol then crashing in 2106 would be the protocol. The protocol lives in us, not in the computer.
After holding a microstrategy board room meeting where it’s revealed that Saylor is a huge Raleigh Bitcoin fan, we shoot lasers into the asshole of Mercury to create gold
Jared yesterday “So this idea isn’t fully This idea is like going to Taco Bell at midnight ordering a chalupa with fire sauce then running barefoot through the woods to get home before your wife realizes you were gone
Plans for 2024 boy toy calendar of Bitcoin influencers. Pics must include height referential objects so we know how tall they are
If all the bitcoin meetups are branches off the same tree, the Raleigh meetup is the drunk golfer peeing on the roots of the tree.
A time traveler comes to tell us how to deal with the 2106 bug. Sponsored by quickcrete
It might be smarter to be a secret bitcoiner but it’s more fulfilling to be outspoken about it
There’s been a breakthrough way to identify the true spot price of bitcoin. We now know that exchange prices are not spot prices. Also we now know why lawn care is fiat
In El Salvador there’s a bitcoin classroom training 5,000 kids per month, in person! That’s bigger than the biggest high schools in the US.
Division of labor should extend indefinitely. Only a company should pour water in your mouth. Alternatively, the most basic needs of society should remain decentralized
Great inventions come from people doing weird shit. You can't do weird shit with other peoples money. You can only do weird shit with your own savings. And in a fiat maxi world, you can only save if you have bitcoin
Sweat drips from the brow of American assembly line factory workers as they fill shipping containers full of debt to export around the world
Real bitcoiners restore their seed words in total darkness while wearing night vision goggles
When engaging in price discovery, you should envision yourself as frontiersman with a machete cutting through the jungle looking for the price
Bitcoiners should remember the famous words of Shakespeare, "Be neither lender nor barber"
Am I the only one that places my Bitcoin node outside at night so it soak up the full moon energy and can heal from it's two week menstrual cycle pains?
Future bitcoin is obviously more valuable than current bitcoin, so the Raleigh Bitcoin Meetup is introducing a fork of the bitcoin core client called "Future Bitcoin." (technically a titanium spork, not a fork)
If a helicopter came to save people on the Titanic, they'd probably stay on the ship because helicopters would seem like alien technologyContact us: StraightSlurming (standard spelling) at gmail
Do we need to thank the international mafia MS-13 for bringing bitcoin to El Salvador?
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Satoshi rings the opening bell of the NYSE to announce a bitcoin ETF made from his coins
If I had Twitter God mode, and my morals hung as low as my balls, I'd have scored way more bitcoin
We typically don't pay family members for favors. The same is true for close friends. Is money only for enemies?
When the people of Venezuela see their currency failing, do they see their stock market going down... or going up?
Memorize your seed words, and don't put them in your will, because Bitcoin is the currency of Heaven
"[Bitcoin] is a 'novus ordo seclorum' where truth, not authority, becomes the renewed source of legitimacy for all people everywhere" -Erik Cason
I'm the one who knows where all the bitcoins are at all times. I approve all bitcoin transactions in the world. My computer. In my living room.
Is money supposed to be so simple and boring that no one should be able to make money off of money?
Everyone who's tried to control or conquer it has gotten rekt, so is Bitcoin the new middle east?
Bitcoin, the settlement layer of reality, is showing that half dragon avatars are fighting over funyuns
Is it healthy or unhealthy for bitcoin that individual exchanges have the power to halt trading whenever they want?
The stock market use to measure the health of an economy, does it now measure the corruption of it?
What if a cheddar cheese was made so sharp that it produced quantum mechanical solutions to bitcoin's proof of work puzzle?
If I'm selling drugs by running a Tether node on the dark web, would it make sense to get a Ripple tattoo inside my lip?
Is the US Dollar actually money? The Raleigh Bitcoin group dives into this perilous quagmire and leaves you way more confused than you were before.
"Bitcoin is the Taco Bell late-night Chalupa that you eat quickly then run home barefoot to get away from your crazy girlfriend"
If you weren't pulled into bitcoin, would you have been pulled into an equally weird cult?
A scammer has infiltrated the Raleigh Bitcoin group and we think he listens to the podcast
A slow start. Then I'm regretfully triggered about people not running nodes. But after that it's a pretty good episode.
Is Bitcoin (A) a money, (B) an investment, or (C) a transcendental experience of nature where blockchain confirmations become the only objective way to agree on the time-ordering of any two events in reality?
The manager of the grocery store took us back to the employee-only break room to discuss how we use to be Nancy.
Corporate news and politics are downward spirals. Bitcoiners are going in the opposite direction. Spiral up with us.
Does bitcoin news make for better or worse investment decisions? Are new people better off not listening to any news about bitcoin?
Live from aisle four of the Weaver Street Market grocery store, it's the Raleigh Bitcoin Slurms
"If gold is Batman and bitcoin is Superman, then Superman should obviously win in a fight, but Batman might have some crypto-nite that we didn't know about"
This episode features a guy that lives next door, a guy that Paul met at the YMCA, and a guy from Pakistan who's staying at the hostel upstairs.
Will bitcoin change the world? Or will it be a let down, meaning that we'll only be extremely wealthy
The Raleigh Bitcoin Meetup spontaneously invents "Bitcoin Smelting" - the greatest way to improve privacy in bitcoin transactions.
The question of whether bitcoin is a private or public money has baffled the greatest minds of our time for ten years. In this episode the Raleigh Bitcoin Meetup solves the paradox, crushes a beer can on its face, and does a 60 second keg stand. Come at me bro
Raleigh bitcoin meetup attendees will soon become the new ruling class of Raleigh. We will have our own bitcoin parallel economy and look down on everyone else. Become one of us.
It's almost as if someone tried to stage an intervention on our meetup before/maybe a little during this podcast.
Woah. Maybe they should tone it down a little. Is there any organization at all to this podcast?
Oh man did you hear this episode? damn that was classic. can't believe he said that. bro.