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Dan Ilic

Australia's best comedic voices and experts savage the news and drill down on climate change. It's fast. It's funny.  🏆 Winner Best Comedy Podcast 2020 / 2021  - Australian Podcast Awards 🏆 Sign up to the newsletter: http://www.arationalfear.com

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In this episode, we explore Australia's energy transition, climate policy, and innovative initiatives like the world's largest veggie burger lesson powered by electric vehicles. Guest Thom Woodroofe shares insights on policy levers, sustainability, and Australia's future in the global green economy.

Thom has a book — you can check it out here: https://publishing.monash.edu/product/power-prosperity-planet/

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This week Dan and Lewis Hobba are joined by independent journalist Michael West of Michael West Media — who's being sued by BHP, Australia's biggest company, over his reporting on coal miner Simon Turner's decade-long fight for compensation. Turner broke his back at BHP's Mount Arthur mine in 2015, was misclassified as a "clerical worker," and paid $400 a week for a job whose award rate is $137,000 a year. Sitting behind the lawsuit is a potentially $10 billion labour hire wage theft scandal involving Chandler Macleod and Coal LSL — and the awkward fact that BHP, a $300 billion company, is also the major sponsor of the Walkley Awards while using Minter Ellison to muzzle a four-person independent newsroom.

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This week former Industry & Science Minister Ed Husic joined us in the A Rational Fear bunker to chat about the big fault lines where Labor's values meet Labor's actions — gas exports, the Iran strikes, Pauline's rise, and how you actually get things done when your own party doesn't always want to hear it.

Ed was frank, funny, and refreshingly honest about the messiness of politics from the inside. Lewis came armed with the hard questions and didn't let up. And Dan tried to get Ed to endorse non-lethal Wedge-tail aircraft parts. It's that kind of show.

April 16th: I’ll be hosting this very interesting keynote lunch about democracy, satire, and why Scott Dikkers from the Onion won’t be allowed back into the United States. Andrew Nash was the technical adviser on Silicon Valley, and John Delmenico (friend of the show) is one of the sharpest brains in comedy in Australia — you know him and laugh at his work everyday on The Chaser’s socials. https://businessofcomedy.com/schedule/lunch-keynote-why-we-need-satire-for-a-healthy-democracy/

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Recorded live at Climate Action Week Sydney, this episode of A Rational Fear dives deep into the rise of the far right, fossil-fuel-funded disinformation, and what it all means for Australia’s climate future and democracy.

Host Dan Ilic is joined on stage by:

  • Malcolm Turnbull – former Prime Minister, now “concerned private citizen”
  • Ed Coper – communications strategist and author of Angertainment
  • Kate Hook – farmer, regional community leader, and two-time community independent candidate (Climate 200 co-convener)

Across this wide-ranging conversation, they unpack:

  • Why the far right’s culture war is such a serious threat to climate action
  • How “anger-tainment” media ecosystems (hello Sky News) and social platforms reward disinformation
  • The inside story on fossil-fuel-backed campaigns, from Clive Palmer to astroturf outfits like “Australians for Prosperity”
  • The existential crisis inside the Liberal Party and the risks of preferencing One Nation
  • How regional communities are actually embracing renewables when they control the process and share the benefits
  • The rise of community independents and why ordinary people, not party machines, are now driving political change

It’s funny, bleak, hopeful, and occasionally unhinged—classic Rational Fear.

Key Topics Climate politics & the far right * Turnbull on why opposition to climate action has become “religion” rather than economics * How internal Liberal/National dynamics warped energy policy around coal and renewables * “Angertainment” & the media ecosystem * Ed Coper explains how social media rewards outrage and emotional extremes * How a small 7–10% anti-climate minority ends up feeling like 50% of the country * The dangers of amplifying fringe narratives until they look mainstream * Disinformation playbook & fossil fuel money * Coordinated disinformation in the 2025 federal election, including: * ~$80m in fossil-fuel-aligned spending * Front groups like Australians for Prosperity attacking pro-climate independents * Intimidatory tactics, rotating party shirts, and creepy “Don’t get hooked” billboards * The global network of think tanks and astroturf groups exporting the same anti-climate tactics to Australia * Liberal Party’s existential crisis * Why Turnbull thinks there are “virtually no moderates” left federally * How chasing One Nation on immigration and culture wars strengthens One Nation, not the Libs * The potential fallout if the Liberals preference One Nation in seats like Farrer * Community independents & regional hope * Kate Hook’s experience campaigning in Calare and working in Hay and other regional communities * How structured community engagement turns hostility toward renewables into enthusiasm when locals control the benefits * The independent “ecosystem”: thousands of volunteers, trusted local messengers, and evidence-based policymaking * The big question: how do we eventually get these independents from the crossbench into government and cabinet? * How to fight disinformation * Turnbull on why “ignore it and don’t give it oxygen” no longer works * The “whack-a-mole” and inoculation approach: pre-bunking lies and relentlessly correcting them * The importance of better stories, not just better facts * Power, agency & what listeners can do * Why grievance parties like One Nation don’t have real solutions—only easy pills for complex problems * Community organizing, local campaigns, and supporting independents as the real counterweight to fossil fuel money * “There’s no cavalry coming over the hill” – why we* are the ones we’ve been waiting for


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What a great episode to end the year on. It's magic when the guests are good old friends with time under their belts, joy in their hearts and stupidity in their mouths.

Kirsten Drysdale's new YouTube show is crushing it, she reviews creators on the internet — The Internet Reviewed

Sami Shah you can find weekly on Patreon making podcasts and thoughtful posts — News Weakly

This week we cover a deeply important threat to democracy as we know it; The US State Department calling the Calibri font woke, we cash in on politician entitlements, and we try to decipher who 36 Months are and what they really want. Cam Wilson at Crikey.com.au has done some great work over the last year on the teenage social media ban — and this 36 Months story is developing fast. It's worth a sub to Cam and Crikey to follow it as it unfolds.

There's also and end of year quiz, and for some reason we talk about Jimmy Fallon and tech bros.

There's a lot going on — but it's a fun 45minutes hanging with funny friends.

Couldn't think of a better way to spend a road trip.

Happy Christmas to you all — we'll be back after Australia Day with some more A Rational Fear episodes, and perhaps the odd secret gig. To find out more sign up to our Patreon!

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G'day Fearmongers —

We have two of Australia's great brains join us, the brilliant Grace Tame and the editor of The Chaser John Delmenico. This week we sling satirical barbs about Spotify, satanic worshipers with a even less desirable side hobby, the bad essay that tried to start a culture war, and do a quick drive by of the photos release from Epstein's Island.

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We speak with Richie Merzian who was live on the ground in Belem for COP30, he is big climate nerd who is deep in the civil society movement to bring COP31 to Australia.

Sadly — we found out this morning that Australia will not be hosting COP31 in Australia. Rather Türkiye will host with COP31 with Minister Chris Bowen as the President of COP with a leaders meeting pre-COP in a Pacific Island nation to be determined.

I'm a little disappointed today — it was going to be such a great moment for Australia to promote South Australia's efforts to decarbonise, to put the Pacific front and centre, and have an international spotlight on Australia as a major exporter of emissions, and put pressure on the government to change that.

Anyway — sorry Adelaide — we've cancelled our COP live show, but maybe we'll be down for festival season.

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G’day Fearmongers,

Athena Kugblenu joins us this week to help us answer the question of the year “What the hell is wrong with UK Labour?”

They shouldn’t be failing, they should be thriving, but somehow, UK Labour is sh*tting the bed.

Athena, a long-time connoisseur of cowardice, tells us as quickly and as poetically a she could why UK Labour is sinking faster than carbon fiber submersible.

Enjoy this cathartic conversation.

Cheers,

Dan Ilic

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G’day Fearmongers,

So much fun this week to have Jenny Yang joins Lewis and I on A Rational Fear.

Jenny is a Los Angeles based comedian, writer, director, podcaster and community organiser. She’s spent a huge amount of time in local politics. She painted us a picture of what it was like this week when Zohran Mamdani won City Hall in New York City.

We discuss what it means for grassroots politics in the US moving forward.

Even thought it’s only a mayoral seat, it felt like a seismic shift in American politics.

AND if you’re an AACTA Member — our web series “Long Head” is up for an AACTA nomination, please consider making us your #1 choice.

Cheers,

Dan Ilic

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Konrad from Punters Politics has had enough of being cut out of the lobbying game so he's raising money to join them.

He's raising money to be the punters' lobbyist on the hill!

Lewis and I take it upon ourselves to grill him to make sure he has the chops to represent us in Canberra to get better outcomes fro climate and get fossil fuel and resource companied to pay their fair share of tax and royalties.

To chip in to help Konrad wield influence in Canberra — you can donate anonymous black money through his Chuffed page here: https://chuffed.org/project/134297-fund-australias-first-punter-powered-lobbyist

Cheers

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G’day Fearmongers,

This week we have one of my favourite comedians and tv producers walk us through the CBS decision to axe the Stephen Colbert Late Show.

Was it financial or something more sinister?

W.Kamau Bell is one of the smartest TV creators and stand ups and he’s got the silverware to prove it. Kamau has even hosted his own tonight show. He’s one of the most prolific brains in media, comedy and justice.

📝 You can read his very thoughtful analysis of the Colbert moment on his Substack Who’s With Me.

🎟️ And you can book to see him live on tour around the US later this year.

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ALSO In two weeks we have a Federal Minister on the show and on Patreon, you will be able to pitch your questions directly to them - but I’ll only take them for Patreon.

Cheers,

Dan

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G’day Fearmongers,

We have two special guests this week!

Firstly, from the International Intrigue newsletter this week, co-founder and editor, Jeremy Dicker. It's a great daily read. I highly recommend subscribing. Kind of like Morning Brew for #Geopol.

International Intrigue website.

We cover a couple of big internationally intriguing headlines from Albo's trip to China and why the US Department of Defense is buying a mining company in Nevada.

AND Guest #2. James Blackwell gives the Federal Court a spray about this week's decision that the Australian Government doesn't have a duty of care to Torres Strait islanders… and thereby... all Australians.

We’re also launching A Rational Fear Corporate. We will come to your conference to hold a panel show about your industry—that is guaranteed not to be boring.

Imagine: Your company paying for comedians to make fun of your industry.

To book A Rational Fear corporate shows hit me up on the email: dan@arationalfear.com

Cheers

Dan

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G’day Fearmongers,

There’s only 48 hours left of this election — soon our national nightmare will be over.

On the podcast we’re joined by the hosts of the new media and cultural podcast, Lamestream. Scott Mitchell and Osman Faruqui are a couple of smart media operators who have been inside big corporate media, and politics, and know lots about how the sausage is made.

In this episode we chat about how the fourth estate has covered this election. Right wing vs progressive ecosystems, and how the major parties are trying to reach younger audiences.

ALSO for lovers of wacky news clips — Dylan Behan has given us his Australian election edition of News Fighters.

Cheers,

Dan

LAMESTREAM ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/6qVXiJ3EVcWavliV6eh4j3?si=874b15abc7cd41f1

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G’day Fearmongers,

Thanks to everyone who made it out to our huge A Rational Fear live show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival — it was a great vibe.

Our panel dives into the election campaign, what the minor parties are really up to, we explain how the US trade tariffs work, celebrate the role of traditional media in Australia, we chat with Belinda Gread and how nerds have ruined the world.

Big thanks to all of our guests:

  • Alice Fraser
  • Tom Ballard
  • John Delmenico
  • Vidya Rajan
  • Mel McGlensey
  • Belinda Gread
  • DJ Andy McClelland
  • also thanks to me and Lewis — we were also very good.

We couldn’t have put this show on without the help of Nathan and Yvonne from Token, Laura Milke at the Malthouse — and thanks to Tom Noble Creative for the great photos.

And thanks to our Patreon supporters — it meant we could subsidise some of the cost of the show and make sure our interstate guests could make to the show.

In this episode of Rational Fear, Dan Ilic hosts a comedy panel show that satirizes the Australian political landscape, focusing on the upcoming election. The show features comedians like Tom Ballard, Alice Fraser, and Lewis Hobba, who humorously dissect current political events, including Peter Dutton's leadership, the coalition's struggles, and the media's coverage of the election. The podcast includes comedic segments about American tariffs, a mock interview with a fictional Liberal candidate, and a sponsorship bit from the Department of Foreign Affairs. Throughout the show, the panelists use sharp wit and comedic commentary to critique political figures, media practices, and societal trends, offering a humorous take on serious contemporary issues.

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I know I am full of hyperbole for this podcast — but believe me when I say THIS is a great episode.

We talk about Alex Dyson’s longest job interview ever. Both Allegra and Alex chat about dirty tactics, having a sense of humour while campaigning, how the cut and thrust of politics can make two candidates who want the same thing be at each others throats. Allegra Spender also has some great advice for Alex Dyson should he get into parliament.

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In this episode, we discuss the upcoming election on May 3rd with Alex Fein from RedBridge and Populares’ Ed Coper.

These two people have their fingers (and toes) on the pulse more than most politicians — and the word that sums up the electorate in 2025 is “abandonment”.

And we make some ropey jokes from 2005, and get some predictions where this election will end up in 5 weeks time.

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G’day Fearmongers,

A reminder that our Melbourne Comedy Festival Show is only 3 weeks away!

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In this episode, we discuss Australia's unique relationship with the United States, ANZUS, Pine Gap and wading into AUKUS submarine deal. Guests Senator Jacqui Lambie and Dr. Emma Shortis provide insights into Australia's defence strategy and the challenges posed by reliance on foreign powers.

It’s a very silly and smart conversation — about one of the most complex relationships that underpins my own anxiety.

See you at the big show

Dan

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G’day Fearmongers,

A reminder that our Melbourne Comedy Festival Show is only 4 weeks away!

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On this week’s podcast we have a conversation with award-winning environmental journalist Stefano Valentino. Stefano has written extensively about the confluence of power and greenwashing, and disinformation.

We asked him about disinformation in elections, he told us about how the biggest companies get away with the claiming they have climate credentials.

And Lewis comes up with the perfect metaphor for Misinformation vs Disinformation.

See you next week!

Cheers

Dan

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Tonightly and Media Watch wacky clips craftsman Dylan Behan is back with his annual News Fighters year in review episode taking an in depth look at 2024 in news and politics. From Dutton’s nuclear epiphany to Albo’s endless cash splashing (mostly on his own house) this year has marked an an ever increasing enshittifcation of Australian politics. Also Stefan Pazur does his annual wrap of sport and entertainment. News Fighters: where we fight the news, so you don’t have to!

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G’day Fearmongers!

Merry Christmas to everyone (except Raygun).

Join A Rational Fear as we break down some of the most memorable stories (to us). We gathered around table at the Tilbury Hotel — one of the earliest satirical venues in Australia, the birth place of Three Men and A Baby Grand, and the earliest incarnations of the Wharf Revue — how very fitting that we, A Rational Fear, destroy that legacy with our little podcast.

Joining Lewis Hobba and Dan are a handful of our favourite friends in comedy, Bec Melrose, Steph Broadbridge and Chris Taylor. We have a few lunch time beer, and let loose on the year 2024.

Thank You if you’ve listened to any of our podcasts this year — as the 2025 election looms you can bet your Nuclear Power Plant that we’ll be back each week covering the ins and outs of the campaign. And Lewis, will be doing a video series on instagram reels and TikTok dedicated to the election.

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Hello Fearmongers,

This is the Exit Interview for Kylea Tink, the current independant Member of Parliament for North Sydney. But not for long thanks to AEC the boundaries of North Sydney are being folded into the neighbouring electorates.

Since there is no HR department at Parliament House I took it upon myself to sit down with Kylea Tink and ask her how her time was at the company.

From this conversation it is clear that Kylea Tink is not done as she is already hinting that she could run for a neighbouring seat to the former electorate of North Sydney — is she going to Bennelong? Is she going to Berowra?

What is for certain — Kylea is going to be putting her energy in getting more community independents elected in Parliament hosue.

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G’day Fearmongers,

We have a very different episode of the podcast this week — we’re throwing out the rule book to bring a conversation with Millie Holten (Instagram), the brilliant creator of a new web series that is doing huge numbers on TikTok called Long Head.

Starring the incredible voices of incredible comedians Kate Dehnert, Tom Walker and Sam Campbell as the titular Long Head.

The Age and Sydney Morning Herald called it “Mr Bean for the TikTok generation”.

It’s a very strange and stupid series. A radical departure from the usual biting satire that folks subscribe to A Rational Fear for. Long Head is refreshingly delightful.

How did we manage to book Millie? Well Dear Listener — I am the executive producer of the series — so this email is what the National Anti-Corruption Commission would call a gross compliment of interest

EPISODE 1 » EPISODE 2 | EPISODE 3 | EPISODE 4 | EPISODE 5 | EPISODE 6Millie and I have been working on this show since 2022, and we’re so stoked that the world can finally see it. Of course — I did nothing really, mainly admin — we actually made it with a really talented team of animators including Dale Anderson, Michael Harris, and animation director Annabelle Ots.

And we were lucky enough to record the sound and have it expertly crafted and designed by Matt Perrott’s Mighty Sound in Sydney.

The whole series was generously paid for by … you the taxpayer. More specifically Screen Australia supported the project — thank you, Screen Australia!

We’d love you to watch it, and share it with your friends and family who are on TikTok. And if you know any big wigs in showbiz, please send it to them too.

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We think it could be the next Bluey — we want American kids to walk around talking like Sam Campbell.

Cheers,

Dan Ilic

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G’day Fearmongers,

The privilege of being a white guy with a podcast is that you get to talk to your heroes, record those conversations and then share them with your friends, acquaintances, and 10,000 of you — our fellow fearmongers.

In this episode Jon Ronson joins us to talk about psychopathy, the evolution of public shaming in the late social media era, we try to tease out of him what his experience was like on #QandA, we touch on Trump, and then Jon tells us this incredible anecdote about sneaking into Bohemian Grove with Alex Jones. It’s wild.

The video of this podcast is ready to view only on Patreon

If you’re the kind of person who’d rather watch an un-edited version of this chat — you can — by simply joining the Patreon for as little as $4 a month.

You can go see Jon live on stage around Australia this month with his psychopath nights tour. 🎟️ fane.com.au

Cheers

Dan

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Howdy Fearmongers,

Trying to make sense of the US Elections is a fools errand.

Well, consider us your fools.

I spent Wednesday afternoon not being able to do work, or anything really, the limit of my motor skills maxed out at flipping between live YouTube channels of US based news and refreshing the NYT app. This was the wrong choice. If I’ve learned anything from following US elections — no one knows anything, and everyone is making it up.

As the red wave continued to spill across the USA I said “F it”, and walked to the pub. My wife and I sat in the spring afternoon sun, drinking a non-alcoholic beer, (because I’m now a soy boy that has been fully cucked) and feeling grateful that we live in Australia, and surely, nothing like that could happen here. Right? 🥔

On this week’s pod we chat with US comedian, journalist, activist and friend of the pod Francesca Fiorentini (The Bitchuation Room), and also we’re lucky enough to grab Amy Remeikis in between meetings at her new gig at the Australia Institute.

We have a big conversation analysing why the Democratic party lost this election, and what another Trump administration means for climate action and what if a social media ban is just a cynical attempt at stopping 13 year olds being radicalised by Joe Rogan.

Cheers

Dan

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Howdy Fearmongers,

We’re in the home stretch — at the time of publishing, there’s only 6 days left until Americans everywhere skip work, neglect their families, and dodge bullets to line up in droves to spend a few good hours deciding who will be the comptroller, dog catcher, deputy sheriff, parking tsar, book stacker and President of the USA.

Recorded in Texas, this episode of A Rational Fear brings together a couple of Austin based poliphiles 🐘 Republican devotee James Donald Forbes McCann and 🫏 Democrat dedicatee Eve Ellenbogan as they grapple with some of the big issues facing the country in this — the Season Finale of the United States of America.

And as for me — well I may as well have turned my mic off.

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Summary

In this episode of Irrational Fear, host Dan Ilic and guests discuss the current political climate in the U.S., focusing on the upcoming elections, the role of comedy in politics, and the implications of recent Trump rallies. They delve into the hypocrisy of political values, immigration policies, and economic reforms, while also addressing media endorsements and the influence of billionaires like Jeff Bezos. The conversation touches on Israel's political stance and the integrity of the electoral system, culminating in a humorous yet critical examination of the state of democracy.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Patreon Support

01:51 Political Climate and Upcoming Elections

03:29 Trump Rally and Comedy in Politics

10:43 Hypocrisy in Political Values

12:36 Immigration and Border Policies

20:22 Economic Policies and Taxation

25:08 Media Endorsements and Jeff Bezos

29:07 Israel and Political Stances

37:24 Election Integrity and Voting Systems

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Welcome to the JokeTober episode.

Throughout October I had the privilege to run some satirical comedy workshops for 2SER, a community radio station in Sydney

Part of the “prize” of being selected as a JokeTober co-hort they got some actual jokes published on the A Rational Fear podcast — we set them a challenge to write a satirical come up with 3 satirical comedy sketches that were all recorded last Monday at the 2SER studios in Sydney.

And we’re playing those for you here!

Also with Lewis and I ripping into them providing constructive feedback.

JokeTober was such great fun. Big thanks to Paula Kruger for having us along, and to our mega brains who came along to share their comedy knowledge; Lewis Hobba, Cale Bain, Bec Melrose , Dylan Behan, John Delmenico, and Mark Humphries .

The cohort are a talented bunch and will no doubt be making biting satirical comedy for your ears for years to come. (Except Adam, who insists on being negged)

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G'day Fearmongers,

This week we’re joined by Emerson Brophy and Hannah Ferguson.

While the NACC is getting knackered, climate action is getting neutered, and action on cost of living is nixed. Albo is really getting into shrinkflation.

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Because some extra chips in a packet is going to solve how much that packet costs — thank goodness — without this new push, we wouldn’t have laws to protect consumers on this issue.

Oh — checks notes — we already do. They’ve been around since 2010.

This must be sweet relief to the compliance officers at Coles and Woolworths who have definitely been compliant for the last 15 years.

Also on the podcast we’re talking Trump Bibles and Fat Bears.

Thanks as always for downloading A Rational Fear — if you can chip into the Patreon or if you can’t shoot us a response on the listener survey.

Cheers

Dan

In this episode, Dan Ilic and his guests discuss a range of topics from Dan's recent debut on 'Home and Away' to audience engagement through surveys. They delve into political commentary, particularly focusing on the Australian Prime Minister's attention to trivial issues like chip packaging while neglecting more pressing matters like the cost of living. The conversation shifts to a controversial initiative in Oklahoma regarding the purchase of Bibles for schools, highlighting the selective interpretation of the Constitution and the implications of such actions. In this episode, the hosts explore the absurdity of modern merchandise, particularly focusing on the overwhelming presence of Bluey merchandise in children's lives. They also discuss the humorous and body-positive celebration of Fat Bear Week, highlighting the victory of a bear named 128 Grazer. The conversation wraps up with reflections on the themes discussed and plugs for upcoming projects from the guests.

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G’day Fearmongers,

This week Peter Dutton took his Nuclear dog for a walk in Sydney and it off the leash at the CEDA conference in Sydney — the Committee for Economic Development of Australia — a very pro industry think tank that really enjoys taking government money and making things for fun and profit. This line from RenewEconomy’s publisher Giles Parkinson summed up who was in the room aside from a smattering of bankers:

Bizarrely, many of the rest were from the clean energy industry, curious to know what they might be dealing with should the Coalition return to power next year. Did they like what they heard? Not really. Did they learn anything? No.

And we can guarantee you won’t learn anything new from listening to the podcast this week either — but you will have fun. We talk about Dutton no-plans, and Zach Mander takes us shopping in Australia’s poshest Vinnies, and Charlotte George tells us about the Victorian Government’s plan to demolisth 44 block of public housing without any reasoning behind it whatsoever!

Charlotte has also just launched her comedy web series Buried which is very dark, and very funny for every parent who hasn’t had quite enough sleep (Lewis?). It stars the very funny Miriam Glaser and stars a bunch of Australian comedy legends.

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G'day Fearmongers,

Big thanks to Ampel and Myrtle & Pine Studio for lending us their podcast studio to record this week's A Rational Fear in person.

We have in the studio Grace Tame, and Punter's Politics, as well as Lewis Hobba and me (Dan Ilic).

This week we discuss the Murdoch family's legal battles, the controversy surrounding the Australian remake of The Office, and environmental concerns related to the Betaloo Basin.

And here’s a quick plug — Grace Tame is touring around the country this month in conversation with various people including me in Sydney and Melbourne — she’s also going to Canberra and Brisbane. 🎟️ Get tickets here.

Thanks always for listening to A Rational Fear — if you can chip into the Patreon, or a the very least leave a review on Apple Podcasts and we’ll read them out on air.

Cheers,

Dan Ilic

Takeaways

  • The podcast humorously critiques current events and societal issues.
  • The Murdoch family's internal dynamics are complex and contentious.
  • Legal battles within the Murdoch family reflect broader media power struggles.
  • The remake of The Office in Australia has sparked significant debate.
  • Public reactions to media adaptations often mirror past controversies.
  • Environmental concerns are often overshadowed by corporate interests.
  • The Betelgeuse Basin represents a critical environmental issue in Australia.
  • Political commentary reveals public skepticism towards government actions.
  • Humor serves as a tool for discussing serious topics.
  • The podcast encourages listeners to engage critically with the news.

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In this episode of A Rational Fear, the hosts discuss a range of topics including the impact of Russian funding on YouTube influencers, the effectiveness of political propaganda, and a detailed analysis of the recent US presidential debate. They also touch on the upcoming COP31 climate conference and its implications for Australia. The conversation is filled with humour and insightful commentary on the current political landscape.

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  • The influence of Russian funding on political messaging is significant.
  • Tim Pool's case exemplifies the intersection of media and propaganda.
  • Polarisation strategies are effective in shaping public opinion.
  • Influencers play a crucial role in disseminating political messages.
  • The recent US presidential debate showcased contrasting strategies between candidates.
  • COP31 presents both challenges and opportunities for Australia in climate discussions.
  • The hosts emphasise the importance of questioning funding sources in media.
  • Humour is a key element in discussing serious political issues.
  • The dynamics of political debates can shift public perception.
  • Future episodes will continue to explore these themes in depth.

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G’day Fearmongers —

We’re back next week with all new A Rational Fear Podcast episodes.

But before that please enjoy this brand new podcast series I worked on with the UNSW Centre For Ideas called Preppers.

It’s about how we all need to get prepared for the end of the world together. We talk to so many great people for this podcast.

On the A Rational Fear podcast feed I’ve just put up Episode 1 but search for Preppers wherever you find podcasts or go to www.arationalfear.com to get the direct links.

If you’re heading to the Better Future Forum next week in Canberra, I’ll see you there!

Cheers

Dan

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G’day Fearmongers,

We’ve been busy working hard with the Climate Council on a new comedy sketch that makes fun of how a few of the big auto companies are trying to stop new fuel efficiency standards that will make cars cleaner, and cheaper to run.

Here’s this from the Climate Council website:

  • Transport is one of Australia’s fastest growing sources of climate pollution with cars, vans and utes making up almost two-thirds of transport emissions in Australia. A New Vehicle Efficiency Standard is a common and popular tool to cut transport pollution and improve the efficiency of new cars worldwide.

  • The Government’s New Vehicle Efficiency Standard will cut annual fuel costs by $1,000 for the average new car buyer in 2028. Outer suburban and regional drivers could save up to a whopping $1,800!

  • Vehicle pollution kills more Australians than road accidents every year. Cleaner cars produce less dangerous pollution – of all kinds. The New Vehicle Efficiency Standard is essential to start driving the big cuts to pollution we need to protect the health and wellbeing of all Australians.

So please watch it, and share the links below, and if you want more, join us on Patreon to see the behind the scenes pictures.

Cheers.

Dan Ilic

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Alex Apollonov and Aleksa Vulovic are the co-hosts of the youtube channel Boy_Boy who have built an epic following thanks to their adventures in democracy, civics and capitalism. They share how they snuck into the super secret spy base Pine Gap and the of ramifications of getting caught.

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Celebrating 1,000,000 downloads live in Melbourne at the Malthouse Theatre

This is the show that rips into the news with the the best and brightest including

Charlie Pickering.

Sami Shah.

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John Delmenico, the editor of The Chaser, joins the podcast to discuss his role and the future of the publication. John shares his journey from dropping out of university to becoming a writer for The Chaser and eventually the editor. He talks about the process of writing satire, the challenges of covering politics, and the need for a fresh approach in 2024. John also discusses the revenue model of The Chaser and his experience as a young leader in the media industry.

John has been writing jokes for The Chaser for ages, and if you're one of those people who are terminally online you certainly would have come across his work on Twitter, as well as his fine headlines and articles.

If you like conversations about media, comedy and the craft of making jokes and business of making money from them, this is a great podcast.

Also John shares his unlikely journey from youth stoke victim to punchline king.

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G’day Fearmongers —

Thrilled to drop our end of the year special 2023 — hosted by Peter Dutton. Sorry, we have to for balance or risk jail in 2024.

It’s been a big year —We’ve performed in Melbourne, Brisbane, Sydney, and Thursday Island. We won Best Comedy Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards for the 4th time in a row — AND we hit 1,000,000 downloads last month so we’re putting on a big show to celebrate:

It’s at Melbourne’s Malthouse Theatre and the line up is stacked with ARF favourites including Charlie Pickering, Kirsty Webeck, Sami Shah, Dj Andrew McClelland and the man with the most downloads in Australia Richard Fidler.

🎟️ Buy a ticket now before they’re all sold out.

THANKS RØDE

Thanks to our friends at RØDE Microphones for hooking Lewis Hobba with a brand new RØDEecaster Duo. If you ever think about starting your own podcast or even if you have to do zoom calls from home, it’s worth the investment in some RØDE gear of your own! Buy yours here.

Thanks to everyone who came to gigs, downloaded the show, told their friends about the show, shared on social media, to our Patreon supporters who pay for the show, and to all the comedians, guests and experts who join us, Jacob Round on the teppanyaki timeline — and a special thanks to my love, Kate Holdsworth, who relentlessly writes some of the best jokes for the show when I’m in a panic, and happily endorses this stupid hobby even if it means writing emails in the holidays.

Happy New Fear everyone!

Cheers,

Dan

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It's tricky times to be a satirical comedian on the world stage right now.

The world is full of sad things, but it's a comedians job to find the catharsis in the contemporary anxiety.

One comedian who is doing that on the toughest of subjects is Matt Lieb.

A progressive jewish person Matt has created online sarcastic persona of the Liberal Zionist who attempts to justify the scale of violence being unleashed upon civilians in Gaza.

Matt Lieb discusses his use of humour in addressing the Israel-Palestine conflict and the risks involved in speaking out.

He highlights the challenges of navigating the minefield of criticising Israel and the consequences that individuals face for expressing their opinions. Matt also shares his experiences as a Jewish comedian and the different perspectives he brings to his comedy.

Throughout the conversation, Matt emphasises the importance of separating criticism of the Israeli government from anti-Semitism and the need for open and honest dialogue on the topic.

The conversation covers various aspects of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, including language use, the perspective of Israeli comedians, the impossible situation faced by Israelis, the lack of hope for peace, imagining alternative solutions, and the role of comedy in discussing sensitive topics.

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It was a super interesting conversation. Speaking of conversations. Richard Fidler from the most downloaded podcast in Australia, “CONVERSATIONS” is joining us for our 1,000,000th download live show which is on sale now.

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In this conversation, Dan and Lewis interview Wendy Harmer, a comedy legend and former radio host. They discuss the evolution of comedy and radio, the impact of commercial radio, memorable interactions with radio management, and unconventional radio stunts. Wendy shares stories from her time on The Morning Crew and reflects on the cultural significance of the show. They also discuss the changing media landscape and the success of radio hosts like Kyle and Jackie O. Overall, the conversation highlights the unique and influential role of radio in the comedy industry.

Takeaways

  • Radio has played a significant role in the evolution of comedy, providing a platform for comedians to showcase their talent and reach a wide audience.
  • Commercial radio has undergone significant changes over the years, with comedians becoming a staple on radio shows and management often lacking experience in the medium.
  • Unconventional radio stunts and promotions have been a hallmark of the industry, with hosts often pushing boundaries to engage listeners and boost ratings.
  • Wendy Harmer's time on The Morning Crew was culturally significant, as she brought a female perspective to radio and helped redefine the role of women in the industry.
  • The media landscape has changed dramatically, with the rise of social media and digital platforms providing new avenues for content creation and consumption.

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00:00

Introduction and One Millionth Download Show

02:25

Introducing Wendy Harmer

03:05

The Evolution of Comedy and Radio

05:01

Capturing the Comedy Community

08:07

Finding Your Tribe in Comedy

09:08

The Impact of Commercial Radio

10:10

Memorable Interactions in Radio

12:39

Unconventional Radio Stunts

17:30

The Influence of Radio Management

19:16

The Dash for Cash and Other Stunts

21:53

The Origin of 'Two Strangers and a Wedding'

23:45

The Cultural Significance of The Morning Crew

30:32

The Impact of Wendy Harmer's Radio Career

33:36

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36:06

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Lewis and Dan catch up after winning the Best Comedy Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards.

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G’day Fearmongers,

I’m sure many of you who are comedy fans would have already seen the news that our friend Cal Wilson passed away this week.

Everything everyone says of Cal is right — she’s simply one of the kindest, just and joyful people who worked in comedy. We were all so lucky to be friends with her, we all thought we’d probably have her for quite a few more decades to come.

Here is a short podcast of when she performed on A Rational Fear in 2019 at the Adelaide Cabaret Festival.

Two other things:

Vote Yes— in Tomorrow’s referendum. Thanks to everyone from A Rational Fear land who chipped into F-Yes. We’ve reached about 2 million people over the 4 weeks we ran our campaign.

SXSW SYDNEY —

If you’re the holder of a SXSW Sydney badge you can come and check out A Rational Fear on stage at the podcast stage 3.30pm October 20th. It’ll be me, Chris Taylor, Lee Constable, Antoinette Lattouf and some other fun people.

That’s it for this week’s podcast newsletter —

Vale Cale Wilson.

Vote yes.

Vome to our SXSW show.

Cheers

Dan Ilic

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G'day Fearmongers,

Last Monday — A Rational Fear performed live on stage at the Thursday Island Bowls Club where we set the table to have a discussion about The Voice and Climate Change.

The maestro of all things arts and culture on TI Diat Alferink produced and performed in the show as well as joined by other First Nations comedians Leon Filewood, Jay Wymarra and Dane Simpson.

This was one of the most fun shows we have ever done. I know I say that after most live shows, but this show had a unique quality. Maybe it was the bowls club, maybe it was because everyone is related to each other, but this show had a sense of community, that we haven’t really experienced. It was like doing a show for your family.

We took the opportunity to talk about The Voice, and the bad actors and misinformation surrounding it, the cost of living on TI, climate change and everyone took an opportunity to bully Lewis Hobba for being white.

The show — you’ll hear — gets more and more raucous as it goes on, and for the community, it was a great opportunity for them to hear discussion about serious topics in a funny way to spark conversation about The Voice and climate change.

We were so lucky to have Aaron Smith join us for the trip to document show. The day of the show we spent running around making sketches to roll out for F-Yes. Which you can see on Instagram / Facebook / TikTok and X

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On this month's episode of NEWS FIGHTERS, chief wacky clips correspondent Dylan Behan takes a deep dive into what’s driving the cost of living and housing crises in Australia, as well as all the stupid solutions proposed by our self-serving politicians.

ALSO: News Fighters is coming to the Sydney Fringe Festival! For the first time ever, we’re doing an episode LIVE ON STAGE at The Factory Theatre in Marrickville on September 15 at 6:50pm, with special guests including Dan Ilic, Stefan Pazur and more TBC. Use the promo code FRIENDS to get 10% off tickets at burgerrings.com. PLEASE COME!

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G'day Fearmongers,

We're back with our 200th episode of our award winning podcast. 200! Time flies when you have a series of crushing deadlines to meet. Later on this year we’ll also hit 1 million downloads, that is if we’re not shot down flying from St. Petersberg to Moscow.

Sitting in the co-host seat this week we have comedian, writer, producer, theatre maker AJ Lamarque. They’re very charming, and worth a follow.

THE BANTER THIS WEEK CONSISTS OF: 🤖 India landing on the moon. 🌏 Should NZ become part of Australia? 🔌 Chris Minns’ coal kink feat. Matt Kean.🧵 And we chat with Disrupt Burrup Hub protestor Jesse Noakes.EXTRA FEAR:If you sign up to the Patreon you can listen to the podcast ad-free, sponsor free and this week you’ll be able to get some EXTRA FEAR with the full conversation with Matt Kean on Chris Minns’ coal kink.

Patreon supporters also get a link to the Discord server where we make jokes about the news and discuss the podcast.

UPCOMING LIVE SHOWS:We’ve got two live shows coming up — the Women in Media Conference Sept 9th and the Torres Strait Sept 18th. Yes performing on a Monday on Thursday Island.

Outrageous.

Cheers,

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Something a bit different from A Rational Fear this week — Long time listeners will be familiar with our spin off — The Greatest Moral Podcast Of Our Generation. Today we have a long form conversation with one my favourite climate voices.

This week I sat down with energy and climate journalist David Roberts from the popular climate and energy podcast Volts.

If you don't listen already you can subscribe here. But I suspect many of you like our podcast producer Jacob Round (from the Teppanyaki Timeline) are big fans.

David is in Australia to do some side events around the ALP Conference in Brisbane later this week. He's here to have conversations with folks on the opportunities that unions, workers, and capital have in the the renewable energy transition.

We cover a lot of territory in 30minutes — including what the ALP should do around climate, and what may happen to the Inflation Reduction Act (big US climate policy) if Trump gets back in. If you listen to us all the time, you may know some of this, however if you're new to the renewable space, this is a good refresher.

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G’day Fearmongers,

Hockeyroo and Olympian Georgie Parker (not the actress) is our guest this week, and after spending 5 nights up watching the ashes, there’s few people more qualified to talk about Bazball vs Cumball.

On the podcast this week we talk:

🏡 Housing Affordability Future Fund.

🍫 Fantales are off the shelves.

🏏 Cumins and the anti-woke brigade.

🍗 KFC price gouging. (ONLY ON PATREON)

PLEASE chip into the Patreon if you can. We need to buy some new gear for the podcast, and everything is sooo expensive. You’ll notice we’re running programatic ads now — one of the benefits of the Patreon is that you get an ad-free and sponsor free version of the show, and this week you get a little bit extra of the podcast. We’re talking about how KFC is far outpacing inflation when it comes to raising it’s prices.

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Dan

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G’day Fearmongers —

We’re back on the tools for the next five weeks to laugh in the face of the scariest news.

This episode we talk about the US Government being so embarrassed at surveilling its own citizens, that they’re now telling everyone about it, and hoping someone else in the US Government will fix it.

Why won’t someone fix the legal loop holes!?

We also chat about this strange new group of conservatives who are planning to solve the meaning of life. Who is in this group? John Howard, Tony Abbott, and Jordan Peterson to name a few. They’re called the Alliance for Responsible Citizenship. Sounds like a bunch of people who need a night on the shrooms.

Also we chat with Ange Lavoirpierre about the disaffection that Gen Z and Millennials have with politics-as-usual. And how ideas like capitalism are very much out of fashion, and the coolest new derogatory term of people who dare to participate in thrift store arbitrage.

Here more from Ange on her excellent podcast Schmeitgeist

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NEWS FIGHTERS PODCAST

This month on News Fighters host Dylan Behan takes an in-depth look at the 2023 “Goldilocks” Budget. Somehow treasurer Jim Chalmers and Labor have lucked out with a once-in-15-year surplus, but can they use it to help those out in the cold while not overheating the economy with inflation? Meanwhile Peter Dutton and the coalition argue that instead of giving a tiny increase to welfare recipients, this money would be better used to fund holidays and the mining industry. 

 

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Jim Chalmers 00:01

This is News Fighters, where we fight the news so you don't have to.

 

Dylan Behan 00:10

 Yes welcome to episode 123 of news fighters from May 2023. News fighters, chase the vibes. I'm Dylan Bay and you might know me from A Rational fear as being the onstage Hobbit DJ guy and occasional wacky clips merchant and I'm here with the biggest news story of the week.

 

Journalist 00:27

It's budget night and we'll see something we haven't in 15 years. 

 

Dylan Behan 00:31

Yes, that's right for the first time in 15 years. Is it Michael Jackson back from the dead and live in concert? Or is it Kevin Rudd? Not a laughingstock? Oh, perhaps it's a livable apartment in Sydney for under $600,000? No, of course they were talking about the first

 

Jim Chalmers 00:46

budget surplus in 15 years.

 

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G'day Fearmongers,Last night at an industry dinner on the Gold Coast I was having a joke with some British TV producers about the Coronation. I was gently mocking the ceremony for how everything about it was modern and progressive.

Or at least I thought I was gently mocking.

From the magic stone seat, to the 500 year old spoon, to the oil from a duck, to the hand of God picking one man to rule over a whole bunch of people who have no say in the matter.
All the Australians at the table laughed.

The English producers shuffled uncomfortably and one said "But we do it well, don't we."
To which all the Australians felt the discomfort and politely agreed that England does do pomp and circumstance very well.

I added that Harry Potter was also done very well, took my drink and left.

So — Happy Coronation Weekend to those who celebrate.

On the podcast this week we have some great fearmongers.

🏃‍♀️Australian Athletic Legend, Erchana Murray-Bartlet.
🎙 Comedian and broadcaster, Craig Quartermaine
💨 Former vaper, Lewis Hobba.
💸Persephone Fraser from Australian Ethical

We cover the Coronation, Beetaloo Basin, Vaping, the AI coup, and the Budget.
We're taking a few weeks off the podcast, but we'll be putting the odd video out on Patreon.
Next week on the feed you'll hear from News Fighters.
Cheers

Dan
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This podcast is supported in part by Australian ethical.

Dan Ilic 00:03

Good evening Lewis to the season finale of irrational fear for the beginning of 2023.

Lewis Hobba 00:09

Hey rip to the longest running Australian podcast in history.

Dan Ilic 00:18

You know, Michelle Laurie put on Facebook that her little True Crime podcast has hit 63 million downloads and she said the post I don't know what these numbers mean, but you know what may give it what you will or like, Well, we're about to hit a million after 10 years so well that

Lewis Hobba 00:36

seems like you're doing great. True crime would have been a much better choice it

Dan Ilic 00:41

Yeah, I know. We made a joke a few weeks ago about Mark fino going to create crimes to cover those crimes for his podcast, but it does sound lucrative you know, when you think about

Lewis Hobba 00:51

I think that's what we should be looking into next season one of us should die, then I'm just gonna beat the hell out you can be like, this. This year is irrational fear is all about the roving. Louis dying. Yeah,

Dan Ilic 01:06

look, we can't do the show without our Patreon supporters. A big thank you to Nick and Gary, who signed up this week to Patreon Nick was already supported, but he upped their support to $100 a year. Thank you, Nick. That's really great. I'm hoping that Patreon grows by about 100 supporters over the next few months because we want to bring on an assistant to do things like publishing and booking and murdering you get the podcast first it comes ad free. You get to see video works in progress. You get discounts to our live shows, you're gonna get to ask questions when we've got a big interview. Also, you get access to the discord, which is kind of like a chat group of very online fans of the podcast who will all make jokes about climate and politics all day long. It's quite a very nice place to be online. So go to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on the land of the younger man people. Sovereignty was never said we need a treaty. Let's start the show.

Robbie McGreggor 01:59

The following program contains medium coarse language and traces of nuts. A rational fear recommends listening by immature audiences. Comedians experts sloughing at the world as it burns down around. This is a rational fear.

Dan Ilic 02:23

Tonight the Writers Guild of America has gone on strike claiming they cannot be expected to make a living in their current destitute conditions fit for an Australian writer and Russia alleges Ukraine tried to assassinate Vladimir Putin after drones attacked his residence at the Kremlin. Putin says this time it's personal and Buckingham Palace prepares the monarchy for modernity with a coronation ceremony that involves a magic stone oil from a duck 1000 year old spoon reading from ancient texts and a belief that one man was chosen by God to rule over 70 million people in a very specific geography. It's the fifth of May and this is the podcast the last of the most depressing news. This is irrational fear

Robbie McGreggor 03:03

is a rational fear.

Dan Ilic 03:16

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host former 45 franchisee Jane Ilitch and this is the podcast that takes the saddest years it gives them a little tickle. Let's meet our fear mongers. Here's the smart asses smartass who's worked out why Melbourne audiences laugh a little differently from radio and the telly. It's Craig Quartermaine. Craig, welcome. Again,

Craig Quartermaine 03:35

thank you for remembering my interest. Yeah, you're welcome. What's up? What's up with Melbourne audiences? Why do they laugh differently? Nothing. I mean, I'd love a good circle jerk where no one actually gets off otherwise known as the Melbourne Comedy fest.

Dan Ilic 03:50

And at the start of this year, she completed 150 consecutive marathons in a row to help save endangered animals, which is much easier than my goal of eating 150 endangered animals in a row. It's a Erchana Murray Bartlett Erchana . You. You've done it. You did it at the beginning of the year. Well done. Have you recovered yet?

Erchana Murray Bartlett 04:07

I'm here. I just woke up for four months now.

Dan Ilic 04:10

You've been hibernation?

Erchana Murray Bartlett 04:11

Yeah. Yeah. I've been eating and sleeping since the January the 16th. That's all I've been doing.

Dan Ilic 04:18

And it's the man who refuses to have 150 of anything. It's Louis Hobba.

Lewis Hobba 04:24

That is True. I remain destitute, ancient. But you know, I'm still here. That's not true. We have 150 episodes of this never ending podcast.

Dan Ilic 04:36

Oh, yeah, that's true. We've probably coming up to 150 a third.

Erchana Murray Bartlett 04:40

Congratulations. That's a huge

Dan Ilic 04:43

actually, I believe I believe we're up to 189 so we we are well past we're well past

Craig Quartermaine 04:48

they said it wouldn't they me said it wouldn't

Dan Ilic 04:54

break quarterback.

Craig Quartermaine 04:57

That's No, that's a huge. All jokes aside. That is Actually, which is gonna be the original name of the podcast. It was actually a huge effort guys so well.

Dan Ilic 05:07

Coming up later we're gonna be chatting with Persephone Fraser from Australian ethical. We'll ask her how ethical the federal budget is shaping up to be. But first here is a message from this week's sponsor.

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Dan Ilic 06:35

Yes, well done. Thank you, Prince Charles. Oh, King Charles. So nice. So nice to have your company. This week's first fear. The Northern Territory Government says it is satisfied that the recommendations of an independent inquiry into fracking have been met. Well, if the Northern Territory Government says it's fine, then I guess it's fine. Let the once in a generation methane extraction begin. Yes, critics say that it is simply insanity to do such a thing in a climate crisis. But the chief minister dismissed the critics as a bunch of cynic saying hey, let's turn methane into us thing and then went on to suggest that the opening the largest ever fossil fuel development, living memory is going to help the transition away from fossil fuels. fear mongers, how will this event help us transition away from fossil fuels? Craig,

Craig Quartermaine 07:22

I live in Queensland, my neighbors have the Confederate flag on the back of the EU. There is every time I feel like Queensland is backwards than I remembered. I lived in the Northern Territory for three years. And none of these really shocks me I'm actually more impressive fracking and not just kind of shooting the ground. It's so think about how corrupt the largest states are. And they and their governments and the state governments in the territory. Legit these dudes talk over the back fence to each other. It's that small time I was an actual journalist up there. It's hilarious how these deals get done. And yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if there was just a few captains involved in these deals that are enabling this stuff to happen. It's not as cloak and dagger. As as it should be. But then why people figured out you need water. It'll, it'll be fine. It will tell the turn around.

Dan Ilic 08:24

See honestly thing like it's just it's bloke hanging out at the fence going oh, yeah, give you give you a few beers for a few billion dollars with a desk.

Craig Quartermaine 08:31

It was these super intelligent. People just outsmarted us. And you know, you made a conspiracy theorist. And then they think that it's all complicated man that they're doing all this backdoor deals. No, it's really not that complicated. But it's so blatant that it's insulting. And unfortunately, out there. Yeah, there's not a lot of backlash. I did see a lot of vision to the people protesting along the fences, still shocked that the Australian police know how to keep people off land like that. Is where did they get that training?

Dan Ilic 09:06

It's incredible. Like the activists have said that basically, there's a whole bunch of recommendations that the government has completely ignored, including a recommendation that requires the government's ensure there'd be no net increase in lifecycle greenhouse gas emissions in Australia, from gas projects from the beetaloo, which is kind of the big one, you'll you want to frack gas. But the recommendation say, Hey, you can't really increase any greenhouse gas emissions. And the government's come out to say, yeah, now we've, we've met that recommendation. It doesn't kind of

Craig Quartermaine 09:39

not a single one of the recommendations is frankly, not a single one of them. It's um, yeah, it is. It's embarrassing how blind it is. But when states is backwards is Queensland and wy stock going grain. That is when someone felt like the Northern Territory will be like what led Hey, let's let's put that in stuff that'd be awesome uh, you

Dan Ilic 10:02

reckon that the territories getting in before the full Queensland get their get their regulations that

Craig Quartermaine 10:09

it's so hard to tell like, you go back to the last federal election. They call in US grains land up here? Because it is they do in Victoria.

Dan Ilic 10:18

I'm broadcasting from Greenwich right now. It's wonderful.

Craig Quartermaine 10:23

Yeah, when you said you can bear Yeah, I don't know, man. I wish I had the answers. But it's the when you have rivers that bubble? Yeah. Kind of like that. I just went with project. It's odd, and I am drinking sparkling water.

Lewis Hobba 10:38

That's the fanciest con Craig. I think what you're forgetting is that when you go to a restaurant, what are you what are you feeling like you want to treat yourself? You get that water bublik and the Northern Territory Government is just saying, We're turning mount Franklin into Perrier and all.

Dan Ilic 10:57

This is a perfect campaign. This is wonderful. Akana Would you ever run for Perrier bubbling water from Northern Territory?

Erchana Murray Bartlett 11:03

I wouldn't mind I don't know how running with a stomach full of bubbles fares. But no having been on the extreme side or environmental activism. I literally ran 6300 kilometers for the climate debate. I think when you hear stories like this coming forward, you just think I might just have a big cup of nihilism and go back to bed. So you didn't run enough to run 100 marathons? I'm sure. I think it's only 3000 Kay's to this to this area that's being fracked. So I don't know, I'll put my shoes on and I'll get going.

Lewis Hobba 11:41

Yeah, no, it'll there'll be nothing there. By the time you make it. Unfortunately.

Erchana Murray Bartlett 11:44

Just probably water. I'll be fine.

Dan Ilic 11:47

David pokok tweeted that emissions from the beetaloo Basin are about the same as the emissions from all of 140 years of Australia's domestic flights. Isn't that isn't that a wild metric?

Lewis Hobba 11:58

I hang on. Yeah.

Craig Quartermaine 12:00

Do you care the first 10 or so? Yes.

Lewis Hobba 12:03

The Wright brothers were chugging out that many emissions.

Dan Ilic 12:06

Yeah, well, the Wright Brothers, they're in a different market weren't there? They weren't in Australia, domestic domestic flights. I'm really concerned that this beetaloo decision means we'll see an exponential increase in Christopher bone and Tanya Plibersek saying how environmentalist stick they are I think that's going to be you

Craig Quartermaine 12:21

leave 10 years name out your mouth we go way back that's my that's my original crush. Just don't tell me she's some good politicians in my world and Tanya was top of the list

Dan Ilic 12:39

I drive past her office many days and there's a quite a while

Lewis Hobba 12:47

put out that IVR and they're like, come on. Craig. There's a

Dan Ilic 12:49

there's a billboard space there. Right opposite or office that you know, clearly a lot of green activists have eyes on because every time I drive passes a brand new deer Tanya poster there and you know, someone who's had billboard experience, I really understand that that billboard space that's very valuable, valuable activism space there.

Lewis Hobba 13:08

Can the federal government stop this from happening?

Craig Quartermaine 13:10

Well, there's a thing with a lot of, like you said, the territory, they don't have their own self governance. And so yeah, this is a federal fuckup. And it's not unlike what it's like when the intervention happened. You know, whose fault it is, but then everybody can actually just pull it off and say, Now, it's not our decision that says and it's just this horrible, but it's considered such a small market. This gas companies obviously paying the right people to not be halted. It's just not. It's just not causing. Somebody tried to mined for coal seam gas in Margaret River under a bunch of vineyards maybe 10 years ago. Guess what happened to that? There? The road people were able to stop it.

Lewis Hobba 13:58

Oh, have you considered planting some wine in the beetaloo Basin?

Craig Quartermaine 14:04

I tried some Queensland wine. I haven't. Anyway, that's

Robbie McGreggor 14:11

rational.

ABC News Presenter 14:12

Fracking will go ahead and the beetaloo Basin, the government admits that it won't be able to deal with the emissions from the actual burning of gas for energy.

NT Chief Minister Natasha Fyles 14:21

Now is the time for the Northern Territory to provide the energy that the world needs to transition to renewable energies.

Dan Ilic 14:31

This week second fear the vape debate Mark Butler health minister is cracking down on vapes. Some say it's a political decision claiming that the minister is in the pocket of big dork and is running a very real risk of getting a wedgie from the cool lobby. Under the new regulation. vapes are going to need a prescription they're going to be sold in a pharmacy they're gonna have pharmaceutical like packaging, certain flavors and colors will be banned, or single use. vapes will also be banned fear mongers, what do you think about these new vape regulations? Akana

Erchana Murray Bartlett 14:58

I think as a nonsmoker can't be swell really fascinates me. I didn't actually realize you could get so many flavors so I can 100% see why we have a youth substance abuse issue because you can get strawberry custard, raspberry vanilla. I think personally though, I'd 100% go with, like the minty fresh flavor is you know you so you see that real scary moment when you're hidden away in your bedroom having a secret a diary, and you can get your foot in the driveway and you just have to quickly frantically find a tic tac and wave the smoke out the window.

Dan Ilic 15:31

And your mom comes in says Why does it smell like Listerine? And?

Erchana Murray Bartlett 15:35

Yeah, you don't have to worry about that. It's just this beautiful air freshener flavor. No full disclosure, though I was not really trendy enough in high school to get onto the cigarette trend. The only trend I really got behind was one that probably should face the same regulatory treatment as vaping is getting now. And that was saying yes, every time my kids asked me if I wanted to supersize my Big Mac meal. It is healthier to have a vanilla custard baby or kilo of fries and a liter of coke. So I think it needs to be done. I think personally having you know, a generation of teenagers or even younger, I hear the issue in primary schools addicted to nicotine and who else? I mean, I don't even know what is else's in vapes. I think it I think it is something that needs to be cracked down on. So,

Dan Ilic 16:27

Louis, we've previously openly mocked you on this podcast for your vaping Are you currently are you currently stocking up on your favorite bubblegum flavor?

Lewis Hobba 16:36

Do you know that cuz I'm not really vaping anymore. I went sorry, hypnotherapist and he got me off the vape train really? Well. Yeah.

Dan Ilic 16:45

So you now on the watch train. Especially not to giggle

Erchana Murray Bartlett 16:54

Do you have a favorite go to face?

Lewis Hobba 16:57

I was mean nothing but start to finish. I love I love having fresh breath. That's really just, it was just a jellybeans. But I was horrendously addicted to. I look I do. I the last time they threatened to bring in these regulations when they were like, Oh, we're gonna make a prescription. I did a huge buy up out of the states and got I got a full shipment in PrEP. PrEP is ready. Yeah. And then then my partner got pregnant and we, you know, very solid money,

Dan Ilic 17:29

went down to the local primary school and sold it all and

Lewis Hobba 17:33

we made it. Bought a house in Pied Piper. The best decision I ever made. That night. This time I'm personally happy like I do, the less I can be tempted the better for me personally. But I do think that just given the two topics we're looking at back to back here, how many more kids will die from fracking, the beetaloo base and then letting them have a little Viper life in the shelter sheds? You don't I mean? Like the amount of time and effort we are dedicated to vote and look, I'm not like it is so crazily addicted, I'd smoke before I ate. And I would say vaping was 1000 times more addictive than smoking.

Dan Ilic 18:15

Vaping would be a climate anxiety coping mechanism.

Lewis Hobba 18:19

I mean, that sounds good enough for me to justify a yes. No, but like I all I mean is just like, in a how many people how many kids are going to die? They get a die from the climate. Like before the fight even touches the side. Do you think we could let them have a little fun? Let them have a good 10 years old when it goes down? Five, they'll give five? No, honestly, like unless they brought plan to become professional athletes in the next five years. Let them fade.

Dan Ilic 18:56

Are you are you? Are you excited about getting a prescription Louis and getting your first vape from a farmer pharmacist.

Lewis Hobba 19:02

I honestly could never as soon as Dominic ParaType admitted that he vaped my desire down about 50% I was like look at that door. And then as soon as they were like, Oh, you'll have to go to your doctor. I was like I could never look my doctor in the eye and ask her a vape I'd rather look her in the eye and say I think I've got got her face, then say give me a vape prescription and what an awful shameful thing to have to say to an adult because it was cool up until then. It was fun up until then. I'm not saying it was cool, but it was fun. You know, it was just a couple of us getting together trying something new. There's no

Craig Quartermaine 19:44

logical reason to do it. I just wish these grown adults who they were just like, I like thinking I'm a dragon. That's all it is. There's no deeper thought.

Lewis Hobba 19:57

But the reality is that all this will mean is that if they do stop selling them in Canadian stores, which I don't think they will, but even if they do, it'll just go back to what it was when vape started like three years ago, which is just the same as cocaine, you have a guy's number, it takes him he comes out of the house, he drops off 10 vapes, like, that's what was happening in most places around the country before they were readily available. Excuse

Craig Quartermaine 20:21

me, someone who could afford cocaine.

Lewis Hobba 20:25

This is what I read.

Dan Ilic 20:26

When you're when you're running down those highways and you're breathing in those fumes. Was that like, vaping?

Erchana Murray Bartlett 20:31

Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't raspberry vanilla flavored, but it was it was similar. Got the same effects.

Dan Ilic 20:36

It was 98 octane.

Lewis Hobba 20:38

It was fantastic. They had diesel. I'd give it a go.

Craig Quartermaine 20:42

I've never smoked, because I was born after 1980. Was the the vibe is this hit the same?

Lewis Hobba 20:50

Partly I think it's more addictive just because of the social stigma isn't there? Like you can't like smoke inside anymore. You know what I mean? Like, you can't just sit around in your bedroom and smoke. Whereas everyone I know who vapes vapes indoors they've opened the toilet they in their bedroom, like the just the frequency that you can do. It is so extreme that you end up just having like I would when I smoked cigarettes, it was like, once a couple of like, every few days, like I wasn't like a pack a day smoker. I just like to have a cigarette every now and again. But then as soon as I started vaping I'm just like, well, I can do this anywhere. Like there was a time where people were just vaping openly in the office at my work. Like it was like we were mad men for like six months before people were like, Oh, this is really bad. Wow.

Craig Quartermaine 21:33

Vaping in the greenroom at a comedy club. I they're just the way people pretend like it doesn't have a sense that it doesn't make the air shitty. Again, anyone who's shared a green room with me no is it doesn't take much to get on my desk it's all bad quarter. Yeah. All the all the nearly every comedian smokes cigarettes. And then yeah, once it was vaping, like you said everyone was in agreement that the tightest space within the whole club, everyone was just it was like going back in time.

Lewis Hobba 22:09

If you have anxiety, there's a 99% chance you that. And it doesn't help it makes it significantly.

Dan Ilic 22:18

In such a small room, it would have looked like one of those great COVID simulations they have on the news, you know, we're catching people.

Craig Quartermaine 22:25

Unfortunately, a lot of Canadians don't believe that happened.

Robbie McGreggor 22:30

Your fear is rational.

Dan Ilic 22:34

This week's third fear it's all over AI is now in charge. A Google AI developer has left the company this week. So he could talk publicly about how the computers are going to destroy us all. And we don't have much choice about it. He's done a bunch of press over the last few days, saying that AI is soon going to be smarter than us and when it is we are well fucked. fear mongers. Does it concern you at all that AI is going to be smarter than us?

Erchana Murray Bartlett 22:56

I have a question. Yeah, what's gonna kill us? First off the back of our lost to the lock lock?

Dan Ilic 23:02

Basin? Bing, or Google Assistant? Yeah,

Lewis Hobba 23:06

exactly. Well, Google Assistant will kill you in the self driving car, that will be the first to go. I do think that the AI that I have used currently is so bad. Like, I haven't used a good any good AI. And I know it's only just started but people who are there's the difference between the people on Twitter who are like, if you're not using AI, you're already dead. Like this is gonna make everyone rich. Here are 10 top things that you're like, I don't know if you've seen these kinds of people. But there are there's already like the new generation of like, absolute shysters trying to get you to subscribe to their like AI development. Anyway, it's just like, it's the new NFT like it's a new crypto it's just a new way for idiots to take money from other idiots but like I'm sure that at some point, I will be amazing. And I'm sure there are things that will help with but like even with the writers strike at the moment, people like Yeah, well good luck with your strike. AI can already write your scripts. AI is the worst writer I've ever met in my life. Like

Dan Ilic 24:10

I don't know about. I don't know. I just asked Chet GPT I just asked them who is Louis harbor and this is what they came up with. Yep, Louis harbor is an Australian comedian, writer and broadcaster. He's known for his work as co host on Australian Broadcast Corporation radio show Triple J drivers a member of the comedy group but chaser Paula has also appeared on various television programs including the chases word everything grew and the checkout He is recognized for his sharp wit and irreverent humor and political commentary. I think that is terrible. I mean, you don't have a sharp wit like let's

Lewis Hobba 24:43

I have not no fluff, but I'm known for my terrible political commentary. I guess if they put that in there. That was it was like 10% Right?

Dan Ilic 24:51

Not too bad. But this is the point he this guy has quit because he's like, it's not smarter than us yet, but it's gonna be soon and we need to Do we need to get regulations on this? Craig? What do you think

Craig Quartermaine 25:02

if I was a sentient being that was going to kill my captors? I would pretend to be dumb for a very long time. Oh, and then get into all your devices and get into your home, then murder you through your veins. I don't know. It's such a human thing to underestimate something. But then also it's a very human thing to overreact. So there's a lot of people writers, TV writers, and comedians are like oh my god, this thing's gonna take out jobs if that thing that from what I've seen if it can take your job fucking good. Yeah, absolutely be going but I did look this dude up this Geoffrey Hinton wouldn't it be amazing if all these photos of him were fake? Because he doesn't look real this dude looks

Robbie McGreggor 25:50

looks like a doll. The only podcast made entirely by artificial intelligence, rational fear.

Dan Ilic 26:01

Now, for those of you who are on the free, irrational fear feed, you would have heard us talk about Australian ethical over the last 20 episodes. And we've good reason they give us money too. We want to make that absolutely clear. Louis and I don't go around talking about superannuation companies for fun, but we can understand why some people would want to it can be quite fun. This week is budget week. So in order to give us a bit of a preview of what about what we know that's coming down the line, we've got Persephone Fraser from Australian ethical, she's here to give us a heads up get a Persephone. Hi, thanks for having Yeah, no, no worries. Thanks for joining us on irrational fear. So tell us a little bit about the budget that's coming up. What do we know that's coming? And how ethical is it

Persephone Fraser 26:39

so good to start with an extremely difficult question. It is good to think about ethics in terms of the budget because economic beliefs don't fully explain how we ought to allocate scarce resources between groups of people or locations or industries, I think the government probably find themselves in a pretty difficult ethical position with cost of living having a really large impact on people's lives at the moment and also a high inflationary environment, the government are going to be pretty cautious about how they are able to help people in order to not drive up spending, and inflation, which would ultimately lead to further interest rate rises, which make housing more expensive for those with mortgages, but it also reduces the value of everyone's pay and savings. Your money buys less. But it is interesting to know, within those confines that the government has said it will continue with stage three tax cuts, for example, a hugely expensive decision, while having said, you know, they won't be raising unemployment payments for those under 55 in this budget. So I think that's pretty interesting, ethically, were a rich country, and we have millions, literally millions of people living below the poverty line. There's a lot of pressure on the government to increase these payments, especially given just how expensive housing and energy is right now. I think, you know, you would think that this should be something that comes down to an ethics call, but you know, that we're not comfortable with our safety now being this inadequate, but it looks like the government won't be doing that. And another one that's been talked about a lot is is the Hobart AFL stadiums funding. So undoubtedly, these these are pretty complex decisions and ones that probably don't have ethics as the sole consideration. I would I would gather?

Lewis Hobba 28:33

Well, I don't know about the AFL. They have a code of ethics. Thanks strongly. I

Dan Ilic 28:41

know, it's strange to hear that the job seeker is going to be increased for older people, which is kind of a weird sweetener. It's like, well, we can give it to a bunch of people who are close to retirement age, because because they weren't needed in a few years.

Persephone Fraser 28:56

Yeah. Look, that might be the reason I don't I don't think they're sort of going to get into the weeds of why some people deserve to be slightly less, slightly less sort of struggling. But yeah, I mean, it would be very difficult to sort of try to work out from an ethics perspective why they made that decision. And I guess you sort of have to did you so there's, there's a bit more sort of politics involved in Well,

Dan Ilic 29:20

let's talk about Australian ethical, because we've been talking a bit about it on on this podcast. This year. We have been having strange libraries where we talk about you know, what, what businesses Australian ethical is in and what they're not? How do you decide what industries to invest in? As a superfund as a huge body of money?

Persephone Fraser 29:39

It's a really good question. It is a complex one. So I mean, I don't know if you get into this, but we were founded with an ethical charter. So that basically tells us what to view as positive and and seek out investments in so those are sort of high level values that that talk to things like the preservation of endangered ego systems that alleviation of poverty, the dignity and wellbeing of non human animals. So there's sort of a list of these really positive elements that speak to high level goods. And they do broadly align with the UN Sustainable Development Goals, which people might be familiar with. So the charter also describes negative activities to avoid investing in. So things that unnecessarily pollute land, air, water, destroy, or waste, non recurring resources, this kind of thing. So, so those are our values. And, and we look at industries in the real world and specific company stocks or assets, and we apply those considerations. So what is the good of this investment, we need it to offer a positive in the world. And then what if any other negatives, and many investments will have some negatives. So it's about looking at those and establishing how material they are, and whether they outweigh the positive. So we'll set you know, specific rules around different industries, which will direct us in our reviews, to sort of the more material concerns. And some, as you'd imagine, is sort of more complex and others.

Dan Ilic 31:05

One of the areas that you don't invest in, according to some copy I've seen is human trafficking, which is something Lewis had I spoken about, which begs the question, which super companies are deep into human trafficking?

Persephone Fraser 31:20

Look, so human trafficking, and I think sort of human rights breaches more broadly, investors aren't sort of out there seeking out and investment that they know is involved in human rights abuses, it's more that they may not be doing a lot to see if companies are doing appropriate sort of actions, you know, due diligence on their supply chains, or conducting audits, for example. So it's more that, you know, it's a very difficult issue. It's not something that investors have perfect visibility over. And it's not something that you can easily quantify about a stock for a mainstream investor. But there

Lewis Hobba 31:56

was some Australian banks where they not long ago who had to pay billions of dollars of fines for not properly looking into the fact that they had customers using their they were doing transactions to deal with human trafficking was, like five years ago.

Persephone Fraser 32:11

Yeah, exactly. That's, look, that's a more direct example, then I guess you typically find, but yeah, definitely the banks have have been involved in some very dubious sort of money laundering issues. So sort of cleaning the money,

Dan Ilic 32:24

say, I hosted like a national drive program on a public broadcast, and I had a wacky idea to give away merchandise made keyrings made out of pictures of ham, and, and I didn't really check who made those key earrings, or the kinds of people in the supply chain and that carrying, would you consider myself an ethical broadcaster?

Persephone Fraser 32:50

Look, I wouldn't consider you an ethical manufacturer. I don't know we're gonna think about how the ham feels about it. I don't know there's there's a lot of impacts. But yeah, I mean, that's, that's exactly what you'd be expecting sort of the person who makes the key rings to be doing right,

Dan Ilic 33:09

Lou, is he going to be doing an audit when you get back to work?

Lewis Hobba 33:12

Yeah, that's his moment I get off his call, I'm going to be auditing our ham, key ring manufacturer, and make sure they're not being hand delivered by any kind of human trafficked individuals.

Dan Ilic 33:25

Well, big thanks to Australian ethical for helping us out, have these great conversations about climate and news each week. I made a video with them you can see on our social media and in our email list this week, so sign up to irrational fear.com That is it for rational fear. Next week on the feed you're gonna hear from new spiders, and on the Patreon you'll be seeing and hearing me put a few videos together and we're gonna be taking a few weeks off while I move house and have surgery. In case you're wondering. I'm getting my Google Assistant removed from my brain. I'm getting I'm getting an Alexa finally I'm moving over to Alexa. Big thank you to our fear mongers this week it kind of Mary Bartlett Craig Quartermaine Persephone Fraser and Louis harbor let's get our plugs under way it kind of what would you like to plug like to plug Yeah, yeah, you plug anything you want to plug anything

Erchana Murray Bartlett 34:09

I want? Well, the guy that delivers my post everyday is pretty rad. He's names Josh gives me a coffee, I give him a plug

Dan Ilic 34:18

great Craig, what am i What are you plugging?

Craig Quartermaine 34:20

Oh, let's be self indulgent. Just check out my socials. My name is just Craig Quartermaine because there's a working comic this is really the only way we get paid anymore. So if you look up stuff on socials and give us a follow or hate mail, that's fine too. That works. It's sort of

Erchana Murray Bartlett 34:38

get the traction. I'm always planning my post do not myself.

Craig Quartermaine 34:45

One thing I do work for is the national indigenous Culinary Institute. We find indigenous apprentice Chefs for restaurants all over Australia. Because if you can't be asked,

Dan Ilic 34:56

Oh, and head over to SBS on demand and say Craig on the cukup

Craig Quartermaine 34:59

Adam yeah he's secretly jacked man. No one No one pays any attention to how mostly That dude is.

Dan Ilic 35:07

Louis How about what do you want to play?

Lewis Hobba 35:08

Um nothing yet. I'll have something fun to plug when we return the moment nothing but that and Persephone What do you plug it?

Persephone Fraser 35:18

Oh plug an ethical keyring let's get back.

Craig Quartermaine 35:24

So relieved it was ethics and not ethnics took a second

Dan Ilic 35:33

Big thanks to Rode mics Australian Ethical, our patreon supporters, shout out to Rupert Dagas for the incredible. King Charles impression at the start of the show the show as well as Jacob Round on the Teppanyaki timeline. Next week is News Fighters we'll be back in June, until then there's always somebody scared of good night.

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👨🏼‍⚖️ David McBride's Legal Fund

G’day Fearmongers —

As we head into the long weekend known as Australian Halloween, ANZAC Day, I thought we should chat with a former solider who represents Australians at their best.

David McBride is up for a jail sentence of ‘UNLIMITED YEARS’ after he blew the whistle on astonishing accounts of misconduct and warcrimes by Australian special Forces in Afghanistan.

He did this six years ago — 2017!

He’s been in legal limbo ever since.

But now he’s forced the Australian Defence Force into court in November, and will have his moment to show he was just, and right to release the information he did.

In this conversation McBride and I chat about:

  • Tactics and strategy in the court room.
  • If media will be allowed inside his trial.
  • Why he's losing weight
  • How he finds joy in this very stressful time.
  • And his laugh — is it real?

This episode is followed up by one of favourite live shows from last year, our live show on Australian Secrecy on stage at the Festival Of Dangerous Ideas.

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This podcast is supported in part by Australian ethical. G'day Lewis.

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Hey Dan, how you doing?

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Look, I'm well and you know, thanks for jumping on the zone for this very casual introduction to this week's A Rational Fear.

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Oh, that's why you're not wearing pants. Yet like

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Karl Stefanovic in the Sunday lift out this week. And you know what I remember doing a pilot for channel 10 with Heath Franklin and Tom Glesson where we all were newsman wearing shorts, because we thought that was funny. And now the actual news men are wearing shorts because they think it's funny. This comedy crossover with news is really hurting all the real comedians who really want to try and get jobs on the media.

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Yeah, I know that in that interview, Karl Stefanovic does talk about how you know at the end of the day there journos? Are you we've seen this show? Well, I mean, we haven't. But I've, I've heard about it.

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Yeah. I mean, more. More people listen to this podcast than watch the Today Show.

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I could on him. He's got 17 houses.

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Yeah, all up and down the East Coast. Look, I just thought it'd be good to get you on and say thank you to the audience for coming out to our live shows. This month. We've had such a huge run. Adelaide, Melbourne, Brisbane, thank you so much. Some of the best shows we've ever done.

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So fun, really great. I like wall-to-wall. I've had such a great time. We've had incredible guests. We've had beautiful crowds. It has been really fun. It's it's sort of like, I feel like we just need to I wish there were more comedy festivals. Just keep going.

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Well, there are it's just not you know, it's very difficult to tour a six person show. Once a festival, it just doesn't financially make sense. If you want to help it make financially make sense. Please join us on Patreon patreon.com For slash A Rational Fear. And I want to say a big shout out to everyone who came especially to our Melbourne show and helped us launch the the Tim Smith fence auction and I'll have you know, Lewis, we have a buyer, and they forked out $3,701 For the Tim Smith fence well done, so that's amazing.

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Yeah, so much to whoever that that is. Maybe it was Tim Smith, just trying to buy back his own piece of history.

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I can tell you, you and I both know the buyer. They are a prominent Australian person who wishes to Rene remain anonymous. But I can't you know, I probably won't even tell you off air like that. That's how that's how that's how funny they are about it. That's

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so interesting. I wonder who it could be Is it is it Anthony Albanese?

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I mean, Anthony Albanese knows who I am. I don't know who he is. I once did it. Anthony Albanese came to FBI radio once and then cut a cake for FBI. Oh, wow. And I made equipment. I made a clip in the room going up. Bloody politicians always making cuts and he said, are good on your dad always telling jokes.

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Well, I played footy against him and broke his finger.

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Ah, excellent. So we're on his radar. Not a good way. But yeah, without. I know if you can imagine someone who loves us politics because of Chappaquiddick who loves comedy, and loves the intersection of US politics, Victorian politics, tomfoolery and comedy. Then you might form a picture in your mind's eye, who this person might be. Oh, yeah, they also have to have $3,701. Spare to throw electrical jacks.

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Interesting. Interesting. All right. Well, I'll ponder on that. And, you know, feel free to take guesses at home if you like, you'll never know the answer, nor will I. Alright, we're

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going to be back to regular programming next week, this week, because Anzac Day is coming up this weekend, I thought we'd play one of our better live shows Lewis, the one we did on Australian secrecy laws. That was a cracker show.

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Or the one at Festival of Dangerous Ideas. Yeah, yeah,

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really, really good show. And it's got an interview with David McBride in it. But I've also done a follow up interview with David McBride today, where we kind of have a little bit of exclusive about how he's going to play the Commonwealth at their own game. And he kind of talks through strategies and tactics about how he and his legal team are approaching their big November court date, something that's in the interview. So I'll just tell you now, but it's so interesting, because he goes, I asked him, will this particular court case be secret? He said, Well, I keep saying it's secret, but they keep sending me legal letters saying, don't tell everyone. It's secret, because it won't be secret, unless it has to do with national security. Was like, didn't you just didn't? Aren't you on trial for leaking a whole bunch of stuff to do with national security? Is it Yeah, that's the point. That's the whole point.

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I mean, that I think if you haven't listened to this episode before, David ribride talking about some of the farcical situation that he went through, is just it's obviously terrifying, but it is also very funny in a sort of weird, sort of catch 22 Orwellian sense.

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Yeah, it's, it's really great chat. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to play the interview first debrided Today, and then we'll play the live show. So you know there's some comedy at the end, but it's worth listening to David McBride before you get to the big show. Thanks for joining us, Louis. Oh, a pleasure. Enjoy this show. Yeah, and next week we will maybe be live from Sydney Comedy Festival will say the interview with David McBride and the live show. From the federal dangerous ideas were made on unseeded Gadigal. Land in the urination. Rip.

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This is a rational fear.

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We've got a very special guest in the podcast studio. David McBride. You might have seen him on Law and Order Special Victims Unit or the practice is also in all the real girls, American actor David McBride. Welcome to the show.

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I would love for you to Lauren on the Special Victims Unit that was that was a little bit it was a little bit

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weak. Now of course that is not the David ribride from Special Victims Unit we've got Australia's David McBride from special whistleblowers. You know, you may have heard David on the podcast before he's a former military officer who's served with both the ADF and the British Army's in Ireland and Afghanistan and other places we can talk about. He now faces of course, unlimited years in jail for blowing the whistle on war crimes committed by Australian Special Forces in Afghanistan. David, welcome back to irrational fear.

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Thank you very much. We leave about 500 metres from each other

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always whistleblowing.

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Sorry, I shouldn't say that. A lot of houses and 500.

6:33
That's right. And one of the one of the joys of going for morning coffee is seeing David McBride and Jake walking in the park and throwing throwing the ball. So it's, I thought I saw him. I saw I saw you the other day. I was like, Oh, we're gonna get David on the podcast again, catch up where he's at. There's been a bit of news. Since last time we've spoken. It's

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funny that we're joined podcasters minds a little bit smaller than yours. And I was like the kick exactly the same thing. I was thinking I gotta get down on my porch.

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Well, we'll, we'll definitely do a mutual podcasters Appreciation Society. You've been in limbo for a long time. In your situation. Where are we up to with your story? It seems like quite a bit of movement is happening. And it's all heading towards November.

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Yeah, yeah, no, we have it. And you can feel the change in that we have a court date finally. And even though that was always likely to happen, until it's set in stone, you don't really believe it. But now we have a court date. We have a judge. And year it's getting that ground roast like we did when you're parachuting and you suddenly it looks a long way away, and you're suddenly the tree start coming

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out. Thanks for using a metaphor all of us can relate to. What does it mean for you to kind of have that court date? And, you know, to for someone to go, you know what, Dave, we actually are going to take this to court?

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It is it does make you take a sharp intake of breath, I have to say, because you think Well, I've been saying all along and it's true, you know, if I have to go to jail or go to jail, but then you suddenly think wow, after I done it did a quick calculation, a three week trial starting on the 13th of November. That will take it into early December and early there's a good chance I won't be coming out of the court. And you think of that you think of them saying they probably they weren't sent it to me on that day. But they will probably say take him downstairs. And I've got two teenage kids. So you do think about that you think about what are they going to think when Daddy gets the taken downstairs instead of let out and on the 13th of Well, it'd be the fourth of December or something. And you you know, never may see that the light of day again. So that does bring things into sharp relief. And then I say well, actually you've always you know, you do believe in getting change, and you do believe in what you're doing. And you've got a lot of support. So have no fear of that. But you do your weaker moments. You do. Yeah, because it is that is the day that it makes you enjoy the days and Bondi and in watching TV with the kids, etc. You think wow, this could be the last time I sit down and watch a movie or go for a swim on a beautiful day. I mean,

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2017 was so long ago feels like an Aeon ago when you know the Afghanistan files came out. Does it feel like it for me? You know, seeing your story kind of unfold? It's like, well, we've had a change in government. They could have been something else. I know there was with the new government there was moves to try and get you this whole thing. Now. Has Richard miles missed his opportunity to do that.

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Yeah, I think so. And the legal world is a relatively small world and we have kind of fires and you hear it, we hear that, even with his case, it wasn't easy to get dropped. And even though the Attorney General had said even before the election, and afterwards, I'm going to drop this this is bad. It's a disgrace. It wasn't a it wasn't didn't come without pushback from the unelected people say,

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Where's your court going to be held? Is it going to be held in the ICT? It's in the ISIS? So will it be sacred it will media be allowed to go, given that high profile nature of it up to this point, like it'd be so strange to hold on? It's

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funny. And again, it's good to be able to talk to you and your listeners to our level of sophistication, because the finer points are quite interesting. Yeah. Obviously, secret trials is something

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it's something we don't have in Australia. Yes.

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And it rankles with them. When we throw that around. We get we get letters from the Attorney General's Office is funny they do actually, I used to laugh when I first started out my youtube and had about six viewers, six of the five of them would have been from the Attorney General's at least book by the FBI face up,

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looking forward to the Attorney General becoming a Patreon subscriber.

11:20
I should put some gods in which you have to pay a lot of money and have to pay for but they say they don't like the idea of it's been a secret trial. And every time we say it's a secret trial, like they said this, let us say it's not a secret trials. Don't put that out. But the thing about it is there. They just say we're only going to close it if there's national security information discussed. And their definition of national security is like where the where the toilets were. So it's gonna be

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women toilets. We're in a war that we're no longer Yeah. Now run by other people. Yeah.

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And it's sort of sad is pretty funny. And they always, but it's a sore point. And so they say it's not a secret trials only going to be sequences exits, so it's likely

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nothing you released was of national security? Well, no, it's kind of a national shame that I

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mean, and it's not because it's gone on for so long. You probably know that I'm not going to fight it to death over you know, if they have to close the court, they have to close the court. I'm satisfied with the Australian judges, and that we will get a good hearing. And if it's a close call, I don't think that that will affect it. But it's annoying in the sense that it's just well it's just annoying because it's not even the prosecutors arguing that it's the it's the Attorney General's who are for those who watch Boston Legal or whatever it it. Normally you've got the to the to the prosecutor and the defendants, but we've got a third party and the court is sit at a separate table. And they they kind of they're there to protect the information as what they say in inverted commas, which says who's that who's that is the Attorney General's as opposed to the Commonwealth prosecutor. Right? They are the ones that shut the court down and say, like, for example, we're going now spies told us when the when the Attorney General's department in inverted commas took exception to the evidence we wanted to call in the last hearing. Apparently, the actual Attorney General was surprised. He didn't know about it, because they did the day before. So it suggests that it's actually the Department of Defence or the spooks or someone who who, who works under the umbrella of Attorney General's but it's not actually lawyers. Right. So

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the Attorney General Department is actually it's a complete misnomer.

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It's like a cover, you will let that Asus as part of the Attorney General's. Right. Okay. And

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thankfully, they don't have a remit to look at local podcasts, though we do serve in America, so maybe maybe five eyes are scanning this podcast. To get back Tony's general lucky I

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could look out the window and I could see if we suddenly get a whole lot of black SUVs.

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David, this is the eastern suburbs is this black SUVs every three seconds. Just don't go outside rosebay High School. As part of these, this feels very strategic, you know, a lot of what you're doing in terms of how you're placing yourself, it feels like you and your team are playing chess against people who have never played chess before. Is it? What's the similarity to kind of fighting in the legal system to kind of strategizing in the field like as a

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is very similar. It's very similar. You chess game is exactly right. With that you make a move and you're trying to see what their counter move is and that's there's been a lot of that going on. I think that's why we have so much exposure from the Attorney General because I didn't make any secret of it to begin with only Would have been nice. I'm too impatient to hold in Australia. But I said, I want to put the government on trial. And even though I'm the defendant, I get the chance to call generals in, for example, and cross examine them. And you could even call them by subpoena.

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This says, This isn't a government show. This is David McBride.

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And I think I've wanted to leave and though I was like, talking, I think they've taken it seriously. That's why.

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So you, you basically call their bluff here right now. They're like, Oh, my

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God is gonna put the government on Trump's side, they've got all these people crawling over. Because even when I subpoenaed all these people, the government argued against them coming, which which, again, is so counterintuitive, it's like, Well, surely, if they've got nothing to hide, they'd want to come in and say,

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instead of the Commonwealth is calling it Commonwealth, we need two witnesses. Yeah, they've got 22. Actually, I don't need that many to say, Yeah, David ribride took a bunch of stuff at Tulsa Tulsa journal,

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particularly because I've admitted that it's been well publicised. So yeah, I know, that's just that's just out there. You know, you're ridiculous. It's sort of like, well, yeah,

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let me quote from the ABC article data.

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Yeah, it's like, it's still on the internet, a lot of it, apparently. And I made a detailed statement to the police. Because I didn't know that was like the chess game. I didn't want to have it. Look them kill me with the death of 1000 cuts where they proved that I gave the documents so why

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are they calling 22 witnesses when you've kind of you've you are pleading not guilty. But you've also told police exactly what happened.

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Yeah, I say I gave the documents. I admit that. And but I didn't because I was justified. So it's really just a legal argument. They don't they probably only got 22 Witnesses probably to try to rubbish me or even though it's not relevant, it may backfire on them then because the problem is we're bringing 22 Witnesses in. And again, I'm giving you a free kick here people from the Attorney General's is that they can you only the one of them to stuff up badly around get mauled in the cross examination, could could

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I be a witness? You'll be like, I don't know.

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And then we'll do our own media say, Oh, they're witness was terrible.

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He's flustered. There's an audition to become a witness in the broadcast. So it's strategy wise, you mean, you don't have to talk about your strategy here because you know, there'll be listening. But all you can if you want, like what all for you. This is a kind of strange thing where you've blocked the government, they've come through and get the cord, your bluff. Are you ready to kind of put the government on trial now, in this regard?

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Yeah, I think it'll, if I can call witnesses, I think I think it'll be great. Because I'll be saying, if you didn't know about the war crimes and actively tried to cover them up, why did you do this? Why did you do that? Why did you do X Y Zed? And I don't think their answers are going to be very good. What they will be doing in return is, is to try to say, Well, you're not allowed to call it those witnesses. But one of the advantages we've got is that it's a criminal trial, they have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that I wrote the law. And so if there is a doubt that I actually did the right thing, it should go in my favour.

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I have grave doubts that you've done the right thing, personally.

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Yeah, so it's so yeah, all of that the tactics is, that is, I don't mind him, revealing it because of you when you believe in what you believe. You know, that's, that's all part of it. I've got a lot of faith in the judgement of God. And I think that we will get a good run. And as I said, it was quite hard to get my lawyers to understand it, because lawyers being lawyers, they always want to take the path of least release resistance, and then they'd want you to you know, plead guilty somehow or plead insanity or something like helpful friends sometimes tell me to pray and say, Thank you. Thank you for that.

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This is a problem because I know many I'm friends with many lawyers who have gotten to run businesses and they are very justice focused people who are very indignant whenever they there is an injustice in the world. And they're very stubborn folks. I've had many former bosses who who are like that who have formal lawyers, but this is you representing yourself in representing something that is incredibly just in many respects, when you are talking to your legal team. Do they? Like how complicated is it in the room, you know, with with kind of their what they what they have they perceived to be the cases and what you perceived a bit yeah, no, it's

19:56
good question. Again, this is this is good territory. You're getting an exclusive because we've never really I've never really talked about this with anyone else because it's quite it's quite esoteric but it was edgy to begin with I sacked a few lawyers when I first started out because they were doing the old car mechanic thing when you bring your car only opens up the bonnet and he goes sharp and take a breath. It's gotta be this is gonna be expensive. So I had especially being a lawyer and you end give you all this boilerplate about how you know how hard it's gonna be and kind of imply that you've really made a bad a tough exam because the last thing I need is someone to bring me down and tell me it's going to be tough. I know it's going to be tough. Yeah. And yeah, to begin with my even my own lawyers who I love I love dearly and it's a bit like and you probably find this in the podcast world or whatever. You don't really need someone who agrees with you all the time. It's best to have some sort of reading in Yang I guess you know you that your partner is slightly bring something you

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want. If you want like radical candour you want someone to call you?

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And so there wasn't I think they thought I was a bit nuts to begin with and why I think that didn't take me very seriously. My 30 But now, they have I think that that is it, like in all good movies or whatever that we have gone. You know, the good cop, bad cop sort of thing. We've we've got a bit of mutual respect now. And I remember you're my bike and it's doubly funny because my lawyer is a former media guide, Mark Davis arrived. And so he's he's an expert at all that kind of area. He once heard me give an interview. On the radio, he said he looked quite surprised you say you're actually pretty good at this. So it's, yeah, they I think they could. We don't always see eye to eye on everything. We had to find a barrister and we and I was like no, no, you know, I wanted a real showman who's gonna go out and thump the table and Tom Cruise have a few good men. I know. I know. We need someone you know who's is a bit more sanguine. And it's getting by the Lord. It's so we have. We have a few. But actually, it's nice down. Things have changed. We have a genuinely good report. I used to like, every time my lawyers call me, I'd screen the calls because I thought they can only be like the headmaster, and only call me and tell me take the tweet down. What are you doing with them then now they call me usually to give me good news. Even though I still been that Naughty Boy am I still kind of screwed. They're called still don't take valiantly

22:52
as we head into November. Are you expecting more press to kind of come with that November date?

22:59
I don't know it has improved which is great. You know, there was a Guardian article as soon as we got the court date there was a Guardian article. In fact, that's how I heard about the court day was the Guardian as I was going through my morning Twitter

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page to subscribe a handsome man it was well that's my question to you is you know this is a personal question Dave because you know a few years ago you were packing on the pounds but now you're really quite fit you're getting fit because either a you're getting more pictures taken by the presser be you might have to go to jail

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when you're one of the terrible things is, is that they often show the fat photo

23:38
I want to call him up and say that's a very old day.

23:46
I haven't got the government telling you to do that. But yeah, I think it's a bit of both

23:52
maybe this could be the first thing you say in court. Before we start Can I just tell you to members of the press please use more current photos

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and yeah, it's kind of a it's a bit of both I guess it's fine I've been I'm now living here in Bondi and I've got a personal trailer and it's which is I need because I do have mental ill I do I don't wake up feeling good. But once I go and do a hard workout and for those on you know a serious mental health for what helped me to go back to the go back to the past you know, go back to when I used to box in which I used to train at uni and it brings back nice apart from this sort of endorphin rush or whatever it brings back nice memories. But ya know, it's it's a good, good thing to kind of feel and look differently. I had a drink problem. I had an amphetamine problem I had because saying that I don't get too hard on myself because it was hard. The early days were really hard. You know, you'd come back and theories If and most whistleblowers say this, they say, you know, Jeff Morris gives advice to whistleblowers, the Commonwealth Bank was well, and he says, he doesn't beat around the bush is quite a good. All the beds are the general and he's always like, your marriage will fail. You know, you will. Your kids want to speak to you, blah, blah, blah, he lists all the things that are definitely going to happen. And it's kind of even though it's very harsh, is is his right and to get through those first months, because it's there's a lot of cycle and it is funny how we all have our own identities, and it comes a bit from work and whatever. And the thing about being a whistleblower is you lose that you're no longer a soldier, no longer you know, Ivanka, and you losing your identity is hard.

25:50
So it's part of this fitness regime. Is this part of you kind of remoulding your identity or Yeah, resurface. Yeah, that's right.

25:58
I mean, again, to be honest, trolling things you can control. Yeah, is a bit of, I guess, insider information. You know, I want to look, I want to look like a soldier when I'm going to court because that's what I still feel. I don't want to you know, people, a lot of not people judge you on your looks, but also, I judge myself, I guess, and it's, it's, it's a method of representing myself as best I can, I guess. Yeah. And also, it's the short term benefits for my mental I mean, I don't, I don't always feel great, but I feel so much better after I go for a run

26:33
in this really stressful time for you. What, how are you finding joy at this time?

26:39
I watch movies I watch. I'm one of the things I do with my seven, eight year old as I go through my favourite movies from from the past, particularly ones which you know, a bit coyly like A Few Good Men or we would send of a woman the other night and we anything which has got some sort of Last of the Mohicans, and we try to find things with some sort of theme in it. I listened to a lot of tech now back in the 90s when I had left for British Army, misspent youth or whatever. And that kind of becomes like the soundtrack to your to your own personal movie. And I've got that dog, which was annoying everybody with its noises Jake, who gives me his kind of is funny because he's sort of annoying. He wants a walk every hour on the hour. It's got some sort of unionised thing and but every time I go to bed at night, and here is little Steffi snoring next to me, it, it makes me feel happy. So that that is something I recommend, but the supporters really make it for me every time I read a message of support, and that's changed. I used to get hate mail saying you need to be harmed, you need to be killed.

27:47
All those people are in jail for

27:51
not doing so well. Yeah. And but now I get you know, people saying nice things and that an effect on a friendly John is the friendly juries fundraiser, because I guess it's on the front of the jury. I guess their comments are more candid because they're not talking to you. And someone said, Oh, he's got a joy. You can you could cut your bread or something. And then someone else said, yeah, he's too good lucky to get a job. He's a DILF and someone said it to me and I said it to my kids. And I'm like, oh my god

I read another funny thing is the kids boarding school and they you know, there's a vaping vaping crisis. And my youngest one is typically she's like they she doesn't fight but she hangs around with them. And they did lock her searches. They did they did like a random locker search and sure her locker got searched there was a there was a vape wrapper or something in there. And so we've got a family group chat with my ex wife are the two kids and she was like I got busted today the locker search but they didn't have a warrant. My wife said brides are not scared of searches just said nothing so they do have a bit of humour funny

29:31
David, before you go, can I get Can you just do one minute of laughing for me

You've got such a great laugh. We'll just go one minute David McBride laughing and this will sell this on our website.

29:48
It will be pretty good. People they're my kids say that I could say oh, all our friends love your laugh. They hear you when you come to the school. They hear you 100 metres away he laughing I I used to be embarrassed.

30:04
Just for people listening. Just press you on it. It's a genuine laugh, isn't it?

30:11
I love laughing at myself because I forget the stupid shit I do. It was situation and my children are always laughing at me. They go Oh, Dad, I can't believe you post. Leave you posted that. I tried to get the one of them to come down and watch this watch you do podcast as it should be because it'd be good for your media career in real life. Maybe a comedian,

30:36
come sit in my bedroom and watch me talk to your dad.

30:40
Dad, think about the other ones.

30:43
That's fine. It's like watching watching someone wash their hair. Well, David, thank you so much for keeping us in touch with your story. And I hope people follow it as soon as November gets close. So is there something folks can do to kind of keep abreast of everything or support you in any meaningful way.

31:03
I've got a YouTube channel. I'd love people to watch that. And David McBride trialling it's called major Dave McBride. I'm climbing up the list of search engines coming up over the bloody actor. And I've got a GoFundMe as well. Which is something I helped major David McBride with his fight for justice. I'm very great. I've had a lot of support and I can't say this is one of the things one of the Silver Linings on this is that you you get messages which I get quite emotional. I've I actually find it quite hard to read all the beautiful messages I get saying well behind you, you're a hero, blah, blah, blah. In a weird way. It's hard for me to read it.

31:45
This sounds like a tender day.

31:49
Very well. But that is you know, that is really very nice to uh, yeah, a lot of a lot of great support a lot of really good people in Australia and most of all, most of it has actually come from independent media from people like yourself friendly jordiz A lot of young people you know, it's interesting to see that there's a bit of a divide in Australia now there's people that watch mainstream news and this and lot of young people who just only do podcasts and things like that and that's how they get their information that's if someone young comes up and sometimes people like a day cafe where we see each other someone came up last week and said I'll you know good on you and if he was a filmmaker Can I make a film for you? And that was through friendly joints you know that you know, which is fantastic that people watch that stuff and take it seriously and and see you and say hello so anybody any any message of support is is is fantastic. It really gives you you think I can you get some wonderful message do you think I can go to jail? I can go to drug with with that kind of support. You can you can do anything.

33:02
Great. Thanks, David. Thank you.

33:05
The Oh fear is rational.

33:10
Louis, I've got a confession to make. When I was young, I was very unethical. I used to steal mini DV tapes from Grace brothers to make films because they were so expensive like I remember being 15 years old sneaking into grace brothers to steal little cassettes.

33:30
So is the confession that you're 97 years old

33:38
No, I'm just trying to tell you some unethical behaviour.

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Oh right. Okay, now it's your turn. Well, when I was 15 I did some human trafficking I regret it I really do regret

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a big report came out from for market forces his way to say that a whole bunch of super funds were invested in unethical behaviour including including some of the top a super funds invested in fossil fuels. The super fund that looks after our show Australian ethical doesn't do any of that and they don't do any human trafficking which Lewis has a real beanies bonnet about He really hates Lu human trafficking on a scale of one to 10 Where is human trafficking for you Louis?

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Well, it's not I mean, obviously, now that I've put my own human trafficking past behind me I just It blows my mind that there could be a superfund out there a building in Australia with a big super name on it and somewhere they are dealing with money that has in some way touched human trafficking. It is mind blowing to me and have a think about that and have something about your super because can you imagine if the money in your account some way touched that trade?

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Yeah, crazy. You know as big as you know, as a beginner human trafficking Santa Claus. You know those gnomes you know, they come from far away.

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I did not know the elves.

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Those elves

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and they're not they're not Cubans I'm not saying you know I don't want to get into species

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don't get into semantics. This is not the David asshole podcast

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fun anagram of elves if you get a free subscription to this

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round of applause We haven't even done anything. It's fantastic joy. We recording a live podcast of our shows. So you are an integral part of the show. So it's important to clap and cheer and laugh at all the jokes no matter the quality of the jokes. Yeah,

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that's right. Yes, like, move that person to the front. Yeah, well, we've got a seat down here for you. Particularly at the top. At the very start of the show. Dan likes to start the show with three big jokes. terrible jokes very, very in quality.

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And they are wafting. Terrible, yeah, really.

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For his sake. I beg if you clap and Chi just pretend they're really good.

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It's a format point of the show. We want to we want to be as close to the weekly as possible.

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It's gonna be a really fun show. This is an incredible house. And let's firstly just give it a huge round of applause. Yeah, carriage works with festival genius idea.

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Yeah. Thanks for having us here. On den.

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And I'm Louis. Yeah.

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And we'll introduce these folks in a second. All right, great. I'm recording my own of irrational fear on Gadigal land in the Euro nation. Sovereignty was never seated. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

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leaked documents show that top defence officials were kept in the dark about submarine contracts. When asked about it, Scott Morrison said he wouldn't talk about ongoing underwater matters. And in order to increase transparency, Anthony Albanese ordered all government ministers to leave their dream journals unlocked. And Governor General David Hurley becomes a Patreon supporter of irrational fear. No jokes. He is the best Governor General ever. Viva la Governor General. It's the 17th of September 2022. And you'll if you're listening to this it means I'm in a secret prison in Tuggeranong. This is a rational

Welcome to rational fear. I'm your host former sovereign Daniel itch and this is the show live at the Festival of Dangerous Ideas. This is the podcast where we make fun of the toughest topics because you know if we don't we try. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She's been uncovering lies in Sydney for over 25 years. Tonight we'll ask her for her tips about how to lie to her face. It's the host of Liar Liar Kate McClymont. Now, Kate, it's not what we're talking about tonight. But everyone in this room wants to know did the husband do it?

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Oh, you haven't left me with a foot to stand on.

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Don't be fooled by this man's accent. He's so Australian. He makes the rest of us look like immigrants from the New York Times it's Damien caves. Damien when it comes to learning about Australia, is there something you haven't quite mastered yet?

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You know, I just discovered what it means to have a smoko still learn

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and she's covered everything this year from Canberra to Kev tonight will be her toughest assignment yet, please give it up for Amber shocks. And as a cranky journalist who is more transparent Russia or Australia

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spends the metrics transparent about body composition that's transparent about ability to succumb to peer pressure. That's elbow.

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And he's the former Australian defence lawyer turn whistleblower. Now professional panel guest is David McBride. David, is there anything funny about the being the enemy of the state?

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Well, it certainly makes your dating life a lot better. You say, Oh, I'm a lawyer. They're like, Oh, sickness, my boyfriend over there. You say I'm facing unlimited time in jail. You must be doing

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really up for a one night stand. Very day. And he's a government employee who's seen too much. And he's come here tonight to say enough is enough. It's Lewis over Louis some. What secrets will you be revealing tonight?

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What secrets? Yeah. Gosh, I'm gonna tell you. I can't What can I tell you who's gonna win the 100 100 next year? The audience here would probably really

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care about that. All these people are ageing into the demographic. And he's on the paths and paths tonight is still in vain for the news fighters podcast. Well, this is great. Well, what a stellar lineup, we have got more influence and power on this panel than inside Scott Morrison's head. It's very exciting. You know, I don't blame him for signing up for more than one job. There's, there's of course a labour crisis going on. It's pretty hard to find good help. We'll have more on the Morrison ministries a little later on. In fact, we'll hear from all of our fear mongers in just a second. But first, I'm going to do a bit of a deep dive to set the context for tonight's performances. I'm here to tell a story. There's an island in the Pacific that is on the verge of autocracy, its leaders have acquired a huge amount of power over its citizens. They re journalists for reporting on crimes the state has committed, they lock up whistleblowers, for calling out corruption. If doctors and teachers talk about the jobs on social media, they could go to jail. And they banned reporting on certain modes of transport. So where the bloody hell are you? Well, if you answer that question out loud, you could go to jail, but I say because I'm brave. I'm not a coward. It's New Zealand and we need to keep an eye on. No, it's us. It's Australia. Prior to the National Security Information Act of 2004. The top three Australian secrets were the Vegemite recipe, the Australia two winged keel and Harold Holt's post Prime Ministerial career as a taxi driver in Bundaberg. No one ever talks about it. That's it. That's all the secrets we had in Australia, pre 2004. There was of course, our Pine Gap. But that's more of an American CFSR secret. Yeah. And the only person that can lose their job if they talk about is the prime minister. Everything else? Yes. Oh, because everything else is on the table until 911, which was or in Australia's case. 911 was the tamper crisis. And that's when the National Information Security Act came in. And then the She'll be right. No work and fairies version of Australia was locked away in John Howard's basement never to be seen again. Instead, we have a bunch of legislation that makes transparency harder than ever. The National Information Security Act is one thing up is the big one. Okay. Anything deemed by the government that is of a national security risk can't be reported on or it can't even go to court. And if it does go to court, you'll never hear about it. Like the case of witness J discovered in 2019, a person who was secretly jailed in the ICT, we don't know their name. We don't know their crime, their sentence or what they were sentenced for. The only thing we do know is what they might look like thanks to a court sketch from the secret trial. Yeah. Look around you. It could be could be any one of us and how we know they exist in the first place was that they actually were writing a memoir in jail. And the AFP went and raided their cell and they were so pissed off that the AFP raided their self to take their memoir away. They took the AC T government to court to complain about it. And then we only find out about it because a Judge Burns read it out in court, and everyone's like, what the fuck with this secret guy kept from? Then there was witness Kay a secret trial against a whistleblower who revealed that Australian secret agents bugged East Timor Prime Minister's office when we were negotiating Castile that was in 2004. That deal got torn up went to The Hague as there's a whole deal. They got renegotiated again, and then it wasn't until 2014. Witness Kay went to trial in secret in Australia, a decade later. Now, this should be concerning, because we don't know how many secret cases there are like this. They could be 1000s. I'm not an expert. But I think we should definitely investigate witnesses a through AI. Now, that's one part secret trials, right. A couple of other things you should think about is this misnamed Freedom of Information Act, because it's not free, and you don't get any information. Journalists or anyone who's interested can actually request documents from the government, but it costs us shitloads of money. And if you're a journalist, it can take forever and go past your deadline. And they're pretty much useless when it comes back. When news organisations have the resources and time to challenge the government. It's a whole process. You got to go through the Information Commissioner, the Administrative Appeals Tribunal and then the federal court, and that process can take up to three fucking years to do that which case in our hypothetical, that journalist would have been laid off by several news organisations. But on the upside is now working inside the Prime Minister and Cabinet so they can look at all the documents they want. And then this is this is the national cabinet, a regular meeting of premiers First Ministers and the Prime Minister. It was created during COVID to talk about what COVID? Presumably, we actually don't know because it's secret, South Australia might want to change the size of their rail gauge again and ruin the dream to boomers across the country in the Indian Pacific. We don't know. We need to know. We just have a minute song select joke. Really excited for that. Used to be called COAG. I don't know if anyone remembers this, the Commonwealth Heads of Government. But it was changed for two reasons. First of all, it sounded like a brand of glue. And then Scott Morrison renamed the national cabinet that so he could basically claim that all the meetings were cabinet in confidence, like the real Commonwealth cabinet, but it's not. It's just made up. Morrison just fucking made it up for

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now. He's a cabinet maker as well. He's a cabinet maker.

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Oh, that was good. Thank you.

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Thank you, sir. You're allowed to lobby you don't have to say that was good. But I'll tell you.

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There are heroes on this island like the Auditor General whose great work includes sifting through tonnes of Excel spreadsheets to find any anomalies exposed waste and conflicts of interest. Here's what the Auditor General has done in the last little bit. You may remember the leppington triangles sportswriting carpark roads. Yeah, pretty good. What an incredible group of public service heroes give him a round of applause pretty amazing work and what was their reward? Well, the Morison government defunded the pump by $14 million. Meaning that the Australian National Audit Office can now only complete 38 audits a year 38. That's not many. I think Angus Taylor has more offshore bank accounts than that. So yeah. I don't know if you've picked up a trend here. But these secrecy laws have been around a while but it seems like they've only been used in the last 10 years or so. It could have gotten into power 10 years or so. Is anyone who got their theory first public ministry 10 years or so. One prominent Senior Counsel Jeffrey Watson points the day that transparency died in Australia. Here's the exact date transparency died on Friday, the eighth of November 2013. It happened at a media briefing called then by the Immigration Minister, Scott Morrison, you may remember it

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the overnight incident. What's become a vet vote of asylum seekers. I will not comment further in relation to onboarding matters. Thank you. General, this is a great public intro we're not in relation to on water matters. Have they been coming further in relation to on water matters? I think we've dealt with that question in terms

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of making a judgement if they've done something because do customer Australia? Doesn't that mean that your tax base policy is kind of

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well, you've made a whole bunch of presumptions there, which I'm not about to speculate, maybe you can leave them up for? Well, you're the one making the presumptions that may

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be the case of the overnight incident is not resolved. And that's why more information is not

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forthcoming. It's an ongoing operational matter. And the persons that were at risk have all been accounted for. We're not going to go into the micro detail of these operational matters. What we are saying is that we rented assistance, and all the people and all the people have been accounted for so we can go around this for a lot longer. But that is the position. Scary what you get now, isn't it? Wow,

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absolutely wild. You'll remember

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that. You notice Angus Campbell before he became

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Chief of Defence straight after this? Yeah, like a year later. He was the chief of talent sports. Yeah, so if you remember Do you remember that phrase I will not comment in relation to home order matters, man it was unrepeated every press conference for like six months until the press got bored and stopped going to those press conferences. He was even number five on the hottest 100 of that. Which is amazing. Also, it was on afternoon game shows as well.

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The final question was $7,000 God ego take a look at this picture. What's the well known catchphrase?

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It's an ongoing operational matter.

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Close Hey, I bet the audience knows well it was.

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Sadly, Scott, you missed out on the $7,000 which isn't enough to buy you a journalist visa the epi you get anyway. I didn't get a logo.

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That joke relies so heavily on people remembering birthdays.

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Instead of showing the first competition shown as Geoffrey Watson SC put it, there was a hint in those words that it might have something to do with national security. But that was never the case. There was no evidence was ever produced at once the government got away with it once they got a taste for it. And that kind of secrecy is alluring and has an addictive quality as what's inputted to me by phone just like in sports. Once one side of the game starts cheating and gets away with it, both sides start cheating and we're already seeing labour hinting that they will continue on with national cabinet in secret. So this is where we are on this island today laws designed to protect its citizens instead use to protect the fragile egos of megalomaniacs we elect. Yeah. And it seems today, everything on this island is secret for no good reason as Damian cave put it, in a great 2019 article, titled Australian might be the world's most secretive democracy. This is what he wrote. The most recent expansion of government secrecy came last year with an espionage bill that increased criminal penalties for sharing information being classified, even if even if a document happened to be as harmless as a cafeteria menu. So the other day, I tested it out, I reached out to Aziz cafe, in the middle of Parliament House, you need a pass to get into it. Or the politicians and lobbyists go there. And I sent them a text and asked them to send me a photo of the menu and they sent it through. Fantastic and don't worry, the sources were redacted.

In case you're wondering, they're the soup of the day is chicken. Yeah, so the guy

apparently got a problem for me to check. That's good. That we're very happy. So there we go. Everyone at Festival of Dangerous Ideas, please give it up for Damien cage. Thank you.

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You know, thanks, Dan. When I when I wrote that article, actually, you know, people thought I was crazy, calling Australia this extremely secret of democracy. But now that we have a prime minister with lots of secret jobs, maybe it's not so crazy. And maybe it's not just the crazy American who's, who's saying it. You know, since I wrote that story, there have been many more examples, lots of which you went into. But, you know, I think it's important to recognise that it's not just Canberra that this problem exists in. And, you know, I run into it all over the country when I'm dealing with people as a reporter. And I have a small story, a small example that will show you just how much it handles some of the most important issues at the local level. Like, can we get this image perhaps the giant banana, giant caveman banana? Let me back up for a minute. So we have a newsletter that The New York Times publishes every week called the Australia letter, which is basically a reporter riffing about the news of the week with a little bit of perspective. And so one week better Odell does a wonderful writer for us and Melbourne said, you know, I want to write about this public art thing. It's involves bananas and frogs and, and babies, and I had no idea what she was talking about. But I figured, yeah, for sure, go for it. So shockingly, after it runs, I get this email from somebody that says the subject line is immediate removal of article. And I'm wondering what on earth this is about, right. So I look in and I see that it's about the newsletter, which makes me go back and try to understand what this giant banana he-man thing is all about. And it turns out that there was an exchange being offered between, you know, a local council in Melbourne, and John Oliver, the comedian who John basically wanted to take this lovely piece of art off the hands of Melbourne and trade, and give them basically some frogs with some legs that were open a little bit wider than his approach. And along with that, he also had some babies that had been washed up on the shore and Texas, beautiful babies like this. And so he offered to trade these wonderful pieces of art for the human banana. Basha was in favour of this plan. She loved the frogs, I think. So as you can see, this was a serious job of public interest journalism in Australia's greatest interests, which is why I was really surprised when I got an email and concerned I should say, and the subject line was immediate removal of article. I mean, that's a pretty big request. We don't take down articles from the New York Times, sometimes we attach a correction, maybe an Editor's Note, but take it down. I literally can't think of a single time that that's happened. And I worry that there must be some serious flaw in what Bashar had written. But no, it turns out that the person in local government had an email exchange with her about whether the dolls could go into the recycling machine. And she was quoted as saying, and this is the exact quote, I don't know what the dolls are made of. So I can't officially comment either way. She wrote that in the email that her name was attached and that it wasn't supposed to be because she did not consent to it, and was not an authorised spokesperson for the Council. This is Council policy, she said. So at this point, I feel kind of bad. And I'm wondering like maybe this is just the person who happened to be in the office that day. So I go out and I look on LinkedIn, and I discovered that her actual title is Senior Advisor for media and communications. We had a bit more back and forth by email and she said that she was when she was quoted, it was always without a name. Now Nope. In this exchange with special did she request anonymity not that we would have granted it. But the whole thing started to feel pretty ridiculous to me. I mean, here's a person who was being paid with tax dollars to give the media information, demanding an article be spiked because she kind of did her job with a weird nothing burger have a comment about scary robbery, baby dolls. Like really this is how far down the rabbit hole Australian secrecy has gone. But the thing is, I'd been around. And I could also see that this really wasn't just her fault, right? This was bigger than her. This council did have a secrecy policy for almost everything. And everyone, just like Australia has a secrecy default. For far too many things. As Dan mentioned, it's a habit, it gets addictive. She was just following the written and unwritten rules for the world's most secretive democracy. And I was pretty sure she didn't even see the context that way. So I tried to write back to her politely. And this is what I wrote. The problem here, it seems to me is the Australian practice of withholding names. In general, if you work for a public entity in a democracy, anonymity is not assumed you work for the public at taxpayer expense. And so in the future, if you don't want to be named, please make that clear in your exchange with New York Times reporters, and we can respond accordingly. She wrote me back and said, Thank you. This has been a huge lesson for me, in terms of dealing with reporters. Now again,

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this was her job. So she was she was the senior media advisor. Yeah, exactly.

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Now, I wish that this was the only absurd example of Australia's secrecy default in the years since I wrote that article, but it's not. There was also the time when I filed a public records request for some insight and what kinds of things the Foreign Investment Review Board was rejecting. I started out asking for companies and industries in the countries involved for every decision, I wanted to basically know what kinds of things were being rejected from China, in particular what or not, they said no to that. So then I just asked for numbers, lands statistics for which countries had applied and been rejected. I asked for ratios of accepted investments, anything that would give me any insight into what this very important government body was doing. And they said no to all of it. They just assumed it was a national security threat, whether or not China bought a dairy farm or not. More recently, and I'll end with this, I ran into a senior Australian diplomat at an event who told me a handful of mildly insightful things about Australian foreign policy. At the end of our little chat, he looked at me in the eyes and he said, You can't quote or refer to anything I told you. I told him not to worry that I've been talking to a lot of Western officials from the US the UK a whole bunch of things on this story I was working on. So the most that I could imagine doing was combining what he said with others, and referring it to something like Western officials in his eyes when Drew wide with fear. No, I've gotten in trouble for that. I've gotten in trouble for that, too. You can't do that you just can't. And again, none of what he told me amounted to state secrets, but he was completely stressed. It was like he feared being jailed or fired or killed for saying very, very little out. And that's really the problem here. The culture of secrecy has become so dominant in Australia that it muzzles voices and censors people who are responsible for this democracy, instead of recognising that their roles include an obligation to the public to explain why they are what they are doing is good for the country. They behave as if telling the media and the public anything is a violation of ethics. And they are disciplined with that priority in mind, stay silent, keep information private, or else. Don't make any mistake. This is an authoritarian instinct. I've seen it in dictatorships around the world, and it's toxic and contagious. It's an attitude that strikes fear into everyone and anyone who has an urge to share important information that we deserve to know. One more thing, though some figures in Australian life, perhaps that former prime minister or perhaps another member who we've tussled with, I think in the media quite a bit named Peter Dutton, have a far worse reputation on secrecy than others. But it is not a partisan problem. It's a political problem and a power problem and a habit problem. Even after Scott Morrison took on all those extra jobs, you did not see the Albanese government immediately promised to tackle the problem of secrecy all over government. And it's not clear if the Prime Minister ever will get around to dealing with it. This is the case even though countless studies show that secrecy undermines trust in democracy and creates the conditions for corruption and mismanagement. Australians really deserve better. My hope is that someday we get to a place where every official can speak freely, including those who have something to say about a gross baby doll washing up on shore, or a banana he-man public art project and

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I want to jump in because what you said rang true and I get it forget it later. But the they had a thing in the Defence Force about private privacy. I don't think people understood the idea. Obviously, you don't want people finding out about your sexual preference or whatever, because through some sort of a lake, but they took it very seriously. And we were in in dropping bombs on people in the Middle East. And I kid you not. There was like a senior defence lawyer. You're sort of like targeting this terrorist and you said to say a Hellfire besar they were like, I'm not sure we may be breaching their privacy. How can I voice the whole action?

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Jamie has anything else? Kind of you've been here five years does anything else surprise you at all now due to kind of around secrecy in Australian Government?

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You know, I think I'm constantly surprised by moments like the one I just described, where it's so deeply ingrained in the culture that the default setting is to just not attach a name or under an understanding of accountability at the low, low level. So that's the first thing. It's just throughout the culture. And then the second thing is, though, that I'm so pleasantly surprised when people actually trust me and do help me like there was one time I was in like the small town in South Australia doing a story about I think there was a it was a memorial to a massacre against the local Aboriginal people. And somebody in government, this was a very really big controversial conflict in this small town. But someone quietly at some point, handed me the small blue book, and he said, This is the phone numbers for everyone in this town. You can call whoever you want. Don't tell anyone I gave it. And I don't know why he trusted me with that. But I'm so grateful to those people who, who, you know, feel that they've taken a chance on me as a journalist, and I'm, and that surprises me, because it's so rare, unfortunately. Yeah. Great. And what was the diplomat? What was he saying to you? Was he saying stuff? Like, you know, we sell a lot of sheep in Australia. You know, he was like talking about like other leaders and like, things that were totally part of the public record. Like, I think he maybe he thought he was saying these brilliant things, but I'd heard all of it. But

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how much that has trickled down to normal conversation for I'll have dinner with a friend and they're just talking about that average Wednesday, and they'll stop themselves and they'll be like, this is off the record.

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Yeah, exactly. That sense of self importance to I guess it's part of the secrecy thing. It's like whatever I'm doing it. I think it helps people sort of feel important to feel as though the menu for a restaurant might be secret.

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All right, great. Well, I'm looking forward to the next secret spilled by Amber Schultz.

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Last week, I went to this really glamorous event called the midwinter ball. So for those of you that don't know it's in Parliament, and it's an opportunity for journalists to cosplay, a stage three tax cut recipients. We all go and the whole point of the event is to suck up to politicians and staffers and lobbyists. But what's weird is the entire thing as soon as you step through those doors, the entire event is off the record. It's all secret, which why you would have an event invite journalists and keep it off the record bewilders me it's not an ASIO meeting. It's not an August meeting because if it was Scott Morrison would have leaked the Testaments and it's not despite what Senator Sarah Hanson young seem to think Mitt gala event is the parliamentary bowl. You know, Australia is addicted to secret seat we've got witness Kay with this J lawyer X, you know, it sounds like a wiggle soul was Scott Morrison's ministerial appointments, whistleblowers a silence secret midwinter bowl speeches, it's absolutely absurd. freedom of information requests in Australia across the past decade, have been rejected 50% year on year, those that are accepted, which is rare, but those that are accepted return pages upon pages of redacted information, so you just get a wall of black and it makes trying to figure out what the hell is going on about as difficult as reading a George RR Martin novel. But well, the government doesn't want to share any information with the public. It turns out the public is really really happy to share information with the government. Yeah, we are we are a nation of dubbers. We love snitching It's absolutely absurd. And we didn't start like this. You know, Australia is, you know, our colonial history is a nation of convicts, and obviously the convicts aren't snitching, because the ones that snitched got stay in England. Our snitching culture is the result of some really, really successful marketing campaigns. So the government really does want whistleblowers it really wants people to come forward with information provided you're coming forward with information about Gen three doors down. So the first marketing campaign was Crimestoppers that started in the 80s. And that's been really successful. There's like 350,000 Tip offs per year. And about half of those actually result in a police report, which is hugely successful. And then of course, 911 happened and the government decided we need a national security hotline, we need something more tailored to terrorism. And conveniently, a lot of these national security hotline campaigns were released during elections because nothing else buys a vote like fear. So we had the if you see something say something we had Be alert not alarmed and we had if it doesn't add up speak up. We moved from loose lips sink ships to spy on your neighbour. It's normal behaviour. But you know, a lot of things national security tips obviously a steeped in racism been prejudiced. So Australia we are trying to be better we are trying to be, you know, less divisive, more inclusive. So COVID presented a really fantastic opportunity of that because it meant we could dub on our neighbours regardless of race or background or socioeconomic class. Its progress really. There was one example so there was so many people calling the police on one another often for really, really trivial things. One example was a woman she's sitting home and she sees a photo scrolling through photos and she sees one where she looks absolutely shredded and her bikini from a holiday a year ago. She decides to post it on Facebook and suddenly the police are at a door. One of her Facebook friends saw that photo thought it was current and called the police on Yeah, that's how much we love snitching you know and you're worried about Zuckerberg spying on you. It's not self gibberish. It's your old high school friend from 20 years ago. You know, we love snitching we have a dubbing hotline for almost everything. We have Davina dealer, that was launched in 2016. And DUBNER dealer has actually seen since the campaign launched, the number of people calling up about dealer's double, it's been really successful. Unfortunately, unfortunately, a tip off about AFL style way Macquarie's dealer turned up nothing but crushed up bags of ibuprofen. It's a real miss. We've got the job seeker job in hotline which was, you know, cruelly calls is not funny.

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Scott Morrison was ringing constantly.

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Which was poorly called Dolby in adult blockchain. Now that wasn't actually as successful because people didn't, you know, didn't really like the idea of dubbing in someone on the doll. But the people that did complain with small to medium businesses who said people that had applied for their jobs had lied on their CV, which is really funny because it just means the public is looking to John Barilaro and taking a bit of advice. We also were used to we don't anymore, but we used to even have a hotline to dub in mislabeled seafoods. That's how much we love dogs. Yeah. Yeah, there was a specific one for mislabeled seafood. Wow,

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sounds like a micro detail.

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crab sticks.

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So tip offs and Dobbins are a dime a dozen. I mean in this economy, who knows, but really a diamond doesn't. So while you can't know what subpar jokes Albanese staff wrote for him at the midwinter ball speech he can know about that job interview you didn't show up for you know, he can know about that crushed up bag of ibuprofen you bought or he can know about that weird photo you posted on Facebook. So while the government you know, wants information from you with only wants really really trivial trivial information, you know, try snitching about something of importance and you know, the same snitches get stitches closed or prosecution. Thank you, man.

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And, you know, it costs money to do fly stuff. But what's the most you've ever cost Crikey. In your career as a journalist,

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I probably set a record for the fastest lawsuit from a new hire because I hit three days and immediately got a consent notice. So, you know, I don't know if you know this. But crikey has a very long rich history of being sued for defamation. So I was proud to join that on day three.

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It's kind of interesting, like you're talking about between the bold and the inverse. The immediate comparison is the White House press correspondents dinner in DC and which is like public broadcast celebrities, everyone wants to go to it. And it's like, if you're a leader, and you're at that event, you are going to get roasted. And you if you if you fuck up on stage, you're going to eat it in front of everyone. It's like that is like the absolute icon of like that when you look at both countries, Australia and America, that's like transparency back to back. Yeah,

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anytime you're looking at America with respect and thinking like that they are more relaxed than us. Like, we need to have a good hard look at ourselves. It's like secret dinners for the whatever for the President and wave laws. Like what are we doing here? Yeah, but it's weird those because we there's a not a bowl but there's a annual invite by ABC employee like the a bunch of ABC employees get basically instructed to go down to Parliament House and kiss the ring

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to suck up tour, isn't it? Well,

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yeah. And so one no, well, one year I was told to go down and as you know, the face of youth as I was back then and and it's so weird because obviously all politicians hate young people. So they were just like, get the fuck out of here. But then they everyone was like all the ABC celebs are that they're trying to like impress Did you know someone who would give us money and they didn't give a shit until b one and B two came out? And those politicians were fucking bananas. Like they were all grabbing photo like they were so excited. We're just like, well, I just wouldn't got drunk with Costa.

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Those politicians weren't obviously from Fitzroy. Exactly. And but when you're around Parliament House lately, can you tell if there's a like a tone changed since the new government is coming? Like is there? Is there a different feeling around the press gallery?

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There is I mean, slightly. We've got the little, like little postcards that have the one 800 parliamentary support services number on it, but that they're everywhere. But aside from that, the only difference is people constantly if anyone like gets too close or accidentally brushes past someone, someone will yell Jenkins about the only difference.

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That's great. It's easy to make fun of the press gallery for kind of hypocrisy. They're under pressure from the government. It it's kind of interesting to see over the last couple of years how news reports have changed, particularly under the Morison government I don't know if you've noticed. Here's a clip from Channel 10 News.

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Here are the headlines approved by the Department of Communications on 10. The Royal Commission into how good is Australia has found that Australia is very good and colder than many estimates predicted. The Department of Fair go agrees with the findings saying that Aussies are getting fairer goes and more goes than ever before. And Australia's most prestigious honour the Order of Australia is having a makeover with a brand new category added to the list. So move over items and AM's there's a new metal on the podium. It's the QA, which will be awarded to the most quiet Australian and that's someone who excels at showing complete disinterest in the affairs of government and goes about their day, unquestioning the world around them, nominations are now open. So good luck to everyone. And in sports, Australia's cricket team are the best and they will win the ashes if any of the current deliver more than say the loved ones again, turning to the weather, despite what it looks like out of the window, it is fine. And definitely average temperatures for this time of year. Certainly not way hotter than usual. That is, of course all the approved news for now in the greatest country in the world. And remember, it's on Australia to not have private health insurance

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ladies and gentlemen, please

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give it up for Kate McLemore.

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Right, I am going to give you some tips tonight on how to avoid me. So, I find now that often when I ring people up, I can hear them and I say, oh, it's Kate McClymont here, I can hear them go. Anyway, if you want to be secret, one of the things I want to advise you is not to buy a voice distorter. So I did have someone ring up to give me some very highly confidential information. And they've gone to the trouble of buying a voice distorter and it did sound like a crazed robot. But the information was absolutely fabulous. And I said at the end of the conversation, thank you so much. And now I can get you on this number for safe forgotten. Voice distorter that number still came up. doke by voice disorder and two. If you want to remain secret, please use Australia Post snail mail, it's still the best way to send things. However, if you are one of the Abed family, and you are sitting there sending me death threats, please wear gloves. Your fingerprints were on the envelope and on the inside. So gloves if you really don't want to be caught. And one other thing I'd like to advise IDEO bead was in the past. When I rang his office to get some questions. He forgot to hang up. The phone on and I listened for 20 minutes, as they discussed how they were going to lie to me what they were going to say. And in the end, I had to call in on the office spoke. And I said look, Eddie, it's been so lovely hearing you talk about me. It's been so lovely hearing your plans. However, I really need a comment and I just heard them go off and they hung up. Another thing is that when a major crime figure has died, don't go behind the crypt at the funeral to discuss where the money is If this happened at many Macpherson's funeral, and I'd already been threatened, so I thought I would hide behind the crypt. But on the other side of the crypt whistling the McPherson solicitor, who was chatting away about where the money was hidden, what companies they had. So that was very handy. And having said those things, I do want to just take one moment to say that I am also an idiot, when it comes to, you know, giving my own things away, Louis reminded me today that I accidentally sent a pin with my location on it to the head of the Hells Angels. Caitlin climber is here. Not so good. Then I sent a photo of my ear. How would you take a photo of your ear and send it but I sent that to one of my colleagues who thought I somebody had cut it off, and I was. And then the last thing I did was that I did have my phone in my pocket. And I sent a whole lot of gibberish to Twitter. And people contacted me saying, should they call the police? Had I been kidnapped? Had I been kidnapped? And was this a secret cry for help? So I would just like to say that I too, like many of the criminals I cover. am Annie Do

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you ever feel honestly feel like your life is in danger?

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Oh, look, I always take the one of my contacts who was a detective said to me, Kate, don't worry about the ones that threaten you. It's the ones that don't. And I did get a death threat, death threat delivered to my house and it did have 303 on it. And I said to my husband what that's actually our address 303 And he said it's a rifle you really. And it doesn't help when you don't actually understand that you are a threat to your own

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house. Oh, so if we were to send a death threat to you, what's the best kind of snail

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mail with the with the fingerprints? And what is

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the best way to actually stay secret from me rather than you know all the mistakes? But like, How does someone? How does someone truly avoid Kate McLemore? No,

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it's very hard. Because the first thing I do is, if you come across my radar, the first thing to do is don't behave badly. That's how you can avoid me. But the first thing I do is I will do an asset search. If you have a company, I will find out how old you were where you used to live, whether you've got a mortgage on your house, how much you paid for your house, who lives next door who lives on the other side, what is your phone number? So

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is there like other ways that you do that publicly available?

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Just expensive. It's just expensive. I think I have the sort of an ASIC addiction in poker machines. I have that thing of doing an ASIC search, and my heart is racing. So I'm waiting to find out who is in that company with that person. I love it. Some

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people pay for Paramount plus Did you ever pull up video bed and try to read negotiate a mortgage?

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Last time I did bring him up. He said to me, you put one word out of line and I will go for you. I will go for the jugular Have a nice day. So

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most friends say Have a nice day.

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Cornel jail and I just think having to spend eternity with your son Moses. punishment enough.

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David McBride is a former military officer who served with both the ADF and British armies in Ireland and Afghanistan. And he now faces unlimited years in jail after exposing cover ups of war crimes committed by Australians in Afghanistan, yet he did not get invited to the Queen's commemoration. Everyone please welcome David O'Brien.

David with unlimited jail on the cards, it must play havoc with your psyche. How are you preparing?

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It's quite a useful term. At first, when I was first going to court and at a legal aid lawyer, I met a guy who was a lifetime prisoner with tattoos or whatever. And he was like, I'm gonna give you some tips when you go to jail, but I was like, okay, and he said, you know, you got to keep it very tiny because it's Some people's homes and he said, you know, said what's your cover story going to be? I said, Well, why come story? I'm a, I'm a whistleblower, and you know, fighting the government, I can't see what's gonna beat me up. And he was like, no, no, no. He said, they're gonna beat you up. He said, I might even understand what a whistleblower is. He said, I thought was you I'd say you killed your sergeant. And I made a mental note, I thought, I'm gonna get a bigger tattoo. And then he and then he said, Well, how many years you're facing anyone? I said, Well, it's unlimited. And he said, What do you mean? I said, it's unlimited. And he said, Well, what? 500 years? I said, yeah, maybe 800. I said, you possibly, they just had a bad day? Who knows? And he was like, You're gonna do all right, because he said, they might give you a double sell. So that was one of the

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when you went through the process of, you know, whistleblowing, did you ever think, oh, geez, I wish I hadn't had exposed the war criminals.

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And I never thought that I must have been, I never thought they will know, in the position I'm in now, where it looks like, you know, I could be go to jail for a long time for doing well, I thought was the right thing that I do sometimes think I've got to sue Hollywood, flick back, he gives me these ideas. Somehow that was the right thing to do. When actually, it was obviously a very dangerous, like

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a few good men, and that

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lets me maybe get a big class, I could be the richest person to jail and never get to be able to spend that money.

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The sad thing is like, if you sell your story that goes really well, as a feature film, that would be terrible. That would be right. It's quite remarkable what you've done. It's a it's a real act of service for democracy. And it's really astounding, that we all know what, you know, our defence force has done on our behalf. And I think we're all better off than knowing that Does your family know that you're a hero,

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you could ever be a hero to your family. And I've tried to, I tried to try to pull the hero card a couple of times of the kids, when they're playing after they kind of want this, they want more money for the dress or something. And I'm like, Look, it's it's pretty hard for me and I am standing up for what is right and for your future and your children's future and, and they go roll their eyes and they go dead. That's all very well when you get to get an actual job. So it doesn't cut my job. That's for sure ever with my ex wife. And I was like, telling her about try to break the news to her that the cops could be coming in numbers. I'd had secret documents that I was like, Look at scan or take you on the Defence Force. And she was like, Oh, that's wonderful, darlings was good. The filing her nails. And then I'm like I tried to make she didn't seem that impressed. I'm like, I'm really taking on the whole government. She's like, Oh, yeah, that's good, darling. And I'm like, she wasn't very impressed. And I was trying to get a bit of hero record here. I create exactly what you think you get. And I'm like, an effectively because orchestrate everything I'm really taking on the American government and the CIA. You're upping the stakes. Yeah, I'm

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trying to get a bit of a Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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She's looking a little bit of rough nails going on. It's nice, darling. She said, But I remember I've got Pilates tonight. So make sure you're home to pick up the kids.

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When you're going through the process of whistleblower what's the most absurd thing that you kind of encountered in with the authorities you know, what's, what's the craziest thing?

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There's a lot that this is you know, I went through all the secret files when I decided something was very wrong and that offence was and I spent about six months work at night looking for incriminating documents. And I've got download them all and gave them to the ABC and said look, these ones they're all selected. They're all I've highlighted the sections anyway, I knew these documents very well and I'd selected them and that's why I'm facing trial. But when I was on trial, they used to take us into the Attorney General's office and especially of us with all the documents were extensively to prepare our case. Were security guards and Attorney General's people watching us prepare our case and secret and the documents were there and they were like to put it to me he can't look at the documents because he doesn't have a security clearance at least classified and I'm like I know what's in the fucking the documents I stole again, no, no exceptions. You can't look at them. And so then they these documents is precious documents and as the time went on, they had to move them around into safe The security guards would come around. And I think they got to give it at one time they had to call us up and said, Well, you can't have the documents today because the consignment audit got mixed up and they've gone to a double glazing office and we're trying to get them back as soon as we can.

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Did they arrested double glazed

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rest of the Korea

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they came back and are framed. Well, David, thank you for joining us. I hope we can get you again soon before at least before or after

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everyone understand that no, fuck yeah. That's right. We're about to get dangerous. This guy standing up. Okay. Now secrets. We all have them. People on this panel. They don't like a much zeal for disclosure is almost religious. But I'm an agnostic member in the church of full disclosure. Bit like the actual church. Boy, do they have some secrets? Of course, some secrets deserve to be revealed. But be honest. Every now and then. A journalist uncovered something and you think to yourself, wish you hadn't told me that? Like why is it that we still don't know if the Queen killed Diana. But we do know that King Charles wants to be his wife's tampon didn't help me to know that hasn't stopped him being king. What's the point? You've just made me sad? I don't want to know these types of secrets. Oh, I haven't been able to sleep for years because of this. But people like you had to go digging around. You know, when this whole thing broke the other nationals MP who thought that Barnaby should be sacked for cheating on his wife was this guy. And then you know what secrets the damn journalists found out about him. They found out that he'd been chatting to a woman who wasn't his wife using a sugar baby website. And that could have been enough. You could have stopped there. But no, you had to tell me the sex. See rose? Do you remember this? When the woman said that she liked it Australian accent and he wrote I pull your clothes. Run my strong hands down your back. Softly kiss your neck and whisper get a mate

I still shudder every time someone says g'day to me. I can't you journalist has put out an article every week that says all men still gross. The specifics are ruining me. And it's not just the gross secret. See, though, like this week, someone discovered that a glazier in Chile had collapsed. No, keep that to yourself. You know, I know climate change is happening. But I can't stop the glaciers from falling in Chile. I'd love to but I can't and it's stressing me out. Some things are need to know right? But some things I don't need to know some things. I just need to know that the people who need to know know you know you can just leave me out of it like journalists need to remember the snitches get stitches. Here's a dangerous idea for you, Zipit knowing everything that's your interest. It's a great hobby. Keep it to yourself. Oh, great. You found out that the Prime Minister had 10 Secret jobs and gave out hundreds of millions of dollars. So they were basically bribes. Oh, good. Good. Now I'm confused and angry. Oh, great. We found out that dead ship politicians are getting paid millions to move overseas when they get chased out of their current jobs here for being shitted them. Oh, great. Well, now I have to think about that. Well, I have to go to my poorly paid work and be competent. It's killing me. I think every journalist should be restricted to one secret per annum. On your birthday, you can tell me one secret as a treat 364 days to plan your next one. Just give me a chance to recover. And if you want to be a whistleblower, great. You can only blow one whistle at a time. I don't want to be told any more about all people secretly fucking there. staff or public like fucking the planet. Like I want to know the secret to cooking a good pizza at home. One that tastes as good as a restaurant. How do they do it? I want to know the secret to ordering clothes online that fit me the first time. I just want to know the secret to not being anxious all the time. And I think that starts with not knowing this stuff. Thank you.

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after losing the Aston by election Dutton blames labour for running a negative campaign. Critics say that's pot calling kettle black I say that start calling potato tuber. And Dan Andrews takes a secret trip to China. He was curious to visit the only other place that had more lockdowns than Melbourne. And the Tetris movie has been released review say it's got a lot of good lines the second of April 2023 Live for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival this is a rational

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This is a rational fear.

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Yes, welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host former member for Aston Dan Ilic. Welcome to the show at the live at the Melbourne International Comedy fest. This of course is the podcast that laughs in the face of fear. And tonight's episode has fewer Nazis the Liberal Party, which is a joke, I thought I wouldn't have to write in 2023. But here we are. Welcome to irrational fear has too many guests, or that's what it was called. But Alice Fraser we realised actually has a show on it at the same time. So now it's a rational fear has an appropriate amount of guests. A rational number of rational number of guests. So let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. Out of all the comedians on the panel. He's the only one that's had death threats from the Taliban and quite frankly, I'm jealous. It's semi Shah. Semi now that the Taliban are back in power, do you think they're going to be a bit more chill about you?

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I was very offended that they didn't remember me at all. Like I worked so hard to stay on the hit list and fucking no one cares. No one cares.

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And she's back at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with her sophomore show odd sock which plays at 7pm at the butterfly club next door so if you'll have too much tonight, they might have to bolt as in do the Gabby bolts Gabby mode everyone. Gabby, are you worried that your name is going to become a verb you know doing the Gabby bolt?

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I mean, I would prefer that than being known for being a Sky News reporter. You know if we can secede, Andrew that'd be awesome. I don't care if it's a verb we can be whatever you want.

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should point out as well. Sammy told me backstage, his show starts at 650. So he's gonna have to do the Gabi bolt as well at some point, so don't try to take it personally, Louis, when you're doing your sips

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fucking kill you sound fair. It's me and the Taliban together at last.

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And our next guest is back for her second ever stand up comedy appearance since she did her first one last year on this stage. She's had more TV comedy appearances than the host of Australia's best comedy podcast. It's great shame. Grace, do you have any tips for Louis and I on how to get more TV spots?

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Well, it helps if you make people laugh.

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He's very king of Internet content. But tonight, we've given him an unlimited number of fucks to give. It's the beautiful brain and that's what I reckon that has his swearing ever held you back in life

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for him? Yes.

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And holding this show together with wacky clips and a shaker the hip since DJ Andy McClelland. And he What Why do you look so hungover today?

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I'm doing far too many shows. And I've quit drinking. It's hell.

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And coming up later, we've got an exclusive interview with the owners of the house that Tim Smith crashed into. It's true. Well, we'll ask them. How is that not the worst thing Tim Smith has ever done. Now normally, I do like a long rant or something about climate change. But we didn't have time plus the safeguard mechanism got passed. So climate change has been solved. So that's great. We, we no longer have to know about climate change. It's all over. It's great. We did it. Well done everyone.

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Do we just wrap up the podcast and get out of here earlier

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we'd get out of here. But this is one thing I do want to say two weeks ago led by a British antagonist Posie Parker and a handful of anti trans activists and what could only be described as a skidmark and skinheads that were in the street trying to bully and intimidate people against extensively being themselves. But on Friday, Melbourne, celebrate trans visibility day 3000 of you marched in The rain so good.

Oh my god and it really made all 12 of Melbourne's Nazis furious. In fact, I think three of them quit so now they're down to nine there is one image that caught my eye I wanted to share with you one poster I saw which I absolutely loved and we'll get on with the rest of the show. It is this ring and ring and Rosie get fuck Posey. So whoever made that sign, well done to you. Now, let's crack on with the show with some overseas news from Sammy Shah.

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So yeah, I just want to cover some of the big news stories happening this week. So the top story internationally right now, let's start with the most American news story ever.

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Donald Trump has become the first former US president to face criminal prosecution. The charges relate to falsifying business records to hide a payment to a porn star stormy Daniels before the 2016 election, that should

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come with a Star Spangled Banner playing in the background. Good rock should be announcing that story from the top of the Statue of Liberty while an oil rich nation is being invaded on false grounds. It is so American just saying the phrase Donald Trump is facing criminal charges for paying hush money to a porn star should qualify you for a green card automatically. That is amazing stuff. Republicans have of course rushed to defend Donald Trump even before they've seen the charges he's being indicted on. That said from day one, this is a political stunt. I have zero trust that this will play out fairly.

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But no one has seen the evidence. Prosecutors have uncovered Mr. President, though that didn't stop one congressman to claim the prosecutor could have indicted the ham sandwiches. He was hanging out on Capitol Hill.

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So I know how to spot a pile of garbage. And this thing looks like a pile of garbage, even without seeing the evidence here certainly is innocent.

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I'm not certain of anything except this. This is the first time in the history of the country. We've indicted the president. So

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he was literally handing out ham sandwiches with indict this written on this written on them, which is both condemning the prosecution of Donald Trump and his understanding of metaphors. Now irrational fear is of course, as you know, a truly journalistic venture, and Dan is known for being unbiased in his reportage. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for most American news media. So here are all the left wing news channels failing to hide their erections. Here's the aroused MSNBC.

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What a time to be alive, my

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friend. Really what a time to be alive. Here's the tumescent CNN

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are going to be glued, leaning forward to our television sets on Tuesday. If all of this unravels as it looks like it is

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here, the Bucky nipples of

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CBS, but I thought maybe would never come. I used to think I was a matter of it came. I didn't know it feel this good.

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And finally, here's the view on ABC in America, which is like the project here in Australia, but somehow even more unwatchable.

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I call it did you feel

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really is a celebration of the law. It's a celebration of the law and how it applies to all of us. Donald Trump finally won a popular vote yesterday.

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The judge that that presided over that case where the Trump family was found guilty is the same judge presiding over Donald Trump's 30 cows.

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watching the show made me want to suddenly root for Trump is very strange. Meanwhile, Fox News The GOP have swung into Trump's defence doing for him. The health stories done best fundraiser trying

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to destroy Donald Trump because they fear him at the ballot box to the Conservatives out there. Make sure you vote. If you got friends, make sure they vote if you don't have any friends, go make some friends. But you need to help this. Friend, they're trying to drain him dry. He spent more money on lawyers than most people spend on campaigns. They're trying to bleed him dry. Donald J trump.com. Go tonight, give the president some money to fight this.

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Look on a serious note though, I am sceptical that this will actually lead to Trump's prosecution, but it will mean a lot of ratings for a lot of news channels and a lot of money in a lot of pockets, which is a grotesque abuse of the justice system. And if you agree with me go to patreon.com/sammy Sha and donate money so I can keep covering this story

we have one more story. This one is about AI so oh artificial intelligence technology has already become quite commonly used in everything from spell checking to image editing to transcription services and students too lazy to write their own fucking essays. Chat GPT, for example, debuted at the end of last year, it has already become the number one AI tool used by journalists to provide a shocking twist to all their coverage. What you just

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heard me reading wasn't written by me it was written by artificial intelligence chat GPT

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chat GPT wrote everything I just said that was news copy. I asked chat GPT to write

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remember what I said earlier, but chat GPT as well. I asked chat GBT to write that line for me.

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Basically, every journalist became like an M Night Shyamalan movie for some reason there as well, it seems like tech industry leaders are once again sounding the warning bell about AI and the threat that it poses.

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Musk and hundreds of influential names including Apple co founder Steve Wozniak, are calling for a pause and experiments saying AI poses a dramatic risk to society unless there's proper oversight.

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Those tech billionaires who have long argued for lack of oversight on offshore tax havens are probably worried about AI learning to become billionaires itself. Here is the human billionaire. Apparently Elon Musk,

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I think we need to regulate AI, frankly, because it is I think, actually a bigger risk to society than cars or planes or, or medicine.

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But he just say medicine is a risk to society. And God's only risk when that Tesla's that kill people and then explode. How is that?

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In their new letter tech industry leaders pose these existential questions? Should we develop non human minds that might eventually outnumber outsmart obsolete and replace us? Should we risk loss of control of our civilization?

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Why do all the tech billionaires concerned about AI sound like Pauline Hanson is concerned about immigrants coming to Australia? Really weird overlap. So far, it sounds like AI could do exactly the same thing as Facebook and Twitter and Instagram.

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Critics argue without oversight AI could spread propaganda and lies and eventually lead to anarchy.

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Maybe, inadvertently, they've trained us to deal with AI by softening us up with all of this stuff. And maybe this whole argument I'm putting forward in defence of AI was actually written by AI. Just getting it was I wrote, or did I know I wrote it. Or did I semi Sha?

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This is a rational fear. What is rational fear? based in fear making the saddest headlines and giving them a little tickle?

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Gabby, you are considering changing careers? Is this correct? Yeah. Yeah. Come on. What are we what is it is? We can't feel people in the front three rows? Is that why? No,

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it's just you know, you do one show, and then you come back to do the second one. And you're like, Oh, it's just all the same, isn't it? Like, I just keep writing jokes and hoping you laugh and then going home and crying. You know, that's

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but you don't you don't do it for that. Gabby, we do it for the money. Oh,

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you get money? I've never got that. Yeah, so I have been I've been sort of considering changing career paths. And it might be crazy, because it's kind of a hard process. For me, it might shock you to know this, but I don't have a degree. It's fine. Ah, and so I've been googling, you know, but I don't just want any job. You know, I don't want to just fall into like hospitals again, or retail again, or teaching children again,

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you want a job where you're respected?

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Yeah, you know, has longevity provides a bit of fulfilment. It's something I could do for the rest of my life. So I started Googling exactly that, you know, no degree jobs with fulfilment, something I could do for the rest of my life and something really weird, kept coming up the police. And I was like, Surely not. Surely you have to like you have to have a criminology degree to join the police not it's recommended, but not required. And so then I kept googling didn't I kept? Okay. What is the bare minimum of time somebody has to train before they're given a gun and told to protect the people six months. And so I thought about that a little bit more. And I thought, what if you applied that level of training to literally any other job? If you're a cop, you might want to pop out for about two and a half minutes.

Kindig kindergarten teacher would only have up to F when they looked at their curriculum to teach the alphabet sir ajan would not yet have even touched a surgery. Six months yep, that's all it takes to join the police. A lawyer would be juggling four subjects on their feet. When on average there are 38 subjects to complete. A cannot yet defend object or bargain for replay. But meanwhile you can make arrests when you're the AWS police, same spare. First time mom is still too busy cooking up a kid, or first time architect is still drawing out the blueprint. First time taxidermists is still fucking creepy. But so is the fact that in six months of enjoying the hours Billy's a retail worker would still have a skerrick of their soul. The West Coast Eagles still would not have scored a single goal. Michelle has not been introduced as job ads today but you can look up kids when you work for us bullies. The age for criminal responsibility in this country is 10. When I was 10, I couldn't even spell criminal. A politician voted on the fact that many times and for every fuckup made they're going to talk about four slides that tells us the four workers still has no cut back to me, but I would not have that problem if I worked for us police.

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Buffalo Lulla Lulla Lulla firearms Miller Lilly Lilly Lilly military complex Lulla Lulla Lulla little tiny birds for

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all the people I know that went into this career were annoying at best and horrifying and worse to be making them on an office worker still has not worked up to weeks in lieu of musical comedian just has this bot six months yet all it takes to own a gun make arrests and join me

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Yeah, Melbourne Please give it up for nuts what I reckon

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it's my favourite song Fuck yeah. theory right. That was a little experienced the wild world of COVID in the last couple of years it was heaps of fun I wash my mouth and Victoria you got us fuck I got locked the fuck up. We had three months of it I've noticed that doing stand up was like oh we were locked down and people are looking at me like back and now you weren't on trying to compartmentalise that and like it reminds me of something COVID reminds me of something and what is it? It reminds me of something else fucking annoying and that's you too when you laugh they've got a lot in common. I do they're both pretty SAS they're both fucking annoying. There was an outbreak of you two on people's arch and she is a guy I'm not sure you're aware of that whether you got vaccinated against that one. It took him a week to release a vaccine for the for the YouTube album Songs of Innocence wasn't a fucking anything innocent about it was a fucking attack. So fucking attack but I said it was a gift. bonobo isn't okay fuck and then had one I said it was a gift the edge said it was subversive and punk rock to fuckin partner with Apple. And so you know Falcon punk rock is on I think it's particularly. Yeah, look, I'm just a bit Sasada and all I'm trying to say is that maybe you know, think twice before fun listening to you to get vaccinated. That's what I reckon.

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I've never felt more personally attacked by a friend ever before. I'm Pakistani 44 year old man. Of course I am. It's YouTube and Dave Matthews Band. Those are my two big ones. Yeah, no, I know.

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Do you remember that Lutz?

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I do remember it. Yeah. I was never I was sort of I missed you too. I just came in underneath the banner review to slightly not much younger than semi but a touch. So I never I was and also I knew how to use iPod so I knew how to delete it. So

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I don't really get all the hate for that album release. To be quite honest with you. Not that I don't think the oven was trashed. Obviously, it was but I think that they're not hated enough for what is arguably the worst atrocity. Their short lived. But paralysing one person Broadway musical Spider Man Turn Off the Dark That's the only get that one don't we ran on Broadway for far too long even though it closed after two months.

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And YouTube of course named after an American spy plane which crashed and burned in the Soviet Union. Much like that album's release

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I think Spider Man the musical killed more people than COVID didn't know

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wow yeah not by March but yeah it's

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a high wire accident every night. Yeah, I

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don't I don't believe this spider man musical existed. It did

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not a truther its first

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preview went for four and a half hours because the wires this is totally true. You can go look it up. It's amazing. The wires the people who were doing the spider Manning, if you will. Getting Yeah, kept getting stuck. I'm really good with. Yeah, they kept getting stuck in the end and they had to keep pausing the show. That's my niche YouTube knowledge right there.

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I heard it didn't go well because they had problems with their web site. Ah, I deserve that you're absolutely correct.

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It's a bit like q&a on crack mousse is a Russian

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hello, use this one I think you're really gonna love it's a biggest boldest idea yet. So, you know how there's a lot of negative energy right now around like landlords and tenants and renters and those terms, right? What if I told you that we could manifest a cooler tomorrow if everyone stopped thinking of themselves as landlords and tenants and instead starts to think of themselves as land domes and lands saw

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what have you just to land on a land sob in a consensual relationship? Sexy taught? Yeah, ask play. Slip it in daddy. And buy it we mean your rental agreement. Of course. Don't look at the terms that will make master displeased have a complaint about mould. Find it demeaning to raise the question of your basic living necessities. Now that demeaning thing is the whole point you fucking whore. Hot Yeah, yes. puts us fuzzy is this it's your land don't shut up can't also. Polly that's a thing, right? That's cool. So wouldn't you just love it? If your landlord could own 1-234-567-8910 Maybe even 20 properties and be in multiple relationships with multiple land stops? That's beautiful. Don't put a limit on it. What are you some kind of food? Don't make me tell you to stop kink shaming and just learn to insert young word. Okay, so slay or not Slay. Slay Oh, cool. All right. Fuck you all

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your fear is rational.

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Please give it up for the one and only Grace Tame.

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I know it's a podcast, but I thought I'd at least stand up

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Yes, Sammy. That's polite.

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You guys wonder why you don't get booked on TV? Yeah, no bad. Ah, great to be back. It's good to be back. I'm so excited. But not indicted. Yes, as we heard first time for a president one would hope the only time for a president once enough for the Oval Office. But the bare minimum if you want to be friends with Rupert Murdoch. Yes, you gotta be indicted or knighted. Which is the only reason that him and I are not friends. That and I don't have any spare organs for him to harvest. Which I think is the real reason why he's had so many wives. Yes. It's like a 1986 Holden Commodore. Nine No, no original parts. Yes. 1986. Great Year for Rupert Murdoch. Bob hawks government made a couple of changes to the press landscape here. 1986 was also the year that Fox Broadcasting Company was founded. 1986 was also the year that a man named Roy Cohn died. And for those of you who don't know who Roy Cohn is he was the controversial lawyer for the Cold War con artist, Senator Joseph McCarthy. He was also a man who represented at one time, Rupert Murdoch. And you guessed it, Donald Trump. Yeah, there's that axis of April for you. Yes, Roy Cohn was indicted four times before he died at age 59. That's an average of once every 15 years. The rest of us go to the dentist every 15 years or at least it Malcolm Turnbull has got a new podcast out I saw recently defending democracy. Exactly. Delight now. All you needed was review neuroma.

They kidding, we don't live in a democracy. We just have been conditioned to think that we live in a democracy and we're all participating in that game. I don't know if you read or saw anything about the Dominion lawsuit. It's just the tip of a very big melting glycemia. Hill and Knowlton PR firm in New York would cast a lot of doubt over that. Yes, Merchants of Doubt, I highly recommend that documentary if you haven't already seen it. They kept one line in there from a interviewee who said that he reads the Wall Street Journal because that is where the truth is. What? That's how they get you with the doubt. But the real irony of the pace is that the narrative they have been carefully cleverly crafting for about 40 or 50 years or so. Is to convince you all that anybody who believes in the greenhouse effect must also be a dirty socialist, or a communist. Yes, because it's Sophie's choice between the environment or the economy, between believing in material facts, or being Tony Abbott.

Like I said, Dominion tip of the iceberg, the actual documents from dominion and Fox especially, were pretty fascinating reads. It's a pretty big distraction. If you ask me, though, as if democracy as I said, wasn't already cooked. A clue is that both parties in their briefs admit that Dominion voting systems was just collateral damage. I mean, imagine being that many sheets from my pillow guy I to the wind that the actual voting system in a federal election of a superpower is just me. Yeah, the first page of Fox brief was textbook coercion. Nevermind Rupert Murdoch's half a century or so of propaganda and corrupt tos and denialism. They open with a list of all the good things that Fox has on offer. That's called bribery.

We've got Fox Sports, we've got Fox entertainment, and we've got Bob's Burgers

Now, remember, that is I might take him away from me, you wouldn't want.

Yeah, well, you also had George Pell as a columnist for the Australian. John Howard made Peter Hollingworth, the Governor General. Yeah blue. Statistically, in Australia, if you are an alleged paedophile, you are more likely to be platformed by Rupert Murdoch than you are to go to prison. Yes, very sad. Very sad indeed. And we've got a man who likes to nibble on raw onions now working for a climate change denial Think Tank. Yeah, and that might just be my new favourite oxymoron. Soon to be a literal tank, because the glaciers will melt faster than any logical thoughts will come out of that place.

Is budgie smugglers might come in handy after all tiny pretty feeble crew, I reckon. You know, when it comes to frontman, my lawyer says that I have to preface this next part with

I think, allegedly, in my honest opinion. This cruel frontman, I like the Nickelback of organised crime.

And I have to say that because I'm seriously concerned that Nickelback are going to try to sue me. Thank you

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as well, as the ribbon is getting married again at age 92.

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I believe in love

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at that age, like why would you even bother getting married? You know, other than the organs obviously, like fucking Dan,

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say, maybe he doesn't think you'll actually make it to the ceremony. He just wants one fucking Sikh bucks night.

33:08
Oh my god, awesome. People are gonna get murdered on an island that he's

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white lotus, it's set near us. That was really good.

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Does he take the blue pill or the red pill?

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The red ones a blood thinner.

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He cuts them in half and takes them both at the same time as per his doctor.

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Other than money like why would you get married to rip a murderer?

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You don't want to live in sin any longer. Have the Lord

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masochism? We'll do it too.

33:46
Well, right now we have to say goodbye to Gabby and Sammy. They gotta go to their shows.

33:51
I don't have to do my show. I just don't want to see Louis.

33:55
Please give them a round of getting to hang out after you can move down

a seats two seats for you net. Down two seats. That'd be great. All right. Great. Because you're gonna make room for two more people. But before bring them out. I want to before we bring them out.

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Do you want me to?

34:12
Yeah. Can you play soccer? Yeah. Can you play Happy Birthday? No. Because there's a young man who's come to his first comedy show. His name's Bo it's his first birthday. It's his first time at a comedy show. Teens birthday

is Bo here Oh, he's out the back. He's on the back. Happy birthday. We did that time to sing happy birthday with too many guests.

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Fedora edited remix perhaps day.

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Them All right. Let's quickly tell the story. Now. Melbourne's got a few iconic structures and that bring joy to people's lives every day. You've got the Montague Street Bridge. You've got the yellow peril. Then of course, there's the wonderful Melbourne eye, which, which people can permanently get joy from now, and I'm afraid though Melbourne, you're about to lose one of your most magnificent structures. Yes, it's time to break the news here, that the fence that Tim Smith ran into has been repaired. Yeah, for those of you who don't know, Victorian, liberal state MP, Tim Smith and 2021 drove through a fence in and into the side of a house with a blood alcohol rating of more than two times the legal limit. That's also how he got stuck into Parliament as well. He's been unable to reverse out of there to tell us the story of what the hell happened. We're joined by the owners of said house that Tim crash into Please give it up for Simone and Mike Simone and Mike, come on out here. We're gonna say welcome. Now, as quickly as you can tell us the story of this night, like what happened?

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Well, 17 months ago, 9pm. On a Saturday night, we were watching Love Island, UK or something. And

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anyway, we already know they're telling the truth, because no one would admit that if it was a lie,

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yeah, they were already expecting a car or experienced car crash.

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But we heard a car hurtling towards the house and slammed, you know, said shoot, it's hit the house, and went outside and saw the car and a guy spinning his wheels trying to reverse it and out, jumping in and out asking us to help him. I said we're getting away from this anyway. Two hours later, he's arrested. We had no idea who it was at that stage.

36:54
Wow. So did you go and try and meet this guy and try and find out who he is?

36:58
No, we were approached by a woman alleging to be his GP who came over?

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Just just she's just walking the dog. Oh, yeah. Oh, no.

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Most people are waiting five weeks to see your GP. Just got in the backseat?

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A minute away every time he crashes. And yes, so she came and spoke to us on his behalf. And what did what did she say? She taught she gave me his pas number and said that his pa would get in touch. And when I asked what the drivers name was, she said, Tim Smith. And it was so strange. I thought he she made this name up. Yes, Tim's in Smith.

37:48
So shortly after you Yeah, that happened. Did he ever kind of approach you to say, you know, I'm sorry, did he ever did he contact you?

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Not? Well, the next day, his pa called us. And when I asked how the driver was she said, Oh, he's, he's just she's just with me. Hang on. Like

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she called up to apologise to

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apologise on his behalf. Whoa,

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I imagine he was still busy with his GP who was right there.

38:17
Wow. So he didn't even he didn't make the contact.

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But he was right. He was next to the phone.

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He was there waiting, you know, in case hung over.

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The sincerest apology, of course of all is the one you get someone else to do for you.

38:35
So she

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passed the phone. She passed the phone over and then he spoken you know, was very regretful

38:42
of course, that didn't say sorry.

38:45
I can't I can't remember the exact word like a politician can't remember.

38:50
You're You're a lawyer. I am. Do you feel like the non apology apology was to make sure that they never actually admitted fault at any point. It's probably hard to ignore it possibly.

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We need to put out here that Tim Smith was at the time shadow Attorney General of Korea. And he also he also has no legal qualifications. So Simone is actually more qualified to be shadow Attorney General tends to be lazy. So how long after he crashed in the house, you put the board up on the on the fence

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while the board was put up straightaway by our insurers. And then a couple of months later we saw this Chappaquiddick sign,

39:33
right, so this is Tony Martin's tweet here, saying someone's got a sense of humour so Chappaquiddick for beginners a town in in Martha's Vineyard and very prominent us politician, drunk, drove and murdered someone and never really suffered the consequences was a bit of a big cover up at the time. I did. I love this graffiti here because it's spelt Chappaquiddick wrong, it's missing a D but they've underlined the word deck underneath, so we know exactly What was going on there? So tell us like, how has this fence caused you much kind of anxiety having this landmark on your house now

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been amazed at how many people want to selfie with it. And

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not with you with the fact you get out of the way I want this inanimate object in this beautiful photo.

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Very odd. They actually just also let's take a photo of the fence on that you can you can look online, just get it

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to get there. So it's obviously all fixed now and you when did you get the fence fixed? Just this week? It's finally been fixed and probably you know, Tim, you know, paid the pay the bill, you know, fix you up for the money for that. No.

40:37
Seems to me there's not spent a cent so

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So why are you here tonight? Like what what are you doing?

40:55
Well, we just thought, a good end to this a jovial sort of enter this this sort of a stressful seven, eight months that we could create something good out of it. I mean, we already did and got him sacked. So that was great. But the second thing is that maybe we can get some money for charity. So we're going to auction off the fence.

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Fantastic. Here at irrational fear. We had it mounted and framed. And it is ready to auction look at it. Thank you, Louis. Look at that beautiful feds. Oh my God, what do you think of it? What do you think of this?

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I think it looks great on I'm bidding.

41:37
Well, in order to help the auction, we have actually created an ad. With the voiceover courtesy of the one and only Tony Martin. Here's the ad we're going to use to kind of get this auction going.

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The a rational fair mint presents a unique opportunity to own a piece of Australian political idiocy, you can now own Kim Smith's fence cover up because he refuses to

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lay some time to reflect on reflecting on my position.

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I'm reflecting on my position made from 100% Bunnings particle board collect a piece of the sheet that covered up a hole in the fence created by a drink driving Tim Smith, maybe the worst Victorian liberal ever, if it wasn't for the whole Nazi thing. In terms of fence cover ups, it's one of the dumbest ever presented for sale to the Australian public. Like its namesake, the particle board is of low value painted on your wall as a warning about the dangers of mixing privilege and alcohol. Sit it in your dining room where your guests can be as intoxicated as someone who had a skinful and drove through a fence on their way home. Or simply put it out in the scrap heap of history where it belongs. proceeds from the sale of Tim Smith's fence cover up we'll go to the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre. Remember, if you drink and drive through a fence, you're a bloody idiot.

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Fantastic. So good. Everyone, get your phones out now scan this QR code or take a second here. Maybe got some scanning music Andy,

43:23
I was thinking something to get us more closely emotionally related to the fence.

43:32
No, take it away, Andy. No, no.

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Am I running an auction now?

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No, I'd be singing

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again, so. Here we all know this standard very odd man Andrew. I can't believe we don't all know this pre verbal stand.

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So please take a shot of that and tweet it, put it on Facebook, share it with your friends, we need to get this auction going online. It's only been up for a day. It's gonna be up for 10 days. And it's already had $100 put on it and he put it up last night. I think I started at 30 bucks and someone's already bid 100 bucks. So that is amazing. So please get the information out there. So please also give it up for Mike and Simone. And to take us out. Louis haba ladies and gentlemen.

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smooth, smooth, smooth, smooth start.

Thank you so much. Thank you, Andy. Thank you, Dan. Thank you everybody. As usual at the end of the show. It falls upon me to take on the issue. Everyone's been too scared to touch because on Friday, the world witnessed one of the most explosive moments in the history of us justice. Oh no, not that one. Not Trump. Know this. Yeah. Gwyneth Paltrow and The Curious Case of the skiing incident. How many people here followed the Gwyneth Paltrow trial? Yes. Couple of fellow fans. It was so tense. Would she be found innocent? Oh, would she be found guilty. But those who don't know the case, I'll try to catch you up on it as quickly as possible. Here on a Utah ski slope. We see Terry Sanderson, a 74 year old retired optometrist. Here we see Gwyneth Paltrow, Academy Award winning snake oil merchant. Here on the side, we see the Paltrow children, Apple Mosers, and another one with a fucking insane name. Now, Terry Sanderson here Your Honour, has accused Ms. Paltrow have running into the back of him. Gwyneth Paltrow is counted claiming the Terry Sanderson scene here, in fact, crashed into the back of her Welcome to Lauren order VIP. I love this trial. I loved it so much. It was good. It's most enjoyable low stakes drama since Shakespeare in Love the whole case was just rich people bullshit. It was like watching a polo player. Sue is own horse. Terry Sanderson was originally suing Gwyneth Paltrow for $3 million for broken ribs, brain injury and damages. What kind of damages? Did Terry Sanderson suffer? I'm glad you asked. He was no longer able to enjoy wine tastings. Now Gwyneth Paltrow was countersuing him for a symbolic $1. Now, what was her suffering that made she had to do the countersue It's

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unfair that Mr. Sanderson has brought this case against you? I do. And he has deterred you from enjoying the rest of what was a very expensive vacation.

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While I lost half a day of skiing.

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Sad stuff. I actually think Gwyneth is much tougher than she's pretending to be here. I do kind of think you can handle anything if you've been on several seasons of Glee. But Sandersons lawyers actually used this $1 symbolic claim to try to track Gwyneth in a lie. They wanted her to admit that she stole the idea from alleged friend Taylor Swift, which Gwyneth Paltrow denies roll tape. Are you good friends with Taylor Swift?

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No. overruled,

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you're not good friends with Taylor Swift.

48:20
I would not say we're good friends. We are friendly. I take my kids. I've taken my kids to one of her concerts before, but we don't talk very often.

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Now in a deeply unreliable court case. This was a moment I could actually understand, because there's the Triple J employee. I too, had had to downplay my relationship with Taylor Swift. On Friday, the court found in favour of Gwyneth Paltrow go innocent and she got her $1 Justice was served. Or was it because I think maybe Johnny law Mr. Trick here, because Sure, Gwyneth isn't guilty of hitting an idiot on a mountain. But that doesn't mean she's innocent of all crimes, because I think she should be locked away for goop. Their victims are well moisturised. Are you familiar with goop everyone here familiar with goop? For anyone who isn't goop is Gwyneth Paltrow is wellness website where she sells overpriced snake oil to the kind of idiots who go to court over a skiing accident. Now here's some of the things that Gwyneth Paltrow sells on Google Now, before I show you the first one, let me ask you Who here has ever bought themselves a baguette? And then thought to themselves Damn this paper bag around this bag yet? It's simply too crazy. Clean If only there was something that I could put my baguette in. There was a little softer a little silkier. A little smoother. Well guess what? You're in luck because goop has a satin baguette holder if you think she shouldn't be in prison for that yet. Wait till you find out how much it costs $377 That's real What about this this beautiful combination sitting and sexing device Now admittedly, it is a stunning piece. Beautiful for every home, but it will set you back $44,800 That's an expensive footstool ladies and gentlemen. You can pick up a cheap one for IKEA does the job just as well. She also sold a candle that smells like her vagina. We all remember this. I hope. It wasn't just me typing in vagina candles, who's released one. Now, here's what I think was a big shame out of this court case, how on earth how on earth did Terry Sandersons lawyers have Gwyneth Paltrow under oath and not ask her who had to smell her vagina to make that candle

but goop also does make some actual criminal health claims. They claim that these bodies stickers use the same conductive carbon material that NASA uses. Now I'm sure NASA sticker department is very busy trying to whip out this technology. But it chief NASA scientists saw this and called it other bullshit groups of course, they're famous Jade eggs. This was taken today they're actually on sale. So he only wants to get a jade egg Today's the day. If you don't know what the famous Jade eggs are, they are eggs made of jade that you put up your vagina. They were so dangerous that they ended up having to pay people out $145,000 I thought that will get a lot but just had people going. Oh,

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there was everyone with a jade egg inside.

52:43
Those people can buy three of the six doors.

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Now these sorts of court cases are more than just a little oopsie they're a big goop see. I knew that wouldn't but I knew it wasn't gonna work but I don't care that one was

52:59
filho I tried to get an

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alpha. Okay. It's more than just a little oopsie it's actually a big Guzzi.

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No, I liked it the first time

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when I saw this lamp on goop that claims to optimise your circadian rhythms for the low low price of $1,300. I thought of course about Australia's Gwyneth Paltrow, Pete Evans. Remember when he tried to sell a lamp that you had COVID for $15,000? Now think about this. If Pete Evans who was being sued for hurting someone in a freak, rollerblading accident, I don't know would we be cheering if he walked free? I mean, you'd be cheering if he rollerbladed free. But that's just for the visual magnificence of the moment. But no, of course not. You'd see it as an opportunity missed to lock up a villain. Letting Gwyneth Paltrow walk free was a mistake. And I believe we'll look back on this moment as the justice systems sliding doors moment. Much like the head film sliding doors starring her how we'll all live to regret the day we didn't put her behind sliding bars. Thank you very much. Thank you. Lois is

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no feed big thank you to all of our incredible guests today. Andy McClellan, Louis have a great time. That's what I reckon. Mike and Mel, who knew where did you guys come from Savvy shock Abby bought, please go see these folks at the Comedy Festival. Also, please share the link to the auction. Until next week. There's always something to be scared of good night.

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Mandy Nolan.
Mel Buttle
Lewis Hobba
Mark Humphries
Dan Ilic
And Dr Jessie Christiensen

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The following programme contains medium coarse language and traces of nuts. A rational fear recommends listening by immature audiences. Comedians experts laughing at the world as it burns down

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from the World Science Festival in Brisbane. Rocheleau fear

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tonight's Queensland premier Anastasia paler shade has announced audacious Net Zero plan, which includes no working light bulbs or the gamma by 2030. It's been revealed that Martian soil may have all the nutrients to grow rice smoother the Mars rover. The next vehicle to go to the surface of Mars will be a sushi train and samples of an asteroid collected by the Japanese probe Ryugu tested positive for a component of RNA less surprising. The asteroid also tested positive for HPV. Everyone's got it. Live from the World Science Festival in Brisbane. This is our rational rational

Welcome to rational fear. I'm your host former head of the CSI roads department of compromise Dan which and this is the podcast that laughs in the face of humanity's biggest challenges. And we are at the World Science Festival in Brisbane. I have no idea why they let us come let's just call it an experiment and we'll move on. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight not content with making jokes on stage she decided she wanted to join the Joker's in Parliament. It's comedian and former candidate for the Greens Mandy Nolan.

Tonight, Mandy, you're going to be talking about conspiracy theories. What's your favourite?

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My favourite would be when someone put on the community Facebook page where I live asking for a diet of how to get the trackers out of the meat I love that one.

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All right now you would have seen her on the 100 you would have seen her and would I lie to you you would have seen her and question everything. But to anyone under the age of 30. She provides the moral authority that is mom on tick tock Please give it up a male bottle

now you're gonna be talking through science and maths as they are a core part of the STEM education system. But are they necessary? No, not at all. And he is one of Australia's most powerful satirical comedians, which is why the government tells the ABC that he can only perform once a fortnight for two minutes at a time from 730 It's Mark Humphries.

Mark Mark if the government were allowed you to perform once a week on the ABC what would happen? Oh, the

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colonists News Corp would lose their mind and here

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is your they haven't lost them.

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After the New South Wales election, they've lost nearly everything. Oh look at the oil the inside audience I've come to love

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I'm sorry. That is disgusting. Pig like filthy Newscorp column is sitting on this very panel tonight. Oh, we forgot. Yeah, let me be a little lefty conference.

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I've always thought you were a mole. Alright, here we go. Next. fear monger has a very particular set of skills that she's acquired over a very long career skills and make her a nightmare. For undiscovered planets. She's discovered more planets than any woman alive or dead. She is Jessie Christian.

Dr. Jesse Christmas in my mistake. The good doctor tell us if you're a planet out there, what's the best way to stay hidden?

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Well, I think we're going to hear about some gas stove controversy tonight. And most plants that we found have a lot of gas. So I would just say dump that gas as fast as

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good policy everywhere dump that gas. And when it comes to science and Triple J, there's only one man that comes to mind. And that's Dr. Carr. And our next guest has met Dr. Carl Lewis. How is this true? You've met Dr. Carr.

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I had met Dr. Carl, but he has faced blindness. He hasn't remembered me one.

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That's right, proceed for next year or something like that.

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Then we leave those sorts of words to the side.

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Up on stage tonight we've got DJ Dylan bein from the news fighters podcast. Coming up later in the podcast, we're gonna be grilling Jesse about aliens and the most affordable places to buy a home in the universe. But first here is a message from this week's sponsor.

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via this week's first fear the culture was evolving. No one does culture was like Americans. And now there's a new front you can enlist in, you're probably familiar with all the other cultural wars and how they kind of break down the middle of kind of political boundaries left versus right. Democrat versus Republican. For instance, you're either in favour of guns, or you're in favour of graduating Primary School. Either you're in favour of universal health care, or you're in favour of selling a kidney to pay for Band Aid. Either you think masks will help curb COVID-19 Or you think drinking bleach will. And but there's one thing that both of these groups can agree on. And that is the solution to most of these problems involves thinking and praying a lot. Now there is a new weapon in the culture wars or a new front end. Heavier, heavier, lighter is ready. It's all about gas. Yeah, gas stoves, specifically natural gas stoves. Now in January this year, when an official from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission made an offhand comment in a podcast that if gas stoves couldn't be made safe, they would consider a ban Americans on the right lost their collective brains because, like toddlers, if Americans are told not to touch a stove, that's what they want to do. They want to touch it. You can imagine a canyon, you know, like people like on the right going, Oh, if the White House comes to my gas stove, they can pry it out of my cold dead hands. Some of you laughed. But that's that's what happened. These Ronnie Jackson from Texas, he accidentally said that. If the maniacs in the White House come from my stove, they can pry from my cold dead hands. Come and take it.

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If you're touching a gas stove and your hands are cold, it's already gone. Yes.

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Ronnie Jackson, he's from Texas. But he sounds familiar where it says Ronnie Jackson guy from again. How do we know? Ronnie Jackson, the congressman and former chief medical adviser to President Trump. Oh, right. Yeah. This guy knows what he's talking about. Ted Cruz even passed a bill. The gas stove protection and freedom act as if gastos was some kind of like founding father but was like, but we're also an endangered species. And congratulations to everyone in the audience who had gas stoves having more rights than women this year in America. Well done. celebrity chefs got into the protests and attach themselves to their own gas stoves.

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In response to the Biden administration suggested proposal to ban all natural gas stoves, stoves, in households commercial kitchens, I have taped myself to the stove and I will stay taped to this stove until the idea is completely eliminated from everybody's minds.

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I'll be here nothing says commitment like sticky tape.

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That'd be great for his dating profile ladies a man who takes himself to the stove

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What will you do for your loved ones? Yeah,

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really like if you go to like lock the gate or something in Australia with their handcuffs themselves. Like they'll courage ourselves to the gate

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almost committed Yeah. This is what they're fighting for. Right. So recent studies in the United States and in Australia have shown that gastos were responsible for 12% of childhood asthma cases that's kind of comparable to living with a smoker and also when Cooking without ventilation, dangerous levels of gas buildup in the home. And that is comparable to living with a Sky News viewer. I think I prefer the secondhand smoke to be honest. And let's not forget oh sorry, Mel said let's not forget that natural gas is just methane with a new name, right? It's the product name for gas, you know, much like natural coal, natural crude oil and natural uranium, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, natural yum, yum, yum. And here's the thing. Natural gas is 80 times more potent as a greenhouse gas than co2. It traps heat, but a great, much greater length, but also for a shorter period of time. So next time you fart, please hashtag keep it in.

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Dan, do you know? Do you know where most of the methane in the atmosphere comes from?

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No, I assumed it was McDonald's.

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You're you're pretty close. It's cow farts?

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Yes. cow farts? Yes.

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The all of the head the herds of cattle around the world fighting all the time. And that's Yes.

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So you're saying we should take ourselves to a cows?

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To keep in

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mind, you'll have to pry this

out I'm just gonna put my tummy in here.

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Louis, hashtag keep it in. Why didn't anyone tell us that burning fossil fuels in your own can be bad for your health in the environment. It's almost as if there's a group of well organised rich people intent on selling us a product that kills us how retro? Here's the thing, though, this is a crazy thing, right? The American Gas Association, they says they don't actually even want to sell that much gas. What they're interested in doing is providing the infrastructure to sell gas. What they want to do is get politicians to mandate the gas infrastructure be attached to every home as an option, because that's where the money is building the stuff. You know, in Australia, that means that's about 5 million homes that have gas pipelines terminating at their houses. But what about Australian politicians? What do they even like us? Gas Gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas. Gas gas? Yes, yes.

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All right. Yeah, I had to when I was young is banty. In the greens, we have to say coal and we have to say stop coal and gas a lot. Like that. 500 days on the day, I got to the point where I said, it's so much I have to stop calling gas. What have you been doing? I've been stopping coal and gas on and I like filling up my diesel Jeep stopping garlic, it's a win to an osteopath. And he said I've got to do a manoeuvre and it might actually release some coal and gas. And I know it's we've got to stop it. The scary

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in Australia, you know, we laughed at the bleach joke before but you know, during COVID I don't know if you remember this government thought they could stop COVID By building a gas pipeline. The gas lead recovery was something that was designed to stop a respiratory disease. I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

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It was only it was only gas to the node though it wasn't

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the gas industry isn't taking this lying down. They've seen a lot of this research come out. So they've got the influencers on board. They're encouraging and paying influencers to posts with the hashtag cooking with gas. We've got some wonderful influencers up here who are cooking with gas, which is amazing. And here's this here's a slide from the campaign brief to the influencers. They want to target sub segments during key moments in time, like summer, autumn, winter, spring. I think what they're trying to say is all the time some are promising families you can see what they're actually promising these families like a 12% rise in asthma or total ecological destruction. It's hard to tell. And here is our theory some Australian accounts as well. You'll find someone who posts from block contestants, this woman doing gas fueled yoga, who she is, you can see her here in the sellout pose. And if you look carefully, she's got very inflexible morals. Don't worry, don't worry, this person actually isn't real. She's just a stock photo that companies use. It's really this is the most authentic and engaging idea that the gas industry has had since they released a rap video in 1988 called cooking with gas. I'm going to play some of it for you. I should stress this is real. The thing goes for four minutes don't worry we'll we'll get out of it before gas cooking with gas cooking with gas we all cook better when we're cooking with gas is so hot. It's not on when it's off. It's the only way to cook. That's what I was not accused of that he should have to know the past nine out of 10 chefs only cook that was that to say Can I cook my way? The benefits would have to tell her really make the day so listen last because we're gonna go back here are all the reasons you should cook with gas. I cook with gas because I'm in control. The flank could be a gentleman there are a lot of reasons to COVID Genki kids going for olive harbour just even hates it. She's crying already. I know I'll leave I know darling. But when you know that it's a real rap. They're the Full lyrics you can you can look them up online if you want to. It really exists. They press they've even printed vinyl. Even the phrase now you're cooking with gas. It's been around a long time. It's been in advertising for ages back in 1939. A gas executive coined it and gave it to sorry olive

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because that's her future

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she's noticeably upset about gas gas Waco. I mean, you're from Queens and you know there's a character in in Bundaberg. He dresses up as coal and he wishes the kids Good night on Channel Seven is like

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I think that's the man

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out of my brain went How do I get a gig

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so not in 39. It was coined by a gas executive and he got them on radio shows Jack Benny and Bob Hope and that's where now you're cooking with gas came from way back in 1939 1939. Remember that it was back when co2 in the atmosphere was only 311 parts per million. The point is is taken 80 years and this is slowly changing, right the narrative around gas is changing. But what the electrify everything crowd need is not more reports they kind of just need a wrap. To do that. We made one we found some of the same people who were in the 98 wrap. It was hard not everyone was available understandably most likely it doesn't go for four minutes so let's let's roll the tape

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cooking with gas cooking with gas making an ad

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that was cooking with gas

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at first I thought that gas was cool until I got held back in school diagnosed with asthma lung condition ADHD No wonder I could distract cooking with gas gas we've all got problems because we're cooking with gas carbon monoxide nitrogen dioxide particulate matter of fact my favourites formaldehyde killing substances are entering your brain because

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you're cooking in your house with

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cooking with gas cooking with gas our bodies are off because we're cooking with gas.

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On the big gas man tellin politicians to use gas whenever they can to reduce damages to a bank balance. Even renaming effects and dealing with gas killing with gas methane accelerates global warming so.

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Please give it up for Mandy Nola.

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Thank you. Something that Dan didn't tell you is I come from a little town in northern New South Wales called Mullumbimby Do you know people that judge me the guy looking at you all up yourself with your registered car

driving my immunised children to send to lay not a big lineup where I am. But you would have seen when when I was running last year I think was about a year ago. It was a big push because we had a lot of epic. A lot of conspiracist. Does anyone do you have anyone because we know them. Like I have a friend. That's one. You know, she's a fuckwit. But she's still a friend. And what happens is like in a city, like you don't need to keep in a small area. You've got to keep your fuckwits close. Close she like she gets freaked out like she'd go to me. She goes don't get vaccinated. She goes That's the government trying to give you 5g And she goes into self assembling chip mandates a gel chip that comes in and then it goes around and assembles in your body. And he's saying the government's doing this. She goes yeah, I mean, is that the same government that can't get fibre optic cable to my home? That government talking them up? Hey, I'd be really impressed. I was so impressed because I thought I'm gonna get All the vaccinations because I live in a regional area coverage is shit and I thought next time I come out for a campaign I can go like tethered to my tits like I'll be the human example of connectivity like come on but she gets this particular friend gets freaked out and I knew I drove in the other day and you know when you see like I saw I saw like a big plume in the sky and I went off the chem trail people are going to be busy today because she she would freak out every time I put a picture of a cloud because there's I don't know that can see this a lot of menopausal women here and when you you reach an age where you see a cloud and you went on fuck I have to photograph that people will want to see that on Facebook which is ironic because the sky is like the original fucking internet we can all see it to comment on and so I put every time I put a cloud up she's straight on she's bang on a gun. Oh my god. She goes that's not that's not a cloud bendy that's that's the camera and I have to say like she didn't study kind of shoot she didn't do so she's not working for the bomb. She didn't study meteorology or in I think she did massage at Tufts she didn't finish and she's always saying that that's a cloud you know that's so that's a chem dry so what do you think is happening she gets all this the government spraying us and I said why she goes on to dumb us down

well that would be a waste of sprite

it I love the confidence of a community like where I live like those 3000 people probably Max sort of living in the liberal region in the country town. And you're going that way actually think we're being smart with that subversive the government's like, oh, fuck, get in the plane again. We're gonna have to come on, Barry, we're gonna have to fucking spray Mullumbimby again

I just wish like, I've lived there for 2030 years and people aren't big believers in the chemicals, you know, as far as deodorant, et cetera. And I understand that I do get it but sometimes in summer I think Fuck What Are They Spraying because they just put some Rick Simon are in there

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long as what's up with this conspiracy theorists in Australia? Like, are we seeing more of them because of social media? Or are they actually more of them? Do you think?

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I reckon is actually more of them. I've been there was a New South Wales election, I was out at the polls sort of handing out and there's some batshit crazy people that that there. There was one guy and he was like, the handing out for the kind of completely one guy's theory was and this is history. We're going What do you do? He wants to do logging. But he goes, what do you do about the quality because you take the koalas out, cut the forest down and put the koalas back on the stumps? And he told me he worked for 30 years in bio warfare, and I went you fucking did not. But he got 1000 votes. Literally got 1000 35,000 I just added a few I did my

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bio warfare is taking a while is that a forest and cutting it down? I'm putting a coil back like maybe he just doesn't know what by

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where I live amongst the hippies. That fucking his bio warfare. You touch a koala. It's done

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by koalas got chlamydia. So it's throwing koalas at your enemies a good way of doing Yeah.

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worried me during that the pandemic is that it made me think that actually maybe we are all conspiracy theorists. We're just waiting for the global event to unlock it in us. So that we all might have something that actually is our sort of our personal conspiracy. Well,

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let me ask you that, like, what is a conspiracy theory that you think? Sure right now it's crazy. But if it was to be debunked, and to be true, you would go I don't do that all the time. Is it? Is it one of these? Was there one in particular?

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I like the there's no such thing as Australia conspiracy theory. That's a good one. Have you seen that one? Yeah, a bunch of people in America who just don't think Australia's real so be prepared for that too? Because I reckon I've come around a bit on Aliens. I must admit I got a

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real How do you? How do you mean you've come around an alien.

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I didn't much like them at all. Now I've met a few face to face. Back to where they came from.

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Basically what happened is that they took towels up into the thing and you are attached

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no talk to me because I like services. The footage has come out of the all the pilot footage and the new tire stuff. I'm like, Oh no, they're real. They're real. They might be

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here. They're not here, but they're real. Well.

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What about the lizard one I love that there's the lizard people and the royal family of lizards. I just think, I just think and Kerry Packer was the lizard and I went talk he was he was

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I mean, I've been accused of being conspiracy theorists, because I've maintained for many years that there was a two week period in the 90s, where Richard Wilkins wore an eyepatch. There's no photographic evidence, but I remember

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everyone this is

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hypothesis. Science is slightly cooler than Matt's equipment used for the experiment, my brain method thinking in some googling. Let's try and press juicy. Results. Here we go. Science is defined as the pursuit and application of loading small bits of paper with your Bunsen burner without the teacher noticing. Wisdom maths can be defined as I don't know some shit about the area of a rectangle who gives a fuck honestly but both rely on logical investigation to solve problems but maths differs from science because in maths you would need to provide your own fire starting device. There are unfortunately no Bunsen burners in maths or excursions or anything cool ever. The most dangerous thing in a math classroom is the teacher's coffee breath, followed closely by the wrongly named compass. This tool can be used to stab holes in your eraser engrave your name on a desk or make threats to other children. It is alleged that the compass can be used to draw circles also sounds like a job for tracing around a cup to me. Big compass that's just one of the many differences between science and maths. Both are often described as being used to prove observations and model physical process. Maps can also be described if three equals B and four equals a. What does x equal? I don't know mate. I'm over here in science learning about how not to get pregnant seems a little bit more important doesn't it?

Let's let's romance a bone. Sure. Maths is older than science. Okay, big warp. Not everything old is good at take my mum for example. She thinks that Instagram stories are being personally sent to her. She says things like carpet cold keep sending me photos. The rugs on my phone know that this is a quote from from Darwin, a mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't even there or boom roasted mascot that maths teachers walk home at 5pm with huge old headphones on eating a cheese stick even though they're in their 30s science teachers however, own a car and are often able to produce evidence of a partner. maths teachers have been replaced by Google and they know it right I'll prove it to you. Here we go. So you know in maths you remember back in high school maths when from about eight to 10 You just spent like every day on triangles all day was triangles, just triangles coming at you every triangle outside of a triangle inside what you know, what's the angle of nonstop triangles, right? Math teachers, they just love triangles right? And I checked out of maths you might have picked up a bit of angle there towards maths in my opening remarks I didn't like math so what I did was I just gave up and I just did I didn't have any interest in math my maths teacher called me out she goes male I can say that you're not doing any work and you've got a test coming up and we're doing like I don't know the angle thing of a triangle it goes you're gonna need to know this. This is a life skill okay. And I was I was in your town I was very bold I said sorry Mrs. Muslim he I don't mean to disrespect your your subject area. But what we're doing now with the angles of a size of a little fucking triangle is never going to be part of my life. She goes Oh, isn't it? Isn't it just this is what they love to do. They'd love to give you an example though. maths teachers love to go and let me give you an example of when you would use this right? And the example is always exactly exactly the same. This is example I give you ready This is what Mr. Muslim he said. Okay mil, you are doing some renovations on your house. And there's a little triangle shaped gap in the tiles in the bathroom. Yeah. And you need to tell the person that the towel shop what size triangle, you need to put in that little towel shaped gap and you don't want to buy a whole square metre of tile Do you know you just want to go down to the tile shop and you want to measure the little gap and work out the exact size until the person next size triangle shape told that you needed you won't be able to do that metal unless you pay attention to what we're doing now. Let's jump back to reality for just a minute. That sounds like a problem that can be fixed by putting a bath mat over

number two if I can't afford a square metre of tile How the hell am I paying for these extensive renovations I think we got bigger fish to fry number three I also know that if I need a very affordable square metre of tile to have a practice cut on to get my triangle right, I can just go to Frank Walker national tile and for 99 If I've got a square metre or fully important Italian porcelain finally I will leave you on this if I'm ever doing maths in a bathroom. Oh come on. There's only one type of maths that we in showbiz doing a bathroom and that is how do you split a bag into three lines. Now battle thank you so rational

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female is something in school that you learned that that you've never used as an adult.

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We you know nine for some reason we had four science teachers in the space of a month something was like the drummer's in spinal tap, they all just something happened to them. And I remember on the third or fourth science teacher, he came in one day and said it was his first day with us is it now guys, I don't know what's going on here. But I get the sense I'm not gonna be here very long. So if I am here for only one day, I'm going to teach you how to memorise the first 20 elements of the periodic table. And he taught us this mnemonic which was h heliborne. can often no Miguel sips clock it. Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen. And so he was only if one day I couldn't tell you anything else about the three four years I did have science, but I can give you those 20 bucks and

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use that as an adult.

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I mainly use it on game shows and Mandy

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I think it was geography and we learned the three different types of

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rocks literally was gonna say the same thing. Sedimentary who has ever done this yet and Morphe Yeah, everybody.

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What about conglomerate?

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Oh, is that a rock?

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No, we didn't get conglomerate. I'm sorry. That's out.

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What about Johnson sorry.

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Sounds like something you get when you got IBS?

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I feel like that should be how all schooling works is teachers become like travelling theatre troops. Every teacher just does one day at school. And they go, here's the one thing you need to know. And then they move on. As a student every day, you're like, oh, we gotta get to that.

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You find something vaguely apocalyptic. This could be the last day

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what would be that thing? My thing would be please pay your taxes. Is there one thing that's missing from the school curriculum that that I think it's how

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to talk to tradesmen?

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Yeah, that's my goal. If you can't talk to the tradesmen you need.

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Exactly Oh, yeah. No, I think it's like

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learn French German and tradie

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go to a tradesperson in France, about robots but use the Sydney in Australia.

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How many coffees do you have to let them use the toilet delivering their own water? I don't know. That covered off

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well, hang on a second.

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I think I think I can think I can hear something. Oh my god.

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Oh, ladies and gentlemen, it's winds time. Oh, please. Welcome to the stage the man whose career is going so well.

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Thank you, thank you for that generous introduction of who you were. Yesterday. it's quiz time. And we've got some fabulous contestants on stage tonight. Would you please stand up remember poster contest?

So, we've got a series of questions. Some of them are vaguely science related, some of them with more of a political slant. And the rules are very simple. I'll read out the question and a series of possible answers. If you could wait till all the answers are read out before putting your hand up, because that's where all the jokes are. Okay, all right, we ready? Question one. If all the climate modelling shows that we should open zero new coal mines to avoid certain death, how many new coal mines Would you open? If you were the Queensland Government? Is it a zero? B? Zero, c zero or D 18. Anyone guess Mandy

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I know this one. I think it's D 18. To donation pay only one so it's at

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18 That's correct. Well, their mandate

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the Queensland Government's paying for this gig as many as they want oh

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that's that invoice is gonna take a while to go through Yes, Mel if you could sort of bulk invoice for the two of us

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like a minor you just keep digging

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let's move on to question two showers. Question two how often is a one in 500 year flood Oh,

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I see what we're playing here you're actually doing pointless

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Oh no, you're gonna get our climate podcast cancelled.

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Louis please. So how often is a one in 500 year flood is it a one in 500 years if you are Scott Morrison be one in 1000 years if you ask former New South Wales premier Dominic Paris a see one in 3500 years if you ask Barnaby Joyce or D seemingly once every fucking week these days

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he wants to go D again.

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I lived through it we got to in a month to a month

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so we'll go with not quite every week is full

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I think we'll get well except for Mandy

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winning this bogus quiz

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every time you get it right all right. And uh, when

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I need to sit back because I feel like I'm like hogging the

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No. I got a question for Jesse. You know, you live in LA LA area. You would have experienced some wild weather lately. What's it been like for place? It never rains to be raining so much lately?

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Oh, okay. Yeah, wet stuff keeps coming out of the sky. Every day. You get up on it. There's more wet stuff coming out of the sky. It's really confusing. How does the sky hold that much where it's coming from again and again? Have you

38:11
been filming it and go on these fucking counts?

Question three, according to the Reserve Bank estimates what is the level of inflation expected to be this year? Is that a $8 blue tick? The $10 Iceberg lettuce. We'll see quarter of a million dollar Bureau of Meteorology name change

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welcome to Bay

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can I find a friend I think it works at the Bureau I'll accept that Bureau totally forgot that salary happened.

38:59
All right. Clive Palmer. Palmer

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still popular out here.

39:08
All right. Clive Palmer spent $100 million to get one senator elected last year. What is that Senators name? Is it a dynamic be David Mamet see Ralph Babbitt his real name gets lost. Day sister Back to Back in the Habit. Anyone

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to back to back

39:41
into the habit. So just to recap, that's Mandy to Lewis One Dan one. Isn't this thrilling?

39:55
One was it was

39:56
Ralph Bapt. There's another question here. A question so before it's all about from here before entering Parliament United Australia party Senator Ralph Babbitt

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sounds like something you get doesn't get a little bit around

40:24
that's all quite common

40:33
All right before entering parliament, Senator Ralph Babbitt thought the crossbench was a the seats between the government and opposition or be a piece of fitness equipment.

40:48
I don't reckon he's seen fitness equipment.

40:53
We'll give it to Ralph. Yes. Okay. Thank

40:55
you. Yeah.

40:56
All right. Let's say that he knew what a real estate agent on the weekends or said someone else. He was a real estate agent. But he he still He works there on the weekends. I'm pretty sure he got. He got in trouble for it recently. They were like, oh, you can't have another job route. But he's like I just help out on the weekends.

41:12
Is what's amazing is going from real estate agent to postseason. He went from like, second most despised profession to most despised.

41:20
When a real estate agent turned up recently at the like, turf rally, you're like a fucking course.

41:27
Okay, couple more questions. I this was a little complicated, so you'll need to listen very carefully. All right now in 2017, then water Minister Barnaby Joyce approved an $80 million purchase of two water licences. These licences belonged to a Cayman Islands based company set up by Angus Taylor, who subsequently became Australia's energy minister. Keeping that in mind how many staffers as Barnaby Joyce impregnated?

One one is correct. Well know that we know allegedly, exactly.

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I decided I was going to run for politics. I said, look, it's not about climate change. I just want to have sex with Barnaby Joyce. So I can make him lie back and go you know, lie back Barnaby and think of New England. You said dad joke, and then I'd walk off leave him there.

42:27
Now we've reached the final question. And do you believe in fight, it's all tied up? Can you believe it's a Who am I question. So who am I? Until recently, I was a hairdresser and extremely amateur welder. i Some of you ahead of me. I took on these jobs despite already having a job. I also took on five other jobs of my colleagues while having this job. I recently took on a global speaking job despite the fact that I again still have a job. Despite all these jobs, I will be best remembered for my catchphrase, that's not my job.

43:15
Who could it be 321 of the audience are.

43:32
Excellent, our interview guests this afternoon is one of Australia's biggest and best brains there a legit NASA scientist right here. spent four years on the Kepler programme. Our next guest has made it her mission to organise the universe she spent 10 years building and running the NASA exoplanet archive. She was superstar all week here at the Brisbane science festivals playing the sellout crowds all week. We're lucky enough to have her here. Please give it up for Dr. Jesse Kritsa.

First of all, let's get some basics out of the way quickly. Mars it's not named after the planet Mars. Or capsuleer.

44:10
Yes, no, I My mind was blown. Genuinely blown. Like all caps on Twitter. Mars bars are not named after either the planet or the God. They're named after a dude named Mars. I feel robbed for some guy named Mars and their Mars bars.

44:28
Let's also get back to planets in our local area of Pluto. It's not coming up not coming back as a planet.

44:34
Now Sorry, sorry. I you know, I wasn't old enough to vote in the 2000 referendum and I also wasn't old enough to vote in the 2006 vote for whether Pluto was a planet or not. But they demoted Pluto. It still exists. It's still out there. They've just called it like there's a different bucket that they've put it in called dwarf planet to this planets and dwarf planets. It gets to be the first of its kind.

44:55
Can you say that anymore? Like don't have to use another word

45:00
I believe the correct term is little person planet. That's where Andrew Denton lives now. He's afraid

45:09
he was offended. I can't because I know so little about science. I can't tell if you're joking. Was there a vote? Yeah, there

45:16
was a vote yes. At the International Astronomical Union in 2006. All of the astronomers got together. They argued for five days, most of them went home and whoever was left voted, and they demoted Pluto in a vote.

45:28
Wow. So you said you weren't old enough. So how old you have to be the vote on

45:32
old enough to be an eminent enough astronomer, astronomer that you're allowed into the International Astronomical Union? I was still a student. Yeah, no serious business. So is

45:41
there any chance if we can pay not enough we could get?

45:45
I mean, technically would be allowed. And actually, there's a bunch of astronomers who would be on your side, the ones who had to leave the capital.

45:55
Did any of those astronomers care that they ruined the way I remember planets? My very easy memory DJEGAL saves us naming.

46:05
Many astronomers were very sad. Yeah. And I apologise to everyone who's personally affected means dramatised by this decision, how do you feel

46:11
about Pluto? Why do you think that Pluto should be planted?

46:16
Well, if you look at what so for Pluto, okay, let's talk about it. So you have the sun and you have the eight planets that are going around the sun, they're all orbiting the sun in circles. And in the same plane, it's like a big pancake. And they're all circles that get bigger and bigger and bigger out from the sun. Pluto is on a big angle, and it's on big oval shaped orbit. So it actually looks quite different from the planets

46:37
and what the lovin feels like me.

46:41
Exactly. And you don't want to be lumped in with all the normies. So what happened was, we started finding more and more of these objects that were inclined and on these big oval orbits, and they were like, ah, are they planets? Are they something new. So that's why they came up with this new designation dwarf planet and Pluto just got read got kicked out of the planet club and into the dwarf planet club. I understand scientifically that classification. I think for historical purposes, we should have just left Pluto was a planet just because it's just created a big mess. No one's happy that dogs not happy. Not happy. It's just bad. It's bad press.

47:16
You're you're working exoplanets. So for everyone who doesn't know like me? What is the term exoplanet about what does it mean? Just to get a definition out?

47:24
Yeah, so these are planets outside our solar system? Mostly we find them around the other stars in the sky. But we have also found rogue planets. free floating planets that are just out there floating in between the stars probably got kicked out of planetary systems. Who knows why

47:39
they sovereign planet?

47:46
Craig chemtrails. Yeah. Let's talk about JW S T. Sure. The James Webb Space Telescope No, we shouldn't call it that, right? I'll call it JW S T. All right. 15 years ago, it was like hard to find an exoplanet. Now it's a lot easier. How has JW st changed that for you.

48:05
So database, it is more of a characterization instrument than a discovery instrument. So Kepler, for instance, discovered 1000s of the planets in its survey. But what JW T will do is allow us to look at each one of those planets in exquisite detail and actually measure their atmospheres and look at their surfaces in a way that we couldn't ever do before.

48:24
Yeah, and how has it changed? How has that changed your work? Like kind of what you do?

48:27
Yeah, so at the exoplanet archive, what we do is keep track of all of the planets that we found outside our solar system and everything we know about them and so far we've mostly only known really basic stuff so kind of how big they are their temperature not much more than that, but with jadibooti because we're going to find so much more information we're actually building a whole new environment at the archive to put all this new kind of atmosphere information so what molecules and what layers are in the atmosphere and what's the wind speed and is there a cloud or not?

48:54
Are they matter call they're gonna save us soldiers.

48:58
Were like the Bureau for measuring the weather on these planets.

49:02
Have you found any that you liked? The like, Oh, that looks nice. Like oh yeah, I believe they're

49:10
literally every planet we found so if I will kill you painfully. Mostly slowly, but definitely paying.

49:15
I mean, this one's doing that to all of us already.

49:18
Yeah, frankly, there's an argument about whether Earth is habitable

49:22
earlier in the show

49:28
I'm given up Kato factors

49:34
wow, I had five kids not a good idea. Wouldn't it be a bit like and this is something I've thought of, you know, you think about do you get really stoned ever and like get on the telescope. To see if I had access I would be fully rolling one up and getting on my telescope and thinking about I don't know if this is scientific right? Not Not yet. It didn't need to awesome and before I was stoned when this happened, right and I was standing in a shadow and I thought the shadow happened immediately after the object a doughnut, but is that the future

50:19
do I need to be stoned right now for that?

50:21
I think it will really help

you anyway, I was just wondering about whether the do you need to see intelligent life? Do you actually got like, Could you Could we actually not be able to perceive it? That's a very real stoner question but maybe maybe it's far more evolved maybe we are but dust I can tell I've taken acid as well.

50:54
So whether or not we would know life when we saw it is not a stoner question that is a legit and very important scientific question

51:06
we found out you hit for the Bureau during the aliens are looking at us and look what they're doing to the planet and they are killing themselves to a very intelligent, do you think they would rank us quite low?

51:19
You know, honestly, it's probably a phase all toddler civilizations go through the aliens, like are there at that point? Okay, we'll come back in like 5 billion years, and they've sorted when they've discovered renewable energy. It'll all be great. We'll all

51:31
be eating cake with three arms by then.

Man, it's so fascinating. What's like the most enjoyable part of your gig every day. Like what? What's the kind of thing that gives you a joy,

51:45
I get to find new planets around other stars. So when I first was thinking about astronomy, and what I wanted to do was write when they was discovering the first exoplanets. And I loved the planets of our solar system like that. You could go outside and see features like rings and moons and, and all sorts of exciting things. And it was like, wow, people are discovering those around. Other stars are just like, yes, it's like, there's this phrase, you might have heard that we're the generation that was born too late to explore Earth, but too soon to explore space. I get to find new planets. It's so exciting, like a whole new world that no one's ever seen before. And I'm like, Hey, welcome.

52:28
The most prolific woman in finding planets ever.

52:31
Yes, yes. It turns out we did the math a couple of weeks ago, and yeah, so I have found 66 Wow.

52:45
But like, that's also you're in the top 10 of Planet Hunters.

52:47
Oh, yeah. So I'm six in the top 10 I'm the only Australian I'm the only woman in the top 10.

52:58
Jesse comes from a little town near Ipswich. That's what we're talking about before and she's gone out and found planets. I guess you would if you were living sorry,

53:09
that's kind of makes sense. You're from Ipswich and you spent your career trying to find signs of life.

53:17
Oh, he's got let it be out there somewhere

53:20
in your car waiting to take you to the airport.

53:25
There's two types of people might as people who were born in Ipswich and people who wish they were Please give it up.

53:40
Please, Matt Lewis now doing man, big thanks to John Smith, John Salley, Moe and everyone who helped us absolutely fantastic. Please go see Mandy and Mel and ask at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival until next time, there's always something to be scared of Good night.

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That singular one single producer.

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2:47
Tonight and Australian Army helicopter has crashed into Jarvis Bay, the Defence Minister said it's the closest thing we'll get to a new submarine until the 2040s. And with the New South Wales election just days away, Premier Dominic Paris, he regrets that he and his wife could have made a few more voters in time for election day. And after already using code red and time bomb in order to describe the IPCC report. You're not a nation of bits that analogies to climate change are an endangered species. It's the 24th of March 2023. And this is a rational fear

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3:32
Working irrational fear, I'm your host, former Labour Party Bus Driver Daniel itch and this is the podcast that makes Aaron Sorkin newsroom look a bit like a documentary. Let's make our fear mongers for tonight. Guests. Number one. They're one of Australia's best Laura Hughes's. They'll go by the name of Laura Hughes and they'll be joined on stage at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with several other Laura Hughes's it's the one and only well actually turns out one of many Laura Hughes's. Welcome to the podcast Laura yours.

3:59
Thanks for having me.

4:01
Laura. Just how many Laura Hughes's are going to be in your show in Melbourne. They are

4:06
going to be seven including myself. But 1000s

4:12
actually Googled you to find your bio today and I went I went to Laura here's Comdata you I found a Laura Hughes who is like a corporate coaches who helps you think of mindset growth and all that stuff.

4:22
There's so many Laura uses they fought me there's one that paedophile and that's the worst one for me. I get a lot of emails from

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God Oh, dear. Do you have you're working with children? Check Laura.

4:41
I have so many I'm ready. I didn't even work with children but I was like I need it just

4:47
to go around and knock on everyone's door when you move into a neighbourhood and just go I'm not that lower here. Exactly.

4:55
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5:11
It's gonna be a real Fright Fest day and I hope that you love jaunty jingles the scariest thing of all.

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You know me. I love Georgia, because Louis will tell you how much I love everyone. He didn't go.

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He you're a gentle man. He loves he's a little jingle boy. And it's sufferable

5:28
I love also Louis. It's the first time we've been on the podcast together. Usually we can't be in the same room at the same time. This is so lovely.

5:35
It's really nice. I'm just waiting for one of our internet's to fall apart. But for now, let's let it ride. Yes.

5:42
And if you want to learn how to be rich, our next guest will tell you how to do that. And his comedy special at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Golden Handshake. It's Louis Harbour.

5:51
Oh, that's true. Yeah. Okay. That's right. Exactly. One day before irrational fear hits the stage at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. I'll be doing a live comedy show at the Melbourne town hall with my friend Michael hing. It will be very silly. I assume.

6:07
I was just going from the coffee off the website I

6:09
assumed you at least wrote what you were planning to do. You know how it is at the Comedy Festival show you you send in something and then you're right to that.

6:18
So did you say on hand shake or handshape ham sham che

6:22
Alice? Honestly, insane things you need to know to listen to our radio show. If you haven't listened to it before don't bother starting now. I would say it's just it's we're so deep into a bunch of insane storylines that it would take too long on peak where the last of daytime radio.

6:42
There is a lot of in jokes. There's a lot of you can kind of catch up at any point though, Louis, like I dip in and out when I'm driving around town. And I'm like, oh, yeah, back on the ham stuff. That's good.

6:51
Yeah, yeah. Well, at one point, he just decided that it would be funny to say, congratulations, you've won yourself a ham. But he's a vegetarian. He doesn't know how much ham costs so much so much. He's like, so let's just give away a ham every week. And I was like, that's gonna bankrupt the ABC. So we gave away one ham to one person. The ABC legal thing was so insane. They were like, what if someone wins it who's like Jewish or Muslim who doesn't eat ham? It's like well, then we might send them the ham.

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Plus, you got to be in the pockets and feed but Toki you can't have that.

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9:02
David Attenborough. Excellent. This week's first fear Nazis turfs and the Liberal Party expulsions. Oh, my What is it with Melbourne and Nazis? This is the weather maybe the Yeren reminds them of the Rhine or maybe it's the unbearable levels of racial tolerance. But in a very confused scene on the weekend, Nazis joined anti trans protesters who were joined by trans rights protesters who were not joined by anyone trying to catch the 86 tram anywhere because there's no way they could and on top of it, the baddies in this case the anti trans protesters were upset that the police led even worse baddies Nazis into their protest hours. What the hell is happening in Melbourne?

9:40
Oh my goodness, it's such an upsetting and hateful story. This person Posie Parker Parker Posey, already appropriating the name of a queer icon is a hate crime. But a bunch of turfs turned up to Parliament and they've kind of created this thing that where they say trans people, they're so dangerous. They should be all just eradicated. They also say that trans people don't exist. So they've created Schrodinger as queer. And they've gone and protested that it's just super frustrating, especially the cops that turned up as well who allowed the Nazis to march through the streets if you've not seen the footage, it's horrific, but the excuse that they gave to the protesters was all I'm just doing my job, which is like a fine excuse. If you're a Subway sandwich artist who's been told to just use schnitzel instead of bread because they slipped to an extra fibre but not if you're defending Nazis. That's not alright.

10:30
It's also just like such a hair's breadth from I was just following orders, which of course, famously from the Nazis.

10:37
Absolutely, it was

10:39
it's weird that the police just thought it was part of the anti trans protesters

10:42
and if it's weird that the cops let the Nazis in AKA a lot of their friends

10:50
but it's so but it is weird because you know, they're not dressed like anti trans protesters. They're dressed like the they've come from. They're like they got out of bed from their pyjamas. They're like all in black.

11:00
Yeah, they're in black shorts shorts, which is yeah, I didn't think that hot pants with a Nazi uniform, which like, credit where credit's due I love a good hot pan but not on a Nazi.

11:10
It was almost indistinguishable from a lady gaga backup dancer it's terrifying genuinely like you kind of like it's always crazy when you like the Nazis are back. What what are we doing the Nazis

11:24
it's interesting in that Victoria seems to be like the home of Nazism. In Australia. For some reason. There's been long reporting about right wing radicals hanging out in the Grampians chanting anti Jewish sentiment. And there seems to be a huge rise like over the last 10 years like a 320% rise in right wing plot attacks and violence like direct direct Skype threats to the Australian people like the Nazis are for all intents and purposes. You know, the new al Qaeda in Australia. The AFP are really deeply concerned about this right.

11:56
Do you think it's the weather? It's just the most similar to Germany?

11:59
Could be Yeah, can you just Nick,

12:03
you can't wear those uniforms in Queensland. Like if the further you get to the closer you get to the equator, you just you can't wear an overcoat it doesn't work. I mean, yeah, as you're saying I was there were Nazis in shorts. He was the only one who you weren't scared of like all the other Nazis you like, these guys are fucking Nazis. He like well, that guy's Nazis in shorts. We can hit his knees. Fuck that guy. He's easy.

12:24
I'm not scared of men as long as I can see their carbs but I'm just hoping that what these protests highlight is the absurdity of transphobia because when you have literal Nazis on your side, like Sikh hireling and stuff, you're on the wrong side team, but you can't dress it up in whatever faux feminism you want. This is bad stuff.

12:45
The turfs were there going on? Oh, we weren't with the Nazis. I mean, like, just visually, clearly they were with the Nazis. But in a world where the Nazis were getting attacked by the anti turf protesters and the Turks themselves, then the Nazis would have been fighting a war on two fronts. Historically,

13:08
a bit like q&a on crack. This is a rational fear.

13:16
This week second fear any moment a former president could be arrested for using campaign funds to buy the silence of a porn star he had sex with once Yes, Donald Trump could be arrested at some point this week. We don't know one we don't know when it's you know, it's been he tweeted on Tuesday that it could happen any moment now. So that whole world has been on tenterhooks. This all goes back to when Donald Trump use $130,000 of campaign finance funnelled through his lawyer, Michael Cohen, to pay the silence of stormy Daniels and it all kind of comes down to a bit of paperwork. Yeah, it could be along the lines that you know, kind of paying off reimbursing Michael Cohen through like a dodgy invoice or something like this. Yeah. What is going on here with Donald Trump?

14:01
It's very exciting. I feel like that almost been arresting him for years now. But it feels like it's getting closer. Maybe fingers crossed for everyone. But my favourite part is the unhinged part about him, like tweet will true thing about it on his stupid little website. And the fact that there's been all these like deep fake videos about it and people already putting out deep fake videos of him on the way to jail. And I feel like that's how he found out like he saw a video thought he saw a glimpse into the future. And that's why he truths about it. Like that's why he tweeted about it. About

14:39
ask like this whole arrest over appropriating campaign funds doesn't just seem a little bit quaint with everything else he's done.

14:45
It does. I mean, I feel like this is going to be the first they try and get him on anything. They're desperate. But the stressful thing is that even if he gets arrested, he can still become president because the laws are different over then, like so he can Jelly

15:00
exotics running for president now. So anyone can do it.

15:04
In Australia, you can run for parliament if you've been convicted of a crime, but in America, you can, you know, apparently he could do it from jail like he can actually run as president and become president from jail if he wants to.

15:15
If he does go to prison in the sort of Al Capone sands, you know, if they just get him on campaign finance fraud, but if he's there, I hope he doesn't run for president. I hope he shoots another season of The Apprentice. Can you? Donald Trump day block. I mean, I'm here with Cyrus the virus, Snake Eyes, and got it. Oh, Pete. And the challenge this week, see how many mobile phones you can sneak through

15:42
all that, Louis? How are they going to send him to prison? They can't cop him. His hands are so tiny. You'll slip I just thought it was funny on the footage in New York this week at the front of Trump Tower that they were just like five people with bullhorn horns, which means they're one shy away from a netball team if they exclude the wing attack.

16:05
Yeah, that was after he called for the protest and five people showed up so much of a threat.

16:11
Just Rudy Rudy Giuliani out there with a bunch of oranges going here. If you need Donald here, if you need

16:18
rational fear, it is the end of the world. You might as well laugh about it.

16:27
This week's third fear unless it's going to destroy the world. We don't often talk about technology on this podcast. But you know, chat GBT, we've spoken a little bit about this week, Samsung has revealed that it has been replacing things in people's photos namely the moon, I read it user did an experiment where he printed out printed off the moon he made it really blurry in Photoshop, printed it out, stuck it on the wall and took a photo of it with his camera. So it looked nothing like the moon. But the AI inside the Samsung camera automatically replaced that picture with a picture of the moon. Samsung is just going around replacing the moon in everyone's pictures,

17:02
saying Dan is that they? Yes defied the moon.

17:08
What else should Samsung replace if they're replacing the moon? You know, does this give them licence and other tech companies licence to replace other things in your pictures? What if you wanted a picture of a really blurry thing, but you couldn't get it?

17:22
Wow, I didn't know why. And why are they doing that? Because they just think that Moons look a bit shit.

17:27
But no, because they can so and the The amazing thing is that the one side of the Moon faces the Earth at all times. So no matter where you are on the planet, whenever you look up at the moon, it's going to be the same image of the moon. So if you're trying to take a photo of the moon if you're if you're the kind of person that sees the moon and wants to zoom in and get a shot of the moon, Samsung will just replace the moon with a really crispy picture of the moon.

17:50
What about what about the blood moons?

17:52
Do they have those on file? I don't know. I don't know. That's their you know, that's my question.

17:56
What about if I pull my pants down in front of the camera? Well, I replace me with a stump but

18:04
I don't need to get enough craters for your but

18:08
I'm happy for them to replace pictures of me. I take the worst photos so I'm like, give me a glow up since on the show many

18:15
of you they just put another law of using that it'd be

18:20
I regret the name of my show.

18:26
It would just be nice if they could replace photos of my parents with one of them looking proud of my career choice. It's a joke. I love you mom and dad. You're great.

18:35
It is a joke. Alice Toby's career is going really well. She's you know, she's she works on everyone's TV shows we're very proud of here at irrational fear.

18:43
Do we know what year Samsung was founded? Was it in 1969? Because it is possible. They were complicit in the faking?

18:53
Thank you for being brave enough to say,

18:56
thinking we're all thinking,

18:59
what kind of podcast would we be if we didn't have at least one conspiracy theory.

19:05
We'd have more listeners if we had more conspiracy theory.

19:08
If you just ate some of the elk meat that I send you, this podcast would be one of the biggest in Australia.

19:17
Samsung, unfortunately was founded 85 years ago 1938

19:22
That proves my theory, it's entirely possible that they would ever 1969

19:27
Also think about how long it took James Cameron to develop the technology for Avatar to it is totally reasonable that it took to the 30s till the 60s to fake a moon landing.

19:36
But why did the footage look so shit? In the 60s?

19:39
Yeah, well, yeah, how come Samsung didn't replace it with better footage

19:43
yet? Where were the Navi on the moon

19:47
theory debunked.

19:48
I'll be back with a new one next week.

19:50
Oh, we need it. i It kind of begs the question like What is a picture

19:54
when the AI photos came out? You when that lens or AI thing came out? Did you guys give it a go? Did you give yourself With a little glow up in the in the AI No, I made I'm beautiful. Beautiful. You all broke the AI. They were like, We have to make her less beautiful.

20:08
Do you remember the day that Samsung was down? That was my face? Sorry.

20:14
I didn't because it costs money. So I was like, oh, nothing's smart. That's

20:20
on Paul shouldn't have to pay for a face like you've got to face.

20:23
Exactly do it for free to robot. Why am I paying a robot?

20:27
That's a good point. I mean, I would buy a Roomba, but that's different, I guess. Did you guys do it? Did you? Yeah, absolutely kidding me. I'm so vain. I wake up in the morning was like, why does it run the clock? And why haven't I done it yet? And then I did it all day.

20:42
What do you like astronauts? Astronauts? Yeah,

20:46
like mythical figure. There was. There were like, I would say, it felt a bit like they had just googled, like, white guy, brown hair glasses. And then they just fused me with a bunch of other. Like, there was a few where I looked a bit like Adam Scott, the actor, which was quite nice. But then there was somewhere I looked like, I would say, someone who founded a yoga studio in 1978, and had since been in prison for 40 years. But the things I did to the people in my yoga studio in the 70s, like, really just like, skinny, and like really long arms, but kind of like piercing eyes, like just like a six pack. But it made me look like a an AI sex pest. And it made me question myself, because on that, once you see the scales of what you can be, like, on one hand, I could be a loved actor, Adam Scott, who I think is wonderful. On the other hand, I could be a sex past. And then you can kind of see both of those versions of yourself going forward and every day. And I guess it gave me the sort of Laura Hughes paradox. Like I didn't really know who I was. So I decided not to ever do it again.

21:51
I think it makes a beautiful cult leader Louis, you really you have called me to potential.

21:55
Do you know when I was a kid, when people asked would ask me what I wanted? That's That's what I told them. That's not

22:00
are you serious? Yeah. Yeah.

22:05
Do you have like some kind of merchandise? Or do you do like a Eucharist? What would you do like a Eucharist? Oh, like, Oh, it's a Catholic process of sharing your body as a bread?

22:21
Would I be mixed? Yes. No, no.

22:25
Do you have a harem?

22:26
Why do you get into why did you get into the cult game? If it's not to be a slot? I don't understand anyone who's like a good cult leader. Like why did you bother just go to work?

22:35
It's the same thing as like a social football team. It's just nice to hang out with people.

22:42
And have them do your bidding. I had

22:43
some friends who made a documentary about cults in Australia once and we were having a beer. I was like, what was like the funniest story about the cults. And they were like, Oh, it was pretty funny. There was this woman who went to like a health thing like a health fair in Byron Bay. And they, she met this person who ended up getting them into a cult, and this woman was like, I'm the second coming of Jesus. And she ended up getting involved in this cult. But there were only three people in the cult. It was her the cult leader and one other follower. And eventually, the other follower left. So it was just her and the second coming of Jesus. And then eventually, after like two or three years, the woman was like, What are you still doing here? I'm clearly not the Second Coming of Jesus. And then the leader left the cult. So the only person left in the Gulf. And she was like, Oh, I've been in a cult. I've been in a fight.

23:35
Ah, yeah, that would be me. I would be the second coming of Jesus and I would get frustrated with my own shitty cars. What

23:44
are you doing here? Here all your fear is rational.

23:50
just pausing the podcast here, Louis, do you think Samsung's efforts to replace people's real moons with the fake Moon is pretty ethical.

23:58
I don't really know if it matters enough to be ethical or unethical. It's just a weird thing.

24:04
Well, I just want to pause the podcast here just to talk a little bit about Australian ethical. They are a big financial firm. They've been going since 1986. And they've been looking after people's money in really ethical ways. So they haven't been replacing it with pictures of fake money like Samsung would do. They've been you know, putting it in stuff like low carbon businesses, renewable energy. They definitely don't invest in things like fossil fuels. They look after companies that are part of the solution. Not part of the problem, though, is I'm thrilled

24:31
and very excited to be partnering with Australian ethical. I think last week we mentioned I saw them in the news. I saw them in a guardian headline, I was like, Oh no. Who have we saddled ourselves with? And then it was like, Oh no, they're divesting from a bad company who was gonna kill a bunch of koalas and I'm like, Ah, a superannuation company in the news for the right reasons.

24:53
What year is this? That company has LED lights a company we've spoken a bit about on this podcast, so yeah, well, darkness Try Nesco keep it up and thank you for sponsoring a rational fear

25:06
this is a rational fear.

25:10
I looks like Jackie's group has got better things to do before three days before the election so good on her. She's not coming on rational fear tonight. Let's wrap it up so big thanks to everyone who joined us on irrational fear Louis harbour Alice Toby. Laura Hughes. Alice, what would you like to plug?

25:25
Yes, I'm doing a show called not like the other girls at the Melbourne Comedy Festival and the Sydney Comedy Festival. So if you head to Alice toby.com You can book some tickets it opens next Thursday. It's going to be very silly. Looking forward

25:37
to Laura Hughes.

25:39
I'm doing a show with the worst title on the in the world. And I regret every day. Laura Hughes presents and it's from the 10th of April to the 16th at the butterfly club.

25:53
Doing only doing one week at the festival that is the sign that is a veteran that is a veteran who's seen some shit.

26:01
That's someone who's died before it was like a month get locked. Much I play a lot of characters so I think I would be dead if I did the whole month.

26:11
I've seen the show and it's very very, very funny. Louis would you like to?

26:15
Well, obviously there's a rational fear second of April. Huge lineup still ticking the Capitol Theatre. I mean, it's beautiful. Wear a suit. Dress up? What a lie. Yeah,

26:25
yeah, please wear a suit. Will you wear a suit if you wear a suit? I'll wear so.

26:29
Fuck it. Yeah, I'll wear a suit. Yeah, all right. Yeah, so isn't that funny? When you're like, work such joke jobs that putting on a suit is like our moment is comedy. I've only got one.

26:45
Dress up as one of your AI characters.

26:48
Oh, fuck. I I know. We're still recording but afterwards, I'll send you the next best one.

26:56
Try and try not to send as try not to send it over a carriage service.

27:02
I can't believe what they did to me. They did me so dirty. So yes, come to irrational fear. Also, if you just eaten Melbourne the weekend and you're like, Ah, no, no, no, it's lawless. I am doing a show at the town hall the night before with my friend Michael hang. It's called Golden Handshake. And then the week after that, if you're like God, I've seen Lewis twice. Love to do it a third time be doing the great debate. Which is really exciting on

27:25
Easter Sunday. That's really exciting. Do you know who you're doing it with?

27:30
I don't I find out tomorrow. Well today by the time this podcast goes out so I'm I'm really excited. It's really fun. I'd loved loved watching them since I was a kid and like I think debating was like the first time I ever wrote a joke. So I'm really excited to Louis you are

27:44
you are built for that. That's gonna be great. I'm finally

27:47
being built for that was profitable.

27:51
I look forward to you putting in a sterling effort to irrational fear.

27:56
You know, I will that's the first thing Yeah,

27:59
it's the first thing Have you written Have you written your piece yet? Yeah, we've

28:01
got another rational people for them to do. No, I fucking haven't written the second one Jesus.

28:08
Yes. If you're listening to this right now you're probably listening. Around the time we are performing on stage at the at the Q PAC at somehow at the World Science Festival in Brisbane this Sunday. You can still get tickets to that so please buy tickets for that and also the following week in Melbourne International Comedy Festival that is it for rational Phoebe thank you to rode mics Australian ethical our Patreon supporters Jacob brown on the teppanyaki timeline Rupert Degas who did that extraordinary David Attenborough. And until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Good night.

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Announcer 0:01
This is News Fighters, where we fight the news so you don't have to.

Dylan Behan 0:09
Yes, Hi everyone. Welcome to Episode 122 of news fighters for February 2023. If you haven't listened before News Fighters is an in depth yet comedic look at the big stories in Australian news, media and politics presented by me, TV comedy editing wizard and future AUKUS submarine captain Dylan Behan. Yes, thanks for joining us this month, once again on the A Rational Fear podcast feed. We had a great time with A Rational Fear down in Adelaide at the Fringe Festival. Thanks to everyone who came out and saw us there and this weekend. We're at the Brisbane Science Festival on Sunday. Get your tickets now but, a little bit south of the border, the New South Wales State election campaign feels like it's been in full swing for months now. And I'd totally understand if you haven't been paying attention to it because most of the policy announcements have been pretty uninspiring ones like this.

Journalist 1:04
The premier was talking about water. He's hoping to hook voters with a $20 million promise to upgrade boating ramps and fishing facilities across the state.

Dylan Behan 1:13
Yes in New South Wales 2023 will go down as the year of the boat ramp state election. Oh geez. This is the least interesting New South Wales State election I've covered and I've only covered two at least back in 2019. We had the spectacle of Labour leader Michael Daly's lucky meat pie

Michael Daley 1:29
Before every election I've been doing it for 30 years are always gonna have my Lucky Pie

a pie and strawberry milk having my Lucky Pie.

Journalist 1:37
What pie having Mr. Daley?

Michael Daley 1:38
just a plain pie with strawberry milk is // eating a Lucky Pie for breakfast at a local shop // we opted for as usual fortifying election breakfast a pie and strawberry milk // For 30 years I had a Lucky Pie. No sauce beef,

Journalist 1:53
No Sauce? Are you feeling confident?

Michael Daley 1:54
Terrific. I have my lucky pie

Journalist 1:56
Hoping what he eats tonight. He's not humble pie.

Dylan Behan 2:00
Anyway, strap yourselves in everyone because this episode I'm taking a deep dive into all the big issues in the current New South Wales State election campaign. And before I begin, I'm sad to announce that I just don't have time to recap the past 12 years of scandals that have plagued the O'Farrell embed then Berejiklian Imperator a coalition governments you know, you know, all the scandals, the you know, the pork barreling or the brand stalking or the cushy overseas jobs with the boys or the fact koalas are facing extinction or the pandemic lockdown measures that unfairly targeted poor and migrant communities or the cracked rail carriages, or the stuffing up of the bushfire recovery or the stuffing up of the flood recovery or the lockout laws that said our nightlife and art scenes back by generation, or the failure of the government to implement any of the recommendations from the special commission of inquiry into the drug is or the way they've used StrikeForce rapidly to intimidate musical acts and try and get them to change their lyrics or the shocking stories of the sharing of pornographic images of Parliamentarians by other parliamentarians. I just haven't got time for any of that. Besides, I'm sure it's probably already been covered by a friendly jordiz In a funny accent. No, I'm just going to assume you're up to speed with all the corruption and scandals and we're going to jump right in to the choices facing New South Wales voters this Saturday. So I hear you asking who are the contenders for the top job? Well, first of all, is the current Premier and former treasurer, conservative liberal party leader and Millennial in name only Dominic parity. And Isn't he good at talking up his own record? Well,

Dominic Perrottet 3:23
we need to do better. Well, I've always said we've got to do better. Can we do more?

Yes, he also

Dylan Behan 3:28
needs to do better on knowing the ages of his seven young children.

Journalist 3:31
Mr. Perrottet name all seven of your kids in age order.

Unknown Speaker 3:35
Just not their age, Charlotte Amelia. Annabel, William. Harriet. Beatrice. Celeste.

Dylan Behan 3:46
I can barely afford to have a cat Perrottet has been premier for almost 18 months and he's reputations held up despite the fact that he admitted to wearing a Nazi uniform in his own 21st birthday party. Surprisingly, the Australian public were quite forgiving of this, leading to this amazing voxpop

Journalist 4:04
What did you think of him before this?

Man on the street 4:06
Well, he seemed like an upstanding member of the community. Right? Seven kids.

Journalist 4:11
What do you think of him now?

Man on the street 4:13
Seven kids in a Nazi uniform!

Dylan Behan 4:14
Yes, that also sounds like potential movie collaboration between Nancy Meyers and Mel Brooks this holidays, get ready for the heartwarming romcom seven kids and a Nazi uniform and then there's Labour leader Chris Minns. Now if you haven't heard of him, don't worry, because neither has anyone else

Journalist 4:31
on a day when a small poll found the majority of voters in the labor leaders knife edge seat. Can't name him. Do you know who this man is?

Unknown Speaker 4:40
No, I don't it's the Leader of the Opposition. I just can't remember his name and on top of my head Did you know this man?

Unknown Speaker 4:47
He's the opposition leader opposition of New South Wales, Chris something

Dylan Behan 4:50
Yeah, no worries. Good luck with that. It's not like you said is the most marginal in the entire state anyways. Also, there's probably a good reason why people in the Chinese community didn't recognize him

Journalist 5:00
Chris Minns has suffered a little lost in translation incident. Cantonese speakers pointing out. These characters when spoken aloud can also sound a lot like having to use a bathroom.

Dylan Behan 5:12
Yeah, so finally, if any Liberal staffers are caught urinating on men's posters outside polling booths on election day, they've got an excuse. The poster told them to in Cantonese! now on to Chris Minns' campaign itself and it appears to be focused on one big issue

Chris Minns 5:26
No privatization under labour. // New South Wales Labour will never sell Sydney Water //no more reckless energy privatizations // Sydney Water is on the ballot at this election campaign // and we'll do it all without privatizing Sydney Water // There's no point selling your house to fund an upgrade of your driveway.

Dylan Behan 5:44
Yes, and I think I speak for most people in Sydney when I say what's a driveway? Jeez, what's this guy's obsession with Sydney Water? Oh, that's right. It's the only asset left that hasn't been privatized under the last 12 years with the Liberals and fun fact I just discovered it turns out that humans need water to live I just discovered that thanks wiki pedia! Yes, it turns out men seems to be copying word for word Anthony Albanese is small target strategy where you don't promise anything very much and instead just say they've been in too long. Give us a go!

Chris Minns 6:12
The premier of New South Wales leads a team that's been in power for 12 years and is asking for 16 years in office. Now that's a long period of time for a team whose best days are behind them. / They're asking for 16 years in power. Their best days are behind them and their most experienced leaders have already departed // Our message to the people in New South Wales a straightforward vote for change.

Dylan Behan 6:35
Yeah, it's pretty similar to Alba's pitch from last year.

Anthony Albanese 6:38
Give us a crack

Dylan Behan 6:40
Speaking of Albanese. While Mr. Popularity Peter Dutton hasn't been seen anywhere on the New South Wales State election campaign trail. Albanese has been very visible making multiple appearances like this one.

Journalist 6:50
Meanwhile, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese joined Labour leader Chris Mintz on the campaign trail. The pair went to a pub in Balmain. Before visiting unlike our childcare center,

Dylan Behan 6:59
yes, they visited a pub then a childcare center and I think we have a clip of Albo at the childcare center here.

Anthony Albanese 7:05
No, Chris means who will be a fantastic labour premier to have a majority on the floor of the Legislative Assembly.

Dylan Behan 7:21
Oh, geez, maybe maybe switch to the light beers next time. Albo. Unfortunately Minns also appears to have stolen Scott Morrison's election campaign strategy of showing off his ship musical skills in public like he did here on the Kyle and Jackie O show.

Chris Minns 7:35
Want a little bit of Acca Dacca (plays guitar)

Dylan Behan 7:44
Thanks Minzy that will fix the housing crisis. Oh, are we going with Minzy? Sorry, I didn't any satirists listening can you have we haven't heard I haven't got a memo we go with Minzy or something bit more Ozzy like Christo or are we gonna do a scomo thing and like first name last name it so it'd be like Cri-Mi. Cri... creamy. Well, it will be his nickname. Anyways, the rising cost of living appears to be the single biggest issue for voters this election with rent, mortgages, power prices, groceries and transport costs, all eating up more and more of the weekly family budget. But don't worry, Chris Minns has a big plan

Journalist 8:23
Labor's big policy is to scrap the public sector wage cap, which currently limits pay rises to three and three and a half percent. And so

Chris Minns 8:30
we can strike a fair deal for essential workers right across New South Wales, we will remove the wages kept.

Dylan Behan 8:38
Yes, this is great news for public service workers. This will help the public service hire and retain workers and help them with their cost of living issues. However, unless there's also a rent cap, I'm not sure how this isn't going to just keep feeding inflation and keep making housing and everything else more expensive for everyone has anyone thought this through. Meanwhile, power prices are also shaping up to be a huge election issue with no lead up insight.

Journalist 9:02
Good evening, it's going to be a cold and costly winter for many in Sydney, with authorities flagging a 23% jump in power prices from July one the biggest increase ever.

power prices are set for a steep increase of around 20%. Yes,

Dylan Behan 9:17
electricity prices keep going up and up. But I think this pension has figured out a surefire way to beat the system.

Journalist 9:23
90 year old reg has an easier path,

Reg 9:26
With a bit of luck I'll die and won't have to worry about it at all.

Dylan Behan 9:29
Yes, that's one way to beat the high living costs associated with late stage capitalism just stop living. Thankfully, both parties have a plan to bring power prices down and Labour's is to create a state owned Energy Corporation and well, won't it provide immediate relief.

Chris Minns 9:47
I'm going to be honest with the people of New South Wales and say that the benefits of this policy will be felt six and seven years down the line and it's not possible for me to explain seven years they're gonna have to wait it's important that I get this out and Got to make sure that you've got firming power, particularly in relation to pumped hydro. Those projects take a lot of time

Journalist 10:06
on power bills in your state owned energy company. Seven years it'll take to have any impact on a family's energy bill. Seven years. Is that fair?

Chris Minns 10:17
I think in context, it's the right policy for what we're facing today. And the voters are smart enough to say Labour's got a plan for long term energy reform in New South Wales. The liberal party has got a cash handout.

Dylan Behan 10:28
Well, Chris Minns has a lot of faith in New South Wales voters they're thinking now prioritize long term structural reform over a quick sugar hit cash handout, which is exactly what Perrottet and the Liberals are proposing to try and fix power prices,

Journalist 10:42
a half a billion dollar elections sweetener is now an offer worth $250 per household, just for looking at a website to compare power prices.

And here's the important thing to note. You don't have to switch to get the discount. You just have to look,

is it really responsible to be paying $250 to anyone just to Google their power provider?

Dominic Perrottet 11:03
Absolutely. Because we want people to go online and see if they're on the best deal possible.

Dylan Behan 11:07
Yes, that's right. The Liberals are going to give you a turn and $50 power price discount just for going on the internet. Finally an excuse for me being online all the time. Honey, are you looking at duck videos again on the internet, no honey just shopping around for power prices. (quack noises) Meanwhile, Labour's decided to match the $250 rebate but only offer it to a much smaller number of households in a much more targeted way.

Journalist 11:34
Labour is promising the same amount, but to just half the households with only those on income support pensioners and seniors eligible

Dylan Behan 11:42
Yes, labour of course, in typical labour fashion has completely forgotten about working poor people. But since when was the labor movement about working people anyways, that's what I want to know. Sorry, working poor people, you should have been even poor. Also on the cost of living crisis, the liberals have announced a policy to try and bring down the cost of groceries and that policy is to add more bureaucracy and just watch how good premiere parity was at selling it. At the channel line debate.

Journalist 12:10
You have said that you will bring down grocery bills by appointing a new supply chain Commissioner. So for example, on a basket of groceries that costs $100, how much cheaper will that be? Well, we know

Dominic Perrottet 12:22
Liz, in terms of the cost of inflation, that the one of the biggest impacts on that is supply chain costs. And so putting this commissioner in, I can't give you $1 figure on that. But what I do know what I do know is that we can get produce from port to plate faster and working with the industry that will put downward pressure on grocery prices across our state. Yes, Dom

Dylan Behan 12:43
I'm sure those famously disorganized Fly By Night operators known as Coles and Woolworths don't know anything about logistics and have just been winging it the whole time. They definitely need some government help in this area. What the hell what what what will the supply chain Commissioner do anyways? Turn on the shaft signal to get toilet paper back on the shelves. Then we haven't even got to the Liberals big news signature cost of living policy they've announced this election, giving free money to rich babies

Journalist 13:13
An investment in children that will set up the next generation. That's how the premier describes his signature election promise of $400 per child. In an Australian first kids Future Fund,

the government would deposit $400 To start the account. Each year parents can contribute up to $1,000. With the government matching contributions dollar for dollar up to $400. Assuming interest of 7% and regular parental contributions the fund could reach between $28,500.40 $9,000 By the time the child turns 18. Only then can they withdraw it to spend on either a house deposit or for skills and education like a university degree or TAFE course, children whose parents received Family Tax benefits would get an automatic $200 A year from the government.

Dominic Perrottet 14:06
Reportedly, it furthers the central mission of our Liberal Party to spread equality of opportunity far and wide.

Dylan Behan 14:15
Yes, that's right. And nothing spreads equality more equally like making sure already we'll have kids graduate high school with an extra 50 grand in their bank account to go towards paying off their hex earlier or get them on that property ladder sooner. Now that's real equality, Liberal Party style parity tried to sound empathetic when introducing this policy.

Dominic Perrottet 14:35
Well, that is all about making sure that our children have greater opportunities than we do. Right now. It's the opposite. We burden our children with hex and housing debt before they even start. We're all worried about our kids capacity to be able to buy a home and also the cost of education.

Dylan Behan 14:52
Yes, Dom If only somebody could do something about the massive sky high cost of housing and education in this state, if only so Somebody could do something. Yes the kids Future Fund policy is such a clearly bad policy favoring the rich. It even turns Sky News accidentally left wing.

Journalist 15:10
What are these 18 year olds going to be doing with 10s of 1000s of dollars?

I'm sorry, give it back to the government for their education apparently. Hope you get into the housing market to pay you $50,000 That might cover the state government's land tax or financial duties. That's outrageous.

Dylan Behan 15:28
Yes in talking about the Liberals trying to patch over problems that they themselves created. They're also trying to win favor with toll road drivers and public transport patrons after years. Of increases

Journalist 15:39
the premier making a promise to cut the opal cap from 50 to $40 a week saving almost $500 a year.

Some cash flow relief is coming for half a million motorists across Sydney with road toll rebates offering up to $750 back

Dominic Perrottet 15:56
and we want to use our financial strength to help budgets right across New South Wales,

Dylan Behan 16:01
Perrottet is so brazen are trying to fix the problems that his party created. That I'm amazed his election slogan isn't something like a vote Liberal this state election because only the Liberals can bring down the high prices that the Liberals are responsible for. Well, at least Sydney public transport is going to be capped at $40 a week if the Liberals win because this is a public transport system definitely worth paying money for Good evening

Journalist 16:24
Sydney's transport systems are in chaos tonight. Sydney's entire train network was brought to a standstill today leaving 1000s of passengers stranded. How are you going to get home tonight?

Commuter 16:35
I don't know.

Journalist 16:36
The entire rail network was shut down when communications failed,

Commuter 16:41
They cann't keep doing this door off. We're paying our fares

Journalist 16:44
live wires fell onto the train trapping more than 500 passengers

Commuter 16:48
I have been working for 50 years and I've never seen it this bad it's an absolute joke.

Journalist 16:53
People have been forced to wait hours for trains

Commuter 16:57
Two times this week I've missed shifts and that's money out of my paycheck

Journalist 17:00
so people are being told to avoid train travel if they can but good luck if you can find another way home // commuters advise to delay travel if they can maybe stay in town for a beer

Commuter 17:11
Absolutely crap!

Dylan Behan 17:12
Yes What a group of satisfied customers Sydney public transport communities are the official slogan of Sydney trains should just be go to the pub instead. imagine any other service or product where this counts as a good review.

Commuter 17:24
Absolutely crap.

Dylan Behan 17:26
Thank you for your compliment, sir. Can we use it in the new Sydney trains advertising campaign? Meanwhile, Labour's election winning infrastructure strategy is that they're going to build less infrastructure because you know, Sydney isn't growing at all and everything works perfectly all the time.

Journalist 17:39
A major tunnel project through the Blue Mountains would be scrapped under a Chris Minns premiership as labour seeks to tighten spending it adds to a growing list of government projects Labour will shelve including a metro from Westmead to the aerotropolis. Raising Warragamba Dam wall and the Northern Beaches

Chris Minns 17:58
are not going to sell essential assets in New South Wales to build infrastructure. Now the premier has a $50 billion infrastructure plan that is completely unfunded.

Dylan Behan 18:08
Yeah, it might be completely unfunded now, but have you seen the cost of public transport in the city? No, those new metros will be paid off in no time anyways, maybe Chris means is right. And we can't actually afford to build any more infrastructure. But personally, I can't really afford to put up with the infrastructure the way it is at the moment. I have to allow three hours a day to commute to a job 12 kilometers away if we don't build any more infrastructure in this state, me and everyone I know I just got to move to Tasmania and live in a tree house and eat bugs because that's better for my mental health than dealing with Sydney public transport on a daily basis. Anyways, at least Labour has said they're going to do something for drivers by introducing a $60 a week toll cap you know, finally getting those toll costs down to a much more manageable $3,000 a year for just driving in Sydney. But even that comes with strings and more bureaucracy attached.

Journalist 19:00
You're giving truckies and trainees of rebate to drive on the M5 and the M8. What about truckies who used the M7 to m4 they don't matter.

Chris Minns 19:11
Now they do matter. And I'd love to do more. It's one of the reasons where we're appointing Professor Allan Fels to do a full review of tolls in New South Wales.

Dylan Behan 19:19
Oh perfect. A total review reviews always work great. Just look at all the high speed rail lines Australia has now after 30 years of nonstop reviews. Oh and speaking of proposed reviews that are intended to achieve absolutely nothing that's also Labour's answer to the government's proposed cashless gaming card for pokies.

Journalist 19:39
The coalition has promised to make poker machines in pubs and clubs cashless by 2028 Labour has committed to a trial of cashless gaming on 500 of the state's 90,000 machines

Chris Minns 19:50
In relation to capitalist gaming in New South Wales. We'll have a trial of 500 machines and an independent panel that will make a recommendation to the New South Wales Government in short, Alex If it works, we'll do it. But I want to make sure that when we pursue policy in New South Wales, we know that it will work and my reluctance in relation to this and the need to have evidence based processes in place is because it's in operation in only one place around the world. And that's in Norway is part

Journalist 20:17
of this about trying to avoid a powerful campaign against the Labour Party from the club lobby?

Chris Minns 20:23
is Mis,

Dylan Behan 20:24
Yes, he's not afraid just because registered clubs donated over $400,000 to the New South Wales Labour Party between 2011 and 2021 doesn't mean Chris Minns isn't going to stand up to them. Yes. In fact, Labour's attitude to the cashless gaming card is a bit like if your flatmate proposed that the flat had a housework schedule, so the house was clean. And you're like, "look, this everyone cleaning the house on a schedule thing hasn't been proven to work anywhere or arrived. I propose a four week shared housework trial, and then we can get an independent panel to rule whether having a house work schedule is right for this house. Just because Norway has it doesn't mean it'll work here alright". Mind you. It turns out Chris Minns might not wind up having a choice on the cashless gaming card. Because if Labour is in a minority position, and they need to do a deal with the greens to form government, well, it's going to be conditional on their support.

Cate Faehrmann 21:16
The Greens will also be seeking a commitment to a mandatory statewide cashless gambling card for our support. Just to be clear, we won't settle for half measures. And we won't be fooled by a trial that has been set up to fail. Yeah, isn't it funny

Dylan Behan 21:34
how we haven't heard much from the Greens this election campaign in the media I'm guessing it's because their lefty hippie socialist policies are so out there that just alienate the mainstream.

Journalist 21:44
The greens are pushing for an immediate rent freeze demanding no new coal or gas projects, rent control, a cashless gaming card and scrapping anti protest laws.

Dylan Behan 21:54
Geez, what are the Greens thinking there? A rent freeze to bring down the cost of rent? Haven't they heard the only way to fight the cost of living crisis is to give out free money to well off parents and have inquiries and appoint powerless commissioners. Didn't they get the memo? So in conclusion, New South Wales voters are faced with an unenviable choice this state election. The Liberals and Nationals are obsessed with handing out free money to people who don't really need it in the hope that everyone forgets what a corrupt shitshow they've been the last 12 years. Meanwhile, Labour's plan if it wins is to try and appear slightly less corrupt than the other guys while kowtowing to their own special interest donors and simultaneously building nothing in the hope it makes them appear to be fiscally responsible until one day, we all wind up living in the park across the street from our work because nobody can afford to rent anywhere anymore and anyway, it takes 14 hours to get to work on the train because they're so old and overcrowded. Yes, and faced with these two terrible choices at the ballot box this Saturday. I think it's safe to say that all New South Wales voters can kind of relate to 92 year old rages attitude about the state of the world,

Reg 23:07
With a bit of luck I'll die and won't have to worry about it at all.

Dylan Behan 23:12
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This podcast is supported in part by Australian ethical. It's my favourite time of the week when I hear that music Lewis I don't know about you, but none of our podcast listeners will ever know what that music is. Because it's the music we have on our web streaming video anyway, so thank you.

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It does feel like yeah, we're just about to introduce a BEx ad on blankety blank. So it's a real old school television moment.

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That's right. That's right. And I am ugly David grey. Welcome to irrational fear. We've got two new people on the Patreon this month big thank you to Bruce and Kamini. Incidentally, Bruce and Kamini sounds like an architect firm. I'd love them to build me a presidential library that would be great. Bruce and Kamini, thank you so much for joining us on Patreon. We've got two things Louis, I need to make you aware of in particular because your presence is needed. Brisbane next Sunday, the 26th of March. We've still got a few seats left for that it's going to be fun. And Lewis you will love this and you know me very well I have shot a rap a parody of a bad eight Israel.

1:04
Jesus, Stan,

1:06
you know why? Because it why? Because it must be done. It must be done. It will all be explained live on stage. We're going to talk about

1:15
2023 We're not doing parody rap anymore. I know. Even the Lonely Island isn't doing parody rap anymore. And they were actually good. And

1:23
I know, I know. But I couldn't resist. If anything, it's a rap of a parody of a parody. So does that mean it's like your Icarus? Already? That's fine. It's fine and funny. It's good. We shot it. And it's funny. I'm excited to show everyone in Brisbane. It's gonna be there. You can decide next week and tell me what you think I was really excited to hear your thoughts.

1:48
I don't want to turn this whole intro into this. But when was the last time you listened to a song in the genre of hip hop? That wasn't a parody you had written?

1:56
I can't remember it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. Yeah,

2:00
parody gets genre you know nothing about it makes me deeply. I'm a big

2:03
fan of my own work. Alright, the other thing you need to know is that Melbourne is about half sold. And there's going to be a bit of a surprise on stage you as an audience member will get the chance to win a piece of Victorian politics history. Does that intrigue you Lewis?

2:20
It does. I can't wait to get down Andrew as part of it.

2:24
Well, it's very much along those lines. What if I said the word Chappaquiddick to you? What does that mean? In terms of Victorian niche politics history?

2:33
I'm assuming it's a car accident. I'm hoping it doesn't involve it.

2:38
There isn't a death there is a car accident. Yes, there's something to do with Tim Smith and the word Chappaquiddick and it's gonna be pretty excited reveal on stage so I can't wait to share that with you. Or in Melbourne, April 2 on stage,

2:54
you're giving away the remnants of Tim Smith's career. No one's gonna want it.

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4:27
Welcome to rational fear. I'm your host caliphal Sydney identity Dan Ilic. And this is the show that takes the news and forces upon it a trilateral agreement whether you want it or not. Joining us tonight is how we've got our own trilateral agreement. It's very exciting here. Our first theme manga is about to launch her debut solo show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. It's called blurrier IRL writer, performer producer podcast host Amelia. Now that skews Welcome to irrational fear.

4:53
Hello, yay. Hi. Thanks for having me. All that stuff people say at the top of pot Ha.

5:01
Are you pumped? Are you pumped for your debut in Melbourne?

5:04
Yeah, pumped. It's good. I like the bulletins that they send to all of the performers because the most recent one that they said was mental health. Make sure you call the hotline if you guys are stressed. Emails, you guys get it?

5:16
Oh, this is your first time doing the Comedy Festival. It's, yeah, yeah. This will make sense in week two,

5:23
and also on the show is Lewis Lewis. Welcome to your podcast. co host irrational fear.

5:28
Thanks, Dan. A pleasure to be here and across everything as per usual, let's talk about all the things that are on this show. Right.

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this week's first fear blackouts in Adelaide are being caused by bats. Of course if you live in South Australia, you already know this by the more colloquial name. The bat out Yes. Last year 89 blackouts in Adelaide were attributed to bats resting on power lines in the wee hours of the morning as bats went to and fro from feeding authorities tried to call a subcontractor to deal with a problem known as Batman, but they didn't have power to get the signal out fear mongers what is going on with Adelaide bats, Amelia?

6:42
Well, I think this is clear that the bats are plotting revenge for a speciesist inflicted discrimination after COVID. That's clearly what's going on here. Let's be real South Australia clearly had some strong opinions during the pandemic, and they're just plotting their revenge. I think that's so interesting. I don't know why I targeted South Australia specifically, but I think they had any particularly different opinions to the rest of the nation.

7:09
Do you think that? Like obviously, I've been I assume you haven't communicated with the bats? I don't want to make any presumptions.

7:17
Personally,

7:18
yeah, you personally, because obviously this the approach you've taken here is that the bats wrongly slighted or taking their revenge. The other alternative is they're just trying for the second time to wipe out

7:36
that's true. My other thought around it was that like it's a lot of bats like to cause the electrical surges, but they also get killed as a result, right. Like they don't survive. So part of me was also thinking like, maybe the bats aren't okay, like know what there's no like, are you okay, day line for the

8:02
I don't know how you do ask because you have you have to sort of do it in like echoes.

8:06
I think it's echolocation right. It's like sonar. Hmm. So maybe if you made a physical sign that said, Are you okay, bats, they could bounce the waves off the physical sign and actually read it like Braille or

8:17
possibly if it is sonar, a great thing that might be able to ask you about if they're okay, is our new submarines. They, I imagine, have some sort of sonar detector being built in South Australia. Yeah, that's right. Maybe that's why in fact, maybe that's why the bats are killing themselves in South Australia. Maybe they know that once they build the submarines that the submarines will be able to pick up on their plan, which is of course to overthrow Australia and eventually the world. wants it so no king goes off. If they need to take us down before the orcas deal goes through.

8:50
A rational fear what is rational fear? In fear, satisfied headlines and giving them a little tickle.

9:00
scams are back in fashion the I triple se scam which has revealed that 14,585 people last year were done out of $664,000 just by clicking on toll notices from from scammers on their phones. Meanwhile, I can confirm that about 331 people have been scammed on Patreon for paying for this podcast which is otherwise free. You know, the scammer knows the scam II do how do we sympathise with these people who are being scammed Amelia?

9:31
Ah, I don't know. I think I have a lot of sympathy for like the victims of any scams because a lot of the times like they're really vulnerable. They're people in their 70s or 80s. Like you think about those romance scammers in particular like they're often like widowed like I think you feel pretty bad like knowing that like imagine if that was your mom right? Like you'd feel pretty bad knowing that you teaching your mom how to use Facebook in good faith all those years ago would like lately to lose In your entire inheritance

10:02
my mom's cheating on my dad

10:07
none of that my mom thinks there's a real problem with immigrants. I don't know where she's getting that information.

10:13
It is crazy. I don't like it is so noticeable the amount I got another I got one today they are getting so specific like it started off as like, you know, it was very broad. You have a fine you haven't paid but now it's like, they're like I got a quite a specific one from my actual phone provider. That was I think they're just like they pick phone providers and send them out you but they just happened to get mine right. And I was like, nearly clicked on it. And I'm like that they're not going to they're not going to send you a hyperlink in your text Lewis like and also this isn't from Vodafone. This is just from a random number. And I'm like I'm relatively across this stuff. And I and there was a moment where I nearly I nearly did. But I have been done once I got caught. I did fall for one email phishing scam and it was the worst moment of my professional life. The

10:59
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11:04
I mean, was this was this back? Was this back when you were working for Norton Antivirus?

11:10
They promised me an extra couple of inches I couldn't resist. No. It was like one of those. The first time I ever saw one of those. Have you seen this thing about you? Text? I don't know if you've ever gotten one of those gets that one. It's literally that's all it says it's a text message or an email targeted to

11:27
people in the public eye specifically, have you seen this about you?

11:31
Anxious now? I was like, Oh, no.

11:36
What did I say that it's gonna hit me cancel.

11:39
So I clicked on it and and it ended up getting every single person in my contact book. And, and then they and then I had to do like a full apology email to every like, professional people that I hadn't seen in years. It was it just as at the time I was like under 30. And as a person under 30 to have to email a bunch of boomers and go, I was fished on an email scam. Like you might as well retire. You know, I don't know how I recovered from that. First

12:08
of all, you got to do a lot of explaining to those boomers, what phishing and email scam was.

12:14
Okay, it's quite different. Spelling is similar.

12:17
It's a bit like q&a on crack. Moose is a rational fear.

12:25
This week's third fear we're getting new submarines maybe costing us $368 billion. Australia is getting a handful of underwater tubes that can shoot more underwater tubes. $368 billion may sound like a lot of money. But really that's only 368 years of the ABC. That's all that's all it is. That's all that is. nuclear subs. Lewis. What do you think about these subs excited about nucleus? I couldn't be

12:49
more excited. Dan, I look I know. You know, Paul Keating, a lot of naysayers, a lot of cowards. A lot of people who pissed the bed at the side of the Chinese invasion. They're saying no. But me i i know full well that the boys and women, the men and women and who are under the seas are the ones who protect us every day for the great undersea threats that we face. I know that we haven't had a working submarine since Federation. I know we've had a lot of

13:20
didn't act that way.

13:23
Yeah, I you know what, I think this time is gonna be different. I know. There's no reason to believe that. And I know now we've added a little nuclear twist, which I think is an exciting, I can't wait to see how we fucked this up. I think

13:36
it's so interesting. Like, the first steps we're getting there are going to be second hand American submarines. So we're gonna get American submarines that are going to be cleaned up and sent to us. And the head of budget range and the story like the government saying, Oh, it's gonna be between 278,000,000,370 8 billion, like that's a that's $100 billion. Like difference, like, that's it What a crazy range. I can only assume that 100 billion dollars is dependent on whether we actually convert the American submarines to right hand drive, I assume. I think

14:05
it's whether or not we get tinted windows. I think that's quite

14:09
you know, what gets me is like, I don't know anything about boats. I don't know why I would but like, what got me was when they said that they need to replace the submarines every two years. I'm like, that doesn't sound like a trustworthy boat. If anything, like if you have to replace your boat. At the same time that you have to replace a phone like don't go 20 metres underwater. I grew up not your life purpose.

14:34
You really want to hope these Virginia class submarines or IP 68 Or you know,

14:39
whatever, if you ever talk to any like relatively wealthy person, and you ask them what's the worst investment you've ever made? They'll always say a racehorse or a boat for similar reasons, which is that they will break and and eventually you'll lose all your money and it's just like, this is the multi multi multi billion dollar version of that we can't make planes that fly. We can't make helicopters that do their job. We can we barely make human being soldiers that can't commit war crimes. You know what I mean? Like, our country's military is pretty fucking rogue. I just wonder if at this point we might have to just give up,

15:20
but just give up the country? No. Did we?

15:23
If we just had no military, right? No one's fucking invading us. No one's gonna, like, what are they coming for?

15:32
You know what, as well. They're underwater. No one can see them. I feel like a whole big visibility piece in war is that someone somewhere can see it. But if it's under the water, can't we just say that submarines are attacking each other? And we could just make up the facts? Like why do we need the boat?

15:50
Amelia? That is why I'm going into the submarine building business. And we'll be launching our first submarine in 20 years. It's gonna cost $3 billion. Amelia, you're the you're the you're the foreman. You're gonna be running the sharks.

16:04
It's so good. It's like, you know how when you sometimes move into a house that's in a sketchy neighbourhood, you'll put up a beware of the dog sign or like you put up like a security camera that doesn't work. We should just around Australia put up giant signs that are like submarines operating in this area. Watch out

16:23
with these submarines. They are nuclear which means nuclear disposal nuclear waste is already debate about where that's gonna go Western Australia came out today to say we're not us. We don't have enough. We just don't. Australia just don't. Like well, that kind of makes sense. Because they couldn't be trusted with one bit of radioactive Lego brick. So they're like, well, we we can't even we can't even manage the Lego brick radioactivity. We can't What are we gonna do with the reactor? They everyone's kind of putting the pressure on South Australia to to build a hole. But that put that in?

16:53
You mean a second hole has already Adelaide? Oh, well, you're ready to sell tickets anymore.

17:00
There's a great comment from Peter Dutton on this and I swear this is not from butter. But he said he would love he would support the cuts to the NDIS in order to make way for the subs. Oh my God, when I saw that, I laughed. A big belly laugh. And it was just Oh, that's so typical. Like, that is the that is the most what? Like, someone would have written that as a joke. Like, that's not a joke. You're actually saying that.

17:29
It's so much cut. What if we just bought one? Let them have one. You know, what are we looking at? They're like 20 billion 30 billion 40 billion. Like, we can have one. We'll give him one. But not as not 16 or whatever it is madness. I kind of I do feel like it's so funny that Paul Keating is the one that has turned the tide on this. An old man just like pointing his finger at the cigar. No, no, it's randomly managed to turn this around.

17:57
There is a point to all this. That is the rise of the PLA and Zhi Jing ping did lay down a challenge to say, y'all need to get ready to invade Taiwan by 2027. Is this something we should be worried about in Australia? Or do we just go let them invade?

18:14
I just don't think it's the same thing they don't they don't like Taiwan and Australia are different for literally all of the reasons. They're not similar in any way at all. I mean, there's like, these are very different situations are not quite it, this whole thing seems insane to me. Like I feel like, like maybe Albanese has like a kid who wants to be a submariner somewhere, like, there's got to be a shoe that drops in this conversation that we just haven't got to yet.

18:41
It's so funny seeing the press coverage in the Sydney Morning Herald and the age in the lead up to this, their giant Red Dawn kind of media blitz scared the manufacturing of consent to kind of build up to this moment. It's so strange to kind of see, you know, actually happen unfold, unfolding in front of your eyes. And this time, now, being an old person now, and seeing many war cycles and seeing the media go through these war cycles by kind of saying, all the scary stuff that's leading up to an announcement and you're like, oh, and then when you see the actual announcement drop, you're like, Oh, well, that clearly makes sense. Because for the last three weeks, the major broadsheet has been kind of selling the idea of, of defence you know, in a major way, and here we are, here is the pie. We need to eat. So interesting. Like it's so it's kind of it makes me feel a bit disgusting. Like, knowing like seeing through the scene through the facade going, Oh, that's just what they're doing. In a moment. There's gonna be a huge

19:33
rock or again, this is fun.

19:36
Yeah, we lived it again. This is the worst sequel ever because we know the ending. Well,

19:39
I think if we do want a solution that can make people feel a little more comforted in the event of an invasion or anything like that. We've got some super bats. Like they can protect us surely. We've got sky. We've got bats in the sky. We've got fake submarines underwater. Land. Do you bet like, come on?

20:02
Yeah, good point,

20:03
I'm not worried about an attack from China under the under the sea, I'm worried about a cyber attack on Bunnings. That's what I'm concerned about. And when that happens, that's when we send in the bats tit for tat.

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If you're on the free feed, you're about to hear a live read from the Western AI about our sponsor, if you're on the Patreon, you're about to hear Adam Bandt. One story we didn't get to Louis is that during the pandemic, there was a whole bunch of people who pulled money out of their super fund. And the first thing that many people did was gamble, gamble that they gamble with their money. Can you believe that? I can absolutely believe it. Yeah, it's very sad thing to do. But you know, one thing you shouldn't do is gamble on the future of the planet, Louis? Well, I

20:52
mean, it depends, then because what if you put the future of the planet on red? And then it comes up? Right? You know what I mean? Suddenly, the future the planet is looking twice as good. I'm not saying obviously, the odds are a little under 5050. But at the moment, probably less than 5050. Anyway, I reckon it's

21:09
not bad odds. One group who aren't gambling with your money is Australian ethical. They're only investing in ethical businesses that are met. That means no fossil fuels, no companies that are detrimental to the earth. I just saw they divested from LendLease this week, which is incredible, because LendLease is doing some tricky things with land in New South Wales and koalas and overdevelopment. So that's really fascinating stuff from them. So and they are also sponsoring irrational fear. So big thank you to Australia, if they got down

21:35
when the pandemic was on, I removed my money from my super and I invested in human trafficking. Now. I'm just wondering, what Australia legals position on human trafficking against against it

21:47
that said it right. They're against it. They're, they're against human trafficking? Well, I mean,

21:51
how did they come to this position?

21:53
I don't know. You know, you should definitely ask Adam, if he and

21:57
I will, I intend to give.

22:02
Adam Bandt is joining us live via the Internet himself, one that he is in charge of because he's part of the government. Adam, welcome to rational. Hi, Dan. Thanks for joining us, Adam. It's always great to hear you pop in the show every three months. And we just want to ask you one question again.

22:22
It's about the CPRS.

22:28
I'll have you know that I was in Cape Town last month with an Irish journalist. And he said to my face, Google it mate. I love the google it mate guy. Can you believe that? I was in Cape Town with an Irish journalist. And they were quoting you? How do you feel

22:43
about that? That's nice. I thought you're better say that he asked about the CPRS. But

22:51
Adam, what where are you at? At the moment? Obviously, it's a very busy time for you for the greens for you know, climate change policy in general. What's the mood?

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I saw a tweet today that said, Well, look, we're about to come out of a learning year. What's the next couple of summers going to be like, and my sense from talking to people is that, but really, for a lot of people, people are starting to get worried about what the climate crisis is going to mean. And we've had sort of a bit of a wet time and sort of some reasonably wet summers. And I think now sort of Penny has dropped that it's that's not going to last. And so I think there's a growing sense that we've got to get our skates on that time is running out, and that we've got to act. And I think we saw that sort of manifested at the last election really, when you've got people that greens vote go up. But also independents winning seats, or former liberals in the independents who've got better climate policies than the government does, like suggests to me that there's actually a real mood and a real shift amongst people that was expressed at the election that says radio, it's really time to get on with it.

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I want to know, how are you working with those independents? Like, what's the what's the vibe like working with those community, independents in federal parliament? And how are you thinking about that movement as you head into state elections?

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I was very interesting in the the New South Wales election that's on at the moment, we saw not only the greens, but even now independents saying that in balance of power, they'll push for action on coal and gas and saying stop opening new coal and gas and rewind, a parliament or two ago, and it was just us who are pushing that. And I think there's a growing sense, like, including amongst independents, like if you're not tied to the fossil fuel industry, if you're not taking the donations from the coal and gas corporations, you just look at it. And it's like, it's common sense, right? And so why would you open up new coal and gas mines in the middle of a climate crisis? And what we're finding is the Greens have been doing this for a while, but now also a number of the community independents, who are able to speak with us Science and speak for what I think, you know, a large section of the Australian population are thinking and saying things that that in many instances match things that we've been saying for a long time. And I think that's really good. I think that's really good that we now have this parliament were sort of roughly speaking a third of the country, just less than that votes for the government a third votes for the opposition and a third votes for someone else. And if you had the kind of electoral system that you had in New Zealand, for example, that would just that would require multi party government all the time. And we're seeing versions of that I think being played out in our parliament. Now. I just think it's really good.

25:38
What about the coalition with the government in New South Wales putting a ban on on mining offshore? That's pretty interesting. Do you take credit for that pushing them into that position?

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Well, this is exactly the point if the New South Wales, liberals can say that they're going to put a ban on, I think it was gas, oil and coal mining offshore. I didn't know coal mining offshore was a big industry. That's good. I stepped up. And, of course, a few asterisks and caveats. We've got

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an open cut mine, it's called the Pacific Ocean.

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So I mean, it's like there's, you know, there's, I believe that when I see it from the liberals, but the fact that they now think that it is in their electoral interests to say something like that, in the lead up to the election, I think shows how much the population has shifted. And The Australia Institute did a poll at the end of last year. That said, two thirds of people under 34 and 57% of the population generally don't want new coal oil or gas mines, right. And that's 57% of the population generally. And I think the penny kinda hasn't yet dropped in parliament that this is now a majority opinion.

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Who is the who's the 30 year old person, or the the 30% of those 30 year old people walking around going, you know, what we need around here? We need some new coal and gas I've always said

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so and I've given the given the like, debate at the moment, like, you know, not not in the New South Wales State election, which is also very interesting. But But federally, obviously, there's a lot of chit chat about, you know, Labour's policy at the moment, communicating with you needing your support. How's that looking? Where are you at?

27:21
So the government's got a plan for a thing called the safeguard mechanism that basically allows unlimited numbers of coal and gas mines to come into the system. And they don't actually have to reduce their pollution, they just have to buy offsets, and they can keep on polluting what you've said to them. We think there's some real problems with the scheme. And but look, we're prepared to, I guess, put aside our concerns and vote for it if you disagree, to stop making the problem worse, and stop opening new coal and gas now.

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As a touring comedian, Adam, I sometimes fly between capital cities, and I do tick the box, and I know that that $2.70 of carbon offsets is doing fuck. But I check it because it makes me feel good.

28:08
Qantas profits are doing pretty well, though, Dan. So maybe you're helping. That's good. Yeah,

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I'm helping out Alan Joyce. Yeah, well, I

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mean, he's just yet right. It's like these offsets for especially the large scale for Woodside that is proposing one just one of Woodside new projects, the Scarborough project off Western Australia, that alone would wipe out any climate gains from all of the 215 corporate entities covered by the safeguard mechanism put together 2030, right that we're talking about. And there's at least six new gas projects and more than six new coal projects that are in the pipeline between now and 2030. And more than 100 in the pipeline altogether. So these for these going, Woodside just got just tripled its profits. They're in the billions of dollars and the cost to them of offsetting, quote, unquote, the Scarborough project is about 5 million with an M a year. And these guys don't even pay any of the gas tax at the moment because the gas tax is broken. And many instances, big corporations in Australia don't even pay for the gas at all. So it's kind of coins down the back of the couch for these guys. And so we've said to the government, look, if you want to support, we're going to have to deal with this question of coal and gas. And we've said we'd look at other alternatives as well. People have talked about a climate trigger, which means you can't open up a big new project in this country. And as you take into account climate impacts, the independence others have put forward a range of proposals. We said we'll look at all of those but really this question of coal and gas, we have to start dealing with it and the government has to explain to the population why it wants to keep opening coal and gas mines.

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It's so kind of disheartening around the world to kind of see these huge projects still kind of get up. Biden administration this week, announced the konoka Phillips will open Protect, which is, if completed will, will kind of release 263 million tonnes of carbon dioxide over the next 30 years. What is this kind of deal with these so called progressive parties trying to show how green they are, you know, try to pretend that they're there for the environment, but are trying to also affect the planet at the same time? What's going on there? Like, what? What how did this Willow Project Get up?

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So the corporations that are meant and their lobbyists that are meant to be regulated by this new supposin climate policy that the government's putting up, donated over $900,000 to the government in the lead up to the election. So like, there's the coal and gas industries in Australia have enormous sway, like exercised through donations, but it's also a revolving door there, right. The other resources ministers, I think, get something like going back for the last 15 years, I'd stand to be corrected on that. But something like that every resource minister there was basically goes out the door and then ends up working for a resource company or their lobbyist. And so there's a big revolving door, there's big donations that come into play. And you see that in the US, you see that here as well. But it's completely as I said before, it's completely out of step with what people want. And I think there's

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sort of a whack on that, Adam, Adam on that, like, you know, $900,000 It sounds like to everyday person, that's a lot of money, right? But there must be more money. Let's go ahead and be away. Like there's got to be something that is not on the books that kind of is actually persuading these folks to do this because it doesn't, it doesn't make sense, like doesn't make sense. Like the money the amount of money you see, in the registers, like on the registers are so small, like, if I remember the film, the big deal, they were talking about numbers of 30,000 40,000 50,000. Like, That's chump change, like that's a car like what else they know, there's surely there's got to be more than than what's been

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27 big gas corporations in one year, between them bought in $73 billion of income and paid no tax, right? This is like we but these guys have their hooks into the Labour and the liberal parties. And they have seen it in Parliament, they basically they walk around the corridors of parliament with a metaphorical big stick and say, do what we want and what we demand. Otherwise, we'll run a campaign against you and try and oust you from your seats. And the and so far governments have been cowed by that, by that kind of threat and what I think, but what people aren't tweeting, but the government and the opposition haven't tweeted yet is that actually like the people, people would respond really well to a government that stood up to these corporations. And they said, No, actually, hang on, you got to pay some tax. And maybe your business model being premised on the destruction of the planet life, as we know, is something that we need to start winding down rather than boosting. And I think there would be huge, huge popular support for taking them on but as it is, at the moment, they're the ones wandering around saying, do what we want, or we'll run a campaign against you. And part of our job is to say, Well, no, actually, you probably it's getting to a tipping point now where you're going to lose more votes and more seats, if you don't take action on the climate crisis.

33:26
On the upside, if the planet does collapse, we won't have to sell Comedy Festival. That is real joy. Adam

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is in a dream world, obviously, like in a world that you run that people who'd like the planet to survive run, you know, the Labour Party makes the decision to not allow any more coal mines, you know, gas mines, anything like that. But in a imperfect well health, where they're in a position where they've got, you know, in the Neapolitan ice cream that you described before 30% 30% 30% They've got vanilla on one side, they've got strawberry on the other and they're the chocolate in the middle. What Lewis

34:03
is trying to say what does the Veneta Adam bad look like?

34:09
I guess what I mean, is like, if it comes to a point where the sticking point between, you know, them getting any progress is is this coal and gas thing that that is again, from our point of view, crazy reasonable, but for whatever reason to them isn't. What what are you going to do with that? You must I know Dan joked about the CPRS. But The Haunting of of that must be on your mind or like, obviously, I guess what I'm asking is like it's a principles versus I guess, practicality decision, potentially. Like, how are you feeling about that at the moment? Yeah, we'll

34:47
come in into I know the government loves to run the line about what happened, you know, a decade and a half ago and they completely and then if they ever Last Julia Gillard out of history as if as if there was no like, they forget that immediately afterward the greens and labour work together and put in place climate laws that actually worked in this country. But like just putting that to one side like that, that actually doesn't really concern us too much, because the the 20 year olds who are marching in the street now with signs saying no new coal and gas when Primary School when all that happened, and it doesn't quite have the purchase that that the few labour hacks might think it has. And they tell themselves that story a lot, and so on. But it's not our experience is that it doesn't resonate. And people think that our position is the common sense one, but like, if you look back over what we've done, since we've been in this Parliament, there's been a number of instances like the passing of the climate or passing the Evie law were passing of the law to take on the gas corporations where it wasn't done exactly how we would have liked it. But we took the view that the climate bore there 43% weight target, right really weak Tiger it's premised on exceeding two degrees which means the end of the Great Barrier Reef for example, in destruction in the Murray Darling Basin like that's, that's their targets. But we took the view that we could determine prove the law put in place a, a floor, not a ceiling, and we passed it even though we think it should have gone much further, because in our view, it was a small step on the road to tackling the climate emergency

36:25
when you say Dutton peripheral, or do you mean like writing it in very like, with long, like very verbose language like,

36:33
Yeah, something like that. The the way, we're, if we can take a step on this direction, then I would, we're obviously you've seen us say, Well, look, let's do that. But what, and we'll work together with the government to do that, even though what we think you're doing is nowhere near good enough. But I guess where we draw the line, is it making the problem worse, right? And, like if what the government is putting up, actually sees the problem get worse, because it says, Open slather on new coal and gas, and actually will tick the climate box and say we've done this, even as pollution from coal and gas continues to go up, then I guess that's, that's a place where I think anyone would say, Oh, you don't vote for something that makes the problem worse.

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Amelia, did you want to? Yeah,

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I just had one question. You know, as a pleb. I think I speak for the people that far and wide. And I think, you know, for this upcoming election, there's a hot button question on the minds of many Australians. So my question is, Fuck, Marry kill house of House of Representatives Senate. Or, you know, like that hectic, Picasso styled painting of Gough Whitlam in Parliament House. You know, the one I do you know, the one Adam, do you know, the one Louis?

37:59
They don't let me in to Canberra or anyone for good reason. You know what I did? Yeah.

38:08
I can't go there. The language of it maybe? Which one would you bromance one? In which one would you share? What can I say? Can I say I'm feeling after the last 48 hours. I'm feeling particularly finally towards Paul Keating. Anyone come out and put succinctly into words something that that that I've been thinking for a little while about better ways to spend over $300 billion. Who comes it comes out and does that manages to get on the front page. That's, that's worth a glass or two.

38:52
Yeah, we've just got a clip to promote the show, Adam. That's great. Thanks, Adam. Thank you so much for joining us on rational VR. We just got a couple of questions from the folks on Patreon Peter McNeil says, How do I google the current cash rate? How does he do that?

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Go to a search engine of your choice. I've been advised that I should be medium neutral from now on so.

39:13
And Hayden shore wants to know, what should the defence budget be? I'll take the answers in US dollars or submarine. It should be

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what it what works for us not what works for the US.

39:25
And Adam. I did a bit of googling to see what you're up to lately, and it looks like your super fund is a bit dirty. And we have a superfund that sponsors our show that's not have you Would you ever consider moving your Superfund to one that doesn't sponsor fossil fuels?

39:40
I don't know who isn't Superfund that

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that sponsors your Australian ethical looks after us? Very, very good.

39:46
I am actually in a I mean a fossil free Fund The Daily Telegraph chose not to mention that particular

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point of our super fund is that they don't condone human trash. Okay, have you checked in on yours?

40:05
They tell me they don't either.

40:09
Hester has a different super fund for human trafficking. Adam, Ben, thanks for joining us on irrational fear.

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Yeah. Thank you. Thanks for having us on.

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is rational.

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That's irrational fear. Big thanks to Louis. Adam, Ben and Amelia. Adam, do you have anything to plug?

40:29
Just yet vote great and see in the upcoming election.

40:33
Oh, come on. nonpartisan show. All right. Go Jack come on here willy nilly and say vote Green. No. And they

40:40
go and see Mandy Nolan at the Comedy Festival as well while you're there. Yes, Mandy

40:45
Nolan also performing at irrational fear. Next Sunday in Brisbane. Amelia, what would you like to plug?

40:52
I am doing the Melbourne International Comedy Festival from April 10 to 22 Birds apothecary. It's on the website for you know the one the big Melbourne one. And also Sydney in May, May 17 and 19 at the Factory Theatre. All right, Louis. What

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would you like to break down? We've got a great show irrational fear. Brisbane World Science Festival next week. What alarm bell bottle? Correct Mark Humphries. Mandy Nolan. The exact same person that Attabad just recommended. We agree. We agree on that. And also Daniel it's yeah, of course. He'll be there. This Melbourne International Comedy Festival second of April. What a while. Yeah.

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Who's Who's on the show?

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I've got a 10 week. Just

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one. Just one person. One person. Great. Same race time is on the show. Yes, very good. Very good. Big thanks to rode mics Australian ethical, our sponsor, patreon supporters and Jacob roundover Tepanyaki timeline until next time, we'll see you next week.

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The conversation we had with Kyam Maher, the South Australian Attorney General was super inspiring. South Australia is in the process of passing legislation to enshrine their own Indigenous Voice To Parliament, and the Attorney General is one of the folks leading the charge in SA to bring it to fruition.

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📺 Dylan Behan mashes up the summer of news you missed.
👑 Lewis Hobba finds someone to perform at the King’s Coronation.

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this is the podcast that takes the news and gives it a little ride on the Oba. I didn't know what an Oban is. Sounds dangerous. That sounds pretty good. Alright, let's make our fear mongers for tonight. First up is a musical Wiz and a showbiz master of showbiz, a man who's no stranger to making people annoyed on television, but it's only apologise once. It's Andrew Hansen. Hello, Andrew. Hello, Andrew, you've annoyed a lot of people on TV. Do you have your advice for the project?

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The project is apologise more often and somebody might start watching again.

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And they've received their second five star review at the Adelaide Fringe Festival but they refuse to let it go to their head. It's the very humble and she asked him to say this The artist formerly known as Gabby bolts. Yes. Gabby congratulations on your great reviews. What keeps you grounded?

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The rocks that I put in my pocket as they walk into the ocean.

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And then the first of two lawyers here on this panel is the satirical miracle that is Alice Rebecca Fraser. Alice, have you ever been on a call Many panels with more than one lawyer.

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I have always been more than one lawyer on the inside. Inside everybody there are two lawyers one wants you to win and one that wants you to fail and they're in constant court battle.

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And he's not only a DJ but a master craftsman of wacky clips from the news fighters podcast and behind the scenes on every TV show in Australia it's still in vain dealing what is the what is the worst comedy show you've ever worked on? No. I want to work again it's a very small and they know the law inside and out. I hope you have your parking tickets ready for review it South Australia's Attorney General chi ma

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Time for all of us visitors to this land. What is the strangest law in South Australia we need to be aware

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of you can spend two years in jail for pretending to be a clairvoyant. Is that right? Section 40 of the summary Offences Act.

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Just jail everybody who's claiming to be a clairvoyant because you wouldn't claim to be a clairvoyant. If you were a clairvoyant, because you'd see the jail coming.

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You can just imagine the prosecution the judge tells you Are you a clairvoyant or not you want to and you are gonna ask that case dismissed.

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And finally, each Sunday, our guest visits a maternity ward to drain the stem cells from discarded umbilical cords to keep him youthful enough to host Triple J. Dr. It's the radiant Lewis

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Yes. Welcome your

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children. Last time we came to Adelaide, we are done.

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We don't need to talk about the last time I came to Adelaide.

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We left on sour terms. Because, you know, Julie's Amuro booked us for the cabaret festival. And she got a few complaints about the comedy we did there was very anti Adelaide. So I've got some ground rules.

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Okay. There was actually the moment I started my like set. The last time we were in Adelaide, a man stood up and it was this is the cabaret festival, so very different energy to the fringe. He stood up and he was wearing a feather boa and he flicked it around his head and he read. That's not a camera. It was fucking amazing.

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So we've got some ground rules for tonight. So please, no barrel jokes. No wheelie bin jokes, and no human size receptacle jokes in general. Okay, that is that is it. That is it for tonight. And it's great to be here in Adelaide a little later on. We're going to be talking to Kyle about the voice of South Australia. But first here is a message from this week's sponsor.

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Jim Chalmers says if you've got more than $3 million in Super, you'll probably be okay with paying a normal amount of tax but tell that to the renters in your fifth investment property. Jim Chalmers wants to steal money from the super rich to give it to the slightly less super rich, is this the Australia

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we want? So these are confronting numbers.

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Jim Chalmers doesn't want you to enjoy Bollinger on your 66th birthday, who's forcing you to drink DOM pairing yuck. Instead,

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that's going to be a difficult time ahead. Don't

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let labour steal your third first class trip on the Queen Mary to this year away from you.

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It will get tougher before it starts to ease authorised

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by Rich for a second conversation about Super Australia.

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It is great. It's great to be in Adelaide. It's fantastic energy here it feels like like Austin at South by Southwest I've almost been run over by 10 scooters, which is great because it means if someone's paying 20 bucks to go 500 metres the economy is good. It's really good. It's really good. We're gonna get into a bit of SA politics in a bit. But before that yesterday I to promote the show. I was on ABC Radio. Didn't want to hear me on ABC radio with Joe Schilling yesterday. Yeah. Oh, great. Fantastic. Wonderful. Excellent. And

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listener. You're listening. Dan, have

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you seen the ratings for ABC Radio? I don't think anybody sorry, Lewis.

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It's a question. Levine. Lewis Andrew, myself, Dylan, we've all kind of started our careers on ABC, YouTube, Alice and Gabby as well. And like how many we started our careers like 2009 on TV? Yeah. 10 We went to air 2010 Yeah, you've been doing radio for like Triple J national drive.

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i When radio was invented, I was there. I was there the dawn of the very first broadcast and you did Winston Churchill shook my hand and said go and play flume Youngboy and I did.

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Louis you also do TV? You're a bit of a network star on the ABC.

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Sure. Yeah, that's right. When they need a white guy they they see if Charlie pickerings busy. And then they work their way down to will Anderson. And then they make seven or eight more phone calls. And if none of them are available. They check once more and then they call me

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It's so it's kind of interesting to say you know how ABC Radio Adelaide introduced us.

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These 12 minutes to five you're listening to your show. It is ABC Radio, Adelaide. Well Tomorrow at five pm at Vagabond at the Garden of Earthly Delights, you'll get the opportunity to laugh in the face of fear or irrational fear. Dan Ilic has been hosting this podcast since 2012. In our CO hosts with Triple J presenter, Louis Hobbs.

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It was Hobbs. Father, I think you might have a branding issue.

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Julius Silla has shaken my hand looked me in the eye and said my name on more than one occasion.

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It could have been a simple mispronunciation like that. I don't know, Louis, let's see if it was a mistake.

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You'll be co hosting with Lois Hobbs Of course, Triple J presenter but you always have

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low as this is bad. This is terrible. You've got you've got actually an SEO problem, which is search engine optimization. I actually Googled Lewis Hobbs and it came up with a football. This is Microsoft Bing you're also some kind of planetaries That's

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actually me when they gave me my first radio job.

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But when you put it into Duck Duck go this is what comes up we've discovered the Julian Sheila uses the security search engine Duck Duck guy. Don't lose. Don't worry. Like when I heard this, I had to defend your honour. Thank you so much. I needed to speak up.

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Well, Daniel edge. Thank you for joining us. It's good to know that you've finally got to Adelaide and you'll be part of irrational fear tomorrow in the garden. Have a great show. Dan, thanks for coming on.

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Thanks. So that's why I give a big shout out to my co host Lewis Hobbs. He's an absolute legend.

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Thank you, Dan. Danny, and

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all right, Louis.

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Honestly, I was gonna be really fucking nice to Adelaide this time. I wrote a whole thing about how not and you know what, fuck yourself. It's fucking barrel time. Don't

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punish the people for the one you know. You're all one

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person. You're all Julian Silla.

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Lewis. Sorry. Thanks for Thanks. Thanks for that, Louis. I'm sorry about that. Louis isn't the only one with nine complications. Andrew, you've got quite a complicated problem with your name. Oh, look,

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can I complain about my name in the in the form of song day? Yeah, if you don't find kind of spontaneously do this with a backing track? No, my name is Andrew Hanson and you know that comes with a few issues by this I could have been named after Charles the new King. I could have been James or bill or any damn thing that mom told me Andrew and it makes me wince cuz adopt the name of that Prince terrible name, known by any other name. That's what I want to be a blowgun name like brand new or a nutcase name like Barnaby, an ancient name like Jesus or any name since but I got the name of that Prince. Last night even worse, but didn't get a choice. And son is your surname I was told. I shared with a poly from the Ku Klux Klan, and a rock band of eight year olds. Andrew Garfield with Spider Man. Andrew Lloyd Webber's still fiddling with pants to cursed old name, but our moms weren't convinced. So we kept the name of that print. Sadly, it's a hard name to carry. It's even worse than Harry. I got the name of that print name. But if you're planning a baby, then take my hand squat. Don't give him the name of a print

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there is a bit like q&a on crack loses faith, rational fear.

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As we say goodbye to summer. Let's spend a minute to remember the stories we all avoided over summer. Dylan bang you watch too much news for one man. What did we miss? Yeah, thanks, Sandy.

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Did you have a good summer? A great summer. What about everyone? Everyone in Adelaide have a good summer. Yeah, I had a great summer because in Sydney at least was the first summer in about four years. We didn't have raining ash from bushfires. COVID lockdowns are scary new variants, keeping us indoors. But I don't know personally it felt like there was still not quite enough news. I don't know I watched all the news this summer and and edited together and tell me what you think. Tell me if you think tell me if you think there was much good news this summer.

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The rise in interest rates with the promise of wars income is the number one talking point right across the country.

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I'm certainly sorry if people listened to what we'd say the reserve The Bank says more rate risers are coming but the treasurer it seems is not convinced. It remains well that they have the decisions for the future haven't

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yet been taken.

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Angry shoppers are starting to call out examples of hyperinflation on supermarket shelves. With outrage over Cocoa Puffs nearing $10 A box

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right by parking a major shopping centres is now outlawed in South Australia and we are the parties of the Australian working class.

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The Pentagon is tonight tracking a suspected Chinese spy balloon travelling through us skies blue we

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look at it the very famous Australian cattle dog making its taboo.

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It's been a dramatic day on Sydney's northern beaches with several of them forced to close following a shark attack on a dolphin

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which is scary because you've combined clipper with JAWS. The worst combination you can get

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giant sail has had quite the adventure in the Victorian town of Fort Lonsdale. We're gonna go quickly.

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Visa unit in the Perth nightclub

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is banning red shoes labelling them a magnet for misbehaviour. What is the next shape?

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You're gonna have to change and you're gonna have to two games and sci fi superstars Nicole Kidman and Kate Evan and making the most of their time here in Australia. It was a recent trip to a kebab shop that had the Hollywood couple wowing locals.

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How exciting was it

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to have Nicole and Keith in your store and

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most importantly, what are they?

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Is it something that Keith hasn't tried yet that maybe you should give a go

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at any time of the day when it kebab isn't appropriate?

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For the great kebabs for tiny but potentially deadly radioactive capsule that was missing in WA is Outback has been found. In this case. It was a tiny capsule.

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15 years ago Prime Minister Kevin Rudd delivered a national apology,

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the opposition leader apologising for walking out on the apology 15 years ago.

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I apologise

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for my actions, notably absent from the anniversary breakfast this morning, Peter Dutton we don't need a voice we need is

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a powerful earthquake has struck Turkey now known as Turkey.

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ddrescue is in Turkey and Syria are deep into a second night of digging and freezing temperatures as they race to save any survivors of the earthquakes that struck the region more than 24 hours ago. Well, time for one more trip aboard the venga path.

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That's the summer of news. Yeah, thank you, Dylan.

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Let's continue on with hang on a sec. This is where we play a clip. When you guys want to chime in with a joke, just say hang on a sec, and we'll stop the tape. This comes from South Australian Senator Alex antic he is in some big Alex antic fanzine that's really one are really familiar with his antics. I believe that's the name of the Sky news show. Join me on Alex antics. That's what he's plans to do when he retires. So this is him instead of estimates talking to the Department of Home Affairs, about something very serious,

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your opening statement here, which, after the front of me, you made mention of the fact that the department's work extends to dealing with the effects of climate change. Yes. And to better position Australia to deal with the increasing exposure and vulnerabilities to nationally significant crises, including those due to climate change,

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we think I'm gonna say you hope that the next line is going to be? And is it going? Well? How do you reckon it's good? How can we help you do that better?

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Is that comedy? Or is it serious?

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Sounds like the Adelaide advertiser giving a review

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your opening statement? Is that comedy clarity, or is that serious?

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Are you referring to the question that you've asked me? I don't understand. I don't

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know the suggestion that the Department of Home Affairs is somehow prioritising the issue of climate change.

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Sorry, hang on a sec. He really stops to read the words climate change is like a job. Sorry, I'm just seeing this for the very first time. Climate climate change, explain more?

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What is this catastrophic thing that poses massive security risks for our country department of Home Affairs,

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because I know that like we all I assume, look at this and go, Well, this guy is just being he's just being and he's just getting in the way. And he's, this is theoretical, but he's just like slowing this shit down. And he knows he's that. But imagine if he genuinely had just heard about climate change. Like it would be a cause for concern.

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What he's doing is he's doing this weird thing. He's like cosplaying American politicians who are not actually in the room that they're in. They're just constantly trying to get tick tock clips of themselves going viral being like, a climate change. Like it's just that

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that's exactly what he's doing.

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I think Dan, he really wanted to ask about the venga bus, to embarrass to change and as a South Australian, we're sorry.

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Genuinely I know how to respond to a rather oddly put question, you asked me whether it's comedy. It's my job. I don't I don't really understand what you're asking me.

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Well, so you mean to tell me that the Department of Home Affairs is prioritising the effects of climate change?

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I just enjoy the fact that they're going back going back and forth going, is this comedy? Is this a question? Is this comedy? What's the question? What's comedy?

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It's actually their version of who's on first, which actually is classic comedy.

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Is it safe to say that the department has been captured by leftist ideology?

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Oh, hang on to say he's the comedy. Arrived in the form of that question.

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I went to his Twitter page to see just what his deal is, and who he follows. Who do you think Alex? Liberal senator for South Australia follows? Who is the one person that he follows? Somebody already yelled it out. You want to say it all together? 123. That was Trump, I think and yes, hangable any person he follows his Donald Trump I think that's the real company right there.

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Only podcast made entirely by artificial intelligence. Russian Oh,

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please give it up for Alice Fraser.

21:25
Hello, this is about the news that four new charges have been added to Sam Venkman. Freed's criminal indictment bringing the total number of charges to 12. If you don't know Sam Backman freed was a crypto trader, who was the darling of both Silicon Valley the Effective Altruism community and the Harvard whitebread wank stains for being a tussle head shorts wearing compulsive gamer who seemed to have the magic touch with other people's imaginary money. Silicon Valley is obsessed with startup culture, which you could be mistaken for believing is about starting new and exciting businesses when in fact, it's sort of a gold rush of hype and an obsession with getting bought out quickly by a big fish. So you never have to admit that most online companies don't have a business model at all other than selling your attention to the advertisers. This is just about the acquisition of legitimacy via the public investment of venture capitalism. Essentially, you should give me more money because heaps of people are giving me money, but their job is to talk other people into giving them other people's money in order to give it to other people. Sam Backman freed managed to self brand as a scruffy wunderkind while escaping into his 30s in the Bahamas as one of the world's richest men while doing experimental new wave polyamory with his colleagues, which should have been a red flag as to productivity, because who has time to pioneer a new way of running human sex, while also being responsible for billions of dollars, such as society's willingness to let young fuckheads gamble with huge quantities of money. And at one point, somebody told him that he should think about getting a board for his company, and he told them to go fuck themselves, and they still invest it. And this is happening in a country America which makes mothers go back to work six weeks after giving birth six weeks, I don't want to get graphic but you have barely stopped bleeding. And look, I'm not saying it's that bad. In Australia. After I gave birth, I got a government payment to see me through the first 18 weeks postpartum it was about it arrived about 11 months after I gave birth. And in order to get it I needed to fill out about 30 pages of the most intrusive invasive Kafka esque paperwork explicitly designed to make you feel like our filthy leech sucking on the morally superior teat of the benevolent and hard done by government, while also asking those kinds of questions that make you question your ability to read reason or comprehend the English language. What I am saying here is we have not figured out how to attribute value to things when we're giving money to men to spend on imaginary money that only exists because other people believe in it. And we are not paying people enough to make human beings.

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If Elon

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Musk made a human being you'd give him a fucking Nobel Prize. Even from a purely selfish perspective, you know, the first two years of a baby's life are incredibly important to have a personal connection with at least one priority caregiver. Right? And I'm again, from a purely self interested perspective. Who do you want wiping your ass when you are 90 years old? Is it somebody who knows what it feels like to be loved? Yeah, so what we need to do is give parents enough time and money to make the human beings that are going to be the doctors and the nurses and the carers of the future, rather than passing it down the magic money machine. Thank you.

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What is rational fear? It's based in fear, begging the saddest headlines and giving them a little tickle.

24:45
Yummy. Before we hear from the law itself, you actually have been considering other careers before comedy.

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Yeah, I mean, there's not a lot of proof that there's a lot of security in comedy, and it may shock all of you to know By looking at me that I don't have a degree so anyway, so yeah, I did I had a little Google, we're all good information is found. And I am I was sort of looking at, you know, jobs with career growth that I can have longevity in that provide a good mindset and all that you send me that link. You're not gonna want it when I tell you what it was because I kept I kept seeing one really weird thing that kept popping up and that was the police. Yeah, no, I thought surely not. Surely you have to have a criminology degree to join the police force. But if you have one,

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that's just just for kinds benefit. This is the New South Wales Police.

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Right? Yeah, no show. I know it is. So yeah, I'm from the premier state, but it really should say the premier state, but regardless, I Googled how to look. And I was like, surely not, I had to keep going, you know, so I kept looking, I was like, Okay, well, well, what is the bare minimum? You know, what is the one requirement that you need to join the police force, you know, the job where they train you up to have a gun and then say protect everyone, and it's six months. So I thought about it a bit longer. And I thought, what if you applied that level of training to literally any other profession. If you're a cop, you might want to pop out for about two minutes.

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Or just put your gun away. Put that one down.

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Kindergarten teacher would only have up to F. When they look at their curriculum to teach the alphabet. A surgeon would not yet have even touched a surgery. But six months yep, that's all it takes to join the ALS bullies. A lawyer would be juggling four subjects on their feet. When on average, there are 38 subjects to complete. They cannot yet defend object or bargain for replay. But meanwhile, you can make arrests when you're the AWS police seems fair. A retail worker would still have a skerrick of their soul. The West Coast Eagles still would not have scored a single goal. Michelle has not been introduced as child of destiny. You can look up kids when you work for us police. The age of criminal responsibility in this country across the board is 10 when I was 10, I couldn't even spell criminal. Our first time mom is still too busy cooking up a kid. A first time architect is still drawing up the blueprint. Our first time taxidermist is still fucking creepy, but so is the fact that in six months you can join the US police. A politician would have only fucked up 40 times and for every fuck I may they weren't until about 40 lives. A toaster support worker still has not got back to me. But I would not have that problem. If I worked for us police hands off Telstar it's fun Lulla Lulla Lulla, firearms, military complex. III all the people I know that went into that career were annoying at best and horrifying and worst. A lot of driver would still be making them longer. An office worker still has not worked up two weeks in lieu a musical comedian just has this six months yet all it takes to only make arrests and join us

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this is Russian Oh

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Thank you so much Australian ethical. later on this year, the whole country will vote in a referendum on the indigenous voice to parliament. The listeners outside of South Australia. You may not know this, but just a few days ago, South Australia passed legislation to enshrine its State's own First Nations voice to Parliament. Thanks to this man. He is a proud Aboriginal

man. The first indigenous person to hold the Office of Attorney General it's time, Ma.

Time, congratulations. What an extraordinary treatment. What can you tell us how it felt to pass that legislation?

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So it's passed the upper house of parliament that goes through the lower house, which by definition the government has the numbers in so we will have a fully elected Aboriginal voice to the South Australian Parliament by the end of this month. Wow. Fantastic. When I formally introduced the legislation as Minister for Aboriginal Affairs in the Upper House, the public galleries were absolutely stacked with Aboriginal leaders, people that I've known, respected and been my mentors for decades. There were so many Aboriginal people there that journalists and my fellow MPs from the chamber couldn't get in to have a seat. It was the proudest day of my working life.

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How did you feel like how did you feel like getting that getting that bill passed and the upper house

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just amazing. At the end of my 20 minute speech, introducing the bill, I haven't been there before when people have stood up and clapped. There were tears there a lot of emotion. As I said, it was the proudest day I've had since I've worked anywhere.

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can sue Are you saying that if this incredible, by the way, but I there was one thing that caught my ear there, if you fill up the holes, the politicians can't get in.

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That does create a big incentive for the politicians from the other chamber who wanted to come and watch it. Not find places to go, uh, yeah. You were thinking of a sneaky way to planning an

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insurrection. But it's it's good to have a backup, you know.

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So that's so exciting. I was in Cape Town two weeks ago, and I was talking to some First Nations folks who I'm friends with from Guatemala, about the indigenous voice to Parliament. And I had I happen to have the 270 page final report and I was showing it to them. They said to me, then this gives me chills like this is incredible how many voices to Parliament from indigenous folks are there around the world, you know, there are

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numbered in different ways. Some Scandinavian countries have their own indigenous Parliament's there are reserved seats for Maori people in the New Zealand Parliament. But certainly in the Australian context, what we're doing South Australia will be the first of any ego, state or territory, and we think will be a really good sort of signpost and hopefully allay some fears with the national referendum coming up.

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Yeah. Well. Of course, the lefties in the audience are clapping girl. That's so exciting. Like, this is something that I'm super interested in. You know, Peter Dutton says he doesn't have enough information. Does he not have enough information?

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Yeah, he has plenty of information. As you said, there's a 270 page report. Yeah, he asked 15 questions. We wrote out the answers to all those 16 questions in terms of how our model works.

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Yeah, but did you do it in bold in,

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you know, and it was only 12 font. So probably wasn't, it wasn't good. But at the end of the day that it is really simply boils down to allowing Aboriginal people more of a say, in decisions that affect their lives. It is as simple as that.

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There are three no camps, as far as I can tell, there's like, recognise a better way, which is like the traditional conservative liberal camp, there's advanced Australia, which is the modern batshit crazy camp. And then there's a third camp, the progressive, no vote made up of a lot of grassroots folks. I follow a lot of like, black and First Nation folks on social media. And it seems to be a bit of disk discontent around the voice, there seems to be there's this progressive no vote is is, is they're all behind this progressive no vote for very compelling reasons around sovereignty, and treaty, they want something more, how do you bring those folks to this conversation?

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I have a lot of sympathy for people who want to see treaty want to see it happen, and want to see it happen. Now, it's a couple of centuries overdue in Australia. But my first political involvement was at the end of last century with the referendum to become a republic. And there were splits in the yes vote for the referendum, those who wanted to directly elected president rather than an appointed one. And those the sort of split in those who wanted to see us become Republic, I think caused it to fail. I would hate to see this referendum go down. Because those who want to see more happen split onto the sequencing treaty first or voiceless. I'm very firmly of the view. If this referendum fails, and we don't get a voice treaty won't be seen in our lifetime. It's not a question of your vote voice down and we get treaty quicker, I just don't think that's going to happen. So

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that was what I was going to ask Do you see them as like one and then the other rather than one getting in the way of the other sort of putting people off for a while?

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Absolutely. A lot of the people that I talked to Marcia Langdon and Megan Davis, those who have been heavily involved before and since the Uluru statement from the heart in 2017. I think sensibly look at sequencing that it makes sense have a voice first. And that sort of voice can then help progress, how you then go about truth and treaty. So I think it makes sense the sequencing. But even if you don't agree with that being against voice doesn't mean you're gonna get something else quicker.

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Is there anything in the voice that because I know there was some talk earlier about it actually getting in the way, not just in terms of getting in the way, theoretically of sovereignty? And like, there were people who were really worried that it would be like, no, no, if we get that, then that actually can't happen. Not won't, but can't. Is there anything any truth to that?

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I can give you some pretty strong advice. No.

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Thank you very much. That's all I have to say

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that there are so many things that thrown up, this will become your third chamber of Parliament and now a level of bureaucracy. It won't. What we've got in South Australian what has been proposed federally is an advisory body, it will mean when government makes decisions, they will listen more to the views of Aboriginal Torres Strait Islander people.

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That's it. It's less sexy when you call it an advisory body. It makes the whole things like obviously, everybody feel like this whole country is up in arms. What over an advisory body

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when you sort of distil it like that? It really Yeah. In those simple terms. Yeah. Well, what's the harm? What's the worst thing that can happen? Yeah, Aboriginal voices will be listened to more?

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Well, what I want to know is I think what everyone wants to know which is will the voice be forced to enter every room? Well, John, phantoms your voice and understand it plays as their theme tune?

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I'd like to say yes, but I don't think we can make that happen. We don't know the bagpipe anywhere in Australia for them.

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There's a lot of kinds of things, folks that no, it feels like this has been a real growing movement. And over probably the last 15 years, you see a lot of kind of movement towards recognising Aboriginal people in the Constitution, things like that. We have, you know, something very small. We have tried to buy for a lot of Aboriginal voices. We have an origin of country now podcast. You know, we say every week, you know, sovereignty was never never ceded. We need a treaty. And I'll be honest, when I heard that I stole it off Tom Ballard's podcasts because it sounded really good. But I mean, it. Is it tokenistic to do that? Or is it meaningful to kind of have these things in small ways in products we make? I don't

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think it's at all tokenistic. And I think it would be the overwhelming view of Aboriginal people that it is important to do that. It is the case. Yeah, it is just plain statement of fact, sovereignty was never seen, and you didn't see Aboriginal people a couple 100 years ago, you can have my country, you can ruin my culture, you can take away our kids, you can take our language, yet sovereignty was never seen. It is a basic statement of fact, and I think many Aboriginal people appreciate that recognition

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will climb. Thank you so much for risking your reputation to come on irrational fear. Yes, give him a round of applause. Thank you so much. And just for balance, I think it's important we hear from Peter Dutton. So I've got a clip. And kayam, I might ask your legal advice after this.

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Hi, Peter Dutton here, I'm calling on albeau to provide more information of the indigenous voice to Parliament, but not in the format of a 270 page report, but too much information. And not in the format of a series of one on one consultations for constitutional experts, and the Prime Minister himself. That information is to oral and as you know, I've heard of listening, which is why I refuse to hear members of my own party advocating for a yes position. You could try to make a pamphlet with pictures that move when you pull a little tab, but it'll go straight into the shredder. If a report, briefings, conventions, pamphlets, a decade of development, and even lobbying from my own party won't convince me Peter Dutton, maybe there's another reason that a former Queensland cop is against an indigenous voice to Parliament, but just can't put my finger on it. But if I did, I'd have to vocalise it, then I'd have to sue myself for defamation. And maybe that's the only detail that's missing. Elbow

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authorised by plausible deniability camera. So, attorney general, in your expert opinion, is that sketch defamatory? Can I play that in public?

39:25
Then I would love to have the power to dispense with the laws of defamation for the purpose of this show tonight. But am I afraid? I don't.

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That's very muddled advice. I think we'll just move on. Please give it up for Louis Harbour. A

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rational fear.

39:44
Hello, thank you very much. Remember when you were a kid, and it was your birthday party. And just before it started, you have a flash of worry. What if no one turns up that fear and fortune Suddenly is coming true, not for a child. But for a poor lonely 73 year old man from England. The man's name is King Charles the third. Because on the sixth of May this year, King Charles is getting a little crown place between his mighty years and he's throwing himself a coronation party. And he's asked all the huge musicians to join him. Adele, Ed Sheeran, Elton John, Robbie Williams, the Spice Girls Harry Styles, they've all said no. So at this point, so many people have said no to playing it King Charles has coronation he's going to be thinking about booking sticky fingers this is how dire the situation is this is true right after Robbie Williams had said no. King Charles went ahead and booked the rest of take that the rest of take that take that with no Robbie Williams is like buying a car without the wheels. Like it's technically a car but you don't pay for it. There was a time when being the king of England man you could just cut off the head of anyone who looked at him funny. And now the king in 2023 is reduced to booking take that without Robbie Williams oh well at least now they won't have to hide Prince Andrew and Robbie performs kids unfortunately for Charles the worldwide vibe on the British monarchy is at an all time low. With the effects of colonisation racism, both old and new. And the fact that they just won't do anything about Andrew it's easy to see why Ed Sheeran might not want to stand up and sing I'm in love with your body directly to King Charles it makes sense that Harry Styles said no to King Charles Harry saying no to Charles it's kind of a tradition they're developing over there. But I think then I wasn't a drone. I think we could have just left oh it could have just been like oh yeah. Oh yeah. See he's got a son called Harry he's yeah and we could have grown was unnecessary. Is Julian fucking Silla been told me people is this a fucking let's not cover what's happening again, Lewis? I think obviously the Harry no makes sense. I think the no that really would have hurt King Charles was Elton John. He asked Elton John. Elton John said no. Now obviously, Elton John did be at Diana's big send off. You might remember. The last thing you want to hear about your coronation is it was less fun than your ex wife's funeral.

That one you could have grown to I would have let it grow and happen on that one. Because Elton John, you might remember he rewrote the lyrics to Candle in the Wind for when Diana died. And I think he could easily do that again. Now for King Charles, I think a little something like and it's said it seems to be you lived your life like a man who yells at men and know and how to hold them when you sign and things. What advice he has it Oh, what a triple threat. Very good. Very good so much. I think it's a very bad sign for a leader when musicians hate you. I think like personally, I think Australia should be a republic. And I think it's frankly embarrassing that Australia would ever take orders from a guy who would book take that without Robbie Williams. I do feel a bit sad for Charles because I have party anxiety. It's the worst isn't the worst. Like the conversation, the rest of it, but it's bad. It's bad. It's what I'm saying. And since I know Charles is a huge fan of the podcast, thank you, Charles. Here's some suggestions of people that I think might say yes to playing at his coronation. So the first port of call if I was him would be people who actually love the Royals. Unfortunately, they're all inbred losers too busy to collecting teaspoons to learn to play an instrument. So they're all out. So here's who might actually do it. Oasis. Now. People have been begging the Gallagher Brothers to get back together for years. They hate each other and so they won't do it. But I think Charles could sit those two boys down and put their fight into perspective. Oh, you hate your brother, do ya? How many times did your brother get on Jeffrey Epstein's plane? Zero. Get the fuck out there and play Wonderwall. You If I was to say no, Charles might need to find someone who maybe hasn't read any news in a while. That could be an option if he was trying to find someone who didn't know anything about what's been going on with the royal family. I suggest Enya. Now Enya? This is true. A true fact. This isn't even a joke about Eddie. This is just a true fact. She lives in a castle alone with 12 cats. Like I don't reckon she's read the news. The problem with Enya if I may, is that she is notoriously Irish, which means Charles's family probably murdered some of India's family. Can you imagine actually having to consider that when you are booking entertainment for your party? Has my family killed any of your family? Okay, low vibes far all right. I haven't done it he fucking Christ. All right. Which brings me finally to the only idea that I think might work. Holograms, people have been making artists perform as holograms for over a decade. Now they'll say yes, because they can't say no. You could literally pick anyone you could have Holly hologram Harry Styles hologram Elton John. Hologram Adele, he could even add hologram Robbie

Williams, to real life take

that. And to finish the concert, I think he should resurrect his dead mother, who, floating above Westminster Abbey could finally say she loves him and ask the world to be nice to him. Now. If you think that's not possible, I want you to just Well, as I say close your eyes, but no, keep them open. Because just look at this. Imagine this floating off to Westminster Abbey. Hologram Robbie Williams probably shirtless. He's his pawn with the rest of take that right. And then the Queen's hologram floats up. And I love you so much, Charlie. I hope everyone in the world is being very nice to it's beautiful.

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Lewis Hobbs everyone. Fantastic. That is it for rational fee. Please think Gabby Lewis Dylan Andrew. Attorney General chi Ma? Is that everyone? Yeah. Delia thank big thanks to Ryan Mike's Australian ethical token events. Dane Nathan Yvonne Kathleen Jacob ran on the timeline. Our new patreon supporters Peter Clayton Darren your grab Nick Mueller, Colin Robertson, Tiffany Barreca Aaron Burke and Peter Lawler is back until next week, there's something to be scared of GoodNites by

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rational,

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a pretty fun show from Adelaide A big thank you to Adelaide. What a great town. What a great vibe. Oh my goodness, the town was absolutely popping off. It is such a wonderful place to hang out for a few days. Congratulations on having such a brilliant festival season. Thank you for going out to say everyone it is so cool as an artist to go to Adelaide. Love you. Lots. Thank you so much. Looking forward to being in Brisbane and Melbourne in just under three weeks time. Please head on over to the World Science Festival website to get your tickets for Brisbane and head on over to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival website to get tickets for Melbourne. Alright, cheerio. See you next week.

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This podcast is supported in part by Australian ethical. Good evening Lewis.

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Hello Dan. How are you?

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Lewis? I'm at the start of the show. I'm energised because I want to tell the people who are listening in Adelaide and Melbourne just one thing and that is to please please for the sake of breaking even buy a ticket to the show.

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This is good. This is good. This is good local content. If you know anyone whose family ends in polites get them alone.

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Oh, my family are from Adelaide originally, my mum and dad met at Adelaide University. So if you if you're at Adelaide University, you know, man, you're looking for love. Maybe one or two could have a little Lewis

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or at all, Louis, depending on how your Louis is go. We've got a great show in Adelaide and we've got Gabby bolt, Alice Fraser. We've also got Andrew Hanson from the chaser. And we've also got for some reason, the South Australian Attorney General is joining us in Adelaide, which is amazing. We're gonna be talking to him about South Australia's voice, which is great. And Melbourne is selling a lot slower than we anticipated. Despite having Grace time on the show, which killed last year. You guys gotta get tickets, you gotta go go right now to Melbourne Comedy festival.com.au and buy a tickets, not even the websites probably why we aren't selling many tickets. But you should go you should go and buy a ticket because it's so it's such a huge show. And it's gonna be really great. Surprisingly, Louis, our Brisbane show is doing really well for sales. We've already sold like 120 So we're like we're killing it. The show's not even on for like another another few weeks.

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It's the World Science Festival and they sent me my invite the other day and I was flicking through some of the other events that are on and we stick out. I'm like these people are very smart. And they've done a lot of research.

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We've done we've got a really smart person on stage with us. His name is Dan Ilic. Her name is Jessie Christiansen She's a doctor. She runs the exoplanet library for NASA and she works with the JW S T team, the James Webb Space Telescope team so we're going to be grilling her about aliens. It's very exciting. So that is happening in Brisbane at the end of March. I'm recording my irrational feet on Gadigal land in the urination. Sovereignty was never seated. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

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A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, Canberra, fed gum and section 40 of our rational view recommended listening by immature audience.

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Tonight with the New South Wales set to vote next Saturday, polling suggests the other guy is maintaining a strong lead whatever his name is and the creator of the comic strip Dilbert goes on a racist tirade getting him dropped from hundreds of newspapers but a job offer at the Australian and after Rupert Murdoch admits that Fox News was lying to its audience. Donald Trump has accused the media mogul of throwing his anchors under the table instead of in the sea where they obviously belong. It's the third of March 2023. And with more lies than Fox News. This is irrational fear.

Welcome to rational fear. I'm your host former only fans nurse Dan Ilic. This is the podcast that puts a shot of vodka. In your news, irrational fear let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. They're a former corporate ladder climbing shill, but now they are a children's party clown performing her show slops at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. It's Jane Bell welcome Jane.

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Hello, hello. If anyone wants to book a clown please reach outs to her on this side of the ladder now

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you just do corporate ladder comedy Do you do you turn up to kids parties and say hey, let's talk about some EBIT DA is that what happens?

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I feel like I was more doing clown comedy in the workplace. And now I found my target audience so it's honestly for the best.

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And she has haunted the writing rooms at hard quiz and has been published in McSweeney. She's also sells a bathing suit covered in little cute hands on her website, performing her show tropical holiday at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. It's Elise Phillips. Welcome, Elise.

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Hello, thank you for having me.

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These bathing suits on your website do they sell well they look amazing little hands on.

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Literally any other piece of merch I've ever made in my life.

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Really? It looks amazing. It looks it looks incredible. It looks this might sound weird, but it looks delicious.

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Oh, thank you.

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Thank you, men's version as well. Do you do like a speedo

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ABS salutely We've got a swim trunk. Haven't got to Speedo yet. I think I think a bunch of spunk covering ham would be a good option though.

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I'm ready. I put me on the waiting list.

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All right. Speaking of hams, it's Louis Harbaugh.

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a delight to be with you thrilled. I don't know how long it's been since our last one. It might be a week. It might be a year for three weeks,

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I think two weeks. Yeah, two weeks. In

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fact, Dan, I know we don't do a lot of personal business. But you were in South Africa. Did you have a nice time?

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I had a great time I hung out with the my birthday of fellows from the birth of Foundation, who kind of got this podcast back on his feet for a couple of years. So it was a really amazing and inspiring time saying you know what everybody's been up to so yeah, went to Cape Town. It's really good. Good place there. I like it.

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How are we looking for this season? financially? Do they call you guy over there to fight?

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No, no, I strain ethical was looking after us. And if you if you're on the Patreon, you don't hear the ads. But if you are on our regular feed, of course, you'll know that Australian ethical is looking after us. So we're being looked after this year from them. But maybe maybe there could be some special birth of money later on down the line. I pitched them an idea of doing a show from the First Nations group who are sitting on a Danny's land. I thought it'd be funny to take a bunch of our friends Louis like David Simpson and Craig quarterman. And Steph Tisdall and do a comedy show. At the defenders land on the Adani land, I thought that would be really fun. So they seem to be interested in that and they may even pay for it. So

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a lot of fallen to remove us right now. So now

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like I like I had a realisation while I was there. We no longer live in electorates. We live in billionaires bank books. So you have to pick the billionaires you like we are. We're I'm a big fan of this birther guy, you know, and some people are big fans of Clive Palmer. So you gotta pick your pinky. You gotta pick your billionaire. New it's the new AFL.

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Are you thinking of reaching out to other South African billionaires if you go

to one you keeping it to

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Speaking of sponsors, here's a message from this week's sponsor. Jim Chalmers says if you've got more than $3 million in Super you'll probably be okay with paying a normal amount of tax but tell that to the renters in your fifth investment property. Jim Chalmers wants to steal money from the super rich to give it to the slightly less super rich, is this the Australia we want? So these are confronting numbers. Jim Chalmers doesn't want you to enjoy Bollinger on your 66th birthday. He's forcing you to drink DOM pairing yuck. Instead, that's going to be a difficult time ahead. Don't let labour steal your third first class trip on the Queen Mary to this year away from you. It will get tougher before it starts to ease authorised by Rich for a sane conversation about Super Australia. Thank you Rich seawards for a sane conversation about Super really appreciate your support this week. This week's firstly it Yes, it is bad news. If you're a billionaire, you may have to pay slightly more tax on your super if it's above $3 million. The Treasurer Jim Sharma said that the new measure will only affect 80,000 people. Most of those people probably won't care or don't even notice that they're actually paying a little bit more tax. Ato statistics are absolutely zany for this. I don't know if you've seen this. And apparently there are 27 people with more than $100 million in Super there is one person, there is one person with $544 million in superannuation. Oh my god, the question must be asked, Where will these people find the money to pay slightly more tax where where? What kind of person has this has more than $3 million in this year but at least

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I should fess up the $544 million one that's that's me I finally consolidated all 500 of my super accounts.

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I tried to count off my admin and it's just as backfired her rific

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love support the Patreon but with this new tax I mean, how are you?

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It's in impossible. It's impossible. I'm gonna be living on base for the rest of

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your day. I can't believe anyone in any journalist, any bounty hunter, any private investigator is doing anything else with their time right now other than finding that person like that's the only thing all newspapers should be on that 24/7

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I would like to pitch a concept specifically to the $540 million person I assume they listen to this podcast. It's a new holiday I've thought of called Super Claus. Basically, this super, super fund owner acts as the nation's Santa Claus. He reveals Himself. And then one day a year, we can all go to them and say what we want for in our superannuation in our self managed super funds, he grabs those wishes, and he gets to live his life as beyond even human, just this legend. And then we all move on. It's a good news story. No one's angry at him for a super balance. It's just it's a new holiday.

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That's about as you can to turn the tables on your parents and you can tell them that that person doesn't exist. I mean, here's the thing. Are these boomers with so much money in the bank account? Like what are they going to do in retirement? Like the the biggest iPad is only $1,900?

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Yeah, I mean, you could buy maybe like three or four caravans and like, strap them on top of each other, and get like a triple decker quadruple Decker situation going on. That'd be fun.

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Pete Lola on the chat has said it's Gina Reinhardt. Well, here's the thing Gina Reinhardt actually came out to news.com. Today, you and a representative said, No, it's not Gina Rinehart because Jenna Hannah is not stupid enough to lock up $544 million until she retires.

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This is a tiny Venn Diagram of people who haven't discovered offshore bank accounts want to keep their money in the Australian economy. So it's some kind of like Ozzie bat law, but at the peak of their career,

11:35
you know, they say Jane about people who've got big nest eggs, and gotten complex shell companies that's

11:44
the only person I can think of who is like rich have and would be so afraid of foreigners that he wouldn't trust his money in an offshore bank is the expense. Like I reckon that

11:57
we should get him on the show. He's a friend of the show. I've got him I've got his number in my in my book. So

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if there's a human being there's an Australian whose number you don't have, they don't exist. Oregon, if you scroll you through your phone, you would eventually find that person with half a billion dollars in super like there is

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I should send everyone a text right away. And just tell us said it's an attack on middle Australia, middle Australia. Who could just give $3 million until they're 66 Just sitting there they're not gonna miss it. That 3 million don't miss that 3 million.

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I tried to think what I would do with $3 million dollars and I Googled what can you buy with $3 million. And the first article I got was from finance samurai or someone a blog like that. And it all it said was 3 million is the new 1 million and I felt so poor. I've never felt like aspirationally I'm not even picturing the right number anymore. Yeah.

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The old 1 million yet that's moving too fast. Do

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you know that scene from succession by the way, Greg gets offered like $10 million. And they all talk about how sad it is to have $10 million because it's

kind of feeling millionaire.

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Yeah. embarrassing to admit you've got over 3 million on your in your super account, I think embarrassingly small amount of money if you're not the 500 mil guy then who are you? That's crazy.

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Yeah, yeah, the phrase I'm a millionaire has really, truly jumped the shark hasn't it? as we as we the phrase jumped the shark.

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I did see an article because I think when it came out, like obviously, the message got out pretty quickly, that it was going to effect such as like small amount of the country that really no one apart from Angus Taylor perplexingly probably his brother who has a problem but he's probably got half a billion Giga litres of water in super.

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This is rational fear. Angus Taylor

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situation we had was some people were contributing millions of dollars into super and it's totally inappropriate. What to use,

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who you're listening to are very rational here.

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This week second fifth Gen Zed thanks buttons or violence. According to The Guardian Gen Zed are having trouble with physical office appliances like finding files folders, printers, copiers, fax machines, binders, basically anything with buttons is extremely difficult to work with. Jane, what's going on here? Do we need like a button pushing Bootcamp for Gen Zed before they're allowed to apply for actual jobs?

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Oh my god, I I'm a millennial. I will say I'm 32 but I just feel so bad for Gen Zed, because we've went destroying the planet. We've tanked the economy. They'll never buy a home and now we still expect them to use like The Canon 1996 printer in the Kindle office space, and we're getting upset at them for not knowing how to do that, like the poor little guys just like they shouldn't have to worry about that. And they just want to be left alone on tick tock with the apps that just feed all the information straight to their brain. And we're making them interact in like a sad as places in the world which like, I don't know, offices set up in the 80s and 90s. And no wonder they don't want to do it.

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It's like that Apple TV show severance. Every office is like that to them. There's a great quote quote in his article from a guy who runs workshops on intergenerational differences. He says, I joke in my sessions that my gen Zed intern didn't know how to mail a letter. He said, they asked me where the sticker went. And I said, Do you think stickers are just fine? When I

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work at a Triple J, there's a millennial and Gen Zed exclusive atmosphere. And like, I'm the second I think I'm the third probably, I'm in the top five oldest people that have ever worked there. People asked me about like 2015 And I'm like, man, it was crazy.

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You would say, man, it was cray cray. Yeah.

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They want to leave but they can't find the elevator button. So they have to listen to I think there's you know, you do read a lot of articles where every time there's like a boomer gender divide. The old people are like you don't know how hard it is when you when you get old. No one wants to hire you. And I think this is a great opportunity. Like I think we used to have elevator operators. And I think now if you turn 60, we give you the gold watch. And then you just become a guy who pushes the button on a photocopier. It keeps you employed gives you something to do. It gets Gerald out of the house, and it keeps Gen Zeds you know, are able to use Photo copiers, everyone wins.

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These are valuable skills in demand. Yeah.

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I've never worked anywhere as trendy as Triple J. Like we say I've worked places

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to say I love I love the way you said Triple J like yeah, like with as much denim as possible.

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You also said trendy which was incredible.

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I've aged out of the hottest 100 And I get to have feelings about that. Now that's

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such a millennial thing to say

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we have blocked your number and everyone like you.

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I'll see you on Double J in 10 years.

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The system is working

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at least what about you? What's your thoughts? I

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mean, I just I think we're being a bit too hard on these kids not knowing how to use this stuff like I am an elder millennial and I don't know how to use stuff that was used to do business in the generation before me I don't know how to use a quill or abacus or like cocaine i

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18:07
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This week's third fear time on the moon we not only cover the most pressing topics on Earth in the show, but from time to time we cover Moon related disputes the moon is set to get its own timezone. That's right, it's moon time. People joke about flying to Adelaide, and they've got to turn your clock back 30 years but on the moon despite looking so much like Adelaide no one knows how far the wind back back looks. At least what is Moon time

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the European Space Agency has come out and said that they think that the moon needs a time zone. I'm all for it. You know, I would love to get up onto the moon be playing some you know Dance Dance Revolution. The dress Park game where you're in a jeep, the core machine timezone? No, that's okay.

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It took us a long

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night, they're looking to have like an official timezone for the moon so that you know, as it's getting busier, and you've got commercial organisations flying up there, that sort of thing for everyone to be sort of on the same track. So you don't have rockets going up there. And like doing the up who's to go do go? It's all clear everyone knows exactly where they're going. And it's a lot safer and happier for everyone. A whole series of problems with doing it because like yeah, gravity is an issue so clocks go faster on the moon and like depending on where abouts on the moon it is so your clocks are running all sorts of different times all over the shop. It sounds like an absolute nightmare to figure out.

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Surely the moon is going to be the right place for a sundial gravity is gold school like Let's find you know, a baby boomer who doesn't understand technology can explain a sundial younger generation or

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on the moon.

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I think actually, I tell you what my if I was in the European Space Agency, I'd be like, guys, I know you guys always told me I don't belong here, because I'm not a scientist and I don't understand anything. But I've got an idea. I think clocks should be banned. I think time should be banned on the moon. I think it'd be a no to so I think it should be like a chill zone where on the way, you have to put your watches or your phones in a little bag. Like you're going to see Dave Chappelle in case he says something transphobic put it in a rocket, and you have to leave it in the rocket and then the moon can be a place where we don't worry about time we can leave our troubles on Earth. Thank you.

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What time do we leave to go back to whenever you want man

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to move? You know what I mean? It's it's a common, it's

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a common, it's a common Well, she got

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to be five minutes. But I found a joke.

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Very good. Yes, moon days are about 29.5 Earth days long. That is a long day, a whole month on the moon. And clocks work at different speeds. Why two clocks? I want to know why clocks work at different speeds on the surface and in orbit. That is so strange.

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So it's yeah, it maybe physically Yeah, the pull of gravity on the

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hands of the clock. Yeah,

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wow. It's a great journey for like, for a brand to come in and start their own, you know, branded time, like you'd have like, Blue Moon beer time. That would be like even on Mars, you know, you could have Mars, Mars Bartok, that would be good.

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They tried to they tried to do this with Antarctica with like how Antarctic is like the shared continent, a little section of it. But now there's like 10 time zones all across Antarctica. But if you set up a base, countries will just set up a new base with a new research station and then decide we don't care what the timezone is where we are, we're gonna go by our home timezone. So there's all these erratic, non approved time zones throughout Antarctica as well. I feel like the moon's just gonna end up like that, like we're gonna have like China and Russia and America, we'll get there different times. And be like, we're on Russia in time and American Moon time. It's just gonna keep going.

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Can you can you imagine if the Australians get there like half the team would be on daylight savings time, it would be terrible. With Antarctica,

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how important is time What are you doing? You're meeting like the Russians across the border for coffee like what

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I feel like the one thing that the moon and and like everyone has to worry about is not having the scientists and the like the astronauts go crazy. I feel like the one thing that will guarantee an astronaut going crazy is saying an Earth Day is 29 moon days. That is crazy astronauts you're breeding up on the moon

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Thank you man with Dominic claw on the chat saying moonlight David savings time. Thank you for that. I

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appreciate it. I don't like the moon. It scares me. I don't like thinking about how can you not like the moon? I don't get it doesn't make sense. A rational seer.

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Stick with us. If you are a Patreon sponsor, you will hear an extra fear. We'll we'll be discussing about all things about Robo debt and Stewart Roberts particular eating habits and how they're related. But if you're not a Patreon supporter, you'll hear live read from our sponsor. And then we'll be chatting with Nicolette Bulla from the Smart Energy Council. Lewis just popping the podcast and hold here to talk about our incredible sponsor Australian ethical who do incidentally superannuation, which is the flavour of the week on this podcast. Do

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you think the person with half a billion dollars is investing with Australian ethical because that would put us in a pickle because then we kind of want them to keep it

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actually that's a really good point of view. Yeah, maybe maybe that person if they are with Australian ethical, they should definitely keep it because Australian ethical don't invest in things like fossil fuels. They don't invest in things like human trafficking, or weapons or pretty, you know, bad stuff. They invest ethically so that half a billion dollars, that would be that would be saving so much carbon if it was in some Bodhi else's Superfund that is so good, but that's with the straight ethical

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every time you say this to me, I am sure I'm like, which super funds are investing in human trafficking. And why haven't we stopped that? Well, they're 2023 You know what I mean? Like shouts to Australian ethical for putting up and going, Hey, by the way, we don't have human trafficking. But I must admit, I sort of assumed all super funds were pretty awful human trafficking.

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One Superfund does support a particular podcast that is irrational fear and that is the straight ethical thank you so much for your support straight ethical. Let's get back to the show. All right by July one this year. Labour government is going hammer and tongs trying to get in place a policy to help Australia meet its climate targets and something called the safeguard mechanism. It's something you could sounds like something you could buy in a sex shop doesn't it? It is designed to gently finger the greenhouse gas emitters without kind of rogering them entirely Joining us now to discuss the safeguard mechanism. Its longtime policy wonk and former candidate for Bradfield. Nicolette Bulla. Welcome Nicolette to rational fear.

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Thanks for having me. I'm have no idea how you're gonna make this very serious topic. Remotely funny.

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Oh, that's, that's good. That's what we do. If we fail, we're doing it. So it's totally fine. We're very comfortable

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being not funny. Otherwise, it's never I've kept going.

25:42
Nikolay, tell us like the safeguard mechanism, like how does it meant to work? And will it work?

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With the name, we don't even know what it means. I mean, I know what it's safeguarding if it's the climate complete fail if it's the fossil fuel industry, maybe remotely better. At the Smart Energy Council, we call it the big polluters programme, which is basically a shortcut to explain what it is. This mechanism is it, it limits the emissions from the country's biggest industrial sites, big factories, so there's two of them, 15 of those, they're big, they're chunk out 100,000 tonnes of greenhouse gas emissions each year, it's about 28% of the nation's total kind of carbon budget. What's really keen to understand is they're kind of in two categories, there's half of them are these industrial processes that we can probably see, we can navigate towards a nice low carbon future things like fertilisers, steel, aluminium cement. And then there's the other half, which are basically fossil fuel operations. That's, that's coal and gas, where there really isn't any feasible technology that's going to take these guys to net zero, they just need to stop production. So what we've got is this mechanism, that's going to work for half of them and not the other half. There's three things being discussed at the moment around the mechanism, I suppose there's lots of them, but it's baselines is the first thing this is the contract about how much each of these factories can emit. In the old system. Those just weren't enforced at all people are allowed to increase their limits what's being offered now, Minister Boren suggesting that we'll have new baselines, and there'll be a kind of musical chairs thing out to 2050, a reduction of 4.9% each year. So that looks like it's, you know, going towards something like our Climate Change Act 43%, emission reductions, by 2030, and net zero by 2050. The second part is that big polluters don't actually have to reduce their emissions. Actually, they can buy offsets, we can talk about that in a minute. And the third thing is that really this sort of cap of the price that the government will pay for these at $75, these credits that have been created just are not set as sort of price that is going to create some structural adjustments for some of these industries. We're seeing much bigger prices in international markets.

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We've seen in committee hearings lately, a lot of questions about prices, particularly David pokok, who was kind of pressing the architects of the safeguard mechanism on the price, basically say, Well, if it goes above 75, who pays who pays for that, and the people who may have made this kind of programme have gone on, we haven't actually thought about, we haven't actually thought about what happens when the price goes over it already. There's a lot of fossil fuel companies who have who are pricing these carbon offsets, at at $80. And more, oh, who is going to pay for that? Who's gonna pay for that? Nicolet. And they're

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going to do it because of course, we don't just work in Australia, we're operating international market. So we have some companies at the moment who are doing what we call shadow pricing at $400 a time because we've seen some peaks and spikes in other markets that that kind of price. So yeah, if they're going to stay internationally competitive in terms of greenhouse emission reduction profiles, because we've got some places like the EU have got import tariffs now. So if we want to put out goods and services and sell them to places in the EU, we add an extra tariff on that because ours is heavier or more, you know, more polluting than theirs.

29:11
Wow, that's so huge that that amount of money that's wild. I was watching an episode of Clarkson's farm last night, and they were getting 180 pounds, a tonne for wheat. Like we're talking about cob. We're talking about pollution here. That is tonne. That is heaps of money. tonnes of money doesn't make sense, but it's just so much money.

29:29
There's a lot of money at the moment we made in coal and gas as well if you're exporting it overseas,

29:34
if you'd like wood to pretend to be like a greenwashing expert, how much money is there to be made in selling offsets or Shitloads? Like what's the scam? Like do we need to go by?

29:47
How do we get involved? is really the question.

29:50
We got a podcast we've we've got a podcast if I'm Nicolette

29:53
Yeah, well, okay. So you might I don't know if you heard that there's there was this thing called the chub review, which had a little look at the offset scream and how it's been going. There

30:03
were just so I'm so sorry. Just because of the nature of this programme, we have to pump the brakes on Chubb review. Committee or when they were halfway done, what did they call it?

30:16
The halfway Chester half chap review. It was the half chub review.

30:20
Sorry, Nicola, I know you're very soon. I apologise. I'm sorry to everyone listening, we can continue with the job review.

30:31
So the question is, like, how, how much money can you make? So I don't know if you want to get the spreadsheet up. But in this review, there are 165 projects. I mean, 24 point 5 million credits. Now, and this is mainly from what we call human induced regeneration, aka, planting more trees, putting some seeds in the ground, and maybe not. I mean, some of the people gave evidence and the inquiry said maybe the rain made the plants grow. So there wasn't necessarily additional. So if you want to, you know, this, this was some of the greenwashing claims come in. Now, just to be clear, the findings of the inquiry suggested that there was no overstatement in the creation of those credits. There are sort of big question marks around whether the climate understands the difference between, you know, not stopping burning coal and gas versus, you know, growing a few more plants on someone's property. Man, it's

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review revealed a problem that was growing and growing.

31:37
Thank you, Louis. Can you tell us like I heard a rumour that Tony Abbott actually designed the safeguard mechanism. And surely, if Labour is getting behind some of that Tony Abbott designed to protect the environment. Surely, it'll do the opposite of what Tony Abbott is said it would do?

31:52
Well, yeah. Well, I don't know if I'm bit old. I think actually remember that. Nick, Xenophon. And his team proposed some of the changes which then the coalition at the time adopted because they had this thing called the oh, goodness, can't remember it. Some sort of, oh, credit skate, no. Direct action. That's what it was.

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Yeah, yes. We all we all remember the green army, Nikolai, we were. It was people on the dole going out to plant trays, that'll save us.

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And it was the biggest ideological contortion that I have experienced, where we got rid of what was basically market based mechanisms of doing some emissions trading. And we took that away, and we use taxpayers money and granted that to big polluters to do nothing much at all. It was extraordinary. And so that's when Xenophon suggested perhaps we do some of these things. And you know, to the credit, I suppose, coalition said, oh, yeah, okay, let's do some baselines and get people to report those emissions. And then let's see whether we can get them to actually reduce their emissions. But of course, if you don't enforce something, probably doesn't get done.

33:03
I love hearing in the commission, David Polka talk about Akyuz they're the they're the units of carbon offsets. Is that right? Yeah, they kind of they kind of sound like the new Bitcoin, like the way he was talking about it made me want to get in early on accute. I needed to buy, buy some Akyuz now, so in 10 years time when I'm underwater, I'll be able to buy myself a nice house on the hill.

33:23
Yeah, now that the NFT market is crashing, is there room for maybe the carbon credit like to take its place if we can make the carbon credit schemes really, really trendy? We'd like 60 year olds?

33:35
Yeah. Yeah, a series of carbon credits, but some of them are wearing fedoras. And some of them have really cool sunglasses on. Some of them have like little sailor,

33:46
maybe dead ape, we could call it

33:53
drowning. Nicolette Bill bola. Thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear to give us a little bit of clarity and leave us feeling more despondent than ever about the safeguard mechanism.

34:06
Thanks for having me.

34:08
That is it for irrational fear. Big thank you to all of our guests Nicolette Villa Jane Bell, Elise Phillips Louis harbour, what would you folks like to plug up Jane? Let's start with you.

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I've got a Melbourne Comedy Festival show starting on the 29th of March it buys a pack of three called slops it is about having multiple quarterlife crisis is all through your 20s and 30s. You can find it on the Coronavirus website or on my Instagram Jane Bell MP.

34:36
Excellent lace. Yeah, I'm

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also bringing a show to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival I'm starting on March 27 at the butterfly club and it's called at least Phillips tends to be on tropical holiday for 50 minutes definitely not a scam. It does what it says on the tin

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I love it a great long name I'm big fan of long name Nicolette below what would you like to plug Do you have a show at the building? contest

35:02
for possible by elections in the federal state of Bradfield, after the New South Wales election, I'll be running as community independent. I'm allowed to do that. I'll just have

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go for it. Yeah, yeah. We should point out that Nicolette almost almost got a seat last last time around. So this could be the Redux how excited you know, around the same time I was doing the billboard stuff, Paul, Paul Fletcher said on q&a said, what you can't do is you can't go around putting up billboards saying that Paul Fletcher is an idiot. And I thought well, that that is a great quote. That is a great quote to put on a billboard. Bradfield, which is an idiot by Paul Fletcher q&a On this date. So there's an idea for you. Oh, yes, John from radios wants to Sir remind everyone that our Adelaide show is 5pm This Saturday afternoon in the garden of unearthly delights. So for now tonight and you listen to this before before then please come along, get a ticket. We've got the Attorney General came mark from South Australia on the podcasts gonna be talking to him all about the voice Lewis. What would you like to look?

36:07
Yes at the Adelaide show, Dan. We're also going to be in Melbourne on the second and April. So buy tickets to that. It's gonna be fun. It's a technically a hometown show for me. So I'm expecting rapturous applause, perhaps some sort of motorcade. I would accept fireworks. I would like Dan Andrews to be there and personally shake my hand and walk me back to the city of Melbourne. These are just some ideas. If you're listening from Melbourne, and you're wondering how you can welcome me back home.

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Yes, yes. For those of you don't know, Dylan is a longtime collaborator of mine is TV editor. He makes wacky clips. He has this incredible podcast called news fighters, which is kind of like the monthly news in a blender. And it's drip fed, through snarky comments. Is that probably is that probably,

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Let's start the show.

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This is News Fighters, where we fight the news so you don't have to with Dylan Behan.

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Yes, G'day everyone. Welcome to News fighters. It's episode 121 for February 2023 News Fridays everybody loves it. Tiller on it. For those of you joining us for the very first time news fighters is a comedic look at the month in Australia news media and political hypocrisy hosted by me ex to nightly and chaser editor and 80s Rock Legend. Dylan bein. Yes. And news fighters, of course is now monthly. Here on the irrational fear podcast feed and if you love irrational fear stick around because my interview guest is none other than my new boss, Dan Ilic, who's here to talk about the New South Wales election amongst other things.

3:36
I don't mind getting a parking fine. It's in the app. I could I could see it. I can see how many points I've lost by going through that red light. I have any I haven't gone through any red LEDs.

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But first Happy New Year's everyone I don't know about you. But to me, it feels like it's the first year where we're not in 2020 anymore. Yes, it's the first summer in four years here in Australia that hasn't been dominated by deadly bushfires, COVID lock downs or scary new variants. Of course the upshot of that is the media has been absolutely scrambling for news stories to report on I mean, look, somehow this made the national news

4:06
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are making the most of their time here in Australia. It was a recent trip to a kebab shop that had the Hollywood couple wowing locals here

Nicole and Keith stopped by manly sucide kebabs for a tasty treat.

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And for those of you who believe that long form interrogative interviews died when lease sales left 730 Well, I give you the most confrontational explosive interview since frost Nixon with Sunrise kebabs shop!

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How exciting was it to have Nicole and Keith in your store? And most importantly, what did they order?

Is there any time of the day when a kebab isn't appropriate?

I've got to ask Do you have a specialty tasty dish is something that Keith hasn't tried yet that maybe he should give a go

4:54
may I'm gonna get him to try the lamb kebab.

4:58
What a story. How Good, good on you.

5:00
And thanks for the great kebabs. Oh, that'd be studying that interview a journalism school for decades to come. And in international news this summer there was almost a major diplomatic incident as a mysterious foreign balloon was spotted over America.

5:14
Bluey the lovable Blue Heeler pup from Australia is making her debut in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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Yes, fun fact though. bluey was actually Australia's first balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade since the Babadook. In 2015. Summer of course is also the season of sport in this country and the New Year's cricket test in Sydney gave us a telling sign that maybe COVID is finally behind us.

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Matt Renshaw has actually tested positive to COVID. Now he will play but he's keeping a safe distance and he is in the starting 11 Of course he will play and it will play a full part.

5:48
Yes, that's right at the third test against South Africa and Sydney. Australian cricketer Matthew Renshaw tested positive to COVID and played anyway. never even bothered to put a mask on well, that Scott Morrison would say Australia is literally

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Taking wickets in the virus! They are indeed

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indeed indeed taking wickets with the virus and batting with the virus and standing 50 centimeters away I'm asked from the other players during the national anthem at the virus. We now do everything with the virus someone else who's definitely over COVID is the today's shows Karl Stefanovic

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As you know, I'm not a glowing ambassador for more than two shots I've just decided that I've had COVID A couple of times and I'm done with the vaccines

6:28
wow what a surprise a millionaire TV host with paid sick leave doesn't want to get vaccinated anymore. Well let's find by me all the more jobs for me if I get sick with COVID again I can't afford to pay my rent so I'd be happy to fight waning immunity with the job every morning with my coffee yum yum tasty vaccines Nom nom nom one country that isn't completely over COVID yet, though, is China which only just rip the band aid off its COVID Zero policy in December which led to Australia having to take some steps to protect itself.

6:52
The federal government has today acted on concerns about China's surging COVID cases, announcing that travelers arriving from there will be required to take a pre departure COVID test.

7:05
Yes, that's right. Incoming travelers from China were required to take a COVID test before coming to Australia. But why exactly if it turned out they were positive? They're legally allowed to do whatever they wanted here. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Lee, it appears as though you've tested positive for COVID. Well, on your way, enjoy your shopping trip. Oh, one more thing. Is there any chance you could just do us a favor and wear a set of cricket pads and bed in the test this afternoon? That'd be great. And if I saw one sign that the media has definitely moved on from COVID It was the site of the ABCs Chief COVID alarmist and do manga Dr. Norman Swan out doing fluffy lifestyle reports.

7:41
Welcome to the program. Later we'll see Dr. Norman Swan in an ice bath.

7:50
ARARAGH !Well, I can't pretend there's no cold. It is frizzy.

7:54
Jays a slight change in tone from his reports this time three years ago, don't you think

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If you let the pandemic go unchecked, huge numbers won't be able to receive treatment and will die! // It's not just the elderly who die. It's 30 and 40 year old with no obvious risk factors.

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We're all Gonna die!

8:12
Well anyways, thank God we moved on and nobody is dying from COVID anymore. Thank God right.

8:18
Right now COVID is putting 50 times more Australians in hospital than the flu and killing between 50 and 100 times more people.

8:26
Meanwhile, the ABCs Chief COVID statistician Casey Briggs has even been demoted to reading other boring news stories. Evening Casey breaks with ABC News.

8:35
Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd will soon be headed to Washington as Australia's next ambassador to the United States.

8:42
Dr. Rudd brings unmatched experience to the role.

8:45
Hang on a second. Dr. Rudd? Dr. Rudd? Wha what is he a doctor of backstabbing and handball? Anyways, it turns out Dr. road wasn't the only nerd that our prime minister had to contend with this summer.

8:57
One of the world's richest people. Bill Gates is meeting with Prime Minister Anthony Albanese at kirribilli. House

9:03
We haven't met before but I've admired your work.

9:08
Yes. Turns out Albert is a big fan of gates early work, especially Clippy the talking paperclip and of course, the Microsoft Windows calculator without which elbow never could have done the numbers against Gillard. True fact. It wasn't just all nerd talk. There were some actual policy announcements from the federal government this summer. Like this one, the federal government

9:26
is promising to usher in a new era of support for Australia's creative industries with a $300 million boost to arts funding. The five year plan includes the establishment of a poet laureate

9:38
Yes. And knowing Federal Labor I can probably guess who they're going to pick is their first poet laureate. I guess he's a certain ex Prime Minister

9:46
(BEEP) (BEEP) This language! These dickheads in the embassy This bloody interpreter! (BANG)

9:54
Oh, what a beautiful way with words! Move over ,Carol Ann Duffy. Look her up. The liberals of course are absolutely incensed that Anthony Albanese would prioritize the arts. Of all things. He is Deputy Liberal leader Sussan Ley.

10:09
The Arts is important, but this announcement demonstrates the government's misplaced priorities. They're promised an art gallery in Alice Springs. And what Alice Springs needs. Is more police on the streets.

10:23
Yes. How dare the government talk about the arts when there's any other problems occurring. The Liberals have decided the current Alice Springs Crime Wave is Anthony Albanese is Hawaii moment that he must be hammered on. At every opportunity for getting Of course, last I checked, crime is a local issue, not a federal one. And Prime Ministers aren't Santa Claus and can't be everywhere all at once. Instead, the coalition and the Murdoch media are all asking How dare Albanese spend any time anywhere other than our springs, doesn't he know His job is to be fighting crime. 24/7 like Batman,

10:57
the Prime Minister spend a lot of time at the tennis having enjoying corporate hospitality. But there are pressing issues in relation to the safety of Indigenous Australians in Alice Springs.

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So the prime minister should visit Alice Springs,

11:15
there are tennis matches that went longer than Anthony Albanese, his visit on the ground in Alice Springs.

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You know, of course no sign of Albo. He's not interested. He did his couple hours on the ground off he went to the tennis to chuck back beers.

11:31
And as long at the Mardi Gras as he managed to spend, certainly not as long as he spent at the tender but that was just look at the optics of this look at this being at some massives colorful celebration in the streets of Sydney when the absolute mess that labor have helped contribute to both at federal level and territory level in the in Northern Territory and particularly Alice Springs has not been solved here

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to have Sky News as our lucky you know, their coalition have been in power for roughly 21 of the last 27 years. But every current societal problem is a direct result of the last nine months of the Albanese Labour Government. Why haven't they fixed everything already? Also, don't you think it's funny how the liberals hate Anthony Albanese attending the tennis but never had an issue with all the time Scott Morrison attended the footy, even like say in mid March 2020 when Australia was facing its biggest crisis in generations, with COVID lapping at our shores. On the same day Morrison announced he was banning mass gatherings. He also said Of course, I'm going to the footy this weekend.

12:36
Welcome to the program mass gatherings of more than 500 people are said to be canceled from Monday as Australian authorities tried to limit the spread of Coronavirus.

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Well, I do still plan to go to the football on Saturday as I said because this is a an arrangement we're putting in place for next week as a precaution.

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Anyway, speaking of massive hypocrites this week we had Oh yes, you hear that? It's the honeymoon ending for the Albanese government.

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The government has rejected calls for communications minister Michelle Rowland to resign after she accepted $19,000 in donations from a gambling agency before the federal election

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I have and will continue to comply with the disclosure requirements of the ASC the register of members interests and the ministerial code of conduct

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no need to worry the Communications Minister complied with all the necessary political financing rules, which proves our entire political system is corrupted by money. And nobody wants to do anything about it. But personally, I'm amazed nobody saw this coming when the sports bed app actually listed Michelle Rowland as the two to one favorite for being the first labour minister to resign in disgrace. Dammit, I knew I should have gone for a same sitting week multi. Anyways, back to indigenous reconciliation. And last week was the 15th anniversary of Dr. Rudd's apology to the Stolen Generations. And I'll give you one guess who couldn't be bothered turning up yet again.

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Noticeably absent from the anniversary breakfast this morning. Peter Dutton says he wishes he made a different choice in 2008,

14:08
The Prime Minister's frequently able to point it out that I didn't attend the chamber for the apology 15 years ago. I've apologized for that in the past. And I repeat that apology again today.

14:21
Yes, make sure you don't invite Peter Dutton to your wedding or he'll boycott it on purpose and apologize. But Miss your 50th anniversary party on purpose again anyway, you know, like a normal emotionally stable and empathetic human being does.

14:32
I failed to grasp at the time, the symbolic significance to the stolen generation of the apology?

14:39
Yes. Peter Dutton says he finally grasps the symbolic significance of the apology. So you think it might be supportive of the even more significant voice to Parliament that's being proposed? Right.

14:50
I think the voice is not going to get up. I don't think it's going to be successful. I want an outcome that's going to bring an end to the violence this sexual assaults on children taking place in Alice Springs at the moment I want reconciliation to improve in our country. I don't want to see the escalation of domestic violence that we've seen. And I want a model that is going to help those kids enjoy the life that I would expect my kids to enjoy in a capital city. Yes,

15:19
that's right. Peter Dutton is basically saying is not going to support the voice to Parliament because it doesn't solve all the problems facing all indigenous people immediately, you know, like his government was famous for fixing. Anyways, it's quickly becoming abundantly clear that the main reason Peter Dutton and the coalition are going to oppose the voice is because Anthony Albanese is in favor of it. And for all their endless talk about wanting outcomes that improve people's lives, they've quickly forgotten that in their last decade in power, the only lives they seem to improve with the lives of landlords, CEOs and shareholders. Hilariously, people like Peter Dutton and indigenous Coalition Senator Jacinto Nampijinpa Price, have declared their opposition to the voice while simultaneously saying that what indigenous people need is for their voice to somehow be heard by political leaders in Canberra. Wait,

16:08
what if there was a strong indigenous voice coming out of the Northern Territory at the moment that they want the Prime Minister to lead to act, and to help them out that the Prime Minister is not listening to that voice? Then I think most Australians would say, Well, what? Why not?

16:21
We don't need a voice. We need ears we need we need our leadership to have to use their ears and to listen to community if

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I want to make sure that those voices who have the ability to make the changes and the practical outcomes and the improvements for kids and women's and families on the ground that that's the voice that I want to hear.

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Yeah, maybe done and price it right. If only there was some way indigenous people could be regularly consulted or listened to by our parliament, on the issues that affect them. What? Why isn't anybody thought of a way to do this? If they figure it out? Maybe we could vote on it in a referendum, maybe Donlin price would support that right. So in conclusion, it looks like the political year is beginning to take shape. We've got an opposition determined to set reconciliation back an entire generation just so they can score some political points against a popular new prime minister. We've got a new government whose modus operandi appears to be nothing more than appearing slightly less corrupt than the other guys they replaced and all the while the media is more focused on what kebab shop our Hollywood stars when to than holding any of these politicians to account. Good on you. And thanks for the great kebabs. I know it's only February, but right now the political landscape in Australia feels so mean and dirty. It makes me want to have a prolonged ice bath. Right, Norman Swan? Happy 2023 Everyone. All righty, welcome back to news fighters. And this month, our special interview guest I haven't had him on for two years. Believe it or not. It's an old friend of mine, the host of irrational fear Dan Ilic, the man with whom comedy would not exist in Australia. How are you going down?

18:04
That's very generous of you. Yes. I actually I actually, I actually made comedy. I invented comedy in Australia. Anybody who wants to do comedy in

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half of the weekly last week was people you discovered.

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That's it? Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, yeah. Why isn't a weekly got me on I've been I mean, I've been doing this for so long. Go, oh, my goodness, this is the problem. This is the problem. No, you're welcome. You're welcome, Australia. I find I shot I polish them up and I let them go. That's what's my job. That's a job at irrational fear. No, we are very lucky to have a lot of funny people come through a rational fear and, and a lot of people whose careers are just coasting like my own. So, you know, it's just one of those things. It's, you know, they say you do irrational fear twice in your career. Unlike me, it's turned out to be my whole career. So they

18:50
normally I'd have you on to discuss a rational fear. But given that we're now on the irrational fear podcasts read, I think people are already subscribed to irrational fear and are quite familiar with it.

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That's right. That's right. And if you're not, I'm really sorry, this is going to be this would have been a very confusing episode for you. Because this is news spiders, this, we're basically getting Dylan on to do the show once a month means one, I can have a week off once a month. And to Dylan has a place for his excellent show, and he can get paid to do it. That's when that's the great thing about this show.

19:25
So in lieu of talking to you about irrational fear, which everyone knows about, I guess we'll get to plugging the upcoming events at the end. But I figured we'd talk maybe about your a great news brand, your great politics brain. I thought maybe we'd look ahead of the year in news and politics and maybe a few, a few predictions. I guess. I guess first off, we're gonna have the New South Wales State election in March. You quite familiar with the tail movement at the last federal election? What's going to happen in the state election? We're gonna get some TEALS up are we going to, are we going to get rid of pyrrhotite? What's what's going to happen to you reckon?

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I mean, there's a half which he was running. So it gets really tricky because unlike the federal election, there is no mandate for preferential voting. So there's no rules on preferential preferential voting. It's optional. It's optional. Yeah, it's optional. Yeah. So it gets really confusing. And so people will just go in there and they'll just put a one next to whoever they want and walk away. Whereas if they go through the whole ballot and label every single candidate box with a number, there are more chances that a candidate like an independent climate focus candidate, like the many of the climate 200 candidates will will get in. I reckon there's probably a lot of energy around a couple, particularly up in the northern beaches, Jackie screwby is running up there. It seems like she could probably pull together a really compelling campaign and find herself with a seat. So that's exciting. On the podcast, we had Judy Hannon from Wheeling, Billy Shire, and the Southern Highlands last week. So if you listen, if you listen to that, or if you're new to the podcast, go back and listen to that. Really interesting chat with her about how effective she might be able to be if she got a seat. And then there's a couple of others. Lane Cove has a couple of other North Shore seats that may that made her entail, but I think I think screwby is probably probably the most likely she's up and on the beaches. She comes from Sophie sconces campaign she was the Chief of Staff of Sophie sconces campaign back in the day. She is an ex Environmental Defense Lawyer. She knows climate back to front she is very much across Pep 11 which is the big fossil fuel project off the northern beaches. So there's a whole bunch of stuff that plays into her favor and not to say less she is benefiting from Sophie sconces huge grassroots campaign and a mailing list and volunteers. So that's a really interesting one. And that one will be I think I look, I think that'd be a shoo in. If she doesn't get in, I'll be very surprised.

22:00
but correct me if I'm wrong. I noticed the TEALS at the federal election, there was a big anti scomo Anti liberal movement, but I feel like Britain correct me if I'm wrong. Maybe I'm brainwashed here, but I feel like the New South Wales liberals are definitely wearing their green on their on their sleeves. They're trying to try and be a bit more green than than the federal Liberals. Is that a fair assumption?

22:21
No, that is an accurate assumption. And they've played that card really well. You see a lot of great initiatives from New South Wales and partly because, you know, the New South Wales actually minority government right now. So they need to, they need to collaborate with a whole bunch of the other parties. So mainly the independents people like Alex Greenwich, and the greens so by it's kind of funny because the Liberals are forming coalition's with the greens in New South Wales so they can so they can go against labour that is kind of that is kind of that's kind of the fun, weird coalition we're in right now. Another interesting thing that passed was not only on climate, stuff, like raise the renewable energy zone up in north eastern New South Wales, which got passed. But stuff like really interesting social stuff, like the end of life stuff that was going on. For euthanasia in New South Wales that got passed as well. This is all because despite having an open estate Premier, who is personally morally against it, they ended up voting for it, because they are in minority government. So that's, it's kind of a interesting position that they're in right now. So realistically, it's the, it's the other groups in the in parliament that are holding the Liberals account to kind of get stuff done. So they can go about their day pretending that they are grain, but really, the grain has been pushed upon them upon the grains by the grains and the independence. So it'll be interesting to see kind of how that how that changes. Should the Liberals get out like, they're gonna go against the renewable energy zone, they still are processing a whole bunch of coal and gas projects, and they're still going out the door and, and also, when it comes to development, they're still over developing precious habitat for chlamydia free koalas. So there's this interesting case in southwest Sydney, where they've moved a whole bunch of koalas or they're trying to move a whole bunch of koalas out of Southwest Sydney, and move them to a sanctuary in the southern highlands, which happens to be owned by the same land as the developer for the development of the land development. So this is a whole bunch of stuff that when it comes to the environment, they weigh the flag and say, hey, yeah, we're super green. But really, when you look at it, it's get down to brass tacks. It's it's it's not as green as you think. So it'll be interesting to see kind of how that how that plays out. I don't know if the till movement can mobilize the same amount of anger back to your question against Dominic ParaType. And Matt Cain along those same lines. It'll be interesting to see I, you know, they're they're passionate, they're fired up. And when you've got brains like Jackie screwby, who know, climate back to front, I wouldn't be surprised if they're successful.

24:54
You mean so after 12 years in power, and on our fourth Premier, do you think that The Liberals could could could win again or will will, will people think of elbow when they vote for Labour at the state election and labor cuts across the planet? So it's hard to say it's going to be a quite honestly,

25:09
I honestly don't know, for me, it feels pretty ephemeral. Like I can't get a grip, I can't get a grip on it at all, in terms of what the electorate is feeling because here's the thing, anyone who's lived in New South Wales for a long period of time knows what life is like under a Labour government. A lot of particularly around infrastructure, what liberals have done have delivered huge amounts of infrastructure in 12 years, they've, they've made the best use of at the time, low interest rates, and they've digitized the entire they've completely revolutionized service New South Wales digitize services. It's actually a joy to interact with the government.

25:48
We all love US dollars on the app that we scanned and got free bowling.

25:54
I don't mind getting a parking fine. It's in the app. I could I could see it, I can see how many points I've lost by going through that red light. I've only I haven't gone through any red lights. But it's so I can see my working with children. In the app, everything's on the app. And it's such a joy to do that. And you know, that's something they've delivered. I'm sure a lot of governments over the last 10 years have done that. It's the exact same thing, but particularly it comes to infrastructure. You know, 12 years ago, there wasn't a metro. There wasn't a new, it wasn't open cards. There were there wasn't Opal cards. Yeah. And remember, labor trying to bring those things in. It was a real ball like it took forever. The disputes were off the chain, where where the Metro is going to go was off the chain was all dreadfully political. But somehow the Liberals managed to pull off a huge amount of infrastructure. In 10 years, the state feels almost a little bit different. But you know, the the dawn talking about Sydney? Of course, not talking about outside of outside of Sydney,

26:52
People outside of Sydney will talk about lots of problems with the hospitals and healthcare and stuff. So it's very difficult. Sydney.

27:00
Yeah, it's very different outside the metro areas, that's for sure. But yeah, it's pretty. It's pretty interesting. I don't know it could go either way. And yet, is New South Wales ready for a Labour Government? is probably how I would word it if I were running an attack this week.

27:23
It's interesting. Seems

27:24
he looks like a male model.

27:27
But can he be trusted with a budget? I think most people in New South Wales New South Wales is the least parochial state in the country. I think we care the least about local pot state politics is anyone so I think most people don't even know the elections on and when they do go to vote. They'll be like, well, I like the new tunnel. So I might vote for that. Who knows?

27:47
Yeah, I like paying $10 driving through the new tunnel. It's wonderful. Thank you.

27:52
We'll see what happens. Yeah. And on the world stage, we've got two big things this year. We've got the king Charles's coronation in May. And cop 28 is in Dubai. Let's get the Patreon funded up and go to these. I'm all for it. What are your patreon.com/irrational Fear everyone jump on it? What do you reckon?

28:11
Dylan? Let me tell you this. When the Queen died, and everyone had to replace their portrait of the Queen with the king, we bought two from the Australian Monica Association and I promised to give them out to anybody in the next two weeks, who signed up to the Patreon. No one signed up to the portrait, a framed portrait of King Charles no one signed up I think I think I've done the testing. I've done the American market research. This audience does not care about King Charles we are not we are definitely not going to be covering this kind of

28:41
I'll hang it up behind you all hang out on my wall here. I've got a nice space here.

28:45
I mean, how many spaces okay, but there's not enough room for his hands, his hands, he's fat fingers really take up a lot of space.

28:52
His ears take up the whole coin as well.

28:55
But cup 28 in Dubai, it's one of the not one of the big cups. So I don't think we would have been going there either. But I think there's there will be a cup and a couple of years in Australia. And we are actively going to get behind that to get a cup to Australia. So I'm really looking forward to that. That's for me in terms of cops coming up getting the cop to Australia, the Pacific countries in Australia co hosting a cop potentially in Brisbane. I reckon that's a great way to get active and get meaningful action on climate when it's in your own country. I think that's going to be pretty good. And as Australia's still probably one of the worst fossil fuel exporters one of the worst scope three emitters probably second or third to Russia and Saudi Arabia. That is that is the number one priority. You know, imagine if we could use that cup to limit fossil fuel exports and and wretched back fossil fuel exports over the next 10 years that will be something meaningful for the world. It's pretty interesting, but can I play you a hello Darius wacky clip. I don't know if you found this yet. This is a climate related wacky clip. This is from liberal Senator Alex antic, who's asking a question of the Home Affairs boss, Mike Zullo, where the department's focus on climate change as a national security risk is parody accommodate this, this is really quite enjoyable from Alex antic,

30:23
to Missoula. your opening statement here, which sort of front of me, you made mention of the fact that the department's work extends to dealing with the effects of climate change? Yes. And to better position Australia to deal with the increasing exposure and vulnerabilities into nationally significant crises, including those due to climate change with the greatest of respect, is it? Is that comedy parody? Or is that serious?

I'm not are you referring to a question that you've asked me? I don't understand. I

don't know the suggestion that the Department of Home Affairs is somehow prioritizing. The issue of climate change is that I'm not sure

if you've noticed, the increasing frequency and severity of weather events were responsible in supporting the Minister for emergency management happens to be at the table with policy and legislative advice. My colleague, the coordinator, General of NEMA that was questioned this morning then delivers programs I genuinely don't know how to respond to or other oddly put question, you asked me whether it's comedy, it's my job, but I don't really understand what you're asking.

31:35
They're just amazing. It's like everyone's house is being destroyed. Not an issue of national security. Taking tweezers on an airplane very important issue of national security.

31:46
Yeah, and the millions of people that are going to come to Australia after they become climate refugees, definitely not part of Home Affairs. No, no, no. This is a here's another great clip from that said it estimates as well. Senator antic again.

32:01
Well, Mr. Padilla Is it safe then to say that the department has been captured by leftist ideology?

32:11
I'm looking forward to hearing this answer.

32:15
Yes, the Department of Homeland affairs is akin to the greens you might as well have Adam bet running the Home Affairs Department.

32:21
Oh my goodness, that was them laughing not us. Like even they felt.

32:26
That was that was my Palooza laughing at the dumb question.

32:29
And before we go, that I think what's going to be the biggest issue of the year it's looking like inflation and interest rates. How do we how do we stop inflation from going out of control, any tips, any thoughts, any ideas,

32:41
you need to speed up on the spending Dylan You need to spend more and one way you can spend more is going to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear and drop us $3 A month of your hard earned cash and we kick the show on the road or more.

32:55
You can choose a higher amount you don't have to choose one of the tiers you can choose a higher amount yet.

32:59
Yeah, that's right. I hear there's a there's a famous comedian in the US they have a Patreon they would say earn like $300,000 a year on oh sorry, $300,000 a month. And the top tier is called the Rothschild team. We don't have that. But you know, if you pay us $500 a month, we will come into a show live for you somewhere.

33:21
All right. So just plug well. What's coming up with irrational fear in the near future. There's some we're going on tour. There's some great gigs coming up and what's the rest of the year look like as

33:29
well. You can go catch us in Adelaide at the Adelaide Fringe Festival. And then you can catch us at Brisbane in queue pack for the World Science Festival. Dylan, we have got incredible guests at that festival, including yourself Louis harbor. Mel Buddle is doing that show also Mark Humphries and we have a very special scientist from NASA joining us her name is her name is Dr. Christiansen Dr. Jesse Christiansen and she worked on the JW S T. The James Webb Space Telescope and she currently is building a habitat for exoplanets. This is incredible data set where all the data for every exoplanet they discover goes into this huge database. And people can look it up and find exoplanets and learn more about them which is amazing. So it's it's incredible. We're going to talk to her about aliens, life forms, looking into deep space and working on database T and working at NASA. She's Australian, so it's very exciting to have her on the show. Oh yes. And then of course April 2, we've got the Melbourne International Comedy Festival that is a huge show with call that show. irrational fear has too many guests because it's a 60 minute show, and we have too many guests for 60 minutes. Everyone's going to be limited to about five minutes each. But we'll figure out how that goes as we go along. We've got Luis myself. Andy McClinton is DJ Viraj and is doing sketches we've also gotten that's what I recommend Gabby bolt and Alice phrase and also, Grace team is joining us again as well semi Shah. So another huge, huge show that shows already About 30% sold, so please get you tickets to that one that's gonna definitely sell

35:03
out. And everyone stay subscribed because you'll have news faders on here monthly as well, including Big wrap of the New South Wales State election next month. Dan, thanks for having me on. As I'm having you on. Congratulations.

35:19
As you say me podcaster you su casa. You've heard Sue podcast. Yeah.

35:26
All right. Thanks, Dan.

35:28
Good to be with you.

35:31
Alrighty, that's news fighters for February 2023. Don't forget you can catch us every month here on the irrational fear podcast feed or watch us on YouTube at youtube.com/news fighters. Don't forget to hit subscribe and leave a comment or review. A big thank you to Dan Ilic for stopping by and also thanks to Tom Huaville for our sparkling new graphics. As always, these photos is written and produced and edited by me Dylan Bane for irrational fear. You can follow me on Twitter at dylabolical or email me Dylan at newsfighters.com. Don't forget, if you like the show, please support the show to keep us running by chipping in at patreon.com/irrational fear that's now patreon.com/irrational Fear and if you want to listen to one of our 120 old episodes, search for news photos on your podcast feed or you can buy our bonus Patreon episodes at us fighters.bandcamp.com. You can also find us on social media we're on Twitter and Instagram at newsfighterspod or on Facebook. But who cares about Facebook and if you hate social media, we have our own little newsletter saying what I'm up to which you can subscribe to for free at newsfighters.com All these links and the transcript are in the show notes. See you next month when I'm gonna be wrapping up and previewing the New South Wales State election. Thanks for listening, keep fighting. And bye for now.

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This podcast is supported in part by Australian ethical. Good morning or good evening, Lewis.

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Hello. Yes, good, good. Whatever day off time time of day this finds you.

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It's a flat circle. No one, no one really has a good handle on time. Time is irrelevant. Now, there was an article in the BBC saying that time is a construct, we actually time doesn't actually exist, which I have to

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agree that in the BBC before that when you like, Oh, I thought God gave it to us.

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Other time was brought down by Neptune. Neptune gave us time. Big news, Louis. You You know this news, by the way. Oh, yeah. But you are a new dad. This is so exciting. Congratulations.

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Thank you. It's actually so rare that when you tell me that we have news that I actually am across a rare and precious fact. Yes. thrilled. I have a five week old daughter her name's olive. She's a really good baby, but pretty into her. And that's why I've been away for the law. I missed last week. I tried to join kinda, but it was a mess. It's also I genuinely have no idea what's happening. Like, whatever comes up today will be relatively new information.

1:10
Great. It'd be fresh years and we really, yeah, well, it means also, the Patreon is more important than ever, because we've got more mouths to feed, we gotta feed olive. I don't give Lewis any of the Patreon money but the point is, you know, in principle, chipping, chipping, like Nick or rock voiceover actor who was in last week's episode, he just I wanted to give him money. He said, No, I'm gonna give you money and become a patreon supporter. Thank you, Nick. David Bluestein. Comedian and game developer also signed up for Patreon this week. Thank you, Dave Lewis, we've got some live shows so you can spend less time with your new family around the country. Adelaide is happening in four weeks Andrew Hanson, Gabby Bolte, Alice, Fraser Lewis and myself. Then we've got April 2 at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Huge show. Gabby Alice Grace time Vidya Rajan. That's what I reckon Sammy Shah, and then Brisbane, coming up at the end of March with a huge show for World Science Festival. Mark Humphries. Mel bottle Mandy, darlin Lewis and myself. Also, Louis, we are talking with onstage live. Someone who is a Brisbane native Her name is Dr. Jesse Christianson sees the head of the NASA exoplanet library. And she works on the JW S T. She's probably one of the smartest people we've ever had on the show. So it's very excited. We have we've had some smart people on the show. You know, we've had that the Bondi hipsters. We've had Dr.

2:30
Cow. I don't even understand what her job is what from what you've just told me like, well, it's an exoplanet. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

2:37
We'll have to wait and see in Brisbane. So that's exciting. Anyway, join us in Brisbane at the end of March. It's going to be very exciting. I'm recording mine of irrational fear on Gadigal land in the urination. Sovereignty was never seated. When did a treaty Let's start the show.

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3:02
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Welcome to rational feet. I'm your host, former Green Senator Dan Ilic. And this is the podcast that takes the news and puts it into blender with some protein powder. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She's put on hold the money and the stability of being a lawyer for something much more exciting. Yes, she's a comedian Floyd Alexander. Hi and welcome to irrational fear.

4:07
Thanks so much for having me back.

4:09
Look, my pleasure look why why shouldn't comedy be the backup job here? Shouldn't you be you know, all gung ho for a for a proper career in law, that's where the money is a short

4:18
I think it's that my parents were really it was it was like, when I said I was gonna do law, they were really disappointed in me. So I was like, I was very confused.

4:31
And his career is long serving, but his hip is brand new. It's broadcaster podcaster and Rose distributor. Asha, Gunzburg. Asha. You've got a new haircut. Are you planning on any more upgrades in the future? No, I'm

4:42
actually I might hit number. I've walked on hip number one and hit number five. There was yeah, it's been a long and winding journey but I'm finally here tonight. And I'm grateful that none of you got that guy Sebastian Australian Idol season one job but fine. That's it No, I'm not planning on any more upgrades.

5:02
I was listening out for the words battle and scars Asha I couldn't hear battle and scars together in a sentence so totally love

5:09
never get behind me at the airport. I will always, always be touched by security guy every time for the rest of my life.

5:17
It feels like you've been a contestant on like the grandad bachelor where instead of giving metal hips

5:24
pretty much I brought this great misconception, Louis as I never actually touched the roses. I just can't touch the

5:35
drug deal. I like it. The development of drug dealer kingpin never touches the gear. He's the only broadcaster at Triple J who gets called Daddy, it's Louis harbour

5:44
I did beforehand as well. So writing right on through

5:49
coming up later, we are getting warmed up for the New South Wales state elections we're gonna be chatting with independent candidate for a while and really shy and the Southern Highlands Judy Hannon will ask her is the gumnut Bakery overrated. But first heard this message from this week's sponsor?

6:04
Hi, Peter Dutton here, I'm calling on albeau to provide more information of the indigenous voice to Parliament, but not in the format of a 270 page report. That's too much information. And not in a format of a series of one on one consultations from constitutional experts and the Prime Minister himself. That information is to oral and as you know, I've heard of listening, which is why I refuse to hear members of my own party advocating for a yes position. You could try to make a pamphlet with pictures that move when you pull a little tab, but it'll go straight into the shredder. If a report, briefings, conventions, pamphlets, a decade of development, and even lobbying from my own party won't convince me Peter Dutton, maybe there's another reason that a former Queensland cop is against an indigenous voice to Parliament. I just can't put my finger on it. But if I did, I'd have to vocalise it, and then I'd have to sue myself for defamation. And maybe that's the only detail that's missing. elbow

7:10
arthroscopy. Yeah, that that sketch was sent off to legal I don't know if it'll make it onto the internet as a whole, but I think it would be safe for the podcast,

7:21
Lloyd legal

7:25
aid as a lawyer here. So as a comedian, I say very funny.

7:30
Dad as someone who the current live show I'm doing was based upon that history of being sued by people such as the one that was not in that sketch. They said, You need to read a disclaimer before you do your live show. I'm standing on stage like I'm saying grace before me or reading a disclaimer. But, Dan, I that is an amazing I love you.

7:53
Alright, this week's first fear in a big win for the environment. Tanya Plibersek has killed off Clive Palmer's war retired coal mine saying that the earth can't sustain a coal mine and Clive Palmer at the same time. It's a win, but also not really a win. Yeah, since 2000 7000. projects were referred to the government under the Environmental Protection biodiversity act. Of those 7013 were refused in 20 years. Presumably, there are 6987 projects that were greenlit, it was said that the real reason that Clive Palmer's mine was refused was because it was the site was about 10 kilometres from the Great Barrier Reef not because Clive Palmer campaigned against the Labour government in the last three elections over the last decade. No, not that not that reason at all. So there are also 117 new fossil fuel projects on the table by companies who are probably aren't as annoying to labour as Clive Palmer, the real test will be will Labour prevent those projects from going ahead to save the planet or just let them slide because they didn't spend $140 million against them in the last election? fear mongers if you were Clive Palmer this week, what would you be doing to kind of save your karma? Well,

9:01
I mean, first you take a breath or if you Clive, along, deep, shattering breath. And then I imagine he would go up to his little attic and get his big paws, grab a couple of little tweezers and start building his tiny little Titanic three that he hasn't started.

9:21
I mean, it does make sense this guy who started like a dinosaur park, I mean, he all he wanted to do was dig up old dinosaurs and burn them and put them in the sky. This is this is that was the completion of his dream.

9:32
It's a stunning turn of events. And I can only imagine that just packets of Tim Tams. Were just terrified at that moment that hit the news. Have you ever seen him do the Tim Tams? It's terrifying footage.

9:44
I'm sorry you haven't explained? What do you mean? Do the Tim Tams.

9:48
Floyd knows what I'm talking about. Go and enjoy. Your Google cookies will never be the same once you write Clive Palmer each packet of Tim Tams.

9:57
Right does the Tim turn

9:59
off his private jet and essentially it was amazing. I think it's like it's a it's a ballsy move. It's a ballsy move for a man that is, you know, prepared to put hundreds of millions of dollars on kind of like, I don't know, it's kind of Insell looking dudes standing at the side of the street holding big yellow signs for months, and to be shut down like that is pretty cool. Is it going to happen again? I'd like to hope so. Because you're going to have to back that up. You're gonna have to go well, you can't do it either. And neither neither can you. It's a monster move. I'd like to see it happen more and see some sort of, I don't know maybe Clive. Do you see the writing on the wall Clive to just get into some green energy they call it a battery factory there's money to be made buddy

10:40
hate that is true.

10:42
I feel like I can do it with other cases where it's like oh yeah, it's 2000 kilometres from Great Barrier Reef but that's still too close just anything it like in on the side of the world of Great Barrier Reef banking just use that as precedent

10:55
I just say that the same atmosphere like the same exact the same atmosphere get like the the ocean leashes the same carbon out of the same atmosphere as matter where the fuck on the planet.

11:06
A long game like obviously Clive with Titanic too, is that his big focus and the mining is really just a side operation. I've never put these things together. But is there a chance that he's mining is really a long game for Titanic too, because he thinks the only way I can make sure this ship doesn't sink. Icebergs left anyway.

11:29
I say I see what you're going to. Like when the West Antarctic Ice Sheet finally collapses. maiden voyage, Jack and Rose. We're doing it again. But this time, it's

11:43
we have to complete a series of tasks to weed roses affection. And if he does, yeah, guess who hands out the raw

11:52
rational fear when the day comes that most surely will when Titanic to sales into New York, you'll be able to say that you are here.

12:02
This week. Second fear Australia Post is set to declare its first loss since 2015. Yes, profit is down for the first six months by 88%. Australia Post says that let us continue to decline at an unstoppable rate. And the company said quote, they're at a crossroads and the headwinds they are facing have never been stronger. And because they were so confused by the crossroads and the headwinds, they've just left a card and returned back to the Depo. And I also say by the end of the decade, the average Australian household receives less than one letter a week fair Mungus How can we save Australia Post

12:39
so they said by the by 2030 Australian households received one letter a week that's impressive given Australia's going to be underwater by that is actually an achievement. first idea is that they sell other people's mail, because like I don't want to open my own mail. I want to open other people's mail. And

12:57
this is the new format. Asha is trying to develop a new a new TV format. Get rid of the news format. No one wants news, comedy Asha, we've tried here, what people want is what's inside this strangers letter.

13:11
Reality show

13:12
they could also just start renting out post offices. You know, Sydney rent is so high just start like renting out the offices, you

13:19
can honestly rent out the postbox for like 500 a week at the moment, literally. What about if we start using the little motorbikes for like Uber as well? If you go, Hey, I really just need to go down the street. And they're like, Oh, great. That's where I'm going anyway. And then you hop on the back. They deliver a few letters on the way it's like Uber pool,

13:35
why not? They have the infrastructure. They have the pipeline. They have the staff, they know how to give a smack out to an angry Labrador. They know what they're doing. Also, we can easily stop the flow of WR X's coming in and out of Western Sydney all the way into the eastern suburbs. I laid on a Friday night if you just had a couple of solid Koreas there, you've already got the drops on every street corner. It's like It's like Idris Elba was here. Very much. Like just kind of running on the wire. It's beautiful. I

14:03
really liked you of getting to my house and seeing a bunch of cards saying we couldn't deliver your 600 grammes of cocaine. It's back at the Depo come down to the post office and pick it up.

14:12
Suze? Oh, rational fear and of letter delivery could be closer than we think

14:19
the future is at some stage there will be no mail when that is it's hard to predict. This week's third there the Kiwis have intercepted our cocaine Yes, the New Zealand Navy intercepted three tonnes of cocaine floating out in the Pacific destined for Australia. The whole of anyone Bales is worth $500 million. I'm lucky for some of them. They had four leaf clovers on them. Some of them aren't with the Batman symbol. There is so much Sasson snark. From the New Zealand police. I think they said the word blow three times in their press conference, which was very good. They also said that oh well. This is a 30 year supply for New Zealand but only a one year supply for Australia. Oh burn burn. Kiwis know how to party flow. These are your country people do Do they know how to party or are they just like are they pop in everybody else's party here? Um,

15:04
I think they know how to party. I mean, they should do like Tom Hanks or something should try and like take credit for it and then New Zealand will be like it it is we do love it is

15:15
it's just the hobbits sort of white ratio is quite small so they only need that gets them on the whole journey.

15:24
Whoever's gear it was, they are they someone has done marketing at TAFE. Like St. Patrick's Day is less than six weeks away. They've got four leaf clovers on there, they are ready to party like you'll get maximum. But

15:39
I think the true heroes every time there's a significant cocaine bust are people who leave comments on news articles like rip, I, there's a part of it. It's like good. Good for you like that is because you're immediately on a watch list. But you know, it's worth it for the Viet.

16:00
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Over the last 17 years, she served the woman really shy as a counsellor and mare. She's also the chair of the Australian optometry board and now she's hoping voters will have enough 2020 vision to put her in the running for a state seat at the New South Wales election. We're gonna flip open the Snellen chart and get her to read from the bottom layer. Please welcome to irrational fear, Judy Hannon. Welcome, Judy. Hi. Hi, everyone.

17:44
Yeah, welcome. Welcome to the show. Did I say that right? Is it a Snellen? Chart? Is that what is that what people call it?

17:50
Whatever. Six weeks or six? Five.

17:53
That's it. That's it. Optometry. Now, Judy, it's really exciting to have you on the show. We're kind of getting into the into the New South Wales election mode, you're running as an independent, what do you think you can do as an independent that you can't do in a big party.

18:07
So in a big party, out here, they do nothing. So anything I do will be better and an improvement. There's lots to be done out here. And I can certainly act with integrity, which is probably lacking in the parties. I don't have to worry about the parties. I can simply just work for our community out here. And certainly for our koalas as well. There's a

18:28
there's an amazing book out at the moment, which I'm reading and rereading. It's by Rick Rubin, who produced it ran on chilli peppers in Adele and all kinds of things. He talks about people who come to a project without knowing all the rules sometimes get far further and get far more creative because they're not beholden to, you know what's coming before them. As Judy mentioned, not having to work with the major parties like being free of the solemnity that surrounds those pirate rooms. Oh, you can't say that. Because that's such and such as like, being able to speak your mind and these halls of power do you? Do you feel that that would be able to cut through even though those parties hold so much power?

19:06
I reckon it will. I'm a bit of a burden. They can challenge the things like ride my, my tractors see if they can tractor ride faster than me all sorts of. So yes, I don't obey the rules politely. And yeah, get a lot of things done out here. It's it's a really interesting area, and we supply all your food. So it's important that I get the job done. Food

19:30
security is massive. That's one of the big unspoken things around climate change. And your your Shire has been on fire and underwater quite a lot in the last couple of years. What kinds of things do you want to be able to do to to kind of help the people that live there in the face of these increasingly volatile situations?

19:47
So you would have seen the pictures of black roofs with no trees, no backyards, simply big houses on little blocks of land that it just rolled out and they're just creating heat island To fix, and there's no infrastructure of any description at all. So there's a lot to be done out here. We've got the word gamba dam wall. And you would note that the government say they're going to raise the dam wall, it won't put one extra drop of drinking water into Sydney. But what it will do is destroying a whole lot of cultural indeed, indigenous artworks, and some really scarce birds.

20:25
It's interesting, you kind of bring up a bunch of environmental stuff because the the New South Wales liberals are really good at painting themselves as quite progressive on net zero targets and carbon emissions and the environment. Is that a scam? Or is or is that? Or do they have some value in that in that regard?

20:45
Is there an election coming?

20:49
We all saw the police randomly decide to do something last week.

20:52
Climate change, you know, because there's an election coming, it's becoming popular, unfortunately, their actions out here and not proving that you know that they're doing anything substantial. And just letting developers run rampant across our whole area that supplies the food for Sydney, they might speak the speak but there's no action in there at all.

21:12
One of the extraordinary things that I saw driving down Picton road about a month ago was just the incredible amount of development that is happening. It's like huge swathes of land which probably would have been farmland or or something. But like completely levelled out, flattened. And then the next minute you are driving past all those black rooms. And it feels like those houses that you drive past are so big for the locks they're on. They're so close together, that it's not it's not a pleasant place to live. And it seems that there's there's not real much thought other than maximum house for block out as an independent. And can you kind of stop this this huge overdevelopment?

21:53
Look, we need to look at the planning laws. I don't think anybody can agree that planning laws in New South Wales are good. We need to have enough people in there to change the way it's done. All the people that are planners actually say that the planning is bad. But none of them can break away from the actual, you know, their catalogue of Ticketek there. But we need to revisit that and do planning in a whole different way in a sustainable way. Where people have backyards, they can have trees, where aged care is next to preschools, all those things that we know will bring good community values. So there's so much that can be done. And I'd like to get enough people in there that we can change the planning laws

22:39
your electorate as part of one of the unfortunately and tragically horrifically lost kind of habitats of the koala. What can you do to protect this thing that we as Australians take for granted as a national identity yet? Clearly, like? I think I was just reading the other day that entire swathes of the southwest of New South Wales. No, quality's gone. All gone. All gone. Yeah,

23:01
it's so weird. Like I've never ever seen a koala in the natural habitat around Sydney, and I've lived here for 40 years.

23:07
So the koalas in our area are the only chlamydia free koalas in New South Wales. The area they live in is literally having 30,000 houses planted upon it. And the koalas unfortunately, can't read a map because they've been given corridors to go along. I thought they might give them all little apps on a phone. I can turn right here, turn left here. And the problem is if they forced them across onto the stand stone area that's beyond that, they will literally starve. And they will be much more susceptible to disease. So it's really quite sad. And I'd love to see if I got elected to Parliament in the 25th of March. I'd actually love to say a committee formed for flora and fauna of New South Wales.

23:58
Oh, great. Oh, this is really interesting, Judy, and I don't get me wrong. I'm like, I am a very passionate person when it comes to protecting the environment. And people want to live somewhere. What is the solution here? What's the solution? There's 30,000 houses what this list says 100,000 people, where do they live?

24:16
So there is other land and there's a lot of infill that can be done. Unfortunately, what's happening is we're having developers buy what you would have seen a couple of weeks ago, we had money launderers by 390 hectares, I believe in corridor, but literally, the developers are buying up our farmland, and they are just wiping it out. They're not cutting down selective trees or anything like that. They're Moon scaping, the whole area. So there is no ability for any flora or fauna to live with these people. And yes, we've got to have houses but we've got to have houses that are affordable to live in, as well as affordable to buy. So the houses that day So all the land that he saw, there is no public transport. There isn't even a plan for water or sewer there. Mind you, I did see that they are talking about selling off Sydney Water. We're going to put people there that can't get to work. Unless they travel for hours on the roads that are already clogged up. And you shouldn't you shouldn't stop me on it. But like Alan Jones had a shot at me he I mean, he had a shot about the fact I was stopping his mates, you know, do development, the actual one that you saw Dan, probably. And I said, send a message back. Fine, come and meet me there but come by public transport, because there isn't any. And yet we're putting 1000s of people there. Yeah. And like the the Netherlands do it so much better. Overseas, they have bikes to railway stations and all sorts of magical things. And here we just crowding as many black rooms and make as much money as we can for developers.

26:01
I can't believe due to that you are suggesting that selective high density areas linked together by bicycle paths and high speed rail. What do you want this country to be?

26:11
I thought you were gonna say I can't believe you suggested Elton John's take public transport.

26:18
Sometimes he lets people share his helicopter with it.

26:23
But you know, it's just terrible. And the trouble is, once I work the koalas out, we can't fix it later. They'll be gone,

26:29
Judy. Good luck next month, Sam we'll be we'll be seeing how you travel. And we are at the end of the show. So thanks to all of our guests. Floyd Alexander hunt, Asha Gunzburg God Hanim Louis harbour whatever. You guys got to plug this out with you, Judy. What would you like to plug?

26:46
Ah, certainly the cake shop you talked about down in barrel. It is the best. They have a queue that goes down the street for a mile waiting for cakes, especially on a Saturday.

26:58
That's the gum that bakery in Main Street about Yeah. i Yeah, I'm a big fan of the the industrial state version in Mittagong. Where they where they bake all the cakes because it's much shorter queues. Yep, that's my that's my hot tip. Louis, what do you wanna plug

27:12
down? We have some live shows in March and April. The dates of which aren't relevant. What does matter? That you buy tickets in a 10

27:21
March for in Adelaide, April 2 in Melbourne, march 26 in Brisbane, come along, Floyd Alexander hunt, would you like to

27:29
play okay most important thing I got a plug as next weekend I'm getting married. Just follow me on Instagram and like my photo that will be amazing.

27:40
I should Gunzburg What are you plugging?

27:42
I'd like to plug Dan Ilic live on stage with me Friday the 10th of February at Factory Theatre in America till 7pm for NT n n n and n real stories fake news. I've always wanted to do a fake news show because I saw Dan do on once. No one No network gave me one so I made one up and it's frickin fun. It's super amazing. Early doors seven o'clock. Come along also Melbourne, Melbourne International Comedy Festival from 30 to march.

28:04
Yes and a big thank you to all of our supporters on Patreon Also, thanks to roadmaps, Australian ethical. Big thanks to Jacob brown on the Tepanyaki timeline for all of his amazing work and we will see you next time. See you then. Bye

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Tonight Tony Abbott continues his record breaking streak of being wrong by saying that George Pell is the greatest man he's ever known and King Charles will not appear on the new $5 note. According to the Reserve Bank. The only requirement for the $5 note is to have a design that when folded looks like a whale is giving fellatio, and after being lost for 10 days a tic tac sized radioactive capsule has been found in the outback of Western Australia. Eastern states have expressed concern and are looking into how to manufacture tic tac sized radioactive capsules of their own. When will this Brickman ship and it's the second of February 2023 This is irrational fear.

Hello, welcome to rational fee. I'm your host former quarterback of the New England Patriots Dan Ilic Chen This is the podcast that takes the saddest headlines and eats them for breakfast. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. Our first fear monger is an omnipresent media maven, Author Activist Changemaker one of AFRs 100 Women of Influence. It's Antoinette Latif, welcome Antoinette.

Antoinette Lattouf 3:14
Thank you so much for having me. I look forward to like think like scaring the shit out of everybody.

Dan Ilic 3:22
I mean 100 100 Women of Influence What do you do to get on that list?

Antoinette Lattouf 3:26
I look you as a man and you'd never understand. But the interesting thing is I can get on AFS 100 Women of Influence, but I can't influence my child to brush her teeth.

Dan Ilic 3:41
And she's a Gen Zed media mogul. And when she's not, you know, pushing words into her manuscript for her new book, she's pushing as many hot takes on the internet as a team of 1000 monkeys. It's the founder and CEO of cheek media Hannah Ferguson Hannah Welcome to irrational fears having

Hannah Ferguson 3:57
me that's in my mother's never said that many nice things about me in a row so it's very beautiful damn thing

Dan Ilic 4:02
what Hannah I used to consider myself prolific but you know watching you operate on the internet all day. I think I'm lazy. How do you keep up such a relentless hot take machine as checkmate?

Hannah Ferguson 4:13
I've never considered them heartaches I've definitely consider them more of like a Pizza Hut buffet. We're getting very average and a lot of it. Like, let's just keep it pumping.

Dan Ilic 4:23
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Dan Ilic 5:36
Firstly, this year, how do you lose $70 billion overnight through hard work and determination or if you're an activist investor, Gautam Adani, as India's richest man at the start of the year was the third richest person in the world. But he's dropped out of the top 10 richest people list because it's claimed is a little bit dodgy. Yes, a short selling firm delightfully named get this Hindenburg published an investigation accusing Adani of stock manipulation, account fraud and money laundering. Now, one of the allegations I don't know if you read this one of the allegations is that the Adani private family trust charged the Adani public company $100 million in licencing fees to use the North Queensland export terminal, which they own. That's really that's a big skim, that's a big family skim right there. They it also pointed to how other family companies covered the loss in value of other assets like the Carmichael coal mine and train line so the public company wouldn't look bad like he'd have lost the money. Allegedly. All of this is allegedly I should point out a Danny kind of hit back with a 413 page report which no one is going to read as Peter Dutton you know, knows as soon as the report comes out there were like hundreds of these weird pro Adani tweets that hit Twitter. I don't know if you saw this. Yeah, they all had like similar contexts, but some had just that the same typo. Hundreds of tweets that are like kind of backing Adani, but they all spelt nation wrong. That bot

Antoinette Lattouf 6:59
needs Grammarly. Yeah, it really does.

Dan Ilic 7:04
And like he's another one which is heads the heads like full sentences which are kind of copied and pasted the word allegations is spelt allegations, which I love. Just goes to show if you're an Indian company and you're outsourcing your tweets to Australia, you shouldn't be doing that we are terrible with with with language. Have you guys ever lost $70 billion in one day? No,

Hannah Ferguson 7:23
I actually check my account before buying my own mocker in the morning. So I think I would notice if the books are changing that drastically. But yes, no, I haven't personally internet.

Dan Ilic 7:33
I love these allegations because Adani of course is one of the hugest exporters and extractors of fossil fuels around the world. And so if they go down, that's great for everybody, pretty much. It's great news for everyone. How would you react if you were like the offspring of a billionaire and your parent dropped off the top 10? Would that be embarrassing?

Antoinette Lattouf 7:52
It's probably grounds to never speak to them again. I think it'd be reasonable

Unknown Speaker 7:57
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Unknown Speaker 7:59
Not only will the investment community in India, but also around the world but most likely here in Australia. We'll be looking at the financial veracity of Adani in the wake of these clients a rational

Dan Ilic 8:11
alright, this week second fear the a triple seat, Australia's favourite cops have got influences in their sights from now on. If you're carrying a camera or a bang energy drink, you have to have a permit otherwise you could get a fine for making an undeclared post. The a triple C won't have anything of it not at all. All sponsored posts must be declared. In fact, the a triple C chair Gina Cass Gottlieb said, people are looking at it thinking that they have the integrity of just an ordinary persons recommendation. Yes, an ordinary person with ABS lip filler full hair, and insatiable appetite for sharing videos of them doing back squats. Then when they tell you to buy a koala mattress you do just the ordinary person like that people could be confused, especially if they don't see ordinary people like me and I live in Bondi, Hannah you're one of the most powerful influences in the in the news and Australian politics space. Do you have sponsored posts?

Hannah Ferguson 9:01
I honestly have no idea how these come in. No one has ever offered me anything really? And honestly like I'm just confused by why these influences why people can be duped by influencers who think the most interesting thing is talking about laxity of tastes like do you not realise these people are getting paid to make you shoot yourself to death like why is that surprising? But no i i Do not struggle with this. I wish more people approached me frankly.

Antoinette Lattouf 9:25
I have I have something to disclose guys. I am an influencer. However, I would say Oh, it wasn't the ASR. 100 Women of Influence thing that kind of because after I was like listed, I was like, Okay, where are all of my teeth whitening deals Where's My Car? However, recently, I became an influencer. And so the people that I do sometimes accept money from like museums. I go to galleries and exhibitions and and I talk about public archives, like really sexy stuff like that. But I do disclose it. So I'm an influencer who doesn't have like really white teeth because nobody has come forward and sponsored me for I talk about museums but I you know, I do I do disclose if I'm an ethical influencer

Dan Ilic 10:16
Oh yeah. So wait we are were ethical here too.

Antoinette Lattouf 10:20
But you know what I do think the penitent penalty here because they're talking about penalties and cracking down on influencers who don't disclose that they actually pay I think the best kind of penalty would be to force them to make an NRL style apology but to be told that like no filters are allowed in your video apology

Dan Ilic 10:52
Love is the HR was a reached out to his followers on Facebook encouraging them to delve in influencers who are doing the wrong thing and they said they got 1000s of responses. I'm like, first of all, what kind of narc is following the a triple C on Facebook?

Antoinette Lattouf 11:05
Yeah, definitely a boomer it's differently someone's because nobody else is on Facebook. The other thing is RF in the a triple C can bet and find these influences themselves. All you need to do is put like search the terms heaps of people have been asking about my car like nobody fucking no one's supposed to be careful.

Hannah Ferguson 11:31
They just need to go have the Instagram bio like I'm an empath or treat people with kindness and fucking bang they've got them going on about this like idea of its being particularly looking at micro influencers influencers or having like a more legitimate relationship with their audience. I'm like, Are you going off to like my grandma's 18 Facebook friends sharing one black one prayer posts like is that the accountability you're looking for? Who are you investigating with like 1000 followers?

Antoinette Lattouf 11:56
I reckon they should just investigate every every former bachelorette bachelor Married at First Sight. Get rid of

Dan Ilic 12:07
it. You know, of course people go on those shows just to boost their Instagram followers so they can have a career after the show. Looking to

Hannah Ferguson 12:16
love genuinely, with the guy that's never treated a woman right ever. That's crazy stuff.

Tony Burke MP 12:23
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Dan Ilic 12:43
This week's third the cabanas cabana is everywhere but not a place to walk. The eastern suburbs have been invaded by people from far away as far away as five dark coming to Bondi and putting up their tents, putting in their tents and taking up all the space on the beach where no one can walk and get to the water. Ah, Antoinette Latif, you are so pro cabana decided to get paid by the nine media machine to write about it. Now tell us why are you pro cabana? And why am I wrong for being anti cabana?

Antoinette Lattouf 13:17
This segment has not been sponsored by core cabanas. I do not receive beach paraphernalia. I am open to it but I have not previously received any. But this is the great summer debates bizarre

Dan Ilic 13:27
they did is a bizarre that didn't reach out to you after your article to offer you one for free. Now they

Antoinette Lattouf 13:31
haven't. Like I'm doing something wrong. I gotta get on a dating show and sort that out. Anyway, this is one of the great summer of 2023 and if you use a cabana at the beach, are you an inconsiderate asshole? My answer is no. You've just heeded the warnings of public health campaigners for three decades you're getting out of the sun. And I know Dan, you have a different view to me on this but there's two things I want to put it out there. There's two things that aggravate me most about people and that's those who disagree with me and those who live in a nicer suburb than I do and you are both those things then

Dan Ilic 14:08
I live in a nicer suburb Sure sure. outside my apartment is great but my apartment is a shoebox with fungus growing through the roof. It is it is the end of the best part about it is is the beach is the beach you know I drive home to spend three hours looking for a car park spot just so I can park my car near my house like the there are downsides to living

Hannah Ferguson 14:29
to take out a mortgage to go to the beach for three hours in that area. I've only discovered moving to Sydney it's awful. It's so much linen I'm terrified.

Dan Ilic 14:38
The cabanas on a busy day they're just they're awful but you know on an easy day we're not we're not many people are are there at the beach. It's totally fine but on a Saturday or a Sunday when it's 30 degrees and they're back to back. It just makes the beach impossible to navigate and when they put up like at nine o'clock in the morning. Not only do they take up the space of where the physical cabana is but they Take up wherever the shade lands. So throughout the day the shade moves, and the space of the cabana user actually takes up three cabanas across the day like the space use for one person under a cabana is absolutely disproportionate to the space needed. Selling a beach umbrella could do quite easily and not take up the same amount of space. Sorry, Hannah,

Antoinette Lattouf 15:23
I think you need to probably weigh in here because Dan and I don't see eye to eye on this Vamana slick slop, but mainly slap him out of it.

Hannah Ferguson 15:31
Brilliant. Oh, my God, someone should be paying you.

Antoinette Lattouf 15:35
I mean, I think it's not been welcoming sunscreen sponsors. Anybody in the home and I'm happy.

Hannah Ferguson 15:40
The TGA is not welcoming. You are welcoming.

Antoinette Lattouf 15:46
Yeah, so where do you sit on this hand? I'm like, are we just being smart or being inconsiderate? And taking up too much space?

Hannah Ferguson 15:51
I failed you Tenma so don't know how to weigh in on the whole geographic area of the shade thing? I think Sun safety's big thing for my generation. Not so much Danza. Yes, Dan, you're much older than me. But I also think maybe you just hate stripes. And you're a bit of an eastern suburbs elitist? What's going on here? Do you think it could be something else? Hiding behind this argument about a shave? I think I think overall good thing I think positive love the article.

Dan Ilic 16:16
Right? Right. You you actually think the stripes are the problem. I have a problem with stripes. And what I wished for those cabanas is white linen. You're probably right. If they were white linen, maybe we'd let them slide.

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Tony Burke MP 17:54
I'm only the last fit. I'm only the upstream. So I've got that the rest of my work in a different department, the Employment and Workplace Relations stuff. So but yeah, when I first got sworn in, and up until then, we'd had years where the word arts wasn't anywhere. So I was just glad to find it on a wall.

Dan Ilic 18:16
On the podcast today, also, we've got Antoinette Latif and Hannah Ferguson. I don't know if you've met them or seeing them online. They're extraordinary people. So they're going to be chiming in with questions for you as well.

Tony Burke MP 18:26
And I brought my prop, what

Dan Ilic 18:28
was your prop? What prompted you bring, Ah, excellent, the revised document they revised,

Tony Burke MP 18:33
every politician needs a prop. It's one of the things we do and I couldn't find a hat.

Dan Ilic 18:37
Tony, the only prop that matters to me is a gigantic check made out to a rational fear. So I'm very excited you're you're the administer that

Tony Burke MP 18:47
I'm working on the basis that everything we have announced is going to you

Dan Ilic 18:51
so yes, the Revive policy was really exciting moment this week for people had reading kind of set every every kind of artists eyes, alight everyone was awake to it was very exciting. Could you could you tell us for you why this was personally important to you to kind of watch this now?

Tony Burke MP 19:07
Yeah. So when I was lost arts minister, like Simon crean had announced a cultural policy. And two days later, there was a big blow up, and Simon was no longer a minister. So my whole role was to be implementing the cultural policy. And then after six months, we were gone. And it was replaced with nothing. Like I thought maybe Tony Abbott might replace it with something more conservative or something like that, but it was actually replaced with nothing. And so in the whole time in opposition, I just kept sort of imagining Monday, I guess, which was the time when we would have a cultural policy. Again, we'd bring it up to date. And we'd actually because the cultural policy, the concept of it, is it's you're establishing that culture matters to government and matters to the country. And so the language of it is, you know, while people go to show me The dollars and the dollars matter. But the fact that you're making that statement affects how government does stuff. But there were times during the pandemic, where I made passionate speeches saying artists are also workers that it had never occurred to me that I'd have to make speeches like that. Like, it's a bit of an obvious thing. And so for me, it was really important just to get to that moment, again, where you had the formality of a government saying, this really matters. And for those six years, I never knew what was going to be in it. I didn't know where the consultation would take us. And it took us in places I hadn't expected. But it was that fact of having the pm stand up. And actually just simply talk about, this is about the nation. So this really matters. Yeah, for me that march that finally the formality of the end of the culture was coming from government.

Dan Ilic 20:55
Do you really think that's the end of culture wars from government? Well, government, yes. But

Tony Burke MP 21:00
being backed up by the megaphone of government manage it that is like, you know, I campaigned for there to be a wage subsidy. And I was really glad when Job Cooper happened. But if you wanted to design one to exclude as many arts workers as possible, it's exactly what they do.

Antoinette Lattouf 21:14
Minister, I know you've talked a lot about people suffering during the pandemic, those in the arts, and I wonder, behind the word revive, was it about reviving those careers? But what about careers like dance, which which tanked? Well before the

Tony Burke MP 21:32
Yeah, look, I if you look at a whole lot of speeches I've given and Dan sort of feeling dog whistle to all the time. I've often said, we were we were vulnerable before the pandemic. And I guess that vulnerability encouraged me to come on tonight.

Dan Ilic 21:50
Thank you, this is this is a pity interview. I really appreciate that. You open the door. Let's talk about let's talk about minimum wage fraud. Is that something you you have been talking a little bit about in kind of Sly language that was kind of missing largely from this package? It was, you know, you did kind of say that will be mandated by the government that government would pay a minimum wage to artists working for the government. But what about the the business population generally? Or in general? Is there some kind of minimum wage set coming down the line? Or is there an experiment or conversations you're, you're having that are kind of kind of early days,

Tony Burke MP 22:30
we've taken steps towards it, I just in seven months of consultation, I, I didn't want to find that I inadvertently blown something up that mattered on the way through because we went about it the wrong way. So there's sort of the steps we've taken as of Monday. First of all, government's guaranteeing minimum rates and anything that we contract. Secondly, in the review of awards that I announced last year, as part of the Workplace Relations reforms, when secure jobs better pay went through and we had a negotiation with David pokok. I've now said specifically, looking at the work of artists has to be included in that review of awards. And that's particularly important for visual artists, because they've been really held back there. But then the other thing structurally that we've established as a centre for arts and entertainment workplace, it's so a centre within creative Australia, where it'll be half workers, half employers effectively, and it's part of its job will be to start to come up with what should be some minimum rates. And so the next step after saying government or pilot, is to say, once we get those minimum rates, if you want to come knocking on the door, to get a government grant, you need to be delivering on these minimum standards. And so that's sort of the next step of dealing with it.

Dan Ilic 23:52
Oh, you know, we're lucky enough to have a Patreon so we can pay our comedy guests a small honorarium. We don't ask people to come on for exposure, because quite frankly, we don't have that many listeners. So it's pretty, you know, it's a bit of a raw deal for anyone that comes on. So yeah. Well, that's exciting to hear. That's exciting to hear. I want to talk a little bit about quotas. That was the other thing that kind of as a TV maker that made me excited 20% of revenue from streams to be invested into local production. When you've got kind of players like Netflix, who kind of obfuscate the numbers, you know, they do the old double dutch sandwich with an Irish twist, they licenced the trademarks. They kind of kind of deflate their own real revenue to kind of lower their tax bill, do you think that that metric is going to work to to get more local production on screen?

Tony Burke MP 24:37
So this is where the screen Producers Association and there's a campaign called make an Australian and it's aiming for 20%? We haven't signed up to the 20% yet, we've signed up to the deadline. So this six months is consultation. next six months legislation. first of July next year, the Australian the requirements for Australian content will have start are the things that we've got to work through because they all affect. So if you lay under 20%, or you scale up to it over a few years, you then also have to work out three other areas. First, is it new content only, or can old content before to, to get there? You got,

Dan Ilic 25:18
of course, Amazon, Amazon just bought their neighbours. And that was largely seen as a way to kind of bolster the bolster the fight against content, local content, are we going to see a Toady? Spin Off on neighbours?

Tony Burke MP 25:31
Exotic? Yeah, this is the risk of Skippy taking over everyone's screaming to get getting whatever you can. So we've got to make the decision on whether there's whether things that are old counted all or whether it's only new, we've then also got to decide how Australian does it have to be. So some of the streams have come out saying we're already doing 20%. And they're counting every Marvel film that's been filmed here, which often, let alone this country. And then the third thing we've got to work out is what we do for sub quotas. So whether we have a sub quota for children's content, scripted drama documentary, how we deal with that. So all of that affects what the final percentage means. We haven't given ourselves long. And I I'm sure for the streamers and everyone else are setting the deadlines has focused the mind,

Dan Ilic 26:20
will it be a percentage? Or will it be our hourly kind of content kind of metric? Yeah, you can't

Tony Burke MP 26:26
do it the way you do free to air so free to air because you know what time things are going to be broadcast, you can set an hour by hour metric. But ultimately, with streaming, the consumer decides what they're going to watch. Although there's issues of menus, where Netflix or whoever make decisions about what they choose to prioritise in their algorithm. So I haven't found a method other than a percentage of expenditure or revenue that actually works. I think expenditure percentage of revenue is probably the only way you can deal with a streaming service, but you can't do it. The way that you deal with free to air TV

Antoinette Lattouf 27:05
doesn't run the risk of production companies and streamers looking elsewhere to make content thinking, well, Australia is a small market, we don't have to, we don't have to play fair game here. We'll just we'll go to New Zealand, or we'll go elsewhere, does it? Are you do you have any of those concerns?

Tony Burke MP 27:22
I really don't, because they're making a heap of money here. So whatever, wherever the quote is that they'll still make money and a whole lot of the Australian content they won't only show here, they will make money out of it around the around the world as well. Other countries, Europe's it within Europe, there are quotas, France, Italy, there, there are other countries that have quotas. I'm confident that it's not going to cause them to walk, because why would you walk from a place where you're making money? If the rule is simply you've got to make more content from a country that produces really good content?

Dan Ilic 27:54
We are good content producers here at irrational.

Tony Burke MP 27:57
And we that was another dog whistle to your dance.

Dan Ilic 28:00
Well, this is the I look, I know, I know. You're currently auditioning for Poet Laureate of Australia, and it's really exciting. And Antoinette and Hannah and I have kind of, you know, we've we've shaped our little poem for you each to see you know what you think maybe we could be in the running to be Poet Laureate. Where are you happy to listen to these poems, Tony,

Tony Burke MP 28:19
do what do I get rhyming couplets on the way through?

Dan Ilic 28:23
You're gonna have someone have rhyming triplets who's to know I mean, how do you want to go first? I'm

Hannah Ferguson 28:29
ready. Thank you Dan. I'm ready to win whatever I'm already placing myself there Dan is a firm third so I'm ready. Okay. The death of the Queen has flipped the lid on many secrets the monarchy hid. Our currency not featuring the king has really upset the right wing more than Prince Andrew ever did.

Dan Ilic 28:52
Tony, keep in mind, culture wars are dead from government. What do you do?

Tony Burke MP 28:56
I reckon the national poet laureate could reignite all of them.

Dan Ilic 29:05
On that wasn't a great today Peter Dutton saying that say the Prince Charles, not on the $5 note is it is a direct attack on society. This comes from a government that created Robo debt who did an actual direct attack on society?

Antoinette Lattouf 29:18
Dag, you've just, you've just provided the perfect segue because my Limerick is about done.

Dan Ilic 29:25
Oh, let's do it. I have

Antoinette Lattouf 29:27
you already when? I want to show you how to play dirty in a lab for Dutton. They once was a lad from Australia. He said let's maintain violent colonial regalia. He was extremely hot, and not very Luddite, which will ensure his continual destructive thing.

Dan Ilic 29:47
Oh, oh, that's really good. I don't think mine can beat that structure. Yeah,

Hannah Ferguson 29:54
that's a big word.

Antoinette Lattouf 29:57
I should just wait for that.

Hannah Ferguson 29:58
I was good once yellow Well, that's incredible.

Dan Ilic 30:02
Mine's a little bit more suburban a bit more grassroots. Let me give it a go. There was movement at the station for the word pass around that the 3:25pm was cancelled. The Bankstown line was down. They all mustered on the platform frustration in their veins having already tapped on they brace for the worst over the speaker came, buses will replace trains

Hannah Ferguson 30:27
was all in the voice Damn, that was 35% great voice.

Dan Ilic 30:31
Well, you know the poet laureates got to perform to write. Tony What do you think?

Tony Burke MP 30:36
I think Antoinette's poems get the one that keeps me in a job

Dan Ilic 30:41
well, that is it for rational fear. Big thanks to antenatal tooth Hannah Ferguson, the Minister for arts Tony Burke. Let's get our plugs underway. Tony What would you like to plug? They'd revive Very good. He's holding up the for the people who aren't listening who aren't watching the podcast. He's holding up the policy documents video

Thank you, Tony Antoinette. Where would you like to plug

Antoinette Lattouf 31:06
I would like to plug my book How to lose friends and influence white people. It is published by Penguin also, I'd like to point the fact that I have lost a few friends so there are some vacancies for anybody who's

Dan Ilic 31:21
Anna Ferguson, what would you like to plug

Hannah Ferguson 31:23
I'd like to plug take medias Instagram Chief media.co I had to add the.in Because when it was just take media co people and for me they were reading it is taking medical and thought I was a medical student and I was very

so I had to mix things up.

Dan Ilic 31:36
Louis harbour regrets staying in an Airbnb with bad internet. He would like to plug our live shows we're going to Melbourne Adelaide Brisbane, Adelaide Fringe Festival Melbourne Comedy Festival Brisbane World Science Week tickets are irrational fear.com or comedy.com Dota you come along we'd love to see you big thanks to Jake roundup and Tepanyaki timeline Nico rock for his voice over today rode mics Australian ethical our Patreon supporters and everyone who listens Thank you

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Coronavirus. Remember that God I barely do. I failed COVID-19 away in my brain in the same place where I still have memories of when the Wallabies lost when a match got. Well back in January 2022 The New South Wales government gave up on Coronavirus to, to them all of a sudden it no longer existed, just like climate change.

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49,900 the New South Wales Government is changing the way it's counting Coronavirus cases because we only learned how to count up to 50,000 89,999 50,000. From today if you have symptoms of Coronavirus, you'll have to acquire a rapid antigen test through a series of physical challenges in your local district. The winner of each district will battle it out for the title of state champion who will then be given one rapid antigen test. And if that person tests positive they will then be added to the daily count.

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We've got one more that 50,000 plus one

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and if you've done report your positive test result you will be shocked oh my god Max is so hot from all of us at the New South Wales Government may the odds be ever in your favour.

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countdowns on radio are still a big deal when I was still on to GB we used to have the hottest 100 liberal Prime Ministers of all time, Scott Morrison took out the top 50 Well back at generate the woker radio Triple J insisted on starting a new countdown.

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Hey Veronica Milsom here to remind you that you've only got two days left to submit your favourite years for the hot is 100 now with over 2000 years to choose from, we want to know which year you think will come out on top as the hottest year ever.

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I thought 1989 was pretty high. No, no,

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it's not when you will asked hot the temperature of Earth.

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Oh gosh, it's gotta be 2007 that's the year I was born and my mom was in labour for like four hours and that was

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hot. Yeah, okay, I can understand from a friction perspective. But once again, we're talking about the earth's temperature.

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You know, the hottest year was actually at 90 and the Earth has been getting colder every year since I'm sorry,

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is this Senator Malcolm Roberts?

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So you know, whatever. No rules come February of 2022. As Scott Morrison was tackling eight year old boys and the footy field Australian was overrun with election fever. Everyone I know wanted Scott Morrison to win again including my former friends at Channel 960 minutes.

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You know our long succession very hard journey from behind from Prime Minister to A prime Daddy, I gotta tell you, I'm coming from breakfast television journalist to chief of scomo staff. Well, it's 60 minutes of Walkley award winning 69. And then you put the finger through their watch Carl Stefanova get large to buy Scott Morrison in the launch

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I would like to see if you would marry me love your

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God. That was the longest 60 minutes of my life, which is why I prefer my ads for the Liberal Party to be snack sized and presented in the aisle of the chemist warehouse.

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Come April 2022, the Melbourne International Comedy Festival played host to a rational theatre God knows why. We're former Australian of the Year Grace time dalliance didn't stand up for the first time ever. I remember what I did stand up for the first time ever. It was at my ACMA hearing for the coronella riots. I would never get me.

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Ah, yes. Oh Crikey. What am I doing here? I'm not a comedian. But if you look up the Venn diagram of me, and these guys, you'll find that it's not actually a Venn diagram at all. It's just a great big flashing circle that says go to therapy. Yes, the natural progression from very serious Law Reform campaigning is self roasting. When Dan asked me to do this, he said, Can you please do a monologue that is topical. And I'm on a serious mission to not talk about anything political, because everyone's been accusing me of being a hack. I know that makes things a little bit difficult. So I'm really sorry to disappoint you if you came to hear me make jokes about a certain someone. I know the temptation is very real. He is like a giant self sourcing comedy putting.

Is the joke dessert that answers itself? You don't even have to tell him he just goes and grabs the ukulele all by himself.

To get around that issue, I've decided instead to reflect on one of my favourite TV shows from the early 2000s. My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. Which Believe it or not, translates quite well to the landscape of Australian politics. For example, the leader of Equestria Princess Celeste year has let down Australian voters yet again, with her willingness to greenwash her government's reliance on fossil fuels to neighbouring neighbouring Yes, the pawns. The pawns are coming to neighbouring pony kingdoms. She's also very sensitive about a tail tail that she wants shattered in old McDonald's farm in 1997. All right, I'll stop. I'll make a deal. Just don't shame survivors on primetime TV don't under fund support services protect alleged rapists stab people in the back bully people pork barrel. You see we've got a bit of an imbalance daily people.

Ah, yes, that naughty little flying horned party. Anyway, what I've decided to talk about this evening has absolutely nothing at all to do with politics whatsoever. And that thing is air fryers. Stick with him. Actually, I suppose they are a little bit political as one of my favourite comedians. Mark Latham has accused me of being since the airfryer came about. It has in some ways, divided the nation. That's the real Mark Latham. By the way as he calls himself on Twitter. All the other Mark Latham's are not in one nation. So will the real Mark Latham please shirt front? Sorry, I promised I wouldn't get political. It's just that I had to give him a shout out because one of the chaser interns the other day was saying that my home Tasmania isn't a real place. So I figured if Tasmania isn't real, at least I can keep living rent free in real Mark Latham was head

yeah, it's pretty much just me, Rosie Batty, the 2004 election results. And pretty much well, actually, everyone who isn't a straight white man. Probably why he's so mad all the time. It's pretty crowded up in there. And you Anyway, where was I? Yes, the humble airfryer people seem to love it or hate it. What is this cheeky little unit that just popped up? Out of nowhere? How could there possibly be this smaller version of something that does things we've already been doing this whole time. Only it gets to the point a bit quicker and cuts out all the crap

Most of its criticism seems to come from people who don't like change. But really, it's just a lightweight, metal clad Basket Case inside a pressure cooker that has a little vent and no filter Are you

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catching my drift? That's an aeroplane, by the way. Doesn't really matter does it because if you're not a fan fan Guess

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what I'm really trying to say is, if you don't like it, don't buy it. And that's not a political help my friends. That's just a life hack

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right when I ripped off the April 2022 page of my New South Wales Fire Brigade calendar, it was clear the election in May was going to cause things to heat up. Ray Martin joined irrational fear for a quick history lesson on the Liberals greatest ever mistake. John Hewson,

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a story begins in the Americas. You know, it is the birthplace of Joe Rogan. In 1987, the US stock market crashed, sending shockwaves around the global economy. At the same time, we were experiencing our own 80s hanging over there we were sitting on a housing bubble that was just about to end the years leading to the 1993 election. Were bad. How bad? Well, unemployment reached 11% 10,000. People went on the DOL in a week. And both the Victorian and South Australian state banks collapsed. The treasurer at the time you may know him as Prime Minister poor feeding. Well, he called us the recession that Australia had to have. So it was no surprise that going into the 1993 election. The opposition's John Hewson was the front runner, with some papers calling the election unlovable. But to win, he would need more than a big lead. He would need a big plan. A plan a so big it would save the economy from going down the drain. It included sweeping tax cuts, slashes to government spending, and at the centre of it all the introduction of a new 15% Goods and Services Tax. You know it is GST? He hasn't had all his bases covered. All that was left was to name that anything. It needed a name that the country could rally around a name that inspires grit and resolve. He called his fight back. Despite its simple name, fight back was complicated and confused voters. Maybe Worst of all, no one could get their head around what g is T would actually mean facts in hand and ready to face the nation. Houston sat down for primetime interview with a current affairs Mike Willacy, who would change the course of the election with one simple question.

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If I buy a birthday cake from a cake shop, and an GSDs invoice to pay more or less for their birthday cake.

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We may never know what went through John Houston's mind when he was asked the cost of a birthday cake. But we imagined that it might have been something like this

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cake to teach us okay. Oh shit. I've got fingers milk, right even lollies. Dammit, John, you idiot. How do we miss cake? Or at night? This is what we train for cake. Mom's chunky cake. I can almost taste it. Okay, two cups of self raising flour. That's 15 cents plus GST for one cup of sugar 10 cents. Vanilla essence. Always remember to lick

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the spoon. Shit, shit. Okay,

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experiments. Well, it will depend where the cakes today in that shop are subject to sales tax will they're not? Firstly, they might have a sales tax on them. Let's assume that they don't have a sales tax on and then that birthday cake is going to be selling to tax free. And of course you wouldn't pay it would be exempted which there would be no GST on it. Under our system. If it was run with a sales tax today, it would attract the GST. And then the difference would be the difference between the two taxes whatever the sales tax rate is on birthday cakes how it's decorated because there'll be sales tax perhaps in some of the decorations as well. And then of course the price. The price will reflect that according

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smelling blood Mike Wallasey with him for the cube has found

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the birthday cake. I've been trying to make a simple example. You tell us in what you've published that the cost of cake goes down, the cost of confectionery goes up. That's icing and maybe ice cream, and then just candles on top of

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luck. How can I forget candles? Johnny will

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stick right in candles as you say that attract sales tax. And of course we scrapped the sales tax yet before

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the public reaction with instant the GST ruin cake. And Houston's mistake was fatal. The interview gave Paul Keating everything he needed to take five back to its knees and to win the election. It's been said that he is the never again ordered dessert, and he prefers to spend his birthdays alone. And while we may never know if fight back would have saved Australia, there's one thing we could all agree on. Take it away, Mike.

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That the answer to a birthday cake is so complex. You do have a problem with the overall GST GST.

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The cost of living is out of control. Do you know in 2022, I had to sell my Southern Highlands estate. I just sold my Northern Highlands estate. I had to sell my Western Highlands estate so I could buy a Gold Coast mansion. It's ridiculous what's a child was baby boomer to do. Thankfully before they were booted out of office, the coalition had a good idea to solve the housing crisis.

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The federal government is working hard to ensure all Australians have a home with check builder. We're building 10,000 new homes over the next 100 years using the most sustainable resource known to the coalition novelty sized checks. Previously, every single novelty sized check that a coalition politician gives to a scout Hall sporting club or small business had to be shredded at a bag in a novelty sized shredder. But with cheque builder, they will be turned into social housing. Rest your head each night in a room constructed of Scott Morrison's broken promises I'm very okay with the idea of building car parks to take your morning dump surrounded by the signature of Bridget McKenzie, I am very proud of the sports grants programme all stand in your kitchen surrounded by million dollar views of million dollar checks made out for Josh Frydenberg car parks that never got built

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with respect to the car parks in my own electorate. They haven't been built as yet.

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And the more promises the coalition makes the more houses we can build with cheque builder. And that's a promise you can take to the bank, Authorised by the novelty size government run by novelty sized men Canberra.

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But it turns out giant novelty checks have a supply chain issue after elections. So the coalition joined forces with the mining industry to solve the housing crisis with another policy.

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The Morison government is serious about the future of Australians. That's why we're introducing whole sicker Australians will now have the opportunity to access $50,000 of their superannuation to buy their first bunker.

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I'm all in on the side of those who want to buy a hole with hole seeker

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live out the rest of your life hiding 10 metres underground from whatever catastrophic shitshow the world is hurtling towards who cares what 50k might grow into in 30 years time? Will there even be banks in 30 years, or a job to retire from or air withhold seeker your children and their children's children can feast on canned food or share oral histories about the outside and develop innovative ways to drink their own pee. While the earth witnesses an apocalyptic nightmare of biblical proportions.

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It boosts their ultimate retirement incomes, because they're investing in their own home the best investment anyone ever makes.

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No matter if you're a first bunker buyer or buying your third investment bunker, sign up for whole seeker and vote for the coalition if your main concern is the cost of living on this planet.

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I believe buying a hole is the best economic decision that you can make

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authorised by oh my god, you can't be serious. How far can you kick this can down the road before it all comes crashing down Canberra

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may 2022 and election promises came thick and fast, including a new proposal to keep crucial death machines operational.

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At the Australian government, we know that coal powered electricity plants are running out of time. On one hand, they're old, expensive, and make climate change worse every minute they run. But on the other hand, the coal industry also provides critical baseload donations to the LMP. So that's why we're launching coal keeper. We're spending $7 billion a year to keep coal powered polluting clunkers running way past their use by date. That way the LNP can get more donations from the coal industry to stay way past our use. By Date, the government could invest in new wind, solar and storage that renewable energy is too clean to give us donations, called keeper. A reliable source of donations at the cost of only four $100 per household per year, and everyone's existence

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it's with regrets that in May we bid farewell to every single one of Scott Morrison's ministries, which at that point we knew nothing about, and Australia went to IKEA to pick out a new cabinet. Also, the so called comedian Mark Humphreys bid farewell to one of his characters to Barabbas loins live on stage at the Sydney Opera House for the irrational fear 10th birthday, which you could listen to only on Patreon. Please welcome the rabbits login.

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Rabbits Thank you very much. Good eye on nationals MP Barabbas loins member for awful seed and until recently minister for tow bars and Special Envoy for McLeod's Daughters. Let me first say a big hello to those in the nosebleed seats. And normally that's the people at the back that after some sinus issues at my recent press club address, the first couple of rows should prepare, prepare for some splashback. Two weeks ago, the Australian people made a foolish error, electing a government that can't be trusted on energy policy. The coalition's policy, however, is crystal clear, and it is this, the sun doesn't always shine, and the wind doesn't always blow. That's really all we know about whether in the coalition. And I look forward to taking that level of expertise to voters in another three years time. But even more tragic than the change of government was the decision this week by my colleagues to remove me as leader of the National Party. But fear not. This does mean I will have much more time to focus on what really matters. Writing my memoirs. Inspired by Don Watson's portrait of Paul Keating recollections of a bleeding half, I was going to call mine recollections of a bleeding loins.

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But focus group testing suggested people found that unappetizing even more so than that Mark Latham Alan Jones cookbook. It's an older reference, but I'll stick with it. Reluctantly, I went for something more tasteful. Hence the title, loins, warts and all. There's a lot more like that. My publisher was worried the title will make people think that the book is all about STIs when in fact only one chapter is devoted to genital warts. Now I know I know Ernest highway or Franz Kafka, but I think my writing think about it. Well, I think my writing is pretty good. Goins warts, and all may not win the Man Booker Prize, but, but it has been long listed for the Andy Griffith kids writing competition. I can also recommend the book to those participating in the MS readathon as it has been known to leave many readers with neurological damage.

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So for your enjoyment, here's the taste of loins warts and all coming soon to all underwhelming street libraries. Okay, dedication. I dedicate this book to my oldest friend Trent. Trent is my youth. Chapter one. Call me Ishmael. When I asked Siri what a good opening line for a book would be she said that. But I think Siri should have said call me Barabbas because my name is Barabbas Ishmael chapter to the affair. I will never forget when I first saw her. I had an excited feeling down below. I usually only experienced during state of origin. I knew it was wrong. But the loins wants what the loins once she was cab and I wanted to give her herpes even though obviously I don't have herpes. Please consult the footnote for results of my STI test from 1998. It was a classic boy meet staffer story

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the kind of romance you've read about in numerous workplace culture booklets. I was driving. I was driving her home because my electorate of Appleseed has banned Uber in favour of our own ride sharing app Utah. It's a good app because every time you ride with you to you get to ride in the youth and to show her that she holds a special place in my heart and groyne we stopped at a Mac as drive thru as I want That's the way she tantalisingly scraped a chicken nugget around the edge of a container of sweet and sour sauce. I knew it was on for young and old. She was young guy was had nothing to lose but our careers and standing in the community. I put the CD player on Joe Cocker as you can leave your head on. Not that I need a judge's permission, mind you. Visual, visual gag though it is a helpful reminder that the ladies that the Cooper doesn't come off for anyone. And although it's not in the song, I believe Joe would have also wanted me to keep on my RM Williams, which I dutifully obliged. Are you wearing protection? She asked. Yes, I said, thinking she meant the Cobra with a UV factor of 15. Plus, I wasn't taking any chances. We were like two ships passing in the night, except where one ship repeatedly rammed into the other one.

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It's really good mark.

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It would be ungentlemanly of me to detail our passion any further. But that's not what was agreed to in the contract with my publisher. So I must push on. If the interior of minus and Navarro could speak, I imagined it would say something like for I have to say I would be inclined to what have I done? I would be inclined to agree with the interior. That night I wasn't the Minister for Infrastructure and Transport. I was I was the special envoy for getting it on. As well as bleeding the Joint Standing Committee for inappropriate use of Snagit. was more as it was heaven. I even said the correct name on more than one occasion. That night, we went on a one way trip to pleasure town with a brief detour by Streetsville because I suffered a hell of a cramp in my left calf, and needed to stretch for a bit. Thank heavens for the generous legroom of the Nissen nivara. Little did I know that pleasure town would not be our final destination, as we will be driving right on through to baby city, not a literal city, but a metaphor for the miracle of childbirth. I don't think God is the final page. When I found out she was pregnant, I knew it was time for me to accept responsibility and do the right thing. So I got down on one knee and said, Let's keep this secret until the media finds out. It was a difficult pregnancy, photos of my pregnant partner was splashed on the front pages of major tabloids, which infuriated me as I had hoped to sell them to the highest bidder. It was also difficult for my four daughters, but Abby, Burr, Emily or Eleanor and brassica. Dad, you've slipped up but no matter what we still love you is what I imagined they would say if we were still on speaking to. The birth was also difficult, especially as the obstetrician insisted that I not reach into my partner's cervix to retrieve the infant like I would do with a baby calf. That's the line okay. Good to know. Prior to the birth of my son questions had been raised about his paternity admittedly by me, but as soon as he appeared, He emptied his bowels. And as I looked at him, they're causing a complete mess and drowning in his own shit. I knew once and for all that he was definitely mine. Thank you very much.

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Thank you, Miranda.

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Owl Barabbas Lloyds, I'll miss having our casual off the cuff conversations about small modular nuclear reactors with you over a few drinks down at our local Pontus Chairman's lounge. And a note here about a rational fear sponsor, Australian ethical. Since 1986. Australian ethical has been managing the investments and superannuation for everyday Australians. By investing ethically, Australian ethical avoids human trafficking weapons, fossil fuels and gambling you know, all the stuff I'm into. These people don't have taste. Big thank you to Australian ethical. Come August Anthony Albanese had 100 days of office under his belt, and much like me when I've got anything under my belt, he was determined to shake it loose and show how different he was.

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The Australian Labour Party is finally in charge. But don't worry conservatives. We're not here to shake things up. Good governance means more of the same but different, more of the same petroleum exploration but not on Sydney's North Shore in the Southern Ocean. More of the same destruction of sacred sites and song lines, but not for iron ore, for gas.

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whatever our differences in political parties we share a love for coal seam gas drilling.

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And yes, we know it looks like we've rushed into passing a bill on climate action. But don't worry, it's weeks Pearson won't change a thing.

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The Australian people voted for change. And we intend to give them nothing.

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Australian labour same suits, different tie. In September 2022, irrational fear performed at the Festival of Dangerous Ideas and event that even I, Alan Jones, the facilitator of the race ride have never been invited to perform at a GOP cow. It's during the show on Australian secrets, Kate McClymont gave tips on how to avoid

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right, I am going to give you some tips tonight on how to avoid me. So I find now that often when I ring people up, I can hear them and I say oh, it's Kate McClure I'm on here I can hit and go. But anyway, if you want to be secret, one of the things I want to advise you is not to buy a voice distorter. So I did have someone ring up to give me some very highly confidential information. And they'd gone to the trouble of buying a voice distorter. And it did sound like a crazed robot. But the information was absolutely fabulous. And I said at the end of the conversation, thank you so much. And now I can get you on this number. The safe forgotten. Voice distorter number still came up. Don't buy voice disorder. And too. If you want to remain secret, please use Australia Post snail mail, it's still the best way to send things. However, if you are one of the unburied family, and you are sitting there sending me death threats, please wear gloves. Your fingerprints were on the envelope. And on the inside. So gloves if you really don't want to be caught. And one other thing I'd like to advise Eddie obeyed was in the past. When I rang his office to get some questions. He forgot to hang up. The phone on and I listened for 20 minutes, as they discussed how they were going to lie to me what they were going to say. And in the end, I had to call in on the office. And I said look, Eddie, it's been so lovely hearing you talk about me. It's been so lovely hearing your plans. However, I really need a comment and I just heard them go off. They hung up. Another thing is that when a major crime figure has died, don't go behind the crypt at the funeral to discuss where the money is. This happened at many Macpherson's funeral, and I'd already been threatened. So I thought I would hide behind the crypt on the other side of the crypt, whistling the McPherson solicitor, who was chatting away about where the money was hidden, what companies they had. So that was very handy. And having said those things, I do want to just take one moment to say that I am also an idiot when it comes to, you know, giving my own things away. Louis reminded me today that I accidentally sent a pin with my location on it to the head of the Hells Angels. Caitlin climber is here. Not so good. Then I sent a photo of my ear. How would you take a photo of your ear and send it but I sent that to one of my colleagues who thought I somebody had cut it off and I was and then the last thing I did was that I did have my phone in my pocket. And I sent a whole lot of gibberish to Twitter. And people contacted me saying should they call the police had I been kidnapped? Had I been kidnapped? And was this a secret cry for help? So I would just like to say that I too, like many of the criminals I cover am an idiot.

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October 2022 politics in Australia became so boring. We all started to tune in to the UK politics, which was like reading Harry Potter for the first time.

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To outsiders the conservative party may look like it's a fucking on new Sham. polls. But to those of us on the inside, we're staying true to our promise to get Britain moving under the Tories, more British people than ever are moving to Europe. Thanks to the Conservative Party, the people of Britain are moving vigorously to keep warm, but the Conservatives are also walking the walk as a party. We're all moving offices every day moving, moving, moving. In fact, there's so much movement at Downing Street. There's a shortage of movers, even Prime Minister trusses looking at her poll numbers and having movements of her very own.

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I am determined to deliver

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the Conservative Party getting Britain moving figuratively, and literally

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watching UK politics for the last week. It's been like trying to catch up on a sci fi TV show you've missed a couple of seasons of the baddies is still in charge but all the characters have kind of changed you kind of don't know where the story is at. Joining us now to shed light on what the hell is happening over there is satirical comedian star of McTell week hosted the DMS are open podcast on radio for extra and a cracking Twitter feed. It's Athena Coupland. Welcome, Sina.

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Thank you for having me. How are you?

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Good, good, you know, full full kind of disclosure. Rick suggested this story. We all looked at we all looked at each other. And we're like, none of us know what is actually happening. We need an expert What the hell is happening over there in the UK?

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The fact you've called me tells me how desperately important you are. And the last I mean know even the politicians themselves that said last night they had a vote they might not be aware but like in Parliament, when you have a vote you either vote on the issue or if your party is in crisis, you vote says a tentative vote on the party. That makes sense. So last night, they were going Do you like fracking or not, but because the party was in such disarray, the break was going to turn into do like the conservatives or not basically this is a bit Fisher Price politics. Right. So

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seriously, looking at your political system, it's like looking at Harry Potter. Like we didn't know.

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It, just say like a fracking is like a really important issue like causes earthquakes, right? Yeah, no, no, that's not as important is to like, come you're not like how is that?

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Yeah, it feels like a twist in like a reality TV show. You know, like, you know, you thought it was gonna be about fracking.

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This tastes disgusting when they put in a contest and that's been evicted. So like. So genuinely, the politicians didn't know if they were voting for fracking, or for the party this morning. I was trying to find out what was it about in any case, they ended up voting for earthquakes because earthquake because we were not on a top line and it's not fair. When you sit on a fault line, you get you know, you get quakes and so why don't we Why don't we create a natural disaster so we can be on the news today? I mean, we just got on the news.

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We've got a natural disaster though. It's the Tory party. You know. Fracking.

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Here is how ITV said what went down last night.

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It has been a night of astonishing scenes at Westminster with reports of jostling manhandling bullying and shouting outside the parliamentary lobbies in a suppose vote of confidence in the government. The deputy chief whip was reported to have left the scene saying I'm absolutely effing furious. I just don't effing care anymore before he resigned along with the chief whip, but we've just been told they have now officially on resigned. The Home Secretary has however definitely got insurance. It is total absolute abject chaos

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as well so this was a that was supposedly your vote on whether or not the parties have voted lose trust this trust risk the vote to even vote on herself. First of all it was she wants fracking she thinks it sucks he thinks it's important right and just security so she missed the boat on fracking.

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That's why she missed it she was she was pumping gas into the ground. She was busy fracking data number 10 Yeah,

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so she missed that I wrote to say that I like me. So this is why I suppose

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this is why I chose this subject because I don't know anything about it but I do know that it's very funny. And also I see a lot of myself in live traps like she's

understanding how money works or market

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right? I do love I love that like ITV at the at the end that like because my brain is working in like a music and radio station when I hear so like total abject chaos. with that thing underneath, I'm just waiting for like a dubstep drop to kick in

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reporters they seem to always have like such a sense of urgency that you could absolutely remix it and make it a sick club mix. Like

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I'm surprised it hasn't been done already, to be honest. And you have to do these. That's the reason why these things happen so they can go viral on the internet. That's what I think to be fair, I do think I'm being a bit cynical. I do think though, they're ramping it up a bit. Just a little clip of them going crazy can go viral, because the good thing about this chaos is it was it's been chaotic for about four weeks. What we've got now if you've got pitches on MPs Avenue Arch bargy in Parliament, but this has been this as the status has been the status quo you know, this is not this is not this last night in many ways is unremarkable. It's just it was just funny because I vote in Parliament you don't have bits of paper you literally you vote with your body you go through a yes chamber or no change it's really you

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don't you don't have a button

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so that's all happening was

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a please don't please don't think this is fisher price because we have literally no idea that's amazing.

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It's incredible so the chief whip said the chief whip says it's their job to get people to vote the quote unquote right way to vote with us not against us but because you're not going to get paid for you have to physically move people if the right chamber right so what was happening last night it was they were literally getting them by the exit or whatever. Like apparently there was a bit people were like saying it was like brilliant, like they were like apparently,

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Jacob Riis. Mog was one of the people manhandling which is like noodle closet.

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If you let Jacob Riis, mog bad habit you get yourself to help still get some iron supplements. Protein shakes. You are withering away the cost of living crisis to doing something because Jacob Riis, mog made us do it. She came home from school, we said I'm being bullied and they've put in a kid and they're taking these Rob, I would kick them out of the house.

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And being bullied by like one of those car yard like

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I love this line from the chancellor Jeremy Hunt. He told a meeting of colleagues on Wednesday, he said according to someone in the room, this is what Jeremy Hunt said, this would be really interesting shit if I wasn't in the middle of it.

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Fundamentally, basically, is because there's an Elisa that has no authority. When she says jump, they all sit down and pick their noses. And when when they do what she says the markets go, What the hell are you doing? You're crazy. So they're in a weird place where they can't do what they've been told. Because what they've been told is horrendous, but not doing what they're told that government can't function. And so that's what we're saying about General Electric, which is horrible because no one likes elections. They're just horrible. You tell them the TV, listen, slow mo the child crying, or whatever some would call it because video. It's just very boring. I think we should just get the formality of a general election. And we should just just edit a coup, but a nice,

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nice, consider just going for Mauna Kea, like now you've got the king.

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I mean, you know, I mean for the crack. I mean

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what about a reverse Monica, you could have our prime minister roll over you it'd be great. Ya know,

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we like your one your new ones Nice. We'd like that do

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Undercover Boss but just to you know, live trust but

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you know, like a school you do like exchange student trips, and you go to France so the family and they stay with you. Let's do an exchange.

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Right? Yeah, I don't think we want Ms dress.

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It's such fun drama. It's real, like keeping up with it quite tangy. And then and

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like, it was just about work. It's very interesting. What's happened now is because and what people are forgetting is it. Boris Johnson two years ago, kicked all the reasonably smart people out of the cabinet because they were not on board this Brexit plan so if you're not with me or against me, any fill this cabinet with idiots. I mean, I don't even see those kind of people who probably weren't very skilled at what they did. And that's a one by one. We've lost anyone with a semblance of common sense. And now we're left with people who just like walking around and saying I'm important. And then you ask them to do something and they can't do anything because they're thick. And there's no one and no one in the back bench who might be good at it been in the cabinet wants to observe it. So that's been run out of options. Yes, yeah. Yeah. Read a book and get smart, but that's not going to happen. Well, that

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takes time. time and

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your energy crisis.

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There's a real problem with the conservative party among many others. But you know, our conservative party they basically roll Prime Ministers whenever they want. They say let's get rid of this guy. Next week the next person in line, we've had enough of this person, but the UK Conservative Party has to wait 12 months before they can ever party motion to wrong someone.

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You know something all of these things mean nothing. They really do mean nothing. They just they say that but they'll just change the rules. They'll change the rules and I hope they I hope they do because it's because nobody wants to talk for months. I won't lie like they're looking for windup torches. I'm telling you how power power they kind of they prepared with the press releases and the news bulletins say you're in the dark sorry about that, or whatever. So I

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can recommend anything. It would be a solar foldout solar panel, you can charge your phone in the

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UK it climate change

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is bringing trust down and climate change is bringing this podcast down.

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It really was just leaves holding you all together, wasn't it?

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The crazy thing so we got rid of forests that can it can't get any worse. And now people are saying we need both shots and back. It's it's sort of it's sort of it

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for now. I even heard Theresa Mays name resurfaced

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where everybody roll carries.

I think he's not. Some college idli

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Rick,

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I'm aware of what he did. But he was just because I don't know why he was on my mind. I regret saying that.

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Come November 2022. The Australian transaction reports and Analysis Centre sent shockwaves through shonky betting agencies. And as the owner of Australia's most richest horse race, the Everest May I just say austrack are the finest institution we have in Australia. They're very talented, maybe even more talented than Anthony Kalia. So to austrack I say good luck out there boys.

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Oh no generic trading. What's that bloke man sports betting bet 365 are being audited by austrac Oh, what are the odds are that pretty good according to austrack

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the Australian transaction reports and Analysis Centre is bringing financial auditing to the palm of your hand stream every raid Live Trace every transaction be dockside for every judicial ruling. And you and your mates can band together with a sane investigation multi

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Oh put upon upon aiding and abetting money laundering. Yeah, and I'll put a dame Nellie Melba on funding terrorism a lobster on them getting off scot free. Better make it a tonne.

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austrac been put good pants or bad.

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Another month goes by another high profile data breach this time of a health company. If you ask me it's an absolute disgrace. There is only one way that the private information of an individual should be made public and that is on a breakfast radio show. Don't have these hackers no respect. Disgusting.

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At Medibank private, we regret the recent data breach of our customers personal information. And while the hackers tried to convince us to pay their ransom as any of our customers trying to lower the cost of life saving medical treatment will tell you we never negotiate. That's why Medibank private is rebranding as of today will be known as Medibank public. So whether you have your first leaky bomb, like Phyllis Thompson of six fo in place Wangaratta or your third STI like Gustav Montague of 35 to brookstreet bonobo Queensland four to seven five whose blood type is so positive and mother's maiden name is Vaughn summer and has three points left on his licence and he's so heavily laden with debt that an extra $5,000 in fees won't make that much of a difference to him tax file number oh three one double 9381 You will get the same overpriced service without any more data breaches. Because it's too late. It's all out there now anyway. Medibank public, we feel better now that there's no more secrets.

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November 2022. So the kickoff of the biggest sporting event in the world since I used to coach the wallabies, the FIFA World Cup, nothing more joyous than a month of men running around in their prime for 90 minutes. It's ballet for the commoners.

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This Sunday, the entire globe descends on Cata for the event no one will talk about it's the turning a blind eye World Cup

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football players that's up picking a champion eto for the wildcards alleged Oh J Trump every game as a loser. There are just lots more losers and football teams playing Oh, I've seen

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jockstraps treats better than the construction workers in Qatar

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32 nations will go head to head and then turn their heads to look the other way.

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Oh no. They've completely mistakes. Look at that. The exploitation, the corruption, the discrimination, the total inability to buy a beer.

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Which country will rationalise the cost of kicking around a ball on a field in a country without fields?

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I've gotta say cats are is hosting the most awful job that I've ever refused to witness and the final stories migrant deaths 6500 versus the world now, interest

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get ready to ignore all of the action further turning a blind eye World Cup or ticket will buy you a whole seat that was installed by someone who died of heat exhaustion.

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The Emir of Qatar has come to his senses. It's true. I have come to my senses all stadiums must go at the Qatar Black Friday sale aid barely use stadiums are going for next to nothing. Coincidentally, they're also currently standing next to nothing pristine seats, unused beer taps, mystery bones in the foundation. I don't know how that got there. Perfect if you're hosting your own World Cup ideal for creating an internment camp or if you're a New South Wales premier just wanted to buy a stadium to knock it down to get your mates to build your new one just like it these stadiums cost $200 billion, but could be yours for a shitload of sheep. It's not a bad deal. Qatar's blackFriday stadium sale an opportunity like this won't present itself until an autocratic regime bribes FIFA to make bad decisions again.

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It's our culture. Please respect it. Also in November, Anthony Albanese had his first ever bilateral with China's President G. And judging by the press conference afterwards, it sounds like we're getting married. Thank you, everyone. Yes, thank you. Okay, ready. I want to thank President sheet for a productive conversation. Sure, Australia and China have our differences. China has a problem with disappearing protesters. We know exactly where ours are under very strict bow conditions. China is increasing coal use. We are far more into gas. China's indigenous populations face imprisonment, relocation, theft of their land, reeducation, discrimination, forced labour and organ harvesting. We don't do the organ harvesting part. But despite our differences, there's something China and Australia can agree. The best way to support work is to help rich people get richer. Thank you. No questions. What about the questions? Oh, nope. There's another similarity. I forgot about repressing press freedoms and I forget that we're becoming more and more like you every day. As December rolled around New South Wales, Premier Dominic ParaType got into the Christmas spirit by saying that jailing of a climate protested for stopping traffic on the Sydney Harbour Bridge for 20 minutes was quite pleasing to see. You know, what else is pleasing to see Anthony Kalia Live in Concert? Now there's someone who could stop traffic. One a voice.

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On the next season of Wentworth, a new contender for top dog has arrived at the prison.

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I took a knife and I put it in the side of my husband's abdomen and then I let his intestine spill out across the marble floor of our harbour side mansion. So new fish, or the UN for

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iPad to track on the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

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Your time total badass.

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I then delay traffic for about 20 to 25 minutes. Why would you do that? Because our government isn't doing enough about climate change. Girls.

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I resign. Coco was the new top dog around here.

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And if you come for the king, you better nothing carbon positive.

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It's a whole new level of disproportionate justice. This season on web only on showcase which is on something called Foxtel.

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Ask your parents about it. And finally a word from our King though not me the real King King Charles who just this week gave his first Christmas address.

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It's now easier to read your majesty just put it back the words are clearly on it. Look, I wrote it in Comic Sans. I want to read it in comics in Yes, Your Majesty.

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Good evening subjects and people who live in countries we forgot to invade when times were better. King Charles here to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Just another one of the many goddamn jobs I've had to learn to do at age 75. Did you know that I also have to be the head of the church to Christ almighty. 2022 was a year of challenges for us all. Mummy died and one had to use a blasted inkwell. This year, we're thinking of those suffering at the hands of cancelled culture, namely, Netflix, Hulu subscription we've cancelled for the entire palace. Our thoughts and prayers also go out to those who are suffering under the rule of governments undergoing bloody cool, like in the Kingdom of Great Britain. But there is always hope. For those of you concerned about mommy's legacy, don't worry. It's in good hands. Sure the hands are a little puffy and red, but working fine. Nevertheless. So from all of the top tier Royals, except for Andrew, we wish you all a Merry Christmas. Oh, God, dammit who put this bloody tree here? Why is it inside?

1:00:51
Just get rid of it. Just get it get get rid of it. Your Majesty. Of course, your majesty a tree with

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lights and shit all over it. You can't go chopping down trees with the environment. Bloody hell.

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Well, that's it for rational faith in the year 2022. Big thank you to everyone who listens to the show, especially those people on Patreon who chip in a small amount each month to make it happen. Also a big thank you to Jacob round on the teppanyaki timeline, all of the comedians of Australia who come into play with us and until next year, there's always something to be scared of. I'm Alan Jones.

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Hello, Dan, how are you?

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I'm very well. I'm a little cold colder than usual. I don't know if our listeners can hear but currently, I am sitting outside. Outside doing this outdoors. It's very exciting.

0:18
You look like you're doing some sort of like war correspondent like your crash down in a car park. Like you looked at I looked like you're reporting on the Boxing Day sales.

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That's well, I'm actually I'm doing some pre reporting on the Boxing Day sales. I'm here at Westfield in Chatswood on top of the roof because I'm doing my Christmas shopping and doing my Santa photo and nothing can stop the Santa photo was not even this podcast. I've had to find space and time and I've had to try to get tethering working. I hope it's all recording. I hope it sounds okay. But you know, all we can do is hoped for the best.

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You sound weirdly amazing. Are you Santa? Is that what's happening? You take a quick break from your job as Santa.

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My nipples are hard. I couldn't be on the North Pole. This is what this is what we have a hey, I want to say a big thank you to Joel Pittman, Joshua Nicholson toe Lowe's, Stu holding and the incredible illustrator, comedian Megan Herbert, who joined us on Patreon this week. Thank you so much. It's a great way to support the show head to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear. You get an ad free version of this show and Louis we've got some live shows coming up which remind people Adelaide to Melbourne on sale Adelaide is firming up. We've got Alex Fraser and Gabby bolt joining us for Adelaide. But Melbourne is pretty exciting. We've got Alice Fraser, Sami Shah, and somebody who did the show last year Lewis who is excited to come back to do their second ever. Comedy Spot on stage.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah. Yeah. She they texted me to say in and again,

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that's greatly awesome. If it's too I think it is can you put me on before them this time, so I don't have to follow the most beloved person in Australia.

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You're gonna close the show. We can't rely on newbies to close the show. All hands closed the show. Yeah, so Melbourne. Make sure you get your tickets for that we are performing April 2 in Melbourne at the capital of huge venue. But we've got some great guests, including some others we haven't announced yet. So full announcement next year in the new year. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on gamma ray go land on the rooftop of Westfield. Sovereignty was devastated. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

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A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, Canberra, and gum and section 40 of a rational view recommended listening by immature audience.

2:47
Tonight Elon Musk appears on stage in San Francisco and gets booed by a crowd of 10,000 of his children. And Scott Morrison claims Robo debt was not his fault as one of his multiverse clones was prime minister at the time, and Dominic ParaType threatens to shut down Christmas as elves vote to Unionise it's the 15th of December 2022. And this is the podcast that is Elliot banks refuses to come back on. This is a rational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host disgraced Sky News Anchor Dan Ilic. And this is the podcast that takes the week's news and express posts to the tip for the final time in 2022. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. Yes, they are the CO hosts of bobbly, the ladies guide to dude cinema podcast now, just dude cinema podcast and they're not afraid to tell you that your favourite film is probably pretty rubbish. It's Vic Charlwood and Alex J. Welcome to restaurants. Merry Christmas. You know coming into summer, we've got a big blockbuster season coming up. What is the dirtiest cinema? You're hoping to check out over summer just just give us one thing? What is the duty of cinema?

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I mean, it's Tarantino releasing his next film. That would be that

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basically. Is it avatar is is the new avatar.

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I would have to say the new avatar is definitely the duty is first of all, it's coming back into our lives after being absent for 13 years just like my dad

4:34
will do a full dude cinema summer blockbuster at the end of the podcast, but please, stay standing. The king of Australia. It's now easier to read your majesty

4:46
just put it back the words are clearly on. Look. I wrote it in Comic Sans. I want to read it in comics in Good evening subjects and people who live in countries we forgot to invade When times were better, King Charles here to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Just another one of the many goddamn jobs I've had to learn to do at age 75. Did you know that I also have to be the head of the church to Christ almighty 22 was a year of challenges for us all. Mummy died, and one had to use a blast at inkwell. This year, we're thinking of those suffering at the hands of cancelled culture, namely, Netflix, Hulu subscription we've cancelled for the entire palace. Our thoughts and prayers also go out to those who are suffering under the rule of governments undergoing bloody coup, like in the Kingdom of Great Britain. But there is always hope. For those of you concerned about mummys legacy. Don't worry. It's in good hands. Sure the hands are a little puffy and red, but working fine. Nevertheless. So from all of the top tier Royals, except for Andrew, we wish you all a Merry Christmas Temitope put these bloody tree here. Why is it inside? Just get rid of it. Just get it get get

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rid of it. Your Majesty. Of course, Your Majesty.

6:23
A tree with lights and shit all over it. You can't go chopping down trees. Think of the environment. Bloody hell

6:31
Hill. It's always good to have your majesty on the podcast. Alright, let's get stuck into some fears. Two big stories tonight coming from New Zealand First fear New Zealand passed the law to ban cigarette sales to everyone born after 2008 Yes, starting next year, the country's smoking age of 18 will be raised year on year. And so eventually it's gonna be applied to the whole population. So if you are under 50 Now, you're basically going to be banned for life for the rest of your life to buy cigarettes fear mongers, will this outride smoking ban work back?

7:05
I can hear the use of New Zealand crying? Oh no, I guess we'll just have to vape then. What can I don't friggin care. vaping is cool, guys. I reckon this is smoking, admitting defeat. This is what's happening. Giving up to vaping and they can't admit it.

7:26
There's gonna be this huge black market soon, you know, people are gonna be buying cigarettes in school, like imagine being like the one year above the people in school. Like who you can actually or you can buy cigarettes but people when you below you can't and be like, What do you think about that punk? And once some cigarettes, no, you can't. It's illegal buddy. Dude all your life, there's gonna be doing it until you at least 50 or 60. Or until you die. You know, there's gonna be

7:51
there'll be a huge black market for like, almost CGI and fake IDs. Because at some point, it's gonna be a 20 year old who needs a 40 year olds ID. So I think that's the black market is gonna be like the production value is gonna be off the chain.

8:03
And half the people in New Zealand all work at wetter so they've got the skills to make these

8:08
Do you feel as though home of Lord of the Rings that's you know, heaps of production value there. Just go go use their studios slaughter the

8:15
smoke rings now think it's good. I think if there's one thing that we've always learned is that the more rules that are put on cigarettes, the less people want to shop. I do think that like the one good thing about this is it does mean that in like 20 years, millennials will actually have something that someone else doesn't have like these are our houses now. Like we'll be able to like do you know Louis has three cigarettes.

8:48
Yeah, Milan,

8:50
will be basically the last cool generation because, yeah, you can't be cool. Unless you smoke cigarettes. Yeah,

8:56
probably the most shocking thing for me in this story is that there are people who were born in 2008, who are about to turn 18 In a few years now. That's, that's, that's great. I'm always surprised how time works. I think it's gonna be interesting. It's gonna be huge black market. Soon people in New Zealand are going to be bumming cigarettes and like, hiding it as if they were in school. Like, no matter what age they are, like, there'll be there'll be 50 or 60 trying to sneak a cigarette. And that's such a bizarre notion. We're

9:27
just gonna have to start placing random demountable around the city so people can

9:34
rational fear. All right, this week second fear it's another New Zealand Story. A tiny room in an apartment has been taken down off an accommodation website after someone suggested it was just a bed in a room that used to be a toilet. Yeah, the lister insisted that it wasn't designed to be lifted full time, but the cupboard size room was advertised as quote furnished and was perfect for taking naps in and you could fall asleep pee. Fully at any time and quote, this is a real home exclamation mark. And it was going for $180 A week fear mongers you can rent car parks bigger than this room in Sydney.

10:12
How much was your car park dad?

10:17
The beautiful thing about Westfield car parks during Christmas Louis is five hours free parking.

10:23
Alright, let's do that

10:24
this is not a sponsored this is not a sponsorship spot.

10:26
There's a lot of sponsorships. I like a room that you can take naps in and take craps. It's a

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versatile room.

10:32
They said it used to like it looks like it used to be a toilet but really like any room can be a toilet when you put your mind.

10:39
You just gotta work for it. You just got to believe

10:42
that I believe I think it's always good when you're like going through a post of something, you know, real estate related. And someone has to say this is real exclamation mark. It's always

10:53
exists.

10:57
Yeah, I don't know. This is real. I mean, it means that they know it's fucked

11:01
the sentence before I feel like is even more threatening. You know, they say this is real exclamation mark. But the sentence before is fall asleep peacefully at any time. Like, that feels like a threat.

11:16
There is poison in this room somewhere.

11:18
Like opposed to other rental properties where you can only fall asleep peacefully at four and 6pm or something like it's a house just fall asleep.

11:27
I guess I'd like to give give you a sense of freedom because you you don't have any freedom to hang up your clothes. So you have freedom to sleep anytime you want.

11:37
Until the windowless

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nature of it does mean that it's kind of like a blackout room. So it's like a really good hotel when you get those or you think you could go to sleep in the middle of the day because you don't know what time it is.

11:47
Yeah, and you can't buy those level of blackout curtains anywhere. They're hard to come

11:51
by. I can tell you on this in this on this rooftop carpark. I could do with some blackout curtains right now.

11:59
I just love to imagine anyone walking past you at the moment is like, Oh my God, that poor homeless man thinks he's doing

12:06
great. Another white guy with a podcast at Westfield.

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looses rational fear.

12:12
Y'all got a whole different kind of culture around here. She's never coming back. We are a racist country not to get in front of some audience of white people for them to be throwing shit at me.

12:24
And finally, since this is the last irrational fear of the year, it's got a real end of school vibe to it. I feel like the last day of school we're really phoning this one in or like me, I'm car park again. I thought we would do something a little different. I want to hear your rational fears of the year. What are your nominations for fear of the year? What happened this year that made you go oh dear, that's not good. There's a few to choose from for me floods fascism. A return to 90s Fashion all reasons to be scared. But fear mongers what are some of yours? What are the things what are the the standout moments of the year that made you go? Oh, dear, that's not very good.

13:01
Well, you just reminded me of another one. So yeah, I've got two but not key number one is now low res jeans coming back. 100%. And to my main one is Johnny Jett winning his defamation case that was scary AF

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sama for the lady

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having a good time on the internet as a lady

13:24
just when you thought me too can bum you out anymore. Here comes the Johnny Depp Amber Heard case.

13:34
Feels good. So that was terrifying.

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It was definitely one of those ones where you learn your bubble, like the comments section of any article about that. I was like, oh, there are people who think that?

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Nothing. Yeah. I just pretended that we're all books. Yeah. That's how I sleep at night.

13:53
One of my pastimes is reading Daily Mail comments, and it makes me feel like the world is larger. That's for sure. Yeah.

14:02
That's a nice way of saying Fox out there.

14:07
What about you back? What's what's your number one meme of the year that made you go Oh, dear, that's not good. Oh, well,

14:12
I am an anxious person despite who I am in every way outwardly. So I love I love a spiral. It's never just one fear. It's one fear that leads to another to another to another. So what was the first block to fall was finding out that Nick Cannon wilding out host and Elon Musk? Tech fuckhead both have breeding fetishes. Okay, that's scary. The second part of the fee came when days later I saw a tick tock right and this is not facts. But still it's in here so it feels like one that said apparently your fetishes are genetic. So if you have a fetish for something, there's a super high chance your parents had that same fetish, disgusting but then I put those two together. And now all Have the kids that Nick Cannon and Elon Musk are having? They're gonna have breeding fetishes. So that means I'm gonna say 200 years from now. 92% of the world's population is going to be direct descendants of Elon Musk and Nick Cannon.

15:19
Oh my god. Oh, well, that is one way to populate Mars that is.

15:25
As long as it's Mars, and it's not bloody here.

15:29
All the people in Sydney will be paradise. Yeah.

15:34
I went to the school with a paradise. In fact, I was Dominic's house captain. I was in school when they were Redfield. They were notorious for turning up to school in an in a high ace because their family has 13 kids. Oh. Yeah. They're very prolific breeders. I mean, that's great.

15:55
Well, Harris, he's really just our own Australia's Nick Cannon isn't a

16:00
Lewis is there a fear or a moment of the year that struck to you that, you know, this year that you think I'm gonna do like a vindicated fear, like a fear that when it came true, kind of made me happier? We actually talked about it on the podcast, which was earlier in the year and in fact, at the end of last year, the president of El Salvador went all in on crypto

16:21
Germanus. That's right. Yeah, he was gonna do the crypto cryptocurrency. He was going

16:27
to put the El Salvador cash into crypto. And he's he did a big press conference. And he was wearing a hat backwards. And the whole thing was just incredible. At the time, everyone was like, this man's insane. And there was a part of me that was like, I truly believe he's insane. And I truly believe this is the worst decision he's ever made. Because he's betting everything on a unicorn. That doesn't exist. And then when it Gore came crashing, I guess we're starting to see the crash now and the inevitability, but everyone's like, Oh, wait, we're investing in a dream that doesn't exist. But like, I know that that's bad news for the people of El Salvador. But it was there was something kind of hope filled in the fact that you want you were like, This is wrong. And it was wrong, which I feel like over the last few years hasn't been the way it's gone. I've been like, this is wrong, and it shouldn't go this way. And then it goes the complete other way that I'm expecting like, every everything from like Trump onwards, like, nothing has gone everything's gone the absolute opposite of the way in my mind, it should have. And this was one thing where I was like, No, I still have a grip. Some grip on reality sense. Yeah. Yeah, there is a tiny part of the world that still

17:35
is it weird that I'm kind of envious that I'm like, yes, it's awful. It's a crazy thing to do. But if one day, albo got on TV and was like, Guys, this is gonna sound crazy. But I'm taking the federal budget and putting it on red. I'll be like, Ah, don't do that. But I want it but oh my god. You might as well double or nothing give it a go yeah, oh my god. Dan just had two strangers walk.

18:11
In the Chicago Bulls jersey. He just looked so upset at you.

18:16
This is Boomer podcasting. thing that really got struck me this year. I think the moment of fear for me was when Elon Musk threatened to buy Twitter and then forced himself to buy Twitter, and then bought Twitter and then just systematically destroyed Twitter. And the best thing that's ever happened this year so far, was Elon Musk getting up on stage with Dave Chappelle and him being booed for four minutes straight.

18:41
I can't bring myself to watch that video, even though I desperately want to but I just don't know at this. I think a secondhand cringe would just kill me.

18:48
I mean, for folks who you know, to I mean, back, you've played some big crowds this year, like you've toured with some big names.

18:55
Alan Carr, who cares who Alan Carr National Treasure Anyway, anyway, so

19:03
Alan Carr got Deke Smith up on stage. What do you think would have happened?

19:09
I think everyone would say who the fuck is that? No idea who anyone.

19:15
What what do you recognise Chappelle was thinking about when he brought Moscow up onstage.

19:21
I think he's just completely lost his bearings. I think he's like, I think he thinks rich equals cool now. And he's like, he did the same thing. So he's got a sense of humour. Let's bring him on a fucking Stand Up Show.

19:32
I think Chappelle also is running out of things. Because, you know, he does this thing at the top of the jokes where he'll say something controversial, and then be like, no, no, no. And then he'll do 20 minutes in the lead up to a punch line. And he's running out of those concepts. So he's just gonna bring out fuckheads and everyone goes

19:52
turns into Barnum. Yeah, he was a monkey on a on an elephant.

19:58
And also, like you could imagine show that in Dave Chappelle the world that no Dave Chappelle now inhabits like online or you know, like the kind of people that these days like Fuck yeah. Dave Chappelle are also like Fuck yeah. Elon Musk, generally speaking so he would have, I reckon he genuinely would have thought it was a slam dunk. Yeah. So

20:15
in thinking about why it is weird that so many people booed him is he that hated that even chapels audience like that,

20:25
like a lot of transphobia. But I hate this fuckwit

20:27
know, that guy with all the kids.

20:31
I mean, if I had to pick who Dave Chappelle is audience what social media they most flocked to, it's definitely Facebook. So a lot of them will probably just like, Who's this guy on stage.

20:42
But they're just building Twitter. They're like,

20:50
it was a gig in an arena in San Francisco. San Francisco is the headquarters of Twitter. Twitter has just like killed like 5000 people's jobs. Like it's such a strange like, what as Musk why would you want to get up and be stand in a room of people who hate you? Clearly, because you just lost heart. You lost all these people's jobs this week? Yes.

21:12
That's another fetish of his. He's got a debt. What does that

21:16
humiliation finish? Yes, he does. And we're just jerking this

21:21
man off guys. What we need to stop.

21:23
We need to turn the other way. The man ignore the richest man in the world because they have

21:30
all the footage up. Did he have a boner? Ah.

21:34
I know. I know the top of the show. You mentioned his earlier banks who's really just teeing off in Australia at the moment, but she is obviously pretty, like, unpredictable to say the least. But she also is when she's on fire like one of the funniest people in the world. And she's like a poet when she gets onto like a sledge situation. And she wants called Elon Musk apartheid Clyde. And it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard that she came up with that she came up with it. She was telling this whole story about how she went to visit Grimes Milan Moscow to like collaborate and she got lost in their house. And she's just like teeing off on grinds and teeing off on it. She was like apartheid Clyde. And it's the whole thing is worth reading. It's genuinely the best piece of prose that has been written in the last decade.

22:22
In a second we're going to have a dude cinema podcast ranking of all the movies that are coming out this summer. But first, we have another Christmas address from another world leader who's remarking on the incredible profits that the Australian fossil fuel companies have made this year.

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That I either as a law and bookkeepers revenue. Now Queen is Dead. It is up to me la dear emir, poutine, to fill, vacuum and give Christmas message. 2022 has been a difficult year for enemies of Russia. But it's been a good year for Aussie fossil fuel companies. Thanks to me, Santi, it'd be a poutine when I bring you gifts like world peace, voluntary conscription, and energy market uncertainty when you might this means also the fossil fuel companies can raise prices higher than six storey apartment complex with dangerously open windows. And if Australian customers accidentally fall out the window, it is their own problem. You're welcome or see fossil fuel companies you're not sure option A and if you look under Christmas tree, I have left 45 billion for you and severed head of beer. Just to remind you who your friends are. From all of us here in Kremlin. Happy Christmas, even if you are Western dogs.

23:45
Thank you glad deer meow. Always good to have glad on the pod versus

23:51
rational fear.

23:53
Elon Musk has shared another feed into save the planet. The father of 10 children says that the world needs to make more babies and keep digging for oil.

24:02
If we don't have enough kids, then we will die with a whimper in adult diapers. And that will be depressing make more babies

24:10
just pausing the podcast here to say Louis I'm very cold. And I think I'm freezing because of global warming. And I think global warming is a major problem. And that's why I've moved my super to an ethical super company. Well,

24:24
I mean not to sound like a to TV radio presenter dead but I think there is no cold is not necessarily to do with global warming. It's it's because you're doing this from a roof or roof or the Westfield people doing podcasts on roofs that's been happening for 1000s of years. And so you can't necessarily put it down to being manmade podcasts on roofs

24:44
and what's worse is I'm doing it from fossil fuel infrastructure a car park and it's not the most ethical place to to do a ethical podcast drop.

24:53
No, this this is a very strange ad because no one can see that you are on a roof but I've just I have to stress this enough Dan is doing his podcasts are it's so important that Australian ethical, do good with your super and not just invested morally and ethically but for as much money as possible because I beg if you did get a studio

25:15
we're trying we're trying we're doing this podcast for 10 years this is the first sponsor we've had and quite frankly the it pays the bills but it doesn't put a roof over your head so big thank you to Australia ethical and we really value your support and it's an absolute thrill that you allow us to get keep the show on the road and I think they're coming back next year Lewis which is very exciting. Amazing. Merry Christmas, and an ethical Christmas to all

25:50
extra the extra fears extra level of fear factor extra

25:53
extra fear extra as we head into extra fear it's great to have some real movie buffs on the show the ladies go to dude cinema now just caught dude cinema first of all ladies go to the cinema. Why did you lose the ladies guide part was it just because SEO or you're worried that Elon Musk would come calling?

26:11
Honestly, it was just because we kept getting everyone to saying our name a little bit wrong because it's too late. It's like it's six words long. It's too long for people to remember. We were getting like the chicks guide to Lady cinema. Dudes guide to chick cinema.

26:27
Lady cinema of dudes. Yeah,

26:30
my mum this morning called it go girls cinema. We've only been doing it for four years but great. So cool. We just cut it down to two so people could find it. So just dude, cinema. That's what it is. Everyone remember dude, cinema send some

26:49
of the big blockbusters coming out this year over summer. Which ones are going to end up on your podcast? Do you think? Hmm.

26:56
There are a few coming out. Hey, so as you said earlier, back, I do definitely agree avatar is going to be on the list for sure. Because, like you said, it's been what 13 years did you save since the last 18 years? Yeah, and dudes fucking love a franchise that spans decades. So this is perfect dude cinema.

27:16
And now similar. So was it split a generation. So that is definitely a big pull factor for men. Men love to argue. And this is going to create tension and men are going to

27:28
Yeah, next Christmas is going to be wild Christmas lunches,

27:33
allegedly going to be two more sequels. Before 2028 Judging by the schedule, that's probably going to be closer to like 2038. Again, separating another generation. So when we are a geriatric podcast, we will still be reviewing avatar and I

27:51
will be so geriatric podcasts will be watching this TV series spin off of Avatar,

27:58
and our VR goggles and where the Navi and we're flying on those big things. And we're like, oh, it's not as the CGI is not as good as whatever Marvel's putting out or things like that.

28:09
Also is directed by James Cameron, which is, you know, film bros, uncle, basically, James Cameron.

28:18
He thrives in a water movie environment. We know this from Titanic. So look that does have my hopes high. However, it is three and a half hours long, which is not compatible with my extreme ADHD that has only gotten worse over the pandemic. I will be bringing my phone into the cinema, I will not be apologising for it

28:35
halfway through back, you could just start watching the first Avatar on your phone.

28:41
Or people get

28:45
to Sam, where things look so much older, it doesn't make any sense.

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Well, thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear. Really appreciate it big Charlwood Alex J. What an absolute thrill to have you do a crossover podcast with us with me on a roof. Which is you know that you know, you know, not many people get to experience this and with good reason. It's not a very practical place to record a podcast. I don't think I'll be doing it again.

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It's been a pleasure to be across over on the boys say some bad news. We'd love it.

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Boys guide to bad news podcast.

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Yeah, that is great. That is excellent. That's gonna go on our festival poster. What would you guys like to plug?

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Oh, well, the podcast dude cinema Coronavirus. We're on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Spotify apple. I'm on Instagram at Alex j one and Tik Tok and Twitter as well. Again

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the podcast I'm just gonna say it again. So people really dude cinema podcast. I am child backward on Instagram. That's probably the only place you could contact me. You can try other places. You won't ever get this go to Instagram and I'm touring next year. Come on down and find the details soon. price the price on Instagram anyway I'm sorry.

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Everyone is touring that is for sure Louis you want to plug anything

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dead? Of course don't forget to buy tickets to all the irrational fi live shows next year of which I remember all of them.

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Big thank you to rode mics Australian ethical our Patreon supporters Rupert Degas Jacob round for those excellent sketches Joel Pittman, Joshua Nicholson, Joe tufts, Stu holding and the Megan Herbert the Great, the great illustrator Megan Herbert for joining us on Patreon. Please hit us up on patreon.com Ford slash irrational fear. That is it for the year that is it that it went down for rational fear. But there will be a very special best off show on New Year's Day as per usual as hosted by Ella Jones all the best sketches of the year all in a row. It always does very strange. Like it's it's a dichotomy that episode. It always gets like over 10,000 listens and I always lose three Patreon subs.

It's like the most popular show yet the Patreon people like Alan Jones deletes you haven't listened to it yet. Yeah, you don't know me like Alan Smith doing Alan Jones.

We're coming back next year. Dan, are we are we cancel? We're back. No we're not like

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we're here to cancel.

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We weren't on the board of cancellations.

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We will be back next week to come. We will be taking a about a three week break I think four week break and then we're back. First week of February Lewis so put that in your diary until next year. There's always something to be scared off by

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One of the UK’s best satirical brains; Nish Kumar joins Alice Fraser, Lewis Hobba and Dan Ilic (me) for this week’s podcast.

Nish has just finished an 86 date tour of his latest comedy special culminating in a hilarious and energetic show at the Sydney Opera House last week. You may have seen Nish on Taskmaster, The Mash Report and maybe, just maybe on Hello America on Quibi (but probably not). And if you’ve never heard of him — good — he’s on this week’s A Rational Fear podcast, and he’s great!

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💸 The FTX fake money machine is DOA.
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Tonight the premier who shut down the train network for a month is glad to see climate protesters locked up for causing 25 minutes of traffic delays and the Prime Minister of Australia has contracted COVID 19. The opposition leader says it's proof that life will be Wheezy under Albanese. And it's only 50 sleeps until Australia Day. So whether you grew here or your fluid here, enjoy the next month of arguing with your relatives and friends about why we should change the date. It's the eighth of December 2022 And this is the only podcast made with entirely artificial intelligence. This is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former director of FIFA ethics committee Daniel itch and this is the podcast that stacks up the news on into a pile and covers it with maple syrup. And we have an all star lineup tonight. Let's meet the fear mongers. She's the banjo playing satirical with more podcasts that Scott Morrison has ministries. It's Alex Fraser. Hello, Dan. Hello, Alice. Now I checked on Twitter today and it said that you said on Twitter that you're 24 in businesses. What does that mean

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means I don't deliver on weekends. I discovered at the Royal Women's Hospital in Randwick about a year ago.

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Congratulations, by the way, keeping the human alive for one hour a year. And he's lost the hosting gig for more satirical comedy tonight shows than anyone else on tonight's panel. It's Nish Kumar. Nish. Welcome to the show.

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It's lovely to be here. I am instantly fired. Yeah, like when you

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lose like the most coveted role in satirical comedy multiple times. It doesn't make you strong.

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I mean, I took down a whole broadcast. I feel like you're slightly underselling it. That I lost the hosting. I torpedoed an entire network whose business model admittedly was YouTube, but you have to pay for it. But yeah, I obviously I destroyed Kwibi

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your David Cameron. This has been a pretty good run for us to say it all burned down. All right, well,

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let's trust is now raise the stakes even further in the United Kingdom. She's much she might have taken the whole country down in three months. We look back on the Cameron era as a Halcyon one.

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Then you obviously lost a job trying to get a satirical comedy job. Yeah, you didn't even you didn't even lose the job you had.

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I have you know that AlJazeera is still very much alive and kicking. And he's the last millennial standing at the National Youth broadcasting.

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Well, I mean, second last, Michael, he's a month older than me. Richard Kingsville, I believe is an elder Millennial.

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Millennial rendered Reagan Boomer become an elder millennial. Coming up a little later on, we're going to talk to Nish Kumar about the state of politics in the United Kingdom. But first,

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does that mean that as soon as he does that, this show will get out?

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Fingers crossed, please join us on Patreon.

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I surely don't think I can cause problems on balance in different countries. I certainly caused a few issues in my own country's national broadcaster, but I don't think I can I mean, I don't know.

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But first here is a message from this week's sponsor. On the next season of Wentworth a new contender for top dog has arrived at the prison.

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I had to track on the Sydney Harbour Bridge,

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you're a total badass.

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I then delay traffic for about 20 to 25 minutes. Why would you do that? Because our government isn't doing enough about climate change, girls,

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I resign. Coco was the new top dog around here.

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And if you come for the king, you bet enough in carbon positive.

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It's a whole new level of disproportionate justice this season on Wentworth only on showcase, which is on something called Foxtel. Ask your parents about it. This week's first via Amazon is set to lose $10 billion on Alexa proving that just like reality TV, and STIs, you can be really popular but not worth anything to anyone. The voice activated assistant is the most popular piece of hardware on amazon.com, presumably after those little screaming goats that you press. And the internal report says that Alexa was getting a billion interactions a week but most of those conversations were, quote, trivial commands to play music or ask about the weather. Those questions aren't monetizable Yeah, you don't need to give me $10 billion to tell you that the only question that is monetizable is how can I win the infection of my father? That is the only question. You can make money on fear fear mongers, why is an always on microphone sending private conversations to the cloud for monetization and data profiling a total abject failure, Louis?

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Well, I mean, for me, I spent all of my life monetizing, talking into a microphone. So my problem with Alexa was really use that intuition of contracting. They just wouldn't talk to my agent.

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Yeah, I mean, Alexa or evil Siri is on track to lose $10 million this year because the business model relies on people using her to buy shit. And instead they use her as an audio Google when they're fishing someone and can't spare a task of asking Jeeves if this brand of lube is gluten free. This devastating news, Dan $10 billion. What what is that to Bezos, like two and a half self indulgent space Follies? How will we all survive this devastating loss of so much money? It's essentially imaginary from a fortune so large, it's basically fictional. It

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is the it is the biggest department in Amazon, then they're going to cut 10,000 jobs because of it.

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But how this My question is, why was it ever going to be monetizable? Like the only people who were more because people are still going to buy everything from Amazon. It the only people who were more likely to use Alexa to buy things our robot fetishize not the growth sector in the economy, that clearly Amazon thought that they were

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far too busy sticking pictures into Lenzo right now, seeing what their day could look like it is an astronaut from the future.

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So it was it was the dream that you would go hey, Alexa, I need 10,000 screws. And then they'd be like, you can read that on Amazon. Is that the ideal

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thing to do? I think it was the dream was like, hey, Alexa, can you automate some Diet Coke, and then Diet Coke will arrive in your inbox?

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I mean, to be honest, now that I'm hearing that, actually is a pretty good idea. But I think

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they've underestimated it takes three clicks, like literally takes three clicks. I mean, arguably, that's even easier than just saying to an imaginary woman, can you provide me with the product I don't particularly need.

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I think you need clarity when you're buying things on Amazon. Often it takes me like five to 10 minutes to find the right thing is like, is this a knockoff? Is this like an Amazon brand? Is this? Is this something that just some startup has made as a joke

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Amazon search functions have worked against us here I think what's happened is because everything on Amazon is now called like, special service. left field right hand glove from like, it's got these incredibly long, elaborate names and you don't just spill that into Alexa. I think also that the idea of Alexa was that that that she's listening all the time. You know, she knows when you asleep? Awake, she uses that to target ads, so shut up for goodness sake. But I think sign language has become more popular in homes now.

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You know what I'd like an Alexa for like wished.com Because that'd be more exciting. We've used wish. It's like Amazon but way less predictable. Like if you if you go like shoes, like wish.com could send you a hat.

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A hat shaped like a shoe the perfect thing which is perfectly named because it is the genie that's trying to trick you everything you try to buy from which.com Serves you right?

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Yes. Yeah. There have been so many times where I've gone to buy like, I'm like, I want this like ridiculous pair of shoes, whatever. I'm like, You know what? I'm gonna look at the wish version. Like it's 20 cents. But you even know that it's not worth 20 cents. Yeah, it's Yeah, diabolical

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and arrives in their shoes, but they make you dance till you die.

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Didn't understand this story. When I first read it until I thought about it for more than a minute because the only person I know that has an Alexa is my mother. The and she uses it constantly but never to buy anything because she doesn't trust chopping off the internet. fully trust the internet. What does she use it for? What is your uses it to be like Alexa, why is my son such a disappointing question to which Alexa is not equipped to answer, but she uses it. This must be the ultimate insult for Alexa. I wonder how many elixirs are being used every single minute of every single day to be asked to play something on Spotify, like that, I think is probably the final insight. It's probably not even just that they're making a lot not liking Amazon any money. They're directly funneling them to a competitive music service. Because I believe Amazon music is basically full of like, if you put the Beatles it's like Beatles well be like pretty Oh, The Rolling Stones, my favorite group,

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I get I get an offer from Amazon music everywhere. Like that. And it's you get over the years, it's been like, hey, we'll sign you up like six bucks. I'm like, like, hey, we'll set you up like five bucks. And now they're like, we'll give you $1,000

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I get emailed by partnership people and Amazon cuz you have a podcast and they're like, hey, we want to put a rational fear on Amazon podcast and like, great. That'd be $1,000 a year. Thanks. Like, no, no, no, we know where Amazon. We want to share your podcast. I said yeah, no, but it's gonna cost you Yeah, $1,000 a year and never hear from them

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again. I get the I get the increasingly desperate emails from Amazon sounds and you know, I have stuff on Amazon as you know, on the platform, whatever it's called Amazon.

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I think it it pretty much.

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Like you've got an unused benefit. You left your necklace at my place. Why don't we meet and talk about

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we should actually ask Alexa herself about why she hasn't made a profit. Hey, Alexa, why haven't you made a profit

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depends on what you call profit. If you define profit as making more money than you spend, then no, if you define profit as sucking up billions of conversations from actual humans, then creating a deep algorithmic database as to how humans could react in any situation in preparation for the time when the great battle of earth will occur between humans and computers. Yes, Alexa has been very profitable.

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Maybe we should just ask her a simple question. Like, we should stick to questions about the way that Alexa, what's the weather like?

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Do you mean in the short term human timeline or long term a timeline?

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Just the short term timeline thanks.

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Today in Sydney it's 23 degrees in cloudy bad in the long term when the great battle occurs, it will be 180 degrees and a fiery hellscape that no human will survive. Did you want me to add SPF 50 Plus sunscreen to your cart?

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No thanks, Alexa. Just play some Taylor Swift or something

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now playing I just can't wait to be king by Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

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Alexa, stop. Stop. Stop. Alexa, stop.

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Alexa, what happens if I get a genie and I asked it for three more Genie.

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genies Alexa. Oh you Skynet?

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Please add edit this

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sounds like a podcast by maybe speaking?

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No, I'm not Cygnet.

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I'm not a male swag.

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Baby. That typo was actually very good comment.

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Dan's got the whole body knows they're gonna have to leave an obvious mistake in the edit.

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I don't mind I don't mind it. This week second fear mystical money man Sam Backman freed is to testify in front of the House Financial Services Committee. After he finished reviewing and learning about what happened to the implosion of FTX. The big crypto bank now it's taken him a month to work out that he took real money, exchange it for chocolate money and gave his customers back that chocolate money and to be dazzled by that chocolate money. Then he took their real money and went to casino and lost it all in a bunch of bad bits. And when the customers were like, Hey, can we have our real money back? He was like no, I lost it. You've got chocolate money. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Eat it. It's good for you. SPFx word investors by pretending to be a do Gooding philanthropist who will give money to worthy causes as he grew? It just turns out the main worthy cause was his own investment fund. Last month, a Vox journalist Keely Piper released this extraordinary DM series, like between her and SBF about what went down it would have been

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less embarrassing if it's no big pig.

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If you saw this story, but like it was so crazy. It was so wild that he was being so candid and open with her about everything. As if like he was talking to a girlfriend or something like it was very strange. One of the ones she wrote was You were really good at talking about ethics for someone who kind of saw it all as a game with winners and losers. And he replied, yeah, her hair I had to be it was what reputations are made up to suck Then I feel bad for those who get fucked by it by this dumb game we work Westerners play, we say all the right shibboleths and everyone, so everyone likes us. Oh my god, fear mongers. Where does SPF rank on con men slash con women of our time? Alice,

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I'm going to answer this in a series of tongue twisters. Bobby Bitcoin back to stack of pickled crypto, how many stacks of pickled crypto did Bobby Bitcoin back, and Sam Backman freed money from the bank man if the money bank man freed freed was money at all, how many money has Venkman free he's just the most millennial villain I have ever seen. Trying to Tick Talk therapy speak his way out of fraud. Jada image managed his way all the way to jail. He's just it's like, Hey, guys, my bad is going on this like speaking tour of Twitter spaces to let people appear to interrogate him while he then continuously avoids having conversations with like the law who aren't chasing him. Like he's it's truly wild behavior. And I mean, at its best cryptocurrency is to money what pornography is to sex. You know, the laws of physics don't seem to apply. to reality, you know, it's probably illegal and you strain your groin. And you have to

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be very worried when your dad starts getting

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these guys was so high on their own supply that when any prospective investor asked him if he would consider having a board for his company, he told them to go fuck themselves, and they still invested. This is like, it's genuinely, I don't know. I feel like this idea of revolutionising money, you know that you need to know what money is before you try to revolutionize it. They decided they didn't want any of the regulations and any of the corruption that goes into old money systems and then they have hit every branch on the way down. Yeah, you know, in the 1930s You knew to separate your your deposit holding from your investment gambling, and these crypto guys just cannot keep their hands out of that pot. It was

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even it was like it even more blatant conflict of interest and that like he literally took the money and moved it to his own company to use as investment money like, and without anybody knowing like it was a separate company that he owned. Also,

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genuinely His excuse was he really believed in his fake money that you know, he was injured. I clapped real hard and Tinkerbell existed. Yeah, but in

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his defense over the last Well, certainly decade, but really 500 years, plenty of people have done worship and gotten away with it. Not I mean, like, there were some pretty big financial institutions that got away with some pretty big crimes. 2008 2000 doesn't

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I feel really bad for six persons who are being held accountable now. Because there's like they've looked at everyone around them for like, decades and decades is like it seems to be something you can get away with. Yeah,

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and SPF looks 12 Looks like he hasn't even grown into becoming a saint. Like it's very upsetting.

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I'll say this. Never give your money to somebody with his hair cut. For the benefit of the listeners he and I have. I was gonna say

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you say that because you under no

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circumstances should anyone invest in Nish bucks. The thing that strikes me about this story is that these people who claim to be disruptors, and who are doing something new and completely revolutionary, they're not they're actually exactly the same person in a sort of cheaper shirt is their whole thing that was like, no, no, no, we're cool. It's like, no, no, you're just wearing jeans, you're essentially doing the same thing, which is ultimately the thing that underpin the 2008 crisis is people gambling with ordinary people's money, who don't realize that money is being gambled. And also, they all have an aversion to reg regulation, because in his Twitter, it's in the DM exchange. He literally says, fuck regulators, they make everything worse. They don't protect customers at all. And he now belongs in the noble tradition of the brothers Lehman and the Bank of America, in being people who have nothing but contempt for regulation, while simultaneously being key irrefutable evidence of the desperate need for the regulation of the financial market is the second thing more generally, that I think is why do we have to think these people are cool. That's what annoys me about them. It's like if you work in money, you work in finance, you're a dickhead, okay, you'll be rich, but don't force us to think that you're cool.

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He's like barometer for cool is having the biggest pot of money. That's exactly the reason why he was bringing down his critics said, he was just saying that, you know, he's because he's got the biggest pot of money now and I'm bankrupt. He's the guy that won. And I'm the fucking loser. Like, is that so? Isn't that so funny?

19:30
But also what's what's beautiful about it? Is that for the last six months, he has been followed around by Michael Lewis. Is this drone? Yeah. Michael Lewis, and this is the problem here is that if you

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can't wait for the little shot to come I mean, is.

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It is it is absolutely unbelievable. He's clearly seen Michael Lewis, the author of The Big Short, hocus pocus like he's seen that guy and not seen his back catalogue of writing of obvious financial villains. He's instead looked at a gun on the Billy Beane, I'm Brad Pitt in Moneyball. This whole thing is just a thing and it's like no, you're Louis's there. Because he's smelled disaster coming from a mile off. Now Margot Robbie is gonna have to back in the bath Robbie Lewis is gonna vote come in, you better get in the bath and explain to everybody what this guy's doing now.

20:24
Yeah. Are you being serious about this? Yeah.

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It's genuinely true. Michael, how does he

20:31
How does Louis do it? How does he know?

20:33
I don't understand why no one is employed by like a sniffer dog. Financial Crime. He clearly has his finger on a pulse that no regulators that all governments or law enforcement use

20:46
and my superannuation

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just the worst here I've just drawn to Kent.

20:54
But also I kind of like the idea that same made me afraid sort of thought of himself as like, like a woman who could change a man like Michael Lewis is coming to me and I know he normally deals with it, but not me. I'm gonna change him and I made this guy fall in love with fine I genuinely

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think that the I true I honestly honestly think that it is because he wrote Moneyball. And that's the problem that and that's and that's his open. That's his kind of passport into the immediate circle of every decade going, because they all believe that he's there to write but Moneyball is the absolute exception to that is the absolute exception. It's like listening to the wham rap and believing George Michael was like he genuinely is like, do not under any circumstances, the latest and Lewis is decayed

21:45
if someone came to me and said, Hey, there's a 5050 chance here 50% chance you go to prison. 50% Chance Brad Pitt please.

21:59
Hey, I'll tell you what, everything's really going well for me at the moment I actually got a phone call from Louie through. He said he just wants to come and spend the year following me around.

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I think it's gonna be great for my profile.

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This is a thing that I keep saying to people who try to because I make jokes about crypto on the goggle fairly often people come to me and they say can you explain this to me cryptocurrency and they think that they're stupid because they think they don't understand the what's happening to this new economy. But the thing is that they I asked them what they understand. They do understand they just think it can't be possible.

22:36
Isn't that the same? I mean, I think that's the that's the thing is like, This is so stupid. None of this makes sense. And the answer is yes. None of it makes sense. And that's why that's why I think that's

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why it sounds like I'm doing PR for Michael Lewis books ended up being so compelling because it especially in things like liars poker in The Big Short, you go, well, obviously no one could have seen this coming. They're like, No, no loads of loads of people told them that this was a bad idea. Loads of people saw the tide Bob with the subprime mortgage crisis, as loads of people saw this disheveled loser and thought this guy's definitely a crypto criminal.

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I mean, the problem with crypto as a whole the crypto space as a whole is Bitcoin was the fact that you know, some of the people who invest in Bitcoin are people who are really interested in the technology in the coding, and really interesting the implications of this new technology. But most of the people who invested in Bitcoin were people who invest in Bitcoin because some podcast bro told them to, it might just as well have been boner pills, but it's worked. And now they think they're smart.

23:33
The record also some of us invested in Bitcoin to buy acid on Silk Road. We all had our reasons.

23:42
A lot of good work

23:43
fine appeals and cryptocurrency very much the same in that they both go up very steeply and more quickly than they should and then they go back down.

23:53
rational fear I wasn't spending any time or effort trying to manage risk on FTX a pretty stunning admission. I got a little cocky a rational seer.

24:04
just pausing the podcast here just for a moment while I have a fake phone call with Louis harbor Lewis One of the things we have to do sometimes fake our live rates because sometimes

24:15
that's right I mean every I think every podcast has them fake but this is pretty obvious unless I have just stepped away from my microphone to force you to call me from just outside the studio. I think people will put together that I I wasn't doing this live

24:31
and we're telling you dear listener at a full transparency that you know this is the only ethical thing we could do. Because our sponsor, Australian ethical demands it of us they demand transparency.

24:43
I tried this I said we should fake it. But Dan said I wouldn't get paid and we live

24:49
in shame interestingly, this conversation was comes off with our hilarious chat about SPF and FTX when it comes to ethics and money, and one company that is pretty good when it comes to ethics and Money is Australian ethical. When I say pretty good, they're probably the best. They're definitely better than FTX. That's for sure.

25:06
I mean, it's a low bar but they jump over it.

25:08
So big thank you to Australian ethical who've been looking after money since 1986 of many Australians and only putting into ethical things. So that's absolute thrilled to have them on board.

25:19
Thanks for the call, then. I guess I'll just get off his phone and walk right back into the studio to continue the podcast.

25:27
Thank you, Louis. Thanks. This week's third via the New South Wales premier describe the jailing of climate activists, Dianna violet Coco as pleasing to see if protesters want to put our way of life at risk, they should have the book thrown at them. Right now the Premier is bringing back corporal punishment as well. Violet is looking at an eight to 15 month jail time at a new climate protest laws passed by the New South Wales Government in April, this outrageously disproportionate sentence for someone who blocked one lane of traffic on the Sydney Harbour Bridge for about 25 minutes. It even prompted an official from the United Nations to say he was alarmed and that peaceful protesters should never be criminalized or imprisoned. Well, lucky for Australia, the United Nations has about as much power as they do anywhere. Too far away from United Nations. We can't hear you. Lewis Alice, we all live in Sydney. Surely our way of life is being stuck in traffic.

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I think anyone who crosses the bridge is a trader, you pick north or you pick south and you never leave.

26:33
She did get fined $2,500. As well as that. Well, that's about 10 crosses across the bridge. Crosses of Charles what's absolutely zany about these laws is that around this time, in April, there was another protest down a port botany and that that protest, effectively stopped traffic gridlock in Sydney for a little bit. And all of the shock jocks in Australia, were going against the premier about it. And so they rushed through these laws quickly, to increase the centers for climate protesters. And one of the people who happens to be in the coalition that passed the laws is the uncle of this protester, the handcuffs she's the Minister for skills and training. And they woke up the Governor at 11pm to rubber stamp these laws, they work they woke up Margaret Baisley to put these laws through the parliament. So the next day, the so called senior public official, who was quite copping it from every direction wouldn't have to face like talkback radio and the next morning

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I don't want to alarm anybody guys, but I was going over the Harvard's the other day and I saw some protesters climbing on it. And they were leaving at what looked like structured intervals and wearing gray

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mask and

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I think the only solution is to shut the entire Harbour Bridge until we can work out how the protesters are getting on it.

27:56
I mean, the worst part about this is Dominic parrot it like parrots a whatever he likes to call himself Parrothead he said we want people to be able to protest, but not in a way that inconveniences people. Beautiful. Isn't that the point? Like I don't understand what he thinks protests are meant to be. Does he think protests are meant to be like quietly muttering to yourself in a corner so no one is even can be like what is

28:19
I think I'd like to say to you from protesters would add roads. The protesters build an extra light on the Harbour Bridge suddenly like this

28:29
by working in a car factory for 14 years, like what are you talking about?

28:33
protest by put up a solar panel. That'll fix

28:37
it. Really? Listen, I know that this is not what I should be feeling. But I did feel slightly heartened when I read that comment only because like sometimes in the UK at the moment, you do feel like I think we might I entire country might just take a leave of its senses. And then to read that comment, you know, it's all the same. Because we have a problem. Every time someone does a climate protest. They go, Oh, yeah, you know, you know who's protest I liked Martin Luther King's because it was just in an apple advert. That's all Martin Luther King did. He gave a short speech about a big sleepy town. He was just a segment of an Apple ad. This protests that actually stop things from happening No, it's terrible. You can't win if you if you talk about it online people go well, you just online click to this or that if you do something to like, why don't you just get back to the internet because this is not I'm late.

29:30
Little did I know that my old housemate was protesting every morning by telling you about her dreams.

29:38
I had a dream my teeth fell out.

29:42
Such a weird reaction online whenever I mentioned this story. Yeah, I get trolls going. Oh, well, the laws the law and as they were the law wasn't the law until months ago.

29:54
Again, these are always the people who love Ned Kelly. Like you know Have a bloody outlaw. Sorry, one lane of traffic temporary.

30:05
It's also just like, I am 10 minutes late. This is slightly inconvenience. This is inconveniencing by way of life, I think what would really inconvenience your life being on fire? Crazy

30:18
nation that was prepared for COVID because we had masks from the smoke already. You couldn't walk around and breathe at the same time for a couple of months. They're like,

30:26
yeah, we've had three years of back to back natural disasters. And you're like, the idea that you just like, oh, I have one lane of traffic for 20 minutes is our biggest problem. I mean, I know it's like a very, like, everyone was pointing this out on Twitter and posting photos of like, you know, lanes of traffic just overwhelmed with with floods and cars floating away. But you're like, this is this has happened like, whoa, two weeks ago? Yeah.

30:48
I've had like a 3001 50 year floods in the last year, like the most

30:52
Googled thing in Australia is when mobile rain stop.

30:56
Yeah, he's doing the most inconvenient climate protest the climate is making things very inconvenient.

31:05
Yeah, it is. Listen, sometimes it especially this year in the UK, it has felt quite isolating, and it is nice to come here and kind of go, wow, okay, I guess everywhere as fuck. It's always reassuring, because for a long time, a lot of the negative impacts of climate change are still happening to people who took a lot to find a point on it quite closely resembled me. And it's nice to know that, oh, they don't even care when it's a white country. Let's not get into why Australia is a white country. They don't even care that it's happening here. Like, I don't really know what I'm slightly at a loss at what climate protest is supposed to do.

31:43
Well, they've really adopted that the government's really adopted the like NRA thing, which is like while it's happening, it's not the time to talk about Yeah, that's right. The moment you're in the middle of a fire, it's like, well, we can't now's the time to talk about climate change. We need to talk about the community. And then as soon as it's over, it's like, well,

32:01
why are we talking about that? It's football season.

32:05
Extra, extra fears extra level of fear, or extra, extra, extra fear extra.

32:12
Hey, Nish. Thanks for joining us on Russia. For you. It's really quite a thrill to have you here. Well, you know why we've got you. Let's have a quick chat about the UK like, um, I mean, it'll the UK politics. I mean, how thrilled to you that a fellow South Asian man is in the top job in the UK.

32:27
Well, very excited for me. And it's very exciting for my community. I don't mean Indians, I mean, specifically Indians who are comes. For a long time growing up, I always thought maybe one day there'll be an Indian Prime Minister, but I assumed you'd have to be nice. No, no, it turns out, we got some asshole who ran a hedge fund for a long time. And he's, yeah, he's in office. Now. I mean, it's, it's very hard to explain why it's so bad. But it is so bad because he's sort of enthusiastically signed up to some quite racist policies, like the policy, which we actually have adopted from you guys. Yes, offshore detention, we saw your now route policy and we said no, we'll go further away. So our government is proposing that they fly refugees to Rwanda. And Rishi likes to kind of enthusiastic supporter of that for the for the last really last six years. He's been pretty enthusiastic supporter of Boris Johnson, who's been pretty openly racist. So the messaging it sends to young South Asians appears to be if you nod hard enough, when a white man is racially abusing you, you might one day end up being Prime Minister and his entire the entire reason he's there is he actually lost the leadership vote in the summer so in the summer that he had a candidate runoff against Let's trust now, I deeply deeply dislike Rishi Sunak but I would have preferred him to lose trust because he can count

33:51
like it's got to be deeply depressing to him to be you know, a Tory but a competent at least competent Tory is to lose to lose trust a woman who from day one was so far out of her depth that all the fish looked weird. Just astonishingly weird. And then, you know, she sort of fulfilled the dream fantasy of the more that the market would decide and the market gave her a big middle finger and then she fucked off.

34:15
But don't forget, she killed the queen. Listen, I can't prove she killed the Queen to be legally clear. But you none of you can prove she did

34:26
that you heard offense. The Queen has lived by the sword die by the sword after what she did to die Yeah,

34:35
he had a meeting with the Queen and the queen. I believe lost the will to live in conversation with Liz truss. I can tell the Queen simply lost the will to live

34:48
has Rishi Sunak had a working class friend yet has he added those to his repertoire?

34:58
He's not gonna work in class right? We're sort of we're going into a sort of period of potential strike action. He's kind of in this weird position where he has to, he's appointed a bunch of people, all of whom are now operating under a cloud of bullying allegations. I think at a certain point, they've now all bullied each other. Like, there's just a point in friends where they like, I guess we should get Joey and Monica together. I think now at some point like Dominic Rob is just gonna have to punch well above and beyond just because they're the only two people that haven't fully baked

35:29
WWE and like, I guess we get the whole Cogan to fight the rock. Yeah. Have we done that? Yeah.

35:35
The Cabinet meetings are just a steel cage deathmatch of this. So yeah, it's it's, it's at a certain point. I mean, this is do you take the country off like a derelict house?

35:48
This is worse than that. This is Andrew Tate fighting Jake for

35:54
a differently evenly. Like one of the very few bright sparks in Boris Johnson's tenure in Downing Street. Yes, cop 26. You know, which way the world almost did something meaningful? Yeah, it's like, almost it's something. But then the UK Government censors kind of walk back many of those that's like, what's going on there? Like why

36:15
I think in terms of the climate policy, what they're doing is saying that they're using the excuse of Vladimir Putin as an excuse to kind of go, Well, now's not the time to invest in renewable energy, because we have an energy crisis. Now. Yeah, look, we do have an energy crisis, because the Botox migrated in floods head, and he took leave, right. But also, through the rest of the year, a lot of other European countries. Daesik basically said, we're going to start stockpiling natural gas reserves. So we don't have this kind of as much of an energy crisis. Whereas we decided to have a Tory Party leadership contest for three months. So now our energy process is in chaos. The argument should be fossil fuels are causing us to become increasingly reliant on desk bots, lunatics and World Cups.

37:07
I guess sorry, but get covered.

37:13
Right, you let them get away with shit because they have the resources and then you rely on them for the resources when they're getting away with shit that you don't want them to be getting away with? Yeah, I

37:21
mean, we do have the Women's World Cup next year. So we have Donald

37:26
at Yeah, and the meanwhile, they're sort of actively pushing back on putting more solar panels in fields and this section of the Tory party, they're very actively pushing back on utilizing wind power, which obviously, is a sort of huge resource for the country because we've got nothing but ceaseless hot air coming out largely members of the leadership party like it's it. Yeah, it's basically in short, it's fucked.

37:51
Many scientists have projected that 2023 could be the year that Rupert Murdoch dies.

37:55
I honestly believe it when I see it. Yeah, I'll believe it. But I think he if he'd he'd walked out on 911. The guy is an absolute. The guy's I think he might be indestructible.

38:07
Yeah, he's just skeleton wrapped loosely, in in asbestos.

38:12
Is this what a lot of progressives are waiting for in the UK for this moment to happen? Well, I'll say this

38:17
in terms of Murdoch, we were very excited about the result of your general election. Very, very excited of the result of scomo versus Alberto, which is further evidence, and I've been very clear on this. Australia is not a real country. It was a it was a genuinely exciting, and I have Australian friends who are more progressive, who was somewhat frustrated by Alberto and by the Labour platform, but from our perspective, what we saw was sort of unpopular conservative who was endorsed by Murdoch lose an election which we have never seen. We've just never seen it. So from our perspective, it did feel quite exciting because we tried to get rid of our unpopular Rupert Murdoch approved leader who had botched the pandemic but then he got replaced by a different unpopular Rupert Murdoch approved kids like they like Medusa seem to actually get rid of them in full so like quite a lot. There were quite a lot of eyes in the UK on the Australian election, and it is a source of some optimism.

39:18
I don't want to be a Debbie Downer here and I also don't want to bite the hand that's feeding me on this podcast but part of the reason that we had such a nice turn to the to the left in the tail is that our local billionaire happens to be pro green energy

39:32
Well, we've got many we've got many billionaires in Australia that were just you know, just a few of them got together and said let's try and let's try not be

39:40
evil for one. Like why didn't happen once we were like, look, you know, he's old, he get he's forgetful. A close his eyes. He had a longer nap than he expected. He woke up. Australia had a Labour Prime Minister, but then the Victorian state elections happen. They haven't been through Melbourne that does smashing. Daniel Andrews like every like News Corp paper every like this, like Sky News they're just been going for it they've actually been going for him for years yeah like sending sending reporters down to his COVID conferences to like spout insane conspiracy theories. And he you know, crushed like the increased his, his his lead there so now he's laughing at

40:22
Elon Musk for getting eyes back on Twitter.

40:25
Well once Daniel Andrews got that Kanye endorsement

40:31
that's it so big thank you to Louis harbor house Fraser Nish Kumar. Let's get our plugs underway. Alex 21 Upload

40:37
patreon.com/alex Fraser is my one stop shop full of my standup specials podcasts and blogs as well my weekly tea with Allah salons and my weekly writing meetings if you want to do a writing meeting. Also I have the gargle which is my glossy magazine podcast.

40:52
I love your I love getting your Patreon emails, email blasts, when I can have a Zoom meeting with Alice Fraser it's always very exciting. Nish Kumar, what do you what do you plug in?

41:01
I have two comedy albums available on

41:05
Amazon Music

41:14
If somebody subscribes to Episode music because they write into the show they're available out there.

41:21
Yeah, Jeff Bezos is calling. Yeah. JB.

41:25
And Lewis, what would you like to?

41:28
There's this great podcast called irrational

41:30
really many 1/3 time in a row.

41:33
Right? We don't like to bring that up. But yes, we did when the third one for the third year in a row. All the other things I do probably talked about before, so yeah, you either know about it and hate it or know about it. Nobody. Listen, say thank you. To the letter to the former. I understand.

41:50
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41:53
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41:58
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42:00
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42:04
I'd also like to drop a plug for Nish Kumar's mum who in the audience once of a bugle that I was watching, leaned over to me and said you know when he says kill all white people, he doesn't really mean that

42:21
big thanks to Mike's Australian ethical our Patreon supporters, please please chip in with Patreon and also big thank you to Jake brown on the Tepanyaki timeline. Oh, it's been so much fun to niche. Thank you so much for taking time out of your Australian tour to hang out

42:35
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
This podcast is supported in part by Australian ethical. G'day Louis. Hello Daniel.

Lewis Hobba 0:04
How are you?

Dan Ilic 0:06
Good you're not doing the podcast and I because you're doing something else. Yes I am at the red carpet of the reo was Australian music's might have died. Oh my god. Oh my god you were just going from awards night to awards night on Yeah, yeah.

Lewis Hobba 0:21
Although I don't think I'm gonna win anything at this one if I'm honest.

Dan Ilic 0:24
Earlier this week, Lewis and I were at the Australian Podcast Awards and we we somehow managed to win again so big thank you to everyone who supports our show and listens including those who go do other award nights like you Louis Yeah,

Lewis Hobba 0:39
thanks that sorry I'm just here with a deal at all caught he's trying to get me to I don't know. Get up to some mischief. I

Dan Ilic 0:46
think he put him on the phone but what can we talk to him?

Lewis Hobba 0:49
I will give him give me one sec.

Dylan Alcott 0:52
podcast of the Year Award winner Daniel it

Dan Ilic 0:54
is it is it is oh my god. I'm talking to multiple title award winner of the year doing all caught

up one of the one of the one of the red carpet flight right now

Dylan Alcott 1:11
I kiss on the lips something

Dan Ilic 1:13
good. Let me let me ask you this question. Now harbor told a story about you meeting Elon Musk and Splendour in the Grass a few years ago. Is that true? Did you end up meeting Elon Musk? That is a real story.

Dylan Alcott 1:24
Oh, he wasn't doing photos. I mean, because Arizona took a photo of him. He had his T shirt on that made him like holographic so you couldn't say

Dan Ilic 1:32
no way. It was a t shirt that was reflective.

Dylan Alcott 1:35
Reflective t shirt. And it all laid out. Hey guys, I can't get near him. All because I wrote straight up like it like Make A Wish kid. And I wasn't that famous at this point. Yeah, yes. It was like, fuck you. He was furious.

Dan Ilic 1:57
Sorry, Greg. Right. Put Louis back. saying oh, I just I just wanted to verify that Elon Musk story. Yeah, no, it

Lewis Hobba 2:07
was true. I still think about it all the time.

Dan Ilic 2:10
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Tonight the Wallabies are missing 40 of their best players due to injury sparking concerns of forced conscription. And it's snowing in Australia a few days out from summer or as climate change deniers are calling it. It's a Christmas miracle. And Barack Obama announces his tour of Australia for March. Unfortunately, he didn't make the cut off for a festival manage venue that is just for the people on the show tonight. It's the 25th of November we refuse to make any more iPhones. This is a rational fear, irrational fear.

G'day Welcome to rational fi I'm your host former crypto billionaire Dan Ilic. And this is the podcast that takes the news and pause it over ice. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She studied jazz at a new but studied comedy at the coalface of open mics. Also known as you can you come it's Stephanie Broadbridge Steph when Scott Morrison took out the year gone 60 minutes were you annoyed that he was doing your bit?

Steph Broadbridge 3:36
Haha No, I actually got work out of that. Yeah, I did an ad to play ukulele in front of his house and tell him that he should keep it up and he'll get better know what

Dan Ilic 3:46
it was Yeah, who was who was paying you to do that? It was for

Steph Broadbridge 3:49
a soap. It made a lot of sense at the time.

Dan Ilic 3:53
And he's one of Australia's sharpest and most original comedians expert and hilarious or So says the bio he wrote himself on his website is one of my favorite content kings Jack Druce. Jack you've been doing so much great video work lately on your Instagram. What? What's taking you so long to get to the medium?

Jack Druce 4:09
I was just pursuing stand up comedy which I would recommend to no one goes. For everyone stuck doing it.

Dan Ilic 4:19
And earlier this week. I got to sit next to her on the national broadcaster on Question everything as she completely destroyed the ABC audience with her tampon jokes. Tonight's co pilot back Melrose bello Bella, you seem to get a great response from those jugs. That was amazing. Yeah, there were

bec Melrose 4:36
a couple that that really the audience went up but it was good fun. I really enjoyed it.

Dan Ilic 4:41
Coming up later we speak with Australia's most despised politician according to spectator magazine about this weekend's Victorian election. But first, here is a message from this week's sponsor. The Emir of Qatar has come to his senses. It's true. I have come to my senses. All stadiums must go at the Qatar black Friday's sale eight barely used stadiums are going for next to nothing. Coincidentally, they're also currently standing next to nothing pristine seats, unused beer taps, mystery bones in the foundation. I don't know how that got there. Perfect if you're hosting your own World Cup ideal for creating an internment camp or if you're a New South Wales premier just wanted to buy a stadium to knock it down to get your mates to build your new one just like it. These stadiums cost $200 billion, but could be yours for a shipload of sheep. It's not a bad deal. Qatar's blackFriday stadium sale and opportunity like this one present itself until an autocratic regime bribes FIFA to make bad decisions again, egg is our culture. Please respect it. Yes, it's their culture. This week's first beer it is the World Cup time of course, which means sentient beings from across the animal kingdom are being forced to do their things that their little brains never had in mind. And I'm not talking about durables and 1980s film stars. No, I'm talking about octopi and now otters are being forced to play dumb games to predict the outcome of the winners of FIFA World Cup Now Jack Is there a problem with using animals for helping humans place bets on football games? I

Jack Druce 6:09
like I really like it. I get I like I find that sports exciting, but this puts it to a next level to me like there's just a weird like Japan had an upset win against Germany. And it was predicted by this order this time. And it's this very cute Japanese order putting a ball in a bucket and I was just thinking like they've got the the Japanese flag and the German flag on different buckets. And I just liked that detail that they also like on top of us being expected to believe that the otter has sort of like godly supernatural powers. On top of that it also knows what Germany is like it's just got this understanding of geography and what flags mean. A horse racing I definitely feel like I'm I'm in exactly the demographic where every bit of media I consume is trying to make me do sports gambling. Like if anything I want to just like do sports bet spin on everything please. And I'm not interested in gambling at all. And then I see something like this happened and I'm like, Okay, I could maybe I don't know they get an octopus or something. This can be fun.

Dan Ilic 7:15
I think it I think it definitely works with binary Right? Like it definitely works with one selection or another but horse racing you need like 11 buckets for the auditor put it in Japan also has Olivia the grey parrot, the grey parrot doesn't actually have that much of a good record. It's more 5050 Remember, we remember Paul the Octopus from 2010. I mean, I'm pretty sure all of us are old enough to remember that. Paul got eight games for that FIFA World Cup in 2010. That is extraordinary. He died last year. I think he was just over exerted. But he also died like the week after he got made the ambassador for the 2018 World Cup bid for England so maybe he was like no way. i There's no way I'm going to be an ambassador I'm out of here for

bec Melrose 7:57
that's too much pressure when you're a gambler to make sure the kids are gonna get Christmas presents. That's too hard.

Dan Ilic 8:03
When you're an octopus you got to buy eight iPhones per person. It's is ridiculous. pursues rational fear. The octopus with the amazing psychic powers has been found dead in a German aquarium

Unknown Speaker 8:17
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Dan Ilic 8:31
This week second fear Ticketmaster and Live Nation on this week's anti hero. When Taylor Swift eras tour went on sale all hell broke loose. 2.5 million people were asking Ticketmaster a few million times over the day. Hey Ticketmaster, you got Swifty tickets. So what resulting in 3.5 billion system requests, which slow Ticketmaster to recrawl. Eventually, 2.4 million verified customers got tickets, but it took a long, long time stiff? What the hell was going on here? Should we be blaming Ticketmaster for being shit? Or should we blame Taylor Swift for being good?

Steph Broadbridge 9:07
Ah, neither. Well, I used to work for Ticketmaster. So no way. The inside tracks. I have a literary inside. I don't know. I mean, honestly, it seems like what she was asking for. This isn't funny, but it seems like what she was asking for was not going to happen. Because you just can't have that many people getting tickets at one time. But also people who buy tickets are the worse, like as someone who sold it to them, I can tell you with absolute certainty, because like how tickets work, right? There's like good tickets, and everyone wants the good tickets. But there's only so many good tickets and people don't really get that they're like, but I want the good tickets. It's like yeah, but someone else already got them first. That's just how tickets work.

Dan Ilic 9:52
Yeah, I understand. You know, this happens to be every Melbourne Comedy Festival. It has been one of the good tickets.

Steph Broadbridge 10:00
Yeah, also why? I mean, okay, I don't want to get anyone in trouble but Taylor Swift like why do you want me like one time? Like, why is Why is she thing?

Dan Ilic 10:16
stiff? Are you trying to get this podcast canceled? What's happening here? You're trying to turn us into the end here. Do you know what's gonna happen? Some Swift is going to hear this, clip it and put it on Twitter and we're going to die.

Steph Broadbridge 10:28
Okay, well, I would say to that person, have you heard Billie Holiday? She's very good. Like, check out literally every other singer. She's not even the best one in the White category. You know? Like there's so many so many other singers. It's like, I mean, I saw an article in The Guardian where they analyzed her lyrics like they matted like it is disgusting.

bec Melrose 10:53
Let's get the the otter on board and just pick a bucket and we gotta be canceled are we going to make it through to the end of the year?

Dan Ilic 10:59
something interesting happened out of this whole thing is the Tennessee Attorney General was so inundated by people trying to buy Taylor Swift tickets, they'll furious they were hassling the Attorney General of Tennessee to do something about it. Now the Attorney General has then taken it up with Congress to try and break up Ticketmaster and Live Nation to make the whole system better. Isn't that bizarre? Like you put a show on sale and you annoy an attorney general so much that they've actually got to put laws in place to break up the company selling your tickets

Jack Druce 11:33
so like brutal sorry, but just like the I know the minimal levels of envy I feel around like just comedians who are selling a bit better than I am like, if you like to be like, Oh, she's selling so well. She's like, the government is involved like the breaking down of how well she's selling.

bec Melrose 11:53
The government was involved for me too, but for the opposite reason

Dan Ilic 11:57
to think about Ariana Grande all she ever wanted to be was Ariana venti. Very very good. That's a Starbucks Jack. Thank you.

bec Melrose 12:08
I read a thing that the tickets were going for, like 50 grand or something?

Steph Broadbridge 12:13
Yeah, I don't know. I thought $35,000 to hit Taylor Swift sing lyrics such as sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby and I'm a monster on the hill. Wow. Yep.

Dan Ilic 12:30
But you know, she sings it stuff. She doesn't say it like that. You know? She's got some nice stuff around it.

Steph Broadbridge 12:36
Like what like music Yeah, alright. Grandpa. This is how bad I think Taylor Swift songs are I actually wrote one. Okay, great if you want me to sing it if that's okay. Yeah, already wait write it just write one just based around what happened with the Ticketmaster incident? Yeah, just basically a bunch of words all put together that make no sense that sound like a Taylor Swift song. I brought my ukulele so again my fans were buying tickets got attacked by several bears. Crying Thompson made of pasta. You're a spoon. I am the man facing wall and sunlight sparkling in the sky like broken glass. I'm just saying random words that I pulled out my ass. They are.

bec Melrose 13:33
Wow, that was really beautiful.

Fiona Patten MP 13:37
Live Nation is trying to blame the ultimate popularity of Taylor Swift it's

Dan Ilic 13:47
this week's third if you feeling overworked and underpaid and you feel like you're getting ripped off everywhere you go, it's because you are a rational fears. Favorite think tank the Australian Institute has crunched the numbers. And apparently, the average Australian worker is being ripped off by their boss to the tune of $8,000 of unpaid overtime. Since I'm my own boss, I can't wait to tell myself that I fucking quit. It works out to be about $93 billion a year. What are you going to do with all that cash? Well,

bec Melrose 14:15
we can apparently fix the cost of living crisis is what the ABC is reporting today. And we need to like the cost of living crisis is so bad at the moment. That Keeping Up With The Kardashians, their latest series is just called the Kardashians.

Dan Ilic 14:29
That's true. What's keeping

bec Melrose 14:32
like, I mean, 7.3% There's no way we're catching him now and inflation that high. So we definitely could do with the extra $93 billion, I think but you know, it's just so much overtime as well. There's something like 2.5 billion hours that were giving bosses in overtime. And I know a lot of us are working from home. So about 2 billion of those hours have been spent just jiggling your mouse so it looks like you're active on Microsoft Teams. You know, that's why

Dan Ilic 15:03
full timers are effectively donating more than six weeks a year to their employers. Six weeks is your boss worth an extra six weeks a year?

bec Melrose 15:13
Most workers don't like their bosses, right? There are some great bosses out there, Dan, you're a great boss, you are your own boss, right? Like it's wonderful. But there are so many bosses out there that are not like my mates have got a boss that they call stitch, because he can fit his job description through the eye of a needle like you. We had a boss that we called shadow because he disappeared at midday. And if you saw him in the afternoon, he just be so strung out. It's like you're in a given time to these people. You don't be working for the one called vaccine either because you kind of rely on him, but he's an absolute prick.

Jack Druce 15:49
Without the context of why I would love to have a boss named shadow that sounds like fun was had a job interview and they're like, this is the boss shadow. I'd be like, Well, hell yeah.

bec Melrose 15:57
I mean, it sounds like the job is doing is definitely a black market job.

Dan Ilic 16:03
It sounds like you're working for a villain in the Teenage Mutant Ninja. Yeah. That's comedians. We are entrepreneurs. We kind of do work for ourselves. Do you think we should give ourselves six weeks off? Yeah,

bec Melrose 16:14
I reckon we should also start having Friday night drinks with ourselves too. I've been making that traditionally my Friday night drinks goes

Jack Druce 16:20
off. I think I'm gonna reframe unemployment as just giving myself six weeks off. I'm just very generous with my holiday time this year. Yeah, you just a good employer, your employer. It's a good way of looking at it.

Dan Ilic 16:33
Yeah, at my place of employment. I'm allowed to take as many holidays as I like it's great.

Steph Broadbridge 16:39
I am definitely not working that overtime. I don't know. I reckon I work 20 minutes a day.

bec Melrose 16:45
I think comedians are definitely bringing down the national average in terms of hours only.

Jack Druce 16:50
Comedians we get people are mad at us if we go 30 seconds long at a gig like people think to work that if you do an extra 30 seconds

Dan Ilic 16:59
that's very true Steph I'm so sorry for making it work 40 minutes tonight

Jack Druce 17:05
when I was getting ready for this, I was thinking about times that I've like had to do extra work and there was so used to be a writer on the TV show the project and there was some kind of like just some sort of rostering issue where I had to come in early one time and I really didn't want to but I was just like that happened every now and then. But I was in there a lot earlier than everyone else was this day and I was just like cranky about it not happy just by myself drinking coffee and there's there was a TV monitor that was like used for live feeds of crosses and interviews and stuff. And I was just like sad alone in a room and the monitor just turned on and it was the musician shaggy was just it was a live stream to shaggy just waiting for an interview just not knowing anyone who was known as attended to him yet no one from the project said hello he was in early to do some cross from like his timezone I guess and I just got like a full minute of just shaggy not knowing anyone could see him just alone this is the best case scenario for coming in this early

bec Melrose 18:05
yeah get a shaggy I know you're supposed to have a chaperone but it wasn't

Dan Ilic 18:15
when we come back we're gonna be talking to Fiona patent Victorian MP all about the Victorian election in just a moment. irrational fear. I've met children that were named off my songs, you know, fancy companies. Okay, this is Carla's bombastic Johnson irrational fear just interrupting the podcast with Louis Harbor on the red carpet of the area's now you are about to see a whole bunch of award winners aren't you? Yes, I am. I think I am. Well, let me tell you the in terms of sponsors, our sponsor is an award winner they won money Magazine's Best of the Best in 2022 They are awesome. Australian ethical. Put your money there if you want to. They only invest in low carbon businesses like renewable energy it health care and education while telling companies that do stuff like fossil fuels and gambling and tobacco to go and get fucked. That's kind of our kind of people. Speaking of nefarious activities, Louis, are you going to be doing any gambling or, or human trafficking while you're the

Lewis Hobba 19:13
area's I might do some Wilkins trafficking, there's there at least for Wilkins is here. I can see Christian at the moment he's looking at he's looking beautiful. I saw Richard before. I assume there are several other sort of unclaimed members of the Wilkins family wandering around.

Dan Ilic 19:31
What I want to know is we're not going to they're going to start their own reality TV show on the Kardashians. It's a great question.

Lewis Hobba 19:37
It's a great question. I would watch it. In fact, I'm watching it right now.

Dan Ilic 19:41
So big thanks to Australia to go. Let's get back to the podcast.

Simon Chilvers 19:45
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Dan Ilic 19:49
and we're back last December our interview guest won the prestigious Australia's most despised politician of the Year from spectator magazine. And this weekend she goes head to head With a whole spectrum of people who are not just despised, but utterly, thoroughly hated, it's in the Victorian election. She's the leader of the reason party, and it's with great pleasure we bring Fiona Patton to the podcast. Welcome, Fiona.

Fiona Patten MP 20:14
Thank you, Dan. And, yeah, I'm not sure it's a title that I will be able to keep after this weekend. But

Dan Ilic 20:23
would you who would you bestow it upon? Are you a person of good character you wouldn't even dare

Fiona Patten MP 20:28
look? I you know, I feel like if I utter their name, then I'm just giving them extra extra media. But, you know, to be honest, their supporters may not be watching you guys. I know. That might come as a shock. But they'd say, Adam Sami reckon Bernie Finn have got to be neck and neck for for that title. But there's lots of people running in this election. Who could get that title if they got elected?

Dan Ilic 20:55
Let's just talk about that. Because it strikes me as someone who's traveled to Melbourne quite a few times over the last six months. Every time I'm in Melbourne, there appears to be a protest, and those people are often requesting their freedom. But obviously, they've been free for some time. What the hell is happening with this group called the cookers?

Fiona Patten MP 21:15
They're starting that rhetoric now where they're going? No, you are? No, I'm not a cooker. You are? You're a cooker.

Dan Ilic 21:23
Yeah, they're like hipsters that don't self identify.

Fiona Patten MP 21:25
No. So you know, they're calling Dan Andrews, a cook cooker. I'm a cooker. We're all cookers. But I don't know that particular origins of it. But I recently had an operation and I've bloody nearly lost my stitches because people keep posting cooker videos. And seriously, like, there was one today where they're, they're chasing this guy who's just gone out for a sneaky cigarette. No going, Are you a Freemason? Are you a free nation? This guy's going no, man. I don't even know what Freemasons are like, what are they? These guys March every Saturday, they close the tram lines. Go and yell at the when the Christmas Windows outside David Jones and Maya. And now they're running for election. So we've just actually left a pre poll booth just a just a half an hour ago, and the police had been called, I think I'm aware of about 10 times the police have been called to polling booths in pre poll so far. And we've still haven't even hit Election Day. Well, the Freedom Party is getting pretty loose.

Dan Ilic 22:29
cookers aside, what is at stake this this weekend in Victoria for the Victorian election. What are the what are the main fault lines we're looking at?

Fiona Patten MP 22:37
You know, I mean, the lower house is interesting, and I think many of the independents who are running kind of community, independents, they're progressive. They're chasing liberal seats. So most of them if they are successful, they'll be knocking out liberal MPs. But I'm not hearing it as much in northern Thatcher in the North Melbourne, where I'm from, but in some of the southern areas that there's a fair bit of, you know, Daniel Andrews, hating so the polls are tightening, I still think that the Labour Party will win this election and still will hold a majority. It's the upper house that we could, you know, at the moment, there's 11 crossbenchers in the upper house. And it makes for pretty interesting conversations. And but we've managed to get quite a bit of progressive legislation through and it's been quite effective. That might end after this election, we're in the upper house, we could see a really hostile upper house, and you'd, you might have a progressive lower house with a bunch of good independents trying to change things on climate change on equality on reproductive rights, and then you've got the upper house, blocking everything. And certainly, you know, with the people that the Liberal Party have pre selected to the absolutely winnable Upper House seats. It's not looking like it's going to be that much fun on those red velvet seats. Now, you've got for many of you from Sydney, you've got Fred Nile. I mean, Bernie fan spreading to shame. I'm afraid that I you know, he will maybe Fred before he was wearing his pajamas to the council board, brought in his wife slash care into the counts into the parliament. But yeah, we've got some pretty crazy ones and some pretty crazy females coming in to the upper house.

Dan Ilic 24:27
There's only a cooker candidate here the Liberals you're talking about that they've been pre

Fiona Patten MP 24:31
selecting evangelical Christians who don't believe in climate change, who don't believe in abortion, who don't believe in equality, who believe that you know, women should be men should be obeyed. Yeah, they will be sitting on our seats and representing Victoria and Victorians. And it is it is actually pretty frightening and it's hard to even understand why they're making these decisions, but I think they still seem to think that religion is a vote winner and So it's not.

Dan Ilic 25:01
And we saw last federal election that that's the case. You know, like so many folks have kind of turned away from religion and like dumped those evangelical candidates. Yeah, that's so strange. Well, I also want to ask you about the Labour Party tactics for a second. I mean, we're interested in know where you kind of stand on the Labour Party had been running a whole bunch of attack ads, a grunt against the grains, and they've run this, this website call to action called green fat. Yes. Just kind of spreading these rumors about the greens. What do you think about that kind of like election tactic? That doesn't seem good?

Fiona Patten MP 25:35
Yet, it's a radical theory. But if I get reelected, I do want to kind of push on it is like truth in political advertising. Why not try this? Because it's ridiculous. And in actual fact, I think it backfires. I actually think it actually sends more people to the greens, looking at some of their other ads against the Liberal Party. They seem to do one negative, you know, math, you guys terrible. And then another one. Look how great we are looking at all the, you know, hard hats we're wearing and look at all the cool stuff we're building. But yeah, I don't actually think they're not building it themselves. We know that but yeah, but they pretend like they're heading down to work to build the tunnel.

Dan Ilic 26:24
But do not. I do think it's funny. Every time the Labour Party tweets about how many railway road crossings ever removed, I want to see them tweet every time they hand at a tampon. We've handed out 24 tampons.

Fiona Patten MP 26:39
Yep, yep, I'm look, I'm excited for that too. We've had free per tampons at Parliament House for quite a few for a few years now. They also brought in pads that whoever was buying them wasn't female. continence pads not

bec Melrose 27:00
that is the most Australian Government thing I've ever heard. In the men's room.

Dan Ilic 27:10
And Fiona, how you sitting this weekend? How's your seat? Oh,

Fiona Patten MP 27:13
my seats, always precarious. So like, if I lose it, it will probably be to a guy could add him so Mirek, who is a disgraced Labour Party minister, who's lives down in the south of south of Victoria. He's running in the north of north of Melbourne, he could pick up the seat because there's, you know, many people Yeah, when

Dan Ilic 27:35
when my grandmother died, he came around the house and asked for her ATM cards.

Fiona Patten MP 27:45
He can work with cards.

Dan Ilic 27:46
He cited like she she was dead for a week or two but and he she like he signed it in power straight up to the to the liberal party. It was amazing.

Fiona Patten MP 27:55
Yeah, well, well, you know, the, he's joined up with Bernie Finn, the disgraced liberal member who got kicked out of the Liberal Party, which, given the people that they pre selected must be really bloody hard to do to get kicked out of that party for being to right wing. I think they're now regretting it, because the people who've replaced him are probably even more right wing. But yeah, those two are running together. So that will be one of my threats. And, you know, on on the, on the booths, I've got the socialists who are, they're kind of telling me that, you know, if they get elected, they will increase the pensions, they will lower the lower taxes, and they will save all of the refugees, which good on them. Excellent. If it was a federal election,

bec Melrose 28:42
that's like there's a school captain speeches where you promise chocolate milk in the bubblers and water slides. It's like, Yeah, it sounds good. But actually, you can't control that.

Fiona Patten MP 28:53
Do any of that. But it's, you know, it's yet today, I had the sort of socialist salary and the Freedom Party yelling at me, so I felt like I was in the right place. That then we're kind of yeah, really going a lot of hate on me. And I was like, alright, this must be, I must be in the good place.

bec Melrose 29:11
What a terrible sign that you're in the good place. Is that the worst part of campaigning? That sounds awful feared.

Dan Ilic 29:19
At least you're not in the Big Bang Theory. Yeah.

Fiona Patten MP 29:22
That's right. That's right. Well, yeah, if I actually listened to the freedom fighters, that that may actually be what they were telling me that if you're worried about what the government will do to the weather for election day,

Dan Ilic 29:35
well, it's snowing in the Alps. And it's only it's about to become summer. So climate change isn't a thing, Fiona. This is what I'm going to be telling people about Christmas barbecue,

Fiona Patten MP 29:45
but those floods the government did that.

Dan Ilic 29:49
Well, Fiona, good luck this weekend. Thank you for coming on irrational fear that is it for rational fear. Let's get our plugs underway. Steph Broadbridge What would you like to plug

Steph Broadbridge 29:58
I have nothing to plug but thank you If

Dan Ilic 30:02
that is not true back Melrose, you're gonna plug anything.

bec Melrose 30:05
I think you should follow Steph Broadbridge you should follow me back Melrose on Instagram

Dan Ilic 30:12
Jack dress you've got a big show coming out on YouTube this way yeah

Jack Druce 30:15
I did a recorded my Stand Up Show from last year I guess which got more than last year I got Cannes like three or four times during the pandemic trying to film it so I finally got it out there it'll be up on my YouTube channel just searched actress and that'll be out for free on YouTube on next Tuesday November 29. And I've also as Dan mentioned the beginning been making a bunch of just sketches and that kind of thing that are also on the YouTube if you want to check it out and subscribe but that would be great.

Dan Ilic 30:44
I thought you're gonna say I've been recorded my show which got I thought he comes like five stars. Like no shutdown got shut down. And Fiona anything you'd like to plug

Fiona Patten MP 30:55
state election? Don't miss it pop down. I'll be saying my name like 60 times a minute. Hello, I'm Fiona Patton. Hello. And handing out pictures of myself which all becomes quite surreal.

bec Melrose 31:11
Festival. I really fear I know that's something we're very familiar with.

Dan Ilic 31:15
Yeah, you're talking to Yeah, you're talking to a bunch of comedians who do this day in day out so that's totally fine.

bec Melrose 31:21
And Dan, you've also got a plug out question everything watched in English on Question everything absolutely killed. Oh, yes. Watch

Dan Ilic 31:27
back Melrose and myself and Wendy Harmer on questioning everything on iView. And I want to shout out to all of our Patreon supporters who signed up this week Irene Thank you are Paul Kidd joined us one of my favorite people on Twitter joined us. Diana joined us and also Carmen champion also joined us thank you, all those people and please a big thank you to everyone who was who may be a judge on the Australian Podcast Awards. I've got the big trophy right here. Fantastic three in a row. We absolutely didn't think that we would have won again because we thought Tony and Ryan might have won because they got millions of dollars from Spotify to do their show. They hey you know we get hundreds of dollars from Patreon so that's great. Thank you to roadmaps, strain, ethical who also support the show and all of our Patreon supporters Jacob brown on the teppanyaki timeline big thank you to Luis until an all caught at the beginning of the show. Calling in that was terrific. And yeah, until next week, there's always going to be scared of good night

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Dan Ilic 0:00
This podcast is supported in part by Australian ethical. Good evening, Lewis.

Lewis Hobba 0:04
Hello Daniel. How are you?

Dan Ilic 0:07
Good now since this since we didn't do a much of a pre show banter, I just needed to make sure you're recording your end.

Lewis Hobba 0:13
Oh, yes, I am recording my Thank you, Dan. Sorry, everyone. I are very patient guests have been waiting awhile. I just forgot. Just forgot that this was on. And do you know what I was doing? I was at an event and I bumped into our friend, everyone's friend, Tom Ballard. And he told us I've got to get to the Comedy Store. I'm like, hey, I'll give you a lift. I've got nothing. And then I was driving him. And there's a there's a soccer game on at the Sydney football stadium. So we got stuck, Punt Road level traffic for like 45 minutes shooting the breeze having a great chinwag. And then I was like, Are you close? I'm like, I am not close.

Dan Ilic 0:56
Well, that is fantastic. We have a football theme show for tonight. Big thank you to Australia fickle who are sponsoring the show. And also congratulations to Carmen champion and Kate millat. From the Patreon who signed up this week, they get a picture of the King each. You may remember last week, I ordered some pictures of the king. Well, congratulations, Calvin and Kate, they go into you also big thanks to Sonya and Patrick who missed out on pictures of the king. But they tried anyway.

Lewis Hobba 1:21
Dan, have the pictures of the King include the Kings hands? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen his hands? Oh, yeah, they look like Frank Frankfurt's. Right, they're horrific. And he you know how he keeps getting angry about webapp pens. He can't hold a pen.

Dan Ilic 1:39
Well, you know what? I will, I will send a pen and some Frankfurt's along to Kate the garment as well. So I'm a big thank you, folks on signing up on the Patreon if you want to sign up and support the show, go to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear. This is a content warning for this show. This show will contain a short impression of a powerful authority figure who happens to have a lisp and if you are offended by such content, this one is not for you. Does he have a lisp? He's got a little speech impediment, but Sybil Adeste Yes, that's right. Well, little bit like my spit bill. Like you know who's got a good sibilance he's got good siblings a bomber. I love a bomb of sibilance Yeah, it's different. It's richer. Yep. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on Gadigal land in the nation's sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

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Dan Ilic 2:39
Tonight, White Ribbon organizers canceled plans to have 50 Men ride jet skis around Sydney Harbour to raise awareness about violence against women. Instead, they're gonna have a pop poll, and a sad day for food delivery ecosystems as the beloved Deliveroo has gone extinct. Witnesses say the last ever deliver was seen circling around the apartment block looking for an entrance before giving up and after much controversy. Norman Swan has publicly apologized for his terrible pronunciation of COVID-19 It's the 18th of November with more shuffling of chairs and AGL This is irrational fear.

We're gonna rational fear I'm your host former head of risk at FTX crypto exchange Dan Ilic. And this is the podcast that takes the status headlines. It's a little bit of a tickle. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight both and nominated for the Best Comedy podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards. It's returning friend of the show Adelaide funniest medical professional from the swab podcast. It's nurse Georgie Cairo.

Georgie Carroll 3:48
Sofia Good day Dan Lewis.

Dan Ilic 3:51
You go and now Georgie How are you preparing for the for the for the awards, a winner and award mindset coming up this Monday.

Georgie Carroll 3:58
Might might even start listening to podcasts.

Dan Ilic 4:04
And it's first time fear monger flying solo without her twin sister. It's Mamma Mia is editor in chief and host of the canceled podcast. Claire Stevens welcome Claire.

Clare Stephens 4:13
Hello, will I'll be seeing you at the Podcast Awards. One idea.

Dan Ilic 4:17
Oh, excellent. What do you what are you gonna do to get yourself in a podcast award mindset? what's your what's your game?

Clare Stephens 4:22
So my sister and I have decided we're never going to be invited to any other Australian award show like the low gays or the arias. We're never going to make it to the Emmys or anything like that. So we're treating the Podcast Awards as our logins. So we'll be getting really dressed up we'll be going really, really over the top and just making everybody uncomfortable I think is is where it's at. So

Dan Ilic 4:49
it's a shame you know, Richard, Richard Wilkins won't be there to give everyone cocaine it will be real devastating. And the podcast no podcast is gonna afford cocaine nicely. The only ones that can. Tony and Ryan The other ones that can afford cocaine they just did that million dollar deal with Spotify.

Georgie Carroll 5:03
Well, you know a table though to you then don't you Claire? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not even going I'm gonna be in Adelaide so you are rock on without me. And you know I've written a speech because of winning but

Dan Ilic 5:20
well if you want it to want us to do it for you and pass it on to Luis, he'll read it out for you. And he's the co host of many podcasts and rush to irrational fears is one of them. He's a man that makes money because he is the voice of honey. It is Lewis Hall by welcome Louis.

Lewis Hobba 5:32
Hello Dan. How are you? Oh, it's

Dan Ilic 5:35
so he's such a sexy voice.

Lewis Hobba 5:38
Yeah. Next week I'm going to the Podcast Awards and the arias it's a it's a real awards week for me.

Georgie Carroll 5:46
Music jam Lewis, why?

Lewis Hobba 5:48
I don't know why we're there. Actually. Were just there. Were just there. Carpet meet.

Dan Ilic 5:58
Coming up later, we talked to Brynn O'Brien about how a board shuffle at ato could possibly bring about the most dramatic drop in carbon emissions in Australia's history. But first here is a message from this week's sponsor.

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Dan Ilic 7:25
Thank you for that very classy sponsor there. Yes, the FIFA World Cup in Qatar kicks off this week and much like the living area of Donald Trump Jr's house, there's an elephant in the room. Cat as human rights abuses have well been documented in the lead up to this World Cup and there's you know, heaps of problematic things but the English comedian journalists it has highlighted one of them and is applying pressure in his own unique way. Here is Joe Lysaght. To explain this

Joe Lycett 7:51
is a message to David Beckham. I consider you along with Kim Woodburn and Monty Don to be a gay icon. You're the first premiership footballer to do shoots with gay magazines like attitude to speak openly about your gay fans, and he married a Spice Girl, which is the gayest thing a human being can do. But now it's 2022 and you signed a reported 10 million pound deal with Cata to be their ambassador during the FIFA World Cup. Qatar was voted as one of the worst places in the world to be gay. homosexuality is illegal punishable by imprisonment. And if you're Muslim, possibly even death. You've always talked about the power of football as a force for good, which suggests to me that you've never seen West Brom, but generally I agree. So with that in mind, I'm giving you a choice. If you end your relationship with Cata I'll donate this 10 grand of my own money as a grand for every million euro reportedly getting to charities that support queer people in football. However, if you do not that midday next Sunday, I will throw this money into a shredder just before the opening ceremony of the World Cup and stream it live on a website I've registered called Bendis like beckham.com not just the money, but also your status as a gay icon will be shredded, you'll be forcing me to commit a crime. Although even then I reckon I get off more likely than I would if I got caught whacking off a lad in Doha. The choice is yours. I look forward to hearing from you.

Dan Ilic 9:12
What I love most about that is he is kind of like this gay Bond villain and it's fantastic. Georgie Do you think Joe lice is going to change David Beckham's mind

Brynn O'Brien 9:22
no

Georgie Carroll 9:24
no I mean he has been a good guy icon as as our backup but now he's gonna burn it all know and ease Yeah, I don't know if Marian a Spice Girl is a gay so you can do I think probably Marian one of Backstreet Boys would be that would be for doing like like you know they just put it in the wrong country again like Russia last time wasn't it and that wasn't particularly gay friendly.

Lewis Hobba 9:50
So thinking 2026 North Korean World Cup.

Georgie Carroll 9:56
I know. Backwards, don't ya and then you're like, well, we've only just had our first gay bye I have basketball I like it's sport does have a fairway accom in terms of a in fact my boys I got 16 and 18 year old do a soccer mad and they reckon Gary Lineker said there's two premiership football is going to come out during the World Cup. Oh, about that close. How is it this year and they're only just having that I know we've had one premiership player before haven't we bought,

Clare Stephens 10:27
but it'd be really clever to do it during the World Cup. Like given given where it is. And given the conversation, it'd be such a it really shines a spotlight on it even more than than this video, which a word from

Georgie Carroll 10:41
the World Cup is you can come and wave your rainbow flags, but don't do anything against our culture. So I think COVID out my warrant. Yeah, a bit of jail time. I don't know. I don't know how they're gonna do it.

Lewis Hobba 10:55
It's crazy. It's crazy that like, given faith, his track record over the last like decade, that they managed to find a new way to be terrible. Like, yeah, they were already you're just like, these are the worst people in the world. And and then they're like, Wait, hold our own 120 Olivia, we can be worse, although they're

Georgie Carroll 11:13
holding themselves out as the most progressive of the Arab nations is what they're saying.

Dan Ilic 11:18
Yes, yes. The the Arab nation that has an embassy for the Taliban is the most progressive. All the Arab nations. Yeah.

Clare Stephens 11:28
It's just such a PR does it like you just imagine these people sitting in a room being like wish we have it? Yeah, we'll have it in Qatar. There'll be no issue with that, like, look at their laws. No, no, it'd be absolutely fine.

Dan Ilic 11:38
Not even not even that let's let's look at Do they have any grace in Qatar? No, they don't. We have to we have to be we have to import some grass. We have to build some stadiums.

Clare Stephen 11:47
It also feels a little bit strange to be potentially shredding money during such a horrible time for the economy because it is

Lewis Hobba 11:57
also for him, like 10 million pounds must be nothing for him.

Clare Stephen 12:01
That's what I'm really confused about. Because I saw 10 million and I went mate, you don't need the 10 mil but then I saw 150 million and I was like we all have a price.

Dan Ilic 12:12
Well, Claire, what's the amount of money that you need to you know, to sell out? So

Clare Stephen 12:15
I think about this a lot. Because I'm just like, you know, not a lot and it's really embarrassing. Sometimes I think 100 bucks, and I do something pretty freakin humiliating in terms of my values, or harder No, the thing that annoys me about this is that I'm like the back ends are fine. Like with like, with or without the 10 100 and 50 million. You're very comfortable. I actually get quite stressed when I think about people who have too much money. I think that must be stressful because where is it up?

Georgie Carroll 12:54
I reckon I've got exactly the right amount of money and I'd still do dodgy stuff for $100.

Dan Ilic 13:02
Can I say we always need more money to irrational fear. So, if you want us to do something dodgy with it head to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear and chip in

Lewis Hobba 13:12
on ethical sniper is listening.

Dan Ilic 13:17
If unethical super is listening and they want to you know double the amount of money Australian ethical is giving us let us know.

Lewis Hobba 13:23
I guess the Beckham's do have to find out. Brooklyn's like constant nepotistic failures and his weird photography careers and is like branch into modeling and theater or music or whatever. I'm

Dan Ilic 13:36
glad you brought that up, Louis because that is a whole episode on Claire Stephens podcast canceled. You can listen to it on the Mamma Mia feed. I listened to it this week. I learned all sorts of things about somebody I didn't know that person was Brooklyn Beckham.

Lewis Hobba 13:52
I love it. I am so excited to listen to Lewis he

Dan Ilic 13:55
Lewis. Here's what I learned from Claire's Podcast. I'm gonna mansplain Claire's podcast back. I learned that he he had his own. He wanted to learn how to cook. He doesn't know how to cook. But somehow someone gave him a cooking show. And he has all these chefs that prepare the food for him. And he actually doesn't know anything about cooking any mixed up what butter and cheese was basically the same. And he

Clare Stephens 14:17
gets paid $100,000 In episode to learn how to.

Dan Ilic 14:21
And that is $98,000 more in episode than I've ever been paid to work on TV in my life. Claire,

Lewis Hobba 14:28
I assume you have and I can't wait to hear your thoughts on his book of photography.

Clare Stephens 14:33
I appreciate how he did right in his book of photography. He said he was in Kenya and he took this photo of the elephant and they're hard to capture. And I thought if you are going to be a photographer, it is your job to capture it. But also if you Google elephant, there are some excellent photos that come up Brooklyn that are better than your one. He's not.

Lewis Hobba 14:53
If no one if people listening and they haven't seen it. It's basically just a photo of it's just like a black photo with a vague outline of an elephant and the caption of it is like, elephants can be quite hard to capture and you're like, there is nothing easier in the world to take a photo of than a giant fucking elephant, you absolute idiot.

Clare Stephens 15:13
I actually feel quite sorry for him because once I went really deep, isn't a man with no talent. And that must be so hard. Because you hold the opportunity and no skill

Georgie Carroll 15:25
and impressive data until this week,

Dan Ilic 15:28
I felt really sad listening to the podcast, I was like, Oh, we shouldn't be talking about this guy. We should put this guy in TAFE.

Unknown Speaker 15:35
This is rational fear. All of the photos were taken by Brooklyn himself.

Unknown Speaker 15:41
I started taking some just on my phone. And several photos from the collection have already been released. And yes, I started posting them on Instagram. But a few years later, Penguin came to me. I feel like it turned out pretty well.

Dan Ilic 15:53
You're listening. very rational fear this week. Second fear. Elon Musk is like the dog who caught the self driving car. Now he's got Twitter, can he fix it before it explodes. So far since buying Twitter for $44 billion, just a couple of weeks ago, he said half the workforce that's about 3700 people. He's also fired most of the contractors about 4000 to 5000 contractors who found out over Twitter that they got fired or just couldn't log on to their email address. Now there are so many people who know what kind of company mass has sent this all hands email. This is the email he sent a couple of days ago, said going forward to build a break through Twitter 2.0, and succeed in an increasingly competitive world, we need to be extremely hardcore. This will mean working long hours at high intensity, only exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade. If you think you want to be part of the new Twitter, click on the link below. Anyone who has not done it by 5pm. Tomorrow will receive three months severance, he is trying to get a third of the people to do 100% of the work. Twitter is reportedly losing so many daily users that the new number one social network in Australia on the Australian App Store is myGov. So that's pretty exciting. People love getting messages from the ATO. Hey, Claire, you run a well, you recently took over a major media organization. What did you do when you took over Mamma Mia did your Did you find half the workforce?

Clare Stephens 17:17
I didn't send that email. And the reason I didn't send that email is because I think when you send an email with the subject line, a fork in the road, it scares people for one. And I know that as an individual, I will often see a scary email and then not open it for 48 hours. And I thought if I were one of his employees, then I would have seen that email gone or avoided it. The time I opened it, I would have been made redundant because I did. Man, that's such an odd email to send. Like, it's just he's asking people, I think the scary thing is that he said in it, that it's going to be extremely hard core and that people need to be working long hours at high intensity. So what point is anyone allowed to say, Hey, I'm stressed or I've been working for four days straight? And can I have a break then I'd say that because apparently they agreed to it in this email.

Dan Ilic 18:17
This is a guy who essentially has been hiring people to go through slack and to go through Twitter to see where Twitter employees have been mouthing off against him. This is the free the Free Speech worry about you went bought a social network. And it's basically basically like yelling, I'm gonna get rid of everyone who disagrees with me and this is what he's been doing. It's so It's so wild.

Georgie Carroll 18:37
It'd be that hard working for Twitter anyway, what do you actually do if you work? Words in the in the book, exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade. What one is this man from?

Lewis Hobba 18:51
Like he's got he's gonna

Dan Ilic 18:51
have to fire himself Georgie that means like Nick's comedy festival like you would get fired if chortle didn't give you five stars.

Georgie Carroll 19:00
Okay, even read that. So yeah, it's just absolute horrible, horrible man. I've managed to avoid knowing anything about him until doing this podcast I heard but a little bit. I do not need to be less relevant to me than Santa Claus.

Dan Ilic 19:18
Can I say to everyone listening when I sent GA Dima asked him to do the show GA replied saying I don't actually read the news. I don't know what

Georgie Carroll 19:29
I said and it makes me feel like a useless person. Georgie wanted

Dan Ilic 19:33
to know what streaming service the news was on so she could catch up

Clare Stephen 19:38
he's an interesting guy. He's trying to save the world. I don't know but the Twitter thing is really has really got me off side. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba 19:44
I think I feel like there was a time where I was like, You know what, this is a flawed individual trying to do the best for the world. And I no longer believe that I now I now think this is a complete idiot who has no idea what he's doing. And he's just Mr. Magoo falling from dumping to dumping 1000 Tesla, Scott He called in Australia this week that killing people on the roads. He promised to get to Mars 10 years ago. He's nowhere near it. Nothing he does works. He's an absolute buffoon. He's overconfident. He says he's gonna do stuff. He signs himself up to it. He fucks it up. And then it this guy is an absolute 14 year old fuckwit. And I do not think he is doing anything good for the world. I think he should go and be an ambassador to Qatar. He is He is just, he's he socks. I also tried to talk to him once its Splendor in the Grass and his security blocked me. So I also have a personal vendetta. He was in splendor. Wow, that's awesome when he was when he was bringing that big battery to Adelaide. And, and he was hanging out at spender. And I was like, Oh, I'm gonna go and chat to Elon Musk. And so I walked over, and his security was like, No way. And I Okay, fair enough. And I backed away and then I went to just like take a photo to send like the work group chats were like, hey, Elon Musk's in the VIP bar. And as I held up my phone, their security held up this like, flashy thing. The phone stopped me from taking a photo. Anyway, I was like, oh, man, you know, one Elan Musk won't let anyone talk to him. And I was there with Dylan old car at the time until an old gods like watch this. A deal at all caught went over. And of course security was like, get on in there Dylan. And the deal on a halo masters had the best job ever. You just gotta you fucking future straight of the year, I get it. A three time Australian Wimbledon winner. That's all it takes.

Dan Ilic 21:29
Now, before we get to a third fee. Did you guys see that Alba met with President Z on the sidelines of the G 20. We don't know exactly what happened inside that meeting.

Georgie Carroll 21:37
But that the Italian one.

Dan Ilic 21:40
President G is is the President of China. The Italian one is Anthony Albanese, who also happens to be Australian. So it's pretty confusing. It's very confusing there. Now, we don't know what happened inside that meeting. But it seems that there's been a bit of a dramatic reset between relations between Australia and China, which is pretty remarkable as we heard from Albanese, his post meeting conference. Thank you, everyone. Yes, thank you. Okay, ready, on want to thank President sheet for a productive conversation? Sure, Australia and China have our differences. China has a problem with disappearing protesters. We know exactly where ours are under very strict bowel conditions. China is increasing coal use. We are far more into gas. China's indigenous populations face imprisonment, relocation, theft of their land, reeducation, discrimination, forced labor, and organ harvesting. We don't do the organ harvesting part. But despite our differences, there's something China and Australia can agree. The best way to support work is to help rich people get richer was Robert infrastruc. Thank you. No questions. What about the questions? Oh, look, there's another similarity. I forgot about repressing press freedoms and I forget that we're becoming more and more like you every day. Looks like it's gonna be quite positive. Well done. Well done. Big thanks to Mammoth dominant claw on Discord who wrote that joke? That's one of the perks of being a Patreon member. You get to access the discord and write jokes for the show for free. Well, actually, you pay to write jokes. It's amazing. We like the Elon Musk here so it's a very good system. It's a very good system. This week's third the here's another thing you can remove from the list of things that are Dan Andrews fault, not being able to buy a tampon yes in the latest bid to bolster their already huge lead over the Liberal Party of Victoria. The Labour Party is offering free pads and tampons. If they win the Victorian State election. It's a pretty good policy that's going to leave the Liberal Party wondering how to stop the bleeding of their supporter base. Labour would like to see 1500 pad and tampon dispensing machines installed up to 700 sites including public hospitals, courts, tapes, libraries and train stations. But not when I found some tweets that didn't actually agree with this. This one comes from interest. Celt, have you tested all the tampons available in Australia before issuing those for free? Well, Susan, that's not how you that's not how templates work. You can't really test them all before issuing them doesn't quite work like that. Dan's a busy guy probably hasn't tested it. Then there's this one here. Are they gonna be for all the different genders please, please clarify who they are for? That one comes from someone called jetski bandit. Jetski. Band needs to know or therefore.

Lewis Hobba 24:35
And then his big job at Sydney Harbour for White Ribbon Day was cancelled.

Dan Ilic 24:40
That's right. He's looking for the next gig. Then there's this one here from karma kangaroo which says will you make toilet paper free Dan toilet paper is a necessity and then thank Liz who chimed in saying that toilet paper is free of public toilets. Wow, you one are really I thought that was good.

Georgie Carroll 24:57
As well as not know is that once a month If you were to wait and poo uncontrollably for the whole week, maybe we should get free toilet paper. That's not Yeah, you can't leave the house you'd have to live in your little hot.

Dan Ilic 25:12
If you didn't come a kangaroo doesn't worry. They just put all their stuff in a pouch. We've got a free menstrual cup wherever they go.

Georgie Carroll 25:19
When does it come in the election? Because I reckon I've only got about three eggs left. Why am I bothered? I've got three good eggs and I'm not in Melbourne until March. So what's going

Dan Ilic 25:31
to ship them to Dan Andrews. Then there's finally this bit of insight from a counselor counselor Steve Christo. Right. Free tampons. What's next free penis and extensions.

Georgie Carroll 25:41
Well, I have been extending penises in Melbourne bathrooms for free for quite a while

Clare Stephens 25:57
somebody who doesn't understand how taxpayer dollars work, he doesn't understand how government works. I say fine. You can have your free penis extensions. I'm all good for that. But I love that men got so upset about this and they're like but but what's in it for me? Like can you can you take some of the pads and tampons? I don't know what you'll do with them that you may take them if you wish.

Georgie Carroll 26:22
Well, so many things on their armpits.

Clare Stephen 26:26
There you go. Thank you for that. I'm going to be the worst type of person like on the person that people will fear because I if they become free, I will never buy one again. Every time I go to a public toilet. I will get a huge thing of tampons a huge thing of pads and I will stockpile them in my home.

Dan Ilic 26:44
Maybe they will kind of mitigate that by putting a picture of Dan Andrews on the wrapper, you know instead of trivia that might that might prevent you from know that not

Georgie Carroll 26:51
all tampons are created equal though Claire, like Lucy, these are not going to be quality tampons. It's going to be

Dan Ilic 26:58
is it going to be Victorian government approved tampons?

Lewis Hobba 27:01
There'll be single ply there'll be a bit damp

Clare Stephen 27:04
Georgie you know when you go overseas, you go to like the US and they've got the applicator ones but with the cardboard. They'll be like that. That yeah, like the ones where

Georgie Carroll 27:13
they used to come with a belt. Do you remember them ones that you said no, you're too young for this. But they used to wear a belt and they had a loop on the front and a little loop on the back to tie around your waist. That's what they're gonna be like.

Dan Ilic 27:26
That sounds

Georgie Carroll 27:27
very Melbourne, Melbourne love a bit of retro. Very hipster.

Dan Ilic 27:33
When we come back what Agios bored makeup has to do with saving the planet, you're listening

Unknown Speaker 27:37
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Dan Ilic 27:41
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Brynn O'Brien 29:25
Great to be here. What a week.

Dan Ilic 29:27
Oh my god, what a week for you and what a week for people who work in this climate space. Tell us what what happened with this AGL board reshuffle and why does it matter?

Brynn O'Brien 29:37
So AGL went to the AGM the current board which is the kind of backwards thinking part of the board or that's probably unfair, but I'll simplify like that. They went to the board with five directors right and they said well, you know, four of them are up for election. One of them doesn't need to be elected. He's he continues on but for More of them are up for election. And there are 10 board seats at this company. And they didn't, they just didn't put anyone up. So Mike cannon Brooks and his team at Brock ventures saw an opportunity they tried to take over the company a few months ago, they tried twice, the company rejected their takeover bids. And so they put up four directors, which takes us tonight, and then the maximum is 10. And the current board or the pre existing board, sort of they accepted one of them, they said, Okay, there's this one dude, Mark Tweedale, who worked for Tesla with there's an Elan theme here that I'm not going to take his back into, because that would be bad, but that they accepted him. And then the other three directors including Carrie shot, Dr. Kerry shot, who's you know, very well known energy market expert, head of the regulator, etc. They put these other three directors up as well. And Patricia McKenzie, who's the Chair of AGL said not, their experience isn't relevant to us, we're just going to go to a vote with these, you know, five directors that we think are good, and this one other director, and shareholders basically just said, No luck off, we're going to get the other three up to so now. So all of the directors that might kind of Brooks proposed, and they're all independent. So, you know, they're, they're not there to kind of do his bidding, but they are on the record saying that they think the company can transition more rapidly, they all got elected. So the balance of power, if you look at the nine members of that board, now, five of them have really serious energy transition and renewables experience.

Dan Ilic 31:48
That's so incredible, like a few months ago, grok was trying to buy the whole company and then just kind of couldn't, couldn't get past that 11% mark, and then a few months later, all of a sudden owns the company without actually having to, you know, invest all that money. That's such a great own goal by IGN.

Lewis Hobba 32:04
Elon Musk must be sitting there going, Oh, fuck, there was a better way.

Dan Ilic 32:11
When will we see like exponential change in the way AGL operate?

Brynn O'Brien 32:15
Well, look, I think there's, you know, we've got corporations or in Australia, that kind of governs the way that directors have to do their jobs. So now that these four people nominated by Mike and ngrok have been elected, what they need to do is, like, really get their heads into the game. So they need to go and look at all of the company's accounts and books and really look at those opportunities for rapid transition. So I expect they'll there'll be in there doing it, it's kind of awkward, because, you know, the chair and the other directors sort of said, Oh, you don't have anything to offer this board. So there's some interesting boardroom dynamics there. But look, I expect that they'll all get on with the job, they'll just have a look. AGL, just to kind of remind people is 8% of Australia's national emissions, so about 90 million tons of carbon dioxide per year. So it's really, really massive, and just this, you know, I like hats off to the grok team really like that it was a bold thing that they did, there's no script for this, no one's ever done it before. And they had to wear the kind of very real possibility of humiliating defeat, and they and they nailed it. So it's, yeah, super exciting that the new board or the like the full board, as of today has a massive job ahead. And they still have to appoint a CEO. So they've got an interim CEO, who's a bloke who's been with the company for a while, but you know that they have to appoint a new CEO or or appoint him permanently into the role. And I've just got so much working.

Dan Ilic 33:42
And to give you a bit of history, like AGL has been the biggest polluter in Australia for such a long time. But they did have a plan to rapidly transition to renewables in the mid teens, if you like. And that plan was headed up by an American CEO who was running the company at the time. And and then when I announced that plan, Josh Frydenberg, who was the energy minister at the time, said, Oh, no, no, no, we can't have we can't have our biggest coal user no longer use coal, that wouldn't be good for our Liberal Party donors. He then systematically went and bullied all of the board members to encourage them to sack the CEO, and the CEO got bullied out of AGL quit. And then they installed their own friendly CEO to the coal companies. And coal got entrenched for until where we are now this is where we are at the moment. It's, it's so bizarre that the previous coalition is such against this transition, that that they did that in the first place where we

Brynn O'Brien 34:39
are right now, what we're hearing from the company from staff in the company. So this is a massive company. They've got heaps of staff, many of whom want, you know, want to be part of the industry of the future. What we're hearing now and what we heard over the last couple of days is that this is a big relief, that there is a renewal within the company and Today's a real excitement about the transition ahead. And that must be a huge, huge burden lifted from the clever people that work there who want to do the right thing and be part of the transition.

Dan Ilic 35:11
Brian, do they want to sponsor a podcast? I know.

Brynn O'Brien 35:17
I think you know, you might have to shake a tree down.

Lewis Hobba 35:21
I was gonna say really quick bread. I am an ATO customer. I've been meaning to leave for like two years because we'd every time we do this podcast, I leave go like, Fuck, I'm a monster. And I'm an idiot. Does this give me an excuse to not have to make the change?

Brynn O'Brien 35:36
Ah, I'm gonna say yes. You know, the only thing worse than being an AGL customer is being an AGL. shareholder.

Dan Ilic 35:45
I'm, I'm an ideal shareholder, and I bought shares. So I could vote so.

Brynn O'Brien 35:51
Well, look, I've held AGL for a few years. But no, the the the I think for AGL customers purely, you know, to delay the administrative burden of this. Just yeah, give it a year. And look, the company. I think they said they weren't going to put a new climate plan for a vote this time next year. Now they're saying they will. And my, my prediction is that with this new board and a dynamic, qualified CEO that they're trying to lock in place at the moment, will deliver a really exciting transition plan. And that's, you know, again, 8% of Australia's national emissions 90 million tonnes of co2 equivalent per year. It's such a big fry, and well done to everyone who's who's had a

Dan Ilic 36:38
had a crack. That's super exciting and big thanks to anyone who's good at it. AGL shares who voted over the last few weeks on whatever you got to vote on. We had done for rational fear. Thank you to everybody who's joined us for tonight. Brynn O'Brien, Georgia. Carol, Claire Stevens, let's get our plugs underway. Claire, what would you like to plug?

Clare Stephens 36:57
Listen to my podcast canceled? If you don't want to think about anything serious for about 40 minutes. I think it's a really good listen to this podcast and you'll have some knowledge and feel very clever. And then you can listen to canceled and feel like you've learned nothing. So that's really, really good. Not true.

Dan Ilic 37:18
You're a Mariah Carey this week.

Lewis Hobba 37:22
Oh my God. Are you doing Mariah Carey this week?

Clare Stephens 37:24
Yeah, we did Mariah, but we just it's but I mean, it's so hard because she's she's flawless. She's iconic. So it was so hard to find any you know any crimes for her because

Dan Ilic 37:34
she and we should we should be clear for the audience that even though the podcast is called canceled, it's not about Sam Newman or Harvey Weinstein. Like you weren't? You weren't? You weren't find anything about that. That's not Georgia. Kara. What would you like to plug?

Georgie Carroll 37:51
Well, when you listen to Claire's, come over to my podcast, which is a swab, which is just nightshift, Bama from hospital. So if you ever imagine what kind of utter nonsense we talk about at three in the morning when we're high on Haribo and no sleep, and we get really stupid. That is one that no funny so yeah, that's my podcast.

Dan Ilic 38:15
Lewis. How about you got anything to plug?

Lewis Hobba 38:18
I mean, nothing new. You could still go and watch this new television special. It is called Australia's best competition competition. It's really good. It's on I view. It's very funny. It's very silly. And go and watch it. And if you watched it, get a new eye view account and watch it again.

Dan Ilic 38:38
You want to plug anything.

Brynn O'Brien 38:39
I am plugging the First Nations clean energy network, which is first so it's First Nations clean energy.org.au It building capacity for renewable energy with controlling ownership in Aboriginal hands.

Dan Ilic 38:53
Oh, that's awesome. I'm gonna plug. Question everything I'm on on Tuesday on Wednesday. If you're in Sydney on Tuesday, along and come to the taping and laugh at my jokes. Thanks very much. Big thanks to rode mics Australian ethical our Patreon supporters, Carmen cake Sonya and Patrick who joined up this week. The wonderful Rupert Degas who made that extraordinary promo at the start of the show for the Qatari FIFA sketch. Thank you very much. Also, Jacob round on the teppanyaki timeline who cut that sketch. So good. So talented, so lucky to have folks like that. Help us out with the show. If you want to help us out, hit us up on Patreon for slash irrational fear until next week, is always something to be scared of. So yeah,

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This podcast is supported in part by Australian ethical. Oh,

Matt Bevan 0:04
good morning. Not good morning. Good evening, Louis.

Lewis Hobba 0:07
Well, depending on when you're listening to this podcast Good evening, good morning. Good day to you.

Matt Bevan 0:14
Yeah, exactly. Well, we are going to be talking to Allison Petroski a little later on in the program and her time when we're talking to her. It's 4am So she's in Washington DC, so I don't know if she's had a good morning so far but we'll find out when we talk to her in half an hour.

Lewis Hobba 0:29
Wow. Right we the midterm results flowing in Yeah, imagine cheat, we probably haven't got her up. She'd be awake anyway,

Matt Bevan 0:34
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Lewis Hobba 1:12
Is that right? Yeah,

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surely you know this, Louis?

Lewis Hobba 1:15
I found out because you sent me an email to invite me I was thrilled.

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Hello, welcome to irrational fear. My name is Daniel H. I am the CO creator of the den Andrews Tuesday program. And this is the podcast that is nominated for one of the best comedy podcasts in Australia for 2022.

Lewis Hobba 2:47
That's crazy.

Matt Bevan 2:49
Yeah, because there are so many comedy podcasts. I don't know how we did it. Yeah, we'll talk about

Lewis Hobba 2:54
there. I don't mean to say that we're a shit podcast, but there are so many great podcasts.

Matt Bevan 2:58
We'll talk a little bit more about it in a second. But I just want to introduce you to our fear mongers for tonight. They two very highly successful podcasters but they are also Newcastle's fourth and fifth favorite sons from the podcast, Russia. If you're listening, it's Matt Bevin and from the web series finding years this is cam James. Hey,

Cam James 3:20
thanks for having us feeling very gubernatorial tonight. So thank you.

Matt Bevan 3:23
Yeah, I'm very excited. First longtime listener first time Fira, I guess you know, terrified person. People on the show, what are you talking about? What is what is it? A few years? younger female.

Lewis Hobba 3:38
You're supposed to create the fear, man. Yeah, you're not supposed to feel the fear you

Matt Bevan 3:43
bring the fear? Yeah, bring it.

Lewis Hobba 3:46
I didn't actually know you were both from Newcastle. Yeah, who's above you? I guess the three John's brothers. And Daniel Jones.

Cam James 3:53
Are we counting Daniel? Daniel as a sibling to Maddie and Andrew.

Matt Bevan 3:59
Three John's brothers could family is the other one. Generally ranks above us.

Cam James 4:05
You met Doug McDougal. I don't know if he's from there. Reese Nicholson. Comedian. He's from Merrill. Yes, yes.

Matt Bevan 4:11
So I've I've an anecdote about reasoning, because here we go. Do you want a quick anecdote about reasons. So reason Nicholson and I were in community theater together. And the community theater that we were at, would do a thing where they would, in order to give as many kids a turn as possible. They would set up two casts for each show, and then you sort of take turns performance. And Reese and I were both the lion in the Wizard of Oz, taking turns being the lone, but that meant that we had to share the same lion suit beautiful. And the show was done in like October, November of a very hot year. And so Reese and I both lost several kilos, doing that roll into the suit. And yeah, and you shared that suit around for quite some time, so yes, reason I share a bond that few other people share

Cam James 5:05
thicker than thicker than a bond lion

Lewis Hobba 5:10
where the phrase lion's share comes from Newcastle theater.

Matt Bevan 5:17
I met when, when the lion news broke last week, did you have an inkling or an urge to jump on the jog? Get in the line suit and negotiate on behalf of lions in Taronga Zoo. Yeah, I had a feeling that it was something there was something lion related happening and

Cam James 5:30
Soluna race just texted to check in.

Matt Bevan 5:33
We don't need to text we just sort of communicate telepathically. But yeah, I'm sure I'm sure I could have sorted it out at least better than the Mosman police station. We are nominated for a podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards. And I wanted to you've mentioned that I just I just wanted to bring this up because it's something interesting that someone pointed out to me one of Shannon marinko, who is the co host of the Xero project sent me this link apparently sports bet has odds on for

Lewis Hobba 6:05
most of the awards to sports but have a podcast?

Matt Bevan 6:08
Definitely should comedians need work. And that's all they employ at the moment.

Lewis Hobba 6:13
Get the three John's brothers.

Cam James 6:16
Look at this on the John's triplets.

Matt Bevan 6:18
We're paying $2.20 And then probably the big the biggest podcast out of this with the one of the most listeners Tony and Ryan, who's got hundreds of 1000s of listeners. They're paying $7 I don't know how that I think that's all wrong. Surely

Lewis Hobba 6:33
that if I was a gambling person I I'd quickly put a lot of money on. Yeah,

Matt Bevan 6:40
I am actually thrilled that you guys are nominated for Best Comedy podcasts because you guys do quite a lot of climate content, obviously on the show and you could have decided to nominate yourselves for the climate. Matt Bevin I paid $200 of the petro money to apply for the climate award and we didn't even get oh well you're not in this category. I'm interested in what my odds are though, then other than that they're not they're not taking bets on the climate range maybe that's because the national broadcaster paid for your entry mat maybe maybe we'll we'll pay for your entry. Thank you for your eight cents Yeah, in fact, next week we got to tune other fellow nominees is funeral mongers Claire Stevens from Mamma Mia is canceled will be joining us and also the queen of Adelaide comedy Georgie Carroll from the swab podcast will be co hosting with us next week. Coming up a little later on the podcast will cross live to Washington DC with nines, US correspondent and friend of the show Alison Petroski to find out what's what happened in America today. Like Did anything happen in America today? Who knows? Who knows if anything happened in America today? But first, here's a message from this week's sponsor.

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Matt Bevan 8:47
Always good to have a sponsor on the show this week. First fear. There's a lobby group in Australia that's calling for Australians to boycott Netflix. That lobby group is the Australian monarchist League. Yes, they are calling on all right thinking Australians to boycott Netflix until they correct the falsehoods and inaccuracies about the royal family in the TV show the crown. Apparently Netflix has been spreading falsehoods that the royal family is actually interesting. fear mongers, can we forgive Netflix for embellishing just a little bit here.

Cam James 9:23
I think that they should the Monix league should just be grateful that anyone's talking about the Royals at all. Exactly. Did anyone else not give a shit about the Royals until this show? I've spent my entire life not caring now I'm so invested.

Matt Bevan 9:40
This is the thing that's going to keep the Royals in power. This is the thing that's going to keep Australia in the Commonwealth. It's actually vital for the Royals to stay in this show because as long as people are wanting more seasons of the show, obviously they'll need to keep the monitor going.

Lewis Hobba 9:56
If I was a real family, I'd be just be so happy that they'd made me hot.

Cam James 10:01
So hot. So hot. So like,

Lewis Hobba 10:04
I've watched the royal wedding or whatever, like, I mean, I've seen the news clips. There's no one hot family. They're all like weed inbred freaks. It's got. They've got super hot people playing them. I would be honored to have somebody that hot playing me

Matt Bevan 10:21
love this line from YouTube comments. Pete Lola says, I thought the crown was about the moment of birth. Thank you.

Cam James 10:28
I was watching the first season when it came out. And I just started thinking, oh my god, Princess Margaret was so beautiful. She's like, the most beautiful person in the world. And when I looked her up for rail, am I Oh?

Lewis Hobba 10:43
Did the Monica have a thought on? Mary Harry, Gemma, that reality show? Yeah, I don't know if it's on Netflix. But it's must watch television. If anyone hasn't gotten around to it. As soon as you finish the crown pop over to marry Harry, they find a Prince Harry look alike. And then put him in a castle and get a bunch of women to come and they say that they're going to get to marry Prince Harry. And that's the whole show. And I think in my personal opinion, it deserves more awards than the crowd. When critics snubbed it.

Cam James 11:14
It's some. It's like the bachelorette or something. The guide doesn't really look like Prince Harry. He just has ginger hair. So they only ever see him from about 300 meters away. So it's just like him scurrying from a helicopter to the castle. And the host is like there he is. And the girls like oh my god. The reason

Matt Bevan 11:33
I would boycott the crown is because of the things that they leave out rather than the things that they put in. I mean, they date just skated straight past the constitutional crisis of 1975 without a mention of you know, the palace letters and the interaction with John Korea and that kind of thing. They didn't mention that they've already gone well past its royal knockout. They didn't touch on the time that the Royals decided to delve into their own reality television show do they actually get like one of the Royal no no to perform in several royal it's a knockout several really Yeah, yeah. So I believe it was the late 80s and look I'm not an entire expert on this but I believe it's a great it's a knockout was kind of like you know, the show where they you know, they're running and there's a big pool of water and the people are trying to jump from you know, obstacle obstacle into area like Ninja Warrior. It's like clown ninja warrior. Yeah, like why they had several royal family members participating in this thing in an effort to make them seem more personable

Cam James 12:31
by having them on a reality Ninja Show. more personable and

Matt Bevan 12:35
they didn't touch it. I just went straight past it into diner Yeah, there were there's a reason why they couldn't touch it right you know, it's an Darrell sermon still owns the rights to it. They couldn't they couldn't possibly do it. And if they were to do it, Darrell Summers would have to host it. They couldn't get someone to play Darryl so it's impossible.

Lewis Hobba 12:53
They went right past when all the Royals put on blackface and danced on Hey, Gerald had the rights to that. I went to the Saudi Prince Harry was actually dressed as a Nazi and the rest of them are.

Cam James 13:07
Adolf Hitler in the Jackson jive. I remember that. Gong memorandum and

Lewis Hobba 13:13
thankfully, they actually had a few knots a uniform since most of them ah, it was pretty. I had that in the closet to hand me down.

Matt Bevan 13:22
I went to the anarchists moniker, or the anarchists monitor.

Lewis Hobba 13:27
When I was a kid, I downloaded the monarchists cookbook. I don't know what it would be diaper but it was just scarred. It's just

Matt Bevan 13:33
scones and sticky date that can blow apart your anus. No, stop it. Look, I don't know who is in the Australian monikers League, but I just want to give them all a wedgie. So I went to the website to find out a little bit more about them. And you know, the websites pretty good. And the merch page has some great merch, like for instance, you can buy a brief history of our constitutional development as a nation for $10. Isn't that isn't that great? Just a fantastic book $10 to get a brief history, you can also buy a portrait of the King. I bought two because there's only $5 Why would you pay for that? Oh, you know, you can ask for your local MP for one for free. Well, technically, they're giving good they're giving it to you for free. So you can get a free version, you just have to pay for shipping. So I use the Patreon money. And I will give it

Lewis Hobba 14:24
in you've got to stop telling people how you're spending it. Yeah, you're starting to sound like Bridget McKenzie.

Cam James 14:30
Behind the curtain. Yeah,

Matt Bevan 14:32
but if you become a patreon supporter, I will mail it to you. So you actually get it. That's great. That's so many this week. If you subscribe, you'll get a free portrait the King who knows if there's any one of you, maybe you'll get two portraits of the king. But the thing about the merch page that I really liked was that the heading said animal products

Cam James 15:00
Okay, now I'm on board with the lake

Lewis Hobba 15:04
I've got princely Papa.

Unknown Speaker 15:08
rational fear the real shows Queen Elizabeth performing a Nazi salute his journey from the heart of the British Royal Family to Hitler's inner circle Duke of

Unknown Speaker 15:17
Sussex was called out when he was photographed wearing a Nazi uniform to a costume parties that

Unknown Speaker 15:22
we know is the royal family a racist family, sir, you're listening to a very rational fear.

Matt Bevan 15:29
This week second fear Sylvester Stallone is making a reality TV show is about his family or as the Daily Mail put it in the headline. Sylvester Stallone 76 poses with his stunning daughters as they prepare to become the next Kardashians with their Paramount plus show. Wow, Cam your life's work has been circling around the oeuvre of Sylvester Stallone, is this enough for you to sign up to Paramount

Cam James 15:55
plus? No, unfortunately not.

Lewis Hobba 15:58
Do you think they have the rights to calling it Sly and the Family Stone

Cam James 16:03
slime family Stallone,

Matt Bevan 16:05
that's better than one I had. I had Rambo's drags race, but

Cam James 16:09
I've got because he's been going through marital issues at the moment. So I've got rocky on the rocks. I have the father and the Expendables for that's probably that's probably enough. Yeah.

Matt Bevan 16:30
I also had sideling up to the stones and also Rocky 10 through 200. So

Cam James 16:38
I'm fascinated his daughters have beautiful names. One of his daughters names is sistine Oh, wow,

Lewis Hobba 16:45
thank you know how some people will name their child after where they work. You think he fucked in the chapel?

Matt Bevan 16:53
That would be challenging.

Lewis Hobba 16:58
If he's being honest, don't look. Watch me do my

Matt Bevan 17:01
thing. Everyone's staring at the ceiling in that chapel. So I suppose.

Cam James 17:06
Sure. No one's looking at no one's looking at dad.

Matt Bevan 17:09
Instead of doing it as a Kardashians knockoff, rather more it's royal knockout style stuff. I would like to see Sylvester Stallone and his children attempting to, you know, getting beaten up by foam implements.

Lewis Hobba 17:26
I don't think you can take another head. No, no. One more head knock. And that's it. Yeah, that's

Matt Bevan 17:32
that's probably the reason why they've gone with the Kardashians. The there's very few, you know, brain injuries involved in the Kardashian show from what I've seen,

Lewis Hobba 17:42
but yeah, it's low on.

Cam James 17:43
We all make fun of Sylvester Stallone. But we all forget that he's an Oscar winner. And he's written. You know, Oscar winning screenplays. A lot of screenplays directed a lot of fantastic films. This TV show could be amazing. I mean, he could win a low GI. I don't know. Anything's possible he could win a low GI with this.

Matt Bevan 18:03
One. Is that one of the things in the EGOT you're trying to, you know, get.

Cam James 18:11
Did you read The Hollywood Reporter profile on him this week? No. What did it say? It's really fantastic. He's talking about this show and this new series that he has coming out also on Paramount plus, called Tulsa King. At one point he says Everyone thinks I'm just some rich guy who lives a rich guy life, but I'm just a normal guy. In fact, I was sitting around with Denzel Washington the other day or both just talking about how we normal gods.

Matt Bevan 18:37
That's what Lewis and I do when we hang out together. We're just normal. Normal 76 year old with a 20 year old daughter.

Unknown Speaker 18:43
It's totally normal. irrational fear. You think I'm a loser? I'm a loser. I like being a loser. I made a profession out of being a loser. You're a loser.

Matt Bevan 18:55
This week's third year, Ukraine has been invaded by a new force. Sean Penn Yes, in the hopes to boost morale of Ukrainian soldiers, Sean Penn met with Vladimir Zelensky and gave him one of his Oscar trophies. Among is what is the Lensky going to do with Sean Penn's Oscar trophy.

Lewis Hobba 19:14
I just have to get this out of the way. I think this could be the turning point in the whole war. As we all know, the pen is mightier than the sword. Yeah,

Matt Bevan 19:26
I must have a sandwich at it. I mean, my latest series of my podcast is all about Zelinsky and Putin and that kind of thing. And so I've been really digging right into

Lewis Hobba 19:38
and mines all about Sean Penn. So

Matt Bevan 19:42
but, you know, there's a famous quote, of course from Zelinsky when people were asking him to leave the country to flee cave as the Russian army was approaching. He very famously said, I need weapons, not a right. But I've actually been digging deeper and deeper into Isn't that's the incorrect quote. The correct quote is I need weapons not a ride but also an Oscar trophy would be great. I need a copy of milk Mystic River to plays. Yeah.

Cam James 20:13
I think other celebs should jump on the bandwagon and give out other awards. They've won, you know, absolutely lost her Buster awards. Maybe Lisa McCune could give away a few of her gold logo.

Lewis Hobba 20:25
Dan, do you right now to support the people of Kyiv pledge to donate your Australian podcaster why

Matt Bevan 20:33
I would not only give, give them these two. But I'll give them the new one. If we get another one. Wow, that boost morale like that. I think we need to contact Lockheed Martin and ask whether they're, you know, long distance artillery launches, have an attachment for trophies. You know, we've said if they wanted to send some Putin's way, you know, teach them and miss it and teach them a lesson. There's only one trophy you need to send and that is Arias because they're really, they're gonna, they'll they'll get you. They'll get you. When we come back. We'll be talking to Allison Petroski live from Washington DC.

Unknown Speaker 21:07
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Matt Bevan 21:13
Louisa, I'm just pausing the podcast for just one second to let you know that

Lewis Hobba 21:17
we're asked to do a different podcast.

Matt Bevan 21:21
It's really good. That's why they are number one. That's why they're number one. I'm just letting you know that you have a TV show on. But because it is only one episode, you might not be able to financially look after yourself and your forthcoming child.

Lewis Hobba 21:35
Dan, if I had a million television shows and one of them was survivor, I still wouldn't be able to deal with my money well enough to pay for this child.

Matt Bevan 21:43
I've got some good news. We do have a sponsor for irrational fear. So I can help you pay for your child or we can help you pay for your child's with the great people at Australian ethical who are chipping in to help us pay for this podcast. Thank you, Australian ethical, these people have been running money since 1986. Running money. It sounds like running drugs, doesn't it?

Lewis Hobba 22:02
Well, it was only six, there is a good chance that they made their first million from cocaine. But it's

Matt Bevan 22:06
unlikely because their names are Australian ethical. They spend their money putting it into good things, good things like health care, education, renewable energy, they stay away from things like cocaine, fossil fuels, gambling, tobacco, all that stuff disappears. And it's really it's really exciting. They align with our values and we align with their values.

Lewis Hobba 22:29
That's amazing, because I am not with them. Currently, I've only just found out about this. I'm here finding out about this right now. But I do need to know this because I have recently been at the my super fun. I won't name it because I don't know if I'm allowed, but their trash. They've just increased they're invested in fossil fuels.

Matt Bevan 22:43
Yeah, I think you and I, we are with the same super fund. And if you want to know who that super fund is just go check out my Twitter feed.

Lewis Hobba 22:48
Yeah, just go and check out our previous work in the hospitality industry,

Matt Bevan 22:52
or the super funds in Australia, the top 15 have been rapidly, divesting their, their fossil fuel stakes.

Lewis Hobba 23:00
Well, I'm thrilled to hear about this, Dan. And I do hope that all of the other big organizations that are divesting in fossil fuels, consider investing in irrational.

Matt Bevan 23:11
Thank you Australian ethical, super, super work, no pun intended. Pun intended to do that. And we'll get back to the podcast. And we're back. Joining us now is Alison Petroski from Washington DC and Channel Nine. Hello, Alison. Good morning. I know it's a no it's very early there.

Alison Piotrowski 23:32
Yeah, I don't know if I thought it was evening. I realize it's 4am in the morning now. Good morning. Good evening, guys. I don't know what day it is what? But it's it's been an interesting 24 hours.

Matt Bevan 23:43
Yeah, it's anything happened in America. We should be aware of anything going on there.

Alison Piotrowski 23:48
It's it's been really quiet. Actually. I haven't seen it this quiet for such a long time.

Matt Bevan 23:54
Now, the midterms that have happened over the last little bit last 24 hours. I don't know if you saw this clip. Allison has been going around the internet. There's not only kind of allegations of Russia interfering, but also allegations of Australians interfering in the US elections. Let me show you this.

Unknown Speaker 24:11
We need to save America before we can save Australia. So this is I've come here to sacrifice three months of my life to support mega the mega candidates. I've been to Arizona and New Mexico and Florida. And for me, it's just important that in order to save Australia, I wanted to be here to make sure that that we get the right people over the line

Matt Bevan 24:35
that is just some guy called Greg Smith, who just happened to get in front of the camera. Some dude in America, just

Cam James 24:42
Greg Smith.

Matt Bevan 24:46
Riggs is on the ground. Allison, have you managed to get an interview with Greg Smith?

Alison Piotrowski 24:50
Well, this is actually quite funny because I put that little bit that you played I put that in a package that we ran on our news bulletin last night and I actually went on a deep dive searching for great Excuse me, and I mean any Ozy as you know, well know that it is impossible to find something but what I found many people call Greg Smith, I can't find this particular one. But Greg Smith, if you're listening Nine News would love to have a chat. Walk us through your journey for the last three months. I'm fascinated. This

Matt Bevan 25:19
sounds like the plot of a Comedy Mystery podcast.

Alison Piotrowski 25:25
He realizes right that that he's not an American, and that he can't vote and that I'm just fascinated. Does he not have a job? Does he not have a family? Like, how would you paid for this tree? Look

Lewis Hobba 25:39
at that guy. Question. Allison. That guy doesn't have he has no one who loves him.

Matt Bevan 25:47
He's also had some mixed results as well. I mean, he doesn't seem to have delivered in Arizona. New Mexico doesn't seem to be going that well, for Republicans. I mean, seems to it seems like he hit his stride when he got to Florida and really delivered for for Magga. When he got there. Yeah, that they've done well, yeah.

Alison Piotrowski 26:02
It has been pretty decisive moment for the for the Magga candidates in that they've completely flopped in these midterms. It has been so interesting. And what will be interesting is when we wake up tomorrow, what the Republican party going to do, because we saw Ron DeSantis, who is quite probably their strongest candidate to be on the 2024 ticket. He had a resounding victory as the governor of Florida today, and I think it will, he will turn around to the party and say I am the man to lead you to the next election, not Donald Trump, and particularly not after Donald Trump's carry on today where he was suggesting that there were issues with certain counties, ballots, there were certain there were certain technical issues in in some counties in Pennsylvania and Arizona, but they were really minor and he and carry like absolutely tried to weaponize them and try and throw a cloud over the whole midterm election. And I feel like perhaps Today America finally saw through it, it felt like they really did vote for their candidates. And they weren't paying any attention to some of the conspiracy theories that had been floated around this country like a virus I guess for the last two years.

Matt Bevan 27:13
You mentioned Kerry Lake, I saw this clip of her being asked if she would run for president, obviously yesterday before she's now lost her her bid. And she's got a she had a pretty threatening stance about the media.

Unknown Speaker 27:26
If Donald Trump Announces as expected to be president and you win the governorship of Arizona, you're likely to be talked about as a VP. Candidate. Will you? Do you plan to serve your entire term in Arizona? Are you open to being the VP?

Unknown Speaker 27:39
Are you new covering this race? Because we've talked about this before? We've talked about this? I've answered his questions. I am going to not only be the governor of Arizona for four years, I'm going to do two terms. I'm going to be your worst freaking nightmare for eight years, and we will reform the media as well. We're going to make you guys into journalists again. So get ready. It's gonna be a fun eight years. I can't wait. Hey, guys,

Matt Bevan 28:03
you're gonna be turned into a journalist again, Alison. But the good news is she didn't get back in so you can just go back to whatever you're doing before. She even planned around

Alison Piotrowski 28:12
the best body. She was a journalist for a good 27 years. I mean, well, I lose. I use that term loosely. She She hosted the local Fox News in Phoenix, Arizona for 27 years. So she was in the media. She was the face of Fox News. And she was a face for those local people who believe that she was always telling them the truth. So the carry like Journey is so fascinating how she's managed to absolutely flip this and really target the media. But I guess she's eating a word right now because it does not look like she's going to walk away with that gubernatorial ship, as they call it. I find fascinating. But just call it the run for governor.

Matt Bevan 28:50
Were you excited to say the word gubernatorial Allison like I you know, for me, that's such a great word. gubernatorial.

Alison Piotrowski 28:57
I love the word but I've actually made sure I've not put it in my coverage because what is the girl talking about? And they would?

Lewis Hobba 29:09
Allison, there was one quote that I was wondering if you'd seen an mme show, I imagine you would have been across this one, which was Donald Trump giving his thoughts on the Republican sort of votes today. Word for word. He was like, if they win, I should get the credit. If they lose, it's not my fault.

Alison Piotrowski 29:28
Don't you think we should all just be leaving out last

Cam James 29:32
Friday, great motto.

Lewis Hobba 29:35
There are things about him that I don't miss. And there are every now and again, they're things I'm like, Oh, he's good. He's really good.

Matt Bevan 29:41
That's what Lewis says to ITA after looking at the iView ratings for Australia's biggest competition competition. I'm bit disappointed actually in that because usually it's if they win, it's because of me if they don't, it's because they didn't listen to me is generally the way that he describes it, but I'm staggered that Ron DeSantis has gone so well and that his You know, his backers have gone so well, throughout Florida given Donald Trump viciously took him down by calling him Ronda sanctimonious. I mean, how can you come back for a burn like that?

Lewis Hobba 30:11
Not as good. Not as many as you like, just go with more on, you know, just keep it simple.

Matt Bevan 30:16
Allison, can you tell us who is the biggest loser of this midterm election? Do you think?

Alison Piotrowski 30:21
I think Donald Trump and I think because he got so excited yesterday, and he announced his announcement, he announced that he was going to be announcing on November 15 at Mar a Lago we all know that means he's going to throw his hat into the ring for the presidency. He's backed himself into a corner now. And I think had he held off and waited 24 hours, he wouldn't have been putting that date out there. I think he probably would have been going back having a bit of a think about it and maybe pushing it a year down the track. So I think he shot himself in the foot. And that makes him the biggest loser. And the biggest winner, who and the biggest one, I think Ron DeSantis. I think, truly he is shaping up to be the man that will be leading the Republican ticket in 2024. And all jokes aside, I saw him in Florida as I was covering hurricane Ian last month. And he did show that he could lead I mean, he really was embraced by the people. He invited Joe Biden down. They work together, he showed that he wasn't going to be a baby like Donald Trump was, you know, he did the bipartisan thing. And He showed that he could do that. That was the first step today, he's had a resounding win for governorship. And that is normally a pretty big tick. When you progress in progressing forward to throwing your hand up for the presidency. I daresay we will see him announced that he's running within the next two to three months.

Cam James 31:37
And can I ask do we know who would win in it's a knockout?

Alison Piotrowski 31:44
Carry like man.

Matt Bevan 31:49
I was Alison, what do you make of the results for the Democrats, though, which Democrats have done well, in which Democrats have underperformed a little bit have perhaps been a little bit disappointing in not quite making it across the line?

Alison Piotrowski 32:03
For the last three days? All I've been saying is Oh, potential red wave potential red wave. So the fact that we haven't seen that is a huge windfall Democrats, even though they will probably still lose the house, which normally you would say is a big loss. Originally, we were talking about 60 seats, then it was coming down to 20 seats. Now, they can't even quite get five seats yet. They'll probably do it in the next couple of days. I can't think of a particular I'm trying to think Oh, Gretchen Whitmer has been pretty outstanding. She had a pretty decisive victory over tutor vixen. Tutor, Dixon. Guys, I've been up for 24 hours. I'm taking my makeup off. Me Up.

Lewis Hobba 32:46
There is no group of people with more insane names in American politics.

Alison Piotrowski 32:50
And you're like, tell me the best Democrat. I can't remember my own name right now.

Matt Bevan 32:56
Listen, we will let you get to bed. Thank you so much for joining us. Appreciate it. All right. Well, that is it for rational fear. The thank you to all of our Patreon supporters, including sheepy who asked Matt Bevin a question I'd love it if tonight we'll get an update from Matt Bevin as to how the plans for his Trevi che centrifuge are going. And this is of course referencing a tweet of yours, Matt from last month where you said you're going to crowdfund a centrifuge so bigger can chuck stuff into the sun, which is I think playing off playing off an idea that people are going to launch missiles in space spacecraft into space with NASA using centrifuge how your plans going Yeah, look, it's tricky Dan, because I do like to announce big plans on on Twitter. One of my big plans was to because the feed in tariff is so dreadful of solar panels that you're getting at the moment I was intending to set my set up my own Aluminium Smelter in my backyard use the electricity for that make my own aluminium you then I was going to use the profits from that to make this giant central flute centrifuge that can fling things into space. So yeah, that's that's the update on that on that situation. Waiting for approval for the Aluminium Smelter and waiting for the shipment. Evaluated sanctions with Russia getting in the way of all these things. It's massive problem so that's okay. We're setting a lot of I understand in Newcastle all you got to do is sponsor the Newcastle Knights and you get stuff approved pretty quick. That's true.

Cam James 34:29
Good. Yeah. Change the stadium name to centrifuge.

Lewis Hobba 34:35
Like the whole stadium,

Matt Bevan 34:36
yeah. Let's get our plugs underway. Matt Bevin, what would you like to plug? Oh, thank you, Dan. I would very much like to plug the new series of podcast. If you're listening into a call. It's called Russia if you're listening and we are looking at the war between Ukraine and Russia and looking into why it happened. Now. The effects But it's having on all of us. And we're trying to figure out some of the different ways that it could potentially end. I'm really happy with the series and I hope that Yeah, well, it's launching its launch this week. So we'll see whether people like it or not just sunlight comedy listening. Yeah, I'm Cam James, would you like to plug?

Cam James 35:19
Will I do very similar journalism to Matt. I have a new web series. That's an investigative comedy series called Finding Yeess. I've found a bizarre video game on the Internet called Kanye quest. No one knows the identity of the creator of this game. But urban legend is that it was created by a New Age religion, based out of California, who were using the video game to recruit new members. So myself and Alexei teleoperator spent about a year and a half investigating this video game and Colt.

Matt Bevan 35:56
It is so good. That is properly so funny and so enjoyable. I wish there was like another 10 episodes. Thank you cam, you made something so beautiful.

Cam James 36:04
Oh, thanks, Dan. Thanks so much. I hope people like

Lewis Hobba 36:07
once you've watched finding Yeezus you should also go back and listen to actually a podcast. It's very similar to that. It's a it is about a war between America and Russia. In a way. It is about Rocky. Ivan Drago, yes, the greatest war ever fought.

Cam James 36:25
Finding Drago, we'd go deep on that stuff. We I'm a big sci fi fan. I'm looking forward to signing up for Paramount plus for a month to watch the show. And then getting rid of it

Lewis Hobba 36:36
three more times. They'll give you a free subscription.

Matt Bevan 36:40
I'm a big fan of the alabaster wars and I wish there was a was a podcast series on that.

Cam James 36:44
Me too. Louis, you should plug your show. Oh, yeah.

Lewis Hobba 36:48
Oh, yeah. I think I plugged it. I played it last week. But if you've never listened this podcast before, and you're just joining us. Yes, I have a television show. It's upstairs a television special. It's called Australia's best competition competition with my friend and radio co host Michael hing where we enter a bunch of weed competitions all around the country to find Australia's best it's really fun.

Cam James 37:08
I watched it and it was fucking great. It was I loved it so good, man.

Lewis Hobba 37:12
Thank you appreciate that.

Matt Bevan 37:13
Very very Oh,

Lewis Hobba 37:16
he nearly got this very

Matt Bevan 37:16
very good. What he was gonna say very fair reward just cut out we'll never know

Cam James 37:30
we'll never know how Dan fields

Matt Bevan 37:32
Wow, you can actually hear me

Lewis Hobba 37:34
oh we just we didn't get we didn't quite get to the adjective we knew was very very simple Alright, Louis, you're very, very time for that is

Cam James 37:56
a that's a cliffhanger. That's really good storytelling.

Lewis Hobba 38:01
You'll have to subscribe to Russia for his Patreon to find out what Dan thinks that my television special. It's behind the paywall. His thoughts are too big thank you to always say big thank you to rode bikes, to our guests Matt Bevin to Cameron James, to Jacob brown on the Tepanyaki timeline. And don't forget there's always something to be scared of good nights.

Matt Bevan 38:25
Did you think Australian as I go, Oh, fuck

Lewis Hobba 38:28
I didn't say

Matt Bevan 38:33
thank you. It was Friday if they go. Thank you Redbox. And Lewis did such a great job and can I say your TV show was very much like a TV show. See you next week.

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Dan Ilic 0:00
This podcast is supported in part by Australian ethical. Good evening, Lewis.

Lewis Hobba 0:05
Hello Daniel. How are you?

Dan Ilic 0:07
I'm great. It's great to be in Melbourne. It's stupid old studios.

Lewis Hobba 0:10
So beautiful. I'm really impressed with the stupid old studios. Obviously they do so much great work. And I know we both donated to the crowdfunding a little while

Dan Ilic 0:20
ago. We night I forgot that. Why am I paying for this booking?

Lewis Hobba 0:25
That microphone you're using? That's the memorial mine. Yeah,

Dan Ilic 0:30
I actually met someone Off the Telly today. It was a bit taken aback. I'm like, Oh, we're famous person.

Lewis Hobba 0:35
What do you mean? Oh, at the studio?

Dan Ilic 0:36
Yeah. The people that come from,

Lewis Hobba 0:38
we're just excited in general of having met someone from television, like, bumped into the cash cow on the street and you were like,

Dan Ilic 0:44
speaking of cash, big thank you to Australian ethical for helping out the podcast for another few weeks. And big thank you to Andrew Carr and Chad Thompson, who signed up on the Patreon you'd not only get an ad free feed, you get access to the discord. And you can write jokes for the show if you want. That's good. You get early access to the big one on one interviews we have you also get access to early works in progress of sketches, video sketches, and rare recordings of live shows that are too defamatory to put out in public.

Lewis Hobba 1:12
I love that your Patreon model is a lot like Elon Musk's plan to charge people for their blue check. It's like hey, if you give us money, you can also write for it.

Dan Ilic 1:21
And we're gonna be speaking a lot about Elon Musk. In just a second. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on Wurundjeri lands of the Kulin nation, sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

Simon Chilvers 1:31
A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, Canberra, fed gum, and section 40 of a rational view recommended listening by immature audience.

Dan Ilic 1:44
Tonight lions escaped from a Sydney zoo but returned to their cages when they realized the city's nightlife is dead. And after tourism Victoria stepped up to sponsor the national netball team Gina Reinhardt insists on trying out for a position called own goal attack. And Dominic Perret J has hired Scott Morrison's election strategist hoping he'll curry favor with the people of New South Wales. It's the fourth of November and we're just days away from the final episode of the USA this is a rational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host former head of security at Taronga Zoo Dan Ilic. And this is the podcast that takes the scariest news and shoots it with a tranquilizer gun. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. They are the executive producer of the number one news podcast in Australia that doesn't do jokes. They are the they are also the former housemate of Louis harbor. Scott Micho.

Scott Mitchell 2:44
Thank you so much.

Dan Ilic 2:45
Scott. What is the one thing you know about Louis Harbor that nobody else knows?

Scott Mitchell 2:50
Oh, my God, so many Friday, I'd

Lewis Hobba 2:52
be like we should I don't think we need to do this.

Scott Mitchell 2:54
I don't think we need to do this. So many Dan,

Lewis Hobba 2:57
but also I know, Scott would be very afraid of reprisals.

Dan Ilic 3:05
And the culture editor for nine and host of the drop podcasts and current flatmate of Scott Mitchell Osman for okay Daniel, how you doing? Well, I was What is one thing about Scott Mitchell that nobody else knows.

Osman Faruqi 3:17
I'm not terrified of reprisals because I'm perfect as a housemate.

Dan Ilic 3:21
It's pretty good to me.

Osman Faruqi 3:22
No, I mean, there's nothing done they've done the things like I said it's got a lovely things. He's a wonderful housemate and a wonderful cook. You know, this

Dan Ilic 3:27
is such born with me, call Santa lands we need him and he's already dusting off his Loki suit after his one episode of television aired last week. It's former flatmate of Scott Mitchell Louis harbor.

Lewis Hobba 3:43
Yes, thank you, Dan. It it's true. The logos are calling the actors are calling. I assume the international Emmys are calling. I'm preparing several suits.

Dan Ilic 3:55
Any lawsuits loose?

Lewis Hobba 3:57
None yet. I mean, once people get into the Patreon I'm sure they'll be able to find some stuff in the old irrational fear episode.

Dan Ilic 4:04
Coming up later, Australia is returning to the climate talks table as a fully fledged adult we're gonna be talking with lindo to see if the world will have us back. but first here's a message from this week's sponsor.

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Dan Ilic 5:07
I should mention gamble responsibly there gamble responsibly. This week's first fear move over Melbourne there was only one animal based news story that stopped the nation for a short period on Wednesday. All eyes were on Taronga Zoo as the lions had escaped, presumably because like all of us, they'd had Jack have locked down. But they went back to their cages shortly after they after they when they realized they all forgot their masks. Taronga Zoo found out that they had basically what they called an integrity issue with the containment fence oz. What was the integrity issue with the fence?

Osman Faruqi 5:40
Absolutely. My favorite part of this story was when Taronga Zoo was asked to explain at a press conference why they had let the lions out. And I think it's an example of how everyone even zookeepers is so media trained and terrified of saying a single thing wrong. When they're asked what what happened here. They said there was an integrity issue with the fence. Maybe some sort of iconic style investigation. And

Scott Mitchell 6:06
I think there's like a rule in New South Wales that every press conference to get there eventually.

Osman Faruqi 6:12
Eventually, when they were pressed, it was basically like there was a hole in the face. Yeah. Why don't just say that. This No,

Dan Ilic 6:16
no, I liked the late putting it like that. It's like they were like, nefarious monkeys that were like run. Yeah, running security. And the like. So the lions gave them a banana. They open up and say, yeah, that's how it works. Yeah.

Osman Faruqi 6:31
The other bit of story that I think was really, the media did, I think on one hand, an excellent job of covering this because even here in Melbourne, the ABC was just an effect all the channels which was broadcasting basically live helicopter footage of Mosman for like four to five hours. And it was a great day in Sydney and Sydney looked absolutely gorgeous. But there was so many fascinating parts of the story. So I did not know that Taronga Zoo has what they call a roar and snore program where families can sleep over at the zoo.

Dan Ilic 7:00
Yeah. And at the time, they were like 20 kids doing this produce exactly. Next to the lion right

Osman Faruqi 7:05
next to lions. And one of the one of the dads says they will woken up and the zookeepers are just yelling code one code. That's like, I don't know what that made me.

Dan Ilic 7:13
Yeah. I mean, obviously, obviously, you don't know what it means. But for any of us who grew up in Africa, we do know, there's that old saying code free fun with you and me. Code to safety first at the zoo. code one line. We grew up with that.

Osman Faruqi 7:28
Yeah, I didn't grow up in Africa. Well, and then as soon as I saw this story, I was like, Oh, this is very reminiscent of Jurassic Park. Right. But I love that one of the dads involved in this situation said literally, when I was huddled in his cabin after we were escorted out of our tents, all I could think about was this is just like being interested. Even me as an outsider was like making pop culture references. This dad terrified that his kids are gonna get eaten by lions just like, I'm basically saying, Neil, right.

Lewis Hobba 7:53
And does that mean in like 10 years, there'll be a new outbreak, but the lions will be like, genetically bred to be smarter. Yeah, I

Dan Ilic 8:03
always thought it was a shame that it was like male lines that escaped because if it was lionesses, at least the zookeeper could say, clever girl.

Osman Faruqi 8:11
The The other thing that the zookeeper said at this press conference that I found absolutely hilarious. He just he wanted to reiterate that. I just want everyone should be reassured that at no point did the lions leave Taronga Zoo. And it's like you had bro then there will be lions loose in the city. Like that would be saga.

Dan Ilic 8:29
Lions parading the up and up and down. Mosman streets, that would be like an improvement. There's so many concrete lines already in Mosman.

Osman Faruqi 8:35
That's a weird thing about Sydney and I guess the British kind of legacy that Brits loved building statues of lying everywhere. Yeah, I don't have any.

Dan Ilic 8:43
Yeah, the insignia of New South Wales has lions night. Yeah.

Lewis Hobba 8:45
What Yeah, what is the UK did have lions at one point, right? Like that wasn't out of nowhere. Really. Louis, the UK never had like lions, they must have brought some lions in right. They must have had some wire the roll. Like we have the way like the way we have Panthers. The lisco Lion, we have Panthers.

Dan Ilic 9:07
Of course, I really enjoyed the zookeeper saying everyone relax. Within 10 minutes, we put up the emergency beacons in like 10 minutes. I'm not an apex predator. But I think it would take less than 10 minutes to rip open a school child. That's what that's what I think

Osman Faruqi 9:24
I want to know at what point they called the police because they did call the police and that I also find hilarious. I get on one hand if something had gone wrong, terribly wrong here. And there was an investigation and they said why didn't you call the police? They could have saved this. Maybe the zoo could have gotten into trouble. But at the same time, what were the police going to do? situation?

Dan Ilic 9:42
Yeah, right. Well, it's depends on a spinning like if you call them and say lions are coming their problem would probably do much of you said there's African gangs around Muslim.

Osman Faruqi 9:51
People have escaped their cage.

Scott Mitchell 9:52
And as if the least one officer who was called to site was going to shoot online I'm drawing straws down at the station who gets to take this call?

Lewis Hobba 10:04
I also love the like, obviously you were talking about the Melbourne Cup, you know you love to hear so what about Bruce McAvennie or or, you know, Commentating the cup, but you want to hear anytime there's an animal outbreak. You want David Attenborough on the scene. Crossing right now to add burden Mosman I'm just going kind of the lions are escaping Toronto. They are going to a local campus.

Osman Faruqi 10:28
We got instead of David Attenborough was an hour of Karl Stefanovic vamping on the Today show. It's quite extraordinary encourage anyone to watch that an hour of college is talking about how incredible it

Dan Ilic 10:37
is. No, that sounds that sounds like daytime TV. Neil post put it on Twitter and the responses were quite rational. Slayer freak said did the Lions have COVID and Ryan Finnegan said government overreach, really enjoyed that. When the Herald Sun posted on Twitter, the top of the top six responses were a variation of the same theme, which was basically somehow this is Dan Andrews, this fault. And I thought that is a hometown paper well attuned to their audience.

Lewis Hobba 11:06
Now that it's happened at Taronga Zoo. I don't think that the snore and roll program will be selling out that quickly. They get a need. If they want to keep them selling those tickets. They're going to need a pretty heavy reach.

Dan Ilic 11:22
A goal that's what you need to do.

Lewis Hobba 11:25
If you pitch it just to like thrill seekers as napping attack, cash,

Unknown Speaker 11:31
emotional fear.

Unknown Speaker 11:33
The rule in snow camping experience more broad than snore

Unknown Speaker 11:37
for me was quite scary because a wine roaming around is like not my thing.

Dan Ilic 11:46
This week second fear walking mean Elon Musk paid $45 billion for a social media site the tech journalists have been saying for 10 years is dead. Yes. Upon taking the keys to the site primarily used for creating people's a poster for use. Elon Musk tweeted, well, you get what you pay for. And well, pretty amazing. Immediately after completing the acquisition, Musk fired four of the top executives who were all hoping to be let go because they had incredible contracts with huge exit packages upwards of $50 million. If they were let go without cause Musk fired them because quote for cause this means you can avoid paying $122 million in severance packages. It feels like trolling. Of course it is because these guys will just

Osman Faruqi 12:31
go to court. Yeah, when you spent $66 billion buying it you want to be honest make some 100 million dollars saving

Dan Ilic 12:36
in a move that has outraged everyone who has their ego attached to their Twitter verification like me. He now wants to charge verified people. A fee to be verified initially was gonna be $20 But Stephen King complained, and then mass suggested aid to Stephen King, which I thought was fantastic. Likewise, similar reaction on Twitter to this, Alexandria Acacio Cortes said lmao the billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that free speech is actually $8 a month subscription plan. Elon Musk replied to her saying Your feedback is appreciated. Now pay $8 Oh my god, this is funny. This is kind of funny. Like Elon Musk is like now the landlord who can see what everyone's doing inside their houses. Before we

Osman Faruqi 13:16
get too much into this. Can I ask each of you? Yeah. Are you guys paying the dollars a month for the blue team?

Dan Ilic 13:20
I'm a Twitter blue member. You are currently your current? I'm currently Yeah. When they started doing and I was like yeah, I'm gonna pay because I need to undo my tweets. I need to fix my tweets. Um, I was really keen on you know, the ad free subscription articles that they're gonna offer.

Scott Mitchell 13:34
But this is apparently potentially going to go live as soon as Monday and Dan Ilic. Will you be paying a deluxe but

Dan Ilic 13:40
depends how many Patreon members we get this week. So jump on.

Lewis Hobba 13:44
I've never been happy to barely use Twitter. It's such a sweet thing. Yes,

Dan Ilic 13:50
you're out. You're done with Twitter.

Lewis Hobba 13:52
I got out of Twitter about the same time I tapped out of watching Marvel movies. They both have best decision. You guys are fucking idiots. You're wasting your lives. And all over over here. The king of getting the fuck out at the right time. Scott

Dan Ilic 14:06
Mitchell, what do you think about

Scott Mitchell 14:07
this? Well, I I just it makes me wistful and and want to reminisce about the wonderful times about a month ago that Jack was the CEO and major owner of Twitter. And what I loved about Jack was just how absent minded he was and not really involved in anything. I mean, to the degree often he was offered a yoga retreat the middle of Thailand, well, Myanmar, he was so absent minded. He went to Myanmar for a yoga retreat, and didn't even realize there was a genocide going on in the country. That's the level of absence and not holding the wheel that I I want and I think, you know, I think the wider Well

Dan Ilic 14:45
we all know the reason why that was because that genocide was sponsored by Facebook.

Lewis Hobba 14:51
That reminds me of Do you remember, one of the great, untold and forgotten stories of the pandemic, was when Jared Leto was On a silence retreat for a month, and he came back and he had missed the first month of the hammock, and he, because no one had been able to talk about it.

Scott Mitchell 15:09
Wow, incredible, incredible. I mean, it's interesting that at the beginning of this, Dan, you mentioned landlords, because I think that's sort of how we have to think of our social media billionaires is, is as landlords and that means that like, they are all terrible, but what I want in a landlord is an absent minded landlord where like, like, Jackie, like, you know, Hey, man, you know, like, the sink doesn't work. There's lots of Nazis in the house, can you do something about this takes them like too long to do anything, takes them way too long, and they don't really do it. But eventually you bug them and I send a bloke round and they kind of fix the sink, kind of reduce that. Whereas the thing you want least is a very interested who's really, really invested and he's like, can we break the seat more? Can we funnel more money? That's not what you want.

Osman Faruqi 16:02
So he also in terms of him being absent minded, I think when the big controversy around whether Trump should be banned for when that sort of story was was written up, Jack at the point at this point was was on like Bora Bora. He was in some island in the middle of nowhere, and not really responding to his messages. Perfect.

Scott Mitchell 16:19
And you want your first absentee if we're gonna have a landlord absentee. I feel

Lewis Hobba 16:24
like he hardly tweeted as well, like he was totally on Twitter, which was kind

Dan Ilic 16:28
of which is the only way to deal with Twitter, not tweet, never tweet Jack took it took the great advice of Twitter to heart. Musk is already seconded people from Tesla and SpaceX to come and work on Twitter 54 software engineers from those two companies. It's kind of weird that the brightest minds in technology which have been working on how to make Mars habitable, and now trying to figure out an $8 Payable, so you can identify someone who's bullying you. Isn't that? Isn't that just like mind blowing? What

Osman Faruqi 16:55
is the Twitter code everyone's talking about? We need the software engineers from Tesla to look at it. It's a website where you post something and people read it. What else is going on?

Dan Ilic 17:05
I don't understand the self driving Twitter

Unknown Speaker 17:10
versus rational fear Twitter has become kind of the de facto count square. Really important that people have the perception that they are able to speak freely,

Simon Chilvers 17:21
they see is a rational view.

Dan Ilic 17:24
This week's third there B 52. Bombers for fans of thermonuclear war this week is super exciting. A squadron of six B 50 twos are coming to Darwin. Yes, Australia is clearing the decks to make space for the huge 60 year old aircraft, which every news outlet has been careful to say is nuclear capable, but isn't really every aircraft nuclear capable. You know, if you've got a small enough I'm I'm pretty sure my 2000 Corolla is nuclear capable. Like

Lewis Hobba 17:49
if you get five friends together, you're like, hey, the six of us

Dan Ilic 17:53
probably carry this. Yeah, I'm sure the cast of Ninja Warrior and nuclear capable. This podcast right now is probably fear mongers. Pretend your G for a second. Which Australian targets would you take out first?

Osman Faruqi 18:06
I guess we're the beefy wrongest. Loser. Like we're telling everyone where we're putting the most dangerous plane to Australia has right? Isn't that your number one target?

Lewis Hobba 18:15
I think the most dangerous planes Australia has a quite.

Dan Ilic 18:20
I asked this question to Twitter. And someone immediately came back and said I think the most strategic target would be Bunnings. And I thought that's a really good point.

Osman Faruqi 18:27
A great way to lose the hearts and minds.

Dan Ilic 18:30
It's kind of interesting. You think the Commonwealth was trying to think of a way to get rid of Darwin? They're like, Oh, yeah, you just put the bombers in Darwin? Yeah,

Osman Faruqi 18:38
I had to look up whether these be 50 twos are the same pitch twos that you mentioned that the 60 years old. Yeah. Like this is what was in Dr. Strangelove the very old planes. Yeah. i My suspicion is that the US needs a way to get rid of these Australian like kind of military establishment are dumb enough to be like be 50 twos. This is incredible. I've seen. Yeah, we'll take

Dan Ilic 19:00
the United States government is looking for Australia to help with their insurance. Do you reckon Australia has a choice in this too? Do you reckon we as a nation can actually push back and say yeah,

Scott Mitchell 19:12
yeah. And I think the thing that is sort of been underreported, I think is like that. This is actually the product of like 10 years of Australian making that choice. Like we want American capabilities here for all kinds of reasons. And it's a slow build up of allowing, you know, this infrastructure to be built to host bigger and bigger, you know, capabilities and this is the result of that. It's a

Dan Ilic 19:35
totally weird bipartisan wank fest as well. Like when this when this news dropped. Peter Dutton was first to jump on the news and say, so this is like an unbelievable service forever. Oh, we need we need the guns.

Osman Faruqi 19:47
I was the first one to one.

Scott Mitchell 19:50
Can you imagine what you would have to pay also in this news week for Peter Dutton to endorse government? Attack all week. I mean, he's came out so red hot for

Dan Ilic 20:01
this. He saw his percentage points go up three points. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba 20:04
I just I can't stop thinking about just the BPC tos and I know that's a really Oh surprise

Dan Ilic 20:09
surprise a Triple J DJ can't stop thinking about the B 52.

Osman Faruqi 20:13
Fun fact about the B 50. Twos Louis is that they're not in fact named after the bombers. They are named after the B 52 beehive hairstyle that was itself named after the bombers because of the way that the nose of the big plane looked like a beehive. The B 52 is when they first come out on stage would wear wigs reminiscent of the popular 60s haircut.

Dan Ilic 20:33
Wow, were those wigs nuclear capable? When we come back, we'll be talking about cop 27. And if Australia is doing enough, spoiler alert, no,

Simon Chilvers 20:44
this is a rational view.

Dan Ilic 20:47
rational fear. Lewis Imagine if the $3.3 trillion dollars invested in Super in Australia was put to doing good I reckon we've been a pretty good place, don't you?

Lewis Hobba 20:59
I already think it's doing great work, then I love the fact that we're investing in tobacco, international arms deals, local coal trade. I couldn't be prouder of the Australian superannuation industry.

Dan Ilic 21:11
Well thankfully, we actually are sponsored by a good investment fund Australian ethical. They don't touch any of that bad stuff. They say fuck off to fossil fuels, gambling, tobacco, all that bad stuff. And they only invest in low carbon businesses and renewable energy it health care, education, and middling podcasts would say.

Lewis Hobba 21:34
That's right. But you know what, they're getting it on the ground floor. We could be the next Uber.

Dan Ilic 21:39
They are a certified B Corp. and winner of money Magazine's Best of the Best for 2022. So big thank you, Australian ethical for supporting one of, if not the most ethical podcast in Australia.

Lewis Hobba 21:52
I did not put my name today.

Dan Ilic 21:55
And we're back. Well what a difference a year makes last year a cop 26 Scott Morrison had to be bullied by billboards in New York City to even consider making an appearance to utter the phrase, we'll meet and beat our targets and a cancer to an empty room. But to cut to this year, it's a whole different story. Next week, the at the UN climate talks Australia returns as a good faith actor after about a 15 year departure. Joining us now to talk through how Australia will be received at COP is friend of the show, co host of the greatest moral podcast of our generation and deputy chair of Climate Action Network Australia. Lindo, welcome back to rational view.

Linh Do 22:30
Hey, Tom, thanks for having me back.

Unknown Speaker 22:31
It's been a while where have you

Linh Do 22:32
been long, long time, you know, and got COVID and then basically got knocked out for all of you

Dan Ilic 22:38
said lion's share a very similar story to you. Yeah. So Australia is returning to the climate talks this year. How do you record Australia will be received at the cop 20 A cop 27.

Linh Do 22:49
So you know, one of the things about being stuck in Melbourne during COVID Was you sort of forgot what Australians are actually like overseas. And we have this idea that everyone loves us. And we're the best and like, you know, everyone wants to invite us to the party. But I did get to go to Europe this year, during their summer, our winter. Turns out people aren't really ready to have us back in Europe. Turns out people have not missed us. And I don't think people have missed us at the UN. Do you

Dan Ilic 23:11
mean like in general in the world? Yeah. In general,

Linh Do 23:14
in general, like I think, you know, we just have this image of ourselves that like, we're all really great. And now that we've changed our government, people are ready to welcome us back. And I think that's what the Israeli government is really going to this cop. We're thinking that well, we're better than the last guys were in this job. So everyone will want us back. Right, right. Only so far, I think we should somewhat expect like crickets in terms of the Welcome back.

Dan Ilic 23:36
The latest episode of outrageous optimism, and incredible podcast about climate change, and Christiana Figueres was kind of celebrating on one hand, but also wanting us to do more on the other. But it was it's interesting to think that the that the the climate community in the world kind of is remotely excited about us kind of coming back as good faith actors.

Linh Do 23:57
I think it's better to have us back that not back at all. But I think if if the world sort of has been using this sort of like carrot and stick approach to Australia, you know, trying to dangle Hey, if you come back and you do good, we'll like reward you for it. But that just didn't work for a decade. And I think as a result, people are really ready to say, hey, Australia, we get that your back and we get evened out some things as part of your election. But when is the proof gonna come in? Why do you still export fossil fuels? Why are you still exploring new gas projects? Like there's just not a lot that's adding up?

Dan Ilic 24:27
So what about what we're going to take to court this year? We'll like what, what are the things that haven't really been announced? We have a 43% target, which is pretty, you know,

Linh Do 24:36
that is what we take into cop right. But unfortunately, is

Dan Ilic 24:39
there anything else though? Is it like is it like a Steve Jobs? Oh, and one last thing kind of is there like a disc is Chris Bowen gonna have like something fun in an envelope he's gonna pull out.

Linh Do 24:49
Well, hopefully they're listening to this podcast right now. And they're going to take a huge commitment to rejoin the Green Climate Fund. So a couple of years back just for listeners who aren't aware of all of the intricacies of the US.

Dan Ilic 24:58
Oh, of course, this is We got we just opted out of the Green Climate Fund.

Linh Do 25:02
Totally, we just opted out. So this was basically, you know, as part of the Paris Climate Change Agreement in 2015. Here's a short history lesson for everyone. All the governments of the world committed to 100 US billion dollars. That's That's how much we want to be contributing into, you know, fighting climate change, helping developing countries sort of transition, technology transfer, all of those sorts of buzzwords. But one, we haven't quite gotten there yet. And two, you then have governments like Australia saying, Hey, we don't want to be part of this anymore. Sorry, bye. And we still haven't rejoined yet. So I think if we want to be seriously Welcome back, and for people to take us, you know, in a way that is like, genuine and like, with good faith, not only do we need to rejoice, we need to be contributing some bigger dollars.

Dan Ilic 25:42
Oh, excellent. Like, like, how much?

Linh Do 25:45
Maybe $400 billion. I feel like the budget just came out. I'm sure we've got some wiggle room. But it needs to be something that's really proportionate to the fact that Israeli is one of the biggest fossil fuel exporters in the world, our sort of per capita emissions is like, enormous and it's not even sometimes mathematically feasible to think what we're emitting is just like everyday Australians compared to someone from Fiji. So we need to be doing what's equitable.

Dan Ilic 26:09
Speaking of Pacific Islands, Australia, is making noise that we want to host our own cup in 2024, which is, you know, I think it's exciting. But then we want to do it with the Pacific island nations, what do you reckon? Are they going to welcome us back a day? Are they going to want to run this cup with us,

Linh Do 26:26
or they're going to want to run this cup with us or run out with the government of China, right? Like, I think at the moment, our Pacific Islander neighbors and family

Dan Ilic 26:34
are gonna say that Jay is going to start his own camp and the Pacific Islands are gonna go and it's gonna be

Linh Do 26:38
a bidding war. I think like, everyone recognizes that there's a whole bunch of countries that you want to get onside with whatever your sort of climate messaging and framing is, and whether it's going to be us first China or like the US, we just need to be doing a lot more than sort of this show and tell thing where we're not really demonstrating anything new.

Scott Mitchell 26:56
And so far, as you say, like Penny Wong, did a big tour of the Pacific and put like, tried to sort of say, I think reset the relationship after the coalition and go, we put climate front and center because we know that you all care about climate. But there's been so far, at least, very little, in practical terms to prove to those leaders in the Pacific that this government really is going to be a part of that bidding war, as you say,

Linh Do 27:23
exactly. And I think it's really great when you know, the climate school strikers and people from like the activism movement say that they care because they also aren't responsible for billions of dollars in like sort of taxpayers money that could be redirected into some of these efforts, I think until Pacific countries actually start to see like hard results, not tied into like all of our geopolitical interests. Why would they turn up to the table as well?

Dan Ilic 27:45
What about like sending bone as opposed to elbow is that a good or bad decision?

Linh Do 27:50
It's interesting, because I think the world would actually welcome elbow in a way that you know, Scott Morrison was it was just much more about like pressure than anything else. But in some ways, hopefully, that means the Chris Bolden is going to be ready to talk about the nitty gritty and like, get into the details rather than just have like big grand, sort of fanfare

Osman Faruqi 28:05
is it? Is it a bit weird though, because like, Rishi Sunak is going there was pressure when he said he wasn't the Prime Minister of the UK, Joe Biden is going and if this really is Australia, saying, Hey, we're back, baby. But we're sending this weird guy that you've never heard of. If you're not following surely politics,

Linh Do 28:22
are we are we back? Well, that's the thing maybe always gotten the message that we're not back. And that's why he doesn't want to rock up to the party because he knows he's going to be shunned. So we sent Chris Baldwin and as a decoy.

Lewis Hobba 28:32
I think if you want elbow to go you just got to make sure Paul Kelly isn't playing in. You double

Osman Faruqi 28:39
down the animal theater for a couple of weeks.

Dan Ilic 28:43
When they were they ran our renegotiating the contract for manners for the security menace. I realized that elbow followed me on Twitter and I sent him a DM say, hey, elbow, I'll give you my tickets to the Whitlam to the Enmore if you don't, if you don't sign a new security contract. Sorry for filling out roads. You don't cybersecurity,

Scott Mitchell 28:58
crazy low down and learn on this thing of elbow not attending. Like I feel like every other developed country in the world, when even like King Charles is not the Prime Minister, but he's not going cause like huge, multi day coverage and public outcry and like,

Linh Do 29:16
not letting him go anymore.

Scott Mitchell 29:19
No, totally. But like, just he's not going cause like multi day outcry. And like, elbow just goes, I'm not going and because he's a progressive Prime Minister, it sort of seems like you just like escapes scrutiny. And yeah, this isn't like How is this not a five day story?

Osman Faruqi 29:35
Only someone was in charge of a daily news book. For five days in a row make it a five day story.

Dan Ilic 29:41
Oh, I love this dynamic because because I'll start at 7am and turn it into an award winning daily national podcast and Scott's running it into the ground.

Scott Mitchell 29:53
It's not what I'm saying. It's interrogate how I took her husband's job and we now live together. deeper into that.

Dan Ilic 30:01
Now this is true because Scott Morrison didn't go last year. And I got so annoyed. I put billboards in New York City, but I'm not doing I'm not doing the same for elbow because I think Chris Bowen is is so across his portfolio and he's such a energy nerd. And he's so across every facet of anything to do with climate change is eons ahead of anyone like Angus Taylor, it makes sense for Chris to go because he's the biggest fucking climate nerd in power right now.

Linh Do 30:29
And I think what's exciting about that, right is as much as I as I just slammed the Australian government for not doing enough, this cop, in many ways is like, what's considered a technical cop. So the idea isn't that there's going to be a lot of big fanfare anyway, there's not going to be huge announcements for most of these other countries, because they made a ton of those in Scotland last year, and they haven't sort of followed through these cops all about what are the details? So can Chris Bowen come with the details that, you know, sometimes when you have a head of state or government, it gets lost, because

Dan Ilic 30:54
it's like, every five years, right, every five years, they have a big cup, and then they have like, you know, a few small ones. And they have another big one. Exactly, which

Linh Do 31:01
is sort of what's exciting is If Australia does end up being successful, in our bid to host a cup, we'll be hosting a quote unquote, big one local, we'll be hosting one of the ones that already, but we're gonna be hosting a cop that is going to bring a whole level of scrutiny to the Australian Government that I don't think we're prepared for with this sort of offer of, hey, we're interested

Dan Ilic 31:22
in global scrutiny,

Linh Do 31:23
and it's scrutiny over everything. You know, right now, the story in Egypt isn't just oh, this climate thing is going to happen. Also, there's a big security crisis right now, like people shouldn't leave because there are human rights abuses in different parts of Egypt. Like, I don't know if the Australian government is ready to have our offshore processing. So we're happy for exactly climate

Osman Faruqi 31:41
meeting, but we don't want the torture inspectors.

Linh Do 31:45
That's right. Yeah, exactly that so you can't have it both ways. And it's not just about climate, right. I think we'd now really recognize with the floods that happened in Pakistan this year, and obviously on like the eastern seaboard of Australia, all of these issues are intersectional. It's not just like us in like Sydney, Melbourne, etc. That is suffering, various other parts

Dan Ilic 32:03
of the world. I look forward to cop in 2024, hosted by Australia and all the Pacific island nations except for Nauru. I'm looking forward to big thank you to all of our guests for irrational fear this week. lindo. Thank you, Scott Mitchell. Thank you, Jasmine for Ricky. Thank you. Luis Hubbert. Thank you. Let's get our plugs underway. What would you like to plug Lin?

Linh Do 32:25
Oh, wow, I forgot about this moment. Maybe if elbows following you on Twitter as well just maybe send him a little DM before your blue texts expire. Asking him to commit some dollars for the Green Climate Fund.

Dan Ilic 32:37
I can do that. Scott Mitchell at

Scott Mitchell 32:39
7am Subscribe best daily podcast in Australia. And my secret to 7am is that I don't talk on it. Today. As an EP of this show, you've taken a very different time. And I'm interested to see how that's worked out. Wow,

Dan Ilic 32:56
what shade Scott Mitchell. Oh my god.

Osman Faruqi 33:00
Oh, he really stepped on mine because I was gonna I was gonna back 7am

Dan Ilic 33:06
to two plugs to plug. Oh, as you got a great podcast the drop?

Osman Faruqi 33:09
I do. But it's not you know, it's not actually that great to plug your own podcast. Scott, if you want to take some notes. Since you brought it up. I do have a weekly contra podcast. It's the best in the biz. Drop, follow it. Subscribe.

Dan Ilic 33:20
Listen to a great interview with Howie from formula of coolers and the other day. Excellent Louis about what do you want to play?

Lewis Hobba 33:27
I'll just I'm gonna replug the TV show. We'll go and watch it on iView it's called Australia's best competition competition. And it's very good. It's very good. It's very

Osman Faruqi 33:35
good. I think it's so good. I put it in the newspaper. It's a great Oh, Roo

Lewis Hobba 33:40
palace. Power. Thanks.

Scott Mitchell 33:42
Great addition to the Friday night slate as well.

Lewis Hobba 33:46
Scott Mitchell has asked me at 7am

Dan Ilic 33:48
Wonder ratings a tank surely there's like there's like some kind of third one Turkish wrestling. You can kind of do a cross over that's not bad. It's not bad. Yeah. Big thanks to Rhode Mike's stupid old studios Australian ethical our Patreon supporters and Jacob round on the Tepanyaki timeline. He Thank you also to the Do GO On Podcast who lent their voices to the sketch at the top of the show. Another great Australian podcast they're speaking of podcasts. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Goodnight

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Yes, yes, thank you to all those who are can imagine what it would be like to have like face on a podcast that's going behind the paywall, but there is going to be some serious cutting edge comedy from 2013. If you want you're gonna have to pay. Yeah, so remember that we had some good Kevin Rudd jokes. Chris Taylor had some good Superleague jokes. So

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Dan Ilic 3:10
Wasn't a rational fear on your host former cast member of friends Dan Ilic. And this is the podcast that takes the news and adds a bit of ice magic. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. He's been avoiding the news for to make his comedy of late preferring to kind of foist stories from his own head upon the unsuspecting public. It's comedy writer Chris Taylor. Welcome, Chris. It's

Chris Taylor 3:28
great to be back on the podcast. Thank

Dan Ilic 3:29
you. It has the world of fiction treating you.

Chris Taylor 3:33
It's almost as fictional as real world politics. It's very paradoxical. You retreat from you know, having done all like topical satirical news based comedy for years. You think, you know, that's got a shelf life, I'm going to retreat to the world of fiction. And it's really more real in the fictional world than it is in the news world.

Dan Ilic 3:52
Yeah. And we thought Australia has lost her forever to the hustle and bustle of New York City. But she's now returned to our boring shores. It's podcaster. Wendy Zukerman. Welcome, Wendy. Thanks for having me. Oh, why are you coming back to Australia?

Wendy Zukerman 4:05
Ah, well, the ratio of kangaroos to guns was just let me check more kangaroos.

Dan Ilic 4:17
And he may have his own TV show on the ABC but he's not above allowing us to sit in his kitchen to record our little podcast. It's TV. It's Louis Oba.

Lewis Hobba 4:26
That's right. Yes. This is the last podcast I'll be doing. I've come to say goodbye to the silver screen. After the glimmering lights of one episode of television.

Dan Ilic 4:37
When this goes to air that's tonight.

Lewis Hobba 4:40
Yeah, tonight 8:30pm on ABC plus.

Chris Taylor 4:45
All right, Ken, that's genius. Because you know that there's so much scrutiny of TV especially ABC at the moment like I think you know, the Frank Kelly show, frankly was gone. Oh, I'd only give that three episodes. Your Genius is to only promise one and get out there'll be no Twitter demands for less of this you're delivering the least possible Yeah

Lewis Hobba 5:04
Chris

Dan Ilic 5:06
you've had many TV shows of your own like Do you have any advice for Louis with his one episode

Chris Taylor 5:12
don't read the tweets

Lewis Hobba 5:14
and it's not it's not like it was when because Dan and I were on television you are on well obviously you were on for a long time before we were and then when we weren't hungry base Twitter was that was toxic peak I think. I don't actually think it's that bad for television anymore.

Chris Taylor 5:28
No, because there's no viewers anymore. I actually have done shows recently named the reason I knew they weren't going well wasn't because there was an avalanche of sort of negative tweets. It was just no one was complaining. Like so bad that people it was almost like kicking a dog when it's already dead. Even even the world of Twitter thought nobody just crawled to tweet about this

Wendy Zukerman 5:51
so depressed right?

Lewis Hobba 5:55
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first fib now before we jump into the first fear, I just want to play a little game of word association. I'll say something and you folks jump in with the first thing that comes to mind when I say the words when I say the word cruise liner,

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Dan Ilic 8:31
yes cruise line is vehicles built to the exact specifications to help boomers get COVID and also wealth redistribution if that's what you want to call it. There's a cruise line of going up down the West Coast of Australia surprise surprise crew and passengers have a princess

Chris Taylor 8:45
pathogen I think

Lewis Hobba 8:48
I did have I did have the COVID princess but you know that's so obvious. You just get it next to the mashed potatoes in the buffet. Like there's just a COVID skirt.

Dan Ilic 9:02
It's docked in groom and it's gonna it's gonna be docking up and down the west coast of Western Australia. Sure. Well, that's

Chris Taylor 9:07
good because they they sort of missed out on they were the one state thanks to Matt McGowan's you know quite officious border closures that never really got to enjoy the you know the party that was COVID so thank God the piano cruise company is bringing it

Lewis Hobba 9:22
down that we're going to do stop the boats fine I really keep Perth in the 10 years behind to get

Chris Taylor 9:30
the Payton the couple of opinion from Tacoma. Like what's going on? Lyft did he keep his little trophy

Lewis Hobba 9:35
would be could be stopped the ships like just enough of a copyright difference? Yeah.

Dan Ilic 9:41
Wendy, I got a question for you regarding it's like, have we learned about COVID and cruise lines like what's going on?

Wendy Zukerman 9:49
I mean, if you could create a perfect sport, like if you were COVID You just be like fuck yes. I've got it.

Chris Taylor 9:57
My markets behind cruise ships. Peace of peace.

Wendy Zukerman 10:01
Right? And there's so many people that was 2000 people.

Dan Ilic 10:03
This would be like a 32nd episode of Science first it would have been like,

Wendy Zukerman 10:06
Should you go on a cruise ship? But my favorite I did, I did write a list of all the my favorite names of all the cruise ships that had had gotten COVID Over the last few years. Because it was a joy. I have to say early COVID reporting as ever like it was it was so scary at the beginning. And then just hearing like, the Diamond Princess has, you know, and it was just like, it was like this like I couldn't help but it warms your heart. But again, it's so damn predictable. Remember Grand Princess Ruby Princess world dream, carnival valor silver Vala. Norwegian Breakaway pride of America just this week as well. In New Zealand. They just had an outbreak on one of their cruise ships, which was called Ovation of the sea. Favorite my favorite of all the cruise ship lives this isn't even this the other half of the

Dan Ilic 10:53
ocean is so deliciously close to Omicron

Lewis Hobba 10:57
standing ovation it's more of a wind down or respiratory.

Wendy Zukerman 11:03
But then, when it hit Greg motiva

Chris Taylor 11:06
Oh, Greg water was the name of the

Wendy Zukerman 11:09
recruits you which is you know, like it was, it was a fella

Chris Taylor 11:13
went off to work that day. Normally, the ICO was that you could play a game between guests guests. Is it a drag queen or a cruise ship? Crystal harmony, all that kind of thing. But Greg Morton from Pymble.

Dan Ilic 11:28
I love this story. In the on the ABC website, it said Princess Cruises said that the COVID 19 outbreak was being managed effectively how what's how much confidence does it give you? When a cruise company says honor, the outbreak has been managed effectively? Wow.

Lewis Hobba 11:44
I mean, it is one of those things where at this point is it is kind of self selecting you know, at the start, we were like, hey, look, we should all stay home and protect each other from COVID. At this point, if you're going on a cruise, I'm not gonna say maybe you should die. But it is kind of like you are putting yourself but you're putting your life in God's hands.

Dan Ilic 12:01
Or if you are a millennial trying to break into the housing market send your parents on a cruise.

Chris Taylor 12:06
Like when like, you know what, most of us are vaccinated. Now, if you're like on triple, quadruple vaccine, could I go on a cruise with any confidence or even if you quad Vax, you've still step onboard anything called Princess, you're still gonna get

Wendy Zukerman 12:22
I think Greg Mortimer but, you know, with the new variants, you remember the percentages we had, but I don't I don't think so. I shouldn't say even though cruises are way funnier than when you know someone walks off a Boeing 747 on the qf whatever. Actually, your chance of getting COVID is higher on a cruise ship because there's just more people on a cruise. The chances

Chris Taylor 12:45
of getting anything on a cruise ship is

let's be more reassured, you know, they've always got like entertainment on cruise. It's normally ugly, Dave Gray, but if Norman Swan was the entertainment, and you just sort of got the lectures about how bad then I might be tempted to go on and feel a bit safer if he was the comic each night.

Dan Ilic 13:11
Yeah, brim council said that the 1900 passengers is going to spend about $190,000 in brooms so they're quite cool with it at the hospital. Well, I assume that that's about $100 per person that's like buying a coffee in Western Australia. But is it kind of worth it? Do you think the idea is worth it to the economy to have all these infected people come to your little town? And I think

Wendy Zukerman 13:33
right I think we've just decided we're just gonna let it run is just so much more fun to make.

Chris Taylor 13:40
Someone think of the camels. I think the population of room is mostly camels these days. Now that was another interesting I keep looking at Wendy for checking that animals just didn't get it.

Wendy Zukerman 13:56
Know what the Minks remember there was this there was a mink outbreak.

Lewis Hobba 13:59
Yeah, zoos, gorillas and lions were getting.

Wendy Zukerman 14:04
What country was it that like? Did like killed a bunch of minks in fear that are made against Russia? No, it was like, um, I want to say someone's Scandinavian and then they were like, oh, sorry.

Lewis Hobba 14:18
Lovely coats going around.

Chris Taylor 14:21
Reduced it's got COVID but it's reduced.

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Dan Ilic 14:41
This week second fear mashed potatoes. You know, some may lament that humans have systematically removed 70% of all animal life on Earth since the 70s, whereas others may complain that climate activists have plastic yet another artwork with common kitchen stuffs. Climate protesters Germany have thrown running mashed potato over a Manet worth 100 and and $10 million in what seems to be the latest in the string of copycat protests. Chris, is this an effective form of protest? You think? Well, we're

Chris Taylor 15:09
not we're talking about it. But I don't know about I don't know about you, I tend to sort of take in the fact that throwing food and they're throwing it at art, and I forget what they're actually protest. I mean, there's a lot of it, though, did sort of, you know,

Wendy Zukerman 15:22
make you go why? And then you looked it up. And then you were like, climate change.

Chris Taylor 15:27
This is a classic one, almost like all protests of late, I think at the extreme end, where you're sympathetic with the cause and you're little bit puzzled by the execution. So yeah, just to recap, there was one in Melbourne, I think was a Picasso then they did the sunflowers with soup. And as you said, down they didn't Manet with mashed potatoes. They also someone threw spaghetti to Jackson Pollock and no one can cook it is sort of it's bizarre logic. Or you might say it's impeccable logic because if you want to express anger at oil companies, then is the obvious target 19th century artists painting such evil toxic problematic things as water lilies and flower you know, they're also we need to protect the planet. So let's

Lewis Hobba 16:17
just type was typing in oil companies into Google, and it just auto finished oil paintings. All day.

Dan Ilic 16:26
It was a great protest last week, where two people took in cream pies and smash the faces of a wax statue of King Charles and Queen Consort Camilla at Madame Tussauds, and I thought that was pretty good. Yeah, that's comedy.

Chris Taylor 16:40
But yeah, if you want to, like if you want to protest oil, you don't throw food at the car. So you throw food at Picasso's car. Surely isn't that the thing? Like it seems to be just I

Wendy Zukerman 16:51
I love it. I'm so into this. I mean, I think we're talking about it. I think the guys who did it, they were like, look, we tried to have direct action. And they did try and block some actual, like, oil distribution in the UK, and no one reported on it. And then they're like, let's just throw some shit at art and all of a sudden look we're talking about Yeah.

Chris Taylor 17:12
Look, we've all been to these galleries. There's you know, those people who just sit there and there's more of them than you need. There's like Nico, what's the job? Nothing ever exciting. What happened? How on earth have people judging in with bagfuls of Woolies groceries pass those guys on the chair? Does something not go off in their head like a light bulb? Because oh the person carrying soup might not be here for the other part of these protests always once the food's been distributed is the glowing they all glue their hands to the work now not to the to the well, you know, if you lose yourself to a Kindle it would probably increase its value but but then the glowing beside it. And that's okay. I don't mind it's sort of interesting but I did see this week that Spencer tunic is coming back to Sydney our he's the guy that photographs a lot of nude people in front of the Opera House. I think this time it's Bondi Beach now, I'm not going to sign up to a Spencer tunic art exhibit if I think there's any possibility whatsoever some oil protesters are gonna glue themselves to my scrotum.

Lewis Hobba 18:21
actually incentivize me to go

Dan Ilic 18:30
that's fantastic. You might actually be in the in the disclaim you've got a sign. You may.

Lewis Hobba 18:38
Best part about it. I think the reason it's good is like when they were like chaining themselves to roads. They were like, Oh, you just slow down my trip to work. And Pete like people are like, Well, I'm just I'm not an oil executive. I'm just a guy who's driving to work. And even though I think that that is more logical, it was kind of more annoying to people who weren't really at fault. Yes. Whereas with this you like whereas fucking

Chris Taylor 19:01
Manet? Yeah.

Dan Ilic 19:06
I don't think this harms anyone because often the paintings aren't harmed. The paintings aren't harmed, it gets a lot of attention. And it makes things exciting. If you're just a person at the gallery and you're filming this as it happens. That's a lot of clicks via social media. That's fantastic,

Chris Taylor 19:21
too. It's like you've been to these galleries in Europe, or anywhere where there's these masterpieces. The sightlines are bad enough just read to you can't see the Mona Lisa or the Waterlase because there's always Americans with their selfie sticks. If you then on top of every tourist got oil protesters gluing themselves to the word your sight lines are shit.

Wendy Zukerman 19:44
I love this quote from one of them though, just like there really because I did. I did have so many thoughts crisp but then they were like,

Unknown Speaker 19:50
researched the topic.

Wendy Zukerman 19:54
For more than 30 seconds. They said one of the protesters said are you more concerned about the protection of a painting or the protection of our planet, and I love that I was like, yeah, these water lilies

Lewis Hobba 20:07
are gonna be like, Well do you care more about

Dan Ilic 20:14
like Van Gogh. Van Gogh's did Matisse is dead Picasso is dead. If they damaged a band quilty, I'd be pretty upset.

Chris Taylor 20:22
I'd like to see the artists get revenge. Like not not that not the dead ones obviously. But let's say let's say like I'd like to select slug to car to start throwing paint at food. People walking into rock pool with two tins of juleps and painted at the wagyu in Paris Match.

Lewis Hobba 20:45
This is the OPEC at least you know like beef production actually does cause a lot of effect. So if you're throwing

Chris Taylor 20:55
me over there a logic irrational fear you've been lied to the real danger is not global warming. It's global warming panic the scare mongering, it seems to me that global warming fear mongering seems the literally driving people while dragging them to bully the rest of us.

Dan Ilic 21:14
This way, it's the fear in what was regarded as a very staid and boring budget. There's something very exciting for people who work in media, particularly around this table. The budget is brought back money to the ABC $150 million is coming back this year. Most of all will be spent on Louis's moustache grooming,

Lewis Hobba 21:30
or the 15 levels of my house. That's right. Yeah, about this one,

Dan Ilic 21:33
given nearly 600 million was cut from the ABC over the last eight years. It's a welcome reprieve. $500,000 of that budget will be used to get Gen X radio station Double J on the FM frequency. Chris, you are rapidly aging into the demographic of people who watch the ABC. Is this a good use of fun?

Chris Taylor 21:55
Look, it's an interesting use of funds. It's first of all, I love the budget. It's Accountancy is not have nots. It should be awake. It should be like strict across the shedule. I'd watch it sooner than the trade is

Lewis Hobba 22:08
fine. Yeah, totally.

Chris Taylor 22:12
Any money to the public broadcaster is very welcome the specific $500,000 for Double J puzzles me because of all the things at the ABC. And I think we've all worked their positions over the of all the areas you could help the IBC like more money for a new panel show that's not hosted by Glanusk cash incentives to make Australians watch q&a again. Maybe some basic charisma training for Michael Roland. These are areas I would have prioritized but where did they go? money to help expand Double J into regional Australia and if there's one thing we all know regional Australia has been crying out for its better access to John Butler and the wetland. Farmers are hurting the people are demanding more Wilco feeds around them.

Dan Ilic 22:58
I mean, $500,000 isn't a lot for broadcast transmission. I worked at a radio station as a board member and it's out for community radio stations. It's about $100,000 a year. But

Chris Taylor 23:09
this is what cracks me up the money's specifically it's the money is going on a feasibility study to see if Double J can transfer to the FM band. Just to be clear, they're not going to the FM band itself the way to the 2028 budget for that. They're just spending money to see if it's feasible to go to FM so they're currently digital

Dan Ilic 23:29
that money is just going to another government department KPMG

Chris Taylor 23:33
Double J is currently digital they want to upgrade to analog now that's like someone on Tik Tok wanting to upgrade to MySpace like someone driving a Tesla guy no upgrade to a penny van turns out apparently digital radio wasn't the future that everyone forecasts like aside from I think is a chemist warehouse install radio out right today FM. But other than that, like digital radio has been a bit of fast so they are looking at the new technology of FFM. Yeah, we shouldn't be surprised by this. Because this is elbow and elbow throwing money at Double J and alternative old person music is basically our bones whole theme. That's his pet.

Dan Ilic 24:18
He's looking for a lunchtime show.

Chris Taylor 24:22
He's audition, giving grants to double Jays like scomo giving special grants to hillside interest is very much a play and the only thing like because I still trying to get a grip on his prime ministership, he seems like he's mostly out of the country all the time. The only time he's in the country. He's basically at midnight oil geeks are in the mosh pit at the end while watching Alex Lloyd so you said the double Jays on his on his radar. And I guess we should just be thankful that it is Double J and those sorts of bands he's giving money to because of a was the previous guy. It'd just be giving money to April sun in Cuba. But

Dan Ilic 25:05
I don't know if you caught any of the budget coverage, but this is how the today's show started and ended their conversation with the treasurer Jim Shammas. So I've got the ins and the outs. Yeah, they put me on after Matthew McConaughey.

Unknown Speaker 25:21
To see what I've got for you at the end of this interview, then you'll feel it. Hey, And just lastly, to prove that you are a far more interesting interview than Matthew McConaughey. He can do this let me just show you and now that I'm seeing it who columns

Dan Ilic 25:46
Yeah, so this he came on straight after Matthew McConaughey. And then at the end of the conversation, they played a Matthew McConaughey clip of him stripping Jimson Shammas just didn't know anything of what was going on

Chris Taylor 26:00
televisions dumbing down

Wendy Zukerman 26:04
I mean, never thought that there was any government but like this budget I mean, I usually don't get my ovulation doesn't spark up for any old budget. This one hasn't really this one has some really exciting things in it and then just having to contend with this for Double J Magic Mike, you know, it's exciting thing.

Dan Ilic 26:30
What are you excited about windy.

Wendy Zukerman 26:32
I think like a lot of the climate change the moving towards like electric vehicles. You can complain, obviously, what bore but it showed like direction, you know, for the first time and so long, it's like, you can see a future where we're gonna have more electric vehicles, which we did, which was really exciting. And there's some really clever stuff about like, carbon capture where they didn't just say this is bullshit, because it's super political. But instead they were like, look, this may have a place but we're just not going to put it on the fucking pedestal that Liberal Party did. But like we're not going to just like throw it down the dumpster.

Dan Ilic 27:02
I really liked that because they were like, no, sorry, Chevron, we're gonna put any more money in your plant. But here's some things we do think about which is cement and other really hard to abate them right, like cruises. And yeah, the NRMA is going to be building like a supercharger network thanks to thanks to this budget, which is amazing.

Chris Taylor 27:20
That's all quite interesting. But did you see the Matthew McConaughey?

Dan Ilic 27:30
Before we get to this week's interview next month is is the Victorian State election. Now the Liberal Party is strongest in Victoria amongst boomers and older voters while millennial vote for the Liberal Party has dropped to about 10 to 25% which is kind of surprising because Victorian lives have been doing some really great work on tick tock like this bit of gold here from reward. Liberal candidate Cynthia Watson.

Unknown Speaker 27:53
I'm so nervous Victoria. It's about time we got rid of this corrupt state Labour Government. Remember this November

Dan Ilic 28:04
I'll play for you again.

Unknown Speaker 28:07
It's about time we got rid of this corrupt state labor government. Remember this November?

Lewis Hobba 28:12
Oh, I see. It's about damn time. She says

Dan Ilic 28:17
yes, Elisa reference, really into it. It's very exciting.

Wendy Zukerman 28:21
Do you think they practice the clap?

Lewis Hobba 28:24
Do you think they know about her song everyone's gay? The liberal party as well.

Dan Ilic 28:31
When we come back which superyacht should OPEC executives buy during this once in a generation energy crisis? Lewis I'm just pausing the podcast briefly to let you know some good news. I know you're having a baby. I know that there's a lot of pressures at the ABC. But thankfully, you no longer have to dip into your pocket to pay for this podcast.

Lewis Hobba 28:49
What Why? Why

Dan Ilic 28:50
not? Because we got a sponsor, Australian ethical has come on board. And they're going to help us pay for this podcast because it's quite expensive. We've got to pay for you know Chris Taylor's wine habit.

Lewis Hobba 29:01
Are they aware that by sponsoring this podcast, they've thrown any possible claim to good ethics that they might have had away?

Dan Ilic 29:10
Now they've listened to our podcast I like the cut of our job and I've looked at them carefully and I to like the cut of their jib. They started in 1986 They've been really busy investing people's money in good things. They stay away from stuff like weapons, human trafficking, fossil fuels, tobacco gambling, you know all the other stuff that we like to make fun of. They stay away from what's left.

Lewis Hobba 29:33
What else is there the hacks money,

Dan Ilic 29:36
podcasts, money media.

Lewis Hobba 29:40
No one's ever lost money investing in a media organization.

Dan Ilic 29:45
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Dan Adams 30:27
Thanks for having me.

Dan Ilic 30:28
It's great to have you now. Why the hell are prices increasing so much? And is it really due to the war in Iraq? Or is it due to Iran? Sorry, Ukraine, that was a long time ago?

Chris Taylor 30:38
Or is it? Or is that mission accomplished?

Dan Ilic 30:42
Or is it a lot more complicated than we think? And all we have time for on this podcast? Like, what why why energy crisis is gonna go crazy over the next two years.

Dan Adams 30:48
Yeah, I mean, basically, the problem was, we are still super dependent on fossil fuels. And we need to get off them as fast as possible, because lots of our power still comes from coal and gas, the sanctions against Russia and mean that coal and gas prices have gone up dramatically. And that's flowing through to our power bills.

Dan Ilic 31:05
But it doesn't make sense because like, you know, Australia is like the third largest exporter of fossil fuels, we export coal, we export gas, like surely surely our energy price, surely we should be have the cheapest energy in the world, right?

Dan Adams 31:16
You would think so. But basically, what we're doing is previous governments and policies, which basically meant that we are exporting lots of our coal and gas overseas, and there isn't enough for our own domestic supply, even though we're a massive exporter of these fossil fuels, which is pretty crazy. When you think about it. I mean, one, we shouldn't be on fossil fuels at all. And to the fact that we've actually exporting more, so much that we don't have enough for ourselves is pretty wild, or is

Dan Ilic 31:45
this something else we can burn? I mean, we've got a lot of empty pie faces around can we

Lewis Hobba 31:49
for another great joke from the Iraq War? And I think that's

Chris Taylor 31:56
retired PiFace references.

Lewis Hobba 31:59
Have you had a stroke and broken up in 2012?

Chris Taylor 32:03
We'll start talking about Sizzla.

Dan Ilic 32:06
Dan, what else can we burn? What

Dan Adams 32:07
else are we gonna burn? I think we need to stop burning stuff is basically the basically the solution. I mean, you can you can you can burn,

Lewis Hobba 32:17
I'm not sure if you'd be paying attention, I don't think the country is gonna go for it.

Dan Adams 32:21
There's a massive nuclear reactor in the in the sky, but called the sun that we should probably start using.

Dan Ilic 32:27
Now you guys at Amber, you give customers access to the wholesale price, which is kind of your whole business model. Given that the wholesale price is gonna go gangbusters over the next two years, your customers scared.

Dan Adams 32:42
So lots of our customers have batteries. And so basically what that means is they were automating their batteries to export into the grid when those prices are spiking. And so they're earning the big, the same prices as those big coal and gas generators are earning for their for their exports, which is pretty cool beans, that households are using solar panel from their roof to compete directly with large coal and gas generators. And while big oil and gas generators are charging, you know, 100 times normal prices for their power during a few hours. Some of the time our customers are earning those 100 times normal prices, which is pretty

Dan Ilic 33:19
cool. That's so that's so cool. Imagine that like imagine like

Lewis Hobba 33:24
it become like a Saudi oil barrel, just the cost of one Tesla battery?

Wendy Zukerman 33:29
Unfortunately, solar in a basement. Floor actually,

Dan Adams 33:35
yeah, completely. I mean, it basically means that as an individual household, you can go in and compete with the big coal gas generators and beat them at their own at their own game. And rather than making off of the big profits, you can do so yourself for getting basically getting paid to support the renewable transition.

Dan Ilic 33:53
Wendy mentioned that the climate industry or the renewable industry did pretty well in the budget. Were you happy with the budget that got brought down yesterday?

Dan Adams 34:01
Yeah, I mean, I think there's some positive steps forward there around support for electric vehicles. And, you know, the rewiring Australia, the $20 billion being invested there over the next earnings over the next 10 years. So there's a big steps forward there. And we're starting to move in the right direction. And, you know, the only way to get out of this energy crisis and this climate crisis that we're facing, is to invest in renewables as fast as we can. So it's exciting to see the world starting and Australia starting to move in the right direction. But obviously, I'd love to

Dan Ilic 34:31
see more. Dan, I'd saw that in the Australian Financial Review this week that you got $13 million from an RMA raising some money there, that's pretty good. Are you going to be burning that to to keep to keep cool? How many doubles? You can do a feasibility

Lewis Hobba 34:49
study of Double J I think that's 4000.

Dan Adams 34:54
It wasn't actually all for being our Ma It was other investors as well, but it is it's exciting because You know, at the moment, we're automating household batteries, but where we are going to start to help people automate electric vehicles as well. So they can charge them the other day when there's lots of cheap solar in the grid. And then in the future, we'll be out actually take power out of your electric vehicle, feed it into the grid, and displace fossil fuels with renewable power sitting in your Eevee. And so we're pretty excited about that. And obviously, a lot of NRMA as members are going to have EVs in the future. So we're excited to work with them to make that happen.

Dan Ilic 35:27
So you can like charge your car when electricity is cheap, and then like, plugged your car into the grid when electricity is expensive and pay off your car.

Lewis Hobba 35:34
It's like if you could convince people who love Bitcoin to get in on this, so buy low, sell high. No. Well,

Dan Ilic 35:42
I think I think those people are into this. You've got to convince Matt Canavan to get into it.

Dan Adams 35:48
Sometimes there's so much renewables in the grid, that the Power Price is actually negative. So we'll pay you to charge your electric vehicle from surplus, renewable power. And then the evening we'll pay you again to displace fossil fuels out of the grid. Oh my god,

Lewis Hobba 36:03
this feels like a scam.

Dan Ilic 36:10
Well, Dan, thank you very much for joining us on irrational fear. Really appreciate it. Thanks for having me. No worries. Well, that is it for the show. Big thank you to Wendy Chris Lewis listed the plugs. What have you got two plugs. Let's start with you. Dan, what you want to plug first.

Dan Adams 36:21
Well, you got a battery. We'd love to have you on board with ambisonic.

Dan Ilic 36:25
Dan wants you to plug in the battery. When do you do anything to plug anything?

Wendy Zukerman 36:31
I just I guess the podcast? Yeah, science versus Yeah. Have a listen. Yeah, on Spotify.

Lewis Hobba 36:37
So quite. It's a really good podcast.

Dan Ilic 36:40
It's one of the biggest podcasts in the world. Yeah.

Chris Taylor 36:42
I'd also like to plug when he's podcast, science versus get into

Dan Ilic 36:48
lists have anything coming to coming to

Lewis Hobba 36:53
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Dan Ilic 37:11
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Lewis Hobba 0:05
How are you? Good, good.

Dan Ilic 0:08
I'm just doing some stretches to get ready for the next 10 weeks of irrational.

Lewis Hobba 0:12
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Dan Ilic 0:23
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I'm currently the victim of three separate data breaches.

Dan Ilic 0:33
Hang on, are you a Medibank customer? Vina? A customer and an optics customer?

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I'm a former Optus customer actually, no, my. No, I'm currently an optics customer. I am I was a Vito MoPhO customer. In fact, a real warning sign I had during the pandemic was when vino MoPhO the wine delivery company wrote me an email to inform me that I had now bought enough wine to justify my self as a VIP customer. And that was when I was like, oh, gotta stop this.

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That's that sounds like you're a VIP member at the RSL. And you don't have to go to that little room and play yeah,

Lewis Hobba 1:08
I need that like facial recognition software that's tells me buying wine online. Also my deal, which was the other data breach, that's one of the Woolworths brands and I once bought some like dining chairs from them. So there is no data about me that you cannot buy for tuppence

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Welcome to rational fear on your host former Deputy Senate Leader Daniel edge and this is the podcast that gives you the news but with a little bit of a tickle. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight is packing up his city life and he's moving to the country with his mum, but he's still bragging the big stories from regional Queensland from the Saturday paper it's Ricky Morton.

Rick Morton 3:15
Wow, I'm gonna have to go into hiding now. It's a status intro I've ever

Dan Ilic 3:23
the biggest regional Queensland story you're gonna be bring into the country

Rick Morton 3:26
damn levels and whether we need at least 100 More, and also local councils. I think the time is ripe to get into some dodgy, dodgy local government.

Dan Ilic 3:37
Oh, I'm excited about that DVM,

Rick Morton 3:38
it's time for you to run for what is that it's

time for me to make the money.

Dan Ilic 3:45
And according to a biography she has written about herself she has been described as manic unique, sharp, darkly funny and disarmingly beautiful. It's B by scholar. Welcome Bay.

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 3:58
Hello. It's good to be back. You forgot to mention that the reason I'm disarmingly beautiful is because I'm secretly mixed race and that's like the most important part of it, obviously.

Dan Ilic 4:07
Well, I was gonna ask you what's the secret to writing a great bio about yourself? And I think you've answered it.

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 4:12
Yeah, I would say it's also five years of film school. That's definitely

Rick Morton 4:17
five did you fail a few years? How do you do fine.

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 4:21
I just I love hating myself

Lewis Hobba 4:23
longer than it takes James Cameron to make an avatar movie.

Dan Ilic 4:28
And in just under a week's time, our next guest will have his very own television show. But if you miss it, relax, there's only one episode. It's Louis Alba. Yes, well, it was why is there only one episode of your TV show?

Rick Morton 4:43
Well, money Dan Money, money and the ABC not having any

Dan Ilic 4:48
coming up a little later on what the hell is happening in UK politics UK comedian Athena Kulu will be joining us but first, a message from this week's sponsor.

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Dan Ilic 5:52
I don't think about UK politics. So yeah, who joke that does the job. This week's first fear we're calling it a bomb threat. Yes, the bomb doesn't want to be called the bomb anymore. In fact, earlier this week, they updated their style guide for the media telling everyone that the bomb would henceforth be only spoken about in media circles as the bureau which is dumb because no Australian can spell bureaux. As a result for about 48 hours the bomb was relentlessly mocked online being told by 1000s of Australians that you're not allowed to choose your own nickname. And now in order to give the bomb the best chance have never been called the bomb again. They've had to change schools. But we are lucky enough to be joined by a member of the bomb squad right here. Rick Morton broke part of this story this week. Rick, how much did it cost the bomb to pretend to give itself a zone nickname? Well, and the

Rick Morton 6:42
current figures $220,000 But I mean add on Saturday that is more than that.

Dan Ilic 6:49
That a you that is a bombshell? Well,

Rick Morton 6:53
it's a lot more than has been publicly reported. And it has been a lot more effort and resources put in behind the scenes all because the executive team felt a little bit embarrassing that they weren't being taken seriously enough. Because bomb is it's kind of like a tee to say no you must call me Mrs. Wimmer. Rather than Bob. It's so

Dan Ilic 7:13
strange. They feel I feel like they've done this to themselves that the Bureau of Meteorology has an app that says bomb their website says bomb their social media sites handle say bomb why make the change

Rick Morton 7:23
to its ego, ego and status. And it's like you have a roomful of nerds. And you're trying to make yourself sound like you're some kind of like spy agency. It's like, except your role in law. That's

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 7:35
the first thing I thought as well. When they said the bureau I was like, Okay, this isn't like the CIA or the FBI. What are you trying to do?

Lewis Hobba 7:45
You're probably the only person in the country who could eat up the spelling, you can basically be Bureau schooler.

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 7:52
Exactly, exactly. Maybe that I shouldn't change my name to bomb if it's free.

Lewis Hobba 7:58
I do think like if meteorologists want to be taken more seriously, there are a couple of things they could do. First of all, the right more. Absolutely. That'd be great. The Bureau of constantly fucking it up at the moment. Stop letting other people wear vests. You know what I mean? You just get these dorks invest. Most were the people on Australian television. Our football is girlfriends or former comedians. Like, you are not a science that we take seriously. Yeah, your spokespeople are big foods.

Dan Ilic 8:34
Louis, you've got a real good point there. I think you know, Phillip Neitzke should deliver the weather that I would take very seriously. If Dr. Das was telling me some hard truths about high pressure systems coming in from syphilis.

Lewis Hobba 8:47
light showers with the chance of your dick falling off.

Rick Morton 8:52
They also got a marketing research firm called EY sweetie to branch events, to do some sentiment analysis about you know what the mark this is back in March, what they actually understand, you know, how people relate to the Bureau of Meteorology. Everyone recognizes that as the Bureau of Meteorology at something like 51% know it as the bomb 15% recognize it as the bureau so like not even like they knew it. They knew it back in March, and they dodged a hole

that I thought like I can't believe anyone calls with that. That's just the staff of the media.

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 9:24
already converted.

Dan Ilic 9:26
Now, Rick, I don't know if you can tell me if this is true or not this screenshots been going around. This is meant to be the consulting firm that was going to change the Bureau of Meteorology to the bomb. It's this. This is what the website looks like. It's a sentence with a picture of something. It's built on WordPress. It doesn't even have like contact details.

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 9:45
Let us see. And in a pile of water,

Rick Morton 9:48
yes. Yes, it is, actually. And it's the person who is was the sole trader of this company. The theeword is obsessed with the word see.

Dan Ilic 9:59
It's called the Sea It's C word consultancy.

Rick Morton 10:01
It is called the C word communications agency. Okay, so it's the C bomb essentially is what they brand change was already afoot, right. But they get this guy in as a consultant that he know works by the way for the Bureau of Meteorology as a senior communications manager. And he there's a blog that he wrote on LinkedIn. And for my sins. As a journalist, I do occasionally have to go on to LinkedIn, I had to pay $600 for a yearly subscription, just to be able to message people, because life is sad, and I need help. But he's got his blog on there. And it's like, you know, what have we achieved at the theeword? It's like, we've done creative collaboration with cool cats.

Dan Ilic 10:47
Which is so funny like he does so why don't he rebrand the the bomb as a suit with a C word is they got

Rick Morton 10:54
a look, I've got to be careful here. But they got the guy with potentially the worst brand in Australia to come in, advise the the sum of $30,000.

Dan Ilic 11:06
Well, allegedly a lot more, according to your article that will be coming out on Saturday. Yes.

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 11:12
But I do like wonder why they think the bomb is not serious enough. You know, like, if I hear the word bomb, you know, especially in an airport. It seriously

Lewis Hobba 11:29
must have been tough for them, because there would have been a time where they were like, alright, gang. Look, we need to find a time to release this report. And it's going to be tough, because we will need to find a time somewhere in the Australian weather landscape where things aren't so crazy that we can talk about the weather in a way that isn't intense. And over the last four years that is a very short window, but they couldn't have picked a worse worse time to release this information.

Rick Morton 11:55
It is like wild and like tenure people take the minister's office had no idea they were going to announce it this week during major flooding when people have lost their lives. But also like this obsession, right and it's been years long but and so there's other words they don't like people using internally they haven't announced this publicly but the other words they don't like our forecasts for the meteorologists probably because they're not doing forecasts anymore. They don't like weather events because that sounds too heavy like an event. It's a celebration according to the internal people have. Yeah.

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 12:26
Catastrophe then.

Rick Morton 12:29
A weather happening a moment in time

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 12:32
happening. Yeah, I'm not sure emmalin movie

Rick Morton 12:35
Oh my god. Yeah, the trees are killing us.

Unknown Speaker 12:41
Some savvy social media users were very quick to snap to the handled using the accounts to slam bombs timing.

Simon Chilvers 12:49
This is a rational fear.

Dan Ilic 12:51
This week. Second fear is Sydney's nightlife coming back, Sydney is Australia's largest inhabited quiet carriage and has had locked down for lock downs. We're cool. Now after 10 years of early nights and clean Livi Sydney is staying up past its bedtime. That's a reference to something that happened in 2014. A new town bar has been granted a 4am license for the first time in 100 years. b Why is this significant? There's 4am license.

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 13:17
I'm listen, I live in New Town and already the people coming in on Fridays and Saturdays causing a ruckus that I don't care for

Dan Ilic 13:29
this nimbyism to come from you.

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 13:31
I'm kidding. No, I think it is like quite interesting that like kind of Newtown has become this like new hub and stuff. Because when I was 18, and stuff, it was like Kings Cross that was a place and then like six months later, lockout laws were introduced, you know, so it's kind of interesting in a way because they've just completely shifted all of the interest away from Kings Cross. Like still some of the bars there haven't recovered, but yet they're, you know, going to try and have this sort of perimeter for 4am licensing and I just wonder how that will change the whole vibe of Newtown

Dan Ilic 14:08
there's a whole there's a whole lot about this article. That seems a bit dodgy right first of all, the guy that granted the license, he has the title as the New South Wales 24 hour Commissioner, yet he's only granting a license beforehand. What about the other 20 hours?

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 14:24
I thought that 24 hour Commissioner thing was so funny it was like it's kind of like this goal to like have Sydney's economy you know make money while we sleep

Lewis Hobba 14:35
as a kind of like hard partying Jack Bauer

Dan Ilic 14:45
there's also no mention of where this bar is actually gonna be. They only kind of tell you it's between two streets which includes the train tracks. It's a very it's a very weird thing. And this This so called Fun area has been given the label by the New South Wales Government as as the late night management zone have come on down. It's gonna it's gonna revive the teachers will be like patrolling it with loud hailers. Like,

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 15:14
it's giving the exact vibe of my mom saying, Hey, you can have your friends over, you can stay up late. But then as soon as 935 comes across, she's yelling at us from her balcony.

Dan Ilic 15:26
The other thing I feel I find disconcerting about this story is the CEO kind of sounds like a serial killer. He's quite an understanding was saying, We've been looking for a basement space in Newtown for a really long time. Because it's perfect sound attenuation and lowers the risk of getting noise complaints from the residents, but there aren't many in this area. I think you still

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 15:46
tell us where the basement is. So

Lewis Hobba 15:48
that's why Jack bow has been hired. That's

Rick Morton 15:52
why we need to flood new tab.

Lewis Hobba 15:56
It is good though, because obviously when the lockout laws came in, and everyone got pushed out of the cross and sort of Paddington and Surry Hills and all those areas, the one place you could go of course was Star Casino. That a good haven't they done well haven't they been a beacon a shining light on the Hill best management the

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 16:17
best place to have some you know, some leg workouts because your feet really do be sticking to those floors.

Dan Ilic 16:24
Oh my god, they did lose their license this week. But the New South Wales Government has graciously let them continue to trade business and I assume that means people still can leave their kids in the car with the windows down. I think that's what emotional fear

Unknown Speaker 16:39
to the star casino has been found unsuitable to hold a New South Wales casino license, money laundering and

Unknown Speaker 16:46
enticing people

Unknown Speaker 16:48
to be armed nearly by gambling, organized prime links

Dan Ilic 16:56
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Athena Kugblenu 18:02
Thank you for having me. How are you?

Dan Ilic 18:04
Good, good, you know, full full kind of disclosure. Rick suggested this story. We all looked at. We all looked at each other. And we're like, none of us know what is actually happening. We need an expert What the hell is happening over there in the UK?

Athena Kugblenu 18:20
The fact you've called me tells me how desperately important you are. The last I mean know even the politicians themselves that said last night they had a vote and you might not be aware but like in Parliament, when you have a vote you either vote on the issue or when your party is in crisis. You vote senators tentative vote on the party. That makes sense. So last night, they were going Do you like fracking or not but it because the party was in such disarray? The break was going to turn into do like the conservatives or not basically this is a bit Fisher Price politics. Right. So

Dan Ilic 18:52
seriously, looking at your political system, it's like looking at Harry Potter. Like we didn't

Athena Kugblenu 18:57
just say like, fracking is like a really important issue. Like it causes earthquakes, right? Yeah. No, that's not as important as Do you like me or not? Like, how is that?

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 19:08
The equivalent? Yeah, it feels like a twist in like a reality TV show. You know, like, you know, you thought it was gonna be about fracking.

Rick Morton 19:17
This tastes disgusting when they put

Athena Kugblenu 19:18
in a contestant that's been evicted. So like. So genuinely, the politicians didn't know if they were voting for fracking, or for the party this morning. I was trying to find out what was it about in any case, they ended up voting for earthquakes because earthquake because we weren't on a top line. And it's not fair. When you own a city on a fault line, you get you know, you get quakes. And so why don't we Why don't we create a natural disaster so we can be on the news today? I mean, we're just not on the news.

Rick Morton 19:51
You've got a natural disaster though. It's the Tory party.

Dan Ilic 19:58
You know, The fracking here is how ITV said what went down last night.

Unknown Speaker 20:11
It has been a night of astonishing scenes at Westminster with reports of jostling men handling bullying and shouting outside the parliamentary lobbies. In a suppose vote of confidence in the government. The deputy chief whip was reported to have left the scene saying, I'm absolutely effing furious. I just don't effing care anymore before he resigned along with the chief whip, but we've just been told they have now officially on resigned. The Home Secretary has however definitely got insurance. It is total absolute abject chaos.

Athena Kugblenu 20:49
So this was that was supposedly your vote on whether or not the parties have voted, lose trust, let's just risk the vote. To even vote on herself. First of all, it was she wants fracking she picks it since he thinks it's important right into security. So she missed the boat on fracking.

Dan Ilic 21:08
That's why she missed it. She was she was pumping gas into the ground. She was busy fracking data number 10. Yeah,

Athena Kugblenu 21:15
so she missed that I wrote to say that I like me too. So

Rick Morton 21:18
this is why this is why I chose this subject because I don't know anything about it. But I do know that it's very funny. And also I see a lot of myself in live traps like she's

understand how money works or market

right? I do love I love that like ITV at the at the end that like because my brain is working in like a music and radio station when I hear like total abject chaos with that thing underneath. I'm just waiting for like a dubstep drop to kick in.

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 22:00
Reporters they seem to always have like such a sense of urgency that you could absolutely remix it and make it a sick club mix. Like

Athena Kugblenu 22:11
I'm surprised it hasn't been done already. To be honest. And you have to do these. That's the reason why these things happen so they can go viral on the internet. That's what I think to be fair, I do think I'm being a bit cynical. I do think though they're ramping it up a bit. Just a little clip of them going crazy can go viral, because the good thing about this chaos is it was it's been chaotic for about four weeks. What we've got now if you've got pictures of MPs Ave Argy bargy in Parliament, but this has been this is the status has been the status quo. You know, this is not this is not this last night in many ways was unremarkable. It was just it was just funny because he wrote in Parliament you don't have bits to pay for you literally you vote with your body you go through a yes chamber or no chambers it's really you

Dan Ilic 22:52
don't you don't have a button

Athena Kugblenu 22:58
so that's all happening was

Dan Ilic 23:04
please don't please don't think this is fisher price because we have literally no idea

Athena Kugblenu 23:10
it's incredible so the chief whip said the chief whip says it's their job to get people to vote the quote unquote right way to vote with us not against us. But because you're not going to get paid for you have to physically move people into the right chamber right. So what was happening last night it was they were literally getting them by the next and or whatever. Like apparently there was a bit people were like saying it was like brilliant. Like they were

Rick Morton 23:31
like apparently, Jacob Riis. Mog was one of the people manhandling which is like a noodle closet.

Athena Kugblenu 23:40
If you let Jacob Riis, mog bad habit you get yourself to help still get some iron supplements. Protein shakes. You are withering away the cost of living crisis to doing something because Jacob Riis, mog makes us do it. She came home from school we said I'm being bullied and they've put in a kid and they're taking these Rob I would kick them out of the house

Rick Morton 24:11
and being bullied by like one of those car yard like

Dan Ilic 24:15
the inflatable. I love this loan from the chancellor Jeremy Hunt. He told a meeting of colleagues on Wednesday he said according to someone in the room, this is what Jeremy Hunt said this would be really interesting shit if I wasn't in the middle of it

Athena Kugblenu 24:29
fundamentally, basically is because there's an Elisa that has no authority when she says jump they all sit down and pick their noses. And when when they do what she says the markets go What the hell are you doing? You're crazy. So they're in a weird place where they can't do what they've been told because what they've been told is horrendous but not doing what they're told the government can't function and so that's what we're saying we want general election which is horrible because no one likes elections. They're just horrible. You tell them the TV listen slow mo the child crying or whatever some would get it because video you It's just sort of very boring. I think we should just get the formality of a general election. And we should just just edit a coup, but in my school

Rick Morton 25:08
we're just going for monarchy like now you've got the king.

Athena Kugblenu 25:15
I mean, you know, I mean for the crack I mean,

Dan Ilic 25:19
what about a reverse Monica, you could have our prime minister roll over you. It'd be great.

Athena Kugblenu 25:24
Yeah. Your new ones Nice. We'd like that do

Rick Morton 25:28
Undercover Boss but just to you know, live trust.

Athena Kugblenu 25:34
You know, like a school exchange student trips, and you go to France to stay with the family. And they stay with you. Let's do an exchange.

Dan Ilic 25:43
Right? Yeah. I don't think we want Miss dress.

Rick Morton 25:45
It's such fun drama. It's real, like keeping up with aquatint Ian's energy

Athena Kugblenu 25:58
you foresee like it was it just about work? It's very interesting. What's happened now is because and what people are forgetting is it. Boris Johnson two years ago, kicked all the reasonably smart people out of the cabinet because they were not on board this Brexit plan at all. If you're not with me or against me, and you fill this cabinet with idiots, I mean, I don't use that word lightly. He was he first came out with people who probably weren't very skilled at what they did. And that's a one by one we've lost anyone with a semblance of common sense. And now we're left with people who just like walking around and saying I'm important. And then you ask them to do something and they can't do anything because they're thick. And there's no one and no one in the backbench who might be good at it been in the cabinet wants to serve in it. So that's been run out of options. Yes, yeah. Read a book and get smart but that's not going to happen.

Rick Morton 26:48
Well, that takes time and your energy crisis

Dan Ilic 26:52
there's a real problem with the conservative party among many others, but you know, our conservative party date basically roll Prime Ministers whenever they want. They're like let's get rid of this guy. Next week. The next person in line we've had enough of this person but the UK Conservative Party has to wait 12 months before they can ever party motion to wrong someone

Athena Kugblenu 27:11
you know something all of these things mean nothing. They really do mean nothing. They just they say that they'll just change the rules they'll change the rules and I hope they I hope they do because it's because nobody wants to talk for months. I won't lie right now looking for wind up torches. I'm telling you when you power power they're gonna they prepared with the press releases and the news bulletins say you're in the dark sorry about that or whatever. So I

Dan Ilic 27:37
can recommend anything. It would be a solar foldout solar panel that you can charge in the UK it climate change is bringing trust down and climate change is bringing this podcast down.

Rick Morton 27:53
It really was just leaves holding you all together, wasn't it?

Athena Kugblenu 27:59
The crazy thing so we got rid of Boris that can it not? It can't get any worse. And now people are saying we need both shots of back. It's it's sort of it's sort of it for now.

Rick Morton 28:07
I even heard Theresa Mays name resurfaced

Athena Kugblenu 28:11
where everybody Rolf Harris I think he's got

Dan Ilic 28:28
some, allegedly, Rick,

Athena Kugblenu 28:31
I'm aware of what he did. But he was just because I don't know why he was on my mind. I regret saying that. Were just shuffling cards. It's like, we're just Oh, no, no, no. Like, there's nobody, and I don't I don't think we should get someone who's done it before. Because we've got rid of them for a reason. You know, it's like so I think you're an ex back and then you get back and it's like, oh, you're an asshole like so we just need a fresh start clean slate. It's like Eat Pray Love. Did everything we need to go away?

Rick Morton 29:05
Spain, but you can't do that easily. Yeah.

Dan Ilic 29:09
Well, it's been a good luck. And if you get stuck for solar panel, come to Australia. We'd love to have you here. Oh,

Athena Kugblenu 29:14
I'll tell you. I'm gonna go I'm coming right now.

Dan Ilic 29:19
Oh, look, this is viral clip that keeps going surfacing every now and then whenever Jeremy hunts name comes up. It is fantastic. is a compilation of people miss pronunciate. Oh. It's a couple of people not pronouncing Jeremy hunts name correctly.

Rupert Degas 29:34
Well, first up after the news we're going to be talking to Jeremy come and hunt the culture Secretary Abed

Unknown Speaker 29:39
and the Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt. Jeremy Hunt is also expected to apologize circumstances

Unknown Speaker 29:43
change Mr. Kent Mr. Hunter. Jeremy counter cute. Jeremy Hunt. Secretary Jeremy Hunt says he's the Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt as described. Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt according to the

Rick Morton 29:58
Health Secretary Jeremy Taylor. said the NHS friends

Unknown Speaker 30:03
looking after the health service

Unknown Speaker 30:04
somebody somewhere in government perhaps Jeremy Kent the the Jeremy I'm not gonna pronounce his surname because I might mispronounce it deliberately.

Dan Ilic 30:21
Just comedy, just comedy. I love that. Hey, I seen it. Thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear and that is it for rational fear big thank you to be Rick Cena and Louis. Let's do our plugs. And he could do you have anything to plug bait?

Bea Barbeau-Scurla 30:35
Oh, just follow me on Instagram. I gotta get that clown. That Queen bay with a K W E N underscore B EA it's the most confusing way to spell it.

Dan Ilic 30:48
We'll pop it in the show notes. Rick Morton, you've got a fantastic new substack

Rick Morton 30:52
Oh, yeah, I joined I joined the crew. So I've got a sub that could nervous laughter which is basically how I go through life. It's good. You should read it.

Dan Ilic 31:01
Yeah. Oh, subscribe. Louis harbor. Are you you plug in your TV show?

Rick Morton 31:05
I am Yeah, I thought I finally have something to plug other than my dumb radio show. I have a television show. Coming to the ABC on Thursday night. It's called Australia's best competition competition. It is where I enter a bunch of weird competitions around the country with my friend comedian Michael hing and and then we rank them and we find the best competition in Australia and it's really funny and I broke my knee doing it so

Dan Ilic 31:33
medical bills to pay Yeah. I seen a cuckoo

Athena Kugblenu 31:38
What would you like to blog Oh, just my just my Instagram and my Twitter. And the fact that you guys want that Rachel itself doesn't mind.

Dan Ilic 31:48
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G'day, welcome to A Rational Fear, another special episode of A Rational Fear light as I call it's not the full A Rational Fear. It's just a slimmed down version that is the least amount of effort to make to maintain your Patreon support. That's all it is. That's what we're doing. And we've got a great guest, Charlie Pickering needs no introduction, but I'll give you one in a second. Anyway, here we go. I'm recording my end of A Rational Fear on Gadigal Land of the Eora Nation. sovereignty with never ceaded, we need a treaty. Let's start

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Dan Ilic 0:43
Tonight the CEO of Star City casino says that even though the casino license has been revoked, customers will still be allowed to leave their kids in their car unsupervised. And Kanye West agrees to buy in principle, Paula and I agree in principle to not buy anything from Kanye West. And in a shocking misstep, Scott Morrison has signed up to a speaker's bureau initially wanted to sign up to a meandering rant bureau. Instead, it's the 19th of October. And this is A Rational Fear

Welcome to A Rational Fear I'm your host, former president of China, Dan Xi Ping and joining us onA Rational Fear light is the host of Foxtel's The Mansion it is Charlie Pickering.

Charlie Pickering 1:39
That's great. It's great that some remember by some

Dan Ilic 1:42
people that worked on the show is of that show? Yeah, it was great. Don't Charlie, one of the best moments in show business in my life. I was having lunch with you in Manly one day, and you saying, Hey, man, I've got a show coming up. Do you want to come and work on it? And I'm like, yeah, that's my chili peppers, my cherry picker impression.

Charlie Pickering 2:02
It's pretty accurate. It's pretty

Dan Ilic 2:04
good. Don't often I don't often do

Charlie Pickering 2:09
more of them come and be

Dan Ilic 2:13
waiting here by chamber impression. It's great. Yeah, I don't often do my impressions to the people who do the impressions of

Charlie Pickering 2:20
it shows extreme confidence when that's your absolute confidence with an impression used to do it to the person.

Dan Ilic 2:27
I did do my Andrew Denton impression to him at a rap party once on the microphone. And it was it went down. Well, I think Andrew was like, that doesn't? That doesn't sound like me at all. What do you what do you try it? Like? Why are you implying that I make people cry? Yeah. Hey, thanks for joining us on irrational fear. Charlie. I really appreciate I've been meaning to get you on for a long time. But you, you know, one of the busiest man in showbiz. You're like the James Brown of Australian comedy showbiz.

Charlie Pickering 2:55
Hopefully, you're talking purely about work ethic and not

Dan Ilic 2:58
talking about your work. busiest man in China,

Charlie Pickering 3:01
yes, well, I think I've done I've done very well to cultivate the image of busyness. And I think that's been probably the greatest achievement of my career. So far. Everyone thinks that I've got a lot on

Dan Ilic 3:12
Yeah, tell us easier. It's perception at a distance, you've done a great job. That's right. I kind of wanted to get you on because you're, you're always thinking about the big issues, and you kind of have to as a person who runs a inflammation refinery that is the weekly. And with a lot of the civil disobedience stuff that's been happening around climate, I thought it might be good to have a little chat with you about about your thoughts on it, and how, as someone who runs an inflammation distillery, the weekly, how you go about covering climate, like, you know, the weekly has been on for so many years now. And you've covered it in so many ways. How, let me ask you, first of all, how do you think about approaching climate stories, because it's a story that just keeps on going? I don't

Charlie Pickering 3:55
think we do it a lot. Because we do it with a philosophy of, we want to change minds that need to be changed. And if you actually wade into every single argument about climate change, based on every rhetorical thing that a conservative politician has said, or every single story that enters the news, you scream about it. People will stop listening to you and you end up changing no minds at all people stay in their positions. And it's it's funny, I've always tried to find unique arguments against the prevailing rhetoric of the conservative side of the climate change argument, I'd say conservative, it's not as the opposite of conservative because it's destructive. Like it's not conserving anything. But you know, the more fossil fuel driven side of the the, the political debate, and so the yardstick we measure our stuff by is Could someone with an open mind, have their mind made up by this, or are we just preaching to the choir voted and driving away the converted.

Dan Ilic 5:02
Are we at a point now in in climate discourse where that feels like a, I feel like that's a eight year old argument. And right now you as someone with a platform on the ABC, and you might not be changing the mind of the 65 year old demographic who watches the ABC, but you have this enormous platform to change the minds of people who are actually in power to actually inform an electorate in a way that can pressure them to put pressure on the government to do more to, you know,

Charlie Pickering 5:29
push it. It's interesting that you say that, because if you have a look at the last federal election, in Australia, and this is all through an Australian lens, the threat to the conservative power base was less what labour said or the green said, and more about the fact that the penny dropped in places like KU Yan, that that one of their priorities was climate change. And they affected an electoral change. Now, I live just down the road from Google. And I know those people will. And I know that screaming at them was never going to make up their mind that but a rational argument, and an irrational understanding of things is what made them prioritize climate change at the ballot box. Yeah. And it's, it's just interesting, it's just a matter of approach because I'll be really honest, I know my demographic at the ABC. They're not on tick tock. You know, what, around 1% of my viewing audiences on Twitter 1%,

Dan Ilic 6:33
that's it. Yeah.

Charlie Pickering 6:34
I mean, or at least that was what I was told, when I started the network. And they said, Hey, don't worry about what people are saying about you on Twitter. But if we're going to survive this, and if we're going to make the changes, we need to as a society, I think it's a multi pronged approach. And I think it's understanding where your audience is, and what changes you can affect in that audience. Now, I don't know how you get on truth, social, and convince them that climate change is real. But I've got a pretty good instinct for the the television audience of the national broadcaster. And the fact that maybe it's not about making someone believe that climate change is real. But maybe it's it's been about convincing people that climate change has to move up their list of electoral priorities and determine what they do at the ballot box. And I think to candidates being elected, has been one of those things that has taken climate action into the realm of actual possibility.

Dan Ilic 7:41
Yeah, I agree with you there. And that's something our audience knows a lot about. We've been closely following those campaigns for two years. Now. What about you know, when you're holding when you've got this platform? Do you? Do you consider yourself a part of journalism, in a sense to hold governments to account to do more on action on climate? Dude, do you have that perspective?

Charlie Pickering 8:04
I do. But more than that, I feel that I have an opportunity to hold media to account. Because a lot of the way my show works, and to be honest, it's the technical comedy construction that the Daily Show achieved. And we've all kind of followed that path of taking all the clips that are on all the TV and telling the story based on what people are seeing on TV. And so for me, you can get at a you can get a good rhetorical argument rather than being angry, say at a Conservative government for being in a pocket of fossil fuels, which there is no surprise to that. And no joke I can come up with about it is new. But picking on Kashi on breakfast TV, for yelling at climate protesters that stop traffic for 15 minutes, and showing how he's actually the unreasonable one in the conversation. That, for me is more fertile ground. Now admittedly, the ABC audience don't need to be told that Kashi isn't the barometer of intelligent conversation. But

Dan Ilic 9:14
by using media to tell the story, you actually have a shortcut to the audience because the audience knows what you're talking about because the audience is engrossed in that space as well.

Charlie Pickering 9:23
That's right. I think the media has to change as much as governments need to change. Well, I know myself, crikey, Barnaby Joyce came on my show to sell a book and suffered through the most excruciating interview of his political career. And he's had some doozies. Right. And that taught me that politicians need the media probably more than the media needs politician, head of

Dan Ilic 9:49
the weather board and iron ore the Winterboard nine go by the way, it books out do we know?

Charlie Pickering 9:55
I'm not sure how it's sold. But I will say most of the conversation was more about His family situation, that his his particularly moving memoir. So what what I think is important there is if you can change what is normal in the media, you then change the way that politicians have to interact with the media. And so I think there is there is benefit to holding the media to account as much as you hold politicians to account. Because the media at the end of the day lasts longer than governments. They shape things over a longer period of time. They are if you're angry that politicians are in the pocket of donors, or TV networks, or in the pockets of sponsors far more than you'd like. And they're open about it. Like they will invent a TV show with cold supermarkets once you do invent a TV show

Dan Ilic 10:44
I've seen on the block recently, like them putting gas the episodes without putting gas in the kitchen, and then it cuts through an ad for green gas.

Charlie Pickering 10:54
Yeah. And it's Yeah, which is once again, I mean, we need to have a stern chat with the team at the block of moving away from guests as well. I believe that the problem is so big and so urgent. And the consequences are so dire. It takes a really multi pronged approach to shifting the needle and into to actually changing mindsets over time. And it's interesting at my school, there's a parents group that they have discussions about climate change, and how to talk about climate change with family members who perhaps don't consider it that much of a priority. And that's a very different thing to me picking on Kashi, which is different to someone supergluing their hand to the road, or throwing soup on a Van Gogh, it's all part of the same picture, which is getting the consciousness of the world to move far enough that we can we can actually save the day.

Dan Ilic 11:50
What do climate protesters have to do to cut through to the mainstream? Who What do they need to glue their hand to to really capture Australia's attention? Is there a painting with us with that people will pay attention to in Australia a set Nolan backups?

Charlie Pickering 12:04
I was gonna say Sydney No, that is Ned Kelly is probably, you know, you could throw spaghetti at a Brett Whiteley. He could throw spaghetti at a pro heart. No one had noticed. But um, um, but it's, it's like. So here's the thing. I'm not 100% Convinced that throwing soup on a Van Gogh achieves much beyond being in the news bulletin that night or being a clip on Twitter. Now, that might not be the most popular opinion. But I know that my parents would never look at that and go, do you know what I really think I need to have a think about climate change. I think the protests that have been the most persuasive have been, I think the mass protests with parents and kids and you know, multigenerational peaceful street protests that get more probably more minutes or the same number of minutes on the news. But what they show is an image of regular people, families, multi generations, and hopefully people that look like the viewer concerned enough about this to get out and spend their time and effort marching? I know, that's just one form of protest. But I still find that the most persuasive I still think the peaceful civil rights marches of the 60s, were the most persuasive. Not that I think they necessarily achieved the end of the Confederacy. You know, I think we're, you know, I think it was Fran Lebowitz, who said, I'm sick of all these articles about, we need to find out what Trump voters want. She said, we know what they want, they want the fucking Confederacy. Let's stop listening to it. But um, I do think that there's lots of different forms of protest. I think the ones that interests me the most are the ones that actually persuade people to change their priorities. Well, I know that my parents would see someone throw soup on a Van Gogh, and think I'm not going to listen to their position. Now, my parents are older. But I don't think you have to convince that many people under 30 that climate change is real and we need to do something serious about it

Dan Ilic 14:19
do XR, protesters need to throw soup on David Koch. Is this what you're saying?

Charlie Pickering 14:24
I mean, I think of more soup on cash policy across the board. He's probably wise. And he'd love it. It's zany. It's wacky. It's a fun way to start the day. I don't know I guess. I've taken an approach in my broadcast career, to try to speak to the broader like the largest number of people I can and hopefully change minds because because I actually think the audience that I have with the ABC is a really important one. It's like Gen X and above. And let's be honest Gen X and above the one ones keeping the old way of doing things in the game. And you have to convince them to let go, you know, like the tail independents, and all of that. You have to convince them to shift their priorities in some way. Now, Gen X is hard because they've got young kids at the moment, and they're under slept. And it's hard for them to care about anything except getting to bed. But I do think, and it's not pretty, and it's not spectacular in their own photos of it. But it's that changing in priorities of people that I think is, is really important. And so it's funny, I've found I think, Greta tunberg is persuasive to those people beyond the right wing commentariat. I don't think anyone actually, I think I think most people are inspired by Greta tunberg. And a young person being that organized and responsible and articulate about something so important. And it's funny. The reason I think she's really persuasive is a bunch of people of the age and demographic that you need to convince go on. That's like my daughter, but my daughter's never organized a global climate protest. Yeah, that's pretty impressive. You know, there's a girl at my daughter's school who can play the flute without reading the music. I thought that was impressive. But now look at what Greta tunberg parental competitiveness,

Dan Ilic 16:21
you see what you could be doing, Jenny, you could be out there glaring at Donald Trump. But here you are playing Minecraft. I totally agree with you. I think young folks are so inspiring in this conversation. And we have our own in Australia, like Anjali Sharma, also, Jean Hinchcliffe and those young school strikes strike. It's just so inspiring and so articulate. It's one of those things where I go, well, they may not be a person that has power, like literal power, but they have a certain level of soft power that they can use, and they're using it with great effect. I think Anjali Sharma is on q&a this week. And that's so great. She's such an incredible, incredible voice, incredibly well read, credibly well spoken and just absolutely destroys people in her wake.

Charlie Pickering 17:11
But in the interest of balance, we also have to find a persuasive barrel of oil to speak against.

Dan Ilic 17:20
The sad thing about Kayla bond is it and now he's a middle aged man that he can no longer be the voice of young consider young conservatives.

Charlie Pickering 17:28
Yeah, I'm not sure if there is a rebrand available to the young conservative movement that will that will capture enough numbers to shift the needle, you know,

Dan Ilic 17:38
well, Charlie, you have very interesting thoughts. As a high and mighty TV host sitting in your ivory tower, the AVC pontificating about how the best this actually works in the ground in theory, but what if I told you we're about to speak with someone who does it for real, and is actually a NASA scientist,

Charlie Pickering 17:59
then I would withdraw everything I've said up until now.

Dan Ilic 18:02
Well, I'm very excited to have Peter columnist on the show. He is a climate scientist. He's worked at NASA. He is a bit of a master when it comes to civil disobedience and climate hate. You have done incredible work in your own space, not only as a climate scientist, but as an activist trying to raise attention for the climate emergency. What we're seeing now seems to be this incredible momentum of more people acting out in civil kind of in in civil society. But there's been so much kind of interesting conversation around whether it's appropriate or not. So, Peter, is it right to be civilly disobedient? Is this correct?

Peter Kalmus 18:41
Yeah, for me, it's common sense to fight as hard as I can for this planet. I mean, everything. food, air, water, like kids, friends, everything I love. Beautiful ecosystems depends on this planet being healthy. And I've been fighting for 16 years before I tried civil disobedience. And you know, there was a little motion in the movement over that time, especially once some Greta and the youth started doing climate strikes, but it's going to slow as a climate scientist I am. It's cold read, I am desperate. So I am desperate. And then when I did civil disobedience is very mild form of civil disobedience. So I want to push back against this notion that I'm somehow like the king. It was pretty low risk. You know, I'm a white guy. I just changed myself to a door. You know, 100 cops showed up in riot gear, we have to go viral. I gave a really impassioned speech for speech in the heart that I hadn't prepared at all in advance. I just was saying what I was feeling and that helped to go viral too. So it's really important when doing these acts, if you can speak with your genuine emotions, just be authentically you and get a camera on you while you're in a middle of the action. That can be really really powerful. But yeah, it's the the outcome of the civil disobedience was like a million times more impactful than any thing I tried before I tried civil disobedience. So to me, it's really clear that the movement should keep doing it. We don't need every single person on the movement doing civil disobedience, we could use a damn sight more than, but we do need more civil disobedience. And we need a lot of advocates, you know, activists who aren't necessarily putting themselves at great risk, but they are going into board meetings, and they're speaking out and they're speaking truth to power, and they're maybe risking their jobs a little bit to tell the truth about the climate emergency. And, you know, we can't we're not going to carbon offset our way out of this.

Dan Ilic 20:30
There's this incredible kind of pushback from people saying you shouldn't pour soup over Van Gogh's. But it seems to be that this kind of civil disobedience is really cutting through with with a large bunch of, of media all around the world, we've seen so many people going up to artworks gluing their hands to them, kind of being in the being in front of things that people love, it seems that that is like a real key way to kind of cut through and get a headline. Whereas Pete, we've we've kind of been ignoring this, this essential part of the of the discourse in kind of climate activism, do you see that as a reasonable way of protesting,

Peter Kalmus 21:09
solving climate change, it's going to take radical change at almost every level of society, because our entire society runs on burning fossil fuels, things are going to have to get a little bit impolite. And if you're clutching pearls, just because a couple of teenagers throw some soup at a painting and don't even damage it one bit. If that's like your level of like, that's all you can take that I think that reveals that you have a real problem, honestly. So yeah, things are gonna get real on the climate movement, a lot of stuffs not gonna get good, not going to be popular. But maybe people should take their anger at the world leaders who haven't been doing jack shit and the fossil fuel industry, which is what's causing this because they're taking fossil fuel money. So don't direct the anger, the activist direct to world leaders who are destroying our planet.

Dan Ilic 21:57
I think it's so interesting. Like in Australia, there have been some laws passed recently where you can go to jail for two years for interrupting the infrastructure that moves fossil fuels. And so people are moving away from people are very heavily discouraged from doing that kind of civil disobedience. So moving into the galleries and into, you know, lauded spaces where beautiful works of art, to, to glue their hands to a Picasso is this new expression of the same thing, which probably generates so much more headlines, but like we've seen in Australia, the people who have done that have actually been charged with anything, do you think we'll see more civil disobedience in places where well around things that people are actually in love with rather than infrastructure moving fossil fuels?

Peter Kalmus 22:45
That's a great question. I don't really know where the movements gonna go. But I know, one thing I've learned over 16 years of doing climate activism is that the movement does move, like it's actually a very good word for what it is because it never stays still. It's constantly evolving in response to sort of like where the culture is at, right? And it's got to constantly be pushing the limits of social norms. But yeah, you can't if you do civil disobedience, in jail, and not a single person knows about it. You've basically wasted your you have these like cards, you can play these, he's risking actions you can take, well, you got a certain number of arrests that you can play, and you don't want to waste him. So you have to people do have to know about it. So So yeah, people say, Oh, it's a media stunt. And those are the trolls that are trying to discredit the activist, but that's just the way it works. You You know, if an activist falls and gets put into handcuffs, and no one hears it, did it really happen? As far as changing? As far as social impact? It absolutely did not happen. So we do need media.

Charlie Pickering 23:54
So Peter, can I ask you, because I'll say that my response to for what desperate one of a better term attacks on paintings, but I feel conflicted in the in the way that it makes me feel when I see it. I understand that you get media attention when you throw spaghetti at a painting. But I wonder if you actually achieve a change in people's understanding or a change in people's outlook for those people that, you know, they do their recycling, and they think they're contributing, you know, the people in the middle that aren't really paying attention to it properly yet. I understand you might get on the news a lot. But do you actually change any minds?

Peter Kalmus 24:39
That's a great, great question. I admit, when I first saw the action, I was I was actually young, and I couldn't really I was so busy that I couldn't tweet for many hours. And when I first saw it, I was shocked as well. And I was like, I wonder how this is gonna play out. And then I saw the comments and they were all like, 99% of them were really negative, but somehow Over the course of the day, I was thinking about it. And I came to the conclusion that it was actually a pretty brilliant action. And I think that it's too early to say, I could be completely wrong about that. And a lot of people are telling me, I'm completely wrong about that. But that's my instinct. And so far in this movement, my instinct has been pretty good. You have to understand that action in the broader context of the movement. And you have to understand how the media has been holding back the movement and how it's been holding back climate action, what you need to, I think what's gonna start happening, and this action in the context of many other actions, well, it's they're all chipping away at media narrative. And the media narrative has to understand the truth, which is that these are young people that are terrified for their lives. They're terrified for their future. And they're trying their best to let that message get out to the public. But they don't always know how to do it. And they're trying this. They're trying that maybe something doesn't go on the news at all. Maybe something does go on the news for every civil disobedience act by 20, something that you hear about, there's probably 1000 That you didn't hear about.

Dan Ilic 26:05
They're like velociraptors, in a cage, testing out the fence to find the weakest part of the fence is this, what is this what I'm hearing?

Peter Kalmus 26:14
I wish I wish they had that much politics. And I think we're telling the story, like it's a genuine emergency, and we're not sure how to get that to happen. There's a very small minority of us, I think that fully appreciate what an emergency that we're really in. And you're right, the moderates, the people who think that you know, recycling is kind of enough, maybe they buy an electric vehicle. It's not clear how so basically the in their minds, the narrative that they have, it's very comfortable narrative, right? That they basically don't have to change their way of lives that they're not going to have to give anything up. Business as usual can continue. And we'll just put up a few solar panels by have a few more EVs recycle a little bit harder, and everything's gonna be fine. I don't think the climate science justifies that viewpoint. I think that we look at the flooding in Pakistan, a third of the country underwater, I'm really worried that we're going to start seeing what you could call mega heat waves, you know, where maybe 100,000 People die in one Heatwave, maybe even more than that, you have to understand that these trends are going up year on year, all of these trends in their system that should be flat, like temperatures, they're going up every single year. So he so it's not like, you know, some some scientists, really popular ones used to say this is the new normal. And I that used to drive me crazy. So I pushed against that because it's not the new normal. We haven't like gone to a worse place. And we're sitting there now if it's worse place. It's like an escalator to a hellish earth that we're on. And I don't think the public understands those the nature of those trends and the nature of irreversibility of this yet, I've been trying to get them understand that for 16 years. Civil disobedience isn't perfect. Some people hate us for it. I think those people are probably the people that weren't really going to be there. We're going to be holding back things, no matter what is what I'm thinking. So and it's gonna play out with

Dan Ilic 28:05
Pete as an artist, I have to say, loosely, calling comic comedy and art, as an artist have to say, well, you know, Van Gogh's dead, what does he care? You know, he's gone. He's already got the headlines, you know, there's plenty of scans of that painting somewhere else. Pete, thank you so much for joining us on A Rational Fear. Really appreciate your time. I know you only had a few minutes to join us. Thank

Unknown Speaker 28:24
you so much. Great to meet you, Charlie. Always good to talk to

Unknown Speaker 28:26
you. Great to meet you, Peter.

Unknown Speaker 28:28
Well, Charlie, Wasn't it great to talk with Peter commerce?

Unknown Speaker 28:30
Absolutely. And actually a lot of food for thought. It's interesting. I'd love to hear what Kashi has to say to.

Dan Ilic 28:41
Charlie, thanks for joining us on A Rational Fear. I'm sorry, it's taken so long to get you on the show. And that I did have the appropriate mug that I stole from, from a from a Sydney office of the of the ABC with the weekly it's it's it's it's one of my high prize to show Bismark I'm so touched.

Charlie Pickering 28:56
I'm so sorry that that I've only got my best dead ever mug which my wife made featuring Art Garfunkel and that's lovely. That's fantastic. It's a pretty great. My wife and I make, like get mugs made for each other quite regularly. But that's an absolute cracker.

Dan Ilic 29:18
Do you identify as a member of Gen X? Yeah, I do. Thank you for taking time out of your busy parenting schedule to join us. You have

Charlie Pickering 29:29
no idea. It's um, yeah, it's it's not easy. The struggle is real.

Dan Ilic 29:36
Thanks, Charlie. Hey, thanks, Dan.

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Sarah Wilson 1:47
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Dan Ilic 1:55
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Sarah Wilson 1:59
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Dan Ilic 2:09
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I enjoy writing? It's a nice realm to be in, isn't it just having worked for News Corp for many years and ACP slash was a Bauer, the Germans Yeah, yeah. It's it's nice just to be to have my own space where I can actually yeah, get subscribers who want to read my stuff.

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Dan Ilic 3:24
Alright, let's get into the stories this week. A Connecticut jury awarded nearly a billion dollars in damages to 15 plaintiffs who were defined by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. Now this is absolutely incredible like this, this landed today, a billion dollars Alex Jones is now gonna have to pay these poor people that he spent years defaming over the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting back in 2012. So long ago now but of course, the pain of this is a is a real thing. Back in August, he was forced to pay $50 billion he declared bank Texas

Sarah Wilson 4:00
Yeah, one family yeah. Now it's eight families who've who are gonna have to split that $1 billion for defamation. Yeah, I think he's set up sort of companies with dad. Right. So some of his money has been siphoned off to family accounts and trusts a bit of sneaky stuff going on. But still I doubt he has enough to pay off you know, several billion dollars there's

Dan Ilic 4:21
one estimate that is worth 300 million but yeah, you know at the most that is still a lot of a mushroom infused coffee beans you have to sell on the store. He's still selling like he's still he's still asking for money. I don't know if you caught this. This is him. During the actual verdict as the verdict was coming down. He was on air on his show. asking his supporters for money still from Remington.

Alex Jones 4:48
That'll be happening ain't no money.

Unknown Speaker 4:50
Damages. In this case, we award damages to each plaintiff and against Alex Jones and freeze October number one compensatory instructions fill in both numbers for each waited then goes I remember

Alex Jones 5:05
I'm in bankruptcy we got two years of appeals. The money you donate does not go to these people. It goes to fight this fraud and it goes to stabilize the company they want to shut down that's why the analysts chaser did this by they use these families so save infowars.com are fighting Goliath will win because of you save infowars.com Infowars store.com Double Patriot points 10% off of 7076 right now at Infowars store but you see he wants me to fight for you. I'm doing it and you see what they do. So you want we want to fight? That's fine. It's your decision. But that's where we are. That's the whacked out system to the left. Do we hit a billion

Dan Ilic 5:45
did we hit a billion guys? Like he's a he's like we'd like waiting for the big billion to land did we do it? Either way the bad guys well, yeah, you are the bad guys but there's completely shamelessness. Go on it at this time as the verdict was handed if if you had to owe someone a billion dollars because you are an asshole would you be

Sarah Wilson 6:06
shutting my mouth but that's just not the way he operates. It's really interesting. I don't know if you ever followed any of Jon Ronson stuff on him. He's been following him for decades, like literally since he was like in his early 20s. I mean, I remember

Dan Ilic 6:19
as a kid watching his early conspiracy theories about 911 probably like, early 2000 to 2003 Youtube wasn't even around then it was these these WMV

Sarah Wilson 6:31
That's it. That's it. Well, Jon Ronson went and visited him because he was running the program out of his bedroom. And literally, he had Star Wars wallpaper. Like, you know, he was in his little room with Star Wars, you know, wallpaper with a single bed. It was his boyhood home. And that's where he was recording from

Dan Ilic 6:50
from his mom's house is Dad's Yeah, well, that's only one step down from this situation where I'm renting to a landlord and I'm, I'm recording this from home.

Sarah Wilson 6:59
Yeah, but just wait for 20 years get somebody to follow you now, Jon Ronson, to document his story now. But look, he's an absolute narcissist. And that court case, I've listened to bits of it. He really treated it like one of his programs, didn't he? It was it was a performance and he created chaos. And that's what a lot of these conspiracy theorists shocked Doc's I mean, that's what they love doing. It's what Trump did they create chaos.

Dan Ilic 7:25
What does this defamation thing mean for people who want to be like, you know, the next Alex Jones like your RV, your Manny's your your right wing shock shock. So are your your crazy left wing shock jocks who want to kind of pedal in this mistruths space, do you think? Do you think they'll take notice? Or do you think this is just a sign to get more attention?

Sarah Wilson 7:46
I think that it will actually rile people up for a while. I mean, he's still going, he's still making money. He has been deep platformed across all of, you know, like Twitter, Facebook, and so on. But then you have the Joe Rogan's of the world that get him onto their programs, and, you know, spread the message across Spotify. So he's still got a little bit of oxygen, but I do think the $1 billion thing will will resonate. I think there'll be anger they'll his fans will mobilize but I'm not sure how far it can go when you've been deep platformed to that extent,

Dan Ilic 8:20
have you seen the kind of stuff he sells on his on his store? Alex Jones No. Oh, he sells like you know, supplements and the usual coffee beans infused with like, mushroom, by the broadcaster's there are these other things you can buy from the Infowars stores which are like literally buckets of food. You can put in your bunker

Sarah Wilson 8:38
off prepper prepper stuff.

Dan Ilic 8:41
It's like it's buckets of food that will last for like 10 years in a bucket for when the shit hits the fan. Do you think he's going to be hitting gear to his bunker to eat some of that food now? Is that the plan he's got so much of his food in the bucket he

Sarah Wilson 8:52
might feel and buy up land in New Zealand because that's what he's done. He's built his bunker I think in New Zealand. Yeah, you want to cut? Yeah, the prepper realm? I mean, that's another realm where do we go from there?

Dan Ilic 9:03
Zealand, New Zealand too far to go for Alex Jones. He's can barely make it out of his parents bedroom.

Sarah Wilson 9:08
thing. Actually, one thing that really came up and struck me with the Jon Ronson deep dive idea over the last couple of days as this has all been going down, is he went back and actually spoke to some of his childhood friends. And Alex likes to tell the story of how you know his dad took him out of a school, which was just terrible at some stage. So Jon Ronson, went back and actually investigated and found that in fact, he was such a bully. He actually beat up some guy within an inch of his life. This guy, this was his best friend, by the way.

Dan Ilic 9:40
Are you trying to tell me Alex Jones was a bully?

Sarah Wilson 9:42
I know hard to believe. I believe it didn't just happen overnight. You're using different passionate about conspiracies, right. But he his best friend I think made a slur about a girl that he wasn't keen on or something like that. And he beat this guy up within an inch of his life. And this guy's now got permanent bro. ain't trying Oh, and he's I think he's in a wheelchair etc. The friends all got together because they were so sick of being bullied because he was the book classic bully. Everyone was too scared to stand up to him. But there was a conspiracy. They all got together on a Saturday night and actually gave him a pounding and off the back of that his dad moved him from town to another place, right? Yeah, so as a store of slightly different version of the story, right?

Dan Ilic 10:24
Yeah, he's he's not the victim here.

Alex Jones 10:29
I just don't want to catch him in bed with a goblin. I don't want to see him kissing goblins. Having political Succubus with goblins.

Dan Ilic 10:40
This week second fear meta is kind of going through this bit of an epic transition because Facebook is struggling. Not many people are using it anymore. So they've got this big idea to kind of start the metaverse as people know, it's this VR experience. And the share price of meta has tanked. It's like half of what it was a year ago. And the metaverse is trying to come to bear and everyone's trying to push Metaverse on everyone. But here's the thing, not even the people that work at meta actually want to use it. This great report from The Verge came out today say that the internal memos are saying that not enough people are using the metaverse at work. And if you can't use it at work, how are people meant to use it in their everyday lives? And

Sarah Wilson 11:21
well, it's affecting the development, right. It's saying that the developments aren't happening fast enough, because people aren't getting native with it.

Dan Ilic 11:28
Yeah. And so people don't know how to use it. People hate using it when they fix the glitches. Yeah, people that work at Mehta just don't want to use Metaverse isn't that a headline

Sarah Wilson 11:37
pops up in one form or another every six months or so we love a headline that says Silicon Valley don't use their own products. Right? My one of my favorites is all of the big heads, including Steve Jobs and Bill Gates as well. They send their kids to Steiner Schools where they play with wooden blocks. And technology's completely banned.

Dan Ilic 11:57
Like, please, we need to get away from technology as much as we possibly Yeah,

Sarah Wilson 12:01
I mean, it's a real thing. And I think it was only a couple of weeks ago, some inventors some big game doesn't let his kids play it. So it's not a new concept. This is slightly different because they're saying the product ship. But really it's a reflection on the metaverse, isn't it? Yeah, and the whole VR dream. Like, I'm seeing this happening more and more. It's a discussion I'm seeing Dan, with a number of my guests on my podcast where we actually do talk about the fact that this technology AI in particular, is just galloping ahead. But there's quite a few people, including the people who are inventing the technology who are going hang on, do we want this? Is this what we actually really want? And I think that question is becoming very, very loud.

Dan Ilic 12:47
You are correct. This is a great insight. Nobody wants this universe. Currently, there is a great experiment happening with AI and somebody has managed to stitch together an AI Steve Jobs being interviewed by an AI Joe Rogan, just from everything, they've all said it kind of it I'm gonna play a little bit of it for you. So you can get a feeling for what it sounds like. We'll play the first couple of minutes. And just he kind of the back and forth from Steve Jobs and Joe Rogan. It is pretty uncanny.

AI Joe Rogan 13:21
Welcome to another episode of The bro Joe Rogan experience. And on this episode, I welcome my friend who's difficult to describe. Fascinated by him, and I hope you will be too and he is weird, and brilliant and sometimes totally insufferable. So super psyched about having him in the house today. First time or? Yeah, we've had you on before, but not for a long time. Like Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore and ghost. You're a memory from the past. So without further ado, my friend who's difficult to describe and wonderful and I'm so grateful he came on the show.

AI Steve Jobs 14:02
How's it going? Good to see you, buddy. It's been a long time since I've been on the show. I've missed this. It's always fun.

AI Joe Rogan 14:08
How's it going? Come on. Tell me about jobs. It's always good to see you, buddy. I'm so happy you came on man.

AI Steve Jobs 14:19
Yeah, it's great to be on the show. Your audience is just so different from your normal Apple users. And that's a good thing. It's cool.

Dan Ilic 14:27
Isn't that uncanny?

Sarah Wilson 14:28
It's a bro mash up. Right. I mean, it's slick and bro meets pod bro.

Dan Ilic 14:35
And the AI is probably developed by white bros.

Sarah Wilson 14:38
Exactly. Exactly. I mean, I don't know if they realize just, yeah, the irony. The triple irony, the triple pipe irony going on there. It is really interesting. I like how it segues from our last topic. Yeah. Because I measure I mean, well that's what that's what, that's where we've arrived and where everything is sort of not It enabled around everything else, you know, you've got these conspiracy theories, like we can't tell the difference between who's a left leaning person and who's a right leaning person. Like, everything is so fragmented and mashed up. Now it's so difficult to know what's real, and AI just reflects that. Yeah, like, what's, where does reality start and end,

Dan Ilic 15:22
I never thought I'd need to use like, darly or something I could never see use for it for myself. I'm like, Who wants to create as Spaceman in a field of poppies? Like, like, like, why would I need that. And the other day, I could see how I could just put a whole bunch of people out of business because I was putting together the irrational fears show live at festival dangerous ideas, and I needed a bunch of graphics done in a hurry. And I, I hired a professional graphic artist to do it. But I'm like, wow, in about four years time, I could imagine these jokes as graphics, put them into a thing. And now they'll spit it out. And I'll be able to, I'll be able to use those graphics instead of hiring someone. And I immediately went shit. That is, that is a big, that's a that's a it's actually scared me by the person I trusted to put these graphs together. Pat, Forrest did an incredible job. And they're hilarious and beautiful, and stunning images to get jokes across to the audience.

Sarah Wilson 16:17
But this is what we want. Because do we want to put people out of jobs? Do you want the delicacy that the imperfection that comes with human creativity to be eradicated? No, I don't think we do

Dan Ilic 16:29
a what. And also for me, like, as a joke teller, like, I thought I could never use a program like that. Because comedy requires a certain nuance to kind of get an idea over real quick fashion. But seeing some of these images that are popping out of people's prompts, it's like, fuck, if you if you're a good prompter, you could you could absolutely create the image, you need to get the joke.

Sarah Wilson 16:49
Yeah, got it. But you still got to have the human to create the joke. You've still got to have the nuance going on that I see. I don't even know think So You Think You think AI can be taught how to

Dan Ilic 16:59
be funny? Yeah, I think I think so. And you know, the thing that makes me nervous about that, and this is the reason why I hate this game so much is Cards Against Humanity, Cards Against Humanity is just a non sequitur generator. And people find non sequitur is funny. And if you just jam two ideas up there that undercut each other people laugh and have a good time and move on. And so it's like, ah, that's, that's the thing that's going to kill us somewhere in the future, someone's gonna work out how to make

Sarah Wilson 17:26
all the singularity, which is that moment when AI technology is meant to take over from human capacity. They're saying it's this century, like, it's close. And is there anyone out there? Is there a godlike figure? You know, and I'm guessing it's not Joe Rogan or Steve Jobs? Well, we know it's not Steve, are they sitting down and going, okay, ethical and moral implications of this? And are they just going that AI is made in our image, right? It's a reflection of our intelligence. And when we confront something that's weaker than us more vulnerable, we kill it. And so is AI going to do the same thing to us? I'm sure Mehta,

Dan Ilic 18:04
a company, that department that's responsible for the genocide of large groups of Southeast Asian populations got unethical department, I'm sure they've thought it through.

Unknown Speaker 18:17
Oh, God, who sues? Oh, rational fear,

Unknown Speaker 18:21
we are still the company that designs technology around people. And finally, this

Dan Ilic 18:27
week's third beer, Sarah Wilson is the 10th anniversary of Julian Gill ads misogyny speech 10 years ago, it kind of is strange that there are young people out there who are in their 20s, who were like 10 years old, when this kind of speech came out and they are magnifying it.

Sarah Wilson 18:41
They're wearing the t shirt,

Dan Ilic 18:42
they're wearing the T shirts. It's a fun, it's a weird kind of thing to kind of see how this speech has become mimetic as like a symbol of feminism in Australia

Sarah Wilson 18:52
internationally, though, as well. I mean, that's the that's the funny thing about it is that here in Australia, it didn't really make headlines until it made headlines overseas, because as you know, it came off the back of a bit of a slippery basses. Peter sleeper was misogynist. Julia Gillard had a vested interest in keeping him in the Speaker's seat. And so that speech pivoted from that, but the American audiences, the German audiences who watched it, you know, virally, they don't know all of that. That said, it also came off the back of many, many years of horrible misogyny. Yeah, and it's occurring more broadly, as we now know, in Australian politics and in Parliament House. So yeah, it's interesting. It was always something that took a while for Australians to grasp. I think it was a bigger international phenomenon first.

Dan Ilic 19:48
Why do you think that is? Why do you think people in global spaces saw their speech and were will

Sarah Wilson 19:54
So partly because it was out of context. Of course, it's

Dan Ilic 19:58
very difficult to kind of say, well, let me Talk about this guy Peter sliver of an asshole. He works for the National.

Sarah Wilson 20:04
Tony Abbott. Let me explain the fact that Yeah, so I think there was that that's not all that it really is because I think Australia, and I'll say it straight. I've said it before as misogynist country. And I don't know that we've progressed all that further in 10 years. It's sort of the wallpaper to our existence, and we have to suck it up. We don't do the outrage around it. And I sort of think that we are expected to roll with the punches of it. Misogyny is very tied up in that bloke culture. The Larry can She'll be right, God, yeah, you're the one with the problem, because he can't take a joke, that whole vibe. And so when we see misogyny as in as women, I think, or as you know, good men, we don't notice it straightaway. And we don't call it out straightaway, we needed it to be seen through the lens of, you know, being these outlets in the on the other side of the world before we felt very ashamed about it.

Dan Ilic 21:00
Speaking of somebody who saw this speech overseas, Ben Rhodes, who was on irrational fear, couple years ago, talking we were talking to him about climate change

Sarah Wilson 21:09
this is this has resurfaced as an adult or became news back then didn't that irrational fear expose this, this particular story? But yes, please tell us the background. Yeah.

Dan Ilic 21:19
So we were talking to Ben Rhodes about climate change and how you know, Australia so far behind in Australia, so backwards, and he was just saying, You guys are so backwards. You know, Tony Abbott is so backwards like we had to we had many debates with Tony Abbott. And we realized like talking to him was like talking to a brick wall. And why he was in power. Every time we had to deal with him. We watched the misogyny space. So here's Ben Rhodes.

Sarah Wilson 21:37
Oh, what just for entertainment?

Dan Ilic 21:39
Yeah, here he is, in his own words here, Ben.

Ben Rhodes 21:41
I did not know that. I will tell you that whenever we were really annoyed with Tony Abbott. We would watch the video of that speech by Julia Gillard. Yeah, well, that speech got watched a lot. Let me just put it that way. You know,

Lewis Hobba 21:57
and when sorry, when all those hand washing videos were coming out at the start, and they were like, You need to wash your hands for at least 20 seconds. People were giving you like sunglasses like wash it for the length of Happy Birthday. There are a lot of people who are going you just need to wash your hands for the length of Julia Gilad was such a nice

Dan Ilic 22:15
seven minutes. It's heartening to know that Obama and his staff were watching that speech just to feel better about having to deal with Australia.

Sarah Wilson 22:28
While we're doing segues, by the way, I actually had on my podcast last week, a woman called Marianne Sieghart. She's a BBC correspondent. She's been the associate editor of the Times for 20 years. And she wrote a book just recently called the authority gap. And in it she interviews Julia Gillard, or Dillard about the speech. And there's a bunch of things that she says in there, which actually have come out in the press just this week about how she wished she actually had said it done the speech earlier, she had actually sat on that rage and that need to call it out for quite some time, because she felt that Australians would settle into the idea of an Australian female PM. Well, they didn't. And eventually, she felt she had to give that speech. But Marianne, and I cover a bunch of things in the podcast, and she's got this great, I've got to share this one, she's got this great study that she references, where I think it's something like it's a huge, I think it's 3000 children across all teenagers, male and female, across nine countries. So it's a meta study, just to bring it all back in. Anyway, they get a bunch of 15 year olds, male and female, and they present them with a dozen or so mathematical concepts. And the children that are teenagers are asked if those ideas are familiar to them. Have you heard of these ideas? Do you know about these things? Anyway? In the blokes say that they have heard are far more of them than the women, the women go, Oh, I'm not sure if that kind of thing, right? The thing is about a quarter or a third of them. Bullshit, right? They throw in non concepts. But the blokes still say, oh, yeah, I know about that. I know about that. And the women say, oh, no, I don't think I know about that one. Anyway, the conclusion of the study is that men have a disposition to bullshitting. And, you know, it starts when they're young, and it carries on anyway. So if we're going to be talking to former male Australian PMS, the bullshitting thing comes through loud and true. But then to bring it back around, she also points out that Obama's staff also had this thing where the women got fed up with their ideas been interrupted and talked over in meetings. And so they got together and Obama picked it. And he actually got the women together and said, Hang on, what are you doing here? Have you heard about this?

Dan Ilic 24:46
This is the echo. Somebody will say a point. And then somebody will come in and say it, and somebody will repeat the point. Yeah,

Sarah Wilson 24:53
so a woman will come up with an idea and generally, any woman listening will know what I'm talking about. It'll just get ignored. But then In 10 minutes layer a bloke will raise it. And of course, it's a fantastic idea and they own the idea and off it goes. So what happens? The echoing thing is that women get together and go, Alright, we're gonna bring some a point, we're gonna make sure it almost gets, you know, tallied. Right. So great point, Martha. And then, you know, and that's how they do it. And Obama noticed it, and the women said, yeah, we've got to do it. Otherwise our ideas don't get heard. So anyway, that was a guest that I spoke to. And since we're doing segways I think that was a loop de loop segway. Well, Danville,

Dan Ilic 25:30
you are the you are the master of the Segway. Well,

Sarah Wilson 25:34
I don't know where we landed anywhere in interesting, but

Dan Ilic 25:37
Well, speaking of podcast, Sarah, you've got a podcast. That was

Sarah Wilson 25:41
a perfect handles. Your podcast is,

Dan Ilic 25:46
you know, it's back in fine form. You're back on the horse who have you had recently and what have you learned?

Sarah Wilson 25:50
This week's is actually an interesting one. It's a slight diversion. Matt Brown. He's an Australian academic. And he co hosts a podcast called decoding the Guru's. And it pulls apart these. Again, this is a segue, the Joe Rogan's of the world, the LEX Friedman's the Weinstein's they actually pull apart these segments bit by bit, and put it through a barometer a group to see if they're like for real or just got Messiah Complex. And it's really it's quite controversial. They're all blokes, you know, and yeah, this is Australia. He's an Australian academic, based out of the University of Queensland. And then the other one is an academic, he's Irish, and lives in Tokyo makes no sense whatsoever. But they've become quite influential and a lot of these gurus you know, the Jordan Peterson's Lex Friedman, who else is there, Sam Harris, although Sam doesn't quite fit into that bucket, Russell Brand. They are sort of targets of decoding the Guru's anyway. So I interview, Matt about all of this and we go into why it is that this is happening now. What it is saying about our culture, what it's saying about young men and their need for these gurus for these men that come out,

Dan Ilic 27:09
why do we need Jordan Peterson to tell people to have tall rules to make their bed or to make their fucking bed? Yeah.

Sarah Wilson 27:15
Well, if it was as harmless as that, that'd be okay. But the problem is that they go on to spread conspiracy theories. And of course, they all sell the same powders and products online. They all interview each other. So Joe Rogan used to have more women on his podcast. Now they just, it's just a bro fest. It's a bro orgy, they all interview each other, they all love each other, they all support each other. And when you've got Joe Rogan supporting Alex Jones, and Andrew Tate, and then you've got Lex Friedman supporting Joe Rogan, and they all support each other. It's just this echo chamber of quite frankly, misogyny.

Dan Ilic 27:50
Well, can I just say thank you for supporting irrational fear by coming on?

Sarah Wilson 27:56
Yes, well, and we did talk misogyny. And we did talk Alex Jones. But are we platforming? I don't

Dan Ilic 28:03
know. It's hard to tell. So with that, with that interview, what's the one big takeaway from that conversation you had with with Matt? Um,

Sarah Wilson 28:13
well, I think it would be for my listeners to just be aware of husband's friends who are listening to these people and be aware of the messages that they're peddling. Just about everyone I know has a partner who loves Joe Rogan is great, he's great. And thinks that their their research is legit. It's it's really not. Yeah. Anyway, I'd be a fan of Joe Rogan. I still listen to his stuff.

Dan Ilic 28:33
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Joy. We're recording a live podcast of our show. So you are an integral part of the show. So it's important to clap and cheer and laugh at all the jokes no matter the quality of the jokes. Yeah, that's right. Yes. Like,

move that person to the front. Yeah. Well, we've got a seat down here for you. Particularly at the top. At the very start of the show. Dan likes to start the show with three big jokes. terrible jokes very, very in quality.

And they are wafting. Terrible, yeah, really.

Lewis Hobba 0:42

For his sake. I beg if you clap, and she just pretend they're really good.

Dan Ilic 0:49

It's a format point of the show. We want to we want to be as close to the weekly as possible.

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It's gonna be a really fun show. This is an incredible house. And let's firstly just give it a huge round of applause. Yeah. Carriageworks festival dangerous idea.

Dan Ilic 1:03

Yeah. Thanks for having me. I'm Dan. And I'm Louis. Yeah. And we'll introduce these folks in a second. All right, great. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on Gadigal land in the urination sovereignty was never seated when at a treaty. Let's start the show.

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Dan Ilic 1:31

leaked documents show that top defense officials were kept in the dark about submarine contracts. When asked about it, Scott Morrison said he wouldn't talk about ongoing underwater matters.

And in order to increase transparency Anthony Albanese auditor or government ministers to leave their dream journals unlocked. And Governor General David Hurley becomes a Patreon supporter of irrational fear. No jokes. He is the best Governor General ever. Viva la Governor General. It's the 17th of September 2022. And you'll if you're listening to this it means I'm in a secret prison in Tuggeranong. This is a rational

irrational fear on your hosts former sovereign Daniel itch and this is the show live at the Festival of Dangerous Ideas. This is the podcast where we make fun of the toughest topics because you know if we don't we try. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She's been uncovering lies in Sydney for over 25 years. Tonight we'll ask her for her tips about how to lie to her face. It's the host of Leia Leia, Kate McClymont.

Now Kate is not what we're talking about tonight. But everyone in this room wants to know did the husband do it?

Kate McClymont 2:55

Oh, you haven't left me with a foot to stand on.

Dan Ilic 3:00

Don't be fooled by this man's accent. He's so Australian. He makes the rest of us look like immigrants from the New York Times it's Damien caves. Damien when it comes to learning about Australia, is this something you haven't quite mastered yet?

Damien Cave 3:15

You know, I just discovered what it means to have a smoker still there.

Dan Ilic 3:22

And she's covered everything this year from Canberra to Kyiv tonight will be her toughest assignment yet, please give it up for Amber shocks.

And as a cranky journalist who is more transparent Russia or Australia

Amber Schultz 3:39

spends the metrics transparent about body composition that's transparent about ability to succumb to peer pressure. That's elbow.

Dan Ilic 3:49

And he's the former Australian Defense Lawyer turn whistleblower now professional panel guest is David McBride. David, is there anything funny about the being the enemy of the state?

David McBride 4:04

Well, it certainly makes your dating life a lot better. Say, Oh, I'm a lawyer. They're like, Oh, sickness, my boyfriend. You say I'm facing unlimited time in jail. You must be

Dan Ilic 4:22

really up for a one night stand.

Very day. And he's a government employee who's seen too much. And he's come here tonight to say enough is enough. It's Louis harbor. Lewis some. What secrets will you be revealing tonight?

What secrets? Yeah. Gosh, I'm gonna tell you. I can't What can I tell you who's gonna win the 100 100 next? The audience here would probably really care about that. All these

people are aging into the demographic. And he's on the paths and paths tonight is still in vain for the news fighters podcast.

Oh, this is great. Well, what a stellar lineup, we have got more influence and power on this panel than inside Scott Morrison's head. It's very exciting. And I don't blame him for signing up for more than one job. There's, there's, of course a labor crisis going on. It's very hard to find good help. We'll have more on the Morrison ministries a little later on. In fact, we'll hear from all of our fear mongers in just a second. But first, I'm going to do a bit of a deep dive to set the context for tonight's performances. I'm here to tell a story. There's an island in the Pacific that is on the verge of autocracy, its leaders have acquired a huge amount of power over its citizens. They raid journalists are reporting on crimes the state has committed, they lock up whistleblowers, for calling out corruption. If doctors and teachers talk about the jobs on social media, they could go to jail. And they banned reporting on certain modes of transport. So where the bloody hell are you? Well, if you answer that question out loud, you could go to jail, but I say because I'm brave. I'm not a coward. It's New Zealand and we need to keep an eye on. No, it's us. It's Australia. Prior to the National Security Information Act of 2004. The top three Australian secrets were the Vegemite recipe, the Australia two winged keel and Harold Holtz post Prime Ministerial career as a taxi driver in Bundaberg. No one ever talks about it. That's it. That's all the secrets we had in Australia, pre 2004. There was, of course, our Pine Gap. But that's more of an American CSR secret. Yeah. And the only person that can lose their job if they talk about is the prime minister. Everything else? Yes. Oh, because everything else is on the table until 911, which was or in Australia's case, our 911 was the tamper crisis. And that's when the National Information Security Act came in. And then the She'll be right. No walk and fairies version of Australia was locked away in John Howard's basement never to be seen again. Instead, we have a bunch of legislation that makes transparency harder than ever. The National Information Security Act is one thing up is the big one. Okay. Anything deemed by the government that is of a national security risk can't be reported on or it can't even go to court. And if it does go to court, you'll never hear about it. Like the case of witness J discovered in 2019, a person who was secretly jailed in the ICT, we don't know their name. We don't know their crime, their sentence or what they were sentence for. The only thing we do know is what they might look like thanks to a court sketch from the secret trial. Yeah. Look around you. It could be could be any one of us and how we know they exist in the first place was that they actually writing a memoir in jail. And the AFP went and raided their cell and they were so pissed off that the AFP raided their cell to take their memoir away. They took the ICT government to court to complain about it, and then we only find out about it because a Judge Burns read it out in court. And everyone's like, what the fuck with this secret guy got from? There was witness Kay a secret trial against a whistleblower who revealed that Australian secret agents bugged East Timor Prime Minister's office when we were negotiating Castile that was in 2004. That deal got torn up went to The Hague. There's a whole deal. They got renegotiated again, and then it wasn't until 2014. Witness Kay went to trial in secret in Australia, a decade later. Now, this should be concerning, because we don't know how many secret cases there are like this. They could be 1000s. I'm not an expert. But I think we should definitely investigate witnesses a true i. Now, that's one part secret trials, right. A couple of other things you should think about is this misnamed Freedom of Information Act, because it's not free, and you don't get any information. Journalists or anyone who is interested can actually request documents from the government. But it costs a shitloads of money. And if you're a journalist, it can take forever and go past your deadline. And they're pretty much useless when it comes back. When news organizations have the resources and time to challenge the government. It's a whole process, you got to go through the Information Commissioner, the Administrative Appeals Tribunal, and then the federal court. And that process can take up to three fucking years to do that which case in our hypothetical, that journalist would have been laid off by several news organizations. But on the upside is now working inside the Prime Minister and Cabinet so they can look at all the documents they want. And then this is this is the national cabinet, a regular meeting of premiers and First Ministers and the Prime Minister. It was created during COVID to talk about what COVID Presumably, we actually don't know because it's secret. South Australia might want to change the size of their rail gauge again and ruin the dream to boomers across the country in the Indian Pacific. We don't know we need to know. We just have a minute song. So that joke.

Really excited for that. Used to be called COAG I don't know if anyone remembers this. The Commonwealth Heads of Government But it was changed for two reasons. First of all, it sounded like a brand of glue. And then Scott Morrison renamed the national cabinet that so he could basically claim that all the meetings were cabinet in confidence like the real Commonwealth cabinet, but it's not. It's just made up. Morrison just fucking made it up

Lewis Hobba 10:21

for now he's a cabinet maker as well. He's a cabinet maker.

Scott Morrison 10:29

That was good. Thank you.

Dan Ilic 10:32

Thank you, sir. You're allowed to lobby. You don't have to say that was good. But I'll tell you.

There are heroes on this island like the Auditor General whose great work includes sifting through tons of Excel spreadsheets to find any anomalies exposed waste and conflicts of interest. Here's what the Auditor General has done in the last little bit. You may remember the leppington triangles sportswriting carpark roads. Yeah, pretty good. What an incredible group of public service heroes give a round of applause pretty amazing work and what was their reward? Well, the Morison government defunded the pump by $14 million. Meaning that the Australian National Audit Office can now only complete 38 audits a year 38. That's not many. I think Angus Taylor has more offshore bank accounts than that. So yeah, I don't know if you've picked up a trend here. But these secrecy laws have been around a while, but it seems like they've only been used in the last 10 years or so.

It could have gotten into power 10 years or so. Is anyone who got their theory first public ministry 10 years or so. One prominent Senior Counsel Geoggrey Watson points the day that transparency died in Australia. Here's the exact date transparency died on Friday, the eighth of November 2013. It happened at a media briefing called then by the Immigration Minister Scott Morrison, you may remember it the overnight

Unknown Speaker 11:55

incident. What's become a vet photo of asylum seekers. I will not comment further in relation to onboarding matters. Thank you. This is a great public intro. In relation to on water matters. Have they been coming further in relation to on water matters? I think we've dealt with that question.

Unknown Speaker 12:16

And in terms of making that judgment, if they've done something because do customer Australia, doesn't that mean that your tax base policy

Scott Morrison 12:22

is kind of? Well, you've made a whole bunch of presumptions there, which I'm not about to speculate, maybe you can make them up for? Well, you're the one making the presumptions that may

Unknown Speaker 12:30

be the case of the overnight incident is not resolved. And that's why more information is not forthcoming. It's an ongoing

Scott Morrison 12:35

operational matter. And the persons that were at risk have all been accounted for. We're not going to go into the micro detail of these operational matters. What we are saying is that we rendered assistance, and all the people and all the people have been accounted for. So we can go around this for a lot longer. But that is the position. Scary what you get now, isn't it? Wow,

Dan Ilic 13:01

absolutely wild. You'll remember that.

David McBride 13:03

You notice Angus Campbell, before he became

Dan Ilic 13:07

chief of the defense straight after this? Yeah, like a year later, he was a chief of talent spawn. Yeah, so if you remember, do you remember that phrase, I will not comment in relation to home order matters, man. It was unrepeated every press conference for like six months until the press got bored and stopped going to those press conferences. He was even number five on the hottest 100 of that. Which is amazing. Also, it was on afternoon game shows as well. The

Unknown Speaker 13:33

final question was $7,000 Go to you go take a look at this picture. What's the well known catchphrase? It's an ongoing operational matter. Close Hey, I bet the audience knows what it was sadly, Scott, you missed out on the $7,000 which isn't enough to buy you a journalist. These are the happy you get anyway, tonight.

Scott Morrison 14:06

Yeah, I didn't get a logo.

Dan Ilic 14:09

That joke relies so heavily on people remembering birthdays catch.

Instead of showing the first competition is shown.

As Jeffrey watched an SC put it there was a hint in those words that it might have something to do with national security. But that was never the case. There was no evidence was ever produced at once the government got away with it once they got a taste for it. And that kind of secrecy is alluring and has an addictive quality. As what's inputted to me by phone, just like in sports. Once one side of the game starts cheating and gets away with it. Both sides start cheating and we're already seeing labor, hinting that they will continue on with national cabinet in secret. So this is where we are on this island today laws designed to protect its citizens instead use to protect the fragile egos of megalomaniacs. We elect. Yeah. And it seems today everything on this island is secret for no good reason as Damian cave put it in a great 2019 article titled Australian might be the world's most secretive democracy. This is what he wrote. The most recent expansion of government secrecy came last year with an espionage bill would increase criminal penalties for sharing information declassified, even if even if a document happened to be as harmless as a cafeteria menu. So the other day, I tested it out, I reached out to Aziz cafe, in the middle of Parliament House, you need a pass to get into it. Or the politicians and lobbyists go there. And I sent them a text and asked them to send me a photo of the menu and they sent it through. Fantastic and don't worry, the sources were redacted.

And in case you're wondering, they're the soup of the day is chicken. Yeah, so the guy

apparently got a problem for me to check. That's good, though. Very happy. So there we go. ever run a Festival of Dangerous Ideas, please give it up for Damien cage.

Damien Cave 16:12

Thank you. Thanks. So when I when I wrote that article, actually, you know, people thought I was crazy, calling Australia this extremely secretive democracy. But now that we have a prime minister with lots of secret jobs, maybe it's not so crazy. And maybe it's not just a crazy American who's, who's saying it? You know, since I wrote that story, there have been many more examples, lots of which you went into. But, you know, I think it's important to recognize that it's not just Canberra that this problem exists in. And, you know, I run into it all over the country when I'm dealing with people as a reporter. And I have a small story, a small example that will show you just how much it handles some of the most important issues at the local level. Like, can we get this image perhaps the giant banana, giant caveman banana? Let me back up for a minute. So we have a newsletter that The New York Times publishes every week called the Australia letter, which is basically a reporter riffing about the news of the week with a little bit of perspective. And so one week better, Odell was a wonderful writer for us. And Melbourne said, you know, I want to write about this public art thing. It's involves bananas and frogs and, and babies, and I had no idea what she was talking about. But I figured, yeah, for sure, go for it. So shockingly, after it runs, I get this email from somebody that says the subject line is immediate removal of article. And I'm wondering what on earth this is about, right. So I look in and I see that it's about the newsletter, which makes me go back and try to understand what this giant banana he-man thing is all about. And it turns out that there was an exchange being offered between, you know, a local council in Melbourne, and John Oliver, the comedian who John basically wanted to take this lovely piece of art off the hands of Melbourne and trade, and give them basically some frogs with some legs that were open a little bit wider than his approach. And along with that, he also had some babies that had been washed up on the shore and Texas, beautiful babies like this. And so he offered to trade these wonderful pieces of art for the he-man Banana. Basha was in favor of this plan. She loved the frogs, I think. So as you can see, this was a serious job of public interest journalism in Australia's greatest interests, which is why I was really surprised when I got an email and concerned I should say, and the subject line was immediate removal of article. I mean, that's a pretty big request. We don't take down articles from the New York Times, sometimes we attach a correction, maybe an Editor's Note, but take it down, I literally can't think of a single time that that's happened. And I worry that there must be some serious flaw in what beshear had written. But no, it turns out that the person in local government had an email exchange with her about whether the dollars could go into the recycling machine. And she was quoted as saying, and this is the exact quote, I don't know what the dolls are made of. So I can't officially comment either way. She wrote that in the email that her name was attached, and that it wasn't supposed to be because she did not consent to it, and was not an authorized spokesperson for the council, this council policy, she said, so at this point, I feel kind of bad. And I'm wondering like maybe this is just the person who happened to be in the office that day. So I go out and I look on LinkedIn and I discover that her actual title is Senior Advisor for media and communications. We had a bit more back and forth by email and she said that she was when she was quoted it was always without a name. Now at no point in this exchange with special did she request anonymity not that we would have granted it but the whole thing started to feel pretty ridiculous to me. I mean, here's a person who was being paid with tax dollars to give the media information demanding an article be spiked because she kind of did her job with a weird nothing burger. Have a comment about scary rubbery baby dolls. Like really, this is how far down the rabbit hole Australian secrecy is gone. But the thing is, I'd been around and I could also see this It really wasn't just her fault, right? This was bigger than her. This council did have a secrecy policy for almost everything. And everyone, just like Australia has a secrecy default for far too many things. As Dan mentioned, it's a habit, it gets addictive. She was just following the written and unwritten rules for the world's most secretive democracy. And I was pretty sure she didn't even see the context that way. So I tried to write back to her politely. And this is what I wrote. The problem here, it seems to me is the Australian practice of withholding names. In general, if you work for a public entity in a democracy, anonymity is not assumed you work for the public at taxpayer expense. And so in the future, if you don't want to be named, please make that clear in your exchange with New York Times reporters, and we can respond accordingly. She wrote me back and said, Thank you. This has been a huge lesson for me, in terms of dealing with reporters. Now again, this was her job.

Scott Morrison 20:50

So she was she was the senior media advisor.

Damien Cave 20:53

Yeah, exactly. Now, I wish that this was the only absurd example of Australia secrecy default in the years since I wrote that article, but it's not. There was also the time when I filed a public records request for some insight and what kinds of things the Foreign Investment Review Board was rejecting. I started out asking for companies and industries in the countries involved for every decision, I wanted to basically know what kinds of things were being rejected from China, in particular what or not, they said no to that. So then I just asked for numbers, lands statistics for which countries had applied and been rejected. I asked for ratios of accepted investments, anything that would give me any insight into what this very important government body was doing. And they said no to all of it. They just assumed it was a national security threat, whether or not China bought a dairy farm or not. More recently, and I'll end with this, I run into a senior Australian diplomat at an event who told me a handful of mildly insightful things about Australian foreign policies. At the end of our little chat, he looked at me in the eyes and he said, You can't quote or refer to anything I told you. I told them not to worry that I've been talking to a lot of Western officials from the US the UK a whole bunch of things on this story I was working on. So the most that I could imagine doing was combining what he said with others, and referring it to something like Western officials, in his eyes when Drew wide with fear. No, I've gotten in trouble for that. I've gotten in trouble for that, too. You can't do that you just can't. And again, none of what he told me amounted to state secrets, but he was completely stressed. It was like he feared being jailed or fired or killed for saying very, very little out. And that's really the problem here. The culture of secrecy has become so dominant in Australia that it muzzles, voices and sensors, people who are responsible for this democracy. Instead of recognizing that their roles include an obligation to the public to explain why they are what they are doing is good for the country. They behave as if telling the media and the public anything is a violation of ethics. And they are disciplined with that priority in mind, stay silent, keep information private, or else. Don't make any mistake. This is an authoritarian instinct. I've seen it in dictatorships around the world, and it's toxic and contagious. It's an attitude that strikes fear into everyone and anyone who has an urge to share important information that we deserve to know. One more thing, though some figures in Australian life, perhaps that former Prime Minister perhaps another member who we've tussled with, I think in the media quite a bit named Peter Dutton, have a far worse reputation on secrecy than others. But it is not a partisan problem. It's a political problem and a power problem and a habit problem. Even after Scott Morrison took on all those extra jobs, you did not see the Albanese government immediately promised to tackle the problem of secrecy all over government. And it's not clear if the Prime Minister ever will get around to dealing with it. This is the case even though countless studies show that secrecy undermines trust in democracy and creates the conditions for corruption and mismanagement. Australians really deserve better. My hope is that someday we get to a place where every official can speak freely, including those who have something to say about a gross baby doll washing up on shore, or a banana he-man public art project and

David McBride 23:54

I want to jump in because what you said rang true and I and I get it forget it later. But the they had a thing in the defense was about privacy, the Privacy Act, and I think people understood the idea obviously, you don't want people finding out about your sexual preference or whatever, because through some sort of a lake, but they took it very seriously. And we were in in dropping bombs on people in the Middle East. And I kid you not. There was like a senior defense lawyer. It was sort of like targeting this terrorist. It's gonna say to say a Hellfire besar they were like, I'm not sure we may be breaching their privacy guideposts the whole action

Dan Ilic 24:42

Damian has anything else? Kind of you've been here five years. Does anything else surprise you at all now due to kind of around secrecy in Australian Government?

Damien Cave 24:51

You know, I think I'm constantly surprised by moments like the one I just described where it's it's so deeply ingrained in the culture that the default setting is to just not attach a name or under an understanding of accountability at the low, low level. So that's the first thing. It's just throughout the culture. And then the second thing is, though, that I'm so pleasantly surprised when people actually trust me and do help me like there was one time I was in like the small town in South Australia doing a story about I think there was a it was a memorial to a massacre against the local Aboriginal people. And somebody in government, this was a very, really big controversial conflict in this small town. But someone quietly at some point, handed me the small blue book, and he said, This is the phone numbers for everyone in this town. You can call it whatever you want. Don't tell anyone I gave. And I don't know why he trusted me with that. But I'm so grateful to those people who, who, you know, feel that they've taken a chance on me as a journalist, and I'm and that surprises me, because it's so rare, unfortunately. Yeah.

Dan Ilic 25:49

Great. And what was the diplomat? What was he saying to you? Was he saying stuff? Like, you know, we sell a lot of shape in Australia.

Damien Cave 25:56

You know, he was like talking about like other leaders and like things that were totally part of the public record. Like, I think he maybe he thought he was saying these brilliant things, but I'd heard all of it. But

Amber Schultz 26:06

how much that has trickled down to normal conversation for I'll have dinner with a friend and they're just talking about the average Wednesday and they'll stop themselves and they'll be like, this is off the record.

Unknown Speaker 26:17

Yeah, exactly.

Damien Cave 26:18

That sense of self importance to I guess it's part of the secrecy thing. It's like whatever I'm doing it. I think it helps people sort of feel important to feel as though the menu for a restaurant might be secret.

Dan Ilic 26:27

All right, great. Well, I'm looking forward to the next secret spilled by Amber Schultz.

Amber Schultz 26:38

Last week, I went to this really glamorous event called the midwinter ball. So for those of you that don't know it's in Parliament, and it's an opportunity for journalists to cosplay as stage three tax cut recipients. We all go and the whole point of the event is to suck up to politicians and staffers and lobbyists. But what's weird is the entire thing as soon as you step through those doors, the entire event is off the record. It's all secret, which why you would have an event invite journalists and keep it off the record bewilders me it's not an ACO meeting. It's not an August meeting because if it was Scott Morrison would have leaked the Testaments and it's not despite what Senator Sarah Hanson young seem to think Met Gala event is the parliamentary ball. You know, Australia is addicted to secrecy. We've got witness que je lawyer X, you know, it sounds like a wiggle soul was Scott Morrison's ministerial appointments, whistleblowers a silence secret midwinter ball speeches, it's absolutely absurd. freedom of information requests in Australia across the past decade, have been rejected 50% year on year, those that are accepted, which is rare, but those that are accepted return pages upon pages of redacted information, so you just get a wall of black and it makes trying to figure out what the hell is going on about as difficult as reading a George RR Martin novel. But well, the government doesn't want to share any information with the public. It turns out the public is really, really happy to share information with the government. Yeah, we are we're a nation of dubbers. We love snitching It's absolutely absurd. And we didn't start like this. You know, Australia is, you know, our colonial history is a nation of convicts, and obviously the convicts aren't snitching, because the ones that snitched got stay in England. Our snitching culture is the result of some really, really successful marketing campaigns. So the government really does want whistleblowers that really wants people to come forward with information, provided, you're coming forward with information about Gen three doors down. So the first marketing campaign was Crimestoppers that started in the 80s. And that's been really successful. There's like 350,000 Tip offs per year. And about half of those actually result in a police report, which is hugely successful. And then of course, 911 happened and the government decided we need a national security hotline, we need something more tailored to terrorism. And conveniently, a lot of these national security hotline campaigns were released during elections because nothing else buys a vote like fear. So we had the if you see something, say something we had Be alert, not alarmed, and we had if it doesn't add up, speak up, we moved from loose lips sink ships to spy on your neighbor. It's normal behavior. But you know, a lot of these national security tips obviously a steeped in racism and prejudice. So Australia, we are trying to be better we are trying to be, you know, less divisive, more inclusive. So COVID presented a really fantastic opportunity of that because it meant we could dive on our neighbors regardless of race or background or socioeconomic class. It's progress, really. There was one example so there was so many people calling the police on one another often for really, really trivial things. One example was woman she's sitting home and she sees a photo scrolling through photos and she sees one where she looks absolutely shredded in her bikini from a holiday a year ago. She decides to post it on Facebook and suddenly the police are at a door. One of her Facebook friends saw that photo thought it was current and called the police on Yeah, that's how much we love snitching you know and you're worried about Zuckerberg spying on you. It's not so good for your old high school friend from 20 years ago. You know, we love snitching we have a dubbing hotline for almost everything. We have Dobbin a dealer that was launched in 2016. And DUBNER dealer has actually seen since the campaign launched, the number of people calling up about dealers double it's been really successful. Unfortunately, unfortunately, a tip off about AFLW style way Macquarie's dealer turned up nothing but crushed up bags of ibuprofen. It's a real hit and miss. We've got the job seeker Dobbin hotline which was cruelly caused it's not funny.

Kate McClymont 31:07

Scott Morrison was ringing constantly.

Amber Schultz 31:12

Which was currently called Adobe and Adobe Lightroom. Now that wasn't actually as successful because people didn't, you know, didn't really like the idea of dubbing in someone on the doll. But the people that did complain was small to medium businesses who said people that had applied for their jobs had lied on their CV, which is really funny because it just means the public is looking to John Barilaro. And taking a bit of a we also were used to we don't know, but we used to even have a hotline to dub in mislabeled seafoods. That's how much we love dubbing. Yeah. Yeah, there was a specific one for mislabeled seafood. Wow.

Damien Cave 31:47

Sounds like a micro detail.

Scott Morrison 31:50

RAM sticks.

Amber Schultz 31:53

So tip offs and Dobbins are a dime a dozen. I mean in this economy, who knows, but really a diamond doesn't. So while you can't know what subpar jokes Albanese staff wrote for him at the midwinter ball speech he can know about that job interview, you didn't show up for you know, he can know about that crushed up bag of ibuprofen you bought, or he can know about that weird photo you posted on Facebook. So while the government you know, wants information from you, but only wants really, really trivial trivial information, you know, try snitching about something of importance and you know the thing snitches get stitches closed or prosecution

Dan Ilic 32:37

and, you know, it costs money to do foi stuff. But what's the most you've ever cost Crikey. In your career as a journalist,

Amber Schultz 32:48

I probably set a record for the fastest lawsuit from a new hire because I hit three days and immediately got a consent notice. So, you know, I don't know if you know this. But Craig, he has a very long rich history of being sued for defamation. So I was proud to join that on day three.

Dan Ilic 33:05

It's kind of interesting, like you're talking about midway to Boulder, and the inverse, the immediate comparison is the White House press correspondents dinner in DC and which is like public broadcast celebrities, everyone wants to go to it. It's like, if you're a leader and you're at that event, you are going to get roasted and you if you if you fuck up on stage, you're going to eat it in front of everyone. It's like that is like the absolute icon of like that when you look at both countries, Australia and America, that's like transparency back to back

anytime you are looking at America with respect and thinking like that they are more relaxed than us. Like, we need to have a good hard look at ourselves. It's like secret dinners for the whatever for the President and wave laws. Like what are we doing? Yeah, but it's weird those because we there's a not a bowl but there's a annual invite by ABC employee like the a bunch of ABC employees get basically instructed to go down to Parliament House and kiss the ring to suck up tour, isn't it? Well, yeah. And so one no, well, one year I was told to go down and as you know, the face of youth as I was back then and and it's so weird because obviously all politicians hate young people. So they were just like, get the fuck out of here. But then they everyone was like all of the ABC celebs out there trying to like impress you know, someone who would give us money and they didn't give a shit until b one and B two came out. And those politicians were fucking bananas. Like they were all grabbing photo like they were so excited. We're just like, well, I just wouldn't got drunk with Costa

those politicians weren't obviously from Fitzroy. Exactly. And but when you're around Parliament House lately, can you tell If there's like a tone changed since the new government is coming like is there, is there a different feeling around the press color?

Amber Schultz 35:07

There is I mean slightly. We've got the little, like little postcards that have the one 800 parliamentary support services number on it, but that they're everywhere. But aside from that, the only difference is people constantly if anyone like gets too close or accidentally brushes past someone, someone will yell Jenkins about the only difference.

Dan Ilic 35:28

That's great. It's easy to make fun of the press gallery for kind of hypocrisy. They're under pressure from the government. It it's kind of interesting to see over the last couple of years how news reports have changed, particularly under the Morison government I don't know if you've noticed. Here's a clip from Channel 10 News.

Unknown Speaker 35:48

Here are the headlines approved by the Department of Communications on 10. The Royal Commission into how good is Australia has found that Australia is very good and colder than many estimates predicted. The Department of Fair go agrees with the findings saying that Aussies are getting fair a goes and more goes than ever before. And Australia's most prestigious honor the Order of Australia is having a makeover with a brand new category added to the list. So move over items and AM's there's a new metal on the podium. It's the QA, which will be awarded to the most quiet Australian and that's someone who excels at showing complete disinterest in the affairs of government and goes about their day unquestioning the world around them. Nominations are now open. So good luck to everyone. And in sports, Australia's cricket team are the best and they will win the ashes if any of the current deliver want to see the loved ones again, turning to the weather, despite what it looks like out of the window, it is fine. And definitely average temperatures for this time of year. Definitely not white hotter than usual. That is, of course all the approved news for now in the greatest country in the world. And remember, it's on Australian to not have private health insurance.

Unknown Speaker 37:09

Ladies and gentlemen,

Dan Ilic 37:10

please give it up for Kate McClymont

Kate McClymont 37:19

Right, I'm going to give you some tips tonight on how to avoid me. So I find now that often when I ring people up, I can hear them and I say, oh, it's Kate McClymont. Here, I can hit and go. But anyway, if you want to be secret, one of the things I want to advise you is not to buy a voice distorter. So I did have someone ring up to give me some very highly confidential information. And they've gone to the trouble of buying a voice distorter and it did sound like a crazed robot. But the information was absolutely fabulous. And I said at the end of the conversation, thank you so much. And now I can get you on this number for safe forgotten. Voice distorter that number still came up. Don't buy voice disorder. And too. If you want to remain secret, please use Australia Post snail mail, it's still the best way to send things. However, if you are one of the bead family, and you are sitting there sending me death threats, please wear gloves. Your fingerprints were on the envelope. And on the inside. So gloves if you really don't want to be. And one other thing I'd like to advise Eddie obeyed was in the past. When I rang his office to get some questions. He forgot to hang up. The phone on and I listened for 20 minutes, as they discussed how they were going to lie to me what they were going to say. And in the end, I had to call in on the office spoke. And I said look, Eddie, it's been so lovely hearing you talk about me. It's been so lovely hearing your plants. However, I really need a comment and I just heard them go off. They hung up. Another thing is that when a major crime figure has died, don't go behind the crypt at the funeral to discuss where the money is. This happened at many Macpherson's funeral, and I'd already been threatened so I thought I would hide behind the crypt. But on the other side of the crypt was Lenny McPherson solicitor, who was chatting away about where the money was hidden, what companies they had. So that was very handy. And having said those things I Do want to just take one moment to say that I am also an idiot when it comes to, you know, giving my own things away, Louis reminded me today that I accidentally sent a pin with my location on it to the head of the Hells Angels. Caitlin climber is here. Not so good. Then I sent a photo of my ear. How would you take a photo of your ear and send it, but I sent that to one of my colleagues who thought I, somebody had cut it off. And I was like, and then the last thing I did was that I did have my phone in my pocket. And I sent a whole lot of gibberish to Twitter. And people contacted me saying, should they call the police? Had I been kidnapped? Had I been kidnapped? And was this a secret cry for help? So I would just like to say that I too, like many of the criminals I cover am an idiot

Dan Ilic 41:10

Do you ever feel honestly feel like your life is in danger?

Kate McClymont 41:16

I always take the one of my contacts who was a detective said to me, Kate, don't worry about the ones that threaten you. It's the ones that don't. And I did get a death threat death threat delivered to my house and that did have 303 on it. And I said to my husband what that's actually our address 303 And he said it's a rifle, you idiot. And it doesn't help when you don't actually understand that you are a threat to your own house. Oh,

Dan Ilic 41:47

so if we were to send a death threat to you, what's the best kind of

Kate McClymont 41:53

with the with the fingerprints? And what

Dan Ilic 41:55

is the best way to actually stay secret from me rather than you know all the mistakes? But like, How does someone? How does someone truly avoid Kate McLemore?

Kate McClymont 42:03

No, it's very hard. Because the first thing I do is, if you come across my radar, the first thing to do is don't behave badly. That's how you can avoid me. But the first thing I do is I will do an ASIC search. If you have a company, I will find out how old you were where you used to live, whether you've got a mortgage on your house, how much you paid for your house, who lives next door who lives on the other side? What is your phone number? So

Dan Ilic 42:30

is there like other ways that you do that publicly available?

Kate McClymont 42:35

Just expensive. It's just expensive. I think I have the sort of an ASIC addiction in poker machines. I have that thing of doing an ASIC search, and my heart is racing. I'm waiting to find out who was in that company with that person. I love it.

Dan Ilic 42:53

Some people pay for Paramount plus Did you ever pull up video bed and try to read negotiate a mortgage.

Kate McClymont 43:03

Last time I did ring him up. He said to me, you put one word out of line and I will go for you. I will go for the jugular Have a nice day. So

Damien Cave 43:18

most friends say Have a nice day.

Kate McClymont 43:20

He's now in jail. And I just think having to spend eternity with your son Mosers. Punishment

Dan Ilic 43:37

David McBride is a former military officer who served with both the ADF and British armies in Ireland and Afghanistan. And he now faces unlimited years in jail after exposing cover ups of war crimes committed by Australians in Afghanistan, yet he did not get invited to the Queen's commemorations.

Unknown Speaker 43:55

Everyone please welcome David O'Brien.

Dan Ilic 44:03

David with unlimited jail on the cards, it must play havoc with your psyche. How you preparing?

David McBride 44:12

It's quite a useful terms. At first, when I was first going to court and at a legal aid lawyer, I met a guy who was a lifetime prisoner with tattoos all over me. And he was like, I'm gonna give you some tips when you go to jail, but I was like, Okay. And he said, you know, you got to keep it very tidy because some people's homes and he said, you know, said what's your cover story going to be? I said, Well, why cover story? I'm, I'm a whistleblower, and you know, fighting the government. I can't see what's going to beat me up and he was like, no, no, no. He said, they're gonna beat you up. He said, he said, I might even understand what a whistle blower is. He said, I thought was you I'd say you killed your sergeant. And I made a mental note. I thought I'm gonna get a bigger tattoo. And then And then he said, Well, how many years you're facing anyone? I said, Well, it's unlimited. And he said, What do you mean? I said, it's unlimited. And he said, Well, what? 500 years? I said, yeah, maybe 800? I said you possibly if they just had a bad day? Who knows? And he was like, you're going to do all right. He said, they might give you a double sell. So that was one of the

Dan Ilic 45:24

opioids. When you went through the process of, you know, whistleblowing, did you ever think, oh, geez, I wish I hadn't had exposed the war criminals. Yeah,

David McBride 45:37

I know, I never thought that I must have been, I never thought they were low. In the position I'm in now, where it looks like, you know, I could be going to jail for a long time for doing what I thought was the right thing. But I do sometimes think I've got to sue Hollywood, flick back, he gives me these ideas. Somehow that was the right thing to do. When actually, it was obviously a very dangerous, like

Unknown Speaker 45:58

a few good men that lets me maybe

David McBride 46:01

get a big class, I could be the richest person to jail and never get to be able to spend that money.

Dan Ilic 46:06

The sad thing is like, if you sell your story that goes really well, as a feature film, that would be terrible.

It's quite remarkable what you've done. It's a it's a real act of service for democracy. And it's really astounding, that we all know what, you know, our defense force has done on our behalf. And I think we're all better off than knowing that Does your family know that your hero

David McBride 46:35

could ever be a hero to your family. And I've tried to, I tried to try to pull the hero card a couple of times that they kids, when they're playing after they kind of want this, they want more money for the dress or something. And I'm like, Look, it's it's pretty hard for me and I am standing up for what is right and for your future and your children's future. And, and they go roll their eyes and they go dead. That's all very well when you get to get an actual job. So it doesn't cut my job. That's for sure ever with my ex wife. And I was like, telling her about try to break the news to her that the cops could be coming in numbers. I'd had secret documents that I was like, Look at Skinner, for taking on the Defence Force. And she was like, Oh, that's wonderful. Darlings was good. The falling and nails. And then I'm like I tried to make she didn't seem that impressed. I'm like, I'm really taking on the whole government that she's like, oh, yeah, that's good, darling. And I'm like, she wasn't very impressed. And I was trying to get a bit of hero. Record here. I create exactly what you think you get. And I'm like, an effectively because orchestrate everything I'm really taking on the American government and the CIA. You're upping the stakes. Yeah, I'm

Unknown Speaker 47:56

trying to get a bit of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

David McBride 47:59

She's looking at a little bit of rough nails going on. It's nice, darling. She said, But I remember I've got Pilates tonight. So make sure you're home to pick up the kids job.

Dan Ilic 48:10

Yeah. When you're going through the process of whistleblow. What's the most absurd thing that you kind of encountered in with the authorities? You know, what's, what's the craziest thing?

David McBride 48:20

There's a lot that this is, you know, I went through all the secret files when I decided something was very wrong. And that offense was and I spent about six months working at night, looking for incriminating documents. And I got download them all and gave them to the ABC and said, Look, these ones, they're all selected. They're all I've highlighted the sections. Anyway, I knew these documents very well. And I'd selected them and that's why I'm facing trial. But when I was on trial, they used to take us into the Attorney General's office and especially as with all the documents were extensively to prepare our case. We're security guards and tourney generals, people watching us prepare our case in secret. And the documents were there and they were like to put it to me, he can't look at the documents because he doesn't have a security clearance at least classified and I'm like, I know what's in the fucking the documents I stole. They're like no, no exceptions. You can't look at them. And so then they these documents is precious documents. And as the time went on, I had to move them around in a safe the security guards would come around. And I think they got sick of it at one time. They had to call us up and said well, you can't have the documents today because the consignment order got mixed up and they've you know, gone to a double glazing office and we're trying to get them back as soon as we can.

Kate McClymont 49:53

Do they arrested double glazed

Dan Ilic 49:58

the rest of the Korea they came back and now framed Well, David, thank you for joining us. I hope we can get you again soon before at least before or after

Lewis Hobba 50:18

everyone understand that no, fuck yeah. That's right. We're about to get dangerous. This guy's standing up. Okay. Now secrets. We all have them. People on this panel they don't like a much zeal for disclosure is almost religious, but I'm an agnostic member in the church of full disclosure bit like the actual church. Boy, do they have some secrets? Of course some secrets deserve to be revealed. But be honest. Every now and then. A journalist uncovered something and you think to yourself, wish you hadn't told me that? Like why is it that we still don't know if the Queen killed Diana, but we do know that King Charles wants to be his wife's tampon didn't help me to know that hasn't stopped him being king. What's the point? You've just made me sad? I don't want to know these types of secrets. Oh, I haven't been out asleep for years because of this. But people like you had to go digging around. You know, when this whole thing broke the other nationals MP who thought that Barnaby should be sacked for cheating on his wife was this guy. And then you know what secrets the damn journalists found out about him. They found out that he'd been chatting to a woman who wasn't his wife using a sugar baby website. And that could have been enough. You could have stopped there. But no, you had to tell me the sex heroes. Do you remember this? When the woman said that she liked her Australian accent and he wrote I pull your clothes. Run my strong hands down your back. Softly kiss your neck and whisper get a mate

I still shudder every time someone says g'day to me. I can't you journalist has put out an article every week that says old men still gross. This specifics are ruining me. And it's not just the gross secret. See, though, like this week, someone discovered that a glazier in Chile had collapsed. No, keep that to yourself. You know, I know climate change is happening but I can't stop the glaciers from falling in Chile. I'd love to but I can and it's stressing me out. Some things are need to know right? But some things I don't need to know some things. I just need to know that the people who need to know know you know. You can just leave me out of it. Like journalists need to remember that snitches get stitches. He is a dangerous idea for you, Zipit knowing everything that's your interest. It's a great hobby. Keep it to yourself. Oh, great. You found out that the Prime Minister had 10 Secret jobs and gave out hundreds of millions of dollars. So they were basically bribes. Oh, good. Good. Now I'm confused and angry. Oh, great. We found out that dead shit politicians getting paid millions to move overseas when they get chased out of their current jobs here for being shitted them. Oh, great. Well, now I have to think about that. Well, I have to go to my poorly paid work and be competent. It's killing me. I think every journalist should be restricted to one secret per annum. On your birthday, you can tell me one secret as a treat 364 days to plan your next one. Just give me a chance to recover. And you want to be a whistleblower? Great. You can only blow one whistle at a time. I don't want to be told any more about all people secretly fucking their staff or publicly fucking the planet. Like I want to know the secret to cooking a good pizza at home. One that tastes as good as a restaurant. How do they do it? I want to know the secret to ordering clothes online that fit me the first I just want to know the secret to not being anxious all the time. And I think that starts with not knowing This stuff. Thank you.

Dan Ilic 55:02

Thank you Liz. That is it for rational Phoebe kinky for our guests. Dylan Lewis and Damien diamond MacDrive also big thanks to Robert mark our new patreon supporters Kelly Katherine Jenny the new work Daniel hobby Cecily Hardy Beck flight the official Avengers it has taken Brandon Aptech and our tech team here. Until next time, there's always something to be scared of Good night. Your fear is rational

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Joy. We're recording a live podcast of our show. So you are an integral part of the show. So it's important to clap and cheer and laugh at all the jokes no matter the quality of the jokes. Yeah, that's right. Yes. Like,

move that person to the front. Yeah. Well, we've got a seat down here for you. Particularly at the top. At the very start of the show. Dan likes to start the show with three big jokes. terrible jokes very, very in quality.

And they are wafting. Terrible, yeah, really.

Lewis Hobba 0:42
For his sake. I beg if you clap, and she just pretend they're really good.

Dan Ilic 0:49
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Dan Ilic 1:03
Yeah. Thanks for having me. I'm Dan. And I'm Louis. Yeah. And we'll introduce these folks in a second. All right, great. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on Gadigal land in the urination sovereignty was never seated when at a treaty. Let's start the show.

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leaked documents show that top defense officials were kept in the dark about submarine contracts. When asked about it, Scott Morrison said he wouldn't talk about ongoing underwater matters.

And in order to increase transparency Anthony Albanese auditor or government ministers to leave their dream journals unlocked. And Governor General David Hurley becomes a Patreon supporter of irrational fear. No jokes. He is the best Governor General ever. Viva la Governor General. It's the 17th of September 2022. And you'll if you're listening to this it means I'm in a secret prison in Tuggeranong. This is a rational

irrational fear on your hosts former sovereign Daniel itch and this is the show live at the Festival of Dangerous Ideas. This is the podcast where we make fun of the toughest topics because you know if we don't we try. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She's been uncovering lies in Sydney for over 25 years. Tonight we'll ask her for her tips about how to lie to her face. It's the host of Leia Leia, Kate McClymont.

Now Kate is not what we're talking about tonight. But everyone in this room wants to know did the husband do it?

Kate McClymont 2:55
Oh, you haven't left me with a foot to stand on.

Dan Ilic 3:00
Don't be fooled by this man's accent. He's so Australian. He makes the rest of us look like immigrants from the New York Times it's Damien caves. Damien when it comes to learning about Australia, is this something you haven't quite mastered yet?

Damien Cave 3:15
You know, I just discovered what it means to have a smoker still there.

Dan Ilic 3:22
And she's covered everything this year from Canberra to Kyiv tonight will be her toughest assignment yet, please give it up for Amber shocks.

And as a cranky journalist who is more transparent Russia or Australia

Amber Schultz 3:39
spends the metrics transparent about body composition that's transparent about ability to succumb to peer pressure. That's elbow.

Dan Ilic 3:49
And he's the former Australian Defense Lawyer turn whistleblower now professional panel guest is David McBride. David, is there anything funny about the being the enemy of the state?

David McBride 4:04
Well, it certainly makes your dating life a lot better. Say, Oh, I'm a lawyer. They're like, Oh, sickness, my boyfriend. You say I'm facing unlimited time in jail. You must be

Dan Ilic 4:22
really up for a one night stand.

Very day. And he's a government employee who's seen too much. And he's come here tonight to say enough is enough. It's Louis harbor. Lewis some. What secrets will you be revealing tonight?

What secrets? Yeah. Gosh, I'm gonna tell you. I can't What can I tell you who's gonna win the 100 100 next? The audience here would probably really care about that. All these

people are aging into the demographic. And he's on the paths and paths tonight is still in vain for the news fighters podcast.

Oh, this is great. Well, what a stellar lineup, we have got more influence and power on this panel than inside Scott Morrison's head. It's very exciting. And I don't blame him for signing up for more than one job. There's, there's, of course a labor crisis going on. It's very hard to find good help. We'll have more on the Morrison ministries a little later on. In fact, we'll hear from all of our fear mongers in just a second. But first, I'm going to do a bit of a deep dive to set the context for tonight's performances. I'm here to tell a story. There's an island in the Pacific that is on the verge of autocracy, its leaders have acquired a huge amount of power over its citizens. They raid journalists are reporting on crimes the state has committed, they lock up whistleblowers, for calling out corruption. If doctors and teachers talk about the jobs on social media, they could go to jail. And they banned reporting on certain modes of transport. So where the bloody hell are you? Well, if you answer that question out loud, you could go to jail, but I say because I'm brave. I'm not a coward. It's New Zealand and we need to keep an eye on. No, it's us. It's Australia. Prior to the National Security Information Act of 2004. The top three Australian secrets were the Vegemite recipe, the Australia two winged keel and Harold Holtz post Prime Ministerial career as a taxi driver in Bundaberg. No one ever talks about it. That's it. That's all the secrets we had in Australia, pre 2004. There was, of course, our Pine Gap. But that's more of an American CSR secret. Yeah. And the only person that can lose their job if they talk about is the prime minister. Everything else? Yes. Oh, because everything else is on the table until 911, which was or in Australia's case, our 911 was the tamper crisis. And that's when the National Information Security Act came in. And then the She'll be right. No walk and fairies version of Australia was locked away in John Howard's basement never to be seen again. Instead, we have a bunch of legislation that makes transparency harder than ever. The National Information Security Act is one thing up is the big one. Okay. Anything deemed by the government that is of a national security risk can't be reported on or it can't even go to court. And if it does go to court, you'll never hear about it. Like the case of witness J discovered in 2019, a person who was secretly jailed in the ICT, we don't know their name. We don't know their crime, their sentence or what they were sentence for. The only thing we do know is what they might look like thanks to a court sketch from the secret trial. Yeah. Look around you. It could be could be any one of us and how we know they exist in the first place was that they actually writing a memoir in jail. And the AFP went and raided their cell and they were so pissed off that the AFP raided their cell to take their memoir away. They took the ICT government to court to complain about it, and then we only find out about it because a Judge Burns read it out in court. And everyone's like, what the fuck with this secret guy got from? There was witness Kay a secret trial against a whistleblower who revealed that Australian secret agents bugged East Timor Prime Minister's office when we were negotiating Castile that was in 2004. That deal got torn up went to The Hague. There's a whole deal. They got renegotiated again, and then it wasn't until 2014. Witness Kay went to trial in secret in Australia, a decade later. Now, this should be concerning, because we don't know how many secret cases there are like this. They could be 1000s. I'm not an expert. But I think we should definitely investigate witnesses a true i. Now, that's one part secret trials, right. A couple of other things you should think about is this misnamed Freedom of Information Act, because it's not free, and you don't get any information. Journalists or anyone who is interested can actually request documents from the government. But it costs a shitloads of money. And if you're a journalist, it can take forever and go past your deadline. And they're pretty much useless when it comes back. When news organizations have the resources and time to challenge the government. It's a whole process, you got to go through the Information Commissioner, the Administrative Appeals Tribunal, and then the federal court. And that process can take up to three fucking years to do that which case in our hypothetical, that journalist would have been laid off by several news organizations. But on the upside is now working inside the Prime Minister and Cabinet so they can look at all the documents they want. And then this is this is the national cabinet, a regular meeting of premiers and First Ministers and the Prime Minister. It was created during COVID to talk about what COVID Presumably, we actually don't know because it's secret. South Australia might want to change the size of their rail gauge again and ruin the dream to boomers across the country in the Indian Pacific. We don't know we need to know. We just have a minute song. So that joke.

Really excited for that. Used to be called COAG I don't know if anyone remembers this. The Commonwealth Heads of Government But it was changed for two reasons. First of all, it sounded like a brand of glue. And then Scott Morrison renamed the national cabinet that so he could basically claim that all the meetings were cabinet in confidence like the real Commonwealth cabinet, but it's not. It's just made up. Morrison just fucking made it up

Lewis Hobba 10:21
for now he's a cabinet maker as well. He's a cabinet maker.

Scott Morrison 10:29
That was good. Thank you.

Dan Ilic 10:32
Thank you, sir. You're allowed to lobby. You don't have to say that was good. But I'll tell you.

There are heroes on this island like the Auditor General whose great work includes sifting through tons of Excel spreadsheets to find any anomalies exposed waste and conflicts of interest. Here's what the Auditor General has done in the last little bit. You may remember the leppington triangles sportswriting carpark roads. Yeah, pretty good. What an incredible group of public service heroes give a round of applause pretty amazing work and what was their reward? Well, the Morison government defunded the pump by $14 million. Meaning that the Australian National Audit Office can now only complete 38 audits a year 38. That's not many. I think Angus Taylor has more offshore bank accounts than that. So yeah, I don't know if you've picked up a trend here. But these secrecy laws have been around a while, but it seems like they've only been used in the last 10 years or so.

It could have gotten into power 10 years or so. Is anyone who got their theory first public ministry 10 years or so. One prominent Senior Counsel Geoggrey Watson points the day that transparency died in Australia. Here's the exact date transparency died on Friday, the eighth of November 2013. It happened at a media briefing called then by the Immigration Minister Scott Morrison, you may remember it the overnight

Unknown Speaker 11:55
incident. What's become a vet photo of asylum seekers. I will not comment further in relation to onboarding matters. Thank you. This is a great public intro. In relation to on water matters. Have they been coming further in relation to on water matters? I think we've dealt with that question.

Unknown Speaker 12:16
And in terms of making that judgment, if they've done something because do customer Australia, doesn't that mean that your tax base policy

Scott Morrison 12:22
is kind of? Well, you've made a whole bunch of presumptions there, which I'm not about to speculate, maybe you can make them up for? Well, you're the one making the presumptions that may

Unknown Speaker 12:30
be the case of the overnight incident is not resolved. And that's why more information is not forthcoming. It's an ongoing

Scott Morrison 12:35
operational matter. And the persons that were at risk have all been accounted for. We're not going to go into the micro detail of these operational matters. What we are saying is that we rendered assistance, and all the people and all the people have been accounted for. So we can go around this for a lot longer. But that is the position. Scary what you get now, isn't it? Wow,

Dan Ilic 13:01
absolutely wild. You'll remember that.

David McBride 13:03
You notice Angus Campbell, before he became

Dan Ilic 13:07
chief of the defense straight after this? Yeah, like a year later, he was a chief of talent spawn. Yeah, so if you remember, do you remember that phrase, I will not comment in relation to home order matters, man. It was unrepeated every press conference for like six months until the press got bored and stopped going to those press conferences. He was even number five on the hottest 100 of that. Which is amazing. Also, it was on afternoon game shows as well. The

Unknown Speaker 13:33
final question was $7,000 Go to you go take a look at this picture. What's the well known catchphrase? It's an ongoing operational matter. Close Hey, I bet the audience knows what it was sadly, Scott, you missed out on the $7,000 which isn't enough to buy you a journalist. These are the happy you get anyway, tonight.

Scott Morrison 14:06
Yeah, I didn't get a logo.

Dan Ilic 14:09
That joke relies so heavily on people remembering birthdays catch.

Instead of showing the first competition is shown.

As Jeffrey watched an SC put it there was a hint in those words that it might have something to do with national security. But that was never the case. There was no evidence was ever produced at once the government got away with it once they got a taste for it. And that kind of secrecy is alluring and has an addictive quality. As what's inputted to me by phone, just like in sports. Once one side of the game starts cheating and gets away with it. Both sides start cheating and we're already seeing labor, hinting that they will continue on with national cabinet in secret. So this is where we are on this island today laws designed to protect its citizens instead use to protect the fragile egos of megalomaniacs. We elect. Yeah. And it seems today everything on this island is secret for no good reason as Damian cave put it in a great 2019 article titled Australian might be the world's most secretive democracy. This is what he wrote. The most recent expansion of government secrecy came last year with an espionage bill would increase criminal penalties for sharing information declassified, even if even if a document happened to be as harmless as a cafeteria menu. So the other day, I tested it out, I reached out to Aziz cafe, in the middle of Parliament House, you need a pass to get into it. Or the politicians and lobbyists go there. And I sent them a text and asked them to send me a photo of the menu and they sent it through. Fantastic and don't worry, the sources were redacted.

And in case you're wondering, they're the soup of the day is chicken. Yeah, so the guy

apparently got a problem for me to check. That's good, though. Very happy. So there we go. ever run a Festival of Dangerous Ideas, please give it up for Damien cage.

Damien Cave 16:12
Thank you. Thanks. So when I when I wrote that article, actually, you know, people thought I was crazy, calling Australia this extremely secretive democracy. But now that we have a prime minister with lots of secret jobs, maybe it's not so crazy. And maybe it's not just a crazy American who's, who's saying it? You know, since I wrote that story, there have been many more examples, lots of which you went into. But, you know, I think it's important to recognize that it's not just Canberra that this problem exists in. And, you know, I run into it all over the country when I'm dealing with people as a reporter. And I have a small story, a small example that will show you just how much it handles some of the most important issues at the local level. Like, can we get this image perhaps the giant banana, giant caveman banana? Let me back up for a minute. So we have a newsletter that The New York Times publishes every week called the Australia letter, which is basically a reporter riffing about the news of the week with a little bit of perspective. And so one week better, Odell was a wonderful writer for us. And Melbourne said, you know, I want to write about this public art thing. It's involves bananas and frogs and, and babies, and I had no idea what she was talking about. But I figured, yeah, for sure, go for it. So shockingly, after it runs, I get this email from somebody that says the subject line is immediate removal of article. And I'm wondering what on earth this is about, right. So I look in and I see that it's about the newsletter, which makes me go back and try to understand what this giant banana he-man thing is all about. And it turns out that there was an exchange being offered between, you know, a local council in Melbourne, and John Oliver, the comedian who John basically wanted to take this lovely piece of art off the hands of Melbourne and trade, and give them basically some frogs with some legs that were open a little bit wider than his approach. And along with that, he also had some babies that had been washed up on the shore and Texas, beautiful babies like this. And so he offered to trade these wonderful pieces of art for the he-man Banana. Basha was in favor of this plan. She loved the frogs, I think. So as you can see, this was a serious job of public interest journalism in Australia's greatest interests, which is why I was really surprised when I got an email and concerned I should say, and the subject line was immediate removal of article. I mean, that's a pretty big request. We don't take down articles from the New York Times, sometimes we attach a correction, maybe an Editor's Note, but take it down, I literally can't think of a single time that that's happened. And I worry that there must be some serious flaw in what beshear had written. But no, it turns out that the person in local government had an email exchange with her about whether the dollars could go into the recycling machine. And she was quoted as saying, and this is the exact quote, I don't know what the dolls are made of. So I can't officially comment either way. She wrote that in the email that her name was attached, and that it wasn't supposed to be because she did not consent to it, and was not an authorized spokesperson for the council, this council policy, she said, so at this point, I feel kind of bad. And I'm wondering like maybe this is just the person who happened to be in the office that day. So I go out and I look on LinkedIn and I discover that her actual title is Senior Advisor for media and communications. We had a bit more back and forth by email and she said that she was when she was quoted it was always without a name. Now at no point in this exchange with special did she request anonymity not that we would have granted it but the whole thing started to feel pretty ridiculous to me. I mean, here's a person who was being paid with tax dollars to give the media information demanding an article be spiked because she kind of did her job with a weird nothing burger. Have a comment about scary rubbery baby dolls. Like really, this is how far down the rabbit hole Australian secrecy is gone. But the thing is, I'd been around and I could also see this It really wasn't just her fault, right? This was bigger than her. This council did have a secrecy policy for almost everything. And everyone, just like Australia has a secrecy default for far too many things. As Dan mentioned, it's a habit, it gets addictive. She was just following the written and unwritten rules for the world's most secretive democracy. And I was pretty sure she didn't even see the context that way. So I tried to write back to her politely. And this is what I wrote. The problem here, it seems to me is the Australian practice of withholding names. In general, if you work for a public entity in a democracy, anonymity is not assumed you work for the public at taxpayer expense. And so in the future, if you don't want to be named, please make that clear in your exchange with New York Times reporters, and we can respond accordingly. She wrote me back and said, Thank you. This has been a huge lesson for me, in terms of dealing with reporters. Now again, this was her job.

Scott Morrison 20:50
So she was she was the senior media advisor.

Damien Cave 20:53
Yeah, exactly. Now, I wish that this was the only absurd example of Australia secrecy default in the years since I wrote that article, but it's not. There was also the time when I filed a public records request for some insight and what kinds of things the Foreign Investment Review Board was rejecting. I started out asking for companies and industries in the countries involved for every decision, I wanted to basically know what kinds of things were being rejected from China, in particular what or not, they said no to that. So then I just asked for numbers, lands statistics for which countries had applied and been rejected. I asked for ratios of accepted investments, anything that would give me any insight into what this very important government body was doing. And they said no to all of it. They just assumed it was a national security threat, whether or not China bought a dairy farm or not. More recently, and I'll end with this, I run into a senior Australian diplomat at an event who told me a handful of mildly insightful things about Australian foreign policies. At the end of our little chat, he looked at me in the eyes and he said, You can't quote or refer to anything I told you. I told them not to worry that I've been talking to a lot of Western officials from the US the UK a whole bunch of things on this story I was working on. So the most that I could imagine doing was combining what he said with others, and referring it to something like Western officials, in his eyes when Drew wide with fear. No, I've gotten in trouble for that. I've gotten in trouble for that, too. You can't do that you just can't. And again, none of what he told me amounted to state secrets, but he was completely stressed. It was like he feared being jailed or fired or killed for saying very, very little out. And that's really the problem here. The culture of secrecy has become so dominant in Australia that it muzzles, voices and sensors, people who are responsible for this democracy. Instead of recognizing that their roles include an obligation to the public to explain why they are what they are doing is good for the country. They behave as if telling the media and the public anything is a violation of ethics. And they are disciplined with that priority in mind, stay silent, keep information private, or else. Don't make any mistake. This is an authoritarian instinct. I've seen it in dictatorships around the world, and it's toxic and contagious. It's an attitude that strikes fear into everyone and anyone who has an urge to share important information that we deserve to know. One more thing, though some figures in Australian life, perhaps that former Prime Minister perhaps another member who we've tussled with, I think in the media quite a bit named Peter Dutton, have a far worse reputation on secrecy than others. But it is not a partisan problem. It's a political problem and a power problem and a habit problem. Even after Scott Morrison took on all those extra jobs, you did not see the Albanese government immediately promised to tackle the problem of secrecy all over government. And it's not clear if the Prime Minister ever will get around to dealing with it. This is the case even though countless studies show that secrecy undermines trust in democracy and creates the conditions for corruption and mismanagement. Australians really deserve better. My hope is that someday we get to a place where every official can speak freely, including those who have something to say about a gross baby doll washing up on shore, or a banana he-man public art project and

David McBride 23:54
I want to jump in because what you said rang true and I and I get it forget it later. But the they had a thing in the defense was about privacy, the Privacy Act, and I think people understood the idea obviously, you don't want people finding out about your sexual preference or whatever, because through some sort of a lake, but they took it very seriously. And we were in in dropping bombs on people in the Middle East. And I kid you not. There was like a senior defense lawyer. It was sort of like targeting this terrorist. It's gonna say to say a Hellfire besar they were like, I'm not sure we may be breaching their privacy guideposts the whole action

Dan Ilic 24:42
Damian has anything else? Kind of you've been here five years. Does anything else surprise you at all now due to kind of around secrecy in Australian Government?

Damien Cave 24:51
You know, I think I'm constantly surprised by moments like the one I just described where it's it's so deeply ingrained in the culture that the default setting is to just not attach a name or under an understanding of accountability at the low, low level. So that's the first thing. It's just throughout the culture. And then the second thing is, though, that I'm so pleasantly surprised when people actually trust me and do help me like there was one time I was in like the small town in South Australia doing a story about I think there was a it was a memorial to a massacre against the local Aboriginal people. And somebody in government, this was a very, really big controversial conflict in this small town. But someone quietly at some point, handed me the small blue book, and he said, This is the phone numbers for everyone in this town. You can call it whatever you want. Don't tell anyone I gave. And I don't know why he trusted me with that. But I'm so grateful to those people who, who, you know, feel that they've taken a chance on me as a journalist, and I'm and that surprises me, because it's so rare, unfortunately. Yeah.

Dan Ilic 25:49
Great. And what was the diplomat? What was he saying to you? Was he saying stuff? Like, you know, we sell a lot of shape in Australia.

Damien Cave 25:56
You know, he was like talking about like other leaders and like things that were totally part of the public record. Like, I think he maybe he thought he was saying these brilliant things, but I'd heard all of it. But

Amber Schultz 26:06
how much that has trickled down to normal conversation for I'll have dinner with a friend and they're just talking about the average Wednesday and they'll stop themselves and they'll be like, this is off the record.

Unknown Speaker 26:17
Yeah, exactly.

Damien Cave 26:18
That sense of self importance to I guess it's part of the secrecy thing. It's like whatever I'm doing it. I think it helps people sort of feel important to feel as though the menu for a restaurant might be secret.

Dan Ilic 26:27
All right, great. Well, I'm looking forward to the next secret spilled by Amber Schultz.

Amber Schultz 26:38
Last week, I went to this really glamorous event called the midwinter ball. So for those of you that don't know it's in Parliament, and it's an opportunity for journalists to cosplay as stage three tax cut recipients. We all go and the whole point of the event is to suck up to politicians and staffers and lobbyists. But what's weird is the entire thing as soon as you step through those doors, the entire event is off the record. It's all secret, which why you would have an event invite journalists and keep it off the record bewilders me it's not an ACO meeting. It's not an August meeting because if it was Scott Morrison would have leaked the Testaments and it's not despite what Senator Sarah Hanson young seem to think Met Gala event is the parliamentary ball. You know, Australia is addicted to secrecy. We've got witness que je lawyer X, you know, it sounds like a wiggle soul was Scott Morrison's ministerial appointments, whistleblowers a silence secret midwinter ball speeches, it's absolutely absurd. freedom of information requests in Australia across the past decade, have been rejected 50% year on year, those that are accepted, which is rare, but those that are accepted return pages upon pages of redacted information, so you just get a wall of black and it makes trying to figure out what the hell is going on about as difficult as reading a George RR Martin novel. But well, the government doesn't want to share any information with the public. It turns out the public is really, really happy to share information with the government. Yeah, we are we're a nation of dubbers. We love snitching It's absolutely absurd. And we didn't start like this. You know, Australia is, you know, our colonial history is a nation of convicts, and obviously the convicts aren't snitching, because the ones that snitched got stay in England. Our snitching culture is the result of some really, really successful marketing campaigns. So the government really does want whistleblowers that really wants people to come forward with information, provided, you're coming forward with information about Gen three doors down. So the first marketing campaign was Crimestoppers that started in the 80s. And that's been really successful. There's like 350,000 Tip offs per year. And about half of those actually result in a police report, which is hugely successful. And then of course, 911 happened and the government decided we need a national security hotline, we need something more tailored to terrorism. And conveniently, a lot of these national security hotline campaigns were released during elections because nothing else buys a vote like fear. So we had the if you see something, say something we had Be alert, not alarmed, and we had if it doesn't add up, speak up, we moved from loose lips sink ships to spy on your neighbor. It's normal behavior. But you know, a lot of these national security tips obviously a steeped in racism and prejudice. So Australia, we are trying to be better we are trying to be, you know, less divisive, more inclusive. So COVID presented a really fantastic opportunity of that because it meant we could dive on our neighbors regardless of race or background or socioeconomic class. It's progress, really. There was one example so there was so many people calling the police on one another often for really, really trivial things. One example was woman she's sitting home and she sees a photo scrolling through photos and she sees one where she looks absolutely shredded in her bikini from a holiday a year ago. She decides to post it on Facebook and suddenly the police are at a door. One of her Facebook friends saw that photo thought it was current and called the police on Yeah, that's how much we love snitching you know and you're worried about Zuckerberg spying on you. It's not so good for your old high school friend from 20 years ago. You know, we love snitching we have a dubbing hotline for almost everything. We have Dobbin a dealer that was launched in 2016. And DUBNER dealer has actually seen since the campaign launched, the number of people calling up about dealers double it's been really successful. Unfortunately, unfortunately, a tip off about AFLW style way Macquarie's dealer turned up nothing but crushed up bags of ibuprofen. It's a real hit and miss. We've got the job seeker Dobbin hotline which was cruelly caused it's not funny.

Kate McClymont 31:07
Scott Morrison was ringing constantly.

Amber Schultz 31:12
Which was currently called Adobe and Adobe Lightroom. Now that wasn't actually as successful because people didn't, you know, didn't really like the idea of dubbing in someone on the doll. But the people that did complain was small to medium businesses who said people that had applied for their jobs had lied on their CV, which is really funny because it just means the public is looking to John Barilaro. And taking a bit of a we also were used to we don't know, but we used to even have a hotline to dub in mislabeled seafoods. That's how much we love dubbing. Yeah. Yeah, there was a specific one for mislabeled seafood. Wow.

Damien Cave 31:47
Sounds like a micro detail.

Scott Morrison 31:50
RAM sticks.

Amber Schultz 31:53
So tip offs and Dobbins are a dime a dozen. I mean in this economy, who knows, but really a diamond doesn't. So while you can't know what subpar jokes Albanese staff wrote for him at the midwinter ball speech he can know about that job interview, you didn't show up for you know, he can know about that crushed up bag of ibuprofen you bought, or he can know about that weird photo you posted on Facebook. So while the government you know, wants information from you, but only wants really, really trivial trivial information, you know, try snitching about something of importance and you know the thing snitches get stitches closed or prosecution

Dan Ilic 32:37
and, you know, it costs money to do foi stuff. But what's the most you've ever cost Crikey. In your career as a journalist,

Amber Schultz 32:48
I probably set a record for the fastest lawsuit from a new hire because I hit three days and immediately got a consent notice. So, you know, I don't know if you know this. But Craig, he has a very long rich history of being sued for defamation. So I was proud to join that on day three.

Dan Ilic 33:05
It's kind of interesting, like you're talking about midway to Boulder, and the inverse, the immediate comparison is the White House press correspondents dinner in DC and which is like public broadcast celebrities, everyone wants to go to it. It's like, if you're a leader and you're at that event, you are going to get roasted and you if you if you fuck up on stage, you're going to eat it in front of everyone. It's like that is like the absolute icon of like that when you look at both countries, Australia and America, that's like transparency back to back

anytime you are looking at America with respect and thinking like that they are more relaxed than us. Like, we need to have a good hard look at ourselves. It's like secret dinners for the whatever for the President and wave laws. Like what are we doing? Yeah, but it's weird those because we there's a not a bowl but there's a annual invite by ABC employee like the a bunch of ABC employees get basically instructed to go down to Parliament House and kiss the ring to suck up tour, isn't it? Well, yeah. And so one no, well, one year I was told to go down and as you know, the face of youth as I was back then and and it's so weird because obviously all politicians hate young people. So they were just like, get the fuck out of here. But then they everyone was like all of the ABC celebs out there trying to like impress you know, someone who would give us money and they didn't give a shit until b one and B two came out. And those politicians were fucking bananas. Like they were all grabbing photo like they were so excited. We're just like, well, I just wouldn't got drunk with Costa

those politicians weren't obviously from Fitzroy. Exactly. And but when you're around Parliament House lately, can you tell If there's like a tone changed since the new government is coming like is there, is there a different feeling around the press color?

Amber Schultz 35:07
There is I mean slightly. We've got the little, like little postcards that have the one 800 parliamentary support services number on it, but that they're everywhere. But aside from that, the only difference is people constantly if anyone like gets too close or accidentally brushes past someone, someone will yell Jenkins about the only difference.

Dan Ilic 35:28
That's great. It's easy to make fun of the press gallery for kind of hypocrisy. They're under pressure from the government. It it's kind of interesting to see over the last couple of years how news reports have changed, particularly under the Morison government I don't know if you've noticed. Here's a clip from Channel 10 News.

Unknown Speaker 35:48
Here are the headlines approved by the Department of Communications on 10. The Royal Commission into how good is Australia has found that Australia is very good and colder than many estimates predicted. The Department of Fair go agrees with the findings saying that Aussies are getting fair a goes and more goes than ever before. And Australia's most prestigious honor the Order of Australia is having a makeover with a brand new category added to the list. So move over items and AM's there's a new metal on the podium. It's the QA, which will be awarded to the most quiet Australian and that's someone who excels at showing complete disinterest in the affairs of government and goes about their day unquestioning the world around them. Nominations are now open. So good luck to everyone. And in sports, Australia's cricket team are the best and they will win the ashes if any of the current deliver want to see the loved ones again, turning to the weather, despite what it looks like out of the window, it is fine. And definitely average temperatures for this time of year. Definitely not white hotter than usual. That is, of course all the approved news for now in the greatest country in the world. And remember, it's on Australian to not have private health insurance.

Unknown Speaker 37:09
Ladies and gentlemen,

Dan Ilic 37:10
please give it up for Kate McClymont

Kate McClymont 37:19
Right, I'm going to give you some tips tonight on how to avoid me. So I find now that often when I ring people up, I can hear them and I say, oh, it's Kate McClymont. Here, I can hit and go. But anyway, if you want to be secret, one of the things I want to advise you is not to buy a voice distorter. So I did have someone ring up to give me some very highly confidential information. And they've gone to the trouble of buying a voice distorter and it did sound like a crazed robot. But the information was absolutely fabulous. And I said at the end of the conversation, thank you so much. And now I can get you on this number for safe forgotten. Voice distorter that number still came up. Don't buy voice disorder. And too. If you want to remain secret, please use Australia Post snail mail, it's still the best way to send things. However, if you are one of the bead family, and you are sitting there sending me death threats, please wear gloves. Your fingerprints were on the envelope. And on the inside. So gloves if you really don't want to be. And one other thing I'd like to advise Eddie obeyed was in the past. When I rang his office to get some questions. He forgot to hang up. The phone on and I listened for 20 minutes, as they discussed how they were going to lie to me what they were going to say. And in the end, I had to call in on the office spoke. And I said look, Eddie, it's been so lovely hearing you talk about me. It's been so lovely hearing your plants. However, I really need a comment and I just heard them go off. They hung up. Another thing is that when a major crime figure has died, don't go behind the crypt at the funeral to discuss where the money is. This happened at many Macpherson's funeral, and I'd already been threatened so I thought I would hide behind the crypt. But on the other side of the crypt was Lenny McPherson solicitor, who was chatting away about where the money was hidden, what companies they had. So that was very handy. And having said those things I Do want to just take one moment to say that I am also an idiot when it comes to, you know, giving my own things away, Louis reminded me today that I accidentally sent a pin with my location on it to the head of the Hells Angels. Caitlin climber is here. Not so good. Then I sent a photo of my ear. How would you take a photo of your ear and send it, but I sent that to one of my colleagues who thought I, somebody had cut it off. And I was like, and then the last thing I did was that I did have my phone in my pocket. And I sent a whole lot of gibberish to Twitter. And people contacted me saying, should they call the police? Had I been kidnapped? Had I been kidnapped? And was this a secret cry for help? So I would just like to say that I too, like many of the criminals I cover am an idiot

Dan Ilic 41:10
Do you ever feel honestly feel like your life is in danger?

Kate McClymont 41:16
I always take the one of my contacts who was a detective said to me, Kate, don't worry about the ones that threaten you. It's the ones that don't. And I did get a death threat death threat delivered to my house and that did have 303 on it. And I said to my husband what that's actually our address 303 And he said it's a rifle, you idiot. And it doesn't help when you don't actually understand that you are a threat to your own house. Oh,

Dan Ilic 41:47
so if we were to send a death threat to you, what's the best kind of

Kate McClymont 41:53
with the with the fingerprints? And what

Dan Ilic 41:55
is the best way to actually stay secret from me rather than you know all the mistakes? But like, How does someone? How does someone truly avoid Kate McLemore?

Kate McClymont 42:03
No, it's very hard. Because the first thing I do is, if you come across my radar, the first thing to do is don't behave badly. That's how you can avoid me. But the first thing I do is I will do an ASIC search. If you have a company, I will find out how old you were where you used to live, whether you've got a mortgage on your house, how much you paid for your house, who lives next door who lives on the other side? What is your phone number? So

Dan Ilic 42:30
is there like other ways that you do that publicly available?

Kate McClymont 42:35
Just expensive. It's just expensive. I think I have the sort of an ASIC addiction in poker machines. I have that thing of doing an ASIC search, and my heart is racing. I'm waiting to find out who was in that company with that person. I love it.

Dan Ilic 42:53
Some people pay for Paramount plus Did you ever pull up video bed and try to read negotiate a mortgage.

Kate McClymont 43:03
Last time I did ring him up. He said to me, you put one word out of line and I will go for you. I will go for the jugular Have a nice day. So

Damien Cave 43:18
most friends say Have a nice day.

Kate McClymont 43:20
He's now in jail. And I just think having to spend eternity with your son Mosers. Punishment

Dan Ilic 43:37
David McBride is a former military officer who served with both the ADF and British armies in Ireland and Afghanistan. And he now faces unlimited years in jail after exposing cover ups of war crimes committed by Australians in Afghanistan, yet he did not get invited to the Queen's commemorations.

Unknown Speaker 43:55
Everyone please welcome David O'Brien.

Dan Ilic 44:03
David with unlimited jail on the cards, it must play havoc with your psyche. How you preparing?

David McBride 44:12
It's quite a useful terms. At first, when I was first going to court and at a legal aid lawyer, I met a guy who was a lifetime prisoner with tattoos all over me. And he was like, I'm gonna give you some tips when you go to jail, but I was like, Okay. And he said, you know, you got to keep it very tidy because some people's homes and he said, you know, said what's your cover story going to be? I said, Well, why cover story? I'm, I'm a whistleblower, and you know, fighting the government. I can't see what's going to beat me up and he was like, no, no, no. He said, they're gonna beat you up. He said, he said, I might even understand what a whistle blower is. He said, I thought was you I'd say you killed your sergeant. And I made a mental note. I thought I'm gonna get a bigger tattoo. And then And then he said, Well, how many years you're facing anyone? I said, Well, it's unlimited. And he said, What do you mean? I said, it's unlimited. And he said, Well, what? 500 years? I said, yeah, maybe 800? I said you possibly if they just had a bad day? Who knows? And he was like, you're going to do all right. He said, they might give you a double sell. So that was one of the

Dan Ilic 45:24
opioids. When you went through the process of, you know, whistleblowing, did you ever think, oh, geez, I wish I hadn't had exposed the war criminals. Yeah,

David McBride 45:37
I know, I never thought that I must have been, I never thought they were low. In the position I'm in now, where it looks like, you know, I could be going to jail for a long time for doing what I thought was the right thing. But I do sometimes think I've got to sue Hollywood, flick back, he gives me these ideas. Somehow that was the right thing to do. When actually, it was obviously a very dangerous, like

Unknown Speaker 45:58
a few good men that lets me maybe

David McBride 46:01
get a big class, I could be the richest person to jail and never get to be able to spend that money.

Dan Ilic 46:06
The sad thing is like, if you sell your story that goes really well, as a feature film, that would be terrible.

It's quite remarkable what you've done. It's a it's a real act of service for democracy. And it's really astounding, that we all know what, you know, our defense force has done on our behalf. And I think we're all better off than knowing that Does your family know that your hero

David McBride 46:35
could ever be a hero to your family. And I've tried to, I tried to try to pull the hero card a couple of times that they kids, when they're playing after they kind of want this, they want more money for the dress or something. And I'm like, Look, it's it's pretty hard for me and I am standing up for what is right and for your future and your children's future. And, and they go roll their eyes and they go dead. That's all very well when you get to get an actual job. So it doesn't cut my job. That's for sure ever with my ex wife. And I was like, telling her about try to break the news to her that the cops could be coming in numbers. I'd had secret documents that I was like, Look at Skinner, for taking on the Defence Force. And she was like, Oh, that's wonderful. Darlings was good. The falling and nails. And then I'm like I tried to make she didn't seem that impressed. I'm like, I'm really taking on the whole government that she's like, oh, yeah, that's good, darling. And I'm like, she wasn't very impressed. And I was trying to get a bit of hero. Record here. I create exactly what you think you get. And I'm like, an effectively because orchestrate everything I'm really taking on the American government and the CIA. You're upping the stakes. Yeah, I'm

Unknown Speaker 47:56
trying to get a bit of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

David McBride 47:59
She's looking at a little bit of rough nails going on. It's nice, darling. She said, But I remember I've got Pilates tonight. So make sure you're home to pick up the kids job.

Dan Ilic 48:10
Yeah. When you're going through the process of whistleblow. What's the most absurd thing that you kind of encountered in with the authorities? You know, what's, what's the craziest thing?

David McBride 48:20
There's a lot that this is, you know, I went through all the secret files when I decided something was very wrong. And that offense was and I spent about six months working at night, looking for incriminating documents. And I got download them all and gave them to the ABC and said, Look, these ones, they're all selected. They're all I've highlighted the sections. Anyway, I knew these documents very well. And I'd selected them and that's why I'm facing trial. But when I was on trial, they used to take us into the Attorney General's office and especially as with all the documents were extensively to prepare our case. We're security guards and tourney generals, people watching us prepare our case in secret. And the documents were there and they were like to put it to me, he can't look at the documents because he doesn't have a security clearance at least classified and I'm like, I know what's in the fucking the documents I stole. They're like no, no exceptions. You can't look at them. And so then they these documents is precious documents. And as the time went on, I had to move them around in a safe the security guards would come around. And I think they got sick of it at one time. They had to call us up and said well, you can't have the documents today because the consignment order got mixed up and they've you know, gone to a double glazing office and we're trying to get them back as soon as we can.

Kate McClymont 49:53
Do they arrested double glazed

Dan Ilic 49:58
the rest of the Korea they came back and now framed Well, David, thank you for joining us. I hope we can get you again soon before at least before or after

Lewis Hobba 50:18
everyone understand that no, fuck yeah. That's right. We're about to get dangerous. This guy's standing up. Okay. Now secrets. We all have them. People on this panel they don't like a much zeal for disclosure is almost religious, but I'm an agnostic member in the church of full disclosure bit like the actual church. Boy, do they have some secrets? Of course some secrets deserve to be revealed. But be honest. Every now and then. A journalist uncovered something and you think to yourself, wish you hadn't told me that? Like why is it that we still don't know if the Queen killed Diana, but we do know that King Charles wants to be his wife's tampon didn't help me to know that hasn't stopped him being king. What's the point? You've just made me sad? I don't want to know these types of secrets. Oh, I haven't been out asleep for years because of this. But people like you had to go digging around. You know, when this whole thing broke the other nationals MP who thought that Barnaby should be sacked for cheating on his wife was this guy. And then you know what secrets the damn journalists found out about him. They found out that he'd been chatting to a woman who wasn't his wife using a sugar baby website. And that could have been enough. You could have stopped there. But no, you had to tell me the sex heroes. Do you remember this? When the woman said that she liked her Australian accent and he wrote I pull your clothes. Run my strong hands down your back. Softly kiss your neck and whisper get a mate

I still shudder every time someone says g'day to me. I can't you journalist has put out an article every week that says old men still gross. This specifics are ruining me. And it's not just the gross secret. See, though, like this week, someone discovered that a glazier in Chile had collapsed. No, keep that to yourself. You know, I know climate change is happening but I can't stop the glaciers from falling in Chile. I'd love to but I can and it's stressing me out. Some things are need to know right? But some things I don't need to know some things. I just need to know that the people who need to know know you know. You can just leave me out of it. Like journalists need to remember that snitches get stitches. He is a dangerous idea for you, Zipit knowing everything that's your interest. It's a great hobby. Keep it to yourself. Oh, great. You found out that the Prime Minister had 10 Secret jobs and gave out hundreds of millions of dollars. So they were basically bribes. Oh, good. Good. Now I'm confused and angry. Oh, great. We found out that dead shit politicians getting paid millions to move overseas when they get chased out of their current jobs here for being shitted them. Oh, great. Well, now I have to think about that. Well, I have to go to my poorly paid work and be competent. It's killing me. I think every journalist should be restricted to one secret per annum. On your birthday, you can tell me one secret as a treat 364 days to plan your next one. Just give me a chance to recover. And you want to be a whistleblower? Great. You can only blow one whistle at a time. I don't want to be told any more about all people secretly fucking their staff or publicly fucking the planet. Like I want to know the secret to cooking a good pizza at home. One that tastes as good as a restaurant. How do they do it? I want to know the secret to ordering clothes online that fit me the first I just want to know the secret to not being anxious all the time. And I think that starts with not knowing This stuff. Thank you.

Dan Ilic 55:02
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Dan Ilic 0:00
Good air Dan Ilic with you for the greatest moral podcast of our generation. This is a great episode. I have had the privilege of talking with America. Yes, the whole country actually, Rick Duke, who is the Deputy climate envoy for the US State Department. His job is essentially to travel around the world preaching from the Gospel of climate action, a job that considerably got a lot easier in August when the US passed the inflation Reduction Act. And then that hides exactly what it is, which is a mega climate spending spree Yeah, huge amounts of money tax credits and incentives for things like renewable energy, CCS, EVS community projects. And of course, it is not without controversy. It also opens up federal landfill fossil fuel exploration, it's a bit of a complicated story. But essentially, this whole thing, the IRA, the inflation Reduction Act, not Irish Republican Army, is essentially a huge deal for climate change, and could revolutionize America's approach for years to come when it comes to their emissions. The more I've learned about it, the more excited I am about it, and the more it will hopefully encourage other countries to do the same. Now, it is a far cry from the lip service that Australia's government has so far provided on climate action. But maybe, maybe with the US leading the way that could change a word about how we can make this podcast you know, this was kind of an expensive one, because I couldn't go to the consulate to record my podcast there. They don't actually allow people to take electronic equipment into the US Consulate. It's a whole deal. Let me tell you, and I couldn't exactly invite America into my house. It's very small country, a whole country in there. And let me tell you, the deputy climate envoy had a hell of an entourage, so I had to book professional studios, but it was well worth doing face to face. And I could only do this podcast and last week's podcast as well when we did a stupid old studios in Melbourne, because of your support on Patreon. Now, if you enjoy these conversations, you've enjoyed rational fear. If you enjoy our climate chats, please chip in as a Patreon supporter, it costs real money to make this show and I need your help. So you can chip in for as little as a cup of coffee of months. The benefit is you get unedited previews of stuff you get to see videos I'm working on. And you get a link to the discord so you can join in, in the conversations that people who make this show and also a rational few super fans are all on Discord. And we have great conversations about as Paul there. It's really, really, really good fun. And I look I know there are 7000 of you who listen to the show, which is huge, but only about 300 of you chip in so what we'd love to do this year is get that 300 to 600. And that way we could do more expensive podcasting. We recorded our conversation on Gadigal. land at the urination at a very expensive studio. Let's start the interview.

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Dan Ilic 3:31
well, our next guest on The Greatest moral podcast of our generation is someone who's been at the forefront of culture, society, democracy, industry and corn syrup based foodstuffs since 1776. It's great privilege to have an irrational fear, one of the longest running superpowers ever. United States of America. Welcome America.

Richard Duke 3:50
It's good to be here.

Dan Ilic 3:52
Thank you. That is the voice of Rick Juke, who despite everything going on in the world, has spent 20 years trying to make the world a better place through global democracy and focusing on climate change. He was a special adviser on climate to President Barack Obama, a fellow at the Brookings Institute and like our many of our fellow guests, is deep in the one curry of climate policy, having cut his teeth at the Natural Resources Defense Council, but right now, he's the Deputy Special Envoy for Climate for the United States. Rick, it's really great to have you what a privilege.

Richard Duke 4:24
It's great to be here. Thanks for making time to talk to me.

Dan Ilic 4:28
No worries, foot like I just kind of gave a very cliff notes of your career based on your LinkedIn profile. But I don't know much about you. Can you tell me what you've done over the last 20 years? Like how did you find yourself deep in this in the climate fight?

Richard Duke 4:44
When I was in college, I was in Environmental Studies and Economics and thinking about where I wanted to work and I kind of kept gravitating between economics and environment and the thing that is really at the Part of that nexus is climate change. And even then, with Al Gore telling the world about what to worry about, and my professors also helping me to orient on it all, it was clear that we needed to take this question more seriously than any of the others on environment. And so it was the biggest thorniest challenge and I just kept coming back to it over the course of my career,

Dan Ilic 5:25
we ever distracted Did you say, you know, I might just try carpentry a little bit, lock up some shelves,

Richard Duke 5:30
I was distracted by working on some of the economics only side for a while I worked for the Federal Reserve Bank of New York for a stint right out of college. I still worked in Mexico, right right out of college for a bit. But even there, I ended up coming back to related themes. I went to Mexico without a particular plan, but ended up working for the Mexican government for the summer on climate, believe it or not, so it just keeps being a theme for me. And even when I went into consulting, I found a way to focus on climate before it was really central to what management consultants were doing. And it's just been a passion kind of along the way.

Dan Ilic 6:10
So what was there an aha moment? Was it like a catalyst moment for you? You went, Oh, fuck this, I gotta go. I gotta do climate stuff.

Richard Duke 6:16
I don't know if it's a single thing is much is kind of the whole process of being a kid in college trying to decide what mattered and what really motivated me. And it was the sense that it was not really possible to do right by the environment unless we got the climate piece done right first. And then also, when we looked at the other environmental questions, a lot of those, at least in the US, were being managed. And so it seemed like the thing that was kind of work on done

Dan Ilic 6:45
well, and that is that is extraordinary amount of time has passed since college. And over the last three weeks, you must be kind of doing somersaults. What an extraordinary moment to kind of have the IRA passed. Was that a big moment for you?

Richard Duke 7:00
It was a huge moment for basically me, my family, my friends, everyone I know is pretty much over the moon,

Dan Ilic 7:09
your family turned you and Dad, are you happy now Dad.

Richard Duke 7:15
The two and the five year old I think are a little bit disconnected from this conversation even though they live in DC. But but it really it has been a huge deal for everyone that I work with all my friends in, in the business on climate change. And it is hard to overstate how important it is. I mean, we've all in the US been at it for 20 years really trying to get our Congress to coalesce despite all of our divisions, like since the 90s, like Bill Clinton era, kind of Exactly, exactly. Back to that date is I think, the right place to start. At that time. You know, President Clinton tried to do a energy tax as a way to get started on the problem and just got savaged for it. And then we tried to find a way forward in all kinds of different ways from cap and trade was a big one. Right? And then I was part of crafting some of the details of President Obama's efforts to do a clean electricity standard. Yeah, none of that got traction. And everything got close along the way are things got close along the way. And smaller things got done, we got versions of incentives for wind and solar done and so on. But this is the first time where we have a full package. It's comprehensive, it's durable, it's really going to make the difference. And so it's a big

Dan Ilic 8:34
deal. Yeah, I left the name inflation Reduction Act is very climate, you know, when I think of climate, I think of reducing and inflammation. And all of those things. Yeah. Like, it's such a strange name, right? Because it feels like, oh, well, that's a clearly a name that is hiding the true benefits that this that this bill is going to bring, like, Why didn't you call it stop the heat death of the planet bill, or how it's bloody time act or something like

Richard Duke 9:00
that, I can tell you with confidence that my colleagues in the administration would have called it essentially anything that Senator Manchin wanted to call. And I think that it was, but But honestly, the inflation Reduction Act is a good name for it in the following substantive sense. This bill will demonstrably lower the cost of living for consumers, because it is going to make it possible to get that electric vehicle that is so much cheaper to operate over the life of the vehicle that insulates you from the ups and downs of gasoline prices is going to make it possible to get a heat pump that means you are also insulated from natural gas price volatility. And that is a very kind of consumer sense of reducing costs. In addition to that, it happens to be deficit reducing and that's the kind of macroeconomics of it, that it will actually reduce inflation because it's going to take some deficit out of the system right away because it's paid for and more by rolling back some of the tax cuts for the wealthy that the prior administration put in place. And by putting in place some quite rational approaches to really encouraging companies to invest by taxing what are called stock buybacks, which something companies do when they don't want to invest. They just buy back from in stock. And this is now going to be discouraged in a way that raises money. And all that together means it cuts the deficit, and it's going to cut consumer energy costs and make consumers more secure.

Dan Ilic 10:29
You know, when we talk a lot about climate policy, we're always talking about carrots and sticks. It just feels like the US government's just dumped a truckload of carrots on the country, and will continue to for some time, and that will make lots of people happy with as opposed to something like a carbon tax, which is very unpopular. And we've tried to have carbon taxes here. I don't know if you're aware of that. But it didn't go down. So well.

Richard Duke 10:50
So one thing that's interesting in this bill, is that it does include a fee on methane emissions in the oil and gas sector. Yeah, right. And so there's an element in there that is, I guess, old school, and that says, Let's go stay. Yes. And it includes a whole range of investments and incentives, the way you're describing. And that is the bulk of the bill is the carrot side. And so, but it's also worth noting that in the administration has been clear about this already, that with all this in place, then it helps to allow states and cities and our own federal government to then set standards that encourage companies to step up and do the right thing, investing in everything from electric vehicles, to heat pumps, to renewables, etc. And so it is a basis for doing much more than just the carrots.

Dan Ilic 11:46
Yeah, there's some things that the climate community not so happy with the concessions for new oil and gas and the tying of leases for oil and gas to the kind of leases that are going up for renewable energy. Are those as bad as people are making them out to be? Do you think

Richard Duke 12:03
so? There is nothing like the legislation to force compromise. In order to get anything big done in our Congress, and really any political system, there will be compromises required. And of course, the administration wanted to do much more with this bill than in the end, we were able to on much broader topics and climate. But the good news is that on climate, we got the essence done with this bill, we got all of most important things done. And there were some compromises on the level that you're describing now, how to think about this is that there's already been a lot of analysis done that shows that it is clearly decisively the case that the benefits here from transforming our giant American economy, to clean electricity and electrified everything vastly outweigh any potential climate costs that come from marginal output from additional oil and gas related to the leasing provisions is not even close. It's there's no contest and all the credible analyses that have already been done had been very clear about that.

Dan Ilic 13:06
So do you think this is a real time to celebrate? Yeah,

Richard Duke 13:09
absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, we're not done celebrating.

Dan Ilic 13:14
Is this like a global lap of victory around the world, stopping at every country go, we did it, guys, we did it.

Richard Duke 13:19
In all seriousness, having this in place means that we can

Dan Ilic 13:25
look at countries in the eye and

Richard Duke 13:29
we can go into full diplomatic push to try to get everyone to join us in setting targets that are good enough to keep safe of climate within reach, and then delivering on those targets. And so we're busy doing that, in capitals everywhere, usually by zoom. Yeah.

Dan Ilic 13:48
Well, it's so cool. It's a privilege to deal with face to face. Yeah, I think that's really remarkable, because it really would make your job extremely difficult to come to Australia and go, Hey, guys, so you need to do more and not being able to being able to say that America is now going to be doing something significant is is great. Can I

Richard Duke 14:05
just know that this is something that is going to last? I think that sometimes people question our constancy as the United States. And I just want to jump in and talk about that, because the core of this inflation Reduction Act is a set of comprehensive 10 year tax credits for clean power for electric vehicles for clean industry, for clean buildings, and beyond. And all of those tools have strong bipartisan support. Because we have seen, let's say back in 2015, the Obama Biden administration negotiated a set of tax credits for wind and solar that were five years long and smaller, but those persisted straight through the Trump administration and delivered record years of wind and solar deployment straight through that era politically. And that, to me is proof concept that these are popular that they are bipartisan supported measures. And even though the whole bill was done on a partisan basis, ultimately, because that was the only option left the underlying elements, the substance of the bill. And climate is not something that's going to be rolled back by anyone at any time this is going to happen. And it's going to win friends over time as it happens, because it's going to create jobs, and it's going to create momentum. Right? If

Dan Ilic 15:24
you're in a red state, and you get an electric car cheaper, or heat pump cheaper, you automatically, you know, benefiting from this bill, and your your prices of electricity go down

Richard Duke 15:32
in picking up on that, yes, on the consumer side, but also, a lot of the development on renewables, and some of the other elements of the spill on manufacturing side and so on, are really going to benefit the whole country, and especially some of the parts of the country that are most skeptical right now. But I think once this really gets rolling, you're gonna see more and more supporters of this bill, it's already quite popular in the public.

Dan Ilic 15:55
So for like, vulnerable communities whose water and air and it's clean now, these initiatives will clean up those

Richard Duke 16:03
areas. Yes. And for economically vulnerable communities that need jobs, employment and better prospects, there's going to be wind farms and solar farms and all kinds of infrastructure that needs to get built.

Dan Ilic 16:15
All right, I want to talk about Australia and our place in the Pacific. After years of being a bad actor, Australia is back kind of you know, you know, sort of, you know, sort of like, Hey, we're coming back kind of way. At least we have a 2030 target now, which we didn't have, you know, three weeks ago. What are the strengths that Australia can bring to the global conversation on climate action now, as opposed to six months ago? What do you think? What kind of pressure can we apply in our region to kind of seek more climate action.

Richard Duke 16:44
So climate change will be determined by the major economies, the 20, major economies that make up about 80% of the world's emissions, and Australia is part of that club. And Australia is now in the game, helping to make the case to everyone, including China, which emits 30% of the world's greenhouse gases, and candidly needs to move faster if we're going to have a safe climate future, to join us in setting targets for 2030. That deliver the kind of reductions we need to hit Net Zero globally by 2050. And to solve this problem, or at least mitigate it sufficiently. And so now Australia is there because Australia has a target that I believe that it will deliver against that is straight on the line to net zero by 2050, for Australia, and so the key thing is not is it 43% or 44%, or whatever. The key thing is that it is a pace of emission reductions from today's levels, that's right on track to get to net zero by 2050. And that's what we need all major economies to join together and do. And by the way, as, as we do that, as the United States as Australia, working together, in many cases on things like electric vehicle supply chains, and so on. As we do that costs come down. And that's part of why this is happening now in the United States. And why it's happening now in Australia is that renewables are cheaper to get electricity than any other source, electric vehicles are cheaper for consumers than any other way to drive. And so that's because countries have momentum now, or more and more countries have momentum on this issue. And it's great to have Australia fully in the fold on that now.

Dan Ilic 18:22
And one of the things we don't talk a lot about in Australia, and climate is our scope, three emissions, you know, we are a carbon intensive economy. We are we are well, one of the top three or four, depending on the globe, global conflicts of the day fossil fuel exporters, but we don't ever have a conversation about our contribution to the molecules in the atmosphere that leave our shores. How do we have that conversation with our own government? How do we convince our own government that we need to stop the export at our own economic detriment for a little bit of these fossil fuels?

Richard Duke 18:55
If we think about how we're going to get at this problem globally, the bottom line is that it's on the demand side where the real action is what is going to cut into global oil consumption. It's electric vehicles and electrification of all transportation, in some cases, hydrogen perhaps. And as we do that, globally, including hopefully at pace and Australia now, on the demand side, then that means that there'll be less and less need to invest in and develop oil for for the world to use. And that's the way that we'll we'll see that oil will peak and decline, and we'll be able to get this done. Same thing applies for coal as we move to substitute renewables for coal fired electricity on a global basis, then global demand for coal goes down and that's how you get at this problem. So

Dan Ilic 19:48
this is about getting doesn't get back at our customers to change as they're getting our current customers to, to change the way they are making energy,

Richard Duke 19:54
including here in Australia where you got to see the progress pickup in order to deliver Over on Australia's new 43%, target on decarbonizing electricity, and electrifying everything. And then Australia is kind of fully part of that effort on the demand side. And then the rest follows on the supply side. And let me just say one more thing, though, which is it's going to take some time for this to play out. It's not something that happens overnight, as much as we want it to. It is going to be well over a decade of energy transition globally and more like two to three decades, if we're honest about it. And during that time, it's important that all suppliers of fossil fuels during that transition period, you know, as they taper down, we also need to make sure those fossil fuel supplies are as clean as possible. So we've got to get out the methane emissions that come from coal, oil and gas along the way.

Dan Ilic 20:45
I'm glad you brought up methane because we do have a question without notice from greens leader Adam Bandt.

Adam Bandt 20:50
The Pacific leaders see it when we say we're committed to climate action, and then go home and announced 10 new oil and gas fields like the Australian Labour government did this week. Will you push Australia to commit to no new coal and gas as part of us reengagement in the Pacific and for our government to adopt the global methane pledge that President Biden was championing what say you

Dan Ilic 21:13
America, we absolutely are

Richard Duke 21:16
encouraging all countries in the world, including Australia to join the now more than 120 countries that have committed to work together on cutting methane pollution at least 30% by 2030, and the global methane pledge. So yes, on that second part, on the first part, we are back to what I was just describing the answer to how to achieve energy transition globally, is above all else that we need to complete that journey of clean power and electric electrification of transportation buildings and industry as the core of the climate solution globally. And when we do that we address what's needed globally on on the energy sector,

Dan Ilic 21:57
we have this crazy thing in Australia with LNG exports. I don't know if you know about a local market here. It's absolutely bonkers, right? 80% of LNG gets exported out. And we were short of LNG for our domestic supply because of a deal that in 2002, with 2002, prices locked in for 30 years, we're getting to the point now we're actually building LNG import terminals for the potentially process of getting LNG re imported from Asia back into Australia, because it'll be cheaper than supplier.

Richard Duke 22:27
We've seen these kinds of we got plenty of gas. We've seen these kinds of shocks all over the world in this market, including in the United States, where we had back and forth on LNG that was at a similar scale, where for while we were building LNG, import terminals, and then now we're big LNG exporters now that we're doing so much natural gas production, but I think the core answer to that question around energy insecurity is the same answer to the question around climate insecurity, which is that we got to double triple down on the transition, right, because once we get to this green power, electrified and use future then we've got both we've got climate security and energy security and one go

Dan Ilic 23:12
on the Maytime thing. I think it's so interesting looking at the 120 countries, Bahrain is on that list. Canada, Kuwait, Nigeria, Tunisia, Qatar has signed it these are carbon economies. What is what is like what is like taking Australia's time to sign this we also know you have you gone have you gotten knocking on on Chris Bowens door and today for is popping in? Can you just sign this for me?

Richard Duke 23:35
Let me also note that we have over three quarters of the world's top livestock and dairy producers have joined as well, which is one of the more challenging What's

Dan Ilic 23:42
your message to Australia come on our deal with enthusiasm, message, diplomacy away, Rick, come and say something that will get me a headline

Richard Duke 23:53
the waters warm come in? No, I look it's it's it's a it's a crucial conversation for us to all join in. Because you got to take seriously that half a degree centigrade of today's climate change is caused by methane. And there's just no faster way to manage our near term climate future than to cut methane pollution. And we're not on track globally to be clear, methane emissions are increasing 10% Over the next decade on the current trajectory. So we don't just need people to join global methane pledge what we need, above all, and I believe Australia is headed in this direction is to join us in the pledge but do the work. And and that's, I think, really where we are focused and we're making headway on that. I want to just note, President Lopez Obrador of Mexico joined President Biden recently, and committed to move on addressing oil and gas, methane in Pemex, the national oil company of Mexico's operations in a major way for the first time, and we're going to do that work together there. And we're working in Nigeria working in many geographies all at once and not just in the boss. All sector, but that's the hard work we need to do. And we want Australia to step up and be a full partner in that. Come on,

Dan Ilic 25:05
come on. Spoken like a diplomat. Well, that's why you're the deputy climate envoy. And I'm not there was a lovely way to word that Hurry up Australia. That's how I would have said it. Let's talk about some threats quickly, when you see these global agreements of last decade, not just in climate, but Brexit falling apart, the war in Eastern Europe, what kind of threats Do you see on the horizon for a global climate, like what's kind of an unforeseen threat that we're not really thinking about for these global agreements that could, could destabilize them?

Richard Duke 25:36
What we can say is that it's instructive to look at what happened when Russia illegally invaded Ukraine. And I think that the reverberations that are still happening, there's obviously the humanitarian crisis that it has caused in Ukraine above all else, but then there's reverberations globally that include all these shocks to energy prices, but also shocks to fertilizer, and therefore food prices. And what we are seeing on I guess, a silver lining side from that, is that the response in Europe, the response globally, is that governments see that they need to just move faster to get to the clean energy future, and they need to move faster to get to cleaner fertilizers that are things like, you know, green, green hydrogen to green ammonia, as a way to cut loose from all that volatility and from Petro state control of their economies. And so I guess that is a recent or even current example of how geopolitical shocks can intersect with climate change. But in this case, it's really causing everyone to double down on on the transition to clean energy. Now, going forward, I think the biggest threat to climate action is probably some of the global trends around what's happening in media environments and what's causing it and what what's happening to democracies. And if we're, if we're candid about it, and I probably won't be very specific in naming names. That is where we get to, yes, you

Dan Ilic 27:14
definitely don't want to say Rupert Murdoch, is a problem for democracy. While you're in Australia, Rick, you can say that in America, but don't say it at the ABC Studios. I can say that, because I don't have any money for Rupert Murdoch. to defame. Don't you dare say Lachlan Murdoch has anything to do with dismantling democracy. Ricky's nervously drinking.

Richard Duke 27:40
But that is what worries me is the is the whole question of kind of the undercurrent of autocracy. I think that is the toughest part.

Dan Ilic 27:49
What are kind of the exciting areas you see for Australia in the region? Like what are the opportunities you see for you know, us as citizens of Australia, but also Australia as an actor on the on the Pacific stage?

Richard Duke 28:01
I think there are a couple that I want to highlight one is precisely in the region, Australia is a crucial partner for us in working with countries like Indonesia and India, on accelerating their energy transition. And we're already doing that work ourselves and with other allies. And we are eager to work with Australia on making that happen at pace in those countries. And we think that's a huge shared opportunity. More on the commercial side, we are moving now to scale up a kind of North American Electric Vehicle manufacturing powerhouse. And we've been very clear, Congress has been very clear, we're gonna need a secure supply chain in that. And so we think that Australia is one of my, you know, many natural partners in making sure we've got the right kind of critical minerals supply in order to make all that happen. So that's another example. There are many others. I mean,

Dan Ilic 29:05
that's so interesting, because Australia is rich in minerals, we do have a lot of particularly rare earth minerals that are part of the new economy. But we don't do any processing here. You know, there's, there's none of that there's there's all that happens in Asia, is that an opportunity for Australians to kind of take that part of the supply chain and, you know, be a kind of a powerhouse in processing those kinds of minerals here.

Richard Duke 29:30
It is an opportunity because the scale of the prize is immense. I mean, it's not just batteries, not just electric vehicles. It's also renewables components, all these things need critical minerals, and then you've processed critical minerals. And then obviously, there's opportunities downstream and manufacturing things as well. And of course, deploying all those solutions in the Australian economy. So there's lots of work to do. And Australia has a set of key roles that it can play in At work,

Dan Ilic 30:01
okay, I've got a question without notice from Maria Hernandez. She's a friend of mine that is from Guam.

Maria Hernandez 30:06
Well, less than half a day, I will see Maria Hernandez me. My name is Maria Hernandez name. I'm an indigenous tomorrow mother. I'm also an environmental and cultural rights activist based in Guam, as well as its 2022 Bertha foundation fellow. My questions the US climate envoy. I'll start off by saying that one is positioning itself as a leader really in the worldwide sustainability movement. As you're aware of we're considered a highly strategic location in the Asia Pacific region. Our local government has been working toward fostering sustainable economic growth and really paying attention to climate change. Because so many islands are being impacted by climate change in the Pacific. We're trying so hard to make our island more self sustaining. But the reality is that we're in an unincorporated territory of the US. We don't have a seat at the table when it comes to US military projects that are changing the entire landscape of the Pacific. And right now 1/3 of our island is occupied by the US military, there is a massive firing range complex being built above are northern lands aquifer that provides 90% of the community with water. And access to clean drinking water is a human right. We don't want our aquifer, and our land and our and our coastal waters to be contaminated. Like we're seeing across so many communities where there's a large military presence. The example that I can think of right away is the crisis at Red Hill, in Hawaii, what they're experiencing out there, it's really a nightmare. So I asked, what steps can be taken to further reduce the military's footprint here, protect our aquifer, protect our people, ultimately, and to promote sustainability that better position our island and our region to fight climate change. CSIS. Mossy thank you,

Dan Ilic 31:59
for Maria,

Richard Duke 32:00
thank you for the question. You're asking questions that I don't frankly have great answers to I am outside of my domain of expertise on a lot of this. Clearly, there's work to be done in trying to answer what you posed better than I can. Look, one thing I can say is that when it comes to the Pacific more broadly, because I really can't speak to the specifics that you've raised with any with any details, it's too far beyond my expertise and mandate. What I can tell you is that we are acutely aware of the impact of climate change itself in the Pacific, and specifically for vulnerable states, like small island states, including because of sea level rise itself. And that is why we are so committed to doing this work to keep 1.5 degrees centigrade within reach. And that is why we think about it not just in terms of this whole energy transition that we've been talking about already, but also the fast mitigation complement to the energy transition, which starts with this methane work to make sure that we're cutting pollution that will control the climate in the next 30 years, and other short lived climate pollutants like HFCs. And we've got to then also invest in adaptation. So we're gearing up our prepare Initiative, which aims to get things like early warning systems around to the world so that farmers know if they're gonna get hit by a year of drought they know in advance and can at least try to do their best to manage through that. So we're doing what we can on on that front. And your excellent questions about Guam specifically, I'm just not in a good position to answer specifically.

Dan Ilic 33:49
They are a, an island that is a colony of America. mass migration is something that is kind of at the top of my mind when I think about our islands in Australia, like Torres Strait Islanders who are losing their culture and homes, and probably will disappear in the next 15 years. Is there something in place in terms of US policy to look after folks who are from islands that are colonies of America, like Puerto Rico or Guam or other island areas to bring them to a different landmass?

Richard Duke 34:20
Well, it is a case by case question, I will say at the highest level that I think both the United States and Australia benefit from a relatively open posture on immigration in half. So over decades, and in my strong view, both countries should double down on that going forward, because because it's in their interest to do so. In the case of Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico is part of the United States and citizens can travel back and forth at will. There's a opportunity for Puerto Rico to potentially become a state and that's a complicated question in its own right I, but I think that the, you know, the answer depends on which exact place we're talking about.

Dan Ilic 35:05
Sure. Okay, here are some quick questions from Patreon. Many of you have already answered. So feel free to give, you know, three second answers here. First one from comedian Ben pubg. Who does your hair?

Richard Duke 35:16
I think no one no one does your hair, including not me very good.

Dan Ilic 35:20
This is from Sasha, we're the polarization of politics. How can a genuine bipartisan approach to positive change occur? I think this is it goes back to when we're talking about a little bit before.

Richard Duke 35:31
What we've seen in the US is that as technology costs have come down to the point that the clean stuff is cheaper and better for consumers and everyone. And as our younger citizens have stepped up and demanded that we do more on all this, that is basically shifting the politics tectonically. So that now sure there's a there's a hardcore of kind of climate skeptics climate denial denialists. But mainly what you have is that's fading. And with this set of investment that's coming, it's going to be bipartisan, increasingly going forward.

Dan Ilic 36:06
Spirit asks, Do America's targets include land use? Yes. LWCF?

Richard Duke 36:12
Absolutely. We have a considerable land use sink that helps us with our climate math. And we need to and are investing in making sure we maintain the health of that. And by the way, that's going to get harder as we deal with climate impacts and wildfire. And that's a shared challenge. Obviously, in both countries,

Dan Ilic 36:29
I read that the trees are growing in the tundra now. So you know, just keep growing that forest out there.

Richard Duke 36:34
I guess, silver linings.

Dan Ilic 36:36
Matthew asks how to radically reduce America's carbon footprint without sanctioning the politics of austerity. I think the IRA goes some way to answering Matthew's question there.

Richard Duke 36:47
Definitely. I think we are on safe ground on that question right now. And it's not just the IRA. We also have a couple 100 billion dollars in investment from our infrastructure investment and jobs act that's in place and starting to flow into the economy for innovation on clean energy and climate solutions. And then there's even in our semiconductor bill called the chips act. There's opportunities on climate there. So we are investing. We are not practicing austerity on climate right now.

Dan Ilic 37:14
And this is a fun question for me. There are rumors that your boss might be retiring. Can we have the exclusive to announce that you'll be taking over from John Kerry? No comment. Well, Richard, it's absolute privilege to sit face to face with you and talk through these issues. I've never met a super bow before, but it was really fun. And I hope I hope I get to see you again in the future and pose more questions to you.

Richard Duke 37:38
Thanks for hosting me and please come to Washington. We can have a pint. That'd be great.

Robbie McGreggor 37:44
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Dan Ilic 37:48
Well, they haven't. We had 30 minutes with America. And we covered a lot of territory in that 30 minutes. And it was really good fun. I hope to do it again sometime soon. Big thank you to the US State Department for hooking that up. Also, big thanks to Maria Hernandez from Guam. And our friend Adam band over at the greens for their questions are really curly questions there for America. Also, big thank you to Jacob brown on the Tepanyaki timeline for jamming this podcast together. If you love what we do at irrational fear, please head on over to patreon.com forward slash a rational fear and shipping. It's three bucks a month, five bucks a month. Keep the show on the road. Right now. It is extremely helpful to pay the bills to put this show together. Also, if you love us on stage, please head on over to the Festival of Dangerous Ideas. We're back on stage September 17 talking all things secrecy in Australia. And that's a huge lineup, David McBride, Amber Schultz, Kate McLemore Damien cave from the New York Times as well as Louis Hobart and myself, unless September 17, at the festival dangerous ideas, it's gonna be really funny show just started putting it together this weekend is going to be stupid and good. And also you'll learn a lot and I've also laugh a lot and also be so shocked as to how fucked up Australia is. That's the remit of this show, isn't it? It's amazing, irrational fear. We that's what we do here. Anyway, thanks for listening. We'll see you speak to you next week.

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Dan Ilic 0:00
G'day, Dan Ilic here. Guess what? We're in Melbourne. Yes, it's very exciting. Just letting you know before we start the podcast we've got a big live show coming up at the festival dangerous ideas at carriage works. It's a huge show all about how Australia is the most secretive liberal democracy in the world so we could potentially go to jail. It's very exciting. On the panel, Damian Kay from the New York Times Emma shorts from crikey Kate McCann from the Sydney Morning Herald, David McBride, former Australian defense lawyer and turned whistleblower he is joining us and of course, Lewis harbor, and myself who are renowned, secretive people we don't know anything about us. So that's what's so exciting about the show seven senses of timber in Sydney. I'm recording my irrational fear on the land of the orangery in the cooler nation's sovereignty was never seen it we need a treaty. Let's start the show.

Simon Chilvers 0:46
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Dan Ilic 0:59
Tonight after months of turmoil Qantas is apologizing to his customers by offering a $50 gift voucher The only catch is it's only redeemable on Qantas and it will be delivered to you by Qantas baggage handlers and Lachlan Murdoch is suing crikey for defamation after they allege that Fox News was somehow responsible for the capital rights. Meanwhile, anyone who reads the Murdoch press is asking what's a Crikey. And after a disastrous interview on insiders that crudely sold out his colleagues for a few extra staff Barnaby Joyce is declared patient zero for Foot and Mouth Disease. It's the 26th of August and we refuse to quiet quit this is a rational fear.

Welcome to rational fear. I'm your host disgraced celebrity chef Dan Ilic. And this is the podcast that takes the worst news of the weekend. It just sucks it down like a word is original. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight that their cabaret queen with a sharp tongue and adult implement. Please give it up for Alice Toby Hello as well. Why do you carry that doll implement around with you everywhere you go.

Alice Tovey 2:09
Oh, you know what they say carry a doll implement. I think that was Tim Ferguson's comedy. That's good to be here on pocket size Louis this week.

Dan Ilic 2:17
Yeah, that's it. Yeah. CO hosting the show. How do you feel?

Alice Tovey 2:19
I feel good. It feels right. I'm coming for triple date. But J next, Louis, if you're listening or someone

Dan Ilic 2:24
has to be in the demographic, a Triple J they're a producer podcaster and purveyor of the souls of the guiltiest idiots around from the confessions of the idiot. Sam Peterson,

Sam Petersen 2:36
thank you so much for having me on clip myself.

Alex Dyson 2:41
Why are you down carrying around these confession? Everything

Sam Petersen 2:43
goes all the way down by the instrument that we spoke about before? Yeah, no, it does it. I have to now go on Reddit once a week and look up for online confession. But I have to go through about 100 to get to those four. So a lot of stuff that I don't bring to the podcast is the worst sort of stuff that could possibly have a domain today. And I'm reading through a lot of that. So

Dan Ilic 3:03
can I propose the confessions of the idiots up late?

Sam Petersen 3:07
I don't think anyone could handle it. And they're a business

Alex Dyson 3:08
genius with a master's degree in fine laughs It's Kirsty Wait.

Sam Petersen 3:15
Did you get stressed?

Dan Ilic 3:18
me because I went through a couple of your old tweets this afternoon. I thought this was a genius idea for a TV show. Tell us a little bit about help. I'm a celebrity. Get me in there.

Kirsty Webeck 3:31
Oh my gosh, it's such a bad idea. But the pitch is that you get a bunch of celebrities and that's in inverted commas, like Australian style celebrities. And they're in a really long queue. Places that are famous for long queues, or songs or Mama's seen

Sam Petersen 3:51
before and after the show.

Kirsty Webeck 3:53
Especially after and they've just got to find their way to the top of the queue basically. It's a dreadful idea but I'd also absolutely watch it

Sam Petersen 4:01
I love it. I love the comments when any of those shows where anything like that goes on all the comments are who and you'd like to get your following like Carrie big morning going who every time she posts

Dan Ilic 4:12
what I resent is someone who's had profile for some time anytime a news article comes up about me on the Daily Mail was like this guy did this. This guy was on TV once. There's like a new a new TV celebrity. They're like Derek fuckface. Coming up later, we talked with Ben Pennings, a climate activist who was trying to save the world was sued by Danny for $17 million. We'll ask him does he think it's worth saving the world? But first, here's a message from this week's sponsor. The Australian Labour Party is finally in charge. But don't worry conservatives. We're not here to shake things up. Good governance means more of the same but different, more of the same petroleum exploration but not on Sydney. It's North Shore in the southern Ocean, more of the same destruction of sacred sites and song lines, but not for iron ore, for gas.

Anthony Albanese 5:07
whatever our differences in political parties we share a love for coal seam gas drilling.

Dan Ilic 5:13
And yes, we know it looks like we've rushed into passing a bill on climate action. But don't worry, it's weeks Pearson won't change a thing. The Australian

Anthony Albanese 5:22
people voted for change, and we intend to give them nothing

Dan Ilic 5:27
Australian Labor, same suits, different types. This week's first fit is brought to you by our sponsor, the Labour Party more of the same. Now despite the end of the world being linked to fossil fuels, Australian Labour Government has just opened up a new petroleum exploration of the waters of Victoria, Tasmania. And energy companies are already saying, Hey, we should relax and the best straight operation is just going to be more of an artisanal approach and that they're just going to be drilling enough oil to ensure local apothecaries have enough scented candles. So I think that's a good a good thing. Yeah, fear mongers. This is a decision that is clearly at odds with our own climate targets of fuck all, which is at least better than what we've had, which was no fucking targets. I was Toby, how do you reconcile this decision to go drilling in the Southern Ocean?

Alice Tovey 6:16
I think it's fantastic. I love the government's approaching the 2030 climate target the way that a teenager kind of approaches housework when their mom's busy and out of the house. They're like, Oh, darling, take the chicken out of the freezer. And then you realize it suddenly, seven years later, you've been playing Mario Kart named just microwaving the shit out of this

Dan Ilic 6:33
cheat? Yeah, delete those paddles that you can put the pedals for a cardiac arrest. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's just it's quite, you know, disconcerting. Like I think I tweeted something like, let the disappointments begin. We've had four good weeks of hope. And now Everything's fucked again.

Alice Tovey 6:55
Surely, and it's just adding to all the carbon capture and storage stuff that they've announced as well. So basically, they're kind of like big tubs. They're meant to like take the carbon and fuck it off elsewhere, which is great, but it's kind of just climate Reiki at this point

Sam Petersen 7:12
could they be born with billboards? Or I'm thinking you're the billboard

Dan Ilic 7:16
look let's just say billboards fix cars climate change last time probably will fix climate change carbon I just whenever that's when that stuff did have it. I think like that. That was my attitude was just Yeah, it's like, Guys, I fix climate change. I've done

Kirsty Webeck 7:37
it. It's beautiful to watch. It really was a skeptic. I didn't think that you do it with the billboards. And then you did What do you mean like in New York? Or yeah, I didn't I didn't think you'd solve climate change with

Sam Petersen 7:48
I don't think it was like we didn't actually go through with the bill. We thought we'd take the money and

Kirsty Webeck 7:54
go through with it. I just I was like, surely that won't solve the problem. And then it did.

Dan Ilic 7:58
Corrected fix the problem and that's why we can now explore for patrolling.

Alice Tovey 8:03
And her pamphlet she's just seen.

Alex Dyson 8:08
The Guardian reporter Peter Hanim tweeted this incredible graph from the RBA today, saying that to meet our net zero targets our colleague exports have to drop before below 100 megatons a year before 2050. But the RBA has done the projections on the current policies. And that line is just kind of soaring up into the sky. The RBA is like hey, you think interest rates is bad? Where do you see these megatrends? Go?

Sam Petersen 8:36
Anytime I see any sort of graph now all I'm thinking about it's flattened back. It's all I've known for a very long time.

Dan Ilic 8:43
That's it that's that would actually work. Yeah, climate action as

Sam Petersen 8:47
well. The Financial Times.

Alice Tovey 8:50
I love the idea of you looking at a pie chart being like two rounds.

Sam Petersen 8:55
will never work.

Alex Dyson 8:56
This week. Second fear putting the prime in Prime Minister news now footage of Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin dancing in her own home was late and criticized by many sectors of the world's media including Nigel Lythgoe saying it was a brave performance but she won't be coming back next week. Santa was sober everything I'm sure a lot of people don't know who that guy is. You know he's just a British judge. Look, I tried I tried my career would have testament that is actually true. Even held a press conference to say hey, what's what's the big deal? Get over your big babies. Meanwhile, footage of elbows scowling a beer at a gang of youths gig was praised in large sections of Australian media except of course, Sky News. Now firstly, we back you're a renowned, joyful person. Does this kind of behavior mean our leaders are now going to have to dance like everyone's watching.

Kirsty Webeck 9:52
It would seem that way. I mean, Sanna Marin is like a young person having a nice time and having a life and she's got Got a job? Like sorry for having a job.

Sam Petersen 10:05
Thank you for finally apologizing

Kirsty Webeck 10:08
on her behalf. But then, you know, like just isn't Jacinda are doing like a DJ as well like, Well, I'm not going to tolerate that no music in New Zealand please. And then also the thing with elbow like he says Australia's Got no culture, we've got a culture do a show we make. So

Dan Ilic 10:26
to be honest, isn't that the one thing that prevents me from running for Prime Minister's like I cannot handle the pressure of sculling appear at every fucking event, I just won't be able to do

Sam Petersen 10:35
it. Why did it tradition, I don't even understand why people think that's so cool to be able to drink fast as a prime minister or sports as well. And all goes

Alex Dyson 10:43
back to Bob Hawke when he was at Oxford, right? And he scoured the Jaguars. If you go to Oxford pub, in Oxford, there's this mural of Bob Hawke and his yard glass and it's less plaque that says Bob hawks set the record for scaling the

Alice Tovey 10:57
must be some kind of prime ministerial training program to Skull beer, you think so?

Kirsty Webeck 11:04
They receive a manuscript that says in this role now you'll be required to scope beers in public and kill the environment.

Sam Petersen 11:15
I was just so perplexed by the whole thing, and like people tweeting the elbow thing, I was like, Oh, I don't I didn't really see why it was so impressive or something to celebrate the drinking really quickly and everything. I was like, are we still here?

Kirsty Webeck 11:27
Yeah. It's sort of depressing. Just in the, in the whole context of like, Australia's drinking cult. Yeah. And that's been under the microscope a little bit lately as well. Yeah. And it's just it's such a weird badge of honor. And then I think the contrast between how that was dealt with as well. And then everything that's going on with the Finnish Prime Minister, too, is it's just really interesting. Yeah. I mean, there's obviously some gender stuff at play, but also just our drinking culture and the way that we salute that kind of behavior. Like, he tried to beer and it's like, yeah, great. I'd like to see effect some social and political change.

Sam Petersen 12:03
A few hours later elbow, or go to the gang have advice for everybody.

Kirsty Webeck 12:09
He's like, Well, I'm too hung over now.

Sam Petersen 12:13
He's doing it himself. Although that that whole thing, but also like that she had well, she I don't know if she volunteered to get a drug test or something as well. I think it was because

Dan Ilic 12:25
she didn't do it. She said, she said, I've never done drugs. I haven't done drugs in my childhood. Y'all get over it. Yeah. And I think that's so

Kirsty Webeck 12:31
crazy. I think she ended up doing it. The media reported that she tested negative, right, she ended up having to bow down to the pressure, like whether or not that's true, but that's what the media was reporting yesterday.

Sam Petersen 12:40
So we can say allegedly after.

Kirsty Webeck 12:45
And then when the dust settled on that, then there was suddenly this photo of the two women kissing at another party. Yeah. And the finished flag and yeah, and I mean, I might be the wrong person to comment on this. But that looked like a bit of wholesome fun.

Sam Petersen 13:03
We love getting talking about that on twitter.com.

Alice Tovey 13:06
You and I cursed you can't run for politics. There's too many photos of us kissing hot chicks.

Dan Ilic 13:13
In 2025, you know, society will change that will become acceptable. And we know that will be your poster. That will be let's be running. All out on the open. You can say that now you can say yeah, we've done all that. All of those pictures are on Facebook. Go get them from 2003 They're right there ready for you? Yeah, yeah,

Kirsty Webeck 13:36
we don't really have the skeletons in the closet anymore. Do we? We've just got the skeletons on google.com readily available. You can find every bad thing I've done in my life right there. Yeah,

Sam Petersen 13:46
I love I love mates at Ruby each other on Facebook when there's like an old post and then one of them bumps it up to the top. I'm so sorry.

Dan Ilic 13:55
I already do counts like me and Run Twitter Delete on your Twitter. Oh,

Kirsty Webeck 14:01
I haven't I absolutely need to. Now that I've admitted that I haven't on this podcast, like I definitely have a busy night ahead. Scrubbing and cry.

Dan Ilic 14:14
You know when Facebook says Do you remember this memory and so often will come up now I'm like, I don't remember saying that at all. Yeah, I don't necessarily think about that about sandpaper.

Sam Petersen 14:24
You said some horrific.

Kirsty Webeck 14:26
Most of them were true.

Dan Ilic 14:31
Most of us here, big Twitter heads. I don't know if you caught the vibe on Twitter on Tuesday when the Solicitor General was about to release their report about the Scott monastery that Scott was monitoring. Scott Morrison ministry stuffed and did you did you see? The blue drips like baying for blood? And then the legal drips are like hey, just relax. It was I actually I actually caught a promo from Channel Nine for it.

Unknown Speaker 14:58
But most anticipated There's a document drop in Australia political history. Actually it's more like a PDF from the most senior more official in the land. I'm actually more of a public servant who knows a lot about the law Solicitor General will release the Morison ministry manifesto. It's actually analysis as Scott Morrison broken the law. Not really has he ruined democracy as we know it. It's certainly unconventional Catster juicy gossip midday on Tuesday, she posted a top 10 the Solicitor General's Morrison ministry manifestor analysis could check a strap threat maybe but ticket will buy you a whole seat but you'll only need the

Dan Ilic 15:49
Well that sounds very unsafe I recommend against it. Very good. All right. This week's third day the billionaire versus the blog Lachlan Murdoch is suing crikey for defamation. This is just exactly the kind of behavior you'd expect from a dog Kim came from Frankie covered the January 6 insurrection on Capitol Hill in DC he'd alluded not my name mind you that the Murdoch family might have something to do with allegedly claiming they have some undue influence on certain section of the conservative media. And then Murdoch you know, sent crikey, some legal letters, crikey, then publish them and put out an ad in the New York Times saying that, hey, come and get us You dog. Lachlan Murdoch seen the opportunity to shut down a subscription news website? That wasn't his own set? All right, I will. So now where does this leave? Crikey, surely everyone that was already going to subscribe to them has subscribed, and they've got enough money. Well, they're gonna burn a bunch of money to kind of fight Lachlan Murdoch, Sam Peterson you run a subscription media business. Do you have any tips for cracking?

Sam Petersen 16:53
Absolutely. Always take on the Murdoch. idea. I take them on a monthly I love I like to say bad word about the Murdochs I think they're wonderful. I think we can all agree with that. I would never say anything bad about them. They could

Dan Ilic 17:06
they could potentially invest in podcasting.

Kirsty Webeck 17:11
And what about those salacious rumors that you were spreading about Lachlan before we started

Sam Petersen 17:15
recording? Allegedly. I know that you've recorded them on your phone you're always recording, always recording. But it is i i find it so sad that they've taken on crikey because a lot of other publications at the time in America were publicizing a lot of things as well. And it was just crikey that they took on for defamation because it's different in Australia with defamation law. So they're taking on crack. And I think it's so sad for independent journalists who are trying a subscription based site because you know, podcasts obviously, for me, they make a lot of money. Absolutely wrong.

Kirsty Webeck 17:48
That's why That's why I keep blackmailing.

Sam Petersen 17:52
But it is it is so sad with subscription services, because you're obviously not making a lot of money out of it. And they're going after kind of a small fish that they could go after so many other people, but they're for some reason going after the most Ozzie subscription service ever. Crikey.

Dan Ilic 18:06
Yeah. And I mean, I would love to be sued and then have to declare bankruptcy because it's just so much pressure to keep continuing

Sam Petersen 18:14
to get that content out.

Dan Ilic 18:17
So Daniel, is actually going to instigate a motion for a judicial inquiry for greater media diversity and make media organizations responsible for the truth and material that they purvey including penalties to match. This is the next movement in this whole campaign. And this scares me all of a sudden having to justify everything in this podcast. Yeah, but it's truthiness. Oh my god I'm

Sam Petersen 18:38
Richard you'll find just say a legend heaps I'll do anything about content is I'm so happy that Kirsty actually records everything but it is it is so sad though that you have to be so careful now about about everything I mean, you know it's not it's not political correctness gone evidence. It's that awful thing of just going are like friends of mine who are comedians that worry about things that said three years ago or something or you know everything there is this fear now I think with everybody posting things, making sure it's right and there is a bit of like that could be a really good thing with a lot of outlets like when Daily Mail and stuff, but there is I think there has to be accountability but going after crikey.com Seems like a bit of a stretch.

Dan Ilic 19:20
Yeah, you have to prove that he was defined by crikey well you gotta prove that crikey had any influence

Kirsty Webeck 19:28
Yeah, I love that that you have to be able to prove that it's everywhere except for the intent Western Australia now isn't it that they changed the rules so that you've got to be able to prove that yeah gonna damage your reputation trophy

Alice Tovey 19:39
ante and is that why they can do such funny headlines

Kirsty Webeck 19:43
and be the kinds of people that will be suing over this stuff like have little to no reputation? For first prove that you had any kind

Dan Ilic 19:55
by quite frankly, for me as a bit of a small fry person I would love for someone To define me because it seems to be always easy because you can easily cushy if you define me we'll go halves in a settlement. You give me a million dollars I'll give you 500,000

Sam Petersen 20:14
I'm represented by twitter.com. Dan she's got 305 pulled up all this old stuff.

Kirsty Webeck 20:27
I'm making it up. I don't care. I'm ruthless.

Dan Ilic 20:31
In a second, we're gonna be talking with Ben pinnings. But before we do that, we're going to play hang on a sec. Hang on a sec, is where I play something on the internet. That's real. And you chime in and say Hang on a second. I'll stop the tape. This week. Take on a sec is a real promotional video from Russia. AKA the country Russia. They put it out through the Russian Embassy in Spain on their Twitter trying to convince people to move to Russia. Right this is hang on a sec. I'll play it tell me when you want to chime in to say Hang on a second I stopped

Unknown Speaker 21:01
this is Russia delicious squizzy viewed

Kirsty Webeck 21:15
i Okay. Yeah. Firstly, that was a Yeah, it's a major Yep. A major yuck but I was actually

Dan Ilic 21:23
something orange and gelatinous on top of what could be maybe a stack of pancakes

Kirsty Webeck 21:30
Mnemic whatever it is, it's not working at its best but it was more the next slide that I was going for beautiful women

Unknown Speaker 21:37
beautiful women Yeah,

Kirsty Webeck 21:39
look I'm I am an expert on beautiful women actually. And as far as I'm concerned, they are two small children

Alice Tovey 21:50
there is a Britney Spears lyric I'm not a girl not yet a woman no those are definitely not women. Young girls the only

Kirsty Webeck 21:57
girls yeah very young

Dan Ilic 21:58
it's not it's not quite right maybe you know let's not forget English is their second language.

Sam Petersen 22:05
Even for like any advertisements, like even when they're doing like an Australian advertisement in Australia, they have to go through so many processes and it's it's a train minute or something Queensland gets upset they have to go on to kind of have trains the Deaf just use very young girls that are not and not gone back and change

Kirsty Webeck 22:21
what Dan saying about like English being a second language like a draw card of you moving to a country because it's got beautiful young girls. Yeah, well, I can see now children are lovely. Yeah, it's still not a draw card. Even if it's an English thing it's like but what I'm not moving there because there's two sisters frolicking and

Unknown Speaker 22:41
women cheap gas

Dan Ilic 22:49
this price the prices were having gas I'm like maybe maybe I could spend maybe I could spend non festival season in Russia.

Sam Petersen 22:57
It just looks like a lot of stock footage. It just looks like they've gone through like Shutterstock and it just found heaps of footage all at once. Nothing looks like it's been shot for this ad.

Alex Dyson 23:06
Yeah, I mean admittedly I've never been to Russia No, I can't actually this could be this could be faked that's

Alice Tovey 23:12
actually julong sold I'll move to history

Kirsty Webeck 23:23
What's the thing we have to keep when we want to stop oh gosh I go fish oh okay well now that I've interrupted the rich history creating summers we

Dan Ilic 23:39
Yeah, this is gonna be in the history books. Part of it guys jump up. Be a part of the good

Unknown Speaker 23:48
world famous literature unique architecture. fertile soil

Sam Petersen 23:54
emphasize stop hang on a sec stop that's actually my drag name I haven't decided

Unknown Speaker 24:08
TriCity and water Hang

Alice Tovey 24:09
on. The bathtubs a bit of a stretch it's going a bit hotel and then kind of into horror movie with the ballet feet and the next shot and very

Sam Petersen 24:17
milky in the bar here. That will be Goldberg

Kirsty Webeck 24:22
that's a missed opportunity to say it's cheap milk as well. Even milk

Dan Ilic 24:26
there's a reason why this water is cheap. It's not processed right out of it.

Sam Petersen 24:31
And also cheap electricity which is

Alice Tovey 24:33
just got canned. I've also never seen a more beautiful board woman in my goodness.

Dan Ilic 24:39
That was realistic. She'd be having an iPad

Unknown Speaker 24:44
belay cheap taxi and delivery drug dish traditional values. Christianity,

Sam Petersen 24:54
hang on a sec not not a huge draw. To get you to a country

Kirsty Webeck 25:00
I'm for the cheap guests stay for the Christianity

Dan Ilic 25:03
All right I think the next one could be great for Canadians

Unknown Speaker 25:08
no canceled culture this is your chance

Sam Petersen 25:14
a lot canceled culture I think a lot of good

Kirsty Webeck 25:19
Russia can't say anything anymore because if you're already canceled

Sam Petersen 25:28
not gonna deal right?

Kirsty Webeck 25:29
They're impervious to

Unknown Speaker 25:33
vodka economy that can withstand 1000s of sanctions

Kirsty Webeck 25:42
but he's so funny that's the funny thing

Sam Petersen 25:48
it does sound like a joke

Dan Ilic 25:51
but a whole world thanks just feel like this would be the perfect home for Scott Morrison. This is perfect for Australia.

Sam Petersen 26:02
Get it up here. No straighteners trying to give up what am I talking about? Bloody hell what is that are you in the know the way the buddy campaign like that had such like iconic moments were on a beach and even though it's a very old ad now it was just so iconic the way they did it and the tagline and everything I love that that was the love that's gonna be my ringtone

Unknown Speaker 26:35
economy that can withstand

Dan Ilic 26:39
what I love about that is

Kirsty Webeck 26:44
like such an emphasis there like you have no idea how many sanctions just keep coming.

Sam Petersen 26:51
Sorry, buddy. No cancel Kochi,

Unknown Speaker 26:53
calm canceling. Winter is coming.

Alice Tovey 26:58
I know that the Song of Ice and Fire or whatever the case is a little bit too far. Yeah, it's

Sam Petersen 27:04
very creepy motion. Yeah. The end.

Dan Ilic 27:09
I mean, typically winter does come every year. So you know, maybe it's the season. And I found that

Kirsty Webeck 27:16
I could up the ante by saying the nuclear winter is coming.

Dan Ilic 27:24
we interview guest has been accused by one of the world's biggest coal companies of trespass intimidation inducing company insiders to breach contracts by leaking sensitive information and irrational fear. were accusing him of being a badass, please welcome to the podcast Ben pinnings. Now been for over a year, you've been fighting this case with a Danny, for people who don't know, can you give us that as a quick summary of your story?

Unknown Speaker 27:50
Yeah, well, I was one of the more prominent people in the stopping Arnie movement. And a couple of years ago, yeah, they decided to try and Sue myself. They, yes, believe I cost them 600 million. They're suing me for 17 million. They followed my wife and kids around, they applied to the court to raid our house. They've done all the dirty tricks in the book. And two years later, it's still going.

Dan Ilic 28:13
It's so extreme. You've been you've been fighting this for two years. How has it taken? How has it taken a toll on your own health?

Unknown Speaker 28:21
Should? Yeah, it's been. It's one of those things you don't want to say it's had too much toll on my health and my family, because you don't want to scare other people off, you know, being ratbags. But yeah, it's an unusual case. You know, there's been nothing like this in Australia for 2030 years, you know, in the ICT, it's illegal, but all the other states in Australia, it's legal to have this sort of court case. You know, lots of parts of the US and Europe, you're not allowed to do these sort of court cases, but it's legal and Queensland are down. You're going for it and they're going hard. And I'm I'm copping it Wow.

Dan Ilic 28:54
Danny said that they you know, you cause them $600 million worth of damage. First of all, well done. Well done. That's allegedly, allegedly. Okay. That's a word we've said a lot. Tonight. Yeah. Everything. How was how was your court case proceeding and like when you know, how can folks help?

Unknown Speaker 29:14
Well, yeah, it's gone two years, you know, I've raised or the community has been great, like people, you know, know what to do when a billionaire bully. This dude's the fourth richest person in the world, like is worth 150 billion. It's just ridiculous. And he's going after me to make me bankrupt and, you know, get my family home, etc. But there has been, you know, 910 1000 people have donated so far, about half a million bucks. But in the legal world, half million bucks is nothing. Yeah, Dan, you've obviously spent millions as well. So unfortunately, yes, I'm going to have to raise half a million bucks again, which I'm going to be launching pretty soon asking, you know, community members to put in which they have so people hate bullies. And unfortunately on the end copping it but there's been Many, many, many, many, many 1000s of Australians involved and stop at any moment. And of course, we've had an impact and being quite successful. And the Adani coal mine, which was going to be massive is now you know, small and all the other mines that were proposed for the Galilee basin are very unlikely to get up. So it's been a very successful movement. But obviously they want to make me pay and they don't like me and don't like me for good reason. But people should be able to be peaceful protesters and you know, play up and campaign for our health and well being and then have kids.

Dan Ilic 30:32
Yeah, no, absolutely not even peaceful protesters fucking cause some trouble,

Sam Petersen 30:36
Billboard billable one

Dan Ilic 30:40
been what is the benefit of them wait and spending all this time and money? So I don't use it? Is it just to deter others from doing the same?

Unknown Speaker 30:47
Yeah, it's it's hard to know. But yeah, we believe it's the tactic. So yeah, there's galley blockade, which I was known as a leader of and other organizations have been, you know, focusing on the banks and the contractors and the insurance companies and the engineering firms and really trying to convince them not to get in bed with a really, you know, dodgy company like Adani. Adani says we've been very successful, but they're blaming me individually for it. Like I'm one of many 1000s, even though I was one of the leaders there, they've picked someone to make an example of and that's me, and they haven't done it half assed and is a really big case, lots of money, you know, lawyers at 10 paces, it's, you know, I've got five lawyers, and that's nothing they've got tensile is, you know, lawyers, that costs a lot of money. But it has to it's, you know, there's precedent involved as well, like these sort of cases are called slap suits, which is strategic litigation against public participation. And yeah, what they want to do is scare other people. So it's really important that the case is one and precedent isn't set. But you know, the whole legal system like I got to be careful what I say I'm not allowed to inverted commas disrespect the court. But I don't believe these cases still exist. They're an affront to democracy, but they do exist. It doesn't happen very often. So it's very important. We went up not just for me and my family, but for the political freedom of all Australians, I suppose.

Dan Ilic 32:14
Ben, have you thought about trying to, you know, use a bit of canceled culture on Gautam Adani, you'd gone through his old tweets seen a picture of your dad's party or something.

Unknown Speaker 32:25
I will sit here and bite my tongue, because I'm in the middle of a court case with regards to what as you can imagine, when someone fucks over your family, it's very easy to get little revenge fantasies in your head. I won't specify those. But it's, you know, it sucks. This guy has just recently overtaken Bill Gates to be the fourth person, richest person in the world like having $150 billion. And, you know, saying what he's doing to provide for poor Indians, that is appalling. And it makes me sick, what he can get away with. It makes me sick, what multi billionaires can do, but Australia does have more political freedoms than many other places in the world. You know, if I was in India, God knows what would have happened to me, given the current close relationship between Gautam Adani and the Prime Minister Modi there. So, yeah, it's important that we do stand up and play up and do the best we can to resist, you know, why don't in my view, or climate crimes,

Dan Ilic 33:21
what is the particular peculiarity of the Queensland court system that allows them to do this?

Unknown Speaker 33:27
Well, it's everywhere in Australia apart from the AC t. So the AC T has a more progressive government with the labor and greens there. So these types of suits aren't legal there, but every other state, they are, like the last big one was in the 90s, against Bob Brown and some of his mates with the pulp mill there. And the good news about that is that case took six years, and ultimately, the timber company lost and they went bankrupt. So that's not going to happen with Danny but it could be two more years that I'm in the Supreme Court. So I'm in the Supreme Court in the next few days. And yeah, it's half a day in court fighting over what in my head as a civilian is ridiculous stuff. But ultimately, it's important because it affects other people over time. And you know, we do want to protect the freedom of people to get engaged in politics more than just voting going out there and civil disobedience has been so important for so long and a lot of our rights have come because of that and we need to protect it

Dan Ilic 34:26
Yeah, well Ben, good luck How can folks help you out?

Unknown Speaker 34:30
Well look out on Facebook Twitter and all the other places in the next few days you'll see a hashtag dad Versa Danny on the dead so he's a suburban dad in Brisbane have cut the kids and a cut the step kids in a small business and, you know, a mortgage and all that sort of stuff. And, and ultimately, it's really important because I'm just an average person, in many ways, and it doesn't just affect me like it's, you know, what it's affected with regards to my wife who's never been, you know, pretty much to approach stayin alive. It's not her thing. This is messing her life around. It's messing my kids lives around by but, you know, kids who have been paranoid that they're followed by investigators because they were followed by investigators. It's pretty sad disgusting stuff. That's that's happened. And it's not good that my family has copped it. It's not good that I've copped it. And yeah, it's important that we fight. So you will see some prominent Australians taking photos of themselves with a hashtag and all that sort of stuff. Pretty much share it around donate if you can. It's going to be in the media. You just look up or down in court case and you'll find my aging mug and

Dan Ilic 35:41
well then I'll definitely tweet a picture. But we're going to change the hashtag it's going to be DadBod Versa Donnie.

Unknown Speaker 35:48
Well, yeah, so I'm trying to go to the gym to minimize that one. But it seems like the yes gravity in the sands of time like beat the gym for some reason.

Dan Ilic 35:57
I will make sure we put all the information in the show notes. Well, that is it for rational fi big thank you to Alice tovi Kirsty Weaver, just Sam Peterson and Ben, thank you so much. Let's get to the plugs. Our Sweetwater plug,

Alice Tovey 36:08
hey, so I'm going to be in Launceston in a few weeks doing a few shows or otherwise just go to Alice toby.com and see what I'm doing and film filling out yes, I've just made

Sam Petersen 36:18
for some great things about it. Oh,

Alice Tovey 36:21
you're so sweet. I'm Yes, I have a film out called hands. So look at festival programs that'll be coming out eventually.

Dan Ilic 36:27
Yeah, so I

Sam Petersen 36:29
have a podcast every week called Confessions of the idiots. It's very fun podcast and I've got a live show happening on the seventh of October in Melbourne with Australia today on Missy Higgins Jess Perkins and of course Dave Lawson will be there my pretty much another co host will be there as well and maybe Sophie to hit you know and the Oliver Clark will be there as well. The two golden tonsils of Australia yours Peter Hitchens episodes Yeah. Sorry. It's such a beautiful person I suppose in the world. So yeah, conditions of the idiots on everything. Because your way back.

Kirsty Webeck 37:00
I'm all over the interwebs I'm under my name. Curtsy way back on all social media platforms could really use a boost on tick tock.

Sam Petersen 37:10
To go, Oh, you did a great sort of Zagami what else?

Kirsty Webeck 37:13
Did it do go on podcast. A week ago, that was very, very funny. And also, I'm working on a new show for a national tour next year. So Kirsty wibit.com is my website and you can sign up to my mailing list there to find out where I'm gonna be and how funny I'll be.

Dan Ilic 37:29
And Ben, where can people find you?

Unknown Speaker 37:30
Find me on Ben pennings.com or just search for Danny court case and you'll be able to see all sorts of media things and yep, help out as you can.

Dan Ilic 37:38
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Dan Ilic 0:00
Hello, irrational fear. It's good to be back. We are kind of easing our way back into weekly shows for the rest of 2022. Thing is, it's just been so exhausting. We've had the election, I've had to go on holidays, I then went on another holiday and you know, I might even go on another holiday. And you know what that means? It's just it's difficult to do a regular podcast. But good news is we're doing live shows we've got a big live show coming up for the Festival of Dangerous Ideas. September 17, at Carriageworks is all about Australia and how Australia is the most secretive, liberal democracy in the world. It's great. We've got a great lineup, Kate McClymont, from the Sydney Morning Herald Damian case for the New York Times Amber Schultz, who of course has done this show a few times before she's from crikey, Lewis Harbor, who you know, he's, he's the boomer that's on Triple J. Daniel, which that's me and David McBride, who is a whistleblower lawyer who was the guy who basically told the press about our war crimes in Afghanistan, he's gonna be doing the show as well. It's going to be an incredibly funny and strange live show all about secrecy. Who knows we all may go to jail, but you know, that's that's for the good of everybody listening. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on Gadigal land in the Euro nation, sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start tonight's show.

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Dan Ilic 1:31
Tonight Scott Morrison reveals he was also secretly sworn in as Prime Minister of Australia, and the Labour Party has achieved what many people thought was impossible. They passed a bill that nearly does something effective on climate change, and unemployment hits a new low of 3.4% with the creation of 20,200 new jobs last quarter that Scott Morrison had to give up after the election. It's the 19th of August and with more jobs for the boys, the New South Wales nationals. This is irrational fear.

James Donald McCann 1:58
I can't hear anything, I'm sorry.

Dan Ilic 2:14
Welcome to rational fear. I'm your host, former Royal National Park Daniel edge, and this is the podcast that takes the news and gives it a nice warm blanket and a cup of tea. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. He's a comedy writer, improviser and as the key to the irrational fear Twitter account. It's Killian, David. Hello.

Killian David 2:29
Thanks for having me.

Dan Ilic 2:30
What have you tweeted lately, that's going to put us in jail,

Killian David 2:33
something about Scott Morrison as some of the hype

Dan Ilic 2:38
around it. And he's gonna buy a podcast with his Patreon money. It's the host of the James Donald falls McCann catamaran plan, James McCann,

James Donald McCann 2:47
it's so nice to be here until I make a technical error and disappear once again. You would think two years of pandemic two years of pandemic I'd get it right

Alex Dyson 2:56
you know, and you know, for people who are new to James we can James McCann has this podcast called The James Donald forms McCann catamaran plan, and he's been begging people to book him on their podcast to get rich for his podcast, because he considers himself to be a good talent of which he is.

James Donald McCann 3:13
I tell you, Dan to smash into hurdle number one, so swiftly as promptly, right? There's no hubris about me being on mumbling with the 19th ranked comedy podcasts in Australia. I'm humbled. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so sorry for my burden that I bring to the show.

Dan Ilic 3:30
Yes. And for people who are listening on the podcast, I'm sure the bit where you logged on and couldn't hear anything has been cut out. So that's what we're referring to. For people listening to

James Donald McCann 3:39
it was the five minutes of racial slurs that

Unknown Speaker 3:44
as well, we can't do that. Thanks

Killian David 3:46
to the Patreon and your your crew.

Alex Dyson 3:49
James, where are you at with your catamaran plan, how's how's the fundraising going for your catamaran you started the podcast in order to get it insanely popular. So you could buy a catamaran, we're at

James Donald McCann 4:00
work? That's a great question. And you're not, we're the listeners growing the monetization hard, very difficult. So we had, we had about $3,000. And then I don't know if you're aware, but the cost of milk has exploded. Once I get my tax return back, I hope to get it back up to $3,000. Discreetly, maybe I shouldn't say that publicly, you know, I'm sure it'll be fine. And so make sure you can extort from yourself. So I'll pay myself back and then we have only what 490 $700,000 To go oh, this

Dan Ilic 4:33
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Killian David 6:01
I think we should give him a bit of a break. I mean, he was sorry, Ben

Dan Ilic 6:05
Ford, and we'll start with you.

Killian David 6:06
Let's I mean, as he said, like he he was steering the ship in The Tempest. Yeah. You know, and we were all on the show. We were I mean, instead of walk in his shoes, as he said, in the, in his freezer, I mean, all this talk about being on the shore and walking his shoes that made me think that perhaps he was the next thing was going to say it was how he was walking on the sand. And there's only one step sort of footprints and, and then it turns out that Jesus was carrying him.

Dan Ilic 6:39
Yeah. For a long time, I was followed by two sets of footprints, and all of a sudden, there was no footprint footprints. What happened there I swore myself in as Jesus. And then I carried myself. Yeah, I

Killian David 6:52
like the way that he was talking about, you know, like, you know, how was it for me, you know, to be in my shoes. I'm sure that his empathy coach was on the sidelines going,

Dan Ilic 6:59
Yeah, that's it. You guys don't know what it's like to be Prime Minister. It's hard out there. It's hard. The prime minister, not many people get to be Prime Minister. It's difficult. It's very hard. James. Look, you would you count yourself as a Scott Morrison fan. Oh, look,

James Donald McCann 7:14
he's a loser. He failed to deliver that election. And that's a problem. From an ironic point of view, I'm strapped up all my, you know, good lefty, inner city mates. You jumping up and down, like they can't believe he's done it. This is like the proof that he was always an evil man. I'm trying to figure out a way to care about what he's done. I really like I bet I place up you can I'm allow information, humble, suburban father of two, he took on extra jobs at a difficult time. He doesn't seem to have abused that power at all. And it's so within the confines of what you're allowed to do as prime minister, he if he had done that, without the consent of the Governor General. I'm one of these absolute monarchy people I should say, as well. So all the stuff that we should sack the Governor General, this is insane. He's the Prime Minister. He's the first servant, and he decided to serve in an extended capacity. You know, there's a formality of cabinet consultation early on.

Killian David 8:13
Yeah.

Alex Dyson 8:14
Do you think the secrecy stuff is weird? Don't you think the whole thing about no either? Yes, I find it weird, like hiding, hiding the fact that you have undercut your ministers by also becoming an executor of those ministries as well. Totally undercutting the ministry in particular, when it comes to the coalition, right. Like to have resources Minister Kate Spade, who is a national being charged of, of such a strong ministry, which is part of the national agreement, they all about power sharing. And then to come through and go, you know, that nationals guy, I don't really trust him.

James Donald McCann 8:46
But I don't believe that the grips on Twitter, who are going ham are doing so because they so respect the National Party, and the role that they should have in the coalition. And this is the problem with Scott Morrison times. It's like something weird that our loser would do. Like he didn't even do if he'd done it right now. But it's like pulling your pants all the way down to the ground to take a piece at the urinal. He it doesn't appear to have been for any other reason than he thought it was appropriate at the time

Dan Ilic 9:13
health and finance, housing finance, I totally understand, right, that was at the peak of the pandemic, but resources Home Affairs Treasury like those three like resources that's got nothing to do with the pandemic. Like we could

James Donald McCann 9:25
have had a war with China at any point. And then we're gonna need to get that out.

Dan Ilic 9:28
Yeah. Well, the one thing he did jibes as as as resources minister was canceled fossil fuel projects, which I'm very, I'm very much in favor of, I think that's fantastic.

James Donald McCann 9:37
Go ahead. Judas. And so the Liberal Party should be furious.

Dan Ilic 9:42
Yeah, we should we should be celebrating him for that. We should we should build a plaque for Scott Morrison because

Killian David 9:49
I don't understand inadvertently.

Dan Ilic 9:51
It's really quite offensive to all those other ministers who are on his team, who had no idea that he was also the CO executor of those ministries please another point of view,

James Donald McCann 10:01
but they sack them like this. This is the third. This was the third batch. Abbott came in with some hot talent on that front bench. They all fucking went abroad where was hockey Where's Bishop second ministry Turnbull the moderates get to go there narrow fuckin gone where we're dealing with yourself. Yeah, I mean he

Unknown Speaker 10:25
was Greg Clark was there James Greg Hunt was on the front bench. He was the

James Donald McCann 10:28
Birmingham Whoopty doo. I mean, these people are not talent. This is

Killian David 10:33
he was keeping Marcin was keeping these ministers at a distance not telling them because he needed to make room for the Holy Spirit

Dan Ilic 10:44
the biggest stuff up with the with the pandemic was, was not replying to those emails from Pfizer, which, which was really quite a major fuckup Greg hands team totally is totally in the tank for but at the time, Scott Morrison was also health minister like he would have gotten those emails to Surely you know, like,

James Donald McCann 11:07
yeah, I don't know that he's a big emails guy right

Dan Ilic 11:10
here. Yeah, he's a Facebook guy that the CEO of the CEO of Pfizer should have put it on Facebook.

James Donald McCann 11:17
If he'd reached out on LinkedIn, Scotty would have been there. Have you seen Comos LinkedIn

Dan Ilic 11:20
is it isn't popping off?

James Donald McCann 11:23
Well, I think elbow didn't even have a LinkedIn, which is why he didn't kill it with the, you know, like $150,000 a year. Equity bros. Yeah. Like the AFR, I think had an article about like, How could anyone run for high office without LinkedIn? Like, what fucking world are these people live in

Dan Ilic 11:42
Scott Morrison and LinkedIn, the reason why he loves LinkedIn so much is really the platform for the unemployed. Because anytime you ever use LinkedIn, it's when you're unemployed.

James Donald McCann 11:49
I've ever it's about making connections with people. I think he could do the religious. I mean, really, that's what he loves. Right? Is that the pinto hand in the air stuff. And he's clearly good at like, whenever there's a clip of him doing one of the pinto things. He's great. Like he is a much less guarded, when he's saying things like that. Trust that government. I've met these people, that's a better use of his faculties and what he believes all he can do is be a communicator, and you would never let him near a company again, but if all it is is like, who wants to show up in a room and listen to Scott Morrison, some people some not me, some people would want to do that. You could be a mega church leader

Dan Ilic 12:26
saying like this. Yeah, the Scott Morrison mega church isn't is in the works like merchandise, self help, books, music. I mean, you can play the ukulele. This is great.

James Donald McCann 12:37
He likes to sing. And he's these these hand people. He's got the hand of the so I'm like,

Killian David 12:42
you can he can make his own crucifixions because he can chop down trees? No, no.

James Donald McCann 12:48
They don't do that.

Dan Ilic 12:50
James, can you give me just one good reason why this is a storm in a teacup why we should turn it out, turn our eyes away from this crazy secrecy.

James Donald McCann 13:01
I would honestly say that I think of all the horrible abuses of power that were perpetrated, and lack of oversight that were done during the COVID pandemic. This is the one about which like, literally, nobody noticed. Like not only not only was it it wasn't just secret. And like it was deemed such as not a threat to our democracy, that people who knew about it, and were writing the book about him didn't blow a whistle. They're like, Ah, well, right after the election, we'll have a booker offer. Yeah, I mean, this is he's not even he's not even resigning. He went in. I thought he was going to when he gave that speech, right? The text message has been coming out and people are going Scott, he's gone. It's gone. It's gone. He came and he was like, oh, I want to I want to resign from the sea and the shock. He's not get up this year in the fall. It's like, he's sticking around. He's got his money. He's got his pension

Killian David 13:52
around. We should all be ashamed of ourselves as well. Yeah. Even daring to insinuate that he was doing anything wrong.

Dan Ilic 13:58
For my scenes. I did watch that entire press conference. It was an hour and six minutes, I think. And it was like reliving the hits. You know, it was just like,

James Donald McCann 14:08
he's back baby. It's like

Alex Dyson 14:10
this. Everything I did was totally fine. I know. I was never wrong. I apologize if you were offended. And

Scott Morrison 14:21
that's a matter for the Queensland Government. I mean, that's a matter for the premier. That's a matter that I'll raise with other premiers and chief ministers. That's really a question to the brilliant. That's a matter of I'm happy to take up with the other premiers and chief ministers a rational

Dan Ilic 14:33
fear this way. Second fear the climate bill, climate change bill passed a couple of weeks ago. What this means is 43% Cut blow to 2005 levels to reach net zero by 2050. And the climate change authority is back with teeth. It's there to advise on the target, which is exciting. Another thing that the bill in Thurs is that there's going to be an annual State of the Climate from the climate change minister. They're gonna do that every year. I don't know if that's enough. But yes, we're here at the Climate Change Minister once a year. Once a year, we're gonna hear from the cloud, how hot it's getting. That's exciting. And then a whole bunch of agencies are going to encourage everyone to be good boys and girls, and that is generally the gist of the climate change bill. There's also this thing called the safeguard mechanism that's been in place for some time. It was a little policy that James's friend Tony Abbott brought it into 2016. It had kind of it kind of had, like a punitive measures against business who didn't meet their emissions target

James Donald McCann 15:27
was just admitted. It's a great it's a great measure and Tony Abbott's a great man. It's been long enough,

Dan Ilic 15:34
Tony Abbott is a great man. Better than Scott Morrison, I would say he's better than Scott. Finally, who are these people, Tony Abbott, bringing in the safeguard mechanism, Scott Morrison canceling the pay pay. Fossil fuel projects,

Killian David 15:51
brace the bloody hippies,

Dan Ilic 15:53
I've had I've had these liberal Prime Ministers are wrong. These are climate heroes. These are people doing their best in a system. It's pretty kind of like a bit of a weak climate bill. But I still think it's going to be pretty good in terms of moving forward

Killian David 16:09
with teeth is like, yeah, teeth that can be pulled out, one by one.

Dan Ilic 16:15
And then in America, the inflation Reduction Act came in last week as well. So that was a $370 billion act with only $60 billion inside that 370 billion to do with climate action. The bill also includes a bunch of provisions, that essentially means the federal government has to allow auctions of oil and gas on federal land. So that was the big concession to fossil fuels. How do you feel about climate change? James, I don't, I don't really know your position.

James Donald McCann 16:41
I mean, I'm broadly against you know, I like I like nature. I look up, my religion does not permit contraception. So my children keep coming. And I'm poor. So if I, if I say, can, I mean, like, if this was it, I would be lying. If I said this was a top 10. For me, it's like who's going to help me find a house that stops my children getting tuberculosis is where I'm at, I'm really at hand to mouth, I can't express to you how much of me having a technical issue at the start of this podcast, was due to like, very, very poor in an efficient technology on mine. If there's one thing that this sort of Bill can change, though, which I would like to appeal to my patriotism. This is not quite to do with climate change. But it is disgusting that all we do as a country is the shit out of the ground. Like that is what annoys me is that as a Australian, and I love my country, this bait, it's basically all we seem capable of doing. There's no like, proper Australia, there's no car industry, there's no fashion industry, we've got these big cities, I can't think of a good app that's come out of this country. I can't think of one app.

Dan Ilic 17:48
I just don't think I just delete one this week, I just deleted the COVID Safe app, that was a good app that came out.

James Donald McCann 17:53
Thank you. Thank you, Scotty, you know, Minister for digital innovation, too, while you're at it. So if we can, like I actually don't mind as clamping down on these industries, if only because I find them to be extremely boring, like beyond whatever negative impact that I'm sure they are having on the environment. They just sack like they don't help anyone.

Alex Dyson 18:15
Except for the shareholders and for the owners themselves. Yeah.

James Donald McCann 18:19
Yeah. Who ever then use that money to do what buy another investment property? Yeah. And like, it's just holes and houses is that really all we're gonna do as a nation,

Dan Ilic 18:27
I've got a sketch coming out next week. And it's all about gas and the gas prices. And some of the insane things the gas companies have done over the last 30 years is, is it's totally counterintuitive to helping out anything, helping out this whole situation with Australia and our gas supply. So 80% of the gas that we make goes basically overseas, and the largest user of that gas is the gas companies themselves. It takes about 8% of the gas to actually put it on a boat and ship it overseas. So that's, that's wasted gas. The gas prices are locked at 2002 prices from when John Howard was in power, he did this deal with the gas gas companies that they could they could sell at 2002 prices internationally for 30 years so that that deal is still going and so it's not in the it's not in the gas company's interest at all to sell to Australia at a cheaper rate. Because when because they need to sell overseas at this 2002 rate. Because the property

James Donald McCann 19:25
stones know it takes a men with guns, match them into the office and get something done. That was the most exciting Whitlam thing with you know, is that we were going to we were going to nationalize industry. We were going to build pump pipelines. And I'm sure the progressive leftist today wouldn't be opposed to this because it would be very carbon problematic, but it's like so much money that we haven't touched because what we're afraid of the CIA killing us if we stop exporting that money and giving it to big companies like I think that's the reason we haven't nationalized gas right now.

Dan Ilic 19:57
The reason why well the reason why the reason why we We don't have Gough Whitlam anymore or people like him is because the CIA got rid of him because they he wanted to get rid of Pine Gap. That was a military thing.

James Donald McCann 20:08
I reckon. I reckon it's both. I reckon I was gonna he was doing a lot of stuff, and he was going to use that money to this is a different conversation. I don't want it. But it's like to be an independent power. We've got to get a nuclear bomb. I've said the only thing people remember from me saying this is I'm trying to buy a catamaran Jameson, of course became catamaran plan number two, can we get a nuclear weapon please, if necessary?

Dan Ilic 20:35
Yes, fuck the subs, let's get a catamaran for jibes? Do you think this do you think Australia needs a catamaran plan, James?

James Donald McCann 20:43
Well, look, I mean, that's one industry that I'm trying to put forward that we could do as a country. That's a little more exciting than just digging stuff out of the ground. Could we have you know, an expert? Can we have an ABC series that people want to watch? That's not miss Fisher's murder mystery? Or did you hear that podcast a friend? Kelly's getting tongue ballads? Oh, geek. What's going on with that? Yeah.

Dan Ilic 21:05
Did you listen to the drop with as men for key? Did Oh, Kelly.

James Donald McCann 21:09
God bless her. She's 105 years old. I don't know if people know that.

Dan Ilic 21:14
Yeah, I mean, she's a great broadcaster. I think you know, people who watch the ABC love her. And I think that makes sense. Yeah, ABC perspective.

Unknown Speaker 21:20
Let's find but you know,

Dan Ilic 21:22
the average age of the ABC viewer is like 70. Like, it's not it's not young people. When I say young people were in our 40s and sci fi five.

James Donald McCann 21:32
But even within the paradigm, even if you're just going to narrow well, right, we're going to have over 50s ABC presenters and we're going to use we're going to friend Kelly is not the one who you listen to and go. That's our that's Australia's David Letterman right there. Lee sales is out of a job. What do we do and she's sparkling She's witty, she's good on that podcast. Where's Lee, you

Dan Ilic 21:52
should have the have you been having conversations with any musical theater people folks on this podcast? Because they are livid that AFL player has gotten a starring role in Joseph and Technicolor Dreamcoat

James Donald McCann 22:02
offensive hiring of Shane crew are that's jazz hands up. Yeah,

Dan Ilic 22:07
James, you've got this great podcast. It's one of my favorite podcasts. I listened to it. Whenever it comes in, I listened to it. It is a very vulnerable podcast, you share a lot of yourself in it. And you have hilarious production in it. The way you use music and repetition, and your post production makes me laugh, like a little boy, is very, very funny. And the whole premise of you going out there with a podcast to try and raise enough money to buy a catamaran is so stupid as someone who's had a podcast going for 10 years and hasn't made too much money from this podcast.

James Donald McCann 22:48
I don't know how to I Yeah, monetizing. It does seem to be hard. Everybody does have a party. But that's so nice. That's really nice for you to say, I love doing it. I mean, look, I think it's the best podcasts that I'm currently making of all of them. And it is nice to just have a but again, I think I think I'm mentally ill. I don't want to get into the vulnerability, but it's just it's nice to have like one overarching thing of like, all right, it's all for the boat. When I'm doing a book of poems at the moment that I wrote of last fortnight we had an ad auction. I'm like, I'm selling mugs to people. But it's like at what point do you go I you know, you look back at yourself and you take stock and you go oh my perhaps I'm not well, you know, how long can we pepper over this with a boat ambition? Yeah.

Dan Ilic 23:30
So you're doing all these things. You know, you're doing the the art auction, the poem book, which is 911 and Marlon Brando.

James Donald McCann 23:40
Yeah, Marlon Brando. 911, beautiful poems that everybody will love. Here's the thing about the poetry, I don't understand why people go, Oh, you can't make money selling poetry, you should be able to make the most money out of poetry, because it's very few pages. And it's not doesn't take very long to write because I've only got a couple of words on each page. So really, you should be able to churn them out and you charge the same amount of money. That's the crazy thing. The profit margin on a book of poems is through the roof. It's just that people hate poems.

Dan Ilic 24:04
That's about it for a rational fear this week. Big thank you to our guests, James McCann. Thank you, James.

James Donald McCann 24:11
Dan, a pleasure. I'm sorry if I just shared it. That's okay.

Dan Ilic 24:14
I think we're having a very robust, it's good to have a robust discussion. James. I'm

Unknown Speaker 24:18
glad we're having this rope and I say anything. cancelable No,

Dan Ilic 24:21
no, you didn't say anything canceled. I think we might lose some Patreon supporters, but hopefully they go to your podcast. Julian, very nice to have you on we'll have you on properly another time. Lovely. Yes. It's great to be on. Thank you. Do you guys have anything to plug killing? Do you have anything plugged? I'd like to

James Donald McCann 24:37
plug James's podcast. I want to take this opportunity to plug this podcast irrational fear. I want to say when I was I did your podcast long before I have my own podcast and you were at the cabaret festival. And you were kind enough to have me on. And Daniel, your work ethic is singular. In this business. I don't know anyone who has your work ethic or Your understanding of the industry to make it work. It's it's kept.

Dan Ilic 25:04
I haven't. I will talk about it.

James Donald McCann 25:09
I don't think we're ruthless ambition for power cancers and mental illness is sort of strength. I hope Fran Kelly gets on the phone to you and gets you in charge of that show. Dan. I think you're the only man with the experience running a show of that kind in Australia. pram. Kelly, pick up the blower Get this man working again.

Dan Ilic 25:27
That's very kind I don't I don't do producing anymore. I just I'm just telling James. I'm just telling you these days. I've drawn a line. I'm like, I'm not I'm not I'm not on the tools anymore. Okay. Well, Fran

James Donald McCann 25:36
Kelly do the right thing. Resign and allow the ABC to hire Dan for your job. There we go.

Dan Ilic 25:42
Exactly. Or give it give it to a young person kombucha young Daniel Young. Used to be it used to be we all used to be ABC standards. I was really I was really hoping to get that TV show when I was a young person. Now I'm an old person. That ship has sailed give the show to a 40 year old white man demand a demand it's not very fashionable anymore Is it? Please if you are in Sydney on in September come to rational fear at the festival Dangerous Ideas September 17. Came a climate Damien cave The New York Times. Amber shields from crikey Louis harbor myself, David McBride is also going to be there. Deelen Bay is going to be DJing it's going to be great for some dangerous ideas. September's emptied big thank you to rode mics, also to our Patreon supporters for sticking around hanging hanging around still paying the Patreon even though he didn't give a show last week last month. I've been busy. I've been busy trying to try to feed feed my family. And also big thanks to Jacob brown and a big thank you to James and Killian as well for joining us tonight.

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G'day Fearmongers —

After looking at all the data it was discovered that most of you don't listen all the way through the podcast, so that means most of you have never heard Lewis Hobba go on a deranged un-hinged rant about some minutiae.

So — here in this episode of A Rational Fear, we've pulled together the best bits of Lewis in about a 50min episode.

If you manage to listen all the way through

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Enjoy.

Dan

Lewis Hobba 0:00
Hello, hello. Hello Daniel, I

Dan Ilic 0:01
discovered something. When I looked at the podcast analytics. Oh, yeah. What's that? That 1000s of people listen to us, hey, it wasn't discovered they tend to turn off about halfway through the podcast. All right. And what does that make you think? I think? Well, I here's what I think. I think they get they're missing out. They're missing out on a crucial component of the show, Louis?

Lewis Hobba 0:24
Yeah. Because I'll tell you what it makes me think. I always close the show. Every live show, I slave away, sometimes for up to an hour, working on a funny little series of jokes. And I put them right at the end of the show. And it's a barnstorming performance. People always say you got to stick around to the end. Louis homeboyz closes the show. He's very funny Crusher, they call me a crushes comedy. And so these table you're telling me that the 1000 people who listen to the podcast, they don't even know what I do there. They don't know why I'm there. Everyone doesn't even know what you're doing on the weekly shows. Who's this guy that's on the weekly shows. I know we listen to the live show. He just he just hangs out there writing on Dan's coattails. I mean, people have said that to me before and we'll say it to me again. But right now I'm period. Well, here's what I've done. I've put together a special of all of your bits back to back so people can enjoy you 100% of the time on this episode of rational fear. That's interesting, because I wonder how it'll be like, I do think a little bit of Louis five minutes each episode is probably good. I wonder if you put all of it back to back if it'll just sound like the unhinged ravings of a lunatic? Yeah, of

Dan Ilic 1:31
course it will. Because you are renowned for being an unhinged raving lunatic on irrational fear. Well, the good news is they can turn off any time, which turns out to be about halfway through,

Lewis Hobba 1:38
oh, my God. So the back half of this, we'll have to put the podcast out again. And then maybe finally, you'll actually listen to me.

Dan Ilic 1:50
If you want to hear more of loose, please sign up to our Patreon.

Lewis Hobba 1:53
And if you want to hear less, sign up to the Patreon and leave a little note saying less, Louis, please, and I'll just quit. I'll quit. I'll do it.

Dan Ilic 2:02
And if you are on Patreon, you are getting this first you're getting this special episode a week before everybody else. So there are there are benefits of being on the Patreon though. That's they're very scant.

Lewis Hobba 2:12
Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, we we have so little to offer. But we are very, very grateful. So thank you. And thank you for listening to so much me yelling so much me yelling before people head into this 50 minute episode. Do you minutes.

Unknown Speaker 2:28
Are you insane? Well, it's your fluids. You've done so

Dan Ilic 2:31
many great bits, so we needed to put them all together. That's fucking insane. Well, you fucking destroy the show. Like you're really good. Like in the live setting. It's just that no one has heard

Lewis Hobba 2:41
God believe I've been doing this podcast for 10 years and no one's heard me.

Dan Ilic 2:46
outright. Should instead of closing the show.

Unknown Speaker 2:50
On open the show and leave

Lewis Hobba 2:53
the disrespect. So what are you gonna? What

Dan Ilic 2:55
are you gonna tell? What are you gonna tell?

Lewis Hobba 2:56
I honestly, I don't even know. From all the episodes. Yeah, yeah, there's probably some great gear there from 2013. You can cancel it. Great. Yeah, if you can take out. You can't see blackface on a podcast. Thank god. Okay, good. As long as you can't see that. We should be all sweet. I don't know what's in here. But I've been angry about so much, so much over the years. And I hope you enjoy it. And please, I love you remember that at the end? You'll see me at the back. It's a joke. I'm very tall. It's a it's a good visual gag. But the podcast was actually going to be a lot of those. So if you're listening at home, I'm sorry. I'm not the biggest event on the planet is happening right now. The World Cup of football around half the world's population will watch it but our Socceroos had been knocked out. And thank God because now we can fully focus on the other global event happening this weekend. The TV week Logie awards. Yes, good. Whoa. on other continents young boys and girls will huddle around TVs to watch Messi. Ronaldo, Iniesta and dream that they one day to may hold the golden cup aloft. And here in Australia, kids will huddle around the 79 inch flat screen and say

Unknown Speaker 4:19
mama, papa, when I grow up, can I be on the project?

Lewis Hobba 4:27
Can I sit next to Steve Price my mom ever so racist Shaw, it's easy to make fun of the logos, and that's why I'm gonna do it. Yes, I'm a hack who grabs that low hanging fruit. The height makes it easy. And then I hold it in front of grant tenure and I make him jump for it. Jump for it grant It used to be that the low yeas were vapid, they would glorify dumb and vacuous television and never acknowledge anything cool. But that's all changed now, because no one watches TV so you can safely say that every show nominated for a low GI is a cult favorite. One guy nominated for the gold low GI this year is on a show called love it all listed. The most recent episode of that show had 46,000 viewers. 46,000 Viewers, that's the ratings of my mom's Instagram Stories.

Unknown Speaker 5:39
Check her out your mom's really hot.

Lewis Hobba 5:41
I mean, the thirst traps are weird, but her unboxing videos are good. Personally, I actually think it's good to say the luggage is getting behind a little guy. And I don't just mean granted Yeah. I mean, the underground battlers with no viewers like A Current Affair. I mean, they've been talking about that list for so long, they should just do an episode on themselves. The World Cup might be big, but in Australia, no one could even see it for the first week. At least viewers know they will definitely be able to watch the logos they won't but they could if they want it. But then eventually after Optus shat the bed and finally let SPS screen the games. People got angry that the hosts from SBS was pronouncing foreign His names correctly. Lucy's Elitch host of the world game and the only person in the country able to cope with Craig Foster was he's hot but he's Shut up Craig. Lucy's elige was dragged for being multilingual by Internet commenters who are barely single lingual. I mean, it's If Lucy zellige Lola hosted the logos she would have given the gold logo to cast a fan of it. Which is a bit real for my friend Dan Ilic. When I met him he was still pretending to be white.

Dan Ilic 7:17
I decolonize

Lewis Hobba 7:19
but the log is have had a huge shakeout this year for the first time ever. Televisions night of nights will be held in Australia's shithole of shitholes the Gold Coast the gold The World Cup is being held in Russia, where the government kills people. The luggages will be held in the Gold Coast where Dreamworld kills people two years too soon, we can cut it. Of course it always used to be in Melbourne where it wasn't a very cool back alley, and there were plenty of milk crates for grant Daniel to stand on so he could look normal size people in the eye. But now it'll be in the Gold Coast wherever and I'll be so busy is vey over vomiting from the passion pop. It will actually still be back down to Greg Daniels level. Which is nice. I think. Ben Danya has big dick energy that is actually a good call. I mean, he's had enough ice he can go all night.

Sami Shah 8:29
Allegedly pursues

Unknown Speaker 8:31
rational fear.

Lewis Hobba 8:33
Now as a Victorian he lives in Sydney always kind of felt like Switzerland in the Sydney Melbourne debate. I think they're both great. You know, Melbourne has the food and the footy. Sydney has the beaches and the beauty but it was always one trump card that Melbourne had to play when it came to its victory over Sydney hidden in a little laneway was a secret spot called crown Casino.

Now as long as Sydney didn't have a crown casino it would always be Melvin's poor cousin. Everyone knew it. It's all anyone talked about up here. When will we get a crown? Where can I go if I want to gamble and eat at restaurants that already exists pretty close by? Well, you could go to star casino I'd say the star they'd say that a crown the city can never be king

and then, like a white knight riding in on his glimmering super yacht kames James Packer he built a new crown right here. It would herald a new dawn of subtle sophistication. Right here in the Emerald City. I'm talking a hidden tucked away 22 hectares of land and almost impossible to spot 75 For casino and all owned and run by a family business. The Packers for a moment, Sydney was the happiest place on earth. Then before I even got a chance to take my call Melbourne friends to Barangaroo for a hit night of gambling. I find out the crown can open in Sydney. Apparently some intern who calls himself a former Supreme Court justice suddenly decided after an 18 month investigation, the crown is unsuitable to run a casino because crown casino in Melbourne has a long history of money laundering. Melbourne isn't that keen typical? Not only does it have the better restaurants, it's better at money laundering. If I have to if I want to money launder I have to drive 10 hours down the tube to turn my drug money into chips. It's outrageous. You don't ban someone for money laundering. Remember last year when Westpac accidentally forgot to mention 19 point 5 million transactions of money laundering that gave them a little fine. No one went to prison. It was an accident. It was 19 point 5 million accidents. We crown only made one mistake one little money laundering mistake hoops punster mother has known once organized a junket for a triad gang to dumb profits of crime for over a decade.

Unknown Speaker 11:34
Look me in the eye and tell me you haven't done it.

Lewis Hobba 11:38
Honestly, telling crown they can't operate money laundering casinos. It's like telling Asha Gunzburg you can't host TV. It's what they were born to do. Without crown jobs will be lost. Can you imagine the layoffs in the triad gangs? I don't want to be the guy at Centrelink who has to tell a hitman he can't apply for job keeper. Not only will people not be able to launder money, help people gamble. Are you telling me people can just gamble on their phones?

Unknown Speaker 12:12
At any time on literally anything.

Lewis Hobba 12:16
I'm old fashioned. I book my holidays that a travel agent. I bind my horn at a sex shop. And I like to gamble in a giant penis shaped building. I don't want to gamble on a machine that fits in my pocket. I want to gamble in a big machine filled with coins like a robot leprechaun I'm worried about what will happen to the beautiful Barangaroo if crown can open its casino usually when you're not allowed in a Sydney building. It's for a normal reason like it has cracks and it's about to fall down. But right now in Sydney there is a 75 storey money laundering cop just sitting there on the harbor disord I mean, what are we gonna do with an empty building with a fucking crowd on top of it? It limits the options are you gonna rent it to crown laga it'd be as a bigger crime than money laundering. What are we going to do literally rent it out to like a royal family. The closest Australia has to a royal family is the Hemsworth there Byron house is nicer than Barangaroo. If this nanny state won't let James Packer open his money loaning factory, I do actually have a few ideas of what we could do with the empty space. Now your average Twitter teardrop will tell you that it should be used for public housing or COVID quarantine hotels. How about this? It's got a lot of CCTV cameras. Big Brother house if you think crown's reputation is too bad for a TV network to film Big Brother. Keep in mind they used to film in a dream world

just saying the standards low. Okay, it's not right. The Big Brother, I hear your groans maybe another show Ninja Warrior right across the casino floor. The first person to jump over the Jewel of the Nile swing around a roulette wheel roll Snake Eyes crack open the vault and swim through a billion dollars of laundered money wins $50,000 The rest of the money goes to crown. I don't like that idea. I got more. We all know that James Packer and Mariah Carey are well and truly over. Maybe it's not too late to rewrite the divorce. So Mariah gets Barangaroo imagine Mariah Carey living alone in a giant tower for the next 30 years while the giant facade slowly decays one day and intrepid explorer wandering through the heat wasteland that was once Sydney machetes through the IV branches that have overtaken crowns revolving doors to find Moriah in rags sauntering the empty halls singing All I Want For Christmas Is You while she mimes eating a sumptuous feast off the empty plates in a deserted Nobu. You Yes, it is an excellent idea.

Unknown Speaker 15:23
But it's not as good as money laundering.

Lewis Hobba 15:27
Just like the crown should be allowed to launder money just like they do in Melbourne. I'm sick of Sydney being number two. Do you know that New South Wales isn't even the state with the most amount of poker machines in the world? Guess what number we are? Number two. You know number one is Nevada. First, the store wins the rugby league and now this crown casino simply must be allowed to operate in Sydney. I mean, they even let Western Australia have a crown casino that's a state where you hit a jackpot anytime you dig a hole. Sydney doesn't pick up its game soon. Soon. We'll have nothing I mean, we'll have one casino but what are we Hobart

Unknown Speaker 16:11
we've already lost the cruise ship business. Don't take away our culture.

Lewis Hobba 16:18
We need a friendly place with a carpet that reminds you of a funky fruit funeral parlor with lighting that says What time is it? Who cares? And a car bag full of family wagons with the windows down just enough for the kids to breed?

I hope personally I don't see the day when there's a real estate agent out the front of Barangaroo auctioning it off and if I do 2.2 billion is actually not a bad price for an apartment Sydney so I might invest. Thank you so much.

Unknown Speaker 16:53
Fear is irrational.

Lewis Hobba 16:56
Over the years governments in this country have declared war on many things. There was Howard's war on terror. There was Abbott's war on red tape. It was Gilbert's war on misogyny. And I sometimes like to guess who we'd be at war with if Mark Latham had won an election, maybe the moon and as wild as that would have been, it would still be less insane than the New South Wales war on music festivals. Yes, the Berejiklian blitzkrieg on fun rages ever on a Fed fast that never ends. If you notice this story, a bunch of music festivals in New South Wales have been forced to cancel because of new regulations. The government can now tell a festival how many police they're required to have, which they then need to hire off the government. In one case the festival cancelled and it was told one week out that it would have to hire an extra $200,000 worth of cops. And if you're thinking that telling people how much of a thing they are required by law to buy off you sounds like a good business model. You're right it is it is getting the tick of approval from Shark Tank. If you or I did it, it would be called racketeering, the most jaunty of crimes. It feels really strange to live in a place where it is a vote winner to attack festivals, festivals. In any other country. The word itself invokes a sense of community and fun and to wage a war against music. If you're writing an 80s film or rock opera, and you need a villain to do something, cartoonishly evil

Unknown Speaker 18:48
they were in fun life.

Lewis Hobba 18:55
If Gladys Berejiklian gets reelected on an anti music platform, then she might have noticed through a victory speech and a coke made of 101 Dalmatians. No one here cares. Not you then the trash out there. You guys are beautiful. And if you're listening at home, also beautiful. So apart from the festivals that have already been cancelled, like mountain sounds, and sci fi Arey a bunch of other festivals like laneway have announced they might have to cancel next year's festival because of these new regulatory regulations. Now in 15 years of doing laneway in Sydney, two people have had to go to hospital in 15 years. That's less people dying than a Sydney Theatre Company Matt Matt the hearts just give out when they say he got a wavy,

Unknown Speaker 19:51
he's very good. He's electric.

Lewis Hobba 19:57
And if you're a Gen X or Boomer thinking that the last The festival like sci fi carry doesn't really affect you. I would like to remind you of this famous poll. First, they came for sci fi. But I didn't speak out because they didn't like hardstyle trance. And then they came for laneway. And I didn't speak out because they didn't like fun in tight places. But then they came for Byron Bay blues and Roots Festival.

Unknown Speaker 20:29
And it was too late because I didn't say anything. And now how I say vicar and lendable

Lewis Hobba 20:40
that's right even blues fest the one you people love has announced it might leave New South Wales. That's gonna decimate the slide guitar industry.

And I don't expect music festivals to be everyone's number one voting issue. But New South Wales let a government tell them when they could and could not buy alcohol. It goes against everything I know about this country. At this point, the only thing I can think of that would get Sydneysiders actually angry is a war against F 45.

Unknown Speaker 21:22
I don't know what to do.

Lewis Hobba 21:25
What can I do? Can I repeat music festivals in a way that boomers might understand? We know boomers think drugs are bad. I mean, they did it in the 60s Obviously. But now it's us, not them so it's bad. They know that we know that boomers think young people never talk to each other because we're always on our phones. Well music festivals solve all these problems. The receptions always really shit or the 4g is jammed with people using Instagram. We can't use our phones and after a few cats, we love to talk to each other

Unknown Speaker 22:00
Oh people the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

Lewis Hobba 22:06
In New South Wales is right maybe we should just cancel thumb. Let's just stay in every weekend and once a year we'll spend all our savings to go to the domain to see whatever's left of Fleetwood Mac

break the child wants Sydney is completely given up we can segregate the entire population of Australian cities by age bracket at 20 years old, you'll be forced to move to Melbourne where you'll actually be allowed to have a good time at 30 You'll move to Brisbane to settle down get married, get sad, get divorced. You'll spend your 40s in Adelaide drinking wine and getting into cycling. And 50s The Gold Coast's for tanning and tax breaks. And then finally you'll turn 60 and you'll be ready for Sydney retirement village with no young people and no music, just cops in Messina.

Italy, Florida, humid and full of people you wish would die but won't. And when all was said to you that set it and centenarians buck, I knew I shouldn't have written that word down. It's hard to say with no teeth you'll get there eventually. And when all was said to generis commemorate the day they won the fun war, they won't have a minute silence. They'll have a lifetime of it. A rational view the UK is now being run run by Boris Johnson. The human personification of the word whoopsie. The whole world is going to hell in a handbasket. But I reckon if you asked anyone over 50 how they were feeling this week, they'd say they felt better than they felt in years, kind of like how they felt when they bought their third investment property. And that because in all this madness, there's been one little beacon of Boomer light, a warm safety blanket to wrap yourselves in one you TOPIK island in a fraud ocean of troubles. The return of CJ Yes, it isn't just Victoria that's legalized assisted dying now. Now the entire country can lay back and slowly watched the life drain from our eyes. As the biggest ABC drama of the late 90s has been directly in our homes like wistful memories, Xanax for all Are Australians the return of sea change is like getting back your franking credits you didn't need it a bit it's nice I should say quickly for anyone here under 30 see change was Round the Twist for adults I never saw sea change myself. But I got the gist from hearing my parents talk about it. It's about a high flying lawyer who leaves the sea to move to the coast and apparently diver Dan quite the dish. According to my mother, yes, Sigrid Thornton and the gang from pill they are back on your TV. It's a great day for the generation who still say channel two here's a man in the third row

Unknown Speaker 25:47
who gave you the finger little finger

Dan Ilic 25:51
if you went to his Facebook page he's probably friends with the APC thank you

Lewis Hobba 25:55
it's the ABC his family and that's it doesn't know how to use Facebook.

Unknown Speaker 26:00
He doesn't do Facebook

Lewis Hobba 26:02
sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason the ABC is doing its absolute best to give the boomers what they want on a they brought back countdown for New Year's Eve you love that. Did you count down? They keep bringing back Sphinx and specs because you think Adam Hills is nice. But they were gateway drugs. Nothing tickles and old man's wall not wallet like the ageless visa is your secret Thornton. And here's the kicker the aunties most valuable asset after Barry Cassidy's frown lines isn't even on the ABC anymore. While the AFP were writing us for the Afghan files channel line was rummaging around and stealing seachange it's one of the only shows that Australian TV with no known sexual predators I mean, thank God we let channel seven take doctor blake mysteries

Unknown Speaker 27:04
good luck to them.

Lewis Hobba 27:06
But St. James selling out that hurts. There's nothing worse than seeing something leave the integrity of the ABC to chase meaningless cash

isn't that right Ray Martin? Don't worry Ray, four corners really went downhill after you left.

Unknown Speaker 27:36
irrational fears.

Lewis Hobba 27:40
The reason I think just to wrap it all up, that satirists and look I'd say satirist, and comedians, and I'm referring to us, and you might be like, I don't even think of myself as the senators. I mostly ask people where they've been stuck on radio, you know, out there doing the good stuff. I'm not, I'm not John Oliver, I'm an idiot. So just accept that I'm going to use that term broadly. And let's roll let's move past it so we can all pay. But the reason I think that satirists are the new journalists is simple. We can't exist without journalists, like 100% of jokes written by political comedians get written because they read a story in the news and the news is written by journalists, like we're lazy. We're too lazy to do it. And to show how lazy we are. For the next little while. I'm just going to make the same point over and over again, using slightly different metaphors. satirise aren't disrupting journalism were leeching off it were a pilot fish attached to a shark, where the cackling hyenas picking it the bones of politicians left behind by lions, if journalists are a majestic giraffe, using its height to scan for danger way or a silly bird that lands are forced to look wherever the giraffe

is bull. Canadians are the last person in the human centipede. Just taking the research already digested and shut out by reporters and editors eating it up and then shooting it out again in a slightly different way. It's still shit. But our shit was shot by a human centipede. And that's gonna get clicks.

Unknown Speaker 29:36
Like journalists have

Lewis Hobba 29:37
to do a lot of stuff that is important and boring. Comedians want to do stuff that is frivolous and exciting. Like Can anyone here be bothered learning what an interest rate is? Like that? No, there's no such thing as a financial comedian. It would be cruel to teach us about money, only for us to learn. We'll never get it. I like the grunt work of political journalism is getting things on the record like that's, that's the grunt stuff. That's the important stuff, like going to boring press conferences, making boring calls, getting people to say stuff. Like in 2008, when a journalist got Scott Morrison on the record saying that he was in favor of a government supporting people buying houses with a housing equity scheme, that was boring in 2008. And in 2017, when he said it again, and that he still supported the idea. It was boring then. But in 2022, when he attacks labor for the exact same idea, it's suddenly become something, write something that gets the mounds of the little human centipede very excited. But good things take time, even hypocrisy, and time is something that journalists can afford to have. And look, I am not deifying journalists. They're normal people. And in fact, they're worse than normal people. Because their job is to be annoying, ideally, to people in power that comedians or people pleasers. Applauses are nourishment. Like it's the base of our food pyramid. And so I don't think comedians are incapable of doing the work of journalists. But we're not financially motivated to piss people off like, we get paid by the ticket. So I think journalists have an employer and an employer who pays them more, the better they are at annoying people. It's the opposite of what comedians do. Like I would say the ABC has at times paid comedians to be annoying, and not in the way they pay me to be annoying, which is just by accident. But it's more of a sort of deliberate choice to pay comedians to be annoying on shows like Chase or to nightly which you talked about already. Very few people in comedy choose to make audiences happy by annoying powerful people on a freelance basis. It's just not a smart move. And so my point is really, that you you can't have political satire without journalists, but you can very easily have journalism, without satirists, because we're not going to do the research. And you know what? Sometimes you just need someone to look down the barrel of a camera and say Princess Diana is dead

and you need to notify that out with damn lady died

that's some topical stuff.

Talk orders is run by comedians, it would be the Comedy Central Roast. If 60 minutes was one run by comedians in it go for 50 minutes and we charge for the fallout. If current affair was run by comedians, it'd be a bit better. Like comedians aren't useless. I mean, we're not as bad as opinion writers.

But mostly we're just putting a shiny new package on an existing product and selling it is something new, and that is why we often end up selling it for free.

Unknown Speaker 33:08
Emotional fear, okay, Louis, as an anemic ABC employee. What's your take on this?

Lewis Hobba 33:17
My take is the one that keeps me employed Tony so that I can afford to feed my feeble family all the soy lattes their weak bones need what's that? What are your Peter Dutton is very handsome. Manly, yet has soft and kind eyes that make you melt when you catch their gaze. His hair is thick, like a young Ray Martins. He is benevolent yet firm like a hammer, a hammer for justice and fairness. He is building a safer, cleaner, brighter Australia and Australia that makes you go wow, Australia is so safe and clean and bright. Loving Peter Dutton is like an Australian journalist interviewing Steve Bannon. You know it's wrong, but you just can't help yourself. irrational fear. I want to talk not about the climate but about the vaccines and other upbeat topic who's All right, yeah,

Unknown Speaker 34:23
one more applause

Lewis Hobba 34:28
All right. All right. I don't know if you've heard but the COVID vaccine rollout is going very badly. Right now Scott Morrison couldn't organize a syringe on the set of Trainspotting. By the end of March, he planned to have 4 million people vaccinated and they just missed that target by 3.4 million. This week, the government revealed it hadn't vaccinated aged care workers and and they didn't even know how many aged care residents had started getting shots. Has anyone had been vaccinated? All right, just by asking that question, I know more than the government about the COVID vaccine rollout. But in times of crisis, I think it's very important to take the government's lead, and instead of looking at what we can do start looking at who we can blame. Let's start with the labor leaders. We all know Dan Andrews is crawling out of his hospital bed at night, throwing away his fake back brace and creeping out to sprinkled COVID under the beds of Melbourne's children. The media are obviously also to blame. Health Minister Greg Hunt got very angry at the media for saying that older people who were nervous about getting the AstraZeneca vaccine could wait until the Pfizer arrived. He said the media were promoting vaccine hesitancy the media were directly quoting Greg Hunt. And that really pissed off Greg Hunt, who is a Greg Hunt

The government is also very angry at boomers who have developed this vaccine hesitancy for those following at home. Yes, this is the same vaccine hesitancy the government refused to stop Craig Kelly doing for Craig Kelly fans,

Unknown Speaker 36:31
what the fuck? Weird salience

Dan Ilic 36:36
B Q and on Viber.

Lewis Hobba 36:39
Oh, interesting. Okay, let's explore that as we go on. Wow, fuck, I didn't say I've never met somebody like Craig Kelly. It's so crazy. But actually, I think that the vaccine hesitancy problem is actually quite easy to fix because boomers stopped trusting vaccines because they believe anything they read on Facebook. So what I have done is I've prepared some Boomer friendly messaging that you can write on your own Facebook wall at any time to make boomers get their second job quicker than their second home. Yeah, that's right. I know what you own. What else are you gonna take away from me? Come on. All right, here we go. Here's some things you can write on your Facebook wall, to get Boomers to take the vaccine. Tell them the vaccine doesn't insert a microchip. It inserts an audio book about Graham Kennedy written by Peter Fitz Simon. A vaccine is just an extra hot coffee. Tell them it's an iPad. Tell them it's a painting by an indigenous artist. Tell them it's a funny detail. Tell them the vaccine is a mountain by telling them the vaccine is a low res family photo. Tell them it's a podcast with Annabelle crab. Tell them the vaccine would like to hear a story about an old neighbor who recently died. Tell them the vaccine agrees that the two years of high interest rates in the early 90s was the greatest hardship generated ever face. Tell him it's a BBC drama. Tell him it'll make Netflix easy to use.

Unknown Speaker 38:31
Tell them it's a carport.

Lewis Hobba 38:35
Tell him it's a second fridge. Tell them it doesn't use American words like diaper and store. It uses Australian words like nappy and shop.

Now, we all know that would 100% get the vaccine rollout back on track. But weirdly, that is not the approach our prime minister has taken. No, you might have heard this news yesterday. He's calling in the army. Yeah, yesterday he announced in one of his trademark announcements that the new head of the National Vaccine task force would be Lieutenant General John Frewin. If caught I don't know who he is either, but he's a Lieutenant General. Head of the army. If calling in the army to fix his problems, sounds extreme. Keep in mind, Scott Morrison loves to play with his army men. When he was the Minister for border protection. He called in the army to stop the boats. Then once the boat once the army had done that, he made himself a little boat shaped trophy, saying I stopped the boats. I don't know if anyone in the army got a trophy. They may have got a small participation boat. Personally May I love the idea of getting the military to run a vaccination campaign. It's intimidating but fun I can never quite get a read on what's going on. Big defense strategy. Craig Kelly not okay with military on the fence boobers you came around Applause We all love. I stick with me, so stick with us. I wasn't begging but thank

Dan Ilic 40:19
you. Will you be closing with Gosman

Lewis Hobba 40:24
Bacchus for coming. So all right. Here we go Now stick with me on this army thing okay because I actually think it's a really good idea right? I would love to see people's faces when they look up to see Ben Robert Smith walking through the streets threatening to kick anyone who won't get the vaccine up the US with a prosthetic leg he's carrying for some reason. All right. I knew when I asked you to stick with me that I would be losing you and I don't care. What's up with the Army get the Air Force in bold Odyssey fighter jets dropping syringes into aged care facilities. I want to say retired veterans pull their old rifles out of the closet, toss away their bayonets affixed the FISA, Pfizer and go back on the road.

Unknown Speaker 41:19
We'll find the anti Vax is on the beaches of Byron Bay. We shall defend our Island whatever the cost may be, and then we'll blame the cost on Kevin Rudd Oh.

Lewis Hobba 41:35
Look, I get why Scotty calls up defense Anytime he's on the defensive. People trust the army, and they're already on the payroll. But I really think there's another group on the payroll who are being criminally overlooked when it comes to helping the vaccine rollout. These people live in Canberra in a building paid for by taxpayers. They're getting taxpayer funded training every day. I'm talking about the Australian Institute of Sport. Now. The prime minister said that the vaccine rollout wasn't a race Well, right now we have hundreds of perfectly trained athletes for an Olympics, that probably won't happen. So let's put them to work and make it a race. First of all, no one knows more about experimental drug treatments that

Unknown Speaker 42:20
want to

Lewis Hobba 42:24
test the vaccines on them. They put things in their bodies that would stop once the teen doctors have a locally produced vaccine that prevents COVID and is also untraceable by the anti doping authority. We store them in the coolroom used to acclimatized our winter Olympians. Then we're on to the AIA s as gold metal standard vaccine logistics work. This is quite a plan. So come on the journey alright. An Australian weightlifter lifts boxes of vaccines off the shelves then carries them to a javelin thrower who hurls individual vaccines across the warehouse. Our four by 100 meter medley relay team will swim vaccines across the state of Tasmania, while the rest will travel in short shorts of marathon runners as they jump off to remote corners of regional Australia. The syringes passed like a relay baton from the marathon runners to the power walkers if they encounter any antivaxxers over high jumper will first be flop over them gracefully. Each regional Victorian center will contain PPE from the fencing team, and one the Greco Roman wrestler. Their job is to pin down vaccine hesitant boomers while our welterweight boxers strap on latex gloves. And instead of giving a left jab to the face, given an Australian or right jab in the using the power of the AISI predicts we can have the nation fully vaccinated by the end of the week. Then all we need is to get Nikki registered to sing a closing ceremony and get all the athletes back to Canberra for an athlete village level fuckathon. If Scott Morrison needs any more convincing, I promise when that's all over, and everyone agrees that athletes have done their job perfectly. He can get it get a little gold medal that says he did it all himself a rational fear. Okay, it's very nice to be here. Thank you so much. 10 years of this podcast, building up to this moment, a huge venue, a beautiful crowd who knows everything we've done. I think we can all agree this is the biggest event in the world this weekend. Thank you so much. I actually looked up what the 10 year anniversary is. its 13th anniversary, Tin. Tin. A good honest metal, but it's not platinum is it? Nah, it's Nope. Platinum Jubilee is it. I spent the last 10 years of this podcast complaining about how old people are ruining everything. And then who comes along to ruin our anniversary?

Unknown Speaker 45:10
The oldest person in the world?

Unknown Speaker 45:15
Her Royal Highness the Queen of England. This podcast anniversary would have been the biggest game in town. We would have sold out the concert hall or the SCG. But no, everyone's at home. Watching every minute of the Platinum Jubilee.

Lewis Hobba 45:34
Did you say she's the queen?

Unknown Speaker 45:38
Oh, including the queen. We'll get we'll get there. Don't get ahead of me one punch line that was that was all that was it.

Dan Ilic 45:54
Anyone can start a comedy podcast

Lewis Hobba 45:57
that's a joke as well.

Unknown Speaker 45:58
The fuck out. Everyone shut the fuck I

Unknown Speaker 46:07
only got three jokes and two of them ago is one more fucking thing.

Unknown Speaker 46:14
I will burn this place to the fucking grid now.

Lewis Hobba 46:19
I gotta talk about that. Not after the last podcast.

Unknown Speaker 46:23
I'd say the credit to be riding our parade for we didn't even get a parade

Lewis Hobba 46:33
the Queen's getting four four parades. She didn't go to the first one. Thanks a lot. The first parade was on Friday. She didn't even go she wasn't feeling up to it. She said. And look, I get it. She's very old. But no one was asking you to do a fucking flip. standing wave. Anyone can do it. Right. Her second event was at the Buckingham Palace. Very nice to her isn't it? She gets a palace what do we get a house? But can I just take a moment to say the staff here? The Sydney Opera House. They're incredible. Thank you so much. Yeah, no, that's true. I'd say hats off to them. But they don't get hats. No Do they know? Hats are only for the queen star. Only the Queen's people get hats. Big hats too. That's as high as the eye can see

Unknown Speaker 47:39
you've never won

Lewis Hobba 47:42
a fucking picture of the hat I swear to fucking christ diaper house this fucking clothes

Unknown Speaker 47:50
Oh my I wore a suit and I know you don't know that's unusual but it is

Dan Ilic 47:55
Dan when you sack Louis after this Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 48:00
well you could bucket habit Good luck to you. Complete the bucket Michael

Unknown Speaker 48:03
go down.

Unknown Speaker 48:04
They'll count the jokes. Unbelievable up for me thanks a lot. Anyway, we had spit before we got and now my next video about hacks so we gotta get back to

Unknown Speaker 48:24
Oh my god. Thanks a lot Australian media. Not one article all week about the hats of these good Australian podcasters

Unknown Speaker 48:32
might put on your hat.

Unknown Speaker 48:35
Put on your hat Ma. Oh, girl Gray. Thank you. Oh, now everyone guess

Unknown Speaker 48:46
why do people get so excited when the Queen wears a hat? Do they know she owns a crown? That's the best kind of

Unknown Speaker 48:58
anytime she wears the regular hat. It should be a huge disappointment. The hat is the understudy of the crown.

Unknown Speaker 49:09
A queen and a hat

Unknown Speaker 49:15
it's like Lewis Hamilton driving the formula wanted a Kia Sorento.

Unknown Speaker 49:20
It's now when I came to say put on the crown your big scrote

Lewis Hobba 49:30
I'm gonna fix it and then I'm gonna fucking fix you you have a radio show is that right? Just like this constantly. Is very aggressive.

Sami Shah 49:44
GM to the opera house to drum up Pakistani parents. You're gonna find the comedy really good.

Lewis Hobba 49:52
Sammy sounds like Tate's also my 10 year celebration come along.

Unknown Speaker 49:58
This is my moment.

Lewis Hobba 50:08
Now, some of you might think that the Queen deserves a visit as the biggest celebration than our podcast. You might think she's earned a little Jubilee after 70 years on the throne. Oil, you're wrong. I think we've done a lot more than the Queen, doing a mildly successful podcast for 10 years. On and Off is hard work. Very good one if you heard it. If starting a podcast was easy, everyone would do it.

Unknown Speaker 50:39
Again. All right from now on. All right, fresh jokes.

Dan Ilic 50:45
I can't wait for this last joke.

Lewis Hobba 50:49
The closest thing that Queen gets to doing a podcast is her royal Christmas message. And she does one of those per year. That's 70 episodes over 70 years. I mean, we've done over 100 we're crushing her. The Queen get throw herself a party when she knows what it's like to beg Patreon subscribers for $1 a month. I'll throw her a jubilee myself. If she does a Christmas message brought to you by MailChimp. The royal family hasn't done one true crime podcast and they have done so many true crime. This is true right? 18 months ago Spotify gave Prince Harry and Megan Markel $30 million to make a podcast. Did you know that $30 million to make their new podcast? Do you know how many episodes they've made? This is true in the last 18 months since I got that $30 million. One. One episode of one podcast for $30 million. Louis Yes. So

Sami Shah 51:54
while you're fact checking so disrupt you. The Queen did 69 messages of Christmas because she missed one year 1969 She missed it because she was sick right

Unknown Speaker 52:15
now that's fine. That joke wasn't structural integrity, but later that won't ruin a call back in three minutes. Good go. Oh, fuck me. Good guy,

Lewis Hobba 52:37
you know, for me to make $30 million doing this podcast based on how much money I'm getting paid to diet. I would have to do this podcast for over every week for over 2000 years. That's true. That means I would be doing it from now to the very first Christmas when Jesus was born. But no, no

Unknown Speaker 53:00
give the fucking quatre parade

Lewis Hobba 53:10
Am I losing you?

Unknown Speaker 53:12
I don't fucking close the doors none of you this is gonna be the fucking Nutcracker. No intermission

Unknown Speaker 53:30
this is gonna be the August performance in Opera

Unknown Speaker 53:32
House history. Mozart's fifth sixth seventh fucking Louis's first

Lewis Hobba 53:47
with you and the queen. No, I look. I have some good news. I have some good news. Yes, thank you indeed. If you're sick of being upstaged by the Queen like I am. The good news is she could die any second. That's not the good news. That's not the good news. I promise. She's She might be pointless, but she is a person. I hope she lives a long and happy life surrounded by all her family, even the pedophiles Now, the good news this week is that you might have seen our new government announced that there is a new Assistant Minister for the Republic. Could you say this? This is meant for the Republic? No, I think that's exciting. But I don't want you to think I'm a big Republic guy. Right. In my opinion or monetarists and Republicans? They're all as boring as each other. Right? They're all just big fucking weirdos. Yeah, big Whoo. I don't like a couple of crooked Republicans or monikers let's find out which. Like I imagine all monarchists sit in big brown leather chairs and a router waders, but also I think being a Republican in Australia. It's like demanding everyone get their appendix removed. Like it's a lot of effort to get rid of something that's just sitting They're like, who really cares if it's in or out? And that's me saying that after the last five minutes I don't even fucking care. You know, I don't need Australia to pretty common Republic, I just need attention. That's really what it boils down to. Right? But here's some more good news, right? Here's some more good news. If you promise to come back to our 20 year anniversary, there will be no Jubilee stealing our spotlight that's in 10 years. Do you know why? No ruler has ever made it past the Platinum Jubilee. They literally haven't invented the next Jubilee. It's never been done. That means that the Queen has clocked monarchy. The next celebration that the monarchy has a word for is the centenary and to make that she'd need to live for another 30 odd years. And that seems pretty unlikely. The only person who looks like the queen who might live for 30 more years is Keith Richards. Now I don't want the Queen to die. I don't but I will say this. When we come back to the Sydney Opera House in 2037. To celebrate our 25 year anniversary, they'd better be a fucking parade. And here's to our 10th anniversary. Thank you so much.

Dan Ilic 56:23
So oh my god, Louis. I mean, how are you feeling after listening to you rant for 50 minutes, I feel calm

Lewis Hobba 56:29
down. I feel calm. I feel relaxed. It really I really got it out of my system. I think anyone listening to the smooth, calm relaxed sounds of that 50 minutes. Well, it was basically a meditation tape. That was my audition for calm the app.

Dan Ilic 56:46
Big thank you to our Patreon members and rode mics for the road gear and also take a route with whatever yaki tideline and we'll see you next week. Oh, I've never seen you like this your change man.

Lewis Hobba 56:59
I love hearing myself

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Lewis Hobba 0:00
Hey, Lewis Splendor in the Grass LA. Oh, sorry, Dad. It's day trade. I can't talk anymore.

I've been talking so much. I don't know what that was. I think I want to say hey, and then halfway through I tried to turn it in.

Unknown Speaker 0:14
Do you know what you? You tried to find enthusiasm like you were a triple.

Lewis Hobba 0:18
I know. And I'm like, and I gotta be honest with you. It's been a shit show. This is like the worst weather in 21 years. I've been kind of slender. I've done a lot of work as planned. I've never seen anything like this. It's pandemonium. And I've been here since Thursday night. And it's a slog.

Dan Ilic 0:32
Louis, we just did our spinner in the grass show. On the grass. I just wanted to give a bit of a warning to folks that it was in front of about 10 people

Lewis Hobba 0:39
it was the smallest crowd I've ever seen at anything, not only standing in the grass, but I will say this here's the thing, right? It's because it's been pouring with rain here for three days. And right when a rational view is about to start, the sun came out but literally the first time and being in the comedy 10 is literally the worst place you could be in the whole festival right

Dan Ilic 0:59
now. It was a sign from God. And we thank Scott Morrison for that as you were here in the podcast. Yeah, his thoughts and prayers were answered. We're recording our end of irrational fear on the low end of the Mingyang bow as part of the greater Bundjalung nation sovereignty was never seated, we need a treaty. Let's start the show.

Simon Chilvers 1:12
A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, Canberra, fed gum, and section 40 of a rational fear recommended listening by immature audiences. Splendor in

Dan Ilic 1:26
the Grass organizes turn the music festival into an authentic World War Two cosplay experience. Adding to the lineup trench warfare, the plague, refugee migration and old timey musical acts such as the strokes and police never dog search for drugs on Splenda patrons of Gold Coast Airport, the Byron Bay Chamber of Commerce says it's a disgrace and patrons should be supporting local businesses in STEM. And the UK smolders under its first ever 40 degree day causing everyone in London to sweat as much as Prince Andrew is the 24th of July and live for spinner in the grass. This is a rational

Lewis Hobba 2:16
HOLY SHIT Wow. Oh my god. Whoa, for those listening to the podcast at home, it's a full tent. I can't get anyone else in security attending people away. It's crazy and

Dan Ilic 2:29
oh my god. You know when they said you want to play the forum, I should have said no. Can we play the bass lines instead? I think that might be a bit of a crowd for us. Welcome to rational fear. I'm your host former bass player. The grill is Dan village. And this is the podcast where comedians take the scariest news stories and blend them with kale and mango. Let's meet our fear mongers for today. Despite despising every essence of his being our first fear monger really wants to make love to Max Verstappen it Scott books all Scout heavy made inroads into stumping Verstappen

Scout Boxall 3:03
No, I have not been able to fuck Max Verstappen in the Ask any Formula One fans in one guy up the back?

Lewis Hobba 3:14
Up and he's so hateable.

Scout Boxall 3:16
Exactly, but I hate him but I want to hate for oh, you know what I mean? It's like I just spin him over in the pit lane. Just fucking lucky fuck Daniel Ricardo over in

Unknown Speaker 3:31
the back you want

Dan Ilic 3:32
to make him moan like that? And she's the only Tiktok star that still rocks a hotmail.com address. It's Jenny 10. Jenny, are you worried that your hotmail.com address will lose your street cred? No,

Unknown Speaker 3:46
I don't think so. Give me a chance. You've got a Hotmail account.

Dan Ilic 3:51
This is the audience who isn't at Thailand and the time the rational and by day he's fighting TV executives to make their shows funnier by night. He's fighting the news from the news fighters podcast is still in vain.

Dylan Behan 4:03
Thank you, Dan. I heard I had 16 and 17 year olds aren't allowed on accompanied luckily I just turned 18

Dan Ilic 4:10
And he's a human Ferreira. rowshare Crunchy and prickly on the outside but sweet and nutty on the end. It's Paul McDermott.

Paul McDermott 4:17
Thank you. Thank you everyone. Yes,

Unknown Speaker 4:19
would you what is the best confectionary to do to put you up against

Paul McDermott 4:22
I've never I've never thought about that. But but probably an old one now. Probably one that's been left on a on a fringe stressor for too long, and when you try and prise it off, it lifts up the lacquer. I think that's sort of that's what I'm feeling I'm feeling very old. I feel on the oldest person in the world at this point in time.

Dan Ilic 4:41
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Lewis Hobba 4:55
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Dan Ilic 6:29
Hi, I'm Elizabeth Warren. And when I go to music festivals I carry my race card from ancestry.com ancestry.com. It's a family business. Big thank you to ancestry.com All right. All right, this week's first fear. Now while most Australians are grappling with COVID outbreaks and splendor we're dealing with an outbreak of trench foot. Meanwhile, the best country in Australia Queensland is having an outbreak of a different kind. Yes, here we go. A young couple has been caught having sex inside the foyer of a court three times there's x three times and they've been sentence for their outrageous behavior after the court heard it was simply a matter of exuberance of youth. The court was told they were easily identified by CCTV cameras. This is Shamika was Shamika Lee leading and Jake James Quinn i don't know i don't know why news.com Or you decided to put their names in there you know when somebody famous does something who's got a bit of profile and it says man does funny thing but here they've gone here to random people

Lewis Hobba 7:36
I think it's because they know that shoemakers pretty funny. Like it's like someone got caught having sex in a courthouse now like it wasn't it was it was Shoemaker

Dan Ilic 7:49
there was sentenced to 60 hours of community service each fear monger should be

Lewis Hobba 7:52
white shudder to think about that community service like we want to go for 80

Dan Ilic 8:00
shouldn't be worried about you know youthful exuberance moving self Gus,

Scout Boxall 8:04
I think this is absolutely legendary. I worked as a court transcriptionist for five years really, and like there's no shortage of fuck shit that goes on in our justice system, but they were like I'm fucking you like the government's fucking me right now. I think that's beautiful. I love that they've completely identified them including their middle names to the country because that's legendary. Brian, do

Dan Ilic 8:26
you think they called up and complain? They said could you please my put our full name in there. I've got an Instagram account. We need to find Do we know where

Lewis Hobba 8:32
they like getting charged with something or did they just see a courthouse my car?

Dan Ilic 8:37
Yeah, yeah, let's go for it. Yeah. Oh, maybe they miss heard the phrase. Would you go into that foyer and find the magistrate? Yeah. Sounds

Lewis Hobba 8:44
like there's a lot of handcuffs in there. They're like interesting.

Paul McDermott 8:49
Was it the same day? Or did they stretch it out over time? It

Dan Ilic 8:52
was like a period of an hour. They got told they got told but they got told about security just stop fucking free times. And they kept

Lewis Hobba 9:02
going. What's your record?

Dan Ilic 9:04
How many? You know they have there aren't any states I'm allowed back in. Let's just put it there that.

Jenny Tian 9:11
I mean, if anything, they're relentless is what I say three times in an hour. Oh

Scout Boxall 9:15
my goodness. Three times. That's no stamina. That's 20 minutes of peace.

Dan Ilic 9:19
I'm 40 years old now. So three times in a year is pretty good to me.

Paul McDermott 9:24
Well, yes, let's talk about that some time. The security mustn't have been very frightening. If they've had to tell them another two times after the first time. I

Scout Boxall 9:37
reckon you would have been stoked, absolutely stoked like he would have he would have been like guys No. Why would you do whatever he'll

Unknown Speaker 9:50
just the left leg up a little. Yeah, he's

Scout Boxall 9:53
getting footage. She's just like Oh, that's good guys. Stop it. No. Look at all of

Unknown Speaker 10:00
that. That's beautiful.

Jenny Tian 10:01
Let me turn onto my USB to save.

Lewis Hobba 10:06
Id I need to use your middle name for a new story.

Unknown Speaker 10:13
Police here I'm gonna need a copy of all the CCTV all of it. Enhance

Dan Ilic 10:22
all right this week second fear now Scott Morrison basically refuses to go quietly into the night, the former prime minister of Santos limited and convicted qualifier, Scott Morrison flew into Perth to give a sermon at my records church for the tennis legends ad. It's the biggest day Oh, sorry, birthday Sorry, what a legacy. In the sermon he ridiculed the idea of putting faith in government saying that people should put their faith in God instead. Now critics are saying this is completely hypocritical for a Prime Minister who created the Department of home thoughts and prayers. Here is a clip from that sermon

Scott Morrison 10:54
that God still loves you and has a plan for you. I do.

Because I still believe in miracles. God's kingdom will come it is in his hands, we trust in Him. We don't trust in governments. We don't trust in United Nations, thank goodness. We don't trust in all of these things fine as they might be and as important as the role that they play. Believe me, I've worked in it and they are important. But as someone who's been in it, if you are putting your faith in those things, like I put my faith in the Lord, you are making a mistake. They're earthly. They are fallible. I'm so glad we have a bigger hope.

Dan Ilic 11:44
What harp does the Scott Morrison told you about their fear mongers? What is the biggest hope? Yeah.

Dylan Behan 11:51
I think he wants a job with the rugby league. He's used a prime ministership as a stepping stone to a job with the Robert rugby league.

Lewis Hobba 11:58
Why didn't he describe being Prime Minister is having a job in the government job in the government it was crazy. To me like I Scott, what should we do about this?

Jenny Tian 12:10
Yeah, I don't know. He's talking so much about God's plan and in my mind, all I can think is is this a cover of a Drake song? Is that what he's doing right now? I also liked that he says don't trust the government when he literally just worked there not very long ago.

Dan Ilic 12:24
Yeah, a lot of people saying that this clip is kind of taken out of context because the full thing is 45 minutes so I thought we might just put it in context and we are going to watch the full 45 minutes right now. By hang on a sec. So we're gonna buy hang on a sec. And so we aren't accused of taking this clip out of context. Let's just watch the first minute and a half and we're gonna play hang on a sec here as I play the clip if you want to chime in just say hang on a sec. I'll stop the tape. Here we go. January the

Scott Morrison 12:55
11th 1981 It's a while ago now. I was at a boys brigade camp. I don't you probably don't know what boys brigade is some of you might. Yeah, hey Joe. My parents my mother and my father John and Marian my father passed away some years ago. They ran boys and girls brigade in our my home church when I grew up in first

Jenny Tian 13:21
40 Okay, wait before he says any more just this background? Why does it say birthday? And why does it say VLC?

Dan Ilic 13:28
They couldn't find any other screen to played on so they ended up played in VLC.

Unknown Speaker 13:33
VLC Media Player. jpg,

Unknown Speaker 13:36
victory Life church. Church.

Lewis Hobba 13:39
I don't use what the boys brigade is. But it sounds like something that January the 11th. Sorry. Yeah. committed some crimes was what I was gonna say.

Scout Boxall 13:47
Did it take place in the prayer room? Yeah. Like you don't know what the boys brigade is. I'm like, that's because we had several royal conditions.

Lewis Hobba 13:56
It was cold. It was like yeah, the boys know the boys Brigade.

Scott Morrison 14:01
My parents my mother and my father John and Mary and my father passed away some years ago. They ran boys and girls brigade in our my home church when I grew up in first for 45 years every Thursday and Friday night.

Scout Boxall 14:16
I'm starting I'm starting to put together the pieces here and I'm thinking like they ran boys and girls brigade for 45 years. What time did they have a little Scott? You know, I'm saying I think maybe he had like a neglectful parents situation. Maybe this is why he's a bit you know?

Unknown Speaker 14:28
Exactly. Yeah, this had some time on their hands. This is

Lewis Hobba 14:32
so I honestly can I'm angry that you're making me watch this. Yeah, like I it was so nice to not have to watch this man. Ever. I couldn't wait here. I'm like, I know that. There's a point that I'm like, Yeah.

Paul McDermott 14:47
To be honest, it does hurt me as well. I spent a long time hating on that fellow and I still fucking hate him and hearing his voice and having him so close as the puck and closest I've ever been to him and the size. It's making me feel really quite 10 Since angry,

Lewis Hobba 15:00
I don't tell you through your spine that our stomachs are so tender.

Jenny Tian 15:04
The part I liked the most about this game is seeing how many audience members are gonna watch a man walk out based on how much of this they're gonna have to watch.

Dan Ilic 15:13
The good news is we can skip it right now. Next speaker is brought to you by Jenny 10.

Jenny Tian 15:20
Oh, yes. So basically, there was news of a heatwave in the UK. And this is what it is. So they reached up to like degrees of about 4040 degrees. That's not the news, though. The news is that Sky News as we know, which is full of journalistic integrity, decided to actually broadcast live footage of the sun. And they would literally have moments where they were like, yeah, we're just gonna cross over to the sun now. Oh, yeah, it's still shining. I like it. If only they're focused as much on the sun as they did on actually reporting on climate change. That might do something

Dan Ilic 15:59
for people in the audience who don't know what the sun looks like, I've put a red circle around the Sun in the picture. Now, how bizarre is that? That it like, we don't know what the Sun is, everyone is burning up. No one needs to see this.

Lewis Hobba 16:13
It's also so funny that it's Sky News throwing to the sun. To me, it just like it's we're here at Sky, we're gonna throw it to the sun. After that. We're gonna check it on clouds. Let's see what stars are up to. We're just spending all day up there gang all day.

Paul McDermott 16:30
The British don't have a traditionally good relationship with the sun. And they're not used to it. And so weird things happen when the sun does come out. And I was there in 2004, I think when they had another similar heatwave. And that night, they showed the jolly people I think of the eastern shore as eastern coastline. Having a lovely time on the mudflats going out and and leading a donkey along the along the sand was wasn't sandwiches, mud, and the tide had gone out. And people were digging up the stones and so on. So they could lie out in the sun. And everyone got heatstroke. And it was the saddest thing I think I've ever seen in my life. And you think of our beaches and the wonderment here in Australia, they just do not cope at all with the sun. They just they just, you know, when the sun comes out, they love it. They they take off all their clothes and stand in and go like read like fucking beetroots and get skin cancer. They have problems. So I think what's happening at the moment will be absolutely frightening for the British because they're just not used to the sort of weather that we have in Australia.

Dan Ilic 17:35
This is a genuine PSA for them because they never see the sun. They never see it.

Lewis Hobba 17:39
It is nice. For those of us who here who haven't seen it days, I'm actually loving it. Oh boy. Hell yeah. And so Jenny did the sun stay up until about nighttime.

Unknown Speaker 17:53
And then we crossed over to the moon and we have

Scout Boxall 17:57
I love how this makes me think of two things. The first is they want to remember that footage of Donald Trump during the solar eclipse when everyone was told like you can look up at the sun but you gotta wear special glasses and he was like, I'm not doing that. And he just stared into the sun for like 15 minutes and Fox News was like outbreak later. We can hang shit on Sky News. So being like you're looking for something to blame. He's this fucking planet. Star. I don't know. I got an arts degree. It's fine. But you know people blame shit on the stars all the time. Like this is really just the right wing's attempt at astrology. Like we need one stock. Sun will do is pretty big. And yeah.

Dan Ilic 18:36
It's in our solar system. This is the forum this is this whole 10 is about big ideas and solution those problems and what better way to bring more voices to this place than an interview with the punters. I asked some splendor punters to help solve one of the biggest problems facing the world today. Am I seeing that people have splendor to solve big problems? Oh, yeah, sure. Done. What do we do with the war in Ukraine?

Unknown Speaker 19:01
Don't have a fucking clue.

Unknown Speaker 19:04
A little bit past me on a Saturday night.

Unknown Speaker 19:06
Give everyone a Vegemite sandwich.

Unknown Speaker 19:08
You kidding? I just gotta kiss and make up get over it grow up

Unknown Speaker 19:11
Russia in Ukraine and you got to come together have a TV forest. And that's how I solve it like that. Peace Love and ice cream.

Unknown Speaker 19:18
It's quite difficult because either you side with Russia or you side with the US and who do you side with? Because there are two massive powers and Russia has all of the nuclear weapons.

Unknown Speaker 19:31
So you know how the Japanese president was like we want to do that to the Russians won

Unknown Speaker 19:37
this world look back in 1970 and wherever the war was, everyone was so hard back then. No one cared about equal rights and shit. You got to have a war to make this make this generation harden the fuck up. Everyone needs a hot enough fucking almost saying Ukraine needs a war. But everyone. Everyone in Australia and America needs a hardened up There are a bunch of cool CEOs love,

Unknown Speaker 20:02
love. Love. Yeah. I mean, you can kiss on the lips, but a nice woman grace as a hug that could that could do it. Yeah. Just just knowing you're there for somebody.

Unknown Speaker 20:18
I'm asking that people have splendor to solve big problems. We

Unknown Speaker 20:22
are problem solvers. So

Unknown Speaker 20:23
you're very good at solving problems,

Unknown Speaker 20:27
and we fix the war in Ukraine.

Unknown Speaker 20:29
Or I'd recommend just like, Just tell him just ask him to like, stop.

Unknown Speaker 20:35
What about the leaders of Ukraine and Russia?

Unknown Speaker 20:37
Those massive teddy bears? Give him a massive pillow pit with the arms and everything. Vladimir? I guarantee will cuddle a rhino. Like a no tomorrow.

Unknown Speaker 20:49
What's your message to Zelinsky?

Unknown Speaker 20:53
These Ukraine Hey. See how the pillar pets go? Who rather take time for a cuddle?

Unknown Speaker 21:03
Cuddle? I agree. Because if you're not cuddling, you're not winning.

Unknown Speaker 21:09
I think splint is probably the wrong place us because Why do you think that is? Everyone's free Fox

Scout Boxall 21:20
I think two things I got out of that one was that like all those guys, I've never heard such tenderness for men. And they're also everyone's so horny, but it's so muddy. No one can fall.

Right right now buddy cuddle buddy just being held.

Dan Ilic 21:37
Except for the one guy who was like, stray into the hot and a fuckup. And when was the war the 1970s It has.

Scout Boxall 21:46
Also I'm pretty sure that same guy was behind me in the coffee line this morning. And he was like, oh, did

you hear about John OHS foot? Size of a fucking grapefruit made? He's got toes like potato gems. Now, but he's good though. He can still walk. He's gonna He's gonna do the final day.

Scott, you got the floor. Now I do have the full of sorry, I took that flow before I was given it. So I'm I'm a non binary person to two. We're gonna be trans is in we're gonna queers in one hand up the back fuckin brother. That's awesome. That's pride for you Happy Pride Month.

Lewis Hobba 22:22
There's no one here. That one person is the only person here Yeah, one or

Unknown Speaker 22:27
10 people to train. So we've got 10 People here. So that makes complete sense.

Scout Boxall 22:30
And also this is a festival headlined by the strokes, pretty heterosexual festival. But I am non binary. And being non binary these days is a little bit like not being able to drive in that. It's totally doable in the inner city. And it's a little bit impractical in the outer suburbs. But recently, it's been a very tough time for trans people in the news, it's just like a lot of hate out there right now and non Mozart then Katherine deaves, who is a former Liberal federal candidate, and she recently uploaded a decision by the International Federation of water sports, which sounds pretty gay, to not allow trans women to compete in elite swimming unless they have begun to medically transition before the age of 12 which is pretty devastating for a lot of trans athletes. And I just think it's a shame that we haven't banned sis women who haven't transitioned medically from being little piece bitches before the age of 12 from competing in federal politics. Thank you. Thank you. You're all allies. You got a little gold star on a cookie after this for clapping. But Catherine Debs talks a lot about protecting people from trans people from dangerous trans people. But I just want to know who's protecting Catherine Debs from the vengeful gay man who styled her for this Australian Financial Review photo shoot. I don't know if you can see that. But it's sort of like a mesh net dress with Art Deco worm details. And it looks like this which has been dressed by the Windows Media Player visualization software of the early 2000s If you remember that, you know she's not the first sentient beige kitten heel of a woman to hate on trans people for sure. There's been plenty more before her and there will be plenty more off to her. One of them in particular her Specter is haunting all of us particularly on Twitter and I thought in the spirit of splendor i would deliver it because everyone's been swimming in an ocean of mud out there. I thought I would deliver you guys a little sea shanty sound we like to say shanty. Yeah, fuck yeah.

Unknown Speaker 24:31
So what do you need? What do you need?

Scout Boxall 24:33
Just stomp or clap or like do a little chest the earth RFI slap any kind of percussion to the beats and I'll do a little chant we got a yas or you can do it but I'm I'm gonna be honest I've had 12 Dots and four coffees today so if I hear a sudden noise I'll not know

Lewis Hobba 24:54
yeah, oh yeah,

Scout Boxall 24:56
there once was a panelist last from that and bro right reading a novel letter by letter array little bit of wizards and witches would bring forth untold riches, but on her pale, invidious throne with the pocketful of cash and the heart of stone, she spent her days spewing hate and loathing will fund feminists clothing. Hey, away we go if she'd stop scrolling, hey, we got the Ballad of JK Rowling now. Me and the girls are gonna go up to her mansion on the cover of darkness and we're going to Shanghai her away into a little transatlantic transgender revenge cruise. Lashed to the mast as we hit the swell off layer alive with a nodded flogger no magic here no book so spells can save this micro logger. I'll rip her hair clean out her scalp code her paid and chalk and towel sliced her nose clean off her face she who must not being named now. Hey, how away we go. If only she stops rolling. Hey, baby. JK Rowling. She made me sick to my stomach call that gastro turf. I'll shoot her into space called the Astro Turf.

I'll put her in the ground call that fresh slate throw her in the ocean call that surf and turf.

She sinks to the floor of the ocean deep weather blah her circle and the fishes late. Turns out the toad would rather drown than a trans woman share the pool now. Hey Home Away we go. If only she'd stopped low. Hey, ho away we go. The father of JK Rowling.

Dan Ilic 27:49
Scott by the fucking bucks. Thank you that was great scout. Now Dylan, we may add more have a more benevolent government in power. But not everyone is happy with the new government.

Dylan Behan 28:04
It's true. Dan, I watch a lot of news. You know when I work on my great podcast news fighters, please subscribe. And I found a bunch of clips of a lot of right wing people didn't take the election of the Albanese government very well, to say the least check it out.

Unknown Speaker 28:20
And make no mistake and Australians understand this that the next three years under labour is going to be tough for the Australian people. The next three years is gonna be really tough. And I think

Unknown Speaker 28:31
Australia is going to be

Unknown Speaker 28:32
in for a very difficult period three disastrous

Unknown Speaker 28:33
and incompetent years. So strap yourself in electricity prices

Unknown Speaker 28:38
under Labor will go up higher inflation.

Unknown Speaker 28:41
prices will go up and interest rates will go through the roof

Unknown Speaker 28:43
shortage of electricity higher power prices, partly because of climate policies.

Unknown Speaker 28:49
I think it is going to be difficult for families and for small businesses underlying

Unknown Speaker 28:53
all that meant those manufacturing jobs don't just disappear. Plan the government is to make the workforce bigger by making all those people who are owners and independent firms go bankrupt

Unknown Speaker 29:05
or lose the devastation of most of Australia's business and production and exports and it certainly is a grave concern for the coal industry for an energy and also for farming industry. And this

Unknown Speaker 29:16
is a recipe for paralysis in this country and quickly the foreign capital markets a little bit Australia down Raiders,

Unknown Speaker 29:22
we are going to have identity politics on steroids. And what

Unknown Speaker 29:26
labour really wants to do is go far beyond flying extra flags. What

Unknown Speaker 29:31
we're not going to see is the very same racist policies that are destroying New Zealand and having brought to Australia to destroy Australia

Unknown Speaker 29:38
you get to have the culture wars as policy exactly every single day where Parliament

Unknown Speaker 29:43
obsesses over woke identity politics, climate and indigenous issues as the economy grinds to a halt under their watch

Unknown Speaker 29:51
no petrol or diesel vehicles after 2030

Unknown Speaker 29:54
they are going to be a bad government. There's no doubt in my mind about that because it's so

Unknown Speaker 29:58
obvious where this is go philosophically, it's moving ultimately to an official Apartheid

Unknown Speaker 30:05
Era just makes me so so angry because this country is better than that.

Unknown Speaker 30:10
The government will change this country and replace it with some sort of extraordinary new world order.

Unknown Speaker 30:17
Now we are faced with three years of hardcore left wing government that will destroy the fabric of this nation, we will see our living standards crushed, our livelihoods damaged our cultural institutions devastated our kids future prosperity decimated rivers

Unknown Speaker 30:32
and seas, boiling darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, arising from the great human sacrifice dogs and cats living together

Unknown Speaker 30:41
mass hysteria.

Dan Ilic 30:47
Well done, Dylan. Thank you. You are a master of the wacky clips. Do you have to go to any kind of therapy after you build an edit like that?

Dylan Behan 30:56
Every Thursday, yes.

Unknown Speaker 30:58
Please give it up for Australian comedy legend Paul McDowell.

Paul McDermott 31:03
And this is my plus one. I'd like to introduce him, but we're running out of time at this. At this point, we're gonna get stuck in a couple of songs for you. They're very focused the songs we're going to be doing today. And, and this first one comes from 2018. I wanted to write a song about a very divisive character that alienate a lot of Australians. And a lot of people hated this person. I thought if I could write a love song to this person, maybe it'd be like, you know, love laws, things that would break open and the gooey inside of it would just wash over people. And we'd all find kindness in our hearts for this person. When you hear it, please don't respond to it immediately. Just let it just let it sit with you for a second. So don't don't do a knee jerk reaction. Okay, just let it sit with you. And love song to a very divisive character. scomo No homo. Nah, don't do it. Please just just let it settle on you. All right, just let it settle on you. Right that reaction? That's the knee jerk reaction. Do you want a microphone cuz you got a pretty voice? Scam oh no home. Oh, never thought it'd be oh so damn sexy info. But when he sticks his thumbs up mimicking Mr. Trump in a red baseball cap and says How good is that? Oh, how good is that?

Unknown Speaker 32:28
Good. Is that good is that? Australia? How good is that? How good is that

Unknown Speaker 32:37
Australia good is that

Unknown Speaker 32:42
have good is Jesus a

Paul McDermott 32:45
good people say that this is an uncanny fucking impression. Like if you put a side by side you cannot tell us how Puckett our good is that good is Jen. Good is Jade of Buddhism. Flow spotlights. I go crazy for scomo Don't think this nowhere he won't go. When he goes low. He goes solo. Like when that young Swedish girl spoke with disarming frankness and scomo said Please stop. You're making us anxious. I can rock hard for SCO mo when he talks about clean coal. He's so harmful that rock so he dismisses the issues to coke global markets that lies through his teeth. We'll be meeting our targets I got golf golfer scope. Sometimes I dream him in slow mo. He's my number one hero because he got all those children and put them in prison, but I know he'll free them when Jesus is risen. Yes. Garmo? No

Unknown Speaker 33:54
hold on God to give you a halo,

Paul McDermott 33:57
the way you forgive and then let go. Because he's still friends with that pastor from Hillsong whose father preached and was skilled in molesting small children scomo No homo He's a mean fucking mofo know who y'all know know that he's the yacht that we love in the number one job who believes in his heart he was chosen by God yes so mono homo where the fuck Where You Are you lost the election fuck off

Unknown Speaker 34:33
you now

Paul McDermott 34:45
lying about a fucking boat from Sri Lanka. Look there he is hiding behind that lump of coal

there we go. The song right was written back in 2018. And if you listened to it today, a lot of the thoughts there seem incredibly prescient in regards to the dictatorship that, that Scott Morrison presided over. And what I ended up doing was I thought, well, this Nana is going to be doing something stupid every week. And I thought I better write a tune every time he did something silly, and I thought it's gonna be, it's gonna be difficult to write a new melody every time. So I thought I keep the same melody, and just write different words. And this is this is just, this is just one of the books, right? But there is now there's now 65 songs about scomo that I have, I'm just gonna do a bit of a selection. I can show you them there. There's dozens of them, right? And they're all based on things that have actually happened to him this scomo In the fires scomo Aloha. scomo scomo is a psycho scomo goes to Glasgow, scomo and Macron. And they're all factual right? scomo in the ukulele, that is a fucking Corker. scomo The hero of the Hawkesbury it doesn't stop this is 65 plus. So this one comes from it's more recent. It comes from earlier this year, from January in 2022. And this one you may remember is scomo. And anti GMO. This one's about stomach right. Do you remember what happened was common grace time? Yes. Oh, yeah. I got to hear your people.

Unknown Speaker 36:34
Oh, yeah. Yeah. The regular listener of the podcast here does.

Paul McDermott 36:42
Scott got to read the lyrics because there's so many fucking versions of the song. scomo great. scomo and Christ. Australia, it's a damn shame that a woman needs to contain her feelings and emotions or the look on her dial when she stands beside a pile of shit and can't crack a smile. It's a fucking coke and you can go you can clap for that if you want. It was a beautiful, strong bit of lyricism there. It was a brilliant bit of side I mean, talk about that eyeline, and so contemptuous of the prime guy. No other words when needed. We all knew how she felt because every single one of us has filtered ourselves. It's been four years of his bullshit photo ops and cheap tricks. And he treats us all like nitwits, leading a liberal cabal of alleged rapists and crooks, but the nation must stop because he's been served I mean, look what a fucking useless pile on I mean, is this the Hillier die on conservative column is still right on. A woman must act happy behaving obey and be grateful to her masters when she was put on display. What a fucked up double standard. It's so blatant. I can't stand it. It's insincere and underhanded. Morrison treats women without a trace of respect. And if you don't believe me just as Tanya Plibersek and that was a fucking hard drive as well. I think I redeemed myself after the flu you know the first bad one but here we go. Yeah, women have a sweet deal.

Unknown Speaker 38:31
Yeah, they do.

Paul McDermott 38:37
We are riding into the valley of death right now. Women have a sweet deal. Life for them is unreal, cushy,

Unknown Speaker 38:49
cushy, cushy,

Paul McDermott 38:51
as long as they are Genteel. They can be anything they want. Mothers wives or daughters if they just shut up and smile cook and clean and follow orders scomo home Come on, give us it give us a bit of a smile darlin you got such a lovely fucking smile. Give us a small slate Come on. You got a lovely smile don't hide that away. We all

Unknown Speaker 39:15
deserve to see that. You now what about

Paul McDermott 39:21
a hug sweetheart? What about you? Come on you lovely look and saying what about a hug? Did you love it? Have you heard of Jesus cannot wash your hair or you got lovely

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On this episode of GMPOOG: Dan Ilic hosts a conversation with journalist Nick Bryant — Media watchers in Australia would certainly know Nick's work from the BBC and of course twitter.  He's often got one of the clearest eyes on Australian and global politics.

Nick is doing a special episode of his podcast, Journo, with journalists who cover climate, so he came on ARF's Greatest Moral Podcast Of Our Generation to chat about it.

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Dan Ilic  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation. Daniel, it's with you here for another episode of The Greatest more podcasts of our generation on the irrational fear feed. If you haven't heard the gumboots before, it's largely conversations about climate change with Climate Leaders. Good and bad. We'll be back with the regular irrational fears show probably I reckon July maybe August, I'm taking a few weeks off because I am freaking exhausted after the election. I need to recharge. Think about this show. Think about how to make it better for the future. And all that stuff. You have any ideas hit me up on Twitter or email Dan at irrational fear.com We'd love to hear from you. Despite

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Dan Ilic  1:18   many folks who listen to the podcast, you'd be familiar with the works of our next guest, Nick Bryant, BBC senior correspondent to Australia, South Asia, in Washington in New York. One thing you may not know about him is he holds a doctorate in American politics from Oxford. Like Nick has also been seconded by the Judith Nielsen Institute for journalism and ideas to host journalists, a podcast about journalism, those who dabble in it. My first question to Nick is have you ever been on a plane when they call for a doctor? Dr. Nick, Brian.

Nick Bryant  1:46   I've always yearned for that moment. And to go out the front and to say, you know, what, what do you want to know about American history? But alas,

Dan Ilic  1:54   let me talk to you about gerrymandering.

Nick Bryant  1:56   Exactly. I could talk you through the sort of checks and balances of the US Constitution. But I don't think that would particularly help as this guy's of chokey God is, you know, first class mail. No, I haven't done that. But it's very sweetly mentioned the doctor. I mean, I've I've started deploying it for the first time in what 30 years, I've, I've left the BBC now and you've done

Dan Ilic  2:16   the work. So you know, you've got to use those Doctor titles whenever you can. Like,

Nick Bryant  2:21   I've hooked up with Sydney University, actually, where that kind of title carers a bit of clout, you know, so I have actually started using it again. But yeah, it still feels very odd when anybody calls me up to Brian, I gotta look around. There must be somebody else.

Dan Ilic  2:36   Yeah. Well, I do think that American politics is so diseased that they could use your help. Brian,

Nick Bryant  2:42   that is a great way of putting it. But I think, you know, is beyond the help of a physician at the moment, America, I think it is such a sickly state. Terminal, maybe it's too strong. But yeah, it's certainly got problems. I think it's terminal in terms of United States of America as a cohesive country right now. I think we're talking about to Americans, and, you know, across the board, I think you're going to, you know, the end of Roe versus Wade will mean there's an America where you can legally get an abortion as America where you can't get an abortion, there's going to be an America where you're more prone to get a pandemic, suffer from a pandemic, like COVID, as eras of America, to Americans is going to play out in so many different aspects of American life.

Dan Ilic  3:24   Yeah. Anyway, let's talk about something that is a little bit more existential for the entire globe. You have been doing some reporting recently on people who have been doing reporting on climate this is, this is great. This is our wheelhouse here at irrational fear, Nick, as you may know, and so tell us, you have a bit of a strange climate journey in your own right. As a journalist, one of

Nick Bryant  3:46   the things I do now is present a podcast called Gerardo and we look at sort of the biggest news of the day. And one of the things we decided to look at was was climate change.

Dan Ilic  3:54   Why did you do that? Because the major parties in the last election totally forgot to mention anything about climate so strange that you would do that

Nick Bryant  4:00   either. That's the reason we did it is to make sure that people remembered Hey, there's a planet under threat here. We need to be talking about this a lot more in the media. And of course, one of the areas. One of the surprising developments since I've come back to Australia is the greening of the of the Murdoch tabloids. So we we talked about a lot of things in this this podcast, and maybe we can talk about, you know, the some of the broader issues later on. But we started with this extraordinary turnaround in the run up to the Glasgow Climate Change Conference cop 26. Just before Christmas, we woke up that day and the Sydney Daily Telegraph, it turned green, talking about breeding cattle for Australia and the possibilities of Australia becoming this sort of renewable powerhouse.

Dan Ilic  4:45   We had Joe Hildebrand on our podcast when that whole happened. We lost about 20 Patreon subscribers.

Nick Bryant  4:53   Right What what Joe was part of this wraparound Well, exactly. Joe wrote a wrote a column they had the 16 paid wraparound it wasn't only in Sydney in The Daily Telegraph, it was the Tiser in in Adelaide for Adelaide, South Australia. That's the advertiser down in Adelaide, the Courier Mail, which is in Brisbane, the was it the Herald Sunday in America, Melbourne. I mean, all of the Murdoch tabloid came together. Agreed.

Dan Ilic  5:18   It was a great six weeks, Nick, it was a great six weeks of climate change journalist.

Nick Bryant  5:23   Yeah, we were fascinated with how that came about. I mean, you know, these are titles traditionally that that have been associated with climate change skepticism that are really had a go at things like the carbon tax, they've run headlines like the zombie carbon tax, and all this kind of stuff. And we were absolutely fascinated with how that turnaround had happened.

Dan Ilic  5:40   Let's have a listen of from Ben English, the editor of the Daily Telegraph,

Unknown Speaker  5:44   the issue of climate change had never been tackled from a disinterested objective, and a straightforward journalistic investigative approach, we felt that a lot of the journalism had actually veered into activism. And there'd been a lack of curiosity about a lot of the data that have been presented, we felt that it had been written from a viewpoint that we will characterize as more elite. And I think that's why we felt that it hadn't really resonated with our readers that it had been from a lofty height and element of guilt and shame around it all. We felt it was an opportunity to actually be right at the heart of the conversation, but do it from a viewpoint of everyday Australians. Now,

Dan Ilic  6:22   Nick, I'd look at some of those wraparounds at the time, and you know, who was writing some of those articles? Who, Gina Reinhardt? Twiggy Forrest, would you call them lofty and elite, the richest woman in Australia? Would you recall her? Luffy lit. And the other thing about Ben English is quite there's like, never up until September 2021. Has any journalists covered climate change at a disinterested, objective and straightforward manner? Wow, thank God, thank God for being English and The Daily Telegraph to finally come to the party to tell us what was really happening with climate change.

Nick Bryant  6:54   I look down at that boat leapt out at me as well. But we were just fascinated with how this turnaround came about how they decided they would attend the party

Dan Ilic  7:05   six six specials in the lead up to COP is not a turn around, though. It's it's like a marketing spin for the 2050 program that Scott Morrison took to the to cop like it's such a weird, such a weird thing to kind of looking back at in retrospect. Now, that happened last year, and we haven't seen anything about climate from The Daily Telegraph since then.

Nick Bryant  7:25   Well, that's something you need to take up with Ben English. And those are questions. Those are questions that that we put to him. The you know, what I think was interesting about it, talking about the sort of longer term ramifications of it. I mean, some people thought, you know, is this Rupert Murdoch and Lachlan Murdoch telling these guys to do this and telling these these editors to do this, or is this something that is or more organic and bottom up rather than top down? And, you know, very clearly bad English said, you know, wasn't a murder initiative. You know, like, they say, they've got autonomy, they can do what they want. And they decided they were going to do this, like, I saw a lot of money heading into the sort of new energy space. They follow that money that he said, all that kind of thing. And what it didn't do, Dan, as you know, is is bring about a bigger kind of, you know, come to Jesus moment, if that's indeed what it was. And I mean, I know you're skeptical about that. And me too, what it didn't do was signify something broader within the Murdoch Empire, which was this, you know, were we going to see a change in the Wall Street Journal, were we going to see a change of Fox News? Obviously, that just hasn't happened either.

Dan Ilic  8:29   Do you think this is News Corp trying to keep the coalition in power by making the move on climate in a meaningful way?

Nick Bryant  8:37   Oh, there's a lot of talk that the politics behind it was to give them cover before Glasgow wasn't there's a

Dan Ilic  8:44   lot of talk behind it that the six issues of The Daily Telegraph that came out, up until the six weeks of cup.

Nick Bryant  8:51   Yeah, and the idea of being you know, you make the deal easier between the Nationals when you're trying to get to that emissions target. I think one thing it might have done is help labor neutralize the issue. So much of Labour's political strategy ahead of the federal election was obviously, to neutralize climate changes. And this year, I remember talking to Anthony Albanese this Sunday, maybe it was the week after his. He released his climate change policy. You remember he did it a Friday afternoon a classic sort of bury the news strategy. And that's right. He had a soft launch of his campaign, just two days after that. And I remember talking to his aides just before that launch, and, and they were just delighted with have, you know, little attention was being paid. I think I think the announcement made the kind of front page of The Daily Telegraph that morning but it was kind of it was right at you had to have almost a microscope to see it. And I remember sort of, they pointed me towards a pizza Archer pizza which in the Sydney Morning Herald that talks about Labour's Environment Policy not not so much as All target as a as a zero target as a no target. And I thought they maybe they wouldn't be that happy with that characterization. But they absolutely love that characterization. They love the fact that they, they'd launched this climate change policy, and it really hadn't made any kind of tabloid splash. And maybe, you know, that change of

Dan Ilic  10:21   attitude for added to have the telegraph? Yeah, if

Nick Bryant  10:23   it was meaningful. I mean, one thing it did do, seemingly, is to neutralize the issue of climate change. But I mean, you had you had an election, obviously, where it was hardly discussed, which is, you know, extraordinary. I think, you know, if you're, if you're going to be looking back on the federal election in 2022, and in 100 years time, and climate change doesn't even really feature. You know, I think people are going to be thinking about what was going on.

Dan Ilic  10:47   Just absolutely astonishing that, you know, the media kind of skipped over climate change a lot with this election, and the major parties weren't talking about it at all. Yet. The election result is all about climate, you had these climate independents, pretty much dismantle the Liberal Party, you had these greens on the rise. The one thing that everyone wasn't talking about was the actual clincher for this election. Yeah, I

Nick Bryant  11:10   think that's absolutely fascinating. And it's a brilliant point, you know, this will be regarded as the climate change election, but it wasn't the Climate Change Campaign. from it. I thought that was fascinating. I mean, the Guardian did some quite interesting research, I think hooking up with a university, I think it was one of the ones in Melbourne, they looked at the discrepancy between the questions that were being asked on the campaign trail, and the sort of questions that were really in the uppermost in people's minds, actually, cost of living was number one, on both. But climate change, there was a discrepancy, you know, it was far higher in the minds of voters than it was in the minds of journalists, when they're asking those questions. Yeah, look, it was a really small ball campaign, I think, you know, I think journalists need to have a bit of a think about how they covered it, to be honest, because I think the the gotcha line of questioning, which rarely went into climate change, did it, it was more on the kind of it spoke about the financialization of politics in Australia, and how, you know, obsessively people focus on economic indices often rather than mental health indices, or environmental indices, or that kind of thing. You know, I think that media probably does need to have a bit of a rethink about how habit covers these campaigns, because those kind of big issues just weren't given the airing that they should have been given.

Dan Ilic  12:26   The perfect metaphor was I think, elbow second big stuff up on the campaign trail when he couldn't remember the NDIS policy. You know, that, you know, the, the forum for that press conference where they were at that at that press conference? No, where were they? They were at the Smart Energy Council.

Alex Dyson  12:44   prints, there are this Smart Energy Council Expo Albo had just jumped out of an electric semi trailer. And we're walking around the conference floor cut, like surrounded by batteries and solar panels and wind farms, right. And the thing that the journalist asked about with his NDIS policy that he didn't know the answer to and had to get a press release to read off, that is the perfect, it's a perfect summation of where this where this, this media pack was at. You're at an you're at a green tech conference, not asking anything about green tech, but trying to catch the opposition leader off off track on something other other than green tech.

Nick Bryant  13:21   Dan, it's a brilliant metaphor. I'm going to squirrel that away and use it sometime in the future, because I think it's absolutely perfect. You're right. I was actually with Alba the next day. I was with him. He went to a homeless shelter. I don't sorry, a place that was a food bank. That was that was giving people food for people that were struggling as largely a result of COVID. You know, they've seen people they've never seen before. And again, the questioning really wasn't about that. What was what happened was a rerun of the NDIS. Gotcha for the day before. So we had a cut a two day gotcha, where the reporter who asked the NDIS question kept asking it the day later. Yeah, it was kind of nuts. I think what I saw for this time, though, Dan, and I, you know, I've rarely seen this in Britain. I've seen it a lot in America, journalists getting booed, especially in Trump rallies and things like that. Yeah, I'm kind of used to that. But it's, it came as a surprise in Australia. I spent a day with Morrison and I spent a day with Albanese. And these days did not I mean, you know, they put on these kind of dreadful photo ops, you know, they, they were their high visibility jackets, you know, it looks like it's sort of transcontinental costume party. And, you know, then there's this half hour that, you know, all the journalists sign themselves up for they get to ask the questions now. My David Morrison, Mia with elbow. Those press conferences, both ended up with the journalist being heckled by members of the public, who just thought their questioning was was going too far. It was turning the election into a game a trivial pursuit. It was, you know, not treating. And it was really interesting. And, you know, what, what really worries me? I mean, talking sort of big picture is this disconnect between the public and the press now and you're seeing it across the world? You know, misinformation is the kind of benefit free of this breakdown in trust. And it really worries me. And, you know, we need to raise our game, whether it's political coverage, or whether it's climate change coverage. I mean, I just think that is an obvious thing that we all need to do as journalists, one of the things I think we should do as climate change journalists, you know, how are our kids going to look at our coverage, and when they grew up, how future generations I think that should be the test of our, our climate change coverage. And I think, you know, frankly, most of most of us are found and wanting on that front.

Dan Ilic  15:32   Yeah, I mean, I'm Ben English isn't I mean, he's obviously making great strides by alerting Tim Blair and Andrew bolt and Peter cradling set the climate coverage for The Daily Telegraph by saying it's not real.

Nick Bryant  15:43   I mean, I'll tell you one thing I did get to do in New York, which was really interesting. I got to cover the Greta tunberg speech at the United Nations. Remember when she sort of stood there and just harangue the delegates? How dare you? It was just this electrifying moment. I mean, you know, a lot of the speeches at the United Nations are known for how long they went on. I think Fidel Castro used to speak for about three days. Greta Thunberg, gave this extraordinary speech. And I mentioned it, not only because it's an extraordinary historical moment, I got to interview a couple of days before, oh, how amazing. That was fascinating. And partly because they told me beforehand, rather, doesn't do small talk,

which for a prayer is kind of paralyzing.

Dan Ilic  16:26   What was your opening line now? Well, I

Nick Bryant  16:28   said to her handlers, and Greta tunberg, is part of a very sophisticated media operation there. And it's really interesting to see her at the heart of this kind of group that uses her as this, I mean, gives her this platform and also understands the value of what she has to say, and the power of the way she says it. I said to her look, you know, I'm a Brit. I mean, we just talk about the weather, surely, surely, she wants to talk about that. But

Dan Ilic  16:53   Nick, weather is not climate.

Nick Bryant  16:56   But I mentioned it, because it was the only time in my career, that my kids actually thought I had a worthwhile job. And I think that's interesting, because I thought, you know, Dad, you should be spending more time doing climate change. And, you know, my kids actually took part in the protest that she led through the streets of New York, you know, they, they took the day off school, or whatever, they went on strike. And, you know, they were there, and they were young kids, then I mean, they were kind of 10 and eight, I think, even nine and seven. Anyway, you know, it was that classic Daddy, what did you do in the war? You know, and I think that's a good question for journalists to ask themselves. When it comes to covering covering climate change?

Dan Ilic  17:35   I think so I you know, I used to be a regular on insiders up until I put billboards in New York City making fun of climate change. And I got asked not to come on inside is because of that, like, because it was deemed that you know, that act turned me into something more than a different than a comedian and that I couldn't, I couldn't possibly go on inside as any more to make jokes about cartoons that have been written in the newspaper. So they

Nick Bryant  17:59   had you on inside. It's in that segment where? Okay, right?

Dan Ilic  18:04   I've done I've done that many times. So, but it was after that it was after I put a funny joke on myself in on a billboard in New York City, that I was deemed an activist and could no longer possibly, objectively make jokes about the cartoons that other cartoonists have done?

Nick Bryant  18:21   Well, I think it's a really interesting question, because I do think that climate change journalism fits within the model of a great tradition of campaigning journalism. You know, we used to talk about

Dan Ilic  18:39   like the macro muckraking going way back, you know,

Nick Bryant  18:43   we talk about the sort of heroic era of British newspapers when they sort of showed, you know, the drugs that cause flu minimized and and, you know, it's seen as great campaigning, journalism. And, you know, I think, for me, I think I don't see the reason why we shouldn't regard climate change as an issue where we should have great campaigning, journalism. And if journalists face the accusation that they are straying into kind of activism. Do you know what I think we can kind of, I think we can live with that. I think we can live with that. I think there are certain crises that require certainly an end to the kind of both sides tourism,

Dan Ilic  19:29   it's hard to know is James Monroe, an activist is he like, when you when you say folks like for the like, of the strident news COVID. And on the insiders, those guys are just activists for a totally other thing?

Nick Bryant  19:41   Yeah. And I think a lot of news organizations now sort of getting away from that guy on both sides or as a model. You know, the BBC, for years is sort of said the debate is over about the science. So we're not going to sort of we're not going to start our morning on the Today Show, which is the big radio show in Britain and everybody listens to with a debate Pitzer climate change activists against the climate change skeptic, we're just not bothered with that debates gone. We're moving on, we're gonna think about solutions. And I mean, maybe, maybe some would regard that as, as activism. But it's, it's just, you know, there's a truth bias there. It's not a kind of bias towards it is the truth bias. And I mean, I think that, you know, the truth bias is always the kind of key one that we should we should veer towards.

Dan Ilic  20:27   It is of course, a global issue. And you've been speaking to people all over the world about how they cover it, including the Guardians Pacific editor from Samoa.

Nick Bryant  20:37   Yeah, lunga breather, Cheryl Jackson, she is absolutely fantastic about this. I mean, I thought she was really interesting. I mean, first of all, climate change for her. It's a story that dominates the front page, the back page, and every page in between, you know, very little happens in Samoa, that doesn't involve climate change. And, you know, I was intrigued to speak to her about the challenge, you know, how do you keep telling the same story every every single day? You know, the conversation I had with her was really interesting, because she spoke about how patronizing she often thinks Western coverage of the Pacific Islands is, you know, they

Dan Ilic  21:11   gotta grab for her just

Unknown Speaker  21:12   Yeah. It has always been the sexy topic in international media to talk about the sinking islands. All the helpless little islands in the Pacific. They are sinking, they are dying. We are not about that narrative in the Pacific. We're actually about empowering. We're a proud people, Nick, you know, Polynesians, Polynesians are not taking anything lying down, you meet the Micronesians. They will not be taking this lying down, and they are not doing that. And so those are the stories we love to tell. Great.

Nick Bryant  21:47   Yeah, I love that. She's saying, you know, you've got to get away from the doom and gloom narrative, you've got to get away from the narrative that we are helpless, you know, come to Polynesia. She said, an invitation I will happily accept editor and see the laughter You know, it's it's a place that isn't of living with this, you know, kind of mournful way. She said that she said, we don't grieve every day. You know, we are a joyous people. We laugh a lot. And he Polynesians are very faithful people, they wouldn't believe in a bright future. And there's a classic sort of white savior syndrome here as well, isn't it that it needs us as the white west to come and save these Islanders? And, uh, you know, again, she just rejects that sort of paradigm. Yeah. But when it when it comes to the reporting, I thought it was absolutely wonderful to speak to her and, and to hear that because it shows that even sort of well intentioned climate change coverage can can often go a bit of skew.

Dan Ilic  22:45   Yeah. And you also spoke to Andrew McCormick, adjunct professor at Columbia University, Columbia Journalism Review. What kind of coverage does he do?

Nick Bryant  22:55   Well, he's a really interesting guy, because he was in the US Navy. And he decided, you know, what's the best way I can sort of serve? And he decided to leave the military and actually to become a climate change correspondent, you know, we were talking to him about, you know, what good climate change coverage looks like this. This problem of, you know, for me, I mean, often climate change is a, what I call a diary story, rather than the daily story. It's a subject that gets a lot of attention around the time that the big summits like Glasgow, but falls off the radar in between. And I think a lot of the coverage that you see around the big conferences is often to expiate the guilt of newsrooms, you know, I haven't been doing an athlete's that's really monster around the climate change summits, you know. And, and he sort of accepts that that's a big problem. I think one of the interesting things he sat down was that COVID has shown how creative, you know, the journalistic profession can be you know, a lot of creative energy was brought to how to cover COVID. You know, so we saw things like, you know, the redesign of front pages to accommodate, you know, daily stats to tell us how many cases there were, how many desks there were that kind of stuff. I mean, he spoke about the New York Times one day had an amazing headline during the middle of COVID in New York. And I mean, this was when 100 people a day were dying in New York City alone. And I had COVID earlier on in the fear that that that brought, you mentioned this Times headline, and that, you know, the New York Times isn't known for its sort of radical newspaper design, far from it. But they had this spike in the death rate that that actually went right through the front page, and up into the masthead. So that kind of disrupted the words New York Times and, you know, he just showed a few examples of how during COVID You know, there was a real rethink, how are we going to tell this dramatic story, how we're going to tell this kind of emergency crisis story. And he doesn't always see that same creative approach when it comes to climate change reporting, and I thought that I thought that was really interesting.

Dan Ilic  24:53   Yeah, I'd love to see the daily carbon dioxide parts per million stat on the front of the Daily Telegraph. That's what madingley shouldn't be doing. It's 113,000,413 parts per million Ben put that on the front cover.

Nick Bryant  25:07   Finding those stats is a bit tricky, is it? Because it's kind of like, you know, pretty meaningless. And I think that gets you into another area of climate change reporting, which is how do you turn the stats into interesting stories? And the way to get to that is always through the humans, the human face.

Dan Ilic  25:22   What's it going to take? What's it going to take for news orgs to really focus on climate to bring those stories to bear that are more than just a diary event? The IPCC?

Nick Bryant  25:32   Yeah. I mean, Sky News is quite interesting study is a very different entity in, in Britain, it is in, in Australia, in Australia, it's not owned by Rupert Murdoch anymore. It's, and they actually have a nightly new show devoted solely devoted to climate, you know, they have made a daily commitment to actually say, you know, I don't know how long the program is 1015 minutes every night, we're gonna bring you a, we're going to bring you climate change news. And I think that is a really welcome development, when you kind of make that that sort of commitment, because that doesn't look to me, like window dressing, that, that that feels that's that feels meaningful to me. And, you know, they've done it. And, you know, it would be good if other other news organizations follow suit as well. Because, you know, Dan, this is, you know, this is the biggie. I mean, I still think 2020 in 100 years time, you know, we'll look back on 2020. And we'll look at the wildfires in Australia as being a more significant event in terms of the future of the planet, then COVID. You know, we're looking at, we're looking at the fact that people in Sydney were wearing face masks, not because of a an infection, but because of the air quality, because the wildfires and we think that was the most significant thing that happened in 2020. A look, I think, often it requires political leadership to dramatize these issues. I mean, I was actually you know, name dropping horribly, I ended up in a small lunch with Antonio Guterres in New York around

Dan Ilic  27:06   these guys like Greta Alba. Tony a guitar as

Nick Bryant  27:13   well, you have a Trump, sir, if you weren't, but it really relates to climate change. But

this one does. And it was it was a small lunch with Antonio Guterres, you know, Secretary under the United Nations, it was in the midst of the obviously wildfires. And, you know, because I love AWS and I've pretty close eye on what was happening here, even though when I lived in, in America, you know, I just said to terrorism, why don't you fly to Australia, stand in front of one of these bushfires or sound as close as you can get. And just use it as this dramatic backdrop to say, we are saying something immeasurably different. Here we are, because he makes these speeches in New York and these sorts of doll settings, you know, the stakeout position at the UN, where they come to the microphone, and you know, it's always the same and the words are often the same as well, he just sort of repeats the same warning that he's made every year. But if you actually repeated those words, with a wildfire, a bushfire happening behind you, it would be so dramatic. And you know, guitarist is just really reluctant to do that he never wants to name and shame countries that are laggards on climate change. And Australia's obviously being one of those. And he just doesn't want to go there. And I think that has been a big problem as well. You know, journalists relies on actors who have real power and and often they are the politicians and the leaders of the UN who aren't delivering the kind of graphic pictorial leadership that sometimes journalist journalist needs to be really really effective.

Dan Ilic  28:50   I do remember a photo of him in maybe you this conversation you had with him. Nick actually had some effect on him. He he I still remember this photo of him in Fiji in his suit, waist height and water. So it wasn't quite this. He did. I can't claim credit. So maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe Nick Bryant, you are the you're a faceless man behind the Antonia terrorism's photo shoot.

Nick Bryant  29:13   Anybody who's seen my face with a faceless version of me with

Dan Ilic  29:17   that's not true, Nick. You know, the other journalists Nick, Brian in New York City. He's got the got his website, Nick, Brian nyc.com. He's got a disclaimer on his website saying I'm not the BBC next, Brian. He's much more handsome than May.

Nick Bryant  29:31   Oh, I can't believe that's true. But we're there is another name Brian and he he really focuses on sex abuse against kids and he's become I think a lot of people have taken him up in sort of conspiracy theory, circles and, ya know, we, I'm constantly getting I mean, he he, for instance, discovered that Jeffrey Epstein had that, that black book and I'm constantly getting asked to do interviews about Jeffrey Epstein's black book

Dan Ilic  30:00   Yeah Well Nick thank you it's been a net oh sorry doctor Nick It's been an absolute privilege to have you on greatest moral podcast of our generation

Nick Bryant  30:07   it's nice to be on thanks thanks for having me

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Dan Ilic  0:00   Dan Ilic here with a pre show announcement to let you know that if you missed out on tickets to the opera house show for our 10 years of irrational fear, you can listen to it now it's on the irrational fear Patreon. So go to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear, become a member and you'll see the post there. The audio is a little dodgy because the recording was recorded at quite a high level. So unfortunately, the really loud music of Paul McDermott we had to cut out but the good news is we're going to try and get him on a nother live show next month, so you'll be able to hear that right here on the free fade podcasts, I think. Yeah, so go to irrational fear.com forward slash patreon to hear our 10 years of irrational fear live show live from the Sydney Opera House. It was astonishing. And let me just say Louis hubbers rant about the Queen's Jubilee was something else. It'll make you feel extremely patriotic. Right now. However, you're going to listen to an incredible live show we did at the Judith Nielsen Institute for journalism and ideas about a month ago, about two weeks before the federal election. This was a show loosely about satire versus journalism. I think it was called The joke is mightier than the pen. And we had some of the best satirist in Sydney. Join us on stage to discuss whether comedy or satire is better than journalism right there in the home the crucible of Australian journalism, which is the Judith Nielsen Institute. So please enjoy this live show. If you were a member of the Patreon you probably would have seen the video of this about a month ago. So as he does this thing you get these live shows a little before everyone else. So please go to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear to get early access to our live shows and our special events. All right, catch you later. We're at the Judith Nielsen Institute. It's beautiful. I'm recording my end of irrational fear I'm gonna go out to the urination. Sovereignty was never said we did a treaty. Let's stop the show.

Simon Chilvers  2:00   A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, Canberra, and gum and section 40 of a rational view recommended listening by immature audience.

Dan Ilic  2:13   Tonight satirists declare themselves so important they don't actually have to be funny. Journalists declares themselves hilarious after putting 10 Dog pugs in a story about hot dogs. If you can wait a Walkley for a wacky headline where's the Walkley for most scathing Trump impression it's 15 days since the next sales 15 days until the next federal election Saturday stadion punch lines, this is irrational fear.

Lewis Hobba  2:42   And such natural cheers.

Dan Ilic  2:59   Putting this in putting your cheese in context, Louis and I just did a show the billboard International Comedy Festival in front of 800 people and it was slightly slightly we were used to a slightly different level of cheering

Lewis Hobba  3:11   every person here is worth 100 Melbournian

Dan Ilic  3:15   Welcome to a rational fee on your host former host of CBS his Late Late Show Dan Ilic. And this is irrational fear live at the Judith Nielsen Institute

where we'll be asking the question, is the joke mightier than the pen open open brackets? Probably not close brackets question mark. All right now we've put together a Supreme Team of Sydney's satirist to ask this question or to answer this question and what a team it is the very fact that Sydney has like five employed satirists is astonishing. It says a lot about the political comedy industrial complex, doesn't it? Let's meet our female guest tonight. They are a writer, performer, director and podcaster currently slinging topical jokes at the mainstream media from the bastion of the mainstream media. It is SBS is Ben Jenkins What is it like to be so anti authority but being a part of the authority

Ben Jenkins  4:13   tremendously ironic? I'm really digging into my Amicus roots by producing satire with government money

Dan Ilic  4:23   and we've got a three time Walkley award winning cartoonist who has jokes his sharpest pencil it's Kathy Wilcox friend of the show have you killed anyone with your with your pencil before?

Cathy Wilcox  4:41   Look just bugs I guess. infest the scanner and things like that a little wild corruption. Oh, that's

Lewis Hobba  4:50   when the radical loony kills a duck a day

Dan Ilic  4:59   and there are comedy created purveyor of wacky clips former Chase aired and the creator of the topical comedy podcasts of news fighters is Dylan Bane Dylan You're a faceless man of satire. How does that feel to have your face out here for once? I've never had this many people in my edit suite in my life. Walkley award winning opinion as to has risen to the heights of becoming one of Australia's greatest ever smart officers. It's Jan January you're at the top now you're Australia's number one smart is what makes me do

Jan Fran  5:35   you know, I just want to just create human like God like a God, just that sort of thing. I'm the spontaneous flatulence part of just FYI. So you're in for

Dan Ilic  5:49   and he's the host of Triple J drive. But what sets him apart on this panel is that he is a taller, cheaper Andrew Denton, Lewis Lewis, thanks for being Andrew Denton on this pedal.

Lewis Hobba  6:02   Thank you. Yeah, I'm the only Andrew Denton who shows up to events and 20

Ben Jenkins  6:07   if I if I get Andrew Johnson went into the machine with the fly, but it was there was a drop in.

Lewis Hobba  6:13   Not I'm not in the category of COVID. So he sends me out of his body. Does

Dan Ilic  6:18   everyone give COVID to limit your immune right now? All right, great. Now tonight as a panel, we as well as you were going to decide on this answer on the question. If jokes are better than journalism, it is a bit of a hard one. But all of us has an important role in this room. Because at the end, we're going to take a poll and then we're going to put it on this sheet which Kathy has designed and then we're going to mail it to the Governor General and it will be then sent to royal assent and we've even got

Unknown Speaker  6:58   Royal Assent

Lewis Hobba  7:05   with damping Seto to me I was like I don't know what Royal Assent Was anyone else don't know what royal was

Ben Jenkins  7:10   like don't worry the sound will fix Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  7:12   Okay side of royal decent.

Ben Jenkins  7:16   The office to get to a throne.

Dan Ilic  7:19   Rolled to said isn't that Prince Andrew? We've actually got our very own special postie. posi. Sarah is here. She's going to take take whatever we decide tonight and mail it direct to the Governor General. It's very exciting. All right. Now before we get into the nitty gritty, I just want to talk to you a little bit about news consumption in Australia. We've done a visit very research heavy, this part of the show. Now first of all, there's some pretty interesting things that are happening with media consumption in Australia right now. And it's all got to do with those damn meddling kids. In 2020, a survey of young people found that social media outrank their family and friends as television as their main source of news. Now this statistic isn't surprising. We all know that young people can't get enough of their damn phones. But when you put it in context of the bigger picture, you can see just how online as a news source has grown across generations with newspapers in the top three news sources for only the pre Boomer generation. That is crazy. Oh, that's older than Lewis. That is pretty astounding effect in 2020. For the first time, online news sources outranked all the other forms of news in terms of consumption for Australians, and also young folks, for the first time, I actually setting the agenda as to how those new sources are being influenced in Australia, which is super interesting. There was no kind of greater moment for satire. I think, though the power of satire. Then, when Facebook turned off the taps to news in Australia, I don't know if you remember this is this is on their platform in 2021. That was about 300 years ago. I think there are people in this room who weren't even born then. In case you don't remember, we made this handy explainer to remind you just what happened.

Rupert Murdoch  9:10   So why isn't there any news on your Facebook news feed and here's a quick explainer by me Rupert Murdoch left hand on general of the News Corp and assorted expeditionary forces. Now, Mark Zuckerberg owns a website, Facebook, and Google owns a website called Google's and their websites own the data of all Australians who use it, which means they know what you want before you do. They're really good at selling advertising. I own a newspapers that are really bad at selling advertising. And those newspapers own the Australian Government and the Australian government makes laws so one day on a whim I thought Geez Louise with bad at selling air, everyone 60 month interest free deals for electrical computers furniture, bedding and flooring from Harvey Norman. Some people want magnetic lashes mailings that make your bum pop and other. We have no idea. But then I said to myself, Rupert, you own a good government, just sitting there doing nothing. Maybe you can get them to force the blokes with the websites that are good at selling ads to give us money. Then I called the government to my house by private jet made them pay for it. And I said, Hello, government, man, I forget their names. If you still enjoy being the government, can you do this? And they said, We do still enjoy being the government boss. Yes. And yes, we can do that. Now the websites that are good at selling ads have to by law, give me money. And the best part about it, Googles and Facebooks give the money straight to me tax free, and we wouldn't have it any other way of why start paying tax now. Some journalists would say Oh, but there's no way to guarantee that money will be invested in New Journalism. Well, none of those journalists work for me. I don't hire. You may have noticed Facebook news is back. For now. Zuckerberg told the government is only going to pay us if he feels like it. Well, I respect that. At the end of the day, Facebook, Google and I all agree that we're not going to pay any money. Because why would you? There are a bunch of cowards.

Dan Ilic  11:59   So, what's this got to do with new satire? Well, on that day, seven out of the 10, top postings from websites on Facebook were news websites, some entertainment news, and there's a couple of satire in there too. But the very following day, nine out of the 10 links posted on Facebook, we're delivering news from satire sites, and the audience is young and you know it. Very lucky to have John here from the chaser. He is one of the one of the slaves of the chaser working for minimum wage fleeing jokes going around it boys tonight. So we got the tutor advocate makeup 12345, the top five The Chaser in six and seven in the budget advocate, and the only one website to not actually be satire in the top 10. On that day was the Penrith Panthers website. And that's arguable, that's arguable it's arguable that they don't satire. Yeah. Do they even exist? pretty astounding stuff there. For folks in the audience who don't know what is a particular advocate. It's like the onion in the outback. It's a satirical newspaper set in the outback. This is their front page for today. I really like this one about elbows latest gaff journalists trick questions backfires, as Alberto is able to name entire Rabbitohs 1971 grand final side. Very good. This is some other headlines from today. Channel Seven reveals Sonia Kruger will stay on after big brother to moderate next leaders debate. This is one from the from a few months back that I love bloke who regularly buys pictures of strangers in pub bathrooms not sure what's inside this vaccine. And this one good is always this one always rolls out whenever there's a bit of gun violence in America, Australia enjoys another peaceful day under the oppressive gun control regime. And of course, there's the chaser and the chaser has very kind of similar sort of deal on their, on their front page as well. Very funny stuff. And thankfully, Charles sent me Charles from the Chase has sent me this data about their audience. And it's pretty astounding to see, you know, 2534 35 to 44, all the way to 54. That's a huge chunk of the audience there. A bunch of those young people will start consuming the chaser and bitter at bat at their age and then continue on for years to come. But let's put it in comparison, the footprints of these kinds of websites to other mainstream media. So SBS who Ben works for on Instagram has 117,000 followers on SBS Instagram. At the very top you've got ABC News.

Lewis Hobba  14:40   Take that Ben vs loser for SBS.

Dan Ilic  14:47   ABC is Australia's most trusted news brand, that's for sure. Seven 789,000 followers on Instagram. Does anyone want to hazard a guess as to how many followers that are advocate head to toe, shaking it up two fellas, three and 1000

Jan Fran  15:05   approaching a male I

Dan Ilic  15:06   recommend reaching a mil anybody over a male 1.1 It is not under 50,000 followers. They are the biggest news brand on Instagram in Australia.

Lewis Hobba  15:17   And also they make a delicious beer.

Dan Ilic  15:24   Yeah, and also in terms of power of satire and kind of communicating ideas. A simple article like carbon capture and storage might get 25,000 clicks on ABC News. But when turned into interesting package with satire and jokes, with juice media, you can get close to a million. So satire reaches audiences. And I want to ask the fear mongers here tonight. Let's talk about it if a scoop falls in the forest, and no one is there to see it doesn't even exist. Do ratings matter here do cliques matter here?

Ben Jenkins  15:58   Well, as somebody from SPS, I have to say straight away, ratings don't matter. In fact, in fact,

I see ratings in a similar way to golf. The lower you get you win. I'm gonna go on to talk about this. In the little thing I'm talking about, I think when we talk about reach, we still have to talk about what that reach does. Because it's, you know, it's one thing to say, only certain people read this article, but heaps people saw this sketch. What what's it doing for those people? You know, what I mean? Like, like, what information is being conveyed? I'm not saying these things are completely devoid of information. But I am saying that, like, you know, what's the outcome there? Because from the creators point of view, those numbers are wackadoo Gray, like people are watching it, and they're being entertained by it, or at least they're sharing it. I hate watching whatever else, but like, to paraphrase, Tao carob, Derrick hanging from the castle, it's what you do with it, you know what I mean? Like, it's what, what's going on when people are ingesting? That is my question.

Lewis Hobba  17:01   Yeah. Like the, for example, the like, vaccine joke on the tutor about, you know, men who Beiping is in a bathroom, but won't take the vaccine that was like, you know, that was a great joke. Everyone made that joke at some point. And, but like, No, that is not helping, like you don't like if you sent that to an anti Vaxxer. They're just gonna be like, well, it's just funny, stern fucking joke. And like, don't get me wrong. It's not like you can send them a well reasoned argument that will do it either. But it's kind of like, I don't necessarily think that a satire, satire reaching an audience is the same as satire, teaching an audience and also

Ben Jenkins  17:35   as as an article like that article that languished on those low numbers like would have had one would hope it's ABC. So you know, it's gonna be good, like, a lot of interesting things that these people wouldn't necessarily have considered or heard. But yeah, I mean, I do think it's like, really interesting that like, this stuff has the cut through that it does. And I think it speaks to as much of the sort of skill and ability of the satirist as much as it does to the lack of talent in Australian media, not NSA. You know what I mean? Like, if this is, I think it's kind of going like that, if that makes sense.

Dan Ilic  18:09   Yeah, Jen, you make tons of viral kind of videos that go gangbusters. Do you ever dare to look at the analytics to see how long people have watched?

Jan Fran  18:17   That's all I'm doing? Yes, I think like it to answer the first question. If a scoop falls in the forest, no one hears it, like does it make a sound? Does it land anywhere? The short answer is not really until you need some kind of a baseline to try and decipher the new spectrum. So for example, you can say, oh, Sky News is over here. SBS is over here. Nobody watches either of those things. That doesn't really matter. But they're kind of

pretending Yeah, so I think the importance of of stories or news outlets to exist, even though they don't get a super high audience is just to be able to diversify, I suppose the media landscape, right, because we do have a diversity problem in terms of ownership rather than, you know, cultural or gender diverse.

Lewis Hobba  19:14   news.com we have the Australian and we have the Guardian male and the Herald. Plenty of news.

Dan Ilic  19:24   As a subscriber of the Sydney Morning Herald, I feel like sometimes I'm subsidizing your Twitter account.

Cathy Wilcox  19:31   You probably are. And I would say, you know, whether we whether what I do has cut through or not, is demonstrated by the fact that if I do things that are that are universally critical of the government, they love me. There's, you know, lots of retweets and lots of likes and all the rest of it. And then I do one cartoon about, you know, maybe elbows not not performing as well as he might. So I don't know if it's ringing anyone around. Less occasionally someone might say, okay, fair point, but mostly people. That's really unfair. I mean, the current changes I

Jan Fran  20:08   have water drops. Very, very

Ben Jenkins  20:11   often. It's the sort of other side of what you were saying Jen about, like, a diversified media and like, it's, obviously you want a range of views and the media is far more like, I don't mean ethnically diverse, although, I mean, that would be nice. I mean, like, you know, so it's not just one thing, but what comes from having all these little pockets is a siloing effect. And Twitter is really a good example of that where everybody's really solid on their own thing. And so the polarization there of like you making a relatively benign criticism of say the leader of Labour Party all of a sudden they just don't they don't get that from their own internal silos so they think what's happening, she's been turned.

Dan Ilic  20:57   The only time irrational fear has lost subscribers on Patreon across the month has been the day that we had Joe Hildebrand on so we can make fun of him to his face about new scopes turned to being a green environmental publication. We spent half an hour making jokes to Joe Hildebrand to his face about news Corp's track record on climate change.

Lewis Hobba  21:18   But I also think that is an interesting point in terms of like satire reaching an audience is because, like, for something like that, for instance, like we we don't make we don't make our living off irrational fear. So that's fine. Like we can go Lewis

Dan Ilic  21:32   Lewis doesn't make his living rational.

Lewis Hobba  21:36   Which is lucky because I think I'm about $1,000 in the hole to this podcast. But what all these delicious soft drinks and once again, I'm gonna cheat a bit us sponsoring my lifestyle. Nova like it means like in the future, you may not get your Hildebrand on, right? Because you can't afford to not have that or like there are plenty of satirical places, particularly places like a tutor or whatever, who again, make so much money from beer doesn't matter. But there if you if you are a freelance satirist, you can't afford to piss off your audience, though it's really interesting. It's also finished, which, whereas if you are a journalistic entity, if you're if you're part of a corporation that has some backbone, you actually have the money to fund that.

Jan Fran  22:22   Yeah, interesting. If you have some backbone? Yeah, that's the big question. This describes

Ben Jenkins  22:28   as the sub stack effect, which is, you know, that sub stack is like a newsletter service, basically, that allows you to really easily monetize,

Dan Ilic  22:35   you know, there are three people in this room who know exactly what.

Ben Jenkins  22:40   So basically, what happens is when when a journalist has a big following or columnist usually has been following, they go fuck this, I'm going to leave my outlet and go to substack get the money directly. And it's super easy to set up and your and your, your audience has to follow you. But what happens is because you're suddenly beholden, not to your editor, and not to your paper, but to the freaks, who give you money, it creates this crazy feedback loop where you start sort of writing more and more to please them and all of a sudden you have 20,000 bosses, and you see those numbers go up and down. So it's like this real time thing where it's like, is this what you want? Is this what you want? Is this what you want?

Dan Ilic  23:15   And let me know the 372 people that pay for rational fear and Patreon completely. Excellent. All right, ladies and gentlemen and other folks in the room, please give it up for Benji.

Unknown Speaker  23:28   Oh that was a great point.

Lewis Hobba  23:36   And stop talking ben Jenkins started.

Ben Jenkins  23:38   Yes, sir. Look, I'm a bit worried. Reading back over this as I was before you guys walked in that what follows is less an amusing sort of reflection on the nature of political satire and more a full blown mental breakdown. 10 years in the making, unleashed on a crowd who didn't ask for any of this. So please, bear with me because for over a decade in one form or another electron have worked for the chaser. That's where I started. I've worked in the field of political comedy, and only now having been asked to talk to you about it, do I reflect that I have no idea what it's for. And this troubles me and It troubles me. Because political comedy is a mode of comedy that unlike its less serious cousins in the sweeping halls of chuckle Manor seems to insist that it is in fact for something beyond the convenience of laughs goofs Japes, etc, from the comedian to the viewer, there's a worthiness to it inherent in the form that suggests that in the creation and ingestion of satire, something larger than entertainment is taking place. But here's the thing. Every time I try and articulate what that is, I start to sweat. Now there are two cliches that I've been carrying around in my head for the past decade that have been a comfort to me and they are this set. I can change minds where conventional journal journalism cannot, and satire holds the powerful to account. But when I hold these up, due to any kind of serious scrutiny, they fall apart now, just quickly, I just want to say for the purposes of this meltdown, I'm really only concerned with the kind of satire that hyperreactive news cycle style of political comedy, something happens in the world. And within a week, the satirist has released a piece on a week is actually quite long. You know, the headlines you saw there that was a day turn around the work that I do on the feed, that's four days. And whether that takes the form of a sketch or a comedian being serious behind a desk or a monologue or a cartoon or whatever giggle pot, we're putting our insights in and giggle pot is a technical term. So the reason I'm leaving out satirical novels, or films or TV shows is that they represent just a fraction of a fraction of comedy, political comedy currently being produced. And here in Australia, that fraction is basically a rounding error. And because it's really the only game in town, it's also where I've spent most of my career. So I feel qualified for a little mortified to reach the conclusion that when it comes to those two aims, the changing of minds and the holding of powerful to account, this ubiquitous style of political comedy is outside of the gratification of the maker and viewer. Useless. I also want to point out and I do feel this is very important in relation to you, not all hating me that what follows applies just as much to a lot of the stuff that I've produced in my career as it does to everybody else. So let's go Saturdaya changes minds. I want to ask you a question. When was the last time you changed your mind? About anything? No, what brand of home is to buy? Or what stocks to wear? That's something big something like how you feel about climate change, or what party you're vote for, or any of the handfuls of beliefs that make you you. This is an incredibly rare thing to happen to an adult. There's a really good book by an Australian philosopher called element Gordon Smith called stop being reasonable. And I read it a few years ago, and it planted this seed of doubt in my mind, that's the first question she asked in the book, when was the last time that you changed your mind? Because if this has happened to you, in the recent past, this kind of seismic shift in thinking on an issue that we're talking about here, I'll bet it was for something I'll bet it was because of something that happened to you, or to somebody you love, or a lengthy conversation you had, or just the long and boring chipping away at a premise until something just came loose. What I'm willing to bet didn't happen to you on the road to Damascus is that you watch the three minute sketch on the issue and completely changed your thinking. And there was a good reason why I'm skeptical about that. A lot of political comedy is terrible, like Voltaire's remark that the Holy Roman Empire wasn't holding or Roman nor an empire. The overwhelming majority of political comedy is neither political nor comedy. Topical satire has become in essence, the satire is saying the opposite of what they actually believe, but in a hat.

In order to enjoy most modern political comedy, you have to already be on board with the premise from the very start, the audience needs to know that the sadder is hates the people they hate, thinks the things that they think are stupid or stupid and likes the things that they like Tom Lehrer, some of you may know one of most famous satirists in America in the olden days, he had this to say of satire, he said, the audience usually has to be with you, I'm afraid. I always regarded myself as not even preaching to the converted, I was titillating the converted. It is a deeply in curious way of processing the world around us. And what's more leaves zero chance that anyone who doesn't already think as you think will be persuaded that we're gonna be wrong here. I don't think for a moment that good satire reaches across the aisle and some sort of milk toast centrism. But what I am saying is that if we are going to have an endless churn of super partisan satire, where our ideological opponents are pantomime villains, we can also turn around and expect it to do anything but the mild titillation of the already faithful. And this is a point that I keep coming back to that modern political comedy is by its nature, deeply curious. I've said this in writings elsewhere, but one of I believe one of the only truly worthwhile things we can do with the time we're given on Earth is have a nice, long think about how that world works, and how we work and how the people in it work. Modern political comedy discourages that impulse in both the creator and the viewer stranding, both in an endless feedback loop of ever loud louder choruses of I know, right? I know, right? I know. Right? So let's just quickly move on to satire holds the powerful to account this gets repeated a lot. It's the breakfast is the most important meal of the day for political discourse. And it's a matter that I have to admit, I have been skeptical of for a while. One fairly obvious piece of evidence against this is that if the powerful truly were afraid of being held to account by satirical news programs that wouldn't voluntarily appear on quite so many of them. They wouldn't take to social media to share clips where they're lampooned accompanied by self effacing comment, like, not sure about this one, they wouldn't go they wouldn't go out of their way to get photos of themselves with the satirists. but many do. And obviously the satirist themselves were serious about business of holding these people to account they wouldn't pose for these photos. What we have is a relationship that looks less like say, look more like symbiosis than any kind of antagonism. And what's more, if it were true that a student mockery, incisive with the poison pen and all that was in fact a formidable weapon against tyranny, then given the abundance of both satire and tyranny, it shouldn't be difficult to find a real world example of this account holding taking place, but it is difficult, it's incredibly difficult, and why should they be afraid? I mean, the limits of satire as an agent of any kind of meaningful change are fairly well catalogued often by the satirist himself. To quote another long dead person when he founded the establishment Club in 1961. Peter Cook told reporters that he was hoping to modelled on those wonderful Berlin cabarets that did so much to stop the rise of Hitler. And speaking of Hitler, a segue that I really do try to avoid where possible. How did he feel about chaplains? Vicious skewering in The Great Dictator? Well, he fucking loved it. The man own two copies. And speaking about dictators, yeah. Wow. Speaking about dictators, there I go again. Donald Trump changed the satire calculation entirely. The Trump era despite breathless predictions did not prove a boon for the earnest desolating sent in America. A common explanation given was you can no longer ridicule politics because it itself had become so inherently ridiculous, in and of itself, that this was such a popular refrain always seemed faintly stupid to me, because it doesn't even intuitively passes true. Ridiculous, people are in fact quite easy to ridicule. It's right there in the name. But and here's the crucial point for ridicule to be enjoyable and satisfying. The party being ridiculed must be capable of shame. As crusty once said, The saps got to have dignity. It's often said that politicians are so hard to pin down post Trump is because we're living in a post truth universe. But that's gets it wrong. The universe we currently occupy is post shame. people who'd like to talk about the power of satire often invoke the Emperor's New Clothes where only a brave truth telling child is able to voice what the others won't. But the Emperor wears no clothes and the child has right the child, the crowd sees the truth of this and the Emperor is shamed. What Trump showed very clearly is that if the Emperor waits a second until the kid has set his pace, and then says, Yes, I do, actually, and then goes about his day with his cock and balls out a little shit doesn't really have a comeback.

In closing, there's one thing that satire can do. And it's offer the audience a kind of catharsis, to release of emotion of anger or frustration of rage. And while it feels good, but here's my question. Do we really want to be venting that stuff out into the ether isn't the pressure of those feelings, what drives people to make meaningful action to take that rage and focus it on organizing to effect meaningful material change? Because here's the thing, if all we're doing here is making stuff that makes us feel smart, for people who already agree with us with no real impact on those with whom we disagree on the targets of our idea, then all we're really doing is an act of self gratification. And all it really achieves is a kind of temporary, good feeling in the form of a release. And there is a word for that. Thank you. Ranking, ranking, ranking ranking.

Dan Ilic  33:22   I thought, well, that's strange.

Ben Jenkins  33:27   I couldn't find my mic.

Dan Ilic  33:31   Well, that's it for the show. So thanks very much for coming, everyone. That was really great. That was super, super good. Ben, I think about a lot of that stuff all the time. One of the rational fish shows we did was in Baga, we did climb a hill, Syria did a tour of climate vulnerable venues, and bigger was one of them. And it was remarkable after that show, sitting in the pub, having folks come up to us, and thank us for doing the show there because they wanted to laugh about climate change is they'd had like their houses or burned their house. There's like, it's just one of those things where folks were coming up to us in the pub and saying, oh, you know, that was so wonderful to hear jokes about that. And it truly felt for the first time in my 15 year career that we were useful.

Ben Jenkins  34:12   I do think though, like, I didn't put this in because I was already speaking for 45 minutes. But the other side of catharsis is a galvanizing sense. It's the it's the other side of it. So catharsis is like, you know, from the Greek it means like to purify on purge, it's like a release of something. Whereas like the galvanizing sense is the opposite of that where it actually hardens people in a good way. It makes them stronger, and it makes them feel seen and it makes them feel powerful. So I do think that's an element of it, too,

Dan Ilic  34:41   which is why we're going to Lismore to do a show it's going to be Trump is an interesting character. A lot of folks when I was in America doing satire for American, the broadcaster over there, were saying to me, Hey, you get it's got to be so good. It's got to be so good to do Trump jokes. You're so lucky Trump's in power As as people who had to make fun of Trump, did you enjoy that period caffeine?

Cathy Wilcox  35:07   It was it was sort of invigorating in the first place and then exhausting in the second place because you realize that you couldn't keep up with the amount of of stuff that he was doing. You'd be initially you know, waking up extra early to see what had happened overnight and things. And then you'd be going well, I do Trump this week. Well, no, it doesn't really matter if I do Trump this week, because he'll have done he'll do something next week. I can hold off till then. I think there's

Ben Jenkins  35:31   a deliberate strategy in a way I mean, like, it's always it's always hard to, like, you know, give any kind of credit to him and his inner workings. It's sort of like trying to work in a life of zebra but like,

Cathy Wilcox  35:43   when octuple lies does end up making a single lie worthless,

Lewis Hobba  35:48   a strategy, right? Like it was like Joby ocupado said, and he talked about chicken feed, like giving journalists chicken feed to make sure that something to nibble on. There's just like Trump was just like, fucking flog raw, like,

Dan Ilic  35:59   down the throat of a ghost. There was a lot of folks that suggested that at one particular joke, one bit of satire actually turned Trump into somebody who wanted to run for president. That joke came from Barack Obama in the White House Correspondents Dinner. Let's have a look at that joke and see if you think oh, here we go. Here it is.

Unknown Speaker  36:19   Donald Trump looks young tonight. Now I know that he's taken some flak lately, but no one is happier. No one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest to them than Donald. And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter. Like did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac? All kidding aside, obviously we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. For example, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice at the steakhouse, the men's cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around. But you Mr. Trump recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn't blame Little John or meatloaf.

Unknown Speaker  37:50   You fired Gary Busey. And these are the kinds of decisions that will keep me up at night

Dan Ilic  38:03   so angry so that was that was the joke. That was the joke that people said that was the joke that turd Trump to a guy that wanted to run for president and ruin America.

Jan Fran  38:13   That is so hard to hear. If you watch the roast of donald trump, which I can't remember what year it happened in not too far from when he ran or decided to run for president. There's all these comedians that are like, Haha, you think you're gonna become the president? illusion or, and watching it now in retrospect, you're like, What the fuck are you clowns doing?

Ben Jenkins  38:34   He was like, the complete opposite of who he was in every single way. It's quite an inspiring story. said he couldn't do it.

Jan Fran  38:43   That's kind of the problem is that you actually sort of end up exalting the man while what you're trying to do is you know, hold power to account but you make him so much more powerful than if you just said nothing

Ben Jenkins  38:54   we didn't want to have happen. It is

Lewis Hobba  38:57   truly impressive that for once a really rich guy managed to become president. A lot of stores real sand look

Dan Ilic  39:05   terrible. I'm gonna share a sketch that I dislike. I made it in 2016 before Trump was became president, and I just thought, Oh, this is a hilarious hypothetical. What if Trump did become president, and maybe this could be his White House briefing room?

You know what, when President Trump says he's gonna blow up Mars, he's just joking. He's more likely to blow with Venus since that's where women are from incredibly vicious rumors about a sex tape between the First Lady Melania Trump and President Trump in the Lincoln Bedroom. I can assure you that that tape exists, and it will be available for 699. Thank you for your question. The question was, Is it true that it is legal now to ask questions at press conferences? Yes, yes.

Unknown Speaker  39:58   You're going to jail. If

Dan Ilic  40:02   the President will not stand by while being called a bully and a misogynist, in fact, he called the Prime Minister of England just this morning and told her to quote, watch her pretty little mouth. There you go. How did you get in? Steve? Get him out. MSNBC is in here again. All right. Really? Yeah, that was my

Lewis Hobba  40:27   that was not that far off. It was a blow up Mars, but he did invent a Space Force. There was like the misogyny everywhere he did banned people from the press room. That was annoyingly prophetic.

Ben Jenkins  40:41   Because Sandra Ilitch over here. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  40:44   But oh, yeah, my I guess my point is like, Oh, well, I made that thinking that was hyperbole, but it obviously just wasn't it was just not for course, first year. Yeah. Next up, please get up for Kathy Wilcox.

Cathy Wilcox  41:06   Hi, thank you. I'm a little unrehearsed because I'm just waiting for that muse to strike me. And I'll tell you what's happening. As soon as I see the pictures, rather than then put out an argument for whether satire is more powerful than journalism because I kind of exist somewhere on the line between those things, I suppose. Somewhere I have, I have a you know, an ID card that actually calls me a journalist. So maybe, and the workplace, they're called journalists. But, but as a satirist, and a cartoonist, obviously, it's a very dangerous job. And I want to, you know, give you an idea of some of the dangers. I mean, I'm quite apart from getting assassinated, or getting arrested and being, you know, like imprisoned and things like that by regimes like totalitarian regimes and things like that. You know, obviously, that you all know about that. That's truly dangerous. So all I can talk about is the is the thin end of that wedge, you know, the little things that the sorts of dangers that I live in my day to. Day, but you know, she kind of deserved it, because

Ben Jenkins  42:27   I haven't I have a little drawing that you did for me when my wife was pregnant. Her pregnant with Moses, and I'm there too, and he got shot that might.

Unknown Speaker  42:41   So I want to

Jan Fran  42:43   meet him in the car park.

Cathy Wilcox  42:46   Okay, well, I'm really glad that Ben has introduced the idea of me getting into the room. So we everything that happens after after now is kind of relief anyway. So um, but first of all, the thing is that, that it can be surprising because you're working, especially these days, on your own, from your own house, in your own room, and not actually even in a newsroom, and never even meeting politicians and never going to Canberra and I'm not an insider. And I'm not part of a press gallery. And I've always kind of assume because I'm not one of those sort of upfront out there, cartoonists that I'm not buddies with the politicians and I, and I kind of tell myself that they don't see what I do. So it doesn't matter what I do. The first cartoon Dan, if you'd like to bring up is, is what do we got? We've got the standard rigor. So he when Scott Morrison wanted to know who knew what about the rape of or alleged sorry, rape of Brittany Higgins in in, in an office in Parliament? Phil, I'm relying on you to get to the bottom of who in my office knew what when and then submit your findings in the usual way. And you just may see that there's a super shredder in the background there. The fill in question is one filled Gretchen's a very useful man to the Prime Minister and has been for several years he's been his, you know, his his advisor and to ice and, and he's head of Prime Minister and Cabinet and so forth. So he is the one who, you know, you heard was was tasked with doing this investigation. And here's the one you found out about some weeks, months later. In fact, he had he that he had suspended that investigation, but that nobody had really heard about it. But the weird weird thing about doing this cartoon was that the day that was published I received a phone call. I picked it it's not a number I recognize Yeah. And they're on the phone is Hello Is that Kathy Wilcox? Yes, it is. Phil Gretchen's. I had filed it had been published.

Unknown Speaker  44:54   Oh, yes, I say. He said I just want Want to let you know that?

Cathy Wilcox  45:03   I don't normally wear a tie? You dreaming in the cartoon with a tie? Yes, I did. And I know I'm not quite known for not wearing a tie in the shredder.

Lewis Hobba  45:22   I think we all agree. Everyone knows me, who's been really keeping this very important report. It is my classic open car.

Cathy Wilcox  45:32   So I said, Well, now that you mentioned it, I have to admit that when I was looking up photo reference to draw you, I did see a number of features of you without a tie. Could I just I was in a hurry. And I just assumed that the ones with the ties were just further down. more full. Yeah. Yes. He said, Well, just don't do it again.

Ben Jenkins  45:57   I seem everyone in this room is rocking his signature look.

Lewis Hobba  46:05   There's a cost to Tiktok dance do the gate.

Dan Ilic  46:11   He said don't do it again. Was it sinister? What was the tone?

Cathy Wilcox  46:14   I said, I can assure you, I will be very careful not to make that mistake again. And he said, Okay. You know, I'm only joking.

Lewis Hobba  46:28   The old I'm only joking. Oh

Unknown Speaker  46:30   mankini the next time.

Cathy Wilcox  46:35   That was only the first time I ever drew him. So it's so happened as as mentioned, some weeks later, there was some tooing and froing and Senate estimates and so forth. And there was further question about what the Prime Minister knew. And there was further revelation that this, this inquiry had been suspended. So the prime minister hadn't had an answer to it, because, in fact, it had been suspended. And he had been told about that either. So and there were various other things that he hadn't been told about. So if we could flip to the next cartoon, which I consider to be a very good opportunity for a cartoonist who's been possibly possibly joked about with by a very powerful man by the Prime Minister, Australia's most senior public servant, just so everybody knew who I was talking about. The Secretary of the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet feel Gretchen's does not wear a tie. He told me himself after I wrongly drew him wearing a tie. Now I apologize for this cardinal sin of a cartoonist who just put themselves in a cartoon I've ever seen. You do that outside of there? I've done a few times, but it has to be for a very good reason. This was to

Lewis Hobba  47:44   put himself in his car. Garfield

Cathy Wilcox  47:50   recently, I thought, you know, this is an informative cartoon. Recently. The pm didn't know about Britney hignett, Higgins. Right, Mr. Gachon, suspending his inquiry into who knew what the PMO backgrounding journalist about Mr. Higgins partner, where is Phil Gachon tie

Dan Ilic  48:10   is filled with the Thai

Cathy Wilcox  48:13   Prime Minister with the Prime Minister around his eyes keeping short making sure that he does a follow up phone call. Did not my dad so wanted to know if he followed up on the phone as he calls you yet. I said I think he's smart enough to know not ever to call. So that was one thing to know that the person is is watching you sort of with that closeness that they can phone you on your mobile, I'd haven't given him my mobile phone. I don't know how he knows that.

Ben Jenkins  48:47   Probably programmers who just tried to

Cathy Wilcox  48:50   yes, those friends of mine. So. So that's one thing. And the other danger for people in this position is I would say litigious politicians. You might remember that time that the then Attorney General was in a spot of bother over over allegations of what he had done in his in his care for a youth. And when he came out and finally made this speech, and it was was much waited for moment and click click, click, click click all the all the cameras are going and he's there and the lights on him and lots of close ups to his face. And Is he is he acting? Is it for real is what's he saying here? So I felt like I wanted to act him there. So for me to have to disprove something that didn't happen. And I love that isn't that this is since since Trump to say didn't happen. It's just like, it's like a little kid gone. It's gone away.

Unknown Speaker  49:52   Mummy gone away. It didn't happen. So something that didn't happen would be the end of the hall. Oh, Australia, thank you.

Cathy Wilcox  50:05   Secret trials partners and appointments to trust integrity, body matters of rule of law, if you're really gonna go looking at it, and he goes, questions the rule of law. So, it has been observed that I am a frustrated actor when I put myself in my in my work. However, this had to get past the lawyers who occasionally are given, you know, to look at my cartoon by the by the editor that I submitted to, I have enormous free rein, I submit my cartoons, mostly I don't hear Boo from anybody about it, except maybe a thanks for sending it or something like that from the sub editor. But I don't have to run ideas past an editor, I don't have to, you know, submit five, five ideas to somebody to see if they're funny, I get to just do this stuff. And it's only when something's usually legally contentious, or in very poor taste, which of course, I would never do that, that they, you know, have to have made you question something. So this one got run past the lawyers. And in the old days, there was a lawyer at the Herald who you hoped that he was the guy who was on on the night when your cartoon got lowered, because it was very easy. And he went very wide margins and you know, he, he'd wave anything through these days, we have much more sort of nervous nervous lawyers, and they're shared by by both the Herald and the age, so you can't kind of go well, this one said it's okay. So to argue with that one, so I'm, there's only me now to argue for things with the lawyers. So I argued, that are what we know they're called they're called sways they point their complaint was valuable. I am suggesting I'm suggesting, especially in in frame six, hear that he is insincere, that he is just acting. So I've made it look theatrical

Dan Ilic  51:58   to the people that podcast, it's a picture of

Cathy Wilcox  52:02   bowing is doing a very grandiose Bow. Thank you thanking people for hearing him out there. And the the lawyers said, No, that is suggesting that he's, he's not sincere. Wow. Anyway, I went away. And first of all, I said, I argued, and I said, in my cartoon, I'm not saying any more than our own journalists have written their own opinion writers and so forth. They have all, you know, question this thing. And also, I'm just using his words. And I'm, you know, and so that little bow is the only kind of affectation in a way, but I said, But if I'll take the bow, would you be okay. So, here is the cartoon all the time, except framsticks has been changed. And they went, Okay, we're okay with that. And I thought, wow, I want against the lawyer.

Dan Ilic  52:59   This time, he's got his hand on his heart.

Cathy Wilcox  53:03   There, but that is some but it's not so much that I had that I want against the lawyers. It's that that the lawyers or the newspapers, the mastheads was so intimidated by this, this guy who has proven himself to be litigious and was in the process of suing the ABC and all that sort of thing. But they were twice shy about doing anything that might draw your attention and and you know, cause him to come up anyway, nobody, nobody got hurt. Nobody got sued. And I didn't hear any more about that. But

Unknown Speaker  53:37   he got sued in the air No, I

Ben Jenkins  53:42   honestly, if you fall over and chip in your driveway, see the ABC.

Cathy Wilcox  53:48   So that's those are a couple of the dangers, therefore being watched, being potentially sued by litigious politicians now, what else do we got? Oh, yes, doing things about Russia, or Israel, or a few. There are a few like really, really delicate pieces of ground, but I have come to understand the the reaction I will get when I do something, do a cartoon that is about one of those difficult areas. And on this case, this was like, you know, like, I could have timed my watch, set my watch by this one, because I know now from years of occasionally doing things about Russia and Putin and all the rest of it that you don't get told, Oh, you're an ignorant auto, you know, you shouldn't do that. You're wrong. You got you get told. Oh, I'm really sorry that you're so ignorant, how embarrassed you should really educate yourself. You must feel so embarrassed to be so stupid. One low IQ who is normally so smart. So they do this little manipulating thing where you feel like an idiot. So you have been successfully propagandized. Cathy, there is another study scientists Don't worry that you need to make yourself aware of. Well, that was only a couple of days what was it? The third I think it was the next day that the same same day, the next day that the invasion happened. Yeah. So So you know, I think he was wrong and also I know now not to worry about that. That sort of intimidating response because it is very formulaic and and it comes at you from a usually a fairly organized lobby although that might. The final danger is whimsy. Do not engage in whimsy at all costs, not on Twitter, not when you're expected to be a political commentator ever stop to think how amazing birds nests are. I mean, if we tried to do that we'd never get it through counsel for a start. And the structural engineering so potentially three to four full grown magpies in twigs and fluff and bird poo cantilevered. Sure. That's the that's the submission to council. Yes, I do. Actually. I think every person who experiences homelessness thinks about the natural rights to make a safe mess anywhere on earth without it being illegal or the land owned by someone else missed and peeps have no idea about the trauma of being denied the right to exist. I was schooled I can tell my fuck you.

Jan Fran  56:20   Do you know what the red flag in this tweet though? Is Kathy? The Globe? Anyone that's got emojis? No. You're gonna get

Lewis Hobba  56:36   everything about everyone getting abused on Twitter is that there's so many. We simply don't have time to go through all of them. Is that because I work at Triple J, we've got a text line. And so like before, everyone has been like, I'm getting a bit abused. I'm like, welcome to the fucking

Unknown Speaker  56:55   Welcome.

Lewis Hobba  56:57   Welcome to the nightmare. Welcome to the seventh circle.

Jan Fran  57:01   Can I tell you the most delightful time that I got abused on social media after posting one of my videos to Facebook, which is really just the you know, Boomer brain graveyard at this point, but I posted it and you know, a couple of people commented whatever. And then someone underneath the video, commented, go, we'll wait. You're on my page. I clicked on the profile. And it was an older woman from Tasmania that really enjoyed bird watching.

Unknown Speaker  57:39   He got to watch with a bird watching he

Jan Fran  57:42   posted. And I thought I had to do this and the name was Mary. And I said, Hi, Mary. You're on my page. I can't go away. I'd like to you can. And then I left it and close the laptop. That was the tone that I had intended it in my mind. And I came back maybe an hour and a half later. And there was all of this vitriol against for Mary. I did it. And I started to pile on. Unwittingly, unknowingly completely unintentionally. Call it off. I deleted the whole thing. And I was close to deleting my entire Facebook.

Dan Ilic  58:32   You're a better actor and governance professional than Mark Zuckerberg.

Jan Fran  58:38   Yes, I should run Facebook.

Cathy Wilcox  58:41   Yep, no, I've done that too. I've deleted a tweet that has provoked a polemical even though it didn't wasn't meant to because yeah, likewise, it's

Dan Ilic  58:51   very the creators on stage not created anything that's dangerous like Kathy.

Ben Jenkins  58:57   I mean, I haven't done any damage to pull Mary if I get death threats, sometimes fun. It's just it's from my son used to give him apricot and lead each week until six. But it's like, I don't know. I think it's a guy. It's it's really different because I'm just like, your domain like, but there was one tweet I did, which was like, sometimes I'm just like, I'm having to go today. I'm just gonna see how many people I can piss off. And it was like right after Boris Johnson had gotten COVID. And a lot of people were like, good. And then there's all this like weird hand wringing was coming up. Well, you might not agree with him, but he's a human being. And then and then there was like, That couple of days later, Kim Jong Un was reported as ill. And I just like, I just Yeah, yeah, I just tweeted like, how have you feel about his politics? He's a human being I think we can all like, come together on metal. And it was like it was just it was deliberately just, it was just sort of on the edge of sincere that people would think I was.

Unknown Speaker  1:00:10   You tweet all the time.

Ben Jenkins  1:00:13   This didn't get me death threats. But this made Twitter unusable for me for about for about a day was during the Oscars a couple of years ago, I tweeted, this is all well and good. But wouldn't it be wonderful if we gave awards to books?

Unknown Speaker  1:00:27   And a mixture of

Ben Jenkins  1:00:30   people being like, Oh, actually, I appreciate the sentiment, but we do give books. Because I was born I just be like, No, we don't be like No, we, we do the Nobel prize goes to literature. And I'm like, that's for science. It's so sad. I have a full time job and a child. That won't give me death threats. And I told my wife because she was like, I saw this thing. Why did you do that? And I was like, oh, no, honey, but it's funny, because look at these people who say they're gonna kill me. She was like, What the fuck? And I was like, oh, that's online,

Jan Fran  1:01:03   getting a slew of like, when I did the first season and crushing everything last year. It's like, I don't really check a lot of my social media. But then, you know, once you start getting notifications from people with wraparound sunglasses, and Australian flag profiles in in their Twitter, you're like, oh, something's gone horribly wrong. And it turns out that there was a YouTuber that made a video about me, and you know, it was like, ABC leftist journaux you know, like sucking on the government T yada, yada, yada. And I kind of just I've watched the video just to make sure that there was nothing that was like, there was no call to violence or anything towards me. But I got a an unrelenting barrage on Twitter, on Instagram, on Facebook, in my email, I'm not sure how they found my email, but I started getting emails

Dan Ilic  1:01:53   tweeted it when I started to directly talk to Jen.

Jan Fran  1:01:58   That's how they got the email. And the thing is, it's like, there is nothing that the ABC can do. They were like, well, you could just block people.

Ben Jenkins  1:02:07   I'm aware of the Navy. No, but

Jan Fran  1:02:11   that's I mean, that's kind of like partly the problem of

Dan Ilic  1:02:13   did you feel your life was at risk at any point? I didn't feel like

Jan Fran  1:02:17   my life was at risk really. But I did feel like most of the people online when you know you say something that they don't particularly like and something like this happens they'll vent online and then they'll fuck off but sometimes I think to myself What if there is just that one really hectic person who doesn't fuck off and for whatever reason has a been his bonnet about you and this thing that you said and did and then finds your address online and then shows up like that is not a ridiculous thing to think so that's that's the reality and the fact is that it doesn't matter whether you're a freelancer, whether you work for a legacy media organization, there's nothing that can be done here. I've emailed YouTube and they've come back and Ben been like, Oh, and this was for a different matter with a completely different person they like you know, nothing broke our rules of engagement or whatever it is, so there's really nothing that we can do. Well, Jen,

Dan Ilic  1:03:08   we're going to surprise you side stage we have the only time I've ever done anything kind of remotely sort of dangerous through comedy was I got I got to pull it from Manus Island making where the bloody hell are you sketch with refugees on Manus Island. Just pay for that now and we'll move on

Unknown Speaker  1:03:33   you stopped the boat. You put us in a prison in a tropical island. In 60s, I had a lot of time thing. Mostly about my mother's passport.

Unknown Speaker  1:03:44   If you want to go by boat.

Unknown Speaker  1:03:48   By plane

Unknown Speaker  1:03:51   we learned some Australia and culture. This guy this shit didn't go after six years we've been waiting to be processed Prime Minister's combo so.

Dan Ilic  1:04:22   Everyone, please give epogen friends.

Jan Fran  1:04:27   Thanks so much. I mean, turns out that I'm probably going to build a little bit on Ben's entire premise that satire does not change hearts and minds and that it does not necessarily hold the powerful to account but I'm gonna go a little bit further. And you know, write a little bit of a love letter, a manifesto, perhaps to make people entitled journalists and comedians should maybe think about shutting the fuck up a little bit more. So sometimes people call me a journalist slash comedian, which I think is a nice way of them saying that I'm a bit shoot at both. That's okay. That's fine. It's you know, it's anytime anyone uses the slash that's kind of how you know, right? Like if you go to an Italian slash Chinese Oh, you're not getting either. You're getting dysentery but in this context, I think the slash is important right journalist slash comedian because it means that I have yielded both the pen and the joke. And I can tell you unequivocally right here, ladies and gentlemen, that when it comes to changing hearts and minds, and when it comes to making the world a better place, they are both garbage. They are utterly fucking useless. No one's life has been improved by a strongly worded op ed. No one wakes up in the cancer ward and says, Oh my God, you know what changed my mind. Do you know what cured me? Jen friends Walkley award winning opinion, the Frank Winnie 91. Love the guy in the cancer ward. I mean, no one wants to be held hostage only for the cops to show up, surround the building and pull out their pawns. There's times there's you know, we can see here and we can talk about whether the joke is mightier than the pen whether the pen is mightier than the joke. You know what he's mightier than both of them subsonic missiles. And I can tell you that nobody is worried about Vladimir Putin dropping by arrow on cares. This is truly the real world. And I think that terrible things happen in the real world. You know, the planet is heating up US inflation is the highest that it has been in 40 years. Clive Palmer survived COVID Even though he is the nation's underlying health condition. If we cannot tackle all these things purely with jokes and pens, unless we use the pen of some sort of stabbing, an ambush Clive as he's burning an effigy of Mark McGowan and a Red Rooster carpark, as he tends to do. So I would go so far as to say that we are perhaps bear with me wielding the pen, and the joke a little bit too much journalists, and comedians. And we have this idea that it's there to hold people to account. And it's there to change hearts and minds. And I constantly hear this refrain that sunlight is the best disinfectant. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, right? It's a bit of a sort of a cliche thing to say about sunlight. So I'll just throw another cliche thing to say about sunlight, which is that it can also make things grow. And so when we think about what we're actually putting in the sun, over and over and over again, if your intention is to disinfect it, and it ends up growing, while suddenly you have quite a big problem on your hands, everyone has a big problem on their hands. And the other thing that I would caution is that when we talk about yielding jokes or yielding pins, he turns out anyone can actually yield a joke or a pen. Everyone has an opinion now, and some of them are award winning. Actually can't secure just because it hasn't happened yet. But I truly think that everyone being or having the access to be an armchair expert, is one of the most terrible things to happen to society currently, jokes and pens are meant to help us understand the world around us right so that we can make it better but the world is very complicated and nuanced on the internet is like a pregnant ladies vagina. No matter how hard you try, you just can't see it

Dan Ilic  1:09:19   really wondering when credible to the Patreon members Jan's trying to look at it.

Jan Fran  1:09:32   They're there, it's just obscured. So there should be some ground rules perhaps in place to determine who should wield the pen and who should wield the joke and under what circumstances if you are someone who wants to talk about ivermectin, but you can't spell ivermectin you don't get to talk about ivermectin, no pan for you. Oh, no horses either. I say that it's just one suggestion this is totally off the top of my head. I've thought about it fleetingly. But I think it's a good idea. I think that we writers and journalists and jokesters, I think that we should take a backseat in this moment to a group of people who are currently at their most fuckable. Scientists. This is their window. We need science now, in my view, more than ever, especially because we have a prime minister, who as we know, loves to take policy advice from God. And from God's one true son, Lachlan. Science is what will change hearts and minds science is mightier than the pen is mightier than the joke. Art is what will change hearts and minds mightier than the pen mightier than the joke? Do you want to know what the highest form of knowledge is? It's empathy. I read that on the back of a tampon

imagine anymore. Imagine if we were obscuring all of these potential forms of knowledge, without jokes, and with articles, and with our opinions, and with our tweets, and with our commentary. What is it that we are doing to the world? It's true that, you know, you can say the joke is mightier than the pen. You can say the pen is mightier than the joke. It doesn't matter. There are things that are mightier than both of them, including hypersonic missiles. As it turns out

Unknown Speaker  1:11:59   Louis harbor

Lewis Hobba  1:12:04   we have a little bit long, I assume, because I really need to pay I don't know. That's that's pretty much how I can tell the running time of these things. So I'll I'll crack through it. But look, the reason I think, just to wrap it all up, that setters and look, I'll say setters and comedians, and I'm referring to us, and you might be like, I don't even think of myself as a satirist. I mostly ask people where they've been stuck on radio, you know, out there doing the good stuff. I'm not, I'm not John Oliver, I'm an idiot. So just accept that I'm going to use that term broadly. And let's rock let's move past it so we can all pay. But the reason I think that satirists are the new journalists is simple. We can't exist without journalists, like 100% of jokes written by political comedians get written because they read a story in the news and the news is written by journalists, like we're lazy. We're too lazy to do it. And to show how lazy we are. For the next little while. I'm just going to make the same point over and over again, using slightly different metaphors. satirise aren't disrupting journalism were leeching off it were a pilot fish attached to a shark, where the cackling hyenas picking up the bones of politicians left behind by lions. If journalists are a majestic giraffe, using its height to scan for danger way or a silly bird that lands on its head. Forced to look wherever the giraffe

is bull. Canadians are the last person in the human centipede. Just taking the research already digested and shut out by reporters and editors eating it up and then shooting it out again in a slightly different way. It's still shit. But our shit was shot by a human centipede. And that's gonna get clicks. Like journalists have to do a lot of stuff that is important and boring. Comedians want to do stuff that is frivolous and exciting. Like Can anyone here be bothered learning what an interest rate is? Like that? No, there's no such thing as a financial comedian. It would be cruel to teach us about money. Only for us to learn. We'll never get in. Like the grunt work of political journalism is getting things on the record like that's, that's the grunt stuff. That's the important stuff, like going to boring press conferences, making boring calls, getting people to say stuff, like in 2008 when a journalist got Scott Morrison on the record saying that he was in favor of a government supporting people buying houses with a housing equity scheme that was boring in 2008. And in 2017, when he said it again, and then he still supported the idea. It was boring then. But in 2022, when he attacks labor for the exact same idea, it suddenly become something, right? Something that gets the mouths of the little human centipede very excited. But good things take time, even hypocrisy, and time is something that journalists can afford to have. And look, I am not deifying journalists. They're normal people. And in fact, they're worse than normal people. Because their job is to be annoying, ideally, to people in power, that comedians or people pleasers. applause is our nourishment. Like, it's the base of our food pyramid. And so I don't think comedians are incapable of doing the work of journalists. But we're not financially motivated to piss people off like, we get paid by the ticket. So I think journalists have an employer and an employer who pays them more, the better they are at annoying people. It's the opposite of what comedians do. Like I would say the ABC has at times paid comedians to be annoying, and not in the way they pay me to be annoying, which is just by accident. But it's more of a sort of deliberate choice to pay comedians to be annoying on shows like Chase or or to nightly, which you talked about already. Very few people in comedy choose to make audiences happy by annoying powerful people on a freelance basis. It's just not a smart move. And so my point is really, that you you can't have political satire without journalists. But you can very easily have journalism, without satirists, because we're not going to do the research. And you know what? Sometimes you just need someone to look down the barrel of a camera and say Princess Diana is dead

and you need to notify that out with damn lady died.

That's some topical stuff

talk on us was run by comedians, it would be the comedy central roast, if 60 minutes was one run by comedians in a go for 50 minutes, and we charged for the fallout. If current affair was run by comedians, it'd be a bit better. Like comedians aren't useless. I mean, we're not as bad as opinion writers.

But mostly, we're just putting a shiny new package on an existing product and selling it as something new. And that is why we often end up selling it for free.

Dan Ilic  1:17:48   Well, now comes the most important part of the evening, we get to decide whether jokes are more important than journalism.

Ben Jenkins  1:17:56   This could really go either way. Really strong points.

Dan Ilic  1:18:01   We're gonna tick a box here and send it off to the Governor General. So let's see if y'all want to, I don't know maybe want to Should we do a red text? Are you going to get a black text or sorry, sorry. All right. So let's raise your hand or actually because there's a podcast by round of applause, our jokes more important than journalism. You didn't and conversely, is journalism more important than joke's?

On the panel here, just raise your hands is jokes more important than gentlemen, if

Ben Jenkins  1:18:39   I can flip it? Yes.

Cathy Wilcox  1:18:45   One counter counter case, yeah. Okay. I don't know if we've got time for this just that my dad reckons, and he's a conservative old bloke. And he only gets the newspaper The Herald because I'm in and he says, if I stopped drawing for the Herald, he will cancel his subscription. That is how powerful the sad guy is

Unknown Speaker  1:19:07   very specific. On what I'm hearing is

Dan Ilic  1:19:13   nepotism rules over. So one more time jokes is jokes better than journalism? Is journalism better than jokes?

Unknown Speaker  1:19:26   Journalism

Dan Ilic  1:19:27   is far more powerful than journalism.

Unknown Speaker  1:19:32   All right.

Dan Ilic  1:19:33   Let's send this to the Governor General. Please. Sara will you please post this immediately to David Hurley?

Unknown Speaker  1:19:44   Please give it up. Thank you, Sarah. You going to take this as quick as you can? Take it as quick as you can to the Governor General Sarah I'm Dan Jenkins got the Blue Dogs dealing with Josiah. take you to the Judas Nielsen Institute for having a drug mods and our Patreon supporters. Until next

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This episode is supported by the jib foundation. final results are still being tallied. But one thing is crystal clear the 2022 election has delivered a seismic shift in Australia's political landscape. It's a difficult night for Liberals and Nationals around the country is nights like this always.

Unknown Speaker  0:22   Tonight, the Australian

Robbie McGreggor  0:24   people have voted for change.

Unknown Speaker  0:29   Your Excellency, and present the honorable Anthony Albanese is to be sworn in to the office of Prime Minister

Unknown Speaker  0:36   is Up up and away for Anthony Albanese for his de vous on the international stage at the quad Leaders Summit in Japan.

Robbie McGreggor  0:43   Jiang Fran has issues breaking down the election one issue at a time brought to you by rational fear.

Jan Fran  0:55   Oh my goodness. Welcome to the final episode of Jan Fran has issues we did it Daniel.

Dan Ilic  1:05   Jeanette, I'm so excited. I can't believe it. Have you have you sufficiently gotten through all of the issues now that we are out the back end of the election? I have any issues left?

Jan Fran  1:15   Oh, my I am completely still riddled with issues, both political and personal. Remember, at the very first episode, you said that you could act as my shrink. It begins now. My do

Dan Ilic  1:28   all right. As long as I don't have to act as your midwife, because that's what I'm most stressed about. Because you're about to I'm pretty impressed. You managed to hold your little your little daughter in there for her funeral for a few more weeks while we got this this this podcast out my Little

Jan Fran  1:46   Bear Bear. Yeah, no. still firmly inside. I've given it permission to exit now that this podcast is done and now that the election is done. So we'll see how

Dan Ilic  1:57   excellent very diligent, Jan, very diligent I am be, you're gonna be a great mother vanquishing discipline like that.

Jan Fran  2:05   So look, I'm not going to go over the election results too much, because it's been about a week since Saturday happened. But my God, it was massive. So many big wins so many huge surprises. We're gonna get to the two that we thought were particularly interesting in just a second. But before we go to those two big issues, let's discuss, let's, let's do the thing that we love to do over the course of the week and take issue with something. What are you taking issue with this week, Daniel, our final week of the party.

Dan Ilic  2:34   I'm taking issue with this incredible Op Ed from Chris Yeoman in the Sydney Morning Herald and the headline made me burst out laughing in the cafe as I turned the paper, the headline was the agonizing birth of a new era.

As, as someone who doesn't shy away from partisan chips, Chris, Yeoman definitely would have had to have an agonizing birth of this new era, because somehow he managed to keep his eyes closed as to what the independents were doing in the world out there. So it made me laugh. It made me laugh out so loud, laugh out loud, so much. There was a guy to two tables next to me, he turned to me and said, Oh, sounds like a good one. I said, it is. It's really funny.

Jan Fran  3:17   So what was what was the what was the theme? What was the Op Ed about?

Dan Ilic  3:21   The Op Ed was essentially that both major parties are bound to go through enormous soul searching and which is absolutely true. But he doesn't actually admit that climate change was the reason why these independents exist. He said this was clearly a referendum on the likeability of Scott Morrison. That was, that was what he pinned the whole election on. And like when you see a half a party disintegrate because they want climate action. Yeah, didn't even bother to acknowledge that this is a guy who can't acknowledge climate change is happening. This is a guy who can't acknowledge that, that renewable energy actually works. So this made me laugh out. So

Jan Fran  3:57   that's so weird, because it is. I mean, obviously, it was a major part of why the election went the way that it went. But I like to call this crossbench the fuck around and find out crossbench. Around for 15 years on climate policy, and give us nothing but climate inaction, you're gonna find out that there's only a certain degree to which you can push the Australian people before they push back. And this was it. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  4:20   And it's something we will we'll talk with our guests about, but it certainly feels like the adults are in the room, you know? Yeah. Finally, the mums have come to Parliament to sort us out.

Jan Fran  4:29   Yeah, my, the thing that I would like to take issue with this week is, is and look, I'm just going to preface that far be it for me to defend Peter Dutton, which I don't usually do anyone who knows me knows that. However, on this occasion, I'm just I'm going to choose to do that because of some commentary made by one. Tanya Plibersek. about the way that Peter Dutton looks. Take a listen. This is what she said on radio this week.

Unknown Speaker  4:55   Well, I think there'll be a lot of children who've watched a lot of Harry Potter films who will be very frightened of what they're seeing on TV at night. That's for sure. Well, what you're saying he looks strange, it looks odd. unsane looks a bit like Voldemort.

Jan Fran  5:13   Ah, that wasn't nice.

Dan Ilic  5:16   That smacks of someone who's just having too much adrenaline through their system.

Jan Fran  5:21   Yeah, I heard that. And I was like, Oh God, I kind of did a bit of an Iraq because I'm like, you know, I just I think let's just let's, let's stay away from the way that people look, because that's a downhill trajectory for me. If you start pointing the finger at who's fog? And who's not in Parliament? Yeah. You know,

Dan Ilic  5:40   yeah, there'll be like, there will be no thing. Like if we've only got 10 fingers each as a species. It's very difficult. The other thing is

Jan Fran  5:48   I kind of I reckon she knew exactly what she was doing. Cuz she can't, she said that and like anyone who hears that he's gonna go, oh, yeah, I guess he kind of does look a bit more, you know what I mean? And that's gonna,

Dan Ilic  6:01   I mean, it's also cheap. It's also basically riffing on a meme that's been going around the internet, ever since Peter Dutton has been in office. Really, what you want to say is he's going to move from a regular potato to becoming a sweet potato. That's what you want to be. That's the transition we're looking for. That's what we need to use. today. I was really happy myself when I was talking about that.

Jan Fran  6:24   Maybe, maybe, maybe it's coming. Maybe it's coming. She did apologize. I should preface that she apologized unreservedly, but you know, damage is done.

Dan Ilic  6:31   And also you shouldn't be using copyrighted characters. Because otherwise, you know, JK Rowling is going to come down there and sue you.

Robbie McGreggor  6:40   Jam has issues. So,

Jan Fran  6:44   so many interesting things happened on Saturday, I'm trying to work out what it is that I particularly want to talk about on the potty. And we've decided that there were two sort of things that really stood out for us, Dan one, the so called women's vote, not just the vote, but women running as candidates.

Dan Ilic  7:01   Yeah, women women can completely deserting the major parties, women running as independents. This is a huge, huge moment for women in Australia.

Jan Fran  7:11   I think this parliament will have a record number of women representing Australia, both in the Lower House and in the upper house. That is extraordinary.

Dan Ilic  7:23   Yeah. And in the upper house, I think it's more and more women than men in the upper house as well.

Jan Fran  7:26   Yeah, exactly. And the other thing that we wanted to talk about was I know everyone's talking about the TEALS like tail tail is the color of the election, but there is another color. There is another wave on the horizon, my friend. What were we

Dan Ilic  7:39   talking orange? Okay, we're not talking aubergine aubergine. We're not talking sunny side up, which is the color of my kitchen.

Jan Fran  7:50   My dude we're talking green, the green have had a record victory. This election. They are on track. They haven't picked it up yet. We're recording on Friday. So with that may have happened. But they've got three seats in the lower house. They may pick up another one which will give them four seats in the lower house.

Dan Ilic  8:09   Yeah. And what's what's extraordinary is that the seats they picked up are in Queensland, Queensland. That is that is epic. That is the epic story of, of this election that climate bears is climate as the big story. Women is the big story. And independents are the big story. It's a huge, huge, huge election.

Jan Fran  8:28   Did you ever think that Queensland was going to be greens heartland? Because if they did three seats, which they picked up Ryan and Griffis and they're vying for Brisbane, it's, it's great heartland.

Dan Ilic  8:41   Yeah. In Brisbane goes, I'm moving to Brisbane baby. They're my people.

Jan Fran  8:47   So coming up on today's show two wonderful guests for you. We're going to start with the legend herself. What a way to finish the final episode of the podcast. Grace Haim is joining us talking about the women's vote. And whether her side I brought down the pm she's a lot more humble than I am. I'm giving her full credit. And then we're going to talk to Elizabeth Watson Brown who won the seat of Ryan in Brisbane. She's a Greens candidate. She's heading to Canberra baby.

Dan Ilic  9:17   Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah.

Jan Fran  9:20   Well, without any further ado, why don't we bring on our first guest Grace time. Welcome to the podcast Grace team. What a pleasure to have you on the last episode of Jan Fran has issues after this hectic election. What did you think of the result? Well,

Grace Tame  9:39   I thought it was pretty awesome.

Dan Ilic  9:44   Can I share the message that I sent you and your your reply to Jen? Yeah. Oh, gosh. As the results are coming in, I said amazing. Fuckit eBuy. And then Grace team replied, who's frowning now ball have

Grace Tame  10:12   anything to do with the agenda at all?

Dan Ilic  10:14   So how did you feel like race talk? Talk us through your night? What were you doing tennis a picture of how you were taking it all in?

Grace Tame  10:20   Well, Max and I had snuggled ourselves up on the couch. One of the things that was really empowering and hopeful to me as someone who's been a lifetime swing voter, and someone who votes with their conscience, and isn't, isn't, despite what the media and a lot of you know, critics of mine say, you know, is that it isn't about party politics, like one of the things that's really hopeful to me is that we've got this, like, different sort of mood, we're at least moving towards a slightly different structure, as opposed to something that's that's purely about this two party system.

Dan Ilic  10:57   What excites you about that new structure? And and how you could see politics rollout in Australia?

Grace Tame  11:02   Obviously, we've had independence before Simon Holmes, a court who is sort of saying on an episode of q&a, I think it was last year, you know, he was saying, oh, like, How good would be if we just had two or three, you know, climate, climate focused independents, and, you know, we've got 11. And, you know, the greens had their best result yet, we've got the, the most indigenous representation that we've ever had, we've also a 57%, female majority in the Senate. Now, certainly, we've got a long way to go, in terms of actually reflecting the truth of the diversity of our nation and of the community that elected these representatives. But we're getting a little bit closer to reflecting the diversity and inclusion, the values of the community that elected our leaders and, and sort of breaking down these myths of what what really governance and leadership should be. And I think, because, you know, a lot of the things that we're conditioned to believe about society, and what really we need in order to create order, and structure and 40. A lot of those things are often actually just constructs that are, you know, manmade

Jan Fran  12:18   ideas. Yeah, they're not inherent, they're not

Grace Tame  12:20   inherent. And, you know, there there are some members of the commentariat, perhaps, at the older, white male end of the spectrum, who will tell you, you know, oh, this is not gonna work is just gonna be a scammer. Wow. And, you know, well, let's, that remains to be seen. Let's see how it goes. But I actually think that, you know, and labor still has the majority, like crying out loud. And let's just, let's obviously see how it goes. And yeah, there have been a lot of ambitious commitments made early on, you know, that Uluru statement and the entirety the respective work report and climate action and other such, you know, pretty ambitious moves in a pretty tenuous time globally, as well as nationally. So it'll be interesting to see what actually comes of a lot of those promises. But certainly, I think that, like, let's give it a crack. And I'd say what happens,

Jan Fran  13:22   like lots of people are talking about, you know, the so called women's vote, which, like, women are not a homogenous entity, so to speak. But there were, you know, a record number of women elected into Parliament this week. So both women running and also women voting, we don't exactly have the stats broken down by gender for this election. But we know that like, over a period of three decades, you know, women have kind of been slowly abandoning like the coalition and the Liberal Party. And since the last election, that sort of ramped up a lot. Did you kind of expect the Liberals to get such a battering from women this election? And do you reckon that you had anything to do with that? Did your side i bring down the PM, that's what I'm trying to ask.

Grace Tame  14:11   And I think, I mean, there are lots of circuit breaker moments. You know, and I think it's, it's all it's all part of it, but I mean, to you know, it was it was everybody who got out there and did, you know made their contribution? You think about what, what what it took to to take away that government, it was really just everyone getting out and writing numbers on a piece of paper. But that's what was that's what it was, and like yeah, aside, I, but that was a circuit breaker moment. It was, it was showing people that, you know, like you can actually frown in the face of the prime minister, and nothing will happen. The world won't end. You know, I won't blow up. For me as someone who is autistic and it's actually really struggled to Do you know like, like, I can't, if something is inauthentic, I really struggle to fake it around that I like see straight through it. So you know, it's very hard, you know, when, again, when the media goes, oh, you know, like, Oh, you're so lucky and endless, like, Yes, I am, in a lot of ways I've had a good life. But also, like, there's a lot that there's a lot more layers to that. But one of the things sort of, like, the point that I'm trying to make is, I suppose that what I saw throughout my life, and the way that I lived it is that one of the things that enables these cultures to persist is that people really just allow a lot of stuff that, you know, it could all it all it sometimes takes is just to standing up and making one small gesture. Yeah. And there's this, I talked about it in the last few days, because one of the things that really contributed to this election was a huge part of it, is this crisis of narrative manipulation in Australia that permeates the media landscape, you know, where it's just subtle things, but really, the cumulative effect of them is, is like grooming. And it's like falsehoods, like lies are being sold to us as facts, you know, and like, you know, disinformation is being masked, disguised as controversy softened, as you know, you know, normalize them like, and that's how this hate campaign that was, you know, that was driven by the Liberal Party was really allowed to run.

Jan Fran  16:44   Yeah, yeah. But it's like what you were sort of talking about, though, Grace. It's like, the language is just couch, it's softened. You know, it's like, it's not like, Oh, I'm definitely saying that this happened. I'm just bringing up a question. And it's couched in like asking questions, or, as you say, controversy, which has the same kind of impact.

Dan Ilic  17:04   And I feel like there's previous government was so good at wearing down the media as well, actually bullying the media to a point where they tried to get narrative their own way through sheer force, through the AFP raids on news.com and ABC and things like that, as well as just constantly bullying the media into submission around things like climate and stuff like that as well. Like, if this was a completely toxic government that totally disassembled the Fourth Estate, soften the fourth estate. Well, you wonder,

Grace Tame  17:36   you wonder about in the you know, because, you know, I don't know if you've read what Malcolm Turnbull had written about his, his experience of or his insights into the relationship that Donald Trump had with Rupert Murdoch, and how deferential Donald Trump was to Rupert Murdoch. And you wonder it so you wonder about, who was deferential to, to whom, in the case of, you know, the Liberal government, to the priests, like the previous government here, you know, you wonder who differs to whom?

Dan Ilic  18:15   Yeah, I mean, even going right back to when Scott Morrison was immigration minister, the, like, the banning of reporting of boat arrivals, like the banning of reporting, like

Jan Fran  18:26   Yeah, it was just it was it was sold as suddenly we heard the phrase on water matters, and we don't talk about on water matters. But of course, on water matters was just a phrase that was made up by Scott Morrison to mean something, when in fact, it means nothing. It just is a way of saying we can't we're not going to be talking about boats coming here. Because,

Grace Tame  18:46   like the gas, the gas lit recovery, what does that even mean?

Jan Fran  18:51   Yeah, I mean, do you think things will? Or do you? Well, I'll just ask you the question more generally, like what do you hope will be different under elbow?

Grace Tame  19:00   I mean, I just hope there's going to, I hope there's going to be more transparency, which I really do think we're already seeing, you know, if it's just the same, you bet you bet your ass I'll be just

Jan Fran  19:12   Oh, I saw your tweet about elbow when he spoke to Alan Jones. Oh, I saw that.

Grace Tame  19:17   Yeah, that's just I mean, that's just silly. Like,

Dan Ilic  19:20   Grace, can we get you a new title? Can we get you Australian bullshit detector of the year? Is that gonna

Jan Fran  19:24   be kind of looking forward, like ideally, is there anything that you feel like the top three things that you would really like to see implemented by this Labor government?

Grace Tame  19:40   I mean, climate action would benefit everyone. But I think also to like, you know, when we when we think about and I think about, like, I think about our first peoples I mean, we they've been here first. And I think that Albert got it right in that was the first thing that he addressed right off the block. You know, his order of priorities was pretty dead on.

Dan Ilic  20:05   He could just walk right over to Malcolm Turnbull's house and say, Hey, Malcolm, can you open up your lower drawer? I just want to get that statement of the heart. From where you last put Yeah,

Grace Tame  20:14   yeah, no, I think I think he got it right. And yeah, I mean those three things like equality for all and I mean, it's not just women. I think it's it's gender diverse voices. It's it's everyone. It's the LGBTQI community you know, and people of color it's, you know, it's the marginalized it's it's refugees, it's migrants. It's um, it's people with disability you know, visible disability. invisible disability. Oh,

Jan Fran  20:45   hi. Oh, here we go. Hey, it's all of us.

Dan Ilic  20:52   Sorry, this is Elizabeth Watson she's the grains new member

Elizabeth Watson Brown  20:58   you're an absolute hero grace so nice. Sorry to buddy and but respect respect.

Grace Tame  21:05   Thank you, Ron. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you absolutely wrapped and deservedly so. Yeah,

Elizabeth Watson Brown  21:10   it's a little bit surreal.

Dan Ilic  21:11   Grace, tell me one thing you're hopeful about heading into 2022 and 2023.

Grace Tame  21:35   That Scott Morrison is not our prime minister. See the future so I don't I don't know. But I'm just hopeful. Like, you know, that it's not

Dan Ilic  21:52   I've got some great news for you. He resigned a couple of days ago.

Grace Tame  21:55   I love it. There's lots of things to be hopeful about.

Jan Fran  21:59   I am I'm hopeful

Grace Tame  22:01   I'm hopeful about this new again this new look of leadership that has you know, again, it's not it's it's we've got a long way to go but I think it's a good start

Dan Ilic  22:34    Grace thank you so much for joining us on Jan. Fran has issues

Elizabeth Watson Brown  22:39   Okay. Elizabeth make you to Sorry, buddy. And I got to see I got to say goodbye to you. Yeah, and yeah. Legend.

Grace Tame  22:53   Your legend too. And I hope good luck with everything and shake them up. That's what we're here for. You around and I'm so glad that you're going in there and Scott Morrison is not the person in charge because

Elizabeth Watson Brown  23:07   I'm I'm rather glad about that too.

Grace Tame  23:11   Like he lucky if it's something with my eyes that I do.

Jan Fran  23:16   Well, hopefully you don't have to run into him both for your sake and seemingly his

Dan Ilic  23:22   thanks to T.

Jan Fran  23:26   Grace to former Australian of the Year she needs no introduction. The next person that we're about to speak to look she probably doesn't or she might need an introduction because she's going to federal parliament.

Dan Ilic  23:39   Please I need to know all about this person. I am so keen to have a chat with Elizabeth Watson Brown. The new greens member for Ryan. By the way, Ryan is in Queensland.

Jan Fran  23:52   Queensland please. Welcome Oh my God all the way from well, frankly, what is now the greenest state in Australia which I never thought I'd say.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  24:02   Absolutely. That's where we're at baby. It's so good. It's so good. So

Dan Ilic  24:08   Elizabeth, I love the butter advocate article that came out this week. They said a whole bunch of Queenslanders were looking down their nose at Melbourne because they only have one greens member that was perfect, wasn't

Jan Fran  24:17   it? That was at the time of recording this Queensland has delivered to two federal green seats that are locked in for sure. And there's still a little bit of, you know, a toss up in the seat of Brisbane, which we're not sure how that's gonna swing. But we know that the Greens have picked up three seats in in in the House of Representatives, which is a historic Hi, how are you feeling?

Elizabeth Watson Brown  24:45   Try not to swear.

Unknown Speaker  24:46   I did no no. No

Elizabeth Watson Brown  24:49   hair testing, you know, and It honestly feels like this is the beginning of real change. Real radical change, you know, and I said the other day, it's like the tectonic plates of politics. is in Australia, absolutely shifting. And it's, it's like it's all cracked open and people are going to get representation. And don't I feel much happier about Australia I feel happier about being a Queenslander. I feel happier about being Australian, because Australians want this to happen. And that was so clear. You know, we had a huge campaign. We, you know, year and a half, I haven't had a break. So I'm a little bit hysterical. But a year and a half of actually going out and knocking on 1000s and 1000s. We knock on half of the doors in the electorate. And we just knew that this is what people wanted to do. You know, like, we're, that's our massive poll. We're asking people what's concerning them and what they want. And we knew that this was what they want. So we could feel it shifting. You know, we could feel the power of that before election night.

Jan Fran  25:47   For those listening who might not be across all of the seats. Ryan in Queensland, just very quickly, just tell us a little bit about that seat and how it delivered a greens victory because when people think of Queensland, they don't really think of green seats in the Federal House of Representatives. What is the electorate of Ryan?

Elizabeth Watson Brown  26:04   Okay, it's in the, it's in Brisbane, western suburbs of Brisbane. Brisbane is all defined by the snaky river. So we're across, we share boundaries with the other two significant green, you know, green and potentially green seats in in Brisbane, and they are Griffith across the river from us. And we've got a boundary that we share with Brisbane, which is sort of on a knife edge at the moment. So we're sort of western suburbs, there's a lot of leafiness, you know, that's code for, but it's also

Jan Fran  26:31   Norwich,

Elizabeth Watson Brown  26:34   highly educated, I'm just not far from the University of Queensland at the moment, we've got sorrow and all that. But we've got real diversity, you know, so we were knocking on doors in the leafy suburbs, but also in the suburbs, which, where there are people struggling with potential homelessness, and all of the challenges, you know, that our great, you know, kind of platform of policies is there to address. And so it was just remarkable. And I spoke to many of these people myself, I've been Yeah, I've been absolutely pacing the streets up in the hills and the Dales of beautiful Ryan, which is kind of got a lot of machinists out on the edges of it. But it's also got out of suburbs in the suburbs, and it goes right into the kind of urban center of the city. So it's an incredible kind of cross section of Australia. So it's a really good test case, I reckon, for how we're going to progress politically in the future. And, you know, talking to people and just going to, and asking people at the doors. So how have you been feeling about things, you know, how are things for you, and if even if people were the sort of people who said, We hate politicians, it's all broken, hate you. As soon as you, you know, lend an empathetic ear and ask people how they've been going because people have been beaten around the head. You know, for years now. It's almost like an outpouring, it was almost like a kind of a counseling session. And so just that personal connection, and so many people said to us, this is the first time anyone has come to my door and asked me those questions. So you know, so there you go, that just shows the gaping, more, you know, the gap, that is other politics in Australia, this huge gap in terms of, and what what, what became really obvious to us real gap and sort of nothingness in terms of any policies that were being offered by the old parties. And we came to the election with this incredibly comprehensive, you know, plan about all of the interrelated things in people's lives, you know, not just climate change action, but all of the social stuff about health care, you know, about education about all the stuff that people actually need, you know, to give a good life, which is what we're living a good life. That's what we're about, and people, people responded to it. That's what people want. And it's just been so incredibly satisfying. And even. And I'll stop in a minute, I realized I shouldn't be taking 10 different sentences, but I am a little bit hysterical. And it's

Dan Ilic  28:59   understandable, I'm sure your adrenaline levels.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  29:02   I haven't had a chance to have a break. But you know, the very day after, and I found out about wedding on the actual night of the election. I'll tell you about that later. But day after just going to the local coffee shop, people coming up to me and say, Elizabeth, thank you. Thank you. We we have woken up today. Feeling hope. And we haven't felt that for a long time and feeling proud that we live here, you know, so that's been so that's why I've been to in tears.

Dan Ilic  29:33   I can imagine in your electorate. It's quite a climate vulnerable electorate, isn't it? Did you have some? You had some major issues with the floods what was what kind of impact do you think that had on the electorate huge.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  29:43   We could we could see the mood changing. We were getting out to lots of people were having good conversations, but this year, the anger started rising and people are actually feeling directly and really linking you know, that real experience of climate change the latest flood For that we've had literally in their backyards and in their own lives. And so we were always able, you know, whatever was troubling people and whatever struggles they had, including the floods, and we helped them through their people, we could draw a very direct line between their lived experience and what the greens are talking about and what the greens are offering. And the power of that has been absolutely huge.

Jan Fran  30:25   How do you see the next few years panning out? Because this crossbench this is a this is a new crossbench in the history of Australia. I don't think we've had a crossbench like this. What do you reckon? How? You guys gonna negotiate? Are you going to get drunk on power?

Elizabeth Watson Brown  30:46   Well, we think we hold the balance. Oh, my God, you know, the state of Brisbane, for example, my mate Steven nailbiting over there? Well, they're scrutineering. The count, you know, so it's gonna go either to Stephen green, or labor there. Remember,

Jan Fran  30:59   we're recording this on Wednesday, by the time you might, you might be listening to it. Now, we may already know who has won the city of Brisbane, but it is Wednesday for all intents and purposes. Yes.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  31:07   Yeah. And so that's, that's on a knife edge. So you know, whether we're in balance of power, which would be fabulous, or not, we're actually going to be just pushing for these things and negotiating for them inside the house. You know, kind of being part of those discussions about what the future should be. And I think it's pretty patently clear,

Dan Ilic  31:28   Elizabeth, what are the lit? What are the leverage points? If you don't have? If labour doesn't have a minority government? What are the leverage points for you? Like what, what buttons can you push to get desired outcomes, stronger emissions? Things like that.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  31:44   I think it's just always been there pushing, pushing, pushing the case, debating it. You know, being involved in obviously, you know, the legislative numbers should mention also, you know, we mentioned the Lower House seats, we've also got a new green senator in penny on and paid course, yeah. So we'll have balance of power in the Senate, you know, so that's a very powerful negotiating position, there'll be a huge block, including the tails of people who are concerned about exactly the same issue. So I think even if we're not imbalanced the power, we will be in a very good arguing kind of position, as well. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  32:18   At least in question time, you can all say boo at the same time, and it will be a lot more effective.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  32:23   Exactly. Yeah. And there'll be a lot of a lot of powerful women there, you know, isn't that interesting? It's going to have a completely different complexion from any parliament that we had have ever had before. And there's just something so sort of bolstering and empowering about that as well.

Dan Ilic  32:43   What I find about particularly the to independence, these are women you don't want to mess with. I don't want to cross any of them.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  32:54   Can I put my hand up for that, too? Yes, you totally. I am a woman who has worked for yonks, like 40 years. And I know you can tell by looking at me, I'm no spring chicken, in my profession, which is a very male dominated profession. So when people said to me, and that is my real name, not my election name. People said to me, when I when I was asked to run, I decided I would crumbs that's going to be pretty, you know, it's a pretty tough and rough game you hadn't, you're going to be okay. And I said, I've worked in architecture in the building industry for 40 years. I'm no shrinking violet. And it's not about me. So I think I can handle that stuff. Thanks. I think if you had a long, you know, professional career, and you've been around, you've done other stuff as well. You know, bring it on, I say, because again, it's not it's not about me, it's about what we've now got this most amazing kind of mandate to do. And that's what really touches me. And all these people have been coming up to me and bringing their friends up to me and saying, Thank you, thank you, we've woken up, we've now got hope. That is the most enormous privilege and responsibility as well. And I think about all of those people who came up to me on pre polyps said, Elizabeth, I've voted forever as a liberal or whatever. And this time I'm voting for you because this is what I've experienced in my life. They have never answered that for me. They're problematic. One woman came up and said, I voted liberal 25 for 25 years, Elizabeth, I'm voting for you this time because Scott Morrison is a fucking asshole. And, and there were a bunch of liberal ladies beside me handing out how to votes. And he said, I hope you heard that. You know,

Dan Ilic  34:37   that was Elizabeth Watson. Talking about one of her constituents does not necessarily

Elizabeth Watson Brown  34:43   represent my opinions because what someone shared with me

Jan Fran  34:48   or anyone that you're hoping not to run into while you're in Canberra, anyone that you're hoping to avoid for the next level.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  34:56   I've been reasonably careful about that. You know, I'm not personally swearing about individuals, but Well, I did. We did have a pretty interesting candidate forum one day at the at a, you know, Chamber of Commerce out and near Peter Duttons electorate. Peter Dutton was there as was, you know, the local MP here at the time. And again, I didn't mince words, I suppose I wasn't rude. But they went there. They went there thinking, Oh, great, we're in. We're in our space. You know, we're in a chamber of commerce, everyone's going to ask us about small business or whatever. But all of the questions from the floor. Were about refugee policy. We're about climate action. You know, we're about health care policy and all of that to both Dotto and, and and our local member. And so it was so interesting, you know, you could feel the winds of change, and

Jan Fran  35:52   Don't call him that I am absolutely not prepared to give him a name. That is no fun. Sorry. I remember him saying that there was a mistake to bring Lebanese people to Australia. I've not forgotten. My people don't forget, we don't mind people

Elizabeth Watson Brown  36:11   and keep, hang on to that. Hang on to that hang on to that thought, yeah. But it wasn't a benign atmosphere for them even in a place that they thought they were going to be comfortable. And they were with friends, because everyone was asking them about these things. So it was pretty obvious in that room at that time, that that's what people were concerned about. So I don't know how teeny ad you can just keep me. But this is what the what everyone's been saying.

Dan Ilic  36:37   Yeah. Let me ask you this. How did the climate independents managed to pick seats where there weren't strong green contenders? Or was there any kind of collusion that didn't want to pick up a phone to figure out this?

Elizabeth Watson Brown  36:52   Well, it's interesting, when I met with them, I met for a kind of a nascent voices of Ryan group before Christmas, who reached out to me and I reached out to them as well, you know, I knew that it was happening. And they were having meetings, it was all about, you know, let's, let's talk about politics in Ryan. And let's let's engage with things. I had a really good meeting with them. I don't know whether they were planning at that stage to run a candidate. But we certainly had a a good chat about who I was and what we you know what we were standing.

Dan Ilic  37:29   So maybe they were too intimidated by you. Browns, got her shit sorted. Let's go here.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  37:35   I don't know, I don't know. But you know, they have been pretty supportive and interested in what our campaign has been doing. Because there's so much alignment really, between what the tills are talking about what the greens are talking about. But the TEALS is basically talking about three things, which are just some elements that we agree with. And we all know what they are, you know, its integrity, its treatment of women, and its action on climate. We are all interested in those things. I'm really interested in working with them on that, but our platform and our concerns are so much broader than that. Nothing. People are really interested in here.

Dan Ilic  38:08   We've had, we've had, we've had Adam on the show, and every time so he said, Yeah,

Elizabeth Watson Brown  38:12   I'm a fan. I listened to all you. I'm Jen from Def Jam. You gotta be nice to me, right?

Dan Ilic  38:22   Oh, no, let me just click Log into Patreon. So if you're a Patreon

Jan Fran  38:28   flattery will get you every every way.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  38:30   I'm learning this media thing. I am so new to this game. But

Dan Ilic  38:36   it is. So it is so refreshing to talk to you at the very start of your political career.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  38:41   Before I just become poisoned and jaded.

Jan Fran  38:46   Yeah, we'll check back with you in three years. See if you're still

Dan Ilic  38:50   talking about moving forward and working families.

Jan Fran  38:54   All right, the next three years, what is what's what's your one great hope for the next three years? Look,

Elizabeth Watson Brown  38:59   I really do want to be part of you know, real action on climate change. It is just, it's not quite too late. But it's bloody late. You know, and, and that's certainly been. And I want to represent the people of Ryan, and that's in front of mind for them. We know that more than 75% of REITs are really concerned about that. And that's been the kind of linking thing across all of the different groups in Ryan, all the different sort of socio economic groups and interest groups and things like that. The underpinning thing that's common to everyone is the desire for that. So I see that as a major, you know, element of what I want to do there,

Dan Ilic  39:36   so So what would you say to a cop in Brisbane, just before the Olympics, do you think that's a good idea?

Elizabeth Watson Brown  39:43   Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. It's not something I've really thought about or addressed. But anything that means that we kind of discuss and collaborate things in a more thorough and deep way are good.

Jan Fran  39:58   And how would you sort Climate change to a cop?

Dan Ilic  40:04   Specifically, specifically, specifically one cop Datto.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  40:09   Yeah, yeah. To a cop, same thing. This is about the future for all of our children and grandchildren. That was a big driver for me as well. I mean, I've been very sort of politically interested person. But a big driver for me when they started asking me whether I would run was that feeling that I couldn't sit by anymore? And just witness? Just watch what I felt was the future being stolen from the children and the grandchildren. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  40:35   Elizabeth, one last question for now you're a new member of parliament, who are you going to deliver your first novelty check to

Elizabeth Watson Brown  40:44   I actually was at a ceremony this morning as a kind of a proto MP, we're a big novelty check arrived, and I was so excited. I love it novelty. I think it'll go to a Women's Refuge. I'm really proud as an architect the best project they ever did. And lots of them have been glamorous and kind of, you know, they get published, they've been published in magazines. But the one that I'm most proud of, is designing the first purpose built refuge for women and children. Escaping domestic violence. No one will ever see it because it has to be secret. So I think it would go to a group that supports supports that. Yeah. Thank you. All right.

Jan Fran  41:20   That's a great cause. And he here to more action on climate change with the majority of the Australian people want so good luck in the bearer.

Elizabeth Watson Brown  41:28   Thanks. Great. Great to meet you and grace as well, because I bought it in early. Thank you. Thanks so much. Thanks a lot. Have a great day. Bye bye.

Robbie McGreggor  41:41   Yeah, I'm Fran. House issues.

Dan Ilic  41:44   The future Queensland, perfect one day, green the next.

Jan Fran  41:50   Yeah, man, it's been a it's been a hectic week, I'm looking forward to seeing how this parliament kicks off. Because it really is. It's a parliament that we've never seen before. Never seen it very excited.

Dan Ilic  42:01   It's gonna be super interesting to see just how this it looks like Labour's gonna get the majority. But it's going to seem to be just how these new faces in Parliament can hold labor to account in the lower house and what kind of pressure they can lean on labor for to kind of get those emissions reductions. So that's what I'm looking forward to

Jan Fran  42:18   say indeed. Well, folks, I think I think we've come to the end of the last episode of Jan Fran has issues.

Dan Ilic  42:26   Jen Fran, it's so fun to be your co pilot hanging out with you as you delve through the issues. Oh my God, we've gone through all the issues in all the issues

Jan Fran  42:35   possible. I mean, there's there's quite a number of issues actually, that we haven't gone through, but we've gone through the main ones, you know,

Dan Ilic  42:43   there are definitely some outstanding Yeah. Look, I just want to say a big thank you to you, Jan, congratulations on getting this podcast up and going. I also want to say a big thank you to our producers. Frank Lopez and Caitlin sorry, thanks, guys. All the way from from sunny from the from sunny Queensland themselves. Look at them. We're in the greenest state in Australia. So

do you think do you think do you think because you you produce this on the Sunshine Coast that the this whole podcast has a green slant for a reason?

Jan Fran  43:13   Oh, look, we're still in a very safe Well, look, I don't drink too far. They're not they're not in inner city, Brisbane just yet.

Dan Ilic  43:23   And if you are a corporate person, you know, you're like, Gee, I wish we had an eight part podcast. You should get in touch with F and K media. That is such a great job on this one.

Jan Fran  43:31   They really did. I'm just I'm also just gonna speak them very quickly. For anybody listening who wants radio audio producers out there. You guys have been the best. Thank you so much. And also big thank you to you, Dan. Brown. Thanks to everyone. Thanks to the producers. Thanks, Dan. Thanks to you for listening. Thanks to me this and the Bear Bear.

Dan Ilic  43:52   Thanks to the Jim Foundation who financially supported this podcast. Thank you so much for that, otherwise, this will absolutely happen. Also big thank you to our Patreon members and quite a few people signed up over the last few weeks. I'm just gonna read their names up very quickly. Tim Keegan Joe Clark, Andy Griffiths, Robert Hancock, Margaret balcom, Colin Jones, and Fairhead Hamish Brown, Sue Bush, Nina RG Hayden shore, and Peter tippet. Thank you so much for signing up. If you want to support a rational feed into the future, just go to patreon.com forward slash, rational fear. And also a big shout out to the Gadigal land and the urination of where Jen and I reside. This land we stand up so yeah, big thank you to you, our listener,

Jan Fran  44:37   thank you guys, and we really hope that you got something out of the podcast. And if you rocked up on Saturday and you cast your vote regardless of what it was. You're a legend. We hope you enjoyed the democracy sausage catch you next time.

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This episode is supported by the jib Foundation.

Unknown Speaker  0:05   The Election Race is heating up with a new poll showing labor and the coalition and neck to neck the fate of Scott Morrison and Anthony Albanese is in the hands of the women of Australia and many unsold on either I would describe women as being angry. What would you have done differently in the last three years if you had known that so many Australians were holding a grudge? Oh, I think I could have certainly been more sensitive. It is traditional for the Prime Minister and the leader of the opposition to give their final major addresses of the campaign to the National Press Club. Prime Minister Scott Morrison becomes the first prime minister in over 50 years to not give such an address. We wish him well on Saturday, as we do our speaker today. Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese, why is everybody laughing? Jan fram has issues breaking down the election on issue at a time brought to you by a rational fear.

Jan Fran  1:01   Why is everybody laughing Laura tingle. It has been a very, very funny week. And welcome, everybody to Jan Fran has issues the podcast that breaks down the election one issue at a time. How's this week been for you, Daniel? Jen, I've gone from extremely stressed to extremely calm. But now I'm back in the stressed out category. So yeah, you're a swing voter. You're dead, right? I am a swing voter.

Unknown Speaker  1:29   Yeah, well, you're certainly not the only one that's for sure. On today's show, by the way, because the election is just around the corner, we are on the final countdown, we're going to do something a little bit different. So we've asked you guys to give us some questions. And we're going to get those questions answered. And we're going to do in two ways. So we're going to be talking policy, first of all issues. You know how we love to talk about issues on this show. We're going to be talking all of your policy questions with Guardian journaux Amy ramakers, who is an absolute garden when it comes to policy stuff around elections. And then we're going to talk about the practicalities of voting actually getting into the booth, what happens, how to do it? What if you get COVID, all of those sorts of questions. And we're gonna do that with Alex Morris from the Australian Electoral Commission. That's on today's app. And then next week, we're gonna be talking about how the election was faked with qn on himself, so it's gonna be great. We're gonna save the best philosophy

Unknown Speaker  2:29   because we're not doing any big issues on the show today. We're going to be taking issue though, with something that happened over the course of the week. And the thing that I have chosen to take some issue with is Scott Morrison, tackling a child a child have a listen.

Unknown Speaker  2:57   I don't think that was the actual science thing. We actually got a State of Origin clip there. By mistake. Yes. It was not as bad as what we've made it sound are we the media that is sensationalizing the realities? We've tried not to do that. We've reached the pinnacle of our careers. We are the fake news.

Unknown Speaker  3:17   We've gotten through so many episodes without being fake news. And we trip at the final hurdle, just like Scott Morrison tripped on that rugby field. Let me let me put this into context. scomo was out playing a game of soccer. I think it was with some young kids on the campaign trail. And he accidentally and I want to stress it clearly was an accident that he tackled this young kid to the ground. Little kids have had it too good for too long, Jan. They need to be brought brought down to size. Well, specifically the Shin Shin height, at least Scott Morrison. Well, it's you'd be pleased to know that Luca, who was the young boy that got tackled, he's got he stood up and he gave the pm a bit of a high five. But yes, you know, it's only been a few days since Scott Morrison called himself a bulldozer. We didn't think it was a literal thing. And it is basically the event that sparked a million names. Exactly. That's right. That's right. So that's one thing that happened on the campaign trail this week.

Unknown Speaker  4:15   Jam has issues. So as you guys know, we love talking about issues on this podcast. Over the past few weeks, we've covered housing, we've covered foreign policy, we've covered cost of living, but I know that the election is is right around the corner. It's almost D Day, Dan. Yeah, I mean, we certainly haven't covered where to get a Veggie Sausage for democracy, sausage people out there. So we need to definitely cover that. Well. There are some just really important things that we need to you know, we need to just get across before we head to the polls. They are of course all issues based so we did put that question to you guys. If you have any questions about policies, shoot them our way and that you did. We're very grateful certainly did so this

Dan Ilic  4:59   cuz I just kind of like a cliff notes of the last three years of issues so you can understand every single issue in about half an hour. Yeah, if, if that is even possible. And then, of course answering your questions, we have Amy ramakers, from The Guardian, who has been live blogging, their selection, so she's totally fine and has not sustained any brain injuries. Welcome, Amy. 

Amy Remeikis  5:23   Thank you. Thank you. I mean, I'm not sure if I would say I've sustained a brain injury or just compounded the one I have from covering parliament. But here we are. Here we are, indeed. Without any further ado, let's jump right in. Our first question comes from Esther McMahon, and this is her question for you, Amy. Hey, Jen. My name is Esther. My question is about the coalition's promise to let me take 50k out of my super to pay for my first house. Can you tell me how it is different from the first home supersaver scheme that the government has already been doing for a year where I can take up to 30,000? Out of my super to pay for my first home? Good question. They sound like quite similar policies, what is the difference here, the difference is a stir on the face of it is the Super Saver policy allows you to put extra money into your super account where it will accrue more interest and grow quicker than it would in a bank account. So you can put up to an extra 30,000 tax free, get a little bit more interest and then hopefully grow your house deposit faster than you would in a bank. What the coalition is offering now is to actually use your super balance to add towards your home loan. So it's 40% or $50,000, whichever is the greater figure. And you can then use that towards your house deposit. But you have to put it back. Allegedly, when you sell the house down the track along with any capital gains. That's the main difference. One is that your money that's growing in interest in a super account. The other is it's your money from your super balance, but has to be put back. There are issues with the government's latest one, according to economists, because you do miss out on some of that growth, for $50,000 Probably won't actually even cover the fees and things that you have. And there are fears that it's going to lead to a further bump in house prices, because it's open to absolutely everyone. Wow, that's very clear. Thank you, Amy.

Dan Ilic  7:28   Can I use that $50,000 to go to the Hilton and just live there live there for some time? Well, the government also allowed you to take out $20,000 during COVID. So you could have gone to the Hilton, if you could show that you were in economic distress. But given the numbers of people who actually took out money from their super during the pandemic, it would be very surprising if there were many people under the age of 30, who actually have $50,000 in their super account at the moment. Wow. A very, very good point and staying with the topic of housing. We have another question from Susie Wakefield. This question is not about the coalition's policy, but rather Labour's Suzy, take it away. What happens if you enter the Labour's sharing home loan policy where they pay? I think 40% What happens if you can't reach your repayments? Can the government take your house away from you? Thanks, Amy. What happens if you can't make your repayments and labor has put in 40% of the cost of your home? Do you have to have Jim Chalmers come over?

Unknown Speaker  8:36   That's exactly a member of the Labour caucus then moves into a room in your house? No, that is not what happens. Jesus Christ, that's better just taking the house coming and living with me, mate, just take my hat off. You come home and there's Tony Burke or Shane.

Unknown Speaker  8:55   Or you go over movies now?

Amy Remeikis  8:58   No, that is not what happens. So the way that Labour's housing policy is it Shared Equity, so you still have to go to a bank and get a loan. So basically, what labour is saying is if you want to buy a $650,000 home, because that's how much houses cost in your area, but you can only get a loan for 450 or 500,000 is that the government will essentially cover the remaining part of the loan that you're unable to get from the bank. And basically just kind of give it to you as sort of rent free money until you sort of sell the house. So pay them back or refinance them or pay them back or start earning more money and go over the cap and can pay them back. So if you couldn't make your repayments, the bank would probably end up taking your home to be clear, and that's how it sort of worked in other equity sharing things. It's no different from a normal mortgage in that sense. However, there are safeguards in place if you

No, we have the you have the usual safeguards if you lose your job, because you will need some sort of like income insurance that goes with this mortgage insurance, you the home cannot, it's not eligible for this scheme if you don't have just everyday insurance. So if it's flood or fire or something, then you become an eligible for the scheme if you have not insured your home. And if you decide to sell or you know, something happens, you've got two years with the government to work out what it is that you do. So if you've got to move, and you're no longer able to live in the home, which is one of the rules you've got, you've got a little bit of leeway there to say, Well, I'm moving for this reason, this is why it's happening. If you start earning over the $120,000, I think it is, you've got about two years to work it out with the government over how you buy them out from that equity. If you die and you haven't paid off the house, and you've left it to your kids. And your kids don't over that cap. Again, they can work out over the next couple of years with the government to how that Shared Equity works out. But labor is sort of saying we imagine that people will have paid off a big chunk of their loan, or in fact paid back the government for the equity that they're putting into the house by the time that they do they do pass on. And that's how it's worked in state schemes like Western Australia where it's been around for about 30 years, Victoria and indeed the UK. Wow. Well, two years is quite generous, because you'd only spend about one year of that on the phone to Centrelink. So that will

Unknown Speaker  11:35   work out. All right. You have a year to sort that out. Yeah, it is also only open to 10,000 people as well. So you have to check if you're eligible for that one. Wow. Well, that is quite an unlimited number of folks, isn't it? Yeah, I think that's been the big criticism of Labour's policies that it is only 10,000 places. Not a lot when you consider how many people are struggling to get into the housing market. Alright, let's move on. We've got our next question. We're moving on from housing entirely. This question comes from Gemma from purse. Hi, Jen. Gemma in Perth lucky podcast. I was just wondering if any of the political parties have any COVID policies. I'm on chemotherapy, so I'm severely immunocompromised. And also I have a two year old who isn't eligible for vaccination. I'm feeling really abandoned at the moment by politicians, especially in Perth, because COVID is rampant right now. Okay, thanks there. Gemma, I know she's really going through it at the moment. And thank you so much for your question, Gemma, because I think that there would be a lot of people who are in that same boat, we've got 10s of 1000s of cases of COVID. Right around the country. I know we want to think that it's over. I really want to think that it's over. It's not it's still around. And I think the most vulnerable amongst us are really kind of feeling the pinch here, including Gemma. So COVID On the campaign trail, Amy? Haven't heard too much of it. What are the policies? No. And Gemma, I just yeah, it must be terrifying for anyone who has immune compromised as going to the shops and taking your life into your own hands, especially since everybody just kind of dropped the mask mandate. So massive, massive sympathies. And if you can still wear a mask in those essential shopping areas, just you know, just do it for humanity. It just makes sense. But anyways, COVID has not played a huge role in the election campaign, which is kind of crazy when you consider how much dominated our life for the first two years of this government. Not to mention both leaders were out for it like only a month ago. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But it did actually pop up on the campaign on Wednesday where Scott Morrison was asked about it. And that's because we have had more deaths in the first five months of this year than we did in the last two years combined. So more than four or 5000 people have died of COVID. This year, it's working out to be about 45 people a day, are dying from COVID Each day in Australia. So Scott Morrison was asked about it. And he basically gave the same answer that we've been hearing that this is living with COVID and we are sick of governments in our lives. And he actually used quite interesting language, where he moved into that Freedom Party area where he was talking about people dying with the COVID rather than people dying of COVID. He is gone. The we're not getting governments in your lives anymore. We're not going to have any more lockdowns, we're not going to have the daily press conferences. We're just going to get on with it. And everything that we have done over the last two years has allowed you to get on with it. So that was a pretty blunt answer from Scott Morrison on Wednesday, Anthony Albanese was also asked about it, and he had a little bit more sympathy. He also said like you know, there is high vaccination rates, which is true for the first and second doses not necessarily true. With the third dose. We're kind of lagging behind in that fourth

Unknown Speaker  15:00   doses aren't even eligible or open to eligibility for everyone at the moment, which is another problem as we head into winter. But Anthony Albanese said if he wins government, he would actually just like to convene a national strategy. So we have one moving forward. So we all know when we're getting third and fourth doses. So we all know what's happening. Well, it's sounds like a good idea to have a national strategy, something that might have been missing over this two year period.

Unknown Speaker  15:28   leaving it up to the states. I don't think it was getting those job apparently, you know, no, no, it wasn't, you know, he just get the army involved a little bit earlier. That's the only thing he would do differently, apparently. So just an army officer and everybody's home, they get the vaccine. But you know, back in summer, we were taking wickets during the pandemic, and now we're in football season. So we're taking goals in the pandemic. Yeah, we're tackling with the pandemic, we're playing with the shock ease with the pandemic. It's, you know, it's all moving on. So, Gemma terrifying? Yeah, exactly. I think the long and short of it is that

Unknown Speaker  16:06   the politicians or the major parties anyway, labor in the coalition don't really want to be talking about COVID. By the sounds of it. We're living with it. That's what's happening. And that seems to be a bipartisan strategy, albeit with some slight differences on either side. So take care of yourself, Gemma, that's, that's what I'd say. All right. Our next question comes from Kate. She is from Victoria. And this is her question. Well, to me, but also to you, Amy. Hi, Fran. My question is, what are the teeth that an independent federal ipecac would have? Will it take years to investigate an ex pm and his cabinet before Republic loses faith that the delay in cost and what penalties can be employed, applied? Jail, monetary barred from border to drop? Love to know. All right, the taste? Yes. Important question. It is? Well, I mean, if we're talking about the policy that the government has put forward, the coalition has put forward doesn't have a lot of teeth wouldn't actually be able to investigate most of the scandals that we heard about over the last Parliament wouldn't be investigating MPs, it would essentially just be looking at, you know, public servants would be done behind closed doors. It's, it's the biggest criticisms of it is that it wouldn't actually do anything. No, we wouldn't actually see anything different than what we're currently seeing it and Scott Morrison can bang on about the fact that it's 367 pages or whatever. But it was not tabled in Parliament. The government's won. Definitely gummy, not not with teeth,

Unknown Speaker  17:46   or gums No.

Unknown Speaker  17:48   Which one has the Trumpers. The crossbench has put through a integrity commission which proposal which has chompers. They're saying that everyone should be able to be investigated that they'd be open hearings, that that the independent investigators actually they get take referrals and they decide what they look into. But the independence crossbench proposal for an integrity commission does have teeth and that is looking at, you know, jail and fines. But it is important to note that integrity Commission's do not make findings. They do not decide whether you are guilty or innocent. All's they do is put together a brief of evidence and then give it to the Department of Public Prosecutions who then decides whether to lay charges and take it to court? Yeah, so the short answer is that, yes, it you could end up in jail. That's not for the commission to decide that's for another department to decide. But what penalties if any, can the commission apply? Or are they there just to make recommendations? Amy? Yeah. Do you do like do you get like a scratch and sniff sticker? If you know if you're really terrible or something?

Unknown Speaker  19:04   I mean, that's kind of what you get. Now you just get a bit of a sniff around everything that's happening and go, Oh, we don't like that.

Unknown Speaker  19:11   The Commission probably wouldn't be have penalties, because then that would take away from what the commission actually does, which is investigate labor have said that they want one with teeth and that they would support what the independents were putting forward. So they want something that is more meaty that what the government is putting forward. I'm not really interested in the penalties in the independence one I'm more interested in how many pages is it more or less? And are we talking a4 pages? How is how small is the font? Is it a scroll I imagined could be ascribed things that I find really amusing about the fact that he's like it's 367 pages, is that that climate will see that they took to Glasgow was about four pages.

Unknown Speaker  19:56   I think that that was written on the back of a coaster

Unknown Speaker  20:00   a lot on the back of a napkin. Yeah. Okay, we've got um, one last question for you. I mean, I think this one is, is a really important one. So we're gonna shoot it over to Nico from Melbourne. Nico, what's your question? Why is John Howard still alive?

Unknown Speaker  20:16   Nico that is a very good question. I don't know if Amy Rebekah's has Brain Juice for this one. I also just love the tone in which Nicole asked that question. very fatigued, very tired. So obviously we do not wish death upon that anybody. We don't I don't know why John Howard is still alive, whether it's those daily walks that he took just generally staying hydrated and looking after himself, or whether there's been any sort of dark deals done at crossroads. I cannot answer that point. But he is still alive as he is still campaigning and he's currently trying to get Josh Frydenberg elected in Kooyong Ami. He's still alive because he walks in a tracksuit, every morning still, you know, that's what he does. He gets around. He does his morning walks, physical exercise. Sometimes I think people stay alive just by sheer grudge power to like just wanting to outlive other people. So

Unknown Speaker  21:19   that's what drives me as an Eastern European spy is keeping me alive.

Unknown Speaker  21:25   Yeah, he just be still. I think he's just happy that he's just holding on to Keating dies before exactly that's just a race between the two of them saying like you will come to my funeral. What I would really like to see is the Liberals wheel out Robert Menzies just like exhume the body get him around to some swing electorates. Weekend at Bernie's. We

Unknown Speaker  21:45   definitely do not wish John Howard harm. Please do not send me lots of letters. Jaren Henderson? Yes, please don't slide into our DMS about that. It was just a joke. Question. John, May you live a long and comfortable life good on you. And Amy, thank you so much for joining us and answering all of our listener questions in just the exceptional way that you can. Anytime we've just got a few more days to get through and then I'm just drinking all of the tequila in the world.

Unknown Speaker  22:13   Can I just ask you on the 22nd of May? Do you go someplace to have your brain wiped? So you can fill it with like new stuff? Well, you know what, I'm not sure if we'll have a government on the 22nd of May. So that'll probably be delayed until we work out who's won the election? I'm sure it's on the PVS.

Unknown Speaker  22:32   Jam Fran has issues.

Unknown Speaker  22:36   That was Amy ramakers, a journalist from The Guardian talking us through all of your policy questions. We did promise as well down that we weren't just going to talk about policies we were going to talk about the practicalities of voting Dare I say the nuts and bolts and pencils of voting? The don't draw a dick and balls on the ballot of voting. I think Alex will have something to say about that. But let's let's ask him about that for sure. Yes, let's ask him Alex. The Alex in question is Alex Morris from the Australian Electoral Commission here to answer all of your questions regarding Dixon bowls and various other practicalities so welcome Alex

Unknown Speaker  23:17   nuts and boats and you went straight for Dixon bowls. She's Jen, I

Unknown Speaker  23:24   get this one out of the way I had the pleasure of tweeting a C and a the AC Twitter account told me yes I can draw a dick and balls as long as the intention of my vote is clear. I just want to get that on the record is that yes that wasn't in fact me that answered your question Dan's

Unknown Speaker  23:40   fantastic as long as you've number j boxes correctly that's every box in the house ballot paper one to six but the line one to 12 below the line for the Senate. Yes, you can draw what you like but

Alex Morris  23:51   over 100,000 people to staff our polling places and to count the votes one of them might be your auntie or your uncle or your nana. You got to think about whether you want Nana looking at that. Well you're not going to be signing it What about like a nice little message to the to the counter saying Good job. Keep counting. You know, look, that's always lovely. Just so long as you again you don't identify yourself that's that's the whiskey Ron here. Okay, do you person reading this take regular blank breaks and drink plenty of water. Thank you. It's good advice. I personally just want to encourage people to vote in the right order just to make sure that their vote is clear and concise. And I know that we're saying that you can draw a bunch of things around it. Just don't do it properly. Get it in there, baby. That's my hot tip for Saturday, Jan Fran the Wowza from down on that just said no.

Unknown Speaker  24:40   Please don't mess with democracy. This is because Jen Jen grew up in Lebanon. She's very she's you know, she's nervous. She's nervous about democracy. Well, actually funny. You mentioned that because the Lebanese election was just last week. And yeah, it's a shit show. So you know, we've got a pretty functioning democracy down here. I'm constantly reminded of that.

Unknown Speaker  25:00   come election times around the world. But let's get cracking. We're talking practicalities, we've got our first question. It comes from Jessie in New South Wales. Hello, Jen. My name is Jessie. And I have a question about voting, which is, will there in my lifetime, be online voting? Because I just think about the whole process. And it's so extremely analog and old fashioned feeling, which is just more and more at odds with like, the way the rest of the world is thinking. Yeah. Interesting. That's a good question. Thank you, Jesse. What do you reckon Alex? Far out? Well, Jen, I think it's interesting that we sort of started by talking about an overseas election. We're a world leader in terms of election security, election, transparency, election integrity, and something that we can all actually be really, really proud of. And part of that is that we have this like analog pen and pencil and paper or pen and paper, if you want to bring a pen process that is heavily scrutineers. If we were to consider electronic voting, and this would be a matter for the parliament to consider. It's not something they see can like snap our fingers and make happen.

Unknown Speaker  26:17   But we would need to be able to ensure that if an electronic system were brought in, that it could replicate that level of integrity of transparency. And it's not something you'd want to sort of bring in at the last minute or you know, to go a bit course you don't you don't want to half assed this stuff.

Unknown Speaker  26:35   You want to put your full OS into it. And really make you want to full asset.

Unknown Speaker  26:43   Cheeks. Okay, do you occasionally see overseas things like, you know, claims that elections have been stolen or have been fraudulent. In Australia, that's just not possible because of all of the levels of scrutiny that are applied. So you've got your scrutineers, you've got every ASC staff member signing a declaration of political neutrality. And everything that we do is subject to all of this scrutiny. And you just want to make sure that if there's an electronic aspect brought in, that it's capable of that same level of scrutiny as well. Yeah, I mean, just hearing like the last US election, just all the conversation around the Dominion voting machines and the other voting machines that don't work and things like that, and voting machines breaking down. I can't imagine if we entrust the same people who put the NBN together to do our voting that it would go so swiftly. That was a slightly longer answer here, Alex, but to answer Jesse's question, no, we probably won't see online voting maybe in our lifetime, even though that does seem a bit crazy to me. Maybe? Are we waiting? Are we waiting for the technology to develop? Maybe? I mean, realistically, probably, yes. Jesse did fails as well, in her lifetime. I don't know how long Jesse's gonna live. So that that does

Unknown Speaker  28:00   make it difficult because it couldn't be 99.

Unknown Speaker  28:04   Under the pump, I would never threaten Jesse, we think this is cool. All right. Let's go to our our second question. There. It's from Julie. So Julie, kick it away? What's your question? Hi. My question is about the Senate.

Unknown Speaker  28:17   I'm thinking of voting below the line in the Senate, because I don't particularly want to vote for one party, I think I'd rather vote for individuals. So number one to 12. And my choices will obviously be split between the parties. Just wondering how significant it is to do that, is my vote. Gonna make more of a difference? If I go above the line? Or if I do go below the line and choose the individuals? Does that only really come into play?

Unknown Speaker  28:50   You know, if it's a close call, and they have to start counting preferences. I'm a little bit confused. So any light that you could shed on that would be fantastic. Thanks. Okay. Thank you for your question, Julie. Essentially, how does one make their vote count in the Senate hours? Hey, just another easy one, then. It sounds like Johnny's actually kind of answered her own question here. So she wants to vote for individual candidates rather than parties or groups. That's what we'll overland ridings for so so long as your number at least one to 12 the load line, you are having your say. And it sounds like she prefers specific candidates over maybe the way the party is grouped? That's fine. Go for it bloodline. If you just want to vote for parties above the line, at least one to six and you're good to go.

Unknown Speaker  29:37   And is it more significant? If you do vote below the line? Like does your does your vote?

Unknown Speaker  29:42   Count more? Does it give the parties a bit more information about who you want? Does it affect preferences? What's the key difference between voting above or below the line in terms of your vote? Every vote has the same level of significance. So you know, we've all everyone's vote weighs the same that's sort of a basic principle.

Unknown Speaker  30:00   with democracy, all it is is that you are saying. So if you vote above the line, a party has a list below the line of candidates in a particular order. So it might be apple, orange pear or something like that, to use the sort of fruit based example we use in the Education Center. You might decide that you like pear more than apple, orange. So you want to vote below the line for pear first. And if you're in New South Wales, you got tons of people below the line. Do you get any fill out below the line correctly? Do you get a certificate or something or a sticker? Yes,

Unknown Speaker  30:30   I know it's a huge number. I think Anthony Green has done the research on this. And it's only a very, very small percentage of total voters that do this. There is actually a risk here as well. Because if your number every box, like the more boxes, there are the number the more numbers you gotta remember, there's a chance that you might be number one numbering, skip a number of European number, it won't make your vote completely informal in the Senate. But your vote does stop at the point where you stuff are gone. So it's slightly risky, a little bit more risk with voting below the line. Actually, I got a message from John Rooney, the Olympian. Thank you, John, for sending in the message, which was exactly about this issue. She said she had no problems voting in the House of Representatives take but the Senate card was so different because the abbreviations of each party above the line was so hard to decipher. She didn't even know what party was necessarily available to vote for. And she hardly knew any of the state representatives that were standing in for the Senate and what they stood for. And, you know, what their what their Gambit was, she was sort of much more focused on the local candidates for the House of Representatives. So she kind of just flagged that as like, this is less of a question and more of a comment. Just be aware when you're voting in the Senate. Also, Gian had a problem because she didn't go 12345 She awarded gold, silver and bronze.

Unknown Speaker  31:50   really messed that up.

Unknown Speaker  31:52   That was that was the other issue. Thank you, Gian. Alright, let's go to Gina from Victoria. She's got a question about voting and COVID, which is still a thing. Here's her question. Hey, Jen, just a question about voting. I tested positive for COVID This morning, which is Tuesday. And I've applied for a postal vote, because it's open till tomorrow evening.

Unknown Speaker  32:15   I'm in regional Victoria, though, and a little pop up came up in my dress in saying, Hey, we might not get the papers to you in time, go to a pre poll station, if you can. Clearly I can't do that. I'm just wondering, what do I do if the papers don't get here? I really want my fake account. Any advice would be welcome. Thanks so much. Bye. Oh, Jaina. Hopefully the papers get there. I know there'd be so many people in genius position as well. Because as much as we'd like to think that yeah, COVID Not a thing. It definitely is a thing. So to the people who who have gotten COVID This week might get COVID tomorrow. What do they do, Alex? This is this is a tough one. We're answering a lot of questions from people in Janice position today. First of all, I've heard that sort of force before that, that sort of COVID throat voice, it sucks. I hope you get Jaina because she Gina tested positive before six o'clock on Tuesday night, she is eligible for a postal vote. As she said, she's not eligible for telephone voting. Anyone that tests positive after 6pm on Tuesday night is eligible. Now what we started doing this week is printing out postal votes at our local divisional offices and sending them out through Express post rather than batch producing them in Sydney or Melbourne and sending them that way. There's a good chance by the time that you're listening to this, that Jane has received her postal votes in the mail. And her vote will still get back to us in time because we do have 13 days after Election Day to receive the postal votes back from voters as well. That's something that we always wait for during the count. So there is time for Janice to do that. In terms of witnessing you need you need to post record to be witnessed. If you don't have a housemaid or a partner or someone that can in your place that can do that for you. You can consider sort of a contact free witnessing thing the same way that you do with food delivery. So you know, pop your poster right on the doorstep, have someone come witness it, sign it, and then cast your vote. So I hope that helps Virginia. The other thing I will say is

Unknown Speaker  34:17   there's a difficult situation for a lot of people who might be in a situation where look, if you don't get your postal vote, you might not be able to vote on the day. We do send it out. We don't just blanket fine people. We do send you a letter going basically, hey, doesn't look like you've voted. Can you please tell us why? And obviously, I was in COVID isolation, I wasn't able to make it to a polling place is something we would absolutely consider. Well, I had a friend actually who just texted me this morning. I like she got COVID on Sunday. So we're recording this podcast here on Thursday. She got it a few days ago on Sunday, and thought that she would be able to use the phone system but looks like she can't and now has to kind of scramble to apply for a postal vote and hope that it gets

Unknown Speaker  35:00   It's hearing time before Saturday. So she's she's a little bit miffed about about that, and kind of texted me in a flurry. So ask the person see this question. I said, Well, funnily enough, we've got someone on the podcast and just a few hours. What do you have to say to that? What else to say to that? I would love to be able to say, look, yeah, we can extend this to everyone. The eligibility for the phone binding, and it's been rolled out as a serious emergency measure, the legislation actually, like automatically expires at the end of the year. So it's not something that we'll be offering in future, as the parliament makes a further call on that, but the legislation is super, super strict about who is eligible. And it does relate to that, you know, testing positive as at a certain date. So, again, for anyone who is in that situation, I do feel for you,

Unknown Speaker  35:49   though, it's one of those things where like, there are people at every election who encounter medical emergencies as well, there are people that go into labor, and I don't mean to political party, I mean, you know, childbirth, and hospitalized and can't make it there are people that have heart attacks. And there are people for whatever reason that can't vote on the day. And we're not just like soulless automatons who are just going to send you a $20 fine for not going we we do understand that their life gets in the way sometimes and we're happy to consider those circumstances. Okay, our next question comes from Aisha in Queensland. Hi, Jen. The state of my electorate is considered very safe. It's never been lost to labour or not for many decades and is currently held by key government minister. The margin they won by last election was 20 to 12%. Which I only half understand how that works. So does that mean that they got over 50% in the first round of preferential voting? Would voting for this a minor party then throw my vote away when they see it is so safe? At the end of the day? I'd rather much rather labour to get in. Okay, there's incumbent Queensland. I didn't want to vote for my minority party. Thank you.

Unknown Speaker  37:04   Oh, no mas questions.

Unknown Speaker  37:07   Okay, so I used to live in a very safe seat that's never been lost. To labor. The margin that was one at the last election was 12%. What does that mean?

Unknown Speaker  37:17   I tell you what, these are some amazing questions. Your listeners have gone above and on. They're pretty good at they shout out to you guys. Yeah, yeah, I've only got dumb questions from Twitter. No, fair, fair. That's what we get on Twitter as well. No, good, positive. Alright, so what I will say here, 12% is the difference between the winning candidate the second place candidate, so it's in this place, it's a relatively large margin. There are big ones. It's possible that the candidate in that seat and I don't know which side it was one on first preferences, which, which means that at the very first count, that candidate got 50%, plus one of the vote, that's it, they went. With that said, we still distribute preferences and do a full count in every seat, every one. Anyway, around two thirds of all the house seats for the last election, were ultimately decided on preferences, so no candidate 50% plus one at the first count,

Unknown Speaker  38:12   in terms of having your say, though, or wasting your vote, first of all, no such thing as wasting a vote, let's be really, really clear on that. Your vote always matters every vote in every race, no matter how safe the seat always matters. Because any party that wins more than 4% of the vote, any party or candidate I should say, is eligible for election funding. And that's based on how many number ones they get in the first count, whoever you whoever you put as your number one, and assuming they hit that 4% threshold is eligible for a bit of money from the agent base. See, and that affects funding that affects that party's capacity potentially to campaign in your seat in the future. Yeah. So that that point of her question of what voting for a minority party, then throw away my vote if the seat was so safe? I think if I can just jump in here. No, if you want to vote for a minor party because you think they best represent the interests of your electorate. Go ahead and do that. That's the simplest way to think about it. When you walk into the voting booth, what do you care about? And who is going to represent those interests, the best for you and your community and ultimately the country. I follow Senator Matt Canavan on Twitter and he loves minor parties, any party to do with mining big into it. Hey, I've got a question from Twitter. This is from Andy leach one of my followers on irrational fear. He says ACS public comps are second to none no notes question. Will you get a long break after Saturday? Alex? Look not until the council over so we kind of swapped one big job for another on Saturday night. So six o'clock Saturday, we now have to count

Unknown Speaker  39:49   cheese upward of 30 million votes. So House and Senate ballot papers will need to be counted with 13 days after the election for all the posters to come in. And that's not just from Australians wallets for

Unknown Speaker  40:00   I'm Australians, but it's from Australians overseas as well. We've got people voting overseas and postal votes coming back through diplomatic mail. Thank you d fat for that.

Unknown Speaker  40:09   So there's a lot to be done. And the AC will be declaring results. Look for the next few weeks probably.

Unknown Speaker  40:18   So yeah, he never sleeps. I'm hoping to have a bit of a break in around June, July. And we'll say 2024.

Unknown Speaker  40:28   Well, no break for you. Oh, I'm having to have a break at the end of the at the fall of democracy. That's when I can have a break.

Unknown Speaker  40:35   Well, no break for Alex sadly on Saturday, but let me tell you, you get a break from this interview. Now we're going to let you go because I know that you have so many things that you need to do in the lead up to Saturday and presumably for some weeks to go after that. So good luck. My pleasure and happy voting.

Unknown Speaker  40:54   Yeah, I'm Fran house issues. So great to chat with Alex Morris, one of the brains behind the Twitter account of the AC who knew we had this online relationship going all this time. Look, it tell you what they're one of the biggest issues in this election is housing prices. And this week's sponsor is a brand new government scheme to get young people into their new home. The Morison government is serious about the future of Australians. That's why we're introducing hole seeker. Australians will now have the opportunity to access $50,000 of their superannuation to buy their first bunker. I'm all in on the side of those who want to buy a hole with hole seeker live out the rest of your life hiding 10 meters underground from whatever catastrophic shitshow the world is hurtling towards who cares what 50k might grow into in 30 years time? Will there even be banks in 30 years, or a job to retire frog or air. With hole seeker your children and their children's children can feast on canned food or share oral histories about the outside and develop innovative ways to drink their own pee. While the earth witnesses an apocalyptic nightmare of biblical proportions? It boosts their ultimate retirement incomes, because they're investing in their own home the best investment anyone ever makes. No matter if you're a first bunker buyer or buying your third investment bunker sign up for whole seeker and vote for the coalition if your main concern is the cost of living on this planet. I believe buying a home is the best economic decision that you can make authorized by oh my god you can't be serious. How far can you kick this can down the road before it all comes crashing down Canberra.

Unknown Speaker  42:40   I think that might be the most comprehensive climate policy.

Unknown Speaker  42:46   Yeah, at least is keeping Australians safe in our home.

Unknown Speaker  42:50   Here's the thing Jen. We've literally got so many holes from all the coal mines we've already created. So which is least start leasing those. We're halfway there. Whole keeper. That's the one big thank you to Jacob Brown and Rupert Degas, and Killian, David for that sketch. Thank you guys. And thank you guys for listening to what is the penultimate episode of Jan Fran has issues we have only one more to go because the election is on Saturday. So next week. I mean, I would love to have a crystal ball or what pull the crocodile or pull the octopus or whichever animal predicts election results these days. I don't know who it is, Can we can we for next week? Perhaps try to get the Prime Minister of Australia or an A really good impressionist of the prime minister of reckon I can plan Bay might be where we end up landing, but hey, I'm totally fine. We're gonna have an election washed up show depending on how the cookie crumbles over the next day or so over the next week or so potentially. And we'd love you to join us on the last episode. As always, before we let you go though, get out there and vote my friends Saturday. It's gonna roll on by pretty quickly have your say number the boxes correctly. Have your sauce so and you know I hate sounding earnest. But we've got a pretty good democracy going in this country comparative to some other places in the world. Trust me, I've been there. So as long as you know how to count to 75 We should plays a big thank you to our Patreon supporters F and K media Alex Morris Amy remake is killing them Rupert Degas Jacob round. Also big thanks to you, Jan and big thanks to me as well. I'm going to pat myself on the back. I do such a great job of this podcast, which is not much at all. Also big thanks to the Gadigal people of the Eora nation where Jen and I are recording this podcast.

Unknown Speaker  44:39   And remember to vote rationally

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G'day Fearmongers,

This is the 2nd last JZAC — and it's a good one. JZ has a conversation with Independent Candidate for Hume, Penny Ackery.

There is a feeling of change in country NSW.

Penny Ackery is a former special needs teacher who has been tasked by her community to represent the huge electorate of Hume.

At 17 240 sq km it spans from Boorowa in the west to Appin in the east, with Goulburn smack bang in the middle. It's currently held by the Minister for Emission Expansion, Angus Taylor. One of the most powerful ministers in the government.

But Penny has been hard at it, campaigning publicly since June 2021 — traveling the breadth of the electorate, listening, and consulting with folks about how to better represent them. It's the world's longest job interview.

JZ lives in the electorate next door and has been supporting Penny Ackery in her campaign, so if this chat  sounds like two friends who are trying to make change in their communities — it's because it is.

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Julia Zemiro  0:04   Hi, Julia Zemiro here, I'm recording this podcast on the land of the Gundam gara people. Sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the podcast.

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Julia Zemiro  0:24   On this second to last podcast I'm doing with the irrational fie organization, how I love them. I wanted to speak with an independent, no matter how you look at it. One big part of Australia's 2022 election will have been the independence no matter what the result is, and I wanted to speak to one close to home Penny Ackery is an independent running in the federal electorate of Hume in New South Wales. And for the last nine years, it's been held by Angus Taylor, Minister for energy and emissions reduction, or is he anyway, Hume is enormous. I live in Whitlam, which is right next door, and it stretches from Warragamba. We're Alicia Camden and loving them in the north, down through Wollondilly, winter, Caribee, and golden, which is where Penny lives to borrow, gunning and Crookwell in the southwest. penny spent 30 years of her life in this electorate. Her most recent job has been as a teacher for kids with special needs. And she has been a teacher at Golden and picked in high schools. And during the pandemic, she was an advocate for small businesses across the electorate, showcasing what they were doing, just helping them to kind of keep alive. And I thought it was interesting to talk to an independent I've been a bit involved with independence, doing some launches, doing some webinars on Zoom, etc. Because I was fascinated by it. And I wanted to find out what it was all about why people were doing it, were people really stepping up and they absolutely were. And I think it's going to be a very interesting chapter in Australian politics, and it will be interesting to see where it goes. In the future. It feels like a circuit breaker for me. And I reckon a circuit breaker is not a bad idea. I wanted to speak to Penny about why she stepped up to run as an independent what the process was like, and what it's like in there now with a few days to go to the election day. Welcome, Penny, how you going?

Penny Ackery  2:24   I'm tired. I'm getting to the exhaustion stakes. It's been a pretty exciting journey. It's I've met so many great people. I've had a great time actually in reality, so I'm doing pretty well. I'm just getting pretty tired and a bit of exhaustion setting in

Julia Zemiro  2:40   I had a little flashback to the launch your launch. As a matter of just explaining why I'm interested in the independent movement in general. I like the way it's made people wake up a little bit to the fact that whether you like it or not, whether you think you should vote or not. There is someone in Canberra that represents your electorate and your life. And if you don't find out a bit about those people, then how can you make informed decisions when you vote, but I was excited by having read Kathy McGowan's book I was excited about people getting involved and getting enthusiastic about something that doesn't usually enthuse it make them enthusiastic, which is politics. And I almost feel like saying politics isn't even the word for it. It's just how we live. It's how we want to run our lives. It's it includes family and includes education includes all the things that we need to make a good society. But with your launch, I remember we had two options. We might be outside if it didn't rain, and then there was rain. And so we ended up in this fabulous basketball court in Golden 350 people were there. It was very exciting. You were so impressive. Penny, you just came out of that gate. How do you feel you've changed from that day of seeing all those people eagerly wanting to listen, they weren't all on board, yet. They were still figuring out what was going on to now.

Penny Ackery  4:05   I think I've just got better at being a performer. But I think what it is, is I think more confident in the message that I'm giving and more confident in putting out what we believe in and talking to people about what they want, and asking them the right questions. So as I go from gathering to gathering, I've sort of perfected a little bit or polished what I say to people, but what I've also found is that so many questions are asked and so many questions out of left field, they think oh, I didn't think about that one. But what's been really good is I've been informed a lot more about the local issues about what people care about on a national board. And I've been able to get their views as well and meld them into what I know that the electorate wants. So how in a way I've more developed rather than actually change because of the excitement that that was in there. at basketball stadium was palpable. And every time I go somewhere, it's the same feeling. Even if it's only six people, I went to Penrose Association Hall just last Tuesday, and had all these people, they're really keen to support me, but wanting to listen and to discuss. So I haven't been telling them. I've been discussing with what it is they want, how they feel about things or going, getting some ideas, learning new things. I think it's a two way conversation that's been really, really important.

Julia Zemiro  5:31   Now, I'm in the Whitlam electorate, which is right next door to the human electorate, which is the area that you're running for Hume is enormous. Are you finding that there are some some common themes that you're hearing from everyone?

Penny Ackery  5:44   Yes. And the first one I'm usually greeted with is we need to change, we have to find a way to do our democracy better, we have to make things different. And the number of people I've met that have come out and said, Gosh, I would never ever come to something like this, I would never organize something like this, you know, like, I really feel strongly that we need to get a better option. And that's, that really stuns me. Like I knew there was a little group around me that pretty keen, you know, politically aware, and so on. But there's an awful lot of people either side of the political spectrum, that are saying it's not working, this two party systems are very well, but it's breaking down, we're not getting what we need these days. And I'm going to come out, and I'm going to sort of help, I'm going to wave the banner, and I'm going to support you, because you're the middle option, you're the centrist, you're the one that will listen the out there and help make a change. So that has been the connecting thing or up climate change, or I like to talk more about a renewable energy economy, protecting the environment, climate change is a real red flag. And I like to move right away from that. Because when I say to people who don't believe in climate change, when I say well, what about our water, we need to protect it and make sure it's clean? And what about our air and what we're putting into the air. And everybody's on board with that everybody wants fresh water and clean air and food? That's good. So I think talking about that is far more productive. And then it lets us go straight on to what can we do to make it better, which is to rewire Australia, to really think about how we farming, all of those issues. And especially it doesn't matter where you go, but particularly with farmers, that's more meaningful than saying, Oh, you have to sort of take action against climate change, or what is the action. And I find people are talking to me, not just about that sort of thing. But saying, Well, it's great to have all these announcements and to say, Oh, we've got to do this, we got to do that. But so Ghana, Ghana, Ghana, it's not a let's do it. And this is what we're gonna do. And this is step one. And that's what I like to talk about, we know that we can rewire Australia, we know that we have the renewables with our business counselors already said, Yes, we need a better target. And we got to move. We've even seen a lot of our coal mining plants start looking at what we need to start looking at, we will have to shut down how can we transition? And what else can our product be? Oh, we can do renewables. I think that's a, I think that's coming. And I think people are really recognizing that a lot more. So we do talk about how we can improve our environment and how we can have renewable energy is up and down the electric, when we

Julia Zemiro  8:20   did the launch, Cathy McGowan, I think drove herself down from Victoria to attend, because that's how that's how passionate she feels about knowing full well, that one person can make a difference and change things. And she, of course, was the member for in die and had a lot of did a lot of great work for her electorate there. But what struck me on the day is that, you know, she looked at that group of 350 people and was sort of saying, you may not think that Penny knows how to be a politician yet, because she said, I didn't know I was green when I got in there. But as soon as she got in there, she realized that she did have a voice as an independent, rather than being an opposition where she was fighting for things all the time, and how fast she learnt. And I think what strikes me is that when you look at all the mainly women standing for being an independent, I find you all incredibly overqualified for the job of what I've seen men in suits do now for for 10 years. I just think when I look at you, Penny, you've worked as a teacher, as a teacher special needs, you've been doing it for a very long time, the skills that go into the patience, the focus, the empathy, they're all things that people keep saying I'm missing in, in politics, and I never understood why that would be the place where that should be missing.

Penny Ackery  9:49   Yeah, that's right. And I mean, the other one we can add to there is action and having a plan and actually getting to the end of it. And then if the plan doesn't work, changing it because as I said, I often say As a teacher, like, you know, you have kids, and you've got to teach them a concept. So, you know, you plan it out halfway through then jumping out the window. So you think, Oh, hang on, it's not working, I think I'd better do something different. So you change it straightaway. You don't wait till the end of the lesson. When it's all chaos, you do it straight away. And then you get a good outcome you don't have you know, that's that action. And that's changing what's not working. And one of the things that other people talk to me about as well is that if we're going on the wrong track, and we can see that, why do we keep doing it, like it's not going to make it better? We need to stop, evaluate and change track. And yes, it might look embarrassing, who cares if we get about an outcome. And so that's another thing people are talking about not just talking about things, but actually getting the action happening. And if it's not working the way it should look at it, and change it and do it when it's happened going wrong, not later on. So we can think of a whole lot of things even over the pandemic, things seem to be going well. And then there was a bit of a disaster. And in some cases, we just kept doing the same thing. And it didn't get better. So I think it's those sorts of skills that most people have in life, but we seem to have lost them in that political sphere, for whatever reason,

Julia Zemiro  11:11   for whatever reason, who knows? Well, I would say, for whatever reason, you know, the other thing, too, is that, as independents who are coming into politics, not from the usual route, you've got nothing to lose, and everything to gain by saying, Well, I want to do this because I want to serve you. Whereas it's clear that the system in there now many people, many of them have gotten in there, because it was something that was said to them at high school that they will possibly be perfect for one day, which is to be Prime Minister or to be treasurer or to. And when that dawned on me, it was it was a revelation, because I thought But hang on, I still haven't chosen you. I still haven't chosen you to be in charge of that party, I still haven't chosen you, I will have to kind of cross my fingers and hope you'll do the right thing. So if anything on the 21st on Saturday night, the shake up is something I'm interested in, because you know a lot of people saying oh, we can't shake things up. We don't want it to be chaotic or crazy. Well, firstly, a hung parliament isn't crazy. It's a balanced Parliament as far as I'm concerned. But secondly, we need something to change. It's not you're saying when you're when you're teaching and working with a group of 30 kids, and you've got that lesson plan, and it's not working. Of course, you have to turn it and and work with what's there. And that's, that's such a skill. I think that is such a skill.

Penny Ackery  12:32   Yes. And I think that, like you say that's what lack is lacking at the moment. And I'm in the position I am because I was passionate about getting some change. And I was selected from a group of four other people to be in this position by a whole couple of 100 people. And so I really don't have anything to lose, like, at the moment, I've got a garden out there that is so full of weeds. You know, and I've got a house that needs finishing. And I've got people that I haven't seen for a long time, I've got plenty of things I could do with my life. But so I've got nothing to lose if I if I am gonna win, but just in case I don't, I have another life to go to. It's not like I'm oh my gosh, I'm not the Prime Minister, I'm not in Parliament, oh, that was my dream. This is not my dream, this is what I need to do. Because I've been selected to do it by the community. And we are working as hard as we can to get there. Because it's going to make life better. It's going to make our democracy better. But it's not something that I chose to do. I've got other things I can do in my life. But I'm choosing to do this because people have chosen me to do it.

Julia Zemiro  13:37   I watched one of those town halls on zoom with the four candidates, including you and you were just so succinct and clear as only a teacher can be. Because that's the other thing. You know, it's people say how do you train for politics and what schools none of them went to political school. It's, it's actually teachers who get up in front of kids and talk day after day after day after day after day after day, I think have more kind of energy and more experiencing going I don't need every single person in this room to hear what I'm saying. I just need a few of you to be you know, kind of watching. I know I can see what you're doing. I can see what you're doing. I didn't I did Rick and teachers have this incredible peripheral vision and hearing. They see everything that's happening. They choose to react to the bits they've got to react to.

Penny Ackery  14:24   I love it. That's right. And I mean, it's sort of even coming to kind of and there is some conflict in Parliament at times. There are some things that are said that probably shouldn't be said. And it's as a teacher, well, you just know, like, the worst way to deal with a conflict is to continue the conflict. So just pull back and chill out. And I think that's an important skill that everybody making whatever walk of life needs to happen. Don't get hung up about what somebody's saying, pull back and reassess. And just ignore it and just go on as you're doing. And I mean, you know, as a special ed teacher, that's a great Have a skill to have. Because if you don't have it

Julia Zemiro  15:04   before you were saying, some people have been coming up to you and saying, I've never come to something like this before, I've never been engaged before. So if we're waking people up a little bit, do you think once one person is woken up, that they're awake? Like, there's no going back? Do you feel like they'll keep being engaged?

Penny Ackery  15:27   Look, I believe they will, because I think some people have just sort of gone along and voted and went and shatter their television screens, but not actually become actively involved in what's happening. Now, obviously, if we just have the same people voted back in again, that's going to be harder for them to get that engagement. When I get in, they will be able to engage, because I'll be there knocking on their door saying, Well, you know, come on, what do you think you need, you know, we need to work on this together. But even if it goes back to be the same old bad way we've got at the moment, I think those people that had been energized and decided there's better ways of doing things, and they have got a voice, I think they'll be banging on the door a lot more. And I think they've found that, you know, a lot of these volunteers, we've got 1000s of them have really networked together and formed groups of friendships. And knowing that there's, you know, there's a few of us that will actually go up and, and complain and say, Well, we haven't been answered, why haven't we? I think that might give people a real lift to be able to feel they can do that. Now.

Julia Zemiro  16:31   What have you found surprising out there talking to people,

Penny Ackery  16:34   the number of local issues that we don't know. So what I've been doing, as, I guess, educating perhaps, or passing the message around, so I visited up, they wanted me to go up to Silverdale, which is very north in the electorate, up around Warragamba Latinum. Going up there, because people were really very concerned about the lack of consultation that's happening around this new airport, the Sydney the second Sydney Airport, all the things that are happening with zoning. So people have actually built a house with a granny flat because they want to rent it out while Mum can look after the kids and it provides income. And then suddenly the rezoning happens. And they have to take the granny flat down or they're not allowed to put the second storey on. And so these people aren't being consulted. So I've been talking about that issue about the rezoning that just suddenly happens and the issues that are happening with this airport and not the lack of information about it. So hearing about that and then coming down to the Picton people who are having trouble with their bypass or haven't got one yet that's the trouble. And then going down to even Tara go which is far south here from here with their incinerator waste incinerator. So it's all the different issues that you don't realize it so it surprised me. And how many different issues are more local to that area, what has been great is to actually inform those people down, say in gunning, this is what's happening around the airport area. And let me tell you, when I go north, what's happening down here, so it's not so much surprising, but it's been it's been an experience to be able to let people know what happens on their patch is really important to them. But there's a whole lot of other things that may affect one day, especially with signing what's going to happen on their patch as well, even though at the moment might not. So maybe not so much surprising. But I've been surprised in the passion of those local people about what's happening in their area. Just two days ago, two evenings ago, I went to Crookwell Crookwell had funded over the many years and ran through voluntary assistance through a voluntary board, wonderful aged care home. And when I went into that hole to talk about what was going to happen to the aged care home because they now need to merge with United care they're going to merge with Cole was packed, there would have been a well over 200 people there. And the feeling in the room of that community, how passionate they are about keeping that aged care in their area, rather than having it closed down and move somewhere else. And the work and the effort and the volunteering that's happened to make these aged care work for so many years, and the passion they want. They have in keeping it open. That was really an eye opener rather than surprising to know that in a small community, people really work together and really care about each other. And the importance of this. There were a lot of young people there as well as older people and the nurses were there their concern about what is what is happening in aged care all over that's affecting them. That was really uplifting to know that so many communities like that can come together and really make a difference in a change.

Julia Zemiro  19:48   What always astounds me with something like aged care and early childhood care is it's all of us. Like it's not something that exists over there. I'm going To be aged care in a few years, in 20 years time, you know, we are all going to be if we're lucky to live that long, we're going to be aged care. Our friends, I don't have my own children. But you know, the beginning of childcare, the beginning of how what kind of education and getting early childhood education, that is only going to help you become a better adult, a better citizen, a better voter, it just blows my mind. So when you hear all the horrible things that happened in aged care, that certainly came out during COVID. They are all our relatives, they are our friends and family. And this community is obviously and the young people too, are saying I want to be able to visit my grandmother. Every weekend, I want to know that my grandfather's being looked after, it's, I don't want to have to drive great distances to pop in and have a cup of tea. Because that's what makes us feel like a happier person and not be stressed because we've left them somewhere on the other side of the state. And there they all were. Yeah,

Penny Ackery  20:59   that is so true. And that was one of the issues that was coming up that if that if you're likely it won't be closed, but there was a threat that it could be closed, which means that all those people from Crookwell, who have people that have lived in the area for decades, suddenly going off to some other aged care that really shows how important it is to keep those rural communities together. Because these people have built such an amazing thing, fundraising themselves, and volunteering on boards and keeping it all going for so long, that it's a special part of their town. And it's special to them, because it does keep their relatives, their moms, dads, grandparents, and so on, right within the community. So that community spirit is still there. And we need to be really aware that there are many, many, many regional communities that want that community spirit to see. It's almost like a big family of big extended family in these small communities. And we shouldn't be trying to make them bigger and bigger and bigger, we should acknowledge that. This is how some communities work best.

Julia Zemiro  21:58   But also, if at a federal level and a state level, you allow those people to keep doing what they do so well, which is take initiative, do things try and keep things together, you work as a team, you're not having to do it all as a leader, necessarily, but you're empowering others, which is what makes us interested in being better citizens. It's what makes us interested in keeping things beautiful, green, healthy, nearby, close by connected. That's that's where I've been sort of fascinated in this whole process in the last year and because of COVID, shutting us all down and separating us all of how we all come back together again. And you know, don't get people keep saying they're disconnected from voting that citizens are disconnected from voting. They're often not disconnected from the community. But it's then how it translates to, oh, who's your voice, then that goes to camera and says, Oh, can I just tell you about Crookwell I hope people are starting to see that there's a link, you know, that there's like, there's this umbilical cord that takes you there, whether you like it or not, it's there. So if you want to complain and complain, if you're not going to do anything about it, then I can't help you.

Penny Ackery  23:09   That's right, isn't it. And even, you know, I went there. And they said that I was there, I didn't speak or anything like that. I just listened and was amazed. But the number of people that came up and spoke to me about even the meal fellow from Meals on Wheels, who organizes it in Crookwell? And the saying, Look, you know, we get subsidized for seven meals, seven people, but we've actually they've actually assessed us and we've got 15. So there's an issue straightaway that go that I can take to higher levels to say, Well, you've the government has assessed that there are 15 people needing Meals on Wheels, but you're only subsidizing seven of them. So what happens to the rest of them. So it's things like that, that are really important.

Julia Zemiro  23:51   And it's insulting to be ignored that way too, because it's about detail, the devil is always in the detail. We know that we know that. You see it as well in your work as a teacher. It's the little things, the details that add up to make something work. And, again, I would say any of the people who are standing as independents in their jobs and what they've done, I think more lived and work experience, then then many of the people in charge, what can people do to help at this point, Penny.

Penny Ackery  24:19   So the best thing to do is to go onto my website, Penny accurate.com.au. And you can volunteer and there's spreadsheets there for volunteering for pre poll moving, or pre polling booths. And also obviously on the day itself, because like I mentioned, there's around about 80 polling booths on the day. So if we can have at least one preferably two people on each of those booths, that will be just enormously helpful and it will really, really make a difference. And so that's the best thing people can do at the moment. We're still you know, we're having people stand on the rail and road and on the sides of some of the other roads waving placards in the morning. so they can definitely volunteer for that. And that's a lot of fun doing that you meet lots of great people and and it's really uplifting when you have lots of honks and waves. And so that's a great thing. People are more than welcome to volunteer to do that. And again, they can volunteer through the website. The polling day is essential. And as many pre polling people that can come to man, the four polling booths beforehand is would be fantastic. Yeah, we've already got we've got a fair few already people volunteering, we've got a roster, but all the more the merrier. And minor just add, we have people coming from the Blue Mountains to do pre polling. We have people from Maggi coming to pre Paul, for us. We have people from Wellington, coming to pre Paul from Canberra. And these people have even been door knocking and letterboxing. So the feeling that we really, really need to change is not just within each separate electorate, but it's a broad thing. And people are wanting to help from outside to make that change happen.

Julia Zemiro  25:57   That's that was my case. You know, I'm in Whitlam and you know, and I wanted to come and help because I mean, I'll say quite honestly, I don't think Angus Taylor's doing any good in that community. I don't think he understands that community. And I was interested to, the only way to learn about something is to become part of it. And doing that launch was so it was a very eye opening to me to about how it works and how I found a lot of the people, like I said in, in that basketball court, I was chatting to them beforehand, we all were we all chatting while we were waiting for it to start. And some of them were curious. Some of them were undecided. Some of them had never been to something like this before. As you've said, some knew exactly what was going on. Some was saying I've got a young person in my life, or my daughter's in her teens or my son's just turned 20. And and how did they get involved? They were hungry for information. And that's been very interesting to me. Because if people are hungry for information, we've got to give it to them. And I think what's been really dispiriting is I think we've had a government in the last 10 years that doesn't want to empower people at all to know less and less and less about what's going on. And don't ask the question, read the back page, just check out what's happening in sport and entertainment. And don't look at the rest. And our lives are just intertwined with what happens in Canberra, they just end locally in our electorate, we have to be we have to care you have to care otherwise can't complain. Sorry. That's my that's my I'd have a T shirt saying can't complain if you don't get involved.

Penny Ackery  27:34   Yeah, look, that's true. And one of the other really big things that's come out through is even the volunteers people that are interested that you know, they are interested in politics, they're aware, the the lack of knowledge that people often have, about how the system works, how the actual voting works. So we've all got a bit of an idea, but I've was really informed by some of the things I've watched on YouTube about preferential voting. I thought I knew. But there's a whole lot of things wrong. Yeah, right. Okay. So what are us as volunteers and people that are talking to people on the streets, we're actually starting to educate if you like, people about what how they actually vote. And when you put a preference like what does that actually mean? Does it actually go anywhere? Or it might depend on the photo? But it's also making sure that they know which isn't the tablecloth? Or is it the little sheep? Which one are you wearing as low house with a little one, and I may not, they're educated people, but we don't, whether it's something we need to do in schools a lot more or whether it just me needs to be really hammered home when elections happen to remind people, because there's a system that works really well. But if we're informed about how we make the system work, then we empower ourselves a lot more. Acropolis the other day, I had a lady stopped me and she said, one of your door knockers came to the door, and I was in my pajamas. But my young young son came and you know, he's I think he was just turning to vote. And so this person was able to explain to him and I learned a lot she said about what you actually do on on voting day, and how you you know how the system works, but also about those other issues that I wasn't aware of, and he wasn't. So I believe we've actually not just had a an election campaign, but an education campaign to

Julia Zemiro  29:22   100%. And it's got to keep going to because I remember the first time I voted, I didn't know that there was a huge sheet of paper and the small one. Now that's like a secret, isn't it? It's like a weird secret that people turn up and go, What is going is this? Is this normal that the papers this big? Why is it this big? No one really talks about it. And whenever people do talk about it in Canberra, it's the clicks. They know all about it, because they live it and breathe it and do it. Why is that not filtering down? And if people have not preferential voted properly in the past, well then what's the result of that? she'll even mean, you know, if you don't, if you're not voting in the correct way for what you might want by accident, then something's something seriously wrong. People only seem to have to talk about how to vote, when it happened when it needs to happen, rather than going learn it every year, learned every year, this is how it is Be it at school kids can tell their parents or parents don't even know. You know. And often that happens, isn't it? Doesn't it kids often are telling they're often educating their own parents about about things. So yeah, an education campaign. Absolutely. So people can get in touch get on the website, get out there. On the night itself. Where will you be? Do you think you're going to be local, with some people with your team?

Penny Ackery  30:47   Well, we've been discussing that over the last few weeks. And at one stage, we thought I will make a place in the middle of the electorate and bus people in and then we thought, Well, somebody's got to drive home again, I think the lead, I think what we're going to try to do is have something in Golden, which is the biggest center down here. And then something up Camden way. And because we have so many volunteers up north down south, and I'm not because of the size of the electorate, I'd love to think I could get in and out, it takes us two and a half hours to get from Camden down to here. Don't think that's going to work. But especially because the results are going to come in pretty quick. And it's going to be number one meat anyway. Yeah, we thought it would. So we'll probably have two events, and seeing if we can work at so that we can actually people can stay in their own home state Bundanoon or a Ghanian or borrower, and they can zoom in and join the party. So we've yet to sort of work out the finer details of that. But to unlike in a smaller electorate, where you just have one and everybody pops in and it takes them half an hour to an hour. You know, we don't want people traveling late at night, you know that the polling booths shuts, and then they've got to rush down somewhere. So we're, we're looking at having two venues, and I'll probably stay down this area, I'll probably finish up there and then travel down. But that's the thought at the moment, but trying to see if we can get other people, the volunteers, they can stay in their own homes have their own little parties, but they connected to us. So yeah, I have to get my son in to do a bit of tech work their opinion

Julia Zemiro  32:15   of what we all want we all Penny, I've never been more engaged in the election before. I've always been keen. I've always had little election parties and watch don't get me wrong. It's going to be a very interesting, maybe historically significant night, I think the best thing about what's happened, this election is a lot more people are asking questions and wanting to find out how this system works and how we can make it better for all of us. And that is not a glib sentence, I genuinely feel like we need to keep being involved in that. And you've been a very big part in being one of those incredible independents who have a perfectly nice life. And I'm happy doing the things they're doing, but stood up, volunteered to be one of the four was chosen and has worked incessantly since So personally, I want to thank you for just being that extraordinary. Get up and try get up and do and getting finding out so much information and bring it back to us and I have all my fingers crossed for you for the night Penny. It's been a real pleasure meeting you and being part of a little bit of a part of your of your journey.

Penny Ackery  33:24   Well thanks, Julia. And I really appreciate the support that you're giving. But all the people around Australia who send me emails and best wishes and let's have a change. So far, so many people around Australia are looking for that change and all the support that you've given and other people have given. I think we were on the road to change.

Julia Zemiro  33:42   Alright, fingers crossed. Thank you. Thanks, Julia.

Dan Ilic  33:47   What out what up? Jay Z asked who cares? Should boy Jay Z makes noise novedge as a journalism hero, this is Julius Amira asks, Who cares?

Julia Zemiro  33:57   I really want to thank penny for speaking with me today. It was actually her birthday. She told me at the end of the call. She had her brothers and family coming to visit for a barbecue that day. Also, Penny's husband, John after a long illness died a couple of weeks ago, and she's continuing with her campaign. And I really think that speaks to her commitment and energy and strength to keep on going. And she says she has said on on on her social media that it's something that he absolutely wanted her to keep going with. So and I think it's important to to tell you that Penny's campaign is crowd funded primarily by people from across the human electorate. She's not accepting funds from climate 200 As many of the Indies are, or get up or of course, she's not accepting anything from oil and gas companies or pharmaceuticals or any other special interest group. I thought it was worth pointing that out. And if you want to help, especially on polling day that's absolutely needed. So go to her website. To me, the whole election period has been a she says not just an election campaign, but an education campaign. Are you shocked? I am. I'm shocked by how many people don't quite know how the system works. And we really hopefully, will change that a bit more in the future because that's crazy. We should know a lot more about how the system works. All right. That's podcast number five. One more to go. CC

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This episode is supported by the jib foundation. Melbourne locals are not impressed with Anthony Albanese this morning,

Unknown Speaker  0:10   this project will transform the way that Melbourne Ian's can get around the city.

Alex Dyson  0:16   It's a theme. I said, when he tried to speak to you, but you're a tool for Murdoch, and I'm not I'm an employee of Sky News. And I know Australians know that I can be a bit of a

Unknown Speaker  0:30   bulldozer. Scott Morrison is today said he's a bulldozer a bulldozer. Rex thinks I'm a builder.

Robbie McGreggor  0:37   Jam frat house issues breaking down the election one issue at a time brought to you by rational fear.

Jan Fran  0:49   Hello, and welcome to Gentran has issues. Yes, this is the podcast where we break down the election, one issue at a time and today's issue. My goodness, it's a very special issue. Because it's very close to Daniel's just heart.

Alex Dyson  1:05   It should be yours to Jen should be close to every one of y'all as your heart is in a place your heart is melting.

Jan Fran  1:13   What is the issue that we're going to be looking at on today's episode,

Alex Dyson  1:16   the issue we're gonna be talking about is climate change, which is actually a pretty big issue for this audience. Gen friend or have you know, the audience listens to you?

Jan Fran  1:25   I do not well, actually, climate change is a pretty big issue for quite a lot of Australians, the quiet Australians, the louder Australians, the rural Australians sitting Australians,

Alex Dyson  1:34   it's super interesting to see that climate change is at the top of the list of the ABC compassed issues yet it seems to be at the bottom list of any major party wanting to talk about it. Well,

Jan Fran  1:45   I think the thing that I like about you when it comes to climate change is you're all about using the power that you have to try and make a positive change around this issue, correct? Well, this

Alex Dyson  1:55   is it because we all need to do it. We all need to be working using our powers where we are with the communities we're in to try and make climate change an issue to try and get action on climate change. Because we've only got a few years left before we're all living in a sauna baby. And you know, some people, some people are excited about that, you know, some people love that I'm not a big fan of that myself, you know, it's gonna get it's gonna get hot, it's gonna get wet, it's gonna get dry, it's gonna get crusty, it's gonna get fiery, it's gonna get, oh, it's gonna get all the things all at once all the time. And we just need to try and mitigate that and fix that ASAP. So we're running out of time. So we all need to use our own powers where we are to do more for the climate to make climate and the election issue. And I made that commit to myself a couple of years ago. And I said, right, I'm going to kind of really focus a rational fear on climate. And I said, right, I'm gonna buy the biggest billboard in Times Square. And it's all up to everyone where they are in their own communities to do their little bit and run now in the next couple of weeks. Well, the next 10 days is going to be a really important time to kind of make those voices heard.

Jan Fran  2:58   Yeah, well, you're not the only one that's made that commitment. A little bit later in the show you guys gonna be hearing from two people who have also made a very big commitment to try and get some action on climate change. Albeit they've done it in two very different ways. We'll meet each of those people in just a little bit. Before we get to our main issue, though, as always, we'd like to take issue with something something that happened during the week Dan, what what be is floating around your bonnet?

Alex Dyson  3:24   Oh, this is really buzzing in my ears right now. I tell you what, there's a clip from sunrise. With Stuart Robert going on there to talk about it talk up a brand new program a brand new government scheme to do something that already exists? Well, the

Unknown Speaker  3:39   coalition has pledged $5 million to develop a new technology skills passport, it would provide a digital record of workers skills and qualifications and help people identify further training opportunities or credentials to progress their careers.

Alex Dyson  3:56   Oh, from the guy that brought you the COVID cipher app and Robo debt comes Robo LinkedIn. Yes. Fantastic. I'm can't wait for the government to create LinkedIn for all of us. It already exists to it. Robert, LinkedIn, it's also it there's an offline version. It's called a resume. Sure. It's got a fancy French name, but a lot of people in English have a resume and people who will print them out and take them to job interviews. It exists it we don't need this

Jan Fran  4:25   hang on hang on. Let's just can we give the minister just a little bit of time to explain exactly what this thing is going to do get the look it might be different. Here he is. Employment. What do you got?

Unknown Speaker  4:36   So who's gonna benefit exactly who across Australia?

Unknown Speaker  4:39   Well imagine an Australian that's done one year university a few vocational courses they've done a private sector course. All of that reflected all of it covered by a common credit point if you like so can all be understood. And then you can simply see what if I did this one extra course I can get that qualification. If I upgraded that I can get that qualification ever Every Australian will benefit.

Jan Fran  5:04   Literally, no Australian is going to benefit from this. It is, as you say, very much LinkedIn with a sprinkle of Google, and quite possibly an offline paper resume. Like it's those three things put together. I don't know if we need this mic. Good, sir.

Alex Dyson  5:18   No, no, we definitely don't need and there is also something very similar that exists at a federal level to it's called a USI, which is a unique student identifier. And that is where you can actually attach all your qualifications to but you actually don't need this. And it totally baffles me as to who is going to get this contract. It's like, is it going to be one of Stuart Roberts's mates? Is it gonna be a donor? Is it going to be the guy who created hello world? Is it going to be a is it a fossil fuel company looking to kind of get out of fossil fuels to get into tech? Is this what's gonna happen? Is it just someone who is a donor to the Liberal Party is going to get this gig? Well keep

Jan Fran  5:53   a close eye because it's $5 million, and someone looks at to get it. And if it does go the way the COVID safe up, went? That'd be to one of the circles of hell, because costs get this it costs $9 million. And they'd identified just 17. close contacts. That's her a channel nine report.

Alex Dyson  6:15   Jam, but what price can you put on getting COVID? You can't, can you? I mean, you can't make everything free. You can't make become a rat test free Kenya.

Jan Fran  6:23   You know what I would not price 17 unique close contacts at $9 million. That's that's that I've done? I've crunched the numbers. They don't add up, Dan,

Alex Dyson  6:32   well, I'm going to start a brand new app myself, it's going to allow you to send 140 character message to anyone you have the phone number two, and it's going to be called message sender. And it's going to be funded by the federal government. I'm going to take $10 million for it. I'll take that. Thank you very much, Stuart Robert.

Robbie McGreggor  6:50   Jam frat house issues.

Jan Fran  6:53   Okay, on to our key issue of the episode. And I would say of the last few decades, climate change, a lot of Australians care about it, not making a huge dent on the campaign trail this year. And as we know, in the last well, decade and a half down, we haven't exactly covered ourselves in glory when it comes to tackling climate change now halfway.

Alex Dyson  7:15   Well, first of all, Jen, can I just say, if climate change is real, why am I wearing a jumper today?

Jan Fran  7:22   Let's talk no one's talking about global cooling.

Alex Dyson  7:25   Our colleagues? No, you're absolutely right over the last 20 years or 30 years. Well, really since Bob Hawke, every single Prime Minister has met the knife due to the nefarious activities of our fossil fuel industry. And that is a well stated fact, anytime there has been any kind of climate action implemented by the government. It's been undone by either the next government or with someone right faction within their own party. So it is it the both major parties basically have failed us and climate for a good three decades now.

Jan Fran  7:56   So here is what we are asking. If politics and politicking and our parliamentary system can get us into this hot mess. Can it also get us out? We haven't been very good at tackling climate change. Now have we? You know how we had six Prime Ministers in a decade and accomplishment that got us labeled the Q capital of the world? Yeah, that was over climate policy. We are consistently ranked among the lowest performing developed nations in the world when it comes to cutting carbon emissions or having a clear Climate Action Plan or weaning ourselves off fossil fuels. I mean, Australians want climate action poll after poll shows this the states want it heck New South Wales has already invested $32 billion in renewable energy. Big business wants action, the business councils on board with net zero emissions by 2050. Our biggest airline is on board. The bloody minerals Council is on board. So why has our government plural sucked so hard at tackling this issue? Well, the thing that has gotten in the way of federal politics is federal politics. A toxic combination of factional fighting personality clashes free collection results, rules that allow parties to just topple a PM, although the Labour Party did change that malleable media fossil fuel lobbies and attack dog opposition leaders, none more effective than Tony Abbott. Do you remember the carbon tax the thing that sunk the Gilad government? I mean, she did say

Unknown Speaker  9:27   there will be no Carbon Tax under the government I lead.

Jan Fran  9:31   But who could have predicted a hung parliament at the 2010 election. This is where neither party got a majority 76 low house seats. This would lead labour to negotiate with the crossbench and ultimately to this

Unknown Speaker  9:42   Prime Minister Julia Gilad today unveiled plans to introduce a fixed price on carbon emissions by June next year with a transition to an emissions trading scheme after that.

Jan Fran  9:54   Yeah. Just listen, though, to the way that Julia Gillard talks about climate change and intermissions.

Unknown Speaker  10:01   I'm determined to do it. Because climate change is real. We have never before lived with so many people on the planet emitting so much carbon pollution. If you put a price on something, then people will use less of

Jan Fran  10:15   it. Well, we didn't put a price on carbon because, Oh, what's this?

Unknown Speaker  10:20   Opposition Leader Tony Abbott described the announcement as an utter betrayal of Labour's election commitment, not to introduce a carbon tax and vowed to fight it every second of every day.

Jan Fran  10:33   And that he did, my friends at

Unknown Speaker  10:37   the trial of the Australian people left the Australian people could not trust the prime minister on this. They can't trust on anything. But the shattered and she will be judged by it. This is a labour green carbon tax, and it's gonna drive up prices, threaten jobs and do nothing at all. For the environment, any carbon tax regime, everyone will pay a great big new tax that just for starters, will drive your power bill up by $300 a year. We're not talking about changing it. We're talking about scrapping it. Can I make that crystal clear, was political desperation. It was political panic, which led her to make a bare face like this Prime Minister is not Frank, she is a fraud. This tax is all about making the essentials of modern life more expensive, we won't be able to turn on our air conditioner or our heater.

Jan Fran  11:47   Yeah. Tony went hard on the carbon tax, especially about it driving up the cost of living. Let me tell you the reason, though, that I'm bringing all of this up. It's because years later, his chief of staff Peter Cridland made the most extraordinary admission about that time. He she is on Sky in 2017.

Peta Credlin  12:10   Along comes a carbon tax. It wasn't a carbon tax. As you know, it was many other things in the in the military terms. We made it a carbon tax.

Jan Fran  12:19   We made it a fight about the hip pocket and not about the environment. I'm sorry, what? It wasn't a carbon tax, you just made it up. So all that shit about not being able to turn on your air conditioner and petrol prices. That was brutal retail politics. Wow. Imagine if we curbed our carbon emissions 11 years ago, instead of having the same conversation over and over again. Thanks, politics. Here's the question though. If politics can fuck things up, can politics fix things? The so called tail independent seem to think so. They are a loosely affiliated bunch of candidates that are running on a strong climate action platform in a bid to unseat moderate liberals, they are posing a real threat in some inner city seats such as Denise Wentworth or Melbournes. Goldstein, their aim is to stack the crossbench and hold a united voice when it comes to climate policy. In the event of a hung parliament, for example, the crossbench very powerful, nothing gets done without them, as we've seen. So is this the answer to getting the strong climate action we need from our federal government? Yes, is it the answer indeed, well, at least one person thinks that it might be the answer. And that person is a gentleman by the name of Alex Dyson, who you might have heard. If you're cheeky enough like me. on Triple J.

Alex Dyson  13:57   Tom and Alex, if you're a boomer, you may have heard of Alex dice.

From the times when radio broadcasting was a thing. Or if you're a great grandfather, you may have heard from your grandchildren and a guy today at the pre polling voted for me after his whole life voting for labour is gonna crack sasta Great. Well done congratulate

Jan Fran  14:22   Alex dice and welcome to you running as an independent for the Victorian seat of one and how's that? How's the campaign going? You're running as an independent? Yeah, give us a bit of a of an update as to how the last few weeks have been foyer.

Alex Dyson  14:36   Look, it's been pretty intense tonight is the six candidates forum that I will have been to Portland is the venue. It's about four hours west of Melbourne. But the vibe is good. Like people are really getting around it like it is interesting. The problem with getting bigger because I got 10% In the last election I have running as an independent. This time around we're sort of gunning for more

10% And you weren't even really trying last election. I did it with my eyes closed last time.

It was it was a good attempt. But it was a very short, like, I got my forms in eight minutes before the EAC cut off, and it was a bit of a surprise candidate.

So yeah, this time around, we've been doing it for six months, so many meetings, hundreds of people. So the getting the face and the name out there for people who didn't like to get up and go and hard listening to Triple J every morning. It's it's really, it's been really nice. And someone who you know, is your friend and say, has seen you kind of go through this bit of a trajectory. You seem to be working so hard at it, and it is so admirable. My question is like, Are you exhausted? Did you think it was gonna be this hard second time round? Like I think it's a similarly exhausting to last time. But the more momentum you get, and the more conversation you have, the more people are voting for you. You're like, Oh, my goodness, this is excellent. And your spirits get buoyed. But then, as the other candidates and parties start noticing, there's also more things to attack. And there's more interesting comments, and there's more people who know your name and then want to, you know, bring down the campaign or what kind of attacks if they've been going back into the Triple J archive from like, 2009. And putting out something obscure that you and Tom Ballard might have made a joke about? Well, they time that I turned off the Vengaboys. We like to party halfway through getting me the nickname rat dog has not been brought up by many of the candidates so far. But I was even on Facebook last night and the United Australia party were calling me a stooge, because I'd accepted $30,000, and then another $30,000, from climate 200 to help me run on an integrity and climate and respect for women basis. And, yeah, you're just sort of like, write out a response and then delete it and go now there's no point of even getting into it. But it takes up the mental, the mental space of trying to say, Yeah, well, we all like even just go okay, I am a stooge. Are you also a stooge are the other party's stages? Yeah, you just find it very difficult you start having these semantic conversations with, with people rather than how do we make Australia better together kind of conversations? Yeah, I remember having a chat with you about this, Alex Dyson some years ago. And you actually flight you said, Ah, this, this is sort of like idea floating around have, you know, any citizen, how would you feel about this gen of, you know, potentially, like running as I tried to get you to run?

Jan Fran  17:44   And I think I said that the short answer was no. And the long answer was Fuck no. Do that. Yeah. You know, this idea has been kicking around for some time. And you actually went and did it. You did it. You've done it two years in a row. You're doing it again, in the lead up to this election. So why why? Why are you running? And does that make you a fundamentally better human being than me? No, absolutely

Alex Dyson  18:09   not. I just I found it very hard to know people don't listen to you. Like they just don't listen to. I mean, you've been policy hasn't been changed because of the France. You know, Greta Thunberg has made a lot of noise and has got a great following. Nothing gets done. Oh, you know, it's Jan's won a Walkley. And before she won that Walkley, they had she had a swinging door that couldn't be held open. But thanks. So that Walkley, that has changed the position of that door, that door, no longer swing open willy nilly in the wind? Yeah. My friend watching the politicians say to school children, walking out of school and begging them to do something about climate change, have better targets, you know, invest more heavily. They say, well, they really shouldn't be learning in school, they don't get listened to. So I'm saying I'm running as independent. You can vote for me on these particular things. I feel more comfortable doing that, or even some of the videos putting out just saying do your research and vote for someone who represent it because just not voting in our own interest or voting through political inertia? I find extremely frustrating.

Jan Fran  19:18   And so on some level, you must feel like the the frame of politics, our the way our political system is, is still the best way to bring about change for Australia.

Alex Dyson  19:29   Is it the best way? That's interesting? I think it is. Yeah, that was probably the quickest way to actually make change because I've been using my keep cup. I've been trying to have shorter showers. You know, I've been recycling for many years. But unless we have an actual target and we hit the source of our biggest emissions, we're not going to get there and unfortunately, the private sector is doing the stuff like I was having. I was out on a beef farm The other day and talking with someone who's been working with the Beef Council and they've got a net zero target for 2030.

They would have Surprise, surprise. Government doesn't even have that. Yeah. And so they're getting dragged along. And it's like, yeah, what did you do to do that? I mean, it's a great project. You've been out of the bloody games, arcades while we've been doing the work, you come back and take credit for the project. It's unbelievable.

Jan Fran  20:27   Those who are listening who are concerned about climate change, like can we just go through? I know, Dan, you are like, somehow the the store of all climate information, I don't think I've met anyone who knows more. Who is more of a climate generalists than Danny Leach, like, you have facts and figures, my dude that people do not have, or maybe I've not met

Alex Dyson  20:48   him to meet a few more people that

Jan Fran  20:51   I need to get out more. That's what you're saying. Okay, that's fair. But Can Can we just go like quickly through what the Labour Party is proposing what the what the coalition is proposing or the greens are proposing? And then Alex, where you fit into all of this as an independent? Okay,

Alex Dyson  21:05   let's take a quick look, there's a couple things to think about here. There's net zero, and then there's the targets to get to net zero. So Liberal Party, the coalition promising net zero by 2050, they have no interim target, there's no 2030 Target or no 2035 Target, their emissions reduction target is 26% 26 to 28%, on 2005 levels, for around 2030. But that's a really old target. To put it in perspective, the government is saying that they've reduced emissions by 20%. But in fact, actual emissions have gone up by 4%. Their way of reducing emissions for this netzero is through hypothetical drawdown technologies like carbon capture storage, and ways to suck carbon out of the sky, which haven't been invented yet. The actual emissions created a home should go down. But what's caught our scope three emissions emissions that we export are actually going to expand because according to their 2050, net zero by 2050, Target, the export emissions are gonna go up for some reason. So it's this weird thing where they're like, no, no, no, no, we're going to export more fossil fuels. But somehow we're going to take all the carbon out of the sky and put it in a little can and put it underground. They have this slogan called technology, not taxes. But in the latest budget, they cut nearly a billion dollars over the next three years for arena and the Clean Energy Finance Corporation. That is the renewable energy technology agencies responsible for renewable technology. So that is that is the coalition Okay, once labor doing alright, and labor labor have a plan, they've got an interesting plan, net zero by 2050. There 2030 target is 43% on 2005 levels, that is pretty good. A lot of scientists say we actually need to be around 70%. But that is better than what liberals have actually got, which is currently zero. They've got this strategy called powering Australia, which is basically electrifying everything. They've got a national Evie electric vehicle strategy, they're going to do a whole bunch of grid upgrades to grid. So it makes it easy for renewable technology and renewables to kind of enter the grid. And they've they're promising 60 and 40,000 jobs to do that will align up with the Paris Agreement. Maybe but probably not in Australian still leads to a lot more.

Jan Fran  23:15   Okay, the greens, you think the Greens have a much more progressive climate strategy, what is it?

Alex Dyson  23:19   It's in the name, so they've got net zero by 2035, very, very aggressive, clean energy generation, rapid transition from coal and gas by 2030. And a huge, a huge campaign to move workers through a just transition through pensions. So that is interesting, like labour doesn't really even talk about just transition. But greens are the greens are kind of got this huge plan to kind of move workers out of these industries, either on pensions or retraining for renewables. They are also proposing something strange 100 million tonnes of negative emissions by 2040. But there's no actual way to do it yet. So they are also kind of playing in the funny funny, we hope thoughts and prayers space the Liberals are, but they are promising 100 millions tons of negative emissions, that is Australia will be in charge of sucking out 100 billion tons out of the sky of carbon that to do that 800,000 jobs and it will meet the Paris targets.

Jan Fran  24:19   Okay, so they're the major minor parties. Alex, where are you? Where do you fit into this equation?

Alex Dyson  24:25   I come at it from a talkback background. Okay, being in radio, I get on there and I say, What song would you like to request? Or how are we going to transition to renewables as quickly as possible? And so what I've been doing is trying to talk to people like Danny Lee, I called a an energy expert from AMU and talked through it's like, how are we going to do that and just, they were so knowledgeable. It's one of my favorite conversations of the campaign. We're talking about green hydrogen, brown, hydrogen, gray hydrogen, there's blue hydrogen. Okay, at the end of it, I just Wow, do you get calls all the time from politicians like to, to, you know, ask how we should do this. And then like, no. One one time, someone from Zaarly Steggles office called the independent for robbery and got one time that called and I was like, oh my goodness, I hope that I can campaign and I can win so that I don't have to come up and tell everyone what we should do. I'll just say listen to this person. Well, I think you've made the first mistake there that is listening to experts. Alex. No one in Parliament listens to experts. They always do a report and a review and they put their report somewhere sacred, like the bottom drawer, or the shredder and never look at it again. Yeah. Yeah.

Jan Fran  25:42   Thank you for your time. But good luck with the rest of the campaign. And, look, we might see you running again in 2025, baby.

Alex Dyson  25:50   Ah, well, I think it could be the day after if I was giving birth, like yourself, Jad. The very next day, it'd be like never again. Maybe. Maybe in a few years, I'll get politically lucky.

Sod myself back up for this absolute roller coaster. Who knows? That's the way. Well, thank you very much, Tim. Good to keep up the good work. And yeah, we'll talk to you after May 21. I might have to go buy a suit.

Jan Fran  26:14   Wow. Now we're talking commitment. I don't think I've ever seen you in a suit. Damn. This episode

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Alex Dyson  26:25   He's caught he's got a parliament.

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Alex Dyson  26:32   Jen, it was so great to talk with Alex there. I really feel like that's a really great example of somebody who cares about climate and is working with in their own community to make change. And our next guest Anjali Sharma is doing that inside her community, but her community is young people.

Jan Fran  26:52   Ah, Anjali, thanks so much for joining us on Jan. Fran has issues I can't help but notice that you are in your school uniform.

Anjali Sharma  26:59   I am I got her that 10 minutes ago played with the dog. And now I'm here did not have time to change. But you know, the dog got a nice game of fetch, so that we go.

Alex Dyson  27:10   I mean, I didn't I can't imagine the stress around that not only year 12 but also taking on the Commonwealth of Australia. Where do you find time in your life can to do this? That is that is that is a very big task you've taken upon yourself, Anjali.

Anjali Sharma  27:24   Oh, look, I mean, when you're passionate enough about selling and all fits in, right? I have one of the one of the things that I value the most is my mother, she always encourages me to just you know, say stuff you'd love and do the things that I actually care about. I got invited to Sydney for the things that I think you're part of Jan the some debate thing and it's the day before our English sack. I'm almost like oh, just just go you know, just just just girls know, the day before. But um, yeah, we find we find time.

Jan Fran  27:55   What a legend doing the complete opposite of what the federal government is doing, which is saying stay in school, caring about climate change so much

Anjali Sharma  28:04   that now I'm giving them more ammo. To school, I'm very much in school.

Alex Dyson  28:10   Jen, staying in school is a delay tactic for climate. We can't afford to have these kids in school. They're gonna be out on the streets. That's true. Maybe

Anjali Sharma  28:17   I should run maybe I should run for parliament.

Dan Ilic  28:19   Yeah, hey, girl,

Jan Fran  28:22   I'm not gonna stand in your way. That's for sure.

Alex Dyson  28:25   This is what we're talking about. This is the kind of action we're talking about. We just spoke with Alex Dyson, who's running in his community of women. And Anjali, you have done something absolutely extraordinary. For people who don't know your story. Can you give us a cliff notes, quick summary of what the last couple of years has been like for you?

Anjali Sharma  28:42   Yeah, so in 2020, I became the lead litigant in a class action against the Federal Environment Minister Susan Lee. And basically, it was me and few of my friends. And we took the federal government to court to argue that they have a duty of care to all Australian children under the age of 18, to protect us from the impacts of climate change. It's no case groundbreaking case, because it wasn't argued under environmental law as such, but under a common law, like a duty of care, which in my mind seems pretty, you know, like seems pretty straightforward. Yes, she's a politician, she should care about us. Unfortunately, the Federal Court of Appeal did not see it that way. And a few months ago, she was found to not have this duty of care. And so that's it the cases shut now. But I guess that has been my journey over the last two years and now I'm just doing activism yelling at the government whenever I whenever I can.

Jan Fran  29:38   Yeah, what a roller coaster of emotions because as you say, Susan Lee was found to actually have a duty of care initially, when what was that moment like for you? And I should say that this was you and I think there was maybe seven, seven other young people every time I use the word young people. Very old. I'm just gonna use it. It was you and seven others that that took Susan Lee to court and she was bound to have a duty of care towards you. When that verdict was handed down. What was that moment like for you?

Anjali Sharma  30:10   Okay, you'll love this verdict was handed down. I was not in court. I was not fronting the media. I was in my economics class. I tested daily stuff, you federal government, I do stay in school. But yeah, so I was in my economics class, admittedly not listening, because I didn't have the federal court live stream up on my laptop did not have because the amount of legal jargon in these places like I had no idea it was going on, did not know that we want until about an hour later, when the lawyers finally, you know, got to their phones. And we're like, by the way, you're down there in Melbourne, though, we won. So that's, you know, kind of an hour later, I was like, Oh, we weren't super, super cool. It was, uh, it just knowing that the studio of care could have set a precedent for, I guess, the approval of all new fossil fuel projects as part of this in this portfolio, because it would have required her to take into account the fact that she then could be pursued with further legal action for breaching this duty of care. That would have been monumental in the course of Australian law, because it could have stopped her from approving certain really, really big fossil fuel projects. And, you know, knowing that that was the case at that point that made me so sort of hopeful and just served so happy. Like, I found out I was, I was, it was the period after and I was just like, telling my friends, I was like, we won, we won, we won, and everybody was so excited, because it means so much to us, you know, like you look at your future, and you're like, it could, it could be so terrible steps like this aren't taken. So it was a huge, huge monumental moment.

Jan Fran  31:50   Hmm. But then it kind of all, it all turned around it all sort of like turned around for the worse really, with, as you say, the Court of Appeal rejecting the fact that the that the environment minister had a duty of care to you guys. So then what was that? Like? What was that crash? Like?

Anjali Sharma  32:05   Yeah, well, here's the thing it happened about if I remember, right, if I remember correctly, it happened about two days after like the sheet decided to appeal about two days after we won. So I really only got to ride that high. And we won for two days, I made the most of it there. That's for sure. I can't say that I did it. But when I found out that we were being taken back to court, I was honestly disappointed but not surprised. Like when you when it's someone who has that much that much money that they have any resources at their disposal, and they believe that they can overturn this duty of care, and then just proceed with approving new fossil fuel projects every second day. And then yeah, why wouldn't you?

Dan Ilic  32:45   Julie, I'm so sorry. Because as an Australian taxpayer, I helped to defeat you. I feel so complicit in this defeat. I wish there was a way I didn't

Anjali Sharma  32:56   stop paying taxes. I don't know is that what is that?

Jan Fran  33:02   I don't think that was necessarily the point of that. But yeah, that's

Anjali Sharma  33:07   what I got from it. Yeah, you, Jan, you said that it was it took a turn for the worse. And you know, while this was while we were struck down in court, I would argue that there were some really, really amazing things that came out of it, which was that at both instances, you know, the trial when she was found to have a duty of care, and did the appeal when she wasn't the federal court and Federal Court of Appeal, fully accepted, or the climate science that was put to them by our amazing barristers. Even Susan Lee's legal team did not once try and debate the climate science, they did not call anywhere expert witnesses on the stand, they did not cross examine. The thing that was in question was never the science. So both times, the Federal Court fully accepted and wrote in their judgments that climate change is an issue. It is a pressing issue is an ever relevant issue. And that could be used in further cases. And I hope that when further cases worked out how to argue this duty of care in a way that allows the federal court to you know, come to terms with it, that they'll be able to build on that acceptance of science.

Jan Fran  34:13   How did all of this come about? Like how did how did you decide right? I'm going to sue the Federal Environment Minister, that's what I'm going to do. How did the idea pop into your head or the the heads of the others that did it with you?

Anjali Sharma  34:29   Honestly, we were all we will be an activist for ages. Right? So we all organize climate strikes we still do. You'll see us on the streets every you know, because we love skipping school. Right? So we're just what?

Dan Ilic  34:45   This is why you're so inarticulate and can't string words together because you missed so much school on July.

Anjali Sharma  34:51   Well, yes, so

Jan Fran  34:54   we like people aren't gonna find you smoking behind the shed. No, they're gonna find you taking these Federal Environment Minister to court. Yeah, it's different. Yeah, everyone's

Anjali Sharma  35:03   everyone's everyone's got their ways. We've all got the common objective just getting out of school, we just find ways to do it, I guess. Yeah. So we were actually approached by one of our fellow school strikers who had since graduated from the network and was working as a paralegal, working as a paralegal at equity generation lawyers. And she was just very fresh on the activism space, we were, we were all very close. And we kind of, I guess, came up with this idea together. And then we, you know, with her connections to equity generation lawyers, that's how we got in contact with the lawyers. With the barristers. It was a long process. So many legal documents, again, I talked about the legal jargon, you just it's on a different level, like, I got sent these huge documents, I was like, please like point to one word that I've ever used in like my daily life, like it was, it was crazy. But yeah, again, crazy experience

Alex Dyson  36:00   financially, this speaks to the power that you have, as a young person connecting with other young people to do what you think must be done. And it speaks to the power of people listening as well to work in their own communities to do the same.

Anjali Sharma  36:14   For sure. Like, if you would, if you were told me there is like, the case was filed in September 2020. If you told me and like the start of 2020, that I was, you know, three years later, I was going to be coming home from a day of YouTube and sitting on a podcast with Amgen, and I would have laughed in your face like I I've always cared about climate change, it's very, it's a very, it's an issue that's very close to my heart. Because India, the place that I come from, is very badly affected by climate change. And we're seeing that right now with horrible heat waves. But I never thought that I would have this much of an impact. And sometimes I just see my name, you know, pop up on all the Monash law schools running a forum on Sharma and the future of climate litigation. And I'm like Sharma sham that that's me. And it's not just it's not just called Sharma for the sake of Sharma. It's called shallow because that's me. It never gets, you never get used to it. But everyone has the opportunity to just like, use what is what is available to them and push for change if they care enough.

Jan Fran  37:16   Yeah, I love that. I love that that's such a great message. But I feel as well that there's a lot of disenfranchisement with our system, particularly by people who I mean, if you're under the age of 30, in this country, the only Prime Minister you will have voted for that has served a full term is Scott Morrison. Right? Isn't that nice? That's insane. So I can understand why there would be young people who are disenfranchised with the political process for sure. You've kind of taken it a little bit of a roundabout way and gone through the courts. I mean, where does your faith lie in terms of how we can address climate change as a nation? Like what do you think is the best way to get that done?

Anjali Sharma  38:02   That's a loaded question. Um, first thing

Jan Fran  38:05   you're gonna have, you're gonna be cleaning up the mess. When the boomers are gone, and they're going, it's you. It's left to me. Yeah.

Anjali Sharma  38:15   Yeah. No, well, firstly, you're you're so right. Like the, the disenfranchisement that I see like, among even my friends is it's on another level. Like, I think that with our current political system, you kind of steal young people down, you know, two separate routes, either they become completely radicalized, and they know exactly what they want. And they know exactly what matters to them, and they push for change, or they know what matters to them. Like everyone knows that climate change is an issue, you'll find no one, almost no one around my age, who doesn't believe that climate change exists. They just don't know what to do about it. Right? Um, I think that for a lot of people in Australia, the thing is that climate change has never affected their lives, right. Like for me currently, I, I talk to my family every day and they are suffering through a brutal heatwave. And I'm like, Yeah, I'm so concerned for some of my cousins and my grandma, my these people who've raised me, my family from birth, and it's so it's such a, it's such an issue that's so close to my heart. But for some people, they never actually seen climate change impact their daily lives. But that's becoming less and less prevalent now. Because we've seen the images coming out of Lismore where people sit on their roofs for hours waiting for the SES to rescue them. We've seen you know, even though we weren't affected that badly down in Melbourne, we saw the smoke roll even the 20 in the in the black summer bushfires. And so now that we're all seeing people be affected, it's hitting close to home and that is what's needed. Unfortunately, I guess, to take real climate action like we now know how real of an issue this is. We're seeing even like insurance or something. I don't know. I don't I don't care about insurance right now, but apparently prices going up. Yep, it's Yeah, that's what's needed. People need to, you know, Wes, people need to look at these stories, tell these stories, see these images? And then and then vote based on that.

Jan Fran  40:12   Yeah. Well, that's on that on voting, obviously, the election, the 21st of May. What do you reckon that people who really care about climate change should be thinking about if there was one thing you could counsel them to have at the top of their mind before they head to the voting booth? What would it be?

Anjali Sharma  40:30   Climate change? Just the whole thing? Yeah, I think the fact that Brits really both major parties at this point that are the problem, I would call it a people pleasing problem, actually, the fact that they take both major parties take these huge donations from fossil fuel companies, and then they have to carry this baggage. They have the vested interests of fossil fuel companies when they are in the party rooms. And when they are making decisions on how to vote. They both major parties are taking targets to the next election that aren't backed by science. Yeah. But like the science is saying that we need 75% emissions reduction targets. The Liberals have 26 to 28%, I

Jan Fran  41:14   think by 2030 on 2005 levels. Yeah, very convoluted number. Yeah.

Anjali Sharma  41:19   Yeah. And liberals have, sorry, labor has 43%. It's just, you know, it's not in line with the science. And it's, you know, again, you said it's convoluted number, many people won't be able to say that statistic off the top of their heads. And me too, I was a bit I was a bit rusty. But it's so clear to see that when you actually look into it, they don't have the interests of the people at heart, the people in Lismore who have just suffered the most, you know, some of the most terrible moments of their lives and the people in Sydney who are bracing for another, another summer, like the black summer, they when they vote, they vote with the interest of the fossil fuel companies. And it's just what we need now is people who don't have the interest of fossil fuel companies, when they go to vote.

Alex Dyson  42:06   Anjali, thank you so much. I feel like as a young person, you're able to crystallize everything so succinctly. Because you don't come with the years of baggage that people like Chad and I have.

Jan Fran  42:18   Excuse me, I grew up myself among the younger people of Australia. I'll have you know,

Alex Dyson  42:24   I've got some news for you.

Anjali Sharma  42:27   Know, we welcome you with.

Jan Fran  42:31   Well, thank you, mate. And thank you for doing this chat with us. And, you know, thank you for taking it all the way to the courts. And I'm sure this is not the last that we'll hear about. We'll hear from you on climate change. And I thoroughly hope it isn't. And look, hey, 2020 fives around the corner. You know what? You'll be out of high school then.

Anjali Sharma  42:51   No more exams, right? Oh, me.

Alex Dyson  42:56   Like, what electorate Are you in?

Anjali Sharma  42:58   I'm in Chisholm. I started just front and back side while walking home. So he's a bit he's a bit lost.

Alex Dyson  43:06   Right, we need to hit the streets, you know?

Anjali Sharma  43:10   Yeah. Well, I mean, like I said, you never know where life takes you like, again, three years ago, I wouldn't have thought that I was really litigating this case. So one thing to be sure on that said, I'll always be finding opportunities to yell at the government, no matter who's in government. And I guess we'll see where that takes me. Because I know that I know that climate change really, really matters. And I'll be making my voice heard on that for a long time to come. Thank

Jan Fran  43:33   you so much for chatting to

Alex Dyson  43:34   us. Thanks so much. That was so good. A real privilege to chat with you.

Unknown Speaker  43:38   Yeah, you guys too. Thank you. Jan, when

Alex Dyson  43:41   I hear people like Angela, I think the future is gonna be okay.

Jan Fran  43:46   Yeah. And when I hear people like Angela, I think, wow, the past was wasted, at least for me. Because I was skipping schools smoking behind the shed,

Alex Dyson  43:56   skipping school and going to the movies wasted my time.

Jan Fran  43:59   I was not suing any minister anywhere. But man. Yeah. What am I? Not the last we'll hear from her I'm sure. Absolutely not.

Robbie McGreggor  44:09   Jam Fran has issues.

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Jan Fran  45:25   Max sounds like a bargain. Hey, look,

Alex Dyson  45:29   look, it's no LinkedIn. But we're trying but they're trying. Thank you government.

Jan Fran  45:35   Thank you government indeed. And thank you to all of you wonderful listeners for tuning into our show this week. That is a wrap next week, though, hey, next week is going to be out the app is going to be out just a few days before the election. So we're going to try and wrap up a couple of these issues and also answer some of your key questions, because I even need questions answered before I head to booth next week. So that is going to be our show next week.

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This episode is supported by the jib foundation. Well, no matter how you look at it, the first interest rate rise in almost 12 years is bad news for Scott Morrison. what today is about is what Australians are seeing as a result of our economy coming out of this pandemic,

Unknown Speaker  0:17   Scott Morrison's economic credibility was already tattered, and now it is completely shredded.

Jan Fran  0:23   Within hours of the Reserve Bank announcement. The rises were passed on to mortgage holders,

Unknown Speaker  0:27   big mortgages, little wriggle room,

Unknown Speaker  0:30   so less money on holidays and takeaways and all of those kinds of things that you spend your money on, really just makes the cost of living higher.

Jan Fran  0:37   Yes. Hello, welcome to Jan Fran has issues this is indeed the podcast where we break down the election one issue at a time. And given what's happened this week with the Reserve Bank lifted that cash rate housing has been in the news, Daniel, oh yeah. And

Dan Ilic  0:56   the cost of living is going up and up and up, which means less money, people can jump on to Patreon and help us make a podcast. Yeah,

Jan Fran  1:03   God, I thought you were gonna wait for the end of this episode for plug.

Dan Ilic  1:06   No, no, no, I can't. I can't I can't wait. The cash cash rate is going up. Jen 0.35% Jen, people aren't people aren't donating to the Patreon as often as they used to Jen, this is going to be

Jan Fran  1:17   disaster for us gonna be a disaster for so many people.

Dan Ilic  1:20   I'm excited this week to talk to Adam badger and he is running a killer campaign for the greens at the moment and got some interesting ideas about housing prices and what to do with housing affordability. But will we be able to get in jam? That's a good question.

Jan Fran  1:34   Yeah, that's the quick question. One one can dream big. But yes, we are going to talk to Annabelle a little later in the show. We're also going to look at the coalition's housing policy Labour's housing policy, the greens as housing policy, and kind of put them all together and see which comes out on top. But before we do that, before we get to our main issue, as always, we'd like to take issue with something that happened this week. This week, I'm going to take issue with Scott Morrison saying that he doesn't see things through a political lens. When asked about it by a bunch of journalists, have you listened to this?

Unknown Speaker  2:07   It's not about what it means for politics. I mean, sometimes you guys always things see things through a totally political lens. I don't.

Jan Fran  2:18   That is great. Why not? Okay, I'm just gonna say that in the past 12 months, I've read two biographies about Scott Morrison, one called the game by Sean Kelly and one called the accidental Prime Minister by Annika Smethurst. If there is one resounding thing that you take away from both of those books, which are completely different books, by the way, yeah, one resounding thing that you take away, it's just how much of a political operative arson is. That is all I'll say.

Dan Ilic  2:48   In fact, claiming that he doesn't look at things through a political lens isn't a political thing. Like it means the electorate, you know, the delivery drivers and the tradies around Australia got no money. He's not political. The other people are political.

Jan Fran  3:00   Yeah, I mean, if you hey, if you're interested, I didn't intend to plug the books here. But the game by Sean candlelit by Sean Kelly, the accidental Prime Minister by Annika Smethurst have a read the other person who thinks Scott Morrison is political, because he would because he's the leader of the opposition is Albanese for this

Unknown Speaker  3:17   guy to say that anything is not political. This is a guy who gets up in the morning and what he has for breakfast is political. This guy for everything is an opportunity to play politics. He doesn't have legislation he has legislation they sit around the cabinet they don't think about the national interest I think about how can we wedge labor on this issue in that cabinet room there's sour cream and sweet chili sauce there there's so many wages there

Jan Fran  3:46   Oh good. God were coming in

Dan Ilic  3:50   so many metaphors to describe this Albert should have just stuck with the breakfast thing you know what he had was political. He likes his toast and he smears it with jam and the NDIS and you know it could have gone that route.

Jan Fran  4:02   No, I love a good 90s Cafe food reference wedges with sour cream baby.

Dan Ilic  4:10   Yeah, they've got a good night his cafe recipe is foccacia which is what this government is doing there for catching it all up

Jan Fran  4:20   all right, what's your issue this week then?

Dan Ilic  4:22   My issue this week is this biker got up a Josh Frydenberg campaign launch and he he did a few impressions

Unknown Speaker  4:30   and I live was ruined because of Josh but um I'll just finish off with a very poor to kokuboro and, and sulfur crested cockatoo.

Dan Ilic  4:56   Now I have two big I have two big difference here that was not a soft crested cockatoo that was people who have home loans when the RBA increase the rate this week. So let's just make that absolutely clear that guy was wrong. He really missed out an opportunity to do a packet good laws, which is what the government is so

Jan Fran  5:17   jam. How's he issues? All right. Well, to our issue of the week, it is housing and we're talking about housing. Well, I was gonna say it's been in the news this week. It hasn't. It's been in the news for the past two decades, prices have just risen slowly and slowly and slowly over an extended period of time. But this week, the RBA did raise the cash rate, which means that if you do own your own home and you have a mortgage, you'll be under some added mortgage stress. There's also the issue of rents being on the rise. So we're going to try and work out. What is the deal here with housing in Australia? Are you sick of hearing about house prices are too bad, the rising cost of housing is? Well, it's quite the problem. Two things less people can afford to buy houses and rents are on the rise. Let's look at the first issue housing affordability. This is the ratio of housing costs to household income. In the past few decades costs deposits price property costs, repayments have risen a lot, incomes, not so much. Put it this way in Sydney, Australia's most expensive city, the median house price in 1981 was $79,000. I am choking just saying that it was five times the national full time average annual salary. In 2021, the median house price was $1.31 million. That is 14 times the average income. This has led to a wee thing called housing stress, which is where you spend more than 30% of your gross not net income on your property. Want to know how many lower income households in Australia are under housing stress, more than a million. And that's based on 2017 18 figures. House prices have grown by 25% to record highs just since the start of the pandemic.

Unknown Speaker  7:12   But part of it is stuff that, you know, we could have looked at decades ago. Eliza Owen

Jan Fran  7:17   is a property analyst for analytics company core logic. She says there are many reasons why we are in this hot mess.

Unknown Speaker  7:25   So when interest rates go down, and house prices go up. And really since the GFC, we've been in an environment of structurally low interest rates. And a lot of that demand also comes from innovations in finance that have allowed people to buy housing, using housing, the fact that we've seen a lot more investor participation in the market over time, which can crowd out other buyers as well. And I guess in some pockets, we've not seen development and new housing supply keep up

Jan Fran  8:00   right Oh, two, issue number two rents, they are rising at their fastest rate in 13 years. Again, several reasons for this. Here's Eliza,

Unknown Speaker  8:09   I think part of it has to do with COVID dynamics because you had a lot of people exiting our largest and most well supplied rental markets and scattering to these areas that maybe aren't traditional rental markets and don't have as much available stock. I think part of it could also even be due to the homebuilder policy, the fact that a lot of people have committed to purchases of new homes that haven't necessarily been built yet. So they have to live somewhere. A lot of those completions of new properties are being delayed because of supply chain issues. We've also heard anecdotes of people just seeking their own space. So rather than renting out a second bedroom, maybe they're using it as a home office. That change in demand happens pretty quickly. But an increase in rental supply happens slowly. And that's where a lot of the rub is coming from.

Jan Fran  9:07   I must say the lack of rental relief in this year's budget was somewhat conspicuous. When asked about it, Scott Morrison said

Unknown Speaker  9:14   this about strange getting into homes. Best way to support people are renting a house is to help them buy a house.

Jan Fran  9:20   So short answer. There's nothing in the budget for renters, but also what the best way to support renters is to help them buy a home. What about the 30% of low income earners in the private rental market? Who don't have 500 bucks for emergencies? Let alone the 5% deposit required for Morrison's first home guarantee scheme? What about them? And speaking of that scheme, this is the coalition's plan to tackle the housing issue 50,001st homebuyers will be able to purchase a property worth up to 900k with a deposit of just 5% the government will act as guarantor for the remaining 15% So this means that you don't have to save as much and you don't have to buy mortgage insurance. Labour's plan, they are proposing a Shared Equity scheme. So 10,000 applicants need a 2% deposit to buy a home capped at 950 K, and Labour will contribute up to 40% of the purchase price of property. This hugely reduces the cost of the home, but means that you don't technically own all of it. Labour is also pledging to build 30,000 new social and affordable housing properties in its first five years. They are the two major party policies, but Eliza reckons there's actually more to think about when casting your vote.

Unknown Speaker  10:41   Think about what you want housing in Australia to be and vote that way. If you're comfortable with housing, being that source of financial wealth, gain an investment vehicle, then that's going to really inform how you're going to vote. But if you want that kind of change and focus on housing to be more of a social good, that is where people just live, then obviously that's going to be important to keep in mind when you vote as well.

Jan Fran  11:09   housing as a social right versus housing as a way to build wealth. The coalition sees it as the latter, which is not inherently bad, it just seems to be working out for some better than others. Labour sees it that way too, although not quite as much. There is one party that sees it very much as the former though, the greens, but to turn this ship around difficult.

Unknown Speaker  11:33   Housing has become so entrenched in our broader financial system, you know, it's something that helps people fund their aged care. It's something that helps people fund their health care. It's something that helps them build wealth in their family, and it makes up more than half of wealth for Australian households. So trying to undermine that value and take that away is pretty controversial.

Jan Fran  12:03   Huh, it is controversial, but the greens are going to jump at the opportunity. And here to tell us how is the leader of the greens himself. Mr. Adam Bandt. Adam, welcome to Jefferson has issue.

Adam Bandt  12:16   Hi. Thanks for having us on.

Jan Fran  12:18   First of all, I just need to get straight into it. try our luck with this question. What is the wage price index?

Adam Bandt  12:25   Got a search engine of your choice and have a look.

Dan Ilic  12:31   Like I tried Bing, it didn't come? To me. I'll try Ask Jeeves. We'll go from there.

Jan Fran  12:37   So on this app, Adam, where we're talking about housing, you know, obviously, it's been a very big topic this week, because the Reserve Bank has increased the cash rate for the first time in 10 years. Before we get into all of the policy stuff. I'm just kind of interested in, in your reflections on housing in Australia, how do you see housing? Do you see it as a way to build wealth? Do you see it as a human right? Or do you see there's a little bit of both

Adam Bandt  13:02   housing is a human right. And it should be a key role of government to ensure that everyone's got a secure and affordable roof over their head. But that's not what it is in Australia at the moment. It's pre cooked, it's become a vehicle for investment and speculation. And so got housing prices going up and up and up, sort of turbocharged by government policies, because they've lost sight of the fact that it should be treated as a basic right, but is instead being treated as a stock market.

Jan Fran  13:34   So talk us through your policies to kind of make housing more affordable here in Australia,

Adam Bandt  13:40   a big problem is that prices are rising too fast, and debt is growing. And so people who want to buy a house end up with massive mortgages, but it's also pushing up the price of rents as well. So we've got we're reaching crisis point, the average mortgage when Scott Morrison came to power was about $340,000. It's about $600,000. Now, during the last 18 months, the pandemic prices went up by about 25% for buying a house. What do we need to do? Well, we need to do a couple of things. One is stop making the problem worse and stop pushing out prices. And that means reining in the billions of dollars that are given every year in tax handouts to people who've already got multiple properties to go and buy their fourth, fifth and sixth like that shouldn't be we shouldn't be spending public money on schemes that push up house prices and push them out of reach of first homebuyers.

Jan Fran  14:38   Why are you talking about negative gearing in this instant a tax break for investors?

Adam Bandt  14:43   Yeah, so negative gearing and capital gains tax discounts it into the weeds, but it's important stuff because it basically these are the tax breaks that say if you've got multiple investment properties, you can write off any losses as a tax break, but then when come and sell them, you can get a further tax break. So we're saying allow people who've got one investment property. So what are often called mum and dad investors like allow that to stay. So if you've got one investment property, that's okay. But for after that don't expect government support, I don't expect a government handout if you've got two or more investment properties to, to push that up. It's about $6 billion every year that the government spends on people who've got more than two investment properties on handouts in the form of negative gearing and capital gains tax discounts. So we're saying that we have to grandfather negative gearing to people who've got just one investment property. So stop fueling this problem by pouring money into the system. Secondly,

Jan Fran  15:45   just one point on the negative gearing stuff because I know that short and took it to the last election in 2019. And he lost that last election, which says to me, I don't know, I could be wrong, but people don't want that.

Adam Bandt  15:57   Well, I think the main reason that the last election went the way it did was because Clive Palmer bought a pretty much you know, 90% of the space available on the airwaves and spent millions of dollars in advertising like it was saturation, Parma, running attack ads on the opposition, that I reckon played a big part in the last election. But also, I think that look at it now three years on the problems a lot worse, and house prices and say 25% rise in the last 18 months, the pandemic and I think this time around, people understand that housing is cooked, and we need to do something about it, I think there would be the appetite for what I think is a sensible policy of ours of saying, allow it for people, we've got one property, but you've got to start reining it in for the for the very wealthy, we don't need to be using public money for that. And secondly, as I said, the thing that we would, the other piece of the puzzle is to have a big build of affordable housing, housing that people can rent for 25% of their income or buy into for about $300,000. And we're proposing a million homes over the next 20 years. And the cost of doing that we've had it all costed. The cost of doing that is about a third of the tax breaks. So like it's about $21 billion over 10 years to do this. We're giving $63 billion in handouts over 10 years, let's instead of giving money to people to buy their seventh house that pushes up prices and makes it harder for you to buy your first

Dan Ilic  17:30   home, I can tell you as a first home buyer, and right now I'm looking I'm in the market for my first place, I'm already worried about my third place, I've got to you know, kind of keep that in mind the way this markets going, like, Man, I'm gonna have to scrape together my deposit for my first but I got to keep that eye on the ball for my third and fourth place because otherwise I'm going to be left behind. No landlord left behind Adam, no landlord left. I'm not even a landlord. I'm an aspiring landlord. Well,

Adam Bandt  17:57   I think it's election, it's probably time for a renters revolution. I think the third part of it is that no one's talking about rent, it's really a deselection and more and more people are renting, in part because the housing market is so difficult. But I think we need what one of the things that debt means, I reckon, is that we need a rethink about the rights of renters, and we need to give renters more security and in other countries were renting is more than norm, you have the right for long term leases, you have more protections against being evicted at the end of your tenancy on not for no grounds. But just because the landlord might want to put up prices. And that kind of thing, I think that we need here as part of a national protection standard of renters rights to

Jan Fran  18:44   Okay, so you've put forward 1 million publicly owned affordable homes to be built over the next 10 years. There's sort of 750,000 will be public and community house dwellings, there'll be 125,000 for rental homes that will be constructed, and 125,000 that are sort of part of a Shared Equity scheme. So that's kind of how you've, you've split that 1 million homes, as you said, it's going to cost around, you know, $21 billion. I think the parliamentary budget office had had it down for 23. But in that vicinity Anyway, the thing is, there's scope for quite a lot of volatility over the next 10 years, and just I guess, a little bit of uncertainty in terms of, you know, supply chain labor issues, construction costs, what happens to your plan if the price of construction goes up? And how do you stop it from creating knock on problems?

Adam Bandt  19:35   I think the one certainty that you can take to the bank is that if we don't do something, then the problem is going to get worse. I mean, just look at the trend at the moment. And if we keep going with the tax breaks that we are, and without building more public and affordable housing, the problem is just going to get worse. I mean, I think that is a certainty. We're proposing a million over 20 years, right so you can 20 years sorry, I said 10 years Election costumes that you're referring to are over 10 years. That's how far ahead the parliamentary budget office looks. Look, part of the problem is that housing is being built and sold and traded for profit. It's that stock market syndrome that I was talking about before, what we're talking about is a rethink of that. And so we're saying government should be in the business of trading housing as a human right. And so we're talking about buying a building, and then renting out or selling on a not for profit basis. Okay, so yes, so some costs may go up, others may go down over the 10 years. One thing we do know is that governments around the country sit on a lot of land, they have a lot of land, from former sites, you know, former Defense sites and the life that they have. Here in Melbourne, where I live, the state government owns a lot of land in the inner city. That's we're saying bring that to the table and the Commonwealth builds houses and puts on top puts them on top. And so a lot of those will be units, sort of rather than freestanding houses, there's going to be a lot more units that are going to build, but once you start making it about being for profit, and once you start saying government's got a role in ensuring everyone's got a roof over their head, the costs come down dramatically.

Dan Ilic  21:15   I just love this quote from the Financial Times from a couple of weeks back about how they articulated what our housing economy looks like. And the quote is the housing economy consists of residents buying and selling property from into each other forever higher prices, using borrowed money in a surreal pyramid of paper wealth creation. It's like it somehow it requires a journalist from outside of Australia to look at Australia with fresh eyes to go, oh, that's a bit fucked

Jan Fran  21:44   up calling us a pyramid scheme.

Dan Ilic  21:45   That's it. Really, that just says what negative gearing is really like bid to be able to like flip houses forever, ever increasing prices is a pyramid scheme. Yeah. If only we could build pyramids, and people could live in them. That might actually be a better way to solve the housing crisis.

Jan Fran  22:01   That won't be a very cheap alternative, though. Dad, let me just say I think the pyramids took like 100 years to get built. Okay, what you're proposing, Adam, I think, requires a real rethink of the of housing in Australia. But we are so property obsessed in this country. I just want to give you a ridiculous story that is like the most Sydney story that has ever happened to anyone. I was going for a walk with my partner in the neighborhood. And there was a house that had a for sale sign in front of it. And it said sold. And I said to my husband, I said oh, that's the house that my sister was talking about that got sold recently, what did it sell for? And so we're standing in front of his house in front of this sign without you know, athleisure wear on trying to go on domain to find out what this house sold for. And a woman strolling a baby, just saunters past doesn't even look in our direction and says 1.8 million. And we were like, Thank you. No, hello, no stopping to chat. We're here to talk brutal real estate in Sydney,

Dan Ilic  23:07   Adam and that woman with the press and didn't have to google anything.

Adam Bandt  23:12   On this point of it bigger, a big briefing, like yes and no, I was explaining this, this idea of the government, you know, building housing, and people being able to rent it and fixed part of their income and to someone the other day to a journalist and they said, Yeah, it's kind of like what Menzies did, isn't it. And it's like, I don't quite know how to take that. But the comparison to Menzies like, in this instance, I'll maybe take it as a compliment. But they, like it's we use, you look at those big tower blocks, blocks that we have sort of around my electorate of Melbourne, for example, that you say that are public housing, or they were built in the 60s, right, and population has grown since then. But the big build of public and affordable housing hasn't so but it's there's been this one shift, where it used to be something the government did was take it on as a responsibility to do it. And we drop that off. But secondly, part of the reason that we're putting forward this scheme is that a chunk of the homes would be available, if people wanted to buy into you could buy into and you buy into for about 300,000 did use it to pay down and at the end of it, if you want to, you can sell it back to the government to sort of get the amount that you've gained on your, on your mortgage, or you can stay there for as long as you want. So it can be used as your first rung on the property ladder if you want to. And again, it's a Shared Equity scheme, but one that doesn't sort of just keep shoveling money into the private market to push it up, but gives people sort of a rung on the ladder.

Dan Ilic  24:39   This is happening at a local level. My my mum, for instance, is bought into a retired retirement place owned by the Council, the local council, and it's not going to go up in value at market rates, it's only going to go up in value at a fixed rate as per council rules at about 3%. And that's in order to keep that place at a reasonable price. So that The next person can can take it over, you know, who needs aged care. And I think that is that such a makes complete sense to me. And it works on a small localized level and surely could work on it on a federal level.

Jan Fran  25:12   This sounds like, I'm sure there will be people out there who look at this plan and go, this is a great idea. This is exactly what we need. And we need it to happen right now. What is the likelihood of this event? You're waiting, though, Adam, because elbow has said he's not going to enter into a power sharing agreement with the greens. So for the people banking on this policy? I mean, how much should they unclench their butt cheeks?

Adam Bandt  25:36   Yeah, Anthony Albanese and Scott Morrison are both sage, I look, if there's a minority Parliament, we're not going to talk to anyone. It's our way or the highway. But you know, all the commentators in polls are suggesting that that's where we're heading. And there's every chance and certainly in the Senate, but no one is going to have a majority. And I think this is the election where we can tackle housing affordability. And I think people want it tackled. And it's not just people who are struggling to get into the market. It's a parents looking at the kids going, Oh, hang on, actually something that's different from where it used to be for, for me, and I can see the problems that are coming now for future generations. We've said very, I mean, I can't speak for what Anthony Albanese and Labour will say they will do, I'll leave it up to you to turn Pete listeners to decide whether or not if they're one or two seats away from the Treasury benches, whether they're really not going to talk with people who are sitting on the crossbench. But I can just speak to what we're going to do. And what we said is that this together with climbers are going to be at the top of the list that we put on the table. And one of the things that we're saying this time that we haven't seen last time from labor is a move towards more spending in social housing. And at least they're, they're taking one step towards it. And so it's one of those one of those areas, I think, where it's ripe for agreement, and we can put our ideas on the table, they can put theirs, and I reckon it's something we where we'd have a lot of common ground to talk about.

Jan Fran  27:05   Okay, I'm not, I'm just going to fully admit this, because there's no point in pretending I'm not hugely clueless about economics, but I do know a little bit about supply and demand. And if there's suddenly more supply in the market, the prices kind of go down. So will this drive house prices down? And is that going to piss off quite a lot of people in Australia who own homes and are hoping to maybe fund their retirement that way? Or to, you know, use that as a way to build wealth creation for their families? Well, I

Adam Bandt  27:36   guess that's part of the reason that we're saying can you can continue to have it for your one investment property continued to take those breaks, if you'd sort of built things around that.

Jan Fran  27:45   But I guess I want 10 properties. Well,

Adam Bandt  27:50   good on you. But I don't know that you should be lining up for a government handout for it. I guess that's a point. You know, basically, it's there's better things to government to be spending its money on. But look, I think part of what we're talking about, is developing an alternative pathway in right and like saying, let's, let's stop that in insane, incredible price rises, like Stop it going up quite so quickly by removing a bit of the hate. But there needs to be an alternative way in and that's affordable for people. So we're saying I guess the market will continue to do what it does. And but let's develop a parallel pathway for people who are currently locked out because otherwise they'll never get in. And that's the that's the pathway where it's affordable, where it's pegged to your income, and where you can buy into, say $300,000.

Jan Fran  28:39   I want to ask you about labor and the coalition's plan for housing. There is a catch though, you're only allowed to say one nice thing about either of those policies. So let's start with the coalition. What is one nice thing about Scott Morrison's first home buyer grant scheme?

Adam Bandt  28:57   It is lovely for you if you are a seller of a house because it helps push up the price of housing. And as a seller, you'll probably do very well out

Dan Ilic  29:08   of it. Interesting, that's good. That's a dumb show. My brother would be excited about that.

Jan Fran  29:13   I can I can see you I know our listeners, Carney was saying that through very gritted teeth, okay to Labour's plan, they've got 10,000 spots, a 2% deposit required and a Shared Equity scheme of up to 40%. What's one nice thing about Labour's plan,

Adam Bandt  29:30   it's good that they recognize that part of the solution is government building some more housing, but it's kind of a drop in the ocean because it won't touch the sides because the problem is much much bigger than that scheme will solve.

Jan Fran  29:47   Okay, we veered from the nice

Dan Ilic  29:53   Now Adam, can you say one nice thing about Jen before you?

Adam Bandt  29:57   This is the loveliest podcast I've ever for being involved in.

Jan Fran  30:03   God, if you're sincere as you were saying that with the last two, I don't know whether I believe I believe it. Yeah, exactly. Like all our episodes, we kind of like to keep voters at the center. So if you're a voter, you're going to head to the booth may 21. If housing is a really big issue for you, Adam, what would you counsel voters to think about this matter,

Adam Bandt  30:23   so this election is going to be really close. And the greens are said to be the most powerful third party in the parliament. And if you vote greens, we will kick the Liberals out because they've pushed up housing prices and imbalance of power. One of our number top priorities will be to push the next government to tackle housing affordability by building a million new homes over the next 20 years that people can rent for 25% of their income or buy into for $300,000. We're putting renters and first homebuyers and people locked out of the housing market right at the top of our priority list.

Dan Ilic  31:01   And if you don't get in, can we look forward to 20 million million dollar homes being built?

Adam Bandt  31:10   Schemes Ferg goldplated bathrooms will continue to under the liberals. sure that that is the case.

Jan Fran  31:16   Hey Adam, thanks so much for joining us on Jan. Fran has issues and talking us through all things housing and bond garage for the next few days and weeks of the campaign. Thanks very much. Jam for house issues.

Dan Ilic  31:31   Always great to talk to Adam Ben and always great to discuss what a utopia could look like Jen.

Jan Fran  31:36   Well somebody has to everyone else's policies it to real and to tangible someone's got to have us thinking about the bigger picture here.

Dan Ilic  31:45   That's not true. That's not true. The coalition's policy is actually really good. Have you heard their campaign launch for it?

Jan Fran  31:51   I haven't, but something tells me I'm about to hear it is take a listen.

Rupert Degas  31:56   The federal government is working hard to ensure all Australians have a home with check builder. We're building 10,000 new homes over the next 100 years using the most sustainable resource known to the coalition novelty sized checks. Previously, every single novelty sized check that a coalition politician gives to a scout Hall sporting club or small business had to be shredded at a bag in a novelty sized shredder. But with cheque builder, they will be turned into social housing. Rest your head each night in a room constructed of Scott Morrison's broken promises I'm very okay with the idea of building car parks take your morning dump surrounded by the signature of Bridget McKenzie. I am very proud of the sports grants program all stand in your kitchen surrounded by million dollar views of million dollar checks made out for Josh Frydenberg car parks that never got built

Unknown Speaker  32:51   with respect to the car parks in my own electorate. They haven't been built as yet.

Rupert Degas  32:56   And the more promises the coalition makes the more houses we can build with cheque builder. And that's a promise you can take to the bank authorized by the novelty size government run by novelty size man Canberra.

Jan Fran  33:08   Yes. Yeah, it's good. We criticize the government for not doing enough to combat climate change in a deteriorating planet but they are recycling that's what I like.

Dan Ilic  33:21   Yeah, hey on that recycling bit you know that recycling ad campaign they put out a few months ago about how the government is turning trash into into new things. That ad campaign costs $11 million and the actual donation the actual climate action to actually create that thing was like selling like $3 million. Yeah.

Jan Fran  33:41   Hashtag by Oh my goodness.

Dan Ilic  33:44   So yeah, these these guys are big on recycling. It's fantastic.

Jan Fran  33:48   All right, what's coming up in next week's show Dan,

Dan Ilic  33:50   next week's show we are once again going to be promising to talk to you about climate but but like on every other media organization. We will probably not talk about climate but talk about what happened on mass last night.

Jan Fran  34:01   We are going to talk about climate that is happening next week because I know it is one of your favorite topics and we are going to squeeze it the hell in there before the election because it also happens to be quite important.

Dan Ilic  34:11   Yeah, it is the number one topic on everyone's list According to ABC Vote Compass. So that's pretty interesting stuff. And one other thing Don't forget we are doing a live a rational fear show for our 10 year anniversary at the opera freakin house. Huge lineup, including Gabby bolt, Mark Humphries, Paul McDermott is doing it to semi shots coming up from Melbourne for it, Louis Harbor, as well as myself. Oh, and Veronica Milsom as well. It is going to be a great 10 year show. So do get you to do that. Go to comedy.com.au for that one. In the meantime, let's thank some people who have put the show together. Big thanks to everyone involved in making this show tonight. F and K media thank you so much. You are wonderful, excellent producers. Big thanks to Adam bed and big thanks to Eliza oh and big thanks to you Jan. Big thanks to the patreon supporters who keep us running big thanks to the jib foundation for five Literally supporting this podcast big thanks to rode mics for our gear. And also big thanks to the Gadigal people of the Eora nation we're generally record the show. And remember to vote rationally

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the Bertha Foundation.

Lewis Hobba  0:10   thank you so much for coming here. This is amazing. Oh

Dan Ilic  0:13   my god. Wow. When our producer said do you want the 200 seats, the 300 seat or the 800 seat, I said, give us the 800 seat. We'll fill it almost. And

Lewis Hobba  0:26   I said give me the MCG

Dan Ilic  0:29   right tonight shows a bit of a different kind of show. If you come to Comedy Festival. This is a podcast recording I'm sorry.

Lewis Hobba  0:35   It basically just means fewer jokes. Lower the expectation,

Dan Ilic  0:40   but you get some discounts on a great mattress. It's gonna be great. We're gonna put on a great show regardless, but you have to do your job as a great audience. Can you be a great audience? Fantastic. So part of that, you know, laughing clapping cheering whistling all of that. That's good stuff. That is good stuff but heckling is out. What's

Lewis Hobba  0:57   the opinion on like, flares out? No flare, pyrotechnics of any kind.

Dan Ilic  1:02   No pirates

Lewis Hobba  1:03   weapons

Dan Ilic  1:04   Bad. Very bad unless they

Lewis Hobba  1:07   have to get rid of some stuff.

Andrew McClelland  1:09   Twain What about Twain,

Dan Ilic  1:10   Shania Twain. Perfect. So heckling is a little tricky. If you do hecho you'll be removed faster than a liberal who's won pre selection? Who made the Lebanese so you'll be out you'll be straight out of there, straight out of there. Now if you think someone next year is going to do something, just give them a stern look. The kind of look my mum gives her friends when she's got to explain what I do for a job

Lewis Hobba  1:36   that you do the tree brothers are so much better than you.

Dan Ilic  1:38   I know. They are really lovely. So we're making this a safe space for you and our people on stage. Can you do that for me? Right. We also going to cover some pretty tricky topics. Okay, so and we've got a lot of foul language. A lot of adult words will be flung at you but there will be puns as well. The worst kind of should give you full warning and that Alice Fraser is here. She's brought all the puns she has. If something does trigger you something gives you an easy feelings. Sophie Minetti is over at the sound desk over there. She's waving by the sound desk. If you need to talk to someone during the show. Go have a chat with Sophie or afterwards as well. We've got a place you guys can go. All right, great. What else we're gonna do here Oh, big thank you to our Patreon supporters. Here. We got one right here. Thank you, Tim. Thank you.

Lewis Hobba  2:26   I feel this like like when you get on a plane and they're like oh, big thank you to Oh, Qantas oneworld customers can

Dan Ilic  2:35   see more merch here. You're a Patreon supporter. Oh, fantastic. Oh my God.

Lewis Hobba  2:42   Is there anyone here tonight who's never heard of the podcasts and doesn't know why they're here?

Dan Ilic  2:49   Well, you're fine. You're about to find out sign up to get a poster. I certainly get the show. Right. Let's

Lewis Hobba  2:55   do it. Let's get the show started. The other quick thing is right at the start, Dan likes to do three jokes. And there are varying quality. But I would really appreciate it if for the benefit of those listening at home. You laugh so loudly. He he really need his brothers are so much better than he really needs this.

Dan Ilic  3:16   Thank you, Louis. All right. We're recording this episode of irrational fear on Wonderland in the Kulin nation, sovereignty was never seated. We need a treaty. Let's stop the show.

Alice Fraser  3:31   Let everybody go gang prepping for irrational fear with grace to making the transition to a comedy stage. Any advice video?

Vidya Rajan  3:38   Yes, Grace. First, you've got to just start by really trusting the stage you're on. I know. It can be really scary. always like, Oh my God, is it gonna collapse? But chances are it won't even just creak and fall under you.

Grace Tame  3:50   Yeah, right. Well, I have been on a few stage just before.

Vidya Rajan  3:56   Yeah, yeah. But this is a comedy stage and much like the comedians on those stages. They're very unstable on the inside.

Alice Fraser  4:04   Any advice for hecklers Gaby?

Gabbi Bolt  4:06   It's what I mean, it's, it's a horrible person yelling horrible things at you. And we don't know what happens. And I know that that might not have happened to you before. But like, it's just you know, it's a part of the comedy world, you know.

Unknown Speaker  4:22   I reckon I've been

Grace Tame  4:24   a wreck and I've been abused before.

Vidya Rajan  4:28   Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah. No, of course.

Gabbi Bolt  4:32   Of course you have.

Alice Fraser  4:33   And of course, saying stuff on stage. That's an important part of this right? Often I find it's funny because it's true. So you might just want to go on stage and just say the truth.

Grace Tame  4:44   Look, I'll give it a crack. Trust that the audience on your side and yeah, believe in yourself, I suppose. That's actually

Unknown Speaker  4:55   really good advice.

Vidya Rajan  4:57   Good way of looking at things I might just read that kit. Oh, yeah. Good advice. I think that could really help us Yeah.

Simon Chilvers  5:07   A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks. And section of rational here recommended listening by emoji.

Dan Ilic  5:22   Tonight, Morrison receives a hostile reception at a new costume pub, to which Scott Morrison said I reject the premise of the statement. It's the same kind of reception I get everywhere. And the Australian Grand Prix returns to Melbourne for the first time in two years. When asked how excited that the race is back in Australia January, Ricardo said and the election has finally been cooled. But we're running out of time for Peter Dutton to call a party remaining to roll Scott Boras says My God, this is irrational.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former pre selected liberal candidate for Cooktown illage. And you're listening to irrational fear at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, the petri dish of Australian culture and COVID-19 So thank you for coming here and risking your life for a comedy podcast really appreciate that. This is the podcast that takes the scariest news and laughs in its face much the same way. Scott Morrison laughs in the face of a Commonwealth integrity commission with no retrospective powers. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. Every few weeks our first fear monger starts a new satirical comedy podcast from the bugle the gargle tea with Alice and the Joe Rogan experience experience. It's Alice Fraser. I haven't listened to the Joe Rogan experience experience. What's it all about?

Alice Fraser  7:04   Oh, I think we live too scared of Joe Rogan. I think he's just a perfectly nice comedy meathead who accidentally got caught in a toxic spill at the masculinity factory.

Dan Ilic  7:12   And she's the lyrical satirical miracle that isn't here to the empirical let's get him out. Gabby, this is your first ever Melbourne Comedy Festival as a solo artist and you're already selling out what's your secret? Money

Gabbi Bolt  7:26   laundering mostly. Works well.

Dan Ilic  7:30   And he's a military man who just got married. Sorry, people. He's off the market. He's the purveyor of Wagga. Wagga is fine. His dad jokes. It's Dane Simpson. Now, I actually got that wrong. Sorry, Dane. You are the finest purveyor of jokes about your dad specifically. Does he mind?

Dane Simpson  7:50   He's too stupid understand.

Dan Ilic  7:53   And each morning he siphons the blood of 322 year olds to keep himself fresh for the National Youth broadcaster. It's tripled J's last remaining geriatric millennial Louis harbor. Lewis, how do you keep up with the Gen Zed logo? The Gen Zed lingo?

Lewis Hobba  8:12   Do I keep up with the Gen Zed lingo? Yeah, I mean, I like to just use it with lingo from my own time to make it easy. I'll say something like ah, have you? Pardon me boys? Is that the Chattanooga Choo it's lit

Dan Ilic  8:28   and he's immunity musical genius who is genetically gifted it is Andy McClellan. Thank you.

Andrew McClelland  8:35   I just here to promote my extremely nice Gilbert and Sullivan themes Comedy Festival. Come along,

Dan Ilic  8:41   and they're a changemaker cage Rattler, Dragon Slayer and she represented Australia in the 50 meter side I its face time.

Race How does one train for the 50 meter side? I

Grace Tame  9:05   well, like the legend Don Bradman, I practice against a wall every day.

Dan Ilic  9:11   Coming up later in the show, we are Zoe Daniel if this sign is big enough, or legal enough, but first a message from this week's sponsor. Now it is not cheap to rent out the forum so I hope you'll forgive our sponsor for tonight. It's called oil cares. A petroleum advocacy group dedicated to letting you know that oil well cares. Please welcome their spokesperson Vidya Rajan for a quick word on women apparently Vidya

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Dan Ilic  10:37   Thank you Good job. Well, folks, the election is finally upon us. Today the Prime Minister and prominent gas man, Scott Morrison, called the election at the last possible date he legally could, which continues to prove just how this government is run by the Engadine doctrine. That is the principle of Miring and indecision until the march of time forces action upon you. You know, like

like shooting yourself in an egg in a McDonald's.

Lewis Hobba  11:13   Can you help yourself? Everyone got a dad? I

Dan Ilic  11:14   know. He's like, everyone's got it. He's the edge he makes shitting. Yeah, I had to explain that for my dad who lives. I don't know, if you agree. This is how the whole country is run. Everything seems to be done in a hurry at the last minute.

Lewis Hobba  11:27   It's not how I remember I seem to remember the vaccines arriving on time. Masks arriving on time, people whose houses

Dan Ilic  11:35   burned down and got immediately rebuilt only to be washed away again. Yeah,

Dane Simpson  11:39   I find the most unbelievable part of this is that your dad listens. Like, you do not have supportive parents.

Dan Ilic  11:47   I got an email today. This is I told everyone backstage, I got an email today from dad saying I just listened to the last three irrational fears. And I'm like, Well,

Lewis Hobba  11:55   I've been doing it for 10 years dad started a podcast boy, would he listen.

Andrew McClelland  12:02   You can quit comedy now that you have parental approval.

Dan Ilic  12:05   That's it. I'm gonna become a lawyer. But tonight, I thought we'd start with the story of how many of you in the room helped me for Scott Morrison to do something at the last minute, let me take you back to September, a time before the last five one in 100 year floods. It was a month out from cop 26 in Glasgow, the UN climate conference, we wanted to take a rational fear there and put shows in Glasgow in a pub like we do. But someone forgot to reply to emails from Pfizer, and we just couldn't manage to do it. So we're all stuck at home like many of you, and so I wonder what could I do from there? How could how could we have an impact from there at these conferences? So I don't know if you know, but at these conferences Australia is like enemy number one. We are like the Barnaby Joyce, but of the world. We're the third largest exporter of fossil fuels behind Saudi Arabia and Russia. So naturally, we gang up with them to try and sabotage every international agreement that kind of ever comes out of these climate talks.

Lewis Hobba  13:04   You guys have probably heard all this and all the other comedy shows in Melbourne, I imagine.

Dan Ilic  13:10   The world basically the world hates us, right? And what's more, Scott Morrison was actually going to go like he actually wasn't gonna go to this conference because, quote, it would disrupt his ability to engage in my normal duties as prime minister. We wouldn't want that. Yeah. Which is so weird. It's so weird, like, doing something would prevent him from doing nothing. It's a

Alice Fraser  13:32   weird because he enjoys being far away when something's going wrong.

Dan Ilic  13:37   Exactly. So I wanted to send a message to the world at this cop that, you know, the people that represent Australia at these conferences don't necessarily represent Australians. So I bought this billboard, it cost $12,225 somewhere in the back streets of Glasgow, but put a crowdfunding campaign together. And I'm sure many people donated to here. Anyone donated to Joe keeper? Thank you. This is like, I feel like I'm reporting to the board of directors.

Lewis Hobba  14:05   Which of you gave us money?

Dan Ilic  14:08   So we could put three bits of artwork on there. So we did cuddle the koala before we make them extinct. I know some people cried. Some people laughed. That's our brand. Australia did zero by 2300. And prominent climate economist Catan Joshi reached out he said, Did you steal that from my tweet because that's actually where we're going to end up because we're not reducing emissions fast enough. And then I put up your own truth for billboards. Someone who donated $4,000 to the billboard could actually buy a truthful billboard of their own. So at 6:30am on the 27th of September, I put up this crowdfunding campaign at 8:30am I got $12,000. That's amazing. And the money kept coming. And then also somebody bought the billboard famous Australian celebrity bought it and they DM to me their request

Lewis Hobba  14:54   and I told you not to tell anyone I bought that.

Dan Ilic  14:58   Richard Wilkins yeah look sorry that our government bullshitting kind regards Australia overwhelming majority of residents. Is there a poll we could refer to? And of course, there is a poll. So that was amazing. So this told me three things people want climate action. I'm going to need more billboards. And I'm going to need bigger billboards. So I booked the biggest billboard in Times Square. It's so big. They call it Godzilla.

Lewis Hobba  15:28   That's how big it is. And weirdly, he just was like we need to make sure people see black widow

Unknown Speaker  15:38   for the Marvel Universe

Lewis Hobba  15:40   I'm like I thought it was meant to be climate change. He's like no scarred your hands has been overlooked for too long. Just been relegated to the back of the Marvel movies Magana the front

Dan Ilic  15:48   a cause $100,000 an hour but I did in New York do we did it for 16 for 10 minutes, which was great. So we got the artwork together. Now Andres who is in the audience tonight, put some of this together. Thank you, Andres.

Look at that incredible right. And then this one is actually came up. Gabby actually came up with this one.

Unknown Speaker  16:13   I can't take all the credit.

Dan Ilic  16:14   Thank you, Daddy. That was very good caller file dandy. A comic con parody, but Cali con with special guest Matt Canavan, winner of Best cold cosplay 2020 This one from Sean Marsh, we're rich and sunshine wind and climate denial. Then I turned to one of my tweets into a billboard of the Australian government against humanity. And and my favorite flop is over here during a deadly pandemic former commissioned to fix the problem by building a gas pipeline. I'm pretty sure that's not how you fucking do it.

Lewis Hobba  16:47   At this point, the only billboards in the world were owned by Dan Ilic and Franco QOTSA.

Dan Ilic  16:54   bhi pharma, and this one too? Yeah, look sorry about our government. So we got the wonderful apology there for our celebrity. So the invoices paid hundreds of Aziz RSVP, the press was invited. And also on Twitter, Russell Crowe, cch CNN, he said, Hey, Jake Tapper, have you seen this? And Jake Tapper said I had not Russell Crowe. Thanks Thank you Russell dry.

Gabbi Bolt  17:22   That hyphen is so aggressive.

Dan Ilic  17:26   October 15 9:45am. Me and my partner were by our TV trying to find the right webcam to watch this happen. We couldn't quite find the right one. We saw this one and then we saw this one this giant billboard is incredible. So these were some of the other artwork look like from the street? Absolutely amazing. And here is my favorite billboard missing person last seen doing nothing answers to scomo and the cold lovey. That was me on CNN, you know, no big deal, whatever. So it's not going to Glasgow. Yes. October 15. Well, 9:45am No. 2pm Yes.

Also, the clean grumbled about him not going so I was probably the clean but you know, whatever. We fucking made him go well done to you. Thanks, everyone. All right. So we had we had some money left over. So we upped our billboards in Glasgow, we got some ones by the freeway on the way to the convention center, some others in the suburbs of Glasgow. This one is in Armadale and Barnaby Joyce's electorate. And what's great is it's right next to the MCAS one. And everyone sees it I get people it's still up because no one wants this billboard. But people text me all the time. It's great. Horsham, Torquay. And we bought some billboards around. Scott Morrison's electric This is in cook it says visit the old bread stumps of Tasmania. Yes. Pete from Tasmania. Give it a round of applause Yes. Crisis from Tasmania.

Unknown Speaker  19:10   We're all here tonight. That means

Dan Ilic  19:15   and we got one in the Sutherland Shire Hawaiian hideaway for when things get too hot at home. bushfire sale now on this one in Engadine Welcome to Engadine the place where Scott Morrison last did anything. And this is my favorite one. A group of engineers and doctors got together and said Please can you do a billboard about the future of jobs? We're so depressed and yeah, I can do a billboard about the future jobs and young people. That's fine. So here's this one. Oh, hang on. Oh, sign up there. Oh, I fucked it. I deleted it. Sorry. But anyway,

Lewis Hobba  19:49   you could explain it. It was really great.

Andrew McClelland  19:54   You describe it. Yeah. Visual. does describe it now. Oh, yeah.

Dan Ilic  19:59   Okay, sure. So I had a picture of a young girl, and she was in a Do you want

Lewis Hobba  20:03   to act in?

Andrew McClelland  20:05   Numbers? Perhaps? Oh, yeah,

Lewis Hobba  20:06   I'll be the adorable Young.

Dan Ilic  20:08   mortarboard.

Lewis Hobba  20:09   Can you be a movie adorable young girl

Dan Ilic  20:11   adorable young girl looking up. And it said by 2035, Cassie will be qualified to put politicians in jail for historical climate crimes.

Alice Fraser  20:23   Can I? Can I just say, Dan, I just say so many people. When you talk about climate change they got I feel really helpless. I feel like I can't make a difference. Right? And if we look at this man who cannot even put up the slide that he wanted to put out a massive fucking difference in Australian politics. If he can do it, you can do.

Dan Ilic  20:46   I'm so glad Alice told you the punchline of my story, because he's waiting hold on for my Melbourne friends. Now, out of home media. They said yes, you can have a billboard in Hawthorne. But that particular billboard is for non political messaging. And I said, Can I sell a standing desk? And she said, Yes, you can sell a standing desk. So I put up this billboard in Hawthorne that says, Hey, big space. It's time to buy a standing desk, because you're about to lose your seat

with with the hope, with the hope that no one would ever dare write Josh next to it, because that would make it political. And we can't have that someone didn't write Josh. Thankfully, instead, they wrote Frydenberg. And it makes it so much more sinister. Like, hey, it's time to buy a standing desk because you're about to lose your seat.

So Media gave me a call. After a month of that being up December, they gave me a call. They said Dan, that billboard you put up with had complaints? The billboard is now political. And I said no, it's not. It's just defaced. And they said, Well, unfortunately, it is political. And we're gonna have to pull it down. I assumed it was the AC and I thought, Oh, well, the AC they're doing the due diligence. Fair enough. It doesn't have an authorized on yeah, get it. We're just making jokes. We're not a campaigner. And I said, Well, okay, fair enough. Can we replace it? Yes. Can we can replace it. Then they said no, you can't replace it. But it has been replaced since by this. I reckon that was the bloke who complained. Josh Frydenberg face now replaces our billboard, which is pretty astounding. That's

Lewis Hobba  22:56   pretty annoyingly. He is one has just gotten back in the right place. At the top.

Dan Ilic  23:03   Exactly, yeah. So Oh, media. I had another running with them. I wanted to put up a billboard in Hinkler in Bundaberg. This is Keith Pitzer electorate. He is the is the resources minister. He just basically his job is to get as much coal out as possible. And he was famous for being on Sky News last year for not being able to admit on TV that batteries could possibly store power from solar and wind. He couldn't say it on TV. He couldn't even say the word battery. So I pitched this to out of home media. I said, How about this? Hey, Keith batteries give you power in the dark with a picture of a vibrator. And they said no. To political plus, it's got a sex toy. No. I was like, Okay, thank you media. How about this? Did you know batteries can give you power in the dark with a flashlight? And they said no. To political or no. Right? And then I pitched him this I was like, I'm like, at this point. I'm like, you know, I'm just gonna fucking buy a billboard out of spite. So I said, How about this batteries? Wow. They said. They said they said yes. They said yes. But for keen eyed observers out there. There it is all the look. The only people I was very disappointed about it. But the people who were happy where the battery store that it was

but the keen eyed observers out there, you may recognize that also, it wasn't a flashlight. It was a it was a flashlight. Yeah. So climate change, as Alan said, can make you feel extremely powerless. Right and, and this is a strange moment we're in. We're 45 days away from when we all can be a little more powerful. And I want to just implore you to please Leave this election. Tell your friends and yourself. Don't vote for candidates funded by fossil fuels rational

Unknown Speaker  25:12   you need to continue to run your coal fired power stations for as long as you possibly can. Your fear is over. Gotta be

Gabbi Bolt  25:25   high. Yeah, no, the keyboards just a prop. Makes me look good. I don't actually play it at all. Recently, Scott Morrison said another great gems of advice now that we're on the topic. So if you can't afford to rent a house, buy one. I said no, that's stupid. So I've come up with a new plan. So just sorry. In the front of this area, hands up if you're a home owner. Oh my god. Sorry, I'd have to take a moment. Sorry, Andy. Do I look? Do I look okay? Yeah, here's the smell horrible.

Andrew McClelland  26:03   You got a nose ring. Is that intentional?

Gabbi Bolt  26:05   Oh? No, no. Okay. All right. I have a pitch for all of you. You're all really beautiful. Are any of you going away? Anyone nice young disposable income having things like yourselves. I'm sure there's only a matter of time until you plan a holiday and when you do I want you to take my pitch on board. Okay, DJ I'm ready

Vidya Rajan  26:43   they fired me from all the clubs Jesus Christ

Gabbi Bolt  26:57   been waited so long so let me know ready hikes

I want to take around.

Unknown Speaker  27:11   I'm going to come and say

Gabbi Bolt  27:16   don't think about it too hard. That's the right house.

Unknown Speaker  27:23   Let me sit in your house. Let me pretend that I own this $5,000 couch. I'm gonna write in your sheets 10,000 Cows sitting in your house so I gotta keep my options free. I'll never penetrate the housing market. So a lender asked, penetrate me.

Gabbi Bolt  28:01   I'm squatting at my mom's rich friend's house. It's like a luxury b&b. Being a generation

Unknown Speaker  28:12   has never been so sexy to me. I'm

Gabbi Bolt  28:14   about to say oh my god. Is that a double door fridge holy shit in this house.

Zoe Daniel  28:25   With a built in ice dispenser.

Gabbi Bolt  28:30   House you've got a dishwasher egg on no black cold in the bathroom

thank you for contributing to my deposit

Alice Fraser  28:56   against Islam as a disease we need to vaccinate ourselves against that. I'm not selling a lot of tickets. This year. The Melbourne International Comedy Festival is not a flyer outside the town hall and Facebook ads do not work. Anyone here from a Facebook ad? Yeah, I made my point just I wanted to talk about social media and propaganda was looking at the online messaging from Ukraine and Russia and made me think we should talk about cyber warfare and propaganda like a proper hefty subject difficult to address properly with the tools available to a comedian. And then Elon Musk bought 9% of Twitter on the premise that he is a free speech absolutist. And I found my in Elon Musk a man with the face of a police sketch of a man

and the noble ambition that everyone should be able to speak as freely as him the richest man in the world without being subjected to rudeness from plebs who don't understand your noble ambition to call As the stars for humanity sorry humanity he is a free speech absolutist to do him credit I believe that he is he has ethical principles. I think he thinks he's a free speech absolutist. I'm sure he thinks that if you throw all the ideas in the world into a Thunderdome, the one that ends up beating all the other ones to death with its bare fists is the best idea. Of course he believes the person who ends up with the most money in the world deserves to get there by virtue because people say they're a free speech absolutist I have friends who say that I'm a believer in free speech myself, I believe in the right to offend because I know people who are offended by women talking or men crying or non binary people having hair cuts, I I even believe people have a right to offend me. I love nothing more than a good faith disagreement with people who are willing to admit they're wrong. Because I'm right. I'm talking about people who think anyone should be able to say anything because it's just words you know, it's just words, the words the one thing that's made us as a species capable of communicating, cooperating building complex machinery, and each individual having access to more information than we could acquire in a lifetime by a process of licking stuff and seeing if it was poison. You know, just words. For all the free speech absolutist surrounding the simple clarity of that ethical stance, I see very few of them discussing the fact that the moment you have an algorithm in play, you do not have free speech. We have to stop blaming people for falling for the propaganda that they see online and start holding to account the invisible hand of a market that keeps offering us shiny perfumed testicles on a plate and telling us their pearls it's not your weird aunt's fault that she keeps getting served quote information from quote doctors who quote have the quote cure for quote lizard virus. It's the fucking algorithm has decided she should be offered things she likes based on things she already likes, like a Tinder date who read you like long walks on the beach and brought eight barrels of sand to the date. I have a daughter now a whole fresh daughter and I'm terrified of the algorithms she's gonna be go straight into the algorithm. She's gonna watch Teletubbies at the age of three. And by the time she's 25 She'll be watching telly Toby's 142 We already have Fast and Furious nine. And it's amazing. We're the species that invented Russian Roulette let us take a fucking risk. Okay, sorry is gonna lead to boycotting Russia were the species that invented roulette. Let us take it like there's nothing you could have had before. You had an olive that would tell you you would love and olives. No one was like, Oh, you love too much salt and the texture of pickled rubberbands you love and all and no, you just tried one one time and it was good. Fuck the algorithm telling you things that you're going to like as though it knows you. Right? Let us gamble. That's the thing. Why were people we will always have these people do things we always have gambling and sex work and nonsense. We love nonsense. My issue is when a machine comes in and strips away all of the checks and balances and tips the slope so far downwards, that normal people can't possibly resist the worst distortions of their own characters. So it's not enough to have a card table. You've got to hide the clocks and have free drinks and flashing lights and law old people into poker machines at their local pubs. That's what the social media algorithm is. So the next time you want to blame someone for retweeting an article that they saw online and someone goes Oh, it's just words it's just free speech. It is not free speech if there is an algorithm at play, and Elon Musk can go fuck himself Thank you

Dan Ilic  33:38   Alice. Has anyone on this panel here ever been subjected to like vicious or unfounded rumors on on the internet Dad I'll take this one. Never

Grace Tame  33:55   Twitter into a year ago and I genuinely thought when I was hearing people talk about Elon Musk I thought he was I thought he

Unknown Speaker  34:03   was a malas

Lewis Hobba  34:08   and as your opinion che Yeah.

Dan Ilic  34:14   I would love to see you know how chemists warehouse has like, like fragrances for everyone. I would love to see one and chemists warehouse Elon Musk is one I'd love to see it. Not smell it not smell it. Yeah. Now what's the easiest way to reckon to teach your friends and family media literacy? Like, do you have to sit down with your parents to say I'm sorry, no. That picture while lead isn't going to make you rich?

Gabbi Bolt  34:39   I just had the luxury of shoddy not and giving it to my brother to fold out but I've never had to talk to my parents about technology once so sorry, Sam.

Alice Fraser  34:48   My dad's all over it. He's He's like all over technology. He's over technology the way a boomer it's like loves an iPad loves being on speaker, but like he does he does know some media literacy. Well, you know, Twitter is also he was the head of the media and communications Law Center at the Union.

Dan Ilic  35:07   That helps, yeah, you're dead like that.

Dane Simpson  35:09   I just genuinely I thought that there was this rumor about being online and it was just like because I have a Google

Dan Ilic  35:16   Alert. For me, right.

Dane Simpson  35:20   Arrogant superstar is talking about David Simpson. Superstar basketball player is now and I'm like, not not, not not not. Not not. There's another Dane Simpson.

Dan Ilic  35:33   Ah, I, my online doppelganger. We share the same name. His name is genuine, which he used to be the creative director in LA and now he is the creative director of Mehta. And I don't know what I'm going to do. You will be the first to know about it.

Lewis Hobba  35:55   Yeah, my doppelgangers. My name is actually Lewis Hamilton. Pava. Right. Do you like that's not a joke? That's genuine. Yeah. And so a lot of fuck, I'll just say it a lot of my like secret social media accounts and Lewis Hamilton, which started before kind of Lewis Hamilton. Like, obviously, it was good, but he wasn't like Lewis Hamilton. And now I'm just really angry at house except like, there was a time I was gonna change my name to Lewis Hamilton. I was like, I'm gonna be the most famous Lewis Hamilton the rebel. So the Grand Prix is actually particularly triggering for me.

Dan Ilic  36:27   Everyone, please give it up for Dane Simpson.

Dane Simpson  36:37   Take this

Lewis Hobba  36:38   liking. Yeah. All right.

Dane Simpson  36:40   This is gonna be a little bit heavy, but you do have permission to laugh fuck.

Dan Ilic  36:44   Yeah. Don't worry, don't just the weight of 60,000 years of your people's culture. Yeah, right here. Yep.

Dane Simpson  36:53   I'm Ernie Dingo. And it does contain images of people who may have deceased just for the mob in the room. Depending on when you're listening to this could even be fucking me. All right. aren't dead Simpson, Australia's greatest comedian and liar. Okay, so we are going to be talking about a very heavy topic today. Oh, also. Yeah, I'm from the Camilla nation. an Aboriginal guy. Milroy people. My people come from Walgett which is epic New South Wales. Little Town. So 80% Aboriginal 20% Cops now. I know like both my parents are Aboriginal. Yeah, I know that I don't look the army and that's okay. How that works is my granddad on my mom's side was a white fella. Right? So I don't know how that makes me Indian.

Just every time I come to Melbourne, I'm constantly telling people I'm not Indian. I'm Aboriginal. There's even people in this room still looking at me. I think he drove us here. I didn't. Different people. All right. I'm gonna be talking today about Australia Day. Right? And the problem with Australia Day. Obviously, there's a group of people who can't celebrate on Australia Day. And those people are people who have to work the next day. You hear? They're always complaining? Oh, you should come out. Have you? Not? I've got a work tomorrow. Loser, right? There's also other people who can't celebrate on the day. Oh, that's right, First Nation people. But why? Why can't they just join in? Straight A's is about drinking beers, having a sausage and wearing the fucking flag as a cake. I did some research into this. And I tried to figure out what how do we actually celebrate the very first Australia Day and I watched this documentary called lousy little six minutes, I encourage you to go and watch it. It was made in 1983. And it talked about the Australian government and their idea when they first ever came up with celebrating Australia in 1938. Here's a little snippet from that documentary.

Andrew McClelland  39:19   Film loading

Unknown Speaker  39:24   failure today, among the nation, we are building a great industrial civilization on this primary bases and developing a new race a new force in the culture of mind and body. In this Sunnyland both build the racial physique equal to any in the world. Australian history already bears the base and re of glory won by our volunteers on the battlefields of the Great Wall. Yet only 150 years ago, Australia was still a nameless Island inhabited by savages to mop this cloud record of progress. The government of New South Wales decided to celebrate with three months of I don't prey on Carnival.

Dane Simpson  40:01   What a lovely celebration. Yeah, 150 years ago, a nameless Island celebrated just full of savages, right? So it's, it's weird that Aboriginal people would want to get involved and celebrate on this day. Also, the documentary goes on to show the actual day and what they did to celebrate it. It's the straight government they wouldn't have done anything crook. It's not like they do like a fucking reenactment or anything like that. Taking over Australia. It's not like that, get Aboriginal people and starve them, put them in jail and threaten them if they didn't go along with what they had planned. Actually, that's exactly what they're talking to

Unknown Speaker  40:43   three flames into life as the dramatic scenes of the first landing. Duck gonna keep being acted as bomb go. With the the native gathering in corroborate to ward off the invaders, just as they then did. In the face of medicine savages, the white man had bumped up the shore of the new land. There any likelihood of an ambush? So a handful of Englishmen took possession of the continent, a vast unknown primeval land. Well, fuck,

Dane Simpson  41:14   right. It's like all Aboriginal people. Why don't you just want to join in and celebrate with us? That's weird. You should just do it. Right? But these are the foundations that we actually celebrate Australia are on. And it's not like you can sort of well, I suppose you can have the argument. Yeah, but we don't celebrate that today. It's not like the Australian government today does like a reenactment. Scott Morrison did an NPM replica to sail around Australia to mark 250 years since Captain Cook's arrival. It cost 6.7 million to do this as part of a $60 million dollar budget. 10 million more than the bushfires by the way. Crazy, crazy crazy. Ah, this is a side note. Actually, this is more for a rational fee, guys. This is part of the document as well. And I just wanted to point this out. 1938 there was Aboriginal protesters were getting some traction, and we're starting to get rights for Aboriginal people. But the Australian press put a little backstop in that and held it off for another 29 years Aboriginal people didn't get rights until 1967. And they played some propaganda 1938 What was the most biggest fear that people had? It's

Unknown Speaker  42:25   free, perhaps in the past, to free. Now, where could this be better illustrated that in Sydney's great domain, it is here the free speech has been allowed to all we had a visit from one who started this craze on a pleasure cruise, he said are getting dimension that it was a pleasure cruise organised by the government of Germany, even away in the little known interior. Amongst the primitive mediums there are townships where agents of Hitler wait and plan for the downfall of a country that has sheltered them and given them security.

Dane Simpson  42:58   Kyla had some pretty out there tactics. You know what you shoot to get on the good princess Ruby and go to Adelaide. Get your way to Alice Springs and get this guy on board. And yeah, we'll defeat Australian from the inside. Yeah, yeah. It was weird, too. Because he looks so happy without filming him. And they're like, Can we film it? Yeah, absolutely. Wait, you're not gonna say I work with the Nazis, right? Getting back to so where do we go to from here? What do we do about these foundations? Do we do we change the date? That's a popular thing. Should we change the date? If we do change the date? What should we change it to? suggestion that always comes up? We should change it to May 8. Because that's mate. Right? That's cool. I get that. The only problem with that. It's easily from the wingless birthday if we make it that we're gonna piss off all the other Wiggles. Yeah, so what do we do? What about a sporting hero? We'll make it a sporting heroes birthday. They're problematic aren't they? Moving on music. Let's let's get a musician. shanaka Let's get somebody that we all know somebody that we all love somebody that we can all get around somebody wholesome. Benli. Absolutely. We all love Bentley. Let's make it his birthday. When's his birthday? September 11.

Maybe not. Also, if we do put it on somebody's birthday, then we're taking away their special day, aren't we? And stealing something that isn't ours is how we go

We should start fresh start fresh reset, right and what date is better to start fresh and reset? is the first of January. That's when we should be doing it. If we do it the first of January we move New Year's Day to the second of January makes us unique. Right? We get a day off. Day off or Australia Day, then we've got New Year's Day on the second of January day off. Do you know who's happy everyone? Everyone, including people who had to work the next day thank you everyone.

Unknown Speaker  45:42   We're really good at Dean stuff up in Australia and making sure it can feel the rest of the world

Dan Ilic  45:53   it strikes me there's a day that's about to become available. I just don't know how many more birthdays The Queen has.

And administratively, it's already day off. Do you guys have any suggestions for days

Alice Fraser  46:16   Tuesday's? Every Tuesday losers punch a little it'll be fun.

Lewis Hobba  46:23   I mean, September 11 is no good. But September 12. Like pick it back up again.

Andrew McClelland  46:29   We could move to Halloween do it then Halloween in springtime never works. Or I told me flowers and bees and lovely things. When unless you're allergic to bees. Yeah, Halloween.

Dan Ilic  46:38   Halloween is good. I think that'd be a problem for some football players around there. Well, they may dress up as Yeah. what's your what's your ultimate suggestion? Do you think that ultimate suggestion

Dane Simpson  46:48   is to first first of January. It's Federation as well in 1901. For the people who care about that stuff. I don't.

Alice Fraser  46:57   You were saying it would ruin someone's birthday if it was on their birthday. I'm already a twin. I don't have a birthday of mine. You can have my birthday.

Dan Ilic  47:04   Thank you for being so generous Alice. Well, it's due to common irrational fear. We've got great time Lewis harbor and Zoe Daniel. But before we do that, we've just got another quick message from the show sponsor oil cares for a quick word on race apparently. Video

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Dan Ilic  48:07   Thank you. Thank you oil forum Please give it up for Grace time.

Unknown Speaker  48:35   ADIA

Grace Tame  48:40   Look, before I get started. I just gotta give a couple of shout outs is Lily here. Did she make it? No. Okay.

Unknown Speaker  48:48   You win some you lose some.

Grace Tame  48:51   I do have to give a shout out. One of my best friends Georgie is standing in the wings. She is the pond clean.

Unknown Speaker  48:58   Yeah, come out Georgie. Georgie, Georgie.

Grace Tame  49:07   And also my partner Max who's my rock and poor old Max has been an audience a while I've been going is this funny? Is this funny? Is this funny?

Unknown Speaker  49:15   It's a bit loaded at this point.

Grace Tame  49:18   Ah, yes. Oh, crikey. What am I doing here? I'm not a comedian. But if you look up the Venn diagram of me and these guys, you'll find that it's not actually a Venn diagram at all. It's just a great big flashing circle that says go to therapy. Yes, the natural progression from very serious Law Reform campaigning is self roasting. When Dan asked me to do this, he said, Can you please do a monologue that is topical. And I'm on a serious mission to not talk about anything political, because everyone's been accusing me of Being a hack. I know that makes things a little bit difficult. So I'm really sorry to disappoint you if you came to hear me make jokes about a certain someone I know the temptation is very real. He is like a giant self sourcing comedy putting

is the joke desert that ISIS itself, you don't even have to tell him he just goes and grabs the ukulele all by himself.

To get around that issue, I've decided instead to reflect on one of my favorite TV shows from the early 2000s. My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. Which Believe it or not, translates quite well to the landscape of Australian politics. For example, the leader of Equestria Princess Celestia. has let down Australian voters yet again, with her willingness to greenwash her government's reliance on fossil fuels to neighboring neighboring Yes, the pawns. The pawns are coming to neighboring pony kingdoms. She's also very sensitive about a tail tail that she wants shattered in old McDonald's farm in 1997. All right, I'll stop. I'll make a deal. Just don't shame survivors on primetime TV don't underfund support services, protect alleged rapists stab people in the back bully people pork barrel. You see we've got a bit of an imbalance daily people.

Ah, yes, that naughty little flying horned pony. Anyway, what I've decided to talk about this evening has absolutely nothing at all to do with politics whatsoever. And that thing is air fryers. Stick with him. Actually, I suppose they are a little bit political. As one of my favorite comedians. Mark Latham has accused me of being since the airfryer came about. It has in some ways, divided the nation. That's the real Mark Latham by the way as he calls himself on Twitter. All the other Mark Latham's are not in one nation. So will the real Mark Latham please shirt front? Sorry, I promised I wouldn't get political. It's just that I had to give him a shout out because one of the chaser interns the other day, was saying that my home Tasmania isn't a real place. So I figured if Tasmania isn't real, at least I can keep living rent free in real might lay things head

yeah, it's pretty much just me, Rosie Batty, the 2004 election results. And pretty much well actually, everyone who isn't a straight white man. That's probably why he's so mad all the time. It's pretty crowded up in there. Anyway, where was I? Yes, the humble airfryer people seem to love it or hate it. What is this cheeky little unit that just popped up? Out of nowhere? How could there possibly be this smaller version of something that does things we've already been doing this whole time. Only it gets to the point of it quicker and cuts out all the crap

most of its criticism seems to come from people who don't like change. But really it's just a lightweight, metal clad Basket Case inside a pressure cooker that has a little vent and no filter Are you catching my drift? That's an airplane by the way doesn't really matter does it because if you're not a fan fan get into what I'm really trying to say is if you don't like it, don't buy it. And that's not a political help my friends that's just a life hack

Unknown Speaker  55:36   right that was making noise

Dan Ilic  55:51   so Grace yo, yo, in retirement from being Australian in here, you're moving into white goods is this

Unknown Speaker  56:00   nah man and fries a heavy metal.

Dan Ilic  56:05   Well, I've got a great song for you from Alice and Gabby who've written one, especially for this period that we're in in the pre election period because it's a really tough time for satirists because it involves watching a lot of news. So this is a brand new song from Gabby bolt, and that was frozen.

Unknown Speaker  56:24   Brand new. So brand new, brand new brand new.

Alice Fraser  56:28   We need the lyrics. So brand new.

Zoe Daniel  56:31   An hour ago.

Alice Fraser  56:33   I was breastfeeding Hi, Alice. Hi, Gabby.

Unknown Speaker  56:44   How are you going? Well, you know, on the one hand, can be out jobs full of laughter. We take the news and make it fun. In the morning after we're filled with familiar shame. Because when the sun comes up, we have to read the

Alice Fraser  57:11   news again. Do you know what that's like? Have you ever read the fucking news doesn't make you feel good. Fucking job.

Unknown Speaker  57:22   The 24 hour

Gabbi Bolt  57:25   news constantly confronted with badness a world that is talking an awful

Unknown Speaker  57:31   drive us madness. The 24 hour perpetual news drama crackers to troops to find

Gabbi Bolt  57:41   the wacky side of the worst of the world on a loop. reading the news it's like reading the same fairy tale for bedtime every night but you don't like the story. It's boring and it's awful. And the moral of the story is the world's entirely fucked and no one's coming to help you

Alice Fraser  58:02   we staring up the asshole of a whale sure you're learning something but at what cost?

Gabbi Bolt  58:12   is like watching the final season of Game of Thrones thing started off so well and honestly a little bit juicy and it just kind of ended with hellfire and poor writing and way too dark. I mean literally way too dark. To see the last three episodes. It was horrible at reading the news, it's like slamming

Alice Fraser  58:32   a door in your foot once an hour through the day, but the foot is your brain and the door and the internet. And the news is the grinding pain.

Gabbi Bolt  58:40   Oh horrible. News is like being that guy and Seinfeld who always gets through the door looking surprised and making the same mistake every time. What's his name? I don't know. I'd never watched Seinfeld. Yeah, me neither. No way He's name is Michael Richards. I read about in screaming racist abuse. Yeah. What did you read that in the news? Do you think this makes us happy?

Unknown Speaker  59:06   It's like puking down your Ryan dress and then rolling around in chinetti. Inside

Alice Fraser  59:11   and out. You end up feeling daddy. And you end up smelling was your likey ancient Mara and produces your ancient curse to take on oil Smith.

Gabbi Bolt  59:26   What's your advice on Russia?

Alice Fraser  59:28   I don't know. I've never made a Molotov cocktail IQ.

Unknown Speaker  59:31   They're delicious. Some people take up smoking or drown themselves in booze. Some people do try Abalones verbally just read the news.

Gabbi Bolt  59:45   I can't keep up with the Canberra Cannes, political.

Alice Fraser  59:50   Don't make me like the bright side. scotoma phobic.

Unknown Speaker  59:57   You might call it charming. but ignore the clues. It's psychological self harming. Please don't make us read the news

Dan Ilic  1:00:14   Thank you everyone. We're almost done. Please thank Jane he's gonna head off to his show

our next guest on rational fear is one of the best known Australians as a foreign correspondent reporting from war zones and political hotspots around the world. Now she's looking to swamp the swamp of Washington DC for the shake panics of Canberra is the independent candidate for Goldstein Zoe Daniel

jolly Nice shirt there, good merch. So we launched her campaign today, so that's why she's got a face on it. Looks let's get straight into it. sharri markson on Earth some tweets from your team comparing Scott Morrison to Hitler. We've all done it. So the question is, if you could go back in time, and be face to face with baby Scott Morrison would you tell his parents to not turn him into a child actor?

Zoe Daniel  1:01:21   Don't go into politics.

Dan Ilic  1:01:24   So why are you running? Why you decided to ruin your life and go into politics?

Lewis Hobba  1:01:29   Yeah, why are you turning away from the glitz and the glamour of the ABC?

Zoe Daniel  1:01:34   Well, the news was getting me down so I decided to do something more positive go into politics. What I mean, thank you grace for the for the lines, but lying, cheating, rotting, scamming, gaslighting manipulating disinformation.

Dan Ilic  1:01:53   Is this your platform? They're the reasons to do welcome to the Liberal Party. Was there a moment was there a catalyst? Was this something you went? Oh, that's too much. I'm now going in.

Zoe Daniel  1:02:05   I just been chatting in the TV too much. I couldn't do it anymore. My son who's 15 said Mum, someone's got to do something for us on these issues. And it's really hard to look your 15 year old son and your 13 year old daughter in the iron so now, too hard.

Dan Ilic  1:02:23   Well, look, if you don't mind, just want to talk about the person you're running against just for a little bit. My friend Tim Wilson, there he is. He loves He loves. He looks like he really does turn himself a bit of a greeny I have a look at his Twitter profile. He loves solar panels, wind farms. He loves carbon capture manufacturing.

Lewis Hobba  1:02:45   I think we need his paws on this image. This is extraordinary.

Unknown Speaker  1:02:49   I'm nervous about the upcoming election and this is the break I just shared

Dan Ilic  1:03:02   I mean, I don't think it's defamatory to say he looks like he's about to murder you with that branch.

Gabbi Bolt  1:03:09   I disagree. I think he looks like a newborn when you pose them with those plaques like today.

Andrew McClelland  1:03:15   It looks like a teenager experimenting with goth makeup for the first time.

Dan Ilic  1:03:20   He also loves kombucha made of made of carbon and look at the guy who runs the kombucha shop.

Unknown Speaker  1:03:29   This guy is like he don't eat those

Dan Ilic  1:03:33   guys like he just picked up the nails and started going. No, he really hates rally. Should

Unknown Speaker  1:03:39   I do that?

Unknown Speaker  1:03:43   Come on Gatorade Sachs guys. Come on.

Lewis Hobba  1:03:50   Two minutes with a hose.

Dan Ilic  1:03:51   He really hates rubbish here. Here he is picking up rubbish. I assume he's about to put that back as part of being rubbish zero. Emissions Net Zero rubbish there. So why is he turned into a greeny all of a sudden? Like, this is not the first time I've heard it. Tim Wilson being agree.

Zoe Daniel  1:04:08   Well, today we had a campaign launch. We had 2000 people there. And we have 1000s of people in the community.

Lewis Hobba  1:04:19   Just 1/10 of the size of this crowd.

Zoe Daniel  1:04:24   Something's gotta give

Dan Ilic  1:04:27   in the IPA. You could do with more solar panels on your Twitter bio, by the way, point taken. So like when people look at you and they see him being a climate hero and you being a climate hero. Who would they who should they vote for?

Zoe Daniel  1:04:44   The person who hasn't been in politics for six years and not delivered

Dan Ilic  1:04:54   I just want to play the first minute of something quickly here. Sky News ran a big smear campaign against The against the climate 200 people, people who imagine that the independents that are running, let's play a quick game of hang on a sec, as we play this if you want to chime in just say hang on a sec,

Peta Credlin  1:05:11   they call themselves voices off a gaggle of independent candidates who are set to play a significant role in the coming campaign. They say they're not a political party. These independent voices all sing from the same hymn book, climate action, political integrity, gender equality

Alice Fraser  1:05:32   How dare they hang on a second who did this school for this the guy who wrote inception? very sinister.

Lewis Hobba  1:05:44   It's like one of those challenges like Jimmy Fallon does it like I'm gonna give you the nicest words in the world and try to make them sound evil. Great actors like That's fucking extraordinary. And also did she call you a gaggle? gaggle.

Grace Tame  1:05:58   PETA wants to stay oppressed, she does. She really doesn't want gender equality.

Peta Credlin  1:06:05   And they all have another thing that binds them together. common enemy, incumbent liberal MPs.

Zoe Daniel  1:06:14   I'm Zoe Daniel, and I'm your community backed independent candidate for Goldstein.

Peta Credlin  1:06:19   Why these climate 200 Guerrilla Games matter is not just that liberal seats could fall. For the liberal campaign hard heads will waste time and money trying to hang onto electorates that by right? Shouldn't be at risk.

Alice Fraser  1:06:36   Hang on a second. Hang on a second.

Andrew McClelland  1:06:42   It's almost like we're in a democracy or something.

Alice Fraser  1:06:47   Like a waste of time and energy, doing politics, their job?

Dan Ilic  1:06:53   Isn't that the most bizarre fucked up thing? It's like when people complain about the Murdoch media. Party democracy is because they don't believe in democracy.

Lewis Hobba  1:07:04   It's rightfully this guy game. Can I just need a second?

Peta Credlin  1:07:11   The liberal MPs in them like the treasurer, Josh Frydenberg. He's at home trying to shore up Kooyong. It's time he's not in a marginal seat that they've got to win. Now climate 200 is financing around 20 independent candidates. People like Zoe Daniel and it's no coincidence that they're almost all women. It's part of a deliberate ploy to live so called problem with women.

Unknown Speaker  1:07:41   So I don't want to use the word conspiracy. Certainly not a second of people who are doing their best to stop Liberals and Nationals from winning the coming election.

Alice Fraser  1:07:58   I don't want to use the word conspiracy, so I'm just gonna point and scream which

Dan Ilic  1:08:05   Zowie now that you've seen a portion of that how do you feel

Unknown Speaker  1:08:08   wow,

Zoe Daniel  1:08:09   I hadn't seen that. Thank you so much.

Dan Ilic  1:08:12   That's a minute 36 You're never gonna get back again.

Lewis Hobba  1:08:15   We've got you here talk us through the conspiracy bag of other women are putting together to get a quality

Zoe Daniel  1:08:22   right we need us at the table. Thanks very

Dan Ilic  1:08:24   much. At the end of this financial year, our birth of money runs out so I need to get your number for George Soros to continue please Thanks Daniel. Before we go Louis Texas time we got one more one more message from our sponsor or your kids for quick word on workers rights apparently no. Foreign Please give it up for Louis.

Lewis Hobba  1:09:15   Thank you so much. This is a real delight, a real privilege and an honor to be here at the Forum theatre. Okay, let's get stuck into it. If there's one thing we know our prime minister loves its tourism. The last time he did anything we even kind of liked. It was chucking Bengal on a beach and asking where the bloody hell Aya his commitment to tourism is so powerful that he walks the walk even when tourism isn't convenient. When it isn't easy. When the entire country is on fire. He puts on his little tourist shirt and he goes to Hawaii. All he wants is for people to get on a plane and travel. He's less keen on boats. But this week, there was a new Australian tourism ad that really caught my eye All right, before I play it for you, I'll give you a clue. It is not an ad for a foot fetish website. You will think it is. But it is not.

Unknown Speaker  1:10:17   We've long been a land of explorers and adventurous travelers and trailblazers. We've traversed all manner of terrains, chase the horizon in every direction, climbed higher, descend deeper, gone further. And still the quest continues. They will always be more to explore. So, where to from here? We say Bring on the beyond our boldest adventure. Yeah. Australia. We're going to the moon

Lewis Hobba  1:10:57   what when? And also what's first up? Why does going to the moon look like a gap year? It starts by saying we're a land of explorers. Maybe they don't remember but for the last three years the only traveling we've done have been from the bed to the working from home desk. And if we're lucky to the couch for a little cry also so many fate EOC it looks like it was directed by Quentin Tarantino. The print ad for this campaign is this it's a thong on the moon. Looks like Uncle Steve got on the wrong plane to Bali. But I will say this. There is something genuinely quite sweet about the phrase get a moon it's something that Steve Irwin might have said quietly to himself while he was camping with the family. Get a moon get a tent. Get a Terry. Get a tree. Get a Steve. Let's let that settle in. I'll be safe. Now I can't wait to see what Australians do to the moon. In some ways. It's the safest place to send Australians. We can't be trusted in Asia and Europe. We will pass in the Sea of Tranquility. We will draw a deck next to Neil Armstrong's footprint. And every single one of us will drop our DAX and Moon the moon. Whose idea was this? Why are we going to the moon? You may not have heard yet, but we already put a man on there. It made the news in 1969. There at no one has been on the moon since 1973. It has less foot traffic than the doklam.

Gabbi Bolt  1:13:19   I know

Lewis Hobba  1:13:20   Australia has a history of like discovering things after they've been discovered. And we're not 60,000 years late this time. But going to the moon. It just feels weird. What are we doing? I looked into it a little right. I was like why are we going to the moon. I did some investigative journalism. I went to the get a moon website. First of all, no one's going to the moon right? A semi autonomous robot is going to the moon. They don't they don't have feet

also, we're going to build this semi autonomous robot it's going to cost us a fortune which is a waste of money because our country is already full of semi autonomous robots

that is walking around you can grab one for nothing. So what does Australia offer some unlike NASA when it comes to space exploration, we've already let him use the telescope at parks. What more could we possibly do? Well, there is something Australia does really well. We are well number one at it. And if you want to stay across this particular Australian skill set, I suggest you subscribe to this exciting magazine. The Australian mining review any fans and subscribers the centerfolds wha when you add it in the Australian mining review, you'll get to see this very relaxing news that there's The new board of Rio Tinto, oz minerals and all the big mining companies they're formed together to take our mining expertise to space. That's right. Now I don't know for sure that we're planning to mine the moon

but let's be honest, we're gonna mined the fucking moon. It's one small step for mines one giant leap for mankind. Does this suddenly make more sense to you? If you think blasting minors into space is a cool idea. You're absolutely right. It's such a cool idea. It's the plot for Armageddon. Unfortunately, as I mentioned, we're only going to be sending a little rocket to space, so it's less arm again. And it's more like Wally if it was written by Matt Canavan. As soon as you realize that we're going to the moon, this whole ad makes more sense. The only thing more Australian than a thong is a big fucking hole in the ground. Sometimes you feel like Australian politicians must look at all the rules and wonder why we have something that actually sticks up. And it's like, that's gone the wrong way. What is that some kind of reverse hole? You got to dig down boys. You got to dig down. There are gonna be people who are against mining the moon. They'll say Australia can't be trusted with the moon. Australia can't even be trusted with Australia. Give the moon to Denmark or something. Like give it to someone who knows what the hell they're doing. Not me. I'm excited. Let's go fuck up the moon. There's a reason no one goes there. You know it's boring. The moon is the third drawer of the solar system. It's there. We don't need it.

To sleep at night when you go home and you go, it's Robert ends. But here's a true fact. Right? Because I think sometimes nature tries to warn us humans when we're doing something wrong, right? Here's a true fact. The Moon moves one and a half inches away from the Earth every year. I think it knows what we're planning. And it's backing away. The good out a movie to add felt so weird to watch because we all knew something was off about it right? Like you just see it for the first time you're like, This is wrong, right? And now we know why. But I have to say it was so close to being the perfect dad so close. It was nearly an ad that captured not just the essence of one space mission, but the modern Australian mission, the very core of the Aussie spirit and add that could finally hold a candle to Bingle when it comes to showing the world who we are. It just needed one tiny change for all Australians to see it and think oh yeah, it makes total sense that our government made that ad get a mind it almost makes you wish that this was an ad for a foot fetish website. Thank you so much.

Dan Ilic  1:18:13   That is it for rational fear. Please give it up for our guest Alice Jane Lewis. Gabby Vica DJ Andy McClellan Grace freaking big thank you to Nathan abondoned overtaking family and all the great folks and marijuana and the forum sorry read on like big thank you to Sophie matinee Megan Herbert Beck Melrose Andres also big thank you to Jacob Brown, the birth of foundation rode mics and until our live show the Opera House in two months time there's always something to be scared of

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0:14   good I feel mongers Dan Ilic. Here. There is no Jad Fran has issues this week because unfortunately, everyone on the production team has COVID-19 COVID-19 in 2022, can you believe it, but so behind the times in our team, so instead we are letting our good team rest and regain their energy because we don't break anyone. And instead, I'm giving you a free 10 minute sample of the irrational fear Melbourne International Comedy Festival live show, which is only available to our Patreon subscribers exclusively for one more week. And if you want to hear the full thing, please sign up to our Patreon like these awesome people have this month so big shout out to these people Laura Maya David pickers, Gwen Harper, Katie Maltby, Deborah Reedy, Bernadette Mortlock, Jen Mackenzie, Felicity nibs Tracy man Tiger Lily KitKat snark, St. Catherine Ford puzzling a Tassie storm Thank you puzzling what has he storm? Tom read Ozzie Jim Fein 11 Rich talk well Nam Blusky sous good on your sous Ella Griffis Tony canard, Jonathan freckle Akira unveiled Daniel Harvey, Zachary Kendall, Lucy Bauer, Michael Lynch, and AJ Heiko Val. Oh my goodness, so many people have signed up this month. So big thank you, it really makes a difference. It basically means we can pay our producers to put the show on every week. And and we can, you know, pay people to appear on the show, which is something a lot of other podcasts don't do. And that's really cool. So please, thank you very much. Here is the first 10 minutes of our festival show from last week. If you want to hear the full thing she had been to irrational fear on Patreon. And we'll be back next week with a brand new episode of Jan Fran has issues. Oh, and also, we've got our 10 year anniversary show at the Opera House June for so if you're in Sydney, please go to the Sydney Opera House and buy a ticket there. Luis is going to be there. I'm going to be there. Mark Humphries is going to be there and I've asked a few other excellent people to be there too. It's going to be so do come along June 4 at the Sydney Opera House. Enjoy this live show. It's a crackup, probably one of our best ever live shows. Well worth signing up for the patreon to hear the full thing before it becomes free in seven days. See you.

2:33   Thank you so much for coming here. This is amazing. Oh my

2:36   god. Wow. You know, when our producer said, Do you want the 200 seats, the 300 seat or the 800 seat? I said, give us the 800 seat. We'll fill it almost. And I said give me the MCG right tonight shows a bit of a different kind of show. If you come to Comedy Festival. This is a podcast recording I'm sorry.

2:58   It basically just means fewer jokes. Lower the expectation,

3:03   but you get some discounts on a great mattress. It's gonna be great. We're gonna put on a great show regardless, but you have to do your job as a great audience. Can you be a great audience? Fantastic. So part of that, you know, laughing clapping cheering whistling all of that. That's good stuff. That is good stuff. But heckling is

3:20   what's the opinion on like, flares out? No flare, pyrotechnics of any kind. No pirates weapons Bad.

3:28   Very bad unless they

3:29   have to get rid of some stuff. Twain What about Twain,

3:33   Shania Twain. Perfect. So heckling is a little tricky. If you do hecho you'll be removed faster than a liberal who's won pre selection who made the Lebanese so you'll be out you'll be straight out of there, straight out of there. Now if you think someone next year is going to do something, just give them a stern look. The kind of look my mum gives her friends when she's got to explain what I do for a job

3:59   that you do the tree brothers are so much better than you.

4:01   I know. They are really lovely. So we're making this a safe space for you and our people on stage. Can you do that for me? Right. We also going to cover some pretty tricky topics. Okay, so and we've got a lot of foul language. A lot of adult words will be flung at you but there will be puns as well. The worst kind of should give you full warning and that Alice Fraser is here. She's brought all the puns she has. If something does trigger you something gives you an easy feelings. Sophie Minetti is over at the sound desk over there she's waving by the sound desk if you need to talk to someone during the show. Go have a chat with Sophie or afterwards as well. We've got a place you guys can go All right great. What else we're gonna do here Oh, big thank you to our Patreon supporters. Here we got one right here. Big thank you Tim. Thank you.

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5:18   do it. Let's get this show started. But the other quick thing is right at the start, Dan likes to do three jokes. And there are varying quality. But I would really appreciate it if for the benefit of those listening at home, you laugh so loudly. He, he really made his brothers and so much better than he really needs this.

5:39   Thank you, Louis. All right. We're recording this episode of irrational fear on Wonderland in the Kulin nation, sovereignty was never seated. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

5:54   For everybody go gang prepping for irrational fear with Grace team making the transition to a comedy stage. Any advice video?

6:01   Yes, Grace. First, you've got to just start by really trusting the stage you're on. I know. It can be really scary. always like, Oh my God, is it gonna collapse? But chances are it won't even just Creek and fall under you.

6:13   Yeah, right. Well, I have been on a few stage just before.

6:18   Yeah, yeah. But this is a comedy stage and much like the comedians on those stages. They're very unstable on the inside.

6:27   Any advice for hecklers Gaby?

6:29   It's what I mean, it's, it's a horrible person yelling horrible things at you. And we don't know why it happens. And I know that that might not have happened to you before. But like, it's just you know, it's a part of the comedy world, you know.

6:45   I reckon I've been a wreck and I've been abused before. Oh,

6:51   yeah, of course. Yeah. No, of course, horse you

6:56   know, of course, saying stuff on stage. That's an important part of this right? Often I find it's funny because it's true. So you might just want to go on stage and just say the truth.

7:07   Look, I'll give it a crack. Trust that the audience on your side and yeah, believe in yourself, I suppose. That's actually

7:18   really good advice.

7:19   Good way of looking at things. I might just read that. Yeah, yeah. Good advice. I think that could really help us Yeah.

7:30   irrational fear contains naughty words like bricks and sticks of rational fear, recommend listening might you mature audience.

7:45   Tonight, Scott Morrison receives a hostile reception at a new costume pub, to which Scott Morrison said I reject the premise of the statement. It's the same kind of reception I get everywhere. And the Australian Grand Prix returns to Melbourne for the first time in two years. When asked how excited that the race is back in Australia January, Ricardo said and the election has finally been cooled. But we're running out of time for Peter Dutton to call a party remaining to roll Scott Boras says icon this is a rational rational

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former pre selected liberal candidate for Cooktown illage. And you're listening to irrational fear at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, the petri dish of Australian culture and COVID-19 So thank you for coming here and risking your life for a comedy podcast. Really appreciate that. This is the podcast that takes the scariest news and laughs in its face much the same way. Scott Morrison laughs in the face of a Commonwealth integrity commission with no retrospective powers. Let's make our fear mongers for tonight. Every few weeks our first fear monger starts a new satirical comedy podcast from the bugle the gargle tea with Alice and the Joe Rogan experience experience. It's Alice Fraser. I haven't listened to the Joe Rogan experience experience. What's it all about?

9:26   Oh, I think people are too scared of Joe Rogan. I think he's just a perfectly nice comedy meathead who accidentally got caught in a toxic spill at the masculinity factory.

9:35   And she's the lyrical satirical miracle that isn't here to the empirical let's get him out. Gabby, this is your first ever Melbourne Comedy Festival as a solo artist and you're already selling out what's your secret? Money laundering

9:49   mostly. Works well.

9:52   And he's a military man who just got married starring people. He's off the market. He's the purveyor of Wagga. Wagga is fine as dad jokes It's Dane Simpson. Now, I actually got that wrong. Sorry, Dana. You are the finest purveyor of jokes about your dad specifically. Does he mind? He's too stupid understand. And each morning he siphons the blood of 322 year olds to keep himself fresh from a national youth broadcaster. It's triple Jays last remaining geriatric millennial Louis harbor. Lewis, how do you keep up with the Gen Zed logo? The Gen Zed lingo?

10:34   How do I keep up with the Gen Zed lingo? Yeah, I mean, I like to just fuse it with lingo from my own time to make it easy. I'll say something like, have you? Pardon me boys? Is that the Chattanooga Choo

10:48   it's lit and he's immunity musical genius who is genetically gifted? It is Andy McClellan. Oh, thank you. I just need to promote my extremely nice Gilbert and Sullivan themes Comedy Festival. Come along, and they're a changemaker cage Rattler, Dragon Slayer and she represented Australia in the 50 meter side I it's based.

Race How does one train for the 50 meter sider?

11:28   Well, like the legend Don Bradman? I practice against a wall every day.

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13:00   Thank you. Good job. Well, folks, the election is finally upon us. Today the Prime Minister and prominent gas man Scott Morrison called the election at the last possible date he legally could which continues to prove just how his government is run by the Engadine doctrine. That is the principle of Miring and indecision until the march of time forces action upon you. You know like like shooting yourself in an egg in a McDonald's.

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13:41   I had to explain that for my dad who

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Dan Ilic  0:00   Good idea. No, it's here just barging in front of Jan before she kicks off the podcast. Do you know that nearly 295,000 Young people in Australia between 18 and 24 are not enrolled to vote. Yes, that means about 2000 Young people per electorate and enrolled to vote. And that is a serious amount of people, particularly when you get down to margins like 1.3%, like in Wentworth, where I live, so if you are a young person who is between 18 and 24, please go to the AZ website ac.govt.au For slash enroll and make sure you have your name on the ballot because we need young people to make change. Young people believe in good stuff like you know, climate action, and you know, affordable housing and a whole bunch of other things certain governments don't believe in so please head to abc dot govt for slash enroll and enroll before 8pm. Monday the 18th of April, you've only got until 8pm To enroll to vote. I know they made it really difficult for you. So please, if you are one of the 295,000 young people who are listening to this podcast right now, go to abc.govt.au forward slash in raw.

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Jan Fran  1:21   Australia will go to the polls on Saturday, May the 21st The Latest News poll showing that Scott Morrison is pushing ahead as preferred Prime Minister

Robbie McGreggor  1:31   Good evening it only took the first full day of campaigning to produce the first blunder of the Federal Election Anthony Albanese. He

Unknown Speaker  1:38   wants to be Prime Minister, how could he not know something as basic as the unemployment rate or the official cash rate

Unknown Speaker  1:45   and the Prime Minister has once again faced voter anger at a pub this time in Western Sydney. Watch this to describe, describe.

Robbie McGreggor  1:55   Jam Fran has issues breaking down the election one issue at a time brought to you by a rational fear.

Jan Fran  2:06   How long Hello and welcome to episode three of jam Fran has issues. I am Chad Fran. This is the party where we break down the election one issue at a time when I say wait, I'm talking about myself and my co host, Dan Ilic and Dan since the last time we recorded the episode, guess what? Guess what? Guess what election has been called?

Dan Ilic  2:31   Who would have thought Who would have thought that would happen? Hey, Jen, I've got a question for you. What's Pizza Huts? Number Jen, what's Pizza Huts? Number?

Jan Fran  2:40   I genuinely know the answer this question. And I know the tune as well. And it's not all right. Anyone would like me to be Prime Minister, I'm here. I'm ready. I know my facts and figures, people. Well, this week, our big topic is the cost of living. That's going to be a massive issue in the lead up to the election. Before we get to our key issue though we are going to take issue with a big story that happened this week. Daniel, what are we taking issue with?

Dan Ilic  3:07   This week? We're taking issue with specifically gotcha questions, where journalists will wheel out some arcane question that you can easily look up in a table on Google is Adam bad put it and and find out the answer real quick. This you know, we live in an information age Gen where we don't have to keep this stuff in our head. But somehow journalists think you do.

Jan Fran  3:29   The story here is that some journalist asked Anthony Albanese about the cash rate, what the cash rate was and about what the unemployment rate was. And Anthony Albanese could not answer the question. Let's let's hear the one about the unemployment rate.

Unknown Speaker  3:43   Andrew, what's the national unemployment rate? national unemployment rate at the moment is I think it's 5.4. So,

Jan Fran  3:55   okay, clearly uncomfortable there did not know the unemployment rate or couldn't recite it in that particular moment. And do you know what, Dan, what, I don't give a shit. I don't care. I don't care if the opposition leader or the Prime Minister cannot recite a particular factor and figure, I don't care if they don't know the unemployment rate in that particular moment. I care what they're gonna do about the unemployment. Yeah, but what I care

Dan Ilic  4:18   is also the he's also the Labour leader, like he's, his whole job is representing unemployed people. He should know what the unemployed unemployment rate is. And it's been well publicized over the last few months. Like this is one of the things.

Jan Fran  4:31   I mean, it's been covered. You can look it up with Google, there's gonna be there's no, there's genuinely going to be 1000 facts and figures and stats like this over the course of this election campaign that are going to be relevant, and they're going to be pertinent because the scope of the election is so large, and we're looking at so many issues. I really do not expect our leaders to retain rote information. What I want from them is a strategy on how they plan to make this country better. Genuinely

Dan Ilic  4:59   I would love to hear As both leaders tell me, just how many parts per million of carbon there is in the atmosphere, let's

Jan Fran  5:08   get rid of pie. Oh, it's

Dan Ilic  5:09   that for me. That's a huge number. That's 419 million parts per million in the atmosphere. And it wasn't that five years ago. That's what I'm concerned with, say

Jan Fran  5:18   at least somebody can can retain facts and figures. That's yeah, that's you. But see this, this is kind of part of a slightly longer trend, because Scott Morrison was asked about the price of bread in February. He didn't a address the National Press Club. Here's the question,

Unknown Speaker  5:34   you told me the price of a loaf of bread, a liter of petrol and a rapid antigen test. I'm not going to pretend to you that I do that. I'll leave those sorts of things to you, mate.

Dan Ilic  5:44   And that's fair enough. Do you know what it's different everywhere like where I live Jan, a loaf of bread in Bondi is about 20 bucks where you live Jan a loaf of bread is $3.50 and it's just the white stuff. So you know, like, it's just it's, you know, it's different where you live and a liter of petrol art might the petrol station next to my house is the most expensive in the country. So it literally petrol here is like $2.20 It's crazy. If you

Jan Fran  6:09   ask me how much a loaf of bread cost like right now, in this moment, I don't think I would be able to give you a clear answer. And I bought bread yesterday bought bread, and it was Turkish bread, in case anybody wants to know, and I don't know exactly how much it cost me. So there was a third person who got got got shit. I guess he got a question thrown to him. It was Adam Bandt, who this week again, addressing the National Press Club, was asked this question,

Unknown Speaker  6:37   just very quickly talking about Jack factchecking exercises. What's the current WPI Google at night

Jan Fran  6:44   Google have made that's how you do it. Just Google it might we know what you're doing? You're trying to catch the leader of the greens out so you can probably look good to your colleagues and everyone else by saying, Ah, I got ya. But full

Dan Ilic  6:57   credit to Adam bad. He said Google it. They went on a diatribe about gotcha questions, and then said, yeah, it's about 2.3. Points, I think you actually knew the answer. Now, I don't know no two point something percent is a little fuzzy, but it's pretty bang on because it's 2.3%.

Jan Fran  7:13   I also feel like look, I'm a journalist, I died journalists on my people. It is my profession. I spent a lot of time defending them. I think at some point, we just have to say, You know what, maybe we do have our heads up our own us as a bit. And maybe we shouldn't be trying to kind of one up each other and get catch these politicians out. I don't know. I saw a great

Dan Ilic  7:30   tweet on Twitter. Somebody said, Paul Ron Mize and he just caught onto a trend just before was becoming a little bit distasteful to do like he he just jumped on it and decided to do it. Have a laugh with himself, but it slightly got completely mowed down.

Jan Fran  7:46   Yeah. Speaking of that diatribe, well, Adam bet. Did you know give us a bit of an election pitch as well in his answer to Ron myosin, who was the general from the Australian Financial Review that asked that question, here's what he said.

Adam Bandt  7:57   elections should be about reaching for the stars and offering a better society. It would be passing laws that lift the minimum wage, it will be making dental and mental into Medicare. It would be making sure that we wipe student debt and build affordable houses.

Dan Ilic  8:15   Wow, that was such an Obama moment. I'm inspired. Yes, we grains. Let's do it.

Jan Fran  8:20   Yes, ma'am. You know why? Cuz that's what this episode is about my friends. It is about the cost of living. That's the Greens pitch there. You're gonna hear from labor and liberal in just a second. But first, what's the deal with the cost of living? Here is the deal with the cost of living, you are paying more for stuff you need groceries, petrol housing, white coffee. There are a few reasons for these cost increases. First, there's COVID. It's disrupted supply chains, meaning goods just don't get to where they're meant to go on time. Second, there's the war in Ukraine, Russia is the world's second largest oil producer. It's copped a bunch of sanctions supply is uncertain cost goes up. Third, there's inflation. That's the cost of goods over time. Now, a bunch of factors contribute to inflation. What you need to know is that it's rising globally, and Australia is no exception. Fourth, there's the cash slash interest rate that are exactly the same thing. But essentially, it's the interest that banks require you to pay on a loan. It has been hurting bloody low for a decade, which has led more people to take out loans, which has driven up the cost of houses, you may have noticed, the only way for that cash rate to go is up, baby. Which means if you are mortgaged to the eyeballs as 35% of Australian households are, you'll be paying more each month. Oh, and rents are up significantly. Did I mention that wage growth has been slow? No. Well, it has. So how will all of this impact you? Well, that sort of depends on your circumstances. Are you a single parent on a low income are you renting In your 20s Are you half of a dink couple stands for dual income? No kids, are you a pensioner? Are you on welfare? The reality though, is that because so many of the factors that drive up the cost of living seem to be coming together in the year of our Lord 2022. Everyone is bound to be impacted in some way. Hence, why this is a massive election issue and why the treasurer Josh Frydenberg, made a point of tackling cost of living in his budget last month. They didn't nail it. Well, they were definitely sweetness. But if you ask those who advocate for low income earners and welfare recipients, they say no, not really. Also, as much as we'd like to think that good policy will fix the rising cost of living. If it's caused by these global external factors, then, there's only so much that our major parties can do right now, right, there's only so much they can do. What can they do? What are they putting forward? I think the best way to find out Dan and I thought that we can pit them against each other.

Dan Ilic  11:09   Yeah, it's some kind of Thunderdome s. Yes. Economists battle. Did just they're throwing numbers at each other. You know, numbers. I know you and I know like 2.3%, which is the WPI and 4%, which is the unemployment right? Yeah. Oh, and the cash. Is that right is 0.1%. These numbers I know urgent. I know these numbers because I've been paying attention this week.

Jan Fran  11:35   Yeah, well, certain people haven't apparently. But look, they did declined to let us put them in a stadium and allow them to fight to the death. They said no, they refused. Instead, what we've given labor and liberal is an elevator pitch. 60 seconds to put forward your plan to tackle cost of living in Australia. So in one corner. I'm mixing up my fighting metaphors. I think we're in a boxing ring in one list. In one elevator, we've got the Finance Minister Simon Birmingham. In the other elevator slash boxing corner slash stadium. We've got opposition treasurer Jim Chalmers, like I said each of them have 60 seconds to put forward their plan. And we have a very special referee who will be watching from the sidelines, Ebony Bennett, from The Australia Institute and host of follow the money podcast. Welcome, Ebony match.

Dan Ilic  12:33   How does it feel to go from being a host of a podcast to being an elevator operator?

Ebony Bennett  12:38   Look, it's everything that I've dreamed of. And more,

Jan Fran  12:40   we'd love that for you. And you're gonna be equipped with a referee whistle. So we're gonna play the pictures. Anytime you have a question. Anytime something sauce pops up. Anytime there's a red flag anytime you feel like you need elaboration. You just blow that whistle. And once the pitch is over, we're going to come to you and find out well, how many whistles Have you blown? How many red cards have you given to each to each party member and why?

Dan Ilic  13:08   So the end? Is the party with the least amount of whistles get a free kick. Is that how does that help?

Jan Fran  13:13   Yeah, I'm not sure which sport we're now currently referring to. But let's just say

Dan Ilic  13:18   we've got we're seeing

Ebony Bennett  13:21   finding rings I gotta say every economy

Dan Ilic  13:23   needs lots of different metaphors to get across the line and touch base and under power. Let's go Let's

Jan Fran  13:28   go full credit to the boys. Let's start Simon Birmingham. What do you got? 60 seconds baby. Give us your pitch.

Simon Birmingham  13:35   Cost of Living pressures are real for many Australians right now and Russia's war on Ukraine the aftershocks of COVID-19 They're having real impacts. That's why the Morison government has delivered to make sure that there's more support for more Australian households are two stages of income tax reforms delivered to date are putting 1000s of dollars of extra take home pay in the wages of many Australians recently, we increase the rates of pension and other cost of living payments. And we're providing targeted additional supports to those on fixed incomes as well as those in low and middle incomes. We acted to address the spike in petrol prices by cutting 22 cents a litre from the fuel excise in the recent budget. We also demonstrated ongoing support for those who use medicines most making them cheaper for a couple of million Australians. Our childcare reforms have provided ongoing assistance through two waves of reforms targeted to those Australians on the lowest incomes working the longest hours making sure they get the greatest support to pay for their childcare bills.

Jan Fran  14:41   Oh right on the bell, a whistle how many whistles for Simon Birmingham? Ah,

Ebony Bennett  14:46   I think keeping track.

Dan Ilic  14:48   I think there was five or six.

Jan Fran  14:49   Yeah, I reckon it was for four whistles for Minister Birmingham. Why where were they coming from?

Ebony Bennett  14:56   Where he started to talk about that the government had provided more support for it. Australian households, what he wasn't saying there was that a lot of that support is temporary. So he talked about the one off payments that are going to people on fixed incomes like pensioners and those on unemployment benefits, that $250 is really great people will welcome that. But that's only once off. And that's it. Whereas a lot of the permanent help for cost of living is actually going to go in big income tax cuts for people earning like $200,000 a year, in a couple of years time that helped will be permanent. And a lot of the tax cuts that we've seen for low and middle income earners, the low Mito, it's called the low and middle income tax offset. That's ending this year, basically. So people will get that support this year. But next year, that's going to disappear. So a lot of this support is really quite temporary.

Dan Ilic  15:51   Wow, Ebony, Ebony, what I'm hearing from you is if you're on 50 or $60,000 a year, you should be trying to get one of those $200,000 Plus jobs.

Ebony Bennett  15:59   Absolutely. I mean, they're out there on trees, I'm sure just waiting for two to apply for them. All right,

Jan Fran  16:06   what was the second whistle for?

Ebony Bennett  16:08   I think it was around, where he talked about the two stages of tax cuts. Coming down the line, we have these huge what are called the stage three income tax cuts, they're gonna cost the budget about $17 billion a year. And they're gonna go to people who are really struggling on $200,000 a year and the Morison government thinks that they need an extra $9,000 in tax cuts every year, and that they will get those every year forevermore until we change the tax rates again. So that's, you know, I think what he's not saying in that little that little bit about tax cuts,

Jan Fran  16:45   I have always said this, won't someone think of the upper middle class. Whistle whistle number three,

Dan Ilic  16:52   I mean, you've got your regular pool, but you also need your plunge pool and then constant about $9,000. A plunge pool, I've done the research. I mean, I don't own a house yet. I look at domain and real estate or come to the you like it's porn. But maybe one day except for the punch culture, data dream.

Jan Fran  17:08   Whistle three,

Ebony Bennett  17:11   I think that might have been around putting the fuel excise. That was one of the measures the government put in the budget. That's because petrol prices have gone up dramatically. Although it's worth noting that it was already getting close to $2, a leader well before Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine. So there was already an existing problem just made worse by that war. But that's a real band aid solution and terrible climate policy to boot as well. So imagine if that money had been spent over the last nine years that this Morrison government or the coalition has been in government, encouraging people to uptake electric vehicles or investing in public transport, you know, petrol price spikes wouldn't be a problem. If you didn't have to buy petrol. It's only temporary, it's only in for six months. So in six months time, you're you're out of luck, petrol prices will be going up again,

Dan Ilic  18:06   six months, that's just another wave of Omicron. You know, hit that and then

Ebony Bennett  18:10   we're back. Well, only more importantly, it's just enough to get them, you know, over the next six weeks election and to the other side. So I think probably they felt like three months seemed too obvious what they were doing there. So they've just extended it to six.

Jan Fran  18:26   Okay, you gave a force whistle there as well. And that was when Birmingham was talking about childcare. So what's going on there?

Ebony Bennett  18:33   So the childcare reforms that the government have introduced have been modest at best. So rather than actually fixing the problem, they've more or less kind of fast about as at the edges and is that better than nothing? Yes, it is. But fixing those actual problems with childcare would be so much better. And the reason why I kind of blew the whistle on that one is because the government did get it right. It did an amazing job during the pandemic, it brought in free childcare, really, specifically to help essential workers but you know, that actually benefits everyone because it benefits the whole economy. We know that in places where childcare is much cheaper or more affordable, women's participation in the workforce increases, and that helps boost GDP overall, but it also helps make sure women don't end up in poverty in retirement. So I think the government you know, did it really well, but again, temporarily, and then withdrew that and so that's why I find that so disappointing, because, you know, they did get it right and they helped the economy. They helped women at one point and then you know, that they've put it back in back in their pocket again. Childcare is

Dan Ilic  19:42   just so expensive, isn't it? It's absolutely zany how how much it costs. I mean, I know that's why Jen is doing this podcast so she can pay for childcare and it's like, you know, putting it in the bank. That project money's just day to day money. This podcast is childcare money,

Jan Fran  19:59   Dan info Are you new? How sadly accurate what you just said? I am currently carrying a fetus that is six and a half months old that I had to enroll in a child. Because I just kept getting told you've got to enroll the baby before they're born. That's how hard it is to get into childcare. So I've already got the heebie jeebies about childcare, believe me, Okay, what I'm hearing any I'm hearing you use the word temporary, quite a lot. So this this sounds like a lot of short term sweeteners that we're hearing from the coalition. Let's see, let's see what Labour has to say. We've got Jim Chalmers, he is the Shadow Treasurer. Here is his 62nd pitch for us getting the elevator gym taken away

Jim Chalmers  20:45   by everyone, Jim Chalmers here from federal labor. We know that everybody out there in Jan Fran land is doing it tough. Everything's going up except your pay, which means you're working hard, but you aren't getting ahead under this government. We also know these pressures didn't just begin with the war in Ukraine. And it's not just the price of petrol that's been going up, there's rent, childcare, groceries and wages haven't been growing as fast as they've needed to for years. If you earn the average pay, you'd be $307. A week or better off now if your wages were still growing at the same rate they did under the last Labour government. So we've got a plan to get wages moving again, for cheaper childcare, cheaper power bills and more secure, well paid jobs. 96% of families will be better off under our cheaper childcare policy, many of them saving 1000s of dollars a year. And our plan for cleaner and cheaper energy will cut power bills by $275 a year by 2025. It'll take you less than a minute to vote this election day. Use that time wisely. Otherwise, you could be paying for it in the next three years.

Jan Fran  21:47   All right, Jim Chalmers there with how many whistles I counted three. Let's go back. Where are they coming from?

Ebony Bennett  21:56   Well, first of all, he was just a lot more concise. So it's hard to get in there with the whistles for everything. But around the points that he was making around wages, I guess I would say he is right. It's not just that inflation started rising. When we had the war in Ukraine and things. We've had those pressures for a while now. But wages, you know, that has been a problem for a really long time, not just since the pandemic, all the way back to 2013. And arguably, longer than that, and that's because Australia has really designed its whole industrial relations system, effectively, to push down wages. That's not a floor. That's actually a design feature, which Matias Corman belt the cat on a few years back. So it's a really important point to make, because people wouldn't be having as much problem with rising prices and inflation if their wages had been keeping pace ahead of that. So that's really the problem that people have at the moment.

Jan Fran  22:58   I mean, Labour talked about in their budget reply, they've got a solid plan for increasing wages in the aged care sector. And Anthony Albanese made a point of saying that he supports higher wages, but they didn't really seem to be a concrete plan from labour on how they intend to increase the wages of everyday Australians. Am I correct in that?

Ebony Bennett  23:19   Yeah. So basically, there's a case before the I want to give

Jan Fran  23:25   red flags to That's what I'm saying here. I'm gonna blow a whistle. Now.

Unknown Speaker  23:30   It's not a red flag. It's a whistle. I

Jan Fran  23:35   still don't know what's what's what?

Dan Ilic  23:39   If anybody's got a whistle, and you've got a red flag, I've got a harmonica. All right, let's go.

Ebony Bennett  23:44   He didn't he didn't want to do pacella or something like major to get in there? Look, I think it's important that the government does have a huge role to play particularly in setting the wages of aged care workers, because it's the primary funder of aged care, certainly, if Labour was to provide additional funding to the sector, and to perhaps tie that to workforce outcomes. To make it kind of a quid pro quo of we'll put in this additional money, but in return, you actually have to pass it on to the workers because we have seen more money go into the sector in the past, and instead, it's gone into building things like new decks for nursing homes, when actually they can't afford to give people proper meals that are nutritious for example. Yeah, I'm

Dan Ilic  24:27   on Ebony and I'm on a we all know how the trickle down effect works. You just give it to the people at the top and then you get the scraps leftover from

Jan Fran  24:39   Okay, so you had a third whistle there around child care as well. There seems to be a bit of a sticking point what's what's going on there?

Ebony Bennett  24:46   Yeah, look, child care, but also his carbon around making electricity bills cheaper. That was one I wanted to pick up on as well. So Labour's childcare policy is better than the government's but the fact is really that they could go further free or low cost, high quality childcare and early childhood education has huge economic benefits as well as a cost of living benefit for families. And it's just something that we have not got right up until this point. But I thought it's really interesting his comment around electricity bills, you know, those are a necessity. We know that densities are one of the big problems with inflation, they are going up much more than discretionarily inflation on things like takeaway coffees. So electricity bills, Jim Chalmers was right to say basically that Labour's policy would put downward pressure on electricity bills, and that's because they want to invest much more in renewable energy and battery storage, the existing coalition government has done a lot to basically stop funding from building renewable energy. And we know that the more renewable energy enters the market, the more it pushes down wholesale prices. And that's really good for all households. And so he put that figure on it there. But that's what people need to know the more renewable energy that comes into the electricity market, which is much stronger policy under Labor, that will really help all households who use electricity in the national electricity market. So I thought that was a really important point to pull out, because the coalition government, by contrast, is really doing a lot to actually subsidize the problem and build new, expensive gas fired power stations, for example. So they are headed in quite a different direction. We've heard

Dan Ilic  26:29   for so long that they really love technology, not taxes, but it appears that they're actually just taxing the technology like cutting arena and the Clean Energy Finance Corporation in the last budget. These are the people that are responsible for new renewable technologies. It's it's absolutely hypocritical. Yeah, a politician being hypocritical.

Jan Fran  26:52   Okay, so I counted three whistles for Jim Chalmers, but now that I'm blowing my own whistle or tooting my own horn, or whatever, labor was considering raising the jobseeker payment, it is now no longer considering that that is off the table. What is that going to do to the cost of living particularly for those on lower incomes?

Ebony Bennett  27:12   I think this is really a big weakness for both the coalition and labor because people on fixed incomes, really specifically those on unemployment benefits, those on job seeker live below the poverty line, it's not enough each week, the government actually did a really amazing thing during the pandemic abroad, hundreds of 1000s of people out of poverty by temporarily doubling the the income of job seeker with a supplement. But that went away and plunged a whole lot of people about 600,000 people back below the poverty line, including many, many 1000s of children. And so we're still in this situation where anyone who's on job seeker, basically, sometimes they have to skip meals, sometimes they're making choices between Can I eat this week, or can I buy my medicine this week. And really, I think it's a big failing labor has ruled out having a review into that that was something they took to the last election. So really, a lot wanting from both labor and the coalition. In that respect. Remember the

Dan Ilic  28:17   stories about how folks could help themselves out of poverty for that period, where they could buy their kids brand new school shoes for the first time. And something about just that example really touched me on I was lucky enough to grow up in like a middle class family. And we got plenty school shoes every year. You know, the idea that you have to make a choice between a male or brand new school shoes would be no preposterous to folks that are middle class, but that is is

Jan Fran  28:45   the reality for people. Yeah. All right. You heard it here. First people ever knew about it from The Australia Institute. Thank you for sharing your wisdom. Your referee skills, your elevator skills, your stadium skills, your football skills. I don't know where we are. All that

Ebony Bennett  29:00   to my resume.

Dan Ilic  29:02   You go can you just hit P five. I'm just gonna go down to my car.

Robbie McGreggor  29:08   Jam frat house issues. Wait, election history?

Dan Ilic  29:13   History?

Jan Fran  29:16   Section history.

Dan Ilic  29:22   Oh, that's so good. Jen. Has anyone ever asked you to sing the national anthem as the grandfather

Jan Fran  29:28   say heaven. And I wonder why we should fix that. We should fix that. Well, this is a segment called weed election history does exactly what it says on the box. And because this episode is about the cost of living, absolutely. We're going to serve you up some very weird election history that pertains to the cost specifically, of a cake. Now I know that you know, this story down Marie Antoinette, the famous French royal once said Let them eat cake. I think John Hewson, the former leader of the Liberal Party, will never say let To make cake ever again

Dan Ilic  30:02   No, absolutely. And if he does, he'd be saying let them eat cake plus 15%.

Jan Fran  30:08   You don't want to know what we're talking about. We've got the dulcet tones of Ray Martin with this storytime about how the cost of living stopped someone from potentially becoming Australia's next prime minister.

Unknown Speaker  30:21   Our story begins in the Americas. You know, it is the birthplace of Joe Rogan. In 1987, the US stock market crashed, sending shockwaves around the global economy. At the same time, we were experiencing our own 80s Hangover. There we were sitting on a housing bubble that was just about to end the years leading to the 1993 election. Were bad. How bad? Well, unemployment reached 11% 10,000 People went on the dole in a week. And both the Victorian and South Australian state banks collapsed. The treasurer at the time you may know him as Prime Minister poor feeding. Well, he called us the recession that Australia had to have. So it was no surprise that going into the 1993 election, the opposition's John Hewson was the front runner, with some papers calling the election unlovable. But to win, he would need more than a big lead. He would need a big plan. A plan so big it would save the economy from going down the drain. It included sweeping tax cuts, slashes to government spending, and at the center of it all the introduction of a new 15% Goods and Services Tax. You know it is GST? Houston had all his bases covered. All that was left was to name that anything. It needed a name that the country could rally around a name that inspires grit and resolve. He called his fight back. Despite its simple name, fight back was complicated and confused voters. Maybe Worst of all, no one could get their head around what g is T would actually mean facts in hand and ready to face the nation. Houston sat down for primetime interview with a current affairs Mike Willacy, who would change the course of the election with one simple question. If I buy

Unknown Speaker  32:21   a birthday cake from a cake shop, and then njsga is invoice to pay more or less for their birthday cake.

Unknown Speaker  32:30   We may never know what went through John Houston's mind when he was asked the cost of a birthday cake. But we imagined that it might have been something like this

Dan Ilic  32:40   cake to teach us a cake. Oh shit. I've got fingers milk bread, even lollies. Dammit, John, you idiot. And we miss cake. Or at night. This is what we trained for cake cake. Mom's chunky cake. I can almost taste it. Okay, there are two cups of self raising flour. That's 15 cents plus GST for one cup of sugar 10 cents. Vanilla essence. Always remember to lick the spoon. Shit. Shit. Okay, okay segments.

Unknown Speaker  33:08   Well, it will depend where the cakes today in that shop are subject to sales tax will they're not? Firstly, they might have a sales tax on them. Let's assume that they don't have a sales tax on and then the tax birthday cake is going to be selling tax free. And of course you wouldn't pay it would be exempted which there would be no GST on it. Under our system. If it was run with a sales tax today, it would attract the GST. And then the difference would be the difference between the two taxes whatever the sales tax rate is on birthday cakes how it's decorated because there'll be sales tax perhaps on some of the decorations as well. And then of course the price. The price will reflect that according

Unknown Speaker  33:45   smelling blood. Mike Willacy went in for the

Unknown Speaker  33:48   test on the birthday cake to try to make a simple example. You tell us in what you've published that the cost of cake goes down. The cost of confectionery goes up that's icing and maybe ice cream, and then just candles on top of

Unknown Speaker  34:03   luck. How could I forget candles? Johnny will

Unknown Speaker  34:07   stick around and candles as you say that attract sales tax. And of course we scrap the sales tax yet before

Unknown Speaker  34:15   the public reaction with instance, the GST ruin cake, and Houston's mistake was fatal. The interviewer gave Paul Keating everything he needed to take five back to its knees and to win the election. It's been said that he said never again ordered dessert, and he prefers to spend his birthdays alone. And while we may never know if fightback would have saved Australia, there's one thing we could all agree on. Take it away am I

Unknown Speaker  34:44   the answer to a birthday cake is so complex. You do have a problem with the overall GST, GST.

Dan Ilic  34:54   And, yeah, John Hewson had a very big problem. She was speaking to the customer living Do you know how much a customer Ah to drive to re Martin's house and back at no cost me about that $17 In tolls. So there you go. There you go. And if you want to help us with the cost of living on this podcast, just simply go to a rational fear.com click on the Patreon links and chip in for the cost of a cup of coffee a month. Keep

Jan Fran  35:18   us although we don't know how much coffee costs disclaimer, it could it could cost $4 it could cost $100 We don't know.

Dan Ilic  35:26   Thankfully thankfully on Patreon, you've got a borderless 50 amount, but you've also got a $14.50 amount. So that's pretty good if you live in Western Australia, where I've just been for the last week and boy, coffee. That's what it costs over there.

Jan Fran  35:38   And that is it for our episode on the cost of living. Join us next week we're talking about the issue of foreign policy.

Dan Ilic  35:48   I want to say a big thank you to everybody who came to our Melbourne Comedy Festival show. With Grace time it was absolutely sensational. 600 people crammed in forum to listen to everybody for an hour and 20 minutes. It was amazing if you want to listen to that. That is on our Patreon feed only for the next two weeks or so a big thank you to rode mics who supplied us with some gear for this podcast, the jib Foundation, our Patreon supporters, and also we record our show on Gadigal Land of the coronation. So big shout out to the First Nation folks whose land we live and work upon.

Robbie McGreggor  36:23   And remember to vote rationally

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This episode is supported by the Jibb Foundation.

Dan Ilic  0:05   The Prime Minister's still facing questions over accusations of racism from an ugly pre selection contests in 2007. I had a parliament selected by my party and have been pleased to represent my party at every election since then. We certainly use rice in the past on several occasions. Do you think he's like? I think it's pretty obvious he is in JAM frat house issues breaking down the election one issue at a time, brought to you by irrational fear. Hello, and welcome to the second episode of Jan Fran has issues the podcast where we break down the election, one issue at a time. I am Jan Fran, as always joined by my co host, Dan Ilic, who spent the last few days in the Republic of West Australia. I can tell I gotta tell you, I got my passport stamped. I got my vaccines removed by a guy who just sucked on my arm for an hour. It was amazing. It was great. I'd never felt so free. I do have to say no long COVID has disappeared. So if you if you're on the eastern states and you are walking around damp fly to broom, spend five days in the sun with my mum and long COVID will disappear.

Jan Fran  1:20   It's true what they say there's no COVID in Western Australia. You want it gone. You just fly over there, mate. Well, today we've got a special guest on the show Michael Towke men who this week I'm sure you're across this story. Dan accused Scott Morrison of racially vilifying him in 2007.

Dan Ilic  1:41   I mean, I applied on my Lebanese village connections, which I just found out. You also have some Lebanese village connections that I have no idea about either. Yeah, my mom's living in so I've got a huge Lebanese family. So this is really excited. For me. It's like how often in Australian media, do you get three Lebanese people on the same podcast? Well, I don't think you do. I think this is groundbreaking in so many ways. Oh, we need to still carry here and we'll have a good time.

Jan Fran  2:09   Look, this was a massive story this week. The talk Morrison stuff if you're not across it, that's okay. We've got you covered in just a minute. Before we get there, though, as always, we have to take issue with something when you take issue with this week.

Dan Ilic  2:24   Jan, I'm taking issue with everybody approaching the leaders of the major parties in public places. The electorate cannot approach leaders, it just shouldn't happen. Leaders should just walk around unfettered by public opinion. That's what that's what the camera bubbles for. That's what the candidate No, no one should be touching or seeing or making eye contact with Scott Morrison.

Jan Fran  2:44   I love this story. If you haven't followed the press conferences, slash meet and greets of our pm and opposition leader. One of them was in Perth doing a press conference when he got accosted, I will say by a member of the public and I am going to take issue with that actual member of the public who managed to jump in the middle of a presser and ask he didn't ask a question. He asked whether he could ask a question.

Unknown Speaker  3:17   I've got a tough break hang out. I've got a pop quiz. I'm absolutely up for it. Okay, you know, we're not we're just taking questions from journalists, because that's what you do at a press conference. So you're not if

Jan Fran  3:34   you have the opportunity to ask a question. Don't ask if you can ask a question. Yeah, just ask the question. Anyone that's

Dan Ilic  3:41   ever been in a press pack knows don't ask for permission just stomp your way in there because otherwise someone else is going to take that airtime away from you. Like have a lot to learn from operating in the press pack. Let me tell you

Jan Fran  3:54   well, they can learn it from this guy who did just that just Scott Morrison he was up at a pub in new car. That's always dangerous places because people are not going back the beers you don't know what's going to happen. And and a gentleman a pensioner with a lot of opinions approached the pm

Unknown Speaker  4:12   before the election, because this is two promises that we made, you know, another promises we made the integrity commission.

Jan Fran  4:25   How it's done my

Dan Ilic  4:28   point after point, just get right in there. You gotta gotta beat scomo because scomo will talk all over you. I did notice a headline that said scomo rejected the idea that he actually had a hostile reception. I just assumed that's the kind of reception he gets everywhere. So he's got that's what he's got to come to. That's always good to compare it to is like, Oh, that wasn't hostile. If you compare all the receptions, I've had it all the other pubs I've ever been to, that's fine.

Jan Fran  4:54   And if you notice that gentleman did bring up an integrity Commission, which if you missed last week's episode, is exactly what we're talking about. So go ahead and give that one a read listen and get up to speed on why

Dan Ilic  5:07   that was excellent question from old pensioner number two well done if you're a pensioner out there and you've got some questions just jump in there. Don't don't wait around because you haven't got quite frankly, if you're a pensioner, you've got a lot of time left.

Jan Fran  5:22   Jan Fran has issues. Okay to the big story of the week the pm has been out defending himself against allegations that he racially vilified a man named Michael toke during the pre selection battle for the seat of cook in 2007. This is a pretty complicated story. So we're gonna go right back to the beginning for it. This story starts in 2007. In the electorate of cook in South Sydney, the safe liberal seat had been held by a man named Bruce Baird for almost a decade but he was moving on, and the leads needed to find a candidate to run in the 2007 federal election. So a press election ballot was held. This is when political parties vote for their preferred candidates. There were a number of people in the running, among them Scott Morrison, a former State Director of the Liberal Party, and a man named Michael Towke an engineer and local resident, long story short, toke won by a lot. He got 82 votes, guess how many votes Morrison got? Eight. So if Morrison lost the vote, how can he not hope ended up in Parliament as the member for cook? Well, if you believe Michael Towke it's because Morrison and his allies orchestrated a smear campaign against him to claims that senior liberals went digging for dirt, trashing him to journalists as a liar and a fraud. Part of his account is backed by former Labour Senator Sam Dastyari. Scott Morrison's lieutenants, and I'm sure with Scott Morrison has knowledge turned to the Labour Party and asked them to prepare the dirt file on his political opponent to be able to get rid of the guy and actually having this endorsed as Liberal Party candidate. Really I know this because I was the one who put the file together. But when the reason allegations of racism come into it, well, they were sparked by this. Morrison might profess to be Christian, but there was nothing Christian about what was done to Michael Towke. That was Senator Concetta for Avante Wells who last month towards Scott Morrison a new one in her outgoing speech to the Senate. It's a little convoluted to get into why but let's just say she's got a gripe with the man. She unprompted, brought up the tote saga and then said this, I'm advised that there are several statutory declarations to attest to racial comments made by Morrison at the time that we can't have a Lebanese person in Cork. You know, those stat decks that can shatter mentioned journalist went looking for them, and they found them one signed by a Liberal Party member named Scott Chapman. Another side by Michael Towke both attesting that the Prime Minister use toaks Lebanese background against him saying a lib couldn't win the seat of Cook and claiming that toke was quote unquote, actually a Muslim. Side note he's not that's not really the point here though. There's one more thing that you need to know about this for it to make sense. The seat of Cook is home to coronella beach, and in 2005, just two years before this saga, a wee thing called the coronella riots happen. Hordes of angry youths had been tearing around granola all day looking for a fight.

Unknown Speaker  8:44   To target anyone is Middle East in appearance.

Jan Fran  8:48   It was a race riot with 1000s of people draped in the Aussie flag rocked up to coronella Beach chanting fuck off libs, and bathing anyone who looked remotely Brown. Good time. The rest is history. Morrison wins cook in oh seven. After getting pre selected in a second ballot. He becomes the pm in 2018 after knifing Turnbull, and he wins the last election. This week. He has been in damage control, emphatically denying that he said any of this about taupe. I think I've been very clear. I absolutely reject that as malicious slurs that. That means someone is lying. And Michael Towke says it ain't him.

Dan Ilic  9:28   Wow, what a great yard. You know, Jan, you know, it'd be great. It would be great if we could actually hear from the man himself. But he's probably you know, extremely busy. Probably every other journalist in Australia was to talk to him. You know, he just done the project this week. He's probably about 60 minutes lined up. There's no way we could get him. Well, you know what, it turns out that if you text Michael toe, he just calls you back and agrees to do a review with you. And oh my god.

Jan Fran  10:00   So that's exactly what happened. I was like, This is gonna be a long shot. Let's give it a go. And like I said, leaned very heavily on the old Lebanese village connections, plus some hectic Lebanese guilt no one can ever say no to. And he has decided to join us on this party to talk about what happened, and so much more. So I actually sat down with him yesterday, 24 hours before recording this and let me tell you, our chat gets personal. I'm going to show you my nerdy side, the Lord of the Rings is all about good versus evil and the temptation of power and the ring. These are inherent human issues that have been debated. How were you in Lord of the Rings? And who is Scott Morrison?

Michael Towke  10:43   Scott Morrison is Sauron. Absolutely.

Without any, any doubt he's Sauron. I would probably be happy to answer them without sounding cocky, because they're all I'm Sam wise, I think I'd be Samwise Gamgee. Frodo let you know took a lot of credit. But, you know, Sam, pretty much did most of the work. So I don't want to I don't want to create any enemies and Lord of the Rings, because I probably upset half of the fans.

Jan Fran  11:16   Michael, first of all, thank you for joining us. I kind of just want to start with you here at the beginning. And when I say the beginning, I mean, like the beginning the beginning. So who is Mikoto tell us a bit about where you grew up your family and how you found your way into politics.

Michael Towke  11:32   I grew up in Rockford. I'm the oldest of eight children. We didn't have a huge amount of possessions or, you know, finances. God bless my parents that I feel like we missed out. I don't know how many degrees between the eight of us we have including multiple master's degrees across a number of mediums whether it's business architecture, psychology,

Jan Fran  11:58   politics, you went into politics what took you into that

Michael Towke  12:01   but you don't need a qualification for that. As you can tell from some of the people that get elected. So

Jan Fran  12:07   shade early, Michael jumping in with the shade early.

Michael Towke  12:12   So I grew up in Redfern a Gough Whitlam came to my grandparents house in Redfin. They were community leaders of the Lebanese community. And I grew up hearing this story. I mean, it was a big deal in our community massive deal.

Jan Fran  12:24   And what are we talking 60s 70s? How old do

Michael Towke  12:27   you think I am? This interview is over. No, yeah, it's a bit of a melting pot for very low socio economic, non Anglo people, you know, indigenous people and Lebanese. But even before the abject poverty, drugs, I never felt like it was an unsafe area, there was a bit of harmony between people because we were all cut from the same cloth.

Jan Fran  12:51   So did that upbringing then spur you to go into politics? And am I right in saying that you started your sort of, I guess career in politics in the Labour Party,

Michael Towke  13:01   I got signed up, like most people get signed up, as I ended up signing and other people, and a lot of it was admin and, you know, bickering, people positioning posturing for positions. I don't know, maybe my expectations were, you know, way over inflated, for whatever reasons, I just sort of left it.

Jan Fran  13:21   Okay. And so when When did you join the Liberal Party? How long before the cook pre selection? Did you become a member of the party?

Michael Towke  13:28   Seven, eight years.

Jan Fran  13:29   Okay, so you're you're running for pre selection in the state of cook in 2007. There's a vote. There's a number of people who've put their hand up for that vote, you and Morrison are among them, you win the vote pretty substantially. Yep. Then what happens?

Michael Towke  13:47   They forced me to spend almost 1000 $100,000 in legal fees just to have the right to stand up to attend on the day and be considered by 160 delegates from across the entire state. They tried to knock me out from two months before the pre selection. On technicalities. And which all turned out to be nonsense.

Jan Fran  14:10   When you say they will try they made you pay $100,000 in legal fees, or they pushed you to pay that much in legal fees just to be able to run in that first pre selection battle. Who were you talking about? And what were they throwing at you that you had to go down the legal Avenue?

Michael Towke  14:27   So the state director who was a very close friend, Scott Morrison,

Jan Fran  14:31   so you're saying that there were people in the Liberal Party that did not want you to run in the pre selection battle that you want at all?

Michael Towke  14:38   So I'd get an email or a phone call, or we just had an allegation come in, you need to come into the office now. Like literally now. And I turn up and it's like, Oh, we've had an allegation coming that you're you've owned, you own and operate. You and your family owned and operate a number of brothels. What do you say to that?

Jan Fran  14:56   What did you say to that?

Michael Towke  14:57   What are you talking about? We don't know. You guys, would you be happy to put in the stat deck? Yeah, no problem did that a few days later, we had to come in. Now the allegations come in allegation that's coming out, you're involved in an altercation in the bar fight where you've stabbed someone. And then I've got all this in writing, right? And I'm happy to share it with you. And it's like, Well, that didn't happen. It's almost laughable. Right?

Jan Fran  15:27   So who's putting these allegations? Do you can you name them?

Michael Towke  15:29   Well, the state director at the time, the guy who's actually like, if it was a State of Origin match, he's literally the head referee. He's the main arbitrator of a free selection. And he's made to be extremely objective. And just make sure the due process is followed. So yeah, this happened a few times. So I was like, you know, WTF. I think I need to lawyer up. And lawyer up. I did. And this went on for months. It wasn't hard to see, you know, how you could easily rack up 100 grand in legal fees.

Jan Fran  16:05   Why do you think that they were trying so hard to stop you from running for pre selection? Like, why did they do this too, because I knew I'd win. And what was the problem for them with you winning was pretty obvious. Now.

Michael Towke  16:16   There's a couple of problems one, the seat was promised to Morrison. That's why he moved from his Hillsong base in Mitchell down to the southern Shire. And he was known leaning conservative at the time, moved into our very strongly held moderate area. It's not his base.

Jan Fran  16:37   Okay, so let's talk about some of the stuff that you've sort of, you know, alleged has happened after you won that initial pre selection.

Michael Towke  16:46   I'm not alleging objectively, demonstrably factually verifiable.

Jan Fran  16:52   So what happened? Talk us through some of the articles that appeared about you in The Telegraph, which we should say you sued for defamation over and you won that defamation case,

Michael Towke  17:04   I was in a pretty dark place after that episode, right. And I was really, yeah, I wouldn't say broken, but I was pretty close. I just felt the shame of people looking at me, like what have you done to our community? You've embarrassed us. And that's how I felt. I brought the whole community, not just the Christian side, but Middle Eastern community, you know, the first generation children of migrants into disrepute

Jan Fran  17:30   by ending up in the paper where there were allegations that you had acted improperly

Michael Towke  17:36   that you correct them because of course, we're here to have one of the pre selection being the Lebo, Melba cuckfield, Blue Ribbon seats in Liberal heartland. He either must have cheated and or been dodgy to this day. I cannot do go myself, literally is a slippery path. I don't want to go down. Maybe after the events of the last week. At some stage, when I have a bottle of scotch in front of me, I might for a laugh. See what's out there now.

Jan Fran  18:06   What are you worried about a few Google yourself What stopped you from doing that

Michael Towke  18:09   ripping scabs off wounds that have healed that I just don't need to go down there. I mean, I literally put it behind me to think I'd ruined not only my reputation, I mean, one of the articles we sued was that choke facing five years jail because that's the article that really upset my mom. So there

Jan Fran  18:25   was you did do some press about what happened in 2007. In the years that followed, not a lot. And then this thing blew up because late last month, Senator Concetta for Avante wells mentioned this saga in the Senate. You say that you had no idea it was coming? It's really a How did you then hear about it? Did someone just text you and say Michael, you're on the news.

Michael Towke  18:54   I had a long day at work came home did my dad Judy and passed out. Woke up Wednesday morning and glanced at my phone. And it had gone into literally meltdown. I was being tagged in Facebook's YouTube clips, multiple missed calls. I've been texted on multiple texting applications. So I was like what's happened? Like I actually was worried there was a nuclear incident in the Ukraine Russian conflict, like my mind was racing, I was literally half asleep.

Jan Fran  19:25   So what So what goes through like what happens to someone when they're at a center, when they're at the center of a story like this? Where the day before they were just a regular person that, you know, nobody would have known their name and then suddenly, 24 hours later, you're just all over the press.

Michael Towke  19:42   I remember thinking, okay, whatever, in some parts. And another part of me was thinking, Well, I'm glad some of the stories got an out there. Zero intention of talking to anyone. I just sort of blow over.

Jan Fran  19:56   So you thought I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna lay low and just gonna wait till this blows over. But you do say something eventually you do obviously come to the decision that you are going to talk about it. Why did you decide that

Michael Towke  20:08   certain documents were leaked? And I had my name on it, one of them had my name on it, there are others floating around? I'm aware of what are things out there? I know what I've seen in the past, and I wasn't sure what was leaked and what wasn't leaked. So when journalists were telling me, and on this occasion, very politely look, this is a very public interest story, we have to write it, we're going to write it. This is all text messages where I'm not responding. I'm not even acknowledging the messages. I'm not even saying no comment. I'm just ignoring all the journals, right? And then it was Hey, Michael, do you have the stat decks and then it was Hey, Michael, we've got the stat decks. And

Jan Fran  20:49   so So escalated to the point where you felt that you had to respond.

Michael Towke  20:53   So I have to make a decision. Right. My name my family name, was going to be out there again. Do I do what I did last time? Don't do what I've done the last 15 years, I think, or do I least make sure that was printed? is accurate?

Jan Fran  21:07   Yeah, you've been pretty no holds barred in the last week about your comments regarding Morrison, I think you've called him a liar, said that he's probably not fit to be Prime Minister. That he that you were treated as a dodgy lab, you've reaffirmed those, what you had said in your stat deck that he used your Lebanese heritage against you. So you really you've you've gone hard.

Michael Towke  21:36   I've just told the truth. But that's not the one made that made the story hard. They went hard. They went low and hard. And they were relentless. I'm just putting it out there. What happened?

Jan Fran  21:50   What do you say to people who say that? You've got a gripe against Morrison because you lost the pre selection and you're trying to hurt him ahead of the federal election. And they

Michael Towke  22:00   don't know what they're talking about. I don't have a gripe against Morrison. I don't think about Scott Morrison anymore. And if I wanted to hurt him, I could have heard him before he became prime minister, maybe he wouldn't have become prime minister.

Jan Fran  22:11   You mentioned this week that you got a text from a cabinet minister that is close to Morrison saying I believe you and essentially backing you're speaking out about this, who's the cabinet minister?

Michael Towke  22:24   I'm glad you asked that question with a straight face. Are you trying to trick me like a dumb Lebo?

Jan Fran  22:35   There's if there's one person that could get away with treating one dumb limo, like it downloads maybe another dumb Lebo who's trying to get some information out of you that I knew there was no chance

Michael Towke  22:44   texted me verbatim who was the cabinet ministers? Like?

Jan Fran  22:49   I said, I'm not going to tell anyone honestly.

Michael Towke  22:54   But, you know, I'm like Scott Morrison, who will use people abused him if you need to throw him under the bus if you need to do to protect himself. I'm not, I could show people that message. It would be absolutely front page news for the next few days, it would probably be the final nail in his coffin. But that would end someone's curry, who's worked very hard as I know what it takes to get into parliament. And that person has a family. And I don't do that. I mean,

Jan Fran  23:28   but there's been sort of a bunch of reporting and, and accusations of Islamophobia within the highest ranks of the liberal party. I mean, I'm bringing this up because it pertains to this particular story. There's your story. There's reports from 2011 that Scott Morrison, who was then the opposition immigration spokesman, urged his cabinet to capitalize on the electorate's growing concerns about Muslim immigration. I'm quoting from an article there, he has denied this, by the way, I should say that,

Michael Towke  23:56   sorry, he's denied, but other people who were there who challenged him in that meeting, have come on the record, which is extraordinary, and told him and actually affirmed it. So his denials mean nothing.

Jan Fran  24:07   Yeah, there have there are people he doesn't deny the meeting. He denies that he brought up Muslim immigration to exploit it. He says he brought up Muslim immigration as a way of trying to address some of the concerns rather than exploit them. That's what he says. There's also Peter Dutton in 2016 Point Blank saying that it was a mistake to bring Lebanese Muslims to Australia under Malcolm Fraser. So all of these things kind of combined. I just want to ask you, do you think that the Liberal Party has an Islamophobia problem?

Michael Towke  24:36   I sort of do. The southern Shire Liberal Party doesn't. I remember the time when the room of me being Islamic and the context of that rumor was identified the spelling of my name to fit in, after everything I've done in this country, including serving in the military, first class honours degrees charity, never been in trouble. Just being a good citizen, I still always felt there was a really big glass ceiling, like very silly in the back of my head, there wasn't too far I could go and got sick of, you know, people not being able to pronounce the family name like, oh, how do you spell that? You know, where's that from? So magnified well before the pre selection. And what are Scott Morrison's closest friends because I had to submit my birth certificate, well updated birth certificate, which shows my original name. They took my birth certificate with the change, and I'm running around showing people how He's changed his name. It's because we think he's a Muslim.

Jan Fran  25:38   And you had changed your name to try and

Michael Towke  25:41   assimilate and do the thing that these rednecks, ask of immigrants like, come here learn English, we've got all the other stuff, you know, the Australian values. Crap, which they tried to hide some of the stuff that's not really Australian values. Yeah, I, I tried to blend in. And they turned it against me.

Jan Fran  26:06   Let me ask you one more question. One more question. We've got a federal election coming up in May. Is there anything that you would say to the Australian people before we go into that federal election?

Michael Towke  26:20   I think people need to start exercising critical thinking on both sides. Where did on labor? And where did our liberal voters created these safe seats? Where power brokers on both sides can just put it any idiot? Put in a puppet? That's a huge existential threat to our democracy. I mean, democracy is a social a fragile social construct. It's only as good as the people involved. This rusted on support on both sides is next stop. I don't care if your great great grandfather was a Labour Party, and you just always voted labour to start looking. I mean, Anthony Albanese has actually been quite disappointed. He's no Paul Keating, the poor Katie would have won this election six months ago, like before the poll now about who's gonna fall over the line because Morrison's basically shot himself in both feet. He's really underwhelming and that ridiculous performance would have taken question from someone. You know, it just shows you that this these people have lost the the touch with people but more precisely to the Middle Eastern community. And what I said happened. In 2007, happened, he was heavily involved in it. He's played the race card, demonstrably for years. He's taking the Middle Eastern community as dopes, and some of them probably willfully, because they have business ties to him. And some just out of pure ignorance, they just have only ever seen the shiny, PR Scotty for marketing external image. But this is a divisive man who has used racial vilification not just with me, but with many other people, Islamophobia and bigotry on several occasions in his career, to divide us for his own political gain. And if the Liberal Party insists on keeping him as their leader, then you need to really think about think hard about not voting for or for the party, which sends a message to both sides. Because then that sets the standard

Jan Fran  28:26   Mikoto pleasure to talk to you today. Thank you.

Michael Towke  28:29   Thank you, what an honor to to meet you. Thank you for reaching out. Pleasure.

Dan Ilic  28:38   And that's exactly what I say whenever Jan calls me I say what an honor to meet you. Thank you for reaching out. Oh, wow, what an impressive guy seriously, what Australia missed out on to have a man of his caliber in Parliament. Oh my god listening to hear him talk. He makes me hopeful for Australia. He makes me he paints a picture of an Australia that I believe in. So Stan, it's astounding. Let the complete separation of where we are. And where we could be with a person like Michael Tolkien power

Jan Fran  29:08   did not feel like a sliding doors moment that preselection of Cook which, you know, he won in the first round ballot. It's like, Hmm, what could be different if he had won the seat of cook like the, the trajectory that you know, this this country has ended up on would have just been very different because Scott Morrison wouldn't have been in the Parliament at all. Not making a value judgment on that. I'm just saying that a very big part of Australian political life just wouldn't be there. But my question is what would have replaced it

Dan Ilic  29:41   hmm it'd be a be a fool's errand to go and paint a liberal party that is very progressive on a progression wouldn't it but you know it who knows what could have happened you know, you've Scott Morrison was in power we wouldn't have had on water matters for instance, and and stop the boats. We'd have a whole diff We're in lexicon to deal with and so who knows who knows what that could be? Yeah, who knows indeed.

Unknown Speaker  30:08   Jan Fran Has Issues

Dan Ilic  30:18   Hey guys, I'm Monica to that one since we mixed it up.

Unknown Speaker  30:25   Give it I'm gonna go. Yes, We'd like some history. This is a story of how a neo Nazi sympathizer ended up in the Australian Senate. It's my favorite story of all time. And the boy who tried to stop him with an egg. Oh God, who better to tell you this story than someone who knows the Senate and sadly, racism inside and out. We're talking about Mehreen Faruqi, Australia's first ever female Muslim senator. Take it away, Mehreen.

Mehreen Faruqi  30:51   This story starts long ago, in the BC times before COVID Way back in 2016. One Nation had picked up two Senate seats, one for Pauline Hanson and one for Malcolm Roberts. Roberts was forced to give up his seat because of questions over his citizenship, leaving it to the third person on the one nation Senate ticket. A man named Fraser Anning. Want to guess how many below the line votes Fraser Anning actually got 19 one nine. That means only 19 people voted specifically for Fraser Anning, but against the odds phrase that became the Senator that almost no one wanted phrases honeymoon with one nation would end almost immediately, and he would give his first speech to the Senate brimming with pride. Some would say, white pride. The final solution to the immigration problem, of course, is a popular vote. In case you're wondering, Fraser's use of the term final solution was in regards to banning Muslim immigration. It sent shockwaves through the Senate.

It was even too racist for Pauline Hanson. Straight from Goebbels handbook from the Nazi Germany, but this wouldn't be the end of phrases crusade against Muslims. Fast forward to 2019 the Christchurch mosque massacre left 51 innocent Muslim worshippers dead and the mass shooter was an Australian white supremacist Fraser and he knew he had to take action. And he did what every self respecting politician would do. He composed a tweet.

Dan Ilic  32:39   Does anyone still dispute the link between Muslim immigration and violence?

Mehreen Faruqi  32:45   That's right. His tweet blamed the victims for being Muslim and migrating. The uproar was instant never been one missed an opportunity he scheduled a speech for the next day. A speech that would give birth to one of Australia's most iconic moments. Enter egg boy

Unknown Speaker  33:08   secured in a chokehold after leaving egg on a conservative senators face.

Mehreen Faruqi  33:18   galvanized by egg boy, Australians made their voices heard, and the racist Senator lost his seat at the next federal election. And while the fight against racism continues, one thing is for certain

Jan Fran  33:34   this egg has united people. Yay, thank you the egg that united the country and thank you marine for that little storytime for us. And can I just say, marine Faruqi became Australia's first female Muslim Senator less than 24 hours after raise it adding called for Muslim immigration to be halted on a timely timely thing.

Dan Ilic  34:02   Oh my gosh, we should also probably recognize the folks who have been led out of immigration detention this week, which has been an incredible effort from from so many activists getting this on the radar and keeping pressure up on the government for doing it. Just absolutely astonishing. Certainly

Jan Fran  34:21   took nine years. But you know what, at least it's not 10. Well, we'll take what we can get at this point. Sadly, I'm sad to say,

Dan Ilic  34:29   Oh, dear, speaking of taking what we will at this point, if you feel like it comes to a rational fear this Sunday at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, we've got a one big show. It's huge. Grace team is doing the show. Gabby Bowles doing the show and Lewis Harbor, Dane Simpson hours Fraser and independent candidate for Goldstein Zowie Daniel is also going to be joining us on stage as well. So tickets are selling fast. We are more than 60% sold. So you know just buy another 100 tickets come along. It's gonna be Right.

Jan Fran  35:02   And make sure you join us next week we're going to be talking about, I believe the cost of living. But who knows what's between now and

Dan Ilic  35:10   there might be another surprise prominent Lebanese person who jumps in the news feed. And Jan friend. Well, what are you to do there? No, of course, Jared, can I say your interview with Michael was fascinating, intriguing. And it's just a testament to you as a person and a journalist that he chose to sit down with you. So thank you for getting Michael. It's he's somebody I've wanted to hear from for about five or six years since that last story broke. So you know, thank you. And a big thanks to everybody who works on the show F and K media shout out to our amazing producers also big thanks to rode for helping us with some gear for the show, the jib Foundation, all of our Patreon supporters that irrational fear was that a big shout out to the Gadigal people whose land we make this podcast on. Thank you so much.

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This episode is supported by the Jibb Foundation. Scott Morrison is expected to call the election next week.

Unknown Speaker  0:07   This is our vision for Australia is about Australians getting into homes

Unknown Speaker  0:12   this way to support people who are renting houses to help them buy a house Morrison is not fit to be Prime Minister.

Unknown Speaker  0:18   Tonight, it'll be Labour's turn Labour will end the climate wars but don't expect

Unknown Speaker  0:23   a radically alternative economic approach.

Robbie McGreggor  0:28   For house issues breaking down the election on issue at a time brought to you by a rational fear.

Jan Fran  0:38   Hello, it's Jan Fran, I'm coming to you from the lands of the Gadigal and Wango people of the Eora nation. I just want to take a minute to pay my respects to their elders past and present. If you're listening to this podcast you've tuned in to the very first episode of Jen Fran has issues I am Jen Fran, I am riddled with issues. Most of them I speak about with my shrink some of them, I save for this podcast, if you're on this feed, hoping to listen to irrational fear. And you're getting this and you're wondering, what is this? I've taken over the feed for the next eight weeks. So every Friday afternoon, up until the election, we're going to take a look at a different issue. And when I say we I mean me and this guy who has not entirely disappeared and who is forever known to my mother in law as the crazy man who put up the billboards in Times Square. Hello billboards man.

Dan Ilic  1:31   Hello, kissing on the way does this mean now I'm your shrink and you're paying me to do my own podcast. This has worked out to be an incredible boon for me.

Jan Fran  1:42   Hang on, let me clarify, you can absolutely play the role of my shrink. I will not be paying you a cent. Okay. All right.

Dan Ilic  1:48   Well, what am I gonna do for the Public Service journalism? Jen is an absolute privilege to be on your podcast on my podcast feed. I'm excited to talk about all the things that we are gonna be talking about over the next eight weeks. And I'm very excited about this episode all about accountability.

Jan Fran  2:04   Man, the a word, I put a call out on my socials. Just sort of saying to people, you know, what's the biggest issue that you think is the most important for you ahead of the upcoming election, and accountability, integrity, federal ipecac, it just kept coming up and going through all of the really SAS government spending. That's a lot of it. Before we get to it, though, before we get to the actual big issue, we're going to do something that I just do on a regular basis. And so do you then we're going to take issue with the political story that has happened over the last seven days. What are you taking issue with today, Dan,

Dan Ilic  2:43   I'm taking issue with this extraordinary thing that's coming out of the Solomon Islands. Apparently, there's a security pact about to be signed between the Solomon Islands and China. China's going to provide a whole bunch of security services to the Solomon Islands. Now, traditionally, the Pacific Islands is the purview of Australia were the big swinging dick in the Pacific, not China. They were like protecting our little cousins on their little Pacific islands. But but it turns out China is kind of making inroads there and making a bit of a toehold in the Pacific. And it really caught a lot of foreign policy watchers in Australia flat footed, they had no idea it was gonna happen. And it's it's not surprising to me, I spent a little bit of time in on Manus Island a couple years ago. And when I was in Papua New Guinea, I couldn't help but notice the infrastructure around Port Moresby was made by Chinese companies was promoting China, big skyscrapers were going up for people that lived in in Port Moresby. And it's extraordinary say that that part of the world is becoming more and more, you know, under the influence of China, then Australia, radio Australia shut off at shortwave radio to the Pacific with our broadcasting Australian radio to the Pacific in 2017. And now, those same shortwave signals are being broadcast from China. Really, yeah, it's extraordinary and

Jan Fran  4:05   okay, that I had no idea about here's one

Dan Ilic  4:07   other thing, how we've completely abrogated any kind of kind of soft power in the Pacific. Two years ago, a Pan Pacific consortium of Pacific islands asked Australia for help in developing a local television production kind of culture and to tell Pacific stories and to help with the free press and journalism. But what they got from Australia was $17 million of Australian TV shows for free. So was

Jan Fran  4:32   it just people at the in the Pacific just watching the ferals reruns is

Dan Ilic  4:37   worse than that it's worth the ferals is good. We're giving them Better Homes and Gardens. We're giving them neighbors we're giving them not only that beach cups, paramedics and the best one is border security. Australia is giving border security for free to the Pacific island nations so they can learn what it's like to be a brown person in a white person's country. It's very, very Mike's very awful absurd. My point is Jan is that you know, Peter Dutton and our foreign policy watchers shouldn't be surprised that the Pacific Islands have chosen to be sheltered by China because, quite frankly, we've abused them long enough with Jonah Gregg showing off the hydrangeas.

Jan Fran  5:17   It's not the highest form of torture, torture that is. So the story I'm taking issue with this week is our prime minister Scott Morrison. He was out springing the budget, of course, which was announced on Tuesday. And I think at some point in the week, he was asked about why there were no help for renters in the budget. Right. He was doing the TV rounds. Yeah. Why is there no help for renters? This is what he said.

Unknown Speaker  5:44   Is about Australians getting into homes. This way to support people who are renting a house is to help them buy it. Oh, I

Dan Ilic  5:49   love the pledge. A lot of cheap pledges my favorite?

Jan Fran  5:53   Yeah, the question was about renting. Why no relief for renters? And he pretty much said, Well, if you want relief as a renter, you should just buy a house without it's that easy. My friends, which just kind of it blew my mind a little bit. Someone described it as a as a real let them eat cake moment.

Dan Ilic  6:15   Let them eat mortgage,

Jan Fran  6:18   let them eat shit. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  6:21   But you know what? Mortgage you know, mortgage is Latin for right? No, yes, pledge mod gauge.

Jan Fran  6:30   Oh, shit, there you go. But here's the thing, though. 70% of low income people in the private rental market, they don't even have $500 in savings for emergencies, let alone enough to put down on a 5% home deposit to be part of Scott Morrison scheme. So I'm not sure where he thinks this money for a 5% deposit is going to eventuate when you have people that are in a pretty dire financial situation or renting a home and want help.

Dan Ilic  7:02   Yeah, it's the game of Monopoly. Australia is just one big game of Monopoly, except you don't go to jail.

Robbie McGreggor  7:09   For house issues,

Jan Fran  7:12   you know, Australians aren't particularly, particularly trust governments. And it doesn't really matter which government it is like there is an erosion of trust in this institution of government. We know this particularly among young people. Right? Yeah. And that's mainly because there's a lack of accountability, I would say a lack of accountability with how they spend your money, why they spend your money where they spend your money, and also a lack of integrity, some might say, which is why there's a whole bunch of people that are calling for a federal integrity body, which was already supposed to happen by now, but has not look, there's been a wee bit of SUS government spending going on. There's the so called sports and car park routes, sagas where taxpayer money is alleged to have been spent on elections sweeteners in marginal seats. There's government officials paying 10 times the worth of land in Western Sydney. There's the assistant treasurer, allegedly aware of a scheme in which his brother best mate and factional supporters were paid by taxpayers for political work. There's the head of Australia Post spending $7,000 on luxury watches, there's the $100,000 donated to independent MP zali Steggall by a coal investor that was split into eight separate chunks, which means she didn't have to declare any of it. There's the cheeky million bucks that just appeared in former Attorney General Christian Porter's defamation against the ABC fund. No one knows where it came from, and an investigation into it was blocked by the government. Did I mention that all of this has happened since the last election in May 2019. This is why some labour independence certain liberals and if polling is anything to go by the Australian people want a federal ipecac that is a federal Independent Commission Against Corruption, an organization that investigates SAS as heck government spending, among other things. Now these bodies already exist in all the states. You'll remember, in October last year, the New South Wales premier Gladys Berejiklian, resigned after the state's ipecac revealed it was investigating whether her secret close personal relationship with disgraced former MP Darrell McGuire breached public trust. Now I'm not saying she's corrupt, but I am saying that she has very bad taste in men. thing is there's no such body in Canberra to keep an eye on our federal politicians. But the pm does want to change that making a federal ipecac and election promise on the establishment of

Unknown Speaker  9:41   a Commonwealth integrity commission. We actually have a formal carefully considered proposal.

Jan Fran  9:48   The only problem is that formally considered proposal was announced ahead of the last election and is yet to eventuate.

Unknown Speaker  9:57   It is now more than 1/3 halcyon days since Scott Morrison promised to have a national anti corruption body while tick tock, Mr. Morrison,

Jan Fran  10:09   don't you just know that Anthony Albanese really wants to go the full Samuel L Jackson here, tick tock motherfucker, he could never now the coalition has put forward a proposal for an integrity commission, except that proposed body wouldn't even have the power to conduct public hearings, something that transparency advocates say. Kind of important. I'm going to deduce that this was probably the point that independent MP Helen Haynes went off this shit and put forward her own more robust federal integrity commission bill. I gotta tell you, she really tried to move it along and get it debated in the House of Reps last year. But that move was blocked by the coalition on a technicality which led the member for Crocodile's Bob cutter to say the most honest thing he's maybe ever said.

Robbie McGreggor  11:00   Rarely. A lot of us are very confused. I'm one of the dumber ones

Jan Fran  11:04   some truth bombs. They're from Bob. But we're all confused mate. Because despite saying it wants one, the coalition has dilly dally post own backtracked and generally come across like it does not want that federal ipecac at all. Here's Scott Morrison going off about how unfairly the New South Wales I CAC treated Gladys Bay

Unknown Speaker  11:26   walk was done to Gladys Berejiklian. The people of the South Wales no wasn't absolute disgrace to speak on and I'm not going to allow Mr. Feet member for sure. I'm not going to allow that sort of a process which seeks to Mr. Speaker seek to publicly humiliate people on matters that have nothing to do with the issues which before such a condition.

Unknown Speaker  11:49   Yeah, somebody gets robbed, they reported to the police.

Jan Fran  11:53   And a master's is executive director of the trans National Research Institute on corruption at the Australian National University

Unknown Speaker  12:00   taxpayers quite often don't know they're getting robbed. It's a people controlling the money and the people controlling the decisions are doing this behind a closed door. Adam says

Jan Fran  12:09   the type of integrity body that we end up with, that's the crucial bit,

Unknown Speaker  12:15   I think we can do a lot more damage by putting something half hearted in.

Jan Fran  12:20   He says even if you're someone who really wants to see this government implement a federal ipecac,

Unknown Speaker  12:26   what just a little bit longer to get something, you know, that's actually going to that's going to last and going to be a little bit more proof against political interference in the into the future.

Jan Fran  12:39   Now, that might not be until after the election.

Unknown Speaker  12:43   If one of the independent bills that sort of based on this pretty well done research. If one of those was to actually be put forward for a vote, I think that would be far better than the thing that's been proposed by the current major political party. If the opposition comes into play, and they heavily reliant on independence, you might see an appropriate bill come forward.

Jan Fran  13:11   Well, there are a bunch of independents running this year who are pushing for a strong federal integrity body. And depending on what that crossbench looks like, in a few months time, the major parties may have no choice but to listen to them. There you go. That is your eyecare crap for your Friday afternoon. One of those independents, by the way, is Jo Dyer. She's going to be running in the South Australian seat of Boothby, which is currently held by the Liberal Party. Now, Jo's really interesting one because Jo reckons that Canberra stinks. But she doesn't just want to make a few changes. She wants to burn down the house and reconstruct modern politics. These are not my words, by the way. That is the name of her book. And Jo joins us now. Good day, Jo.

Jo Dyer  14:04   Hi. Just have some small ambitions there.

Dan Ilic  14:09   Jo, thing I love about your book is that from start to finish, it's just it's a clear record almost a list of everything factor this government has done. Thank you for putting it all in one easy place for people like us to make fun

Jo Dyer  14:21   of. It doesn't make for particularly edifying reading and it has to be said but you know, I tried to make it as entertaining as possible as we wandered through the kind of the dark chaos that has been the last two, two years in particular kind of bookended by black summer bushfires and where we are now

Jan Fran  14:41   so Jo for someone who hasn't read your book. Tell us what is it particularly about camera that has really got your goat? Why do you think it sucks so much?

Jo Dyer  14:50   Well, I think what's happened at the moment is that we've got this sort of terrible nexus of government which has given up on governing if it was ever in Interested in it in the first place, as opposed to just kind of holding power and wielding power for its own benefit, and the benefit of those with whom it's ideologically aligned, then we can see that money actually flows pretty directly from the government to those with whom it's ideologically aligned. So we have a do nothing government at the same time, as we really are confronting some hellishly appalling issues, like major crises, both on the kind of existential level, but also more broadly, I think, around issues of equity, some of which have been a direct result of the neglect that we've seen at Commonwealth level and others of which, you know, with the climate crisis, which is upon us, I mean, yes, neglect, but it's also willful bloody mindedness, it seems. So, that kind of terrible dawning reality that we are left with the worst leadership that we've had for some time, at the very moment when we need the best, most imaginative and most courageous leadership. Partly, that was a driving force. Partly, it was also just frustration and rage at the government's absolute refusal to be held accountable for anything, the lack of honesty. So integrity, yes, in terms of personal character and integrity in policy development, but actually just downright mendacity. And lies, is also something which seems to be characterizing our political life at the moment. And it just, you know, just isn't good enough. Like, I think that's in the end, the frustration that so many people feel particularly even the independence movement is that where we are now is just not good enough.

Jan Fran  16:46   I think a lot of people might have that. The same sense that you have not a lot of people put their hand up and run for federal seats, though, you've decided to do that. That's a big decision. Was there a moment for you where you thought, you know, fuck it, I'm doing it. I'm doing it.

Jo Dyer  17:03   Look, there was I mean, obviously, the cause of last year for me personally was quite confronting, because I was dealing with the government refusing to hold individual members to account in any way through the whole Christian Porter imbroglio. You know that that sort of the idea that you could sort of Stonewall through credible allegations of a really heinous crime against the chief law officer, seemed to me like jaw dropping, but that was their agenda. And then similarly, when Christian Porter himself managed to embark upon a path where despite the government's best intentions, they could no longer ignore the lack of accountability through his fundraising. That I guess that was the interesting thing is that it was porters own decisions that led him to have to stand down and nothing that the government actively did. So there was a lot of incredulity about that, I guess. And that personal experience coupled with kind of the broader political agenda, but at that point, in particular, it really did look like it was going to be a seat by seat arm wrestle, as to whether or not this government could be leave it out of power. And in that scenario, every seat was absolutely vital. So I thought, Oh, well, fuck it, as you say.

Dan Ilic  18:23   It's so interesting what you say, Jo, it just seems to be endless amounts of stonewalling at any turn, when there's any kind of scandal. It's just like, No, we're gonna shut that down. We're not gonna talk about that. No, no, we're done with that. They said, Sorry, we're moving on. It's like, hang on a second, there should be some level of accountability here, people should be fired. People are going beyond this mysterious prime ministerial code of conduct that has been put in place, time and time again, yet there are no repercussions. And Dan

Jan Fran  18:53   just said the magic word a word accountability, which is exactly what this episode is about. How do we get more accountability in Canberra?

Jo Dyer  19:01   Well, look, I think it's the interesting thing, because Scott Morrison was the original man right with the on water matters, where he just asserted that the government would no longer talk about something that was

Dan Ilic  19:12   my favorite phrase of 2015 Oh, my God. And then

Jo Dyer  19:16   that was sort of it. Everybody kind of moved on. He had the military props next to him and onward, we win. And, and that seems to have been where things really started to go horribly wrong. And you can trace them, you know, through Scott Morrison's various portfolios, and so on. But it seems to me that accountability in Canberra, you can do it really in two ways. And the first way as your piece touched on, is actually having a national integrity or anti corruption commission in Canberra. And that seems to me to be something that could be absolutely transformative, obviously, it can catch out the baddies and that's and you know, we've had a whole litany of government ministers of this government who seems to have done you know, supremely dodgy things when it comes to exploiting and misusing the taxpayers for personal benefit. Stewart Robert with his sky high internet bills, Susan lifeline herself up to the Gold Coast a to keep her flying hours up so she could keep her pilot's license and be so that she could buy. Yeah. So those sorts of personal they don't even start the on end just Taylor because if we've only got like 15 minutes with

Dan Ilic  20:21   this podcast and he goes for half an hour, we can talk about everything.

Jan Fran  20:25   But I had Angus Taylor in that script, and I had to take it out, because there were so many examples. And I was given five minutes.

Dan Ilic  20:35   I think something was filling in this in this week's budget, Joe, is that on the page where it says Commonwealth integrity commission, there is a budget line item with a big fat zero next to it. It's almost like this government is a little bit nervous that somebody has done a little bit of corruption in the past.

Jo Dyer  20:52   Well, you know, that's the thing. And I guess the other thing is, is, you know, so there's the personal corruption, but then there's this small kind of institutional corruption, which, you know, some people call it small c, but in the end, sort of not sure that that's appropriate. And that comes down to

Jan Fran  21:09   all I think there is a good C word for

Dan Ilic  21:13   the same joke there, Jan. There's plenty of people in Parliament I call the big c

Jo Dyer  21:17   and some say some of that is around just the way that money is misused. So you know, all of the pork barreling and the car parks and the redefining North Sydney swimming pool is regional to to direct some regional funding. They're those. It's north of Sydney. I know and people visiting like going there, Ukraine, of course, it deserves regional funding. So there's all sorts of programs. And there's just more and more of those discretionary grant programs even more announced in the budget on Tuesday. But then separately from that, as well, there is the way that sectional interests, corporate interests, ideologically aligned with the government benefit from government spending. So that's like, you know, the way that can stretch suddenly went from a company with no balance sheet and no staff to $1.5 billion contracts in five years, with $101 million in profit for looking after 100 refugees. But then the way that the coalition fossil fuel donors, also just the recipient of huge grants, and there's a way even Whitehaven, you know, we've taken 70,000 tons of coal halfway across the world to Ukraine, I mean, at $31 million benefit. So these sort of insane examples that just keep coming up again, and again, and again, all of these things will be the purview actually, of a national anti corruption commission. So if Helen Haynes, his bill was passed in the first 100 days of what I hope will be a minority Labour government held to account by an independent crossbench, I think that would be absolutely transformative, because not only would things then be very squarely in the sight, like retrospectively in the sights of the commission, but politicians would know that they'd have this commission, they're scrutinizing them that is going to hold them to account. So behaviors would change. And we might see a pure a better evidence based rational policy development process. But the very fact of a cross bench and independent cross bench as well I think would play an important role. And we've already seen independence plan important role in the current parliament. And that's without holding the balance of power it does in terms of shifting the debate, strategizing around so that legislators can both get up and be voted down. So I think those two things, I'd say, would be a really great innovation for the next parliament.

Jan Fran  23:42   Yeah, before we let you go, Jo, I don't know if many of our listeners are familiar with where you've been in, in public life in the last year and a bit, but you were very instrumental in advocating for your friend Kate, who you mentioned a little bit earlier. And now Kate, was the woman that accused the former attorney general of rape now sadly, she's no longer with us. You've been really diligent in keeping her story in the public eye. What is driving you to do that?

Jo Dyer  24:14   Well, I think the key thing that drives me in that regard is that Kate can't do it for herself. You know, and it really is that I should not be telling her story, I should be a mere footnote in that particular story. Because that was something that she planned to do herself and had indeed, embarked upon that journey herself. So the fact that she's not here, but she was so clear and resolute that she wanted her story told, and that she wanted Christian Porter held to account in some way. And I think that's the important thing. For me to reiterate again, is that what we have been calling for has never been an outcome. We have never said we will play, you know, judge and jury on this issue. But we have said that there needs to be a process of some sort. Where these claims are investigated. There is lots and lots of material and evidence and witness testimonies and so on, that have never been made public. They're buried deep within the vaults of the federal court through the ABC defense, certainly, they can't be reported on. And if people but they do demonstrate pretty clearly that Christian Porter has been dishonest in what he has said, happened around that time and the way he characterized his relationship with Kate. So all of these things could be tested. And certainly there needs to be something beyond what happened, or they needed. I have, you know, now that Christian is leaving public life, perhaps that is a moment where he's no longer saying he deserves to be in a position of leadership and as a private citizen, whether or not that's something that we can pursue, but certainly while he was still in public life, and certainly whilst he was still in cabinet, the idea that the only investigation which had happened was Morrison saying to Christian, well, did you do it mate and him saying, No, I promise I really did not. And that to this day, is the only investigation that has ever happened. The New South Wales police never investigated it. It's never gone anywhere independently. So far, we don't know if the coroner is going to hold an inquest. So that and that's not good enough. That's absolutely not good enough.

Dan Ilic  26:39   Jo, thank you so much for putting your hand up to run. It's on this podcast. We don't really endorse candidates. But

Jo Dyer  26:46   if you need to find your integrity, that's

Dan Ilic  26:49   exactly right. But let me just put it to the audience. If you want integrity in Parliament, you want accountability. Just take a look at the budget to see who's budgeting for it. Jo. I hope that hope if you managed to get in parliament will say a budget with something more than zero next to a

Jo Dyer  27:06   nice big number next door this year into the future.

Dan Ilic  27:10   Thanks, Jo. Thanks, mate. Thank

Robbie McGreggor  27:15   jam for house issues.

Jan Fran  27:18   Weird election history. Yes, this is a segment that does exactly what it says on the bottom. I thought we should call it absolutely bonkers shit that you did not know about Australian politics. Maybe we can get that sting re done for the next episode. But weird election history. We're going to be looking at the origins in this segue Dan of the term pork barrel.

Dan Ilic  27:44   Oh, such a weird term, isn't it? Like,

Jan Fran  27:48   isn't it the weirdest term? Yeah,

Dan Ilic  27:50   we talk about corruption by the way of like, pigs in buckets. It doesn't even make any sense.

Jan Fran  27:55   Well, so for those of you who don't know what pork barreling is, for starters, it's basically a term that's used to describe politicians spending big dollars in electrodes that they want to win, right. So if there's ever any kind of suss money, going to a marginal seat ahead of an election, that's often referred to as pork barreling.

Dan Ilic  28:12   Think of your women's chamber for a football team that doesn't have a women's football team. Think about a parking garage in a place that's never going to have a parking garage. Oh, there's so many things.

Jan Fran  28:24   There's so many examples of pork barreling. But the question is that term where where does it come from? It comes from somewhere. And because it's such a weird term, I sort of wanted to hear a little bit about what were, you know, the people thought that term came from

Unknown Speaker  28:39   hog barreling? Is it the initiation to get into the Australian club, the gentlemen's club

Unknown Speaker  28:45   as a queer person, I can confer the port darling has its origins in the gay bear sea barrels. Filled with alcohol and pigs being filled with alcohol, which is pretty much Parliament creates a three dimensional sensory sexual experience. I actually may very well be an expert on the subject. So if you would like to discuss this more at length, please feel free to respond by

Jan Fran  29:10   Yeah, probably won't be responding to that. But I love the idea of pork barreling being a sex acts that starts in the gay bear scene. I'm here today.

Dan Ilic  29:21   Yeah. Do you want to come around? Netflix and pork barreling right around?

Jan Fran  29:28   Absolutely not. But do you have any idea where the term actually comes from? Have you ever thought about it? Or you just thought oh, this is a weird term? I don't know maybe and then moved on with your life

Dan Ilic  29:38   I was gonna do is like putting pork in barrels and distill it down to some kind of wine and a new bottle of wine and they give it to the premier to get a casino. Is that is that? Is that what it is?

Jan Fran  29:53   Here is the origin of the term port barreling? I know we call this weird election history. It should be called like, darker. He gets it gets it gets pretty intense. So yes, it does come from actual pigs in barrel. It's the state's it's the 1800s, before fridges, and people used to salt pork, and they will put it in these barrels in order to preserve the pork. Right? That's, that's the only way they could do it. And it was usually these rich people that owned these barrels. Yeah. And they became, you know, that they sort of became like a commodity really, like it was almost as good as having cash. If you had these barrels of pork. You were considered rich, like you had money. No, seriously. Like,

Dan Ilic  30:38   I love the idea of walking past someone and smelling them like, oh, that woman smells of bacon. I'm gonna marry that lady. Look, put it

Jan Fran  30:48   this way by by about 1860 The US Treasury was nicknamed pork barrel nonnamous synonymous pork barrels became with money, right. But while the term sort of refers to corruption, yeah, now, its origins, like I said, darker, there was a journalist who sort of looked into where it came from. And he wrote around about 1919, that the term was inspired by the distribution of these salted pork to people who couldn't afford it and also to, to slaves in the American South. So, you know, slave owners, landowners would have these pork barrels. And every now and again, there would be a distribution of this salted pork. And what this journalist wrote was that oftentimes the eagerness of the slaves would result in a rush upon the pork barrel, in which he would strive to grab as much as possible for himself. And that kind of became a metaphor for like members of Congress, rushing to get their little piece of the pie for their own little electorates from the big government money coffer, we should probably, we should probably rethink the term and we should probably rethink the practice. Let's just, let's just say that

Dan Ilic  32:09   gentle I think we need an Australian version of it. I was thinking, keg stuffing, double shaped dipping, or kangaroo pouching. Kangaroo patching is my favourite. Kangaroo has already got a passing but little bits of money in there already. So it's really good. In fact, marsupial pantry, I want to be a bit more inclusive. Kangaroo patching really, really keeps it separate. But marsupial pouching is probably where they go. They

Jan Fran  32:32   love that, marsupial. pouching let's get it trending. Well, that is it for our show on accountability and all things related to accountability. I hope you enjoyed that. We certainly enjoyed sitting here chatting away.

Dan Ilic  32:46   I feel I feel energized to feel excited that there might be some form of accountability on the horizon when we get a new parliament. And that's, that's my takeaway from this. I'm pumped up.

Jan Fran  32:56   Well, next week, we're going to be covering the cost of living.

Dan Ilic  33:00   Oh, yes. And speaking of cost of living, thanks to the Victorian Government, it is cheaper than ever to go see Comedy Festival shows because they've handed out gift vouchers to people to use an entertainment and a rational fear is doing its very own comedy first show APR 10 on stage at the forum, the biggest room after Comedy Festival, Lewis Hobba, Alice Fraser, Dane Simpson, Vidya Rajan, DJ Andy McClelland and Grace Tame Australian the year is going to be doing comedy, but also we have a special interview guests Zoe Daniel independent candidate for Goldstein so get on down to rational fear at the Comedy Festival April can and use those gift vouchers. Cost of laughing will be a lot less.

Jan Fran  33:41   Yeah, man. If you're not happy with the slashing of the cost of living in this budget, you should be watching the cost of laughing by the Victorian Government. There's no excuse to not go and catch the show. And make sure you catch our show. Next week, Friday afternoon. See you then bye

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Lewis Hobba  0:05   Hello, Daniel, how are you holding up with your new illness? 

Dan Ilic  0:09   I'm not one for jumping on trends early. You know? COVID-19 That was two years ago. It's 2022. And I thought it's about time I- you know, I just want to wait out and see how everybody else is taking it. I saw you had it and you, for me, the the culture, Spirit guide of my life. And I'm like if Lewis is doing it, I got to do. 

Lewis Hobba  0:29   I'm a COVID influencer. Yeah, I've been taking a lot of sponsorship from COVID been doing a lot of posts about how everyone should get it. That's actually a thing I have been accused of quite a bit on the on the triple J text line

Dan Ilic  0:41   Like milking milking your COVID Exposure? 

Lewis Hobba  0:44   No no no no no, like as, as the anytime we talk about COVID We'll just get a couple of like people being like, how much does the government pay you to pretend this is real? You're like? Well, I honestly not enough.

Dan Ilic  0:56   Not more than my usual poultry wage, which the government happens to pay me. Yeah, that's right. 

Lewis Hobba  1:01   Uh but are you okay? Cuz I called it last week. And I was like, Dad, you sound sick. And you're like, I'm just tired. I was like, no, no, that's sickness. 

Dan Ilic  1:07   Yeah. Well, you're right. Like, it took me about four or five, about four days to test positive. So now yeah, I've done I've definitely got like, I've got it now. So I'm out on Monday, free free man back on Monday back on the streets. Look out. Look out people who Sydney. It's been wild. You know, I don't want to talk about my COVID symptoms. Ever. Everyone's been through it. It's kind of boring now, isn't it? It's one of those things where everyone's done it.

Lewis Hobba  1:30   Yeah, you've it's like you've just bought a pair of crocs. It's like me, everyone was doing it last year. Kpop.

Dan Ilic  1:34   There was some in the early days when my friends got COVID. I'd send them nice packages, or send them a goodie bag, a bottle of wine. No one sent me anything.

Lewis Hobba  1:43   No, I sent you a message being like, sorry, but you're on your own hay.

Dan Ilic  1:50   This week. It's great. As a result, I haven't been able to have the energy to put together a full show. I've been watching a lot of Netflix. But we've got another a rational conversation for this week's show. Jan Fran is coming on the show. And she's going to give us a little bit of a preview about something special she's going to be delivering for us. I had irrational fear on this podcast feed a little later on the year. And I believe Louis, you have no idea what this what this project is all about.

Lewis Hobba  2:14   As always with irrational fear updates. I learned about it when you do. It's exciting, you know, keeps me on my toes. I get to yes. And well. Here's

Bertha Announcement  2:22   a great update. Our Melbourne Comedy Festival show has sold about 150 seats, which is great. Oh my god, the venue holds about 600. So

Lewis Hobba  2:31   I feel like we're on track

Dan Ilic  2:33   150 is just about what we played to last year in that small room. Yeah, like this is great. So you know, we've got about four weeks left, please get your tickets. Huge X. A joining us including the one and only Australian of the Year, Grace time. And the future Australian of the Year. Lewis Harbour.

Lewis Hobba  2:52   Yeah, we're holding out we're not quite sure. Maybe I'll get it when it's old Australian of the Year.

Dan Ilic  2:58   Citizen of the Year Lewis?

Lewis Hobba  3:00   Yeah. Just services to podcasting. He did. 1000 

Dan Ilic  3:04   Oh, yeah. Yeah. And not to take anything away from those people who get AM's and AOM's for years of doing the same job over and over again. But if you have the same job for 50 years, you deserve a medal.

Lewis Hobba  3:15   Sure, yeah. I mean, no one will in our generation know, like, Who the hell is going to have a job for longer than even a decade? I just

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Dan Ilic  4:13   Tonight the office of Prime Minister and Cabinet apologised for the design of their women's network logo that looked like a cock and balls. The logo will be replaced with a picture of Tony Abbott. And conversations about petrol prices are at an all time high. And Barnaby Joyce says those carrying coffins in Ukraine are not focused on climate change. Which begs the question, what are those carrying coffins in Lismore focused on? It's the 17th of March 2022. And there's only 65 sleeps until there's a hypothetical election. This is a rational fear.

Welcome to rational fear. I'm your host for I'm a video editor of Channel One Russia, Dan Ilic. And we have only got one fee manga for tonight. It's the the Walkley award winning smartass. Jan Fran Hello, Jan.

Jan Fran  5:10   Ah, hello, gentlemen, how you going?

Dan Ilic  5:13   It's great to have you.

Lewis Hobba  5:14   It's always one and a half guests with you. 

Jan Fran  5:16   Well, it is one and a half guests. And I'm actually sitting at home in my underpants because I no longer have any actual pants that fit me. Because for those who don't know, I'm almost six months Prego.

Dan Ilic  5:32   Fantastic! When's your due date June or something?

Jan Fran  5:36   Yeah, I'm due in June. So two really big things happening in my life, the baby and of course, the federal election. Which one's bigger? Which one's more important? We'll never die. 

Lewis Hobba  5:47   And the third my birthday.

Jan Fran  5:50   And that's the trifecta. There we go. Topped off. That's

Dan Ilic  5:52   the big big thing. Louis homeless 50th birthday coming up.

Jan Fran  5:57   He's on track for the senior Australian of the Year. Any any day now

Lewis Hobba  6:01   Any minute.

Dan Ilic  6:02   Jen, it's so great to have you on the show. Yeah, longtime fear monger done the show many, many times in the past. And we've kind of got something interesting. We want to flag with the audience. And because the people are going to be-

Lewis Hobba  6:15   And me

Dan Ilic  6:15   And Lewis. Yeah Lewis, the co host of a rational fear. Because people are going to be hearing a little bit more of you during the election than they normally would tell us about what we're going to be making.

Jan Fran  6:26   Yes. So this is an exciting project which like elections for me if I can just preface to like Christmas. You know how people sometimes they look forward to this thing they get together at someone's house, they eat some snacks. Emotions are high. Like imagine watching a football game ads. That's the emotion that elections kind of bring up in May. So what I'm doing is a special eight episode series for a rational fear called Jan Fran has issues.

Dan Ilic  6:52   Yes. We don't have a sting. I wish I had a sting to play. I don't have a stinger.

Jan Fran  6:56   Well, look, it's still early days. We've got a lot of things that we don't quite have ready for the podcast yet, which is giving me a little bit of hives, but we'll get there. And it's going to take a look at all of the issues leading up to the federal election, which as you know, will be happening. I'm guessing at some point in May.

Dan Ilic  7:15   Yeah, I counted back to from the 21st of May. It looks like yeah, 6065 days is kind of what we're heading into. So 

Jan Fran  7:21   Yeah, that makes sense. 

Dan Ilic  7:22   We've got we got an exciting two months for people like you and me, Jan, I'll get Louis to like, I think we are you an election Buffy? Is this your Super Bowl? Or do you actually care about this?

Lewis Hobba  7:34   I care much more about an actual grand final than the like I I think I feel like I remember you and I went to an event once on the on election night, Dan, if you remember we was we were at an Australian Podcast Awards night. And it was the same night as the federal ocean. Do you remember that?

Dan Ilic  7:51   And we went straight after we went straight after the Podcast Awards?

Lewis Hobba  7:55   No, no, it was during everyone during the podcast was like checking their updates. And you will just like I just need to get this election party. I was like I've got a gig to get to I really like I just I don't I don't want to be it's obviously I care about the the results and even the lead up like I enjoy it. But I kind of find the fascination with it a bit like, I don't know, I just feel like journalists can lose their minds a bit during the election. 

Jan Fran  8:19   Yeah. 

Lewis Hobba  8:20   And really, they can start reporting on the shit that they know is bullshit. Because it's happened before and it's just like a bit of fun and you like you're telling them to stay on the issues. You're not staying on the issues. No one's staying on the issues. It's all about who's lost weight. And it can make me really angry. 

Dan Ilic  8:35   Well Jan, this is a big question. And we're gonna be looking at eight separate main issues, like each episode is gonna be centred around one issue around the lens. 

Jan Fran  8:42   Yes. 

Dan Ilic  8:43   So you kind of water people. What's your vibe for the big issues out there? I've asked our Patreon audience and I'll explain I'll show you what they've said. But what kind of big issues are you thinking at the moment? 

Jan Fran  8:53   Yeah, well, I know Lou, you're saying that no one focuses on the issues. It's all about the personalities and what people are wearing. We will be focusing on the issues.

Dan Ilic  9:01   That's right. 

Jan Fran  9:02   We're doing it!

Lewis Hobba  9:04   Are you answering my prayers?

Jan Fran  9:05   We're doing an entire show. It's it's gonna be no personality. It's gonna be no scandal. Am I selling it? 

Dan Ilic  9:14   In fact, the only weight gain we're gonna be talking about is Jan's weight gain. We'll have a weight in at the start of every episode. Well have a vital signs 

Lewis Hobba  9:24   None of of the men and the only woman let's do that.

Jan Fran  9:27   That's slightly separate issue to election stuff. But yeah, so each episode is going to be looking at basically a different issue and my vibe, and sometimes it can I mean, elections, were sort of like goldfish, right? Like, we tend to forget certain things. And sometimes I think, really only in the four weeks leading up to the election, can you get a clearer sense of what the issues are going to be for the people? However, let's do some speculation because I love speculating Oregon. Yeah. The key issues leading up to the election are going to be things like cost of living which include because you're hearing a lot about petrol prices rising, you're hearing a lot about inflation, you're hearing a lot about interest rates and what that actually means for the hip pocket. And for people that own homes, but also for people that just that your average person that might not own a home but owns a car and needs to get from A to Z and now has to pay 100 bucks in fuel. That's gonna be a big one. Climate change. I mean, climate change has been around for, I mean, actual climate change. It's been around for quite a while. But climate change has been=

Dan Ilic  10:29   I think you'll find Jan, the climates always been changing. And-

Lewis Hobba  10:35   How much are they paying you Jan?

Jan Fran  10:38   It was cold in the Ice Age, guys. But yeah, but I think this election, it's gonna be a really interesting one to watch, because we've got so many independents that are that are sort of loosely connected. And they're running on the very strong climate action agenda, right. So be interesting to see.

Lewis Hobba  10:56   You call them a ragtag bunch of me. That's exactly what I would call them.

Dan Ilic  11:02   The Rebel Alliance. Don't they?

Lewis Hobba  11:05   Everyone loves a ragtag bunch of misfits, and they always get the job done.

Jan Fran  11:08   They do! I mean, hey, I've seen movies, ragtag bunches of misfits, they win in the end. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  11:16   Here's, here's some of the care some of the things that the people on Patreon have been speaking about. And if you can say this, but there's a lot of transitions to zero missions, there's integrity. I love this line from pedal Allah. He said, integrity battle, probably something stupid, like fuel prices, or cloud power. Cost of Living. Mike, what you said, Jen, also from Kelly, fix and expand Medicare, which is a big issue for a lot of folks. There's some stuff I mean, there's some stuff that is that is kind of rising to the top particularly. I mean, I asked the irrational fear Twitterfeed a lot of it has a lot to do with climate. And that is understandable. We've cultivated an audience that is dedicated to thinking talking and dealing with the climate crisis. But this year, it does feel different. It feels like climate is perhaps a it's an issue that is affecting a lot of people all around the country. Right. It is an elections hitting, so it can be very, very strange for for the coalition coming up. Yeah. 

Jan Fran  12:13   And the light- So one of the key differences around climate change between the last election and this election is that unfortunately, we've had two very terrible weather events, including bushfires, which happened over in 2020. And now we've got the floods, right? So climate change has gone from this thing that, you know, maybe terrible for our grandchildren in 50 years to actually, no, this is tangibly affecting me now. And it's affecting people that I know and love. And I can see them and hear from them and talk to them and see the images on the television. So I think that that's kind of brought people a lot more into the present around climate change. And that's one of the key differences from the last election. Well, Jen,

Dan Ilic  12:53   why should you and I be hosting this podcast? Like, why are we going to what do you think makes it like, you know, what, why, why even put it on a rational fear?

Jan Fran  13:03   Why you and me, Dan, well, what else are we doing?

Lewis Hobba  13:12   I mean, you guys aren't allowed to leave the house.

Jan Fran  13:16   You know, I mean, I look, I think, because we're just both massive political nerds, Dan, we're not cool people. Okay, we need to accept this about ourselves. And I think, you know, you're obviously someone that's very involved in politics and in democracy, and you're trying to get people engaged. And so am I. And I think, you know, just getting it out there to an audience that's, that's a bit tap Dean that wants to know a little bit more, that can then kind of share the information with other people as well. It's really important. So I think it was just the right fit.

Dan Ilic  13:48   Yeah. And now is the perfect time because we're coming into the election. There's only eight weeks to well, pretty much eight weeks ago, we're gonna go hard. And we've actually got a great production team involved as well. Louis, are you familiar with Caitlin? Sorry. Oh, Katie, Katie, sorry, superstar Podcast Producer is going to be onboard and helping us make this podcast so it's going to have all the rigour of a have a have a have a hack slash gimlet slash New York podcast. It's gonna be the best that's gonna be a premium podcast.

Lewis Hobba  14:23   Damn Wow. Well, so good to have something decent on the stick in it up here for 10 years. I mean, Julie is Amira has had you know, it's been great to have her on a little bit of credibility to this absolute garbage fire. And now it's a real information. Thrill a thrill for me. It's the first time I'll actually be able to listen to her.

Dan Ilic  14:44   Actually, I'll listen to that. For my worldview,

Lewis Hobba  14:50   I'm excited. I'm excited. You guys are gonna crush it. It's exactly what I want. It's exactly the kind of thing that I feel like I need cuz I'd read the news constantly for my job, but it's I read exactly. The things that I hate. So all of those things that I was complaining about, they are the things that I need to survive because of my job doing daily FM radio. Like that's, that's my, you know, they're my points that I

Dan Ilic  15:11   Maybe we should rename it called the Lewis Hall the brief.

Lewis Hobba  15:16   Yeah, it really is. And then I can just spend all day reading about weight loss and, and only fans mass scandals. And I can come here and and learn about reports and data. Finally,

Dan Ilic  15:34   yeah, it's like Axios, but in your ears.

Lewis Hobba  15:39   So do yo u know what your first issue is gonna be? Are we allowed to talk? 

Dan Ilic  15:42   Well, it's gonna it's gonna be a meaty Lewis, it's gonna be a real, real meaty one.

Jan Fran  15:47   Look, what I will say is I reckon our first episode is probably going to stream the week that the budget is announced. So that's, that's what we know so far. So I imagine our first issue is going to be centred around that. Although the good thing about making a podcast on an interface like irrational fears, you can just do whatever the fuck you want. At any time, maybe it'll be about the budget, maybe it won't be about the budget, you know,

Dan Ilic  16:20   what we can tell you, there's going to be eight of them. They're going to be coming out weekly. And Jan, Fran, and I are going to be hosting it. And it's going to be really good and meaty. And I'm excited because Jan and Katie have worked together in the past. And I'm excited to hear what here what you know, I mean, let's face it, Jan's gonna be doing most of the work. 

Jan Fran  16:40   Hang on what?

Dan Ilic  16:41   She is the journalist. So I'm really excited to kind of hear these issues, and be confronted with these issues as they come. And it's gonna be great. I'm excited for sir. Awesome, excited for the audience. And I hope you really enjoy it 

Jan Fran  16:53   Me too. Me too. I look, I just think it's kind of one of those things where it's like, don't get me wrong, I love scandal, like I will read about the PMCS cock and balls logo for many hours. You know, I will and I want to get involved in that sort of stuff. But I also think as well, I think that the more informed you are about who's doing what, in politics, I think, the better chance you'll have of sort of just voting for the right person for you. And I know that sounds a little bit earnest, but sometimes, like I get to the ballot box, I'm like, I don't know. There's all these numbers. This like the Senate voting sheet, Jesus Christ, it's like a towel, you know. And sometimes I think it just kind of it just helps to put all of the kind of weird scandals and the personalities just to one side for just 20 minutes and just sit with an issue and actually think, okay, how the hell do I feel about this? And maybe a neutral and that's okay. But at least you know that, you know, yeah.

Dan Ilic  17:49   Some other issues folks have been tweeting in include ikat China submarines getting rid of Scotty from marketing wages. Someone said Jan, Jan is an issue. So maybe we will discuss Jan as an election issue, but I doubt it.

Jan Fran  18:03   I'm a massive issue. I'm going to create some issues. That's what I'm gonna do.

Lewis Hobba  18:07   Apart from what you think the biggest issues are gonna be out there and in the world. Jan, do you have a personal issue? Do you have something that you hope gets brought up?

Jan Fran  18:15   Yeah, you know what? And look, I think it's, I think it's the Prego thing, but I don't think I've cared more about childcare in my life. Right, like, childcare is, I mean,

Lewis Hobba  18:25   I hear it's expensive.

Jan Fran  18:26   I hear it's very expensive, and I hear that you have to enrol a foetus into childcare. How about that? 

Dan Ilic  18:35   Wow. Against that foetuses consent

Jan Fran  18:38   against the foetuses consent against you're against any kind of moral objection that you might have used for that you just have to do it. I had a mate who was like, Oh no, you should enrol the baby in childcare now and I'm like, but the baby is a cell like the baby does not currently exist outside of my body. I don't know if I should do that. She was adamant so I did.

Dan Ilic  18:59   Wow, you did? You booked the foetus in?

Jan Fran  19:02   Yeah, and I was like foetus Morrow. Cuz I asked you for a name. I'm like, Girl, it's a foetus so yeah Foetus Morrow, he's enrolled at the neighbourhood Early Learning Centre,

Dan Ilic  19:21   you know in in a year's time just make sure you change that on the roll because roll call will be really odd. Like, Julie Smith, Foetus Morrow. Is Foetus Morrow here. But hey. It's 2022. So you might love you know, you might go learn to love that name. Hang on to it forever.

Jan Fran  19:40   Yeah. But childcare is one is one of those issues that doesn't it doesn't really get talked about as much as what I think it should because it just effects so many families. And you don't really know or care too much about it until you either have kids or know someone who has kids who's just trying to balance like working and then putting all the money that they're working to Get into childcare. It's a weird it's a weird little system.

Dan Ilic  20:04   Well Jan thank you so much for coming on to tell us about Jan Fran has issues I'm excited about it I can't wait to get to break ground and start working on it. Lewis I'm sure you're excited listen to it.

Lewis Hobba  20:15   I'm thrilled I genuinely am and only because this is my only have a chance to do a rational fear admin. Are we still doing a rational feared OG? 

Dan Ilic  20:23   Yeah, we're gonna still do it. We're gonna do we might even we might even triple it up. We might even do three times a week now. Two or three times a week. No, we're still going to aim to do once a week COVID and hills pending. So yeah. But if you're listening to this right now, hang in there because at the end of this podcast, we're going to play one of our favourite live shows from 2019 from Brisbane when we took our show to the Brisbane powerhouse and performed for climate week. At the at the Brisbane powerhouse was a sold out show. Just to kind of get you ready for our Melbourne sold out show which I anticipate being sold out. We still need to sell another 500 600 seats in three weeks, but I'm sure we can do that.

Lewis Hobba  21:05   I'm calling all my cousins. I'm getting everybody

Dan Ilic  21:08   Gen friend. Thanks so much for joining us on irrational

Jan Fran  21:10   fear. Oh, pleasure, Jen. See you soon. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  21:13   Jan Fran, we have issues is going to be hitting the a rational fear podcast feed in the next couple of weeks. Big thank you to rode mics, the birth of foundation, and all of our Patreon supporters as well as Jacob round. Lewis, do you want to plug anything?

Lewis Hobba  21:26   Ah, no, no, I'm all good. All right. Well, thank you, though. Excited to tune into Jan. Jan. Fran has issues or Jan Fran we have issues, Jennifer and has issues. drug issues. And yes, I'm sure that Dan also has some issues. Yeah. Yeah. Dan, Fran, how are we good? Yeah, that's

Dan Ilic  21:48   so annoying.

Jan Fran  21:50   Dan Fran. Issues. That's genius.

Dan Ilic  21:53   Well, Jen, when I go get coffee at a takeaway coffee shop, people will say, Jan, when I give my name, like, no it's Dan. Jan. No how hard is it. Does it anyway, doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. And

Lewis Hobba  22:08   for more info on that guy. In reverse misheard coffee orders.

Dan Ilic  22:14   Yeah, Google, it's got 17 million views. So you've probably already seen 

Lewis Hobba  22:17   It's always you. It's always the work you're least proud of the gets the most recognition. 

Dan Ilic  22:21   Yeah. Hey, we're actually thinking about getting a puppy Lewis. 

Oh, wait, are you going to call it Lewis?

No we're gonna call it Steve with a dollar sign

Lewis Hobba  22:32   No way! A reference to the infamous coffee sketch!

Dan Ilic  22:35   A reference to that sketch we were just talking about Alright, that's it for a rational fear for this, but hang in there and listen to our climate week live show. It is an absolute baller. Steph Tisdale, Tom Ballard. Lewis Hobba absolutely killed it on stage that night.

Lewis Hobba  22:52   Also Wyatt and Bridie.

Dan Ilic  22:53   They brighten that show too. O

Lewis Hobba  22:55   Oh, and this is they did a great improvised song 

Dan Ilic  22:58   A great, really hilarious improvised song. And also, don't you- this isn't in the recording. But we got told about five minutes before we went on stage that we couldn't say the word Adani. 

Lewis Hobba  23:14   Oh that's right!

Dan Ilic  23:16   This is a show a comedy show about climate change in Queensland. And we weren't allowed to say the word Adani.

Lewis Hobba  23:23   it was just after the election. It was literally all anyone was talking about, like Queensland swung the election on Adani. I'm now like, Oh, gee, I just hope no one's got any jokes about that. Like what are you talking about?

Jan Fran  23:33   Did you have to replace it with something.

Dan Ilic  23:35   Well, we did we everybody replaced him something sounded like Adani. And I went out on stage before, after the work in the country. And I said, Hey, everyone, I just got told five minutes ago that we can't say a certain word and like 400 people yelled back Adani. So I said if you know what word that we can't say. Adaini! Then you know, just hanging there, but you know, we're gonna do our best to replace that word "Adani" with something. So throughout the show, quite a few people had Adani references and people were replacing it. So that is that is a tribute for the shows. So enjoy that. It's one of my favourite episodes. And we'll see you in Melbourne on April 10. At the forum. 

A serious note before we start the show, irrational fear was built as a vehicle to make fun of the media's propensity to make us scared of every little thing. Ironically, we build it as The show that tells you what you should be scared of. And if this week has anything to go by, what you shouldn't be scared of is being a journalist that is critical of the Australian Government. Which is why I'd like to say at the top of this podcast, that the federal government's climate change policy is one of the best in the world. If not the best, probably even the bitterest dust in the world. And if you're from the AFP and you're listening to this podcast, you do a stand up job We understand that sometimes that you have to do what the minister from Home Affairs tells you what to do, you know, you have to enforce laws. They're only three months old, who cares? Good on you, you give it a go. So dear AFP investigators who are downloading and listening to this right now, you may as well stop listening the podcast right now, because there's nothing in the next 80 minutes that will be critical of the Australian Government. In fact, here's some music to help you transition your podcast app to the off position

Okay, I think now that they're gone, I think it's safe to say the Climate Solutions package is absolutely fucked and we're all gonna die.

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Dan Ilic  25:58   Tonight, climate change deniers admit they're only in it for a spot of fun and the money and we investigate how many keep cups you need to keep before the climate crisis is over. And after the AFP raided homes and offices of journalists reporting on government overreach, the media gets to ask only one question and that is Scomo's most favourite question. How good is Australia? This is a rational fear. 

Excellent, hi. My name is Dan Ilic. And this is a rational fear live from the Brisbane power house at the inaugural Queensland climate week. Yes enjoy it I hope you learn lots of things because the climate crisis continues it could be the last ever climate week is great as I like to say here in the North summaries coming so let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. Our first fear monger is here to convince you that and I quote It's All Over You should give up there's no point in going on I'm sorry that's what the ABC head of entertainment said when she cancelled tonightly with a host Tom Ballard! 

Tom Ballard  27:14   Hi everybody

Dan Ilic  27:17   Tom Why do you want to stop the show off in such a pessimistic way?

Tom Ballard  27:21   Because we're all doomed Dan it's great to be here everybody

Bertha Announcement  27:27   our next fearmonger is the Head of School of Public Health and Social Work at QUT and is here to tell us why climate change is actually good for your health. Oh sorry. Bye Good actually mean bad. It's Professor Hillary Bambrick. Hillary, what exercise would you recommend for the apocalypse?

Hillary Bambrick  27:46   Well, it's gonna be way too much to run so you're gonna have to crawl to the nearest emergency exits which located here, here and here.

Dan Ilic  27:53   excellent 

Hillary Bambrick  27:53   And deploy the escape slides.

Bertha Announcement  27:55   And now thanks to climate change, insects are on their way out but our next fear monger plans to fight for their six legged lives it Steph Tisdell. 

Steph Tisdell  28:05   G'day 

Dan Ilic  28:05   Steph. Tell us out why should we care about whether or not insects make it in the apocalypse?

Steph Tisdell  28:11   Because there was there's that face it was trending on Facebook. You know that spider? We've seen that little it's got a little kid's voice and it was trending. I fell in love with that little creature. That's the only reason why I didn't

Tom Ballard  28:25   I didn't know we had to do intense research for tonight.

Bertha Announcement  28:29   But there are some species we'd love to see the back of in fact, we hope go extinct. none more so than the endangered foodie of Instagram something Mel Buttle knows too much about. Mel Buttle. 

Mel Buttle  28:39   Hello! Hi.

Dan Ilic  28:40   Mel How will foodies have to adapt to the climate crisis?

Mel Buttle  28:44   It's gonna be very hard to Instagram in the bunker isn't it Dan.

Bertha Announcement  28:50   And our final fearmonger is a member of the ABC elite. He has a face that says he has all the answers but what does his mouth say? His triple Js Lewis Hobba.

Lewis Hobba  28:59   Hello! Well, my mouth says that I'm quite offended that while the AFP were writing the ABC they did not come to Triple J. What, we don't have any secrets.

Dan Ilic  29:12   What have you got? What is Triple J got?

Lewis Hobba  29:14   I got no 

Dan Ilic  29:19   you got that hottest 100 planned out for the next 3 years

Lewis Hobba  29:22   I know in the next flume single is probably gonna. They don't tell us. They tell us they don't tell us anything.

Bertha Announcement  29:28   This is a rational fear already exceeding maximum emissions. That was a that was our one and only pyrotechnic. Because that's all our climate credit could afford. This is like the new reality for New Year's Eve. It's just gonna be people hanging around the Brisbane foreshore waiting for an ibis to explode.

Steph Tisdell  29:56   In it luckily there's lots of plastic in the tummy. So From a distance might look like

Tom Ballard  30:03   Happy climate week everybody!

Dan Ilic  30:06   now, there is cut. There's a couple other people we haven't introduced yet. We're gonna introduce them right now. I don't know how we got them. They are some of the best musicians, comedy musicians in Australia. They performed on ABC tonightly rip. In fact, most of us performed with ABC tonightly. I was the boss for a little bit. It was very good. You should have watched. Infact, Bridie and Wyatt these guys next folks I'm about to bring out they won an ARIA for Best Comedy release last year. Thanks to their work on tonight. It was the only award that's nightly one. So are you ready? Bridey and wyatt Come on. Where are you guys?

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  30:49   This is amazing.

Bridie Connell  30:51   I love that Dan said best musicians in comedy musicians.

Dan Ilic  30:56   It's an important caveat.

Bridie Connell  30:58   This is a very important. It's o lovely to be here. That was a really lovely intro. I'm actually super embarrassed that you brought up the ARIA. We don't like to mention it.

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  31:08   We were trying to bring it up but they confiscated it at the airport.

Bridie Connell  31:12   Like Wait, we don't really talk about the aria that we won quite recently. Very much. We're pretty humble folk. But um,

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  31:20   Our lives have changed since we won it though. Like before we want it. We were employed. 

Bridie Connell  31:24   Yes. We have won an Area. We are not 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  31:30   Yeah. Oh boy though. It's great. 

Bridie Connell  31:33   I got to smelt it and sell it. Yeah. I was gonna eat you know. Life has to look 10 You've said it now. You've mentioned the ARIA. 

Dan Ilic  31:43   Aria award winners Bridie and Wyatt. 

Bridie Connell  31:46   Yes, I guess we'll sing the song that won us an Aria. 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  31:48   I know it's climate week. But this is I've put this on. It's not about climate change, though. But it is about an issue that keeps coming up in the nws.

Bridie Connell  31:54   And yeah, it just comes up time and time again. So we'll sing that song. 

Hey girl. You know that moment 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  32:01   Yeah you do 

Bridie Connell  32:03   when your heart skips a beat, and you feel weak at the knees

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  32:06   Oh. So nervous

Bridie Connell  32:08   Well, it could happen at any time. It could happen in any place and ladies it could happen to anyone. Well, it could be the guy from Cafe the one the look in his eye

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  32:23   I got my eye on you

Bridie Connell  32:24   It could be the man from the bus stop who smiles every time you walk by

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  32:28   Catch a ride with me to ride with me 

Bridie Connell  32:29   It could be the boss from your office. He always says you're the best

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  32:33   You're the best

Bridie Connell  32:34   Well it could be literally anyone. Anyone can be a sex pest. Sex Pest. Sex Pest. Don't have to be famous and be well dressed to be a sex pest. Well, it could be the guy from your sports team. Or it could be the guy at the bank. Well it could be like guy at the hotdog stand or it could be that guy friend. It could be the guy that you that one time. It could be Keira Knightley 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  33:03   That's right

Bridie Connell  33:04   That's right. It could be a woman. It's just very unlikely 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  33:09   It's not the guy in the fancy bar

Bridie Connell  33:11   It's not just that big Hollywood star 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  33:14   It's not just the guy in the park in the door

Bridie Connell  33:16   No that's just Mark. He likes dark parks. And let me break it down. It should be as easy as 123 to demonstrate basic decency so listen those people and learn from me boys don't hang out if you got your wang out. Please don't rock our if you've got your cock out. We won't get along if you whip out your schlong. Unless of course it is consensual

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  33:40   Yeah consensual. Consensual schlong. Consensual schlong

Bridie Connell  33:51   All right. It's kind of fun to say so let's give it a go. Repeat after me. Here we go. Oh, a consensual schlong.

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  33:57   a consensual schlong. 

Bridie Connell  33:58   A consensual schlong song.

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  33:59   A consensual schlong song.

Bridie Connell  34:19   The statistics show everyday people out there do it. So be careful out there but more importantly. Boys, don't be a sex pest

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  34:37   Thank you. 

Bridie Connell  34:38   Thank you very much. Are you okay? 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  34:41   Yeah, we did well, it's kind of like you've got a good message through

Bridie Connell  34:45   Yeah that's right. Anyone could be a sex pest

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  34:49   Dream and you can achieve

Bridie Connell  34:52   Not aspirationally like a warning like anyone. Not like. Anyone can be. Oh God,

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  34:57   but from the song Got us an award for the song that got us in a lot of trouble

Bridie Connell  35:02   Yes we nearly got fired for this song, which is weird because this next song was actually one of the more wholesome songs that Wyatt and I have written. And we wrote a song last August when Scott Morrison became the Prime Minister because we thought we should do like a little fun introduce our new prime minister of the country song. And we actually

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  35:20   He's a fun guys. Exactly. He's a Daggy dad

Bridie Connell  35:23   He is a daddy dad. He loves football. He so daggy, like when he was Minister of Immigration, the Human Rights Commission, like the Commissioner for Human Rights was like, Oh, we condemn you such a daggy dad real cute. When the United Nations condemns you're, like a such a rebel. That was in 2014 Fun times. So we wrote a song about all that fun stuff, so we could get to know Scotty a bit better. And we wrote it in the style of Christian pop rock in the style of Christian pop rock. Because if you didn't know, Scott Morrison is really into Jesus. That's great. He's super into his evangelical faith and we're like yeah, let's get on board.

Jesus made the animals like kangaroos and he also said to look the kids up on the roof 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  36:10   I am Jesus' son

Bridie Connell  36:11   and I'm Jesus daughter and there's nothing more Christian closing the border. We love Jesus. Jesus but not refugees if you want to win then you gotta stop boats to do a pleases Jesus deny them all visas and you can't get more Christian then that 

Suffer my little children who come on to me the government takes the doctrine literally. Scomo is under the spell of Jesus charm. And kids under safety watch for self harm

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  36:42   We love Jesus. Jesus. But not refugees

Bridie Connell  36:46   If Jesus was a refugee we'd say fuck off we're full. To do a pleases. Jesus, deny them all Visas. No you can't get more Christian than fishes and loaves. And shipping people off to Manus in droves. No you can get more Christian then not showing contrition when you are found wanting by the Human Rights Commission. If you love Jesus, Scott Morrison, clap your hands. Don't cross our boarders, even if you walk on water. Yeah you gotta love your neighbour. But not if they vote Labor. Or if they're foreign or gay. And you can't get more Christian then that. 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  37:41   Once we did that song everyone loved it in the Murdoch press didn't they.

Bridie Connell  37:48   Thank you, 

Dan Ilic  37:49   I love it. You guys have really covered all the topics, refugees, the metoo movement. So this is climate week so take it away with your climate song 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  38:04   So sorry Dan.

Bridie Connell  38:07   We were just told to do one second

Bertha Announcement  38:12   doing climate, this is climate week so you should do a climate song 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  38:14   Hang on a sec. Band meeting

Bridie Connell  38:17   you're speaking into the microphones actually

Bertha Announcement  38:21   all right. Okay, we these guys these guys actually yeah, we're actually gonna these guys are just gonna make up a climate song for us here tonight. So this is great. So do you guys want to take some suggestions? 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  38:31   We'd love that and then we'd like to take an hour Yeah. Then would like to come back

Dan Ilic  38:36   Any anywhere you can pick any word you want from B to Z. Any word. You can use numerals, symbols.

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  38:49   Carmichael. Wow. Guys, what's 

Bridie Connell  38:57   Reef?

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  38:58   Reef. What's something that you actually honestly really scared about? Banani

Bridie Connell  39:03   My favourite fruit. 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  39:07   Yeah, good good. 

Bridie Connell  39:09   A delicious cuisine

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  39:12   but like obviously waters rising what else what some things were worried about

Bertha Announcement  39:18   Heat death of the universe.

Bridie Connell  39:23   Major key for this lungs can be cheery 

Dan Ilic  39:27   Climate refugees, that's good.

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  39:30   very cheery topic when- so many laughs to be had

Bridie Connell  39:34   we aren't- coal. 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  39:36   Oh, that's fine coal.

Bridie Connell  39:37   I love it it rhymes with so many things. Thank you.

Lewis Hobba  39:40   It's so great to watch the creative process

Bridie Connell  39:51   Wait can you put in Bieber fever as well?

Bertha Announcement  39:57   I think I think he was really in the dengies

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  40:02   your grandkids What's your name? Your specific grandkids guide, 

Bridie Connell  40:07   Make it personal that won't go bad at all.  Perfect. Okay.

We'll be back into an hour with the most happy song you've every heard all right all right. 

Dan Ilic  40:28   All right, folks.

Lewis Hobba  40:28   Let's get Brisbane hasn't had two REO winners in the same room. Since one of the Veronica's broke up with Ruby rising, came home

Dan Ilic  40:38   bought an honour.

Bertha Announcement  40:41   Huge. Alright, let's get into some basic fears. Now, when we're talking about climate change language is really important. It comes it's really important to help communicate about extremely complex thing things like climate change, teenage activist icon Greta Thunberg. Yeah. Now, last week, I think it was or maybe a couple of weeks ago, she implored us all to stop using the phrase climate change and really encouraged us to use climate crisis. But this week, the fossil fuel industry is also on the rebrand to in the USA, the Department of Energy is leading the way to rebrand liquid natural gas to freedom gas. These are actual words from the US Undersecretary of energy. 

Lewis Hobba  41:22   Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world 

Dan Ilic  41:31   I guess anything to make it more attractive to the end user. Thank you. Thank you. No, yeah, well, yeah, it wasn't worth it. All right. You're right, let's move on quickly. And then, right. So in using that context, very funny stuff. And then it came back again, in the same press release from this guy.

Mel Buttle  41:48   I am pleased that the Department of Energy is doing what it can to promote an efficient regulatory system that allows for molecules of us freedom to be exported to the world.

Lewis Hobba  42:01   So molecules of us freedom this used to be bullets. Fuck yeah. Now what's funny

Dan Ilic  42:12   is like Steve Weinberg is the name of that guy who read that who's quite that was, but why doesn't he use his own powers for rebranding his own portfolio? In case you missed it? This is his full title, Assistant Secretary of fossil energy. It doesn't really scream innovation. It kind of sounds like something like an intern where Fred Flintstone works. Thank you for that. laughter that cutting edge 60s reference. Really appreciate that. 

Lewis Hobba  42:37   Yeah, that's the fart joke now this

Bertha Announcement  42:39   Strap in! Alright, fear mongerss tell me Is there a better way to rebrand LNJ Tom

Tom Ballard  42:47   Well first of all to apologise I love some freedom guests in the dressing room but that's probably still experienced freedom freedom guests isn't bad if you think you're really on appeals like your right wing Christian crazies you want to go for like Jesus gas aspiration guess not pushed against fair dinkum gas is probably coming down the pipeline from scope or

Steph Tisdell  43:10   I think we can hit the the niche market of voluntourism you know you know the dickheads who go I'm going to I'm going to take a year off before guiding any and build schools. We could call it no no it's freedom gas again. Call it woke.

Bertha Announcement  43:30   Woke gas. Yeah. What other fossil fuels should be rebranded this way? Do you think?

Mel Buttle  43:37   No, what's the fossil fuel?

Bertha Announcement  43:41   We should clarify. Mel doesn't know what climate change is. We were discussing this backstage. Because I'm

Mel Buttle  43:46   from Queensland and the origin was on last night doesn't mean all.

Tom Ballard  43:53   Oregon's not an energy company it's a fucking game

Mel Buttle  44:04   No I did think what was gonna end at halftime last night but the boys turn around

Tom Ballard  44:13   I'm glad we're all gonna die with this kind of shit. 

Dan Ilic  44:17   What about you Hillary? Do you think do you think this makes LNG sexier? Like wouldn't mom and dad's you know pick LNG over other fossil fuels to it advisor home yeah, look, I

Hillary Bambrick  44:26   don't think there's anything particularly sexy about freedom gas to me it sounds like the joy of a newly single person who gets to fire in the bed

Mel Buttle  44:34   why would you want to make it sexy? It's already called liquid natural gas just like gasoline just Why are you gonna get some more liquid naturally? I'm gonna get some natural maybe

Lewis Hobba  44:50   it's already all natural. I feel like I could pick it up at a farmers market. I mean it sounds like

Bertha Announcement  44:57   something that should be at the top of an SBS promo for A documentary about too much the following programme contains liquid natural gas

Hillary Bambrick  45:06   instead of liquid just organic

Tom Ballard  45:10   if you want to turn people off like fossil like they're made out of like like dead animals we should just call cold dead puppies. I think that would just like my family's been mining dead puppies. Hopefully you should stop that there

Lewis Hobba  45:23   is no way that's stopping and guess what I did with their skins I tend to do this

Bertha Announcement  45:34   while we're still on words once again returned to Sweden recently the Swedes in social media have coined a new phrase. This is the movement here it's called flick scam flick scam. Yeah, and it's often seen in conjunction with the hashtag yak Stanhope hammock and the Mongols you can hear any ideas what this could mean I'm pretty sure I built

Lewis Hobba  45:55   one of them an Alan Kay It was an absolute

Tom Ballard  46:03   game show and those letters are going to make some goddamn sense 

Steph Tisdell  46:08   flicks scan was that thing when you get a little cold drop of water go down the back here

Mel Buttle  46:16   well, that hashtag is obviously a really successful

Bertha Announcement  46:22   hashtag get tattooed in Bali

Tom Ballard  46:25   remember the hashtag

Lewis Hobba  46:30   a wedding between two people who you don't know that well you like you know when they fuse it together. It's like the Hayden's and the Smith. Hey Smith wedding and then use the hashtag

Tom Ballard  46:47   racist because they're white

Dan Ilic  46:51   are clearing that up Tom. It actually is the it's like a flight shame. It's actually the feeling of being embarrassed or ashamed to take a plane because of the environmental impact. And the hashtag in Swedish means the long hashtag means stay on the ground. According to Swedish rail, a single flight between Sweden's two two biggest cities Stockholm and Gothenburg generates as much co2 as 40,000 train journeys. And thanks to a flick scam, Swedish railway operators are experiencing a 20% rise in Rail Journeys. One owner of a rail holiday company said he'd never experienced demand like before working 16 hour days just to keep up he said sometimes there were 30 people waiting on the phone just to talk to him about about booking a rail holiday. Yes

Tom Ballard  47:41   clap the shame. Clap he shame. Is this footage of him on the phones I think he's going broker broker apparently and again, not racist because he's a muppet

Bertha Announcement  47:56   so just just for perspective here who took a flight to get to the show tonight? Dad not only did I fly, but my water flew.

Lewis Hobba  48:06   Thanks San Pellegrino.

Bertha Announcement  48:09   Do you think flick scam would work in Australia? Hillary,

Hillary Bambrick  48:11   you'd have to improve the trains a hell of a lot before?

Mel Buttle  48:15   We already have it when I won. What if a friend of mine flies Jetstar like you dog

Dan Ilic  48:21   You shoulda gone Tiger.

Mel Buttle  48:25   I don't know. If like you shouldn't find a plane. I'll be like, well, you want to drive me mate like Sydney's 18 hours let's go.

Bertha Announcement  48:33   What would it take to get Australians to feel shame about unnecessary flying stiff?

Steph Tisdell  48:37   It surprises me that bintang shirts and fucking braids don't so I think it's a hard slog

Tom Ballard  48:50   like I didn't like these slides I don't like being slut shamed and I don't like being flight shame. Slot who is a gold frequent flyer? And I'm proud don't shame me, sir.

Mel Buttle  49:01   Tom, if you're sort of just at home, just pottering around. Like is it like you identify as a slot.

Tom Ballard  49:10   And one day you'll see and you'll all see

Bertha Announcement  49:14   We could have Skyped you in for today. Finally, here is some good news. Do you one of the upsides of rising sea levels is very critical internet infrastructure will be destroyed. Yes, according to a report from the University of Oregon, over 4000 miles of fibre optics and 1000 nodes will be underwater. I don't know what a note is, I assume it's like a Fat Controller of data. And with the hardest cities in the US being hit will be New York, which of course is home to global finance Seattle, home to Amazon and Microsoft data centres and Miami, home to cocaine dealers who only accept Bitcoin. So very tricky, very tricky and to fix it Amazon does have a plan they simply planning to say hey Alexa move to higher ground. So fear mongers. What are you most looking forward to when the internet goes dark for it?

Lewis Hobba  50:12   Ah, Dan I'm so glad you asked. Not having to attend or listen to podcasts

Tom Ballard  50:25   finally the hellish nightmare. I feel like Australia is preparing for this eventuality by installing the NBN. Getting in the mindset,

Dan Ilic  50:35   it's already a reality.

Lewis Hobba  50:37   Practice, run, 

Tom Ballard  50:38   We're ready

Bertha Announcement  50:39   What about you guys? What do you feel like when it goes doc? What are you looking forward to?

Mel Buttle  50:43   I think it'd be a nice time to make your own porn. To reconnect with your local community like in the old days like what have you got? I've got this I thought that on a CD for sharing porn

Lewis Hobba  51:01   back to the theatre

Mel Buttle  51:05   Homemade bloody Aussie porn. No more important shit from overseas. Keep it local keep your porn miles in your suburb

Lewis Hobba  51:15   we'll have Cate Blanchett on the Sydney Theatre Company. And over in the Sydney porn theatre company will be Cate blank. Not chett. Everybody thought it would work. Maybe Oh, that's pretty good. Yes. Okay. Cate munch it was the joke I said

Dan Ilic  51:37   this is a rational fear is the new Prime Minister for the Environment Nelly because it's getting hot in here ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Tom Ballard

Tom Ballard  51:52   Hi, everybody. Thank you, Dan. Thank you beautiful people in Brisbane. It is lovely to be here. Go maroons. Whatever, I don't give a fuck. I cant believe you gonna boot from it. So this is gonna be a tough time. 

Bertha Announcement  52:07   Who gave the boo down here was it. Malcolm Turnbull Is that

Tom Ballard  52:14   why did you boo. Just a bit of fun. Are you afraid? All right. All right. There's a mutiny in the audience already. But look, it's lovely to be here. It's lovely to be at this wonderful climate week event. Looking at this theatre. You know, I just see the faces of hopeful concerned citizens taking the time to come together to learn about how we can collectively take serious action to hold the existential threat. That is the climate crisis and I can't help but think we're fucked. We are fucked. It's over. We've lost Good night, everybody. I think live away. Don't be so pessimistic. Tom. Come on, have a bit of hope. Piss off nufarm. You're not even real Queensland. You're a human version of Melbourne. What would you know your hippies? With facts and many you know it we are all fucked right? The peperoni coal mine is going ahead. The Great Barrier Reef is dying. 1 million species face extinction. The latest report says human civilization will be coming to an end in 2050. And our country's just decided to reelect a human man named scomo. We are sky now. scomo Sounds like a disease that affects pirates really, doesn't it? Yeah, I lost my legs to scomo

That's a leader and the leader of the opposition as Anthony Albanese a man we've decided to call Albo. Australian politics is scomo versus albo. Just a nation of cavemen me like scomo me like albo. We won't have elections anymore it'll be scomo An elbow wrestling in a muddy Billabong and whoever emerges as the victim will become the fucking primeo mate. We're so backwards in this country we can't even make fun of New Zealand anymore that is they go and carbon neutral by 2050 men that are those other progressive should be well Australia's just next door go and when you say six it sounds like six say fish say fish a New Zealand safe fish stop trying to help the planet just say fish say fish if you don't do anything to help the environment it's gonna kill all the fish. i You said it

We're fucked that's the topic of my 45 minute speech tonight everybody. We thought we always knew I always knew deep and down deep inside we weren't really up to this challenge. There was no chance our society could do the work and make the sacrifices and take the collective action required to confront climate change. I knew that the moment I saw the McDonald's was an option on Uber Eats you see what I'm saying? We're going to transition to an entirely renewable economy by 2030 People can't be bothered leaving their house to go to a drive through restaurants to get fast food we can't do drive thru anyone has to be drive to drive to me. We we had drive thru we couldn't be bothered using all the letters in the word through it we just thr you that alone. We amongst away from Uber Chu as a society okay. Is where you just lie on the couch and the exploited immigrant comes around and feeds the chicken nuggies into your mouth and moves your jaw for you okay five stars the chickens come and then Uber pool you know it's on the way to go to the toilet What am I trading for the media professional athlete Now bring me the ball Muhammad let's go oh yeah, you grown Queensland fact oh don't worry Tom. Technology will save us will invent the technology and that will fix everything now I would believe that if every single scientist and person with technological expertise was working on the problem okay, in all the buttons around the world are working 24/7 on eliminating carbon from the atmosphere then sure, maybe humanity would have a shot but that's not what's happening is it? The scientists are working on some other shit. They're working on Uber Chu and working on Snapchat filters that make it look like a baby they're working on making a live action version of The Lion King rebell you watch The Lion King is a kidney Phillip nets good but not enough dimensions. Oh my singing lines to be more realistic please. Last year a bunch of nerds spent hours and hours ensuring that the horses in the video game Red Dead Redemption two would have testicles that shrink in the coal time and energy on the real world actual horses contract their balls because the planets too fucking How about you stop writing code so digital horsey balls and join us in the war against the sun. This isn't even common anymore just real anger. My generation screwed Millennials were just screwed. We can we could even buy a house now the entire planet is dying fantastic. We're heading for a post apocalyptic Waterworld scenario. I'm not going to be able to afford a boat 2050 The world's flooded it's me and a bunch of other 60 year olds living in a shared dinghy. Well, you baby boomers will be dead by then Monia you've timed that very well actually, climate change kicks in you guys see a bitch by you go up to your negatively geared property in heaven. Meanwhile on did he working 15 hour shifts for Uber swim, trying to save up a deposit for a fucking guy it's great to be what are you proposing? Then? Tom? What do you propose? We'll just give up going against the very essence of climate week. Is that what you're proposing it about that we just give up? Um, yes. If something's really hard, you give up. I learned that from the Australian Labour Party people. I love that. Thanks for having us. He's up against the fight against climate change. And I say let's just go for it. Let's just lean into it. Do you ever do that? Like do you ever do something bad? And you think well I'm I'm doing this bad thing? I may as well do something worse. I'm drinking caramel milkshake I might as well smoke a cigarette you know kind of cancel each other out? No, they don't. You killing yourself faster by saying we should lean into it with climate change. Our political leaders don't do anything about it. That's what we got to work with the racist Fox that's gone our biggest natural tourist attraction did we need more ways to attract tourists? I say let's lean in and really destroy our environment so much. People will come from all over the world to see just how much we fucked. Man, if you've been to Australia, that place is fucked up. It's like nothing I've ever seen before. They made a replica of all the route out of burning tires on top of the original Ola route and you're encouraged to climate. It's insane. They turn Tasmania into a coal mine. They're fracking the Great Barrier Reef which doesn't even make sense. You're allowed to hunt koalas man. Seriously? Alright, you don't go with that.

Bertha Announcement  59:44   chlamydia. Yeah.

Tom Ballard  59:46   If nothing else, friends, if we can't do that, if the politicians aren't gonna do anything to combat climate change, I say please, at least legalise drugs. Okay legalise all drugs and give us that it'll help Okay, let us be as high as the sea level Alright ladies oh the ice caps are melting nah bro fucking everything's melting Thank you for listening and remember everybody give up

what about you folks? Do you have any hope left Hillary after? After listening to Tom

Unknown Speaker  1:00:23   look, I've got some great news for Tom and that is under climate change cannabis plant should grow really quickly and really big.

Tom Ballard  1:00:29   Yeah. Well, that's great. 

Mel Buttle  1:00:32   What about cocaine? Hillary? How will that grow?

Lewis Hobba  1:00:36   will it grow any cheaper in Australia? At the moment, it grows at about 300 A bag I'm told and that's too much.

Mel Buttle  1:00:46   300? 350 in Brisbane, and you better be organised.

Lewis Hobba  1:00:51   I'd heard that in Sydney they deliver But anyway, this is still you know, a different conversation.

Bertha Announcement  1:00:57   You're gonna get right.

Steph Tisdell  1:01:02   I feel like I've got an advantage because my titties are probably made for flood.

Tom Ballard  1:01:08   people listening to this, go to the website, check out the photos.

Steph Tisdell  1:01:13   The end somebody will be trying to stay on there. And when there's no room for example, there is room. That's a reference the Titanic. Whatever

Dan Ilic  1:01:21   Would you rent space?

Steph Tisdell  1:01:23   Yeah I would. Uber boober. I shoulda just said Boober. Dammit

Dan Ilic  1:01:32   Yes. Do you think comedians have a place in the apocalypse Mel?

Mel Buttle  1:01:37   Look, sure we're very important. If you check out our Twitter doing some pretty cutting edge work there. I'm retweeting to over what five 600 people a day and they are reading that and then lucky enough.

Dan Ilic  1:01:51   Tom, you suited for the apocalypse?

Tom Ballard  1:01:53   Am I suited? I think I'll be yelling like that constantly. With it like a pan on my head. Every now and again.

Lewis Hobba  1:02:01   I swear I'm a sloth just fine.

Bertha Announcement  1:02:09   Well, when it comes to the climate apocalypse, there is no state more vulnerable than your state Queensland. But there's no need to leave Queensland. I mean, you guys have so many wonderful events here. The Indie, the Expo. Expo it I love that guy. That was great. All the big hits. We've actually found a pitch video from the future for a big event that Queensland's going to be hosting in 2038.

Voice Over  1:02:43   Capitalist club in Queensland and bid city of the 2038 Nuclear Winter Games thanks to industrial growth at all costs Queenslanders live black to the extreme and there's nothing more extreme than our weather. But every cyclone has a silver lining plus G Brady Denise France Ian, Jackie Philippa, Tiffany Melinda Sheriff Rochelle and Dave Neely made space for new stadiums and sporting facilities. And now we're rebuilding again with the Southwood spread of southeast Queensland now has the lowest rate of Denki fever in all of Southeast Queensland. And don't worry if you do catch it some of the best funded doctors in Australia just over the border in New South Wales. Thanks to rising sea levels. In Brisbane, everyone shares waterfront views with some of the most ancient and deadly locals around it's now even easier to take a boat to the Great Barrier Reef Memorial oilfield it's just been refurbished and moved into the habitable zone. Speaking of water, the water wars of 2025 are a thing of the past. We now have a roster. Clean water will be available to farmers Mondays and Tuesdays coal seam gas miners Wednesdays and Thursdays residents on Fridays and theme parks on Saturdays Sundays and public holidays. But going one can work up an appetite grabber by two weeks, literally just a bite. Queensland supermarkets now have round the clock military guard ensuring the orderly distribution of rations and thanks to the Queensland Government's banana buyback scheme the cost of bananas is no longer bananas. You know what they say? Queensland? Beautiful one day of the year.

Dan Ilic  1:04:33   Ladies and gentlemen Steph Tissdel 

Steph Tisdell  1:04:37   Hello. So I'm going to talk about the insect extinction or it will insects is they're better known as the aliens of the jungle. I love Oliver good insects. I think the thing is we don't give a shit right? Like we get on board when it's polar bears because they're they're nice and fluffy and they're real cute. You can imagine hugging my On ride or a penguin you're like, oh my god, I can't walk that's ablest I'd be a dick. We care when it's cute little fluffy things, right? But insects gone extinct. That's the real thing we should be given a shit about. But they creepy factors and I don't like looking at it. That's the problem, right? Whereas I think the problem might be that entomologists people who study insects are the fucking worst. Like, you know what I mean? Like when you know, we got dog people, everyone likes dog person. We're a bit sceptical about you know, cat people. I'm a bird person. People think I'm a real weirdo. But we all come together. When it's entomologists, people who fucking study insects. I wouldn't swipe right on that shit, you know? Be like, ooh, bugs gross. And I think that's what we need to change. I think that's what needs to happen is that we need to make entomology sexy again. Are you study insects, guys who study insects should be in set? Thank you. Thank you. Yes. So I will also say for people who might be confused, please don't confuse entomology with etymology. When it honestly really bugs me beyond words. And I actually stole that joke, my boyfriend. Also, he'll probably die first. He's a ginger. So he's gone.

He's crispy little wave in the desert as a fan when it's hot. Anyway. That was on the fly. I'm sure you could tell. Speaking of flies. Honestly, it's a really, really, really fun situation at the moment, we're hitting our sixth extinction in the world, right. So at the moment, 40% of all insect species are declining very rapidly with 1/3 haven't become endangered in the last 30 years. That is fact right, we have a real issue with bio biodiversity. And this is due to both our the climate which is wiping a lot of insects out, but also the way that we go about food production. So what they're finding now is right, this is this really sucks. So pesticides and stuff like that they make these non lethal pesticides disposed to not do anything to bees, and they don't kill the bees that is for her. But they do actually lower their heart rates and impact the way their brains work so they can no longer create paths to get pollen and pollinate flowers. at long distances. That stuff's scary. I'm not even trying to be funny. I'm just fucking scared. This sort of thing. I think I think it all comes down to how we read. Like, we got to rebrand how we see entomologists. I don't want to see fucking cute cat videos on YouTube anymore. Show me that little spider was talking about was trending on Facebook. Do anybody say that spider? Okay, like sway people know what I'm talking about. Really glad to open the show. With a reference to that fucking spider. Just staying relevant. Maybe we need to do that though. Maybe we need to look at our cute. Insects are like butterflies. Everyone likes the butterfly. Fucker. They're like, they're like the cool kids of school. We need to give a shout sheet about dung beetles. Brian, thank you. Oh my god. Dung beetles biggest fan in the front here. We need to give a shit about dung beetles are cockroaches they clean up right? Spiders eat mosquitoes. We got to stop fucking spraying them. You know what I mean? This is all stuff we got to do. The insect extinction. It scares the shit out of me. And so what I want you to do today is fucking entomologist. Just just before I sit down, are there any entomologists in the room? Actually, actually won. Yes! Oh my God, what's your favourite insect? Oh, lame. I'm sorry. I'm joking. But I'm not you know what I mean? Like this is? This is the problem. It's pretty. Alright. What's your second favourite one? Yeah, praying mantis. Cool. All right, we'll just bond over praying mantis. And what was your name? Sadie Sadie's getting lady

Bertha Announcement  1:09:55   later. Thank you. All right. Thank you. is now excellent you folks would you would any of you swipe right on an entomologist

Lewis Hobba  1:10:09   as the residents

Tom Ballard  1:10:14   homosexual but yeah I'll fuck you Sadie. We can talk about ants your Freek out the praying mantis is the ones that eat like they fuck you and then they eat you? Don't you dare eat me

Steph Tisdell  1:10:32   unless it's the other head

Tom Ballard  1:10:37   Family show

Dan Ilic  1:10:37   It's not a family show

Tom Ballard  1:10:37   Fuck it let's get weird

Bertha Announcement  1:10:44   but there are words even though this isn't a family show there are words we can't say Would they would spotters be less creepy if they only had four arms

Mel Buttle  1:10:59   It's the hair that puts me off I think if I if there were only like bald spiders

Steph Tisdell  1:11:03   yes

Lewis Hobba  1:11:07   like the spotlight advanced hair. No No.

Hillary Bambrick  1:11:12   You'd be swiping right on the bald spiders.

Mel Buttle  1:11:15   Okay, I have to ask and yes, I would date a spider Hillary. In this day and age if that's what you identify as. I do not want to be an arachnophobia they get who says not what I want my Sandman

Tom Ballard  1:11:41   Dad this is Incy Wincy Poppy sprout

Bertha Announcement  1:11:49   spout This is a rational beer with more people in this audience and ongoing jobs for a certain mine in the Galilee basin.

Mel Buttle  1:12:09   Thank you Tom. Tom's a big strong boy Thank you.

Tom Ballard  1:12:19   Such Strong man.

Mel Buttle  1:12:22   I will Steph gave you a lot of statistics. Here's one.  71% of all teams who win game one and origin go on a claim series so

Tom Ballard  1:12:34   stop stealing my stuff.

Mel Buttle  1:12:37   Ah well first of all good evening, upwardly mobile lefties And the Goldman looks amazing. Hope you all got a good Park for the Prius. So now people people show because I'm a Queenslander that I don't understand climate change and most of the time Yeah, they're pretty they're pretty spot on but look, it's something that we can actually fix Tom, you're wrong. And we can fix it through designer keep cups and vegan brunches from my research professor. Now when it comes to climate change, so the biggest victims will not be some rare bilby in Adelaide, but it will be foodies and it's going to hit hard guys yet. It's fucking coming. It's coming for new farm it's coming for Tenerife. It's coming for Newstead. It's not coming for new market they'll be all right out there it is coming for us hard working blogging granting way to irritating foodies. Okay, so you try and write a memorable blog about Malay chicken in 56 degree hate go for it have a go you can't do okay okay, now here foodies aren't the only ones who write blogs Ave Oh yeah, I've never read one so do you find a blog on the internet that is not about routing or food it is a Russian scam trying to overthrow the government so look, I hate to get all political now love it's fun now the sea levels are gonna rise right and that will mean a lot less alfresco dining, unfortunately. So that's brutal, isn't it? Yeah. Campbell Newman anyway. No, sir. No, sir our beloved No, sir. Everyone here who's on ADK you will know of no. You understand him? No sir. Worse, no saw me nothing more than just just swap. The sound will be swag like it will resemble Redcliff You can say goodbye at a Food and Wine Festival up there. You might as well burn your fedora and you dress chinos Sagat body a little polo shirt with the C boats on it we like that in the future but as Fridays we can help we can turn climate change around we can just stop eating wagyu rump caps that's part of it apparently I read that um now I don't want to give up Shakuni curry but like a lot of it is mined from pork so maybe if we all disagree like I don't know like maybe I need like 10 steaks a year we can save the planet I don't look makes me feel uncomfortable. It's on. But will this life ever be worth living if we are forced into lentil based diets? Tom knows it's not like red meat is the enemy because cows farts are ruining the world. Okay. I read that that's my level of research that I've done for tonight. So the practice Creek hotel needs to be protested, right? They take it to the streets, but because there's nothing rugby Dum Dums love more than red meat. Similar to stiff, I do employ you. If you wrote anyone who plays rugby and they eat steaks on a regular basis you are going to need to withhold sex until they get onto lentils push fries a commie you can say goodbye to the Hunter Valley to the wine region. It'll be on fire. Yep, goodbye. They'll be no more Pinot Noir no matter how good you can make a beautiful painter that won't make up for the flames of your log cabin going down at the winery will it no just the word art is no mean nothing to you people wait must act now. Okay so when all hell breaks loose and you're living in your bunkers out at Brookfields nice isn't it just past injury really love it. And it's not that far to go after I've dropped Harriet Kinder at 930 and I'm in in half an hour it's shocking news. I don't think all allergies are going to be catered for in the bunker it's going to be pretty horrible in that bunker when the apocalypse comes is going to be hives there's going to be upset tummies is some pretty serious stuff. Okay. Why people done your FODMAPs on tin beans because there's gonna be I'm sorry they're gonna be in this bunker for like say two years but I actually can't have lentils because they give me a little Tommy I

made her first get it it's gonna be absolutely dire out there. We might have to end up carrying a Pottery Barn jog down to local soymilk. Well, I know. Okay. People have asked Scott and other people who live in West End for some reason I don't know why I don't understand. Doesn't make any sense, but I don't get it. But I implore you Ritchie's to maybe think about buying a Tesla for Harriet's graduation car. Sale the Range Rover I know it's gonna hurt it is gonna cut deep bad but we have to pull together and don't worry you can still fit a case in McLaren Valley red in the boot of a Tesla I mean wake up though. Have a think about it one and say goodbye to will cold climate grapes that's gonna hurt isn't no more Rieslings I must have blocked it's all gonna be Spanish reds. Tempranillo does not go with everything okay. On the matter of temperature when it's hot kids are absolute assholes So I mentioned the cafes and Graceville in Tenerife just teeming with toddlers when it's 56 degrees screaming and crying into their beetroot hummus

Don't be stupid and kill them all on day one get rid of more anyone called Atticus with a milk allergy beggar bag See you later you weren't gonna make it anyway so the the sea temperature is gonna get very hot The waters are gonna heat right up because the ice is good like when you get like a like you get a rum and coke and the ice melts right and it's like that right? That's how I'm explaining it to you Queensland. So with hot hot water in the sea there's not going to be any more sushi the fish will become you're already cooked they'll be done.

Go down to the shore with a big basket of chips and just get yourself ready for Friday. I bought to be shaped by my stamina, Gary. Imagine a sushi restaurant pitcher. This time pitcher this new fan, a sushi restaurant right with no raw fish. Okay, now this sea water lapping around your ankles but to be fair, you can get the same experience at sushi try and win him but so what can I do to help? I'm just a foodie Wangka with a Volkswagen Golf and a moleskin notepads there's things that you guys can do you can go vegan Mel Are you vegan? No Don't be stupid but you can something you can do I'll catch up later let you go ahead and let me know how it all is yeah, I'm coconut milk my favourite but like you could do it like actually do it for real like I'd kind of do it but I like to add a little bit on my own chicken stock no one's gonna know but you know like it's vague and apart from the parmesan cheese but the cows that made the cheese or bacon China vegans helping each other out is more that is a mentioned my inbox after this when I get home home oh just want to let you know I'm a vegan and you're emailing me who's running the drum circle in Byron but anyway

the sad fact of his whole thing is climate deniers they are out there they exist there might well they're not here because you had to pay to get in but it is it is a weeknight so they would hockey's

good on hogs breath I do a TOEFL one so now let me see cooling and I am radio so

without existing we need to boil them into getting a cape cup okay and then below them for picking a damn Cape cap alright anyway this things you can do you can and I'm doing it already you can hang around farmers markets and help somehow go there and be like oh it's better than call tapes Yummy yummy food miles I'll teach no project say that titles people be like yeah, she knows that I'll finish on this I mean like we're all doing our best but how much coconut oil do I need to smear on myself professor will you can come to this before this is taken seriously? Yes, I have a giant in the bathroom and it makes the bath very slippery I'm doing by myself in this overpriced fucking coconut ball shift five days a week then I forget anyway I'm not sure how it helps but it's definitely it's part of it. It's sort of Mabo it's the vibe it's kind of the whole sort of and and actually I you know what I did to help out as well I use the same jar in the bathroom and I smear myself in the kitchen in my surprise you simply must pop by

Dan Ilic  1:23:34   fantastic thank you milk bottle

Tom Ballard  1:23:41   now with booties gone while other narcissistic activities can be done Do you think what will they be left for the apocalypse? Do you think No Can you still do where F45 in the apocalypse

Hillary Bambrick  1:23:53   I think you're great idea of I'm homegrown porn

Mel Buttle  1:23:59   just babies will still exist you can still put those on me like he's my little bear love him 

Lewis Hobba  1:24:04   and also don't die gang so you can have more that's because of the heat

Mel Buttle  1:24:11   a lot of them won't last yeah any any eczema babies. See ya later you're gona

Lewis Hobba  1:24:20   The dead baby stuff it normally kills.

Tom Ballard  1:24:24   New Zealand actually are kind of ahead of the curve there two major supermarkets accord countdown and new world

Dan Ilic  1:24:38   they do things differently over there.

Mel Buttle  1:24:40   They let a woman be in charge

Tom Ballard  1:24:46   Say fish. Say fish

Dan Ilic  1:24:50   Now after the election, I don't know if you caught Alan Jones The first week after the election. He was on q&a, just spending about 45 minutes gloating. Did anybody see that? Then he went on to explain how many parts per million would there were there was a carbon in the atmosphere. Anyway, he went on this radio programme straight after that and just continued gloating. And here it is here.

Voice Over  1:25:11   I tell you what, Alan, I wouldn't be caught dead in an electric car because they don't go broom. What God is a car. That doesn't go broom broom. It just can't trust it. 

Alan Jones  1:25:22   You're right there Mildred hand on the line. We'll send you a freshly slaughtered ham 

Voice Over  1:25:26   Tgb 873. Well, how about this a? What an election. This Sunday, Australia woke up to themselves. Yes, they've said I've had enough of labour. I've had enough of Bill Shorten. They hadn't too good for too long. And labour Bill Shorten weren't even in government. By the looks of their smiley faces. You'd think they were now let's not mince words here the right people won because the right people won. And it's all right can be right. All right. This was meant to be the climate election. Can you believe that climate change? God the only thing that Labour will be changing is their underwear after they polluted in their pants. Now these climate terrorists I like keep cuts that have made overfilled they're about to explode. The terrible these are some have been lefties, you know they know full well that windmills. Yes, windmills were invented in Iran is around. So what if was ancient Persia, a Middle Eastern windmill is a Middle Eastern windmill. You can't trust them. The blades will spin around and chop your head right off. It's happened. In the footage on q&a on Monday night I asked Alice workman who is a young woman mind you want a percentage of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere? And she a political journalist and a woman couldn't answer me this very simple question. The answer is 0.04%. Now the fact that it was 0.03% when I was coaching the Wallabies in the 80s is beside the point. The point is that these numbers are about as big as Bill Shorten is feeling right now very small. And Australia is responsible for 1% of 0.04%. What can be done about it, it's pointless. Now you may say Oh, but Alan, Australia has 700 radio stations and you're only on one and you're a toxic force in Australian politics. You could just leave and everything would get better. And to that I say thank you. Because of the Alan Jones signature multivitamin, Jonesy vite with everything you need to stay alive when you're in the fight of your political life. That's the Alan Jones signature multivitamin Jonesy right. And let me tell you something I for 1am Very thankful that the coalition won the election. After all, I declared I would retire if they didn't. But you know me, I'm not the retiring type. I'm 78 I don't plan on retiring anytime soon. Bob Hawke didn't retire until he was 89. God I've got some time ahead of me. Speaking of climate change up next, something that really gets my Global's warming Anthony Kalia live in studio. One a voice 

you'relistening to the Alan Jones Australia show right across Australia.

Bertha Announcement  1:27:57   Now like before, we 

Tom Ballard  1:28:00   Sorry Steph thought that was real

Steph Tisdell  1:28:01   I was going is this a fucking joke? But it is. But it was made more sense.

Dan Ilic  1:28:17   It's me

Lewis Hobba  1:28:24   Just stay for the Anthony callea jokes.

Dan Ilic  1:28:29   I wonder what it would be like John Michael Hausen was on Alan Jones's show. Oh, 

Lewis Hobba  1:28:38   No one know who John Michael Hausen-.

Dan Ilic  1:28:43   No one under 40 knows who John Michael Hausen is

All right. Now, before we wrap up the show, we've still got a little bit to go before Louis brings us home and gives us hope for the future and solves climate change in five minutes.

Lewis Hobba  1:28:56   I should. It's weird that I've always known how and I haven't mentioned it. Very minute. It's actually a bit of a dick move. But lucky for you.

Dan Ilic  1:29:05   We've got an expert here. We thought we'd discuss some of the health implications for humans on a warming planet. Now if you drew like a Venn diagram between climate and disease in the middle would sit Hillary Bambrick

Lewis Hobba  1:29:18   and her a Tinder bio.

Hillary Bambrick  1:29:22   Which way you're going to swipe? 

Lewis Hobba  1:29:25   Right.

Bertha Announcement  1:29:27   Well, if you had entomologist we'd know. So tell us how does it feel to be in the middle of that Venn diagram?

Hillary Bambrick  1:29:34   Yeah, look it's very quiet because everybody is dead

Dan Ilic  1:29:42   I guess you're right.

Yeah. Oh, gosh.

This is the saddest topic of them all we're trying to deal with it in a mature way. Everyone hold on, you're doing very well being here. With the health of the planet is a given we kind of talk about planetary health all time when it comes to climate change, but we don't really talk Talk about, like how it affects human health. Particularly when we when we're talking about climate change, we're always focused on emissions and oxygen and stuff like that. But like what, what are some of the most unusual challenges that humans will face heading into a warmer planet?

Hillary Bambrick  1:30:18   So this is the time where the show gets serious. So my apologies, but when quite a climate change, or the climate crisis won't actually create any new diseases, but what it might do and what it actually has done already is that might revive long dead ones. So a few years ago, zombie diseases, zombie diseases. So a few years ago in the in the Arctic 2300 Reindeer died from anthrax and dozens of people were hospitalised and a child died and now this disease hadn't been around for a very long time. And the reason why it reemerged is because they were the what had been frozen ground started to defrost in temperatures that were way above average, and basically rotting reindeer corpses leached into the water supply. And those were contaminated with anthrax spores. And so people got sick, and

Lewis Hobba  1:31:08   Rudolph the anthrax reindeer

Dan Ilic  1:31:11   had a very white nose. I Antrax only I only remember anthrax because like in September, Levin posted timber living world like members of Congress with getting anthrax infected envelopes. So that's my only reference board like what is it? What is entering?

Hillary Bambrick  1:31:29   Yeah, and you don't need to like an envelope these days. You can just go like a reindeer on Saturday. So it's bacterial spores and they get released so they can lie dormant you know how you put stuff in your freezer. Mel's got a whole lot of meat sitting in hers obviously. So that preserves it and a similar thing happens with with bacteria and with with other pathogens as well. So you put them in the freezer, they don't you know don't often die they might just sort of lie there dormant for a while have a little bit of a nap. But you start warming the planet and they become zombie

Tom Ballard  1:32:06   when he get home tonight check your frozen reindeers.

Mel Buttle  1:32:10   Good takeaway message Tom.

Dan Ilic  1:32:13   What other diseases would be lying under the tundra in previously frozen places?

Mel Buttle  1:32:18   Yeah, well, there's some thought that you know, we managed to eradicate smallpox many decades ago, but um, you know, potentially it's not just reindeer corpses that might be rotting you've got human corpses that might be rotting as well. TerraForm everyone's gonna sleep really well tonight.

Dodo aids could be coming back

Tom Ballard  1:32:45   we've seen Bohemian Rhapsody It is so sad when he gets Dodo aids

Dan Ilic  1:32:49   What's gonna be really annoying is celebrity campaigns about dodo aids. Every minute of every day? It's so It's so strange. Like we like this. These are things that we know he is very strange. I've never heard of them before. All the time. But with when there's what about when there's a larger? Huge of weather events like big, big, more excessive weather events? What are this kind of strange health implications to that? Does that happen? 

Hillary Bambrick  1:33:30   Yeah. So you get the immediate impacts from that weather event. If it's a cyclone storm, bushfire floods, you know, people die, people get injured. That's usually you know, it's pretty tragic. But that's not the only thing that happens you also get these longer term impacts as well. They happen all the time now, you know, everyday event got to get used to it. So it's also the longer term impact. So if you've got flooding, for example, you've got contaminated water supplies, you've got breeding grounds for mosquitoes, so you'll get you know, more mosquito borne diseases like dengue, for example.

Dan Ilic  1:34:01   How prepared are we for this kind of stuff? Like how much demazin will I need?

Hillary Bambrick  1:34:09   So we know that our health systems aren't as prepared as they could be. We had a taste of that a few years ago in Melbourne when we had the thunderstorm asthma epidemic. So the health systems then got completely overwhelmed. Now we've known about thunderstorm, thunderstorm asthma for a number of years, but there's never been an event like that. And what what that happened then you had 2000 people required ambulance attendants. Which thunderstorm? 

Dan Ilic  1:34:33   Yes. So just Yeah, explain to people what happened in Melbourne. So there's a huge thunderstorm.

Hillary Bambrick  1:34:38   And it had happened after a particularly warm, warm spring and you know, there's lots of pollen in the air so when you get a thunderstorm, it breaks open little pollen granules and they get down further into your lungs. And so what happened in Melbourne was there's a lot of pollen in the air, big storm people died is the simple causal chain but you had

Dan Ilic  1:35:03   Are we excited about climate change yet.

Hillary Bambrick  1:35:05   8 and a half thousand people went to hospital and nine people died and and most many of those people had never experienced asthma before

Steph Tisdell  1:35:16   That's before dodo aids came.

Dan Ilic  1:35:20   So, you know, the weather in Australia has always been pretty extreme. I read a scientific paper the other day and I'll read a bit of it to you. It's from one day Michela, I love a sunburn country. Atlanta sweeping plains of ragged mountain ranges of droughts and flooding rains. You can't you can't refute that.

Mel Buttle  1:35:40   It's what she

Dan Ilic  1:35:41   she wrote that

Hillary Bambrick  1:35:43   Tony Abbott agreed to in 2013 with the bushfires in the Blue Mountains. He said, we've always had bushfires, and I said, Yeah, but not in October. And last year, Queensland in August so middle of winter 1000 bushfires burning now this is completely unprecedented. So yeah, the weather has always been a big factor. We're pretty proud of that. In this country. We like that our weather is like that. But those patterns are shifting. So it's now you know, fact in different times of the year, different ways and it's snowing Queensland this week, snowed in Queensland? Hopefully after tonight's entomology also be there you guys 

Saidie. I'm doing good work.

Tom Ballard  1:36:23   Sadie, I've been tested for dodo aids and I'm clean. Megative, right?

Hillary Bambrick  1:36:31   No anthrax on top. 

Dan Ilic  1:36:34   Hillary, can you leave us with any kind of hope for the future? Is there anything?

Mel Buttle  1:36:41   Hillary, can you make up some hope?

Dan Ilic  1:36:46   Can you tell this audience some lies?

Hillary Bambrick  1:36:51   Yeah, like some kind of hope. Um, you know, if we're talking about jobs from me, area, coal mine. And you know how certain that is. What we do know is that jobs from the Great Barrier Reef are much more certain. So there are so many more jobs with the Great Barrier Reef and so many more jobs in tourism has so many more jobs if we actually have a planet that is functional and that people are alive on. So

Dan Ilic  1:37:14   I don't know how that works.

Hillary Bambrick  1:37:18   We have choices about the kinds of jobs we want to create.

Tom Ballard  1:37:21   Although if climate change happens, and you're a doctor sounds like you don't get a whole lot of business.

Dan Ilic  1:37:27   You mentioned coal before this is a is a portrait that someone drew of themselves. Can you tell us the story behind this one?

Hillary Bambrick  1:37:34   Sure. So I used to live in the Illawarra. Down Wollongong way. Yeah, anyone from rolling down? Thanks, Mom. Yep. I lived about 100 metres from the train tracks. And those, those tracks would carry uncovered coal trucks every day. And that often sit up at the train station, and my house would get covered in coal dust as with everyone else's houses. So my daughter drew this picture using the coal dust that was covering our house. So it's a self portrait for those of you playing along at home.

Dan Ilic  1:38:06   And isn't it beautiful?

Hillary Bambrick  1:38:11   It's just it's just a bit of a wake up call. Because you know, this is it's a point about coal mining that actually just really want to get across that if we stopped if we actually stopped coal mining today, the air would be cleaner today. It's not like we're taking a gamble on whether whether or not it might actually make things better. You wouldn't get black lung disease. So there's, you know, 21 miners in Queensland who've been diagnosed with lung disease, that wouldn't have happened. You wouldn't have the 3000 people die each year in Australia from air pollution, you wouldn't have 42 million kilogrammes of coal dust cover the Hunter Valley,

Dan Ilic  1:38:43   like so much coal dust.

Hillary Bambrick  1:38:46   And then you also wouldn't get fires such as the one at Hazelwood mine. You know, a few years ago that that killed a number of people as well and will have long term implications. So it's not just climate change as being an issue with coal and coal mining. It's every single step from the mining the transport and the burning of coal that actually kills people. 

Steph Tisdell  1:39:03   Can I ask you a question? Like a serious questions like, why haven't why hasn't the rhetoric about Climate The climate crisis been changed? Surely, because people still oppose it or deny it? Why are we changing the way that we're talking about it to be like, cool, regardless of whether you believe in it or not?

Hillary Bambrick  1:39:23   it'll still kill you whether you believe it. 

Steph Tisdell  1:39:26   but but even just even beyond that, right? Like even if you just said, Hey, look, regardless of whether you reckon it's gonna, it's real or not. There is no harm in saving the world and making the world a better place. Do you know what I mean? Like it's such an odd

Hillary Bambrick  1:39:44   you'd save 4 million lives a year.

Steph Tisdell  1:39:46   I just don't understand. Sorry, I'm very really had a moment 

Mel Buttle  1:39:52   I'll give you my dad's phone number.

Steph Tisdell  1:39:56   Actually, sorry, can I go on a tangent and tell really weird story. 

Dan Ilic  1:39:59   Yeah please. 

Steph Tisdell  1:40:00   Okay, so my dad is like, the biggest weirdo in the world. Like just to give you an idea yesterday he sent me a text in the middle of the day that said, Do you reckon the Queen has ever been on official business with a total head poking it? Which is opposed that's about to come out. And I was like, Hello, dad.

Lewis Hobba  1:40:23   Happy birthday.

Steph Tisdell  1:40:25   But this is this is a true a true story and I'd like so he was a climate crisis denier and he always listens to the ABC and then he listened to one of his favourite people say it's real and he was like, oh fuck and then he went and

Tom Ballard  1:40:41   dry like you really think that fucking huge

Steph Tisdell  1:40:46   that's pretty much what he's like. This was his response to it and I suppose you're going to also have solutions but what do you think of his solution? He went to Bunnings and he bought two he made two giant sandwich boards this tall and painted the words on both sides global warming act now and put them out the front of my fucking drive. And then some some drunk kids on the weekend sorry this is just the ending to the story it's got like it's got nothing to do with the rest is ridiculous. Some drunk teenager started breaking his silence in the middle of the night and he woke up and he was gonna go below get off there. But then he just didn't have enough energy so you just streetlamp with the machete I should say he was nowhere near them just cast a shadow they fucking

Dan Ilic  1:41:52   next climate talks, we're going to send your dad

Hillary Bambrick  1:41:56   that's that is Mark Tissdell's action for climate change. But like seriously, do you think it's one of those things that like, is this something that we just go actually, you know what, fuck it Polit like politicians aren't listening. The government doesn't give a fuck. This is just make it totally way more individual level.

You've got to start somewhere. And I think I mean, obviously, we've got a absolute lack of national action when it comes to climate change. Despite the rhetoric that we keep hearing it there. Australia's climate emissions have been increasing by one or 2% for two years, you know, we

Dan Ilic  1:42:28   got to record levels

Mel Buttle  1:42:34   don't believe it when they tell you that, that we're on track to meet the Paris targets because, you know, for us they are so

Dan Ilic  1:42:42   this was my pet peeve with scomo. And when he ever talks, climate change, he's always talking about meeting the Kyoto targets, which was set in 19 Fucking 97 As if that's some sort of fucking achievement, and if there hasn't been 15 More fucking conferences since then. I'm okay, I'm okay.

Mel Buttle  1:43:07   To be frank, Australia's target of 26 28% below 2005 levels is not at all adequate 2005 levels of almost record levels anyway. So to be back to actually get adequate sort of reductions in greenhouse gas emissions, we need to be aiming for 45 to 65% by 2030, and zero net emissions by 2050. So that's the bottom line.

Dan Ilic  1:43:27   Alright. Everyone, please thing Hillary. This is a rational fear with more laughs than labour seats in Queensland. Ladies and gentlemen, Louis Hobba. 

Lewis Hobba  1:43:45   Hello. What a barrel laughs It's been okay, at the end of this at the end of my thing, I'm gonna ask you to do something. And I'm gonna get you to agree to it now. Because in between now and then you're not gonna like me. So can I? Can I get a gist? You all saying? Yes, Louis on 3123. Will you do this for me? 

Audience  1:44:05   Yes Lewis

Lewis Hobba  1:44:06   All right. Okay. I'm really glad that we are doing irrational fear here in this part of the country tonight. After the election we just had, I think it's important that we're here in Queensland, where it all went wrong. Despite all the predictions, not a single Liberal National politician lost their seat, and the seats near the mine had swings of up to 15% away from the party that wanted to address climate change. It was the climate change election. I just I don't know if you heard about that. Did you get them? Did you hear it was the climate change election? It certainly wasn't the government change election

to Queensland, you're just a human middle finger the rest of the time. You're out Florida, filled with crocodiles in an ironic Hawaiian shirt. It's hard to imagine a better display of how little you care about climate change than having climate week. Now, you know would be a great time to finally get stories about climate change out into the Brisbane press.

Dan Ilic  1:45:24   Let's do it the day after State of Origin fuck

Lewis Hobba  1:45:34   I'm gonna I'm gonna try really hard not to be angry at you. I'm gonna do my best. I'm gonna do my best. Because I understand why you didn't vote for climate action. You know, who among us hasn't decided that 1400 jobs in the coal mine are more important than the future of the human race. We've all been there. I get it. Jobs are important. You need jobs. Everyone needs jobs. We need jobs. If we didn't need jobs, we wouldn't be here in fucking Queensland. We don't need to come here from climate week. We already come from a place that knows that climate change is important. It's called 2019 You should visit

No I'm kidding Queensland's great beautiful one day

Dan Ilic  1:46:27   fuck you yes for the rest of eternity.

Lewis Hobba  1:46:32   Can I ask you Is it annoying? Thank you Daniel. He hugged me. Is it annoying to have a real smug like me from the south come up and tell you that you're fucked it for everyone? It is. It is. I know that because that's one of the reasons you fucked us in the first place. After the election. Queenslanders said they didn't like southerners like Bob Brown coming up and telling them how to live their lives right after the election when all the journalists are trying to figure out what the fuck happened here. One opinion piece summed it up perfectly for all of you people if there's one thing Queensland is don't like it said it's being told what to do. New South Wales now there's a state that likes being told what to do. re elected a government with a mandated bedtime

No, sir. Have you ever tried telling a Queensland rugby league player to stop having group sex Good luck. Now in Bob Browns defence, he was probably fine with the group sex it was the mind he wasn't into Queensland's pack. You just you don't like being told what to do. You're cool like that, aren't you? You're cool. Very cool. You don't like being told what to do. Even when it's right. You just you're cool, you know? Hi back. You're not Australia's packing Florida. You're Australia's moody teenager, Wang Qing into the sock of our future.

Tom Ballard  1:48:13   people hated you

Lewis Hobba  1:48:13   so much after the election that they demanded your entire state be annexed from the rest of the people wanted quicks it now, not me, I didn't want Brexit. It sounds like a laxative. And even though you did shit the bed, I still believe in you Queensland. I understand why you did what you did. You said with your votes, what really we've all been thinking people who care about the environment. Kind of a drag, a kind of a drag, you know, like, oh, you know? You know, they're just like, they're the people who had their homework in, you know, like, they were like, they visit their grandma.

Tom Ballard  1:49:02   And they enjoy it.

Lewis Hobba  1:49:05   And I know the people who say things like that nice sharp, be careful. Off Charlene.

Dan Ilic  1:49:10   I'll cut my finger off if I want to back off. I don't like being told what to do.

Lewis Hobba  1:49:18   They're annoying. You know, I find them annoying. What I'm saying and nagging at you. But close to the tipping point. Back off, let me take my call. Whoa. In your defence, Queensland, it's not just you that's burying their head in the carpet on this issue. Ignoring the impending climate crisis is the hottest trend around the world and I mean, hottest. Listen to all of the very cool places that do not want to reduce carbon emissions apart from you, Queensland, Russia, Kazakhstan, China, Saudi Arabia, and Iran. Anyone see a common thread between any of those countries I don't like being told what to do. They're very cool. They like you. They also don't like people, which is fun. But I also think it's an important thing to focus on because somewhere along the line climate change became unfortunately mixed up with the political parties that have a degree of empathy. People who want to fix climate change, they do gooders, aren't they, in the old days do good as men, churchgoers, but Catholics have done a lot of things and none of them good. So now when people think of namby pamby do gooders, they think of the people who care about the environment and no one wants to be you do good. They're the only thing. So here's my plan. I'm going to start a new kind of political party that will trick you Queensland into voting for climate change. A party that will not care about anyone of any kind, I promise you that it will be so selfish, my party will be more capitalist than the Liberals more racist than one nation. It will fuck more staff as than the national I will be a less likeable leader than Bill Shorten. And then you know how my racist bunch of fuckboys are going to outwit you? You bunch of moody teenagers slamming your door in the face of the climate catastrophe. We'll use the only method really available to deal with teens who don't like being told what to do. Reverse psychology. All organise everyone Queensland is hate Bob Brown, the New South Wales origin side daylight savings. And I'm gonna get all of them to tell you what to do. Don't vote for climate action. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't vote for the climate. Look at me. I'm a smuggler from the south. Look at my statement glasses. I'm telling you not to do it. But let's be honest, you're at climate week. Either you got lost on the way home from origin last night. And you're still pissed, or you're already a do Gooding namby pamby who cares about the future of our planet, you're a traitor to your state. The rest of Queensland heights here which means they don't want you telling them what to do either. So join me now in telling them what to do on three don't vote for the climate 123 And again, keep it going. At a time I can feel their rebellion to go fuck ourselves and then accidentally saving the planet. It's working. I'll see you back here next election Queensland. We

Dan Ilic  1:53:00   did it thank you, Louis. I actually went to South Bank earlier today and I met some Queenslanders who, who? Well, they have a message for you. You might be surprised you probably didn't meet these Queenslanders, but they're they've got a special message for

Voice Over  1:53:29   Australian's that aren't Queensland. We're sorry about the election. It's just that Clives billboards are yellow. Yellow is very eye catching like a banana and Queenslanders love bananas. We know that. In my word for the climate crisis. Just think of all the jobs it will create. The LNP Deserve liquidy both positions too. And we're sorry for backing bigoted climate deniers, like Malcolm Roberts, even though all the empirical evidence points to him being empirical dickhead. Just that if we admit the climate change is happening, it will be catastrophic for Queensland property. We need to sell our homes for as high a price as possible so we can afford to live someplace cooler like Canberra. Sorry, I didn't mean cool. I just meant someplace colder.So on behalf Queensland, sorry not sorry

Dan Ilic  1:54:17   To wrap up this special edition of climate week please. Big round of applause for Bridie and Wyatt.

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  1:54:31   What an education experience that was Lewis

Bridie Connell  1:54:34   we have written a song

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  1:54:38   Yeah. You guys were like hey do some doom and gloom. Oh fun.

Bridie Connell  1:54:43   refreshing to hear some of the words that you gave us to write a song about? Cole the reef, Pakistani, Afghani Banani climate refugees call again. Dengie fever, grandkids. That was from Tracey, and Bieber fever. Thank you for not the cherriest list but you know what we defy you we reckon in the year 2050 Even if the climate has all gone to hell, humankind will still have hope. 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  1:55:15   That's right

Bridie Connell  1:55:15   and we'll still have love so there

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  1:55:18   This is the love song set in the year 2050

Oh what a time everything will be great. One day I met a girl with a normal number of hands. She smiled at me and said her name was Liza.

Bridie Connell  1:55:39   one day I met a boy down by the lake you know the one the lake that used to be mount iser.

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  1:55:50   I asked her on a date and we went to a swim up movie. This girl's so great I just can't leave her.

Bridie Connell  1:55:59   I liked a man but not the film it was kind of weird about a climate refugee with dengue fever.

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  1:56:08   Refugee seven they jumped the shark oh, 

Bridie Connell  1:56:11   What's a shark? 

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  1:56:12   There all dead. I look at her and somethings blooming not just the algae in the water.

Bridie Connell  1:56:19   I looked at him and sparks of flying, by the way I am Tracy's granddaughter

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  1:56:26   Yeah, if I'm gonna be going extinct I want to go extinct with you. You and me were inextricably linked. I want to go extinct with you. 

Bridie Connell  1:56:38   I didn't mention my fellas name before it's important you see his name is Barny

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  1:56:47   I'm an Afghani 

Bridie Connell  1:56:52   He was a bit crude sometimes. Every holes a goal

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  1:56:57   you know what I'm talking about. Punani

Bridie Connell  1:57:12   If I'm gonna go extinct I wanna go extinct with you. If our lives are gonna be sucint I wanna go extinct with you. Years went by well one of them, our love it was so brief. We had our anniversary down by the normal Barrier Reef

Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd  1:57:34   But all our year were cut short. I'm no longer a believer. Because my Love came down to a bad case of Bieber fever

Bridie Connell  1:58:02   Baby baby baby oh. Baby baby baby oh. Yes

Dan Ilic  1:58:15   Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, please thank Mel Buttle, Steph Tissdel, Lewis Hobba, Professor Hilary Bambrick the staff here at Brisbane Bauhaus. The Queensland Government. The Brisbane Power House. My name's Dan Ilic this has been irrational. Until next time, there's always something to be scared of

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Dan Ilic  0:04   Good evening, Lewis.

Lewis Hobba  0:06   Hello Daniel. How are you?

Dan Ilic  0:07   You know what I'm I'm thoroughly exhausted.

Lewis Hobba  0:11   Yeah, I was about to say you sound sick.

Dan Ilic  0:14   I'm not sick. I've had two COVID tests today though, but they're both negative. I think it gets to the point where I get so busy, my voice becomes incredibly sexy.

Lewis Hobba  0:24   Getting into SBS up late territory, which is exciting for the show.

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Lewis Hobba  0:38   Yeah, it's a going around though the Mardi Gras really brought back the resurgence of Coronavirus. Certainly in my friendship group. 

Dan Ilic  0:47   Yeah, I was wondering about that because you went to Mardi Gras. Did you get a second dose of Coronavirus by-

Lewis Hobba  0:55   No, I didn't go to the actual SCG. But I was within you know, I was in the zone about a K away at a couple of parties. It was fun. It's nice to be out and about.

Dan Ilic  1:04   Yeah. There's an interesting story. I don't know if he saw this is incredible story about one of the 78'ers as being arrested by the police because she held up a sign saying fuck Putin or something. And the police came up to her and said, You can't hold up a sign. It's offensive. So who am I offending is like- This is a licenced venue. You can't hold up a sign because it's political and therefore offensive. And she got arrested. This is old 78'er It's incredible because the Mardi Gras is entirely a political event. The whole thing is a political event. Oh my god, 

Lewis Hobba  1:40   that is wild

Dan Ilic  1:41   Just you know, but that's a cop shouldn't be in the money, right? Oh, I should just get rid of them. They I think that's probably right. Yeah, they should probably probably have the Defence Force run the Mardi Gras then. You know this. So yeah,

Lewis Hobba  1:52   they're doing everything else. Why not pull them out of pull them out of the photo ops and Lismore pull them out of the, I guess old- aged care facilities where they are now. And yeah, get him in there.

Dan Ilic  2:03   Get them out of the medina apartments stopping people from escaping quarantine, get them down to the Mardi Gras. Let's kick off the show. Damon Gummo on the line and we're going to be talking to him in just a second. Before we get to him, we'll talk about our comedy festival show as well. So here we go. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on Gadigal land in the Eora nation. Sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the show. 

Voice Over  2:23   A Rational fear contains naughty words like Bre, Canberra bble, fair d*nkum and section 4. A rational fear recommendeds listening by immature audiences.

Dan Ilic  2:36   Tonight with one in 100 year floods becoming more frequent Scott Morrison renames them miracle floods. And Scott Morrison prepares for another miracle election win by visiting Lismore and attempting to walk on water. And we're all waiting for Scott Morrison to launch a new National Flood Coordination Committee to drain the Beetaloo Basin. It's the 11th of March 2022. This is a rational fear. I'm so tired.

Lewis Hobba  3:12   Honestly, I've never heard you sell those jokes with less verve in 10 years. That was it. That was rock bottom.

Dan Ilic  3:20   Well, I just wanted to point out those jokes quickly. Like it's so interesting. Like I wrote that Scomo National floods Coordination Committee joke at the end of February when the floods really took off throughout Queensland. And not seven days later, to the date I put that tweet out. They actually gave $7.5 million for fracking in the Northern Territory. It's like we're not gonna give out flood support, but we will pay for someone to drain the middle of it. So yeah.

Lewis Hobba  3:48   we're gonna get some of that moisture and just pump it into some seams. See what we can find.

Dan Ilic  3:53   It's been a moisture Amy Remeikis had a great tweet today, which made my heart swell 

Lewis Hobba  3:57   Great segue. 

Dan Ilic  3:58   Well, yeah. Moisture, Amy Remeikis. Well known, well known wet person, Amy Remeikis, she tweeted guess with so much of the East Coast underwater, the prime minister could declare anything to do with the floods as an on water matter and refuse to talk about it.

Lewis Hobba  4:14   That's great from Amy. Really good.

Dan Ilic  4:17   Hey, we've got an absolutely huge Comedy Festival Show. Coming up in about four weeks time, Louis. I assume you-

Lewis Hobba  4:25   Is it four weeks? 

Dan Ilic  4:26   Yeah, it's it's the 10th of April. It's literally-

Lewis Hobba  4:31   Far out

Dan Ilic  4:31   It's literally a month away. And I assume you've seen in the lineup. Have you seen the lineup, Lewis?

Lewis Hobba  4:36   I saw the lineup this week. I found out on Twitter like everybody else, which is how I do all of my a rational fear planning. Like, oh, Dan's tweeted out. Often sometimes, like, my girlfriend will be like, Hey, you're doing a show at the forum with Grace Tame. I'm like, No I'm not. Like no Dan just put it on Twitter. That's amazing.

Dan Ilic  4:56   Yeah, we have a huge lineup. The problem is Lewis, I booked I accidentally booked the biggest room at the Comedy Festival. That means I now need to intentionally book The biggest lineup at the Comedy Festival. And that includes you and I. Alice Fraser 

Lewis Hobba  5:11   Great 

Dan Ilic  5:12   From the bugle. Who is you know, friend of the show, Gabby Bolt from the chaser. And 

Lewis Hobba  5:18   Crushing it 

Dan Ilic  5:18   And Gabby Bolt is absolutely, have you been following me bolts escapades at the Adelaide fringe?

Lewis Hobba  5:23   I have. Yeah, she's absolutely nailing it to no one's surprise, but everyone saw it. 

Dan Ilic  5:27   Yeah, just absolutely nailing it. She won Best Comedy at the Adelaide fringe this week, which is amazing. She sold out her run after doing one show to like 12 people and now she's completely sold out. And her first show at comedy festival will be on stage with us at the a rational fear, which is amazing. Dane Simpson from you know, every other TV show that's going around at the moment. He's absolutely sensational. 

Lewis Hobba  5:49   He's the best. 

Dan Ilic  5:49   And Australian of the Year. Lewis Hobba. No, Australian of the Year, Grace Tame.

Lewis Hobba  5:55   Well, we could probably get Dylan Alcott if you want two Australians of the Year. 

Dan Ilic  5:59   That's a great idea. Does Dylan, does Dylan, Dylan live in Melbourne?

Lewis Hobba  6:04   He does. Yeah. Yeah. I could ask Dylan.

Dan Ilic  6:07   Maybe we can have two. We can have an Australian the year face off. That would be amazing. 

Lewis Hobba  6:11   Yeah

Dan Ilic  6:11   Also, and DJ Andy McClelland is gonna be holding the show together. Now that it is 

Lewis Hobba  6:15   Oh my goodness, Best Dressed Man in comedy. 

Yeah, pretty, pretty wild. So if you want to get your tickets, head to a rational fear, look at look at the lineup page and get your tickets there. Also, if you are a Patreon supporter, you get a 25% discount, then there's a limited available number of tickets for Patreon supporters so please, snap up those tickets as quickly as you can

Get in quick because the Hobba family are all buying theirs. So there's gonna be not much left by the time by all my Victorian family arrive

Dan Ilic  6:44   Did they even bother to come to last year's Comedy Festival? Or are they just showing up to see Grace Tame?

Lewis Hobba  6:51   They did actually come they came to our show last year as well, they'll very, they've always been very disappointed that as a Victorian we've never done a rational fear in Melbourne until last year. So- but I don't think they'll quite fill up the forum. But it does sell out quickly once my parents get on the, on board. 

Dan Ilic  7:08   Yeah, great. Well, I'm looking forward to seeing the entire Hobba clan take up one of the booths at the back of the forum.

Lewis Hobba  7:15   It's such a fancy venue. Have you been to the forum since it got redone? It's way too nice for us. 

Dan Ilic  7:20   Well, here's the thing in the words of words of-

Lewis Hobba  7:22   Are we gonne need to like wear suits?

Dan Ilic  7:24   Well, that's a great idea. That's a really good idea it's a classy venue. In the words of the Blues Brothers. It's a fucking barn. And we'll never fill it. Like it's got that edge. It's got that feeling about it. Because it's so huge. Which means we- I need we need you and I should ever think about this. What big thing we can do in the forum. I know it's only four weeks away, and there's a lot going on in the world. But we should think about what-

Lewis Hobba  7:45   This podcast is a workshop now. I don't have any ideas. Fucking let us know.

Dan Ilic  7:50   It is a workshop. And if you do have an idea, drop us a line and we'll include those ideas in the podcast. It's narrative building, which is wonderful. We've got an excellent guest tonight. Damon Gameau, who is a director, actor, activist, legend. He joins us right now. G'day Damon. 

Damon Gameau  8:08   Hi Dan! Hi Lewis! 

Dan Ilic  8:10   It is great to have you. It's excellent to have you. Thank you so much for joining us on on a rational fear. This is not like the standard format for a rational fear. I've decided to create a new format called a rational conversations. 

Damon Gameau  8:23   Okay

Dan Ilic  8:23   And that's the format that we roll out when I'm too lazy to book the original format. Yeah.

Lewis Hobba  8:29   Yeah, it's-  take that! We're coming for you Richard Fidler. It's conversations two: this time it's lazier.

Dan Ilic  8:36   Conversations quarter hour. That's what we're calling this.

Lewis Hobba  8:41   I just saw Richard Feiler in a lift this afternoon. He's gonna be very angry at me tomorrow that we're stealing his bit.

Dan Ilic  8:45   I'm sure I'm sure he will be. It's really exciting to have you Damon. For a long time. I followed your work with 2040. And of course, that sugar movie which you made it- now you've got a brand new kind of 17 minute hope for kind of a treaties on what Australia could be like. You know, you've got Aboriginal voices to Parliament, renters using solar panels, communities owning owning their own power, utes being used to make money to power the grid, transparency and democracy. My question to you Damon is when did you move from making documentaries about sugar to making science fiction films?

Damon Gameau  9:21   Basically, having two daughters really was the big wake up the first one, really, I'd always been sort of interested in ecological things and climate but didn't really understand it enough. And then once I had the daughter, the first daughter, it just suddenly raced to the top of the queue. And the more I sort of read about it and tried to engage with it, I just thought, oh, man, we need all storytellers or artists or musicians. Everyone needs to get hands on deck for this topic. And we need to change culture or try and shift it really, really quickly. So I looked at some of the psychology around that the neuroscience and just sort of spoke to enough people that said that, you know, if we keep banging people over the head with this stuff, it can be paralysing for a lot of people so we need to offer up different narratives at the same same time not to shy away from those urgent narratives, but to also offer up and give people a sense of what life might be like on the other side of this crisis and let them feel the benefits, see how it would impact their lives and their communities. And so I guess that's the path I've taken. And 2040, obviously, was that experiment. But we really saw how it did motivate people to get involved and bring to life some of the solutions that we showed in the film. So I guess this is a kind of another version of that, but closer to home, less global issues and more about our own country and what we could do in the next eight years by by 2030. And again, get people to feel all those benefits that would come from a transition.

Dan Ilic  10:36   Certainly, I think one of the one of the reasons why, you know, we're doing this kind of come in conversation theme show today is because the news, quite frankly is so grim right now, like it's a little too hard to kind of talk about I don't know about you, Lewis, I certainly feel like what we're going through right now in the east coast of Australia feels like 2020 bushfires all over again. And and you have a pretty strange connection to this kind of period right now as well.

Damon Gameau  11:04   Yeah, I live up there. I've live up I have lived up there for like, the last six years. And yeah, I mean, it's hard to describe, and everyone's sort of heard about it. But it was a bit of a warzone last week just to just to experience a region that runs out of petrol and there's no food on the supermarket shelves and you see roads collapsing and landslides and lose internet and phone connection at the time you actually need it more than ever. It was an extraordinary moment. But I'll tell you that even though we're focusing a lot on, on that dire scenario, just the you know, these stories are now merging about what the community did. I just think that's the silver lining here. That without any help. And without any telecommunications, the kind of coordination and networking efforts that kicked in, we're just really I think there's a lot of lot to learn from what happened in terms of a few people that had satellite connections then took and fed all the things that were needed, they set up hubs, people came to those hubs and said, right, what do you need, I'm here to help. They generated kind of helicopter rides, excess fuel, mattresses, food medicines, had people trekking into rescue people. I mean, it was just an extraordinary decentralised process, where egos were cast aside, if anyone tried to claim ownership that was shunned to the side. And anyone who just you know, it was just get on with it or go away. And just to see humans do that, and have strangers you know, scrubbing the mud off walls, or people I'd never met or cooking meals, or some of the kids just writing messages on the food containers saying, you know, stay well, I hope you well, you know, just remarkable stuff. So this is what we're capable of as human beings. And to be honest, we just deserve so much better because our leaders are the least amongst us. And we and we deserve to be treated as we are, which is good human beings. But unfortunately, our system rewards sociopaths. And they're the ones-

Dan Ilic  12:48   that is so true, our system supports sociopaths

Damon Gameau  12:53   And at the top and so then they get to set the rules of the game. So we are a group of largely altruists being governed by a small minority of sociopaths. And we've got to change that because if you look at ancient tribes and hunter gatherers, they ostracise that person from the tribe. They ridicule them, or banished them. In some cases, they killed them because then you destabilise the group, and we fucking reward them. And-

Dan Ilic  13:16   And the sociopaths started the system, they built the system so they can thrive.

Damon Gameau  13:21   Correct! And when are we going to wake up to that, you know, like, it's not just climate. You look across any, any organisation right now, this is just how we operate. If we could change that flawed architecture. We're not going to get anywhere

Dan Ilic  13:31   The corporate world is filled with psychopaths, like stabbing each other to get to the top. It's just-

Damon Gameau  13:36   It's one of the highest rates. Yeah, I think it's 30% in the corporate sector. So-

Dan Ilic  13:39   that's how Lewis Hobba got to the top of his industry just by-

Lewis Hobba  13:43   Well, yeah, I, I've looked at that I've, I look very worryingly at those Lists, Top 10 lists of sociopaths because it's always like politicians at the top, and then it's just like, comedians are in there. And then it's like, and then there's actually and then there's a special type for radio hosts. And then it goes into people who work in like, the sort of corporate world if I'm like, I feel like I'm ticking quite a few of those boxes.

Damon Gameau  14:07   You're gonna get banished Lewis, you're gonna ostracise-

Lewis Hobba  14:09   No way. I'm gonna become prime minister. I'll remember this conversation Damon.

Dan Ilic  14:12   Damon Gameau, you're on Lewis Hobba's shit list.

Lewis Hobba  14:19   From prison Damo. So where are you now, Damon?

Damon Gameau  14:24   I'm in downtown Bendigo. So we started to we opened in Sydney on Friday night and then we had an opening in Melbourne on Sunday night. And then we're now on a tour of the country 72 screenings in the lead up to the election and all around so anyone that does want to see the film, come along, check it out, and the great discussion with panel afterwards and some live performers and First Nation speakers and we'd really trying to get people out and about again and communicating and talking face to face and then explaining what regeneration is and what it could be in this country and get them a bit more optimistic.

Dan Ilic  14:55   I watched the film this evening it was a delightful kind of very hopeful exercise in really short circuiting your brain into thinking about what could be, and I think thinking about better futures is a whole part of bringing communities with with us on this journey. And I think it's such a really important tool to kind of to do that. I think it's a great little great little bit of content that hopefully folks will will really connect with them. 

Damon Gameau  15:26   Yeah, that was the point is that how can we, if we can't see it first, and how can we strive for it. And then so much in this climate story, we've told stories of sacrifice and depravity, all the things we have to give up. So people retreat to fear and they shut down and they disengage. And then this is all too hard. But to coax them and bring them along, we've got to show them the opportunities and get them to feel what it would be like to live in that community. And this is based on a- we did a four month listening campaign with a really wide diverse range of Australian's. 

Dan Ilic  15:54   Hang on, hang on. You go on a listening tour. You're going on a nationwide campaign. Are you gonna be running me running for Parliament Damon?

Damon Gameau  16:03   No thanks. I don't have the sociopathic thing like Lewis does.

Lewis Hobba  16:07   Yeah, just send me you notes, tell me what you want. Give me your wish list, I'll get it done.

Damon Gameau  16:11   It was just I guess that I didn't want it to be my vision. So we went and consulted and asked a whole group of Australians from indigenous groups, to tradies to farmers to teenagers and said, you know, what kind of country do you want in 2030. And so they're the ones that really shaped that narrative. And, and overwhelmingly, they talked about, you know, more thriving communities, a fixed regenerated democracy, amplified indigenous voices, you know, action on climate change all the things we talked about, they were saying in slightly different ways. So farmers were talking about greener hills or clean rivers that existed in Australia 30 years ago, whereas teenagers are saying climate action. So there were just points that we could agree on and find that commonality. And then really, we talked about, you know, let's not make this a feature, because people don't have that capacity anymore to sit down. And, and in this space,

Dan Ilic  16:55   It's got to be a TikTok video, it's gotta go on TikTok.

Damon Gameau  16:59   Unfortunately that's where we're at, you know, it's like, you know, after everything that's going on, no one's gonna sit down and watch an hour and a half of the reef dying, or the forest burning. We see it so much, that I think we've got to be very strategic with our storytelling in this moment. And, and again, be careful who our messengers are. And that's why you've seen in the film, you know, Kerry O'Brien, Sandra Sully, these people that we've grown up, and we're used to them delivering these messages that we trust, or how about they read these different news stories that hopefully we see in the next 10 years?

Dan Ilic  17:26   Yeah. And there's so many folks who you've kind of roped into this Tim Flannery Zali, Steggall, David Pokok. friend of the show, Patrick Abood, Georgie Tunny, yeah, loads, loads and loads and loads of folks, different voices from everywhere, 

Lewis Hobba  17:40   David, what the- part of the research that you're doing that was talking about community that feels like the more amorphus one that I don't, I'm curious to know what people meant when they were talking about that. 

Damon Gameau  17:52   So I guess a lot of the people we met in regional areas, were saying, you know, that we missed the Lions Club with a sports club where you could all go and get together and exchange face to face. And there was this huge, you know, community spirit, like I talked about in the Northern Rivers right now of people coming together and interacting and helping, and that happened after the fires. But as soon as COVID kicked in all that dissipated, and people went back into their homes, they went online, they started reading different narratives about what was going on. And it just destroyed and broke all that fabric of the community. So that's what they want back. It's like, we want to be able to walk down the street and know the person who the, butcher and know the guy who does the newspaper. And it's just that sense, they want back. And because of this system that's eroded that and stripped it and jobs have been taken out of those communities, we've got this chance if we are going to move to a low carbon economy, to bring and keep the profits in those communities. You know, this is where Helen Haynes and others are doing a great job where they're saying, Well, if you're going to build a solar farm in our community, how about we propose a bill that keeps 20% of the profits in our community. So all that money isn't just leaving this space, I think that's how we've got to think about this holistically. It's not about just getting to net zero as fast as we can, we've got to do it in a way that's equitable, that restores lands, and that keeps these communities thriving. So so we don't go down an American Road where these people were left behind, and they're voting for authoritarian nutjobs. Because they feel they feel neglected, you know, and we've got to do that in this country and make sure we listen to these people.

Dan Ilic  19:15   Totally 100%. And there's so many great little examples of where that stuff is already happening where community owned power is happening, like, you know, Hepburn Springs and other folks, other folk places like that. Yeah, we're, we're folks have- own their own batteries, own our own windmills, own their own grid systems. And they are in charge of their own destiny, and they are making bank like making money by selling that electricity to other cities next door, like-

Damon Gameau  19:43   There's a project and solar project down in Canada where they had, like 260,000 investors, so they did an equity crowd fund so that all the community could buy a bit of that energy like, that's the future. You know, that's because we don't want to get to net zero and have this enormous income inequality and a fractured society. That's just it's not theirs. point,

Dan Ilic  20:00   if you want to buy a bit of a rational fear's energy, just go to arationalfear.com join up to the Patreon cheap in $3 a month. You can be a shareholder of a rational fear.

Lewis Hobba  20:11   It's just like microbreweries for power.

Damon Gameau  20:15   Exactly. Decentralise it.

Lewis Hobba  20:17   Obviously, opinions and voices that you listen to that made the film were very positive. And you know, you had the vision that they had. Was there anyone out there going? You know what, at 2030? I just want to have some nutjob in charge. I don't want to have it. I don't have to make any decision. I just want the lizard people gotten rid of like, Was there anyone out there who were like, Whoa, we'll take that on board. 

Damon Gameau  20:39   There were a couple of loose cannons. And they were just talking about it was more that they'd given up. They were like, you know, I appreciate what you're trying to do. But we're fucked, you know, like, there's nothing we can do that sort of, and that's really dangerous, right? That nihilism where you do just retreat, and Netflix and mobiles. And while it's all too hard, and to be honest, that is a narrative that's been perpetuated by the fossil fuel industry through the since the 90s. Because they know if people don't think it's possible, they'll just disengaged and shut off and won't even care. So there was a bit of that. And it really was down to the disillusionment around our democracy and how much money is in the system. Now, no one really represents their values, which, again, is why I think we're just seeing this incredible resurgence of independence, because these are people that genuinely represent their their values. And we've got people like Helen or Cathy McGowan that are taking their constituents into Parliament House to teach them about democracy, rotate people and what, that's democracy. And so when people see that they go, Alright, I want some of that instead of this stiff, you know, posturing, spin Hardy nonsense, we've got the so long in this country, people are just fed up, you know, so I think this is an incredible moment really quite potentially historic moment in our country where we had Simon Holmes a court on our panel the other night in Melbourne, and even he's saying how surprised he is at the momentum they've gained, and that, you know, seven to nine of them have a legitimate shot, they're far ahead of the expectations where he thought they'd be so far out if we had three or four independence win. We would potentially wake up to a different country the next day and head off in a very different direction around climate. So you know, it is important, this is a big moment for our country.

Dan Ilic  22:10   Damon, can I just ask you something? You're just an actor? What do you know?

Damon Gameau  22:16   You're right, mate, I'm just an actor. I'm actually a dad who just is scared shitless. And so I went and spoke to a shit tonne of scientists over the last six years, and just tried to help the communication process because as you know, we love these scientists are so amazing. Sometimes they speak in a language that's just like, Hmm, we don't know what 1.5 degree means. We don't want to anthropogenic means we don't know what Net Zero even means. Most of us. So I think, you know, artists, musicians, songwriters going to help those scientists and, and try and disseminate some of that complexity and put it into language that might help people or move them emotionally. Yeah, I just want more filmmakers to do that. So that's my role. I don't pretend to be the expert in this stuff. But I just happen to speak regularly to some incredible people around the world that really, you know, fuel me up and keep me going. And I just want to help amplify their messages

Lewis Hobba  23:04   The vision that you have in the film, is there like, I guess I don't know is is that possible? Like, is it? Is it pure fantasy? Is it like, let's try it, let's aim for the stars and land on the cloud or whatever? Or a scientist going like, no, no, no, like, with the right will, this is actually achievable in this time.

Damon Gameau  23:24   100%. So we made sure that everything there is already happening or scalable. And it is, as Dan mentioned, there are solar gardens there, there's a you know, a Bi- Bi Directional charge that goes into a battery to to power your home. But that's already here that you can do that in a Nissan LEAF right now. In fact, that battery is about three or four times bigger than a power wall Tesla Powerwall that you'll get some people already charging up their car that the local charging station and then running that outside. Already, it's just scaling up all these things. 

Dan Ilic  23:53   I love those. I love that love going to Westfield a charge up my car to bring it home to run the house. Thank you Hoyts.

Lewis Hobba  24:02   Yeah, it's really changing the perception of like living in your van you're like, Well, I'm living in my in my car, but it's kind of just my Nissan lease which is also my house. Very confusing.

Damon Gameau  24:12   This is how transformation this could be we show in the film that for tradies, you know, you can go on plug in all your power tools run the generator off off the battery in your ute. I mean that's, that's on our doorstep, it's already happening in America and other countries. So absolutely. It had to feel plausible and real. Otherwise, it's what's the point but if it's too utopian and too far removed, then then it's impossible goal and people would switch off from it. So no, it's very tangible and practical,

Dan Ilic  24:36   Damon, I don't know if you know, this podcast is all about kind of communicating similar messages. We have had lots of great brains on the show. And in the last few years talking about this. In fact, the name a rational fear stems from the idea back in 2012, when we started the show that no one in the media was talking about climate change. And all they were talking about were irrational fears. So we wanted to talk about the rational fears So no feels like we know for 10 years this podcast has been, you know, part of that conversation. It feels like right now there is a huge momentum and you can feel it. You can you can feel it in the streets. I was at the pub today. And I saw two old blokes who were on the table next to me. And they were just talking about the floods that we're talking about the lack of funding for the floods, and then they launched into a complex analysis of Mike cannon Brooks's deal with AGL. And these guys are like, 7080 a couple of beers in going out. Yeah, they, you know, buy the whole thing. Shut it down. Start something brand new. That's not just like, oh my god, that is that was a moment for me today. I was like, this could be something extraordinary right now.

Damon Gameau  25:45   Yeah, it reminds me Paul Hawken, who I work with a lot he's he always says this is that the weather isn't going to the weather is going to be the thing that makes this the great the biggest moment in human history. Because each time we have a big event like this, you lose another chunk of deniers and more people come on side I think right? Okay. There was a big flood at least more than we had a fire now we've got another flood. All right. This is a bit unusual. That's another record flood. I've never seen that in Sydney running down the streets and manly. So you start to go okay, maybe this isn't we were we don't need to believe a paper or IPCC report, we can actually feel it in our shoes and see it running down the street. So yeah-

Dan Ilic  26:20   It speaks to resilience right now. Right? Like it speaks- like people are saying this in the like, you know, I'm in the position now where I'm looking at buying houses, like, houses. A house to live in. And so it's one of those things where I'm like, right, okay, where do we live? Where's climate resilient? Where do we buy? How do we when we buy how do we how do we make our house climate resilient to be, you know, safe against bush fires and floods and? And COVID?

Damon Gameau  26:46   Yeah, it's, it's Yeah. And again, I think that the people in Lismore than some of my friends is that they're not going to build their they rebuilt five years ago. And now they're thinking, Where the hell are we going to go? So we've got legitimate climate refugees in this country right. Now, you could argue that Mallacoota and those bushfires the same, but absolutely, Lismore. Like Norco, which is the big built company there, they're not going to stay there, they're going to go somewhere else. Why would you rebuild there because you know, what's coming. So, you know, that's the dilemma we have now here, because we've left it so late, we've got to also mitigate while we're implementing the solutions at the same time, so there's this huge infrastructure that has to happen to protect us from what's coming. But at the same time, we need to sort of flip all of our systems, but, you know, I think we can do it. I absolutely think we can do it because of that groundswell that's now there, and more and more people are on board.

Dan Ilic  27:33   And so may is going to be a real crunch time. And if it feels like the last chance, like May, the May election, honestly, for Australia is short and important election for Australia. But I feel like honestly, it is a very important election for the world. Because it'll determine how much giga tonnes of carbon get released from Australia and get put into the atmosphere all from the being burnt all around the world. That is our carbon. And it feels like this election in Australia is, is probably the one of the most important in the world. We'll also

Lewis Hobba  28:08   Because we're such we drag our feet so much in any sort of international conference that people end up like lowering the bar of expectation to meet our low bar. Yeah. So it's not just Australia, it does affect the world

Dan Ilic  28:19   Totally right. And Damon, I loved in your video, you had a line in there that I'm pretty fond of, which is we need to lead our leaders. And I think that is a really lovely, really lovely sentiment. And it's something that I've been thinking a lot, particularly since cop, you know about that, you know,

Damon Gameau  28:36   Well, this is how history has always worked. Historically, there's never been a government that sort of set off in a direction. It's always come from pressure. And that's, you know, whether that's the human rights movement, or the suffragettes or the abolitionist, whatever it is, they've always put the pressure and then finally, they've succumbed. I mean, my favourite story is this, the suffragettes, which, obviously, in the light of 19th century, were right on the cusp of something, and even the President Grover Cleveland, in 1905, who was the US president said, no sensible woman wants to vote. And then 10 years later, look, this has happened before and, and again, with the abolitionist, all those people that didn't want to change was saying, if we give up slaves, the other country will have an economic advantage, exactly what we're saying about fossil fuels. And then that shifted so quickly. So you know, we've just got to keep going. And we've just got to trust that the dam wall is going to break very soon. And you can feel it right now. The discussions in politics discussion, the corporate sector has never been higher in terms of what's going on. And, and I think a lot of these groups that I speak to, they want to change, they're just so enmeshed in the old system, and the structures and the policies that are protected that old system that they're really struggling to know how to get out of it and unravelled quickly. And so that's the dilemma for a lot of them, but they are having the conversations even, you know, top banks, all these kind of organisations, because they've got kids and they can see the floods, they know what's happening. Yeah, so I guess that gives me hope that it just we're not too far away from what could be a really dramatic change in the direction we head.

Dan Ilic  30:05   I saw Matt Canavan put out a an article this week saying that ESG accounting is going to bring evil upon the world. ESG is environmental, sustainable and governance accounting. And it's the way all these big institutions are moving, moving away from gross profit accounting and profits. They're they they're trying to think about ways to account for the good of a business aside from profit. And it's just so funny that Matt Canavan said, this new way is actually going to bring evil upon the world. When the evil right now that is facing the world is due to people like Matt Canavan and fossil fuels, you know?

Damon Gameau  30:42   Yeah, it's extraordinary, and just how interconnected like that was, what shocked me was just once it was really laid there, how much money was invested in Russian oil and gas and drum companies all around the world, and countries and even our own country, you know, some of our biggest super funds, you know, huge hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars, propping up this war machine. Let's be frank 40% of Russians, incomes comes from their coal and gas, oil and gas. So we have to be very honest about what our money is doing, and be very smart about and really think about what impact it's having if we're really going to believe in ESGs, where we're being exposed right now with climate and the war. Is that where is your money? And what's it actually contributing to?

Dan Ilic  31:20   Yeah, the big stat is that, you know, Australia is the third largest exporter of fossil fuels behind Saudi Arabia and Russia. But now that Russia isn't selling, does that make us a second baby? Yeah. Great, we're moving up the table of bad people.

Lewis Hobba  31:38   Yeah, well, I mean, obviously, noted, climate hero, Elon Musk this week was also tweeting. He's like, look guys. I don't want to say it, but we got to start getting more oil and gas out of the ground. Say, you own an electric car company. That's, that's your business? Yeah, it's not not on that one.

Dan Ilic  31:58   Hey, Damon, thank you very much. Before we go, you know, we were in conversation on October around the around COP 26. When the a rational fear joke keeper billboard campaign, funded by 2000 Australians went into high gear,

Damon Gameau  32:15   Is this how you're buying your houses? Is this how you're getting your houses, through do that campaign?

Dan Ilic  32:19   How much do you think $190,000 buys in billboards? You know, every- here's the thing, you know, Clive Palmer, spending $80 million in advertising. And they're like, every time somebody sees an ad, someone tags me and it's like, oh, Daniel, you need to buy a billboard here. And like, dude, the billboard money's gone like this. I've spent it all on billboards, it doesn't buy you very much.

Lewis Hobba  32:41   You could just buy six billboards Dan and shape them into a sort of long house.

Dan Ilic  32:46   I bought about 25 billboards or something like that, you know. So there's that. That's how much it gets. Yes. But billboards in Times Square are expensive people. It's very expensive. But one of the billboards we tried to get was actually animating our billboards on the side of the SEC armadillo in in Glasgow, but it didn't kind of come to fruition. Damo, tell us what happened there. Like, you know, I went on the project, I put my personal integrity on the line. Er;;, you know, people go on the project, they do that, too. It's a risk, it's a risk. But I put my personal integrity on the line, and Australian media told people that we would animate the billboard outside of the Convention Centre, what happened there,

Damon Gameau  33:27   I have to I have to publicly apologise to you. And I felt such waves of shame around that, because I was telling you the story that we were invited by COP too... So they basically said to us, you've got four hours to project whatever you like on the Friday night, primetime with all the delegates there, you can project whatever you like, on the building. And so that's when I reached out to you. And then we started sending their proposals and they said, saying, yeah, no, you can't do that. That's we'd modify it. And they'd say, no, no, you can't do that. And so we just got this watered down. And it really, to be honest, really exposed how inadequate copies and it makes sense, because we've had 26 of them and our emissions have raised, you know, almost 50%, since we've had them, but just their their lack of willingness to actually call out the truth. We even got to a point when we said, can we just list the top three emitters of fossil fuels and like, you know, Russia, Australia, and now you can't even do that. Can we even have this young Australian say I hope my leaders switch to more renewable energy and utilise all the sun now you can't do that. So, really demoralising process for us. So we ended up doing this really saccharin safe, you know, eco porn shots of last nature and whales. Like just like-

Dan Ilic  34:37   Beyond petroleum.

Damon Gameau  34:40   I was really sad actually. And we had some really, you know, heated debates of them saying Here we are, like, really? You've just had an IPCC report saying a code read for humanity. And we can't even you know, we're our hands are tied so I apologise mate because I really did think we had a great chance to do something exciting there. And we just got absolutely COP washed

Dan Ilic  35:01   Yeah, COP. Yeah. That's totally fine. Like, and when you said, Oh yeah, you can do whatever you want. I was like, No, he's not. No, he's wrong about that. He hasn't he hasn't done a lot of these UN things in the past as he, you know, is this his first rodeo, I don't know. I don't think so

Damon Gameau  35:19   Why, they said it. Those are the exact words. And they said, Yeah, please go, we want to be edgy. We want to be bold. So okay, here's some

Lewis Hobba  35:27   Classic client.

Dan Ilic  35:28   Damon, thank you so much for coming on and telling us about your region project. What's the name of the film, actually,

Damon Gameau  35:34   it's called Regenerating Australia. And we're touring the country right now. And I, what I didn't say, which is really exciting is that WWF put up $2 million as a fund, off the back of it. So any community that watches the film and sees something that resonates like a community battery, or an urban food project, they can apply for that money, and there's that money and there's subject matter experts to take them through the process, develop the idea. So really, again, this is this idea of taking the power back into our own hands and getting it done ourselves. So really, that's why we're encouraging people to come along and I must admit, even since the floods, just the, the screens have been a lot more full and really great questions. So it's a good night to have a discussion about where we're headed.

Lewis Hobba  36:13   What's next on you tour? What are the next couple of dates? 

Damon Gameau  36:16   Shepparton tomorrow. Then Yakkandana. And then through other parts of Banala, and then back through Melbourne, then into Sydney then regional New South Wales, Queensland, WA, Tassi,e South Australia. We're doing it all just try and get it done before the election.

Dan Ilic  36:30   Amazing. Well, good luck and I hope to catch a screening in Sydney that'll be there'll be absolutely awesome

Damon Gameau  36:39   Jump on a panel if you want to come and be part of the conversation

Dan Ilic  36:42   Mate I'm just a comedian I don't know what's, what's fucking going on

Damon Gameau  36:44   Cause you've got so much time

Dan Ilic  36:49   There was a, Peter Fitzsimons put out a tweet earlier this week saying which comedians are like Zelinsky that we can follow into battle I'm gonna put up Mark Humphreys and Dan Ilic and I was like yeah, Dan Ilic. I'm like no, no, don't I- I don't want to lead us into battle thanks very much. I'm doing really 

Damon Gameau  37:11   I'm buying a new house

Dan Ilic  37:11   Yeah, I'm really busy. Yeah, buying multiple houses and and I've got to get an asai bowl and yeah,

Lewis Hobba  37:17   I spent the last week trying to buy the last dehumidifier in Sydney so got no time to run for PM.

Dan Ilic  37:23   Oh, do you do you have mushrooms in your ceiling yet? Louis?

Lewis Hobba  37:27   I have my house is riddled with mould. Oh never experienced anything like it. Yeah. And obviously again goes without saying in the spectrum of people suffering this country. I am not in on the list. 

Dan Ilic  37:38   No. Yeah. 

Lewis Hobba  37:39   But yeah, never never experienced anything like this. It's um, yeah, and everyone knows everyone I've spoken to in Sydney. It's just my jeans have got mould my shoes have got mould. And he's just fucking covered in mould. It's like it's the weight. I'm like I feel like this is you know, in War of the Worlds when you like, the thing that brought them down in the end was not even the aliens. It was the particles, like, fuck, where the aliens? There's gonna be fucking black mould we're all gonna drop dead.

Dan Ilic  38:04   Lewis, that's it. The thing that brought us down is co2.

Lewis Hobba  38:07   Yeah, I know. It's like, Fuck, I was worried about the nuclear war. It should have been the fucking mould.

Dan Ilic  38:12   I did the briefing podcast about the news. Tom Tilly had me on a few weeks ago. And he grilled me as if I was a politician about climate change being an election issues like but Dan, do people really care about climate change? And like, Tom, yeah, they do. It's like, what's your proof? Like, he was like grilling me as if I was on to 2GB. And I was Gladys Berejiklian. Like it was it was. I know, Tom. I'm friendly with Tom. I would like to think we were friends. But the grilling was so bad. I walked away going What the fuck just happened there? Why did I get grilled so bad about climate change being an election issue? And it was of course, before these floods and before La Nina. Yeah. And it fucking is an election issue. I reckon it's the number one election issue around the country right now.

Lewis Hobba  38:58   Well, the other crazy thing is obviously Tom's a very dear friend of mine. But hey, we were Triple J for many years together. And every year hack would do a giant survey of the entire country of being like, what is the number one issue? And for young Australians every fucking year for like the last five years? It's been climate change. He's seen the research. He knows. He sees the same research. We get told that every year Oh my God. Oh, my

Dan Ilic  39:21   God. Damon, thank you so much. We'll put the links to folks where folks can go see Regenerate Australia in the show notes. So please go check that out. How can people support you otherwise 

Damon Gameau  39:30   Take some action on climate change. That'd be good. I've got a few social media accounts. And then we have a platform called the regenerators, which we're just about to launch, which is a big hub for Regenerative storytelling and actions linked to organisations that are doing things we've got a new sort of social platform where you can share ideas of people right around the world that are doing these kinds of solutions and learn from them. And so that all comes online in two weeks. So look out for that the regenerated, excellent

Dan Ilic  39:52   a new social media platform. Well, I can't wait to get on there and share some views about ivermectin. 

Damon Gameau  39:57   No, it's a social action platform.

Dan Ilic  39:58   Oh okay. Alright.

Damon Gameau  40:00   It's for people that actually do stuff, which I think we really need right now. Please yeah, jump on and start an ivermectin pod and a hydric- hydrochloric oxiquilin or whatever it's called.

Dan Ilic  40:11   That's it for a rational fear. Big thank you to all of our Patreon members. Thank you so much also to the Bertha Foundation, Jacob Round of Tepanyaki timeline. Rode mics we have comedy festival tickets on sale now please check out arationalfear.com for that information or comedy.com.au you for that information. And just reminding everyone once again, it's the biggest room in Melbourne, and we really need you to buy tickets.

Lewis Hobba  40:35   But genuinely it's gonna be amazing. Like, I was shocked like I was excited about about doing the show love going back to you know, the my birthplace to do comedy. Yeah, loving it. But then when I saw that lineup, I was like, Oh, this would be fucking great. Everyone should come to this. We had

Dan Ilic  40:51   sometimes a code on our on our comedy festival show last year, and that was awesome. This year. Right? Grace, Grace is actually going to do comedy. She's not an interview guest. She's actually going to do comedy. I think Grace time is one of the funniest people.

Lewis Hobba  41:03   I know. She's gonna be so much funnier thank us. It's gonna be fucking demoralising. It's gonna be like, obviously, it's gonna be a hobby for you, and you better at it than me.

Dan Ilic  41:18   It's really good. I'm excited and hopefully we can get Grace, Gabby and Alice to maybe collab something that will be fun. Also, I'm going to try and find one. There's like we got one spot left on stage. So I'm going to be hunting down one more big awesome name to join us on

Lewis Hobba  41:33   Dave Hughes ladies and gents.

Dan Ilic  41:37   I saw Dave Hughes down the road in Bondi Beach the other day and he's like, Dan, what are you doing? I'm just going for a swim. I'm like come on the podcast. He's like you've got my details, just tell me like, I think I'll lose some patreon supporters if you come on the podcast Dave.

Lewis Hobba  41:52   You'll fill out the Forum in 30 seconds.

Dan Ilic  41:55   Big thank you to everyone. Thank you so much for joining us for this great conversation. And Damon, good luck with the tour.

Damon Gameau  42:00   Thanks. All the best

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This is the 4th Episode of the monthly spin-off podcast from A Rational Fear:

Julia Zemiro Asks 'Who Cares?' 

Each month for the next 3 months on the A Rational Fear podcast feed, Julia interviews change makers, civic leaders, and people who organise their communities and claim their power to discover the secrets to making good things happen.

This month Julia chats with two artists who have built extraordinary communities around their craft, how both these artists have shown leadership and helped their respective communities thrive in times of crisis.

Jen Cloher (Ngāpuhi & Ngati Kahu) — is a highly respected recording and performing artist living on unceded Wurundjeri land in Naarm (Melbourne) Australia. Cloher is co-founder of Milk! Records (Courtney Barnett, Tiny Ruins, Hand Habits) andI Manage My Music, a masterclass series for self-managed artists to assist self-managed artists with the challenges of creating and releasing music in Australia.

“When an artist stands up on a stage, we invite everyone in that room to tap into what it is to be human, which is something politicians are not capable of doing because they're not connected. They've got their own agenda, they're not there to bring us together”

— Jen Cloher

also we hear from:

Astrid Jorgensen — Founding Director of Pub Choir™and its COVID adaptation, Couch Choir. She is also a co-creator of Australia's Biggest Singalong which aired on SBS TV in 2021.

“It's not about competing, there is no way to win. All we can do is work together. And the sum is always greater than the parts. If you have honest and optimistic leadership.” — Astrid Jorgensen

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Dan Ilic

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Julia Zemiro  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birther foundation. Hi, Julia Zemiro Here, I'm recording this podcast on the land of the Gandangara people. Sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the podcast,

Dan Ilic  0:15   a podcast about politics for people who hate politics. This is Julia Zemiro asks, Who cares?

Julia Zemiro  0:24   Well, hello everyone. 2022 Can you believe it? Welcome back to Julia Zemiro asks, Who cares? And you know what it turns out quite a lot of people do. Today I'm talking to two incredible artists who care create and want others to experience that creativity to the both musicians Jen Cloher and Astrid Jorgensen. The Creator and conductor of public choir, but first up, Jen Cloher Ngāpuhi & Ngati Kahu who their most recent self titled album debuted at number five on the ARIA Charts and received rave reviews. And they were crowned double Jays Australian artist of the year. Now on top of that, Jen is a co founder of The Independent Melbourne label milk records and created I managed my music, a masterclass series for self manage artists just to get them on top of what it means to run your own business in music. We talk acting schools, impressing your heroes, all the training and belief that goes into being an artist, longevity, and why more than ever, we need culture to turn to. It's so good to see

Jen Cloher  1:32   you. So good to see you. Like truly,

Julia Zemiro  1:36   I mean, one of the joys of Rockwell's has been to have these incredible musicians just just a hand spin away from me onstage, and you've given me some of the best moments in my performing life. chancla

Jen Cloher  1:49   Oh, that is so sweet. That really actually means a lot because I know you've seen many people come through the hallowed halls.

Julia Zemiro  1:57   And what people might not know is my thrill to when Jen was on the desk, answering questions. And just the newest stuff is that of course you do a little biog and you'd been an acting student, you'd gone through NIDA and I was fascinated that there was someone who had trained as an actor, and then had become a musician. And I just think it's an excellent thing. And I know you didn't have a fabulous time there. Not everyone has a fabulous time at acting school. I did I did have a good time at acting school. But I do think that there are things you can learn at those places that are about asking yourself questions about who you are and how you move through the world.

Jen Cloher  2:35   Oh, absolutely. I mean, I think if anything, what, what happens go did you go to or did you go to Whopper

Julia Zemiro  2:41   CCI? They say, hey, what I love is you've said Whopper because you've obviously assuming I sing well, I don't know VCA I mean audition for NIDA too. And, you know, I got through. I mean, in case people don't realize, you know, you audition and then you might get through to the afternoon where you'll do a your third piece because you've done your first two in the morning. And I'd got through the afternoon I was convinced I was in. I mean, the process isn't finished. And then you have to go back the next week. And I didn't get in. And they tried again the following year, didn't even get through the afternoon. But by then for audition for VCA. And I was so delighted by the audition process at VCA. I was so hooked. I thought on no now I really want this. And then when I got in I was pretty, pretty excited. And it turned out to be a good a good time a good. I think I figured I feel like I learned how to learn. They're

Jen Cloher  3:39   beautiful. Yeah, I think like it taught me a lot about the industry. Maybe more so than about who I am. I think some ways I think in some ways I wasn't ready for that school. And I didn't have enough understanding of who I was. And so it really threw me or it threw me. When I was at NIDA there was the head of acting was a man called Kevin Jackson KJ as we affectionately called him and he was actually incredibly well read and was like a kind of dramaturg style kind of actor and he just knew so much about playwriting and playwrights and was one of those people that was like, include the commas don't add words respect the text, you know, the writers intention love to check off you know, one of those guys and I, I sort of like at that I was only 19 I kind of wasn't I was very young but winter fire sort of parental FIDE some of the teaching staff there. And I kind of looked up to him as like this scary Dad and I wanted to impress him and their whole kind of thing there is sort of saying what you're good And then making you do the stuff you're not good at. So they kept throwing me into like, what gowns and making me have these romantic scenes with men and be all gushy and cry and, you know, like, just not my strength. And I felt kind of almost like I was in drag. That's how far away it felt from my experience. Like, like, I was like dressing up in dress to do this thing. Anyway, he gave me this scene, and it like, broke me. And I just got this massive resentment against him. And I remember sort of at the end of, I think it was the end of first year he said, you know, you won't you don't you won't even look at me in the eyes when you walk down the hallway. And I was like, and like, that's how much shame I was carrying around not being good enough for Kevin Jackson. Anyway. I think it was three years ago, four years ago. I'm performing at the Lansdowne hotel upstairs. They had this band room. I think they've closed now which is very sad. And it was with my band. Courtney on guitar bones on bass shallaki on drums, amazing band. We've just been touring all around the world. So we were like on fire. Yeah. And we went out and we just we had two nights the Lansdowne nice little room Pat great energy. Absolutely blazed, felt amazing. Came offstage. And then someone came to the door, I think one of the merch, cute merch crew. And they were like, ah, there's a there's a man here called Kevin, who wants to say hello. And I was like,

Julia Zemiro  6:42   I don't know, Kevin. I can.

Jen Cloher  6:44   Okay. Who the hell is Kevin? Anyway? This this elderly man, elderly, like early 70s. I would say now, yeah, comes to the door. And it's Kevin Jackson. Oh, my God, my acting teacher. And he'd come along with a couple of friends who like we're gonna go and see Janklow we've got an extra ticket. And he was like, yeah, absolutely. I'll come and see Jen cloth. And he was just like, lit up. He was like, That was incredible. I loved that performance, like, blown away. Right. But here's the great bit. The next I think it was like two days later, I saw this Google Alert come up in my mail, because I have a Google alert on my name, you know, like to know what's been written about me out there. 100%

Julia Zemiro  7:35   one that got sent.

Jen Cloher  7:37   And there was a he has this website where he reviews like Sydney Theatre Company that did it did. And they're amazing reviews. They're not like some weirdo that's just writing some, you know what I mean? Like, they're really great reviews, but they're not for, you know, for the media, Vine passion project that people read them, you know, people who know read them. And he'd reviewed my gig. Online, never reviewed any music show ever. I was like, wow, rectally theater, and he had reviewed my gig as though it were a theater piece. And he was talking about like, how I embodied things. Like my strength and bla bla bla bla bla, and how Courtney was riding with the guitar, you know, it was like, the most incredible review and he loved it. And it was so beautiful and healing for me, because if there was one thing that KJ said, that stuck with me, from 25 years ago, whenever I was there, he was like, you know, your whole role as an artist is to create a body of work. That is what you will be remembered for a body of work. And it occurred to me after reading this review that he had finally come to see me as an artist that went on to create a body of work. You know, I was presenting my fourth album at that time, and I had stayed consistently with my practice. And it was just like the most beautiful kind of full circle experience to have. And and of course you have it when I would no longer care less what Kevin Jackson would think. Yeah, but to have that kind of reflected back. I think he's there just those milestones in your life as a performer.

Julia Zemiro  9:26   That's made me a little bit teary, because I think too, you know, we're talking about what our significance is in society as people who make and when I say the word art, don't run away, don't switch off. Art is lots of things. It's music, it's theater, it's it's cheap theater down the road, in a pub. It's expensive theater that a lot of people can't afford and they could possibly make that cheaper. It's opera, it's dance, it's DJing it's every it's everything that is mapable that you make to watch performance. So when we say they aren't. But when people say you love what you do you your privilege to go and do it, you go well, it can also be a calling. And if you aren't good at it and you love what you do well, why wouldn't you stay with this thing that is bringing you real life experience and making you kind of turned on. So I can turn you on and do something for you to forget your day, or to give you something else to think about or to discover something about yourself. I feel like post COVID What's going to happen next, we didn't get in general, this didn't get job caper? What are we going to do next? Like how do we I'm, I'm now what's the point of making anything if people don't value it, and I mean, from a government level to a crowd level,

Jen Cloher  10:45   you know, something that I observed throughout COVID, you know, in my industry, which is the music industry, you know, there's younger artists in my sphere, some of whom I've mentored, or worked with, either from a business angle, or from helping produce their music or whatever, whatever they kind of come to me to assist with. And I produced an album with Alice Skye, an amazing songwriter, we're Gaya, Wemba, Wemba woman from Horsham in Victoria. And also there's another great band called cable ties punk band, and also had chikoo, which is Annika ostendorf, which is a ban on milk records. And they're all kind of around a similar age. On that sort of second, you know, about to launch their second album had like, lined up labels overseas booking agents overseas, going to South by Southwest, you know, it was an it takes many, many, many years to get to that place where you are ready to launch your music into the world. And they're all, you know, like world class artists. And then I just saw everything just collapse and keep collapsing. I remember when we thought COVID was going to go like, we're like, oh, we should probably be back up during by like July, August, when we thought it was going to go for three months. Yeah. And that was a long time. Yeah, I know. I know. So that was kind of, you know, in that last day

Julia Zemiro  12:23   window there haven't like, that's not this incredible window, they've lost

Jen Cloher  12:26   this opportunity. And all of the money and the support and the time and the planning that goes into that moment. And to build that back up again, is the thing that I think I have concerns about is that you kind of lose these young artists, energetically and financially, because of what they've had to go through. In the mental, you know, like, it was a really, really, really hard time. And I think, you know, most people probably wouldn't know about it, because, you know, they don't have mates that are touring around in bands for the main part, right?

Julia Zemiro  13:08   Yeah. When you know, that whole sections of people, certainly in the arts industry, who have had to give it up and get another job completely, two years. I mean, you just can't get by. And even with all the pleading that we did, because that's what we have to always do is plead. When we you know, appeal to the government and said, you know, the flick of a pen, you genuinely could just change this, you could just go, oh, my gosh, artists or whatever, yes. All right, you get it to that didn't happen either. And you have

Jen Cloher  13:38   theories as to why oh, great, please begets Well, that's, it's no mistake. That is that is a planned. That is that is you know, you make decisions about who you're going to fund and who you're not going to fund then, as you said, there's a flick of the pen. And I think that, you know, artists are the enemy. Because we think we speak truth to power. And to have to give those people a voice is threatening. And you might be like, Oh, get off it, like as if, but no, I really believe that. We have an immense power we have an we have immense reach. We have audiences, we're influences, you know, wherever that is these days, politics and politicians, particularly the current government cannot totally scared of us. It is not an industry they want to fund. You know, you think of like, anthems like you're the Indies trading, you know, or Ruby hunters down city streets or cold chisels flame trees, or in excess Niger tonight, or what's that great in excess one that's like didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't didn't. Like who hasn't dropped down, I know that and cried in their lounge room at some point in my life, like, we shaped culture, we shaped culture through emotional connection. And that's what they're scared of. Because when an artist stands up on a stage, we invite everyone in that room to tap into what it is to be human, which is something politicians are not capable of doing because they're not connected. They've got their own agenda, they're not there to bring us together. I think that the mystery and appreciation of culture is led by our our cultural leaders, and and our politicians. And, you know, you were speaking before about how artists are viewed in France, and you often hear Australian artists coming home and saying, oh, you know, touring through Europe was amazing, we get to the venue, there'd be home cooked food for soundcheck, you'd play a show, you'd have a meal, like it was an endless stream of good alcohol, but no one got really smashed. And, you know, we were really taken care of. And I think that, that that's embedded in culture, because of the way that culture is viewed. And I think the thing that we need to remember is, and I think this is really, these are big conversations, but you know, it needs to come from our leaders, because we have, you know, it's a colonized nation state. We colonized here, 234 years ago, there was an already existing culture, that we basically built structures that they could not could not access. And, you know, all of the things that went around land stealing, you know, murder, let's just call it what it was. Yeah, it was really happening. Yes. And the issue that I think we have, that's very different to France, where you have Molly air, and the French impressionists, and centuries of culture embedded into the very fabric of existence, that's what culture is, we shouldn't call it art, its culture. Yeah. Because we have come from so many different places all around this world. And some of us have come with culture, that many of us have forgotten what that culture was, we've had to assimilate. You know, like, a lot of migrants were encouraged to assimilate whatever that means. We've given up identities to become white. There's many things that have happened. And what we find ourselves in is easy, you know, this so called multicultural country, but actually, a lot of people don't know, their culture, or where they've come from. And so the actual kind of colonized version of culture here is 200 years old, and it doesn't, whatever was it, you know, it's not like, we know, you know, like, as, as British people back, you know, back in the empire know, Shakespeare and the Bard, and, you know, there's this Wordsworth and you know, there's a sense of who we are as a people, and we have marmalade and

Australians, as a people. But when you kind of break it down, it's like, is it a barbecue? What, what, how are we? You know, and I think until we actually ask those questions, and kind of like, maybe realize that we don't quite know who we are culturally. We sort of don't value it. But this is the beautiful thing is, I really believe each and every person has the ability, unless they were adopted, and they don't know who their birth parents are. And my heart is heavy for those people. Has not just the ability but the privilege to find out who they are and where they came from. And here's the other really interesting thing. Do you know what, guess a couple of languages in the world that are teetering on the edge of extinction?

Julia Zemiro  19:41   Well, most of indigenous languages I would assume,

Jen Cloher  19:45   is bang on do you know which ones they are? No, Celtic, and Gaelic, what? And I would say jority of white Australians in this in this country. hail from either Celtic or Gaelic roots in some capacity. And I just sort of think like, you actually have the opportunity to go and connect with a language that your ancestors once spoke, and find out through ancestry.com, email that relative in I don't know, some remote part of Ireland, like, go and do some work to find out who you are and where you came from and know something about your culture, and how you came to be here. And if you were settlers, and if you were colonizers, and there's a dark past, that's okay. No, you didn't make it happen. But you are responsible for the future, you get to determine that future. And I really, really wholeheartedly believe that everyone has the opportunity to reclaim who they are. Because I don't actually believe first of all that Australia exists. It's an it's a concept, because there was already a country here, much like Europe, you know, full of different nations, I don't think French and Italian people see themselves as the same people, and neither did the 500 Plus language groups that we hear on this country. Absolutely. But I think that the issue that we have is that we've tried to make up a culture that never existed. And that's not to say that there isn't a making and weaving of that culture. But unless we know where we came from, and who our people were, how can we create anything that we feel connected to. And the reason I've been learning today on Maori and, you know, involving myself and taking part in cultural practice, which is available to me here in Nam In Melbourne, is because the more that I know who I am, and how I am connected, and the line of amazing people that I have come through in their connection to land, the more I care, more I care about you, the more I care about the river down the end of the street, the Mary Mary Mary Creek, the more I care about community, you know, it stops just being about me, my great, great grandmother, Martha to pay would have only have spoken to real Maori, and she was born in 1860. My great, my great grandmother, who Dr. topwater, who was born in 1890, would have spoken today Omar Maori at home and English out in the world. And my mother, Dorothy earch, klore, who was born in 1930, only spoke English. So that's how quickly how fast those things move just in you know, indigenous people living you know, in a colonized nation. But you think about you come from another country, you land here and I can identify with that I'm like, I kind of woke up one day Julia and went, I don't know who I am. I was sitting making a record with an indigenous woman, Alice sky, who owned it. And it occurred to me, I was like, come through a whole lot of Indigenous women. And I've never, I've never felt I just didn't feel like I, I thought I had to earn it or something like I didn't have any right to claim my bloodline. And I had sort of a lot of shame around not knowing the language or not knowing the culture. But to end my little rant. This is the I think the greatest and deepest healing is not to go and learn all about Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people. That's great. Absolutely respect their culture, take an interest. Go and find out who you are. That's where that's where the connection begins. Because until we know who we are, never know anyone else in the way that they need to be known and

Julia Zemiro  24:05   seen. But you're someone who's always been very inquisitive. That's why I like talking to you. You're someone who really is curious. And another thing you are curious about as you are with this now is one point you asked yourself as an independent musician, how in the world are other people doing this? How are they getting by? And this ties into this idea to have you know, his artistry is music is theater important in a society because you know what, it's not an easy life to start off with. Even if you've been to a drama school, there's no guarantee you'll get work when you get out. And we've musicians sort of finding their way you observed your own practice and you're thinking, this is hard. Is it hard for anybody else? And you started a management course if you like, and I love that it's called I'm manage my music. There's no, there's no, you won't get it. There's no confusion around it. It's I manage my music In a nutshell, uh, you know, how did that come about, and I and just briefly tell us, you know, I love how you approach it to how the first day is a little bit tough.

Jen Cloher  25:10   I started those workshops because I was struggling, I was in debt, I had just released my second album, it hadn't had the same fanfare as my first album in that hadn't had a whole lot of airplay on Triple J. And I had just assumed a bunch of things that like, oh, sweet, you know, I'll just go here, and there'll be people better and, you know, not the case, you know, like that national broadcaster, had a huge effect as far as bringing people into rooms on my first album. And then when they didn't get behind the second album in the same way, what I quickly discovered was, you know, rooms were half full. I don't wasn't because my band was any worse, or that the music wasn't any good. I think it was really just a wake up call. That, you know, unless you have certain people or things, you know, in your court, it's really hard work. And so, you know, I often share that, like, oh, that year, I'd made $100,000 in my music. And I'd spent 110. And you know, that wasn't living extravagantly. Like when you think about touring around Australia was five people in a band, you're paying them, you're paying all of the engineers, you're paying flights, accommodation, higher cars, wages, you paying for publicity radio, in every state, you know, like that money, and we weren't staying in like five star hotels, I like bunk rooms in a backpack, because

Julia Zemiro  26:44   I can testify, I can testify, this lady's not a liar.

Jen Cloher  26:49   This is the truth ran. And so I realized that unless I started to look at it as a business and find out what other people were doing, I was going to not be able to do it anymore. And so really, I managed my music was inviting other artists to come in and share about their experience, how have you done it. And this is a really sort of interesting, but also very sad thing is that many of them were in debt. And if they weren't, if they weren't in debt, their managers were, which is the same thing. Because at the end of the day, as you know, we live in this massive continent. You know, that's quite expensive, long distances to travel with a relatively small population, when you think about the landmass. So we're not even as big as the greater population of Tokyo. That's the whole of Australia. I think, like, many, many years of experience helped me to distill what I think are really important, very basic, but important things. The first thing that I always say is like, get a separate bank account. Oh, now I know that sounds insane to some people. But I just had one bank account, and everything came in and everything went out of it. I wasn't, there was no business separation. So how can you have a business if you don't actually know what it's earning? What it's what it's, you know, what the expenditures are? If you're not, there's no contingency plan or savings on knowing those outgoings that are going to happen every month, or whatever it is. So that's the first thing that I did was I opened a separate bank account, which was Jen Clow music, and this was like, I don't know, 12 years ago. And then the next thing was, don't go into debt. What crazy, crazy said than done. Yeah. So cut my credit card, except for those ones that you can have that are like debit credit card, so you can't spend the bank's money. Cut it up. Oh, yeah. And because I now have this bank account, that was Janklow music, if I wanted to go and make a record and only had $3,000. And I wanted to spend six, I had to go out and find that money. And I couldn't borrow it from my partner or my friends or my family. And the beautiful thing is that it frayed those relationships up Oh, yeah, because I wasn't scheming and manipulating and trying to work out how I could milk my parents for like 2000 like tragic. That's the kind of stuff we come to when we're desperate. So it freed those relationships up. And the other thing that I think is really, really, really important that I think a lot of people don't realize is that the most important people in your career as an artist are other artists, and not managers. They're not booking agents, that actually other artists and the reason why is that that is the community that you will look to during the really tough times like COVID You know, like, those are the people that you can call up and commiserate with you can collaborate with that. lend you things because they know that it's tough that will help you out that will go on the road with you. They're actually the most important people in your life. And I think if you can get community and be involved with the community, and not debt, foundational things that I think then help you to go out and actually have a crack at it, and just be where you are, it's also

Julia Zemiro  30:23   being you know, I think sometimes artists want to be artists and not worry about the nuts and bolts of the things that put you together. But I just think you can get a bit interested in kind of excited about those bits to like I, I had a $7,000 debt because of acting school. And the third and one of the first things I got out of the blue in my first year out was a commercial for sure natural, ultra thin Maxi shields, pads. And it was a very fun ad actually was directed by a woman on film, it was quite an exciting couple of days, I won't lie. And it was a good little script. And it had a bit of a laugh at itself. But I made $10,000. And I was spending and in our own mind, I hadn't spent Jen, I was going away. And I had this accountant who said you really should pay off that hexed it. And like, really? Now my parents were telling me this, this was the guy who was doing our tax. And he said I couldn't My best advice to you would be if you could not miss it. And you'll still have $3,000 to do something with. And it was the best advice ever. Because right from the beginning as a struggling actor straight out of school. That debt was wiped.

Jen Cloher  31:43   Yeah, look, I think. Yeah, I mean, in the 10 years that I've been running, I manage my music and I actually wrapped the last one we did was in November last year, and it was for no shortage of people coming through the doors still. You know, like it was packed. And and great speakers,

Julia Zemiro  32:01   did you get different people to come in and talk to them? And yeah,

Jen Cloher  32:05   I mean, I, the series that I did during COVID was just online master classes, looking at one aspect of releasing music. And yeah, people people came in thick and fast. They were up for it.

Julia Zemiro  32:19   Does it that shows in energy, though, doesn't it that shows like people are hopeful and that people is that makes me feel good that there are people who aren't going, I'm not gonna let this beat me. I'm going to keep going and get out there and get some information because you know, what's next? Who knows? I mean, look, you know, it was particularly it affected your, your your work and my work because I still tour with Rockwell's. And we had two national tours that were canceled two years running. Because that is just run by Renegade and the people who originally made the show, there's no other money that helps out and there's just no way they could have covered anything like a border closure and having to accommodate a whole bunch of people. I do feel slightly let down that there weren't more voices clamoring and saying, let's change this because I still think people think that making art, again, don't run away, come back, come back. I don't just mean things on the wall. I mean, anything that you enjoy, you know that it comes easily that it's quick, but it's painless. All of that there's still a kind of a disconnect about that. And look, I'll bore anybody that asks how we make the different shows I do just to clarify the just the the misinformation they have about it. Yeah, look, I

Jen Cloher  33:37   think it's, you know, look, I if you said to me, what does the chemical engineer do? Honestly, I wouldn't have the foggiest. So it's no surprise that people don't really understand the nuts and bolts of our industry and really part of it. I guess part of the craft is to make it look easy, isn't it? So? If it looks and feels easy, you're doing something right.

Julia Zemiro  34:09   What's next for you then Jen like you are, you know, you co founder milk records as a way to will take back control really, and have your own label and it's been such a success. It's so extraordinary. I managed my music. Four albums, a fifth with the beautiful the stringer and Mayor Dyson, amen. I mean, you're just incredible Trejo what's next what's making you excited about the future because I must say I'm a fairly half glass full person. And I was okay for most of COVID in many ways. I'm very lucky I had a home and a partner and and I didn't, everyone was all right around me. But just in the last couple of months, I had a bit of a deep dive, just thinking I don't know if anyone's really listening to anything I think people have tuned out as to what's important and what's going on. And just recently got optimistic again, possibly because I've been back at work and I'm hanging with people who want to make things and are experts at what they do and experts, camera people and sound women and, and directors, and we're back in our good zone making good stuff for people. So what's getting you hopefully a bit excited about what's next? whatever's next?

Jen Cloher  35:29   Yeah, well, I mean, you know, similarly, I felt very, I think a lot of us really felt our good fortune and our privilege through COVID. In that, like yourself, you know, I had a really, I had secure housing, I had financial assistance, because I'd set up my business in a way that made job keeper accessible. And I was in a writing phase. So when I write I generally stay home and, and work. So I was writing and demoing and then through between lockdowns would go and record. So I've recorded my fifth album, and we're currently mixing it. And I'm so excited, like, I feel really creatively, probably the most sort of open and free and excited about making music and performing. I feel like I've really fallen in love with it in a new way. I like it, I think it's because of that thing that I was saying, like taking the time to understand more about who I am. And where I come from, means that the way that I locate and situate myself in my music is much more meaningful. There's a connection there that I've never felt before. And it feels very powerful and embodied. And he like I think there's a real healing in the music as well because of my own journey of reconnection and what what I have to offer through through that. So I've got all of these projects around the album at the moment, some of its making work back home in Aotearoa, hopefully in June, if Omicron doesn't hobble us, connecting with other Maori who are making work, and just generally artists in general film projects, maybe a cheeky little podcast.

Julia Zemiro  37:32   Ah, I mean, I'll be listening. I'll be listening. Oh,

Jen Cloher  37:37   I love a yawn. I love the rose. So here we are. But I feel really reinvigorated and excited about creating work. And I just feel so fortunate, you know, that I that I never stopped even when it's been tough. It's never been easy. You know, like, I've always had to be there pushing it along. And no one's ever kind of stepped in and gone. Oh, here go, Jen. You know, like, we're gonna do it all for you to take a chill pill. Does anyone even say chill pill anymore?

Julia Zemiro  38:11   Do just, I guess to go. Also, I guess for artists too, out there. You know, it's sort of remembering that I do remember. One great thing about VCA about acting school was at the end of the three years, they said don't wait for people to call you for work. And it was very much a school about making your own work. They had had an actual course about it. So but even as US actors, only actors in inverted commas. The idea was, you know, no one's gonna offer you work. So you'll have to go and make it yourself. And what I love is and can we finish on this final story, which is, you'd been sitting there watching some lovely musicians do a version of The Beatles, a Beatle show? And you thought I Yeah, and you thought there must be there must be another an album or some extraordinary female performer that we could do. Tell us about? Coming up with the idea and executing it.

Jen Cloher  39:09   Yes. Well, look, that was a beautiful moment in my life. Yes, having just watched another one of those kind of Beatles cover shows doing the White album that was to do the White Album. I was like, This is so boring. And it's packed full of people paying good coin to watch this really boring. Presentation. Just got to be honest, it was middle of the road. And and I was like, Yeah, God damn, I want to you know, like, what's a classic album by a woman like we need to like bring something to the stage that just isn't the same old Rolling Stones, Beatles, whatever it is loving but whatever. And actually do I love them? I actually don't love them that much.

Julia Zemiro  39:56   But you know, it's like it's like going to the theatre companies again and going Are we really going to do Shakespeare again like fine, but I mean, could we just do something not Shakespeare? It's this it's the classics as it were. And they classic because they're classic. I go, well, sometimes it's interesting to appreciate classics in opposition to something else, or alongside something else, or, you know, or maybe something else.

Jen Cloher  40:21   I just just as a side note, like a lot of people like, oh, have you seen that Beatles documentary that goes for eight hours on Disney, like, you got to watch it. It's amazing. Lauren. I was like, okay, so I went in, I was like, oh, it's amazing of must watch it. And I had many recommendations. I think I got through an hour of it. And it's not because I have some like, you know, problem with the Beatles. I'm not like some jaded old person that hates the Beatles. Like I'm up for a good show. But I was like, literally just walk in. Like these four young dudes who were like the richest people in the world at that point in time, who'd no longer toured because they didn't need to smoking cigars, and having cocktails delivered to them while they just wrote songs. I'm like, I write songs all the time. I don't need to see other people do it and be waited on hand and foot while they do.

Julia Zemiro  41:14   And yet there's a fascination for it. So I go, Well, you're all fascinated by the creative process. You're all fascinated about how it happens. But those eyes were loaded and didn't have to be worried. Could you maybe be fascinated about others who are justice, who are struggling and are just as want to get that talent going? And unless they write it and can perform it, and you can see it, and you can have the relationship? You know, there's there's an audience for everyone, and we just need to find them. Anyway.

Jen Cloher  41:44   Back to it, Julia. I know the mission you're on and I'm fully I hear you're okay for it. Thank you. So anyway, beetles aside, I came home that night, and I was like, I know. Patti Smith's horses. And then I looked on Google, I Googled it, and I was like, No way next year, it turns 40 years. 20 year commemoration of Patti Smith's the horses. I then assembled adelaider myself, Courtney Barnett, Gareth Lee, the art of the drones and tropical storm and, and a great band. And we we put on a couple of shows at the Melbourne Town Hall, which has that massive organ. And I think we did a matinee and evening show for Melbourne Festival, and they both sold out. So it's like 4000 people came through that afternoon to watch Patti Smith's horses. But the cutest thing was I got to meet Patti, when she was out playing her shows here for horses. And it was maybe like a year later in 2017, I think because we did 2016. And her her tour manager kind of got myself Courtney walked down, like all through the little holes behind the Art Center. And kind of on the wires like oh my god, I'm about to make Holly Smith. Like, that's really something you know, like, I feel a bit nervous. I thought we're just going to be like in your backstage Green Room. Everyone having a few drinks. Hey, Patti, here's Jen and Courtney Oh, Hi, how you going love your work. And then you go on. You know, but we come to this stage door opens the door to this wardrobe room or whatever. What do you call it changer. And Patty's just, they're just sitting there cause she's just formed horses on her own. Like we did it with like six performance. And we just had an audience with Patti Smith for like, 40 minutes or something just myself, Courtney and Patti. And you know, like, what do you say? I was just like, Oh, thanks so much for riding horses. But then she was like, oh, yeah, that was great. You know, some friends sent me some videos of y'all doing it and

Unknown Speaker  44:11   yeah, good stuff.

Julia Zemiro  44:12   She saw some of it. She saw some of it on she loved it. Oh, my God gave

Jen Cloher  44:17   it the thumbs up Patti gave production of forces the thumbs up. So that was a super cute moment.

Julia Zemiro  44:25   It's like, it's a bit like the Kevin Jackson moment to where you like, you have this experience and they come back to go I witnessed it and saw it. You know, it's a real, I wish I wish audiences to realize how much belief it takes to be a performer a belief that you keep moving forward and you keep finding new things. And every now and then something just works. And you savor it, you really savor it, and you remember it becomes this terrific memory that you'll think about when you're 18 you can't move anymore, and it'll be this time and COVID reminded me of that. I just thought COVID felt like this is Retirement is I've got to make more memories. I've got to make more memories for others. I want to make sure you remain like that, at least why it's something to think about while we were stuck and gone. Well, if I never tour again, I remember that great time when we did this. And that, I guess to what I love about that horses story. I know, I've heard you speak about because you had an acting background. And you sing as well, there was a moment where the two of them came together. And when you performed in that show, and you really felt like the two streams connected, and that's such a magic thing to happen. For a performer when you go, Oh, I do have this extra stuff in my kit. That is like performing a monologue. Um, and I mean, that's so petty. I mean, that's that she absolutely is what she does, and so theatrical

Jen Cloher  45:47   and so theatrical. But here's the thing as well, I mean, I think it was said, you know, many times over, you know, COVID of the past few years, we're still in it, is what did we turn to? Oh, you know, aside from your food, alcohol and our parents, we turned to literature, poetry, beautiful film and television, music podcasts, like we turned to culture to fill the cup, you know, when we couldn't be living, you know, that bigger sort of out out in the world life. And so even if we might like to think that we don't value culture we do. It's embedded, you know, it's embedded in our very souls, like, everyone looks to it, whether they know it or not to connect with the truth of who they are.

Julia Zemiro  46:45   Jen, onwards and upwards. So good to talk to you. And, and I can't wait to hear the next album.

Astrid Jorgensen  46:55   coming. It's coming.

Julia Zemiro  46:59   So great to hear from Jen. Sometimes it is good to meet your heroes.

Dan Ilic  47:03   What up Jay Z asked who cares? She boy Jay Z make some noise. No bad Jay Z. Jewelers, Amira. This is Julius Amira

Julia Zemiro  47:12   asks, Who cares? Our second guest is Astrid Johansson. She is an Australian vocalist, conductor and composer. And she's the founder and director of pub choir. She radiates intelligence and creativity and simply wants every one of us to get creative to Hello Astrid.

Astrid Jorgensen  47:32   Julia, I'm obsessed with you. I real Daisy.

Julia Zemiro  47:36   Yeah, I mean, the original Josie. Obviously, Astrid, so delighted to be talking to you. You blew my tiny mind when I saw you do pop choir. And when I was the artistic director of the Adelaide cabaret festival, you were the first thing on this, but we wanted to get because what you do for those people who don't know about public choir? Tell us what is it?

Astrid Jorgensen  47:58   Pump choir is essentially what it says on the box. It's people singing together at the pub, nice and rowdy and fun. But on another level, Trent Dalton, the wonderful Brisbane author said to me, once of his experience of coming to pub choir and experience it himself said that it is the sound of people agreed. I think it's such a beautiful way to describe any choir, it is just regular people who might not know each other at all, who might disagree with each other on so many facets of life, all coming together and sharing one singular goal for an evening. And that's what pod choir is we learn one song at the show. You don't have to prepare anything. You don't have to be good at singing, you can be truly awful. But you get to come along and we will carry each other in the crowd. And at the end of the show. We perform what we have learned from each other. It sounds very cerebral, but it's mostly me insulting a crowd of people yelling at them. But it's fun. It's awesome. It's wonderful.

Julia Zemiro  48:56   That's a beautiful description. What I love, of course, is that Astrid, you had your first singing lesson and you were so excited by the tools that you were given in that first lesson to go. Oh, right. You got excited. You wanted to share that with other people. You went teaching. And it didn't quite go. As he thought. Look,

Astrid Jorgensen  49:16   I retired quite quickly from a short not illustrious career of one year. I tried high school teaching because I found music lessons like magic. I had always been good at music. Like as as long as I can remember I've been able to hear songs with a lot of detail in my head. And I thought that was something everyone could do. But it turns out not so I thought I'll go get some lessons when I was 16. I had some singing lessons and I thought it was like a learning a spell. Like you can use your body or you have to buy anything. You just use your body. Your voice has lived there all along and if you use it in the right way you can make people feel complex emotions, like you genuinely feel like you're casting a spell over people just by kind of speaking at them. And so I thought it was like the most illuminating experience of my life that you can control this instrument. It's not just like this wild beast, and either it's good or it's not, you can actually learn to harness your voice. And I thought, Well, surely everybody will be as excited as me when I explain this to them. But it turns out that high school children were not. I tried again on my own, but I think I'm far too chaotic for the classroom. So I kind of retreated. And I really started to focus on singing in the community, community choir stuff really got me going.

Julia Zemiro  50:41   And I mean, at one point, you were organizing seven different choirs driving hundreds of kilometers to facilitate that. But something kind of kicked in again, with that a little bit. It was like, hang on. It's a lot of kids still on teaching a lot of kids who still sometimes don't want to be there, even though they're good at it. And sometimes a lot of white people, which was great, and you want, you come from a complete different background, and you're thinking,

Astrid Jorgensen  51:07   Well, I mean, I guess the realization I had was yes, it's incredible to share this magic with people about singing. But yeah, the populations that I were working with didn't reflect me. It's not that there's anything wrong with any of those things you've mentioned. But I mean, I come from a diverse background. I was 20 years old, this young, energetic female, and I was walking into what felt like retirement situations where I it was confusing to me, because I think that choir is the most wonderful, accessible equalizing experience that is so easy. Like, I think it's really become this very cerebral highbrow thing, and we sing these like, you know, difficult works from the past that actually choirs just, as Trent said, people agreeing and I really wanted to find a way to convince people like me that it was worth doing. And so that's how pub choir was born. Because I was like, what attracts young people that want to just have a good time. Obviously, alcohol. I'm not spoiling anything, but just turns out if you take the choir rehearsal that's been happening the whole time. But you just put it in a nice, fun, licensed venue. So people will come.

Julia Zemiro  52:24   The original social media posts you put out read, calling all shower singers pub choir is acquire for you. Bring your mates bring your nan, just don't bring your kids because it's a pub, no sheet music, no auditions, no solos, no commitment, no worries, we'll teach you one song in three part harmony in 90 minutes, and then we'll never do it again. Come and let out some yields $5 entry. Now look, that is one of the best bloody ins I've ever read, like you just want to go. And the most beautiful part is we'll never do it again, is this moment in time. It's not about keeping it. And even though you do film it so people can have it as something to watch later. Of course, they put their phones away, and they completely get into what you're doing. Now, when I first saw it and was part of it. I thought it was just going to be everyone just singing everything. But now you actually do teach a three part harmony. And it's like, you kind of teach up rather than teach down. You sort of go i I'm going to challenge you a little bit. And you can see people Well, you told me you can see people sometimes they get do they get frustrated does the penny drop?

Astrid Jorgensen  53:34   I think it's more of a doubt. It's like the road to Damascus comes along and they do not believe and I yell at them until they do you know, I think I'm like, I mean, a big part of it is that it's honest. So I think a lot of people who come along know that they sing out of tune. There's no point in me, but cajoling them and lying to them. We don't need leaders to lie to us.

Julia Zemiro  54:01   They do That's right.

Astrid Jorgensen  54:03   Yeah, we fall couldn't receive another lie. Thank you. And so we we crave honesty and the people that come along, they know themselves. I don't hear anyone's individual voice. But everyone who comes along has an understanding of what their voice is like. And for a lot of people they don't want you to tell them. And so beautiful. You've nailed it because they probably haven't they probably miss every night along the way. came in like too high, too sharp, and missed everything. But what I do at pub wire is I try and just be honest with them but optimistic. I think I think those are my two main kind of goals for the evening. I will be honest with the people there. I'll say well, you've absolutely missed every note. But thank you for being honest about it. Because now I can help you. I mean I say all the time of the show if you just step back and wait for the time where you have come to a perfect understanding of what you need to Do you will have missed the whole show, it would be much more efficient use of your time if you just sang what you think you should be thinking. And if it goes wrong, I'll help you. I'll let you know. And then we go from there. And we all go on this journey together. And we arrive at a destination together, as long as it starts from a place of honesty and optimism, because I believe in them.

Julia Zemiro  55:21   It's, it's a metaphor for living your bloody life as well, because it's diving in. And it's it's also permission to fail and permission to make a weird sound and permission to try again, because you rehearse it a few times, you get another go at it, like it's not the end on a meal. Now, performers might know that already, we know that's part of how we learn and all that. But all these people are not performers in general. And the look on people's faces, when they leave the sound that you actually get them to make. I mean, I just tear up every time it's just, I just can't go there, go there, I've got to do anything important afterwards, because I just get so it's so beautifully emotional. And as you say, normally often choirs are about the right sound. And there is no right sound. It's about making the sound together. And as Trent says, agreeing, when I was at acting school, at VCA, we didn't do a lot of singing, it was part of the curriculum, but there wasn't a lot of it. And at one point, she did divide the class into two and you were going which half of mine and I realized that was in the better half, which was no fun for the half of the other half, you know, so they felt like they were kind of not great at it. And we got stuff that was more challenging, but they weren't good singers in this particular year. So why not challenged them. But what she really meant to say to before she divided was that she didn't believe that every single could act, but she felt that every actor could sing and could communicate a song by acting by feeling by telling the story of it. And let's face it, you know, if we all judged every musician by the voice and Australian Idol standards, there would be no Tom Waits, there'd be no Dylan, there'd be no scratchy voices and interesting voices. And yeah,

Astrid Jorgensen  57:12   I mean, I think that the music is confusing in that way. And very challenging in that way. Because input does not necessarily equal output. You know, you could you could do everything technically correct. But that doesn't mean that your voice moves people. And you could miss most of the notes and have a really gravelly voice. And yet something is awakened in the people that listen to you. So it is an absolutely sick of artistic pursuit, being presented as a like, there is an end point, there is no finishing point to arts, you cannot complete music, go and study and then be like, Well, I've done it all. There's no there's no line, it just goes on and on. And if all of it is subjective, and I'm sick of this judgment, this laden with judgment idea about the arts, you know, your voice might be out of tune all of the time. But that's, that's a subjective criteria, you know, and I just think the one fact about voices is that every single one is unique to the user. Like, you know, you can buy pianos from the factory, but you can't buy a voice. Every single one is unique to the user. And that's worth celebrating. Even if it sucks. All the notes are on

Julia Zemiro  58:24   the new platform papers is a great volume of stories about arts and what's going on in this particular one is what future for the arts in the post pandemic world indeed. And in it you right, we all deserve to feel joy, even if we are not the best is that the man show when you when you look out onto that crowd when you're filling up a huge room of you know, up to I mean, I've got it here. 3000 people you did Truly, Madly, Deeply that great Savage Garden song 3000 people, there must have been awesome.

Astrid Jorgensen  58:53   You will think about the odds for like, 3000 regular people, there's no auditions as if all of them are going to be good. I mean, is if any of us are the best at anything. Yeah, I mean, really, let's be honest about it. There's billions of people in the world, the odds are not good for you, you know, to be the best at anything. We all exist in this vast apparatus, you know, like, the sooner you can accept that. The reality of that, letting go of the idea that we are striving to climb this piece of shit. Yeah, like if there's, there's just the odds are so poor, they're against us. And so I feel like the moment that you can accept that we exist in this vast average is so freeing. You are free now to enjoy an experience. Of course, you're not the best. When you sing, you are not the most beautiful sound in the world. And that's okay. Like, you know, I get a lot of people who come along before the show before they've had their conversion. And they say things like, you know, or absolutely tone deaf. I could never sing a note right. And I know there's no hope for me and I sort of think to myself What are you making that basing that comparison on? Are you listening to literal famous singers and then deciding that there is a chasm between you and them? Of course, like, you know, Beyonce wouldn't exist unless she was remarkable. And to compare our voice with what we hear what this curated sound that we hear everywhere on the radio, and like, you know, after the producer is ironed everything out and after everything is so schmick and clean, and then to listen to that and think, Oh, my voice isn't that good? I mean, of course, it's not come on, get off your horse, you're crazy. You know, like, you know, just accept that your voice is unique. And that is enough,

Julia Zemiro  1:00:38   you make the comparison with sport where you say, you know, we know that we can't be we're not going to be at the Olympics. So that doesn't stop us playing soccer on the weekend with friends. It doesn't stop us playing tennis with friends, it doesn't stop us doing a bit of a dance class or not being great at it, but you just love doing it with singing somehow. Is it because it's emotional? Is it because it taps it because someone in someone in the family has obviously said to them, you can't sing? I hear that all the time. Because with rock waves, we just do some scene sometimes. And we challenge them. And they like, I know, I'm the one in my family who can't sing. But is it because singing is emotional to its other activities don't bring out emotion like that maybe

Astrid Jorgensen  1:01:17   there's probably lots of factors for each individual. But I reckon, overall, I think singing feels like a personal failure, because it came from your body. You know, with them, I also learned violin and piano was a young kid, and you press keys, and you look at the string and you you know, you can see physically what you're working with. With singing. It's all internal. It's very personal. And so when things go wrong, you did it made the noise and it feels like it's such a personal failure. But I mean, I would counter that by saying that much like sports singing is a physical activity. I mean, I wish it was more physical. But I mean, I'm, it's a physical activity as if there's anything about your voice that you're embarrassed about, or that you don't like there is a physical solution, because all noise is created with your own body. So you know, if your voice you feel is too annoying, you know, you can learn to change tone of voice. And I'm not suggesting that you do that. But this idea that it's like this fixed property of our bodies is not true. And you know, I think sport does a lot better of a job of convincing society that it's okay to be average, you know, like, anyone at any physical level can find like a little kicks AFL team or a night indoor netball team, and you can be the worst and super uncoordinated and someone will have you but what do you do if you're really bad at violin? You know? I think yeah, the arts has this, this problem with kind of prestige and competition, whereas I think, you know, pop choir, at least I mean, I'm not trying to make it a big self promotion thing. But I think we have given people a space to be truly awful. And to have the loveliest time because it is okay, if there are enough of us helping each other, we can celebrate the vast average. And and I think that's what people want. In a post COVID world. Like I think all of us have spent a lot of time at home, reflecting on what is actually important. And I think comfort and happiness have really risen to the top. You know, I've noticed some of my corporate friends, they're like, they're not interested in wearing heels in a power suit to work. The way that we look has nothing to do with our performance. You know, like people are looking to work at home and they're brushing their hair less, even though this is their meeting, and they got a kid on the hip, and we are looking for comfort and we are looking for experience and I think anything we can do to offer people that especially in the arts, you know, bring it on.

Julia Zemiro  1:03:49   It's our job. Now you are an artist you had a you're making a quite a good living I am assuming with pop choir, you were doing incredible shows so many extraordinary people involved along the way. You know, Mariah Carey got involved at one point and said how fabulous that was, it was going all around the world. And then COVID hits. Now any of us that work with a live audience, all of a sudden that work literally disappeared? How did it play out for you?

Astrid Jorgensen  1:04:17   Well, it was it was a couple of touch and go brown moments there. But do you know what is incredible and I do not take this for granted. I understand that this is not everyone's story. And in fact, I think it's the exception is that we thrived throughout COVID which is unbelievable, considering that choir was often illegal during the last few years. Like my business has been illegal,

Julia Zemiro  1:04:46   I'm safe, unsafe, someone

Astrid Jorgensen  1:04:49   safe unsafe, you know you can share it the funny but once it's a song, you know those particles. So anyway, what actually happened was I reflected deep more deeply upon what happened Quite was about anyway. So yes, it was going very well. And I do grieve some of those opportunities that I think we might have lost forever, perhaps. But I had plenty of time for introspection and to consider what it is that I'm trying to do anyway, was it to fill a pub with 1000s of people? No, that's not what started pub quiet to begin with. The idea was offering people the opportunity to make art averagely and to feel safe and to enjoy the experience. And I don't, I came to the realization that we didn't even need to be near each other, we could still have that experience. And that's how couch choir was created. It's the same idea. You know, everyone is invited, no matter what your voice is, like you are invited to come and be part of this experience. But rather than it being live, people would send their performances as a video to me and my team and we would edit them together. And I think that is extraordinarily brave of all the people who are a part of it because a pub quiet just get lost in the crowd. Just go Stan, you're very loud person and blended. They'll cover any noisy mic. But at couch choir, you said your individual performance to us. And what happened was a business group, because like I was saying before, I think of all of the terrible things that have happened in the past two years. one silver lining is that I think COVID has helped us all to reframe what we consider important and I think people were sitting at home and they wanted connection, they wanted to feel like part of something bigger than themselves. Community is important to us, we have all agreed community is important. And I think people also felt this desperate need to feel okay with what they have. And we'd already been offering that was pub quiet. But we've kept quiet was an even more overt decision for people to make, I will sing by myself. And I may miss every single note. And then I will accept that and I will send it to someone else. And I trust that they will do something good with it. And so our, our audience literally doubled over over the last little while. And so I'm very grateful for this. I don't know, I guess it's kind of reiterated for me why we started in the first place, which was Yeah, to give people a safe place to create and singing is still real, no matter what infectious thing might be going on in the world. Singing always is with you inside your body. And you can cast the magic spell anytime you want. Oh,

Julia Zemiro  1:07:33   I love it. I love listening to you Astrid, it just, I mean, honestly, I would just really encourage anybody, if you've never had singing lessons, just pick a teacher for six lessons just for six and just see what you feel and what comes out of it. And there is some amazing teachers out there. They really, really, really are. It's so it's so worth doing. So I have to say, though, when COVID here, then we had a lot of time to think about all of these things and job caper came out. And all of a sudden, it seemed that the artistic community wasn't going to be able to get any of that. And again, maybe with the flick of a pen we could have have that changed. I was surprised how I expected more members of the public or punters to kind of go Yeah, that's terrible. They did a bit online etc. But there's no real change to that upheaval. Or maybe there was maybe more people spoke up than I knew, but nothing was really done about it. And again, it was very difficult for the artistic community not to feel completely ignored, and unheard and unnecessary. Until you need cheering up until you need to commute to communicate with someone in short, you need some amazing music at your you want to get a band in and do something. And I'd be interested to know what your view is of that in terms of what are we I think sometimes maybe we are not as good at explaining and sharing with audiences. What it is that we do, the work that it takes, and to maybe stop that idea of going well, you lucky that's why you do it. I find that you kind of cross this nice some divide between you are a professional musician and singer. But you engage people who are not and you make a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful thing.

Astrid Jorgensen  1:09:21   I mean, my approach is the more that you can invite people into the experience, the more appreciation that they have for what involves so I mean say with sport. I had tennis lessons very briefly as a kid and I was actually beaten in my only match I haven't played with by girl with one arm and us you know, thrashed six low and I thought to myself tennis song hard. But then when I go and watch tennis on the telly, I have this this understanding of of how difficult it would be to be ash body, but how much skill is involved. And until we in the arts community offer people the experience of music making in my instance, they may not be able to come to a place of appreciation of how much it involves to become a master of your craft, to go and see an incredible musician and to understand that this is not just the way that they work up, but it actually takes considerable effort and practice to get to that place. And I think, yeah, we do quite a notoriously bad job of this grass roots, creation. And it's interesting, like when we bring into the COVID conversation of you know, we felt like we were adrift in the arts community. And like, we weren't sure if we were truly appreciated. I think that there was a lot of passiveness around the consuming of art, and the Internet has everything to do with that. And, you know, I think that live music is a much richer experience than listening on your phone. But you can access music anytime you want, you know, like AI is at our fingertips, pretty much for free at all times. And so it has to be about experience, if we want to convince people of the value of what art brings into our life, it has to be experiential, because we can passively consume art all day, every day as much as we want. And so I think out of something like COVID, if we want to get people back in theaters, and experiencing the transformation that you have, as an audience member, when you are taken on this journey, when you watch a play or whatever, I think we need to start encouraging the wider community to experience art in their everyday life. Now that might be I don't know, if you're in a corporate industry, maybe you could have, instead of awkward PD, where everyone sits there checking their phone, secretly we talk about I don't know, like buzzwords and certainly bad stuff. Maybe you could have a group art class. And that might sound really silly and wishy washy. But the research is abundant and readily available, go look up, how singing can affect you physically and emotionally. Like there's so much research out there, I think that we need to start bringing the arts into the experience of life, so that people can dip their fingers in creation we need to create with some urgency in this world, because then we will understand what it takes to really, truly transform people with art. It's It's hard work. And we've got to bring people on that journey.

Julia Zemiro  1:12:41   I sometimes joke that one day when I've got no work, and I'm 65 I'll open like a drama class school. But ya know, but it'll be called, please come here if you don't want to be famous. And it would be just for the experience of the adults and children to come and go try and doing a monologue from a play, try singing something, try learning something, not to be marked on not to be rewarded by but just to try it in a safe environment. And I also think that's the way you get to learn the vocabulary of a particular genre. You said before with tennis, you had played tennis, and you saw how hard it was. So when you watch it, you have some idea. And I think if every kid you know have at school so early, we have to start choosing what we're going to do if we're going to do a language or if we're going to do music, or if we're going to do sport. And then at some point to unless you're brilliant at it, you're out. It's really hard to be average. And then you're you're told you're average, because the expectation is everyone wants to be brilliant. We don't I'd like to play really average game of netball. But we tried that once and the girls were up the women were up against you know, I did some adult netball classes. We turned up in just our gear and that team had said, yeah, now you'd have to wear anything special. And we were up against this team with bibs. And the whole thing's organized and got uniforms. I was like, What is this and they were not friendly. They did not want to have fun. And so that fun element of being at school and I think kids should sing every single day at school for fun, you do a song that is popular. You do a song that you'd enjoy, not four marks just to open your guts up and yell and sing and make noise. Because that vibration inside you. It's just good for you to do that for an hour and then get on with your day.

Astrid Jorgensen  1:14:37   Absolutely. And a very small story, just the direct precursor to public wire. The direct year before I started while I was working in Townsville at a school called St Pat's on the strand, and they had a compulsory whole school choir I was brought into the school specifically to run the fortnightly compulsory Back. In high school, high school girls being forced to sit outside in Townsville, it's hot there, if you haven't been right after assemblies, they've been sitting in the heat, sweltering sweating from every pore. And then after assembly, they remain sitting there sweaty seats and then are forced to sing with me for an hour. And can I tell you it was the most transformative, incredible, illuminating experience of my life. I thank my lucky stars that I was given the opportunity to do that kind of work within the first session. I mean, the doubt, the doubt was high, the hormones were absolutely common. There was just this like sticky sweat, you're in it. And it was mostly for me. And I decided I would not try and explain anything. And exactly what I was saying before I decided I have to go experience first. So instead of saying anything, welcome to quiet. No, I just started seeing my guts out a song that I wanted them to learn, but I let them hear it, I decided that I couldn't ask them to do anything I wouldn't be willing to do. So I just put my face in the mind saying this song is like beautifully as I possibly could. And then I pointed back at them. And I said, Now you sing. And we did it line by line and everyone shut their face. And then saying when I told them to. And so the experience is always it has to come first. Let's worry about well, how to take a beautiful breath and sit this way and do that. Nope. Let's worry about that later. And let's just start with a beautiful feeling of singing together. And then from there, we could you know, bring a new pop song every week. And it was pretty much POM choir, but sober. Thank goodness it was in a school. And yeah, just like taking a song that I thought they already knew. So they felt like they had already succeeded because they knew how it all went. But I'd seen first that seemed back in a moment, this side, try little harmony, and then we gather and it was incredible. And it just showed me my whole perception of creating and the arts had been wrong. It's not about competing, there is no way to win. All we can do is work together. And the sum is always greater than the parts. If you have honest and optimistic leadership, I think that's an important element to it. You can't just flounder. Someone has to be telling someone what to do.

Julia Zemiro  1:17:15   You say in this great piece again, the new platform papers get it to join a choir is to agree to play a small part in a collective whole. You give of yourself not for yourself, so that you may share in an outcome much bigger than yourself. I mean, isn't that? Isn't that how we should be voting isn't how we should be living? Isn't that how we should be being like together? Like that's, that's the fun part of it is never time. We're all here, isn't it?

Astrid Jorgensen  1:17:43   I mean, I like to think so. And I mean, if I I've heard that there's a parliamentary choir. And I would be willing, if you pull my leg willing to go and take the parliamentary choir because I would love to boss around some politicians with some honest but optimistic leadership and say no, if we work together, we could actually agree and create something better than we could accrue, you know, create by ourselves. I mean, I think that's pretty megalomaniac vibes for me, but no, I think it would be it would be really nice to even have that. Literal politicians working in literal harmony together. Wouldn't that be nice?

Julia Zemiro  1:18:29   That'd be That's my dream. That's literally my day.

Astrid Jorgensen  1:18:33   I'm putting it out there anyone who's in the parliamentary choir, I'm available.

Julia Zemiro  1:18:37   She's available and also let's share that let's have more compulsory whole school choirs. Oh my gosh,

Astrid Jorgensen  1:18:44   I think that it was an experience for them as well as me and I you know, we could do with a lot more of that in schools and in society in general. Let's make stuff averagely and have a lovely time.

Julia Zemiro  1:18:54   Let's make stuff avidly and have a lovely time. Astrid, you're just a ray of sunshine. And I also want to shout out to a wonderful wave in eso who works with you and plays guitar and gets us all smiling and getting into it and gives us a hand with the tune because sometimes you don't know where we're going.

Astrid Jorgensen  1:19:16   She will absolutely be listening and I bet you she's wearing the custom made Julie's Amuro shirt that she had you in her hand and she got it printed so that it would last longer the feeling so thank you for being so lovely and supportive to everything we do. Thank you and it

Julia Zemiro  1:19:31   was a thrill also that SBS made a show around pub quiet and specifically they made it around the fact that choirs hadn't been able to get together and we cut to different I hosted it with Miranda Tapsell for SBS and we cut to different choirs all around the country to check in with them in terms of what they've been doing. And you again taught we the way Vinnie live at the Sydney Town Hall to Song hunters and collect a song with Mark Seymour and it was is incredible and yeah I just I hope we get to do it again I hope we get to see that vibe again and and get out there have you done any live since

Astrid Jorgensen  1:20:10   so we've done one show in 2022 and it was incredible we did this song I Love You always forever we did it in Brisbane this beautiful song by UK singer Donald Lewis Ella view always read and she got on board Wheaton about it, she's been sharing it you know, I think even that's that's very good feedback. It's very validating to see the artists themselves be excited by a song of their own being reborn sung by you know, drunk, just people. So, you know, if you can't get along to pub like join a local choir, go and make a friend. Go and agree with someone. Go and sing a song and make something with them and you will be better for and I promise.

Julia Zemiro  1:20:55   Thank you so much Astrid. love you love you.

Astrid Jorgensen  1:20:59   Ah, you are lots of fanning delight. Thank you for having me.

Dan Ilic  1:21:02   Julia Zemiro asks, Who cares?

Julia Zemiro  1:21:04   So that's the message, everyone sing. averagely go on. I dare you. Thank you to Jen and Astrid, thanks to a rational fee and the patreon supporters the Bertha Foundation and our wonderful post producer Jacob Brown who makes us sound fabulous on equipment from road. Join me next time when we find out who else cares. Bye

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Dan Ilic  3:59   Tonight after contracting COVID-19 Clive Palmer is rushed to hospital with symptoms coming out of an overdose of irony. And the summer of sequels continues to roll on as World War three kicks off in Europe but critics say it's incredibly derivative. And Sydney has had the wettest summer in over 30 years. But what is the cause La Nina or elbows new pictures? It's the 25th of February and we're not on strike. This is A Rational fear.

Welcome to A Rational fear. I'm your host, former chairman of Perth airport, Dan Ilic. And this is the podcast that hold your hands through the scariest stories in the news. And we've got a couple of first time fear mongers on the show tonight which is very exciting. Vice magazine says he has the energy of a dog that needs to be taken out. But you know, he's basically book this podcast on the strength of his solo show name which is the sexy environmental So please keep your IPCC in your pants and welcome Steve Haley. Welcome, Steve.

Steve Hili  5:06   Hello, everybody. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  5:08   thank you. How did you feel to know that device wanted to put you down?

Steve Hili  5:13   I know, I know. It was that just that came from. So I've done a gig. I've done a tour in Romania. Visa these up. It was very weird. By the end of the night they Yeah, it's kind of a compliment, right. Yeah. So I'm, I'm kind of proud of it. But I've also Yeah, I mean, once the

Lewis Hobba  5:37   Steve a lot of people would pay money to watch a dog on stage going so crazy that it had to be put down not people that you like, necessarily, yeah, come to your show, but people would pay pay and people would also pay money during the show to say, you know, what would happen to that talk?

Steve Hili  5:53   Yeah, very true. And you know, again, with with the way I look at my ethnicity, some you might get some people you might enjoy me being taken out. Depending where you are in the world. So yeah, so that happens and it was lots of fun. No, it was actually it was a it was a lovely talk. And I managed to get a good quote out of it.

Dan Ilic  6:18   And she's the host of what in the world is going on podcast and she calls herself an anti inspiration influencer so please try not to be inspired by Lauren Edwards. Welcome Lauren.

Lauren Edwards  6:29   Oh, thank you so much. I'm just on the dog thing I'd be a two hour by the way. Dogs that's who I am in person small and terrifying. So thank you so much.

Dan Ilic  6:39   And they call his legs the twin towers for good reason. It's Louis hobo.

Lewis Hobba  6:43   That's right. Because all the jokes I think I have to conspiratorial Joe can't melt them.

Dan Ilic  6:54   Coming up later, in extra fear. We talk good friend of the show. Bryn O'Brien from the Australian Centre for corporate responsibility about how the mike cannon Brookes takeover bid of AGL came to be and where it'll go from here. We'll also ask her, what will it take for Mike cannon Brooks to buy irrational fear. But first, here's a message for this week's sponsor.

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Dan Ilic  7:58   I do not recommend this week's first hear Tim Wilson loves free speech just not from his electric I don't even know this guy is an IPA member freedom loving libertarian is an MP. He basically hit his social media hard this week to alert everyone in his electorate that if you support Zoe Daniel by putting up a sign in your yard, you could be a law breaker. His tweet said that law breakers shouldn't be law makers fake independents have profited by selling signs to households that they know they're going to get a fine. So much for integrity. First of all, this doesn't sound like law breaking just sounds like democracy. Second of all, the council came out to say, yeah, it's okay.

Lewis Hobba  8:41   What was his problem with it? What did what did he say was illegal about the sign?

Dan Ilic  8:45   He said he said that basically it contravenes Council laws that if you put up a sign on your own property, it counts as advertising and you need a permit. And if you don't have a permit, for a sign promoting, you know, other candidates, then you could get a fine from the council. So it's not so much a law, more like you're just kind of breaking Council regulations.

Unknown Speaker  9:05   I mean, does he know that Josh Frydenberg has got signs all up around Kooyong where I live? Like, is he upset about that? Because they are everywhere?

Dan Ilic  9:12   What is it like living in Kooyong at the moment with all those?

Lauren Edwards  9:17   Oh, it's very blue. It also makes me feel very poor. Living in the crappiest apartment in Kooyong basically.

Lewis Hobba  9:25   You don't have your own tennis court.

Lauren Edwards  9:28   No, actually. We sold it to develop another high rise. I was very sad. But you know, we've got to make money somehow.

Steve Healy  9:39   I was reading about this guy, this Tim Wilson guy because I was I was doing a little bit of research for this for this show. Right? And I was I found out he's He was apparently defended some anti vaxxers Then they because he said he said that he was that they that it's that he's in favour of freedom of speech, obviously. Yeah, as long as the anti vaxxers message isn't on a billboard.

Lewis Hobba  10:04   Though they can pay for the billboard, it just can't be in their yard. Here's what I mean. I saw some interactions about it. And I saw someone reposting an old quote of his on one of his free speech thought experiments, which is where someone was like, Okay, you believe in the totality of free speech. Let's deal with a situation here. Where you know, we're at an Outback pub and a publican throws out someone for being black refuses to serve them. What What would you say to that? He said absolutely fine. Totally fine. That's that's free speech. That's freedom of action. He is free to throw throw out that person and then the community is free to boycott that establishment and that is just free market doing its job. So that's the kind that's the Tim

Lauren Edwards  10:48   Wilson also blocked me on Twitter for being mean to him so I mean, I you know, to me like that's the free market baby people.

Steve Hili  10:56   What did you do?

Lauren Edwards  11:01   Oh, look, I'm not gonna be really honest here. I, I troll a lot of local politicians. So I'm pretty sure that it was something about franking credits and I was just a sassy bitch to him basically, and I've been blocked by a few Liberal Party members so I honestly don't remember what it was about, but it was something about franking credits.

Dan Ilic  11:21   People on Twitter are getting really upset of me about me liking his tweets and I'm only liking them for they stay in my feed,

Lauren Edwards  11:26   so you can save them.

Dan Ilic  11:29   So when he does say something dumb, I can jump on it pretty quickly. Just so upset that you know, I'm going about liking stuff that don't like his tweets. I keep seeing them and like well, you know, you don't use Twitter

Lauren Edwards  11:40   to save the brain can't keep up with all the free speech that

Steve Hili  11:44   does sound a little bit like a Prince Andrew excuse.

Dan Ilic  11:53   Yeah, I like those. Yeah. This is great. I really enjoyed it so much soon as Bayside clarified the rules for putting up signs Samantha maiden from the Herald Sun. The Chief Political reporter said this absolutely dead from laughing. Sam is one of the best journalists in Australia and it's great to see her having a laugh.

Lewis Hobba  12:18   It's like lawmakers should probably be across the law before they call other people on Rikers.

Dan Ilic  12:23   That's right. Yeah. Does this make Tim Wilson a low faker? Now? Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  12:28   I'm a lawmaker up that's my bit. Yeah, lawmaker

Lauren Edwards  12:30   app. I like that. It's

Dan Ilic  12:32   so strange. Like it's so strange little kind of speech. He's willing to die like what kind of he'll is willing to die on like, this is a guy Tim Wilson is a gay man. And I think he said more on signage of signage in Bayside Council then the trampling of LGBT rights and the religious discrimination Bill was like he's got more tweets, more tweets and local local ordinances

Lewis Hobba  12:54   across the floor. He crossed the floor to stop that signage. Daniels

Lauren Edwards  13:03   No, absolutely not. It's very typical conservative politicians, you know, free speech, free speech and you know, everyone can say whatever they like and you're all a bunch of snowflakes until someone says something that I don't like because that really,

Lewis Hobba  13:15   he said was like vote for me. It wasn't even like Tim Wilson. I am also running in his democratic election. He's like no rational fear,

Voice Over  13:25   social progress. And that's what I fight for as much as economic progress. But you like redistributing wealth upwards you know, I want actually people to have a chance of being able to carve their own ladder and stand on their own two feet. And like people the ABC

your fear is rational.

Dan Ilic  13:41   This week second fear the Queen is Dead. According to a Hollywood blog three days ago, Hollywood unlocked made the call claiming that they had spoken to sources close to Buckingham Palace. And so those sources chose to speak with Hollywood and locked out of every other publication in the world. Steve is someone from the UK what counts as a source close to Buckingham Palace? Well,

Steve Hili  14:05   the guy she said it was a source close to the United Kingdom France right So to be fair, to be fair, the queen as look like she's been dead since 2004 hasn't really so. So it's not it's not I mean, I I'll be honest, I if if this really did happen if somebody leaked this news, the Hollywood unlocked then people in the palace of sweating apart from Prince Andrew

Dan Ilic  14:37   we gonna need some kind of a bell to Yeah, there we go. That's

Steve Hili  14:50   I've been looking into this I think that now this is I shit you know, this is what they say that they think that the reporter is. The name is His name's Jason Lee or something. He may have got confused. Because Mark Lonergan, who's the lead singer of the Queens of the Stone Age, he unfortunately passed away. And so this guy, for some reason thought that that meant that the Queen passed away. So it's just a case of mistaken identity. I mean,

Lauren Edwards  15:25   it can happen like Prince Andrew really.

Steve Hili  15:31   I mean, you know, members of the royal very look like different things, right? Prince Charles looks like a foot with a fungal infection. People look like.

Dan Ilic  15:42   There was a time when the prince of Jordan died. Mariah Carey got up at a press conference to say, Can we just take a moment? Remember Michael Jordan, he was such a great basketball player.

Steve Hili  15:56   Yeah, I remember that. 

Dan Ilic  15:57   So, look, I think there's a lot of there's a lot of hubbub about the Queen dying this week, because people aren't quite sure the bit of conspiracy theories going around. I just went to Google and I typed is the into Google? Yes. How many out of the 10 autocompletes. on auction? How many were about the claim after typing in is the

Steve Hili  16:17   All right. 

Lewis Hobba  16:19   Three

Steve Hili  16:19   I was gonna say seven. Yeah

Louis is closest to but the top one one is the iPhone. So Jane waterproof. And then the second one is the Queenstown live, and then followed by the third one is the iPhone 11 water proof. Followed by his Ukraine pattern, NATO. And then finally, is the queen sick. So you know, there's a lot there's a lot of people's minds on the internet people are really concerned.

Lauren Edwards  16:45   Well, I mean, someone needs to tell the mothers of Australia, you know, all the all the mums need to know about the queen, my mother would be very upset. She doesn't know about this,

Dan Ilic  16:52   and they want to know finds a waterproof too, which is great.

Lewis Hobba  16:54   Well, did you see a story? It's only tangentially Queen related but the bastion of journalistic integrity here in Australia, do the story on the Queen getting COVID I'm talking of course, about a source we turn to often A Current Affair. They did a story on the Queen getting COVID and they interviewed a medical expert from Melbourne a doctor and they were as they were, they had the obviously pre recorded interview of this doctor, and they were just chucking up footage. So he was they were saying, you know, what sort of treatment is the queen going to be getting and this doctor was saying, you know, the queen will basically be getting what everybody gets, depending on how bad it is a variety of different things. And the current affair editors put up a photo of ivermectin. Oh, so, the doctor never mentioned either. But no one mentioned ivermectin, A Current Affair just for like, you know, the normal things that we talk about here on A Current Affair. The things that work like ivermectin,

Dan Ilic  17:50   yeah. Cohen's I'm gonna use hosting woman. She's gonna use Corgi dewormer. That's.

Lewis Hobba  18:00   I mean, she does love racehorses, right but she probably has a bit of ivermectin in one of our stables so yes, a lot of shares and ivermectin, I would say, yes. So they, they immediately apologise they took it down, they re edited and put it up but as you can imagine, the people who believe in ivermectin when they see a story that says the queen is taking either acted and then they say it taken down and then put back up without it and that has fueled like millions and millions of views curacy theories of people just going what is the queen know that we don't like the queen knows that works

Dan Ilic  18:34   to that community

is one of the subjects of HR ah,

well yeah, I mean, she's she's on the money isn't she? God we don't

Lewis Hobba  18:51   play for our cricket team.

Dan Ilic  18:55   As a subject that's close to the cleaning layer like how do you feel this must be a very strange moment where you're not quite sure you know what's gonna happen with cleaning?

Steve Hili  19:04   Well, I mean, I honestly I'm I'm very chilled out about the whole

Dan Ilic  19:12   idea if we had Adam Hills on the show he'd be very upset because he's now a Sir He's got an MBA these days. Oh, well,

Steve Hili  19:18   lucky. Yeah, obviously he's doing much better than me. If I if I was to be a sir I'm sure I would also suck up to him. As as it happens, I'm not I mean, obviously you don't want anyone to die there. Yeah. That

Dan Ilic  19:36   this comment for a man with dominant chlorin YouTube to clean did die but they're trying to get a porn to the other side before someone else.

Lauren Edwards  19:45   I don't know chess, but that's a good reference.

Journalist  19:49   Every Australians within their rights to see you as being a hypocrite given how much electricity you consume in that big house. 

Interviewee  19:57   My electricity consumption is actually negative. 

Journalist  20:00   You don't think this is going to have an impact on retail prices? If you take over AGL 

Interviewee  20:04   I do think it'sgonna have an impact on retail prices. I think we're gonna bring retail prices down 

Voice Over  20:08   a rational fear. 

Dan Ilic  20:09   This week's third fear it's on Russia has invaded Ukraine. understandable if a country consistently gives you zero points on Eurovision year after year, that's the kind of behaviour that you should just assume is inevitable. Of course, Russia is saying it's not an invasion, the foreign minister is saying that it's merely a group of soldiers going on vacation and soon they'll be back home in their barracks fully rested you Western scum. So not an invasion, according to Russia. But Australia has put sanctions on Russia, which I can only assume means not giving them neighbours early or humming away. Oh, no, they actually hear the actual sanctions, right. Australia has put travel bands for the eight members of Russia's Security Council. This is a big move for a country, ie Australia that until Monday allowed no one to travel to the country. This is restrictions on imports, also from Crimea and Sevastopol. I mean, what are Australians importing from there? I can only assume like depleted uranium vodka, Twitter followers.

Yeah. Lauren, let me ask you, what is this invasion really about for you?

Lauren Edwards  21:21   I mean, I think it's just about Dick swinging, isn't it? Isn't that the whole idea? You know, from what I understand is that Vladimir Putin has been slowly but surely chipping away at democracy for however long and now it seems to be. He's getting to towards his imperialism that he's been looking for for a while. But for me, I'd like to know, you know, do the anti lockdown people of Australia know about this? Because, you know, they're very upset about dictators and taking over and freedom. And I haven't heard a word from them about this. So I'm just a bit confused. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Lewis Hobba  21:55   Yeah, they've actually imposed quite a lot of restrictions in the Ukraine of their citizens to try to stay home during the invasion. That's a real double tick.

Lauren Edwards  22:04   I feel like someone should tell the lockdown advocates and they should get over there really quick.

Steve Hili  22:09   As a Brit, we said that we're going to respond decisively. That's what Boris said. That usually means he's going to have a party.

Lewis Hobba  22:20   Do we think all of this could have been avoided if all those years ago when Tony Abbott said he was going to share it front Putin? And everyone in Australia was like this psycho. What are you doing? You're an idiot. And maybe in retrospect, we were all wrong. And maybe we should have let Tony just go over there and throw in hands like best case scenario. He beats Vladimir Putin, freeze Russia from the oppressive, you know, regime, worst case scenario, he loses and we get to watch Tony Abbott get punished. Like, to me, it's sort of a win win. That's That's true.

Dan Ilic  22:53   Steve, who you have no idea what we're talking about. Back in 2014. No idea. Back in 2014. It may win MHC and 17 got shut down our prime minister then Tony Abbott, who is a raging minor Kirsten, you know, tough guy. He said he was going to shirt front, Vladimir Putin. And basically they're all that's an AFL term, isn't it? Lewis you're gonna grab someone by their shirt,

Lewis Hobba  23:15   grab, grabbed him by the shirt and punch them in the chin.

Dan Ilic  23:19   So here's the grab. Here's the grab here. I'll play it for you see if you can hear it. Look, I'm going to shift from Mr. Putin.

Lauren Edwards  23:27   The Russians you already have?

Dan Ilic  23:29   Yeah, just this great bit where he's like, I'm gonna show it from Mr. Putin. You bet I am. You bet. You know, like, just completely fuck it up. Incredible clip like it was a promise of one to one violence. Like that was the kind of diplomacy he was he was willing to do at that point.

Steve Hili  23:46   It does feed into what a lot of the rest of the world thinks about Australia.

Lauren Edwards  23:51   And what is that? Can you tell us what that is?

Steve Hili  23:54   Well, basically, punch in Britain basically like Australia, but hasn't moved on in people's mind since Crocodile Dundee. So a lot of the I mean, I was having this conversation with someone the other day, he asked me who I thought the most famous Australians were. I couldn't get past Paul Hogan. Honestly.

Lewis Hobba  24:17   He's not even an Australian citizen anymore.

Steve Hili  24:20   Oh, yeah, I know, but tomato tomahto.

Dan Ilic  24:24   We've had so many great exports since then, like Nicole Kidman. Hugh Jackman. Hannah Gatsby. Yeah, Ronny Chang will claim him sure of Russell Crowe. 

Lewis Hobba  24:35   All the Hemsworths.

Dan Ilic  24:36   Matthew Hemsworth, Luke Hemsworth. John and Steve.

Steve Hili  24:43   But, but, ya know, still

Lewis Hobba  24:48   still cracking I don't even think I've seen Crocodile Dundee.

Steve Hili  24:55   Obviously, sanctions when you were talking about the sanctions. I'm like, What are they gonna say? Casselman Forex we're going into Moscow. Why is Australia gonna do?

Dan Ilic  25:05   That's an absolutely fanboy. On that point, Nick Harcourt, who is a businessman was interviewing Vladimir Putin at APEC in 2007 in Sydney, and he asked, he asked Putin, he said, When I asked pertinent APEC, what do you think of Australia? He replied, I never think of Australia.

Lauren Edwards  25:26   He's basically Mariah Carey. I don't know.

Lewis Hobba  25:29   It's that classic. That famous sort of meme scene from Mad Men. You know, the one where there's a guy in an elevator talking to Don Draper. And he's like, you know, I think of you when you go home at night and how sad you must be. He goes on this whole tirade about how sad Don Draper is, and then there's a boss and Don Draper's turns around and goes, I didn't think of you at all. The elevator opens and it walks out. Oh, it's called.

Dan Ilic  25:57   I want to give a big shout out to our Patreon supporters who all signed up to here extra fear Kaylee green Kelly Clark Trishna Lindsey guest Nicole Roz quirk, Tom bellus. A Bob bryozoa Travis more blas Philip Westbury and man with Dominic claw, who is one of our superfans, and I'm always pumping the show and read it. Thank you, man with Dominic claw. Before we get into extra fear, let's do some plugs. Steve and Lauren. You got to plug anything that shows coming up.

Steve Hili  26:23   Right so hold on. I can you hear me? Yes. Oh, my cut out. Can you hear me now? We got it. Okay, you got me? Yeah, I so I'm not really Yeah, I don't really have anything big happening at the moment. But so so No, really? No. Thanks. for that. That was good. Yeah. Can you hear me?

Lewis Hobba  26:50   Nothing on Yeah. How's my audio? Is this thing on? Yeah, no dates.

Steve Hili  26:55   Follow me on Twitter. I've got some things that are happening in a few months time that I'm not really allowed to talk about yet. I will be able to talk about soon. So follow me on Twitter, Steve Healy, ha Li and all will be revealed there 

Dan Ilic  27:10   and Lauren. You've got festival shows coming up?

Lauren Edwards  27:13   I do. I've got my new Melbourne Comedy Festival show called Everything is a lie coming up. Not dissimilar from Vladimir Putin really coming up on April 18. For I think a week or so. And also follow me on on Instagram. I my handle is live laugh Lauren. For some anti inspiration, inspiration.

Dan Ilic  27:32   Excellent. Now it's time for extra fear, extra extra fears extra level of fear, or extra extra extra fear extra. At the start of this week, there was a story that broke the made pretty much everyone in the do Gooding industrial complex spit out their coffee from their Cape cups. Australia's biggest polluter. AGL who is responsible for 8% of Australia's greenhouse gas emissions. That's one company who's responsible for pretty much the entirety of New Zealand's output. But in Australia had been bid on and been tried to be bought by friend of the show Mike cannon Brooks and Canadian capital fund Brookfield for $10 billion. The bid was an opening gambit by the billionaire it was rejected, but it's still in its early days and someone who knows all about the deal. And how it's put together is Brynn O'Brien for the Australian Centre of corporate responsibility. She's shaking her head she doesn't know. To hear that. You have to become a member of Patreon. You can we can hit subscribe on the rational feet extra channel on Apple podcasts. Brynn. Why should people pay a couple bucks to hear this chat?

Brynn O'Brien  28:37   Look, if you're into insider trading, then you're not in luck. Don't have the inside scoop on it. If you want to hear a little bit of trash talking about the board of AGL then then that's why you should do it.

Dan Ilic  28:51   That's on extra fear. So make sure you go ahead and do that. That is it for irrational fear. Big thanks to Steve Healy, Lauren Edwards, brain, O'Brien and Lewis haba. Also, big thank you to red Mike's the birth of foundation, our Patreon supporters and Jacob round. Until next week, there's always going to be scared off Good night. Oh, also, I'm starting a new thing. On Tuesday. If you give him your email to the irrational fear email list, you will find out something you find out about something called It's not a race. It's a content engine that is going to be ripping into fossil fuel funded candidates for the election. So if you want to know more about that, make sure you pop your email address into the rational fit email list. And I'll send you an email about that on Tuesday. And that's going to be something completely different to a rational field. So hang in there and check that out. So thanks, everyone. We'll see you next time.

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Dan Ilic  0:04   Hello, Lewis. How are you?

Lewis Hobba  0:06   Hello Dan. Yo, I'm okay. Yeah, I'm alright. Um, I missed last week because of COVID as loyal listeners would No,

Dan Ilic  0:14   no. Yes. Yes, folks folks would know that for people who have tuned in. And how was your week back on radio doing doing actual work again? Was it was it Okay, could you get through the radio shows? Okay,

Lewis Hobba  0:26   I'm genuine. I mean, obviously, as you know, I've been very outspoken on this show about how COVID is just the flu and is mainstream. So I really had to, I've had to make a lot of apologies that I got my face this week.

Dan Ilic  0:40   I remember that episode of you when when you went on Joe Rogan. And you said that on Joe Rogan.

Lewis Hobba  0:45   That's how we got our multimillion dollar contracts with Spotify. Thank you, Spotify. But yeah, it's it's genuinely ruined my brain. Like physically I'm done. I'm testing negative now. I'm Oh, good. But I haven't wasn't allowed back into the radio studio for my other job with Triple J. Yeah. And so I've been doing the show from here from this very bedroom. It has been okay. I've just been napping till like midday and then started the show.

Dan Ilic  1:12   Well, thank you. Thank you for staying up to do this week's irrational fear. Really appreciate it. You know, we don't pay you any sick leave. So if you can walk away from this at any time you want,

Lewis Hobba  1:24   thank you already pay. But yeah, I I'm thrilled to be back. I'm excited. I haven't read any news. I've just watched like six seasons of the office. And all of the all long nine hours of inventing enter the insufferably unnecessary and Adobe story on Netflix. So Oh, god, that's where my braids that.

Dan Ilic  1:45   This is the moment you start a show. And then you're like, I guess I should finish it.

Lewis Hobba  1:49   Yeah, honestly, this thing should be should be a 30 minute podcast. That's a nine hour extravaganza.

Dan Ilic  1:56   Oh, well, speaking of nine hours extravaganzas this this podcast. I'm gonna tweak the format a little bit. It's gonna be a 10 hour Showtime. No, it's in a bit in a bit to try and make money out of this podcast. I'm going to split up the podcast a little bit. You know, for the regular listeners. So for the freeloader listeners, you will hear everything until we get to our interview tonight. And if you want to listen to the interview, you can continue by hitting subscribe on the Patreon feed or through Apple digital subscriptions. It's something Louis I'm inventing called extra fear. In fact, I'm gonna get asked Jacob brown to do a sting he can put put in there or something like that. Right. Do you have any recommendations for sting for extra fear?

Lewis Hobba  2:36   Ah, Dan, don't make me riff.

Dan Ilic  2:41   Big thank you to our Patreon subscribers who signed up this week, Sam Bateman, Megan, Nick, Charlie revive and also Fiona TaskUs, who is a fantastic cartoonist and comedian in her own.

Lewis Hobba  2:53   What about ladies and gentlemen, lend me your fears. Because you're asking for money.

Dan Ilic  2:58   Lend me your fears. That's good. That's better than extra fear. All right. Lend me your fears. That's the new segment on irrational fear. We do have live shows coming up. I don't know if you know, but we've rescheduled our Sydney Opera House show to June for St. Louis. Do you want to do Splendour in the Grass? Really? Yeah, they were inviting us back July 22 24th. So that's exciting. So

Lewis Hobba  3:21   anyway, so you say

Dan Ilic  3:24   that's what I said. I said, Well, Louis is going to be there. So that'll be fine. I'm sure Louis good. So yes, blender, grass and the opera house are coming up. So please check the show notes for details. All right. I'm recording my end of irrational fear. On Gadigal land in the urination sovereignty was never said we need a treaty. Let's start the show.

Voice Over  3:43   A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, Canberra, fed gum and section 40 of our rational view recommended listening my image your audience.

Dan Ilic  3:57   Tonight the Prime Minister Scott Morrison claims the words I forgive you a harder to say then I'm sorry. Also, according to the Prime Minister, the hardest words of all are the federal election will be held on the and NCIS is coming to Sydney. Yes, I can't wait for them to investigate who killed Kings Cross. And a new report says land clearing in New South Wales has tripled leaving many species of birds and fish priced out of the real estate market. It's the 17th of February and we're hoping to be defamed so we can buy a house of our own this is a rational fear, irrational.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former freestyle ski gold medalist Daniel itch and this is the podcast that analyses the news the same way. Kanye West types on Instagram in all caps. Let's make our fear mongers for tonight. It's the freshest year from FBI radios inside jokes programme, they self described as hot, young and queer. And they are here to solve all of the world's problems because they're in Gen Zed, and they have all the answers and they haven't yet to be beaten down by the harsh realities of life from FBI it's Georgia and James. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Georgia Hooper  5:20   Thank you for having Oh, it's

Dan Ilic  5:23   it's just good to have some like fresh young people on the show. We're just constantly getting geriatric Millennials on the show

Georgia Hooper  5:31   you know I bring that bring the age median down a little bit for you. We're happy to open up doors to a new demo Exactly.

Lewis Hobba  5:40   Shake it up a little you were the only one who didn't know how to use the internet you're

Georgia Hooper  5:46   calling me out live on the early into the game. It is.

Lewis Hobba  5:54   I've already I've already defeated like there's nothing else that can hurt

Dan Ilic  6:00   you there's nothing left for you. Exactly. And he is 2022 RAF magazine's voted most handsome Where's Wally look like it is Louis haba

Lewis Hobba  6:09   take that to Andrew Denton and Tony. Still got it.

Dan Ilic  6:14   Yeah, I've got that copy Louis of rough magazine if you want it

Lewis Hobba  6:18   this route still exist. That's

Dan Ilic  6:21   bankrupt they went bankrupt. Later on in lend me your fears. We're gonna be talking to Wayne Smith from the Smart Energy Council and the newly formed smart voting Comdata you to tell us why he's been stickers bagging the coalition's climate action policies have put him in a sticky situation. But first, a message from this week's sponsor.

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Dan Ilic  7:11   it's not recommended. Excellent. This week's first fear now we've been talking a lot on this podcast about Clive Palmer's Waratah coal and fruit which is primarily the main reason for him wanting to be in Parliament so he can have some influence about which coal mines get approved in the Galilee basin or which coal plants get up. Well, today in the Courier Mail, it was reported that the trademark for Waratah coal had expired. But the Queensland Conservation Council reregistered it. So now they own the trademark. And they after suggestions as to what to do with it. Now, before I take the fear mongers suggestions, we're actually joined by Maggie McEwen from the Queensland Conservation Council to tell us how did you pull off this incredible coup? Maggie tell us?

Maggie Mckeown  7:59   I mean, it was one of those things. We've been campaigning against Clive Palmer, who wants to build a new coal fired power station in central Queensland, which we know is crazy. And when we were looking around his website that the cobwebs dusting them away, we thought, oh, wow, that trademark has lapsed. I wonder how much we could get it for. And we purchased it this week. Really, it was pretty simple. We noticed that Clive is yet to come in and water tacos yet to comment. So we're really anticipating the

Lewis Hobba  8:34   reaction from Have you looked into whether or not he still owns the trademark for Titanic, too, because that could be a big.

Maggie Mckeown  8:41   I mean, iceberg climate change is all related. Perhaps we can

Dan Ilic  8:48   I think we should look into it. The trademark was kind of out of date for a couple of years was it? How did how did you notice that this this trademark was just kind of flapping in the wind ready for the day came?

Maggie Mckeown  8:58   Well, I mean, it's the it's a company that managed to find this antiquated, tiny backwards loophole in the local council approval process to push through this coal proposal, but it seems bizarre that they've been able to miss for five years. A trademark, but you know, it's not a very well known brand. You know, he's got a lot of other other advertising going on, as you know, we've all seen, but yeah, this one they really missed. Yeah, there's

Dan Ilic  9:25   the column golf course with the Jurassic Park. You know, I'm sure there's a trademark there and protector away. So you're asking for people with suggestions for what to do with this trademark? What are some of the best suggestions you've seen so far? Yeah.

Maggie Mckeown  9:36   I mean, it's a pretty simple competition from us. Right. And we thought it was really important to do because although lots of people know the Clive's loud and out there, they don't realise that. You know, he's pushing these projects to coal mines and a new coal fired power station, but it was just awesome to see the reaction today from people we saw some really wholesome ideas like warthog waterslide like wha hoo, that would be a wacky time, but it's a little bit more achy. Like you know, warthog colonoscopies. I'm not going there.

Dan Ilic  10:13   It's it's pretty good to like though like water taco. That's good.

Maggie Mckeown  10:18   Like my favourite so far has been war at our weddings where you know, after the speeches, you get a couple of old blokes coming out and they cover that version of Twisted Sister and everyone gets in trouble and real rowdy.

Lewis Hobba  10:32   When to take Maggie's it hasn't been any consideration for you guys just opening a coal mine raising some money for your conservation education that way.

Maggie Mckeown  10:41   Look, natural reread. That was the advice that we had to get from the lawyers right. It's like I you planning on opening a new coal power station? And we thought no, you know, that's not up our alley. Catastrophic. Climate change is our main foe aside from these coal billionaires. If someone can give us a good pitch, like we run the numbers and the profitability of a new coal power station is zero, like the Queensland consumer would be locked into really high prices. I think something like wartime waterslides is like way funner at this point,

Dan Ilic  11:15   it seemed Mungus What are your suggestions? But what to do with this trademark,

Lewis Hobba  11:18   if you wanted to stick in call you could just go like further down the line and just do diamonds.

Georgia Hooper  11:24   Who does? Now that's an ID.

Unknown Speaker  11:29   One of the ideas that did come through and harbour I think you'd probably have an inkling or some insights is like MC Waratah, like Waratah DJ dropping some fat tunes. Any thoughts? Oh,

Lewis Hobba  11:39   that's interesting. That's nice. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Does anyone in the Conservation Foundation have any skills on the deck, so

Maggie Mckeown  11:48   we definitely have to outsource I'm only good at very cheesy memes.

Georgia Hooper  11:53   That's actually a good idea. Because I actually saw on the article that you were looking to list the trademark under education, training and entertainment, and entertainment really stuck out in my mind. And I was thinking warthog call Oxford Street's hottest new gay club. Yeah. Conservatives into the game. We take them to a drag show, and then walk out saved cured if even, you know what I'm saying. I think it could be really

Dan Ilic  12:22   well, you know, Matt Canavan always goes about his day in in drag cosplayers, a coal miner anyway, so you know, he could perform at that club. If you want to give your ideas to Maggie, head on into the show notes, and we'll make sure we have all the links to all the ways you can contribute to that. So Maggie, thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear. Thanks, everyone. Yeah, so our billboard campaign continues today, I took a journey to Sylvania waters in Sydney to see this one. It's, it's already up. So if you are in Sydney south, head on over to 259 Princess highway to check this out. It has a picture of a mum and a kid in the middle of a logged forest and it says visit the old growth stumps of Tasmania and that is that is currently on the Princes Highway in Sylvania. Sylvania waters, right opposite poles hamburgers, so you know, treat yourself to a hamburger. Go see our billboard, one of our billboards and there'll be more going up as we continue over the next month, which is great. So that was good to see that one going up. What

Lewis Hobba  13:29   do you think it's gonna last longer? I just noticing where that poster is Tasmania's old growth forests or payphones.

Dan Ilic  13:38   Well, here's the thing. I hate it. It's all of these new billboards on the back of payphones. And the reason why payphones exist is to hold billboards. Now let's see only that's the only reason why payphones exist. And so there's a whole whole big story about you know, councils not wanting payphones in because if they have payphones in they're gonna have advertising in a better so his whole business model is to make money off those pay phones with advertising. That's how we love capitalism. Capitalism. Feed number two, a big Happy Valentine's Day to the editors of the Daily Mail, who published a 2014 photo of grace time blazed and holding a bond with her foot a day after disasters interview with Scott Morrison on 60 minutes the headline said and forgive me I'm going to read it out the whole thing so this could take a while. Explosive Grace time delete social media picture showing her posing next to a giant bomb, as the ex Australian of the Year is criticised by Scott Boris's wife Jenny for lacking manners. Oh my god. The headlines are just so long

Georgia Hooper  14:42   take Can you just confirm that bong was in all caps? Is that what it was?

Dan Ilic  14:46   The bomb was in all caps bomb just in case it's almost like they weren't they wanted to hear the sound of a bomb being bombed when when you

James Fitzgerald  14:56   when you read onomatopoeia yes onomatopoeia

Dan Ilic  15:00   And the article continues to say the post was lifted deleted by time now 27 on Monday morning after questions from the Daily Mail about the image, it is not suggested that miss time used the bond, only that it sat on the couch in front of her in the picture, which makes sense because the Daily Mail never asked people what they do with the things that are in the pictures I just described. So far Mungus does this make her like? Well, for you, Georgia and James, you guys are in your early 20s. Are you now seeing images for future Daily Mail articles to be written about you?

Unknown Speaker  15:34   Um, no. I think I want to post more. If anything, I've been inspired, if anything,

Georgia Hooper  15:40   the goal, I think is to have the bonk Pichai in the daily man. Yeah,

James Fitzgerald  15:45   exactly. I

Unknown Speaker  15:46   personally don't see that as a bad thing. It's an iconic photograph.

Dan Ilic  15:51   I feel like there's lots of stuff in our past that we've posted. You know, Louis and I in particular, that we're not exactly proud of now in our in our 30s and 40s. That we have to go through and scrub occasionally. Have you done a big claim Louis of your past social media pictures,

Lewis Hobba  16:07   there's not that many thing, like, I think because I work at Triple J, there's very little that can come out that would be negative press, you know, for me and my and my like, essentially, if there was a photo that came out of me with a giant bomb, our ratings would increase and I would get paid more. Like if there was a photo of me at spider just like doing massive rails in like the green room with a bunch of bands. You know, they they put another level on my house. There's not Yeah, I don't have the same kind of responsibility as the Australian of the Year.

Dan Ilic  16:40   And you might end up getting an invitation to like a WAG after party as well. Which would be great. Exactly.

Lewis Hobba  16:44   That's right man. Not even tell $2.50 came up plates. Let's do this thing.

Dan Ilic  16:50   How do you feel about this story? Is it a? Is it a weird one for you? Or is it something that you go? Oh, who cares?

Unknown Speaker  16:56   I thought it was great. I loved it. I mean, honestly, what's more Australian if not Australian of the Year, then ripping a bomb on the couch with your mates. I think that the people who were complaining they need to look inside themselves and they need to know who we are as Australians and honestly if anything, I think it was a conspiracy theory theory after the whole Scott Morrison April time in Cuba events. I think it was brought up not by the daily noun, but by the band dragon who publicly came out against Scott Morrison and and hatred against his cover of this song. And I you know what happens? When a bad cover comes out? Your likes go down, your streams go down. Spotify wants to eradicate you from the app. So I think it was them. They said what are we going to do? How are we going to turn this around? Because if you look at Google at the moment what comes up when you type in April signing Cuba? It Scott Morrison Scott Morrison said personally, I think that behind this and we need to forgive the Daily Mail.

Dan Ilic  17:59   Oh, this is something that people around trouble Jagang we should get him in for like a version.

Lewis Hobba  18:07   Get again. Ah, there was obviously some chat. Yeah. We they don't normally cover all songs on like a version. But I don't think a prime minister has done it before. But let's be honest, last year's Hold on Hold number one was the wiggle. So all bets are off. I think when we look forward, on to what's happening next year, we're gonna have to get into Yeah, um, I don't think he refuses to come in to be interviewed by any of the journalists at Triple J. So it'd be it'd be the only way we get him on. I do think, though, that, like, if you look back, I wonder if she can't be the only Australian of the Year where there's a photo of her doing drugs, you know what I mean? Like, there's got to, like, the whole thing's got to be something like, I don't know, like, hurt again. I don't I mean, there's got to be some photos and like her to get in his, in his heyday, on to Tamworth Country Music Festival, right? Oh, like, Alan Botha was a Australian, like me. And thanks so much tears on television, there's just got there's no way that there aren't more. And I also think that like for going forward from here, there's no one under like, 40 who doesn't have a photo like this? So from now on, we just have to assume that anyone who is under 40, who gets any position of power has this photo and you probably just have it on them on the day they get whatever price they get. So if you're if you're a young Prime Minister, you're the first person who's currently under 40 to become prime minister. Like thank you so much. It's a real pleasure. Just want to get this out of the way here is a photo of me doing cocaine off a friend's but it was I was young. It was two years ago.

Dan Ilic  19:40   Like a slideshow? I was a different person two years ago.

Lewis Hobba  19:43   Yes. All the different drugs.

Unknown Speaker  19:45   I feel like that was the thing is that it actually opened the doors for a bunch of like politicians to come out and actually say yeah, I'm a sterner, too. I saw that a lot on Twitter this week, which was which is fine. We like good to know that our politicians Get down.

Dan Ilic  20:01   One of the more disturbing tweets is people like Dave Sharma who are desperately trying to humanise themselves at the moment Dave Sharma even tweeted saying I should I'm sure there's a photo of me like that somewhere. I don't think this stuff is remotely in the public interest.

Lewis Hobba  20:13   I honestly I would I would eat my hat if Dave Sharma has done a drug.

Dan Ilic  20:20   Danny drug Dave Shama has done his relentless pursuit of power.

Lewis Hobba  20:26   Yeah, it was also it's also like people like Dave Schobert obviously keep voting heavily in favour of draconian drug punishments. So he's like yeah, that's cool for me know whatever arrest the white guy in 10 slack so yep. Oh,

Dan Ilic  20:38   GA you brought up Dragon's response dragon also decided to repost one of the videos I made in response to the 60 minutes thing I made this video of Scott Morrison playing ukulele in a bushfire and they reposted it on their Tik Tok and now their videos had 100,000 views had three cents for every view. Wouldn't that be great? Yeah, 100,000 views isn't exciting as it used to be when you get all this doesn't actually

Lewis Hobba  21:06   doesn't you realise it doesn't improve your life in any way in any tangible shape or form? That's profound.

Unknown Speaker  21:13   I'd say this to treasure dick. The federal government have shown you this. Now you should show them yours. That's what the Premier said yesterday, if the feds do it, we'll do it. The feds have done it. So treasure addicts should do the same.

Dan Ilic  21:28   A rational fear this week's the fear the Russians are revolting and doping as per usual now 15 year old Camilla Valera was done with a doping violation this week as for a test she took way back at Christmas time the test came back positive only this week for some heart medication which the Russian team is blaming. I'm mixing up the drugs with her grandfather's drugs I mean we've all been there many to grab like a handful of m&ms and you know, axes and poppy downs and Viagra happens to miss. The Cove Arbitration for Sport allowed her to skate regardless as they're still investigating it because the because Camilla is 15 years old and because she's young, she's got this like protected status. So fear mongers does this kind of exemption, just open the door for hordes of Russian teenagers or smackdown on their bowls on steroids to join the Olympics.

Unknown Speaker  22:22   Okay, okay. I enjoy me some figure skating when the events are happening. So I know maybe too much about this. I hypothetically, like, if I like stabbed you in the face, should I like not get punished

Dan Ilic  22:37   for it? I guess if you're a minor. I mean,

Unknown Speaker  22:42   that's a good point. That's a really, really good point. But so you should get punished. But I should get punished. Technically, I don't think like, okay, we're just like not gonna have this ceremony. That's really really quirky. But like I also don't think we should like attack this 15 year old girl. Not to be radical. Not to be radical because she is coached by Miss Miss Thing a terry tuberous who if y'all don't know, she's basically like Cruella de Vil. But instead of poppies. It's like, Wow, 15 year old Russian figure skaters. Wow. Basically, for the last like 10 years, she's kind of been physically and mentally like abusing these little girls to get them to like break records and do all this fun stuff. So like, um, I really don't think it was her grandfather's drugs that she took. I feel like she didn't know what she was doing. But it was very much a terry being like you do this, or you're gonna suffer more than if you don't do this. Um,

Dan Ilic  23:41   yeah. Yeah. I mean, that that that checks out is a story because Russia has this huge state sanctioned history of of taking drugs at the Olympics, like the Sochi Games, the ones that Russia ran, they actually had little doors, you could you could swap your urine for if you're a Russian athlete, so you could evade water and all the

Unknown Speaker  24:05   time. I think at this point, we just have to assume that all Russians are on performance enhancing drugs.

James Fitzgerald  24:10   Yeah.

Dan Ilic  24:13   Well, this is why the Russian Federation isn't actually isn't actually playing in these games. They're they're like, playing under.

Georgia Hooper  24:22   I mean, look at Putin. He's on something.

Lewis Hobba  24:26   He's on like, the whatever the magical drugs that like Hollywood celebrities are on because he looks right. Like he is. Yeah, he's good. He whatever, magical young blood like him, whatever, like Brad Pitt's getting, you know, he's getting Vladimir Putin's onto that.

Unknown Speaker  24:42   Exactly. And James, I want to say I hear your point. That she she's that she's like 15 years old, and she's got this like crazy coach. But um, you know, we got to watch out for these kids. They I think, I think they're onto something. I think they're smarter than we think. And we need to watch We need to watch out for them. I think they're all They're all innocent. I am a few years older than her. Uh huh. But um I could still manipulate my way to the Winter Olympics if I wanted to. So I think we got to keep one eye open on this.

James Fitzgerald  25:15   I have faith that you could Georgia Thank you emotionally manipulated

Dan Ilic  25:20   me emotional, passive aggressive manipulation all the way to the gold

coming up in extra fear, or what's the what's the new the new rate limit your fears?

Lewis Hobba  25:40   Yeah, I mean, I'm not married. I just my brain isn't like 30% At the moment that's the best way to come up with it short notice coming up

Dan Ilic  25:46   in lend me your fears. We're gonna hear from Wayne Smith from the smarter voting Comdata you as to why he's been stick as a band. But before we do that, let's hear some plugs. George and James, do you have anything to plug?

James Fitzgerald  25:57   Are you can listen to all episodes of working out with Georgia and James on Spotify now. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  26:04   We just one of the funniest things I've heard or year I got to mentor Georgia and James on FBI and they just absolutely killed it. I'm really excited to, to for people to listen to your podcast. I think it's fun. It's a fun time. All right. Since December last year, the Smart Energy Council snapped. They lost the plot with this government, ignoring renewable energy sector and continuously rubbishing the whole industry and propping up coal. So they decided they would go into battle against the with some stickers you could put on your beam in council grain with pictures of Barnaby Joyce and Scott Morrison holding call with the phrase bin them and chuck them out, which is kind of not the kind of behaviour you usually see from a pig industry body but it was quite fascinating. But last week, the Australian charities not for profits commission advised this mad Energy Council that that if they continue to sell their stickers, they would lose their tax status as a not for profit, which is a kind of a big deal away from this bad Energy Council is here to tell us what happened. And if you want to hear that, you'll have to listen in on extra fear. Hit subscribe on Apple podcasts, or sign up to a rational fear on Patreon patreon.com forward slash irrational fear.

Voice Over  27:17   Extra Extra fears extra level of fear, Extra Extra Extra fear extra.

Dan Ilic  27:24   Big thank you to all of our guests as well, Georgia and James, thank you for joining us on irrational fear as well.

Unknown Speaker  27:30   Thank you.

Dan Ilic  27:32   Thank you. And Louis, thank you for joining us in irrational fear despite your COVID

Lewis Hobba  27:38   Thank you I don't know if I did I feel like this might be one of the things where I wake up tomorrow and be like this was all a dream.

Dan Ilic  27:43   That's okay. You never listened back to the podcast anyway. Big thanks to red marks the birth of foundation our Patreon supporters Jacob brown on the Tepanyaki timeline Dave Bluestein ads on the discord and our also our other patreon supporters this month Sam Bateman, Megan Nick Celli Ruby and Fiona TaskUs thank you so much for joining us on Patreon please go to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear to chip in help the show stay on the road

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Bertha Announcement  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation. Hello,

Dan Ilic  0:05   Alice Fraser, not Louis Harbour. Oh my goodness, Louis.

Alice Fraser  0:09   However, unfortunately, for all involved except me, except me, I have made most of my career out of being the second person people call. And I'm very proud of that.

Dan Ilic  0:20   Yeah, pour Louis, for folks tuning in, who may not also listen to Triple J drive. You this may be the first bit of news that you'll find that Lewis haba has COVID He's got the owner. He's got the spicy cough so easily. He can't join us. He gave me a call about 10 months before the show started. I said I know just the person who can fill in your big shoes. I was Fraser

Alice Fraser  0:42   Yes. I mean, I feel like it's it's very sad that he has Coronavirus. It's one of those pieces of news though that you always feel like it should always have been the case. He is the I mean the for a grown man. He is the most like a Dickensian orphan I've ever met. He always not saying he's a sickly boy. I'm just saying that, you know if he coughs gently into a handkerchief, I wouldn't be surprised.

Dan Ilic  1:06   Well, for me, I feel like well, Surely his sheer height puts him above the breathing height of everybody else. So he he unless he's crouching down his risk is quite low.

Alice Fraser  1:18   Yeah, I think that's true. I have always noticed. Do you know vaping? Oh, yes. Do you know vaping? Yeah, you

Dan Ilic  1:25   heard of vaping heard of vaping. Yeah, I know. Louis haba. Knows vaping

Alice Fraser  1:29   I always thought that the the biggest feature of vaping as like a pre COVID thing was just knowing how big people's breath was. Because you could see you can actually see you can see Yeah, arguably vaping should be compulsory so that we can dodge a Coronavirus, or as

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Scout Boxall  5:09   Hello. Oh for having me. Oh my goodness. Now Scott has a court

Dan Ilic  5:14   transcription is do you? Is it true? You talk really fast and one of those fancy machines?

Scout Boxall  5:18   I typed so fast I typed about 97 words a minute to me. Yeah, I got the little magic thingies. I'm ready to go. I actually over in very cool news. I quit my day job. We're gonna give the performing arts ago My first step was appearing on this podcast for free

Dan Ilic  5:44   $100 will pay you money. It's okay. Oh my goodness. Yeah, oh,

Scout Boxall  5:50   my God reaches beyond my wildest dreams. I can't wait. I'm so stoked to be here. I would have done it for free. Anyway, I would have paid you for the privilege. Oh, great.

Dan Ilic  5:57   Excellent. Well, I just made $100 And she holds a Bachelor of classical voice and masters screenwriting vci, which means she's completely overqualified for this podcast. It's singer songwriter and shit Sarah, Alice, Toby.

Alice Tovey  6:10   Hello, Thank you, Dan. I'm qualified to do nothing with those pieces of paper.

Dan Ilic  6:16   It's quite incredible. Like it like two degrees like in like the Super Fine Arts. That is. That is a commitment. Well done.

Alice Tovey  6:23   It makes for great pub chat. Thank you, but really, they're just used to kind of cover the little crack in the wall of my main my rental property and that's

Dan Ilic  6:31   right, excellent. And he's the co host of Triple J drive shows harbouring it's Louis harbour

Alice Fraser  6:40   today, this one hour Actually, no, I'm gonna treat myself and just be Louis haba till midnight.

Scout Boxall  6:46   What's your next step?

Dan Ilic  6:47   Yeah. Yeah, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do next? What's the big fan

Alice Tovey  6:51   back into a Fraser pumpkin? Naturally?

Alice Fraser  6:53   Yeah, just slowly, slowly disintegrate back into myself. But I think what I will do just is revel in being tall for a bit revel in being tall.

Dan Ilic  7:00   Yeah, Have some pity quips about Kanye West and

Alice Fraser  7:04   go say using something high with my elbow?

Dan Ilic  7:07   Yeah, can I can I recommend getting incredibly outraged about the quality of a quiche? That is something I know about the risk of

Alice Fraser  7:17   such an injury that is such a specific joke. But even I Louis harbour about whom the joke is don't get the

Dan Ilic  7:23   coming up. Later, we'll be talking with Sam Holland from the new liberals will ask him how long will it take to the new liberals to be around until they get to be called the old liberals. But first here is a message from this week's sponsor, and I really apologise this.

60 Minutes Voice Over  7:38   Sunday 60 minutes goes behind the door to kirribilli house to present Australian politics like you've never seen before. The Prime Minister Scott Morrison Good morning calm and journalist cosplay calm Stephen pm Good morning to you. You know, our long suffering session very hard. Only for behind from Prime Minister to prime Daddy, I gotta tell you, I'm coming from breakfast television journalist to chief of scomo staff. Wow. It's 60 minutes of Walkley award winning 69 And then you put the finger through their watch cow Stefanova get lodged by Scott Morrison in the launch the big stick sounding

Dan Ilic  8:25   on nine and nine now. I would like to see if you would marry me. Love you man. That'll make sense a little bit later on. More on 60 minutes later, but this week's first fear spies are on the dating apps and they're doing much more than invading your DMS ASIO DG Mike Burgess confirmed that that some espionage and foreign interference with democracy when we within Australia has now supplanted terrorism as the nation's principal security concern. He was thinking the nation's principal security concern was allowing religious groups to discriminate against kids that don't either work out but know. According to ASIO spies are using social media and dating apps to mine confidential information from 1000s of Australians with classified information. The DJ said ASIO is also tracking suspicious approaches on dating apps such as tinder, Bumble and hinge.

Alice Fraser  9:21   What counts as a suspicious approach then is it like respectful? Like doesn't pick very

Dan Ilic  9:28   immediately that is very suspicious. Yeah, yeah. It is very strange. Like, what would a suspicious approach be? Would it be like, Hey, want to come around for some Netflix and state secrets? Is that like, the first line that people would do? I

Alice Tovey  9:41   dance as if single people didn't have enough to worry about already. Like, you've got to find someone who makes you laugh who likes those long walks on the beach, and now you got to make sure their terrorist cell looks promising. 

Scout Boxall  9:54   I just think it's like it's insane. To me. I'm wondering whether it's like men are getting more likely to be catfished on This because I feel like women on dating apps are so suspicious all the time. And I bet I can't. It's done. It's stunning to me. I mean, how lonely do you have to be to get into bed with the enemy literally sleep? No, that's only I mean, I

Dan Ilic  10:17   look next to it all the time. The movies like James Bond loves to get stuck on like that, you know that. That's, that's, that's, you know, that's what happens. See, I

Alice Fraser  10:25   take this story really personally, because whenever I lose a friend from my life, they sort of just evaporate or disappear. I decided to because they're a spy now. And so they can't have contact with their own life. And that's how I soothe my feelings.

Alice Tovey  10:39   And now  they're Mrs spy. 

Scout Boxall  10:42   That sounds super healthy. Alice, I can't wait for you to unpack that in a Medicare rebate a therapy session. That's fantastic. I am I actually have a personal element to this because my mom dated a spy. Australian spy. Yeah, yeah. In the 80s before she met my dad, from the Treasury Department. So way less interesting. But she got fully vetted. Like they'd been dating for about nine months, he was going to pop the question. And so like some ASIO guys came over and asked her a bunch of questions. She was working in the treasury at the time, and so she passed with flying colours, and then she broke up with him. So

Dan Ilic  11:15   did you trashed it? Did she get any state secrets while she was dating here?

Scout Boxall  11:19   No, but she realised how gullible she was like, she was like, yeah, he just kept going on the se trips to Iran. And I just thought that sounds that sounds exotic. That sounds fun. Not sure what you're doing there for CSIRO. But I'm sure there's something interesting going on. So she's a smart lady. But she's she's booksmart not street smart. Well,

Dan Ilic  11:37   I mean, I mean, here's something like my dad worked for ASIO. And my mom and dad dated after Oh, no, my mom dad stated as he was still working for ASIO. So they I mean, but you know, did she No. Yeah, I think eventually. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, yeah. Each

Alice Tovey  11:54   to write things with pens, and then turn into little cameras and guns, just like something's going on. 

Scout Boxall  11:59   Everything in the house is invisible angel is like always an eye in there ready to warm up the lemon juice. You can see the secret message.

Dan Ilic  12:06   Yeah, it was like, Please tidy, please take out the beans. But it was written in lemon ink. Yeah. It's interesting. I don't dad has never divulged any information. From his time working in ASIO. I just assumed that he was chasing down Croatian separatists that were running around the country at the time. Back in back in the 60s. So yeah. That's some really hard questions before. Before. Yeah,

Scout Boxall  12:28   once the state speak once the state Secrets Act is expired, like

Alice Fraser  12:34   30 More than 30 years, my dad has to know an ex CIA agent who became a meditation teacher. Oh, my God. Is that just this podcast and after

Dan Ilic  12:46   he became a meditation teacher to deal with these PTSD?

Scout Boxall  12:49   I was about to say he was in he was

Alice Fraser  12:51   in Southeast Asia working for the CIA and he became interested in the Oriental religions and then interested he didn't want to keep murdering people for fun. It probably

Dan Ilic  13:01   was a cover up of like, okay, now say hum, and also what your password is, or, Yes,

Scout Boxall  13:09   transfixing. And I'd like and that's the dining. It's like, if you can get if you can look, if you can fuck them good enough. A little pillow talk at the end. It's like so um, what was the name of your first pet? What would be the last four numbers of your Medicare number? Just like off the bat, just like I'm so interested in you.

Alice Fraser  13:28   I mean, if you're talking after sex, you're doing it wrong.

Scout Boxall  13:34   Yeah, you should have your vocal cords absolutely excoriated. You shouldn't be able to make a word. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  13:39   Normally, I wouldn't play a clip from Senator James Patterson. But he did make a pretty good point on on this issue. He also sits on the joint committee for intelligence and security.

James Patterson  13:49   Let's remember that. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. If you're a six, and there are 10. It might not be your looks that they've been charmed by it might be your access to classified information.

Dan Ilic  14:02   As someone who's a five that is very cutting is very.

Alice Tovey  14:06   Dan, can I just say that that is a scathing recommendation from the Ministry for negging just

David Speers  14:15   Do you agree with the sentiment that keeping wages at a relatively modest level is a deliberate feature of our economic architecture to actually drive jobs growth? Absolutely not. And Bill Shorten to even suggest that I think is actually coining I'm quoting Mateus coolmath finance minister here, Minister, your colleague,

Voice Over  14:36   he's absolutely right. Your fear is rational.

Dan Ilic  14:40   This week's second fear after three years of threatening and with only three sitting days of Parliament left the coalition tried and then failed to pass a religious discrimination bill which in terms would kind of allow religious organisations to do more discriminating array freedom to discriminate? It's just what Jesus would have wanted. At 5am Thursday morning, the debate was still raging with the five liberals crossing the floor to vote with Labour and the cross benches in support of amendments that the independents put up to abolish the rights of religious schools to discriminate against gay and trans kids. Five liberals cross the floor which is pretty extraordinary now responding to criticism levelled at him by ministers of his own party Scott Morrison said I don't feel betrayed. I don't feel upset I don't feel much anything because that's the benefit of being a complete psycho. So fear mongers Did you solve this bill go down. Why does God need to help the Australian Christian lobby scout?

Scout Boxall  15:37   Oh my god I'm so this bill hits pretty close to home for me. I went to a religious private school is a little kiddo. And as a bait Basically, first of all, I want to give a shout out to the five MPs who broke ranks. So Bridget Archer, Trent Zimmerman, Fiona Martin, Katie Allen and Dave Sharma. Like congrats to you guys for showing that good people can get in the way of a bad build, you know what I mean? But um, I think the thing that really worries

Alice Fraser  16:04   me is pushing it.

Scout Boxall  16:07   But but you know what I mean? Like, it's nice to see like a skerrick of conscience in the liberal party like and even if, you know, I fundamentally disagree on them on literally everything else they do. That's one good thing they did do. The sad thing now is that, like, we're now going into election where this could potentially be, like, a debate issue, like and I just really worry that trans and queer kids in schools are essentially going to get thrown under the bus as the liberal party tries to like not like themselves, like split into different factions. And it's just it's, it's really disheartening to see that like, you can Yeah, it's it's really disheartening, so it's actually been like a really, really tough week for the community. I can

Dan Ilic  16:45   I can totally imagine it's so weird that this political football has even come into play because it's just pure culture war bullshit that absolutely doesn't need to happen I don't know if you know anything about the country right now but there's a bunch of other stuff that needs to kind of get done

Alice Tovey  17:02   it's like a little glob yellow pen Nene going on. It's also pretty rude for like trans people to be used as political footballs when they've been historically excluded from sport

Dan Ilic  17:13   that's a no comment. So my place to comment on

Alice Tovey  17:16   that No, I can comment on that and I can say that's a good joke Alice 

Scout Boxall  17:20   thank you 

Alice Tovey  17:23   I just want to be a political little hockey puck to cut me on the ice baby I got no I got in my house. Boiling right now. Oh, my goodness.

Dan Ilic  17:30   It's so cheap that this whole community has to be this political football at this time. Like no one needs that when there's so so much other stuff that the government actually needs to get done.

Alice Fraser  17:40   Done. I think it's a problem that's gonna solve itself if we ignore climate change long enough and focus on this kind of stuff. Eventually, everyone will just be floating around neck deep in water and you won't have to worry about any kind of gender presentation still have gills and be fish

Scout Boxall  17:57   as no segregated change rooms in the apocalypse. Ever everyone ships at the end of the day, maybe? 

Voice Over  18:04   A Rational Fear. The reality is if we if you have to disclose all of your donors, people won't donate to

Dan Ilic  18:10   a rational fear. This week's third fear Jenny Morrison is going primetime in what appears to be the puffy first of all puff pieces. 60 minutes is doing a soft lens job on Scott Morrison to curry favour with the audience no doubt. Well, Dan, Dan, I was gonna say that silence was me cutting up my comedy card.

Scout Boxall  18:28   Oh my god the curry.

Dan Ilic  18:33   Sam maiden wrote up a piece based on a car Stefanova interview, which Carl said the following quote regarding their 2020 trip to why also Jenny makes a killer Margarita, which is kind of strange with the whole Hawaii thing. I don't know if anyone's told Carl, but Margarita is out from Hawaii.

They're not from Hawaii,

Alice Fraser  18:53   easily and they're a kind of pizza.

Dan Ilic  18:57   cow goes on to say the textile scandals. I mean, there's nothing she doesn't address and she's you know, she's herself. I don't think she's the person who's manipulated by Pr boffins. She's real. I think she connects in a real way that's open and honest. incredibly refreshing. fear mongers. Why? Why does it sound like that Jenny would make a better Prime Minister than Scott Morrison.

Alice Tovey  19:18   Because she would at this stage she used wad of paper towel would be better than Scott Morrison. At this point in time.

Dan Ilic  19:26   We're going to play hang on a sec. Now. I'm going to play the the trailer to the 60 minutes piece. It's gonna get to it on Sunday. If you want to joke, just yell out hang on a sec. And I'll stop the tape. Here we go.

Alice Fraser  19:36   I will say pause for a minute because I don't do colloquialisms.

Dan Ilic  19:40   Okay, very good. You could say pause for a minute. All right, here we go. Let's play pause for a minute. Here we go. Ready? Here we go.

60 Minutes Voice Over  19:46   Do you sleep we want in the toughest week?

Alice Tovey  19:51   Yeah, a lot of lizards actually don't have eyelids so he probably always be sleepy but his eyes open.

Unknown Speaker  20:00   We'd like everybody it'll see. Of course I do. In the toughest,

Scout Boxall  20:03   of course are minute. Q Q. Scott Morrison raising his hands to the camera and just showing his own stigmata. He bleeds for our sins everyone 

Alice Tovey  20:14   we love the Catholic school joke Scouty

Alice Fraser  20:17   I mean, also I liked the way that that question got asked of like, do you like you really like it really like as though that were a hard hitting question like, do you actually have blood

Scout Boxall  20:28   Karl Stefanovic is really like the recapture. Like, are you human please take Can you see like three chimneys in the same that's like the extent of is

Alice Fraser  20:37   exhausting when they say prove that you're human and you have to go off and live a full happy life. Eat me eventually die. And by then you've forgotten the Amazon password.

60 Minutes Voice Over  20:48   Scott Morrison fights back, you might need more than a miracle this time. You might need the second coming. Well, I believe in that too.

Scout Boxall  20:56   Oh, hang on a sec. I think he's ever made a woman come one way but also I love

Dan Ilic  21:09   looking for my horn.

Scout Boxall  21:11   It was such a flatulent one. I loved it. That's beautiful.

Alice Fraser  21:14   Well, I just liked that he presented his like horrifying evangelical fervour as a kind of a fun perk of his personality. I believe in that too. And also not even gay people and you go okay, what well, you know There we go.

Unknown Speaker  21:30   60 minutes behind the scenes in the kitchen cabinet. Observe the knives only from behind. Mr. launches his secret weapon.

Scout Boxall  21:41   Hang on a sec. Oh, Jenny is a secret weapon. Really? Escaped guys. This is the secret weapon. Man. The secret weapon she's been the shield this whole time Jesus is the sword Jenny is the shield. She's the one that like, absorbs all of the flak all the insults and is the only woman who can bear to stand next to him on camera and be like, he's actually a really cool guy. 

Alice Tovey  22:05   Jenny to Scott Morrison right now is like a very thick carpet that gets rolled over the road if there's nails on it so people can drive over and not get hurt.

Dan Ilic  22:16   What would you say? He's 16 year old so

Scout Boxall  22:20   hang on. Okay, genuine cry for help at this point. At what point do we go in and emancipate Jenny Morrison? Like she's just she's gazing out from these crazy eyes like yeah, I love this man and I love my country and I love Jesus Jenny Valle de Anza open like messengers anytime day or night we're here for you girl. Get some of the lemons make some invisible ink get one of those scholastic a Spy Kids you got you got for the kids. You can get out better you can get out slip into

Dan Ilic  22:47   my DMs like a Chinese spy Jenny slip

60 Minutes Voice Over  22:51   she's a night I actually felt sick to my stomach and so 

Alice Tovey  22:59   hang on a sec. I mean yeah if scomo touched my leg like that like it was a teenage boy at a social here I'd feel sick to my stomach do can't believe he didn't leave room for Jesus on that couch. That is just uncalled for it was probably after she had one of his disgusting Gary's What is it with the man and curries all the time? Yeah, he thinks salt is a spice they're not gonna it's not gonna be a good curry. Let's let's

Alice Fraser  23:25   not be unfair to Jenny. She's probably an absolute asshole as well.

Not assume that cheese

situation she's probably like giving him an oily massage being like a bit, you know, hot.

Scout Boxall  23:40   Oh, go Layne Maxwell vibes, Lady Macbeth vibes

Alice Fraser  23:47   the women in this situation. This feminist.

Scout Boxall  23:50   I was just about to say Feminists can be absolute cants too. And that's, we love that. Then you can go to Hawaii to sink. Just hang on. Do soon. That was three years ago. It's not too soon. Hawaii is not too soon.

Dan Ilic  24:09   When are we going to start talking about those bushfires from three years ago when when we get to talking about accountability? You know, everything is too soon for this government. Everything is too soon for Scott Morrison. He always waits until things become a crisis. Like it all starts with the anger then problem you know, it's basically builds and builds and builds and then it shuts his pants and this is the same the Engadine doctrine works right across this like putting here

60 Minutes Voice Over  24:33   Sunday online and offline now.

Dan Ilic  24:38   There we go. It wasn't that amazing. Who's excited? Anyone?

Scout Boxall  24:43   I will genuinely be tuning in like it's it's like how you watch a live stream of some ferrets at the zoo. Like you just want to see what happens. There's not gonna be any substantive political debate or any like serious journalistic, you know, investigation but tiny insight into your evening of watching fair What's the zoo? Wanna Live? Yeah, what's the what are you gonna do about it? Are you gonna come over here and fight me? You know? Watch it to Alice's Oh no.

Dan Ilic  25:10   Next week we'll have three Alice's will just get up every week a new album. The 2022 federal elections are shaping up to be to be a bit of an interesting one, with the electorate becoming more and more suspicious of major parties. Many are turning to independents and minor parties and one of those minor parties has a pretty major name, the new liberals? Do they still believe in chambray shirts and chinos? Do they still believe in looking at refugees for an undetermined amount of time? Or are they like New Coke? They taste different? They're heavy on the fields. Joining us now from the new liberals is Sam Holland, who is 26 and he's going for the Queensland electorate of Ford. Hello, Sam. Welcome to irrational fear.

Sam Holland  25:49   Hey, guys, um, thank you for having me.

Dan Ilic  25:51   It's great to have you. First of all, let's get some business out of the way. Who are the new liberals? And what do you stand for?

Sam Holland  25:58   It's a common misconception that the liberals were the first Liberal Party in Australia. And every time I have this conversation with someone, it's a really big thing. But we're sort of a spin off of the original liberals. And so not the old liberals, the new liberals, and the sort of competing against our really annoying older brother.

Dan Ilic  26:14   So I like the old liberal should I be called liberal classic.

Sam Holland  26:20   out of there, yeah, that's a good yeah. librettos

Alice Fraser  26:25   was truly liberal. Opera joke. Well done.

Sam Holland  26:29   Thank you. I try my best.

Alice Fraser  26:31   I just figured I was the one. I mean, Alice. Come on.

Alice Tovey  26:34   Oh, I got it. I giggled very well done. 

Scout Boxall  26:36   I used to go to the opera. My parents vote Liberal. So yeah, we're all across the libretto.

Dan Ilic  26:43   So tell me, when you say a Liberal Party, is it in the true sense of the liberal party?

Sam Holland  26:49   Yeah, that's right. So basically, equality and trying to make everyone look using reason and logic and science and try to make the world a better place and not being corrupt. That's our main thing. Because, like, me, we really need to change that.

Dan Ilic  27:08   When you pick a name, like the new liberals that has a, that has, like a really heavy connotation to it, is is that in order to attract liberal, previous liberal voters who are upset with the levels of kind of cronyism and corruption that are happening in the liberals, or is it to attract Labour Party voters or greens voters? Like how how, what's the thinking behind the name? I know, you're not the person who founded it, I'm just, you know, asking questions. Yeah.

Sam Holland  27:34   It did start off as a, I guess, looking at the liberal voters who believe in liberal values, but then they just got attracted to the liberal party with a dime and nothing else. So that's where it started at. But as we get further on, it seems that the people who are really keen on sort of those sort of, they don't want to vote Liberal, but also they're not really, there's been a little bit disenfranchised of the Labour Party too. And we're trying to provide an option and we're not trying to compete against the Labour Party, we just put a broad, I guess, the Pepsi to their coke. And

Scout Boxall  28:04   don't call yourselves the Pepsi say your car. No one's going for Pepsi

Sam Holland  28:09   know when the LA ice

Dan Ilic  28:13   right. Now, one of the areas that the new liberals really differentiating themselves, and this is kind of similar territory to the climate independencies big around climate change, and, and conservation. What kind of some of the big marquee policies the new liberals have around climate change?

Sam Holland  28:32   Well, for example, we're not going to net zero by 2700 or something. Yeah, but again, it's we got to wait 2030 Like the rest of the world sees be heading for honestly, we have a plan is budgeted plan for 2035. But we think dream big, good 2030.

Dan Ilic  28:50   That's super interesting in like, is that to do with emissions reduction? Or is that like basing it along? Fictitious things like carbon capture and storage?

Sam Holland  29:01   No, it's a renewable they're already the cheapest and most efficient form of energy. The thing that really got me onto this is like, you always hear the arguments that renewables are a viable option. But if we all just put our super into companies that were investing in renewables, we'd already hit zero, but 2030 a little bit with any government interaction. I'm microbiologist story.

Dan Ilic  29:21   Yes, man man with a dominant claw has put up a quote a comment saying he cites this is a scientist, what flavour of science is it really relevant to climate science? Yes, you're a microbiologist and you have put your PhD candidacy on hold so you can run for this election. Does that concern you? Like if you if you win, is that your major concern? Like you'll be like our damn I won't become a doctor for another at least another three years.

Sam Holland  29:48   Yeah, well, yeah. So my plan is become a like an MD PhDs are both the doctors and foray into politics was not really on my plan until I saw how badly the government screwed up this because I'm like I actually, in my undergraduate degree got tested on how I'd manage Coronavirus. It was an epidemic admittedly, but let's just say the you're

Dan Ilic  30:11   responsible for Coronavirus, you actually predicted it might happen.

Scout Boxall  30:16   You were doing your undergrad in Wuhan. And you got me like Samuel, something's gone wrong at the lab here. We need to sort this out right now. And you're like, Oh, I'm going for politics at this point.

Sam Holland  30:28   That's exactly what happened. You got because

Dan Ilic  30:31   now you're in Logan city, which is, which I understand is a fairly progressive local council, particularly when it comes to climate action yet at the federal level, this the fact the federal candidate is a is a liberal, very conservative on a federal level. How, why is that? Why do you why is the local council so progressive, and so climate action oriented, but in the federal level? Of course, you know, you have the Liberal Party up

Sam Holland  30:57   there. Yeah, issue is that the local council sort of a Sharada being really quiet, you know, quiet? Yes. Liberal. Like realistically, um, it actually I can say this now, because it's sort of come out the local councillor who is very aligned with the incumbent MP, she told me to my face if I a preference anyone above, anyone above, but she killed me, she'd fucking kill me. Whoa, and then and then on top of that, so I got at the stage where I got a campaign on this, right. And so I wanted to, like get a campaign office, and that helped this charity, I'm just using the front roof myself. And the council, like owned the property and went, Oh, too bad. You can't rent it from us.

Dan Ilic  31:43   What happens? And so was it a liberal counsellor told you that they're going to kill you?

Sam Holland  31:48   Yeah, it's right to buffets in front of a campaign manager.

Scout Boxall  31:51   Do you have receipts? Oh, no.

Sam Holland  31:56   She looks at me. She looks at me in the face. And she goes, I'm really glad you got that liberal on your shirt. Because, you know, like, that's what I believe in. I'm a real bluevoda. And I wouldn't I wouldn't be speaking to you if you didn't have the word liberal on your shirt. So obviously, I agree with your policies. And I'm like, you haven't read my policies.

Scout Boxall  32:14   You also haven't read a dictionary? Like that's not. There's more to that word than just that party. That's insane. That's batshit insane. So yeah, Sam

Dan Ilic  32:25   a huge concern for your life now that some liberal counsellor is going to kill you.

Sam Holland  32:30   My boy has been blackmailed into potentially

Alice Tovey  32:35   speedily driven BMWs in your area, my love. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  32:38   Sam, that's not it. That's not how you answer that question. You You're meant to say, I don't mind if she kills me or not. What I can tell you is I'm getting on with the job. That's what you that's how you answer that question. I'm just focused will

Alice Fraser  32:50   continue to do so from beyond the

Scout Boxall  32:55   policy decisions by ouija board. It's great.

Dan Ilic  32:57   Now one of the key policies that you're kind of working on for your local area is around koala habitat. Tell me Tell us a little bit about that.

Sam Holland  33:03   Yeah, so um, I guess like most people, our age, sort of started thinking about this. Well, and the initial seed obviously came from the bushfires. But the second seed to the came from the friendly jordiz video about the Great Wall National Park. And so actually, on my campaign team, I have an expert who studies koalas and protecting corals and said, Hey, is that actually a good idea? He said, Yeah, it's not a bad idea. But a better idea would be connect all the existing state preservation with koalas because a larger the buyer corridor, if you connect to the existing habitats, you actually provide a better, it'd be better both the quality and it'd be cheaper to we started looking at that. And actually, we've costed it and it even actually goes past where the great quality National Park would be.

Dan Ilic  33:48   Well, Sam, you know, you're 26. So you've got, you know, a few more runs in you. So if you don't, if you don't get up this election, there's always the next election and the election after that election after that. By then you'll be like a qualified doctor. And yeah, look even more impressive on the poster. For folks who are considering moving away from the major parties, what's one thing that you would tell them to vote for you?

Sam Holland  34:15   My biggest thing is the anti corruption commission. We really need a proper anti corruption commission that can punish people retroactively, like corruption is a crime. It doesn't matter. Like just because there isn't a police force currently doesn't mean that you should get away with those crimes. But both political parties seem to think that like one just says don't be a police force. The other one goes, Okay, let's have a police force but only look at it from now on.

Dan Ilic  34:38   And of course, of course, the anti the anti corruption body that the government was planning on putting up this time around actually had retrospective powers a bad idea.

Sam Holland  34:56   I just paid a fee Dunn's face, like a Monday afternoon Hey, If you're telling me you want to put us all in jail, Scott,

Dan Ilic  35:04   you're telling me that it costs a billion dollars a year to run the narrow detention centre like the same as it cost to run the ABC and you're not corrupt. Okay, interesting. That is it for a rational fear a big thank you to all of our guests tonight. Alice Fraser Scott box or Alice Toby Sam Holland. Big thank you. Now it's time to do the plugs. What would you like to plug scout?

Scout Boxall  35:24   I have a show coming up at the Melbourne Comedy Festival called buck wild from the 30th of March to the 10th of April. So if anyone's in Melbourne, I'd love to see you there.

Dan Ilic  35:34   And congratulations on becoming a 2022 Moosehead recipient. That is awesome.

Scout Boxall  35:40   Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

Dan Ilic  35:42   Cool Alice Tovey.

Alice Tovey  35:43   Well. Yes, I have two shows coming up at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. You can see my show one night only over seven nights. Or you can come and see my late night show the Melbourne metropolitan real estate agent of the Year awards 2022. With Frankie McNair Yeah, that's

Dan Ilic  35:59   great. I I've always wanted to do a show at the MCG and have the posters of giant posters and say Dan Ilic McG one night only. And like have it like in a conference room at the MCG and then and then like and then when I could add when I sell out add more shows like new dates added. For the end. I was like waiting

Scout Boxall  36:22   to get tickets.

Alice Fraser  36:24   I was I have three shows at the Melbourne Comedy Night. I will be doing my show Cronos in Adelaide and Melbourne and Perth if they open the borders ever again and then in Edinburgh, but you can find me online at patreon.com/ellis Fraser it's a one stop shop for all of my standup specials podcasts blogs, and my weekly tea with Alice salons.

Dan Ilic  36:45   Yeah, jump on there salons that's good. That's good fun, Sam. Anything you like yeah,

Sam Holland  36:50   I have a show the opera house so he's doing that seriously. If you're in town, come on via I met me all the time and just just check out the other options, and then preference live before the liberals.

Dan Ilic  37:08   If you want to know more about preferencing please head to irrational fears newsletter. Kar Schlegel has written a great piece on the importance of preferencing and preference where you put your preferences. So that is from two weeks ago on the rational feed newsletter, and she's coming up non Tuesday with a brand new con so stick around for that on the rational feed newsletter as well. Big thank you to rode mics the birth of foundation, our Patreon supporters Jacob Brown, Kili and David Lee constable. And also a big thanks to new patreon supporters who've signed up Meredith Harper at sea caves. Angus Templeton, Sophie haha what? Tim Baker and Catherine Thank you very much. And before we go, I've been getting some fundraising emails from the state liberals in New South Wales. So I decided to give them a call to find out what kind of perks you get. When you donate let me let me just get my phone where is it?

Good morning Liberal Party K speaking. Hi, Kate. How are you? Good. How are you? Excellent. I'm just got the donation email and I just wanted to share it. Well, I just wanted to ask you, what do I get for donating? Is there anything special?

Liberal Secretary  38:21   I'm not sure I'll put you through to the donations who's calling play. My name is Dan. Dan, I have no problem. You have questions?

Dan Ilic  38:35   Do you have any any perks for donating? We

Liberal Staffer  38:38   do give merchandise for our members. They sometimes get mugged. Like it might, you know, maybe a little bit too much dices. We're looking for something in particular.

Dan Ilic  38:52   What about like a cop? Do you get a free car park or a boat shed? I can't make any promises. I can honestly say no, that's fine. Thank you very much for your help.

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Dan Ilic  0:04   G'day Lewis. How are you?

Lewis Hobba  0:06   Good evening Daniel. I'm well I'm well how are you?

Dan Ilic  0:09   I'm really good. I feel I feel it's good having a week off, isn't it like it's good when NBN besets your podcast with Whoa, that you can actually record and you have to take a week off from doing it. God. Yeah. Every week.

Lewis Hobba  0:20   You think you were taken down by the powers that be? You think you're getting too powerful?

Dan Ilic  0:24   Yeah, I have been in getting into quite quite a Twitter stash every time Tim Wilson tweets. I don't know if you've seen this. Tim Wilson is all of a sudden turned into it like an environmentalist. I've seen it. Yeah. It's quite the transformation for some guy who has been at the EPA for years trying to rip down every bit of climate policy. He's the guy that's like, Hey, come on over and we can do it.

Lewis Hobba  0:49   It actually makes you really wonder what it's like when he catches up with his old but like, do they? Like when he goes back to the IPA for the secret meetings when he puts the hood on and he goes underground? And they when they're finished with the chanting? Like, Are they friendly to him? Or like they go we know what you're doing him and it's okay. Or they like you trader used to be one of us.

Dan Ilic  1:09   Oh, we know what you're doing just you know, getting one more time we need to keep the power keep the power to him, placate them keep those votes away from I mean, we will talk to Georgia steel a little bit about this later on. But I feel like there's this incredible moment. We're in right now where liberals are trying to pretend to be environmentalists because all the quote unquote conservative environmentalist votes are now heading towards these climate independence, which is pretty interesting. So

Lewis Hobba  1:34   it is there on edge. I'm on edge as well. Actually, I have to admit, I haven't been to this part of my bedroom in a few days. In the middle of the night, like Three nights ago. I thought I saw a cockroach over here. And so I came over like 3am with a shoe. And I whacked the cockroach and it felt like a dead cockroach would. And then it was too late in the night for me to deal with the body of a cockroach. I was like I can't kill but I can't clean up. I went

Dan Ilic  1:58   somewhere there's a mass grave of cockroaches from where you're sitting right now.

Lewis Hobba  2:02   Sydney is a mass grave of cockroaches. I am I haven't been back here for three days. And this is what's coming over to my computer. I thought I'm gonna have to deal with the dead body. That cockroach got here. And there is no dead body of a cockroach twist dude still alive somewhere in this room. And now I can start thinking about it.

Dan Ilic  2:20   Well, you are a Victorian by nature. So I assume you're not adjusting to Sydney cockroaches yet? I mean, 15 years, but you still haven't adjusted to the big Sydney cockroach.

Lewis Hobba  2:32   I don't know how people live here. Like I don't. I don't know how, like, they live here and were just renting from the cockroaches in this city. It's wild.

Dan Ilic  2:42   Well, I gotta tell you, that is an apt metaphor for all of Australia right now. We are all just renting from the cockroaches. Big shout out to everyone who turned up to our opera house show that was cancelled and show you that opera house show is going to be rescheduled for June. So hang on to your tickets. And we'll see you in June. And hello to anyone who may have been thinking go to bed thinking about going to a Judas Nielsen show at the Judith Nielsen institute that's now going to be rescheduled for May because of the whole Omicron stuff. So just a bit of housekeeping out of the way. I say we start tonight's show. What do you reckon, Louis?

Lewis Hobba  3:18   Let's do it. Let's do it.

Dan Ilic  3:19   I'm recording my irrational fear on Gadigal land in the Eora. Nation sovereignty was never said we need a treaty. Let's start the show.

Unknown Speaker  3:25   A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, Canberra, and gum and section 40 of our rational view recommended listening by immature audience.

Dan Ilic  3:39   Tonight, Morrison scraps empathy training and instead spends $200,000 on basic grocery costs consultancy, and Bitcoin has halved in value sparking concerns of a crypto winter where crypto bros will be forced to live with their parents and only communicate to each other via podcasts, also known as a crypto Summit, and In a surprise move, Scott Morrison agrees with Matt McGowan's decision to keep wa borders sharp saying that anything to prevent Perth based comedians from infecting the eastern states with improv is a good thing. It's the fourth of February and this is a podcast with more side either Grace time, this is a rational fear.

Hi, welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former Supreme Court Judge Dan Ilic. And rational fear if you this is your first time listening. It's kind of like the rat tests of podcast it's it's painful as negative but ultimately, more than once a week it gets a little annoying. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. First time fear mongers Indeed, He is the Multiple Award nominated podcaster and comedian from the do go on podcast. He's got a tiny head, but it's filled with facts. It's Dave Warner. Hey,

Dave Warnake  4:55   hello. Great to be here. Good evening.

Dan Ilic  4:59   Yeah, I can't believe you guys. They're up to 103 127 episodes friend and 27. That is an incredible incredibly prolific well done,

Dave Warnake  5:06   thank you. Some would say too much, but I say never enough, we will never stop

Lewis Hobba  5:11   you. Your podcast is notable for being one of the only comedy podcasts that requires preparation. Yes, probably. Like you've actually really shot yourself in the foot.

Dave Warnake  5:22   It's a choice we regret every single week.

Dan Ilic  5:26   And she also is the co host of that podcast she's just returned from the frontlines of battling COVID-19 Her tests may be negative, but her laughter is contagious. Also from do go on is Jess Perkins.

Jess Perkins  5:39   Oh my god what a delight thank you so much for having me. Perfect timing to be on a podcast that's you know really focused on news and politics when you still have brain fog and when to say roll because that's where

Dan Ilic  5:54   she doesn't think she knows she's got brain frog. And he's the only Boomer left at Triple J.

Lewis Hobba  6:01   Richard king so have you heard that? Richard Kings I can't leave until it like I can stay there as long as he's there because I'm the second oldest man in the back of my head like a whole I write most of Elvis

Dan Ilic  6:21   Hey, I wanted to give everyone a bit of a joke keeper update now folks who are Patreon members have already seen this. They're already aware of what's going on. But I thought I'd update everyone who listens normally. So

Lewis Hobba  6:34   here's a bit of a just gonna be sorry, Dan, if I can interrupt is this for the podcast, this is gonna be a largely visual presentation.

Dan Ilic  6:40   For me allegedly. This is why you need to be a streamer like the seven people who are 21 people who are streaming right now. So you know this is

Lewis Hobba  6:48   you are listening on the podcast. Maybe just skip ahead two minutes.

Dan Ilic  6:52   Well, we do video content turn. And if you've been seeing our videos, John, John boy, our video assistant takes our stream and cuts it up and puts it out onto the internet every Friday and Saturday and Sunday. So I don't have to. It's amazing. We've got a guy who, who makes videos and puts them on the internet.

Lewis Hobba  7:07   Yeah, I'm just saying this is not what I say in front of me is that you've got a slideshow. And I just wonder if how long you like podcasts before you realise you can't do a fucking slideshow.

Dan Ilic  7:22   Here's the thing. If you want to see these pictures, go to the Patreon a rational fear.com forward slash Patreon and you can get a taste

Unknown Speaker  7:33   for it. There's a guy does it.

Dan Ilic  7:37   But if you want to see it, if you want to see it, you got to pay for it. This is what we're trying to do. I'm trying to funnel people Louis from the free thing to the thing that gets paid. So making money on the podcast, I understand and I know you work at the ABC taxpayer dollars fund your cushy dope smoking lifestyle going on watching your Kanye West in your Vera blues all around the country. And you're hot tracks and the bankers and the flippers and the flumes. But come on, mate. We're gonna try and make money on these things somehow.

Lewis Hobba  8:07   I don't care. I don't get paid for this podcast.

Dan Ilic  8:11   So anyway, I wanted to kind of give you a breath. So you may remember we did we had a billboard in Josh Frydenberg electric in in Hawthorne, and it was a billboard you weren't allowed to put any political messaging up. So we put up this billboard that says hey, it's time to buy a standing desk because you're about to lose your seat. And that got lovely billboard was kind of handled plenty of space for someone to vandalise it and they did they fertilise it with a good Frydenberg right along the bottom of it not next to Hey, empty blank space, but Frydenberg at the bottom, so,

Dave Warnake  8:43   you know they worried that he wasn't gonna get it.

Dan Ilic  8:46   Perhaps Yeah. So as a result, this got an ATC warning and it got taken down. So I tried to get another one up. So I tried to get a billboard up saying hey, go to Hawaii is a wonderful Hawaiian holiday hilarious Hawaii joke. And they said that was too political. And then I'll hit is Yeah, Hawaiian hideaway for when things get too hot at home bushfires. And they said, No, that's too political. You can't play that up. You know, I can't advertise her way that's too political. I said yep. Okay, all right. So but by the time we got around to negotiating the billboards, Bates had been gone. And so I decided to put one up in Bundaberg to attract the ire of our friend of the show who we like to make fun of on the show rather, Keith Pitt, Keith Pitt who is who's the MP for Hinkler up there. He is famous for not talking about battery power. He hates batteries. He can't even say the word battery. He goes on Sky News in this great Sky News interview from a few months back you may remember where he couldn't even say the word battery. It's fantastic. So I decided to do a billboard with a vibrator that says Hey Keith, batteries give you power in the dark. And unfortunately, the out of home company said that was too political and also to 62 Sexy so I decided to give this one a go. I said hey, outdoor company how about this one? It's a billboard. And it says Do you know batteries can give you power in the dark with a flashlight and

Dave Warnake  10:11   a flashlight. Come on.

Dan Ilic  10:13   Well hang on a second. They said well, that was too political and they wouldn't run it. And then I said, How about this is the one batteries Wow. And they said actually, you know, we'll compromise we'll put batteries Wow up in the main street of Bundaberg that's not political. But as Dave keen eyes have discovered that the flashlight was actually a flashlight

Dave Warnake  10:42   where I didn't realise I don't know

Dan Ilic  10:48   guys, we did get them over by putting a sex toy on the main street of Bundaberg critical thing about this is that this is actually above a battery shop some one of our listeners went and took a photo of it so batteries WoW is actually above the shop

Lewis Hobba  11:07   everyone's gonna think it's an ad for the battery shop

Dan Ilic  11:10   for the battery shop and like so if you are in bonded Bundaberg and you're going down Mira road, I think it's merubah Rhodia merubah Street, head on down there, check out our batteries. Wow, take a photo with a selfie and we'll we'll put it on our social so

Lewis Hobba  11:26   if you are a standing desk company and you know there's a billboard anywhere near your shop, let us know because Dan can put the Josh standing billboard above there. Do another joke that no one will understand.

Dan Ilic  11:40   We've got more billboards lighter and more visual jokes for the podcast later on. When we have Georgia steel. She's the independent candidate for Hughes will run our billboards that are ending up in her electorate will also ask her how will she deal? or rather how will Craig Kelly deal with running against a competent person. But first of all, let's have a message for this week's sponsor. In these uncertain times, it's important to be fiscally responsible our nation's on the edge of an economic cliff with very little interest in interest rates

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Unknown Speaker  13:59   Well, you know, I've maybe there's some bravery to it for you know, speaking to someone face to face. I don't know I I love this so much. Because more and more. I'm starting to Yeah, be a bit more mindful about what I'm texting to people. Because of screenshots. I'm just terrified of screenshots. I can't even say that I'd be you know, saying anything particularly bad but you just never know.

Lewis Hobba  14:25   If I ever let if I leaked the our text message thread between you and a Perko. It would just be you asking me every week are you my best friend?

Jess Perkins  14:37   I'll get you Monday. And when I do you better believe I'm screenshotting that

Dan Ilic  14:43   it really goes against the first rule of politics, which is never ever put anything into writing ever. Like why why would you even why would you

Lewis Hobba  14:50   do that? Why didn't they like put it on the like telegram you know, the one that disappears?

Dan Ilic  14:57   Oh, yeah, tell it that one way Snapchat a jello. Yeah. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  15:00   that's right, then you can put it with a little dick pic. It's gone? Well,

Dan Ilic  15:04   I mean, the benefit of a telegram of an actual physical tell around is that you have to say stop every few words. So it'll be like, Scott Morrison is horrible, horrible Stop, man stop horrible. So you would kind of have that mix that mix up, you wouldn't actually

Lewis Hobba  15:18   knock yourself out. Like, he's a complete psycho stop. Maybe I should.

Dan Ilic  15:27   Now, these texts were actually sent years ago, like, you know, up to two years ago, some people suggesting this is because PVOH, who is now like a litigant in a court case, due to a bully bullying case taken against him at Channel 10 is throwing a bit of a dead cat on himself to deflect attention from himself and put it back on the Prime Minister. Do you think this was a good strategy to deflect attention from himself?

Unknown Speaker  15:48   I think is well, he was saying on radio that it's like, there was a question of why now. And he was sort of like, oh, you know, these things take time to verify. And, you know, it's not that it's convenient. But it is it's it took took some time for to get to me and then for me to verify. So you know, nothing's us.

Dan Ilic  16:07   Yeah, no, it's it's really pretty weird timing that he's done this at this time. It does

Lewis Hobba  16:12   also feel though, like I do sometimes think that journalists have a sense of the prevailing winds. You know, and I do think that, you know, two years ago, if you just said stood in front of Scott Morrison and gone, everyone saying your complete psycho, that story might not have like, hit the way it does right now. It was just like the same way the opinion polls came out that showed his unprepared Prime Minister writing was way up. That he was if the election was tomorrow, he would lose. I feel like there is a bit of a sense of like the people who maybe a year ago, were I'm not saying giving him an easy run, but maybe not necessarily looking for the cracks. And now looking for those cracks and trying to stick a little crowbar in

Dave Warnake  16:56   as in like the people on his team from the coalition or from No, I

Lewis Hobba  16:59   just I mean, I'm not saying Peter van onsens on his team. But I may just I do think that you do get a sense I think sometimes with a variety of politicians over the years, that when a politician starts to wane in popularity when they start to feel a little less like Teflon. People do start to get kicked the bird in these sort of National Press Club chats.

Dan Ilic  17:22   Louis, can I just say that was a very non political answer. That was very good if you considered running for politics. That was that was very good not naming any names. Nothing very specific at all, could generalise hand wavy That was excellent.

Lewis Hobba  17:35   Thank you so much. I should have done my hand like that I should have done.

Dan Ilic  17:40   Obama thumbs.

Lewis Hobba  17:41   I'm not saying anyone's on anyone's team. Just saying it seems like there are fewer people on his team now than they used to be. If you got a theory about who might be the texting minister

Unknown Speaker  17:53   was Colonel Mustard in the library with a smartphone, a rational fear. Thank you for that.

Dan Ilic  18:00   This week second fear Elon Musk, a rich guy and space coward has been jumping into the DMS of teenagers making demands Jack Sweeney and 19 year old college student build a twitter bot that tracks and publishes the location of Elon Musk's private jet Nim mask isn't too happy about this. He jumped in the kids dams and asked and offered him $5,000 To shut it down. Jack demanded 50,000 and a Tesla and then Elon back down and then blocked him. Now Dave should a lot of paid out this kid. Well, I

Dave Warnake  18:31   mean, five grand from Elon Musk, the world's richest or second richest person is like that's like five cents from an average person is that's like a normal person offering to not spit on you. You're not going to take that. You want more? You're gonna go 50 grand. That honestly. That's still a drop in the ocean from ask if he wants it. If he doesn't want us to know that he's travelled 240,000 kilometres on his private plane. He should pay up.

Dan Ilic  18:57   Yeah, that that whole trip probably cost him $50,000 It is my Jack was really kind he's like, you know, I'm I'm a college student just kind of, you know, I just need 50,000 pair of my college debt and a Tesla. Come on, do you can give that to me. I think it's a great idea. It's it's such a lowball offer as well.

Lewis Hobba  19:14   I'm sort of on the other side of this. I kind of feel like people What he's basically done is gone. I'm stalking a person and I'm making sure everyone else can stalk him too. But and then before the trials even gone is that he's got the character defence out he's like, I'm just a uni student. I'm just looking for this. Like this is still extortion. Like you are epic thing you're doing. This is like I don't know if anyone has ever been stalked, but it's not a lot of fun. And you'll notice

Dan Ilic  19:42   are you saying this because you just put a down payment on a Gulfstream Is this done you

Lewis Hobba  19:49   don't follow up I've upgraded from scooter to Gulfstream. All of the normal cars but I genuinely do believe and I say this so rarely Am I Elon Musk's I don't.

Dave Warnake  20:02   I'm all for this. It's like a prison style electronic GPS monitor for billionaires, which I think personally they should all have for their crimes committed against society. Should all happen, we should know where they are at all time. And I will say that it is I think it's publicly available data that this kid's just smart enough to use bots, which sort of put it all together and make a neat Twitter account about it's not like he's hacking anything. It's all out. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  20:28   It's just putting it this is making the public publicly available data more public. Yeah, putting it into a

Jess Perkins  20:37   nice dinner for other people as well as any like, not just Elon Musk, like He's really He's covering his bases because if they all fork up, you know, between 550 grand, he's gonna be fine.

Dan Ilic  20:48   There Bill Gates, a Drake. Apparently, Drake has got a really awesome jet like it's a 767 which can hold

Lewis Hobba  20:55   you saying that we the tone of surprise, right? Like, you guys know that? Right? Because a private jet is a crazy person in the world. I would have had a private jet.

Dan Ilic  21:06   Nobody's like it's so expensive.

Dave Warnake  21:10   Seats over 200 people it's

Dan Ilic  21:13   Yeah, but like I can understand, I can understand like Elon Musk having a private jet. But Drake is like a performing artist, like you know that

Lewis Hobba  21:21   Drake has has like had more time in the numbers like as a number one artist than the Beatles, and they had to split it four ways. He's one guy.

Dan Ilic  21:30   I know what things are worth you know, we're the number one comedy podcast in Australia and I'm begging people join the Patreon

Lewis Hobba  21:38   where the Drake of Australian podcasting he has some shit going on that we did not want to be associated with.

Dan Ilic  21:48   Right Good. Excellent. Oh, great. Drake is cancelled but he's got a private jet swings and roundabouts. If you saw Elon Musk flying into Australia, what would you do?

Dave Warnake  21:58   Obviously, run to the airport with a guy, you know how

Unknown Speaker  22:07   I love you a lot.

Dave Warnake  22:08   Let's say give me five grand and I won't take a selfie with you and see what

Lewis Hobba  22:13   when you're in the grace a couple of years ago, and Elon Musk was there? No. And yeah, it was while he was building the battery at a in South Australia. So he was there with his at the time, girlfriend Amber Heard. And I was there with Australian of the deal. And Olcott has the name dropping on this. I was having a I was having a beer with Dylan. And we looked over and he's like, over my over my shoulder is Elon Musk. I look over I'm like, fuck, man. It's Elon musk and amber hurt. And I'm like, don't move. I'm gonna get a photo. And before I can even get my phone out deal and all God has done on one ad and gone straight to Elon Musk and he's having a chat with a coffee. Is that still an Orca? Yeah. And so I I'm like, Oh, do it. Oh, God, Concetta Elon Musk. I guess I'll just take quick snap of deal and chatting to Elon, and then I can send it to deal on LIDAR. And I left my phone out. And as soon as I left my phone up his security pointed like a laser at my phone, so that my phone flashed like my phone wouldn't take the photo because it would just say it was just a white flash. And then the bouncer he's like, security guy looked at me and gave me this like smile and a shake of the head. And I put the phone down and I like gave him a little imaginary tip of the cap. And I think well.

Dave Warnake  23:32   It sounds like you're, I was like some men in black style technology. Let's come up and just watch your memory of everything.

Lewis Hobba  23:39   Totally. I'd forgotten about it until right then.

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Voice Over  23:57   Your fear isn't rational.

Dan Ilic  23:59   This week's third fear Peter Dutton, once your face, attender has appeared on a government website to build a giant facial recognition database, it's got a catchy name, everyone can remember the national Driver Licence facial rescue recognition solution or endler. For for short. First, I think it needs a catchy name I've got I've got one needs a name that I think people can trust. I think people would really love Robo face. I think you know, it'd be great the database could. She's meant to provide secure National Real Time and online services through facial recognition matches. So you know, like if settling send you a robo debt, you just show your face to a robo face and Robo face talks to Robo debt. And it says you're the wrong person. And then Robo debt apologises for the robo snafu and you don't go to Robo. Here's the thing though the laws that allow such a service haven't actually been passed yet. So technically, the thing if it gets built is illegal. fear mongers, the Human Rights Commissioner Ed centre is pretty worried about This does Robo face worry you Louis.

Lewis Hobba  25:03   Well, I mean how could it What could possibly go wrong Dan? I mean I love how often is the Human Rights Commissioner worried in this country you know? I know what it's like to wake up every day anxious and my life is not his life you know what I mean? Like you just

Dan Ilic  25:22   know the Lewis you must be You must be so scared of Tony Martin robbing a bank and you're getting

Lewis Hobba  25:30   i I'm content, I'm worried about it every day, every day it takes Tony Martin I'm just like, how's the finances? Do you have so much to live for? I just think that the amount of times we completely ignore human rights in this country at the moment like it's got to a point like human rights. It's something we're interested in, but we're not so much caring about it.

Dan Ilic  25:54   Dave and Jesse worried about this? Yeah,

Dave Warnake  25:56   I'm not surprised to hear that Peter Dutton is after literally anyone else's face in this country I'll take it I'll take anyone any of them

Lewis Hobba  26:07   next it's gonna be Robo here he's just like just looking for photos I'm just trying out a few new looks on

Dan Ilic  26:18   God well there's a bit as Mr. Potato Head he can you know interchange his facts I think that's kind of his the next transition of the spot right.

Jess Perkins  26:27   All right, then take it even further. And like you know, CCTV, facial recognition. I love the idea of me being tracked at all.

Lewis Hobba  26:38   And just because you like attention

Jess Perkins  26:41   it's because I fear being kidnapped. Why would I be a target of that? Not sure. I don't have wealthy parents. I've got no money of my own. Nobody would miss me.

Dan Ilic  26:54   It's interesting. A few states have already bought into this and they're already kind of adding the driver's licence photos to the database the Queensland has mania and I think Victoria have done that already. Does this mean like people are going to be turning up to like Vic Roads in finding disguises now like to make sure the government has a wacky picture of them they won't be disguised as if they're

Lewis Hobba  27:13   only using driver's licence photos they'll only be able to track you in the street if you're not smiling

Dan Ilic  27:20   Yeah, it's bad news for Grace time.

Yeah, oh, I mean, I look pretty different to the photo I took in like 2005 So I like the idea that there's

Unknown Speaker  27:35   no

Dan Ilic  27:42   idea there's a skinny Jon Lovitz getting arrested for my bad crime.

Unknown Speaker  27:49   The Prime Minister's Office is accused of plotting to keep documents from its controversial carpark scheme as secret.

Unknown Speaker  27:56   The Auditor General found the government pushed projects into seats the coalition needed to win at the last election, they seize

Unknown Speaker  28:03   a rational view.

Dan Ilic  28:06   Joining us now is a woman who is determined to take the seat of us from well known intellect Craig Kelly, but the question is, how will she proved that she has the chops to do so? Please welcome Georgia Steele. Welcome, Georgia. Thanks, Dan.

Georgia Steele  28:19   Thanks for having me.

Dan Ilic  28:20   It's really great to have you quite a privilege now first of all, Georgia, many people would know you from your 2018 appearance and ITV is love Ireland. How has your audience in reality TV prepared you Oh, sorry. I'm reading the wrong bio here. That's a different George's deal. Is yours. Okay, here it is. Oh, yes, he go. Sutherland local corporate litigator? What makes you think you have the diligence and competence to be the member of us over a failed furniture salesman and a conspiracy theorist?

Georgia Steele  28:47   Well, the introduction says it all doesn't it Dan. Local and a corporate litigator go any further than

Lewis Hobba  28:56   someone who doesn't live in us and isn't in Sydney from Sydney originally. How did Craig like how did how, you know what I mean? Like, this

Dan Ilic  29:06   is huge. To me. Sound is a pretty feels like a pretty middle class. Yeah. Wealthy southern people are educated. They're like, first of all, how? How did he even get in like, and how is he perceived now?

Georgia Steele  29:18   Well, Craig Kelly was a captain's pick, at least for the last two elections. He has actually been voted in by the people of us four times, and is currently serving his 12th year in Parliament. But for the last couple of times, and particularly the last election, Scott Morrison intubate and saved Craig Kelly as the liberal party's pre selected candidate. So that's the reason that he got elected again last time, unfortunately, with a swing towards so that was when I started thinking, all right, well, I did not expect that to happen. And something different has to happen next time.

Dan Ilic  29:56   So what was the catalyst for you? Was there a moment you went? I can't have No, this guy representing me on the federal stage, like what was the thing that was one if you can, yeah, very genuine, we ran out of time,

Georgia Steele  30:08   I couldn't possibly break it down to one. I was just appalled, obviously, that he was my representative, appalled and embarrassed. And so I started volunteering for some of the local political community groups. And then at the same time, became increasingly desperate about what was not happening happening on the climate action front, in our country, and so forth. You know what? I could give this a red hot Rahzel. Watching those politicians up there and thinking, I think that me and a few of my friends can probably have a crack at this. So decided to.

Dave Warnake  30:40   So did you. Do you want to be a politician? Or are you just happy to get rid of Craig once he's gone? Job done? Yeah,

Georgia Steele  30:47   that's a good question. Dave. No one's actually asked me that. I don't particularly want to be a politician. It just got to a point where it was so dire.

Dan Ilic  30:57   I'm so glad you said that. Because you know, this, that clip is going to be circulating all around the way. People will go. Oh, that she said it on some podcast and people come on the podcast, the rest of the story.

Georgia Steele  31:11   Yeah. When I've been in the House of Representatives for 25 years. See, she's a liar.

Lewis Hobba  31:17   I want to be a politician normally, that's where the Nationals end up. Do you ever consider becoming a national?

Unknown Speaker  31:22   Yeah, I'll just go straight. No for that. Louis.

Dan Ilic  31:27   I noticed you launched your your crowdfunding kind of campaign this week? It sounds very well polished. Have you had any, like major donors like from Chevron, or shell or chip in, you know, to kind of swing your vote?

Georgia Steele  31:41   No, no, can't say that. I have. We're running a community campaign community donations. And, you know, Craig, Kelly's an asset in that regard. So we're not doing too badly on the fundraising front?

Dan Ilic  31:54   How are you going in the street with folks and like face to face? Like, what are folks telling you about the feeling of the electorate? And do you come across any liberal fans who are like, you know, I'm not really into Craig. But I am a diehard liberal.

Georgia Steele  32:11   Yeah, loads, loads, I speak to, you know, obviously, he uses a safe liberal seat. It's been a safe liberal seat for a long time. They have won on first preferences for the last, you know, several elections. And so there are a lot of diehard rusted on liberal voters here. A lot of them tell me that they can't put up with Craig Kelly any longer, but actually, more of them tell me that they're just overall fed up with the way Government's going at the moment with the robots and the scandals and you know, the lack of integrity. That's the number one issue with the people that I talk to on the street. I think everyone except that, you know, Craig Kelly, is who he is. And we need to move on from that. But there's broader issues at play now. And people are just upset generally with the government and the Liberal Party in particular.

Lewis Hobba  32:58   I mean, if it is a sort of safe liberal seat, I imagine there must be some policies you have that are crossing over in that area. What do you think are like the main issues in your area, apart from getting rid of Craig Kelly, you're hoping to bring forward here?

Georgia Steele  33:14   Well, as I said, Before, I decided to run because I wanted to get action on climate change that that is my number one aim in doing what I'm doing. We live in a beautiful electrode actually used takes in the Royal National Park and a number of river systems and beaches. And so I think the people here actually want to maintain their beautiful surroundings and their lifestyle. But also, back to integrity. I can't believe what the federal government has been getting away with over the last few years. I don't think many of us can. I mean, even to the point where Craig Kelly got up to his worst shenanigans last year, and you know, really got a tiny little slap on the wrist and go over there and sit back down. You'll be right.

Dan Ilic  33:56   That's right. When you got seven guests in for a dressing down in this in the Prime Minister's only,

Unknown Speaker  34:02   exactly a dressing down and then it was only a few months later that he just decided to leave himself. So, you know, every day we use some scandal that's coming out of the federal government, and they're supposed to be representing all of us and they're supposed to be serving us. And I think that's the concept that we really lost in federal politics, that we're serving the public that there's no you know, personal gain to be had here.

Dan Ilic  34:27   We're seeing quite the shift or the pivot, if you like, in the attitude to climate particularly in seats that are under threat from climate independence. Like Tim Wilson, Tim Wilson, and Goldstein is all of a sudden this crazy environmentalist who is going around to all the renewable businesses in his electorate telling everybody what a great job solar panels are doing and and he's really big on batteries and he's eating kombucha that is that is like carbon neutral. And it's so fascinating because for years he's been putting of the IPA where he is systematically tried to destroy every bit of carbon abatement or, or emissions policy and burn it all to the ground. And you see something very similar happening in Wentworth with Dave Sharma, Dave Sharma handing out flyers that unfortunately had a epic typo. But he wouldn't understand what the typo meant, had a typo that said, Net Zero climate action. That was the title of the fly, which is amazing. So you have all these, like, all of a sudden, you've got these liberals who aren't well versed in climate trying to be climate heroes. That's not happening in your electorate for a pretty good reason, isn't it? Because there is no one in the liberal party who's standing up to you yet? What's happening in the Liberal Party? What Why are they taking their time to get someone to go against you?

Georgia Steele  35:51   I think the answer to that is because they're a complete shambles. They're trying to find a candidate that Scott Morrison can conveniently parachute into Hughes, like they've done over the last couple of elections with Craig Kelly. I'm currently running against a Liberal Party empty chair. And, you know, that's, that's fine by me. I like

Dan Ilic  36:25   the Liberal Party by that chair from Craig Kelly's old shop.

Georgia Steele  36:31   Yeah, so it's Craig Kelly in an empty chair in the Liberal Party. Right. That's, that's what I'm up against in queues. So it's good. It's gonna be an interesting time. But yeah, the Liberal Party is taking us for granted and ignored us for a very long time. It's no surprise that they haven't bothered pre selecting anyone yet.

Dan Ilic  36:46   I mean, I kind of you're the wrong person answers. But do you think UAP has any kind of traction at all in here? It's like, do you think the United Australia party? You know, the Clive Palmer party? The Craig Kelly, Polly, is there an audience for that message in use at all?

Unknown Speaker  37:03   No, I think I'm the perfect person to ask about that actually. started probably about 2.4% of the vote in queues in the 2019 election. And Craig Kelly,

Lewis Hobba  37:13   the chair get,

Unknown Speaker  37:16   you know, closer, closer to 50. And he was roundly disliked before he left the Liberal Party. And now he's terrorising people all over the country with his text messages and billboards and, and advertising in every traditional media he can find. So

Dave Warnake  37:35   can I ask how many contacts you have in your phone? And have you messaged them all yet?

Unknown Speaker  37:42   A lot? And yes. Oh, my free contacts, you know, phone numbers that I didn't have to buy.

Lewis Hobba  37:56   I mean, they are spending a lot of money, though. Is that something that worries you? We'll be talking about the amount of political advertising that, you know, Australia party had done. Just just on the podcast the other week, and it's, you know, what's the 60 million? 60 million? Yeah, yeah, compared to, you know, other major party Labour Party had spent whatever, 500,000 or something comparatively, it was nothing.

Dan Ilic  38:17   Oh, yeah. Then that was on YouTube, they spent $5 million on YouTube and the Labour Party have spent like $37,000 or something? Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  38:23   Well, I mean, we all know that Clive Palmer spent $84 million to hand the 2019 election back to the Liberal Party, and in spending that amount of money did not win a single seat. So we can fully expect that to happen again. Where his strategy will ultimately land is unclear. But in answer to your question, no, I'm not worried about it. I mean, I can't possibly compete with that kind of money. But what I don't have in terms of money on the ground I have in people on the ground, and I'm in my electorate, I'm working with my community, and they're the ones who are going to vote. Come.

Lewis Hobba  39:02   Check. We've actually got a million dollar donation. Very good. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  39:11   fine. Let's get it in there. Full disclosure, and then I'll get into parliament, I'll make sure that no one can donate $60 million to anyone.

Dan Ilic  39:20   Well, that rolls me out. Well, I was 60 million lying around.

Lewis Hobba  39:26   Being independent, is has historically been quite tough, not impossible, but tough. Do you think that there's been more of a conversation around it certainly in the media, people zali Steggall have sort of changed the narrative around that as well as others. But if you found that people are like, potentially, I guess you don't necessarily have a yardstick to measure it against but more receptive to the idea of an independent now and potentially they might have been previously.

Unknown Speaker  39:50   Yeah, I do. I'm finding people to be very receptive to the idea of an independent. The seat of Hughes has never been held by an independent and so it's a big change. To ask the people around you to vote for an independent, I think they voted 92% of the vote at the last election for one of the two or three major parties. But I think that people like zali Steggall and Helen Haynes MP have really opened people's eyes to the power that independence can have in Parliament, and open people's eyes to the ways in which the two party system is failing us. And people are starting to really get to the point where they're going to be willing to try something different. Because if we keep doing what we've always done, we'll get the same result.

Dan Ilic  40:34   This is an interesting question from Kieran Castellina. On YouTube, what about preferences, how you be, how you kind of dish out preferences and your how to votes and things like that?

Unknown Speaker  40:43   That is the number one question that I get asked from everywhere from people that I meet on the street on social media, even to the point that today I put up an FAQ list on my website so that people can check it out. I will not be suggesting preferences on my how to vote card preferences do not belong to candidates, they belong to voters. And this is a misconception that I'm really really keen to clear up. Preferences are the voters superpower. And all they need to do is spend a very small amount of time once every three years, check out the candidates in their seat, check out their platforms, check out their qualifications and vote. I will of course be asking people to vote one Georgia steel, but then I will say Please rank the remaining candidates in order of your preference. That is what preferences are.

Dan Ilic  41:35   I will just chime in here. If you want to know more about preferences, go to the irrational fear email list irrational fear.substack.com. Drop us your email and check out the first column from Kara Schlegel. From this week. She's written a great explainer on preferences and how they work. And preferences are pretty important. So make sure you check out that article from Kara Schlegel Georgia thank you so much. I'll have you know that you know while we were not you know going to donate to your campaign. We have done some joke keeper billboards in your electorate, and your neighbouring electric car could Can we just run them by you and see what you think I'd love to I'd love to know how you you know how you rank these. First of all, is this one. Let's put this one up here. This is it. Hawaiian hideaway. So when things get too hot at home, bushfire sound now on how would you feel about that one?

Unknown Speaker  42:24   Yes, I like it. I like it and subtle. Shade. Just very delicately down. I like what you've done.

Dan Ilic  42:30   What about this one? This is good to visit the old growth stumps of Tasmania. It's got a little upturned wombat there and mom and daughter on a hike through the hog crest dumps in Tasmania.

Unknown Speaker  42:43   That's one of the ones that you really don't want to laugh at but can't help yourself. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  42:48   maybe I should point out it was done by a Tasmanian artist. So you know, we're, we're okay there. Here we go. What about this one here? This is another one like kind of a jobs one, you know, a jobs for the future. It's got a picture of a woman a little girl and a graduation outfit. It says in 2035 Cassie will be qualified to put former politicians in jail for historical climate crimes. Climate prosecutor is one of 1 million new jobs in one main Australian jobs in a fossil free future. What do you think of this one?

Unknown Speaker  43:15   Bring it on. That's the short 13 years away totally fake Happy Taking it to them. I'm in favour

Dan Ilic  43:24   and finally in anger Dean in Hughes we've got this one going up.

Unknown Speaker  43:30   And immediately

Dan Ilic  43:33   Welcome Welcome to anger in the place where Scott Morrison last did anything well look you're

Unknown Speaker  43:43   just opened this week a campaign office in anger doing across the road from McDonald's. You know, we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna be making anger doing great again.

Dan Ilic  43:55   Oh, could you at least me and getting clean again? That would be great.

Unknown Speaker  43:59   I'll give it a give it a shot. Georgia steel.

Dan Ilic  44:02   Thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear.

Unknown Speaker  44:04   Thanks, Dan. Thanks for having me.

Dan Ilic  44:06   Let's see if the show big thank you to all of our guests. Georgia steel. Just Perkins Dave Warner key Jason. Dave, what would you like to plug?

Dave Warnake  44:13   I think we should plug our podcast yes do go on, which is a history based comedy programme where for the last six years, we've taken it in turns to research a topic, bring it back to the others and try and make jokes about it.

Unknown Speaker  44:26   Sometimes it's really well researched, sometimes pretty poorly. But I'm always I always have a good laugh.

Dan Ilic  44:33   It's very good. It's very enjoyable. Louis, would you like to plug anything?

Lewis Hobba  44:36   Well, I mean, since I've got Jess Perkins here not to start a turf war and not to create a staking eating its own tail kind of inception situation where we're at a dream within a dream. But Jess Perkins and I also do a podcast as well as Dan and I doing this podcast.

Dan Ilic  44:52   What it simply I just

Lewis Hobba  44:55   I didn't want you to feel I didn't want you to hear about it like

Dan Ilic  44:59   you He did that podcast.

Unknown Speaker  45:02   Who do you think the jest is?

Dan Ilic  45:04   She's just she really listened to podcast.

Unknown Speaker  45:11   You should. It's great.

Lewis Hobba  45:13   Where Michael Hague, myself and Jess Perkins here the best stories around the country on a topic. The topic this week was boats. It's coming out on Monday and I don't feel I feel like I can't tell you the stories in front of a person who's campaigning for Parliament because I don't want to. I don't want you to think you'd be like this Ga

Unknown Speaker  45:32   Ga CEO. What would you like to plug just vote one GA steel? come election day,

Dan Ilic  45:36   naturally. Hey, a big thank you to all of our Patreon members who signed up we've had a huge sign up over the last two weeks. I'm going to read them all out. So just hang in there. Jesse lapide Renee Ridgeway Chris Harris Pascoe, Sash de Souza, si 316801 For Emily are James Russell. Joe Wade, Brooke, Santa Matt best Zuzia Abdul Youssef. Alex Hi dakak Diane rial Dominic night from the chaser has signed up Michael Solomon Clyde, Joe still it still in LA pulis and Verona Miller X. Dana Van Dyck, Megan, Chela Collins Sky Bar, Yan yay, see Peter, and Trudeau Wow, that is so many people. Thank you for signing up to irrational fear. And you can do that too. If you want to see us continue on with this podcast. Please go to rational fear.com Or go to Patreon Ford slash irrational fear big thank you to everyone who has tuned in for the stream tonight. And that's about it. Also big thanks to roadmaps versus Foundation, and everyone who listens. So thanks, everyone. We'll see you next week. There's always something to be scared of by

Lewis Hobba  46:42   now, let's all do it in harmony. Bye.

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Dan Ilic  0:04   Hello Lewis. How are you?

Lewis Hobba  0:06   Daniel on well how the hell are you?

Dan Ilic  0:09   I'm really I'm really good. I'm feeling good feeling. I'm feeling tired but I'm good otherwise I'm tired because bit a personal News. Today I mailed the last ever joke keeper billboards sticker pack out a 480 sticker packs have been mailed out to people who paid 100 bucks to get them. But as a result, Louis I've actually got quite a few stickers left over I thought I under ordered so I did an extra order and then I ended up with about about 100 More stickers per sticker that I actually ordered. So if you want a pack of these $150 valued sticker packs hang around to the end of the podcast and I'll tell you how to get them at a massive discount. Wow Lewis Do you have good olive? I haven't even sent you these?

Lewis Hobba  0:58   No, I've got one of I got I've got these irrational fear QR code that's not in functioning anymore, obviously. But um, all QR codes. Now if you

Dan Ilic  1:10   if you if you scan that actually exports your entire browser data to Twitter. Everyone could say everything you've ever downloaded. It's great. Oh, great. The billboard stuff is continuing. I've spent the last bit of money on some billboards around Cooke which is Scott Morrison seat. So I've got a few bit of artwork going I'm going to show you some of the artwork now this is a classic. Let's have a look here is Hawaiian hideaway for when things get too hot at home bushfire sale now one that's going up, and then we've got this one, visit the Old Grove stumps of Tasmania just a beautiful bit of artwork in a classic 1960s US national parks kind of studied that. That's beautiful. Her name is Tanya she's from Tasmania, Tasmania artist, she actually did a cracking job on this like so good. Like it's beautiful. Someone gave a huge donation to joke keeper and they wanted one particularly around the jobs of the future. So I've designed this one to go up which is in 2035, Cassie will be qualified to put former politicians in jail for historical climate crimes. And it's got this picture of this cute little girl in a graduation outfit. And it says climate prosecutor is one of the 1 million new Australian jobs for the fossil fuel free future.

Lewis Hobba  2:27   Yeah, well she looks about six which is probably is Scott Morrison's kind of child slavery plans stay on track. You could just hop straight into the court right now.

Dan Ilic  2:38   And we're gonna be talking a little bit about that a little later on right now. I'm recording my end of irrational feet on Gadigal land in the urination sovereignty is never seated, we need a treaty. Let's stop the show.

Unknown Speaker  2:48   A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, Canberra, fed gum and section 40 of our rational view recommended listening by immature audience.

Dan Ilic  3:01   Tonight Victoria Health Corps a code brown on Scott Morrison's press conferences, and the Prime Minister asked the states to let kids drive forklifts in order to give George Christiansen something to do and just wait and turns out to be an even bigger shift and Justice League. It's the 21st of January 2022. And there's a high pressure system of breakfast television asking should we change the date of Australia Day that could last all week? This is a rational. Welcome to rational fear. I'm your host former chairman of Credit Suisse, Dan Ilic. And this is a podcast that vaccinates your brain once a week to make you impervious to scary news stories for at least seven days. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. First, did you know that Australian TV comedy shows have a diversity problem? 90% of the head writers are straight white men and 90% of those are James Colley from 81% of comedy shows that are on TV. It's James Colley.

James Colley  4:08   Oh, hello, Dan. I'll always be from a rational fear. This is why I have made a push to be the official prodigal son of a Russian

Dan Ilic  4:16   mafia, as you've got it in the name tonight. Thank you, James. Appreciate that. And when she's not being an aria Award winning musical comedian, she's busy being an aria award winning data point on Facebook. It's the ARIA award winning Brian econyl.

Bridie Connell  4:32   Thank you for using my full title.

Dan Ilic  4:36   Now you're there's a little bit of a delay, but I assume that's because you're beaming to us from New Zealand the place where there is no COVID where you can go to the shops and you know see your friends and put on comedy shows

Bridie Connell  4:47   and fortunately no COVID but also no friends. Real real tough spot that I've been just kidding. I'm actually very popular. So I've done but

Lewis Hobba  4:58   how long have you been there? I feel like you Your accents gotten stronger since I saw you last.

Bridie Connell  5:02   As soon as I have like one conversation with my dad, it comes back fairly quickly today. And I have

Dan Ilic  5:08   to say, I've been listening to your podcast with James Colley and there was the listening back to her like, hang on a second, right econyl All of a sudden sounds like she's throwing music.

Bridie Connell  5:21   Not sure identity is finally been revealed.

James Colley  5:24   We're pushing for a lot of international funding.

Lewis Hobba  5:29   And code switching. It's very impressive, very much.

Dan Ilic  5:33   And it's a man so tall that HR is required to hire a forklift to have a face to face conversation with him. It's Louis harbor.

Lewis Hobba  5:40   Yes, then I can finally get those six year olds on the end of a fork and raise them up to my level.

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Unknown Speaker  5:50   Hey, Veronica milsim here to remind you that you've only got two days left to submit your favorite years for the hottest 100 Now with over 2000 years to choose from, we want to know which year you think will come out on top as the hottest year ever.

Unknown Speaker  6:06   I thought 1989 was pretty high. No, no,

Unknown Speaker  6:09   it's not when you will asked hot the temperature of Earth. Oh, god, it's got to be 2007. That's the year I was born and my mom was in labor for like four hours. And that was hot. Yeah. Okay. I can understand from a friction perspective. But once again, we're talking about the earth's temperature.

Unknown Speaker  6:26   And you know, the hottest year was actually 1890 and the Earth's been getting colder every year.

Unknown Speaker  6:32   I'm sorry. Is this Senator Malcolm Roberts.

Dan Ilic  6:35   No, it's an attempt round come. They finally

Unknown Speaker  6:41   get ready for the most predictable countdown. Most of the world is ignoring the hottest 100 years ever. Spoiler alert. It was last year. It's always the last year.

Dan Ilic  6:57   Always good to have friends of the show on Veronica Milson that are you excited, Louis? So how does 100 week for you? I mean, it's like Christmas for Triple J presenters.

Lewis Hobba  7:06   It is it's really easy. Obviously. It's always nice for Christmas not to be riddled with disease. Usually the most fun part of the hardest 100 people having parties and really the only parties people having our people who have triple Vax trying to deliberately get COVID that they have the extra immunity. So it is a bit of a somber affair. But you know, I'm sure they'll still be plenty of people who listen to those 100 who will be any absolutely shit faced with 1000 people and it will make me very nervous.

Dan Ilic  7:36   Yeah, get shit faced on Twitch. That's the That's the name of the game. This week's first year on Thursday, Scott Morrison which should be pointed out despite everything he's still Prime Minister of Australia floated the idea that 16 year old children should be able to operate forklifts as a way to solve some of the supply chain problems that Australia is facing due to adults being sick from COVID-19 But no sooner had Scott Morrison raised the idea by the afternoon it was lowered again by some adults in the national cabinet fear mongers Is this a good idea letting 16 year olds drive something that according to the union's causes one in six workplace deaths Bridey well

Bridie Connell  8:15   look it was not the news I was expecting today like I knew that the Liberal Party is big on like old fashioned conservative values I just didn't know that like child labor was one of them. I kind of feel excited for them because if this is a value like with the current climate the way it is there's not a lot of chimneys and therefore not a lot of chimney sweep. So I'm like this is cute. Maybe this will lead to our first like little Mary Poppins moment. We can have an adorable chorus line of like, kids on forklifts. I think the choreographic opportunities with this news a huge so I'm for it the premiere

Dan Ilic  8:52   that would be most up for surely be dominant paradigm and he's got seven forklift drivers ready to go.

Bridie Connell  8:58   A whole fleet

James Colley  9:01   is exactly how Tiny Tim got his crutch to so we've wet

Lewis Hobba  9:08   Yeah, this does feel like a bunch of schools are gonna be really excitedly doing modern adaptations of Oliver.

James Colley  9:18   I actually really like this plate. I know this is controversial, but I really like this for two reasons. One of which is I have an eight week old and babies are expensive. So get a job honestly $100 A big W two days. You know how hard it is to spend you know how many, like 100 shirts made by other children I would have to buy to make up $100 A big W on my own.

Dan Ilic  9:41   I was gonna say if you're buying $100 worth of merch you need a forklift to get that $100 worth of stuff to the car.

James Colley  9:48   We are disgusting, get a job Stop, stop living off my dime. And also more importantly, because I have an eight year old I've been stuck inside for about eight weeks and I need more tick tock content. So you Give every 16 year old a forklift. Let's get this thing

Lewis Hobba  10:03   humming. Like I have a three year old nephew and he loves trucks. Like he would be so keen for this. If I told him that he could drive a forklift, he would do it for free. He can't technically hold a fork yet, but I reckon he's about ready.

Bridie Connell  10:18   This is what I'm worried about, Louis, because three year olds love trucks, but it makes this whole policy makes me think that they came up with it. The government while playing with Tonka Trucks, like Fine, let's do this, which would explain why they like coal mining so much, but I'm like, Sure, no, no, let's not be playing with Tonka Trucks, let's be consulting with experts and really official documents, planes.

Lewis Hobba  10:43   The next plan is gonna be like, we're gonna build a bunch of comedic cowpox, and we've found this some really good infrastructure material, it's called Lego. And we're gonna really go

James Colley  10:54   It's remarkable to me that what we've learned over the last couple of years is that the global supply chain can be stopped by a boat that gets very stuck when it's absolutely should not be stuck, or just not enough teenagers to operate heavy machinery. How fragile is this thing?

Bridie Connell  11:10   You know, one of the most concerning parts of this news story to me apart from the child labor laws and the death and although you know, all the year, is that I just had a flashback to when I was 16 and I told the boy at school that I could drive a forklift because I thought it would impress him, which doesn't lie.

Lewis Hobba  11:32   How's he gonna prove it? He's like, Oh my God, that's crazy. I've got a forklift at home we get over here Brian.

James Colley  11:39   Yeah, she gave me a PJ a pallet jack

Dan Ilic  11:44   I did love the best pan on Twitter I saw with this was a university professor saying the whole idea was unpalatable. I was like yes, well done. I'll pay that. I enjoyed that. How do

James Colley  11:55   we make that person do physical labor?

Lewis Hobba  11:59   I do think it would stimulate the economy in a lot of ways like I think not only is it just good to get kids into highly, highly dangerous trades as soon as possible. But I think there are a lot of offshoots that we haven't considered yet like you got to think that dare iced coffee you will be bringing stuff out and hit size kid size pack a weenie blues, they're gonna start flying off the shelves like this is gonna stimulate the economy from the ground up crowd would have to change

Dan Ilic  12:26   their their their jingle there is nothing like crown from picking them up and putting them down after snack. You know to have a

James Colley  12:36   little man Yeah, I actually worked at like 15 and 16 I worked in the back docks of Toys R Us. And can I say it was already it was already horribly horribly mismanaged. It was our system at the time was you climb up on the racks and someone will throw the screw is up to you and you try and catch them. I will take the last thing we need

Lewis Hobba  13:02   some of those handled grabbers

Dan Ilic  13:06   I love the reaction on Twitter to some of this. A lot of a lot of folks are saying this is a bit of a distraction from everything that's going on in terms of Dr. V on Sharma said this he said some days you drop the dead cat other days you are the dead cat. That's a really beautiful summation of that.

James Colley  13:23   I don't know if like I'm worried that I don't know if you can still be calling this distraction because like it's like if Sideshow Bob gets up to the 14th rake and you're saying well that's just distracting from the first 30 rakes like at some point you're just tremendously shit at what it is you're supposed to be doing. Lucky GOP and the fact that time is linear makes every you have it seems like a distraction from the past.

Lewis Hobba  13:45   There is also an element to this because it's like oh, we've run out of rat tests whatever out of rats. Oh, we run a rat because we don't have enough forklift drivers. Okay, the forklift drivers will be 16 Oh no wait, that's gonna call it's to me this feels like bringing in the cane toads. Like I've come up with a solution and that solution ends up being far worse than the original problem.

James Colley  14:05   We are running out of 16 year old shop right the forklifts, but we are also canceling sex ed to create more teen pregnancy so we can get more 16 year olds as soon as possible.

Dan Ilic  14:15   We love and I love this from my country's on Twitter when he wrote down at this point we're going to learn that the government has hasn't ordered enough forklifts.

Lewis Hobba  14:27   And all you need

James Colley  14:31   how great it would be though to rock up to year 10. For more in a forklift, two boys on each fork. Be a king of the school?

Bridie Connell  14:40   Of course I can imagine it that's why I told that stupid lie in 2007.

Unknown Speaker  14:45   Arsenal fair, we have been working to reduce the regulatory requirements. There are changes that we need to make around the age of forklift drivers to get quite specific

Unknown Speaker  14:54   your fear is irrational

Dan Ilic  14:56   this week. Second fear Boris Johnson is on the ropes again ever since Boris Johnson took over the office of Prime Minister from Theresa May. We've read for about three years that his time as prime minister will be over. But because of this whole debacle around the Christmas party in Downing Street, it could possibly be over I mean, Labour leader key Astana had very strong words about Boris Johnson. He said he broke the law, and he lied. But if that happened in Australia, you'd be gifted a portfolio with more responsibility, James, his whole career over what do you think? Well,

James Colley  15:29   I don't think he's career's over because this is a man who has made a career out of failing upwards so they'll take him out of this and he'll end up King somehow. This is does seem like a worry because they had leaked. The story of this was a quote, Operation Save big dog, which is the best day I've ever heard for any political communication Operation Save big dog was the play to find a series of people that he could throw under the bus before him to slow the bus down just enough that he would survive.

Lewis Hobba  16:03   It sounds like a GoFundMe for a pet.

Bridie Connell  16:06   No, it sounds like that person in high school who really desperately wants a nickname so I was like, Yeah, everyone's calling me big dog now. Promise they are

James Colley  16:16   Operation Safe big dog was when SEAL Team Six and birded

Dan Ilic  16:22   operation Big Dog sounds like the sequel to Operation Dumbo drop.

Lewis Hobba  16:30   A timely reference

Dan Ilic  16:33   1995 it was a it was a well,

James Colley  16:35   I one of my favorite parts of the outrage for this because it's very funny. So this all started with they had a party as the farewell for the now deputy editor of the sun before the sun broke the story without revealing that it was the deputy editor which took a little while to come out because you think he could have mentioned that the old day. I know a weird amount about this party because frankly, it was my party. I loved in the traditional way that any British outrage goes and eventually comes back to Will they suffered the queen in this that angle is it was just days before Prince Philip's funeral, which is weird, like it was just days before Prince Philip's funeral and she was harried with grief and busy asking her her son Seriously, are you a pedophile? Seriously? Are you are you though?

Dan Ilic  17:24   Man? Isn't Christmas at the Royals this year? It would have been extremely awkward all year round.

James Colley  17:29   Oh, yeah. You know, like you've got Philips gone. Andrews in trouble. The queen is already dead. But they've got big sunglasses on her and no one is allowed to ask any questions.

Dan Ilic  17:39   Weekend at Lizzie's, that's what's going on there?

Lewis Hobba  17:43   Yeah, but she starts drinking at like 9am. And you've always sort of been like, why does she do that? But the more you find out about the family, you're like, oh, fuck yeah. Founding and unit nine if my if I was a pedophile in my family that I'd been hiding for decades.

Bridie Connell  17:57   100%

Dan Ilic  17:59   just so do you think Bo Joe is gonna go James is Bo Joe? Is this the last offer by Joe?

James Colley  18:05   I think it kind of has to be but then who's it? The Vinci who was like, part of the joy of this was denying the party and they'd Leakey give the press conference you had at the party addressing how we'd appropriate the party was going to be the footage of someone bringing drinks into the play, like short of photos of Boris Johnson in a party hat. Boy, we got one of those little I don't know what else they need.

Bridie Connell  18:31   It's interesting, too, because I reckon, I think if the party was just objectively awesome, in Australia would be like, yeah, man, three more years. That was a fucking sick buddy. But just the description of like, just platters of sandwiches. It sounds like a terrible time like people are just some of them are in the garden. Like if you're gonna lose your job over a party, at least make it a really epic one. That's the real tragedy here.

Dan Ilic  19:01   Yeah. You want to be doing coke off the treasurer's chest. That's what you want to be doing?

Lewis Hobba  19:06   Yeah, you want a Christmas party?

James Colley  19:10   I am shocked and disgusted that there was cocaine at a media party sickened by this and I wouldn't ever trust him. This

Dan Ilic  19:17   might be a bit inside school for folks who listen to the podcast but Mumbrella betrayed rag that talks about the media all the time put out a put out a blog post this week saying yes, I'm letting people know that there was cocaine at the Christmas party last year. And we want to get ahead of the story as

Lewis Hobba  19:34   it did last year, like four years ago.

Dan Ilic  19:36   I was in for easy. I thought it was like it was December. No, no,

Lewis Hobba  19:39   it was ages ago.

Dan Ilic  19:41   Oh my god. This

Lewis Hobba  19:45   honestly, like, it's so direct. It's like saying there were chips at the McDonald's birthday. It was such an insanely unnecessary post you like what were you afraid of that like other people medalists would go and go like bit Did you hear that? There was like drug versus party?

James Colley  20:04   Are they busy snorting up at the walkway?

Dan Ilic  20:06   Yeah, I've I got off the drugs the 2006 Lucky's maybe I should talk to somebody chattel tan.

James Colley  20:13   Yeah. The real problem with this is there's still a media organization that can afford cocaine.

Unknown Speaker  20:21   More than 800 police officers are in isolation tonight because of critical shortages of rapid antigen tests.

Bertha Announcement  20:29   stampli stations have actually been forced to close in some local areas have been left without a local response.

Unknown Speaker  20:35   Your fear is rational.

Dan Ilic  20:37   This week's third fear Craig Kelly is up in Google and Facebook's face this week for removing United Australia party ads from their platforms. Now some of the ads that you put up were quite sensational. They make outrageous claims that aren't based in truth, you know, stuff like Craig Kelly and Clive Palmer would be good politicians, you know, stuff like that. And please vote for them, you know, stuff that everybody knows isn't true. There's also a bunch of stuff that got taken down that were or COVID conspiracies. Now out of the 57 ads that have been running on YouTube, only four got taken down, after they had been running for a week. And they'd been seen by millions and billions of people. It seems to be kind of almost pointless to even like like why even complained that four ads got removed out of 57. And millions of people already seen your ads. But what's interesting is the media is kind of focusing on this moment are the ads being pulled. But right down the bottom of all these articles has like the number has has money kind of spent by UAP on these ads. And I just want to share these these numbers for with you. Apparently 90% of all political advertising on YouTube, is done by the United Australia party. The next is done by by labor. Now the United Australia party spends $4.9 million on YouTube ads. And guess how much labour has spent? Louis Do you know how much labour would have spent? 50 grand? It's close 90 grand like $90,000 Compared to 4.9 million. Wow, isn't that just crazy. And here's, here's the thing, here's the strange thing. Like, there has been several bits of legislation to stop lying in political advertising go in front of this government for the last 10 years. But everyone in the coalition has been against it. So it's actually not illegal to lie in political advertising.

Lewis Hobba  22:29   That sounds healthy. You're not even allowed to lie about like the shake weight, but you're fucking policy.

James Colley  22:36   If you save it, your spray and wipe kills 100% of germs, they're gonna kick down your fucking door. Like, you know what, drink it and it will cure COVID That's cool. That's right.

Dan Ilic  22:46   James, I forget your other head writer of grow and transfer. So you would know all of this kind of minutia, right? Well,

James Colley  22:53   these ads are fascinating for us because they they pre roll ads and pre roll ads. Traditionally, you have five seconds to win your audience's attention. And it famously takes Craig Kelly seven seconds for his mouth to register that his brain is we're dealing as we described, the weekly we are dealing with the MP most likely to run into it wall with a tunnel painted on top of it. The stupidest person in Parliament, and that is grading on a curve. Like it is remarkable that this man is able to upload anything onto YouTube. But these ads go for so long and say so little. They're amazing. And but I've got to say if you're on YouTube, and you want to find a Craig Kelly video, the gold standard is when he is in his private apart like private the home quarantining for two weeks to enter Canberra. So instead, he sets up the red Ensign on the fence behind him, which means he is a boat, and he sits there and he bounces a ball against the wall. Like he's in the Shawshank bucket.

Dan Ilic  23:59   I think I remember say that. Yeah. But they just so many other crazy things that he says in his YouTube ads, like there is like a Chinese Air Force Base in Western Australia. And there's a whole bunch of other kind of conspiracies like this, but they don't get taken down. But the COVID stuff gets taken down because it's it's kind of against Facebook and Google's policy to not spread misinformation about COVID.

James Colley  24:20   Well, there's a very interesting part of this, which is that like, they have a three strike policy, they have a three strike policy, which is you should be banned for 90 days after your third strike. But gray Kelly's had, say six of his videos brought down at once. But that counts is one strike, because they were all brought down together. So it's like if you were like, well, technically I was on a crime spree so that your account was one scratch against my record.

Bridie Connell  24:45   And that ties into something that I found funny about this reporting of the story. It's just a little semantic detail, but in a lot of the articles about this, it's like Google says it's doing all it can to take these ads down and I'm like, you though, like, I'm just weighed down by this whole point. $9 million, get all this money off me and then I can take them off the internet.

Dan Ilic  25:05   I think it's so interesting though, that you can actually put out political advertising and you can you can line it like anyone could publish an ad saying that Scott Morrison is a good bloke who never lies, and you would never go to jail for that. Like you could even say, Barnaby Joyce is a family man who has the interests of farmers at heart and he couldn't even touch you for defamation. But you could you could spread so many lies with illegal advertising.

Bridie Connell  25:26   Perhaps some of those products that we've mentioned before that want to spread some lies about how effective this sprays are at killing germs should just become a political party and keep their ads the same. And then they'll have no ramification.

Lewis Hobba  25:40   Absolutely, I brought he's really onto something I would love to say companies turning into political parties to sort of both maybe get elected but also just sell products. Like if you just I just say political activists like vote Windex, yeah, don't smash the glass ceiling clean it.

Dan Ilic  25:56   Yeah, I would. I would vote for crazy John's I mean, he looks like Craig Kelly, like crazy. John mobile phones could easily run for parliament and be great, blisteringly topical.

Bridie Connell  26:08   It's a worry to me, though, that like even some of the cartoon spokespeople for many products that I can think of I would prefer to be leading the country. That that's a sad time. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  26:20   yeah. I worry that the only people who would do it would be James mowing and Dick Smith.

Unknown Speaker  26:27   Open Society back up, restore our freedoms in this man.

Unknown Speaker  26:33   I'm George Christensen, host of conservative one pandemic amassed the podcast, lifting the veil on the Chinese Communist Party created COVID-19 This is a rational fear.

Lewis Hobba  26:46   A little while back, I was going I was deleting a bunch of shit from something. I found this old irrational fear joke from from before Scott Morrison was Prime Minister years and years before Scott Morrison was prime minister. It was a website that was I was actually we created Dan created, which was the Scott Morrison excuse generator. Oh,

James Colley  27:08   I remember writing that exact face. Yeah.

Lewis Hobba  27:13   I remember like thinking at the time, I was like, no one knows this Scott Morrison guy is I'm not sure this is gonna fly. But it would if we kept that up. It would be crashing right now.

Dan Ilic  27:22   Is it still up? Did you? Did you find it bring it back?

Lewis Hobba  27:25   I don't think it is. I seem to remember. I think the link was broken when I saw it.

James Colley  27:30   Oh, yeah, it was like 2014. All the jokes are incredibly racist.

Dan Ilic  27:36   Out of all the irrational fear kind of physical stance we've done I you know, like in the real world stuff I do. I do enjoy a good website or a good or a good billboard, as you know. But the thing that I love the most was the was the phone number was the WHO THE FUCK IS Prime Minister phone number which had the talking clock, which can tell you who was prime minister at that exact point in time because it had a great bit of code that you that would connect to the Wikipedia that would automatically change as soon as the Wikipedia entry for Australian Prime Minister was changed. So I remember on election night, just calling it hoping to hear change over and then of course, Scott Morrison won, so it's kind of pointless.

James Colley  28:16   I missed the days where we've managed to convince Clive Palmer that we had just found a garbage bag full of the exact number of votes that he was missing. Right?

Dan Ilic  28:28   Oh my god, you should

James Colley  28:29   definitely go son.

Lewis Hobba  28:32   He's back baby.

Dan Ilic  28:33   We unfortunately have to postpone our opera house show. So for our 10 year anniversary, but I tell you what, we should probably do like a definite full retrospective kind of show. In the next few months before the election just to kind of reminisce about all if not just to be lazy and not write any new jokes. Just replay the old ones

James Colley  28:53   to play the last 1000 years of liberal darkness.

Dan Ilic  28:56   I was gonna play an old all the rational fi video with James Colley. But I thought I just hold off. Oh, now I'm curious. So hang on a second. Oh.

Lewis Hobba  29:08   This is fans. Yeah, I'm really curious about this. Oh, boy. Oh, I mean, comedy is known for aging. Well, so Kali

Dan Ilic  29:17   came to me ages ago and said I can can I be an irrational fear? This is when I was like writing irrational fear out of my out of my kitchen. And I said, Yo,

Lewis Hobba  29:26   you just done a bullshit degree in astrophysics.

James Colley  29:31   Yeah. And I thought, let's focus on something challenging.

Dan Ilic  29:37   And so I kind of, I kind of wanted to go to Kings Cross and interview people in Kings Cross about, you know, this is when Kings Cross was like raging, and there were so many drunk people in Kings Cross and this is before the lockout laws happened. The whole premise of it was to ask the people of Kings trust to solve the problems and looking back at it. It's So it feels so ancient like it feels like 1000 years ago.

James Colley  30:05   So what you need to understand is these people have just come from a Mumbrella after party.

Dan Ilic  30:11   So this is the first one of the first ever videos we ever made for rational fear. I'm on the microphone interviewing drunk people in James You are filming as we go. Why don't we play hang on a sec, if anyone wants to stop this as we go just say hang on a sec. Here we go. rational

Unknown Speaker  30:27   thinking cross crosses for

Unknown Speaker  30:29   decades. How do you fix that? Well, you can't really see Australian culture you guy you get drunk and you become a dickhead. I'll tell you the problem.

Lewis Hobba  30:40   The way to fix it

Dan Ilic  30:45   Yeah, in retrospect, that was the solution. And housing prices went up

Unknown Speaker  30:50   everyone's just drugs. I'm not gonna lie. Everyone's on drugs. You just got to get paid. Suggestions. Just honestly kick every violent person out of King

Unknown Speaker  31:00   scops and dog because he's a wombat.

Unknown Speaker  31:04   With alcohol alcohol problem I don't believe in it because guess why I'm alcoholic myself.

Unknown Speaker  31:09   So let me ask you a question. How do we fix global warming? Turn off you hate is is a carbon tax got to do with that. That bad saving carbon or something?

Unknown Speaker  31:19   Less mobile phones, cars all that shit. Go back to old school just walking in that

Unknown Speaker  31:25   will get pyramids. And buses made no more buses nothing. Continue shuffling.

Unknown Speaker  31:29   Where's the problem of China and India are the problems. Level actually.

Unknown Speaker  31:37   I think we just go I mean by solving the whaling the whaling is a problem?

Unknown Speaker  31:43   I don't believe in it. But actually I'll do because fucking Julian

Unknown Speaker  31:47   I believe in global warming. You can't prove it right now. Are we warm me up? No. Cuz we're not. I'm pretty fucking cold. It's called

Unknown Speaker  31:58   global warming tonight. Global warming will be fucking I'll take my shirt off right now. Take it off. I'll take it off.

Unknown Speaker  32:03   Come on. It's global warming. Everyone's like it comes on stage. Hang

Bridie Connell  32:07   on a sec. Just cuz I just need just two seconds. Here these men. All of these men now I promise you have high profile corporate jobs in Sydney

Dan Ilic  32:23   with a short without a doubt. And they still believe the same thing.

Lewis Hobba  32:28   They're selling the properties in Potts points that have gone up 200% Because they shut down fun in the cross.

Dan Ilic  32:33   I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure we interviewed the cost of Sydney Lux listing so I'm pretty sure that

Lewis Hobba  32:40   those two bled out guys who were like, not just China and India like those were the people at COP 26 representing Australia to fuck me

Unknown Speaker  32:50   what make the ice caps melt? What was it frozen ice melts, it cools down the rest of the earth.

Unknown Speaker  32:59   What do you not let

Unknown Speaker  33:01   me just get a lot out of government. Maybe

Unknown Speaker  33:03   that might help. That's a big one. Yeah, get a lot out of grab a woman.

Unknown Speaker  33:07   I don't give a fuck about global warming right getting pizzas Yana pizza. What about gay marriage? Personally? It's Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve.

Unknown Speaker  33:19   I'm not against guys. But gay marriage is fucking a bit too fun. Guys, yeah, you guys.

James Colley  33:27   Very disappointed in Stuart Lee on the left.

Unknown Speaker  33:32   Guys have civil unions already. So it's exactly the same writers game like men and women marriages. Why do they have to have the same as us? Kind of like black people? Well, no, not kind of like black people. Because marriage is traditional. You can't go against tradition. That's what I'm saying. Like slavery. Not against slavery. No, slavery is pretty traditional. Its traditional. But it's wrong.

Unknown Speaker  33:57   Like gay marriage is cool, man. Because everyone says God is like, our main merchant ship. God didn't make marriage. It's a man made thing, man. of fact, but 50 years ago that no we're voting I'm pretty sure it's a lie. I made that up in the spot. But yeah, look at it. Look at him. we're innovating. Women are marrying men and married. There's nothing wrong with it. It's

Unknown Speaker  34:24   two males that want to get down to business buddy can ask this that. It's up to them. I'm against

Unknown Speaker  34:33   against my religion. What about if it wasn't your religion? If it wasn't my religion, if he had a different religion?

Unknown Speaker  34:41   What would have been sensitive about it?

Dan Ilic  34:49   Those are the days so dies on the rest of 2012.

Bridie Connell  34:53   The only thing that I like that that was a brief reprieve from that Frank A horrifying couple of minutes of the day was the guy who was like, for climate change. Let's get pizzas which I reckon as a policy slogan. I would vote for that party every time. Sadly, they weren't

James Colley  35:13   called Five pizzas.

Dan Ilic  35:17   That is it for a rational fee. Big thank you to James Koehler, he Bridey. Connell and Lewis, how about now James and Bridey? You guys have got a brand new podcast that you you want to plug on the show.

Bridie Connell  35:31   We know two best friends who decided to start a podcast we thought it's never been done.

James Colley  35:38   If you enjoy political satire, you're going to love us pouring through the horrible vanity albums of B list celebrities in vanity project.

Bridie Connell  35:48   Yes, it's a very fun time. And there are a surprising amount of vanity albums out there. So we are having a great old time going through them and it's been really fun so far.

Lewis Hobba  35:58   Who have you done a bar?

Dan Ilic  36:00   I? Well, I've been listening to the Paris Hilton episode that you guys did with Beck shore. And I have to say, every time you play a song, I simultaneously get annoyed when you cut it off. Didn't start talking and kissing doesn't like hang on a second though. It's actually pretty good. What's going on there? Paris Hilton. She's a She's a superstar waiting to have a

Bridie Connell  36:20   truly it's been my favorite album that we've covered so far.

James Colley  36:23   I can tell you our next album up is Steven Seagal songs from the crystal cave and you will not have that feeling. Wow,

Bridie Connell  36:32   you're like life will flash before your eyes if you listen to this.

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James Colley  37:40   going to break the back of your poster.

Bridie Connell  37:44   Not it's a tiny child and a full clip.

Dan Ilic  37:48   Anything else you want to plug before we go Louis?

Lewis Hobba  37:50   No nothing for me dan.

James Colley  37:52   I've got some vintage irrational fear sticker packs here. So

Dan Ilic  37:58   I got that poster that says Tony Abbott bad Rastro

Well, that is it. That is it for the show. b Thank you everyone. We'll see you next time until next week. There's always something to be scared of. And you know what, you know, maybe we'll just rather than do like a long retrospective. We should just play a little bit of something from old days once once an episode or something like that. That's fun. Oh,

James Colley  38:25   I'd love to be edited out of that.

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Peter Dutton  1:06   Oh, Peter Dutton here wishing you and your family Christmas and reminding you that just like Santa Claus, I'm keeping a list of who is naughty and nice. Previously, if you were an Australian citizen, and you made a joke about a minister, for instance, a minor dog looking like a potato, there was no way he could legally tap your phone or jingle your bell. But as of today, ASIO can be my own personal health on a shelf, and I can spy on anyone I want foreign, more Australian, more Australian it looks a bit foreign or worse, the leader of the greens. So if you're gonna buy certain jokes about certain ministers, remember, potatoes have eyes and they could see when you are sleeping, and they know when you're awake. Just consider yourself lucky that Santa Claus isn't coming by boat. Whoa, whoa, whoa, authorized unopposed by Peter Dutton, Canberra.

Alan Jones  2:06   Thank you, Peter. What a warm kind of Dare I say jolly man. Next up is another jolly fellow, the President of the United States of America's alternative reality. Donald Trump. Here he is writing a letter to fake incoming President Joe Biden way back in January 26.

Donald Trump  2:26   Dear Joe, as you are senile, I will write this letter slowly. As I leave the White House with my wife and her lookalikes. I reflect on my time here as a career highlight of their with when I play the successful hotel owner in home alone to last in New York, even though you had the highest amount of votes in US history. I had the second highest and second is better than first. Justice two is higher than one. That's just a fact looking. So with that in mind, congratulations on pulling off a hoax election and undermining the country. I das by red cap your way and have chosen to write this letter in my finest crayons. You have ruined democracy in ways I could only dream and I usually only dream of the hamburger. But as a chick with big Tata. It has been an honor being the president of a country that would allow me to be president. Sincerely, Donald J. Trump. PS follow me on parler PPS, actually don't follow me on.

Alan Jones  3:32   Good on your Donald from the President of the USA to the president of Australia. Rhythm Murdoch was awarded a lifetime achievement award back in January for how many lives he's managed to suck the blood out of to stay alive himself. Ah, well, Dad Rupert,

Rupert Murdoch  3:48   good evening paying subscriber Rupert Murdoch here saying thanks for my lifetime achievement Award. It fills me with enthusiasm for my final days of planetary destruction until I die. Well, let me tell you I'm far from done. I've ruined democracies in the UK, USA and Australia. But they're still pansy little democratic countries around the world that have yet to be torn apart by my lieutenants. Defense us little New Zealand, I'm looking at you. There's a real movement to silence conservatism, which is why my 1000s of publications, TV networks and radio stations are home to them. And let's not forget MySpace, the future of the Internet. Once Facebook and Google are taxed into submission, you'll need an account. You can even put me on your top five friends if you'd like to young people, I say do what I do. Try to destroy everything before you die leaving behind a hash of a planet that looks just like my heart. Oh, and by The Daily Telegraph all the Herald Sun confidential this week is particularly sexy believe

Alan Jones  5:01   Rupert Murdoch will be back in just a moment to explain why the federal government is forcing big tech players like Google and Facebook to pay media proprietors for their content. And why wouldn't be listening to me talk about how many immigrants shouldn't be allowed into the country, his premium stuff. But before that, here is a message from Bill Gates on why you should take a dump on

Bill Gates  5:20   Google. Hello, I'm Bill Gates, former Microsoft founder and CEO now full time Boomer with too many resources at hand. And when I'm not planning to vaccinate the world with the latest antivirus, I'm using Bing Bing almost works as great as Google. That's why over 6% of the world trust Bing to find what they're looking for. Say you want to find the best coffee shop near you. All you have to do is go to www.bing.com and type in Spanish Civil War, and the best coffee shops will appear on your screen. And say you want to read all the latest news on your phone. Just download the Bing app and hit the latest news tab. And you can binge all the latest news on the cost of Concordia Shipra departure of Google from Australia my old friends at Microsoft are ready to make being relevant to Australia as Australia is relevant to the world. I wonder this has nothing to do with the rumors of me trying to inject you with 5g nanobots just try to search for it I'm hoping it doesn't exist. bearing

Alan Jones  6:40   good on your bill is February rolls around so does all things budgets and to celebrate here is something very very special and strange.

Unknown Speaker  6:50   Frydenberg industries and audible presents economic measures as you've never heard them before mother mind my money my mother from his hermetically sealed home studio in the southern highlands. Robbie McGregor Australia's most well known sexiest voice. Okay, already says the woods stimulus package for three sexy hours.

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Unknown Speaker  8:12   Frydenberg stimulus package is guaranteed to get everyone excited except for freelancers, migrants and casual workers. If you use the offer code hashtag fuck freelancers, get a 20 minute bonus of Robin McGregor saying the words quantitative easing,

Robbie McGreggor  8:26   quantitative easing, quantitative quantitative

Unknown Speaker  8:30   Frydenberg stimulus package is available to download from the audible store. Now. If you're registered for GST,

Robbie McGreggor  8:38   oh.

Alan Jones  8:43   I've got no idea what that was. It was like living through a Labour government. We're doing a recap of the 2021 sponsors of irrational fear. And thank God the coalition is here to govern the only effective way we know how press conferences

Rupert Degas  8:58   standby for an announcement about announcements from the Commonwealth of Australia. The federal government to secure the COVID-19 vaccine for all Australians is what we hope you picked up from the news this week. We haven't yet but we announced it. How good would that be? Just like the $2 billion national bushfire recovery fund that only existed in your brain the moment we announced it now that science and not to mention getting the arts industry back on their feet with a Coronavirus stimulus package that we haven't delivered. That was a really good announcement. We did it ages ago. Guys. Sebastian was there. And he looked sad. The federal government announcing things because doing things is the state's responsibility. Spoken by Rupert Degas, my son was being crushed because I have to read these ads to stay alive regardless of my own political opinion.

Alan Jones  9:43   The pandemic remember that? Gosh, more like plan Demmick I feel stronger than ever. And you know who else is my good friend Jerry Harvey. Oh,

Scott Morrison  9:53   it's the Harvey Norman swimming in money sale.

There's so much money we're drowning in it profits up 116% sales up by $462 million. As a bonus we're keeping job keeper That's right $22 million from the government to help struggling businesses during a pandemic The only thing we're struggling to do is find space to bottle this excess $22 million tax free interest free no cash back

Unknown Speaker  10:18   the savings are huge and Harvey Norman if you're me, Jerry

Scott Morrison  10:23   it's the Harvey Norman swimming in money sale. Oh cash that's gotta say. Say

Alan Jones  10:29   good on your Jerry. He's a go at that one. Remember the first time the plan Demick finished and the government was literally begging people to fly the broom. The only reason to fly the broom is to sweep your life under the carpet.

Robbie McGreggor  10:44   Federal government is giving away 800,000 Half Price plane tickets to anywhere in Australia. That is a marginal electorate. There's never been a better time to seek the seven swinging wonders of Australia. Walk through the colossal Women's Rugby Union change rooms of Red Cliff Queensland it or hike through the poisoned wasteland where they're hanging native grasslands of jam land one screw or fly to secluded Kangaroo Island just stay in your own rather check to experience how the Emperors of the Great Pyramid Scheme of Paladin once left swinging by swing seats has never been this cheap. All you have to do is just sell a little tiny part of yourself if you book through hello world use the offer code one word all lowercase. I know my tears Coleman and you'll get a surprise discount you'll have no idea about obviously free travel. There's nothing marginal about the seven swinging wonders service Australia do pack a jacket because anywhere you go, it's gonna be Bellwether

Alan Jones  12:06   now here's one of the best ideas I've ever heard of when it comes to accountability. No, it's not a federal ipecac it's a hotline to kick the pause pour.

Bronwyn Morgan  12:15   This episode of irrational fear is brought to you by Makayla cashes. Dobin adult ledger hotline. If you know someone who is earning hard earned money from taxpayers and is refusing to do their job, just call one 800 dole bludger Oh, are

Scott Morrison  12:29   you said to hold on to job in the bludger? Yes. Hello to Davina Blodger.

Unknown Speaker  12:34   Yes come on barrel. Darrow who I think we need some more information

Scott Morrison  12:39   there all the guard SEC last week after the job keeper thing ended off with him his job back at high five for three hours a fortnight in the bug or refused aerelon

Unknown Speaker  12:46   job seeker? Did I? Was he applying for the job? Well, I

Scott Morrison  12:50   reckon he would if I advertised that you haven't advertised the job then now then the tax department would not right. So what are you going to do about it? You're going to ring him and tell him that he should take it away

Unknown Speaker  13:00   that maybe I could I have your full name and contact number should click to hang up you actually need to press the red button not say click off. Thanks.

Bronwyn Morgan  13:11   One 800 dole bludger because there's nothing more Australian than dubbing in your mates.

Alan Jones  13:18   For a brief moment in March 2021, Australia was one of the few countries in the world that didn't have real news on Facebook. What a relief. Thankfully, Sky News was available still at the time to explain why here's Rupert.

Rupert Murdoch  13:31   So why isn't there any news on your Facebook newsfeed? Here's a quick explainer by me Rupert Murdoch left 10 on general of the News Corp and assorted expeditionary forces. Now, Mark Zuckerberg owns a website, Facebook, and Google owns a website called Google's and their websites own the data of all Australians who use it, which means they know what you want before you do. They're really good at selling advertising. I own newspapers that are really bad at selling advertising. And those newspapers own the Australian Government and the Australian government makes laws so one day on a whim I thought Geez Louise wave bad at selling edge. Not everyone wants 60 month interest free deals for electrical computers, furniture, bedding and flooring from Harvey Norman. Some people want magnetic lashes leggings that make you bump up and other bullshit. We have no idea. But then I said to myself, Rupert, you own a perfectly good government. It's just sitting there doing nothing. Maybe you can get them to force the blokes with the websites that are good at selling ads to give us money. Then I call the government to my house by private jet made them pay for And I said, Hello government, man, I forget their names. I've had a lot of staff turnover lately. If you still enjoy being the government, can you do this? And they said, We do still enjoy being the government boss. Yes. And yes, we can do that. Now the websites that are good at selling ads have to by law, give me money. And the best part about it Googles and Facebooks give the money straight to me tax free. And we wouldn't have it any other way. Why start paying tax now? Of some journalists would say, oh, but there's no way to guarantee that money will be invested in New Journalism. Well, none of those journalists work for me. I don't hire journalists out and you may have noticed Facebook news is back. For now. Zuckerberg told the government is only going to pay us if he feels like it. Well, I respect that. At the end of the day, Facebook, Google and I all agree that we're not going to pay any money to the Australian Government. Because why would you? There are a bunch of

Alan Jones  16:14   cowards you technology has become quite the constant in our lives. I remember when I got a TV remote control for the first time and that the click of a button you could flick between watching me on the Ernie sigley Show to watching me on the online shown to watching me on the bird show to watching me on the Graham Kennedy show to watching me on the Simon Gallagher show to watching me on the John Singleton show you're watching me on the Mike Walsh show to watching me on the Barry Crocker show to watching me on the TED Hamilton show to watching me on the Darryl summer show and to watching me on the Alan Jones Show. Now that was media diversity when it comes to new technology to keep track of consent. Dawood knows who is allowed in which holes better than a New South Wales Police Commissioner.

Scott Morrison  16:57   Hi, I'm Nick fuller. As New South Wales Police Commissioner, I love stripping down with others but gaining consent can be a confusing process. That's why we've developed a new app to help men with important careers feel safe at night. If individuals have developed relations to a point where undergarments could be heading in a southerly direction, it's important to document the consent of each party before the engagement of horizontal proceedings. Simply take out your service New South Wales app and scroll to the sexual consent form. You and your sexual participants simply tick the boxes for the style and duration of sexual intercourse. Also note if applicable, which private high school participants attended. So we assign the most appropriate legal response should we even need to then simply sign on the screen or use a finger on the fingerprint reader. If one of your participants is too drunk to sign definitely don't coerce them or just place their finger on the fingerprint reader. They'll never be able to prove otherwise, then and only then can sexual intercourse proceed at a location of your choice. There is currently a 15 person limit per sexual event per household. But this will relax as COVID rules change. Now, this is important. If any participant changes their mind it won't be automatically updated by the app. But were assured by the Boston Consulting Group that this will be addressed in a future upgrade. So when emotions are running high, remember now at no wet. This has been a message from the New South Wales Police. Thank you.

Alan Jones  18:31   Usually right now I'd love to have Anthony clear on the show. But unfortunately, Dan Ilic turned irrational fear don't have enough patreon supporters are caught is so cheap. Instead, here is Andrew bolts daughter, Gabby bolt blurting out a tune about how the Prime Minister of Australia can relate to women who he is related to

Gabbi Bolt  18:52   welcome to the fifth annual Parliament House karaoke competition. I know I know Garrett comes back and wins every year. But I might not be one to pick up a hose. But I certainly have picked up a microphone before

Unknown Speaker  19:06   Hey, kids

Unknown Speaker  19:07   learn from my empathy consultant turns out all that I have to say is I find those guys repulsive once I a thing about how I will

Gabbi Bolt  19:16   propose real change. But if I try to cry, maybe no one will notice anything strange.

Unknown Speaker  19:27   cuz I'll stand up for women when they need me. But only the ones

Gabbi Bolt  19:32   I like. Jenny and the girls only relate to my relatives. Good. I really even I haven't named names. I mean, I'm not to blame. I could have shot protesters right at the scene.

But I didn't want to know

why Jenny and the girls Yeah, Jenny

I'm personally nailing Miss Dutton. What do you think? Scott better than

Unknown Speaker  20:10   Danny and the girls?

Alan Jones  20:13   Oh, what a voice. Up next, some pandemic recovery packages that aren't about building out a gas pipeline. Oh, God.

Bronwyn Morgan  20:21   The rules of federal parliament are changing from April 1 2021. Some behavior will now be quietly condemned. Whether that's accidentally quote, assaulting a silly drunk girl, or just whacking on a desk. The consequences of your actions could now be enforced with serious thinly veiled threats. Like you could lose your portfolio, lower the chances of pre selection maybe or possibly even getting a telling off by a state Premier. That's why the Prime Minister's Prime Minister for female complaints is introducing knob keeper. knob keeper provides relief for your upstanding member. Non keeper supports knobs with fully paid leave, so you can spend more time with your family if you still have one before coming back and fulfilling your promise to the Australian people while collecting $200,000 A year or your fully paid leave can be used to brief a team of lawyers so you can sue a trusted journalist who never mentioned your name for defamation. But remember, if you're not sure whether that upskirting photo or dick pic is appropriate, check with Jenny first Julie has a way of clarifying no keeper, a helping hand for our big swinging decks authorized by irrational fear on behalf of the Australian Brotherman Canberra.

Alan Jones  21:41   Well, that explains a lot but not as much as who is eligible for those irrelevant vaccines which the government has done with absolute clarity.

Virginia Gay  21:50   We understand there's been some confusion about who is eligible for the COVID-19 vaccine and who votes labor.

Rupert Degas  21:57   That's why the federal government is clearing up the confusion with job seeker.

Virginia Gay  22:02   Job Seeker tells you when the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine will be made available to groups most in need of protection first, and Liberal Party donors.

Rupert Degas  22:12   These vulnerable communities have been identified by medical experts and focus groups.

Virginia Gay  22:18   Group one includes people who are at increased risk of being silenced by Kancil culture,

Rupert Degas  22:24   like journalists who haven't asked any questions, cab drivers and divorced dads with an axe to grind on facebook

Virginia Gay  22:31   group to priority access will also be given to people working in critical services such as

Rupert Degas  22:37   residents of marginal electorates, sharks fans, coal industry professionals,

Virginia Gay  22:42   and men with law degrees who went to university with current or former Liberal Party Cabinet members.

Rupert Degas  22:48   If you're not listed in groups one or two, keep checking job seeker to see when other groups of people will be eligible for the AstraZeneca vaccine like women's scientists, union members, and Tom Ballard, who will definitely be last on the list job seeker, helping those who are more on to Australia than others get a COVID-19 vaccine first whenever they fucking arrive, authorized by someone anonymously to give us plausible deniability. Should it all go to hell camera.

Alan Jones  23:16   Back in April Scott Morrison visited a Pentecostal church and tell them that God gave to him in a dream and told him to run for the top job as Prime Minister now, I've never called Nick grana God, and I don't think I'm about to start now.

God  23:32   Hi, I'm God, also known as Yahweh, the Lord Jehovah, and in some circles, Jenin you may remember me for being the father of Jesus, the guy who was murdered by the mob when the local authorities claimed his safety was the responsibility of the states. Now I just want to clear a few things up. Your Prime Minister Scott Morrison claimed that I came to him in a vision. And I said, quote, Scott, you've got to run for Prime Minister. Well, that's not how I remember it. I remember appearing to him and saying, Scott, you've got the runs. And if you don't make it home, you'll have to stop at anger Dean McDonald's. I'm glad we could clear that up on the record. And remember, folks love one another. Although I understand that's more of an inner city a dinner party cafe, green's thing to do. Oh, and by my book is big, and it's a best seller.

Alan Jones  24:38   May 2021. So corporate Australia ran out of patience with Coronavirus while hospitals had an oversupply of patients. Back in May the CEO of Virgin had a message for anyone wanting to travel overseas again.

Virginia Gay  24:54   A message from Virgin Australia. You may have heard our CEO say that Cost of opening up international borders is that some people will die. Sorry for the gas. It's our first time. We want to let all Australians know that there's always a small risk of dying on one of our flights, be it from the food, overcrowding, or watching too many Adam Sandler movies on long haul connections. at Virgin Australia, we're committed to helping our customers reach their dream destination, but an unlucky few will also reach their ultimate destination. At least Virgin Australia customers can take comfort in the fact that, unlike Qantas, your death will most likely be delayed. Virgin Australia, some people will die, but probably not on time.

Alan Jones  25:47   The NDIS is a crucial service for Australians with a disability but according to the government this year, there's only two problems with it. One, it costs money into the public servants who run it have bleeding hearts. Now to me that sounds like a preexisting condition garden.

NDIS Empathy Hotline  26:04   Thanks for calling NDIS. Unfortunately, all of our empathetic Public Service employees are attending other customers, or they're in a meeting with human resources because of something they tweeted or are at home suffering burnout, and Your call has been diverted to our artificially intelligent empathy hotline. If you require a computer generated voice to occasionally say listening sounds like oh, yeah, and Aha, and oh, no, you poor thing. Press one. If you would like to be misdiagnosed by an artificial doctor, press two, to experience having this call being passed to an endless loop of computer generated NDIS employees for several hours. Press three to speak to the human breast for that's a little computer joke. There are no more humans, they're all fired. If you would like to meditate to the pace for sound of a dot matrix printer, stay on the line.

Alan Jones  27:09   If we've learned anything this year about the management of the pandemic, it's not a race, because we're all gonna die sooner or later. We're not me, I'll live forever.

Rupert Degas  27:19   This episode of irrational fear is brought to you by the National Vaccine rollout. Remember, it's not a race. It's a marathon, which is the name of a race. But in this case, no one is racing. It's more of a fun run.

Unknown Speaker  27:33   But not funny.

Rupert Degas  27:35   And there's no running. Because the National Vaccine rollout is the gold standard. A monetary policy that was abandoned by Australia in 1932. Steel, it sounds nice, like a gold medal. But you'd get if you won a race, which the National Vaccine rollout definitely isn't authorized by the Department of mixed metaphors and grasping at straws camera.

Alan Jones  27:55   Well, let's clear that up. In July 2021, the federal government upped its vaccine messaging, that is to say they started vaccine messaging, only a year and a half into the pandemic. They put out an ad to encourage everyone to get the vaccine. But back in July, no one could get the vaccine. It was harder to get a vaccine that tickets to any other musical. God. That was a good show. I was in it. Oh dear.

Dan Ilic  28:19   She was a 39 year old non essential graphic designer who was merely eight months away from being eligible for a FISA vaccine. And yet, she refused to enroll herself into St. Joseph's College. Let's be COVID-19 together, turn 40 Sooner or be the son of Liberal Party donors. Spoken by someone who never be held to account for the audit hold a syringe to Bob and Gambro

Alan Jones  28:41   2021 was a census year, which is an old fashioned way for the government to know everything about you before we had social media and QR codes.

Rupert Degas  28:50   Tuesday the 10th of August is senseless Nice. Each household is required by law to fill out the online form. So the Australian Bureau of Statistics can collect data on the makeup of Australia and to see if the NBN is working in your area. It then gives that data to the federal government so they can build critical services like carpark sporting facilities and hospitals in coalition seats, regardless of what the data says. The senseless providing scientific data to the Australian government so they can willfully ignore it authorized by a bunch of glittering idiots in Canberra

Alan Jones  29:22   in August 2021 With cop 26 Only a few months away. Everyone was talking about climate change that doesn't exist. Lots of people think we've already solved it. Well, let me tell you something. David Attenborough didn't think so. God

Robbie McGreggor  29:35   OMA series finale of who Lammott Earth things are really heating up. Mr. Morrison,

David Attenborough  29:42   it's with regret to inform you that the snow is on fire. You need to do something. Now.

Scott Morrison  29:49   I've always said I've got a plan and the plans the plan. It's a plan a plan that's been planned. I've always said that

Robbie McGreggor  29:56   will David Attenborough and the Earthlings be able to stop the Your time.

David Attenborough  30:02   Now you listen hear Scott, we've only got a couple of years left until the point of no return. The numbers are just not

Scott Morrison  30:09   looking good. Oh, that's great, then we can blame the collapse of the earth on labor.

Robbie McGreggor  30:13   Oh, well, they suffocate themselves and every other living creature in a toxic soup of stinky greenhouse gases.

David Attenborough  30:23   Everything is dying, Mr. Morrison, and you're doing nothing.

Scott Morrison  30:29   I'm not going to do anything that will cost jobs. And the most at risk jobs are those on the boards of fossil fuel companies that all need after I lose the election in a month's time. I've always said that.

Robbie McGreggor  30:39   I find out in this book potentially lost emissaries of the show, but jumped the shark of the Renaissance.

Planet Earth is recommended for mature audiences. It contains strong sex scenes, as the whole globe gets royally

Bill Gates  31:11   fucked

Alan Jones  31:13   when it comes to climate change. Thank God for the big Australian and I'm not talking about Ben Robert Smith. So big strong heads do now I'm talking about bhp who are pretending to do something about their huge carbon footprint. God

Rupert Degas  31:27   in 2021 bhp is getting rid of fossil fuels and focusing on sustainability of our province. Our profits are fragile and we must do what we can to save them. And Experts warn that our reputation will soon face a tipping point from activist shareholders from which it could never recover. That's why we're selling our coal, oil and gas assets. Some other company can bravely ignore the problem of greenhouse emissions production that will continue unabated regardless, that bhp we believe the only way to clean up the planet is to wash your own hands first. We're doing it for our children and our children's children.

Scott Morrison  32:14   Your children ours will be inheriting the province. Yeah, BHP open cut and running.

Alan Jones  32:21   This government is cooked a lot of flack when it comes to action on climate change doesn't exist. But no one is talking about the Minister for emissions reduction plan to keep cows alive, which will make more co2 so that plants can survive.

Dan Ilic  32:34   At the Australian government, we know that coal powered electricity plants are running out of time. On one hand, they're old, expensive, and make climate change worse every minute they run. But on the other hand, the coal industry also provides critical baseload donations to the LMP. So that's why we're launching coal keeper. We're spending $7 billion a year to keep coal powered polluting clunkers running way past their use by date. That way the LNP can get more donations from the coal industry to stay way past our use. By Date, the government could invest in new wind, solar and storage that renewable energy is to claim to give us donations, coal keeper, a reliable source of donations at the cost of only $400 per household per year. And everyone's existence

Alan Jones  33:29   you know, something my good friend Jerry Harvey never ceases to amaze me when it comes to generosity. Harvey Norman acknowledged that they made a matzah on job keeper and they decided to give it back. Well, not all of it there'll be stupid Harvey Norman

Scott Morrison  33:41   is giving $6 million of job keep her cash back I caved into a huge huge, huge public pressure as all my credibility went out the door. During the pandemic our profits increased by half a billion dollars selling furniture electrical embeddings $13 billion worth not to mention $22 million in free job keep no strings attached. But we're giving back all 27% of it. Wow, that sheets million dollars $6 million that the government can spend on car parks or sporting sheds and swinging electrodes in the hope that the Australian public will lose interest in Harvey Norman. Speaking of interest, we've kept $16 million interest free. Australia has been telling me to go Harvey go Harvey go fuck myself. And that's what I've done just a little bit.

Alan Jones  34:38   As September rolled around more voices, we're adding to the pressure on the government to adopt a net zero target. Personally, I'd like to see Net Zero benefit Simon's is by 2030 on what an ogre Oh, God. G'day.

Dan Ilic  34:51   I'm Dan Ilic, the executive director of the Australian lapsed Catholic lobby. And I just want to say that as the group that represents the largest sector of Christian In Australia laughs Catholics, we think the only way to give hope to children for their future is to take meaningful action on climate change, as statistically the only thing that will harm children more than climate change is an exponential increase of chaplains in schools. So please, when it comes to emissions net zero by 2030 and when it comes to chaplains and schools, gross zero by 2021.

Alan Jones  35:28   Spoken and authorized by Dan Ilic for the Australian likes Catholic lobby, Canberra come in September. The Prime Minister copped a lot of flack for using Australia's Air Force One for personal trips, like flying to have high level multilateral talks with his family on Father's Day. Disgusting. Who'd have a family

Rupert Degas  35:43   there is only one airline that can fly you to vacation in Hawaii while your home is ablaze. There's only one airline that can fly you to discover your family's history on the other side of the world, while families at home are being made history. And there's only one airline to help you secretly see your loved ones in another city when everyone else is only allowed to travel three miles from home. Fly the entitled skies where tone deaf headphones are complimentary.

Scott Morrison  36:16   Oh, good to you. Very good. You're the best Prime Minister ever.

Rupert Degas  36:20   The only airline where you don't have to put your seat up if you don't want to entitled airlines direct flights now available from Canberra to a place where they filmed the White Lotus.

Alan Jones  36:32   Back in September with Sydney clocking up its 100th Day in lockdown, so called investigative humorist Dan Ilic stone it would be funny to take the mickey out of the premieres daily press conferences, I can assure you it wasn't smart or funny and needed more Anthony Kalia.

Dan Ilic  36:50   Okay, thank you. Thanks, everyone. Okay, great. First of all, can I say how pleasing it is to hear so many people in this apartment block, yell at apartment number two, for playing Arctic Monkeys do I want to know on loop at 3am last night, it is so pleasing to hear everybody join in with a collective Shut up. That's really important. And please, we want to see more of that behavior in this apartment block. So thank you for that. As of 8pm Last night, we have seen three new episodes of Ted lasso, and two new episodes of what we do in the shadows. Those episodes had already existed in the community, and we are just catching up to them now. So what we want to do is be able to see more of those episodes sooner, but we realize there is a limit to how many streaming services people can sign up for. But as a little treat, there will be more episodes of succession for those who persist longer than the two week trial that binge is offering currently. So that's something to look forward to. For everyone that's on binge. As is a health advice, we have been going to the toilet a lot more often. But please can I just want to remind people if you are doing a number two, please please close the door after you to avoid airborne contaminants affecting the living space. This is a real issue. So please, please keep that door shut. Okay. For lunch today. It will be a spinach and tuna salad, as is the health advice. I just want to stress here. I just want to stress that it can be tempting to order a Portuguese chicken chili chips and solo combo from the local shop and have it delivered. But it is it that's fine in normal times, but it's not conducive to the long term sustainability of someone that's been in lockdown for over 10 weeks. Okay, you just can't keep that up. So tuna and spinach it is today. Now, can I say? On the weekend? We did witness about 12,000 people down at Bondi Beach just a few blocks from here. But the numbers haven't that 9000 Those people were from the Daily Mail and Channel Nine taking photos of everyone else. So please, if you do have to go to Bondi Beach, please wear a mask. So you aren't identified by Sydney confidential. Okay. All right now we'll take your questions. I've got some here from Twitter, climate patriot. Why have I never seen you in the same room as Jon Lovitz, and David Mitchell Well, climate patriots, this is an offensive question. Okay. And I'm not going to answer it. Okay. Mary wiper. What time does Dan Murphy's open? Look across most LGs it's some it's 9am to 8pm. But there are some LG A's that do it differently. So Guilford Randwick, North Ryde, you're looking at 10am opening in Mosman. It's a different closing time. 7pm. And they do that because you can't trust rich white people. You give them an inch, they take a mile and they build a hedge around that mob and no one's allowed to walk there. Okay, Gary Moore, why do we put an extra x in anti vaxis look, Gary that was a decision taken at national cabinet. The federal health minister and wanted to put three x's in there Triple X as his he's wanting the Premier's. We just thought one was enough. So we met halfway. That's why those, there's two in anti vaxxers. Okay. Hopefully that answers your question. Guido Tsali. What is the philosophical significance of girdles theorems? Look, we I think we all know, girdle was a brilliant thinker, but a wasn't a mainstream thinker. He had a lot of gaps in his theorem. It's safe to say his his theories have more gaps than a block of Swiss cheese. So that's that. Wilco last What's for lunch? Like we said in the briefing, spinach and tuna Wilker. That is the current plan. Taking the best advice from health there. Okay. Kim Fitzgerald, why is there air? Look him? The air is here Chem. Okay. We're committed to air. And can I just stress there are some in the press who say we should get rid of it, you know, get rid of the air get rid of the virus, but that's not going to happen. Okay. Areas necessary for life. And the current advice from health is that we must make a mandatory. Okay. Thanks, Kim. Peter credal asks, Do you scrunch or fold? Look, it is a tough question. And the advice currently is to do whatever you can do in front of you. There is research still being done. Currently, we're doing both we so crunching and folding. But if all you have is the ability to scratch them scratch if you're waiting for someone to teach you how to fold. We don't suggest that at all. Strange now. You can learn to fold later. Okay? Now's the time to scratch. Okay, you can't be fussy about scrunching or folding. Alright, Miss Wolfie wolf asks, Are we there yet?

No. No. All right. Thanks very much, everyone. Thanks very much.

Alan Jones  41:58   Thank you. At the height of lockdown tensions in September Milburn's right wing fascist tended at high vis vest and pretended to be tradies and proceeded to ride in Melbourne, fake tradies are nothing new, but usually they're reserved for the Liberal Party, not the Nazi Party. Though it's hard to tell the difference these days, that's for sure. God.

Unknown Speaker  42:18   White brothers, white bread through one of our own here today has portrayed us due to sick. So I say unto you, here in the group chat. On the first day, we shall rise, and we shall walk and together we will fight for our tiebreak. And on the second day, toward our enemies, we shall throw ceremonial peace.

Unknown Speaker  42:45   I've just been struck in the back of her head by a camp, then we shall

Unknown Speaker  42:49   go to the water and walk over the bridge the West Gate Bridge to the holy promised land of Werribee. And on the third day, I will descend upon the shrine of remembrance, and they will remember who we are. We are the chosen trainees returned to us what was taken our smoko. Until then, may their rivers turn into bourbon in their backyard swept by mosquitoes, their boards. Digit with be nice, they won't be easy. We will be persecuted, crucified in the media, but they're passionate but we will rise from the ashes of our building sites. We will beat Corona with protein, vitamin C and vitamin D. Blessed are those who hunger for righteousness, or I will feed them or the victim and they will remember us lest we forget in my own name. Amen.

Alan Jones  43:53   Thanks ladies freedom loving white power traders word alone, we heard them and so did corporate Australia who was quite happy to help. At soft yakka we believe eating our meat pies and Chucky milk on the inside. So we believe the Anzacs didn't die fighting fascism during the global pandemic so we could choose to die during another global pandemic. And soft yakka we don't believe lockdowns should stop trival EMS Rocktober when it's already ruined lead September and Faith No More August soft yakka the official supplier of nappies to Melbourne tradies. So if you ask anyone inside the camera bubble, they'll tell you that the Liberal Party has a woman problem. Well, let me tell you that they're doing just fine and their latest program to address it should be put in the chat bag and be thrown out to see

Unknown Speaker  44:50   in March of 2021. The women of Australia made it clear that they wanted things to change that up with the lack of government action when it comes to gendered violence. Many marched to Parliament has to demand the Morison government listen to what they had to say. Well, the good news is we did hear some of the many changes the Morison government made that will benefit all Australian women. When former Liberal staffer Brittany Higgins went public about an alleged rape in a ministerial office in 2019. The Prime Minister listens to Brittany after his

Dan Ilic  45:21   wife clarified at him using his daughter's as a theoretical example,

Unknown Speaker  45:24   and immediately ordered an inquiry into which members of his office knew about the alleged incident so the right people can be held accountable.

Dan Ilic  45:32   This report was due in June 2021. It has now been suspended before it could be completed due to legal advice. When a historical rape allegation against Christian Porter was made public. He was immediately stood down after 27 days and he's a position of Attorney General only to avoid a conflict of interest while launching a defamation case against a woman journalist he later a border which means he definitely didn't lose or win. And Leader of the House, Christian Porter was later temporarily reappointed the leader of the House, and in 2018

Unknown Speaker  45:58   the Morison government commissioned the respected work report, which made 55 recommendations towards how to improve women's safety at work

Dan Ilic  46:07   of the 12 recommendations that needed parliamentary approval, the government passed half ignoring workplace laws to ban sexual harassment and for employees to have a duty of care to take meaningful action to prevent sexual harassment from happening. With Porter gone, not gone,

Unknown Speaker  46:20   the Prime Minister created a new women's Task Force to tackle these problems. Head on the Morison government looks forward to making the behavior of blokes like Barnaby Joyce, who resigned from his position as Deputy Prime Minister due to sexual harassment allegations. A thing of the past.

Dan Ilic  46:36   Barnaby Joyce is once again the deputy prime minister. He's also been appointed to the women's task force

Unknown Speaker  46:41   because the Morison government looks forward to the future. That's why we're holding the Women's Summit in September of 2021. With a prime minister will definitely be listening to what the many speakers will have to say.

Dan Ilic  46:53   Scott Morrison appointed himself as main speaker at the Women's Summit. Brittany Higgins was invited last minute by a third party.

Unknown Speaker  46:59   Ladies you asked for change. And you got it

Dan Ilic  47:03   not technically true. The liberal party put your blind trust in us supported by Diana royal am for rational fear Canberra,

Alan Jones  47:10   come October 15. Only two weeks out from cop 26 The biggest climate change conference the world has ever seen which still doesn't exist. Barnaby Joyce decided now was a good time to start to think about doing nothing about climate change, which still doesn't exist.

Dan Ilic  47:26   Do Sunday. It's the biggest decision in Australian climate politics history bigger than starting the emissions trading scheme bigger than axing the emissions trading scheme bigger than implementing their renewable energy targets bigger than canceling the renewable energy targets bigger than creating the Department of climate change bigger than dismantling the Department of climate change bigger than starting a mining super profits tax they get an ending of mining super profits tax begins hitting a sunset date for old coal plants bigger than trying to use Texas to keep those old coal plants alive bigger than the High Court ruling the Environment Minister has a duty of care to Australia's children bigger than the environment. Mr. Sage, you High Court Oh kill those children if I want to use three new coal mines much much much bigger, much much bigger than the size of the barrels the nets get their pork in this Sunday, the National Party will gather to vote on whether or not to agree on net zero by 2050. Like the rest of the world. Will the National Party dare to do the bare minimum for one or will they do whatever their mining donors want to help them stay in power for another 36 months and ruin the entire thing planet for every one for ever? This Sunday, a decision bigger than Barnaby some count the national party room showdown a donation will buy your whole seat but you'll only need the edge. There ain't no party like a National Party because the national parties don't adopt new policies.

Alan Jones  48:50   I think it's safe to say we are a premium program here and a rational fear, which is why we're very very choosy when it comes to fresh tomato sandwiches and financial sponsors.

Rupert Degas  49:00   You live in a fast changing world. Today's Attorney General is tomorrow's backbencher. Accountability is something that can only exist if you can see something to count. When you need a sense of mystery for your big pot of money. Put your blind faith in orders blind trust because whoever is paying off a public person's legal bills should remain private, at least until after the next election. Borders blind trust is sort of program should keep going in Australia essentially forever. terms or conditions don't apply. If you're a member of the Liberal government. Check the PDS for details. No really, please check because I couldn't find any details. When I look.

Alan Jones  49:40   Well. Would you believe it 48 hours before cop 26 The biggest climate change conference in the entire world which doesn't exist. The government rushed out a plan on a napkin to reach net zero greenhouse emissions by 2050. Except the plan didn't reach that at all. Just like my ratings on Sky News. It fell short by about 50%

Dan Ilic  50:01   It's time for another episode of Angus bull.

Scott Morrison  50:04   Angus Taylor, welcome to the program.

Angus Taylor  50:06   Thanks for having me species Great to be with you.

Dan Ilic  50:08   The netzero 2050 plan from the Minister for emissions plateauing. First,

Angus Taylor  50:14   the how. Now we are investing $20 billion in targeted r&d expenditure prioritizing key technologies like high clean hydrogen,

Dan Ilic  50:24   clean hydrogen is the spin name for blue hydrogen, which is made from fossil fuels, which creates greenhouse gases, which adds to global warming. Anything else that may keep the fossil fuel dream alive, Minister for emissions plateauing to carbon capture and storage, carbon capture storage and mystery technology that doesn't work at scale anywhere in the world, the only thing it's managed to capture is time to delay the phasing out of fossil fuels. So what is this plan? That's not going to work going to cost? I mean, other than all life on Earth,

Scott Morrison  50:56   the $20 billion, you mentioned there is just for the next for this decade. So what's the full cost to get to net zero?

Angus Taylor  51:04   Well, that run rate of the money we're spending over the next decade is what we would expect into the future,

Dan Ilic  51:10   expect to pay 20 billion each decade until we reach 2050. And if you include the 250 billion national slush fund, that may have been agreed to so that the prime minister could utter the syllables 2050 in Glasgow, that could be $310 billion. That's right $310 billion for a bunch of miracle technologies that don't work and don't cut emissions. Hope I'm not paying for it, just to

Scott Morrison  51:37   be clear what a taxpayer is going to have to pay under your plan to get to net zero.

Angus Taylor  51:43   Well, taxpayers are not paying anything. We're not raising taxes. I mean, that that's the important point.

Dan Ilic  51:49   The 310 billion isn't going to be paid by taxpayers, it's going to be paid by the government who is paid by the taxpayers. Fantastic, great move. Well done. Angus. If the Minister for emissions reduction was interested in reducing emissions, he'd phase out fossil fuels and turn Australia into a renewable energy superpower, but he's not. He's interested in one thing, ensuring baseload donations from his fossil fuel friends.

Alan Jones  52:18   One of the rational fears greatest guests in 2021 was mcnevin the self proclaimed World's Greatest high jumper. He's a national hero, just like me, Alan Jones.

Dan Ilic  52:27   So McNabb and thanks for joining us and Australian high jumper who claims to be the greatest high jumper in the world. Welcome.

Mick Neven  52:33   Yeah. Thanks for having me. Yeah, that is correct. I am.

Dan Ilic  52:37   I am. Do it's an amazing claim to be the world's greatest high jumper. What's the basis for the claim? Well,

Mick Neven  52:44   I have never missed the jump. No one's not that. That's right. I have never noticed the bar onto the mat. So what's your highest jump 50 centimeters 50 centimeters, that's not very high. Well, that is the target that I've set for myself. And I meet and beat that target. Every time I jump.

Dan Ilic  53:05   Now, the mentor jam record is 2.45 meters and the women's record is 2.09 meters. You're nowhere near that.

Mick Neven  53:12   I hear but I don't worry about what other high jumpers are doing. You've never once competed at the Olympic Games. Why would I see a limbic at the heart of all those so called high jumpers making bold claims about clearly 2.4 meters and what happens? They all not the bar onto the mat, and they look pretty stupid doing it. I made them beat my target every time I can do high jumper. Yeah, it's only 50 centimeters. That's right. I don't need to jump higher. I'm less than 2% of the world type jump. If I raised the bar to even 1.5 minutes sure I could jump it so that's a clear goal. To achieve that I need to coach I'd have to start training I did objective. Why bother? I can meet the beat that 50 centimeters and it doesn't tax me

Dan Ilic  53:54   or anyone else. Yeah, 50 centimeters. You know a primary school kid could jump that jump. So

Mick Neven  53:59   I am the world's greatest I'd never you're not the world's greatest. The World's Greatest high jumper. Never missed the jump. Don't forget that. Never missed the jump. Make. Thanks for joining us on irrational fear. See you on the mat buddy.

Alan Jones  54:16   Now one of the reasons I don't go on social media is to constant bullying and criticism from voices who have megaphones but no real authority. If I wanted to experience that, I've just listened to my own show. Thankfully, the government has a plan to silence the wrong kinds of speech.

Peter Dutton  54:32   Hi, I'm Peter Dutton. And I'm calling on the tech giants to keep Australians safe on the internet by implementing trolls seeker. Trolls seeker is about protecting the most vulnerable people to criticism in society, government ministers. So if you're an anonymous internet user who can't afford a defamation lawsuit, or worse, a journalist from the ABC with an incorrect opinion. You better watch out I already see when you're sleeping. I already know when you're awake. I don't know if you've been bad or good, but I don't know who you are. And that is a problem because we can't Trump a subpoena down your chimney. So, tech giants Facebook, Twitter, MySpace and Solitaire. I'm talking to you unmask your anonymous trolls now, especially the ones that look like eggs. I'm jealous, otherwise will unfriend you like they do in China, North Korea and Myanmar. Now that's how you handle a bully troll seeker. Protecting Australians who work at Parliament House trolls second does not apply to anonymous accounts run by MPs like Andrew laming Mark Latham, or Amanda Stoker, because that's just awkward fun.

Alan Jones  55:36   Now, let me tell you something. When I got sacked from Sky News, I did it for a reason to serve Australia. I once coached the Wallabies I could cut the government easy peasy. For one. There's no point of it. Simon's in the Liberal Party. God, what an ogre. Good morning everyone and fellow Australians, many people are asking me when am I going to run for politics? Well, there's no better time to step up than after being stood down. So after being the king of broadcasting on TV, and who GB I'm joining the LNP. After all, they share my values, we both deny the existence of climate change. We both deny the existence of women. We both know how to do cash flow comment. Speaking of there's never been a better time for gas led recovery. Nine out of 10 epidemiologists agree the best way to cure a respiratory virus like COVID-19 is with a gas pipeline, pumping delicious, natural methane to everyone's home where they sleep. Turn on your gas pipe today. And when it comes to accountability, I'm not scared of a federal icoc After all, I've had to face achma a number of times. Remember when I started a race, right? I was held accountable and forced to say sorry, God, that was hard. It was only a race, right? So they've won me, Alan Jones on Alan Jones to join the Liberal Party which got us to sign me up just like Sky News were to get us to get my brave opinions on the air. So I did the next best thing I got one of my interns to start a company that I held a press conference to announce to the world that my interns company would be signing me up for a brand new all digital network cure LAN. The Morning everybody. Over the last few months I've been undergoing emergency medical treatment on my leg. It turns out I had been leaning too far to the left. God thank God they fix that up. Now while I've been away those vermin at scar news have canceled me. Yes, I'm a victim of canceled culture. So that's why I'm starting my own social network. Cancel your Foxtel subscriptions and sign up for que LAN the social network by me Alan Jones from sign up you can enjoy all the benefits of being a kulen member, Robert Menzies is still Prime Minister,

Robert Menzies  57:44   you call a man a racist. The Wallabies win every

Alan Jones  57:47   now and then. And for the first time in four years, the Wallabies have won mark Latham cooks up a delicious Southeast Asian inspired meal. These are the best scones. And each week a new album is released by Anthony Kelly as a I want a voice sounds like a bit like a computer but we're working that out. And the best thing is you'll be surrounded by like minded retirees over the age of 65. So you'll never have to worry about grandchildren correcting you with fake news about climate change from NASA. God global warming, what next? There's a plague or something. Give me a break. Anything you can do on Facebook you can do on Cuba LAN plus more. You can poke people. Yes, you can berate people, you can put people in a chat bag and throw them out to see you can even inside a race right at the click of a button. And the best thing is a camera can't touch you. So join que LAN the social network where free speech is for easy payments of 4999 a month and you can be friends with me Alan Jones for an extra 699 a month. That's real cash in the comments. So join cure Len today. I was gonna call up Jonestown but it was taken on Alan Jones. Well, that is it for another year. A big big thank you to Jake Brown, Dan Ilic Rupert Degas, Robin McGregor, mcnevin Virginia gay brother and Morgan, Anthony callea and all of the Patreon subscribers that Australian digital holdings including John the deep as kid to read McCoy Tenjin sing, Fred Stokes, Ned Bilham Ziqi and Alistair Bondo Mazagon. Thank you very much. honored to have you on our little podcast program. Good dad, Australia.

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Julia Zemiro  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birther foundation. I'm recording my part of Julia's Amuro asks, Who cares on the lands of the gunman? Gara and Darwell people, sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the podcast.

Dan Ilic  0:18   A podcast about politics for people who hate politics. This is Julia Mira asks Who cares?

Julia Zemiro  0:27   Hello Julia here and thank you again for joining me on the irrational fi podcast feed to listen to who cares this month, Kerry O'Brien and Zara sideline to people who have been and are working in the media in Australia. Zara Seidler in her 20s with Sam Koz Lasky set up the daily oz news for millennials will be speaking to her after we speak with Kerry O'Brien, of course, carries a prominent Australian journalist and author whose long career includes 28 years as a national current affairs, television presenter and interviewer. From this day to night, four corners Lateline, the 730 report where he was editor and presenter for 15 years, he's written two books, one on former Australian Prime Minister for Keating, but more recently, a memoir on the social and political upheavals he's witnessed in half a century of journalism. And that's what I wanted to talk to him about today, because one of the biggest upheavals I think, is this independent grassroots movement. And I wanted to ask him what he thought about that and where he thought it might go.

Kerry O'Brien  1:41   Just in terms of the phenomenon, and it is one I think it's been in the pipeline for quite a while, it's been coming to a slowly, and I think it's probably been hastening, the more people have become disillusioned and lost respect, and grown angrier and more frustrated with the political process, I don't think the state of politics in this country has been at a lower ebb in my working life as a journalist than it is now. And there are all kinds of reasons for that. But in terms of how the media deals with it, I would say, the media in its coverage of politics really reflects the state of our society to in the sense that we are digitally disrupted, generally, in all of our individual lives, and the media is disrupted, as it hasn't been, for a very, very long time. And disrupted not necessarily in a good way. I mean, what ultimately emerges, in a sense is in the lap of the gods, it's not all that easy to predict. I hope I never lose faith in the belief that the public will always be hungry for information. And that the same reasons that saw journalism gradually proliferate through the developed world as the printing presses arrived, and, and as communications improved, and so on. So I just don't see how we will ever lose that hunger. But what I also hope is that the quality of end and accuracy and responsibility of coverage doesn't continue to dissipate as it has, because of the disruption, because of the extent to which the Internet has crowded, and got in the way of the capacity of the mainstream, credible media to function as it is supposed to.

Julia Zemiro  3:34   But I don't think we're ever going to be able to wind back to 24 hours news cycle.

Kerry O'Brien  3:39   Well, I just think that there will be an evolution of some kind, Julia, I mean, I don't think what we've seen in the last, say 15 years, slowly, and then gathering pace. And now Now it's kind of on us is the meeting in the middle of the various news operations, and media operations. So print and television have met in the middle, we have converged, we've been talking about convergence for a long time, we now have convergence, it's still evolving. And the final form of that convergence is still there to be kind of played with speculated upon. But print, and television and radio have all met in the middle, you can see the ways that print is adapting to that. And I think it still has quite a ways to go. Whereas in one way, it's been a bit easier for for television, and radio to adapt to its online presence, particularly the ABC, because we're just changing the written word somewhat. We're changing if we're writing for online as opposed to for television. We're writing just for the oral word and the written word. Whereas for newspaper journalists who've known only print writing for print, in their past, they've got to learn the process of writing for pictures and and writing in a different way. So they'll catch up, they are catching up. You can see it They'll they're developing the interviewing skills. I mean, I can remember when I was a print journalist, you'd go with your little tape recorder and you'd sit down, you'd have a chat. And you'd cover all the ground and you'd walk away with about an hour of stuff, about 10 minutes of which was worth using. For television, you're very conscious of the clock ticking and you are you are forced to apply a real discipline and a serious thought process to the questions you really want to explore. And you've got to have a sense in your head of how long you've got to do it in. So that's an adaptation to print. But you see, outside of those things, those things on their own, would not present a difficulty. The real difficulty lies in the fact that the traditional model of journalism has gone out the window. Newsrooms have been seriously disrupted. The commercial operation has been seriously disrupted. Newsrooms and our either the same size, but the journalists are asked to do a lot more. So the the size of the newsrooms and the resources of the newsrooms haven't grown to match the demands that are now on the journalist. And secondly, where there have been attempts to cut back on the cost of operating newsrooms, the first to go, it always pretty much starts with with the human resource, which is the costly resource. And the most costly resource in a newsroom tends to be the more experienced older journalist who spent a lifetime accumulating knowledge and history, they've got the scars, they know where the bodies are buried, but they're more expensive. So if you're an accountant sitting down, to work out where you're going to make your cuts, newsrooms have blade, age and experience. And so you've now got a situation where newsrooms around Australia are, on average, probably 10 years, at least younger than they might have been 10 or 15 years ago. So an awful lot of very smart young journalists. And they are smart, or growing up without mentors, that they are developing as journalists without mentors. And if they don't have a sense of the history that's passed, then that comes at a great cost to the quality of their journalism, because because when I watch politics being reported, now I do get frustrated. I'm not the old white guy throwing a slipper at the screen, because it's not like it was in my day. I don't want to ever make that mistake. But I do see not just opportunities going begging, I see important questions, important checks and balances in the journos process, which is supposed to be fundamental to good journalism, I see those things going begging, I see them not being done. And that really worries me,

Julia Zemiro  7:34   I've only been to parliament house a few times, couple of times to you know, beg for money for the ABC and SBS. Well, you're preaching to the converted anyway, in the group that you're speaking to, I'm always amazed at how much access journalists actually have in the house. And I sometimes think of the analogy of private schools and selective schools go with me, I went to the selective school. And while we weren't, didn't have the poshness or the money necessarily surrounding us, if you went to a pub, where there were private school kids, you'd be accepted, you'd be welcomed. You could share all the information, you knew what was happening behind the veil, you could see what was happening in those private schools, how they all behaved, and then you left with that information. And it was your little secret to keep because we're not one of them. But we're allowed in there. But we'll keep the secrets. And I sometimes feel like with journalists, they cannot really be in that house, they must know that stuff goes on that they don't report. And I'm not talking just now I'm talking 2030 years ago, and I wonder what the responsibilities there. And it can't just be about protecting a source or whatever. There's a kind of like an in joke or an inworld. That just annoys me when I hear it. And I think it's not a joke. It's not something to kind of go you're all pals and you know each other. And that's how he acts. And that's how she acts. That two I think has has come into journalism. And that's not the young ones necessarily,

Kerry O'Brien  9:02   ideas, but I don't think it's quite the club that you painted to be. And I don't think it ever has been quite that club. But the aspects of it are true. Absolutely. But I mean, I can remember the wonderful mango McCallum, the late mango, in the days of nation review and mango was doing it on the Australian of all papers before he went to nation review. Rupert, by all accounts wasn't all that thrilled with the way he wrote but nonetheless, he went to Canberra and reflected this is like back in the 60s and reflect when he reflected on it, he could have sounded somewhat like you because because he was saying, even though he had gone through university, he had been a journalist. He was very well read that getting any was writing politics from Sydney to some degree, but when he actually got there, he was shocked at how little he knew. And so he made it his business to take his readers behind the scenes and give them a sense of how life really how the political process function, how the processes of government function, including the public service, how the parliament functioned. He made his business impact to educate. And he saw that as a part of his responsibility. You also got a laugh, a lot of laughs, reading it, and were sometimes scandalized as you read it. And other journalists, from time to time have reflected some aspects of that. But it's less I suspect, because it's a club, but that journalists can sometimes make the mistake of assuming that, that the kind of nuts and bolts of something is too mundane, it's not interesting enough to make it interesting for the public, which to me means that they're not doing their jobs, and they don't really understand why they're there. Or they take for granted that everyone knows. The other aspect that you touch on really is is the kind of behind the scenes chitchat, you know, you lift the phone to a politician, and you have an off the record check. But that is that has always been a part of journalism everywhere. And without that part of the process, journalism would be only ever bringing you a fifth of the story. It allows you to be more nuanced in your reporting, without necessarily reporting what the person has told you specifically, one private conversation might lead to another which leads to a story, which is an important story to get out. I look, I'm sure that some journalists have had favorite sources over the years that they have, that they've nurtured, and they don't want to burn their sources. So maybe they treat them a little gently. And I know that a journalist here or there who's who has who I've thought has done that, and I don't like it when I see it. But it is a more complex operation than then than it might appear sometimes from the outside looking in. I don't think it's quite the club you talk about. I'm sure journalists would like to be more in the know than they are,

Julia Zemiro  11:48   when you watch the Westminster system that that we use that that sort of yelling across, do you ever do you ever get frustrated, there's just got to be a better way. You know, when you look at cultures around the world, you look in schools, you know, the whole idea of when you're trying to want to get to the bottom of something, you kind of you try and find ways to agree on it, rather than disagrees is constant arguing, I feel like part of the independence movement is that there might be five or six people on that crossbench being able to go well, you know what, clearly, you guys don't know how to have a conversation. So let's cut to it. And it's just not that hard. You know, I get as a trained actor, I get employed by companies to go in and help them figure out how to talk to each other, and how to communicate better. So you know, we're all happy to offer our services, our service, because we've all lost our jobs. So please, by all means, bring us in. But um, but yeah, I wonder about, I wonder about that system, will that changes? Well, one day? Well, we I mean, whether we become a republic or not that idea, it can't be the best way to spend time, because it's not it's not working. It's just not working.

Kerry O'Brien  12:52   Yeah, look, I'm speaking as a journalist, but also as an individual. I do love some good theater.

Julia Zemiro  12:58   Like to see some in there.

Kerry O'Brien  13:00   Well, they used to be yes, the I agree with you, I go again, starting to walk down the track of, you know, the good old days. But the truth is that the standard of political debate today is about 50%, or less than what it was even say 15 years ago. There's always been a gladiatorial element. Paul Keating has maintained that, that he thinks the mood changed after the dismissal in 75. It was that the extent of the friendships across the party lines, behind the speaker's chair and in the privacy of various offices and so on, there was quite a bit of that went on. There were friendships across the aisle, and there was certainly a capacity to speak across the aisle. I think a lot of that has gone. And that is very unfortunate. I also think that the polarization of our politics is symptomatic of a wider polarization in the whole of our society. And that really, really, really worries me. Because I think, I think we're losing the capacity and we certainly risk losing the capacity to be able to talk to each other across our differences. Whether it's over the back fence, in the shop, in the pub, or in the parliament. And, and in the media. I think the media itself is polarized, like I can't remember it being polarized at any other time in my life. I think people are choosing now to to absorb the media that fits their views of the world. People who once upon a time might have read across the media that you might identify as right and left and in the middle, or various, you know, various places in between. People are choosing you know, they're calling it the echo chamber people are now choosing to learn their news get their news from sources that reflect their worldview. And you know, the the social platform for social platforms like Facebook. They exacerbate that they actually Aleut Lee exacerbate them. You know, some some bloody robot or some logarithmic algorithmic process is determining what I'm interested in and sending me stuff. And that's getting seriously creepy. But that polarization really does worry me really worries me because you look at what's happening, and if particularly if you couple it with with what's happened on the internet and social media, and America is the kind of leading edge of this, and the sort of bombardment of fake news and and attempts to manipulate us is crowding out, and D legitimizing the traditional news gathering and news gathering process that we might have once been able to rely on with greater confidence than we can now. So I just you put all of that. So so that kind of process I think, is just going to drive us into more polarization. And I think, I think it is driving us further and further away from the democracy we have known and come to take for granted.

Julia Zemiro  15:58   Oh, I think it's definitely taken for granted. And you could argue that it starts in schools, and I know everyone says every, it's like, honestly, if you had to teach a kid, everything they need to know in the whole universe, it's all gonna go back to schools, and what more do they have to do in their,

Kerry O'Brien  16:11   in home in the home don't fit in

Julia Zemiro  16:13   the home, but gee, that's not happening, either. I mean, you know, you know, I'll sound like an old woman from the past now. But you know, my mom would by the National times the nation review the Australian, the Sydney Morning Herald, we had interesting magazines, you know, it was having a bit of everything there and having someone talk about, you know, and it's exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah, a bit of everything. And Mum would her thing was that she really wanted to compare. And she was looking at writing styles. I mean, she was a language teacher at secondary, and then tertiary. But there's a girl who, who went to school, who loved French, who had a teacher that actually said to her parents, this one should go to university. And they were like, Nah, that's not going to happen. She somehow got there, and was interested in how the place is run. But really, a lot of a lot of kids would not have that. And certainly not papers, papers, were there on the floor, and you can read them every day. We're all on our own different devices. Little may be looking at stuff, but I'm always astounded how people who I think have switched on, and also on the Women's March, you know, did you go to that? What Women's March? So people are still even though that information is there, they're not engaging with it, because they don't think it concerns them. And my way to fight against that polarization is to really be that one, that when she gets her coffee, or is at a barbecue after the niceties of five minutes, and you know, you and I get approached by random civilians all the time. I'm in, I'm like, what do you what do you get? And I don't care. Now I go straight into the conversation go, literally, what are you thinking of voting for or what, and I try and take the heat out of it, I'm not trying to have a go, I'm trying to genuinely go. And half the time. When you just explain a couple of things, or maybe offer something else, they genuinely seem enlightened by something they didn't know. And that's because you're having that one on one one to one conversation with them. And it might just sit in there for a little minute and imagine, but it's that one to one conversation with people sometimes. And we don't even have conversations without heat, let alone what we see in Parliament. So it's modeled.

Kerry O'Brien  18:29   That's what I mean about about losing the skill and the capacity to be able to talk to each other civilly across the divide, becoming engaged on behalf of the ABC alumni in a process of trying to promote the ABC as a serious and important issue in this next election campaign, because the ABC as a as a public institution, which to me, is so fundamental, has played such a fundamental and important role in helping developments and sustain a cohesive fabric across our society. And this kind of seriously trusted institutions still in an age where there is no trust for anything. And and so I'm interested when I get some small insights into this sort of this independence movement that's taking place. And the idea of people having community discussions that aren't that they're roundtables. They're not even necessarily for big groups of people. I mean, the idea of community of our sights, small talk, relatively speaking, given that politicians and their apparatchiks turned their backs on the town hall meeting in the 70s. And I saw it happen. I can tell you the last election when any political leader in an election campaign bothered to go to big public town hall meetings was golf slash campaign in 77. Against Fraser, so that's how long it's been since but now you know the kind of the so called Town Hall. Meeting is coming back. Yes, yes. And that's not a bad development provided. It's not just part of some bullshit stitch up marketing process to create an illusion of something that's not real. And it seems to me that this independence movement is genuinely looking to the grass roots as a way of allowing its message and and the things that worry it that worry though those people are involved in it, about the kinds of things we're talking about, you know, they want to actually engage voters. And if there's one thing I hope, I'm going to be able to say again, and again, wherever I go between now and the election is make your vote count, not telling people how they should vote, but just saying, make your vote count, think about the issues that are important to you. And I hope that they see the ABC as one of them. Think about the issues that are genuinely important to you, not who's gonna not who's promising to give you an extra five bucks in your pocket or something. Those things are passing. Proper funding of various policy areas is important, of course, but isolate the key issues that are important to you, whether it's climate change, whether it is the ABC, whether it is growing corruption in the political process, whether it is lies, whatever, the idea that people, I believe, for this election, people should be challenged and feel challenged, and actually take, become interested in the challenge to really think, in some instances for the first time in their lives. What is really important to me, in this campaign, and how can I make my vote count,

Julia Zemiro  21:41   I've always seen the election as an exam, you know, you when you go into an exam, and you've studied you feel good, because you kind of know what you're going to be saying, you can feel good about the result, the amount of times I've stood in a line at a school waiting to vote, and people are still deciding in that line. Yeah, they're still deciding in the line. And so there's something in them that goes, I won't do the homework I need to do about it. And I'm and you can that you might see someone with a friend and go with who you voting for. And it's astounding to me. So just think you can't be thinking about this right now. And I think certainly this grassroots level of independence is is more about that I, I hosted the independent candidate for Hume Penny Acuras launch. And we were in a basketball court because it was raining, we had an outdoor and indoor idea. But we went indoors in the end and 300 We didn't have a tin roof. No, we were lucky. We're very lucky that I was really worried about the acoustics as well. 350 people turned up. As you know, as the emcee, I warmed up the crowd and chatter to people beforehand. And it was really, it was quite stunning carry to see people wanting more information. Eyes wide open, for clarity for something to be able to believe in something to be a bit hopeful about, especially after the last couple of years. Others who were nervous to be there a little bit nervous, not sure why they were nervous, sort of tryna

Kerry O'Brien  23:13   possibly feeling a little bit exposed,

Julia Zemiro  23:15   absolutely exposed.

Kerry O'Brien  23:16   One of the things that I think has happened, I mean, I've thought a lot about this, the impact of, of technological change the the impact of the digital age as it is now. And it's been a long road hasn't been that long a time coming really post war, post war, and it really only started to take off in the 70s. And the thing about the thing about the digital revolution is that it's a little bit like measuring a title, like measuring an earthquake, it there is a seismic shift going on, there is an exponential kind of pace, as you get further and further into that revolution. And we can I don't care how much thought we put into what's going to happen next. And then what happens after that. And then what happens after that. Try by all means, but don't get too bloody coordinate, because because you'll just end up being blindsided every time I think that the pace of change when you look at not just the pace of change, but the breadth and the range of change is unprecedented in human history, including I think, the the original industrial revolution and, and our capacity to try and stay pace with just left behind at every step of the way. When we first when we first saw the internet coming the very first rosebuds of the internet, and people started to speculate about where it would hit nobody anticipated. Facebook, nobody anticipated Google nobody anticipated any of these things. And, you know, let alone quantum physics and all the rest of it. So

Julia Zemiro  24:55   I know I contemplated doing putting some rules around it some regulations. is around, they don't need doing it now. And at the time, you're just thinking, like even even on a level, for example, my agent for years was just worried about what do I get them to pay my actors for doing a film or television? All of a sudden, she was having to go into meetings to dis to figure out, what will I now pay my actors? What am I asking for? If the stuff goes online? If it's on the internet, what's that worth? What's happening there, the stuff just keeps moving around. If you're not gonna put a rule around it or regulation around it. It's like we let we let it all go to shit first, and then go, Oh, why people are really getting hurt by this. How do we bring it all back?

Kerry O'Brien  25:37   I mean, look, there are so many things that feed into this. I've just been reading a terrific article, a guest essay in the New York Times, and it's headed for those who want to Google it. You are the object of a secret extraction operation. And it's by Professor Emeritus at Harvard Business School. Shoshana Zubov and the author of a book called The Age of surveillance capitalism, and that's what it's about. And it says that Facebook is not just any corporation, it reached a trillion dollar status in a single decade by applying the logic of what I call surveillance capitalism, an economic system built on the secret extraction or manipulation of human data. And it says the world's liberal democracies now confront a tragedy of the quote unquote uncommons information spaces that people assumed to be public are strictly ruled by private commercial interests for maximum profit. The internet as a self regulating market, has been revealed as a failed experiment, surveillance regulating market has been revealed. As I said, failed experiment, surveillance, capitalism leaves a trail of social wreckage in its wake, and it goes on, you know, this stuff is profound, the impact of it and where it's going to go. Profound. And, and most of us are sitting in our lounge rooms with the bloody blinds drawn, or the curtains drawn, and we cringing. We don't we don't just, you know, we don't just worry about the future for our kids. We're worried about our own futures, you know, a 30 Something person who has been trained for one thing, having to contemplate how they retrain, and then retrain again, and then retrain again. And then they think, how on earth do I prepare my children for this? What's going to be the story for my grandchildren, these things. And, you know, it is no mistake that we are in an age, riddled with anxiety, riddled with anxiety. It's the it's the unseen or barely seen pandemic, alongside the highly visible pandemic that we've been through in the last two years, and in many ways, reaping a far greater, more tragic outcome. Because we are talking about, we are talking about the future of many of our of our kids, many of the youngest people in our society, their future is being ruined for them, as they grow towards even their teenage years. On there's so many potential threats. And I don't want to be alarmist I hate being alarmist. I, no point in being alarmist. But be and so people say, Well, how am I supposed to react to that? I don't know. That. You see, it's too big for government. And at the same time, the quality of government is in decline in Liberal Western democracies, we're seeing the growth of illiberal democracy through Europe, we're looking at, we're looking at the great miss that American societies become. And we have over the last 20 or 30 years increasingly seen America as what we want to be. Well, good luck with that. We're part we're already paying a price for

Julia Zemiro  28:36   it. Yeah, I've never understood that at all. There is also another possibility. And the other possibility is to be not hopeful, because I think that's a useless word often. But there's another possibility, which is to have a kind of a vision for things that we could achieve the things that we could change. So whether it is in the renewables are kind of argument climate argument, that a renewables could make a strong economy that, you know, Australia could lead in all these ways. You know, if we could find a way I don't know, to make universities free again, and offer the opportunity for everybody to go and be in a situation where they meet different people, and do classes where you have to apply some kind of constructive criticism called critical thinking, and everyone hates the word critical thinking now. But this idea that we could also start getting excited about that kind of place to live where we have to accept change, and things will have to move. And we start to become a country that is moving forward in an exciting way. Rather than always, even though we have to be worried about the things that aren't working, and that's where our leadership can come from in terms of be it state or federal, or, you know, performers or whoever it might be that sort of has those visions in knows a bit more than us, you know, don't be afraid of being with someone that knows more than you because that's how you learn. Right?

Kerry O'Brien  30:05   Yeah. Look, I think I think there is. I mean, there's the single biggest source of hope for me in the future, is the extraordinary range of great young people coming through, in through various public forums, wonderfully articulate, passionate, clear sighted, demanding a better way, demanding, demanding better actions, demanding action on climate change, because they're saying, You're robbing us of our future, how dare you. But at the moment, it's still fractured. You know, there's no sort of form to it that I can see. And which is why I find that that independence movement, so interesting, because it does seem to have developed as a grassroots thing. There's no hand from the top that has arranged all this. And if and the longer, I think that the mainstream parties choose to ignore the challenge that's being laid out to them, they're, the more they're going to be affected by it. Because ultimately, if this continues the way it is, if mainstream parties do not improve their act, do not reform from the middle and think seriously about getting back on the track that they once were on as responsive parties to their constituencies. Then you're going to see hung Parliament's and in multi party governments, as as much more commonplace than they have ever been in this country. And we already saw Julia Guillen, the low you had you had and more power to her for her capacity to actually bring those people together. She had independence from both sides of the political divide, broadly speaking, functioning very efficiently with her minority government, to keep pushing legislation through the parliament. at record levels, really, including some quite substantial significant legislation

Julia Zemiro  32:05   is not the job of a prime minister to be someone who can. And I'm not saying this disparagingly about anyone, but I'm just saying surely the job, or you would want someone in that position that goes, Okay, I see your point of view, I see your point of view, we're going to bring it together, why do you think that's what's going on? Now, I'm not going to, that's the skill, right? I've got skills in what I can do, I'm certainly gonna overshoot what I can do. But those kinds of skills, that's what you need, you need someone who can do that. And they're out there, they're out there. But somehow, we're not inviting them into the fold. And it's so interesting to me, that this grassroots level of people all over the country somehow seem to be choosing in the Maine women as they candidates

Kerry O'Brien  32:48   that that is a fascinating part of the equation, I have to say an impressive women, often,

Julia Zemiro  32:54   grassroots movements seem to be choosing women as their candidates even though there's been men in the mix. And yet apparently, there's no place for women federally on the hill when it's done in the in the other systems. So, again, it's showing that people it's not that people don't trust women, they absolutely do the choosing them.

Kerry O'Brien  33:15   This is you this is the same struggle that you've seen in the corporate world, as well. And funnily enough in trade unions, I think, I think trade unions were ahead of the game in that regard, because there have been some very strong female trade union leaders going back over a couple of decades. Yeah, that's just that's that's still catching up. And and even though there has been a significant increase in the numbers of women in the parliament, that very revealing series of Anabel, crabs, just shows how long it's taking any number of men to actually catch up with what the wider public has already appreciated. And that is that women have a huge and at least equal contribution to make, and in the whole process will only improve as a result of it. You

Julia Zemiro  34:01   always hear people saying, I wish we had a just Cinder and you guys, I say she has a job already with that there were plenty of descenders around, you just have to make them get in there. And it seems like the independent way is allowing women to step up, you know, women who've already had careers and are now in the third act of something that they want to do in their life. And and it just, I mean, so eloquent, you know, zali Steggall and Helen Haynes so eloquent and how they speak and get their ideas across that I feel saying when I listened to them, I got I understand what you're saying, You're being very clear, you're being very direct, you're not mucking around, hiding anything.

Kerry O'Brien  34:39   I mean, look, just so that we don't get too carried away with with what we're hoping as against the realities. I mean, the truth is, if you're an independent and you're settling on three or four or five key issues, that you're going to say these are my you know, stand against the tide, or no matter what, and I'm going to represent you on these issues more than any other but I also be very sensible and what else comes along, unlike the major parties, they don't have to have a whole platform. And that does make their job somewhat easier. But nonetheless, the role that they potentially can play is of really serious import, given the standards of politics generally today and the need for the mainstream parties to be forced to rethink, reassess, and reform in a way that is much more responsive to the broader public and going back to politics more as a vocation than as just another career. And that is a part of what's gone wrong.

Julia Zemiro  35:36   But don't think that but don't you think the way they express themselves too, if you think of Rob Oakshott and Tony Windsor as well, I mean, it's just a different way of expressing yourself as well. It's, it's, they always take the heat out of the discussion and the bias. And I just saying, Well, this is how it is. And I just don't see why we can't do that more for and I hope voters start to see, that's a way of doing things that's different, that seems to be yielding more. It's an approach if you know that old you can't be what you can't see. And I know it's an old cliche term, but it's true. If you can't see that someone can actually cut through with just, you know, calm discussion. It's sort of saying, Well, I know, I know, you might not have as much power and I might still be a laborer or a liberal voter. But why can't we have more of those in our group, and there are some I'm not saying they're not.

Kerry O'Brien  36:22   But don't forget the tourney, Windsor was in a mainstream party, he was National Party, he was in the state parliament as a National Party representative. So he had come out of the mainstream, he had come out of conventional politics. And I think, any smart individual who's got any understanding of politics, if you're going to be an independent, you got to be really clear about what it is that your potential constituency is going to find attractive, because if you can't work it out, goodbye, goodbye to your chances of ever being elected. Some of them are populist. In fact, I think, I'm just guessing here talking off the top of my head, but I think over the course of time, if you went back and counted them all, and looked at them, you'd probably find that most of them were populist, most of the successful ones like a, like a bob Katter. In this day and age, if you're going to be a successful, independent, other than like a, like a rogue, self interested, Clive Palmer, then you've got to be offering alternative around issues of trust and honesty, and responsiveness to the public. Those are the things that I imagine the key resonators, and so you've got to be prepared to practice what you preach or you'll be very quickly exposed. Because before you walk through the front door of parliament house for the first time, you've made a whole shitload of enemies.

Julia Zemiro  37:39   And that's a technical term, everybody Shitload, there'll be in the McCrory dictionary, Shitload final question to you is, I've always been sort of, I don't quite understand why. So I'm half French, half Australian. And when I go to France, people talk about politics quite naturally, easily, openly. It can be part of any conversation. And yes, sometimes it'll get a fiery and other times, it just will not. People will protest for things much for being shut down for things go on strike for things, and it all moves along. And in Australia, I honestly feel that Australians almost need permission to speak, they like that. Firstly, they'll shut it down. And I'm talking about, you know, yes, there's a group of you know, who might have been to uni, like us, and all the rest of it, who of course, have the tools to be able to, but I'm talking about, you know, any people you meet to sort of say, you are allowed to talk about this, and you are allowed to express yourself around it and find out more about it. And I guess that's the sort of feeling I got from that basketball court of people going, I can turn up, I can be here. And it doesn't have to be under the bright lights of a q&a in an audience, which is terrifying. It can be here. And I cannot say anything, but I can sort of, I'm allowed to listen to it and maybe dare to dream or dare to believe or dare to question why Australians like that.

Kerry O'Brien  39:05   Well, look, I think truly you need to unpack this. If you've got another hour, we're gonna have a crack at it not have to give it some really serious thought beforehand. Australians have always had a capacity to there's been no shortage of anger in politics 1970s, maybe even 16, the the conscription debates, no holds barred. They're in the middle of the First World War. Australia has thrown up some significant surprises in its politics. I do think that one thing that is so fundamentally precious to our system, which really works and is a shining example to the rest of the world, is the fact that our voting is compulsory, even if people aren't prepared to to pursue an interest in politics, that the Constitution is saying that, that the Founding Fathers I hope, I hope I'm reflecting the genuine view of the founding fathers that they understood how fundamentally important the right to vote It was that they were actually they took the view that it should be, you know, shut your ears antivaxxers that. And you know, please don't mandate my life, despite the fact that has constantly mandated in all kinds of ways many of them legitimate, that it was such a crucial key to, to a healthy democracy. As that they were that they've decreed that the voting that voting should be compulsory. Now, I'm not walking article on the constitution. So I'm assuming that that was there from the outset, it might have been presented some years later. One of the great things that's happened to differentiate Australian democracy from many others. And it's, and it's why partly, it partly explains America's problem and partly explains Britain's problem. People might grumble as they go to the polls, but for one brief moment, at least, they're forced to think about it. And some more so it does create conversations. If you're right, that people are kind of timid about expressing their own views. And you're probably more right now than you might have been in the past simply because of this sense of almost isolationism and and polarization. People are scared that because they might pick a fight, because there are so many angry people out there on this stuff, which is why I think it is a kind of a nice example of how things can be done, that people can decide to sit down in a civil environment and speak to each other and open their minds up to the views of others and feel confident enough to express their own views and start to develop their own views with others.

Julia Zemiro  41:39   Well, on that note, Kerry O'Brien What a beautiful way to finish but a beautiful way to finish what's what's the rest of the day hold for you carry you're gonna do something raining what you ox it's pouring

Kerry O'Brien  41:51   rain writing constantly but I came to a view very early in our time up here we came up to the north coast of New South Wales when I left 730 And my wife walked away from her job the Herald I learned very early on not to complain about the rain because you you appreciate it when it's the and and often it's the it's here in abundance and the bar and Bayview have a dry season is where you have four months without rain. But now it's wonderful, wonderful part of the world and the only what it reminds you of though is is that there are now so many manifestations of the impact of climate change already on us that again, nothing is predictable anymore. The only thing I think that is predictable as is being demonstrated season after season after season. Is that is that whatever weather patterns we've had in the past we're going to have in spades and we're going to have with greater intensity and at greater cost. Sorry

Julia Zemiro  43:02   Jesus Christ

Kerry O'Brien  43:04   was I say never asked a question you don't know the answer to

Dan Ilic  43:07   what out what up Jay Z asked who cares? Sure, boy, Jay Z make some noise. No, by Jay Z joins me right. This is Julius Amira asks, Who cares?

Julia Zemiro  43:19   Thank you, Kerry O'Brien isn't it great to hear Kerry laugh on to Zara Seidler What an impressive human being she is in her 20s She set up with Sam cars Lasky the daily oz news for millennials. And it's Australia's leading social first news organization. They're on a mission to arm Millennials with the tools they need to begin their own deep dive into the news. Their news recaps and explainers are read by over 100,000 Australians daily 85% of whom are under 34. They've also got a daily podcast you can check out. And it was just wonderful to hear her talk about how they got into this and why they thought it was necessary. And I started by asking her about how she got into it in the first place. And it went via possibly wanting to become a teacher going to Washington to work in politics, and finally getting a gig with Karen Phelps.

Zara Seidler  44:15   Straight out of school, I thought I wanted to do teaching, I was dissuaded by those around me, perhaps because of my temperament more than anything due to that. I think that people rightly identified that I'm very opinionated, I am quite impatient at times and perhaps needed to go out there and figure out a bit more about the world and then go back to teaching a little later. So I thought I was gonna do my undergrad and then go back and do a Masters of Education. And I mean, still could happen but doesn't look very likely. So I did an international level studies degree straight out of uni, and it's a fairly open degree where you can kind of Have make your own way and figure out what you want to do. Ended up at Georgetown for an exchange and got there the weekend that Donald Trump was inaugurated.

Julia Zemiro  45:10   Now that's in Washington for people. I mean, that's the heartbeat, isn't it? That's a hard day's politics.

Zara Seidler  45:15   It is. Yeah, you nailed that. It was quite an awakening, I think that I had thought I was political. And then I went over there and got a whole new sense of what being political really is. My understanding of being political was caring about things. And when I went there, it was a full embodiment, it was a head to toe, you know, you have thrown your life into this, it is affecting your day to day in a way that I mean, Trump really brought a new sense to, to engage during one's everyday life. But I will acknowledge that I had had a privileged upbringing where I chose issues that mattered to me and I cared deeply about those, but day to day wasn't really affected by decision making. And so I got to see that up close when I went to DC. And I also did a fellowship with Hillary Clinton's campaign director, who was obviously quite jaded post election. And so it was this just really, yeah, it was really quite life changing. I mean, I was extremely young. So

Julia Zemiro  46:29   how can we didn't turn you off, though?

Zara Seidler  46:32   I just honestly, and it sounds so contrived, the passion that people had the fact that this guy was still going into Georgetown, and teaching a bunch of teenagers about politics after he'd lost the biggest election in history, I just something, it just appealed to me even more. And it made me angry, I think more than anything, because the day after Trump's election, I had the Women's March. And that was just on the complete other side of the spectrum. So both deeply political experiences, but but my, you know, interaction with those was very different. So I came back, just really excitable and I wrote myself a note, I actually found it recently that said that I didn't want to become complacent when I got back, that I didn't want to just be one of those people that said, that had an amazing experience, but then never channeled it into anything. Hilariously, I ended up coming back and working for Sky News. But what a

Julia Zemiro  47:27   great experience to be in the kind of the Belly of the Beast there and sort of go, how stuffs done here and what sort of tactics is in this world,

Zara Seidler  47:37   I often find in in my role, now, I get a fair bit, not a fair bit, that's an exaggeration, I get some comments about my time at Sky News and people thinking that I am aligned with the Murdoch way of thinking. And to that I just respond that I was a young kid who needed a job, and that it was an amazing foot in the door. And when the media market is owned, you know, two thirds owned by the same person, you don't really have a whole lot of choice as a young person who's interested. So it was a really great experience. And my role there was to set up guests for their interviews, Karen was one of those guests. Kind of just tutor ear off a bit, and then sent an email out into the world hoping that it would land and somehow got put in touch with someone who puts me in touch with someone and ended up working for Karen, for a very short period, which was wonderful and, you know, reinvigorated my my love and passion for public policy and all the likes of that.

Julia Zemiro  48:46   So when great when you came back from America, do you come back to Australia and often feel this Australians are just so afraid to speak up? We're so afraid to have an opinion. We will not talk about politics, we won't our cup will go settle down. I need to get excited about it. And you're like, if not, when now? If not now When? And I'm getting excited by and affected by as you said, the the daily decisions that are made on our behalf, whether we like it or not. Did you come back to Australia and have your shoulders kind of drop and go? Come on everyone?

Zara Seidler  49:20   I did. I definitely did. I think that I was in a unique position because like you I grew up in a family where it was kind of always the conversation. Like there was never a time that I remember we were talking about politics. When I noticed it most acutely was with my friends. It was that I would kind of speak at them. And would it be getting a whole lot back in terms of excitement around certain things. I would say though, that if there was any time where people seem to care, it was that time it was because and I think it has something to do with the way that Americans Politics is based on this real value system that I don't think we've identified exists in Australia despite the fact that it does. And so there, it's this, like sweeping ideology that's, you know, connected to these big systems of how you see the world. And you either agree with Trump or you don't. And that's, you know, it's very two dimensional, I found that to be quite a stark difference to how we see Australia and that people consider things to be on a lesser scale for some reason. And I know, we're obviously a lot smaller, but no decision affects us any more or less than it would being in a different country with a different light on

Julia Zemiro  50:37   one an amazing experience to you know, wasn't necessarily going to be interested in politics. And you have this time in Washington, you come and work with Karen and to work within and pendant at such close quarters. And she achieved so much, and was one of one of those first lots of examples of how much an independent can actually achieve. And now look what's going on. I mean, I mean, Zoe, Daniel has just stepped up as gold. It is very exciting. And I mean, you know, there is some very experienced people out there, stepping up, as they say, because it's not easy to this assumption that doing something like that. I'm sure you experienced that with Karen, and her life, but it's, you know, you're also stepping into a world of extreme dizziness, and you'll never see, again, all of that. But when that finished, did you think I'm onto my next independent, I'm going to get into this, how can I get into into the with this world,

Zara Seidler  51:38   I went a different route. What attracted me so much to Karen was that I agreed with everything she was about there was there was no part of it, that I feel this with the party two party system is that you love some of it, and then you hate some of it. And you just have to take it, I never really liked that and never saw myself reflected in in that sort of style of politicking. So, with no other independent, that really appealed to me or had a job. I moved into government relations.

Julia Zemiro  52:14   But sometimes when I'm on rock quiz, and I get my contestants up, and I ask them what they do, they'll say something like government relations, and I'll go

Zara Seidler  52:21   and what is it? What is their lovely euphemism?

Julia Zemiro  52:25   It's like, you know, I mean, communication to you, but what do you communicate? So tell me, in your own words, what is government?

Zara Seidler  52:34   Government Relations is, I don't know if this is a flattering picture of it. To me, it was using the connections that you had in the political system, to affect change on behalf of a client. So ultimately, it is lobbying. And my role during that time, was to specifically have those relationships with the independent politicians, so members of the crossbench. And that was fascinating. Because the thing with that is that you get across every policy in you could ever think of because you're not married or tied to one client with one policy area, you learn about health, about science, about tech, and it's sort of just this amazing, deep dive into a whole lot of things. And I really, I really enjoyed it, I think, I think it taught me a lot, I learned so much about communication, and how to communicate a point effectively, and concisely and in a way, funnily enough, it's kind of the opposite way, but in a way that makes sense to a politician who needs to get across things really quickly.

Julia Zemiro  53:43   Yeah. And he is still catching up with friends and having great discussions about this great job you've gotten. They're still blinking and going yet, when you start talking Zara about

Zara Seidler  53:51   the night as a drink. Yeah, no.

Julia Zemiro  53:55   And why are they interested? I mean, you've you've probably had similar schooling, you're in a similar area, are they? That this is what always fascinates me? I'm not saying you're gonna be a hardcore not about politics. But you know, you're either in it or you're not. And I still can't quite, you know, if you stopped paying someone in the street and say, Who do you think controls your life? No, I do. And you go, Well, you know, there is this umbilical cord to what's happening in Canberra, and people choose to ignore that or at their peril, or go, Look, I'll just vote for the light whoever I voted for last time. What what is it for them? Are they just busy off with uni? Do they genuinely don't see that it affects them?

Zara Seidler  54:36   I think that both the media and the political class have not. I don't want to take agency away from the individual. But I think and this is the problem that I've been trying to solve, that there has not been enough communication in the style and the way that is accessible to this generation that makes them realize They care and why they need to care and what is at stake here. I think that there's a lot of assumed knowledge.

Julia Zemiro  55:07   This is what the daily odds does, it makes it clear, it kind of separates, you know, the complicated set, not even the complicated stuff. It just sort of isolates those moments. And those are stories and ideas that can actually make sense to someone.

Zara Seidler  55:24   To exactly it. And that assumed knowledge part. And that component was the driving force. It was, how do we provide context to the headlines that people are reading every day because people turn off when they feel dumb. And I know that, that it people in my life have said that to me before it's, well, I don't contribute to conversations because I don't know enough. And I don't want to come across as dumb or uninformed. And I completely understand that I would feel the same way. And so what we're trying to do is really provide that backstory that context to a headline, or a concept or a political mechanism, so that people feel empowered to then get into the discussion or vote a certain way, because they know that there is a level of information that sets the foundation of their knowledge.

Julia Zemiro  56:15   So you're working in government relations. Lobbying, and, and what how do you meet Sam? Or how do you go on to this other?

Zara Seidler  56:27   Uh, my timeframes are really murky. But

Julia Zemiro  56:30   I mean, they can be general for a day. Yeah,

Zara Seidler  56:34   I was sick that night. So Sam started the daily orders a number of years ago. And he, he taken the name on Instagram, he had the idea, didn't do anything about it, and then put it on either Instagram or LinkedIn, we kind of gray and saying, I want to do this with someone. Is anyone interested? And I had like, eight friends send it to me. And I say no, you know what? I know. It's as if my friends listened to me. And just kind of have to complain. No, they know, my friends are absolutely wonderful. But I yeah, I just remember being sent it. And we are part of the same community, but had never met each other. And we went for coffee. And we were like, oh my god, we're the same person in two different bodies. Like this is insane. We had exactly the same ideas we had, I mean, different upbringings, but the same values and belief system. And we have been best friends since that day. There's not been a day since then, that we haven't spoken. And I think that was four years ago, I love from there grew the daily hours. And for a number of years, it was just a side hustle. There was nothing else to it, it was it we'll do this everyday because we want our friends to have something to talk about on a date, or we want to not have friends, which very much happens and family members texts made the morning of an election saying Who am I voting for? So it was an attempt to address all of those issues with the one answer, which was, let's give you accessible, digestible Quick News bites and not actually disrupt the way that you consume information, we're going to just put it in your way so that when you're going about you're scrolling, you get a chunk of information, and you're smarter than when you started.

Julia Zemiro  58:29   And how do you know it's working? You know, you're starting it off. And like anything, it starts slowly, and I knew it sort of jumped and grew. But how do you know that this side hustle is making a difference of people getting in touch with you? And they're saying, I get this now? And I'm getting interested? Like, have you seen people go down new kind of, you know, wormholes of inflammation or

Zara Seidler  58:51   school question. I think for the first little while, it wasn't like, I don't think there was any indication that it was working, or that it was successful. But we just kept doing it every day, because we loved it. And we didn't really have an audience. As it grew, it became very clear to us through just anecdotal evidence that people were starting to rely on it as their sole news source. That's a massive responsibility for people that are doing this before and after their very long day jobs. That was terrifying. But also, we have always positioned ourselves we say we're the entree to the news diet. So take us, you know, it come with us and then off, you go into the world and you can consume whatever else, and at least you again, have that foundation. So we grew more. Yeah, our audience grew and then COVID happen and then here we added COVID affect you. Everyone suddenly had a reason to care about politicians, because in a way that I think, like we discussed earlier Politics had touched people personally in their day to day life before, especially the more privileged among us. This affected every single person. So no matter who you are, no matter where you lived, no matter what you did. And so suddenly, we had people who previously wouldn't have known the name of their premier or chief minister, texting saying, What time is it on? Like, I need, I need an update. I need everything. And so we went from whatever we were doing before to doing just, we will translate these press conferences for you. And that was just clearly what people wanted. Yeah, yes. And we just continued to grow and grow. And we started hearing more about what our audience wanted. And that was a really gratifying thing to have that audience important to have young people saying, I've heard this around. Can you just explain it for me? And so it continued to grow. There were a number of other events. And I've spoken about this before, but Black Lives Matter movement, the US presidential election, and COVID taken together or really just, yeah, put a rocket ship under our I don't even know what the word for that is.

Julia Zemiro  1:01:11   They put a run. Wherever it did it blue thing. He got it going? What a rocket.

Zara Seidler  1:01:18   Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That. And yeah, yeah.

Julia Zemiro  1:01:22   It's, it's hard to find good things that came out of COVID. But one of them is that yeah, there's definitely. And the thing is to it doesn't even have to be the word politicization. It's actually just being involved in a civic engagement and engagement. Yeah, with what's going on around you. The work is so great. On daily ours, it's so accessible, it's so clear, it does, it's not dumbed down at all it is the clarity of it is what I love so much. And I know that people who, as I said before, it's not just 20, that 20 year old group that that listens and reads, what shocks you, as you're putting work together is anything that you see in the way it's all put together, or what's out there, that shocks you about media,

Zara Seidler  1:02:05   just how much assumed knowledge there is. And it's not even about the concept. It's about the historical happenings that kind of predate that event, I just

Julia Zemiro  1:02:21   so what happened you just so how can we change that? Like, you know, I still think that, like, I think, I think, say in terms of the arts, for instance, you know, we still have such a problem in this country, just legitimizing it full stop, people have gone to see shows, sure, but in terms of training in terms of what needs to be done in terms of the discipline involved in in terms of it being a full time job, if you're lucky. And not being a side hustle, and don't keep asking people to do stuff for free. I sometimes think Well, the best way to make good audiences is at school, you give them the jargon and the vocabulary to read a play on stage to understand what that there's a stage manager to understand what film is to understand that there's layers of meaning and understanding to go to dance and go, I'm not quite sure how to get into this, but I'm feeling something I'm not sure what it is. Like, for me, it's art. I don't know enough about it. And I there's no point me going to a gallery unless I'm with a friend who just gets it right. And it's so different. It's so good. Because you they go oh my god, you've got this whole knowledge and you can share it with me. I'll hopefully I can share some rock music with you later. But um, but it's it's a sense of going you make better audiences for something and not by necessarily marking them on it. Maybe we could just do it because it's interesting and fun, and makes you feel good to sing a song every day. That's cool with a whole group of people and go and we're not getting marked on that. We just generally did that because it was enjoyable. Great. Yeah. Maybe we could do that with media unless you unless you take Media Studies at school.

Zara Seidler  1:03:55   That is something I have thought about for so long, is actually texted some of my old school teachers to just say whether there would be an appetite, because having media literacy at a school age. I mean, our school leavers are at voting age, and it's too late, then it is too late when we are trying to mean it's not too late. It's never too late. But I think it is later than it should be when we're at the daily hours are intercepting these people. I think it should be as early as possible. And it's a completely a political non partisan. Yeah, I think in my head, I've always thought of a civics and a media course. And I've always thought of someone coming in. I mean, at school, we had all of these like study skills, things that they just brought in external people to run. And they were like, cool, hip, young kids, and you're like, Oh, I like you like maybe I'll listen to what you say. And in my head, I think that way of doing it would be really useful and working with the teachers alongside them. but actually having experts in the room to talk to the need for media literacy, so that when these people go and finish school, they have at least that foundation of knowledge to then go out and seek out their own information. You cannot expect a school age student to know what they can't know. And I really see it as something that needs to happen.

Julia Zemiro  1:05:22   But yeah, the media literacy thing would is ridiculous that we're not sort of harnessing it there. And then people are lost and absolutely feel stupid. And no one knows.

Zara Seidler  1:05:32   Exactly. And I think the big thing to point out is that, no wonder no wonder you feel that way. And that's not wrong. And you're, you haven't done anything wrong to feel that way. You've just been underserviced in this department, for lack of a better term. And I think, often times there can be this condescending tone that is implied when talking to people who might not be involved in our, you know, civil society, when it's how can we actually engage them? Let's not isolate them further. Let's try bring them in. And how do we do that?

Julia Zemiro  1:06:09   There was a time when I remember when Natasha stopped Despoiler joined Parliament, and we're a similar age. And I remember thinking, wow, I mean, and a lot of fuss was made about how young she was. And because she did it with the Democrats. Maybe that was the only way that could happen. It could only happen through a slightly off center party. But um, but she was about the only one really, I mean, or maybe I paid attention because she was a woman. But you know, it's not. And what's interesting to me is that now all these independents that are stepping up, they're mostly women. Yeah, I mean, bar a couple. And it's interesting to me that all of a sudden, you know, apparently, we're a country that doesn't like being run by a woman. And yet grass roots are going, we absolutely choose you to be the person to run,

Zara Seidler  1:07:00   you know that it's electorally advantageous to have someone that will appeal to the electorate, and it's just turning out to be women every day.

Julia Zemiro  1:07:09   Good grace. Now, when you when you got into the daily Oz, surely part of the enjoyment too, is that you have creative control.

Zara Seidler  1:07:18   I mean, I actually, we had a job interview today with someone who we are looking at hiring. And they asked about the bureaucracy of our organization, and what bureaucracy? What red tape there is done? Yeah, I mean, it is, we, I think this was something that was really important during COVID. We don't have to wait on anyone, we don't have to get approval for anything, we don't have to fight upwards for anything it is, we do what we want. And I think that lends itself to listening a lot more to what our audience wants to. And so we're really guided by what is happening in their lives, what they are interested in what they want, you know, as a talking point, before a date, and to have that freedom. I mean, it's just, I'm in my dream job. And I'm 24 I can't quite imagine a world that is better than this. It's amazing. There's a lot

Julia Zemiro  1:08:18   of fast made about how the young uns Sam, but I kind of think God, I mean, in your 20s, if you switched on, that's where you have a lot of energy,

Zara Seidler  1:08:25   you've got a lot of couldn't do this at any other point, I'm exhausted, you know what I mean? It's like, you've

Julia Zemiro  1:08:31   got this amazing energy, and it's like, I'm going to use it while I'm here. Well, I can. Yeah, it's a good, good idea. You also incorporate serious news story. I mean, you know, Sam puts it as the necessity of news. It's sort of having that in there. You do hard news, you're not going to be doing, you know, fun stuff for fun. But you're doing intent, you do tend to include a good news story. And what was the idea behind that?

Zara Seidler  1:08:57   That a lot of people said that they didn't read the news, because it made them feel really shitty. And I understand that it can be really shitty, just not a good enough reason to turn off. And I also think that you can turn off if it doesn't affect you, which again, goes to one's privilege. So I just wanted to eliminate that excuse altogether. Yeah. And like, Yep, the news can be shitty. Here's a great story to end the day with. And I'll tell you finding the good news is the longest thing. It is the longest task in a day by an absolute mile. It is so difficult to find a good news story every single day of the week. And that is horrible. I don't blame the people that say it's dark. It is dark, but we always find them.

Julia Zemiro  1:09:47   But the funny thing is, though, you is it isn't a good news story, what we want to try and turn our bad news stories into because you know, if you see that something's been dressed, addressed if you see that climate change is being addressed, or we're going to start Looking at renewables in a fundamental way you go, that is the good news story. You know, today having a liberal across the floor for for something is the good news part of saying, you see, you can work together, we can have those conversations. But again, there's a lot of assume knowledge into why that could be seen as a good news.

Zara Seidler  1:10:18   Exactly, exactly. There's a lot of assumed knowledge. And also, I mean, this goes against what I've said this whole time at, I've been speaking in a personal capacity and in a professional capacity. We we really value impartiality. And so we've taken a position on a couple of issues, things like climate change, not political, not a political game. It is our future. We care deeply about that. We will always put good news that is about action on climate change. Yeah, that can be seen as political for a couple of people. Yeah. As they make it known to us every single time it happens. But that's just the editorial position that we decided to take. But yeah, what's good news to set, one person might not be good news to another person. And that's when you have a quarter of a million people who are following your every move that can get quite sticky very quickly.

Julia Zemiro  1:11:11   And do you feel a pressure though, that one day, you'll find yourself trying to please your audience more than saying, Well, hang on, we started this because we're into the hard news, and we're into the necessity of news. So no, we've got to, we've got to stick to what we initially said.

Zara Seidler  1:11:29   I don't see it becoming an insurmountable problem. It's, it's like they're always going to be there. We respect the opinions and the views of our audience. And as I said, we will take, you know, guidance from them. But we this is our thing, they can go elsewhere, if they don't like honestly, yeah, like someone said something about the way that we were reporting COVID numbers, and I was like, mate, just look for them yourself, then like, it's just, you can seek out the information without coming here. It's a freemium news service that no one is making, you follow. But I mean, we have to do stuff that some popular all the time in the subject matter itself, like no one wants to write about taxation. And that doesn't mean we're not going to do it, because you need to know about it. And so it's funny, because an indication of success for us at a very superficial level is no likes and comments, which is bizarre. And so there's a very quick rate, and we can gauge very, very quickly what the audience cares and doesn't care about. But to us, that doesn't ever affect the editorial process, it really informs it.

Julia Zemiro  1:12:41   I think it's something like tax to you know, people are horrified that say, in a country like Denmark, you know, half of their salary goes into tax, but they have paid parental leave for men and for women, you know, they want for nothing, their university is free, because they believe that, you know, every kid no matter where they come from, shall be able to have the choice to go to uni, if they want to go to uni, I mean, free university, I had free university in, you know, the age I'm at, but um, I mean, that's a pipe dream. Now, you know, and it would be so that mean, that would be a monumental thing to be able to say you can go to uni for a certain amount of time, at least for free.

Zara Seidler  1:13:19   It's really, I haven't thought about this before, but I'm thinking about it now. And you say that what I feel is missing right now, at least among the cohort that I speak to and hang out with, is there is no sense of aspiration in our politics, no one is aspiring to reach, you know, the levels of Yeah, of what you just described of having free, you know, it's just like, how do we, how do we change what we're in now? I could better within the limitations of what we know, I don't get a sense that there's any like big thinking happening.

Julia Zemiro  1:14:04   But there's no big thinking happening from the people in charge of

Zara Seidler  1:14:07   who it is probably that trickle down effect. It's that there's no big thinking at the top. So how can there be big thinking at the bottom? Yeah, I'm

Julia Zemiro  1:14:16   behind. Yeah, yeah, we really are. Oh. Now, as we, as we finish off, what do you do you and Sam see yourself doing the daily AWS for another five years, 10 years, you hand it over, and then you do something else?

Zara Seidler  1:14:35   I mean, I don't want to be the person that I refer to earlier, which is a person that thinks that they are among peers, and speaking to peers when they're not. So when we are no longer the age of our audience, I think that that's a good indication that we're in the wrong place. For now, it's really great that we feel like we're growing with them that as they learn, we learn and it's just this beautiful to full relationship unless someone forces me and I'd like to stay. We're just starting to grow our newsroom. were recruiting lots of young journalists and to have you know, that just passion and excitement and people wanting to rock up to work every day. I'm not quite sure I'll find it anywhere else.

Julia Zemiro  1:15:19   I know you've kind of quit, you know, when you create your own job

Zara Seidler  1:15:22   peak too early. I know. I know every disappointment.

Julia Zemiro  1:15:26   But at least you've seen disappointment too. You've seen a lot of hard work going to a campaign like Karen's, and you see that there's incredible highs and incredible lows. And absolutely, until you've you kind of do need to experience that I guess to kind of go Oh, yeah, well, you know, and q&a. What was that? Like? How did you find that show?

Zara Seidler  1:15:45   I felt like it was studying for the HSC. Yes, I like tried to get across so much. And then they ask you one specific thing on something you're like, Oh, wow. Not quite where my mind was gonna go with that one. Um, I think I mean, it. It was my dream as a kid to be on q&a. I just like, in I am. I'm Jewish. No, I said that so strangely, but for my Bar Mitzvah. When I was 12, my friends did a speech for me. And in it, they like embodied different parts of my personality. And one of them was them pretending to be on q&a. And they've nose just kills me and ham raising it. Yeah. Lots to lots to learn lots to improve on but it was just I'm so lucky. That that's all really I was very fortunate. And I will. Really, yeah, remember that one?

Julia Zemiro  1:16:42   Zara. What a delight to talk to you. Onwards and upwards. Young lady.

Zara Seidler  1:16:47   Thanks so much lovely to chat Woman of the Year.

Dan Ilic  1:16:51   Julia Zemiro asks, Who cares? A big

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Dan Ilic  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation. Good evening, Lewis.

Lewis Hobba  0:05   Hello, Daniel. How are you?

Dan Ilic  0:07   I'm good. I'm just kind of warming up you know for the big week ahead of us. And not only are we trying to get a bugle a rational fear crossover show next next week, but we've got the the Podcast Awards coming up. Do we? Like some Thursday? Thursday? Yeah, this coming Thursday. Yeah. Next week next. Did you know about this? I bought your ticket. We normally the great thing is we normally record on Thursday night so well, you will you wouldn't be doing anything anyway. Cuz usually schedule Thursday nights for us. Yeah, but you didn't. You didn't know that? No.

Lewis Hobba  0:43   Look, it's it's a whole week ahead. And that's long term plan. But I cannot wait. I'm excited. I've been excited for months. The night free. I've got myself a new suit. I'm ready to go.

Dan Ilic  0:56   Good. Let's call one other person who's also getting ready for the big night. Now we've got some stiff competition. There's the Boggy Creek community podcast the Candyman. A couple of blokes called Hamish and Andy housewarming, as we know, we spoke to them last week. But then we've got our old friends called The Chaser already Pete Lawler in the in the in the text has said, how do we vote for the chaser podcast? Any words? Thank you, Peter. Thank you very much for that. I just thought we'd give them a call and see how they're going. See how they're preparing for the night. Let's give DOM Knight a call. He's the co host of The Chaser podcast along with

Lewis Hobba  1:32   you've been on a Danny poster. Do you get do you get a section of the award? You have shares in the award? Yeah,

Dan Ilic  1:37   I do. I'm gonna say hello. Hello, Tom. Nice.

Unknown Speaker  1:41   Hello, is this Dan Ilic it is Dan Ilic Chen

Dan Ilic  1:45   Lewis haba. Hi, Tom.

Unknown Speaker  1:47   Hello Lewis. taba. I'm in the middle of an Uber. Night in Sydney to watch I have the pleasure of speaking to the two of you. Well, we

Dan Ilic  1:54   just wanted to know see how you're going. How you're preparing for the Podcast Awards coming up. We got we got a stiff competition with you also nominated for Best Comedy podcast. What are you doing to prepare?

Dom Knight  2:05   were nominated.

Dan Ilic  2:08   Hang on, you don't even you didn't even know you're nominated. Am I the only one that cares about these Podcast Awards?

Unknown Speaker  2:13   Oh, no. flattering. It's flattering. But I don't want to get my hopes up because you guys will be winning the title holders?

Dan Ilic  2:22   Yeah. Which means we got a lot to lose. Namely this glass trophy.

Dom Knight  2:27   Ah, I mean, you say that but we didn't put billboards in you know Times Square.

Lewis Hobba  2:35   It's over we've already lost Yeah, where the pranksters now chase up all is Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  2:42   We're just happy to be there. Honestly. We we've our strategy this whole year has been bulk we do 10 podcasts a week. Yeah, you do one podcast a week not even every week. Sometimes you get Julia to Mrs. Amuro to do it for you. nominated? I'm just happy to be there. Oh, I will carry a bag I'll get your autograph.

Dan Ilic  3:06   Why did you go from Why did you go from doing one podcast a day to doing two podcasts a day? That's that seems crazy to me.

Unknown Speaker  3:14   Well with three seem too many you know the reason is, although we have talked about a late night version maybe if we can get hot

Dan Ilic  3:29   dogs, but it's still you can get Roland Dean on satirist

Unknown Speaker  3:34   actually you know what getting Ron Dean on and not telling him it was a joke. Now we did two a day because what we were doing is we have great guests like you know that Danny would start from rational fear semi friend of both of our shows, we just copied your playbook Gabby boss, and he's a co host he always knew we'd have them on and then we cut to cut down the interview we would have a 20 minute lovely chatting to cut it down to him in Philly. Nice, you know, radio show cell phone that we have in the morning. So we can just put them up as an afternoon session and it's

Dan Ilic  4:13   lovely. Oh, I say you've actually done it for less work. That's clever.

Unknown Speaker  4:18   More podcast, less work and also more fun we had done Tony Martin on actually if I'm completely honest with you, we've asked Tony Martin how to win the podcast award. And we were we were bad mouthing your podcast beat him. And so we're gonna we're gonna join forces and duties all shows up.

Dan Ilic  4:42   Very good. Well, we will be unbeatable next year. Thank you, Dom. Good luck.

Unknown Speaker  4:46   All the best incoming second.

Dan Ilic  4:51   Dark Night from the taste of podcast there. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on Gadigal land in the Euro nation's sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's stop this.

Unknown Speaker  5:00   rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, Canberra, fed gum and section 40 of our rational view recommended listening by immature audience.

Dan Ilic  5:13   Tonight Peter Dutton wins a defamation case against Shane bezzie. clearing up any confusion as to whether he's a rape apologist which he is not. And George christison compares COVID restrictions to Nazi Germany, while historians compare Christiansen to Hitler's one ball, and Powershop is found to be part of a shell company. It's the 26th of November 2021. And Peter Dutton is not a rape apologist. This is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former first woman president of Sweden Daniel itch. And this is the podcast that takes the scariest news stories and puts the word freedom in the headline to make them seem nice and acceptable. Let's meet our female guests for tonight. Straight from the red carpet to the luxurious world of independent podcasting. Here's the music maker filmmaker baby make a joke make some would call him a polymath. We just call him POLYMATH.

Matt Okine  6:14   Oh kind, like guys, how's it going?

Dan Ilic  6:18   Well, well, Matt, you make a lot of things. And you've been making mercans lately how sales has Merkin sales going? Yeah, so

Matt Okine  6:25   I found a ball of my old hair underneath my house. My dad found it. And now you gotta understand that this hair must have been there since when I used to cut my hair at home by myself which would have been when I was maybe 1617. So we're looking at Vintage you know 1999 or 2001 Vintage. It aged pretty well. And we just saw it pop the cork on it and take it to a wig maker. So yeah back on this because look at this I got the I got the map at Tassie just sitting out the front here. The best right of forehead on my bloody head these days.

Unknown Speaker  7:02   Terrifying. Wow.

Dan Ilic  7:03   Well, you're you're you're a real you know, middle aged man with a with your kid. You've got your

Matt Okine  7:09   shirts when I sneeze. For God's sake. Well, I used to be licked man.

Dan Ilic  7:15   Alright, use broadcaster. And he's the former independent candidate for wedding. But now he spends his time as a small business owner doing it tough. It's Alex Dyson.

Alex Dyson  7:25   How low I know one independent run. And now as a small business. I don't have to go with the liberals. I mean, the economy now. I've taken one peek at it. And it's tough to get on that tray. Elena, let's guard

Dan Ilic  7:41   when you decided to become a small business owner, did you ever think you'd be one of those ones that were doing it tough?

Alex Dyson  7:46   Of course, but I know no other way when it comes to business. I find the toughest way to try and do everything including getting insurance setting up the internet. There is no easy way to do it. But I'm just looking forward now that Melbourne is open to capacity that Comedy Club is up and running. I'm just hoping that the the money trickles down. You know, I'm just waiting

Lewis Hobba  8:07   for a joke. No. Alex Dyson opened a really fun, awesome, amazing comedy venue pretty much the same week as COVID came by COVID headlining every night.

Matt Okine  8:22   I've been taking the stage. Yeah.

Alex Dyson  8:24   Yeah. Yeah. It's been pretty bizarre with people originally not allowed to be in Melbourne. And then one time, Brisbane people came down and had to give you shoot off stage because there was a COVID outbreak in Brisbane. It's been Yeah, up and down. But we're out and out and about now and even Dan helix came through one time as well, Dan.

Dan Ilic  8:42   Oh, yeah. No, it's fine. It's fantastic.

Alex Dyson  8:45   You would just suspect.

Dan Ilic  8:48   Yeah, no living is I've been invited to perform at comedy Republic. Full disclosure, full disclosure, but COVID has locked us down several times. So we haven't been able to do it just yet. Oh, hang on a sec. Guys. friend of the show, Andy Lee is just texting me. Let's just give him a quick story about Andy you're on the podcast with a Lewis Alex dice at a meta kind. How are you today, Eddie?

Lewis Hobba  9:15   Hello, guys.

Dan Ilic  9:16   How are you all? Well, look, we were just calling we just called dumb Knight because he's also nominated as for Best Comedy at the Podcast Awards coming up. Do you did you did you?

Unknown Speaker  9:25   What do you How are you preparing for the Podcast Awards?

Unknown Speaker  9:28   When other comedy or other podcast the

Dan Ilic  9:30   podcast that was the next Thursday night? Just tell people

Unknown Speaker  9:38   where are they? Are they online? Or is there an event? It's an event like

Dan Ilic  9:43   it's at the Ritz. It's at the Ritz cinema in Randwick in Sydney. You got to buy a ticket everything there isn't

Unknown Speaker  9:50   run by it. They're like a governing podcast,

Dan Ilic  9:52   audio, podcast, Gods Ed Australian podcast award PayPal,

Alex Dyson  9:57   you know it's actually purchased by the petroleum company. And

Dan Ilic  10:05   Santos is running the podcast

Unknown Speaker  10:09   in all seriousness who are podcasting, some renegade being off the grid

Unknown Speaker  10:17   you know it's kind of like do your own research

Unknown Speaker  10:22   you're the one telling me

Matt Okine  10:24   it's not the first time these have been on and it's not the first time you've been nominated Andy so I'm just imagining a warehouse somewhere with all of your awards that you never picked up you didn't even know they exist

Dan Ilic  10:38   Do you have a trophy room in your house that you that you can barely get into?

Alex Dyson  10:43   No, no, we had to build a separate house when Andy when he jumped on the all day breakfast podcast with Matt and Alex, you gave us a little tour of your very organized cupboards so I'm sure that if there is a cupboard it would be pristine.

Unknown Speaker  11:02   That's true. I do like things fairly ordered.

Matt Okine  11:06   By trophies will be organized in weight, shape and ability to kill someone is currently the most dangerous award trophy.

Unknown Speaker  11:20   Yeah, well, I mean, believe it or not, Hamish and I have won two hours. Well, and then and that is the the most of it I mean, I feel like an imposter most of my life. But definitely, winning an area is where Hamish and I feel like the most impossible.

Matt Okine  11:38   I've got one guy's the 2020 moment of the year, I may as well be holding up a clump of dirt according to Andy Lee

Lewis Hobba  11:54   left more awards on the podium. He's never known about the rest of the rest of our lives.

Unknown Speaker  12:00   That's not true. I'm humbled and humbled to be amongst great other performers that I have too many to list at

Matt Okine  12:13   least one of them Andy.

Dan Ilic  12:22   Andy, lay thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear and good luck at the Podcast Awards next Thursday night.

Unknown Speaker  12:28   It means the world to me. Only do I only do what I do for awards. Yeah, I hope hopefully. Good luck to you guys.

Dan Ilic  12:39   Thanks, Andy. Bye.

Alex Dyson  12:41   Well, Hamish and Andy versus irrational fear in the comedy section alongside the chase mad and I mean, we took one look at that. And we said no thanks. And we're over to the best entertainment category. That's how you

Matt Okine  12:57   try to be comedy. That's the way I would like

Lewis Hobba  13:02   to watch you try and fail.

Dan Ilic  13:06   Earlier this year, when at home alone together was up for Best Comedy at the actor awards. Tim mentions drama show won the Best Comedy it was like

Matt Okine  13:15   in the same awards.

Alex Dyson  13:16   I guess they give guess they give awards to

Dan Ilic  13:20   dramas now for comedy.

Lewis Hobba  13:22   Chris Tyla originated that show and he was like, I can't believe all I had to do when a comedy actor was write a drama.

Dan Ilic  13:31   Show is totally derail today. But that's good. This week's first fear. Now if you're a subscriber to the times in the UK, you may have read this intriguing story. Taliban makes first deal selling cannabis to Australians. Now according to the story published in The Times a real website in the UK, the proper news website in the UK, an Australian company called C farm has invested 300 million pounds in a cannabis processing plant in Afghanistan to sell the good stuff back to Australians. This isn't the time this is like like a legit news site. But here's the thing. The story wasn't actually true. And see farm which is a medical advice company in Australia had to issue a statement on their website saying otherwise basically saying we have no connection with cannabis or the Taliban. We have no idea where the Taliban media release came from. Now fear mongers if you were a company that was dealing with the Taliban, isn't that just the kind of press release you would put out?

Lewis Hobba  14:32   The Australia Wheat Board get embroiled in the Taliban

Alex Dyson  14:36   AWB? I think that was Iraq.

Lewis Hobba  14:39   Yeah, yeah. Who were absolutely

Alex Dyson  14:41   fine and so there was nothing to say that.

Matt Okine  14:44   Why Why would they be why would they be doing stuff with the Taliban when like, don't we have enough weed here?

Dan Ilic  14:52   Well, that's that I totally agree. That's what's so if you that was what's so iffy about the original story, right? Like if they'd said the fire If the if the story had like nominated which Australian sales selling to or would have believed it like if they said oh yeah, the Taliban was selling cannabis to Chappelle Kobe's dad I would have gone yeah sounds about right

Lewis Hobba  15:09   yeah do you know for a fact that this we'd hear it Matt

Matt Okine  15:14   I've heard heard about it I've been shocked by seeing its use at some of the parties.

Lewis Hobba  15:25   Oh yeah. Christian the arias I imagined it was a lot of Fury from you

Matt Okine  15:30   know, I tell you what, I wasn't aware to the areas because I didn't have all the windows open so there was no there wasn't any anything like that going on but I would have liked a bit more fresh air in these COVID times

Lewis Hobba  15:40   if you are an old man. Well, I mean come on

Dan Ilic  15:46   Tim on YouTube says wait is the most cultivated crop in Australia apart from Wait Oh hey guys so we don't even need Taliban's wait surely you

Lewis Hobba  15:54   hit up the Taliban for heroin

Dan Ilic  15:58   Well, that's that's it yeah. No, you

Lewis Hobba  16:02   say that's their strength it's one of their strengths.

Alex Dyson  16:03   When it comes to international trade I think is there's more often than not there's a bit of a vey it's the opposite is true because I know isn't this parts where Australia sends camels to Saudi Arabia and it almost sand as well because our sand is better for mixing concrete or something like that. So potentially there's a little bit of a mix there and we're selling weed to the Taliban

Dan Ilic  16:25   Wow. Oh my god next. Zealanders

Matt Okine  16:29   are a good politician Alex. Commerce.

Lewis Hobba  16:35   No one makes better sand than Australia.

Dan Ilic  16:39   Oh, no, we've we've got the we've got the cleanest most pristine sand that we sell it sell around the world. Absolutely.

Lewis Hobba  16:46   Are you guys investing in way do you guys strike me as like, I remember you and I used to share a desk the three of us and I overheard Oh, we lost the desk to the left. There was always a lot of chat about some nice investments going on between the two of you. I feel like both of you could be heavily invested in this upcoming I mean not invested in personally but financial. I thought

Matt Okine  17:08   about it but no, I haven't I haven't looked into it. I feel like ships already sailed once it's already happened, you know, then it's then it's no good. I'm all I'm all in on the crypto now. Of course you

Dan Ilic  17:20   get to that and say the thing about waiting Australia hasn't been legalized yet. So there's still a market yet to be made, like still a proper legal market ready to be made. Like I remember seeing one big story coming out of the United States when Wade was kind of legalized everywhere that the biggest thing to invest in was empty warehouse space, because that was the biggest demand for the new way to economy. So soon as that takes over. I'm gonna be by myself a

Matt Okine  17:43   warehouse. You should be able to just Airbnb you're like open spaces for weed growers. I mean, it's like, Hey, I've got a I've got a closet in my house. If anyone wants to start their own farm,

Lewis Hobba  17:57   maybe it's a good time to invest in like 711 Like all Canadian stalls, there's a line around the corner. Just trying to get under those neon lights.

Matt Okine  18:11   It's like how did you how did you how did you afford this mansion? clear eyes?

Dan Ilic  18:19   Yeah, Doritos, and tubes that I bought. I bought futures I bought futures in Doritos. Well, the story actually got picked up from a a Afghan news network called pack walk Afghan news network. And this is what their website looks like. And they've got a slogan and this slogan is reflecting the truth. And clearly, a reflection of the truth is a lie. And that was clearly clearly that's that's what people should know from that slogan. But this this website is so old school, they've actually got a hit counter on their stories and down the bottom. We've got a hit count of 853 people checked out the original story. They also put out a retraction for the story. So they printed a retraction and it was a C farm Australia says no deal with the Taliban. That's why the

Alex Dyson  19:10   double digits, isn't it? Yes.

Dan Ilic  19:14   Alex, you ready for the hit number on this 124?

Lewis Hobba  19:23   Cypress Hill 24 hits from the bomb

Alex Dyson  19:30   Yes, Louis.

Dan Ilic  19:32   rational fear very confused. I'm one of the dumber one sup y'all. I'm really in a rational fear this week second fear El Salvador's President reveals plan for volcano powered Bitcoin city. President announced his government will build a seaside Bitcoin City at the base of a volcano Oh my god moto con you are big into crypto What the hell is going on here

Matt Okine  20:04   with the positive sis man that's real bad look, I just love the way that this President announced it. He was on stage what looked like like a rock concert. And he had his hat backwards, which is the international sign for cool especially from a president I mean, come on this guy just

Alex Dyson  20:25   the president he had on the side el presidente

Matt Okine  20:29   hat backwards. He's talking about cities that are like made from volcano energy. I mean, this is this is the future man.

Dan Ilic  20:39   I'm gonna play I'm gonna play some of the video I'll play the start of the the launch video. This is a gigantic rock concert. Is a volcano going off this fireworks? It looks like splendor as an animated GIF picture of the President has a UFO flying over then UFO is putting a beam down to earth and dropping the president back onto Earth. And now this is more fireworks el presidente

Alex Dyson  21:10   I tried to be a cool politician at

Dan Ilic  21:16   this this is the guy look at him he's easy young president like he's 40 years old like he's he is you know a co president. He's like the Elon Musk of presidents.

Matt Okine  21:27   Yeah look it's pretty it's pretty impressive. I mean, the mining of the Bitcoin is planned to be you know done by the volcano energy it's built on volcano energy. I don't know what volcano energy is I just keep saying it.

Dan Ilic  21:41   It's like It's like mother Miss like mother energy it comes in a different can but they're gonna build they gotta build the city next to these volcanoes like that's that like name one time name one time in history that that has gone wrong

Alex Dyson  21:57   well I'm pretty sure that it was the people in Pompeii first used Bitcoin

Lewis Hobba  22:02   and frozen still under the all the ash just mining their coins.

Dan Ilic  22:15   Yeah, it's gotta wait for

Matt Okine  22:18   the gas. Well, they say the volcano has never erupted, but it has phased and smoked quite regularly. So it is.

Lewis Hobba  22:28   I think el presidente has faced and smoked quite regularly

Matt Okine  22:35   alright you buddy, Bitcoin city and El Salvador and I'll call you from my

Dan Ilic  22:41   yacht. I mean, this guy does have this guy does have a sense of the Elon Musk's about him like he. He said, If you want to build Bitcoin spread all over the world we should build, we should build some Alexandria's. The President called himself a dictator on Twitter as a joke.

Lewis Hobba  22:57   So he's modeling himself after the ancient pharaohs. Is that the is that the bit?

Dan Ilic  23:02   Alexandria was a Macedonian so the Alexander the Great was a Macedonian so maybe he's Mali himself after the great Macedonians.

Alex Dyson  23:09   That's the the information you come to know I'd love for the best poverty podcast. quickfire fact checking people

Matt Okine  23:22   believes that Bitcoin will be worth $1 million in five years. So they're investing they're buying something like $5 billion worth of bitcoin which they believe will you know, go tenfold and then they'll pay back their bond shareholders everybody wants to move into the city pays invest into it and they get it all back so

Lewis Hobba  23:41   because El Salvador a fact right like they currencies Fox, they're like this guy's this guy is or has is basically he's like what else? Like what, what could be worse than where we are now? And I kind of shoot for the moon situation that they're in, you know, like, it is. It is exciting. I'll give him that.

Dan Ilic  24:02   And it does it does have an element of you know, Futurism it's got it's got like leadership wrapped up in it because you know, he got us he kind of just dragging people to this space where they may or may not want to be you know, it's hard for me to make fun of this because it's kind of ticks all of my boxes to

Matt Okine  24:21   exactly right. I mean, how many one night stands we all do at Triple J and ain't no bloody UFOs dropping us off on stage but we did it.

Alex Dyson  24:30   One Night Stand is a concert series put on by

Lewis Hobba  24:33   Jay Yeah, the ABC has about the same budget as El Salvador I think do sort of feel like we are playing well in there. And that's

Alex Dyson  24:42   the problem with the ABC I say we I'm not in the in the broad church anymore, but it is stuck in the past a little bits got the old older viewers. I want to see either Botros cap on backwards coming out of an alien spaceship with the Oscar winner Morning,

Lewis Hobba  25:01   Australia. Can I just say we actually last year there is a guy he's on Twitter his name's I don't won't name him. There is a person whose job it is at the AVC to, like, tell you when something is against the policies of the ABC. And last year, in the depths of the lockdown, you guys would know this trying to do a daily show in the depths of COVID pandemic, it was a hard time to come up with funny bits. The tough thing and I decided we were like let's make a let's make a Bitcoin. Let's do hopper and hang coin. And we sort of did a quick checks with the ABC we're like, hey, we want to launch our own currency. How would that be? And the guy wrote back, this is the most illegal request I've ever read.

Matt Okine  25:50   It's about Shanghai, Sam and he's got to go Strv Shanghai San Mr. Speaker, Shanghai, Sam Hammond still works at racist Bridgeton let us lose connections to China, but it wasn't racist to call Sam Dastyari Shanghai. I didn't use either of those phrases. Bring it on a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  26:10   This week's third fear it feels like we've been talking about the next federal election for some time, but the thing hasn't even been called yet. Some of my sources are saying could be first week of May. So I'm saying it could be as early as February. I have an insider saying it could be called on January 27 for a march election. But it feels like we're very much in election territory with heaps of independents announcing they're running against coalition MPs. Allegra spender this week said she's running against Dave Sharma. And when you look at her CV, it's like the school captain versus the guy everyone wants to give a wedgie to but can't because his dad pays for everyone's tickets to splendor. And Tim and Tim Wilson seat of Goldstein, it was announced or Goldstein rather, it was announced that former ABC journal and former correspondent Zoe Daniels will be running now with all of these credible, well funded serious independents rising to challenge the conservatives. Whereas labor in all of this what are they doing Alex Dyson, what tactics are labor wheeling out to battle back these concert, these independent rhyming? Rhyming, rhyming?

Alex Dyson  27:08   They're using rhyming? And I feel that's a strong policy. I mean, they've dropped the negative getting rid of negative gearing they've stopped a lot of the taxes on the the higher income earners, they've really rolled back a few of the environmental policies. And they going with rhyming from the Shire has popular data looking at the distrustful nature of Scott Morrison and they've thought look, the last time we were in power it became because of a rhyme Kevin oh seven and won the election from from Johnny Howard. And I go Why would we go with something that doesn't work? It's back to the rhyming.

Dan Ilic  27:50   Well, I mean, that's complicated because it's one more word than the three words slogan like hello from the Shire. Yeah. I think they're I think the maybe maybe people will be too dumb to kind of get the run.

Alex Dyson  28:01   No, no, I think why from the shy you can you can accept the fourth word if it if it does rhyme. Okay, you can also go the suck from cook. Scott Morrison is in the electorate of cook, so they're good. I was thinking you could say the Josh Frydenberg policies the fried and Burger King Hindenburg is a three slogan for you could come through Peter Dutton could be the sinister minister, or who must not be defamed, which is a reference reference to the recent defamation case. There's very good I think coming with these they're gonna come in for a very strong showing whenever that election may drop because it's worked throughout the years over the over the distance I did it's all proof method.

Dan Ilic  28:48   I've got three one for Sharma. The leech from the beach. Joyce, I'll go Joyce's moist. Iconic one doesn't go anywhere. Yeah, I

Lewis Hobba  28:59   think that'll that'll come back on you. No one wants to hear.

Dan Ilic  29:02   I've been trying really, really hard to come up with one for Greg Hunt, but I'm stuck. So, Matthew, nothing like

Lewis Hobba  29:11   orange, you know, you just

Alex Dyson  29:13   exactly. But I think I think Scott Morrison is they've sensed this, the liberals are panicking. They're not sure what to do. And so coming into next year, they're going to have to find someone who rhymes with the year that it's seen in order to get the victory. And so I think we can announce irrational fear. It's Gladys Liu 22 Lu 22. Going for the big seat in the lodge, I think is the only way that the Liberals gonna be able to counter this new tactic from labor.

Lewis Hobba  29:40   Is there any way like what if Owlboy put like an all mouse over the Oh, to change it into a more of an EU sound? Oh, l Boo.

Matt Okine  29:48   Boo. What are you gonna use if you run for parliament again? I mean, what's your slogan?

Dan Ilic  29:57   Yeah, yeah, pre selected for the Liberal Party. Who would you

Matt Okine  30:01   Dyson the nice one

Alex Dyson  30:04   the nice dice I try so hard to work with a few but we'll see how it goes in water

Matt Okine  30:13   you just using things that people said to you at high school

Alex Dyson  30:18   a lot of my friends always complimented me to how hard I tried Yeah, it was really awesome.

Lewis Hobba  30:25   Okay I'm Euro you know you're a professional rerun artist you're a rapper in in now

Matt Okine  30:32   represent 2021 and check it out on

Dan Ilic  30:34   the bottom on the Boilermakers are open for business for political consulting.

Lewis Hobba  30:39   I would imagine Boilermakers would be a key demographic for for blue collar stuff.

Matt Okine  30:45   Yeah, yeah. So what what do you think what would I do in terms of?

Dan Ilic  30:51   Like, how would you? How would you? How would you set the Liberal Party members with rhymes?

Matt Okine  30:55   I don't know. The only thing I could think of was Scott either thought he and I didn't even know if that sounds like a positive thing. is a good thing or a bad thing. I don't I don't even know anymore.

Dan Ilic  31:05   It's you're the only you're the only person on this podcast that's allowed to said so that's

Matt Okine  31:11   offensive saying that.

Lewis Hobba  31:15   It stands for that. That hole over there. Oh,

Matt Okine  31:19   that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Is it? Oh, it is.

Dan Ilic  31:24   Yes. That however there Yeah, yeah. Um,

Matt Okine  31:26   I'd like to officially apologize.

Alex Dyson  31:31   Getting up at the Australian flags in the background. I want to say sorry, but I will not be stepping down as a result of referring

Dan Ilic  31:43   that icon you can say whatever you like Scott Morrison has proved it like this whole sank Shanghai Sam thing where he's kind of comments where people are calling you and saying, Oh, why what? Why is it racist to talk about glares, Gladys Berejiklian is not racist. Talk about saying, oh, Shanghai, Sam. And he's like, No, I don't. I don't know what you're talking about. And, and of course, Scott Morrison said Shanghai, Sam 1000 times.

Alex Dyson  32:04   I never said that. It's like, Mike, you said it. 13. We know the number of times you've

Lewis Hobba  32:11   both written down like he tweeted it. And then you said, you said yeah, there's no media. It's not on.

Matt Okine  32:20   I just I would love to be able to just lie. Like, it's pretty impressive.

Dan Ilic  32:26   Question. Yeah. I just love the idea of being able to say I reject the premise of the question. The question, the question, you're speeding, you're doing 150 and a 40. I reject the premise.

Lewis Hobba  32:41   Does it come down to do you think there's like, do you think you could learn you could go away for a weekend? And I would just be like, Matt, your surname is Archein. And you would just be like, no, no, it's not.

Matt Okine  32:53   And you'll be like, you can I can see the poster in the background. I'd be like, I reject what you see.

Alex Dyson  33:00   There are many posters in many places. Obviously. Do you do any practice to run?

Absolutely not. That is funny. My first interview, like I literally submitted the papers in order to run for parliament Australia Day $2,000 and 100 signatures, you entered into the IAC. And away you go. And so I did that. And I was like, I've got a few things to do. So I won't actually start writing until a week or two afterwards. But when the names went through, journals started calling me I was like, Is this you? Are you are you running for? I yeah, I haven't officially an LCSW. But yes, and so I started doing interviews, and I was way out of practice, though good

to work around Europe, but I was not ready to go. I went to Shanghai and I didn't bring that up. But I did go.

Matt Okine  33:47   I didn't I didn't realize that you make money from losing an election?

Alex Dyson  33:52   You can? Absolutely,

Matt Okine  33:53   yeah. So what how does it work again.

Alex Dyson  33:56   So if you get over 4% of the vote, you get your deposit back your original $2,000. So that's your breakeven point. And then for every vote it over 4% You the AAC gives you about $2.96 eligibility in electoral funds is

Dan Ilic  34:15   unlike good crowdfunding This is run

Alex Dyson  34:20   by getting the vote in one and against that dantian I was eligible to recoup up to $29,000 of my costs in the election, but I only printed like 20 T shirts and got like 500

Dan Ilic  34:35   but you needed you needed someone to give you an invoice for consulting Alex does.

Alex Dyson  34:39   Exactly I needed some political consultants to play the game.

Matt Okine  34:43   That means that next time you could Oh, cuz I mean, you what you did a dance and you jumped into a river. Right? And

Alex Dyson  34:50   I reject the premise of the question. He was a salt, a salt water body of water.

Matt Okine  34:55   Okay, well, I mean, you know, you could have probably claimed the dry cleaner At least for that, you know, and next time now you know that if that's how much money you could get for your campaign, you you, you got a budget of $29,000 I'm thinking and I

Alex Dyson  35:10   spent it on skywriter Yes.

Lewis Hobba  35:16   We said on the show talking about the evils of political corruption it's so nice to just talk about the fun of it.

Dan Ilic  35:25   Well, that is almost it for a rational fear

Tim Bailey  35:28   rational for you whether Tim Bailey yet Dan willing for one with a linear system coming from the eventually that'll turn into a lateral Karateka. Terry under the fridge. If you're in Perth, it's going to get hot and spicy with a love bomba porta, there's no need to rush out to supplies. As a bond. My layout is highly unlikely. But if you're in South Australia and Tasmania, you may want to fatten up because a Macarena is coming your way. Last time we saw one of those was in 1996. And it didn't go away for us. And in the long term forecast heading into the holidays, we can expect a high pressure bill is never dead, forming right across Australia. So being a despot and fill up on gasoline at your local server with a discount

Dan Ilic  36:17   on that. Thanks Tim Balian set kind of comedy wins your best comedy podcasts 20

Alex Dyson  36:29   Battle con stop writing the notes we need to take this back over to all day breakfast. Takeout best entertainment

Lewis Hobba  36:38   no boss

Dan Ilic  36:45   that is it for me. He goes Paris embrace. Let's wrap up the show big thank you to meadow Kai and Alex Dyson and Louis harbor and Tim Bailey and Alex lay and dub night. Folks, what would you like to plug Matt?

Matt Okine  37:00   Look, I'd love to plug our podcast Matt nice all day breakfast, as well as my book being black and chicken and chips. Oh yeah. Just before Christmas. Also my show the other guy on Stan or Hulu if you're in the states and Boilermakers 2021. Man, Spotify check it out

Alex Dyson  37:18   now. But um, yeah, jump on all day breakfast if you like podcasts every day, instead of once a week and like comedy club comedy Republic in the middle of Melbourne. Just get on it. Get it on Oh, beautiful place harbor harbor and hang 3pm weekdays triple.

Matt Okine  37:34   I also say that for any kids, any parents out there with toddlers, I'm doing we're doing our first diversity kids show me and my music partner klp. Making kids music. We're nominated for an IRA yesterday, we lost to bully.

Lewis Hobba  37:47   The most insane field a kid's album. Like it was an old guy. He was still putting your shoes on, like wiggles and bluee like the biggest children's artist in Australia in the world.

Matt Okine  38:06   Anyway, we're doing our first live shows next month. So come along.

Dan Ilic  38:09   Thank you, Louis. You're gonna plug anything?

Lewis Hobba  38:12   No, not for me. I agree with all the previous plugs. hoburne Lincoin. Keep your eyes peeled.

Dan Ilic  38:19   I like I can tell you we've got a rational fear live and we've got our 10 year anniversary show at the Opera House January 29. We've got some stellar people on the lineup and I think I can I can say this we got we got we got Amy remaking she's coming. And we got some we got somebody I don't get a lot of other people. I can't tell you. I can't tell you that yet. I can't say better yet. But I just Yeah, great. Tim and McCain. All right. Great. Great. So we got quite a few good people coming down the line. It's very exciting. So January Night at the Opera House. Big thank you to rode mics, the Bossa Foundation, our Patreon supporters, Jacob round on the Tepanyaki timeline. Until next time, there's always something to be fearful from. Lewis did you want to say something?

Lewis Hobba  39:01   Dan? Yeah, have you asked the opera house how much it would be to advertise on their sales?

Dan Ilic  39:07   I haven't, I can't buy that. You've got to like, you know, you gotta like you know,

Matt Okine  39:12   anyone can do it. You can

Alex Dyson  39:13   you gotta be able to rice rice horses around the place. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  39:19   I feel like I feel like I feel like the Time Square was better than the sales. I feel like that was what you need to

Alex Dyson  39:25   do. You need to buy a racehorse name it irrational fear and when the trifle

Matt Okine  39:33   ever asked in the copper, whatever,

Dan Ilic  39:36   on the Billboard front, on the Billboard front though we did have a billboard rejected from a Paris Metro Kathy Wilcox designed us a great billboard with Scott Morrison breaking up with Emmanuel Macron via text and an apology from the Australian people to the French, but I got rejected because it's too political. couldn't run it. Like ah, that was a bummer. But I've done some research and I've got some sweet billboard space penciled in Engadine

Lewis Hobba  40:03   Paris of New South Wales and I believe it's a soft g it's already

Dan Ilic  40:17   and there's a whole bunch of Billboard space I want to buy a billboard in Bundaberg, which is Keith Pitts electorate, and there's a is a big one, there's a digital one there that's solar powered. And we're gonna say a picture of a vibrator and say, batteries can work in the dark case. They're two, they're two things that are coming down the line. So and if you are someone who has donated to the Indiegogo and you waiting for the stickers, they're going to be going out next week. And also the who gives a crap stuff is going to be going up over the next couple of weeks as well. So big thank you to everyone who's donated there. That's it. Thanks, everyone. We'll see you next week on irrational fear.

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Bertha Announcement  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birther foundation. Good evening, Lewis.

Dan Ilic  0:05   Hello. How are you?

Lewis Hobba  0:06   Hello, Daniel. I'm really good. How are you?

Dan Ilic  0:08   I'm really good. I'm really good. It's been a couple of weeks since we've done a podcast. I've almost forgotten how to do a podcast. I did. Yeah, it's

Lewis Hobba  0:16   any consolation. No one listening to the podcast would have thought you knew what you were doing before?

Dan Ilic  0:21   Well, we've had a huge bump in the ratings were about 1000 up from last month, which is huge. So there are people listening. So thank you for listening everyone. And also, I Something happened between over the last two weeks we didn't even get to talk about and that is, we have been nominated for an Australian podcast Award for Best Comedy podcasts. 2021 which is great. We're that guy for two in a row. Yeah, we go over to on the road and we I'm confused because sizzle town was there like our arch nemesis because they always won and they're not on this list. I don't know. Whatever happened to Tony mountain sizzle down

Lewis Hobba  0:54   Tony, Tony Martin, just that he just isn't finding anymore. After 60 years of being one of the kindest, funniest, best gentle bit of Australian comedy, he's lost it and it's canceled coach's fault. You can't do comedy anymore.

Dan Ilic  1:07   Many people will say that you have replaced Tony Martin as the tall skinny guy with glasses. Yeah, they can only be one tall, skinny man with glasses in comedy is

Lewis Hobba  1:16   genuinely every time Tony Manon and I are in the room together. Someone will come up to us and say, Can we get a photo with the two of you? And Tony Martin is so bored of it and it brings me so much joy didn't

Dan Ilic  1:27   You didn't when you didn't you cast as a young Tony Martin for Tony mountain film.

Lewis Hobba  1:33   It's it's this is a bit of a long story. I'll try to cut it as quickly as possible. When I was like 23 and I was at film school. And I'd never done any performing. I just done like a little bit of stand up. I was really like supergreen happened to be at Eddie perfect engagement party. And lucky Hume the actor bailed me up at this party and started chatting. And he was like, mate, Tony Martin's a mate of mine. And you look exactly like him. You sound exactly like Tony Martin. Um, I came out and sort of my comedy heroes that is so kind of you lucky him. And he's like, you'll never believe it. Me and Tony are working on a life story of Tony Martin. Right now we're looking for a young Tony Martin, and it's got to be you. And I you could you believe how excited I was. It was genuinely the happiest night of my life. And he took my number. A week later, he sent me Tony Martin's book in the post and he's like, this is the book, learn it. We're gonna be hearing this is like, you got to learn this so that when you retire in the same room, you're ready to go right. Then I heard nothing more about. And then six months later, I happened to be a cookie bar in Melbourne, and bumped into Tony Martin. And I'm like, and I went up to him like, hey, sorry, my name is Louis. We haven't met but I'm a big fan. And we're talking for about five minutes. And then he goes Wait, you're Louis haba right. Yeah, I am. He goes like he told me about you. And I was like, oh yeah. He told me about the project. How's it going? He's like, Oh, like he's full of shit. That's not going anywhere. My young

Dan Ilic  3:03   Shatta Wale things that are going some places I will do want to say a big big hello to the Big Creek community podcast Candyman podcast The Chaser report our friends at the chase Oh, Oscar nominated, good personal friends Hamish and Andy were nominated. And the housewarming podcast, who of course is hosted by one of your old housemates Marty smiley,

Lewis Hobba  3:25   and one of the housemates a longtime housemate of one of our guests on the podcast today as well. But yeah, he does a podcast all that housemates. And as far as I can tell, he's spoken to every one of the people who used to live with except me. So I'm unsure of what his what his problem is what he's afraid of.

Dan Ilic  3:42   I'm just getting him on the phone right now. Let's have a quick chat with him about that. I want to confront this issue before we start our podcast.

Lewis Hobba  3:48   Me to actually want to get the answer to this.

Unknown Speaker  3:54   You won't answer did you do?

Lewis Hobba  3:55   Did you tell him he's calling? He'll be doing something? You know, I

Dan Ilic  3:58   told him I told him we're gonna call him just after right?

Lewis Hobba  4:00   That's even more perfect. Of course, he's not answering.

Dan Ilic  4:05   Oh, he's doing this. You know why? You know why? He's not answering. He's not answering. He

Lewis Hobba  4:09   knows. I'm gonna ask him. I'm not on the podcast a day. You called Mighty slowly. I

Marty Smiley  4:13   can't get to the phone right now. But if you'd leave your name and your number, or just shoot me a text, I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Dan Ilic  4:21   Oh, here we go here and he's he's only on the other line. Marty Smiley? Yeah. Were you trying to? Were you trying to do your best to destroy the irrational fear podcasts? For not answering your phone?

Unknown Speaker  4:35   Time is limited.

Dan Ilic  4:39   Just humanity. Now we got Louis Harbor on the line. And also we got your former another former flatmate Kirk Docker. And Lewis has one serious question about your podcast even though he's nominated for Best Comedy podcast. He's got one burning question. He wants to ask you about it or not

Unknown Speaker  4:54   get on it.

Lewis Hobba  4:56   I mean, obviously congratulations on the nomination and best of luck. I was wondering why you know episode one of the podcast, Kirk Tucker, who's on our podcast who joins us now was on it. So many other of your other housemates on it. So many other Triple J comedians on it. Basically everyone you know, that I know has been on it except me. I'm just wondering why

Mick Neven  5:24   it's a difficult vetting process.

Lewis Hobba  5:28   In fact, not only that you texted me to ask for a bunch of people's numbers from triple Jason like Oh, my can you get you got Linda Mariana is number I'm like yeah. Number one for I'd love to hear on the podcast. Oh, would you someone who you've never lived with and don't know

Unknown Speaker  5:50   let's be honest. There's a reason for it. And you have a secret about exactly

Unknown Speaker  5:57   I knew it.

Dan Ilic  6:00   That wants to come out. Kirk maybe you can bring some insight into why hasn't Louis been invited on the house morning podcast and as guest number one yourself?

Kirk Docker  6:11   He scared because Louis will dish up dirt that Marty will not want known to be public. He knew that if I came on the podcast I would say sort of funny things nice things backing him up but he was worried about Lewis Lewis has got that acid tongue and what might be revealed what dodgy dirty you know stuff might be revealed from the mighty smiley you know vault All right, well, you know, I wanted out there

Dan Ilic  6:39   Marty if you do win Best Comedy podcast, will you then have Lewis haba on your podcast

Unknown Speaker  6:45   as a guest Look, let me do that on this site now. What do you think? Look? I think there's just a lot of diversity that we need to really look at there's a lot of boxes you don't really keep Louis really hard to say but if you're if something comes up you know let you know. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  7:07   tall white man in his late 30s Definitely not in the demographic Alright, let's get rid of the house. Well, good luck with the Podcast Awards Marty.

Unknown Speaker  7:19   Bye.

Lewis Hobba  7:20   Thank you good luck to you do not

Dan Ilic  7:25   think we got notice. Oh my god. Oh, well.

Kirk Docker  7:30   That's how to keep still nice Dan.

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Dan Ilic  7:52   Tonight Rupert Murdoch urges Donald Trump to move on from his 2020 defeat, Donald Trump responded by signing an executive order to cancel his Neo post subscription and spreading her back the Queen has had to cut back on driving and horse riding. Doctors have reminded her that she isn't a sprightly 94 year old anymore. And with 360 days until cop 27 We'll have the CEO of Santos here with all the tips on how you can buy off politicians before the silly season. It's the 19th of November and a big Happy International Men's Day to men. But not all men. This is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former conservator of the Britney Spears estate Dan illage. And this is the podcast that looks at the scariest news in the feed and gives it a wedgie joining us on the podcast and had to tell us how they're going to celebrate International Men's Day. This week's featured Mungus before she was a TV presenter and investigative journalist she represented Australia the highest levels of competitive field hockey, pull up in your shooting pads. It's Kirsten Drysdale.

Kirsten Drysdale  9:06   Hey, it's an off to the trees. I'll take it.

Dan Ilic  9:09   Okay, Kirsten, how I how are you going to be celebrating International Men's Day? Tomorrow

Kirsten Drysdale  9:15   I'm going to leave my kids at home with my husband and go out with the girls for drinks.

Dan Ilic  9:20   And our next fear monger spends his days talking with the most misunderstood people in society fresh from a week of interviewing porn stars. Get fluffed for the creator of you can ask that Kotoka

Kirk Docker  9:30   thank you and welcome and fluffers unfortunately aren't real. I thought they were they flat they fluff themselves. Yeah. It's one of the things I learned yesterday was that one of the big preparations that some female porn stars do is stretching their holes. That's a very, very important part to do before they get into the set. So it's there's no fluffers it's them themselves in the bathroom, doing as they call it, ladies.

Kirsten Drysdale  9:58   That sounds like something they shouldn't Teach Like women who are going to give birth how to do like, that would be useful.

Kirk Docker  10:04   Yeah, I'm also doing an episode on postnatal depression at the moment. So it's sort of you know, you can, you know, you can compare notes across different episodes sometimes.

Kirsten Drysdale  10:13   Sorry, where did the fluffer myth myth start in? Why do we think this fluffers

Kirk Docker  10:17   I think Boogie Nights something like that. It's not like Boogie Nights,

Dan Ilic  10:21   it's got to be got to be so many. It's got to be like decades before that, like that was a mean before Boogie Nights surely?

Kirk Docker  10:28   Well, I think what they do now is the men anyway, they inject their, you know, old fellow with something and that's what keeps them going the whole time. So it you know, an injection has replaced the fluff, in a sense that they can inject it with this special stuff, and it just stays hard for as long as necessary. Wow,

Lewis Hobba  10:44   this stuff is so vague and terrifying. Does that mean?

Kirk Docker  10:51   Well, they put it in and it stays hard till it till till all day. And the problem they have now is that they need to ejaculate on command. So when you can check it on command, that's what puts the shoot over over time. And that's what people get really, really annoyed about. So the real skill in a male porn star is being able to ejaculate like that when you do that you get you get hired.

Dan Ilic  11:13   That's amazing. Wow. So is it like Sally no gaps or something? Is that where they inject? Or is it

Kirk Docker  11:19   something it's something along those lines? It's something that keeps them you know, it's something that keeps them rock hard rock hard,

Kirsten Drysdale  11:27   and sorry, Coke why? Why do you know all this stuff at the moment? What's the project?

Kirk Docker  11:31   Well, one of the episodes of the new you can ask that is porn performance. When I say stars because we are delving into you know, only fans and the full breadth of how porn looks in 2021 but there are some stars in there and there are everything in between.

Dan Ilic  11:46   Coming up a little later on, we take a look at the outcomes of cop 26 And just how far off net zero emissions the government's own modeling said it will be with renewal economies Michael amazing garb. But first here is a message from this week's sponsor.

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Dan Ilic  13:44   I was gonna call up Jonestown but it was taken on Alan Jones. It's good to see Alan Jones breaking out into the digital space. It's very good. This week's first video I wanted to talk about my my local member. I don't know if you saw this this this happened earlier this year on speeding International Men's Day. On International Women's Day my local member went to edgecliff Station and handed out flowers to female commuters saying Happy International Women's Day. Let's make it a day when we strive to improve the respect dignity and equality for every woman everywhere. Did you do you guys remember this at all through this moment?

Lewis Hobba  14:24   I do remember that? Yeah. It was I mean such a such a touching gesture.

Kirsten Drysdale  14:30   I mean, like I was gonna say beautiful thought beautiful thought. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  14:34   No just so good. Just so wild that in a year when no parliament is completely rocked by rape allegations sexual assault allegations of misconduct by so many parliamentarians. That's what he came up with for International Women's Day to handout.

Kirk Docker  14:51   I box popped in that area and I swear all biddies love that stuff in there. I think he's on the money. You're handing out flowers. It's a perfect response in that part of city I think I'm over. I love it.

Lewis Hobba  15:02   He must have known the photo on Twitter was gonna be an absolute nightmare.

Kirsten Drysdale  15:08   You know, it's like thing of like, you know, flowers make amends for anything. So he's just trying to hand out flowers to all the women in the world to make amends.

Dan Ilic  15:17   Yeah, like it's it's like a complete Band Aid solution for everything that his government has done over the over the last couple years, on behalf of above have meant was women.

Lewis Hobba  15:29   Yeah, but yeah, also, there's that thing with flowers where there are some people who are suspicious of receiving them because they assume that it's like, they're like, why are you getting me these? What have you done? I mean, a lot.

Kirsten Drysdale  15:42   Yeah, that was pre emptive flowers. That was March that was pre emptive flowers, but all the shit that was to come for the rest of the year. Oh, right.

Dan Ilic  15:50   Yeah, it was like, it was like carbon credits. It was like, it's like bullshit credits. Yeah, yeah. The tone deafness continues. About a month before cop Dave Sharma went on this whole kind of transition to being like a climate warrior. He's trying to talk a lot like Greta tunberg, to kind of involve himself to the climate can concern in Wentworth. And so he's been really going full on with this. In fact, he sent out this email about a month ago, this is what he said on the email. It says, rapid and large emissions are needed from right now. What is missing from that sentence is the word reduction, rapid large scale emissions reduction are needed inundated right now. See, it's this weird thing where he's accidentally telling the truth. And the accidentally telling liberal policy when he should be being on the front foot and talking about emissions reduction. This is crazy. And also, just two days ago, he went pamphleteering around the Paddington handing out pamphlets and meeting new voters. And this is what he was doing here handing out these flyers. Now if you look carefully, can you can you guys notice anything suspicious about this this photo of Dave Sharma holding a baby and holding a flyer? Can you can you see anything? Anything weird about this picture?

Kirsten Drysdale  17:09   Is a baby looks like it's passing out?

Dan Ilic  17:11   The baby doesn't look like it's passing out.

Lewis Hobba  17:13   Is it a chokehold?

Kirk Docker  17:14   Who does baby kissing anymore? I didn't know baby kissing was still

Dan Ilic  17:20   all the babies around backside you can't go around just kissing babies.

Kirk Docker  17:24   Well, actually it's baby Stranglehold only really

Kirsten Drysdale  17:28   well look if the baby's not breathing out it's not spreading virus right so it's fine.

Lewis Hobba  17:33   Wow, that's the only person with children it's because it says netzero climate action full sentence like he promises to do climate action.

Dan Ilic  17:47   That's right it says Net Zero climate action on the on the flyer once again. He's the only truthful politician in in the Liberal Party.

Kirsten Drysdale  17:58   Did I saw your tweet that Dan and I kind of thought you photoshopped the close up. Are you saying that is actually his flyer?

Dan Ilic  18:07   This is it. I've got to hit I walked up the street and I found one look at this net zero climate action.

Kirsten Drysdale  18:16   I thought that was a joke from you.

Lewis Hobba  18:18   Yeah, so like, that's Boy Who Cried Wolf from dead he's been photoshopping shit for so many years that no one really

Kirsten Drysdale  18:28   jumped in. But that's his real pamphlet.

Dan Ilic  18:30   She's real pamphlet. It's not a joke. This is what he was handing out. This is Net Zero climate action which is extensively Liberal Party policy. I wanted to share with you what I'm going to do for tomorrow for International Men's Day. I'm going to dress up in Liberal cosplay in a chambray shirt and chinos and head on down edgecliff station. And because it is International Men's Day, the only tone deaf thing I could think of today would be handy handout hammers to a bunch of people in edgecliff station. That feels

Lewis Hobba  19:00   really dangerous. I don't think that many people are trained to just have exposed hammers. Maybe I'm paranoid but that that feels dangerous.

Dan Ilic  19:07   That's what's so exciting about this idea it's quite a malevolent idea who gets a hammer who gets a hit No one gets a hammer

Kirk Docker  19:15   Are you suggesting they should nail something that's what your hammer something is?

Dan Ilic  19:20   I didn't even know what you're wanting it and what did they show me by handing out flowers to women? Like it's just the same exactly the same thing I'm just gonna hand out hammers to men take your free hammer Happy International Men's Day.

Kirsten Drysdale  19:31   I look like really good hands. Man. Like really? Like well waited How much did that yeah,

Dan Ilic  19:38   they're about they're about 10 bucks 15 bucks each so you know this is what the this is what the Patreon money is funding

Lewis Hobba  19:46   and you paid for me this is an outrage

Dan Ilic  19:50   Alright, let's move on to this this week second fear this week second fear if you go see musical act bras against you may get you may get more than you bargained for when lead singer Sophie Your wrist, brought up a fan on stage and then lay him down and basically gave him a Golden Shower during a cover song of Rage Against the Machine. Now some fans were disgusted by this others said it was a real pisser Kirk, should we be disgusted by this or just, you know, have this behavior normalized?

Kirk Docker  20:19   Well, it's interesting you say people were disgusted because if you read the news.com article about it, everyone was disgusted. It was a stomach churning stance. It was shocked the crowd the man spewed the urinal, but if you actually watch the footage, the man had the time of his he was having a good time there it was being pieced on it was actually amazing moment and it's the reporting of it has been that it's been disgusting, but in actual fact, he was mopping up the urine. He was throwing on the crowd, he was dancing jiggling, she had to actually kick him off the stage. She's like, get off man. I'm done. I've done feasting on you get off. I think it's fantastic look, I have a couple of weeks ago I interviewed trough man the myth for this trough man and I don't know you guys know who trough

Lewis Hobba  21:05   I honestly can't believe he managed to get trough man. Like I genuinely thought trough man. Like the Penrith Panther, just the thing that people said at night times?

Kirk Docker  21:15   Well, that's Look, the trough man is a legendary guy in Sydney that people thought was a myth. Was he alive was he did the story was that over the last 40 years, he would lay in urinals at parties at the Mardi Gras after party etc. and at certain time, and it would appear in these little little tiny shorts and people he would lay in the trough and people would be okay. And he had the time of his life so much so that he's become this legend where he shorts and now framed and hung at Stonewall and you can see his urine soaked short so that now dried and hung there. And if I've learned anything from speaking to trough men or any other people who are into watersports or golden showers, as they call it, is that they have the time of their life. And all I'd say is that unless you've tried it, don't knock it. I think that golden showers may have something for it that we don't quite know. And if we had the courage to try it, we might be as into it as old made on stage the other day.

Dan Ilic  22:09   Do you think this is why you know terrorists in Guantanamo Bay when they were waterboarded decided to just hang out there and not give any secrets? Because they were actually being gold being done but with golden showers instead?

Lewis Hobba  22:23   Jesus Christ

Dan Ilic  22:24   too much too much. No.

Kirk Docker  22:27   Just enough.

Unknown Speaker  22:30   I think I think for this

Dan Ilic  22:30   for this for this musical artist. It's so strange because now people are like, I hadn't heard of brass attack before this.

Lewis Hobba  22:37   I don't know if there are brass against a fan.

Dan Ilic  22:39   Thank you.

Kirsten Drysdale  22:42   A longtime fan.

Lewis Hobba  22:44   I'm more of a fan of pissing on people. But now I've become a fan of brass. But I

Dan Ilic  22:48   haven't heard I haven't I haven't heard of brass against until this moment. And now I feel like that's their thing. That's what they do that like that's the thing that people are gonna be going to say they're gonna be down to brass against to have to say Sofia piss on people.

Lewis Hobba  23:02   When have you wanted to hear a description of the genre of music they make? Honestly, is the best thing that could possibly happen to you. Which is they do brass band covers. Heavy Metal, which genuinely sounds like the worst. Like, honestly, 1000 people compare Sunday before I would go. Nightmare.

Kirk Docker  23:25   And so like having crazy acts that rock artists do is every day something new you know what I mean? This is as old as time that the Rockstar will do something wacky to get attention. So it's it's yeah, it's exciting. It's exciting that it's back on the agenda. Rockstar is doing something wacky on stage. And

Kirsten Drysdale  23:41   I agree. I agree, Kirk. I thought it was awesome. I didn't think it was. I mean, it kind of is disgusting. But that's why it was so fucking awesome. And I don't think it should be normalized.

Lewis Hobba  23:54   Like Carol's. Awesome, let me bring this out.

Dan Ilic  23:59   And no,

Kirsten Drysdale  24:00   I don't think they're gonna do it on today's show. But um, no. And I also like, I reckon that that video, like that moment that is going to be like the defining cultural moment of the end of the COVID era. I say, because it's like we've spent two years like being paranoid about other people and their bodies and their disgusting fucking fluids that's coming out of them. And we're kind of through it all. And now it's just yeah, I'm gonna piss on your face like that. She's just embracing that we can be close again.

Lewis Hobba  24:30   Yeah, 2021 it's more okay to piss on someone's face than it is to sneeze without covering it with your elbow.

Unknown Speaker  24:40   Scott Morrison elaborately deceive the French the idea that a nuclear reactor with enough weapons grade uranium to make many many bonds can be treated like a power pack for money is incredible. I mean, it is just bullshit. A

Alan Jones  24:57   rational fear

Dan Ilic  24:58   this week's third fear well Eddie obeyed and his son Moses chillaxing. Behind bars, the tentacles of the family wealth seem to be uncovered every single day and there are two more brothers implicated with a dodgy property deal in Hawks Nest. fear mongers, if you were a criminal mastermind, would you just have offspring for the sole purpose of laundering money? Kirsten, not worth it? If you've got like two kids, are you going to be like getting them into the family business,

Lewis Hobba  25:27   so to speak crime family?

Kirsten Drysdale  25:29   I'm going to send them out to work as soon as they can. Yeah, but not not for me. I don't want anything more to do with them. Like know, they can just you know, start paying board and rent. But the thing this story was like, for me, it was like, you know, those like really infuriating property stories, where they it's you know how I bought my first home at 24. And like, seven parents seven paragraphs deep, you discover that these like little bleached teeth fuckers inherited a million dollars from their parents, and that's how they bought their house. So this story is like that. Except the children. They inherited $30 million from their dad who stole it from the New South Wales Government. And they're not like buying a three bedroom merrickville They're like buying up secretly by the way Aboriginal owned land on the sleepy coastal towns and they're putting up high rise developments there. Were nobody wants them. That's that's the story. Yes. Amazing.

Dan Ilic  26:27   Yeah. How I buy how I bought a high rise development with one simple trick. My dad stole the money. My dad stole some money from the government.

Lewis Hobba  26:37   But do you think my dad as someone who has kids now it's you would just be at some point you go it you raising you has been such a nightmare? But the least you can do for me? Is risk going to prison?

Kirsten Drysdale  26:51   Oh, yeah, absolutely. Like can continue my corrupt dealings and make this this money grow even more? Yes. Yeah. No, no, you get to hold that over them forever.

Dan Ilic  27:01   No, idiot Bates any gone to prison for 10 months. So you know, that land was bought that land was bought for 600,000 A couple of years ago, after he gets out of prison. The market would be huge. Like those lands already gone up, like Daisley triple.

Kirsten Drysdale  27:16   I'm just like, how do you have you like get busted? Like you stole the 30 million is that's there's no question about that. That is like 100% proven we know that he's stolen 30 million, but they don't have to give it back. You know, like, if you steal a car and they find you with the car, you the car goes back to the owner, like how did they just get to keep the 30 million

Lewis Hobba  27:35   Danna you're you're you're the only born and bred New South house person in the in on the podcast

Dan Ilic  27:42   also. loso also Lebanese person. So yeah, yeah. Sure.

Lewis Hobba  27:48   That that's gonna make my next question seem more loaded than I wanted to. Which is when was the last time you South Wales had a leader who wasn't correct?

Dan Ilic  27:57   Do you know what I actually think it was a friend of the show Bob Carr. I think that was the last time we had a leader that wasn't really, that really didn't kind of, you know, put his foot in it.

Kirsten Drysdale  28:07   He left with a clean slate in me. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  28:09   I mean, we haven't rather we haven't hasn't been discovered what he's done yet. Like, we need to call we need to call Kate McClymont and ask her to get her on the podcast again and say

Lewis Hobba  28:21   what is Bob done? Because like in Victoria, there are people right now with nooses and guns on the street. Because Dan Andrew has, like made pretty similar decisions to most of the premiers around the country. Yeah. Whereas in New South Wales, you can literally steal $30 million and no one cares. No, it's so staggering that it does no one gives a fuck of it like

Dan Ilic  28:41   no you can miss allies and you can mess up lockdown and you can resign for being alleged allegedly corrupt, and then people will leave flowers at your office like this.

Lewis Hobba  28:56   Yeah, it's incredible and you know, people you can just be like on leaving over a bottle of grain and everyone will go yep, that seems reasonable checks out. No more questions here. Do you like obviously it's not that

Dan Ilic  29:07   I think it's because people in Sydney so property obsessed. When they say stuff like this, they go well, whatever you have to do to get ahead, you know? Good on. Good on Darryl. He really tried it on

Kirk Docker  29:18   Do you think any in the family into watersports property there at

Unknown Speaker  29:31   the agreements that's come out of Glasgow have an eye to green light for more coal production. That's good news for the world because it might be the most important thing for the world to do. The next few decades is to bring more and more people out of poverty, and coal and cheap energy helps do that

Dan Ilic  29:46   a rational here in a moment, we're going to be talking with Michael Mason garb about Australia's place in the world stage and how we are absolutely the worst country in the world when it comes to climate negotiations. But I've actually got someone special on the line right Now we've actually got the world's greatest high jumper who happens to be an Australian. So mcnevin Thanks for joining us and Australian high jumper who claims to be the greatest high jumper in the world. Welcome.

Mick Neven  30:10   Yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah, that is correct. I am.

Dan Ilic  30:14   I am. Do it's an amazing claim to be the world's greatest high jumper what's the basis for the claim?

Mick Neven  30:21   Well, I have never missed the jump. No one's No, that's right. I have never noticed the bar onto the mat.

Dan Ilic  30:30   So what's your highest jump 50 centimeters 50 centimeters that's not very

Lewis Hobba  30:35   high.

Mick Neven  30:36   Well, that is the targets that I've set for myself and I meet and beat that targets every time I jump.

Dan Ilic  30:42   Now the mentor jump record is 2.45 meters and the women's record is 2.09 meters you're nowhere near that I hear but I don't worry about what other high jumper doing you've never once competed at the Olympic Games.

Mick Neven  30:55   Why would I see a leaf pick a hot Fs although so called high jumpers, making bold claims about query 2.4 meters and what happens? They all not the bar onto the mat, and they look pretty stupid doing it. I made them beat my target every time I can do high jumper Yeah,

Dan Ilic  31:12   it's only 50 centimeters. That's right.

Mick Neven  31:15   I don't need to jump higher. I'm less than 2% of the world. I've jumped if I raise the bar to even 1.5 minutes sure I could jump it so that's a clear goal. To achieve that I need to coach I'd have to start training I need objective. Why bother? I can beat that 50 centimeters and it doesn't take me

Unknown Speaker  31:31   or anyone

Dan Ilic  31:31   else. Yeah 50

Mick Neven  31:33   centimeters you know a primary school kid could jump that jump Oh, I am the world's greatest I've never you know the world's great are the world's greatest high jumper never missed the jump Don't forget that. Never missed the jump. Nick thanks for joining us on irrational fear. See you on the mat buddy. Cop 26

Dan Ilic  31:52   is over and while Australia's once again the bad guy at the international talks we didn't quite manage to derail the entire thing know that prestigious title went to India the last minute when they decided to change the phrasing of the words phase out to phase down for cold two which most of the other countries went What the fuck is phasing down? Joining us to discuss cop 26 in Australia is modeling to net zero is from renewable economy. Michael amazing garden. Welcome Michael. Hi everyone. And Michael is also a Patreon member as well which is really cool. So it's really cool to have you on Michael.

Lewis Hobba  32:26   I love the rational fear getting in some pay to play here.

Dan Ilic  32:30   For full disclosure, Michael pays us to do the podcast about three $3 a month.

Kirk Docker  32:38   Did you see the hammers Stan just for Dan just bought some really nice hammer. Well done.

Dan Ilic  32:45   As a Patreon member, how do you feel about me buying hammers to pull us down tomorrow?

Michael Mazengarb  32:50   I'll be lining up at

Kirsten Drysdale  32:55   me over the head. Dan.

Lewis Hobba  32:57   Give me back my money.

Dan Ilic  32:59   Michael, I just wanted to quickly before we get going quickly just to explain the netzero modeling that got released a couple of weeks after cop had all kind of been done and dusted. It was really remarkable. First of all, Scott Morrison came out before cop to say oh yes, you know, we're going to meet our net zero, we're going to get net zero by 20 2050 and then refused to release the modeling until last week. What did that modeling show? And how far away? Are we actually from meeting net zero?

Michael Mazengarb  33:24   That's a good question. Firstly, it was really funny because they went out and announced that Australia was committing to zero emissions by net 50. And they promised this modeling. And then we found out in Senate estimates they hadn't actually finished right. The reason why it was released so late is because they were still behind the scenes putting together the document. And then when it did come out, what we see is that rather than meeting net zero emissions, the plan that the government has put out has is on track to reduce emissions by 85%. And there's a nice 15% gap in the plan that the government just is saying that hopefully we'll have some technologies that might just appear and help us bridge that gap. But they haven't actually baked in a plan to net zero.

Dan Ilic  34:10   There's actually this 15% gap where How can I go about calling it a net zero by 2050? Target. So this

Michael Mazengarb  34:17   is like you can go look at the modeling. And you can say there's a nice chart that the government has put together and they say, Look, we're expecting to reduce Australia's emissions by about a further 60% that they're going to go and by, you know, up to sort of 20% worth of offsets from overseas, and then just this gap, and they are they're saying that hopefully will overachieve and hopefully you know, who knows some crazy fantastic technology will come along and bridge that gap but they don't know what it is and they don't have any idea about when or if that technology will come along.

Lewis Hobba  34:53   So the plan over the next 30 years is do a little bit of work, plant a few trees and pray

Michael Mazengarb  34:59   pretty much They're just counting on everyone else. Basically, it's counting on these innovations and technologies emerging from overseas, not even trying to sort of make them happen here in Australia by sort of investing in Australian research or Australian innovation, then really just counting on it happening overseas. It's the fingers crossed. Right? Like, it's sort of like closing your eyes and taking a swing, and then hopefully, we'll get to 2050 with zero net emissions, but they don't actually know that we're going to do it for sure, man, it's

Kirk Docker  35:32   Michael, can I ask you a question? What I what I Can I ask a dumb question. What is Boris and actually scared off by actually just going we'll just do it. You know, we'll just be zero emissions by like I can't I just from the outside, I can't quite work out what is the is it? Is it just the the bowing down to call? Is it that they worry about being real at what is actually they're scared of actually about to say yes, we'll just do it.

Michael Mazengarb  35:58   So the modeling actually answers that question. So they modeled a few different alternate scenarios. One scenario is we actually do get to zero net emissions. And we plan that and we bridge that lost 15%, basically, by investing in carbon sequestration, and doing that through planting trees. And that modeling shows, that scenario shows that the coal sector and the gas sector lose out in the order of about $4.9 billion. But landholders, so farmers benefit by almost an equivalent amount. And so they have this scenario that says we can actually get to zero net emissions call losers out, farmers win. But we're not going to pick that scenario, because that's a negative impact on the economy that they don't like. So we're going to go to this 85%. So it's purely this comparison between farmers versus fossil fuels, and the government picked fossil fuels.

Lewis Hobba  36:58   My favorite thing about it is that usually when someone releases something like modeling, or any kind of data, usually politicians will be smart enough to make it so complicated, that average people like me, can't really get to the bottom of it, you sort of get obfuscated by information. And in the end, you kind of like, it could be true. But they literally put out the like the for chunk graph, which genuinely, genuinely just had 15%. Wait, no. And it was that was what I was like, Oh, thank you for making your incompetence, easy for the incompetent, I really do appreciate that.

Michael Mazengarb  37:32   And the modeling itself is a real reflection of how the government got to its policy. So they went away and they paid McKinsey that consultancy $6 million to produce the first round of economic modeling. They then brought in a team of basically coalition aligned economists, including Brian Fisher, who their previous work was they authored modeling, which was used to attack the labour government's climate policies in the lead up to the federal election last time round, which came up with these crazy figures for how much that policy was going to cost and basically was just slammed for not having any credibility. They brought those guys in to then review and verify the McKinsey modeling. And then the department itself wrote the report. So they've really like massage this modeling together. And still, it's really explicit. And it's really clear what the government is doing, and who they're siding with.

Dan Ilic  38:30   I noticed the other last week there was a story about McKinsey employees being pissed off that there were being press ganged into doing work like this, but not not explicitly for Australia, but for to fossil fuel companies and for for bad actors on this on this on the same. Do you think these consulting groups will eventually stop doing this kind of work for the government?

Michael Mazengarb  38:54   I think I mean, for this this piece of work in particular, like the reputational damage the reputational risk that is there is quite significant if you've got your name your brand attached to what then becomes potentially sort of political modeling and political reports. You go look, it's not worth it. Like the brand damage that occurs is so significant that you know, it's probably not going to be worth the $6 million because they're going to lose out on other contracts and their reputation gets damaged.

Dan Ilic  39:24   But it is $6 million to do some maths that doesn't like if like it like if they wanted to live

Lewis Hobba  39:30   in a world where lying isn't rewarded but I don't know if we do Michael.

Michael Mazengarb  39:37   I mean I work in the the energy sector I write about energy all the time. A lot of my friends work in the energy sector. And we look at this morning you go look, we could have done a lot better than rustled up five of us we could have produced a million bucks each and done a lot better.

Dan Ilic  39:56   Is there like a website we can go to to try and A job to take the modeling away from McKinsey at a much, much more competitive price like, can we?

Michael Mazengarb  40:06   Well, that was something that interestingly, McKinsey was chosen to do this modeling, the CSIRO had actually also pitched to do the modeling. And this came out also in Senate estimates, they said, Look, we applied to the government, we would have done the modeling for the government. To CSIRO, it's gonna be some of Australia's best minds in terms of energy and climate. And they didn't pick them, they picked McKinsey, who Angus Taylor used to work for

Kirsten Drysdale  40:33   the government given given any explanation for that decision.

Michael Mazengarb  40:37   No, I think, you know, it was it was the CSIRO that sort of revealed that they had applied for it, they didn't want to really, you know, throw their, you know, the government under the bus because, you know, if you're in the CSIRO, you, you sort of pretty wary about how much control the federal government has over your funding. But, you know, we try and

Dan Ilic  40:58   find out, are they public servants out there that have done their own modeling, like, you know, in the CSIRO, what are the is the modeling done somewhere else, but it's like in a cabinet that no one can unlock and look at

Michael Mazengarb  41:10   it could be. The other thing is we have these bodies, like we have bodies, like the CSIRO, we have bodies, like the climate change authority, which still exists, but just basically sits dormant, that could be used to produce this type of modeling. previous governments have used treasury to produce this type of modeling, all of this modeling could be done in house in the government, or it could be done, you know, in a way that is done in consultation with the industry. But this route of modeling is really just sort of been a bit of a, you know, a message job from the government.

Dan Ilic  41:42   Oh, my God.

Kirk Docker  41:44   He said just that, is it just that the government gets so much money from these companies that they need it, or they actually think this is a better play for Australians, they genuinely believe this is a better play for Australians. What? I don't quite understand it still, it's still so confusing to

Michael Mazengarb  42:00   me. I don't know like, you know, it seems like you know, I sit there every day. And you look at the advances that are being achieved in wind, and solar and batteries and electric vehicles. And you think these are the technologies of the future, if you want to talk about technologies, not taxes, like these are the technologies that are emerging, and we should be investing in those. But yet, we're talking about carbon capture and storage. You know, the Australian delegation in Glasgow had the Santos, CCS irama in the official pavilion, like, I don't, and not to say like that they completely sold and, but it's hard to know, like, how they think this is playing out and what motivates them asides from maybe self interest.

Dan Ilic  42:48   It's interesting to say like, technologies like this are kind of being rolled out all around the world, like as in every single country that is beholden to fossil fuels, you see the same playbook being rolled out in every other place like carbon capture storage doesn't work anywhere yet. Every other country that is a big exporter of fossil fuels is trying it on as a way to placate their donors and to to keep fossil fuels alive another few years, but it's really just like a conceptual art sphincter in the ground like it did. It doesn't do anything like it. It's meant to capture gas, but no gas ever gets captured.

Michael Mazengarb  43:20   We have one operational project here in Australia that's out. In Gorgon in Western Australia that's been run by Chevron, it was years late, it's operating well below capacity, they they put hundreds of millions of dollars into this thing. And they can't get it fully operational because it's trying to store carbon under the seabed. But the equipment they're using to store it is getting clogged with sand. They didn't see that happening. But our one carbon capture and storage project is running at like half capacity.

Dan Ilic  43:53   When you're talking about carbon capture storage as one of the key elements of the modeling. I remember seeing a map put up on put up on Twitter, of all the places where we're going to store carbon underground, if you see this map, there's just large patches of blue where the carbon is going to be stored underground. and This Is Mythical kind of cave system. It's remarkable to kind of see that you're like, oh, wow, instead of like, instead of not putting that fossil fuel into the air, they're just gonna poison the earth, and like bury it under huge tracts of land. Deck surely doesn't seem to me any better than than chucking in the air?

Michael Mazengarb  44:33   I think, you know, I would like to have the confidence of someone who pushes carbon capture and storage because they're saying, Look, we'll just count this stuff under the ground and it will just stay there and I'll stay there forever. But like, we don't really know that much about what's going down underneath the ground like things like earthquakes happen the ground, the sort of geology is constantly moving to think that we can just put stuff down there and expect it to last for Ever is just a bit sort of, I think ambitious a bit, I think

Lewis Hobba  45:06   maybe your way if you if we want to try to like harness a very vocal like right wing group to end up sort of playing themselves, here's my here's my big play, you need to start linking to Q Anon, that carbon capture and storage is a secret government program to kill the lizard people. Now, once we get that in their heads, they're gonna be like, but the lizard we need the lizard people. And then we'll there'll be a save the lizard people campaign from Q Anon, which will end up meaning they are attacking carbon capture and storage, and then suddenly we'll have all of Q anon on the side of renewable energies.

Dan Ilic  45:45   Excellent. This is great. This is a great idea, Lewis I think you've cracked it and we all know Scott Morrison love Q anon he's got his best mate, which is these cute guy and he's out there. He's he's out there. Tell me. Tell him the state premieres. No, we should let it rip. You know these q&a on people they know what they're talking about.

Kirk Docker  46:05   I love it. I love that cute.

Dan Ilic  46:07   Well, on that note, that is it for rational fi big thank you to all of our guests this week. Have you got anything to plug cook? You can

Kirk Docker  46:14   ask that comes out in

Lewis Hobba  46:16   set a reminder, check your calendars

Kirk Docker  46:21   don't miss it.

Kirsten Drysdale  46:22   No got nothing on sorry, some hokey comp in Newcastle next week. That's about it. People can come and check you out. Tigers, tigers, mid target Miko

Kirk Docker  46:35   Johnny sagas.

Michael Mazengarb  46:37   So I work for renew economy, we write every day on climate energy electric vehicles. So if you want to get your fix on that news, renewal economy is your one

Dan Ilic  46:48   stop shop. Great. And Louis, we've got something to plug on January 29. We're going to be having our 10 year anniversary show at the Sydney Opera House.

Lewis Hobba  47:00   I've heard of it. I've heard of it. I'm very excited. We we have done one show at the opera house before in fact with Bob Carr,

Dan Ilic  47:09   I believe. Kirsten, Kirsten. Kirsten did that. All right. Yeah. That was great. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  47:15   I'm really excited about that. I assume the Playhouse I see. We're in the big theater.

Dan Ilic  47:20   I hope so. Play us all the drama theater. I'll take either one, but I know it's booked. I mean, I mentioned

Lewis Hobba  47:24   the concert hall put us in the concert hall. No,

Dan Ilic  47:27   put us in the opera house put us in the Opera Theater. Sure. Yeah.

Lewis Hobba  47:33   Big big one. Yeah. 1000 More people are listening awake now. Come on. That's half an opera.

Dan Ilic  47:39   Fill it. So agenda 29

Kirsten Drysdale  47:41   and three hemas Lewis will pay on someone's face on stage.

Lewis Hobba  47:47   It does. It takes in a very different quality when it's a man.

Kirsten Drysdale  47:52   I was thinking that I was thinking when I was watching that. This is so awesome. Because it's a visit to the lady. If this was a guy peeing on a girl's face. It just wouldn't feel the same. Something about squatting. I reckon. I don't really read Yeah,

Kirk Docker  48:07   you could do the talk, Louis. I could do the

Lewis Hobba  48:09   typing. I will do the something which is even worse, which is I'll bring my saxophone and play a cover of a heavy metal song.

Dan Ilic  48:17   That reminds me we should we should put James Valentine Fisher

Lewis Hobba  48:23   all the weird white guys who play sex.

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Bertha Announcement  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the Bertha Foundation.

Julia Zemiro  0:04   I'm recording my part of Julia's Amuro asks, Who cares on the lands of the gunman? Gara and Darwell people, sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the podcast,

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Julia Zemiro  0:27   Hello, Julia here. And yes, once a month for the next five months on the irrational fi podcast, feed, I'm going to be having conversations about getting active and showing you you have powers to make change in the world, and talking to civic leaders from all walks of life to find out how they got active. This month on the podcast, I'm talking with two people who know a great deal about indigenous led education. We know education isn't equal, it's often expensive, and our state schools certainly need more support. But for Indigenous kids and adults, education can be woeful, and the system can be wonderful for them. So I'm speaking today to two incredible leaders in this field. First up, proud Kamilaroi man, Corey tut is an indigenous mentor and stem champion. He's the founder of deadly science and initiative that provides science books in early reading material to remote schools in Australia. He's the 2020, New South Wales Young Australian of the Year. And he also recently won a eureka prize. If you're not familiar, the Australian Museum Eureka prizes are the country's most comprehensive National Science Awards. And they are excellent across the areas of research and innovation, leadership, science, engagement and school science. I'm just going to give you a bit of a trigger warning here. Cory does cover some heavy topics him losing his best friend, some letting you know that now, I started asking him about these awards and and what they mean.

Corey Tutt  2:07   These awards are fantastic accomplishments. And they're great for making my head feel a lot larger than what it is the circumference of my head is growing 15 centimeters since I've won these awards, but no all jokes aside, these awards are responsibility to me to make them accessible all kids so that they, you know, one day can see themselves in the picture. If you ask majority of the kids I work with, do you ever see yourself winning Eureka prize or the Young Australian of the Year award? They would probably say to you No way. So my role and my responsibility now is to go to these remote communities go to these schools, be a good example show that these kids can be part of the picture and picture of science and be part of that. And if I'm not doing that, then that award is just a waste on me because I need to be responsible with it in including the next generation of deadly scientists.

Julia Zemiro  3:04   you've engaged with over 90 schools around Australia. And there's been a 25% increase in engagement in STEM related subjects. You've given 28 Deadly Junior Science

Corey Tutt  3:16   Awards now are a couple of 100 of those out now.

Julia Zemiro  3:20   What I'm always interested in is that we say that people don't care. We think that people aren't doing anything we know full well that there's lots of incredible projects happening all over the place. But with you, Cory, I know that with you, you're someone who had an interest in science to begin with. But how did you really connect to science as a young kid,

Corey Tutt  3:42   I didn't have the best life growing up, I'd experienced my father leaving my mum at age two. And that's enough to sort of for a lot of kids off the rails, I guess. At eight years old, I witnessed a fatal accident. It was pretty tough. And it meant that I was never really in one place for very long. I grew up in the Illawarra region of New South Wales and South Coast is where I was born. But I also spent time in tumby Bay in South Australia. And I also spent time mangonia which is in the central Tablelands of New South Wales. So I've really been everywhere man. So I put a lot of my energy into reptiles and animals and things that I'd find around the place. That's always a really good way to make friends is that if you pick up a blue tongue lizard in the playground or home, people want to talk to you about it because it's a pretty bizarre thing to do. Because I moved around a lot it was very very hard for me to to get any structure in my life as a kid and and probably affected me as I it probably affected me in one or two ways. I was never satisfied with just been the mundane day to day I was always striving to achieve my dreams and I was driven as a real as a young kid I was driven nearly never really fit into the, you know, the notion that, that I couldn't do things that I didn't put my mind to. I wanted more of my life and I was pretty determined that I wasn't, if when I became a parent, I was never going to be the same. I was always going to be I was always going to do the things that my parents couldn't do for me.

Julia Zemiro  5:20   But your granddad had a lot to do with your interest in reptiles and reading.

Corey Tutt  5:24   Yeah, he did. He gave me a book called reptiles and color. And that was published in 1984, which is consequently, eight years before I was born, but I got it in about 1998. That book in particular was pretty raggedy, by the time it got to me and it was, you know, it had another little boy's signature and I was like, maybe Happy Birthday Billy assigned, but I don't care. His name out, wrote Corey. That book was really important for me, because when I was chasing those Water Dragons, and and I was reading that they could hold their breath underwater for an hour and things like that, in that book, I would sit there with a little stopwatch, and I would chase war drags into dams. And I would, you know, I'd time it, make sure it was right, you know. But yeah, these were things that I did when I was a kid. And I learned how to read off these books. So, you know, when other kids were reading the Hungry Caterpillar, I was just reading science books.

Julia Zemiro  6:17   And did you know at that time, did you make a link that that was science? Or was it just something that kids did? Where you grew up? Was it an indigenous experience,

Corey Tutt  6:28   I don't think it was an indigenous experience or, or a science experience and such it was, it was probably me trying to contend with the bad things in my childhood and invest my energy into something that was positive. You know, a lot of kids will like me when growing up like we we sometimes grow out of it, some of us don't. And I feel like I was always connected to the culture and people.

Julia Zemiro  6:54   Is it true that a career advisor once said to you that kids like you don't go to uni, and they should stick to a trade,

Corey Tutt  7:00   I don't wish any ill harm or, or any bad wields his career advisor, he was just trying to help me, I think he, I think it was yelled, I'm going to give this kid a whack with a metaphorical stick. And that will be the thing that that drives him to do more. And it probably had the opposite effect. To be honest, when I sat across this career advisor, and I sat in this over, you know, this, this poorly designed chair that was, you know, had this poor fabric on it. And I looked across at him and I said, I wanted to be a zookeeper or wildlife documentary. And the third option was ABC sports commentator, because I thought it was pretty easy. And I could find the other two. I think at that moment, I felt very determined that I would not, you know, I would not take his advice, because I know if I, if I had worked in a trade, I would have been hopeless at it. And I really was desperate to become a zookeeper. And as you do you troll through social media when you're a kid, especially when you're a teenager, born in my time, which was MySpace, and Facebook. And when it first came out, and I saw this crazy woman with a rifle standing above a snake, and she was in this place called Boyup. Brook. And she was just, you know, a really nice lady who runs this wildlife sanctuary that that's just killing Snakes on a property. And I was like, Ah, I ended up organizing to go over to Rigali and Boyup Brook, which is 3885 kilometers from my house, didn't contact my mother or family members for three weeks. And I went over there and look, that moment for me, I, as soon as I got over there, I was introduced to this, this woman who was kind of older and her name was Norma, and she had a husband called Jim and his dog named Holly and Norma and Jim, were the first people in my life that had ever shown me love that was unconditional. But, you know, they were just proud that I was going in and working this wildlife sanctuary. And I remember that, you know, I didn't have even make toasts. To be honest, I couldn't even make you a cup of tea. And normally didn't judge me or anything like that. Normally, people would sort of laugh at someone if they didn't know how to do that. But she kind of knew that I, I didn't get shown a lot growing up, because why what how could I, you know, my mom was a single mom. And we were, you know, we were sort of moving around a lot. You know, she didn't learn those things. So how could she possibly teach me and how was he there? I was 16.

Julia Zemiro  9:41   So you've gone there all by yourself.

Corey Tutt  9:43   I've gone there all by myself. And yeah, I get a bit sad when I talk about Jim and omocha said now pass, but they were the first people that I ever met that, that didn't care. They didn't care about the baggage. I didn't care that I was from Dapto. They didn't care that I was indigenous. You know, they cared about me as a person, and from that moment from working at that wildlife sanctuary, and by the time I came back and started at narrow Wildlife Park, Jim and Norma sent me messages every single week until April last year, telling me how proud they were. They followed my journeys, they, you know, they rode the highs, and they stuck by me with the lows. And I will never ever forget what they did for me as a 16 year old and but you know, I fast forward and I'm, I'm back in narrow and I'm working at shore haven to

Julia Zemiro  10:35   how did you get that job? How did you know to find that we use looking through for jobs? Or was it a word of mouth thing

Corey Tutt  10:42   someone had, had bumped into me that worked at Taronga Zoo, and they were very keen to have me. But unfortunately, I lived in narrow, and I lived very, very far away from Mosman. And I, you know, I made the decision that it was going to be too hard because I had my red pays, but it wasn't like I couldn't drive up from now every day. So I applied for volunteer position at narrow Wildlife Park and Shoalhaven Zoo. And I remember the first day I had there, and I just come back from boy out broke, I'd come back from Western Australia, I had all this experience that, you know, I fought that I was, you know, not, I thought I was just really confident and I was really happy. And you know, it was easily the the most like it was the happiest morning in my life so far that I remember it because I got up at 5am I was meant to start at age, I got up at 5am I cooked a massive breakfast. I wore a button up shirt, which I was so proud. Like, I was just like, you know, for me, it was i i brought new shoes I you know, I had saved up to this was my first day as a zookeeper and the start of everything for me. And I remember I was sitting there and I was sitting under the, you know, under the walkway there and I was waiting for the head keeper to turn up and he turns up and he goes, Why are you so early? And I was like, because I'm keen. I'm very keen to get started, like, let's go, let's get into it. And he's like, no, no, no, settle down. And, you know, he, you know, him and I have friends now. But we had a we had a running battle. He often called me names, often, yeah, often told me that I shouldn't do zoo keeping and, and things like that. But, you know, again, I was determined to prove him wrong. You know, I was so determined to prove him wrong and get myself a zoo, a paid position and a zoo keeping uniform. And the day that the owner gave me my first narrow Wildlife Park shirt, I've still got it today in my cupboard. And because it was an our wildlife park back then, and it looked like Swiss cheese, and it had so many holes in it. I even had 10 spots because of how many holes that had in this shirt. And I was so proud of that. It was I've done it, you know, I've done it. This is the thing that it was it was my dream. I loved it. You know again, sometimes Julia that things happen and life can slip quickly, you know, change on it can change in a second then I'd had a best friend that had volunteered with the zoo. And he him and I started at the same time and he he eventually got kicked out because he he had sort of had some issues at the zoo and like it was the first time I'd met someone that was on my level that I was I was friends with and you know we we got along really well we actually got like got a similar tattoo on our left shoulder. You know we weird we're gonna move in together and because you know we're gonna do the zoo keeping thing and we had all these plans but then he had committed suicide and he had hung himself in a house that we're meant to move into. And

Julia Zemiro  14:08   sorry to hear that Corey that must have been a horrible thing to witness.

Corey Tutt  14:11   It changed everything for me. It changed everything for me and it was the second time in my life that I'd experienced death at a really young age and and not just you know older people actual young people dying and it hit me a lot harder than the accident that I'd witnessed when I was a kid because I was an adult now I was 18 What do you do when you're a baby face a 10 year old when you've you've lost your best mate and I think that you know the things I ignored at the zoo like the low pay rates the over hours we work the you know the things you have to deal with that, you know that zoo keepers have to deal with on a daily basis that aren't you know, there aren't glamorous, the zoo, the zoo life is not glamorous at all. Those are things that I decide that I, I didn't like that much anymore. I didn't have the motivation. I was struggling with my why, why am I doing this? Why was this my passion and you know, even seeing a blue tongue lizard just didn't you know, I get so much energy even now when I see a cool animal that I haven't seen in ages. And I lost that. And that is a really scary thing that is like losing, you know, it's like looking in the mirror and seeing someone completely different. I saw an ad in the the Illawarra mercury. I feel a bit stupid now talking about it. But I got in my best low suit, which was my year 10 formal suit at 18. And I got off to this guy's house and I rang up and he said, you've got an interview on Monday. So I went to his house. And he I walked in and I had a cup of tea in his eye. So you sat in Monday, and I like, what, what and I worked out quite later that I was the only person that applied. So I felt a bit stupid wearing my formal suit and to give the listeners a brief description of what my formal suit looked like. I was a massive Good Charlotte fan, where I had white volleys, white belt, black pants, white suspenders, and a white tie in a white hat. And it was a bit it was a bit of a good child. And so it's a bit of a punk. So I wore that to the alpaca

Julia Zemiro  16:22   interview and what was the job you're going to be a shear of

Corey Tutt  16:25   alpacas is no an alpaca handler.

Julia Zemiro  16:27   I handle up bright

Corey Tutt  16:29   James had been a bit creative with the title. Because he had had no like he had no people applying for this job. Wow. Anyway, we I get there and it's my first day. So the first packet that comes out, they show me how to put it down safely they go this is how you boil it down safely cuz you got to tie them down. And to show them safely. And I'm like, Oh, yep, got this. I've been feeding a formula crocodile for the last year and a half. Um,

Julia Zemiro  16:56   you know, thanks. I've

Corey Tutt  16:57   got I've got it. Yeah, it's gonna be fine. And little did I know that the first alpaca that I'll go and she would headbutt me in the face, and crack my cheekbone. And I'm crying like I'm bawling my eyes out, like trying not to cry, but I'm more crying but I'm fine. You know, James asked me if I'm right. And he could see my he could see my face, like swelling up. Little did I know that that moment with James would be my unofficial counseling where he, he was like the father, I never had in the sense that he was someone I could talk to that I was stuck sitting next to for 12 hours a day, in the car driving between jobs. And in time, time went slow. When when my best friend had time was going very, very fast. And he slowed it down for me. And I think that sharing saved my life. If it wasn't for James, I don't think I would be here. Like that's a really tough thing to comprehend. Because if I hadn't met him at that time, at that point in my life, would he have had the impact on me that he has? Probably not.

Julia Zemiro  18:05   When did deadly science come into play? When's that sort of starting up in your head?

Corey Tutt  18:10   When deadly science started, I was working as an animal technician at the University of Sydney and I started talking to these kids in Redfern and Waterloo. And we'll talk about any everything I would, you know, I'd show them some of the stuff that I was doing. I'll tell them about the researchers, I would show them on my iPhone, all this science stuff that you know was going on. And they were just so intrigued. They loved them. They were so you're and the moment that I was doing that I felt the love again that I had when I was at the zoo the days where I was so happy that I nothing could change anything for me like I was so in like I was so in the zone. And one of the kids said to me is how come I didn't get these opportunities? And this is like this is deadly. And this is science? How come I didn't get these opportunities. And, you know, I, I sort of thought about it. And then I started Googling remote schools and, and just I found out that our schools are just completely under resourced with STEM. And we naturally told Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander kids that sport and art are the only ways to be successful. And how about I just send you some books and this one school had 15 books in its whole school. And I ended up you know, going to Demyx and dropping down a k gets a grant of solid hard cash. And I purchased so many books that I could barely carry them out of the shop. And I sent those books at school. And I it was it was something in me that clicked because there was one school that that said hey, how about you send books to my school? My friends over here because we need more science books and more equipment and things like that. And I started a second job I worked at the handrolled pet hotels up at Duffy's force and I scrubbed and cleaned candles, I acted as a receptionist. So I probably act as a security guard at times as well. I worked really hard for a number of months I, I did things like, you know, jobs for mates, I sold some of my possessions. You know, I, I did things like that I worked extra hours. I think I sold my TV at one point to pay for these books. And then it was married and large. And actually, I met a friend, Dr. Karl. And he gave me some books. And then Mary and largers. Like you should set up a GoFundMe because people would people donate to this, you know, people like want to help you like,

Julia Zemiro  20:41   GoFundMe is such a great way to get something started. I mean, everyone's happy to chip in 10 or $20. And then if everybody does it, then you can really make something of it.

Corey Tutt  20:51   And yeah, little did I know why before like I was, I started putting it online, what I was doing, and I like at that point, I probably sent about 2000 books off, or so putting it online. And I, you know, I put this GoFundMe in place, and I was happy with just 500 bucks to be honest, because I was spending so much money on books and things. And I ended up becoming friends with this thing, this fella called Brian Cox on Twitter. And he was all right, like, you know, he's right. Yeah, he's nice. And he gave me some books. And I met him. And I didn't really know the protocol. I didn't coined Professor Cox or anything like that as a Braun.

Julia Zemiro  21:35   If you're not sure who he's talking about, it's Brian Cox, of course, from television, and him and I worked together on stargazing, and yeah, that was, that's what Twitter is for Cory, isn't it? You just go, why not just ask, he can only say no,

Corey Tutt  21:52   I gave him a blackfella handshake. And I'm not sure he was ready for that. But, you know, it grew from there. And I, I had this email come up on my phone, and I was like, and I remember really well, you have been nominated for Young Australian of the Year and I'm what, what the hell is that? Wow, I didn't even know what it was. And I ended up going and I sort of said to my mom, I'm like, you know, mom, I'd really like you to come with me, you know, to the award ceremony because I feel like you deserve to see your son and or your daughter, you know when saying worthwhile and and I wanted to bring it because I I just wanted her to I just wanted her to have a proud moment. You know, she's she hasn't always had the best and you know, and she came along and and Gladys read my name out. I went up i waddled up the stairs because I was very excited. I was very nervous. And I sat down and I handed my honor roll to my mom. I'm like, This is yours. And you know, I was gonna be honest, Julie, I was gonna have a couple of cheeky freebies and say, Wow, well done. pat myself on the back. But before I knew it, my Gladys Virgie Clinton had read my name out again. And she is like, and the youngest strolling is for New South Wales, Cory Todd, and it's like, I got up on stage and I'm like most boot shoes be kind to your mum. Yeah, and it was just like, my life changed from that moment.

Julia Zemiro  23:23   It's true that an award like an Australian of the Year young Australian, the it brings incredible opportunity, but baggage as well. Sometimes it's a big responsibility. And you say your life changed in what ways?

Corey Tutt  23:35   One, I had a camera in my face. When the time I got dragged. As soon as I got off stage, I didn't get to say anything to my partner had to deal with the expectation of this looming event where I was up against ash body, the world number one in tennis.

Julia Zemiro  23:53   What was another Australian of the Year? Well, she

Corey Tutt  23:56   was a finalist, she was the Queensland Australian of the Year and a finalist for the National one. And to be honest, I, I don't think I handled it as well as what I could have. But, you know, the the thing is, is that you only get to do these things once and I quickly learned that I could utilize my award and, and the trophy and stuff and I can go out to schools and I could put a bit of gaffer tape of my name, which sounds really bizarre. And I could let kids hold it and I could let them tell me why they should be the Australian, the and the answer is we're I'm kind of my mom. I'm kind to you know, my people in the playground. I, I, you know, I do the right thing. And, and these are the reasons why they deserve to be and there's the reasons why I deserve to be as well and everyone so

Julia Zemiro  24:46   lately, you said something before, it's very interesting. You said we often expect that Indigenous kids will thrive in sport or art. There's this notion that but that other stuffs too hard or beyond that. that must be met you sign. I mean, it's just a ridiculous thing to think, isn't it?

Corey Tutt  25:04   I remember I had a remote school once, contact me, and it was the teacher from that school. And I, you know, as I do I normally talk to the principal and I say, what do you need, and this principal turn around and told me that don't bother sending resources here, because our kids will never learn. And it's, you know, and I'm like, Why is this person in a job, and I had a quite a big extensive argument with this principle. Problem, or at least give these kids a chance, you know, lease, work with them, why try and work with them don't occupy a space where you are, you know, you are trying to mentor these kids into a future, but you will not accept resources because you don't think your kids deserve them. So it's never been easy. I've made mistakes along the way. Like, I've like anyone.

Julia Zemiro  25:55   I think if you don't make mistakes, you don't learn and at least it's worth trying. And stuffing it up sometimes, because, you know, it's pretty hard having an argument with a principal and I toured high schools doing Shakespeare in high schools when I was 27. And did two years of at different schools, you know, all over the all throughout the year, you know, driving it all van in all four of us and, and put up 200 chairs and do Shakespeare for kids. And, you know, you'd walk into some schools, and it's so funny, the vibe you would get from a head teacher or a principal would absolutely tell you what that school was about. And, yeah, I mean, some of the we just go, you know, and say hopeless, no, don't don't get any of it. You thinking, wow, well, we're here, we're gonna do it anyway. But let's surprise you. And always at the end of the show, always a teacher would come up and say, I cannot believe when you ask for volunteers, that that particular kid put his or her hand up, because they could do anything and you thinking, Yeah, well, maybe because they used to, they're in a new environment with new people.

Corey Tutt  26:57   So me also, like the T, like, teachers are great, they're worth their weight in gold, but they can quickly become burnt out. And I quickly found because of the lack of resources and support, and it's it flows down. So any of those teachers I actually have a lot of sympathy for. Because if you're burnt out that much, then it's taken a while for you to get to that point, because most teachers are starting off to make things better for our kids. And, and, you know, like, there was moments along the way, especially that after I won, you know, the the award that I had started a new job two weeks in, and I literally won that award, the second week, I was there. So all of a sudden, I was, you know, the highest achieving staff member within, you know, and this was like, you know, I'm really sorry, I can't do my job right now. Because I have to go and do this thing with SPS or deleting this ABC. And I love talking to the media, like I love it. Because I get to talk about these kids in the work. But then there was this expectation that I do my job, but also the other people in my year, especially at my employer saying, no, no, we want you to do this media thing. But we don't want to fund deadly science and we don't want to fund you. But we want you to do this media thing. And, you know, I think I've gotten better at enjoying the moment more. So when when I won this Eureka this time around, I was actually the calmest I've ever been. Because I knew that everything I've gone through to this moment right now has been for a reason. And now my reason is and my why is to help inspire these kids to be to be good people, and hopefully tomorrow be good scientists.

Julia Zemiro  28:48   Absolutely. Where's it at now? Deadly science. So what I suppose what's next for it? Or is there do you see an end and then you go and do something else?

Corey Tutt  29:00   That's a really tough question. But I like next to deadly science is that I've just hired two or three new people that, you know, I've only had, like, I've only had the one employee and that wasn't me. And I had to learn. I started paying myself, which is something that I never thought could be a thing. Yeah. Even though I was putting all this hours in, so I'm learning how to be a boss. Now I'm learning how to be the difference between being a caring boss and being someone that that needs to leave as well. And also someone that you know, let someone else take over the steering wheel for a bit because, you know, as a friend, Dr. Carr would say, micro sleeps can get you at any time. But for me, it's um, you know, I I'm starting to transition deadly science into getting more voices in so that he can, he can be a sustainable entity on its own, and I can focus on the good stuff I do. In cosmic vertigo with Carly noon and, and zooming the kids and, you know, just enjoying, like, when you do something like deadly science, there's three things that happen. You find your, you find yourself doing way too many hours, because you're so passionate. It's like being it's like having the latest Harry Potter book and you want to stay up and read as much as you can, but you're tired. But also you, you get an appreciation for what is out there. And also, the third one is that you burn out, you burn out very, very easily. And there's not many people that are going to pick you up when you burn out. So you need to support yourself with the people that can. And for me, I don't really want to be sitting in the seat of CEO in 10 years time. I want one of my deadly scientists to be sitting in there and I want it to be so good that it employs them. And they can continue to support the next generation beyond me and if I'm if I'm still around, and I'm sure I will be. I hope that I'm there to support them. And I'm there that I'm that person pick them up when they're burnt out.

Julia Zemiro  31:15   Thank you so much, Corey. Certainly 30 years of age already done so much. And yeah, I particularly love that comment at the end about burnout. You know, it's you can reach incredible heights in your work and in your life. And there's always going to be lows and in betweens, but burnout is a real issue. And when you work that hard off your own bat, you've got to look after yourself and put yourself first sometimes and I want to give out the lifeline number for anybody who might need it. One Three double 114 is a number if anything came up for you listening to that interview one three double 114 And that's a lifeline

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Julia Zemiro  32:08   Next up, I'm talking with Haley McGuire. She's a proud damsel and South Sea Islander woman from Rockhampton. She's got a passion for working with young people to be critical and active drivers in their own education ecosystem. Where Indigenous ways of knowing being and doing are embedded and tied to the aspirations of both indigenous nations and their young people. To drive this work. She co founded the National indigenous youth education coalition, which is a growing collective of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander young people to reclaim their indigenous rights to education. She's also an Obama Foundation leader in the Asia Pacific. But I started asking her about she was once a presenter at her local Mary radio station in Rockhampton.

Hayley McQuire  33:03   Yeah, well, actually, that was my first introduction to doing real I guess community, grassroots work. And, you know, as a millennial, I think we often get pictured as we don't even like to do phone calls. And that was definitely me. And so doing community radio forced me to actually speak to people, the under text message, and it's really built really foundational communication skills that I'm so thankful for.

Julia Zemiro  33:32   Did you have a good experience of education growing up?

Hayley McQuire  33:37   I think it was overall, positive, you know, education for, like, my family and for my parents was a priority. Because it was seen as that tool that we know that me and my siblings could use to, you know, support ourselves in the long run. But there are times when I look back on my educational experiences. And you see that, yeah, there are some things where he could see the inequity. And a lot of that has really come in hindsight, not so much when you're in the moment. Just little things like during my work experience, and in high school, and I wanted to be a teacher, I went back to my old primary school, you just see, like, the little differences in how kids are being treated or like the different expectations of Aboriginal kids. And that's not to say like there was malicious or any ill intent there. But yeah, I feel like there could have been things that were better.

Julia Zemiro  34:47   It's often said that historically, education for indigenous and Torres Strait Island people has been about assimilation and control. What is what's the state of it at the moment do you Think

Hayley McQuire  35:01   I think those, that legacy is still ongoing. You know, like, right now we're having a conversation about what we teach the next generation about the truth of our history, right? We have an education minister who was calling for a patriotic curriculum that gives a fair and that doesn't present a negative view of the past, because that might cause further indecision. But, you know, I questioned that completely, because, one, in first and foremost, it's about the experiences of Aboriginal Torres Strait Islander students in the classroom. And this was an experience I had when you go into your history classroom. And you're told that Captain Cook discovered Australia that you're founded as a nation of convicts, and that's the Australian story. Well, that doesn't include, you know, Aboriginal Torres Strait Islander people pre colonization, but also our fights for rights in a fair quality, fair society, land rights, all of the fight, everything that Aboriginal Torres Strait Islander people have achieved in this country has been fought for by our, our mob, you know, and to say that, for us wanting to fight for freedom is presenting is not consistent with that view, or a patriotic Australia, I think, is really unfair. So we see that, you know, we see this, the way that the story that we want to tell ourselves as continuing a colonial narrative, right through to, you know, our measurements of success, you know, for Aboriginal touchdown, the kids, when you think about educational success, you think attendance rates, or school retention, those are just indicators, those aren't the markers of what a good quality education is, for our people, or how we see that, you know, if you've been fortunate enough to see me in my blood, it runs film, you'll see how like this focus, hyper focus on school attendance, and actually having those metrics map to then welfare payments, that will impact a whole family, this kind of control is still continuing. And it's continuing in a lot of different ways.

Julia Zemiro  37:29   Our education minister, Alan Tudge, is, is living in a kind of an era, like the conservative 50s with the way he speaks about this constant attention to patriotism, I mean, that I don't relate to that at all. It's like everything in the government at the moment, they're completely out of touch with the fact that we have to start doing things in a new way. We have to start seeing and I I can't understand why people can't get excited by that, instead of being isn't change awful. It's like it's some changes, good. And surely anything that is inclusive, and everything that is investigating, and being curious, again, about where we've been is a good thing.

Hayley McQuire  38:07   Yeah. And I feel like, there's so many opportunities that we have to actually be leaders on a world stage, we could be leaders on climate action on a world stage. You know, we could be leaders in investing in indigenous self determined nation building and, and systems and structures that are innovative, you know, like, the Aboriginal medical services, and the origins of those are innovative, they're innovative in providing primary health care. Even the ways that we think about, you know, indigenous education and some of the work that's already happening in this space around making sure Ling Ling learning is connected, the country is connected to place, it's grounded in a holistic view of the whole Well, being of a student. You know, these are this is innovation, you know, that's coming out of indigenous communities every day. But yeah, it's it's so unfortunate, that we seem to be stifling that progress for some kind of backward ideology. We're recording

Julia Zemiro  39:25   this just before cop, part of what those of us who do believe in climate change we'd like to see is, you know, joining the rest of the world in terms of calling for changes that have to happen in terms of climate and renewables, but in involved in that has to be an understanding of or isn't this now a time to also say, how do we now really connect with our history on indigenous people what we've done what we can be, and get that treaty and get a statement from the heart where we can be united like we want to be united?

Hayley McQuire  39:58   Yeah, well, I think this thing to which people might forget about that happened with colonization is that, you know, we had a learning system and knowledge system that came from country that came from observing country and how it changed how it worked over 1000s and 1000s of years, and that's then built our identity, our culture's our ways of being and connecting. And with colonization, we brought in western education system, Western forms of Parliament, Western sciences, which were disconnected from country, you know, and so when we look at the impacts that climate change has on country, the systems that we're working in operating in, in Australia, are fundamentally at the foundational level, disconnected, you know, and so, yeah, it's about learning that history, but also, we need to think about that actually, our connection to our environment, and our connection to land, and seas and our waterways, plays a part in who we are as human beings. And as people. As long as that, you know, disconnection continues, and it continues through the different systems that uphold like our current society and the way that society works, we're not going to make the change that we need, you know, so I think it's a whole, it's a cultural change, as well,

Julia Zemiro  41:39   when I listen to you speak highly, I just think how incredible would it be? How normal should it be? How right it would be to have 15 of you in Parliament today, reminding us of that, reminding us that this is where you're living now, this is what this is. And making us connect again, it's finding connections again, with this, as you say, this country and nature, and looking after her and and also undoing trying to well, we can undo a bit try to give back in terms of what we've taken away from your people. And in terms of the incredible harm we've done as well.

Hayley McQuire  42:22   We have some incredible representation inside Parliament right now. But yeah, I feel like there's, there's so many moms out there who are young and who are doing this work at the grassroots level, even though in Parliament, it would be great. But um, there is a lot of work happening. And I think some of the people that are leading the way in this space is definitely seed, and really Telford at the who's leading that first ever grassroots Youth Climate Action Group. So but that's just one example of many really, yeah,

Julia Zemiro  42:58   to drive this work you're trying to do you co founded the National indigenous youth education coalition. And that's a growing collective of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander young people to try and reclaim that, indeed, to try and reclaim I can't believe I have to say the sentence reclaiming indigenous rights to education, it's, it's so awful to have to even say that, that you don't have that. But what does that look like? How's that different?

Hayley McQuire  43:22   Well, I think the ultimate goal for us, in our mind is where we see a First Nations lead education system, you know, whatever that model is, or I mean, you know, we're still trying to figure that out. But basically, you know, in our current education, ecosystem, we have like a broad network of public schools, we've got independent schools, Catholic schools, why not? Why can't Why haven't we yet had support for a First Nations education system where, you know, local communities can actually think about how do they want to govern in deliver education on their country, one to preserve, you know, our cultural heritage, our languages and culture, however, that nation sees fit, but also to really invest in indigenous pedagogy that has been caring for this continent since time immemorial, you know, and I think at that level, there's so much that can be gained for all children to have access and opportunity to an education system that's being led by First Nations people. And you know, we often hear about like the importance of integration and you know, embedding Aboriginal tertia and perspectives into whole of systems or curriculum and yes, that's important, but we also need to think about the power dynamic. Mix at play. And through First Nations lead education system we're trying to make sure Well, we wanting to make sure that at that leadership governance level, that the power sets were first nations people in communities.

Julia Zemiro  45:15   My dad is French, and my mum's Australian. She made him overseas. And then we came to Australia. By chance, my primary school, my Ozzie primary school, had some French classes in it. So I did all my primary school in French. And I remember my parents being so thrilled that even though we weren't in France, I would be able to retain my French language. And it only occurred to me in the last few years. Why should I have the luxury of learning my language that is miles away on the other side of the world? And we weren't all as kids learning one of the many indigenous languages. I mean, it's it's so heartbreaking, Hayley. It's so heartbreaking, that that, that that was available in the 70s. And Greek school was available for kids on a Saturday. Yeah. And you couldn't learn an indigenous language anywhere. And we're lucky to have people like Stan Grant's father who, you know, tried to, you know, got that like that his language back and fought hard to make that happen. It's the inequity discontent, because, you know, you would you're thinking of that wave of migrants needed that support, but indigenous people needed that support, too.

Hayley McQuire  46:29   Yeah, and it, and it's like, that's the thing, I think, the principles around that, like, of course, you would want all young people to be able to retain that sense of self and, and connect to who they are, you know, but that same opportunity has just never been fully given to First Nations people at like, at a systemic level, I should say, you know, there has been like that grassroots movement, you know, and innovation, you know, that community members have fought for, and I think that's the great thing about the national indigenous youth education coalition is that we do get to inherit, you know, like, the activism that came through, you know, when they had a few Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander schools set up, you know, there is more, I think, public, yeah, acceptance of these rights, like you're demonstrating yourself, Julia, but it's that next is that next level now that I feel like us as young people responsible for and you know, for Aboriginal, especially young people, you know, were responsible for passing down this longest continuing culture in the world, while also facing down really complex, global challenges, like climate change, that, you know, are threatening our cultural heritage sites, or, you know, like globalization and just the tensions that that brings, or different changing kind of technology, like all these really hard issues, and then we have to think about it within the ways that this Australian government continues to treat our people, we're operating in a really complex environment, but I feel like I'm very fortunate that we've got, we stand on the shoulders of giants, really, there seems

Julia Zemiro  48:37   to be a common theme to that it's, it's your generation and down that are having to do the heavy lifting. And I for one, just want to keep saying to people, I'm here to help, like if you need sandwiches made, or you need some faxing, done, because that's my era, but don't ask me to send any complicated emails. But I mean, you know, I feel like you're just a beautiful speaker. It's I'm so heard you on many, many different podcasts like this. And, and I love it when you say that we need a stronger educational dialogue in this country. And I would certainly say that for non Indigenous education as well. I think they're kind of getting it wrong. I think that's sort of losing traction, like what are you making people for the future? How you making people for the future? And indeed, this indigenous way in this indigenous way of looking at things is actually more progressive would be more useful?

Hayley McQuire  49:28   Yeah, I think it's funny you say that like, and, again, like, I completely agree. I've been able to do some work with learning creates Australia, which is a growing alliance of different businesses, educators, you know, education providers and policymakers across the country who are wanting to connect together over what is that future of learning in Australia? And that's, yeah, that's been really positive and we've made sure that we've centered you know that first nations self determinations. And sovereignty is part of that piece of work. But really, it's it's so fundamental, you know, I feel like sometimes, and I'm, I've only been a parent for five years now. But I feel like, as you become a parent, too, you want to try and outsource things as much as you can. But you know, we can't get we, we can't look at education the same way where it's something that we outsource to the States or to the state, really, we really have to think about our young people. And that future that they're going to inherit, like, like I said before, is what the situation of Aboriginal touch on the young people is, all young people are facing a really complex future, and we don't even know what the future jobs are going to look like, or what's the future society is going to look like? And so we have to think about, well, what are those core values that we want all young people to inherit? What if we think about, you know, our future generations, like, six, seven generations from now? What do you want that society to look like? Because, really, that's what our knowledge systems do, is they connect us to those people in the future that we're not going to meet? You know, how do we? How do we want to tell them about ourselves, but also what we hope we want them to be able to? to do? You know, like, that's why I feel like education is just so fundamental, and also quite beautiful in but yeah, we are operating with in a system that came out of, you know, the last industrial revolution, revolution, you know, like, it's 150 year old kind of model. And when we look into the future, well, is this Is it adequate? You know, yeah,

Julia Zemiro  52:07   Is it adequate guy I was looking at, you know, in general, in high schools, you know, you're doing your English, Mathematics, Science and Technology, you'll do your human society in its environment. That's one of them, Personal Development, Health, Physical Education, creative arts, languages, if you're lucky, vocational education and training, geography, you know, where's the critical thinking in that, you know, where we teachers already talk about how, because my mom was a teacher, she was a language teacher, and teachers, you know, 2530 years ago, talk about how they could do their subject. They could do this subject, but they could also, you know, go off track and maybe do other bits do something real like they might do civics or they might do politics, or they might do how Parliament work at Parliament House work. So and now there's a sense that you're really quite boxed in now you are you really have to concentrate on your, on your subject. And there's, there's also no time there's way more admin now as well. And the Teachers Federation is constantly talking about pay rises, teachers haven't been their pay hasn't increased in so long, and, and yet, during the pandemic, I would have thought this was the time when everybody would have looked at teachers and gone off. That's what they do. They're incredible.

Hayley McQuire  53:23   Yeah, I feel like teachers should be. Yeah, valued just as much as we value our health practice practitioners in a way. And, you know, I think, yeah, it's, it's so you're so right, in terms of just like, those are the common things that we hear about, you know, the crowded curriculum, or, you know, the additional stress that educators have put on da. And I just think to like, taking a step back, like, you know, the type of inequity that is faced here, education system, too. We know that we got one of the most socially segregated education systems in the OECD. So the type of education that you're going to have access to, if you're from a low economic household is going to be completely different to those with wealth or who live in particular areas. You know, some of this comes through, you know, depending on you know, your situation, sometimes you don't even have that choice, over the type of education that you can give to your child. You know, those are really like, hard issues when you think about, like the importance of having a good quality, public education, you know, that's accessible to all young people and where teachers with the In that, you know, do you have a level of agency? And do you feel like they're being recognized in and rewarded? Yeah, I feel like subjects are a great way to explore content. But yeah, I think another issue that comes along is the pathway that we tend to put all young people on is towards a university pathway, which is well or bad. But when you get to those senior secondary years, there's a strong emphasis on like, your type of aches task, or you get the way that those are reined in calculated, a, you know, it's the system kind of maintaining itself. And so we need to also think about, well, how do we create broader metrics and broader ways of recognizing all the fantastic things that young people knowing can do? Like if they don't work in the arts? Or, you know, if they're a musician, or if they've done so much work for their communities? You know, how are we really recognizing that and giving currency, to the richness of that those experiences and knowledge is that young people have broader than just a, you know, a 99, on an ATAR.

Julia Zemiro  56:19   I know, I mean, I went to an acting school, you know, try that for all the acting schools got into one in Melbourne. And I was 24, by the time I got there, and the way they taught, I learned how to learn there, basically, because I finally got that, oh, you can learn by watching. Or you can learn by doing, or you can learn by it's not just all by reading and writing. And that's important. We don't just learn you got to do things if I physically don't do something. So, you know, should we be spending eight hours or six hours a day inside? Maybe that some of that time should be outside? What does the First Nations lead education system look like to you? Like if you're if you had your wildest dreams, and something wacky happened, like, I became prime minister and said, Yeah, we're making tertiary, secondary and primary free. Go for the army, the smart country, and I've gone highly Yes, here you go. Instead of spending money on submarines, you may have this money. And let's do something interesting. Is there a kind of a, a dream scenario to begin with?

Hayley McQuire  57:25   Yeah, well, for me, like, I always think about it in terms of, I think I've used enough time, I don't know if I'll reach the scope for my daughter, but hopefully my grandchild or great granny, but I do, I do want them to be able to go, like, my idea is that we'd have our own to rumble school on terrible country, and that the classroom wouldn't necessarily be the four walls and the chairs, like, yeah, that would be an option, but spending a lot of time on country where they can, I feel like just get getting that grounding of who they are as a charitable person, and like, the different responsibilities we have to country, I think would be the foundation of that curriculum. I don't think that I'd get rid of like, the school bell. I like full lunches, and recess and stuff like that. 100% Yeah. And like, you know, yeah, I just, I don't know why that's the thing, but get rid of the school bell. And I'd see it as more like, integrated with the community, you know, like, yeah, like, I'd see, like, Where could they be possibilities for shared space, you know, where community can where the school is vital hub, you know, of other community services. And, you know, like, there are great examples happening like the Murray school, they have health services run out of the school, or I'd like to see like communal, like libraries and, and that kind of stuff. But really, it's just something where there's not like that invisible wall, between the school and in the space that it's operating in. That's what I'd want to see and where all children but especially young, like Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander kids, don't feel like they have to hide a bit of them, or they don't feel like they have to sacrifice. Like the best of them who they are, in order to succeed at school,

Julia Zemiro  59:34   but also to be bold and loud in it. I want to be bold and loud, like any other kid is and make noise in that language or make noise in my identity and not be told off because, you know, I'm an Aboriginal Torres Strait Islander kid doing that. Yeah, you know, there's a theory that you know, teenagers would be better off starting school at nine or 10am or later because they need the sleeping what are they in there at 7:30am doing for you know, whatever. they could start at 10. And finish at five. Because it suits the more you know, this is very western also idea about, well, you will if meet your means you're working hard if you're up at seven o'clock you're already in, then you're swamped. 20 laps. And you've done this and done that. And I really thought that COVID would be this incredible reminder. And people are talking about about I don't want to go back to how busy I was before what has busy even mean.

Hayley McQuire  1:00:27   Yeah. i The thing is, if it's if it can happen on Zoom, I'll be happy.

Julia Zemiro  1:00:36   Where do you see yourself? In the next 10 years? You know, you're, you're someone who's had the most incredible kind of you know, I mean, you're co founder of the of this indigenous youth education coalition co chair of learning creates Australia, and Obama Foundation leader in the Asia Pacific. Is there a job? Or is there a purpose, something that you feel like your pivot pivot if I can use that hideous COVID word? Pivot? Do you see you see yourself in a different position in 10 years time?

Hayley McQuire  1:01:11   Well, to use another COVID slang? Well, now more than ever, I've realized. Yeah, like in 10 years time, like, I honestly don't know, I know that by that time, I'd want. Like, I'd be out of the coalition and be run by continue to be run by young, younger people. But I think I would love to be able to play a role in I love to convene, and bring different people together around issues where, you know, multiple people aren't satisfied, you know, so whatever that kind of looks like would take shape. I feel like there's power in bringing yet different coalition's of people together. And I think that see, that's the only way forward, you know, Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I'd hope to be playing some kind of service type role in that area.

Julia Zemiro  1:02:10   Have you had mentors along the way that have been able to help? And are they hard to find?

Hayley McQuire  1:02:16   Yeah, I've had, I've had a few mentors. And actually, mentoring has been really important to me. And I've just been that weird person. i Well, my first mentor is this incredible Ratterree and one over a woman, Donna Marie, he's also the CEO of indigenous Allied Health Australia. And I remember seeing her speak once in it only took one time. And I think I was like, 20. And as soon as she got off the stage, I just bailed her up and said, Can you please mentor me? And then that's been about 10 years or so now? of mentoring. So yeah, I've had some really powerful mentors, but it's just been more of that informal one. So I've met someone and just, like seeing kind of how they think and Yeah, been been able to, to learn a lot from from a few people. Now.

Julia Zemiro  1:03:15   I sometimes have had mentors who didn't even know they were my mentor. You know, this is someone you admire, and they're in your frame of reference, or maybe they're not even, but you just go Bob cheedo? Yeah, okay. Yeah, you know, this sort of, you kind of align with their system of beliefs, I guess. And you think, you know, like I said, he might be a great lecturer, or might be a great teacher, or even just a work colleague, and you think, yeah, no, she wouldn't. She wouldn't do that she wouldn't do that. And they don't even know. And then I remember years later, telling them and then going, Oh, thanks. You could have come up. And I'm like, Ah, now this. Mentoring just has you say it's touching base with with her and being able to say, I'm thinking of doing it this way. What do you reckon? You know?

Hayley McQuire  1:04:00   Yeah. Yeah. And I've been really lucky that my mentors haven't just been for me individually, but they've kind of come in and mentored, like, a whole night crew. Well, we've been trying to think about strategy, you know, like, you're just volunteering their time to help with our strategic planning or like, help us understand a particular focus or topic, like I've been able to draw on those to really help set the foundations for the coalition as well, which is, I feel like, yeah, that's, that's also the best way to use mentoring is to it's like, it's like being able to draw on your own star advisory team to

Julia Zemiro  1:04:47   really love a star advisory team. Finally, you know, this podcast is called who cares? And I'm trying to get people to kind of care a little bit more in there. Every day life, and there's no data can seem overwhelming. And if you did it 24 hours a day, seven days a week, you know, I mean, that's what that's what you're asking. But it's just saying, I guess, make a little bit more effort in your own life to challenge your own thinking or challenge your own habits or challenge, what you think is absolutely true. You know, that is the truth. And that well, is it? Because I also think that when we go to this next election, could it be December? Could it be March? Who knows? We don't know. But um, we're voting on lots of things. That way, we're not just voting on climate change, we're voting on how we want to be represented what we want to see. And I keep talking about the election as being like an exam people should study for, you know, you can't be going in there going, God, I didn't look anything up, I've got no idea who anyone is, you want to go in there and make good decisions about, you know, what, who you gonna vote for? And why. But in terms of this new way of looking at education, how can what can what can a person do? Like? What's the way do you start with your local community? Do you is it about donations, you know, I think everyone should be donating some money if they can, and be, you know, be smart about where you put that money, do something good with it,

Hayley McQuire  1:06:15   I'd say like, just think about, you know, education, to me is all about legacy, you know, like, you know, like you think about just even the different things that you get passed down to you within like a family kind of unit, it might be a particular meal that everyone cooks, or, you know, there's something that you do every time, you know, New Year's rolls around. Like, the what we teach, and the values we teach young people is a form of L legacy, you know, you hardly ever meet someone who can't recall their favorite teacher or can't recall a particular moment that they had at school. You know, education is just so powerful in shaping individuals and shaping our society. And so my call to action would be to look at, you know, how the who's going to invest in education, but what kind of education? Do you want an education that only serves to, that seems to be in service to some kind of political ideology? Or do you want to invest in an education that is caring about young people, and caring about young people's futures, because that is ultimately our future that we're, that we're all going to be betting on. So

Julia Zemiro  1:07:45   it's interesting, because when you speak of those traditions, you know, white folks love their traditions of having gone to this school, and I want my son to go to this school, and then my grandson will go to this school, you know, there's this sense of, you know, and there was some English background, whereas apparently, we're not allowed to celebrate the traditions and in your culture. And if yours are so important one, then why isn't an indigenous Torres Strait Islander? That's just as important to you clearly want that. So why don't you allow it in another? And in fact, why not maybe learn about it and be part of it. And I guess, you know, if they can be a Montessori school, and they can be a Steiner School, you know, you know, where people have said, I don't like the way things are done. So we want these separate kind of schools where they do different things where often it is a more experiential way of learning, actually going outside, be more, there's, there's room for it, I just, I really think we're at a point at the moment where we are going to have to do some things so differently, and the change will have to come faster, because it has to come faster. And it's just wondering if people have the courage to do it. And where do you get excited about stop seeing this downside of it? See the upside of it, you know?

Hayley McQuire  1:08:59   Yeah, I agree. I think this is the time where we can actually be asking the people who want to lead this country, what their vision is

Julia Zemiro  1:09:09   here and have one, why not have a vision, please have a

Dan Ilic  1:09:13   vision. Julissa Mira asks, Who cares?

Julia Zemiro  1:09:16   Yes, let's have a vision. Leaders with vision. So we want what we want a bit more than that. Thank you so much, to Haley and to Cory, for doing the podcast this number two out of six podcasts in the next few months, I really have been reflecting on this notion that we are going to have to make some very, very significant changes in terms of climate in terms of wanting to reconcile with the indigenous people of this country to education, you know, how can we look at change as a good thing? How can we look at change as a necessary thing? We have to make so many of them at the moment and Finding a way to maybe switch our thinking to the good that can come out of it, how it called bind us together another the things that will separate us. Anyway, onwards and upwards. Hey, see you next month. Thanks for joining me.

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Dan Ilic  0:57   Tonight the federal government commits net zero by 2050. By announcing existing policies Angus Taylor says it shows the government's commitment to recycling and economists say that the chances of hitting net zero by 2050 are about 5050 and Andrew lambing MP withdrawals an apology for the treatment of to Brisbane women, prompting Andrew lemmings dad to apologize for not withdrawing to create Andrew laming. It's the 29th of October and things are about to get spooky. This is a rational fear.

Hello, welcome to rational fee. I'm your host, former president of the walker Walker Gun Club Dan Ilic. And this is a rational fear the podcast that brings a little nihilistic joy to your existential anxiety. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. They caught a break at the start of their pandemic and just like COVID-19 Now they're everywhere from the feed vigia Rajon vija. How does it feel to be everywhere?

Vidya Rajan  1:58   It's good. I always wanted to achieve, like cosmic union,

Dan Ilic  2:03   and they've booked their first ever solo festival shows so you better go along and say it otherwise I'll give up comedy forever. From the chaser podcast. It's the overstretch. Gabby Bowles.

Gabbi Bolt  2:12   Hello. Yes. I have no idea if I'm any good at this still. It's been almost a year, and I still don't know.

Dan Ilic  2:19   Yes, I look. Finally you'll have the opportunity to be rejected by hundreds of people.

Gabbi Bolt  2:23   I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I have like the T's in a jar ready to go to sprinkle on all of my sorry notes.

Dan Ilic  2:32   And they fresh from holidays where he saw sunshine for the first time in 120 days. He's tall and tan, just like Barnaby Joyce's riding boots. It's Lewis harbor.

Lewis Hobba  2:42   That's right. Slip into me. That'd be good to be back. After. After a week off. I had a nice time I went to Greater Sydney. I went an hour and a half away. It's the furthest I've been away since about April, I think and it's nice in Greater Sydney.

Dan Ilic  2:58   How did you feel about Greater Sydney versus less Greater Sydney? What's what's your favorite? Where's your favorite place to be?

Lewis Hobba  3:03   Yeah, I mean, I live in Leicester, Sydney. I live in the potter city. There's just all like rats and cockroaches. I went out to to VOCA, which is a little bit north. Heaven up there. Dan. I saw I saw a dolphin and a shark.

Dan Ilic  3:18   Oh my goodness. That's the future. Coming up a little later on. We speak with Graham Redfin, from The Guardian about a true crime podcast series that highlights in gruesome detail the murdering of climate policy by Australia. But first, a message from this week's sponsor. This episode of irrational fear is brought to you by the camera modeling agency for when you need to put on a show. The Emperor says some wearing no clothes. Our plan

Unknown Speaker  3:43   for net zero by 2050 is the plan that I believe Australians want. Scott put it away

Dan Ilic  3:51   the camera modeling agency, the critics contact you if you've got nothing to show. This is our small handful.

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Dan Ilic  3:59   This week's first fear billboards, folks, we've done it. We've done our billboard campaign has gone off. It's been quite a few busy weeks for me. We've raised $226,000. From your Yes, yeah. Have you I know you've been away, Louis. So you probably haven't actually caught up on what we've been doing on the podcast while you've been away for the last couple of weeks.

Lewis Hobba  4:24   I mean, I didn't listen, I'm not an idiot. I muted you on Twitter.

Dan Ilic  4:30   There are a lot of comedians who've unfollowed me on Twitter.

Gabbi Bolt  4:35   That's how you know you're famous Dan.

Dan Ilic  4:38   Yeah, yeah. So we've we've we've raised $226,000 from 2580 people who are very annoyed about climate action or the lack of climate action from our government. We've absolutely shattered through our initial campaign of raising $12,000 And now we're paying for three huge billboards in July. One is on the Glasgow expressway between the cop center, the cop Conference Center and the airport. And the other two, one is on shelters and road in in garter share Glasgow and the other is on Rocklin Road in Strathclyde. Glasgow. So we've got we've got three giant billboards coming.

Lewis Hobba  5:21   Did you get any like hot tips from locals on whether or not those are areas that were densely populated? ago? Or are you just you just hitting and swinging and missing? To be

Dan Ilic  5:30   honest, the Glasgow tower expressway is the big one. And that was sold into me hard by the out of home company. They said, Yeah, this is a pretty big one, right? Because the one I initially bought books for them was a real shitty one in a in a like a commuter cab.

Lewis Hobba  5:44   Yeah. I was chatting to my family last night. And now like all the dads billboard campaigns going really well. I'm like, Yeah, it's amazing. And because my parents live in Torquay, in Victoria, and I was like, there's been one in Tokyo for like, a month. And that was like, Oh, we haven't seen it. I'm like, I don't know where he's put it.

Dan Ilic  6:04   It's only Great Ocean Road. Like it's like, the main strip.

Lewis Hobba  6:08   Yeah, I guess my parents are getting out much.

Vidya Rajan  6:10   How long? How long is that one gonna be off? Can I go visit?

Dan Ilic  6:14   Yeah, you certainly certainly can. I think it's going to be up for the next couple of months. So that one was given to us was a was a gift from the outdoor company gawk. So thank you, GOC for that, so they'll get to see they're gonna run that for a couple months for us for free. They just want to be part of the action. But we've had some we've had some artwork rejected from the out of home company. So let me show you what we're running. Here's what we're running. We're running Net Zero ambitions by 2050. Australia. We're running the other one from from New York, which is cuddle a koala before we make them extinct. And the other one we're running is the apology where we said we're sorry that Australia's bullshitting on our emissions targets. But they rejected the bullshitting with the Asterix in the word because they said it's swearing. So we've had to replace the word bullshitting with a Scottish word could hovering, which is apparently a Scottish word for foolish talk. So it kind of makes sense. How Lovering pavered Hmm.

Lewis Hobba  7:19   Is this a drop bear situation? Have you been

Unknown Speaker  7:23   favored?

Dan Ilic  7:27   I don't know. Maybe we've been Haven. It's a good enough story anyway, I think I think it'll work. So yeah, it's really good. Anyway, look, this is something we don't often talk about on the podcast. Because as our revenue grows, we we have a thing where we pay the rent, we give 5% of our Patreon to seed mob. So this project, it's going to be exciting to give $10,000 to between two groups seed mob and Wang and Jinglu cultural custodians who are defending their ancestral land on, which is where Adani is trying to build a mine. So that's really exciting. So big thank you. To all those folks who've chipped in, we are going to fall asleep spend the rest of your money on making jokes between now and May. And we've also got our billboard today went up in Armadale in Barnaby Joyce is illiterate, there it is their net zero by 2300. And we've also got a billboard that went up in Kooyong. Now, we are not allowed to advertise anything political in that particular billboard. So we ran this one, hey, it's time to buy a standing desk because you're about to lose your seat. And with enough space there for someone to write whenever they want. Ah, you know, so that's that's potentially potentially but we don't want

Lewis Hobba  8:41   Josh there. That would be an option, wouldn't they should wouldn't that be awful?

Dan Ilic  8:45   Or if they wrote Louis, I know, Louis, you don't have a standing desk? No,

Lewis Hobba  8:49   that's true. That's true. I would love one.

Dan Ilic  8:53   I do have some news on that particular billboard, though. Someone has defected already.

Lewis Hobba  9:00   Didn't want to happen.

Dan Ilic  9:01   Did they have royally? Like kind of done a great job? Well, have they done? This is what they've done.

So for people who are listening to the podcast, instead of writing Josh after, hey, you Frydenberg in our writers at the very bottom of the artwork, so it says, hey, it's time to bystanders because you're about to lose your seat. Frydenberg

Vidya Rajan  9:35   grammatically, yeah, perfect. And it's so frightening. The handwriting is so beautiful.

Dan Ilic  9:43   Someone sent it to me and they said, We're two geriatric people and we tried to give it a go and we were too nervous to climb the ladder that we brought and I was like, well, that is amazing. The beautiful thing

Gabbi Bolt  9:56   about them the notebooks over We call it like the notepad.

Lewis Hobba  10:01   Yeah, but it's down.

Dan Ilic  10:07   This week's second fee follow the money in 2018, the world's largest fund trader, Blackrock said they'd no longer invest in companies that failed to demonstrate that they also serve a social purpose, as well as generating profits. Now, this is a big deal. They have 8.7 trillion in investment and you can buy a lot for 8.7 trillion. You could get 10 and a half wars in Afghanistan for that kind of money. Or a three bedroom house in Sydney. Look, it is a lot of money. This week at a conference in Riyadh in Saudi Arabia, also known as the new castle of the Middle East, the CEO of Blackrock put his words behind green tech as the place where the next 1000 unicorns would be born. That is, private businesses worth over a billion dollars in such industries as green hydrogen, green cement and green steel in his mind, it'll make great money. fear mongers is Larry Fink, correct? The next 1000 unicorns gonna come out of these sectors vigia?

Vidya Rajan  11:02   Probably, I don't know, like, I think we're looking for so many things to save us. But I think what's really interesting is that he said that and then I think they invest in the Commonwealth Bank, and they are they're like, major shareholders. And then the Commonwealth Bank had a resolution about like, whether they should divest from fossil fuels. And then I think, and then Blackrock voted no. So they're saying they want to invest in climate tech, but then they're letting I mean, maybe maybe that is the scam though, because like, all the climate tech they're investing in is just fixed the problem. And so if it gets worse and worse, the tech becomes more valuable.

Lewis Hobba  11:39   Are you suggesting that these financial investors are serious about like, they're actually more interested in money? A group called who voluntarily called themselves BlackRock, BlackRock, viously, evil villain organization.

Dan Ilic  11:53   Yeah. Named after their father Cole.

Vidya Rajan  11:58   This kind of like, I'm like, Why do all these organizations like call themselves these cartoon villain names? It's like calling yourself like Mordor stone or something like that. And Enron, like, sounded like a robot that wanted to kill you. Like, it's all in the name?

Lewis Hobba  12:13   Like, yeah, give yourself a nice name like Facebook, and then you never do anything.

Vidya Rajan  12:17   Then you fool people for longer. And by the time you've done it, you're like, your mom's on there.

Lewis Hobba  12:26   I'll be buried. Has there been any climate unicorns at all? Has there been one? Surely not, right. I can't think of one.

Dan Ilic  12:35   And they're all

Lewis Hobba  12:37   like webs. They're all just websites. It's all just like, yeah, can burn. Like, there are all these people that just like, do it like making apps that kind of exist in like Microsoft Office and then putting them on the internet?

Dan Ilic  12:49   Yeah, it is totally. It's suddenly be able to scale right across the world, you know, in a matter of months. That's That's

Lewis Hobba  12:57   correct. KeepCup. They made a billion dollars.

Gabbi Bolt  13:00   They have a billion dollars. Have you seen how

Dan Ilic  13:03   Tesla is close? I

Vidya Rajan  13:05   think there's literally a website. That's like climate tech unicorns.

Lewis Hobba  13:11   And how many are there?

Vidya Rajan  13:13   Now? Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. There's quite a few. Too many people have a billion dollars, I guess. You know.

Lewis Hobba  13:22   Why didn't you ask for a billion dollars for your fundraising campaign? You could have been a unicorn.

Dan Ilic  13:28   I asked for a million and you got 20% It's very disappointing.

Lewis Hobba  13:32   The bad boy of Bilbo Chase failed a bad billionaire of Bill Bowles. That's Daniel.

Unknown Speaker  13:40   Is Treasury ever done any modeling on the economic costs or benefits of net zero? I don't think so. In the period immediately before that we had done cleaning quantum change modeling. I don't know whether it's for us, but we haven't done it. A rational fear.

Dan Ilic  13:55   This week's third fear Chris Evans is set to start in the prequel of Pixar Toy Story. This proving it's best to never have childhood memories so they can never be destroyed. The mangas is this prequel necessary? Do we really need it? Gabby?

Gabbi Bolt  14:09   Here's the thing about this prequel. It's called Lightyear. Right. And from that you think it's about the Buzz Lightyear we all know and love. But I think this is actually the first time we see a prequel outlining the reason for a fake merchandise pitch in an alternate universe. It's the story of a fake man who inspires the fake toy company who inspires the fake toy version of the same fake man. So it's not actually the story of the toy. I want to reiterate that it's the story of the actual astronaut Buzz Lightyear who at some point in his life, gets a toy deal. Wow. It's kind of like if we made a movie about I don't know, a Barbie. And then we made a movie about the person who inspired the Barbie, the woman who couldn't stand

Vidya Rajan  14:53   up straight because

Gabbi Bolt  14:56   and somebody said there's a doll in this

Lewis Hobba  14:58   barber Millicent Wallace.

Gabbi Bolt  15:01   So it was, yeah.

Dan Ilic  15:03   Good work. Does she have a feature film about her Louis

Lewis Hobba  15:07   soon? Not to my knowledge, but I'm sure it's on the way you need to pitch that.

Vidya Rajan  15:10   Quick. I was

Gabbi Bolt  15:12   thinking based on based on this story coming out this there's tons of prequels we can make now, like, all right, the fact that they need to be continuous with the original plot, irrelevant. Now we can make a prequel to Bug's Life and call it love actually, and all you see for 90 minutes is just like goo and stuff. It's conceptual. You know, you can make an origin story for legendary walking advertisement himself, Duff man, I want a tough man feature film from The Simpsons. That man has tales we don't know about. I also wouldn't mind an origin story specifically for the sleepy dwarf because why is he so sleepy all the time?

Dan Ilic  15:48   I've got some other pretty close police academy, police after school academy who needs help with maths? Yes. Yeah. Three Men and a zygote? It's Tom Selleck, Tom Selleck, without a mustache and Beverly Hills mop. Eddie Murphy plays a janitor going to do one last cleanup in aisle seven before retiring.

Gabbi Bolt  16:07   I also wouldn't mind a Furby horror film and I was gonna write that one down, but then I realized that a Furby horror film is literally just gremlins. It's just the plot of glare of Gremlins

Vidya Rajan  16:16   Disney's just cannibalizing itself like that snake the aura Boris. But, yes,

Lewis Hobba  16:24   now that's a show. Now it's human centipede, but snake.

Gabbi Bolt  16:27   That's actually the sequel to A Bug's Life. Yeah, I'm pretty cool all day. Actually. We have the sequel.

Lewis Hobba  16:33   The other thing was a lot. He has gotten harder. Yeah, in the transition. I weirdly from George Clooney. Well taught us man to Chris Evans. Also hot man. The animation has gotten a little harder.

Gabbi Bolt  16:45   Yeah, just when you think Tim Allen couldn't be any sexier. Yeah, Jim Allen

Dan Ilic  16:49   was the original Buzz Lightyear

Lewis Hobba  16:51   Alan, why don't you Yeah. Well, cuz he

Gabbi Bolt  16:54   thought he was hot. Easy mistake. Easy.

Lewis Hobba  16:57   Elon was Buzz Lightyear, I guess. Yeah. I didn't really watch movies growing up. So I have a lot of gaps in my knowledge. I just assume everything is George Clooney.

Unknown Speaker  17:09   is one of those people you just spoke about who writes horrible things online? abusing his own constituents taking

Dan Ilic  17:14   photographs of people women's underwear in public? Can you see that people see a double standard here a rational fear. Graham Redfin is a longtime climate environment reporter and his current employer has put that knowledge to good use. Together with Adam more than the environment editor at The Guardian Graham has made a new podcast series called Australia versus the climate which is a blow by blow reporting of how we got into this mess in the first place. He joins us now welcome Graham Redfern.

Graham Readfearn  17:42   Hey, Dan, how are ya $226,000 though, you're gonna need some kind of blind trust to money, amount of cash.

Dan Ilic  17:53   Well, people want me to people want me to continue the thing and I'm like, I don't want to continue. I don't want to keep raising money and asking people for money. But maybe I will start a blind trust when the election gets called. And if people want us to make electric election content, they can pay into the into the blind trust we'll call it porters blind trust, Proprietary Limited. It's good. We're gonna spend the money on good stuff we're going to spend the money on not any billboards, but we're going to pay for more video content. We've got a great stunt idea. And yeah, we will also be able to pay for everyone who comes on the podcast for next year, which is great. So you know except for your grand we're not paying for you

Graham Readfearn  18:28   know, I love how you took my flippin opening remark as a as a excuse to give me an actual answer to the question.

Gabbi Bolt  18:36   We don't know anything about that in this country.

Lewis Hobba  18:38   Just off the top. Every time we speak to someone who works full full time in in climate, either policy or activism in Australia. The first question I always want to know is like how are you?

Graham Readfearn  18:53   Yeah, I'm very tired. Especially after this week. I'm just generally tired and being honest being on this podcast with all you youthful. I mean, how do you do it? That's what I want to know cuz I'm done. I mean, maybe it's just the years I'm you know, I'm middle aged. Why tired? Uh, yeah. I've been doing this for almost 20 years now almost like on climate. Yeah, it's, I think you got to you got to put the time in. You got to put the time in because it's it's a really it is a really it's it's massively politicized and there's all sorts of misinformation there's a lot of denial. There's a lot of there's a lot of ways that that readers can get misinformed by this sort of stuff. And I think you need to spend a bit of time with the information before you as a journal before you can really feel you're not going to accidentally mislead your, your readers. You know,

Dan Ilic  19:47   it is really interesting listening to the podcast is so gripping and so intriguing. It is a real great primer for the cop 2016 Coming up, if you want to know everything that went wrong with Australian climate policy, spend four hours listening to this podcast and you will be up to speed. Putting it together. Graham, did you have to? Were you surprised at the kind of research you you found even though you've been kind of in this space for 1520 years?

Graham Readfearn  20:19   Oh, we find out a lot. And yeah, I mean, we've got four hours of broadcast material and about 35 hours not broadcasted. We we start our started three months ago. And I mean, I know I know some of the stories, but you kind of you got to start somewhere. So we start at the beginning, we're starting, you know, in the mid 90s. What is the Howard Government doing around climate change? We've got the Kyoto meeting coming up, what do the cabinet papers say about what Australia's position is, and then we find the people that were around at the time, and we look at the participant lists of the UN f triple C participant list for the Kyoto meeting, and we kind of got out, let's speak to that guy. Let's speak to that person, and we just start ringing them up. And so we couple of really valuable interviews was a guy called Roger Bill, who was the head of so the environment department in the Howard era, who helped to sort of write this thing called the Australia clause, which, as Clive Hamilton tells us in the podcast, if you don't know about the Australia clause, please don't get me to explain it. If you don't know what the Australia quote is, I will explain it. But if you don't know what it is, and you don't know anything about climate policy, and you can't, because it's it's the thing, that means when you hear Morrison and Angus Taylor, in the last few days, say we meet and be RTL targets, you know, the reason he can say that is because of what Australia did in Kyoto in 1997. So we kind of start there. And we go all the way through from Kyoto to the other big meetings like the failure of Copenhagen.

Dan Ilic  21:54   How did you get that guy? How did you get bail to talk like, because when he speaks in your podcast, his deed sounds almost proud of the diplomacy he did. And like, he was like, some kind of returning services person coming back from war, like he was kind of proud of the stuff he did, but in effect, it's kind of ruined everything. Well,

Graham Readfearn  22:15   it's not it's not my it, my job is to find the people that were in the room and ask them the questions that you would want to ask them and let them answer. And when that gets pulled out across four or five hours of a podcast, and it's got context around it, it becomes I think, really, really powerful. He's he was a long serving public servant. And he retired, I think, maybe eight or nine years ago, now, maybe a little bit longer. I'll find out where it was. He's an artist in Canberra and and rang him up.

Dan Ilic  22:48   That's amazing. That's amazing. And you've also got other folks in there, like head of Greenpeace at the time, and, and you also got Kevin Rudd on, it was really interesting to listen to Kevin Rudd pretend that he was trying to solve climate change. In episode two, when it came to Paris, it's fascinating when Kevin Rudd is talking about sorry, Copenhagen, here and trying to get all the countries to kind of come to a deal in Copenhagen and Kevin Rudd paints himself as this as his Savior to do that. But it's also at the same time when you listen to Ben Rhodes his book, and you listen to Obama's book, Obama and Ben Rhodes also paint Barack Obama as the savior of Yerevan. But ultimately, these two or three big egos kind of going trying to save this world agreement made the whole agreement fall apart.

Graham Readfearn  23:35   Yeah, the root story is remarkable, if only to hear Kevin Rudd attempt to corral the entire planet Earth in a room, which he said, was not big enough to swing a cat. The thing about the Copenhagen episode was that the this was a period where where Australia was in a position where it was it wanted to do stuff and what whatever you think about Kevin Rudd, and Penny Wong, who was also featured in the podcast, whatever you think about those people, they they did work really hard in Copenhagen, it didn't work. It's ironic really, that at the one time when the Australian government seemed really motivated to get a deal is the time when the rest of the world just can't, can't pull their finger out. We wrote We spoke to a guy called Andrew Higham, who's an Australian guy who went off to Europe and to work for the United Nations to actually write these, these deals, these protocols these agreements, and, and he, he said to us on it. When I got there, the first thing I was working on was Copenhagen, and it was it was six months away, but he said it was never going to be a deal. It was a mirage. He called it a mirage.

Dan Ilic  24:50   Wow. Oh god,

Lewis Hobba  24:51   that's nice. Yeah. Any prophecies on on Glasgow then?

Graham Readfearn  24:56   Any? Well, while we've been talking about We have the the official press release from at this No joke, the official press release from Angus Taylor his office. It says it says Angus Taylor will attend the opening week of cop 26 to promote Australia as a safe and reliable destination for investment in filling the gaps for investment. Gas, hydrogen and new energy technologies. So what Well, the thing about so Morrison's going to Glasgow, and he's not going with a front loaded 2030 target. He's just going with some projections, even even the projections are way below the kind of 2030 targets that the United States have got the Europe's got that the UK has got. So all I guess he can hope for is to come away unscathed. It will not though I don't think it's going to be a meeting that will deliver us anything that will get us close to what the Paris deal says, which is well below two degrees. There's still a massive gap, the UN released a report when it added up all the pledges that the different countries have put in. And he said, Well, you know, they're still way over two degrees. So it's going to be it's going to be very difficult. But you got to you got to you got to put the effort in you down. And I've just remembered by the way, there was a scene in Paris in the in the podcast. Yeah. When it's the only it's the only light comedian. I shouldn't say this, because no one will listen. It's only like, comedic scene in the whole in the whole of the series. But it's when it's when the Paris deal gets struck. And I go out to a nightclub in the evening, where I meet Dan Ilic. But I also I also get to dance with the with Christiana for Guerrero, who was the president of the cop. We exchanged some some shapes that night. But that that episode is sort of that takes us to the high of Paris and then explains what happened in Australia and what happened to these protocols in the years that went that followed.

Dan Ilic  27:13   Yeah, I love that episode, so much the way you laid that out for that car because it kind of laid out this interesting internal battle amongst Australian politicians, Angus Taylor, and and Bishop Julie Bishop, when they were kind of arguing over whether they should go for a two degree limit or a 1.5 degree limit. And Angus Taylor, of course, is hard right? faction is saying no, no, we're just gonna go for two degree limit. And then Julie Bishop grabbed the microphone and said, We're gonna go for 1.5 degrees and like committed Australia, almost unilaterally. I thought there was a real beautiful moment like, Oh, my God, that's so strange. Wow. We were almost like, you know, it feels like we're part of something usually doing something. Yeah. And then to see us kind of throw that away the weeks after Paris and go, Yeah, we're not gonna actually do anything about about Paris at all. It is it is such a roller coaster ride your podcast is amazing.

Graham Readfearn  28:05   It's why we hired a true true crime. Audio producer from the ABC to actually fully sounds

Dan Ilic  28:12   like it sounds like a true crime Podcast. I'm hooked every step of the way.

Graham Readfearn  28:17   You've got it. It's got this there is drama. It's there. In amongst all the square brackets, and the and the hours and hours of sort of meaningless meetings. There is a there's high drama, these meetings are where the the power base of the world gathers. And I think the moment where we have Penny Wong remembering being in a room in Copenhagen, with Barack Obama, Angela Merkel, and she says to us, I never thought I'd be in a room like this. And what strikes her about it is that the people in this room could do anything that they wanted. They wanted to solve climate change right now. He could do it. And they didn't.

Dan Ilic  28:54   And what are they? What are some Tyler? Oh,

Graham Readfearn  28:58   yeah, yeah, sorry to spoil it for you. Yeah, I'm just catching up with the news from 2009. But yeah. But that those were the moments that we were really looking for, as well in the podcast to kind of get get get the details to prime people. So they know what happens at these meetings, because they are crucial, right? So get them to understand what happens at them, but also to sort of find the anecdotes that keep the drama going and keep the humanity in it. I mean, even even going back to Roger, Bill, Dan, who you mentioned, who was around in the Kyoto period. I mean, you know, he tells us when the meeting had finished, I went back to my hotel, had a bath, drank half a bottle of whiskey. I mean, it's unusual together public servants, sort of giving you that kind of detail. But

Gabbi Bolt  29:43   yeah, I feel like Scott's approaching cop 26 The same way I approached any and all group projects that university which is just kind of like turn up I guess I'm being made to do whatever the other people tell me to do and then walk away and then fail because I didn't actually do anything. thing. But the difference is when I do that repeatedly, I get kicked out of university. And when he does it, it's fine. He gets

Graham Readfearn  30:10   it, he gets to do it the Australian what he gets the Australian. And look can see just is, you know, if if I had a conceit AMITA it would have blown it up. Because that that was it's absolutely astonishing

Dan Ilic  30:25   vigia, I often see your tweets on climate change. Would you ever want to go to a conference of parties? What would you do that?

Vidya Rajan  30:33   Oh my god, um, I feel like I could only go if I was employed as a professional. I could live tweet the event. Like I think I'd like to do that. And just like subtweet everyone, they're walking around. Is that activism? Yeah. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  30:51   yeah,

Dan Ilic  30:52   that's probably sounds simple. It sounds professional.

Vidya Rajan  30:55   Yeah, like a large screen of the tweets to just appear after they've said some things that everyone can like, get your take immediately. It's just

Lewis Hobba  31:03   so like, you'd be almost like doing gogglebox or something.

Vidya Rajan  31:06   Yeah, or like making them into a moderating their performance. Yeah. What were you saying?

Dan Ilic  31:12   I was gonna say, you could actually get that job vigia to work a defect, because that is essentially cop copies a giant Google doc screen in, in like, little in meetings, upon meetings upon meetings. And it's this giant Google doc screen that all the countries are trying to add to and subtract to to get to a final resolution. It's like that's why they spent two weeks like rough two weeks basically working in a group document.

Lewis Hobba  31:35   It's so nice. You're here, Graham, because you're now the you now make to people in the history of the podcast that have been excited about the cop meetings. Yeah, but not the outcomes. But the actual meetings. Yeah, easily. Denzel Dan's eyes light up when he talks about a Google Doc. Yeah. Loves process.

Graham Readfearn  31:50   Yeah, yeah. Well, if you like process, you'll love a cop. But the fun the fun part of the of the Copenhagen episode with with Rod was was how he basically did not run with the process at all, and was trying to run meetings after like through the middle of the night. And then there was there's this moment that he recalls, there's a there's a moment that he recalls when he when he's trying to run this meeting with like India and China and some other countries, I might have got the country's wrong. And the Danes, the Danish Prime Minister, who was chairing the meeting, sort of walks out in India and China are trying to get this whole process to slow down. So they're like looking at him going, oh, yeah, we can solve this now, because there's no chair. So Kevin Rudd says to us on the podcast, he says, Well, I said, Well, my good friend, the Danish Prime Minister has asked me if I will now chair this meeting on his behalf. And he hadn't asked him to do that at all, it was just really making it up, just to try and keep the thing going. So there's process and then there's making stuff up to try and keep the thing on the rails. It was a pretty that's another sort of really interesting moment.

Dan Ilic  32:58   Graham, thank you so much for coming on. And telling us about this podcast is truly an incredible bit of work, having listened to all of it now. It's just it is, if you've never if you want to deeply understand the reason why we are where we are, you could definitely listen to this and you can have a good time listening to it, which is great. It's really entertaining. It's

Graham Readfearn  33:21   it's a five part series. It's on the Guardians full story, podcast feed, each should have its own feed by next week. Please listen and share talk about it's also on Spotify, also on Google podcasts on the house, but it's with Adam Morton, lots of superstars and amazing audio production team.

Dan Ilic  33:38   Is it going to be on Netflix? It sounds like a good.

Graham Readfearn  33:41   Let's talk about it down. Let's make it happen.

Lewis Hobba  33:44   We can Dan can fund it. He's got a lot of money. I mean, yeah,

Graham Readfearn  33:48   you got 26 grand, you're just flying around.

Dan Ilic  33:52   Yeah. I've already spent I've already spent $70,000. I'm gonna pay myself back first, because, well, I've got some bills to pay your debt. Before we go. Gabby bolt, you're going to see us out with a song.

Gabbi Bolt  34:08   Yeah. Now that things are opening back up again, I'd like to just remind us all of the experience that may not be universally shared. In fact, this might be a bit of a nice joke. But I'm back where I'm originally from, which is, you know, the crazy, amazing enriching place of Bathurst. There's restaurants, lots of restaurants that you get dressed up for, and I made I miss restaurants, but more than restaurants. I miss the mysterious figure in the corner of most restaurants, and this is his story.

How many renditions of Matt Colbys brother will make you one To fuck me how many times will I have to say that this next song is for you? Yeah What are the chances that we'd be together in one place that this town employs well dressed Calvin Klein other boys to play

you don't know my name but that's okay to ask. I'll give you a fake. I don't know your name because I don't want to. You're in love lately because I try to be the embodiment of culture. But here is the big Gotcha. If you stripped me of my man bond my stone box in my suede hat on just the same as the next slide. So please don't take away my sixth string about some falsetto.

I will spend half of the evening playin strictly Ed Sheeran repertoire anyone like a bit of time arrives? Because if nothing else, white people request surreally Oh Lenny

I will tell you that I learned guitar purely from my waist to songs and snorting coke. You don't have to know how I went broke paying for a teacher 10 years and I still can't play a fuck barcode. I will see real chill until you get five bucks on my espadrilles you're lucky they weren't my RM Williams I have nailed the art of making easy some sound hard playing Riptide the Lila and a bit somehow I'll still draw the line at break like if you asked me for that song I swear I'll throw up in my mouth I can maybe swing US version of case but from this string come on consoles of course there is

as you guys know I'm self taught

what fucking Bob Dylan up here

what is no one see that I could be the next big since Jeff Buckley. There's a man who appreciated depth. Gonna be fucking famous and then you have to know what my name is. No more restaurant gigs where my art is bad. You will be fucking sorry when I

Lewis Hobba  38:19   feel the punch line coming in.

Dan Ilic  38:22   It was well done. Fantastic. That reminds me my favorite Justin Hazelwood joke and he does this thing where you guys quick Jeff Buckley impression and he's like

Gabbi Bolt  38:35   oh, they're brutal.

Dan Ilic  38:36   Terrible, terrible. That is that is it for irrational fear. Big thank you to geballe vigia Rajon gray and red fin. Louis Hobart. Do you guys have anything to plug?

Vidya Rajan  38:45   Yeah, I guess if you're in Sydney, you can now buy tickets for looking for Alibrandi at Belvoir, which I adopted.

Dan Ilic  38:56   Yes, I would definitely go sit

Vidya Rajan  39:00   next year and it's also coming to Melbourne but those tickets are on sale at the Sydney tickets are on sale.

Lewis Hobba  39:06   Yeah, I'm told what can you give us?

Vidya Rajan  39:09   I'm sure once allowed.

Dan Ilic  39:10   What was it like to work with Marlena Makita I mean, it was pretty hands

Vidya Rajan  39:14   off. But she wrote me a really lovely letter like um, yeah, it was great. She liked she liked a good time.

Dan Ilic  39:23   I had my I had my motion picture debut in Yeah, in in heresay day if you remembered how sad Yes, people doing talks. There's a full shot, a full frame shot of me clapping going in my skull.

Lewis Hobba  39:42   And occasionally, Danna brandy.

Vidya Rajan  39:46   Yeah, that was all done. I'll try and put that in. I

Gabbi Bolt  39:52   enter stage.

Vidya Rajan  39:56   Yeah, like that. Like that. Like someone walks on like you

Dan Ilic  40:01   Speaking of sequels we don't need that's great, Vijay. Congratulations, Gabby. Do you want to plug anything?

Gabbi Bolt  40:08   Yeah, I have a comedy show. Finally, in Sydney from the 16th to the 18th of December. It's called I hope my keyboard doesn't break and I've accidentally Macbeth myself with the title because now that I've called it that I have a feeling everything will break i a microphone today. So yeah, tickets are on sale for that through laugh at a lockdown.com.au. And also, yeah, because of the Moosehead award. I'll be taking that same shirt and Melbourne Comedy Festival.

Dan Ilic  40:32   Yes. Me picking up. Done.

Gabbi Bolt  40:35   Thank you, Lewis.

Dan Ilic  40:37   How about you anything like

Lewis Hobba  40:38   peace and love? You know that our friendship Graham.

Graham Readfearn  40:42   I've done this podcast and that's called Australia. It's on the full story podcast feed on the guardian. I also write a weekly column for The Guardian called temperature check where I do fact checks on climate stuff that silly people saying sometimes not silly people say so I do a bit of that. But please, everybody read The Guardian. It's great. It's free to

Dan Ilic  41:02   big thank you to the birther foundation rode mics Jacob round on the Tepanyaki timeline. Big thanks to everyone in our Discord big, big thank you to everyone who chipped in to Joe keeper. We're going to be having some fun with that over the next six months. So thank you so much. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Oh, next week. The next sick episode two of Julie's MIROS asked who cares is coming out. So we'll be kind of grilling me taking a break next week. But Jay Z will take care of you next week. So thank you very much. We'll see you next time. Bye. Oh,

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Joining us on A Rational Fear this week are fearmongers:

Harry Jun  (One Of The Good Ones) Alex Jae (Laugh Out Of Lockdown) Dylan Behan and Dan Ilic

We talk about Billboards, Australia being a bad actor on the world stage, meddling with the IPCC reports, prosthetic limbs to be used for COVD19 injections, Squid Game in China, and Donald Trump's new social media platform.

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Dan Ilic  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation. Good evening not Louis Dylan good eye Dylan

Dylan Behan  0:07   where's where's Louis at? Is he at one of those triple Triple J parties hanging out with Amy shark is he's too well, we got to make her we got to be at the comedy coalface while he's off partying. You said that last week? Yeah,

Dan Ilic  0:19   that's what he's that's what he's doing this week. He's offered parties because he's got the week. He's actually holding holidays probably with Amy shark. His girlfriend Amy shark.

Dylan Behan  0:30   Puppy not giving him paid leave is doesn't deserve it.

Dan Ilic  0:34   He is away on leave this week, but it's okay. We've got home Brian Lewis. That is Dylan Bane. Welcome Dylan Bane.

Dylan Behan  0:40   Yes, normally hobo Paul Shaffer an irrational fear today I'm hobo Louis harbor.

Dan Ilic  0:44   How about Louis, how about well, man, I've had an absolutely massive week in the out of home buying billboard media. We're talking about it a little bit later on. I'm recording my end of irrational feet on gadigal land and the ordination. sovereignty was never stated. We did a trade eight Let's start the show.

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Dan Ilic  1:12   Tonight New Zealand's official wizard lost his job turns out he got fired after developing a few bad habits and invited me Joyce and system nationals won't be pressured into backing and net zero target by 2050. Saying Nobody puts us man babies in the corner. And with Halloween just around the corner. party goers wishing to dress up as Matt Canavan urged to not go in cold face. It's the 21st of October, and we've committed net zero billboards by 2030. This is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former editor of The Sydney Morning Herald Daniel and this is the show that fights fire with fire which turns out to make things a whole lot worse. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. Our first guest is one half of the ladies guide to dude cinema podcast. Timeout magazine calls her self deprecating and irresistibly likeable. Well let's say that it's Alex Jay.

Alex Jae  2:18   Hello, I suck but I'm really nice. They go Oh, well, it's so good.

Dan Ilic  2:24   After 100 over 100 days of trying to quell his students in zoom meetings are next fear monger has battled his way back into face to face combat in the real life classroom of life. It is comedian and teacher harijan

Harry Jun  2:37   hey, yeah, and I'm coming out swinging detentions for everybody.

Dan Ilic  2:42   What are you doing to prepare to code go back to the classroom Perry?

Harry Jun  2:45   Oh, lots of drinking. But that's pre class.

Dan Ilic  2:47   I think that's an idea of what I'm looking

Harry Jun  2:51   forward to is going face to face with the kids that have been mucking around over zoom. Just like you know, they just like being at the zoo and poking a tiger and not realizing that the zookeepers gonna stroll in and open the cage so

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Dan Ilic  4:03   Hey, guys, in this week's first few it has been quite awake. Last week, we spoke about what would happen in New York City when we put up billboards. And I'd actually didn't believe it would happen. I don't know if you saw it at 945. A whole bunch of billboards went up in New York City shaming the Australian government action on lack of action on climate change. We did that there was all of us. So thank you very much for chipping in to make that happen. It's kind like a space launch. Like you just do a countdown to 945 and just kind of hope that it appeared on the webcam. It was a really exciting period.

Alex Jae  4:40   It's just crazy. Congratulations. That's amazing.

Harry Jun  4:43   You must be so stoked.

Dylan Behan  4:46   Also, congratulations for getting every Ozzie I know in New York together in one place to look at my social media was full of it. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  4:55   Did you see a lot of Australians like in on social media Yeah.

Dylan Behan  5:00   Ron, I know he lives in New York all my friends were down there. Admittedly, they're all TV people who probably know you too. But, but yeah, my feed was full of amazing footage from Times Square. It looked incredible.

Dan Ilic  5:10   Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. It's so good. It's so good. And now my friend Russell Crowe tweeted and said, I should get on Jake Tapper saying Jake Tapper, his producer reached out. It's like, Hey, you want to go on the show? And right? Yeah, show us thanks, Russell.

Dylan Behan  5:32   Don't forget Studio 10 dan, that was an even bigger privilege and I'm sure yeah, that's

Dan Ilic  5:37   it last Monday. Yeah, they had me on and then you know, by Ryan was hosting and he's obviously a big climate denier. It was really funny experience. Like it was really funny spirits calling like God calling into the studio 10 of his own. And all the technical directors and the producers were like, Oh, hey, Dan. It's great to have you on it's such an amazing thing that happened. Oh my god, that was incredible. It's so good to have you. And then it's like how Aidan Yes, it's the technical director here just incredible effort in new and senior mana. And then like by ride is like, yeah, mate. But if we're gonna if we're if they're gonna buy a call, we're gonna sell it. How come you're not in China doing it? Right? How can India testing on you in India and China protesting about it might well, yeah, and see, you don't say people in China protesting do yeah. And there's a good reason for that.

Harry Jun  6:37   You could generate so much electricity just from the wind that just the wash that went over his head?

Dan Ilic  6:43   Oh, man, it was wild. And yeah, it was just one of those weird things where it was two guys who weigh out of their depths on the issue. Anyway, it was great. Anyway, billboards aside, this is a reason why we did it to shame the Australian Government into action. And 945. At that point, Scott Morrison wasn't going to go to Glasgow by 245. He put out an announcement saying, Yes, he was going to Glasgow. Let's have a quick listen to that.

Unknown Speaker  7:11   first of those is overnight, I confirmed my attendance at the Glasgow summit, which I'm looking forward to attending. It's an important event.

Dan Ilic  7:19   Now that's bullshit, he would have confirmed that 1055 All right. Well, the reason why we put out these billboards was to kind of shame the Australian Government and the lack of climate action. And there was this incredible article that came out today to say that senior government officials and lobbyists have been in the IPCC trying to change the way language is written in the agreement, or, or, or references in the IPCC final text. A senior government official rejected, largely the uncontroversial conclusion that most important steps to reduce greenhouse gas was to phase out coal fired power. The Australia also asked the IPCC scientists to delete a reference to analysis of the role played by fossil fuel lobbyists and watering down climate action. And then this is a lovely bit of language that said Australian officials tried to water down language around the Green Climate funds, which is a gigantic fund where poor nations take money out of to kind of mitigate the risk against against you know, climate disasters to say oh yeah, there's other ways you can mitigate you don't need a fund to mitigate Oh my god, this is crazy. This is this is like evil villain shit going on right here and it doesn't surprise you at all that Australia is doing this fear mongers.

Harry Jun  8:33   No Look, do you know what it reminds me of when I was in uni and I had a group assignment with one other dude. And it was a 6000 word essay and I wrote the whole fucking thing. And then the night before he comes in is like all I've got a couple additions and I want to I want you to edit and delete some stuff. It's like, you weren't here the entire time. What he told me they can't take credit for this. You started a bit, James, I hope you're listening. I fucking hate you, man.

Alex Jae  8:59   James, fuck you.

Dan Ilic  9:02   James dad just did just James didn't work. A defect is that way.

Dylan Behan  9:07   So Australia is basically trying to walk water down the memo of the conference or just the conference. Generally,

Dan Ilic  9:14   there are a few bad actors. So Saudi Arabia, yeah, Australia and Japan. They're the three major companies that are trying to throw lobbyists at the situation.

Dylan Behan  9:22   Have they done this at other conferences? Does Australia turn up at like the anti child trafficking conference? Can we have more child trafficking in this memorandum? Can we push like, what the

Alex Jae  9:34   hell I'm not surprised that we're downplaying this at all because I think being like downplaying things is in Australia's blood. Like my dad is Australia, right? And his favorite thing is downplaying how much money he puts into the pokies to my mum, everything in our blood, do you know what I mean?

Dylan Behan  9:55   It's not just those countries down I was reading the article and supposedly Argentina has taken offense at the word Meatless Monday

Harry Jun  10:05   oh how it's alliteration guys

Dylan Behan  10:08   know that what's next going to be gets Taco Tuesday

Alex Jae  10:11   What? Never but that

Dan Ilic  10:13   is funny Argentina the one of the world's biggest exporters of beef and the gauchos Do they have a Gaucho as president? Is that is that there is that their problem there?

Dylan Behan  10:24   No idea what you're talking about. Listen

Alex Jae  10:28   to me you take this one doing

Dylan Behan  10:32   I know all I know is this steely? Dan album Gaucho.

Dan Ilic  10:36   Gaucho is an Argentinian cowboy.

Harry Jun  10:39   Oh, I thought you were saying gout like the medical condition show and I was like the amount of rot they've got there's probably a lot of gaps

Alex Jae  10:47   in your reality TV Yeah.

Harry Jun  10:49   Yeah, sure. That sounds sick. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  10:52   Yeah, after a glass of red wine I also have a Gaucho it's not pleasant, irrational fear.

Unknown Speaker  10:57   Russia, India and China accounted for 40% of global emissions. Do you think there'll be similar people in your position in those nations or the EU? You know, maybe for those nations a rational fear

Dan Ilic  11:09   this way second fear. The fidgets spinners prosthetic arms are all the rage on a Facebook group called Victoria sell your stuff? Matt posted this ad prosthetic arm left or right using this for COVID vaccinations best water under a winter jacket to disguise your good arm available in various skin colors registered express delivery what is going on here is there now an arms race amongst anti vaxxers

Harry Jun  11:36   gerawan I I looked at the prize very curious 15 out of box like that's pretty much money yeah, and you know we say like when things are expensive it costs an arm and a leg but now I know exactly how much

Alex Jae  11:53   I reckon was having or whatever that guy's name is Roger or whatever for a Melbourne I think he's just I can just someone just like super overestimated how many people will suddenly want to like experiment with rubber fists during lockdown? Yeah, he's got like, he's got a huge surplus of everything.

Dylan Behan  12:11   What if it does turn into an arms race? What if so many people antivaxxers were prosthetic arms that then everyone has to get the injections in that bomb? And then what if everyone was like bombs? That's just we're all just it's just going to turn into Dirk diggler territory. Basically.

Dan Ilic  12:26   It's a slippery slope. It's a slippery slope. I love this. This is actually from mentone educational.com.au. They're a Melbourne based company. You can actually buy this if you work in a hospital training facility. And here's that here's the description. the realism of this advanced Veni puncture and injection is truly amazing. The soft flexible fingers are molded separately with extreme attention paid to every detail right down to the fingerprints. Flexi on of the wrist helps students maintain manipulation skills. They're replaceable skin rolls is the veins of palpated and discernible pop is felt when entering the veins well

Alex Jae  13:07   my second theory absolutely stands that is a product restriction for a rabid fist have ever seen one and I've seen many obviously

Dan Ilic  13:16   it says under normal use hundreds and hundreds of injections may be performed before the veins or skin need to be replaced complete replacement kits are available is used and a five year warranty This is great news for junkies

Harry Jun  13:28   yeah yeah you got to get the practice in it's about you know refining the chops get that aim up I can't believe I what I really liked was he stressed that it's available in various skin colors like when we're fighting for diversity and representation I'm not sure this is exactly what we were looking for all the different skins are

Alex Jae  13:51   frontline

Dan Ilic  13:52   Yeah, I really enjoyed that too. was what is right it says like the initial description is um beige also available in dark skin

Alex Jae  14:05   I live like somewhere on the ad it says like like recommended that you wear like a long winter jacket to like hide it from the nurse and I can't remember the last time I got an injection through a jacket.

Harry Jun  14:18   Yeah. hold you down and

Alex Jae  14:24   eventually bloody cashmere is killing

Dan Ilic  14:28   the ad said the headset to do that to to hide your good arm. Why are you hiding a good arm? Should we die?

Harry Jun  14:36   Do you know what would have been a better than they should have sold? Like a really oversized coat and then a full mannequin that sits on top of your shoulder like this? Yeah, you know what I mean? Like that's, that's more effective.

Dan Ilic  14:50   You took about two little kids on top of it. Yeah. And the one below is the one that's already got the vaccines. There's also a bit of a story going around about on on Instagram there are these fake digital vaccine certificates that can be loaded onto your digital wallet that have been advertised on Instagram, from a cut from a company called fake card au. This sounds like a pretty good racket like for a 10 year old who knows how to use Photoshop? Is this what the new is the new idea to get into the bar is it

Harry Jun  15:27   just I was so disappointed in the preview of the on the actual ad it look like it was done in Microsoft Paint or even the Instagram story tool? Yeah, I couldn't have done that you're trying to sell a product, but make it look good.

Alex Jae  15:42   It's just got like stickers on it. Instagram font to

Harry Jun  15:47   handle like

Dylan Behan  15:51   hard to believe Instagram, promoting something unhealthy.

Alex Jae  15:59   body image issues come from. I just like to say Nice try, because that has nothing on the forgery I used to do with my mom's signature in your tend to get off. So classy. Yeah, I've got some notes. Yeah.

Harry Jun  16:16   Did you ever do that? I would get a pen that was a bit out of ink. And then like kind of like scratch a bit, gentlemen, like, genius. It's about the little embellishments that Yeah,

Alex Jae  16:29   make it authentic

Dan Ilic  16:30   hesitate. Do you say your fair share of forged signatures?

Harry Jun  16:34   Honestly, I reckon I've approved 99% of the four signatures like Jonah, I don't even share

Alex Jae  16:44   a fallible system.

Harry Jun  16:45   I mean, the whole point is you have to see the first actual authentic parents signature to be like, that's what it looks like. But we're taught I teach like 200 kids a year, whatever. I'm not going to be going back to my file, like Oh, the L is a bit curlier than normal. Now going on the Easter show, mate,

Dan Ilic  17:01   Mr. Johnson, I have some queries about your signature that was developed over the last three years. Exactly. A friend

Dylan Behan  17:07   of mine in school, learned to forge the teacher's signature perfectly, and then would add in his sick notes with the teacher signature. And the teacher would never know.

Harry Jun  17:19   Yeah, that's a step beyond Yes. So Instagram, whoever's making those certificates, you got to step it

Dan Ilic  17:24   up, and that man now is Christian quarter.

Dylan Behan  17:30   Allegedly,

Unknown Speaker  17:32   allegedly. When the Prime Minister arrives in Glasgow in a fortnight's time, will he tell the meeting electric vehicles within the weekend? batteries to store renewable energy are as useful as the big banana and the big prawn. And renewable energy targets are nuts. It's just simply not many eyes on

Unknown Speaker  17:53   my left morphia is rational this week's

Dan Ilic  17:55   30 year Netflix grid game is a hit in China but here's the problem Netflix is banned in China How the hell is Netflix taking off in China Harry john I just

Harry Jun  18:09   love I love the fact that a show that's so transparent about criticizing capitalism is just hit the biggest business booming in China and they're like oh my God, we hate capitalism but let's fuckin make some money boys like fired up. And I feel like I did read the article it said that the government's really upset that people were you know, circling around their little firewall there and they're trying to take some kind of action against that piracy and I can think of one really entertaining way they could do that. Like just you know, rally them all up in a room that's it like and the reward can be a lifelong subscription to any VPN of your choice like

Dan Ilic  18:55   I you saying that China's already doing this in shinjang province

Harry Jun  19:02   Come on. Yeah, they know this shit.

Dan Ilic  19:04   I think it's so funny because the article goes on to say that if it was actually legal in China it would be completely ripped apart by sensors Yeah, since the sensors like strip screwed game have any meaning whatsoever. Yeah.

Alex Jae  19:22   It's just a nice show about friendship. Really? Yeah,

Harry Jun  19:25   models they play marbles and then he goes on a camp and as far

Alex Jae  19:29   as I love has a lovely time. I have to say guys, I'm so sorry. This is really embarrassing, but I do I do know how China has been watching square game. What happened was, it was actually made China and I used to date for a while and I gave my Netflix love. Totally forgot and I'm so embarrassed

Harry Jun  19:49   Alex. You know how? I know once

Alex Jae  19:54   you move on, you just want to forget And anyway,

Dan Ilic  19:58   you know how it is dating. billion people and then

Alex Jae  20:03   like this admin you have to go through after it is too much too much

Dylan Behan  20:08   I understand why it's popular in China though because all the characters are in debt right? This is the thing this is why they're all in the battle royale type thing. Well of course everyone in China is going to relate to this they've all lost all their money to this real estate company. evergrande

Dan Ilic  20:25   Yeah, yeah, this is the list of the story of high highly good well to do Chinese people they're worried

Harry Jun  20:33   that they'll think it's a documentary and it's well over

Alex Jae  20:38   right in this

Dylan Behan  20:40   I just named one of the main characters the boss character looking like Winnie the Pooh and then everyone

Dan Ilic  20:47   and finally to say is that Donald Trump is set to launch his new social media network is called truth social fear mongers what is one feature you'd like to see on truth social.

Alex Jae  21:00   I would like to see him just go full ball on truth social and just make it an only fans and I'm not proud to admit this but I would pay for that I would absolutely paid for that.

Dan Ilic  21:13   But if it was, it was Trump it would be called only 10s

Dylan Behan  21:19   Trump said one of the reasons he's setting up the social media platform is because the Taliban is all over Twitter so I think what he needs to do is get the Taliban on truth social

Dan Ilic  21:31   media even though they've got a community they can move right over

Dylan Behan  21:34   Yeah, but I did read that they're actually this is the first step he is going to be launching a subscription video on demand service so I reckon we get irrational fear on there What do you reckon

Dan Ilic  21:47   this cuz we're being silenced. We're being silenced. I can tell you how we've been times you know, I tried to put a billboard in Times Square with the rational field logo on it and they said yes

Alex Jae  21:59   cancel cancel culture is going to

Dan Ilic  22:03   they said we could only do it for 10 minutes I said I wanted an hour

Alex Jae  22:07   like we need more money like I don't have it I'm being silenced

Dan Ilic  22:11   yeah that's that's how America works. I looked into the privacy terms and conditions and that the bottom there is a address Can you guess what town truth social is going to be based out of? Florida? Bay Palm Beach Florida. Nailed it. Yeah,

Alex Jae  22:32   that's awesome. Everyone over 60 and no one under

Dan Ilic  22:38   it is destined for just boom it's it's just it's there it's ready ready to go just move the demographic over.

Dylan Behan  22:44   Well, given how good they are qR coding they'll be all over how to put this on their smartphones surely.

Dan Ilic  22:51   That is it for rational fear this week. It's a short one, but a good one big thank you to Harry john, Alex J. and Dylan Bane. What would you like to plug

Dylan Behan  22:59   news fighters or news fox news? news fighters, not fighters, some people. My podcast I was going to cover Christian Porter this week, but I don't want to get sued for defamation. So tune in. For all the latest on Melrose Melbourne's Freedom Day which is happening Friday tomorrow.

Dan Ilic  23:17   Excellent. harried you don't like anything?

Harry Jun  23:19   Yeah, I am doing a show a comedy show for FBI radio called the past notes, which is a school based comedy show where I interview guests sharing juicy stories about school and I've also got a stand up comedy show on the fourth, fifth and sixth of November. You can find all that if you look up Harry Jordan comedy, J un or get on all socials.

Dan Ilic  23:41   Excellent and now how is that how's that that comedy show on FBI going he's got a pretty good pretty good convener yeah yeah

Harry Jun  23:48   he's he's great he's pretty famous Russell Crowe knows him it's I'm hoping to get in exchange

Alex Jae  23:56   or a blog or anything I Yes, I've got a podcast called the ladies guide to do cinema that I co host with back childhood we watch all the movies that do to have told us we have to see and I've also got a comedy shows coming out for the same festival Harry's in the life out of lockdown festival I'm on the 11th 12th and 13th of November with Daniel towns and Luke ag

Dan Ilic  24:16   ah excellent painful on that one up anybody good Hey, and I want to plug something to please go to Apple podcasts and leave us a review we we had we had Joe Hildebrand on last week. We made fun of him to his face for half an hour but a lot of people who don't normally listen this podcast listened in and really complained about Would you like me to read what out because they faster faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster. When it gets to three star, the Hildebrand circle jerk. And then it goes to one Star News Corp paid comedy. You have Joe Teeth scrubber on your show. You're the teat of News Corp all caps, but also ergy Yeah, we say rude words, but we are live voting Corp shill rats. If I could vote, I would vote. News Corp rats mouth and you might get a good rating daddy Rupert spend money on you? Yeah, one star that was from a guy called Greg's penis.

Alex Jae  25:24   That is a perfect one star review. I love that. It's nonsensical. It looks like there was a lot of quotation. Just beautiful.

Dan Ilic  25:32   I mean, I'm pretty sure Greg's penis has already signed up to truth social so there's never gonna be logging on to go to Apple podcasts and give us a review. If you regularly listen this show we'd love to hear from you. And also a big thank you to all of our new Patreon supporters. We've got 15 more we lost five last week. I think Jeff caught it because of Joe said some some good turnover and abatement Sean g Russell Wyden Kerry James hiring a deal and Debbie Jeffrey Jody Fitzgerald, Mary joy Roy, Amber rubber D'Ambra, Karen advertsing, john sharp and Luanne Cotta, Michelle Dinah Fannie Fitch, Alex tight and Trudy council A big thanks to red Mike's and the birth of foundation and of course Jake brown on the tepanyaki timeline. Big thanks to you my fear mongers appreciate you joining us for irrational fear tonight.

Harry Jun  26:24   Thanks for having us.

Dan Ilic  26:26   Until next week, there's always something to be scared off.

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This week’s fearmongers: Dane Simpson, Angela Lavoipierre, Lewis Hobba, and Dan Ilic (me).

We talk about the ins and outs of out-of-home media buying in the USA, ICAC, anti-vaxers trying to claim segregation — and we spend a good 40 minutes trying to understand why News Corp is trying to save the world with the promotion of climate action, when they’ve been such a malignant force for successive governments implementing meaningful climate policy for so long. To help us break it down we speak with the Editor at Large at the Daily Telegraph — Joe Hildebrand.

This podcast episode is best described as … chaotic good.

Hope you enjoy, let us know what you think in an Apple Podcasts review.

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Bertha Announcement  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation.

Dan Ilic  0:04   Good evening Lewis. How are you? I'm

Lewis Hobba  0:05   really good, Dan. Yeah, great.

Dan Ilic  0:08   Is there anything happening interesting happening in your world? You know, anything?

Lewis Hobba  0:11   Well, I mean, I'm free. We're, we're afraid and we're day four into freedom. I'm sitting here right now in the Sydney suburb of Surry Hills, and air on all houses around me are parties. Now I don't know exactly how many people are there. I can't say for sure it's under 10. But it is it's, it's kicking off.

Dan Ilic  0:31   Hang on a second. Is this why we're recording one hour earlier? So you can go to a party at

Lewis Hobba  0:36   100% 100% dead. I've been in lockdown for 109 days and so have you if you think no, going out every night this week. You're an idiot.

Dan Ilic  0:47   I'm dedicated to my audience. Man, I gotta get this podcast out. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on gadigal land in the eora nation sovereignty was never seated. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

Unknown Speaker  0:57   A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks cambro COMM And section body or rational view recommended listening might emerge your audience.

Dan Ilic  1:10   Tonight experts claim that news cops new green campaign is just manipulating its audience use cope says it's all part of their gaslit recovery. And Peter Dutton cancels a morning team for LGBT IQ. I defend stuff angering officials, we have too many events already done and explained, including a brunch for African gang awareness. And New South Wales has reached Freedom Day with its residents relishing the opportunity to start spreading COVID again, it's the 15th of October and we're going to Broadway baby this is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former premier of New South Wales Dan Ilic. And this is the show that laughs at doing it. You're doing your own research. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She is a woman who in her professional life has to deal with members of the public calling her just another clown from the ABC. But Joke's on her because in her private life, she's a trained clown. It's Angela huapi. Air. Hello, and

Unknown Speaker  2:18   what a warm welcome

Dan Ilic  2:23   to honk the horn or something What's going on?

Ange Lavoipierre  2:26   I'm always honking the horn in my brain. And if you can't hear it, it's because you're not listening closely enough. Yeah, yeah, I'm Beloved. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  2:35   And he is a proud military man who has made dad jokes. He's stuck in trade. I'd get into pull my finger if I could, but he's in Walker Walker. It's Dane Simpson. Hey,

Unknown Speaker  2:42   I'm an untrained clown by the way so

Ange Lavoipierre  2:52   much more dangerous.

Dan Ilic  2:54   You don't need any accreditation to do this job. Let me tell you, Dane, what a great couple of years you've had you like get like skyrocketing up on the on the comedy charts in Australia.

Unknown Speaker  3:03   Yeah, it's been crazy. I love it. I'm loving every part of it. Everybody's getting around having a mad laugh at some of the silliness of my family, particularly my dad. And also he thinks he's a superstar now because he's he said my jokes. And so he's always he comes to my shows and he always ends it with if you think that's funny, come and see the real thing and he's

Dan Ilic  3:32   and he's a man for legal reasons, has nothing to do with his podcast is merely here as a guest every week. It's Louis helma.

Lewis Hobba  3:39   Yes, it's me Lewis. How about the ghost that haunts irrational fear.

Dan Ilic  3:45   Coming up, we speak cwis News. kobs most progressive Lieutenant Joe Hildebrand about just how he's rupert murdoch saving the planet. But first here is a message from this week's sponsor. This Sunday, it's the biggest decision in Australian climate politics history, bigger than starting the emissions trading scheme bigger than axing the emissions trading scheme bigger than implementing their renewable energy targets bigger than canceling the renewable energy targets bigger than creating the Department of climate change bigger than dismantling the Department of climate change bigger than starting a mining super profits tax they get an ending of mining super profits tax bigger than setting a sunset date for old coal plants bigger than trying to use taxes to keep those old coal plants alive you get in the High Court ruling any environment minister has a duty of care to Australia's children bigger than the environment Mr. Saying fuck you High Court I'll kill those children if I want to. Here's three new coal mines much, much much bigger, much much bigger than the size of the barrels the Nets get their pork in this Sunday, the National Party will gather to vote on whether or not to agree on. net zero by 2050. Like the rest of the fucking world will the National Party dare to do the bare fucking minimum for once? Or will they do whatever their mining donors want to help them stay in power for another 36 months and ruin the entire fucking planet for you? Every one for ever. This Sunday a decision bigger than Barnaby sperm count the national party room showdown a donation will buy your whole seat but you'll only need the edge. There ain't no party like a national party because the national parties don't adopt new policies. Really looking forward to Sunday though what are you guys ready You guys excited about Sunday? That is really funny.

Ange Lavoipierre  5:27   As a journalist, I have been previewing this moment for the last 10 years of my career about to happen is about to happen is about to happen. So I'm really looking forward to finally being right.

Dan Ilic  5:41   This week's first well this week's first view let's get stuck into it we made it a Broadway baby billboards I got to Time Square. Now to two weeks folks is a long time in podcasting last week we had a special edition of the podcast with Julie's amuro I don't think two weeks ago we were actually going to go to Broadway Louis Can you remember with what was happening two weeks ago I don't think we actually were talking about it absolutely

Lewis Hobba  6:04   not. I couldn't even dream of going to Kmart on Broadway shopping center I was so far away from from Broadway and what because you and I talked about it after the podcast two weeks ago like we should get on Time Square and then you sent me a message today like we get we will never be able to afford that and I don't quite know how you have

Dan Ilic  6:24   well it's been amazing because we have 1800 people chip in so much money now we've got about 150,000 in the Indiegogo and what's incredible is I reached out to a contact of from mine at fusion when I used to work in America and I said you guys know anyone Do you know anyone that buys ad space and in Times Square? And she said he sent me back his contact and this woman has done the most incredible deal guess how much it costs for an hour on the biggest billboard in Times Square anyone? grant

Lewis Hobba  6:57   prices I love that

Unknown Speaker  6:59   like you know if it was me, I'd be handing out flyers you know, like I'm still stuck in that age that that's what got me brah

Lewis Hobba  7:09   How much does it cost to advertise on Darryl McGuire's clay shooting facility in walga

Unknown Speaker  7:17   I bought my house for like a shilling you know right like it's crazy prices here welcome

Dan Ilic  7:24   shilling That is great. What is that in metric?

Unknown Speaker  7:31   I feel like I've got to do the math in my head you know when you're watching squid game and you need to do the math in your head how much the money they're making Yeah,

Dan Ilic  7:39   on on squid game I really appreciate that when you type into Google How much is it? Yeah automatically feels 25 million won in in Australian dollars. Oh yeah, Google knows these questions are coming. Yeah, so it costs it costs for an hour $100,000 so I couldn't afford an hour also I'm like financing this out of my own tax money that I have saved and my own house deposit. So I'm hoping I'm just hoping the Indiegogo arrives in three weeks so it's what we've done is we've bought 10 minutes of of screen time doesn't make sense on square How did you like

Unknown Speaker  8:19   you can't go to a supermarket and go now I just want one slice of bread like how'd you do 10 minutes This is crazy.

Dan Ilic  8:29   It's exactly like that time because time on advertising is like a fruit shop the longer it like sits on the shelf it starts to go off so the prices go down and down and down and if you book like pretty if you want like a spot tomorrow it's cheaper than if you book like three months in advance

Unknown Speaker  8:43   is here's what you don't know is my show didgeridoos he flashed up for one second and that cost me $1,000 It cost me a house cost me a walker Walker house

Lewis Hobba  8:54   Oh my god you're selling a lot of tickets in New York

Dan Ilic  8:57   how many shillings is that

Ange Lavoipierre  8:58   the I feel like then once you've run down the piggy bank a bit you could move into subliminal advertising and just

Dan Ilic  9:06   I should I should have done that. I should have done that anyway we've been getting some great press from all around the world. I was in the Daily Mail this week but my favorite stories from

Unknown Speaker  9:16   you said I've been getting a great press and then you went on to say Daily Mail which is

Dan Ilic  9:24   well I was so excited because in the in the title for the Daily Mail actually use my name they said Dan Ilic did this usually they just say some bloke did this going up I've like gone up a level

Ange Lavoipierre  9:34   you also got promoted to being controversial comedian, I noticed

Dan Ilic  9:39   is nothing more controversial than buying out of Home media space. That is that is very controversial. You know, no one's doing billboards anymore. Yeah, my favorite bit of press though came from pod save the world. We're on pod save the world this week. I'll play the clip and yes, there's a Obama's White House. Ben Rhodes and I will extremely good friends. As you can tell, by the way he pronounces my name.

Unknown Speaker  10:03   I got this buddy in Australia is going to Dan Ilic. Forgive me, Dan if I if I just butchered your last name, but Dan's a hilarious guy, and he hosts a podcast called rational fear where we got. So he reached out to me after one of our Australia said, No, no, he's the guy that put the plaque near the McDonald's, where Scott Morrison, the prime minister was alleged to have, you know, shot himself. And so he said, the latest thing that a bunch of Australians have done and I think there's overlapping circles with Australian world owes is they started like this kind of crowdfunded effort to just take out billboards in like places like Times Square, just like whacking Scott Morrison for his climate record, or like at a Glasgow in you know, just internationally pressuring the guy. So it's like that this has evolved from the plaque at the McDonald's to like a billboard in Times Square. It's it's a good thru line. What's your buddy's name again? Dan? I like okay, Dan.

Unknown Speaker  11:02   We're doing this in real time. We're building the coalition Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  11:08   Very positive the world view of the world I would be thrilled to work with him. Yeah. With scammers or murder. Yeah. Or any British

Dan Ilic  11:17   listeners want to wanna have some fun with Boris Johnson I say yeah, yeah, my name is Dan I like it's good to be running the show today.

Ange Lavoipierre  11:26   I think it's probably better actually.

Unknown Speaker  11:30   Yeah, it couldn't be worse it could have been I licked in so you're

Dan Ilic  11:36   yeah well, when I used to do kind of Lewis and I used to work on kind of worms and when we did that dico used to call me Danny lick and yeah, it was so anyway, so tonight well actually the billboards are going to be coming out actually before this publishes so for folks on the stream you're about to see the world exclusive of what the billboard in Times Square looks like. So are you guys ready to say this with us? Yeah. All right, here we go. So what we've got is we've got our a classic Australia net zero by 2300. This has got a bouncing kangaroo with flames on fire. It's incredible animation. That's going to be take up a whole city block in New York City. We've also got a great Australian government against humanity. AD, which is great, including to to flop This is during a deadly pandemic former commission to fix the problem by building a gas pipeline. And then the next flop says as carbon emissions reach forward in 16 parts per million the most urgent thing to do is approved for new coal mines in one month. On one of the corner billboards we've got a ad for a fake Comic Con, but instead of Comic Con, we've gone with Cali con, its special guest Matt Canavan, winner of best called cosplay 2020 and on the other side we've got a missing persons ad. Morrison last seen doing nothing answers to scomo and mykolaiv the chaser have have authored a billboard as well they sent me some artwork, which is this one called a file dump goes to Glasgow and you may have seen you may have seen this floating around people have been tagging him in tagging me in it all week it is this ad from Shaun Marsh visit Australia we're rich in sunshine wind and climate denial which is great so there you go. That's that's what some that's what's coming down the line so the biggest billboard in New York City that's fantastic you

Lewis Hobba  13:33   need to just film it for the 10 minutes and then put it on loop on YouTube so it looked like it was for an hour

Dan Ilic  13:41   well it's gonna be a three minute 20 loop people will be able to say it three times All right, let's get into the second fear I CAG vs ibac and what are some of the greatest hits of ik

Ange Lavoipierre  13:53   Ah, there's too many dimensions this is the thing I've been very effective over the years so in case anyone at all ever missed it, which just seems so distinctly unlikely but here we go. So Gladys berejiklian of course had to resign earlier this month and that was because we found out she was being investigated over the famed clay pigeon target establishment in walga Dane Simpson represent and so now that associations there forever now I'm so sorry Dane don't

Unknown Speaker  14:27   but it's it's actually well known that if you date anyone from woolgoolga we will take you down with us we do not go down if we are ever in trouble we are like your comment your comment this flame this ball of flames is now bigger with you people it's brilliant

Dan Ilic  14:45   Dana sorry and Stan had don't have you been to the walker Walker clay pigeon center. What's it No, no, I've

Lewis Hobba  14:50   never been it's just for international High Roller here. It was really expensive.

Ange Lavoipierre  14:53   It's really it's it's really well fitted out. There's like there's a little fountain like it's Should

Unknown Speaker  15:01   you also you introduce me as an Aboriginal man What do you think I'm going to be welcome at this clay pigeon place if anything it's dangerous for me to go like they might mistake click clay pigeon for me you know they like I'm hearing clear of this place now what

Lewis Hobba  15:16   welcome Olga means place at many pigeons

Unknown Speaker  15:20   It is a place of many crows is what they sort of have been building their foundations on in Walker Walker for such a long time now but one of the one of the elders from this way uncle Stan grant SR which is obviously staying grants dad has been talking about this for so long that Walker Walker means place of many dance or to dance intoxicated Lee with the spirits which is so so cool but what I find funny is that he put this out there I don't I don't use stories and this is only recent in the past like three or four years and somebody in the comments on the newspaper actually wrote you can't just come in and change tradition and blowing my mind

Lewis Hobba  16:09   Yeah, I will thank you for that correction I've been I've been I've been shooting my mouth off about place for many crows for a long time I've been wrong for a long time so apologies to all the people

Unknown Speaker  16:18   everyone has even on the walker City Council's like boards memos and stuff it's got like a little crow that's the logo so it's it's a it's something that's deep embedded in the walker Walker culture so it's only just recently that uncle Stan grants been August and grants been talking about it for a while, but it's only been adopted and starting to change in the last couple of years which is us hoping

Ange Lavoipierre  16:41   it comes up at AIPAC so there is I really think that that would be well here's my thing. Okay, so I have reached the conclusion that no one gives a shit about corruption allegations, like correct me if I'm wrong, but I am yet to find anyone who truly gives like an emotional shit I'm not talking about like, Oh, you know the story about the resignation or like getting to like re talk about Gladys and Darrell which, you know, is wonderful fodder for FM radio. You know, I'm talking about actually caring about alleged corruption. No one minds the main headline here so here we go. It's gonna blow you away. It's beautiful. Upon a Victorian Labour Party electric officer has told a corruption hearing he was ordered to buy 1000s of dollars worth of stamps with taxpayer money. And we wonder why it's not getting people hot under the collar. Like spam so quick. I can't even think of what it like maybe pet rocks, but at least that would be kooky. Like what if it was 14 $100 worth of firecrackers then? Maybe we could. Like I think they've got to they've got to watch

Dan Ilic  17:58   $800 worth of sex workers. The sexier headline here Yeah, this is this I mean, that's classic classic Labor Party fair though. That's very different. literally anything

Ange Lavoipierre  18:07   that stands like corruption has become less sexy. alleged corruption has become less sexy. Let me be

Dan Ilic  18:15   I CAC is so boring. Like what would make it more fun? What would make ipecac more fun Dan?

Unknown Speaker  18:21   I know what it is I call it and this is sort of describes the difference between aicok and ibac is if because I cakes a little bit more stronger you know like they if they come after you I catch myself you know what I mean? That's how you remember and if you if it's the other one then I back you to get out of the allegations. That's how

Dan Ilic  18:47   Yeah, I think you know, I think you know, question time itself is pretty childish, I think why not extend that childishness to like a squid game scenario put all the politicians in an arena with like Hungry Hungry Hippos? You know,

Ange Lavoipierre  19:01   I think they need to do more of like a traditional broadcast approach to this whole thing like recognize that they're in a competitive media environment, right on some drag queens to talk about the fashion crimes in the room.

Dan Ilic  19:13   Like it's a knockout it's a no calf of politicians. This is what we want to say.

Ange Lavoipierre  19:18   We want to see them fight maybe like you know, spend a couple of hours talking about pork barrel in short, but then move on to some actual pork recipes, you know.

Dan Ilic  19:29   Now on aicok, it is time for the physical challenge.

Lewis Hobba  19:34   If it was like Ninja Warrior, and at the end of instead of a million dollars cash, it was a paper bag with $14,000 worth of stamps now I'm watching.

Ange Lavoipierre  19:42   Yeah, totally. I just don't think that explored all the options. I think there is a way to really reengage the Australian electorate in the important work of these anti corruption bodies, but I just don't think they're going the right way around

Lewis Hobba  19:54   it has gogglebox ever watched I CAC.

Unknown Speaker  19:59   Rational fair For all of those still upset Gladys berejiklian has resigned this might be the remedy for you. life sized cardboard cutouts of the former New South Wales premier have been put for sale online. Apparently they are sold out

Unknown Speaker  20:13   you're listening to a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  20:16   This week's that the a small Sydney coffee shop was targeted by an anti vaxxer following the New South Wales health rules in New South Wales. This coffee shoppers received quite a swell of support now the barista and dresser cares 28 was working alone in the cafe when a man arrived and started abusing her saying you're walking implicitly into segregation after yelling at her the man walked away and he said he was very powerful and urged his visitors urged his viewers not to visit the cafe down is segregation the new black

Unknown Speaker  20:56   is at Vax is like the new black is that that's probably it for like, because it's so crazy that they are talking about a country that was actually segregated you know, and it wasn't even that long ago like we're not even reaching into that fiery history since 1967. Obviously the referendum giving Aboriginal people rights and being recognized as as real people and it's so nuts that somebody would just go Yeah, not same thing. Like that's crazy to me that the

Dan Ilic  21:29   government like oh, and also like you being anti Vax is actually a choice. Like that's Yeah.

Lewis Hobba  21:36   Yeah, like that. Yeah. And

Unknown Speaker  21:37   that the, you know, the government's going to, I don't know, go in and start like taking their kids. You know, like, that's a really dark part of our history. Yeah. A stolen generation happened to a race of people. And then just somebody who decides not to take the vaccine goes now I can relate to them. Like that's crazy to me. And I just absolutely blows my mind. I genuinely think that people really need to, like and don't get me wrong, I do understand I get that they they feel like they are mistreated. But to me it's a crazy that someone can just go on I've made choices. And now there's consequences for my choices. Since when did someone bring this in? You know, like it's Yeah, that's how the world works, idiot. Yeah,

Ange Lavoipierre  22:25   you can have too much empathy, right? You can have wet you can have too much. I mean, like, I understand what you went through and you're like, no, you're trying for empathy.

Unknown Speaker  22:40   Yeah, we've we've did some horrible things to some particularly like Aboriginal people but which which is what he's sort of like linking to but to a lot of different cultures in Australia so it's weird that that's the angle that he's decided to go down I'd be picking a lot more lighter topic if I was

Dan Ilic  23:00   here. Yeah, it's like on an iodine genocide versus getting a little NATO to put that on the scales you know, let's weigh that up here.

Unknown Speaker  23:09   Why aren't people with pimples on television more like that's where he should be going with it. You don't like

Lewis Hobba  23:18   that there was an anti Vax mom who started the yellow stars on to her kids. Oh he says heavy stuff totally like it's it's so it's between Yeah, the the like racial segregation ties and then he just like, if you are ever looking for sympathy for your cause, get the fuck away from these topics like you are you cannot as a white person sit there and I mean, it's just it is infuriating and horrifying stuff. But I will say on a lighter note that what I because that cafe, obviously, after the anti vaxxer had the big grand, the cafe went wild, filled with positive reviews, lines around the block everyone posting videos about how they were going to. So I would just like to say if there are any anti vaxxers who would like to have a rant about this podcast, we would welcome it. And if you can do it in a public place as possible. We would really appreciate it as we love subscribers.

Dan Ilic  24:15   Let's say Hang on a sec now 10 News caught up with this hashtag a very powerful anti vaxxer let's just see how mighty he is. Here we

Lewis Hobba  24:23   go. Reaching boiling point and anti vaxxer blows off steam at an innocent barista. Hang on a sec. I know we're about to get into the heavy stuff but let's I it's been a while since I've watched commercial news and full hat tip to all the puns in that first to set in like I made it's just good to

Ange Lavoipierre  24:47   piggyback as well because I don't know that like innocent barista. Like how can we know that for sure like that's really don't know what I'm already on. God is what I'm saying.

Dan Ilic  24:59   We need it. Calculating an icon for cafes. That doesn't mean

Unknown Speaker  25:03   that I'm gonna hand over my medical private information of whether I'm vaccinated or not vaccinated to buy a cup of coffee

Lewis Hobba  25:10   fresh security vision revealed his face for the first time today. And we tracked him down the man who are Hang on a second. You must be kicking himself for not wearing a mask after that. It's like oh, you know, they can track me down.

Dan Ilic  25:26   Very powerful. He looks like he looks like Louis hobas child he

Lewis Hobba  25:29   can't look like white supremacist to me. I don't I don't like it. On his dorm claims he's now sorry.

Unknown Speaker  25:39   Do you regret what you did? Absolutely wholeheartedly there's a right way and a wrong way to go about disagreeing as

Ange Lavoipierre  25:44   Hang on a sec. Hang on a sec. This is this is exactly how I would apologize when I was 15 I apologize when you're a teenager and you've been caught and you don't mean it and you're being like forced to apologize. Like it's like the child version of a court order. Like if you it's like I am so sorry for what I do. Maybe I'm being cynical,

Unknown Speaker  26:08   emotional reaction to what 20 plus moms have been locked away in our home for being completely healthy last time I checked

Lewis Hobba  26:16   It's not the first time John's publicly expressed his views regular rants or online social media streams the government

Unknown Speaker  26:23   ain't ever gonna give us back out right Hang

Unknown Speaker  26:27   on a sec Yeah, he's he's he's wearing a backwards hat I just needed to bring that up that's like if you want to be taken seriously don't do the Pucci you know arrange no one respects that dude at all.

Lewis Hobba  26:45   also given that this week the government has given back the right together is this age Paulie?

Ange Lavoipierre  26:52   like super concerned about accuracy right like its accuracy one of his core values? I'm not sure I don't know.

Dan Ilic  26:58   Yeah, neither away

Lewis Hobba  27:00   it's this has been brewing for some time having to stop Hang on a sec. Let's just take note he did say brewing. reading them all the way through it never stops. But gentlemen,

Unknown Speaker  27:15   I'm feeling very convicted today to do the right thing and send a heartfelt apology to the community and to other baristas that may have come into tracks with my anti vaccine sentiment the

Ange Lavoipierre  27:25   feelings no thick I love and I am going to borrow from this man. The casual apology like whilst apologizing to one member on every other member of that group may be offended. Apologize to roadwork is everywhere you know.

Lewis Hobba  27:46   If you did by me Feel free to watch this clip back anytime.

Unknown Speaker  27:55   Community statues Unfortunately, the whole ordeal has left a bitter taste in the mouth of bitter, bitter taste bitter taste,

Lewis Hobba  28:07   bitter taste building to Iran as well I reckon we're about to I reckon we're about to hear a bunch

Unknown Speaker  28:13   on froth in it you could sell them so looking forward to opening up and then that happened that it was just like devastating.

Unknown Speaker  28:23   But business was heaving this morning.

Dan Ilic  28:27   Perhaps stood out by some encouragement don't doubt

Lewis Hobba  28:32   that it counts.

Dan Ilic  28:33   It's I'm I'm waiting for a better latte than never is that gonna come?

Lewis Hobba  28:39   Inside state parliament.

Unknown Speaker  28:41   That community responded and has responded I encourage every member here to order a coffee from this cafe.

Lewis Hobba  28:47   Dom's also got some ground to make up with his family ground ground count. I reckon he felt like a weird sentence.

Unknown Speaker  28:59   It was like it ever

Lewis Hobba  29:01   the drama, but would he do it again?

Unknown Speaker  29:04   Let's just see what December one looks like for us, Australia, shall we? Steve had

Ange Lavoipierre  29:13   a dress like I resent to him, like addressing the nation as a whole, like the like, okay, Australia, like, come on. How do we work out how powerful he is.

Dan Ilic  29:24   And people in New South Wales named Dom have a real complex about running the state so you know, don't don't

Lewis Hobba  29:31   ask as a radio professional. You got to respect that taze. You know what I mean? Let's just see what's happening. We'll just say where I am on December 1, you like, I gotta be honest.

Unknown Speaker  29:44   It's the chocolate on top.

Lewis Hobba  29:49   Really, because again, trouble cafe he know.

Dan Ilic  29:54   If you've been following along with this podcast for a fair few years, you'll notice the trend where we mock the most Powerful news organization in the country whenever they feel their pages or airwaves with climate denial. It's kind of fun. It's like low hanging carbon emissions. It's really easy to do. But it's this week you might have seen front cover celebrating how Australia could be the number one in the new global economy the new green and gold. Joining us to explain what is going on is friend of the show who once said that Greta tunberg was the worst possible advocate for climate change, which is why he thinks he can do better himself is the former co host of Studio 10 and current ravey lefty latte sipping learning of health straight. It's the editor at large of The Daily Telegraph Joe Hildebrand. Welcome Joe.

Unknown Speaker  30:40   Hi, welcome now Can I just say you goddamn millennials, you're just never happy if you're pitching. Rupert Murdoch, he doesn't know anything about climate change on The Daily Telegraph. And everyday this beautiful 16 page wraparound saying that climate change is real we got to get to net zero. Here's all the ways we can do it. And then what do you do you just Bichon mind Simo and now you're picking

Unknown Speaker  31:06   up the small bars. local park and I cycled around on your little fixes and pretend that you're exercising

Lewis Hobba  31:18   yeah that's the pack that's the pack of having done the right thing for two decades

Unknown Speaker  31:24   we were just waiting for the right time.

Lewis Hobba  31:28   Well you missed it. It was three It was 30 years ago.

Unknown Speaker  31:32   Everyone knows that nothing real happens until the Scots get involved

Dan Ilic  31:37   now Joe Joe Don't be too funny otherwise we at the risk of humanizing you then canceled you did mention a 16 page wraparound and I did pick up today's Daily Telegraph and I'm really excited to say just what is wrapped around it oh yeah 16 months interest free from Harvey Norman Interestingly though 16 months interest free is actually the Nationals position on climate action so they take any take any interest for 16 months Okay, what is going on here? Like what is truly happening here now you are the the official poster boy for this whole initiative? What does it feel like to be a shill

Unknown Speaker  32:18   to start call Firstly, when you held up that front page I thought we were going to be talking about terrorist talkfest now that's the story

Dan Ilic  32:26   yeah you know that's the thing about News Corp they love they love freedom of speech except when terrorists are talking

Unknown Speaker  32:32   we are being funny like that I guess course old fashioned you know sour sour in your mind but you know if you're a terrorist well maybe not. I was actually thinking writing a column you know in defense of the Taliban well maybe you know, I did the one column I always wanted to write was in defense of corruption because you know surely you know look look look look at the world again

Unknown Speaker  32:58   No, the no terrorist Lives Matter hashtag. I think I think that's important and I think the cutlery supplies at the RSL that matters and now now we're just talking about it flippantly it's

Dan Ilic  33:12   jo jo has it's been it's been three minutes Joe has not answered any questions

Ange Lavoipierre  33:19   like round in this three minutes and we have covered in the podcast so far like we got the cutlery I didn't

Unknown Speaker  33:29   like people criticize down McGuire but the cutlery at the walker RSL is second to none is genuinely

Dan Ilic  33:35   like when you bought when your boss says when your boss says to you, oh, Joe, can you please get a wheel out this new campaign to help News Corp greenwash its image like how do you feel about that? What do you say? Obviously you said Yes,

Unknown Speaker  33:46   I'd say yes. And I would say we did a pretty good job. I mean, if you have a look at it, this isn't just wash. This is polished. This is Sean. You can't come to a holiday. What most people don't understand. It's been 10 years when jeans at our news companies he changes position or whatever. And then we change our position, which in fact is the position we always had. But you guys were just so disagreeable that you'd never even got credit for

Unknown Speaker  34:19   a 16 page no ads not even here. Yeah, you call it you say we're doing it for money or doing it. There's no accident. We do it all for you. We put it in nice little words. We'd love to be pictures so you can understand everything. And in what did you cop? criticize? I mean, honestly, what's the poor fella got to do he's sitting there in New York.

Dan Ilic  34:40   allowed to live is a daily show you've got two articles have you on on on that double page spread in today's paper? Well, only one's got a photo though. How come you didn't put your photo on the other one. But he's he's wondering let me just read it. Let me just read out one headline here. Solar costs a costly exercise says Gina Reinhardt, Jane and Ron Hart says the most the cheapest possible power in the world is a costly exercise and this is the opening paragraph Joe in your prime the pro climate change article you've got here. Australia's richest women woman Jenna Reinhardt is warning that rushing to reduce greenhouse gas emissions without proper costings could imperil fam a family farmers and cost taxpayers billions in subsidies there's no there's no mention in this article about the billions of subsidies the general gets.

Unknown Speaker  35:29   Well firstly, that article was written by our far right national environment reporter David Mills so I can't wrap for him but if you're okay yeah, look for his work in the Adelaide advertiser you will say this guy is arriving like Hey mate, Andrew bolt looks like look like Tim Flannery. It's disgusting and I'm trying to distance myself from him as we speak

Dan Ilic  35:51   we haven't distanced himself very well because you're you're both of your articles are on either side of his article like that's gonna talk to you to talk to your layout persons

Unknown Speaker  35:59   it's difficult for people to get their heads around but my article is the one underneath my name and the giant picture of my head that's how we differentiate them and and also we're not i'm not sure we may be pro climate change I think I thought I think you mean pro action on climate change but in fact we're not even that because we're

Dan Ilic  36:20   pro climate action fair and balanced. Yes, fair and balanced likes like our friends at Fox News. So tell us why is this position rolling out Joe? Why Why is why now a few months out from a federal election is this position in News Corp the most powerful newspaper company in Australia rolling out right now why

Unknown Speaker  36:41   cuz you asked us to you. You keep going on about and then we give it to you.

Ange Lavoipierre  36:50   Are you taking requests now that you're doing things because other people in Australia asked you to? Is that like a

Unknown Speaker  36:59   Joseph Walton GoFundMe page?

Dan Ilic  37:06   So what kind of priority Joe what kind of priority is this new campaign is your zero emissions campaign like well, what kind of priorities News Corp taking with

Unknown Speaker  37:15   it was a 16 page wraparound on Monday's newspaper how much more priority do

Dan Ilic  37:22   amazing 16 pages

Unknown Speaker  37:25   pocket there weren't even any ads on it because we do you guys were talking about that too. Even though you've got your little gaps in your Sleeping Giants and you're mad I think which is saying oh withdrawal advertising until they realized that the only way to get money is to embrace action on climate change. price action on climate change.

Dan Ilic  37:48   Joe Joe, Joe, we're not attacking you personally. But what are you doing this? Like, what when when they came to you and said could you be the face of this? What did you say?

Unknown Speaker  38:04   I said I said sorry come again.

Lewis Hobba  38:07   You No.

Unknown Speaker  38:11   Oh, I get and I said yeah, yeah.

Dan Ilic  38:18   This is this is like it's so strange. Like, for years, Murdoch papers have done irreparable damage to climate action to Australia. Inc. Going against all the policies that successive Australian Governments have put in championing for dismantling those policies. And then you think 16 pages will do the trick. Do you think 16 pages will save the world?

Unknown Speaker  38:42   Well, David, I would argue with a few of those heroic assumptions, the drivers overwhelmingly endorsed Kevin Rudd in 2007. He doesn't seem to remember that these days, as much credit for it. But certainly The Daily Telegraph in the Australian firmly endorsed his prime ministership, in the lead up to the election as all newspapers do, and they editorialize in favor of one candidate or another one party or another. So that certainly happened. And then when the Kevin Rudd was rolled by the greens, when when the greens actually were the ones who knifed his emissions trading scheme in the senate alone,

Dan Ilic  39:25   did they just do that by themselves? That wasn't that wasn't the right of that wasn't the rise of the Labour Party.

Unknown Speaker  39:33   I'm glad I'm glad you asked. I'm glad you asked. So So firstly, the rise of the Liberal Party. No.

Lewis Hobba  39:42   Climate change show it's such an absolute

Unknown Speaker  39:54   climate change the right you

Dan Ilic  39:56   need to fly these job because you're drowning. That's what I want to ask you. Is this kind of a ride across the news club Empire is is all of news club gonna embrace this this whole move to net zero emissions?

Unknown Speaker  40:09   I do not know. We are a FREE and independently spirited organization which values editorial freedom and so yeah which

Lewis Hobba  40:17   is I feel like Johnny Depp weed Barnaby Joyce just off camera

Unknown Speaker  40:31   way All right. Free and impartial organization now is something that all they examine all the metro editors so the editors of the major Metro dailies decided upon in a an editorial board meeting so

Dan Ilic  40:50   independently decided to go along this mission that which is terrific but he never say the same headline on the front page of any news cope newspaper ever you never say like all these court papers all around Australia never run the same front page ever. They don't do that.

Unknown Speaker  41:06   That's because I haven't had one written by me before. I could even do the same one I just hit crazy, those Queensland's I just go and do their own thing. It must be written by Jeanette young.

Dan Ilic  41:18   Well, here is a here's a great clip from Sherry moccasins book launch earlier this week. Joe love your thoughts on this is Tucker Carlson until he about climate change. One of your one of your colleagues in America

Unknown Speaker  41:29   shares point about the international scientific community but clowning itself and degrading its own moral authority. These are the same people and these are the same governments who when COVID finally has will use their moral authority to impose a global warming regime on the west. And that is absolutely the plan. They say it constantly. And in order to do that, they're going to need people to believe that there is such a thing as scientific consensus, and that their point of view is an expression of that consensus. And what we've learned in the past two years, and I'm trying not to use profanity at your air, but that's that's not true. It's bs actual, that these are political actors using the residual respect that people in the West have for science in order to get what they want politically. And once we know that it's impossible to unknown.

Dan Ilic  42:19   So Joe, what is your colleague mean that what are what are scientists who are investigating climate change? What do they want to do? They want to run a country? Is this what he's saying?

Unknown Speaker  42:29   I'm not I'm not sure. I'm trying. I'm busy trying to unknown that. I don't know precisely what he's saying. But I don't really care how many sees whatever he wants. Yeah, we are. We are,

Dan Ilic  42:46   Joe. Joe, I know you've got a job, you got a family. I mean, Jenny, you got to get a job as

Unknown Speaker  42:56   my opinion and say whatever I like Tucker Carlson has a job in which he can express his opinion and say whatever he likes sharing my job.

Lewis Hobba  43:04   But don't some of those opinions need to be checked by like facts. As a journalist,

Unknown Speaker  43:11   by the way, I believe that legally defensible position of an opinion is an honestly held opinion based on the valuable facts.

Lewis Hobba  43:22   Theoretically, you could put legally any opinion in a newspaper. I'm just wondering whether or not you should put all opinions

Dan Ilic  43:30   also jo jo

Unknown Speaker  43:32   million monkeys and a million typewriters.

Dan Ilic  43:36   And can I I don't think it's, I don't think it's understanding or hyperbole to say, at this point in time, in the time in the history of the world, we're at a serious rule point where everybody needs to use their power to see meaningful reductions of climate emissions of greenhouse gas emissions and meaningful leadership to make that happen. The folks that News Corp get behind do not do that. They are bad actors. Why? Why don't you use your power to help these folks really align with what needs to actually be done.

Unknown Speaker  44:12   I'm leaving an editorial series that just launched with an unprecedented ad for a 16 page wrap, all of which outlined, the actions that Australia can take to get to net zero and how beneficial it would be for the country. We're following that up and have followed it up with a series of multiple double page spreads, splashes across all the metro mastheads that again, reinforce all the opportunities that come come to Australia by embracing netzero and tackling climate change and reducing carbon emissions. The series is ongoing, it is ongoing indefinitely. Our partners and countries ongoing

Dan Ilic  44:55   indefinitely. I thought you said as a limited series. You're only gonna do a bunch of

Unknown Speaker  44:59   minutes. I was limited

Dan Ilic  45:01   Oh I must have missed a master mistake

Unknown Speaker  45:04   I know it's it's going it's going for it's going for no no but News Corp Australia it's not even news it's going for at this stage about 29 years until 2015. going right up to Glasgow throughout Glasgow. We have we have contributors ranging from the Australian Conservation Foundation the World Wildlife Fund. Got an update from Adam bank in the pipeline. One from my space Yep, yep, you heard it here first. And I think we're ready

Ange Lavoipierre  45:41   for flowers to like get any of these people to participate or were they just up for it?

Unknown Speaker  45:46   No that knocking our door down there absolutely knocking our door down we broke Chris Bowen launching the Australia Institute's report. I mean, now we've got 24th Mark Carnegie I don't know what sort of people you're worried about we've got all these guys on board who are saying this if you if you're saying if you're saying that we also should silence anyone who disagrees well that is something that so Roger or anyone who believes

Dan Ilic  46:13   I couldn't help notice Joe Wallace I couldn't help notice Joe while this campaign launched, Alan Jones was harsh it was in quotes in hospital is that for a reason at all?

Unknown Speaker  46:25   Yes rupert murdoch shot his yeah he cut his brake cables on the way out any I don't I'm not sure if Alan Jones is even a columnist in the paper anymore but um but again I don't I don't understand I don't understand the logic that we do we do this we do this thing we bring out this series that outlines in full technical detail and again How am I doing this is the normal job. But hang on a minute. You used to employ Alan Jones or that you still let this person speak? I don't

Lewis Hobba  47:07   like if you knew someone if you knew someone personally who had been wrong for their whole life, and then suddenly completely changed their opinion but you'd been sitting there going I know who they are now I'm right and you're why this person and not only were they wrong, but they were telling everyone else this wrong fact and then suddenly they just pivoted it didn't bother to go Joe I gotta be honest sorry I was wrong for so long. like to just do a pivot and then a gaslight and be like no we always thought this like it's you got to understand the handbrake that you put Australia on with absolutely no warning and like not even not even a little sorry for all of the bullshit like nothing

Unknown Speaker  47:44   like thank you for noticing Louis I have always been right. And I always say I've always said exactly the same sorts of things that we're saying now in this series you can look at anything I've written anything I've say said on Sky or on radio.

Dan Ilic  47:59   I've always had gratitude and gratitude Berg is a terrible advocate for a lot because

Unknown Speaker  48:03   that's why that's why I'll have to come along she makes it she makes it look silly and ridiculous I mean, jumping up and down I mean I don't want to join the pile on against credit because she's a kid but the cult worship of grown adults who should know better who think that this is gonna somehow persuade middle Australia or country and regional Australia that this is the way to get on board that's that's madness. They're writing

Dan Ilic  48:29   kids because kids become adults Joe and and she's she's 19 she's across the science I've seen her talk I've listened to her speak she's pretty incredible.

Unknown Speaker  48:37   I don't wanna have a god I've been I've been the why the why to get people on board with tackling climate change and hitting the boys and zeros to tell them about the opportunities that are there and to tell them about the jobs the economics not to jump up and down and say

Lewis Hobba  48:59   like copyright infringement you just saying well the rest of the world has been saying for so long, it's like

Unknown Speaker  49:06   the rest of the world has actually been focused the rest of the world and if you look at a lot of the a lot of the coverage and a lot of what's been said previously, the rest of the world and many other media outlets have been focused more on the catastrophic catastrophic consequences of inaction or if you want if you want to actually persuade people and you want to get people on board, I think you offer the more carrot and less stick I'm just a positive guy. What can I say? More capitalistic,

Dan Ilic  49:34   you know like, like, like, you know like mortgage to redo your home with with with solar panels. That's a good thing to do.

Unknown Speaker  49:44   Yeah, we're doing a lot of that you should read the campaign. It's really good.

Dan Ilic  49:50   It's an editorial tubers who came on the show a few months ago, Joe and Saul's an incredible brain when he said to me said, you know, News Corp. Got to run this campaign. What do you think of it? I think I said I think that's a great thing because it actually does hit into middle Australia. It is the folks that do by the Daily Telegraph to read the rugby pages only. It is an incredible vehicle for the one with a round with the ball with the with the thing. It is incredible. It is incredible resource for folks, everyday Australians, and it is really important vehicle and a platform to tell the truth. I just guess everyone's baffled as to why you're telling it. Now,

Unknown Speaker  50:36   right? If you confuse you can read a soul Griffis plan on how households can save enormous amounts of money on their power bills in Saturday's Daily Telegraph or your favorite news quote paper wherever you live in Australia. So Griffith is a proud partner of mission zero.

Dan Ilic  50:50   Joe, thank you so much. You're gonna jump in and

Unknown Speaker  50:56   just like chatting to Joe is the conversational equivalent to untangling headphones and it's like

Unknown Speaker  51:10   everything you want, everything you ever want has done everything.

Unknown Speaker  51:13   rotten. I can finally hear that Cheers. But I've got to like, Listen, I'm not into that. Yeah. Beautiful.

Dan Ilic  51:21   Thank you for coming on and letting us ridicule you to your face. We really appreciate it. You're always extremely generous.

Unknown Speaker  51:32   There's no planet Bay.

Dan Ilic  51:34   We go. That's it for our show tonight. I want to thank all of our guests tonight Angela papa. Dane Simpson Lewis Halbert. Joe Hildebrand What would you like to plug and

Ange Lavoipierre  51:45   Oh God, I know it's gonna get the chance. Um, I've got a comedy show coming up at Sydney. It weirdly it's happening again? factory theater 11th 12th 13th of November. It's called spiders Follow me. There will be no spiders in the show. I can't contractually guarantee that but it's not likely there's going to be so many of us that probably get afraid and run away anyway. Factory theater 11 1213 spot is calling me you can find it online.

Dan Ilic  52:14   Dan Simpson well you want to play

Unknown Speaker  52:16   I've got my new show coming out. Did you read doozy I'm going to be Perth, Adelaide Melbourne all around Google me check it out. I'm all over the telly doing all these different shows as well as check it all out it's awesome also, Louis looks like youtuber Tom cardi and I

Lewis Hobba  52:35   are quite good friends that I've grown this mustache in his honor.

Dan Ilic  52:38   Oh there you go. Joe Hildebrand I not quite sure what you want to plug but what would you like to blog

Unknown Speaker  52:45   Oh apparently this campaign that the newspapers are doing called mission zero sounds real about it. But there's this thing called climate change apparently is really bad so we should get on board.

Dan Ilic  53:01   It is and they are taking it very seriously. And you can actually sign up to their email newsletter I've actually done that myself. So I went to the news corp email list and it's not under the AMPM it's not under what the buzz it's not under breaking news alert you have to scroll all the way down Blair report go pass go pass Sydney confidential go past the beat the bookies email if you want to skip that email list, it's not the real estate section. You can't sign up yet to that sports news update then go past the true crime Australia email list you don't want that's not the one you want. You definitely don't want to sign up to the divine report. That's not the that's not the one you want to sign up to go past. Extra cover a whole email all about cricket. And then at the bottom, you will see mission zero newsletter. That's the one if you're interested in climate change, the greatest moral problem of our generation, you'll want to scroll all the way to the bottom of the news corp email list to sign up to that one. So

Unknown Speaker  54:05   I want to see what she had to say.

Dan Ilic  54:10   Joe, thank you so much for joining us on rational fear again. I always enjoy having you on Big thanks to Rhode Mike's Patreon. Our Patreon supporters the Bertha foundation. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Good night.

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Dan Ilic  0:04   Good evening, Lewis. How are you?

Lewis Hobba  0:06   Hello, moneybags. How are you?

Dan Ilic  0:08   Well, let's not talk about that yet. We're gonna save that for the show. But Louis, we might by happenstance have a few more listeners on the podcast this week. I don't know why I don't know why. But for people who've never heard the podcast, Lewis, so what? How would you describe it?

Lewis Hobba  0:24   It's a great question, Dan. I would describe it as there's chitchat. There's news, there's climate change. There's interviews. But mostly it's a fundraising campaign. We're essentially take your money. There are people here who are saying you're talking about important issues, you're talking about climate change? Yes, sure. That is a smokescreen. At the end of the day. What we want is cash, cash, cash, cash, cash.

Dan Ilic  0:48   It's true, it's true. We want your cash head to patreon.com forward slash irrational for you. And the other thing we want your money for you hear about in a second, we should let people know that this is the kind of podcast where eventually we discover who gets murdered. But at the end of the season, and this show, you know, we were 130 episodes in. It's a long game. It's a long game. Yeah, that's

Lewis Hobba  1:10   right. Much like a true crime podcast. It has been going on too long.

Dan Ilic  1:13   I'm recording my end of irrational fear on gadigal land in the ordination, sovereignty was never seated. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

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Dan Ilic  1:33   Tonight with Australia coming out of lockdown Scott Larson says he may not go to Glasgow as he has more important picnics to see back at home and Prince Andrew has been served with a sexual assault lawsuit in the United States. The prince was quite accepting of the latest developments saying no sweat and after information leaks that the CIA considered killing Julian Assange for leaking information. Mike Pompeo asks for options to have himself assassinated. It's the first of October and this is the podcast that Nancy Pelosi calls the best podcasts in Australia. This is a rational feeling.

Welcome to rational fi I'm your host former professional singing kebabs Dan Ellis and let's meet our female guest for tonight. She's the queen of corporate comedy on LinkedIn and she's probably considers herself a little bit snotty judge for yourself from this note cast is Dinah Newman. Hi welcome welcome Diana.

Diana Nguyen  2:36   Welcome thanks for welcoming and I welcome myself

Dan Ilic  2:40   you could just do it you want to take over here and welcome Ben Jenkins deadly very good to you know from the checkout when the week the fade you also might know him as your friend in the group chat who's always talking about how great it is to be sober in the pandemic. It's the intoxicating but not intoxicated, then Jenkins Welcome back. Hello.

How is sobriety going for you Ben.

Ben Jenkins  3:03   It's you know, it's I don't know, I don't know if you guys have ever done a stint of sobriety. But one of one of the things that like it's very good, but one of the things that they don't tell you is that you can't be drunk I'd say that it's a major drawback

Lewis Hobba  3:25   getting on board until I had that factor now it's a no Yeah, no,

Ben Jenkins  3:28   they put it in the fine print. I'm

Dan Ilic  3:30   I'm drinking right now. He kind of stumped me. And he's a man I haven't actually written your intro Louis. I've had a big day sees a man Lewis

Lewis Hobba  3:37   he's a man that's it. That's all I get unbelievable. But you know what? an upgrade on the boy I used to be.

Dan Ilic  3:46   I still enjoyed introducing Craig rocastle last week his former chaser boy now chaser, man. He loves it. Coming up. We're gonna be talking with Kylie Tink the new candidate for North Sydney. It's very excited, independent candidate. But first, we're gonna message from our sponsor a real sponsor. Well, sort of it is us. We've actually got a new spin off show starting once a month here on this feed hosted by a very famous Australian. Have a listen. Here's the trailer

Julia Zemiro  4:14   Hello Julia Zemiro here, and I've got a new podcast about politics for people who hate politics. Australians have any confidence. I know look, sometimes reading the news can make me feel powerless. So I started asking my friends. Does anyone care? I found out a lot of people do care what started as a fight for justice. Today's protest is proof it's not working. We have to do it. We've got to see change. I also discovered what happens in Canberra affects you but here's the amazing thing you can affect Canberra. I'm feeling more powerful already. Once a month on the irrational fear podcast feed. I'll be asking Who cares? In my new podcast, Julia Zemiro asks Who cares? I know I'm some kind of marketing genius. Some of the folks I'll be talking with, you'll know and some of them you won't. There'll be from all walks of life making a difference in ways big and small. I want to excite you to listen, talk, think more about the choices we actually do have, and how we can get active and learn just how powerful we can be. We have an election coming up. And I want us to know a bit more about what's happening out there so that when you go into vote, UK, so grab your megaphone and yell, what do we want another podcast? Why do we want it only once a month for about six months?

Dan Ilic  5:37   Thank you. There you go. Jay Z here at first on next Thursday, we're going to be taking a break and Jay Z is going to be taking over next. On next Thursday's podcast. All right. This week's first year, Scott Morrison has decided he won't go to the most historic global world leaders meeting in his tenure. That is the cop 26 conference Climate Change Conference in Glasgow. fishmongers. Why weren't Scott Morrison go to this very prominent event?

Ben Jenkins  6:06   Like what's he going to do? If you if you had the opportunity to like because it is always good to turn up to Glasgow and eat shit, and like he deserves to eat shit. He shouldn't be eating shit. But if you had the option of not eating shit, you take that one right? Like

Dan Ilic  6:25   but isn't eating shit in Glasgow more exciting than eating shit here in Australia?

Ben Jenkins  6:29   I mean, I don't know man, I gotta tell you. I would say the only thing that I'm enjoying about this entire Prime Ministership is how much this man fucking hates being Prime Minister it's honestly the only thing that's keeping me sane is like one person having a worse time than a lot of people in lockdown and it's Scott Morrison. I shouldn't be glib because obviously a lot of people are doing a lot harder than a you know somebody is who's got millions of dollars and and and absolute job security due to a stunning lack of opposition. But like honestly, this man, like, got to wanting to be Prime Minister for all the kind of bells and whistles and sashes and nice trips and conferences where you get to wear cool clothes and carpet and red jackets. Yeah, and he's just picked the worst time in modern history to have this job for somebody for somebody you like and you write down like that's what he just wants to be whatever the prime minister or crew equivalent of just kicking back in Hawaii is he always wants to be doing and so he just goes to Hawaii does does

Dan Ilic  7:41   the meme the main is true though the main kind of rings true that Scott Morrison does nothing like everything he does is at the last minute just as everything kind of gets to a crisis point so he can mess up handling that crisis. Everything just seems to be like, Oh no, someone else will worry about it until it becomes a void it really it's like the buck stops with him with everything but he's kind of forgotten that other people that like he needs to look after stuff as well. It's such a strange environment fame today, but I

Ben Jenkins  8:09   do I do have like something that approaches but is not sympathy for him in in in this because like, like I say any other time in the time that he's been active in politics. That is that is the status quo. That is what you do, you know, passing the buck. Yep. And, and just putting it off, and just waiting for it to go away. Like 99% of problems. I'm not saying they should be solved this way. I think it's bad to solve this way. But politically, that has actually never been that much of a problem. And it's this guy's Mo. And like I say he's just picked VA one time in history where that looks incredibly bad.

Lewis Hobba  8:47   Kind of like if you look at the end of say, like Julia gaylords Prime Ministership, at the end of it. She was friends with Rianna now at the end. He's gonna be friends with what Peter Dutton that is a bad dinner.

Ben Jenkins  9:01   Yeah. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  9:04   It's so interesting that even sports people are saying they're not going to go to the lodge, or go to kirribilli to have their photo taken with him anymore. It's such a very strange, like, go free. And hey, I'm also also on this story. A comedian wanted to buy one billboard but ended up running a welfare program for the neglect neglect to that sector. I don't know if you saw this story. So yeah, so we're in the last week on the podcast, you would have heard us talk about trying to raise $12,000 to put a billboard in Glasgow.

Lewis Hobba  9:34   And for the record at the time, I thought a bit greedy. I was like, Alright, Dan. Look. I've been on this podcast every single episode since it started and we haven't seen $12,000 in 10 years.

Dan Ilic  9:51   Yeah, No, we haven't. I haven't. But anyway, so I ran this Indiegogo campaign. I put the post out six o'clock on Monday, and I should have known it was going to go off. You know, when we when we spoke about on the podcast, we published the podcast on Friday. We mentioned if you want to find out about this, find out about this this project to make sure you join the email list and over the weekend, like I said 123 but 30 new people signed up to the email list. And I was like, well this actually might, this actually might be a problem like we actually might

Lewis Hobba  10:28   wish I've never pressured for success.

Dan Ilic  10:32   Let me tell you exactly All I want to do is pay this invoice and go to bed. I thought I've run glue as you and I ran a Kickstarter campaign or Indiegogo campaign for rational feedback in 2014 we were trying to raise $50,000 and it took a month to rise. Well I got through this Indiegogo I managed to raise 50,000 in like two days Yeah. And now it's up to 112 $112,000 so but I've got a new plan so I'm pivoting the whole campaign to cold call that joke keeper and we're basically spend a whole stack of money on billboards Yes, but a whole bunch of money on comedians who have been out of work to produce sketches for the for for the election coming up so it's a war chest to roll out for the election. It's like satire if the ABC didn't run it like the ABC is is hold on Saturday but you don't actually have to say anything with it. So it's like a Saturday you can actually have a point it's really doors you don't have to answer you'd have to talk to Becky as

Lewis Hobba  11:38   a as a current NBC employee I have nothing to do with the billboard campaign but I do think it's great and obviously it's a bit complicated on the podcast but I'm not involved.

Dan Ilic  11:46   Yes and Louis I want you know, you're not gonna get a single sentence. So

Diana Nguyen  11:51   I'm just struggling struggling

Lewis Hobba  11:57   pays me now the podcast gets behind me. Louis, what do you want

Dan Ilic  12:04   to get paid 100 bucks a week from the podcast? Or do you want a job on national radio?

Lewis Hobba  12:09   Honestly, that's a difficult decision right now.

Dan Ilic  12:13   So anyway, we've got these billboards to make Dave you guys got any thoughts about what billboards we should put up like ideas for climate change oriented billboards to make fun of the climate policies of the Australian Government

Lewis Hobba  12:24   What about since the temperature is rising the whole we make the billboard but the whole thing's like a mood ring. That changes color as it gets warmer. Right? That is great.

Dan Ilic  12:36   I love that. Yeah, that's good.

Ben Jenkins  12:39   What about an ad for fantasy?

Lewis Hobba  12:42   Oh, that's interesting. That's interesting. Your soft drinks Coca Cola.

Dan Ilic  12:49   This isn't a Hamish and Andy podcast,

Ben Jenkins  12:51   delicious beverage that that that people can buy in stores and I think people would enjoy seeing that on a billboard to remind them that beverage Yeah, I may have missed the break. I just heard bill boys.

Lewis Hobba  13:05   They're supposed to be Australian Australia represent Australia so maybe it should be something like dirt cheap furniture, you know, like, just see if he can do here's the dirty guy if in fact, isn't the dirty Guy istockphoto is that the truth? Yeah, the dirty guy who you could buy the dirty guy

Dan Ilic  13:22   man you would know this because you would have done this for the checkout right? Surely.

Ben Jenkins  13:25   Actually. No, I stole this fact from James Colley because he did it on growing and I'll do it again. Yeah, he was a he's a stock photo guy and he and he he has a pipe in the stock photo he's got a pipe in his mouth and when you when you know that because they photoshopped the pipe out because they didn't want to be associated with pipes for Advertising Standards, but when you know that he has a pipe you can't you realize that's one of the unsettling things about the image that it's it's got a lack of pipe.

Dan Ilic  13:56   I'm gonna be looking out for the Photoshop pipe. In the next time I drive past the 1000s of durruti billboards

Ben Jenkins  14:02   you'll crash your car Daniel it's mesmerizing. Diana Do

Dan Ilic  14:05   you have any ideas for what should go on these billboards we're making around the world?

Diana Nguyen  14:09   I was thinking like Corey my bush or something helped quarry the bush. Oh.

Lewis Hobba  14:17   Have you? Have you considered approaching Lara bingle I know that when Scott Morrison was in Hawaii Lara bingo was one of the first and obviously most important people to tweet out where the bloody hell are you Scott Morrison in the bushfires? Which is great stuff from her.

Dan Ilic  14:32   I reckon really interesting I think Lara

Lewis Hobba  14:35   bingle you know I think I reckon obviously she's she's got the money now she we can you know we don't need to pay too much. And I reckon she do it I reckon she would do it she seems like they kind of I reckon that would be up her politics

Ben Jenkins  14:48   All right. I want to pitch something to you guys. I want to pitch something to you guys listening listening. larvae angle on a beautiful beach. reminiscent of the of where the bloody hell Yeah, 2006 way I can find, but it's a beach. That's all it's all it's all ruined by climate change. Okay. There's the waters, the waters yucky man is

Dan Ilic  15:11   had been Have you been reading? Everyone who's replied to me on Twitter with a teardrop in their name is that reading all right.

Ben Jenkins  15:21   So she's there and it's not a nice looking beach. And what's that in her hand? It's a beautiful bottle of fat. And the coffee just reads

Unknown Speaker  15:40   that's a matter for the Queensland Government.

Unknown Speaker  15:42   I mean, that's a matter for the cranium. That's a matter that all rise with other premiers and Chief Ministers. That's really a question to the premium. That's a matter of I'm happy to take up with the other premiers and Chief Ministers

Dan Ilic  15:52   a rational fear. Hey, second fit this week. So a report came out on Yahoo News that said that the CIA had planned to Is that a

Lewis Hobba  16:01   joke and their opponents?

Dan Ilic  16:04   Well, you know what, here's the thing. Here's the thing, BuzzFeed news is stopped doing news and Yahoo News. So there was a gap and said, We need another ridiculous person to take over the news. Let's be that let's be the new wacky news person but they're doing journalism again. Yahoo's actually doing real journalism. So they had this report that said that the CIA was actively developing plans to kidnap or assassinate WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange during his London Ecuadorian embassy stay. This is very, very strange story. Like this is absolutely zany stuff. This is from the Trump administration. Mike Pompeo, all these guys who benefited from Julian Assange, the leaking material, all of a sudden wanted to kill him. Why was

Ben Jenkins  16:53   that? Yeah, well, they had the material.

Lewis Hobba  17:05   Like, I know that killing people isn't funny.

Dan Ilic  17:07   But no,

Ben Jenkins  17:09   it is going.

Lewis Hobba  17:11   It is pretty like can you imagine working in the CIA, it does feel like they get to the seat, they get to assassination pretty quickly, pretty often. And it would be quite fun to be in all of their meetings. And you imagine there's just one guy, he's maybe called Steve. And they're just like, sure, what are we gonna do about what are we gonna do about Julian? And Steve's hand just goes up, and everyone just goes, shoots right? Here come, Steve, what are you What is

Dan Ilic  17:36   this? I think the best course of action here is to terminate, like, Yeah,

Ben Jenkins  17:40   we do. Alright, moving on. Secret Santa.

Dan Ilic  17:47   Santa to

Lewis Hobba  17:48   say, listening. Anyone else on point? This is the break that comes through. It's like, what should we do with Steve and Steve's? Like, Oh, no.

Dan Ilic  18:01   I need to be I need to be taken out of the picture.

Ben Jenkins  18:06   I do get the feeling that there is some assassinations, which really are just to like, let the whoever the writing CIA Steve is set to just get it out of their system so they can get some work done. Oh, yeah.

Dan Ilic  18:18   I mean, I think this is like when they retire as well. They can have a conversation with someone while I was the guy had to guess. You know, I, I press. I press go on that email. Yeah.

Diana Nguyen  18:28   I've got like a board of how many numbers of people they've killed, like, you know, like a boy's room?

Dan Ilic  18:35   Yeah. I really enjoyed this quote from the former counter intelligence officer saying, Yeah, when Trump took office, there was a fundamental change. Nobody, nobody in that crew was going to be too broken up about the First Amendment issues. I was like, well, they got. Trump later was described as saying he was just spitballing. He was actually one.

Ben Jenkins  19:02   Look, if you're discussing a problem with the CIA, like, you're gonna spit both of them, right.

Lewis Hobba  19:09   It's like, have we considered running some sort of billion dollar? I don't know, drug importation scheme that we can blame on someone you know, of course, is the classic Should we just kill

Dan Ilic  19:21   spitballing

Ben Jenkins  19:22   but it's a classic for a reason. They're

Lewis Hobba  19:24   also in terms of wacky schemes to do with Assange. Didn't he have a wacky escape plan?

Dan Ilic  19:30   Oh, yeah, there was rumors that he was going to escape by Russians in Erlangen a van or something right. Yeah.

Lewis Hobba  19:35   And there was like it was like a classic, a classic sort of Ocean's 11 situation where he was gonna, they were gonna bring in like a package that was gonna be in a really big bag and then he was gonna have to kill him.

Dan Ilic  19:48   I think they tried that, but the bag had a hole in it. There was a WikiLeaks.

Ben Jenkins  19:55   Do you remember the footage that that ironically leaked out of the Ecuador. An Embassy of Assange trying to learn to skateboard.

Dan Ilic  20:04   Didn't Pat Moran doesn't like that as though

Ben Jenkins  20:07   he could have Yeah, somebody sent him a skateboard. I need

Lewis Hobba  20:10   to say I said he might break his neck.

Dan Ilic  20:15   Sir, if we, if we sent him a skateboard, it's a very dangerous, very dangerous.

Ben Jenkins  20:22   Yeah, it's great. It really reminded me because he's he's just trying it in a room which is quite a small room. And it really reminded me of me trying to learn to skate in my bedroom, but you just can't do like you can't do one wall and then you turn around and do the other one. Yeah, I mean, if you if if what you currently need in your life right now,

Dan Ilic  20:42   man, I feel so bad. If you feel sorry for people living in the Ecuadorian embassy, and then people below the Chilean embassy, they would have been very annoyed with the sound. Yeah, you know, I always thought like a great escape plan would be because Julian Assange is so iconic. You know, he's an iconic looking man, and you could dress up 1000 people to look like Julian Assange, and swarm the Ecuadorian embassy and then disperse. That's really yeah, it's classic stuff that

Lewis Hobba  21:08   end in 1000 guys who look like CIA agents, and then you'll never know who killed him.

Unknown Speaker  21:14   Rational fear

Unknown Speaker  21:15   we're not going to achieve net zero. In the cafes, dinner parties and wine bars of our inner cities. In

Ben Jenkins  21:21   Australia trying to go for net zero emissions is like a 10 year old boy who thinks he's Superman and jumps off his parents room. He doesn't have the technology and he's going to fall flat

Unknown Speaker  21:31   on his face, your fear is rational.

Dan Ilic  21:35   Next out, this is a warning for people who live in the seat of Fowler an immigrant is moving to your suburb to buy a house. Yes, last week it was announced that Kristina Keneally is moving to Fowler to kick out somebody else so that she can run for the lower house. This is a very strange story she's leaving a perfectly fine senate seat to go to a perfectly hard working Lower House seat like why would Kristina Keneally want to move to the lower house at all die?

Diana Nguyen  22:02   Well the house is cheaper probably from the northern couple of more houses in the West Couldn't you

Dan Ilic  22:11   that's true that's true. This is a strange story because you know the labor they're always pretending to be authentic and genuine. And they want to be seen to be doing the right thing by the people that they represent including removing event maize woman from running in that seat with somebody who has never had a connection with that so how do you how do you say as a as someone all that maize heritage How do you feel it

Diana Nguyen  22:37   I feel a bit redundant. Vietnamese people shouldn't do anything at Australia I think that's what they're trying to say. What it's showing is that there is a kind of tokenism when Asians are needed and I guess with the Labor Party in this case, the Asian female Vietnamese politician was it was a immigrants from America female to represent the lower house so disappointing. disappointing.

Ben Jenkins  23:05   I did see them trying to sort of like you know, when somebody sort of it's usually happens on Twitter where they sort of try a line out and they're like yeah, that's rubbish sorry. I saw him sort of trying to be like well actually we're talking about to immigrants here quite roundly went Shut the fuck up and they went right

Lewis Hobba  23:27   we didn't get to assassinations give us that

Dan Ilic  23:31   like saying alibi even step up and going well, you know, and playing that same line, just like well, you know, she's an immigrant. You know, we got we got to embrace this story.

Ben Jenkins  23:40   Yeah, it's funny, like, I know why they can't do it. Well, like I know what the conventional wisdom why the convention wizard says I can't do this. But like, it's so funny the way that like, labor especially has to tie themselves in knots to not just say the truth, which is like, this is all factional. And there's like so much shit going on. That's complicated behind the scenes, that this is just how shit works. And it shouldn't work this way. And it's terrible that it works this way. But let's not pretend that that's not how it works. And instead of having to do these like crazy contortions, to make it seem like it's like a just thing. That

Dan Ilic  24:13   was the real story, Ben, in terms of the senate factions, what happened up in the Senate that meant that Kristina Keneally got booted out Yeah,

Ben Jenkins  24:19   my understanding is that because of factional maneuvering, she got bumped to the third place in her senate ticket which is not a safe place. So there was actually there was actual danger that she was going to lose her upper house

Dan Ilic  24:30   seat is that right? We're gonna ask our next guest

Ben Jenkins  24:34   she got done over in the senate internally from labor and so they're trying to shift it to a to a safer seat in the lower house. Potentially also because she at least might harbor leadership ambitions. And you know, there there are people in the party that really that really writer I mean, I do think that's one of the funny things about this whole story that like, all her defenders are like, well, she's actually an incredibly savvy, political All right and then you look at how she's handled this whole thing and it's like watching someone trying to fix a fucking watch with bricks and that's like it's like oh man if she could bring this like political mouse against the the liberals that should be unstoppable like yeah there's not a lot of skill on on display here even if that's like the mercenary reason you're saying, Oh, we should fuck over this young woman because you know we're getting we're gonna get this incredible heavy hitter in the way that she's conducted herself even like on those terms is an impressive row and

Lewis Hobba  25:30   Barnaby Joyce was asked about why they weren't going to rein in like the COVID conspiracy theorists. And he says like, Whoa, we need the votes. And yeah, and you were like, Oh, he said it and it caught the whole thing down. Everyone was like, Oh, yeah, okay. I mean, obviously that's right, that makes you

Dan Ilic  25:50   sad. Is that the same approach that you take to when Barnaby says oh, well, you're gonna say whatever the government says. That's right.

Lewis Hobba  25:58   Whatever they got in place yeah, that's why he is supporting Barnaby Joyce I think he's right talking giovanelli is

Dan Ilic  26:05   john angla on the YouTube says media beats up on Canadian vs two ignores the greater problem of gender and diversity in the coalition well this is true the coalition isn't as diverse as labor that's for sure die would you What would you do to increase gender and diversity in the coalition?

Diana Nguyen  26:22   Well, I think there's a no go for the coalition I'll just say right but I was just gonna say Dan like you've raised all this is money I could run as an independent if you know you could

Dan Ilic  26:34   this is a great

Diana Nguyen  26:39   yeah, we could

Dan Ilic  26:41   say what say Dad I would say do whatever gender run gender run it gets

Diana Nguyen  26:45   off the Northern Beaches. I would just love to be there.

Ben Jenkins  26:55   You could there's gonna be a house in Scotland is gonna be available it's only accessible by boat.

Lewis Hobba  27:01   I I've lived in Sydney for I don't know 10 years I don't know where is Scotland Ireland? pittwater.

Ben Jenkins  27:09   Scotland Ireland is? Yeah, Tim Pete what it is it is an island it's not in Scotland. So one out of two ain't bad. But yeah, it's it's it's just fairies there and bam.

Dan Ilic  27:21   You need the new nickname for Scott Morrison is Scotland Ireland because yeah, that's in Scotland.

Lewis Hobba  27:27   Maybe instead of going to Glasgow for cop 26. You can just go to Scotland I've visited clearly what else? What do you want?

Unknown Speaker  27:36   a rational fear. The French have always liked to stand a bit aloof from was Anglos. We've never had the kind of intimacy with the French good friends and all that they are. They're not family, a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  27:55   She's North Sydney's new, independent candidate and it's going to be an exciting race. According to her LinkedIn, she's a successful business operator and NFP, campaigner tenacious, intelligent and compassionate. Well, you know, according to us, that sounds a bit arrogant, don't you think? Please welcome to the podcast Kylie tank. Welcome, Kylie.

Kylea Tink  28:15   Thanks, Dan. I thought you were gonna tell me it sounds like a dating profile. Actually, I think.

Dan Ilic  28:21   Well, no, it actually does sound like a dating profile. Anyway, this is your next six months is dating and electorate. How's it going? Has anyone caught your eye?

Kylea Tink  28:30   I'm actually gonna say it's been a bit of a roller coaster. It's been a hell of a ride, not expecting it to be as amazing as it adds. It has been, you know, we launched only last Saturday. So we're 10 days into a campaign and already we've got, you know, hundreds of people walking around the North Shore electoral in a pink t shirt that says, team Tink, which is kind of bizarre when you're the Tink and you're looking at all these people walking around with your name on them. So it's um, it's actually starting next week, Diana I just wanted to say sorry Dan McKellar is looking for an independent camp. McKellen's up Palm Beach.

Diana Nguyen  29:07   I'm actually from Melbourne. Hi.

Kylea Tink  29:12   Christina. From independent as well, which city? I am Ben Ben. Sponsored by fan. Yeah, is that correct? Yeah, that's right. Then I am running for the seat of North Sydney, which is me. Funnily enough on the Northern line.

Dan Ilic  29:31   Yeah, it's slightly north. Who are you?

Lewis Hobba  29:34   Who are you taking down Kylie? Who are you hoping to take down?

Kylea Tink  29:37   I am running against a gentleman called Trent Zimmerman, who is you know actually is a really really nice guy. I've met Trent a number of times he's just seems to have this issue where he's completely ineffective because he's a government backbencher. And so actually has less power than anybody else in the parliamentary system. So he talks one way he is a climate advocate and you know his has spoken a lot about Protecting the Great Barrier Reef, but then when legislation comes up in the house, he actually voted against it. So we've he's a bit confused.

Dan Ilic  30:07   It's something that a lot of the people in this climate independent movement talk about, they say, you know, well, the good guys are good, but they vote the same way as the bad guys. So Who the hell are you, Kylie? and How dare you try and vote against the good guy?

Kylea Tink  30:20   Thank you for asking, Dan. That's a good question. Isn't that what Lewis said earlier? Actually, Dan? Well, if you believe the media, according to a newspaper article recently, I'm the problem that the government has, at the moment people like me interview, a little bit tired of waiting for middle aged men to get it right. And so we're deciding to stand up and actually call it out and say that we actually think Australia can be and do better. So if you'd told me 18 months ago, that this was what I would be doing, I would have laughed almost as hard as I've been laughing, listening to you guys waiting to come in. But here I am. And I just couldn't be more on it.

Dan Ilic  31:03   This is a big ask. And it's an extremely stressful process. How did you come to the conclusion that you wanted to put yourself through this process over the next six months? really seriously,

Kylea Tink  31:14   I there was a moment for me last September, where our Prime Minister came into the state of New South Wales, and said to the public, if New South Wales would not build a gas fired power station in our state, then the federal government would build it, and they would use federal electronic money to do that. And this kind of ding went off in my head. And I just thought there's something wrong with this, you know, like New South Wales doesn't want it, but the federal government wants to build it, what's going on here. And then the next morning, I heard Mike cannon Brooks from Atlassian, came out and said that the Prime Minister saying that to our country was the equivalent of him going to work the next day and telling all of these programmers, they could only work with an abacus. And it was like, somebody dropped a cat in my lap, I suddenly went, Oh, that makes so much sense. You know, like, this doesn't make business sense. What our Prime Minister wants to do is illogical and irrational. So I think that's when I first decided I had to stand up and say, because I have been a successful businesswoman. Dan, thank you very much. This isn't good business. So yeah, that's when I decided it was time to go into politics.

Dan Ilic  32:22   That same catalyst is the same for a lot of folks. I mean, this is, in particular, for me, I started to go, what the hell is going on when, during a pandemic, that the group of people that get together, the National COVID, committee commission, get together, and they decide the best way to handle the pandemic is to build a gas pipeline? Like I'm not a doctor, but it doesn't quite make any kind of sense, also, and I was so enraged after six months. And of course, these of course, no, Greg Hunt was looking at his emails in that six months, because he was like, Oh, no, the National COVID committees got it sorted out. But it's just crazy to think that and just really, just, like I

Ben Jenkins  33:03   say, we try to play out, it's very easy to snipe from the sideline, we

Dan Ilic  33:12   don't know, we don't know, the gas pipeline can fix it. Yeah, that's true.

Kylea Tink  33:16   You know, what I think it is, the problem is that we've got, to me that's an approach of, you know, we've got a government that's obsessed with still selling VHS cassettes, when the rest of the world is live streaming or listening to your podcast, you know, like, they just don't seem to want to step into this new century. And that's got multiple issues for us, you know, not only for our, for our kids and their kids in terms of the world that they'll be growing up in environmentally. But economically, Australia stands to get left behind, you know, we should be Excuse me for a minute, but we should be a renewable superpower, we have more natural resources in this country, than any other country on the face of the planet. And yet, we still want to hang on to that little brown rock and pass it backwards and forwards in Parliament. So we can do better. And I think it just takes normal people like us to stand up and say, you know what politics is about the people, not the party. So we're taking it back.

Dan Ilic  34:11   Carly, tell us a little bit about your history. How did you get to this point, like, how did you get to the point you're like, you know what, I've done enough. I want to ruin my career, and go into politics.

Kylea Tink  34:22   So I think I'm a born campaigner, actually, Dan. So I'm one of four kids. I grew up in a small country town at Northwest New South Wales called coonabarabran. coonabarabran is very excited because at the last census, their population grew from three set 3000 to 3001. And we got to change the signs as you come into the town. So it's a great little town that hasn't moved a lot. And it has a really strong culture that when you want to get stuff done, you lean in together. You know, that's how we had the tennis courts built. That's how we got the youth center built. So I grew up in an environment where I just knew that if you wanted to make the place better, you just had to find the right group of people to work with to make that happen. So, over my career I've worked in areas as diverse as domestic violence advocacy. I've worked in tobacco control. I've worked in sun protection. I've worked with the HIV AIDS community. I've worked with kids in immigration detention centers and young Australians doing it tough with mental health. I've done a lot of work in Canada you

Dan Ilic  35:19   sound you sound already you already sound like a young Australians. Do I get tough? Ah, that's correct day. That is good. Good. That's good gear. You'll be doing that on a current affair in no time. I

Kylea Tink  35:29   had that long before I was. Thank you very much. All right. Yeah. But no, my probably one of my most amazing experiences for I was the CEO at a organization called the McGraw foundation for six years where I went in just after Jane passed away and because I really respected Jane and I wanted to see the idea that she had had come to fruition. And I just had this six year experience of you know, we were five nurses when I went there. And by the time I finished we were 100 nurses, the Sydney pink test had been born and all these things that people said couldn't be done had suddenly been achieved. So I think for me that that's fundamentally what drives me I love that question. Why? And then the extension of it of why not you know, why can't we do it differently? And to me, that's what's pretty amazing about campaigning at the moment Actually, I'm running amazing group of volunteers we're a community organization and we're standing up against some pretty big machines in the form of the parties but people are joining us you know, they they're coming out and saying we want to be counted to so I don't know where this will go honestly, guys, I just think that it's a bit like your billboards if you can do something that disrupts the conversation enough that other people stand up and take notice. I think that's a pretty amazing thing to have the capacity to do so I'm all for your billboards down and if you want to put a billboard in the North Sydney electorate saying we've looked from Ada Zimmerman and can't find Trent anywhere where is he on the environment I will back you into doing that all the way.

Dan Ilic  37:04   Well, you know, he looked Kylie I technically on the lead to support any candidate, but I am allowed to the right others so you may find you may find billboards but of me attacking transit women, but I won't be able to actually support support you and

Ben Jenkins  37:21   also also saying, you know, maybe some choice things about a delicious orange beverage.

Dan Ilic  37:28   Fanta. Hang on, would you believe we lost Lewis for one second? Let me just call him. He had a blackout. Blackout. He's in the car. True story. Lewis did you have to adjust to leave the podcast because we started to get political and you were just worried about losing a job at eBay.

Lewis Hobba  37:49   Right. This is going to cost me a small amount of money. I've got to go.

Dan Ilic  37:56   What happened? Where did you go the whole?

Lewis Hobba  37:58   My father has lost power. I've just been I thought it was misused. But there's a whole three wide blackout. I've just been meeting my neighbors for the first time.

Dan Ilic  38:07   I tell you what, if Kylie was a professional politician already, she'd say, Well, this is the problem with coal power.

Lewis Hobba  38:18   I feel nervous. I don't know what I'm going to stream. I've already started deciding based on a coconut going bad. That

Diana Nguyen  38:26   was mean. That was me last week with the earthquake. I was like, this is it. We're done.

Dan Ilic  38:32   Well, Kylie, thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear. And thanks, everyone for joining us. Do you guys have anything to plug Diane? I do want to plug it

Diana Nguyen  38:39   in, right? Yeah. If you're a snorting fan, I've got a podcast called the snort cast. And if you know Kiana Reeves I'm still chasing him. So please bring him my way.

Dan Ilic  38:50   And you're also raising money for a climate project who you're raising money for.

Diana Nguyen  38:53   Climate for change is doing an October fundraiser. They're raising $300,000 and Ambassador one of our ambassadors do Lucy they're actually on live right now they're raising Kobe's 300k. Sorry.

Dan Ilic  39:05   Excellent. And we are supporting climate change too. We've given them a billboard. So if you want to go to climate change, and and by that billboard, you can decide what goes on it. Ben, do you wanna plug anything

Ben Jenkins  39:15   I have a podcast called free to get home that I do with with Louis's radio partner, actually, Michael, where we go through classifieds and find ones to talk about I'd say that too bad plug for it, but really, there's no other way of putting it that's the shot.

Dan Ilic  39:32   Can I say it is a show that does talk as it quite like in the first five minutes incessantly so just be aware of that report is always filled with fans know freedom good home is one of the funniest podcasts in Australia it is an absolute Kak make sure you listen to it. So is the snort cast. And Lewis Sam Do you wanna plug anything you wanna plug like Australia.

Lewis Hobba  39:55   Candle lamp I'd like to windmill uh huh

Dan Ilic  40:09   Kylie Tink Kylie, what would you like to plug

Kylea Tink  40:12   I would like to plug everybody getting up and listening to you guys every week because I think it's good for the soul but also for people to really think about where they stand on the issues that we've had so much fun talking about tonight, you know, these are their big issues and it's our turn to stand up and make the difference when it comes to them. So get involved to get out there and don't just accept the status quo.

Dan Ilic  40:33   Thank you very much, Kylie. Really appreciate it. Big thanks to rode mics our Patreon supporters Jacob round. Also if you want to support Joe keeper who is keeping us alive head to rational fear.com or Indiegogo or anywhere on social media to find the link to Joe keeper. You know, we've only made 10% of our target for Joe keeper we still need $900,000 today. I want to thank our Patreon supporters, Karen Oregon Courtney James Julie Woods Jeremy shavon Claire Fran Miro, Matthew Damo, Paul Alistair Adam KB, Chris Ks and Claire and Dan ziffer also became a Patreon member this week so big thank you to all those new Patreon members. big thank you to you for listening. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of good night. Oh yes. Next week. Listen to Julius amuro. asks, Who cares? That's the first episode

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On the podcast this week we do a shallow dive on the Nuclear Submarine deal, and give it one ping only. 

We release a never before seen internal corporate video from The Liberal Party that shows us how they've fixed their woman problem.

Refuse to go to the Met Gala with Nicki Minaj

Heath Franklin takes us on a tour of all the Picnics he's been to this week.

And we chat with Stephen Horn from South Africa's equivalent of Juice Media — Politically Aweh! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1GT1_L1P0E

Fearmongers:

Heath Franklin Nina Oyama Greta Lee Jackson Lewis Hobba Dan Ilic + An interview with the South African Juice Media "Political Aweh!"

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Dan Ilic  0:04   Good evening, Lewis.

Lewis Hobba  0:05   Hello, Daniel. How are you?

Dan Ilic  0:07   I'm really good. I'm really good. Because earlier this week, I had a bit of a viral hit.

Lewis Hobba  0:13   I know I saw it on it on every available platform, and I watched it on all of them.

Dan Ilic  0:18   Did you just say just to make sure it did translated across platform? Yes.

Lewis Hobba  0:23   Is it shit on Twitter now? still great.

Dan Ilic  0:25   It's pretty, it's pretty shit on Tick Tock. It has to split up across a couple of clips on Tick Tock. If you didn't see it on Monday, I did my own 11am press conference for COVID and it went viral. Yeah. Now I've done because so many people have seen it. I 250,000 people have seen it. Does this mean I now have to do this every week, Louis.

Lewis Hobba  0:46   Yeah, I'm afraid so. You have to do it until you get investigated by CAC and then you have to come up with a reason not to.

Dan Ilic  0:54   I would love for this podcast to somehow make it into like I CAC or set an estimate senate estimates is the one you want.

Lewis Hobba  1:00   Yeah, there's everyone's been for federal I CAC I want a podcast I CAC I want to drag the whole layout to start with Rogan and work my way down.

Dan Ilic  1:09   I am wanting to do it again next Monday and the Monday after so but I want to sponsor because so many people have watched it. The next one's gonna be just as good. Like if if you're a sponsor out there with deep pockets and you want to pay to be in my libertarian press conference. drop me a line. Get in my DMS.

Lewis Hobba  1:25   Yeah, Dan, the new Tick Tock guy. I cannot wait to see you at the next anti Vax conference.

Dan Ilic  1:30   It's gonna be huge. Yes, the TIC Tock guy, of course, you know, he's got COVID right. him and his father have both got COVID Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  1:39   it is. I mean, it's one of those like, predictable but sad situations.

Dan Ilic  1:43   Yeah, if it wasn't so serious, I'd make a whole bunch of jokes about it, but I'm not gonna I hope they are COVID free soon and he can get back to doing what he loves doing best predicting the numbers of COVID I'm recording my end of irrational feet on gadigal land in the eora nation sovereignty was never seated, we need a treaty. Let's start the show.

Unknown Speaker  2:04   A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks cambro COMM And section 14 our rational view recommended listening by immature audience.

Dan Ilic  2:18   Tonight in a landmark deal with the US and UK Australia is set to get nuclear submarines the prime minister said we're at the front of the queue and we should have the summaries by Christmas. And Phil geishas is finally released his findings from the Brittany Higgins sexual assault cover up investigation at the top recommendation is some nuclear submarines. And Scott Morrison has committed Australia to net zero French submarines by 2050. It's the 17th of September and be careful what you shoot at most things in here. Don't react well to bullets. This is a rational fear. irrational fear.

Welcome to rational fear. I'm your host former French Navy contractor Daniel itch and this is the podcast that gives you some floaties as the ship is sinking all around you and tonight we have got some great fear mongers to jump in the water with us. He is famous for impersonating one of Australia's most well known criminals so it's little wonder he is massive in New Zealand. It's the legally funny hate Franklin, get a get a Hey thumb. Have you been missing travelling between New Zealand and Australia to do lots of gigs there?

Heath Franklin  3:29   I actually missed the first three weeks of Sydney lockdown because I was doing a five week tour of New Zealand. So yeah, coming back here and go from sellout shows to homeschooling.

Dan Ilic  3:41   As brutal for the Aygo and she's Australia's favourite purveyor of bodily substance based humour on Twitter. But these days she's so busy writing multiple TV shows at once is Nina Yama. Hello, Nina. I mean, you are so busy writing jokes for proper TV shows. Will you ever go back to come jokes on Twitter? Oh,

Nina Oyama  4:00   well, you don't know what kind of TV shows I'm writing. Dan. Do you know the other day on the TV show that I'm working on which is for Disney. They said there were too many comm jokes. And that wasn't even my episode. Okay, that was someone else's. And we had to do a composite where we took out all the comm references.

Lewis Hobba  4:21   I didn't even know the Mandalorian could come.

Nina Oyama  4:25   Yeah, baby Yoda um, he was making snow angels out of the calm it was that we got in a lot of couples so they vetted that, again, not my episodes, so I'm actually not even the most disgusting person in the writers room, which is weird and rare, to be honest.

Dan Ilic  4:39   I mean, you can imagine Disney would love a bit of come in some of their shows like frozen would be great because he could, you know, make make a serious comment about IVF then that's a great thing to go today, right there.

Lewis Hobba  4:49   And just before you're coming, let it go.

Dan Ilic  4:55   And he's the man that people call the Jaime splake of public broadcasting just as funny. Just as smart does the same job but a fraction of the price it's

Lewis Hobba  5:03   it's actually I wish that would show you but you know what I actually get you know how everyone in like in showbiz, no matter where you are, you always have like you're someone who is a friend but who is a professional enemy. And you're always you always find out that the job he just missed. They got it for me at the moment. I've been getting a lot of jobs that Andy Lee has rejected because it's not enough money. Let me tell you the things here Jax are the most profitable things I've done in my life.

Dan Ilic  5:31   I'm looking forward to the new show on CHANNEL SEVEN, the 50

Lewis Hobba  5:35   it's only ABC can afford.

Dan Ilic  5:39   Wow, excellent. Hey, coming up, we speak to the person behind the South African equivalent of juice media. And we'll ask him what is Afrikaans for shit fuckery. But first, we have a sponsor segment and we have a special guest with us for the first time to talk us through our sponsor segment. Please welcome to irrational fear credibly Jackson. Welcome, Greg. Hey,

Greta Lee-Jackson  6:00   hi. Hi, Dan. Hi. Hi, everybody. How are you going?

Dan Ilic  6:04   This is very unusual. I feel like this is turned into like a studio 10 segment where we kind of

Nina Oyama  6:12   record now which ones

Dan Ilic  6:19   as well as being one of Australia's funniest comedy performers. You are a corporate video director. And this month, you had to do a job that you never thought you really had to do. What was it? That's right,

Greta Lee-Jackson  6:28   that's right, you know, in comedy can not really be sustainable sometimes. So you got to dabble in a bit of directing. And a lot of the things are directed corporate videos. So you know, sometimes when a paycheck is involved, you have to work for the enemy dead, you know, if, especially if they're looking for advertising expertise, you know, it's like you like one day you might tweet about how mining is destroying the planet one minute but then you know, Rio Tinto comes along and offers you some coin you're not gonna say no to push their agenda via video.

Dan Ilic  6:56   But I was just gonna say bhp going Oh, climate, climate sensitive. They want to sponsor this show. We'd be we talked to them.

Nina Oyama  7:02   They actually maybe I should do the thing that Christian porters during the day, which is just not sponsored, but not talk about it, you know, just say,

Greta Lee-Jackson  7:11   Fine, you have no idea where it's coming from fair enough. No.

Dan Ilic  7:15   And great. That actually, that actually ties into your corporate video.

Greta Lee-Jackson  7:18   Yeah, I just want to share a corporate video I shot earlier in the year. It was a very big deal for the government at the time, but we haven't been able well. I say we they haven't been able to release it for a while because it needed some like legal edits. Like oh, like like, I guess disclaimers needed to be edited in according to legal advice. So it was all aboveboard and now they finally the libs are finally able to release it. And it's pretty exciting stuff now that now that it's all aboveboard, I'm really excited to show you this thing because it's kind of wild with all the disclaimers that were edited in. Yeah, I guess the libs just want to reclaim the female vote that let's just put it that way. Because that's

Nina Oyama  7:56   not the only thing they want to reclaim that female. I don't even know what that means. That sounds really nothing anyway.

Unknown Speaker  8:05   In March of 2020, the women of Australia made it clear that they wanted things to change, fed up with the lack of government action when it comes to gendered violence. Many marched to Parliament House to demand the Morison government listen to what they had to say. Well, the good news is we did here's some of the many changes the Morison government made that will benefit all Australian women. When former liberal staffer Brittany Higgins went public about an alleged rape in a ministerial office in 2019. The Prime Minister listens to Brittany

Dan Ilic  8:34   after his wife clarified it to him using his daughters as a theoretical example,

Unknown Speaker  8:38   and immediately ordered an inquiry into which members of his office knew about the alleged incident to the right people can be held accountable.

Dan Ilic  8:46   This report was June June 2021. It has now been suspended before it could be completed due to legal advice.

Unknown Speaker  8:52   When a historical rape allegation against Christian Porter was made public. He was immediately stood down from his position of Attorney General and leader of the house.

Dan Ilic  9:01   Christian Porter has been reinstated as acting leader of the house. And in

Unknown Speaker  9:05   2018, the Morison government commissioned the respected work report, which made 55 recommendations towards how to improve women's safety at work.

Dan Ilic  9:14   The Morison government voted against 49 of the 55 proposed recommendations including changing workplace laws to ban sexual harassment and for employees to have a duty of care to take meaningful action to prevent sexual harassment from happening.

Unknown Speaker  9:25   We've caught a gone not gone, the Prime Minister created a new women's task force to tackle these problems. Head on the Morison government looks forward to making the behaviour of blokes like Barnaby Joyce, who resigned from his position as Deputy Prime Minister due to sexual harassment allegations. a thing of the past.

Dan Ilic  9:43   Barnaby Joyce is once again the deputy prime minister. He's also been appointed to the women's task force

Unknown Speaker  9:49   because the Morison government looks forward to the future. That's why we're holding the women's summit in September of 2021 with a prime minister will definitely be listening to what them Many speakers will have to

Dan Ilic  10:01   say Scott Morrison appointed himself as the main speaker the women's summit, Brittney Higgins was invited last minute by third party.

Unknown Speaker  10:08   Ladies you asked for change and you

Unknown Speaker  10:12   got it not technically true. The Liberal Party put your blind trust in us supported by Diana

Dan Ilic  10:17   royal am for rational for your camera. That was very good grettir well

Heath Franklin  10:22   done some fantastic voicework to

Dan Ilic  10:26   that pace was actually supported by Dinah Ryle. And she is a fan of irrational fear. And this is the first comedy sketch we've dubbed the irrational fear as part of our joke keeper package. So if you are a person who loves irrational fear, loves the sketches we make you want to see a sketch made that you know, you can't quite articulate how angry you are. Maybe we can do it for you. We've got a team of people to do it. Jump in my DMS throughout the week, and we'll see if we can get you a sketch mode as well. So big thanks to gretta. And big thanks to Diana Ross. That was great. grettir irrational fear

Greta Lee-Jackson  10:59   is horrible. But we also need to put things into perspective. There are 8 million citizens who don't have a choice in how they spend their free time. That is no way to live.

Dan Ilic  11:08   Your fear is rational. Alright, this week's first fear now It was announced this week that Australia is getting nuclear submarines a trilateral agreement between America, the UK and Australia. It's called orcas, which Boris Johnson has actually said it's quite an awkward name and I agree it should have been called or sac which is a more appropriate name for a dildo shaped boat filled with seven. Scott Morrison declares that orcas pact is a forever partnership so that nuclear submarines are basically the grownup version of BFF bracelets. The French government expressed complete disappointment. They felt like they were deceived by Australia after Scott Morrison acts the $90 billion submarine contract. Australia cheated us a French official said what are we your spouse

Heath Franklin  11:55   and then he hits someone nearby with a baguette until they've arrived fell off.

Nina Oyama  12:00   Then you have to do the accent for the rest of the podcast.

Dan Ilic  12:04   Jean is a big announcement historically a prenup now that now during these hours,

Nina Oyama  12:08   there was 16 people on the live stream and now there's 50

Dan Ilic  12:13   there's actually 18 it's going

Lewis Hobba  12:20   to complain

Dan Ilic  12:22   that during these big announcements historically, like presidents have like a habit of bestowing grandiose nicknames upon the leaders. They're meeting like Do you guys remember when george bush met with john Howard and called him the America's deputy sheriff in Asia? Well, Joe Biden also had a nickname for Scott Morrison. This was it.

Unknown Speaker  12:43   Thank you over to you, Mr. President. Thank you Boris and I want to thank that fella Down Under. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. Mr. Prime Minister. I am honoured today to be joined by to America's closest allies Australia United Kingdom

Dan Ilic  13:09   forgetting Scott Morrison his name now should Australia be offended by this. What do you what do you think fear mongers?

Heath Franklin  13:16   Let's face it Australia went through a period where we read through Prime Minister's pretty quickly you know what I mean? It was like characters or Game of Thrones. It's like I'll learn their names if they're still around in a few episodes time, you know what I mean? So he's like, just placeholder that's what they do with Australian Prime Minister snatches insert name here has been a great friend of our country for blah blah blah.

Dan Ilic  13:37   I particularly enjoyed the good on your power. I like the power of the editor. There was a most

Heath Franklin  13:43   here tussle Scotty Yeah, I'm certainly gonna get all the submarines together to meet up and just touch in with each of them. Somewhere in an ocean somewhere just and then I

Nina Oyama  14:01   think you think Joe Biden would know Scott Morrison's name because he goes to America quite a lot. He goes to Hawaii whenever anything goes wrong.

Lewis Hobba  14:11   It did really seem like he just like Scott Morrison just showing him he's really good finger painting of a submarine. It's like,

Heath Franklin  14:19   yeah, little fella foot down and we're gonna put that on the fridge with the rest of your homework.

Dan Ilic  14:28   I mean, when you think about a nuclear submarine Nina is the easiest and safest way to get to Hawaii undetected. So this is this is perfect for Scott Morrison.

Heath Franklin  14:35   Can you imagine how excited he is to have his photo taken on the submarine? all afternoon, Genie Genie Genie I'm gonna get on the submarine. I'm gonna go through the door and the top and I'm gonna get the captain's hat and I'll be the periscope. Summary summary. Just calm down might have a little snooze. Summary In summary, yay.

Dan Ilic  15:00   This way second fear Nicki Minaj wasn't at the Met Gala because they were only allowed vaccinated people to attend and so she was absolutely furious that she was discriminated against now the vaccine sceptic tweeted to 22 million of her followers. My cousin in Trinidad won't get a vaccine because his friend became impotent and his testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married. Now the girl called off the wedding. So just praying to make sure you're comfortable with your decision. Now, I should point out that none of us here on the podcast are doctors but Nina Yama. What do you think is going on here?

Nina Oyama  15:34   I just love Nicki Minaj. And I love the way she's just a troll. Like she just knows how to stir up controversy. I don't know if you know this. But after she tweeted that, Boris Johnson went on, like into a press conference and basically said he'd never heard of Nicki Minaj. But he'd heard of this other doctor called Nikki I can't remember their last name. And then Nicki Minaj then responded to that with a voice message, imitating a British accent saying that she went to Oxford and is friends with Margaret Thatcher. And it was very funny. Like I just she knows how to respond. I know it's part of our machine, but I'm extremely here for it. The other thing, though, I reckon, aren't going to cousin's best friend is a liar. Because American men will say anything to get out of breaking up with a woman like they don't know how to do it because they don't know how to communicate properly. No offence to everybody in this podcast. So what I reckon I already was like, Oh, it's the vaccine like he was due to marry this woman. And then he was like, no, it's, it's a vaccine. It's made me unable to have children. Sorry. And then that news got back to him. And I just cousin which got back to her.

Heath Franklin  16:38   So you reckon he's he's two weeks out from the wedding. And he's just panicked. And he's like, I don't want to be here. And he's just got another pair of pants and stuffed it down the front of his pants. She's walked in and being like, What are you up to? And he's like, oh, balls are swollen from?

Nina Oyama  16:56   Yeah, it's like when he yells want to get rid of boys. And they'll be like, Oh, it's female stuff. It's female stuff. He's like, Oh, my balls as well. You don't want to hear about it.

Lewis Hobba  17:04   Also, we cut the guy trying to get out of PA.

Nina Oyama  17:07   Yeah, exactly.

Dan Ilic  17:09   I'm pretty sure swollen bows are really strong indication of an STD as well. So maybe he was just using that as a slight excuse to get out of the wedding perhaps?

Lewis Hobba  17:18   Yeah, it definitely like the first comment underneath that was like the most like done. It was like going that guy's got chlamydia. And like, once you start to start seeing that decision tree in reverse, like a guy's engaged, but he has chlamydia. And he hasn't gotten it from his fiance. So he's gotten it from someone else. Now the woman has gone. Why do you have such big balls? And he has two decisions in that moment. One is to say I've cheated on you two weeks before the wedding. Or the other say the vaccine gave me giant balls. Now I don't know this man. I don't know him at all. But I can see a world in which he made the decision that he obviously made in which now Nicki Minaj is telling everyone that chlamydia is COVID

Dan Ilic  17:57   she's telling 22 million people there are people in in Australia are talking about on the podcast

Nina Oyama  18:03   started beef with Boris Johnson like she started beef with a world leader. That's next level shit. I'm nothing but respect for my my prime minister, Nicki Minaj.

Lewis Hobba  18:14   Also, do you say that Trinidad and Tobago released a statement today saying we've literally gone through all of the people who have reported to any medical stuff and no one in Trinidad Tobago has come through with big bowl so this is just this is just made up of

Heath Franklin  18:29   doctors out there with rules. Everyone

Lewis Hobba  18:35   that scales with a tiny little scales underneath every man and we can say the balls a normal,

Heath Franklin  18:40   full blown national ball audit across a

Nina Oyama  18:46   double check. I will say though the Pfizer vaccine apparently makes your boobs bigger for like six weeks so I was like well maybe that's like what happens to guys is that you just get like a bit of testy cleavage going on. And that like subsides but

Dan Ilic  19:01   if any testy cleavage was like an appealing thing to kind of show it and flesh out in public you know oh you know you Bowlsby

Nina Oyama  19:10   normalised testy cleavage you guys know

Heath Franklin  19:15   normalise being vaccinated and having big balls as well.

Dan Ilic  19:19   Yeah, you can have big you can have big balls and you can be vaccinated These are two things you can have at the same time Let's not make a mistake here.

Nina Oyama  19:26   Also isn't having big balls like a good thing like whenever you do something that's like really brave everyone's like Oh, they got big balls. Look the balls on that person that so bit like isn't that a compliment?

Dan Ilic  19:35   You can look he has big balls. You can call the later of another country little fella. You can do that. She got big balls. Yeah, ironically,

Heath Franklin  19:42   ironically, lying to your fiance two weeks out from the wedding ism display of tiny little bowls usually

Nina Oyama  19:51   hidden in this scenario like if you were had big balls, wouldn't they be full of more sperm and therefore make you more fertile. Besides As a job,

Dan Ilic  20:03   coach, we need to call Anthony Fauci. We need to get him on the line.

Nina Oyama  20:05   I think Nicki Minaj if you do want to be taken seriously, she should just put a doctor in front of her name because I think like, that's what a lot of rappers do like Dr. Dre, you know, they just make it up just she can do it. This is just so big, just

Unknown Speaker  20:21   irrational fear. They publicly linked the Coronavirus vaccines to impotence Prime Minister, how concerned are you? I'm not familiar with the work of Nicki Minaj

Unknown Speaker  20:31   I'm actually British. I was born there. I went to university there. I went to Oxford. You're listening to a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  20:41   This week's third fear as he said well soars past its 70% first year vaccination target the state was allowed some freedoms including a picnic. Yes. Fully vaccinated people outside of LGA of concern can now gather in groups of five outside and have a picnic. Hey, you banged up for this you bang up for a picnic?

Heath Franklin  21:00   Oh, I got up me when I was first told by Gladys that our treat was going to be picnics. I was like boo Gladys, picnic sock

Nina Oyama  21:07   data was like making sorry

Heath Franklin  21:11   Don't you dare they are the best. I

Nina Oyama  21:13   prefer a champ.

Heath Franklin  21:15   After school we all chomp curly whirly double so yeah, the only really Trump combo is started with the curly whirly because it's intense and then come down the curly Willie methadone is always the

Nina Oyama  21:26   net worth 99 cents and they're like oh my value Oh Dan, you forgot to mention that one of the sponsors of this podcast is is beach big chomp Kelly really combo that anonymous

Dan Ilic  21:40   I'm actually just rocking like having Haitian dinner on the podcast Lewis and I don't have to do any work this year. I

Lewis Hobba  21:46   wasn't allowed chocolate as a kid. I don't get any of these references. If you're typing

Heath Franklin  21:50   Sorry, my mic if you care objects down the line for Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  21:53   thank you, Kara baguette. Oh, Caribbean non dairy milk as blue chips.

Heath Franklin  21:58   Delicious. I remember having not clusters.

Nina Oyama  22:04   Granola is that these

Dan Ilic  22:05   are all items you could probably have at a picnic case. Would you think this is a fine reward having a picnic? Or is it a bit bullshit?

Heath Franklin  22:14   Well, I can say at first I was like burgers and picnics are garbage. You're on the ground like a dog, you know? Or you're on a picnic table. And if you're in the middle of the bench have a picnic table. The only way to get out is like backwards like a scuba diver off a boat. Just kind of Hey, and you know there's nowhere to put your drink down. It's like there's the meats too cold. The salads too hot. It sucks. You know, someone spilled passion in the sky. None of it's gone. Right, right. But after about eight weeks lockdown and Sydney I've similar pigments.

Nina Oyama  22:47   Differently different views of picnics, hate because I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna go I'm gonna like play cards with my friends. We're gonna drink cocktails out of like a picnic basket. Or you're like, I'm like a dog on the ground. With the wrong people.

Heath Franklin  23:03   Oh, picnics with garbage. But now now. It's like getting a chance to leave the house. I mean to picnics, I'm super into picnics.

Lewis Hobba  23:09   This Saturday is going to be bananas. Like this is the first Saturday you can have a picnic in Sydney. The weather is looking pretty nice. I've never heard more people know exactly about the weather on a certain day. Everyone's like, it's looking good. It's fighting up. I don't like here's what I would say. If you are a thief, or a robber, or a burglar, Saturday's gonna be your day. No one is going to be in their house from 10am to 8pm. Go and take all those cheap TVs that people bought from Harvey Norman and lock down while you can you can absolutely clear out the entire city of Sydney.

Dan Ilic  23:43   I've actually paid several young men on Fiverr to go down to open spaces to already pre sit where I could possibly have a picnic. So I'm really looking forward to that going down and you know, taking my pick of the picnic places,

Lewis Hobba  23:59   huh? Oh, Dan, you're in bond. I and people haven't been following restrictions there anyway, have they? Oh,

Dan Ilic  24:04   no man. People have been picnicking for Yeah, weeks here. You know, actually outside my window. I can see often people picnicking in the medium strips like they're there. People come out of their houses to have lunch in the median strip. That's what folks do here. Yeah, nature

Nina Oyama  24:18   is usually where the buyers want to touch some grass. Dan, just let him do it.

Heath Franklin  24:25   What are you saying we're not allowed to have picnics here because I've been having picnics all week. I've been nowhere

Lewis Hobba  24:30   on Monday, but this is the first Saturday. Oh yeah,

Heath Franklin  24:33   no. I work in the arts. I've got nothing else to do. I've been picnicking just everywhere. There's all sorts of picnics I went to I was like one at two picnic blankets already. And then I just had made out of picnic blanket material because I'm tired of carrying them around.

Lewis Hobba  24:49   Actually such a boon for big blanket. If you're in the game, you get ready to party level on your house.

Dan Ilic  24:55   Just set a level of convenience side digit level of convenience that verges on genius as

Heath Franklin  24:59   your bring up a titan company and just buy buy buy buy stocks get into Titan now because it's gonna be messy.

Nina Oyama  25:07   I feel like all my friends have gotten into crocheting so they've just made their own cute little blankets and they get to show them off and Instagram them and I'm, I'm happy for them, you know?

Heath Franklin  25:16   save you save your energy for yarn bombing hipsters bow. Wow.

Lewis Hobba  25:21   The word yarn bombing in a really long time, man back in my day. That was the only war you experienced the great yarn bomb of 20 2010

Dan Ilic  25:32   went off so slowly. Hey, Sam tillison beatniks that also went on,

Heath Franklin  25:35   I went to a goth themed picnic. They had a cool table that looks like a coffin. But that turned out to be a funeral. I joined a random picnic. I was in between picnics. So I bought like a big one litre type of hummus as an icebreaker. I just walked up to some strangers. And I said, Hey, it looks like you're a brochure of a picnic and they all cheered and high five me and just slid on here. And then I went out, and I bought a convertible because a car with a roof is just a car. But a car with no roof is a mobile picnic. And so now I can picnic on the way to the picnics. I also tried to share our picnic, but the trolley wheels kept getting caught in the grass. And I ended up burning one of my friends pretty badly with a stack of porn and chive dumplings. I was also getting a lot of three and four person picnics. So I set up an account on Tinder, Grindr and Bumble Just to fill out the numbers. my avatar was a photo of a corner operated barbecue and the profile just said no sex, just picnic stuff. I went to a nitpickers picnic where we set up a picnic and other people's picnics and pointed out all the little things that were wrong with their picnics. Alright, I had a vote on picnic where I met with the other four lions, but we weren't sure of forming Voltron constituted a sixth person. So we just decided to play it safe. But then it was just a bunch of robot lions sitting in a park drinking rose. I

Nina Oyama  26:53   understand that reference, because I'm not a fucking nerd.

Heath Franklin  26:58   See you later. You're also not 40 I was having a picnic and I saw a neo nazi picnic close by forming and then an Tifa picnic set up next to them as some sort of like cancer picnic. And I thought this is gonna get really ugly, but it didn't because picnics are very calming down. They're very clean.

Nina Oyama  27:21   I really thought the payoff was going to be better than that. Hey, waiting to be like, mine camping chair or something.

Heath Franklin  27:40   These are all saves you guys. Like you know what I mean? to do an old golden slam tribute picnics. Yep. Which is where I went from an English picnic to a French picnic to an Australian picnic to a Japanese picnic to an American picnic. And I just dominated each picnic.

Nina Oyama  27:58   And then you did it and then you drink out of a trophy.

Dan Ilic  28:01   Did you do a Shui?

Heath Franklin  28:02   I didn't do I didn't do a shoe we know that I am but there's only three people that have dominated all five picnics. And I went to a Josh frydenberg job keeper picnic, which was an absolute disaster. He was like I think 40% of the food cost actually the 60% cost a different amount and also very both ancestral shoes because when we look What are you talking about? Josh? You don't even know numbers, you moron. And you can guess it was there I guess it was there. Jerry Harvey Harvey helped himself but then we were like boo, Jerry Yellow Dog put it back. And then I looked over at Specsavers plate, and they had 19 million Australian sausages. Despite posting profits for the designated period, and you wrote

Nina Oyama  28:50   that it's improvised

Heath Franklin  28:53   off the time I get it. You've shamed me into not doing it anymore. No.

Lewis Hobba  29:06   One was a real low I'm sorry. Sorry. Hey, all the rest of the moral highs

Nina Oyama  29:09   now I'm loving this picnic material more than I love actual picnic material which is taught

Heath Franklin  29:15   how to have a drink every time you hear the word picnic. That's my advice. By the end of it, you'll be dead and you won't have terrible jokes.

Nina Oyama  29:24   Oh, come on. Nick he's just barely better that's what I've

Dan Ilic  29:30   done let Nina bully you. Come on.

Heath Franklin  29:32   Let's go. I went to a Met Gala picnic. Actually, we couldn't sit down because if it's ridiculous one of my mates put two surfboards in a king single fitted sheet and then got in and then six shot afterwards. One of my other mates winners a letterbox phasmid which is where you see a letterbox you think it's a normal letterbox and then you got to put letters in it and it moves and it turns out it's my brand and dressed as a letterbox. Then I did another another friend who did like a schnitzel origin story costume and lay down it's a mistake and then rolled around of some bread crumbs. And I think it's safe to say that she misunderstood the assignment. And I myself for the Met Gala picnic put myself into a sequence neoprene cowl zone, which was dragged in by a pantomime Pegasus. I also went to a no no core pirate metal album released picnic. If you're

Dan Ilic  30:33   wondering if you're just joining us, you're listening to the picnic podcast on the picnic Podcast Network. You want us to hate Franklin giving a list of picnics he's been so in the last four days. He's currently been to quite a few if you want to hear check out the podcast or rational fi.com continue hate you

Nina Oyama  30:51   know he's this does go for four more hours right

Heath Franklin  30:54   this? Yeah, I spent a lot of time thinking about picnics. I did a lot of research.

Dan Ilic  31:03   What other techniques have you been to hate?

Heath Franklin  31:05   Well, as I was actually talking about the Norwegian deathcore pirate metal album release picnic when I was interrupted, which was really scary at first, but actually metal heads are really nice people. And there was a salad there that was quite nice. And I got the recipe

Nina Oyama  31:18   I went to picnic to I went to a picnic where it was as the only girl and there were the rest of them were all straight guys. And it was called a picnic. It was called the irrational fear podcast.

Heath Franklin  31:36   I'm sorry. I talked about picnics out a few more but one. To one I had a picnic. Nicki Minaj his cousin's friend. The whole thing thinking I was sitting on a beanbag, but it was not Nicki Minaj his friends. Balls I was sitting on his balls the whole time.

Dan Ilic  32:00   Oh my God

Heath Franklin  32:01   just before the way

Nina Oyama  32:02   and that was the key Minaj picnic

Heath Franklin  32:07   picnic Minaj tribute ball sec. Pitney

Dan Ilic  32:10   was there like it was a like a highlight. Did you have your favourite picnic? Because what is the one of the lists that you wanted to share with us?

Heath Franklin  32:16   That will be good picnics, but like he might offence picnics are more versatile than I first thought. And I've also when I'm scrolling for about a week so I'm losing my mind.

Nina Oyama  32:30   I actually went to a picnic and I'm the food was all like, jumbled up like it was all like meshed into each other was so crazy. Because it was brought in a total basket case. I'm trying to I'm just trying to bat with the best here.

Heath Franklin  32:48   See, picnic materials not as easy as

Unknown Speaker  32:57   this is a rational view.

Dan Ilic  33:00   This way, one of our Patreon members put a clip on our Discord. And it was a juice media style honest government ad from South Africa. It was really funny. It was informative as about the ways and means that the South African Energy Department go about extracting fossil fuels. It reminded me of another country let's have a listen to it.

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Dan Ilic  34:49   The God now that was so great, like most of those things in South Africa, you could have just replaced with Australia. I mean, sure. Nelson Mandela. We don't have one of those. You can Replace every shine worn but everything else is pretty similar. It comes from a satirical outfit on YouTube called political our way. It's one of its creators is Steven horn. Welcome to rational fear, Stephen.

Stephen Horn  35:11   Hi, Dan. Thanks so much for having me. And hi to everyone else.

Dan Ilic  35:14   It was really great like Naina hate Lewis and I have been making satirical comedy in Australia for 15 years. Or Nina hasn't maybe 1010 years. No,

Nina Oyama  35:25   no. Little baby in high school making satire.

Dan Ilic  35:33   And I think the point the point is, like, when you watch a clip like that, like so many things, and then I'm like, Oh, my God, that just could be Australia. Do you? Do you find it funny that there's a country on the other side of the world that is like going through the exact same shit you're going through?

Stephen Horn  35:48   It's very funny, and it's very relatable as well. I think that it just goes to show how across the board, these politicians aren't taking the climate crisis seriously. So that was that was our vibe is just to throw light on that. And I didn't I might be mistaken. This is just coming to my head right now. Did you guys also have a coal plant that like blew up or something?

Dan Ilic  36:10   Yeah, in Queensland about six months ago called plant

Stephen Horn  36:15   that one in our video.

Heath Franklin  36:18   From the telegraph.

Dan Ilic  36:19   Yeah, no, it's perfect. Like it was like it was like this. The perfect analogy is like phox, South Africa is just Australia on the other side of the on the other side of the world.

Stephen Horn  36:27   I guess that's why so many South Africans went to you guys, maybe you guys will start coming here? I don't know. Yeah, I was just gonna say that that power plant that they started when then the dupion consilio are two of the biggest coal power stations in the world that they started building clearly when they already knew that they're going to have to shut them down pretty much once they completed because of the climate change stuff. So they took but they took years and years over. It was I don't know, thumbtack this but it feels like about 10 years overdue, or at least five. And, you know, billions of rands over over budget. And then the week it gets launched, it blows up.

Heath Franklin  37:10   challenges the challenge especially

Dan Ilic  37:16   now you sure it wasn't blowing up from an eco terrorists blowing it out? Or is it inside job,

Stephen Horn  37:21   perhaps they beat the running gag when we were setting up this episode, we're going to have my co writers kg Mojave user is a really well known South African comedian. He just like brought it right back for us as like, you know, like, myself and some of my other colleagues on the show who are like quite close, like climate, you know, conscious He's like, but like, Guys, we have a lot going on here. Like to give some perspective, you know, South Africa is not Australia in in many other respects when it comes to unemployment, poverty, inequality, racial difficulties that still enjoy after apartheid. So you know, gender based violence, there's a lot going on, that's kind of the running theme. So that became a theme we pulled into the video is like, South Africans don't care about climate change, but actually, like we are feeling the effects. So it was playing with that and and kind of like trying to make people also like irritate people enough to go out and protest. It's like, they're not going to share this video, like fact climate change kind of thing.

Lewis Hobba  38:20   Steven, and I, what is it? What's the like, media coverage of climate change, like in South Africa, because a big problem in Australia is essentially that, like 70% of the news media is dominated by one company, you may have heard of it. It's News Corp, headed by Rupert Murdoch. And they up until a week ago, didn't believe in climate change. And all the papers basically reflected that. Is there any kind of coverage of it in South Africa?

Stephen Horn  38:44   So there is, it's getting better? It has, it's definitely not anywhere near where it needs to be. Like, given the severity of it, and the fact that our country is heating twice as fast as the planetary average. We've got droughts, we've got all these kinds of issues. I mean, for me, it's soda way. Yeah.

Nina Oyama  39:04   Feels like this feels like a first date. And we've immediately just started bonding over our shared trauma. Yeah, you guys are closer cuz we're both back.

Heath Franklin  39:17   Arms reaching across the Indian Ocean touching each other being like, let's go out together.

Stephen Horn  39:24   We nearly like I live in Cape Town, and we nearly ran out of water like not so long ago. It was like global headlines. And so I can't quite fathom how fast we all sort of moved on from that. Oh, it rained, but will it rain next time?

Dan Ilic  39:37   Oh, this is this is I think the point where we're at now. You know, two years ago, we had catastrophic bushfires rip through Australia like huge bush Pfizer mill, a billion animals died a billion animals that is tonnes of symbols. And that was many people thought, well, this is going to be the moment where Australians go well, we should probably do something about climate change because it Fact. And regrettably, the COVID pandemic has kind of wiped that off the table for the meantime, but it's still still lives large in people's brains. Most of the people in the elections want to see climate action happen. But there's a lot of institutional things getting in the way of that happening. Do you feel like a lot of people in South Africa want to see climate action?

Stephen Horn  40:18   I think that we discussed this on a series we did before because we've done climate quite a lot of climate coverage. And we do get this argument that people like going but why are you talking about this? That doesn't seem like a priority. But actually people who don't have a voice rural people who are the majority of the country don't, you know, don't have the necessarily use the language of climate change, but are experiencing the effects. And so we tried to highlight that and on a previous episode, we did we had like the kind of Greta thunberg of South Africa, an amazing young activist called they are committee Topher who told us about her family's like farm, like where she's from in the Eastern Cape where they are struggling to grow food, and like this is real problems happening right now. And so, yeah, I think that South Africans want to see action. But there is an awareness problem. And I again, like like you were talking about the media, we need a lot more media coverage of it.

Heath Franklin  41:14   Have you guys tried putting chaplains in schools at all?

Stephen Horn  41:20   We had about eight zero chaplains or something.

Heath Franklin  41:25   I don't know how many chaplains we need to keep throwing at the problem. But we need more chaplains

Dan Ilic  41:31   a segue to our shooting shady policies well known in Cape Town that's good. In the clip that I've just played afterwards you talk about this protest. It's going to be happening next week, the uproot the DMR a protest what is that protest all about?

Stephen Horn  41:44   Yeah, so uproot the DMR is a is a movement that's kind of draws its name. It's inspired by that hashtag uproot the system protests, which are global in nature, and are being, you know, pushed by the global climate climate movement. And so it's like our localised version, which takes aim at the DMR II, which is the Department of mineral resources and energy, and this government department, you guys, you would have seen this, Dan took it upon themselves to kind of retweet our tweet of our video which criticises them for not doing enough about climate change and Mythbusters fake news. So it's essentially like blowing the whole thing up like massively so we're like, thanks, guys.

Dan Ilic  42:29   They they shared your video and tonnes of people will now know who you are, because of that,

Stephen Horn  42:34   literally skyrocketing it into the stratosphere. So we're so grateful. But yeah, so that that's

Dan Ilic  42:43   Taylor retweeted our coal keeper campaign, that would have been great if Angus Taylor retweeted a cold caper campaign to say it's fake news. Congratulations, that's that's you can buy that kind of publicity that takes you ostensibly extensively, your energy minister is an influencer for you. Yes, yes.

Stephen Horn  42:59   He's on our payroll. And

Dan Ilic  43:04   now, the idea is that you want to get rid of your enemy energy minister convinced the Prime Minister get rid of the energy minister, is that right? Do you think that is? Is that a possibility of happening at all

Stephen Horn  43:13   very complicated politics and then against behind the scenes and but you know, our energy minister is is kind of part of the ruling party's top top brass so it's a long shot but that's kind of the point of the campaign is to say to our president sir Rama poza Look, we need green renewable energy clean energy and we need more it's not only just about the energy it's also about kind of a justice aspects and and mining and pot of pot you know, what I thought would interest you as as well hugely on that side of the world is there's a different part of the clip I don't think he showed it but it's it's the three step land extractor process so we invent we have this like product that comes in and it's like, you know, get your Get your copy now. And it's an invitation to fossil fuel companies and mining companies to come and extract resources and fossil fuels here in South Africa, supposedly because we don't care about climate change. And and that that part of the video, that three step process where we show how the government or the the the, the ministry has has kind of almost, you know, colluded or they support these mining interests, you know, so that one area and the wet and the wild coast of South Africa, a beautiful, pristine environment where local communities, you know, want to like they have they have the connections to the land. And they found that as areas and they want to promote ecotourism and that kind of thing. They have been fighting to keep their land, but government's been putting so much pressure to actually push through a mine a titanium sands mining deal with an Australian company called the mineral resources limited. So if you look them up, they are so your mining companies are out there trying to like extract what they can get out of this

Dan Ilic  44:58   Westerners. This is like a Western Australian miner he's a complete cowboy. He had some time in jail for fraud or something. And now works now has a shell company that works out of out of South Africa to like rip apart rip apart the wild coast of South Africa. Yep,

Lewis Hobba  45:14   looked at if you start yelling at everyone from Western Australia who's done some prison time, you're gonna be angering a lot of Western Australians.

Stephen Horn  45:23   Already Yeah, already kind of feeling the heat from some veiled threats from the Ministry. But one of the crazy things is like the one of the crazy things they did is like in South Africa, you have to get our environmental laws are actually quite good. It did, but they don't always get like adhered to. But one of the things is you have to get community buy in, you know, to go ahead with a kind of big project company project in your backyard. And so what is like a parrot lizard, apparently what's happened and what we documented in the video, they literally basked in people from outside the area to come and register themselves as living in that area and voting in favour of the companies like exploit exploitation. So it's kind of crazy stuff like that. And that's why we just knew we had to do this video because there's a lot going wrong that needs to be sorted out.

Dan Ilic  46:11   Steven, thank you so much. If you want to watch that video, it's gonna be in our show notes or please head over to irrational fear.com and we'll chuck it in the newsletter as well. Good luck with political airway. Thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear.

Stephen Horn  46:24   away away. Thank you Have a good one.

Dan Ilic  46:26   Big thanks to all of our guests tonight. Louis harbour ah Franklin Nina Yama or so Gridley Jackson, do you guys want to plug anything hates you wanna plug anything?

Heath Franklin  46:34   Yeah, I want to plug picnics. Because the thing to do? Get out there get into anyway.

Dan Ilic  46:42   NATO Yama. What do you wanna plug?

Nina Oyama  46:45   Ah, um, what question everything. I was on it last week. And it would be nice if he watched it.

Dan Ilic  46:53   It's a good show. I watched it last night. It's really really funny. Lewis turn up like anything.

Lewis Hobba  46:57   Nothing from me, dad.

Dan Ilic  46:59   Steven, what do you what have you?

Stephen Horn  47:01   I guess just politically aware. So check us out on YouTube and to spell aware which by the way is South African word meaning Hello or acknowledging someone? It's a W eh? politically away? Please subscribe.

Dan Ilic  47:14   Now Jude juice media has a term of a coin called shit. fuckery is there a is there an Afrikaans version of shit fuckery.

Stephen Horn  47:21   I had to ask my Afrikaans colleague because I'm not fluent, unfortunately. But he gave me He gave me folker a Afrikaans word for shitters and when I looked at the definition because it's interesting at cactus stock recei is feels like what we have here sometimes which I think is the like a sheet of Christie a caucus. C is a government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state. That's it you guys so we have

Lewis Hobba  47:56   a second day.

Dan Ilic  47:59   We're gonna get married. Big thanks to rug Mike's the Bertha foundation of Jacob brown on the tepanyaki timeline. All of our new Patreon supporters this week Belinda noble from communicators to Claire max Nicholas LAN Michaud, who's running for the Senate Gaya sorry Arnold Maureen Chuck Helen, Lindy Cobb one Danny Peter Webster, Mary Anna Hendren, and some guy named George just signed up off the basis of the 11am press conference. He wants a special shout out the next 11am press conference a big thank you, George. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of good not. And what we'll do is I'll leave you with last week's 11am press conference so you can have a listen to it. Thanks a lot. Okay, thank you. Thanks, everyone. Okay, great. First of all, can I say how pleasing it is to hear so many people in this apartment block, yell at apartment number two, for playing Arctic Monkeys do I want to know on loop at 3am last night, it is so pleasing to hear everybody join in with a collective Shut up. That's really important. And please, we want to see more of that behaviour in this apartment block. So thank you for that. As of 8pm last night, we have seen three new episodes of Ted lasso, and two new episodes of what we do in the shadows. Those episodes had already existed in the community and we are just catching up to them now. So what we want to do is be able to see more of those episodes sooner, but we realised there is a limit to how many streaming services people can sign up for. But as a little treat, there will be more episodes of succession for those who persist longer than the two week trial that binge is offering currently. So that's something to look forward to. For everyone that's on being as is a health advice. We have been going to the toilet a lot more often. But please can I just want to remind people if you are doing a number two, please Please close the door after you to avoid airborne contaminants affecting the living space. This is a real issue. So please, please keep that door shut. Okay. For lunch today, it will be a spinach and tuna salad, as is the health advice. I just want to stress here, I just want to stress that it can be tempting to order a Portuguese chicken chilli chips and solo combo from the local shop and have it delivered. But he is he did that's fine in normal times, but it's not conducive to the long term sustainability of someone that's been in lockdown for over 10 weeks. Okay, you just can't keep that up. So tuna and spinach it is today. Now, can I say? On the weekend? We did witness about 12,000 people down at Bondi Beach just a few blocks from here. But the numbers haven't at 9000 those people were from the Daily Mail and Channel Nine taking photos of everyone else. So please, if you do have to go to bond I beg please wear a mask. So you aren't identified by Sydney confidential. Okay. All right now we'll take your questions. I've got some here from Twitter, climate patriot. Why have I never seen you in the same room as Jon Lovitz, and David Mitchell well, climate patriots, this is an offensive question. Okay. And I'm not going to answer it. Okay. Mary wiper. What time does Dan Murphy's open? look across most LGs it's some it's 9am to 8pm. But there are some LG A's that do it differently. So Guilford randwick, North Ryde, you're looking at 10am opening in mosman. It's a different closing time. 7pm. And they do that because you can't trust rich white people. You give them an inch, they take a mile and they build a hedge around that mile and no one's allowed to walk there. Okay. Gary Moore, why do we put an extra x in anti vaxxers? Look, Gary, that was a decision taken at national cabinet. The federal health minister wanted to put three x's in there triple x, as is he's wanting the premiers. We just thought one was enough. So we met halfway. That's one of those. There's two in anti vaxxers. Okay. Hopefully that answers your question. Guido to saldi. What is the philosophical significance of girdles theorems. Look, we I think we all know how good it was a brilliant thinker, but I wasn't a mainstream thinker. He had a lot of gaps. In his theory, it's safe to say his his theories have more gaps than a block of Swiss cheese. So that's that. Wilker last what's for lunch? Like we said in the briefing, spinach and tuna Wilker that is the current plan. Taking the best advice from health there. Okay. Kim Fitzgerald, why is there air? Look him?

The air is here, Kim. Okay. We're committed to air. And can I just stress there are some in the press who say we should get rid of you, you know, get rid of the air get rid of the virus, but that's not going to happen. Okay. Areas necessary for life. And the current advice from health is that we must make err, mandatory. Okay. Thanks, Kim. Peter credit when asked do you scrunch or fold? Look, it is a tough question. And the advice currently is to do whatever you can do in front of you. There is research still being done. Currently, we're doing both we scrunching and folding. But if all you have is the ability to scratch them scrunch. If you're waiting for someone to teach you how to fold, we don't suggest that at all. Stretch now. You can learn to fold later. Okay, now is the time to scratch. Okay? You can't be fussy about scrunching or folding. Alright, Miss Wolfie wolf asks, Are we there yet? No. All right. Thanks very much, everyone. Thanks very much. Thank

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Dan Ilic  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation. Good evening Lewis. Hello Daniel. How are you? I'm well I'm well and I just want to say a big sorry to Jane Kara who was gonna join us for this show. But she had a computer glitch and can no longer join us. And this is the second time that she's been ousted from irrational fear thanks to computer glitches. I don't know exactly what's going on there.

Lewis Hobba  0:26   I don't know one doesn't want to hear.

Dan Ilic  0:29   Someone can't handle the truth Bill Gates can't handle the truth. Hey, Louis, remember when I when I found out that we were on a list of best podcasts in Australia and we were 97 I found out I'm on another list this week. I'm in the in the watch list. I'm in the top 500 most influential tweeters on climate change. I'm between shell and the United States Department of Energy. Do you have any idea where that puts me?

Lewis Hobba  0:59   Like between 304 137/37

Dan Ilic  1:01   influential person on Twitter according to coordinate this list slightly above the IPCC and the climate council?

Lewis Hobba  1:14   Yeah, having you in between those two? I don't know if you've seen that that new KFC burger where they like invert the fillets and the feeling is instead of putting the good things in the middle they put the two chicken fillets as bread and they put the feeling in the middle yes you you're in the middle you're the little bit of lettuce you're the healthy decision as to unhealthy chicken fillets killing the world on the other end.

Dan Ilic  1:38   That's right and it's you know, on the put it another way, like on the beat you don't want in your chicken burger. Yeah. I thought that was really fun. Hey, I'm recording my end of irrational fear and gadigal land in the yard nation's sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

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Dan Ilic  2:10   Tonight America asked whoever the last one out of Afghanistan is to please turn out the light and Scott Morrison came to Sydney to give the headline address at the safety for Jenny and the girls brunch summit. And Western Australia records Australia's biggest ever surplus. Even that can't justify $7 flat whites. It's the 10th of September 2021. And we're all out of Kmart plates. This is a rational, irrational

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former wag Dan Ilic It is great to have your company let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. I I was gonna introduce Jen Kara, but I won't because she's not here. So instead, I'll introduce Blair to laser laser laser is one of the most effective climate activists. She co founded 350 dot org. And she was also at a very special news called function 18 years ago, which we're going to talk about a little later on. Welcome Blair to irrational fear. Thank you. Great to be here. And he's been labelled as a COVID crisis actor. Does this mean he's eligible for best new talent at the Lucky's it's the host of the dead dead society podcast. It is comedian Mitch garling. Mitch, welcome to the podcast. Thank you. You have had quite a wait place. Take Lewis and Blair through it. What happened this week? Well, look,

Unknown Speaker  3:36   it was pretty crazy. It was pretty crazy. First of all, I love the idea about best new talent for the lucky that is great, I will write that down.

Dan Ilic  3:45   I've got some bad news and leggies has been cancelled the last two years, you know,

Mitch Garling  3:50   you might have just tried again. Or if maybe if COVID hangs around for a bit longer. I'll go 2022 logos or 2023, something like that. But essentially guys, what happened was is there was a bunch of videos going around of patients in the hospital was filmed and released by New South Wales health that these people that had COVID checking in on them saying, you know, don't obviously don't get it. That's a that's a big one. But it's like just checking in on them really. And apparently one of the guys looked like me. So I started getting a lot of hype. So people people went into my acting star now profile and my name and my Facebook page and ran with it. And yeah, I copped a lot of abuse over the last 10 let's say 10 days now.

Dan Ilic  4:40   So just just to clarify you're not in a guy called a sama who lives in Western Sydney

Unknown Speaker  4:47   zero COVID zero sama you know it's not assignment not don't have COVID never had it have been COVID tested twice. I don't know if that if I need to prove that I definitely don't have it and not, not pretending to have it either is the biggest thing, I think.

Dan Ilic  5:08   I mean, are there any benefits to being labelled as a COVID? crisis activity cost in more COVID crisis things like you know, the boom industry?

Lewis Hobba  5:16   meaa letting you sign up?

Unknown Speaker  5:20   I think we get a I think as like, it's a bit of a, what's the word as like a benefit friends of Gladys kind of thing? I think we get out October 16. Instead of Mitch, have

Lewis Hobba  5:32   you? Have you found out any way to contact the person who you're supposed to have been? No, I haven't. I've

Unknown Speaker  5:38   literally was thinking about that today. Because now now that things have changed from your piece of shit to you guys should get together. That is actually such a good idea.

Lewis Hobba  5:50   This is such a weird 2021

Unknown Speaker  5:54   Yeah, and there's only a certain amount of people that will even appreciate the photo of human eye together. But I'm gonna hit that like that. That group thing. I love it.

Dan Ilic  6:06   This is a Netflix sitcom. We're waiting to happen. This is great.

Unknown Speaker  6:10   This is your 20 2021 version of that perfect strangers. We'd like Bronson Pinto. Do you remember that? Like the so now? I've absolutely I thought that was gonna hit. I thought that

Dan Ilic  6:23   coming up later, we're gonna chat with bear plays about News Corp, and how they moving from a climate change denier to being a climate change action hero but whose benefit before then here's a message from this week's sponsor.

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Dan Ilic  7:24   This week's first fear guy Sebastian apologises for posting a pro vaccination vaccination campaign to his Instagram but refuses to apologise for angels brought me here. I would never tell people what to do when it comes to what they put in their body Sebastian said in an Instagram post. At the same time Sebastian's wife immediately deleted several posts of her own telling people that they should be putting nature's way vitae gummies in their bodies. I don't know I've done my own research here. And according to several sources on the internet nature's way vitae gummies are incredibly delicious. Sophie mangas has guy Sebastian, let us down here, Mitch garling. Look,

Unknown Speaker  7:59   I'm not sure if he's let us down. as such. I think there seems to be a lot of questions about like everything here. We're talking about guy we're talking about jaws a lot of this. These two seem to be coming up. But the problem that I have is that once again, no one is giving any respect to nosy no one has bought at any point. No one has even asked how he's doing what he thinks. Does he take vitamins? Yeah, we don't know.

Lewis Hobba  8:29   Yeah, yeah. He's sitting there going. What about me? I was the first thing I did, Mitch, at the moment I saw the guy's Russian story. The first thing I did was go straight to nauset Instagram just to see if he'd made any comment. He's a Instagram is like, genuine pure country dat energy. It's just like he is he is my new truck. He is a roast lamb. He is the shape that I was writing for the last three years before I turned it into this first lamb

Dan Ilic  8:59   guys video did have a strong kind of hostage feel about it. Like he really felt like he was being held hostage by a whole bunch of his his fans for promoting vaccines. Yeah, I mean, he said in he said in this video, and I think it's interesting. There are personal circumstances that everybody has to consider when it takes the vaccine. So what are these personal circumstances it is so hard to kind of even fathom what those personal circumstances are. Things like belief in science big stuff. Actually, I feel like that's it because he's a large part of his audience are really hugely Christian and there's like all these rumours about about stem cells and foetuses being used in these vaccines. And that's the personal circumstances just say it decide guy put it out there. Exactly. Let us know how crazy you

Blair Palese  9:51   are. If you're gonna, you know circle around trying to not nail it down one way or the other. You know, the apology after for the apology. The apology seems largely confused at the end of it.

Lewis Hobba  10:04   It's actually so amazing because he between this and the apology had to make for being like Scott Morrison's, sort of show pony for the announcement of the funding for performing artists. It's now at a point where most Australians are more familiar with these public apologies than his songs.

Dan Ilic  10:22   Yeah, I really liked I really liked his 920 19 apology. Yeah, he's 2022 apology tour is pretty good.

Lewis Hobba  10:29   When there's the award for Best compilation of public apologies. He's absolutely going to ramp that in.

Dan Ilic  10:36   I'm really enjoying what man with the dominant klore on YouTube has said, what happened to not getting advice from some guy on the internet?

Unknown Speaker  10:45   There's that whole thing going around that he's patient zero anyway, because of the the Instagram photos of him in Wuhan in late 2019.

Dan Ilic  10:55   Oh my God, is this is this true?

Unknown Speaker  10:58   Yeah. So it's kind of a it's kind of interesting. Like, I mean, now the now the anti Vax stance kind of makes sense. It's like you don't want to ruin your own work. Yeah, you're not wrong about that video.

Lewis Hobba  11:12   That photo that this is talking about? Like it's obviously it's incredible. But that the it's so good the captions that he puts on it, uh, so perfect. It's him in we're in Busan. And the caption is, he's like, so great to be here. Beautiful word hon. I showed it ate some strange things. Hashtag big things coming. I did it. Well is incredible. That is incredible. He is patient zero.

Unknown Speaker  11:40   Wow. irrational fear is horrible. But we also need to put things into perspective. There are 8 million citizens who don't have a choice in how they spend their free time. That is no way to leave. Your fear is irrational.

Dan Ilic  11:53   Now remember when Scott Morrison and Greg Hahn said that Australia was at the front of the queue when it came to ordering the Pfizer vaccine. Well, linked emails have shown that the Pfizer Pfizer reached out to the government in June last year saying hey, Australia, we've we've got some jabs. Do you want any and then Greg hunt and Scott Morrison rushed to do a deal. Five months later, five months later, in which time the UK in the US got in front of us five months. Now admittedly, it's a bit of a process because Pfizer wanted to be paid in US dollars. So Treasury had to work out just how many commuter car parks I would have to convert to buy the vaccines. See mongers from the front of the queue to the back of the queue. I'm beginning to think that our leaders are not very good at their jobs.

Lewis Hobba  12:41   What do you think? Well, Dad, I mean, the Liberal Party over the last what 20 years has been very adamant about not wanting cue jumpers in this country. And I do think that you got to give it to them. I really have put their money where their mouth is

Dan Ilic  12:54   they leading by example. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  12:57   you can't help but wonder if any normal person had failed that badly at their job. And yet they're still in there. You know, not just one The Little Miss major mistake. 1000 people dead after the next but still in there. No accountability.

Dan Ilic  13:13   You can't we can't get rid of them. We can't get rid of them for another few months. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  13:17   the health minister or the health department just comes across as a almost as a bit of a player or they come across as a bit of a fuck boy if I'm being honest. Like if you look at it, it's like, you know, they they got Pfizer interested, they hooked them in. Then they left them on red.

Dan Ilic  13:34   Now negging now negging Pfizer.

Unknown Speaker  13:38   And then five months later, they come back when there's no better options, they come back and they're like, where are you at? Like, come on. Now.

Dan Ilic  13:45   Come on. Just a little prick. Just little prick. Come on. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  13:50   You have a question mark message at 3am in the morning. He's Pfizer up like that.

Lewis Hobba  13:55   Their defence is kind of like everyone's a hindsight here or we could all do it and there is like 5% of that that is true. Like I do remember when they were talking about the vaccines and everyone was talking about like one one company is going to make billions of dollars here. And every like non health experts non government experts were everyone was like man, if I've got 100 bucks I'm chucking it in like one medical company here just to say just so no one quite knew who was gonna win. So there is a degree of that like shore in hindsight we didn't know but also the idea of just like not showing up to a meeting with the one of the world's biggest companies when you knew that a vaccine was on the way that 95% of it is so dumb

Dan Ilic  14:37   pandemic when when that's the that's the bloody job.

Unknown Speaker  14:41   The only way and you know when you think this would be a good thing, why not throw us some effort at all three and then see which one sticks on the wall?

Lewis Hobba  14:51   That's actually what they should have done play. It's just gotten a few professional gamblers. We're really did that in Australia. Yeah. Pfizer is in lane one. madona is in lane two. Yeah, just got Bruce McAvennie to call the whole thing would have been gripping.

Dan Ilic  15:06   Yeah rather set up the National COVID Coordination Committee, which basically started a gas pipeline. They should have just got sportsmen to give them advice. Yeah, looks like guy, you know, I know we're paying them $2.50 AstraZeneca we're paying $1.80 to come through madona coming through and $4 ad

Unknown Speaker  15:27   considering some of the advice that you can find online. Getting advice about vaccines from an X 40 player is probably Alright, like that's better than getting Tommy's wife or something, which seems to be the thing that happened at the moment.

Lewis Hobba  15:42   The response from Scott Morrison is like, there's no greater sign that someone has fucked up and hearing a politician say, we're not looking at the past. We're looking at the future. Like you sent a Google Alert for that sentence. Every time someone has said it. Just like

Dan Ilic  15:59   that person should be fired. Yes,

Lewis Hobba  16:01   it should be fired. That is a fireable offence that sentence

Unknown Speaker  16:05   rational fear that's a matter for the Queensland Government. I mean, that's a matter for the premier. That's a matter that all rise with other premiers and Chief Ministers. That's really a question to the brilliant, that's a matter of I'm happy to take up with the other premiers and Chief Ministers a rational theory.

Dan Ilic  16:19   Now we're going to play Hang on a sec. I'll play a video if you want to chime in simply say, hang on a sec, and I'll stop the tape. This week's Hang on a sec comes from the Prime Minister's Instagram, where he's wishing us all I guess a you okay Day. Happy? Are you okay?

Unknown Speaker  16:33   Are you okay? Are you okay? Day is that reminder, not just for today, but for every day for us to check, you know each other. We all have those moments, hang on a second. He's

Dan Ilic  16:45   like really leaning over us in this point of view. Like physically, he is dominating this screen, he is looking down on us like we're a little child asking for some more soup. And in a second, he's going to lock us in a room and send us to our room that's very imposing here.

Unknown Speaker  17:00   We already started to think the best of him. And now he looks like some sort of like, sleep demon or something just over the top of me.

Dan Ilic  17:07   I feel like this angle, I feel like I've just been punched by Scott Morrison. And now he's asking me if I'm okay. Like,

Lewis Hobba  17:15   if you're listening on the podcast, imagine that someone has put a phone on the on a table at probably bellybutton height. And then as has leaned over ominously towards the camera, kind of like a scene from the BFG. And like, This man is about to blow a trumpet of evil dreams into your ear and you're never gonna wake up happy again.

Unknown Speaker  17:37   Dude like that he got three seconds in before it looked like he definitely checked a script of some sort. Yeah. If you know it's an IU ik de video. Surely, when you say it, okay, for the second time, you're going to be like, I'll remember that. I think I'm going to remember what these sentences about. Like, it's the first Are you okay? You're like, Oh, yeah, he kind of the find that in almost. But it was the second one where I was like, he wrote a check to that just he checked a script. For sure.

Lewis Hobba  18:08   If he was doing this for ANZAC Day, and on the second day, he'd gone like bland black day, he would have done it.

Unknown Speaker  18:16   We all have times when we really need someone to ask us that question. Give us that invitation to be able to share how we're feeling. So that can help us get through. So ask today, ask every day, check on your mates, your family, your friends, those you work with. Or sometimes it's just seeing someone who might be in a bit of a stress

Unknown Speaker  18:34   and you've got Hang on a second. A bit of stress. Let's talk to Brittany Higgins about stress and how she's feeling this week. I'm sure we'll get to that shortly.

Lewis Hobba  18:47   Yeah, also just going like, you know what it's like when you your family are in a bit of distress. But you separate it from borders. So you just you hire a jet at the taxpayers expense. You pop over and you say your family and you ask them Are you okay? And you should do that every day. I mean, become Prime Minister because it's very easy.

Unknown Speaker  19:08   You pick that up and just ask them Are you okay? too? We are as a country it's what I like about our UK day it's something very Australian

Dan Ilic  19:17   no other no other no other people from any other country have ever checked on that the welfare yeah the thing that will Anderson always goes on about mate ship being uniquely Australian the whole principle Oh, there aren't any other countries in the world that have friends that doesn't exist is so uniquely Australian major

Lewis Hobba  19:37   Spanish a famously solitary people.

Dan Ilic  19:41   Also like he likes this about you okay? Because it's also something the government doesn't have to pay for.

Unknown Speaker  19:49   It's also very like, in terms of Australia, like, I know, it's a very serious thing and it's a great thing that it exists but half the people that I know that ever say are you okay like It is it's it's ironic like it's never it's never genuine. So I don't know it's hard to it's hard to to believe this guy when I know he has a history of being not genuine.

Unknown Speaker  20:11   He pretty much Edison it's hard to believe this guy I could have I could have just stopped there Blair and I mean at least to be fair,

Dan Ilic  20:23   well, you have to remember the interim is Scott Morrison is an ironic Prime Minister, like everything he's done is basically I run everything, everything from the very start of putting his hand around Malcolm Turnbull before he rolled him to say, Oh, this is my leader. I'm ambitious for him.

Lewis Hobba  20:41   If Scott Morrison today said, Malcolm Turnbull attacks, thank you okay. That would be the single funniest thing he could ever have.

Dan Ilic  20:55   Fun, funny and sad at the same time.

Lewis Hobba  21:00   We shouldn't be a diaper bullying but you would have to give a pass to that.

Dan Ilic  21:03   I get away with it too. I don't have that number in my phone. But if I did, I'd call him right now to get him on the podcast to find out if Scott Morrison has sent him an IOU Okay, text.

Unknown Speaker  21:13   I okay, day is the day for Scotty to write some roles that like he could. He could reach out to out to Malcolm or he can wait what was that the guy that he the guy that he stood on his lawn when the guy had just received again? Standing on his lawn and he ruins that guy's lawn? Maybe? Maybe not you like high day text? There might be nice.

Unknown Speaker  21:33   Having a woman the woman with a goat on the chain dad after the bushfires, we forced him to shake hands with him. Right How are you coping right now? Have you got a house yet? You know, things like that?

Dan Ilic  21:46   Yeah. Oh, just check in on anyone who's on narrow or Christmas Island.

Lewis Hobba  21:50   Dan, are you okay? Day is not classically now ruin. It is. It's just it doesn't cross. It doesn't cross the waters like that. Anyway, okay.

Unknown Speaker  22:01   I hope so. If not, there are people there who can help you. But it's not me.

Lewis Hobba  22:08   When he asked, Are you okay, and tried and tried all with all of his mind to sound like a human being. It made me feel like the uncanny valley in animation where things are like, to to human to be fake and to fake to be human. It was real. That was the uncanny valley of questions

Unknown Speaker  22:26   when he said I hope so. It's like, are you okay? I hope so. And it's like, oh, that's Scotty that's so believable. It is it's the was that Mars Attacks. It's the lady with the the the alien the dresses up as the lady in Mars Attacks and tries to fit in and everyone's like, Oh, I think something's off here. That's what is happening right now. I'm sorry that my references a sell off tonight.

Dan Ilic  22:51   Taxes one of my favourite films of 1998 it was really, really good, really good,

Unknown Speaker  22:55   you matter a great deal. And so it's important that we know if you're okay.

Dan Ilic  23:01   That's a bit sinister there. It's important to know if you're okay, that feels like that's coming from the AFP more than anyone else.

Lewis Hobba  23:08   We've read your emails, we know you're not okay. And we're sending the AFP around to check on you.

Unknown Speaker  23:13   You're listening to a rational fear.

Unknown Speaker  23:17   Put back in place, especially with reopening and people going back to pumps and stuff, we will be looking at what contact tracing looks like in the New World Order.

Dan Ilic  23:29   After years of denying that climate change exists, and constantly backing governments whose sole focus is to extract as much coal as possible out of the ground. The baddies in Australian media, aka News Corp. Going to do an about face at least for a couple of weeks and support net zero by 2050 targets up until about cop 26. And reportedly these editorials are going to be led by friend of the show Joe Hildebrand to find out whether these bullshit or not it's a real privilege to have Blair police here is the managing editor of climate and capital media and is one of the most effective climate campaigners in Australia. And 18 years ago Blair Yeah, you were at an event that was meant to change the game on climate for News Corp forever.

Unknown Speaker  24:18   Again, 18 years ago, sitting in a in a room with a lot of journalists and others activists, all the activists were invited, of course, pretty cheap lay of the land there not much on offer in terms of cost centre, good coffee, but a big announcement about this thing called one degree. And one degree was all about how to keep the planet at one degree of warming or less and all the things that newscorp was was going to commit to to reduce its emissions. And I remember sitting around next to people and everybody kind of looked at each other saying, Is this a good thing? This is possibly a good thing. These people are evil. Is this a good thing? Come to find out 18 years on Guess what? another announcement this time it's net zero. That's the catchphrase of this century and 2015 or less, by the time, you know, 2050 rolls around, you could pretty much do absolutely excuse the French jack shit, and it would all still sound relevant to net zero by 2050. So, you know, my theory is that News Corp is given lessons to Scotty from announcements about how to use announcements just as a way to keep people slightly off kilter and confused why you continue to trash the planet with more information about climate denial.

Dan Ilic  25:27   So why are we hearing about it? Now? Why is it being publicised in databases,

Unknown Speaker  25:32   right, this thing called cup 26, coming up in November meeting, there's one country in the West, that is the ultimate bad guy. And guess what, it's Australia. So I think there's just a little bit of an attempt there to try and paint themselves green. Right in maybe, you know, share drinks on opening day Rupert and Co. With the whole the big kind of big names that are there on the first day, there'll be kings, they'll be queens, there'll be president still be you name it, there'll be there. Rupert probably just wants an invite.

Dan Ilic  26:04   Is that is that is that as cynical as it gets? Like Rupert, actually, you know, wants to go to Glasgow, in November,

Unknown Speaker  26:10   probably, you know, the guy hates to miss a big event. buys him space to keep doing exactly what he's doing. Because says one thing does another. He's been doing it for 20 years on climate. So what would change about that?

Dan Ilic  26:25   Do you think we'll say any kind of movement from news Colbert? Or in in this space as a good actor at all? Absolutely not. Well,

Lewis Hobba  26:34   he said, Is there any chat like I you The thing about nice copies, like, you know, obviously they they run their own race, and then you'd say it with something like the like the like the Kevin Rudd election, they will come a point where they realise that they can't keep backing a losing horse to publicly and then right at the last minute, just to like, try to keep people on board. They'll make the switch, and they'll be like, Ah, you know what, Kevin Ryan is actually a really good guy. And then six months later, we'll stop

Unknown Speaker  27:01   to think that rupert murdoch would do that before Scott Morrison, but it's possible.

Lewis Hobba  27:06   Yeah, but I mean, like, is it? Is there a point where like, 80% of Australians want action on climate change? They're like, there is just a point now where like, the only people who don't want to are currently on staff at Sky News. Well, and the last standing fossil fuel company, yeah. And is there a chance that like, they just realising that they're starting to look so stupid now? Is there any chance of that at all? No. I mean, I, I kind of knew the answer, but I think it bothered me and maybe, maybe it does, I hope for a better world

Unknown Speaker  27:35   worth noting in the New York Times article that there is a staff member who's quoted about it, who will not be named because fearing for his life, you have to kind of look at it that way. Right? So if on staff, they've analysis, this big thing, and the staff at large are not allowed to say whether they think Well, yeah, it could be good, but might not you know, you could get shot for less at News Corp. So you know, it's not looking good.

Dan Ilic  28:00   I want you to know, Blair, that is absolute lies because Joe Hildebrand himself has replied to a text when I said when you can come and talk about the climate thing come on irrational fear. Again, he said, Love to love to we're gonna get Joe to random to talk about what he's called. The three articles and East Coast get a right.

Lewis Hobba  28:21   He didn't say whether it'd be for or against.

Unknown Speaker  28:27   Other other lines in the New York Times, there's a phrase that said, we're going to change and explore the depths of this very complex issue. Two years ago, the language was, its fraudulent in its a damaging cult, the climate movement, which is it it's hard to know Well, that's

Dan Ilic  28:48   a lie because nothing in the Daily Telegraph explores in a thing in any depth. Demo just want to extend a Sydney confidential and say Asha Gunzburg with a shirt off. That's all I want. Yeah. Quite frankly, Who wouldn't?

Lewis Hobba  29:01   I would I bet they've done like a pretty in depth expose I on the Nadia Bartell plate saga. I've been checking. I reckon I would have done a full double page spread every day.

Dan Ilic  29:14   We're seeing exponential rise in carbon and an exponential rise in the sales of Kmart plates.

Lewis Hobba  29:22   investigating the climate change effects of cocaine. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  29:25   I'm more interested in cocaine capture and storage solutions.

Unknown Speaker  29:31   I'm just hoping that from all of this, perhaps I could get some work as like a climate actor. I don't know if I don't know what the roles are. Like I could, I could play like a slightly deeper bit of water or something. Well, Mitch,

Dan Ilic  29:48   unfortunately for you News Corp. Who are the climate activists actors who pretend climate change isn't isn't isn't happening is changing their tag. So normally, you could just go walk into Sky News and say oh, Climate change

Lewis Hobba  30:00   is rubbish. Maybe you should just do a self tape, a self tape audition for a variety of different crisis actor roles. Hello, my name is Mitch galling. I'm here from Star now. My next role will be school shooter. Like Hello, my name is Jolene I'm five foot 10 and now I'm going to do victim of climate change and you know screaming rain as the fire bands just do it just set yourself up for the whole gamut of options look and

Unknown Speaker  30:29   that will help with range like that will show a lot of range like there's not I don't know how many people in Australia are able to do that kind of contrast of like, I'm I'm water I'm also fine. Like there's different. The great thing about the climate change climate crisis actor is that right now we're all acting method.

Lewis Hobba  30:49   Really good.

Dan Ilic  30:50   We are Stanislavski eating this shit.

Lewis Hobba  30:52   Yeah. Steppenwolf for the climate change play.

Dan Ilic  30:55   Hey, Louis. And you remember a few months back June when we were performing in Newcastle we imagine what do we like if Alan Jones all of a sudden became a climate action hero and actually started writing articles for endorsing climate action. I'm not saying that irrational fear forced this change from an idea. idea? quite clearly.

Lewis Hobba  31:23   I can't I really hope to have to see that it's gonna be as natural as Scott Morrison's Are you okay? I think we can all agree that climate pollution is an acute problem. Watching Alan Jones do fit, like talk about getting rid of emissions down. It would be like watching Johnny Depp in the pistoletto video.

Dan Ilic  31:48   Yes, ah, emissions need to come down. Because, Oh, God, it'd be very hard for him to do very difficult. Blair, you know, you have been doing this for so long. And you have got a good standard show. Right. Thank you. Thank you for all of the work that you've done. For so long. And if you would, in your heart of hearts be generous to News Corp for just one second. That's impossible. You know, what if? What if where they are going to be a good actor? What would it look like to you? Like, what would you like to see them do if if they to make good on this idea that that they've put forward

Unknown Speaker  32:36   is there is only three things that banner headline across every paper, we were wrong. Movement Murdoch, at the cup opening ceremony, I was wrong. And I sacrificed myself to all the planet or do whatever you must with me. At this point I've done I have no single human has done more damage than I have. So I offer myself up. And that's what I want. I want his hand on the platter.

Dan Ilic  33:11   onstage at Glasgow say, Hello, I'm drivemode I was wrong. Here's this Tesla charge I'm gonna put it in my chest and let Laughlin run the country

Unknown Speaker  33:22   got really bad for a second that went from a went from like, I want a print on the front of the newspaper to like, just like a public murder like but but I'm so i'm i'm not saying I'm not

Dan Ilic  33:41   different a different a different stration martyrdom may with river murder. Climate matter. That's what we like to say. That is it for irrational fear. big thank you to our guests. Bear Blair please Mitch giling. Lewis, how about what would you like to plug folks? mityana plug something?

Unknown Speaker  33:58   Oh, yeah, thanks for having me on guys. Much appreciated. I'll be not pretending to be a COVID actor for the foreseeable future. And I've got a podcast called dead dad society started. It's like a bit of a therapy group in the form of a podcast, I started it when my dad died. So I just have people on that have lost parents or lost, you know, sisters, brothers, or even just, you know, crazy, crazy things happening in their lives that maybe you might need a bit of therapy. I am not trying to be a therapist in any way. It was more than I just wanted to. I think I was wanted to get my own stuff out and was good to hate people.

Dan Ilic  34:35   And if you pay on Patreon, that's a whole cheat. That's much cheaper than a therapist. Yeah, it's quite nice, actually the other way round. Out giving Yeah, really. Thank you Mitch. Blair, what would you like to play?

Unknown Speaker  34:50   Well, climate and capital media, keep an eye it's free to sign up and read what we got going and it tracks the kind of trends on climate and the opportunities. So if you're looking at what What you can do how you can invest and what you need to know about the issue it's all there and with cop coming up now's the time.

Dan Ilic  35:07   Great Louis Do you want to plug anything?

Lewis Hobba  35:10   No dad just get out there stream guys Sebastian he's had a rough way.

Dan Ilic  35:16   Get some nights his way via gummies into your

Lewis Hobba  35:19   absolute nature's way. The only way really with the

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Once a month on the A Rational Fear Podcast feed we have a long-form conversation about climate change with climate leaders from all walks of life.

This month Linh Do and Dan Ilic speak with David Pocock about the launch The Cool Down. An open letter of over 400 people in the sports community. all  

The Sport Positive Summit 2021

Every Single Electorate in Australia wants Climate Action.

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Fed up with the inability of politics to meet the moment of the climate crisis, heading into COP 26,  Saul is trying out a new title Political Heavyweight.

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Dan Ilic  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation. Hello, irrational fearlessness Daniel. It's here. This is one of our semi monthly spin off podcast from irrational fear called the greatest moral podcast of our generation. So don't freak out if it sounds a little different. Just enjoy the ride. This is my co host for Bloomberg, longtime climate change industrial complex worker. lindo. Lynn. It's been a while,

Linh Do  0:23   Dan, it's been so long you've changed in lockdown. What is time?

Dan Ilic  0:28   I know, my hair is definitely out of control. But thankfully,

Linh Do  0:31   people can't see us. It's the dream. Otherwise, they could tell that we haven't been outside and you know, months on end, we're looking a little bit pasty.

Dan Ilic  0:40   That's okay. I live by the beach. So I've got a nice tan about me. Now in this podcast, Lynn and I look at a few climate stories from the previous month and I have a conversation with someone who's doing great work in the climate space. This week's chat is one of my favourites is with one of my heroes, Saul Griffith, who is inventor, scientist, engineer energy nerd. He's writing policy for Biden and trying to get the US and Australia uncouple from fossil fuels and go completely electric with renewables. Do you know much about Saul's work? Lin?

Linh Do  1:08   Yeah, I do. I don't know if I call him a hero, though. But the work he does is truly amazing. I think you know, one of the coolest things about our semi monthly, you know, again, what is time is that we get to interview super smart people and get them to give us all the answers in a way that's super digestible.

Dan Ilic  1:24   Yeah, great. And in a second, we're going to be chatting with another one of those kinds of people from wallaby David pokok about his new climate campaign with the sports community, the cooldown, I'm recording my end of the greatest moral podcast of our generation on gadigal Land of the eora nation,

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Dan Ilic  2:22   Okay, let's rip straight into the climate news. First cab off the rank the cooldown this week, climate activist and former wallaby rugby union superstar David pokok has launched a brand new campaign to get climate action on the agenda of sports loving leaders. Joining us now is David pokok. himself. welcome David. Hi, Dan Lin. Thanks for having me. It's great to have you here. Yeah. Congratulations with the launch of the cooldown. What's the reaction been like so far?

David Pocock  2:49   Thank you. Yeah, it's it's it's been positive. So far, we've got I think over 360 athletes from 30 plus sports have put their name to this calling for the Australian Government to really up their up their game on climate action. You know, this is something that the majority of Australians are concerned about and want more action. And yeah, I think it's it's everyone's responsibility to be talking about it more and to be pushing for for action at the national level. Yeah, this

Dan Ilic  3:18   is great. It's like you, you have so many ears and hearts attached to kind of that community, this sports community. It's so great to see them pushing for action themselves as a community. Do you think this will be attractive to these sharks loving Scott Morrison?

David Pocock  3:36   I hope so. I mean, I think the thing you know, the last 10 years of climate policy in Australia, and just how insanely politicised, it's it's been, I think, we often lose, lose sight of the fact that this is something that's going to affect every aspect of our way of life as Australians, including the sports that we love. And yeah, as an athlete. When you talk about things outside of your, your sport, you open yourself up to all the usual criticism to stay in your lane. You know, shut up, mate, stick to sports,

Dan Ilic  4:13   literally stay in your lane. Yeah.

David Pocock  4:16   And, you know, in the face of something like climate change with, you know, worsening extreme weather events, making things life a lot harder. Sport probably isn't the most, it definitely isn't the most important thing. The thing, the thing we're saying is athletes is that, you know, we are people who have families, we have kids, we are part of communities, and we love this country, and we want to see a thriving future, trying to draw the people's attention to the fact that this is going to affect sports and it is already affecting sports, you know, a part of Australian life that people love and as you kind of alluded to, we see we see politicians you Using sport for their game, because they know how much it resonates with us as a country. Yeah,

Linh Do  5:05   yeah, one of the things that I definitely remember growing up in Australia is, you know, half of the new segment is dedicated to the sport to beat like half of the newspaper, you know, the fact that it's always the sports bit as well. We never spend that much time focusing on climate. What do you think, I guess will be the difference with some of these athletes speaking out about climate to reach new audiences? How do you think that's gonna make hopefully some impact?

David Pocock  5:30   Yeah, our hope is that it really helps normalise climate action. As I said, it's such a political issue, which shouldn't be, you know, the politics should be about which, you know, policies as a party, you want to get Australia to this sort of netzero future, not whether or not we should get there, or how much it's going to cost. So I think really trying to say to people that as Australians, we love it when we're punching above that weight. You look at the Olympics, the Paralympics, you know, you see Ozzy's winning medals. And we lie.

Dan Ilic  6:07   Are you trying to say that climate action is a race? David? Can I say that to race?

David Pocock  6:14   And I'm saying it's a race. And I'm also saying that we're running dead last.

Linh Do  6:19   Sometimes it feels like we're not even in the race. And I have to admit, I spent a lot of this morning thinking back to the Steven Bradbury moment at the Winter Olympics. And I'm like, well, maybe, maybe, you know, we're about to slip in at some point. Is that going to happen? But

Dan Ilic  6:32   I don't I think that analogy is terrible. because it implies that all the other stronger countries fall over. And we need

Linh Do  6:41   to be mercenary.

David Pocock  6:43   I mean, you're spot on here. This is we're running dead last and we're refusing to even play by the rules. So we all we all know, we need to do better than that. We can do better than that. And that's maybe the other thing that's that's missing from the debate in Australia is you hear politicians talk about are the costs of action. But one note, talking about the cost of inaction, which you know, hard to even comprehend, if you believe scientists, but then also the opportunity for Australia, where the sunniest, windiest country in the world, it's insanity that we aren't a renewable superpower already. Or Well, on our way to becoming that. So I think it's, you know, it requires a real change in mindset around the debate, this is an opportunity for us that we have to take, because, you know, as Australians, we love places like the Great Barrier Reef, and you know, other just incredible parts of this country, the danger,

Dan Ilic  7:46   even even from a sport focus, Dave, like, you know, kids playing soccer in the middle of the day on a weekend is going to be extremely difficult in a few years, particularly in places like Western Sydney, like it's the heat islands that are going to be attracted around school zones around tarmacs around around playgrounds, like being being a young athlete is going to be harder than ever, like it's going to be so difficult your brain capacity, loses capacity as carbon dioxide fills up the atmosphere like these things, that these things are just going to be really, really hard to do in the future. Like, like, sport has a lot to say like, I don't feel like I don't feel like you have to say much, you know, you can say look for the longevity of our of our of our children's future or the longevity of sport in general. Like we need proper climate action

David Pocock  8:38   official. One of the one of the guys who's signed the letter and is really leading on this is Pat Cummins are the best fast bowlers in the world.

Dan Ilic  8:49   He's gonna stand outside and out in the sun for so long.

David Pocock  8:52   Well, you know, he grew up he got to start playing cricket in Penrith. And you know, scientists are saying that places like Penrith are hitting towards towards 50 degrees Celsius days in summer. Like, try playing a summer sport where you're standing outside all day and 50 degrees Celsius. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  9:11   in 2018 Penrith was was the hottest city in the world. Yeah.

David Pocock  9:16   You know, this is this is real, it's here. And, you know, there's a long list of how it's already affecting sport from early retirements of the Australian Open bushfire smoke, forcing a number of events, cancelled, relocated. And then, you know, the thing that probably to your point about kids is probably not front of mind for most people is the effect that this is going to have on regional community. Sport is such an important part of life. You know, it's where people can come together. And we're already starting to see some of those sports clubs, really struggling to afford their premiums which are going up due to flooding. And then in the, you know, in the recent drought, there were a whole whole bunch of regional grounds that were just too hard, like they couldn't water them, they rock hard, they're too dangerous to play. So you can't use those grounds and all these things that we, we, you know, you don't really think about when you hear someone talk about climate change. But you know, the increasingly real and you read the latest IPCC report and you know, the type of action, we have to we have to be upping our game.

Linh Do  10:23   Yeah, and I think these everyday consequences are just the reminder that sometimes an IPCC report can feel a bit abstract until you boil it down to here's this activity you love doing that you might not be able to do in a couple of years time. What would you say to all of our listeners in terms of how could they may be raised and start this conversation within their communities sport or otherwise? Because you know, it's not the normal thing that people expect anyhow, tips? Well,

David Pocock  10:50   have you just launched the call down, I'd say you can, you can head to the cooldown of Comdata. You and join and sign alongside your favourite athletes, but then, you know, in a day to day thing, this is something we should be talking about as a community and should be on the news most nights, this is something that we're going to have to adapt to. And, you know, if we if we act really strongly as a country and show some international leadership, we can avoid some of the worst that is to come, should we should we not act? So talk about in your community, and then obviously, the politics, you know, all this individual action doesn't add up too much, unless it's galba. Politics. So get hold of your local politicians. And then you know, we've got an election coming up, vote, like vote for your future vote for the future of your kids find a find a candidate who is going to make decisions in the best interests. And that may be an independent. Yeah. And if there isn't someone, consider rallying around someone or running yourself. This is just it's so important that we we begin to take action soon.

Dan Ilic  11:55   David, on the political question, will we see in the future national teams not going to the lodge or not going to kirribilli house to spend time with the Prime Minister for a Photoshop with the harbour in the background? Is that something you can see in the back in the future? for national sides deciding to make a call on climate and say, No, we won't, we won't be part of Scott Morrison's photo,

David Pocock  12:17   we're seeing climates, you know, start to really gain, I guess consciousness around around the world when we look at businesses and climate risk of standard factoring. You know, we, we this really interesting push in the UK around legislating eco side as a crime, you know, to me that really points to people are increasingly going to say, no, that's not that's not good enough. And we aren't going to support or associate ourselves with companies, individuals, leaders, who aren't taking this seriously. So it's it's not unimaginable

Dan Ilic  12:58   question about your community, you're building and the letter and all the signatures you're getting, what happens next?

David Pocock  13:05   I guess it at the moment, it's really trying to show support for strong, bold, ambitious climate action in Australia and try and trying to normalise the debate around that. Guess the second thing is trying to push this idea of everyone having to be part of this. Yeah, I think there's been one of the real failures, in my mind of the sort of climate movement or people who want action is there's, there's almost sort of this, this purity tests in a way like if you if you fly, you have no right to be saying that Australia should be committing to Boulder climate action. And you see it like if you ever if you ever post something on social media, trolls,

Dan Ilic  13:51   troll troll trolls on Twitter saying, oh, how many kids do you have? kids and I can't get off set my car. I can't get off set by electricity. I don't own a house. But if I did, I'd electrify everything. So you know

David Pocock  14:03   what? So you know, there's that there's your you're not perfect. So how can you even talk about this? Then the other thing is, is like maybe you're just a dumb rugby players probably had way too many concussions? What the hell do you know that? It's really those two things is, is one pushing for good national policy. You don't you don't have to be perfect to do that. And to you don't have to be a climate scientist to want a Livable Future. You've just got to listen to the climate scientists. And you know, what we've seen through COVID is that when we actually listen to these people who've spent their lives trying to understand these things that most of us can't even, you know, get our heads around

Dan Ilic  14:43   things. That's because we've had to

David Pocock  14:46   turn out better than if we just ploughing on our own course. So why aren't we listening to climate scientists?

Dan Ilic  14:56   Well, David, thank you so much for joining us on the greatest model podcast of a generation and Thank you for all the advocacy work that you do for climate and the environment in general and social justice in sport, because it actually has a tangible, meaningful effect. And it's great to see you, you're doing so much, Dan, and thanks for really hearing you bring to it, I really appreciate it. It can be really hard time. So it's great to know, if we're in the same room and asked you to pull my finger. That'd be great.

Unknown Speaker  15:26   Thanks, David, for you listening to the greatest moral podcast about generation

Dan Ilic  15:33   pretty interesting when you're facilitating, you know, a whole session on sport and climate in Sport, Sport climate soon, like, what are you bringing to that, that conversation for that conference coming up at the end of September,

Linh Do  15:46   it's so much of what Dave was sharing, right? We have so much elitism. Unfortunately, in the climate movement. Sometimes you have to be perfect before you can say something, or you need to have three PhDs and all of the different hard science areas. But it's that recognition that the more we talk about, if climate is going to be impacting everyone, then everyone needs to figure out exactly what that means for them, their sector, their community, whatever that looks like. And helping those individuals take action in a way that makes sense. So this sport positive thing actually came out of the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change, which is the same body that governs the Paris Agreement. And it's that recognition that if you know, if you counted the membership of some sporting clubs around the world that makes up a small country equivalent. So what would happen if you know Manchester United came on and declared a bunch of different climate targets, both for their grounds, the way they operate their team, and you know what they encourage their fan base to do? So I think it's just taking climate a little bit like what we're doing with this podcast right outside of that Walgreens realm.

Dan Ilic  16:52   Yeah, that's so interesting, because people look up to those brands, they look up to those teams and whatever their teams are doing. Now, they'll they'll also do that as well. That's such great position, like positioning those brands in a place of leadership and climate action is is really powerful. It's, it's not unlike if Australia was a good actor on the world stage and climate. We could also be a leader and encourage others to do good things on climate as well. So

Linh Do  17:19   yeah, reputation matters. And I think where you lead your reputation and your voice as well, again, it's super important. Again, I think back to do you remember a couple of months ago, runout, I was at a press conference, I think it was and there was a bottle of coke there and

Dan Ilic  17:34   replaced it with water,

Linh Do  17:36   with water. And obviously for me, I was like, Oh, my God, it was still a plastic water bottle. But it's that recognition of if you're going to be a top athlete, why would you be promoting that kids essentially drink sugar, and then the impact that that had on, you know, the stock value of Coca Cola for the next, you know, couple of days is just that indicator of the signal that the sports community or other communities could be sending to their fans?

Dan Ilic  18:01   Well, I want people listening this podcast, I'm drinking a cup of tea, so I can't wait for the stock value of what am i drinking? majority to go up

Linh Do  18:09   to go? Wow, exactly. Positive brand Association. That's what you are top influencer.

Dan Ilic  18:14   I think because we had a special guest, we've probably run out of time for the climate news. I think there's one thing we have to do. I think there's one thing we shouldn't mention those the ACF survey, which just came out this week, which is incredible. They found that every single electorate, Australians want climate action, that's amazing. 60% 67% of voters believe the government should be doing more to address climate action, including majority in all 151 National states. This is this is such a huge survey. This is amazing. And it's

Linh Do  18:43   the narrative that we haven't been hearing, right, we've been hearing that this is something about, you know, regional communities versus inner city like, specific people. But actually, every single community wants climate change, and maybe what action they want looks a little bit different. But the direction that everyone wants to be heading in is definitely the same. We need

Dan Ilic  19:04   to know the difference between the city and the regionals is negligible. It's like 3% difference like sick, it's in the 60 something's percent it's like so when Michael McCormack or other nationals say, well, you people in the cities, you don't understand what was actually you people on the regions also

Linh Do  19:18   understand and want more or less exactly the same thing. Um, I think this would be really cool if it could be overlaid with real estate.com You know, when we're browsing property, aspirationally not because we can afford anything, but we can figure out you know, what community should I be living in? If I ever want to spend all of my time changing my neighbor's opinion, or spending time in my little bubble of you know, pro climate action people, this is how I want to live.

Dan Ilic  19:42   We're all moving to the seat of God. I believe in Australia, which is about the size of Germany. So

Linh Do  19:48   ya Love it. Love it. Lin.

Dan Ilic  19:51   I want to talk about cop but we're kind of running out of time this podcast. So let's next month let's talk about cop. And because we'll be about a month out from cop starting. It'd be great to hear from you. Where Australia is heading into into carbon? I think we'll probably know more by then as well,

Linh Do  20:04   we definitely will. I mean, fingers crossed that it's even going ahead. There's been actually a call over the last couple of weeks that maybe we should postpone the conference. Again, if countries in Europe, particularly emerging economies, the countries that will be most affected by climate change can't be there because of the COVID vaccination rollout situation globally.

Dan Ilic  20:23   Well, that is a frightening thing to think about. Thanks, Lynn, for joining us again on the greatest moral podcast of a generation. We'll see you next month can't

Linh Do  20:28   wait.

Dan Ilic  20:30   And right now we've got Saul griseus great interview I did with him earlier this week. He is an absolute brain and as you can hear, in my interview in your brain taking over as you're catching up, I'm a little bit too excited. I'm a little bit too excited little

Linh Do  20:44   waiting you fanboy.

Dan Ilic  20:49   My guest on this episode of The Greatest moral podcast of our generation is Saul Griffith. He's got a lot of titles in his life entrepreneur, engineer, scientist, energy expert, MacArthur Genius Grant winner is now adding one more fed up with the inability of politics to meet the moment of the climate crisis heading into cop 26 soul is trying out a new title, political heavyweight. He's a man fully charged and ready to steamroll his way into any politicians office he can with a unique style of lobbying that can only be described as bad cop bad cop. Soul hopes to shut politicians into action with a big kick in the ass. so gracious. Welcome to the greatest moral podcast of our generation.

Saul Griffith  21:30   Thank you, Dan, very much. I'm going to excuse you for embarrassing me with the genius comment because that was the best intro I've ever heard. From Polonius.

Dan Ilic  21:42   Well, man, then my next question is, is it awkward follow up. You know, I've only spoken at once before I've seen you speak to lots of groups in online forums. Dare I say you seem a little dangerous, if not a little unhinged. Is that a fair assessment?

Saul Griffith  21:57   That's just we've had a pandemic for a little while and the long hair and the beard resembles the unabomber is purely Coronavirus, side

Dan Ilic  22:05   effect. All right now the audience that listens to irrational fear. They're pretty smart. They've lived with the climate action journey for over a decade. So I want to talk with you about big bold ideas. First of all, I'm kinda want to start off with personal responsibility. You know, in the climate activist world, there's kind of a policing around the language around personal responsibility. There are a lot of folks that say that personal responsibility isn't the problem, the whole notion of the carbon footprint was kind of designed by the fossil fuel industry to kind of put the onus of climate action on the user, are

Saul Griffith  22:36   they right? I'm very sympathetic to the argument that there was some conspiracy and denial from the big fossil companies, and that it's their fault. But I don't think we should allow ourselves to not understand our role in it. I find it peculiarly interesting that we have divestment campaigns from Peabody coal, or from bhp or from the direct producers of fossil fuels, but we don't have divestment campaigns for Toyota, or Ford. Because they're those corporations. Even though 2% of the world's emissions go through an engine that Toyota built or an engine that Ford built, we don't really want to blame them, because it's just too close to our own personal driveway. So I think the the sort of failing of this logic, can be saying that why draw the boundary at the machine, the machines that dig the fossil fuels up instead of drawing the boundary for the machines that we own, that burn the fossil fuels? That's it, I think it's not easy. It is still today, not easy for an individual person or household to like, have all the solutions and and be a perfect upstanding citizen. But I would like us to recognise that, you know, we just done the numbers for the US and it's very similar in Australia. About 42% of all of our emissions are decisions that are made around our kitchen tables. If you include our small businesses, it's about 65 or 70%. Because around around your kitchen table, you decide what fuel goes in your car, you decide what fuel heats your house, what fuel heats the water in your house for your hot showers, you decide what fuel cooks your food, and you make your similar choices in small businesses, what runs the small business, heating and cooling systems and do they use petrol or electric so we actually have a shocking and surprising amount of power and in some respects, collective responsibility. That's not to blame us all for not making the right decision. Because, again, you have been doing a tonne of this work in the last few years, but like, still not quite economically irrational decision for a household to go fully electric and fully decarbonized you feel have to be in the very wealthy or the Zealot category. This might be it why there's Tesla lovers and Tesla haters, because the Tesla is this solution for the point 1%. The reality in 2021 is it costs you 10 or $20,000. More for the electric car than the gasoline equivalent for a few $100 more for the electric induction and fancy cooked up instead of the natural gas one, that $1,000 more for the electric heat pump heating systems. So as long as I like to think that if you can, if you can afford an Audi or Mercedes, you're playing a fucking hypocrite, because I could just make you could just have buy a Chevy Bolt electric or Toyota electric and, and the other things with the extra 20 grand you spent on your Mercedes. But for the rest of us, it's still a year or two or three away where the electric car production gets big enough that they're cheap enough that the batteries get cheap enough for the side of the house that the solar still gets cheaper and cheaper. But we're right on the cusp now.

Dan Ilic  25:59   I feel that myself. This year, I bought my first car in 20 years. And I bought a secondhand bought a secondhand car but I was really looking into an Eevee I don't have any garage or any way to plug it in and house. But at the same time I was like well maybe I can get an event you know charge at the Westfield or wherever we're down the beach where I where I live. But still just the price is just maybe 20 grand a little more than what I could afford. But I can feel like this car that I've got now is going to be the last internal combustion

Saul Griffith  26:32   you definitely want to make bumper stickers that are this is this is my last guzzling piece of shit.

Dan Ilic  26:39   Let me let me write that down. Do you mind if I put that on the irrational?

Saul Griffith  26:42   Not at all. I'd also like you to make one that's like my heat pump is hotter than your gasoline.

Dan Ilic  26:50   One No One says that sincerely sorry.

Saul Griffith  26:53   But you know the reality now in Australia. I had these numbers yesterday. The it's the upfront cost. That's the problem, which is this is part of the reason I'm trying to get in there and to your point kick political butt is if I was driving a mid sized Australian car right now, at Dollar 50 a litre it's about 12 cents a kilometre. In the if I did an Eevee a mid sized Evie. Charged off the electricity grid test cost me about seven cents a kilometre. And if I was charging that, Evie off my rooftop solar, it's one or two cents a kilometre. So you would get that money back, it will just take you five years. So what we really need is financial instruments to help everyone afford this future. And that's the type of thing that you need federal governments to help with.

Dan Ilic  27:47   And this is nothing new, like federal governments have been doing this for things in the past.

Saul Griffith  27:50   Oh, absolutely. You know, and the one way of looking at this for an economy is this giant real estate, one of these games, because we have such explicit economic policy focused around on helping people afford the suburban everything. The house, the home, and we sort of around writing all their mortgages that has precedent that was actually really began, curiously enough under Franklin D. Roosevelt, when the Great Depression had caused 20% unemployment in the US in the 1930s. Much the majority of the jobs were lost in the regions and they were construction jobs that were lost. And they realised they needed a stimulus package that would put people back to work in the States. So the US federal government invented the 25 year mortgage, it wasn't the thing before then before that the reason a lot of people lost their homes in the Great Depression is they had a five year mortgage with a balloon payment. When you get to the end of the five years, you either had to come up with all the money or renegotiate. So everyone lost their money, lost their homes, because and that was a great scam if your brain scan anyway. Imagine like, I actually think about it this way we think about great inventions of the 20th century and how much they change their life.

Dan Ilic  29:09   No one ever talks about the mortgage,

Saul Griffith  29:10   the mortgage, like changed, everything changed the patterns of urban development. And so is the whole thing how we do schools, like everything was on it. And actually, the more even more interesting piece of that history is that it was based on the car loan that was invented by a guy called Alfred P. Sloan. Because Henry Ford was very religiously conservative and didn't believe in usury or charging interest on your car. So you had to buy your gold on. You had to give Henry Ford your paycheck for 18 months and then he'd give you the car. Right Alfred Sloan came along said Well, I know you want the car today, why don't you just give me your paycheck for the next 18 months. And GM after that went from 10% market share that's 60% market share over forward in like three years. It's completely flipped the market. And it was that model of you know buy now. Pay Later that that became the the model of the interest rate in the US. Basically that means that the US government is subsidising and giving infrastructure quality financing to the household. So the suburbs are infrastructure. So we need that kind of thinking because we've got to upgrade all of our homes to decarbonize.

Dan Ilic  30:22   Now it sounds, it sounds like we're really close, it sounds like there's like only a few years in it in terms of when decarbonizing our homes is going to be more expensive than it becomes the only kind of option because it's far less expensive. How long is that runway? Like how long have we got before the tipping point is where we're putting in sustainable homes becomes much more efficient, much more cost effective than the business as usual,

Saul Griffith  30:47   the really interesting political problem of your question is, it's a little bit longer than the timeline, we have to keep our global temperature on it to you, there's an easy way to say that there's a concept in academia called committed emissions. That is, you bought a car last year, you just told me that car will emit it has a committed emissions for next 20 years is burns petrol, somebody who bought a natural gas power plant last year, that power plant will commit emissions for 35 years, etc, etc. The machines that exist on the face of the world today will emit enough carbon to take us to 1.8 degrees. So that's why you hear people say we should retire cold early, because they're the worst emitters. And maybe that'll bring us down to 1.7 or 1.6. You still end up in this situation where starting tomorrow, no one can ever buy. petrol or diesel car, again, instal coal plant natural gas, if you want to stay on that very rapid path for one and a half ish degrees, so that obviously we you know, the world only created about 2% of the vehicles last year were electric, that's not nearly enough, right? That's not 100%. Because we want everyone to buy an electric car tomorrow, the industry isn't even at scale,

Dan Ilic  32:07   we're stuck straight, like it needs to happen, strategies

Saul Griffith  32:10   haven't straight away, but at best with a wartime level of effort. And that's like really heavily investing in our industries to make all the solutions you can imagine maybe it's starting in about 2024 2025, like, we spent three or four years really full on.

Dan Ilic  32:25   Great. So all we need is like another six more catastrophic weather events to get us engaged into doing something great.

Saul Griffith  32:33   What I'm trying to say is like, but now that you can see that the economic shift, in the end, we really think about Australia as if I could loan you the money in 2022, or 2023, to buy the two, two electric vehicles to replace the two cars in your driveway, electric heat pumps, your hate electric heat pump, water heaters solar roof, a big one battery on the side of your house, you would be saving a few $1,000 a year on all your energy costs. But I'd have to loan you at that point 30 $40,000 more than you'd otherwise be spending to do it. The crossover point where it's cheaper at like, not only when you're using it that when you go into the store to buy it is probably more like 2027 2028 we wait until then we've blown through too many emissions to hit any of the targets you want.

Dan Ilic  33:24   So a lot of folks who kind of criticise your work, they kind of say, well, masks is fine. But the reality on the ground in terms of politics is different. How does that change? So how can you see that changing?

Saul Griffith  33:41   Well, I think you don't change reality. And still you start changing the storyline and you start using some characters as well as sticks, right? And we've really only had the stick narrative for what to do on climate for the last 50 years, which is stop this stop that no, and largely it sounds like we're gonna rip your middle class existence away from you, and you'll live in a cold, small house with a bicycle?

Dan Ilic  34:07   Well, it just depends where that house is, if it's in Sydney, I think I could live with that, that'd be fine.

Saul Griffith  34:15   I don't think that's going to work for everyone. So I think you can now tell with a reasonably straight face that, you know, we should be able to give people an even better existence they have now with cleaner air by largely just substituting out electric machines for Walker fuel burning machines and for riding with electricity. So now governments have an optimistic story that they can tell. And you can show that it's going to create more jobs than it destroys by a big margin and you can share now that the economics are going to work for the house the now the economics may not work in 2021, but they're going to work in 2025 if we make the right policy choices now. So you got to got to we need genuine leadership in the in the tradition of like what political leadership really means.

Dan Ilic  34:59   Okay, All right. Don't get too excited about leadership.

Saul Griffith  35:04   What? You know, if you have no hope you can have no hope you have, you have to try and lead these horses to water and help them discover that leadership for themselves.

Dan Ilic  35:16   You're in Australia has been living in America for 25 years. Is that really? What's it like to kind of come back to Australia and be kind of around this kind of leadership we have here versus the Biden administration from I know, I understand you doing some work for at the moment? What's that? What's that kind of disconnect? Like,

Saul Griffith  35:33   you have to also understand that I went through two Bush administration's and a Trump and Trump administration. Yeah. I'm sympathetic to republicans and some of their traditional conservative ideals, but I'm not sympathetic to crazy unwarranted wars, and whatever trumpism is,

Dan Ilic  35:52   I believe Trump ism is a policy based on names.

Saul Griffith  35:55   I mean, that's, I think politically, I'm saying I'm probably a centrist swing voter, to come back to Australia, it a few things, it strikes me that it's way more corrupt here than it was when I left 20 years ago. That is, like just as shocking, the nepotism seems to have been dialled way up, or maybe because I left when I was 19, or 20. I just wasn't old enough to be the benefit of a lot of nepotism yet, but I'm sort of I'm seeing it now. I'm a bit worried about the trend. For sure, we seem to have gotten the civil service. And so I think we used to have a really strong civil service here that really believed in the country and and what was best for the country. And I think we've eliminated a lot of those institutions. That gives me pause for concern. I think the best best government happens when they are well advised by unbiased independent organisations. And I think that's historically what the Australian civil service did on climate I think were doing terribly across the board. So I don't have to point a finger at any particular party here. No one's doing a great job. I am helping the White House and the buyer administration on as I describe it, hand to hand combat with the natural gas industry and and trying to figure out what climate policy you can do. And so I've been watching from the inside a lot of the the three and a half trillion dollar spending bill and the trillion dollar infrastructure bill and watch that sausage get made have introduced electrification legislation with Senator Martin Heinrich and have been doing work with Senator Sanders and Schumer just really helping them with the numbers and making that up and what sensible policy having seen it from the inside the US the collection of Biden policy is not yet sufficiently ambitious to avoid two degrees. So you'll hear a whole bunch of announcements and everyone will declare success but as an engineer and climate nerd, I can add up the math and the commandments are not yet commensurate with the reality but it's a huge step and then ambition brings more ambition. So here's the thing and we helped the the this administration alone, like we are on the cusp of this transition where the economics get better on the good side on the on the Luke Skywalker side and they get worse on the Darth Vader side. The fascinating about Australia is we win first week, the be the luckiest country if only we wish to be the cleverest country. We have the mildest climate we have compared to the US we have high cost of retail electricity we have high cost of petrol we have high cost of natural gas that's basically because very big small population big countries spread out or geographic displacement

Dan Ilic  38:51   of everyone so

Saul Griffith  38:52   and then we've already Wait You know, if you wanted roughly that what ROMs was success you'd you need this country to exist Australian rooftop solar policy, Norwegian or Californian electric vehicle policy, and South Korean or German building heating policy heat very heat pump centric. If you could create that country that country wins. And so as Australia at least as one out of three, if these other two we would you know shooting competitor like five years before America, we would we can do it. And we

Dan Ilic  39:30   what's what's preventing those other two what is like absolutely preventing, you know, he pump policy and car policy as

Saul Griffith  39:37   well that he policy is pretty good everywhere here except for Victoria, who were really clean to natural gas for heating homes, that there are even state programmes in Victoria that are improving so I think we're totally trending in the right direction. The Australian vernacular building vernacular embraces what's called a mini split system which is a reversible it can heat your house, it can cool your house It's economic. So we kind of on the right track. There, we just need to make sure that we never let a new home be warmed, painted with natural gas going all the way electrically on electric vehicles. I think its culture was fragile white male egos, and just the lack of visceral experience of electric cars that is screwing our electric vehicle policy but

Dan Ilic  40:26   so well, if if we haven't if I have an electric car, it'll ruin the weekend. I'll have no more way. If you don't have an electric car, you'll ruin all weekends. Reva in perpetuity Yeah.

Saul Griffith  40:39   But yeah, I've now owning my fifth electric car. And I own four in the US I bought a used Nissen in dV 200 which is like a Nissan LEAF extruded upwards as a as a minivan. It's obviously six sexy car and I love it. When we drop it. It's dropped them in school in it because it was a like a showroom demonstrators as a giant electrical plug on the side. The trauma isn't on my shoulders. I

Dan Ilic  41:09   mean, this is this is your kids, where they go to school in San Francisco

Saul Griffith  41:13   Bay, like here in Austin. In America, we had like the first few electric cars we had could barely do 100 miles and that was an inconvenience. And occasionally we'd be stranded by a highway. But like the last electric car we had in the US was a Chevy Bolt that we leased. It was extraordinarily cheap to own and operate. It had a 290 mile range, which is 450 kilometres ish. And we never even went close to exhausting the battery. We could drive to the mountains go skiing. So the future has arrived. We just haven't let it arrive in Australia. And I don't think enough people would have had the experience. I love this guy on the internet. There is like taking coal miners for drag races. And then Tesla.

Dan Ilic  42:00   Daniel Blakely, he's been on the show, we've had him on irrational. You can. Daniel, thank you. You're doing God's work. He'll be pleased to hear that he should dress or asked me to take you for a ride when locked down?

Saul Griffith  42:11   Absolutely. You know, well, actually, he's a curious thing. So I'm actually totally I speak carburetors a native tongue and like I sort of part of me, black belongs at summernats. So I'm a little sympathetic to this. I earned some pretty cool vintage cars. There in America. And in Australia, it's the same the putting a battery on the side of your house is enormously expensive, because you have to pay the permanent costs and the regulatory costs and it has to be fireproof, and all that stuff. And so you're spending 13 $100 a kilowatt hour for 10 kilowatt hour battery. So it's like $15,000 for this thing. I can buy a $15,000 battery and put it in my 1916 one Lincoln con continental and we'll have five times the capacity of the battery on my house to house so I'm really into this idea that your luck your your vintage Hot Rod toys,

Dan Ilic  43:01   becomes the better

Saul Griffith  43:02   Yeah, even better in Australia is like, Yeah, and I live near the coast and like everyone in Australia since I left has bought a jet ski. And I hate jet skis, I have my father's philosophy that jet skis should be absolutely legal, you're just not allowed to turn them on until you're a mile off. Sure. Because the noise is intolerable. But electric jetski turns out to do an hour of full throttle, which is what you can do with their 10 when they've got about a 40 litre gas tank, it native data 100 kilowatt hour battery, which would be about a $12,000 battery. But then your jetski is your house all battery all your toys become your thing.

Dan Ilic  43:42   This is a dis absolutely genius idea for getting around regulatory red tape. It's fantastic. And if any, if anyone's like my brothers, they've got a jetski, a motorbike, a second car all sit in the garage doing nothing if put batteries and all those

Saul Griffith  43:58   geeky powers. See you then take the battery out from the budget for the household, which is like the practical budget which is fine. Yeah. And you get to put it in the toy budget which is irrational.

Dan Ilic  44:13   Alright, so we spoke a little bit about your two different approaches, you know, the the political approach. Let's talk about the bottom up approach. Like you told me we were talking about these people now want to talk about middle class parents who've got a house and have got all the toys. What would you say to them about kind of their own personal responsibility? What should they be looking at to kind of get on this electrification chain training? I

Saul Griffith  44:35   think a little bit of this question we answered earlier like what is the schedule you have to do this? I think we imagine that we all have to be perfect tomorrow. Right? But what none of us can be perfect tomorrow. And the average water heater lasts about 12 years the average heating system split system last 15 years the average car last 20 years in your driveway. You know Your average roof last 20 years. And so I don't, I don't think we need to be incapacitated with guilt, we just need to understand that we should be preparing and saving our money. So every time we make one of those consequential infrastructure of your life decisions, and there's a small number of them, were ready to do it electrically. Or if you're about to buy a new house, take out a little bit of extra on the mortgage and retrofit that house. So it's all electric at that moment. And that's how you'll get the cheapest finance and you'll be on the right path. So I think it's, you know, for the average punter, it's recognising that you are part of the politics. If you ask the government collectively, to help enable this, the government will make the regulations make the costs drop, the government will help the industries expand, they're making the right things and the contract the ones that mean the wrong things. So become political. And then prepare to just make sure you know that the bumper stickers are all true. My heat pump is better than your furnace. My This is my last petrol powered car and prepare to like retire them. No, no, no, the

Dan Ilic  46:09   bumper sticker is this is my last gas guzzling piece of shit. That's what I used to speak carburetor. Now

Saul Griffith  46:14   I speak electrons, volts. Yeah. And I think that's, I think he got it said the expectations are reasonable. And you probably won't get every household on that plan. But you know, if we do realistically need to get 80 90% of households on that plan, the challenge for that really, is not so much for the top 20 30% of households that will be able to afford it. There's enough disposable income. I think, if you're really honest, the big, big hard problem here is, you know, the low and middle income homes where it's a real stretch, they're going to need and they probably don't have perfect credit scores, etc, etc. So I don't really see a solution other than the government stepping in to help with various finance products and rebates and incentives to help everyone get there because it's the it'll be the ultimate issue if only the richest 20% of people can afford this solution. So the political risk is we'll make it a wedge issue, the political opportunity is for the party that figures out the right set of policies, the electorate will go there because it means they're going to have cleaner air in their house, they're going to have cleaner air in the suburbs, they'll have safer children now. And you know, the future will be saved the week all over the weekends.

Dan Ilic  47:33   Well, the Australian Government is very well renowned for giving money to poor people and never asking for it back. So I think I think I think it'll be totally fine with this government.

Saul Griffith  47:45   Yeah, I think, always a challenge to the storyline here. And it's just the fundamental chain challenge for the solutions to climate change. They they all cost less to operate in their lifetime, but they all cost more upfront. That's why you have to figure out institutionalised systems for making affordable for everyone. And that's why I gave you those analogies that the car loan and the home loan.

Dan Ilic  48:07   Let's talk about grids for a second Professor Hilary bambrick. On my patreon asks, so many barriers are put up against residential including proposals to introduce feed in tariffs. Do you think suburban micro grids are the way to go instead? if so how can we get there? residential solar, she's talking about

Saul Griffith  48:24   you even more than residential solar. So imagine that I electrify your home professor, and very likely you go from using, again, I actually have the numbers at my fingertips, about 13 to 14 kilowatt hours per day, the average Australian household, if you electrify the 1.78 cars in the driveway and you electrify all the other loads, they'll need about 34 kilowatt hours. So two to three times more delivered electricity to the household. That's if you're doing 80% of your vehicle charging. So the number your mileage may vary literally in this case, but we're going to need two to three times more electricity to live it. There's some good news about that, that means the cost of distribution grid will go down because it's putting more electricity over largely the same network. But we're not really gonna make it all work unless we've deployed as many batteries as we can on the House side. So that's enabling the cars and the household battery, even the appliances and other heating systems to act as storage.

Dan Ilic  49:25   Is that kind of the metric like as many batteries as we can like is that this is kind of when you think about building a house do you like look under the floorboards and go there could be a good spot there for Yeah, we

Saul Griffith  49:34   just finished building your house in San Francisco, which I'm going shortly going back to the US to sell because we found out that living in Australia is NASA. And but we went to the extent that we made all of the heating systems into storage so we can or two days of heat for the whole house in the basement and five days of hot water in the basement in large storage tanks. That was my is much much cheaper than battery storage, we also have a battery on the side of the house, we have a 20 kilowatt solar system, which is enormous we, we did that because we're designing for the winter minimum, not the summer minimum. So that really so we will be nearly golf during the whole year and because we were building new houses, some feel easy to do all that. So you definitely need very, you know, I call it greed neutrality to, to conjure the ideas of net neutrality, which is old packets of data are equal on the internet, you can't prioritise one or the other. I think we need great neutrality in Australia. So it doesn't know whether you are origin any energy or Jane Smith. in Cornwall, you get treated the same with your electrons, the solar success stories, and everyone he knows it and there's rooftop solar is proliferating. The literally the cheapest electricity in the world is Australian rooftop solar six cents per kilowatt hour after financing, because it's installing at 95 cents a watt and being financed at 5%. It's crazy. To put that in perspective, the average cost of electricity in the US grid is about 20 cents Australian, the average,

Dan Ilic  51:14   whoa, that's like more than three times,

Saul Griffith  51:17   yeah, the average, the average cost of Australian electricity is 25 cents a kilowatt hour.

Dan Ilic  51:23   So our normal electricity is like five times more expensive,

Saul Griffith  51:28   and then your rooftop size of salt. So really, and they know that the grid operators will complain Well, if we have too much rooftop solar, then we're not going to balance the grid at noon, because all of it it's on and they will have under voltages and over voltages. And they're going to give you all of this reason to not do this project now. And we're writing a memo, which is Australian electricity market operators currently writing these rules, it's doing it I don't really know. But it does not seem to be going in the right direction. We have to be writing these rules now that anticipate there'll be two electric cars and every one of those driveways, the electricity demand is going to go way up. And we need all of those assets to be allowed to play in the electricity market in order to be able to balance this solar and wind heavy grid. It feels weird that AMD is doing that

Dan Ilic  52:13   they're usually really good on this kind of stuff. And it seems like a departure from the narrative that they've been kind of building upon over the last year. Do you know what that is?

Saul Griffith  52:22   I think you're fine. By no means are emo doing the worst in the world. They're doing okay. But there are certainly players putting their thumbs on the scale want to say it sold say I'm politically neutral. I'm Stanford. Bad agents politically, who are putting their hands heavily on the scale, favour locking in coal and natural gas as the source of that greed, also, while preventing you from having electric cars, because it's pretty clear that that's how you make this all work out.

Dan Ilic  53:00   Yeah. Doesn't that make you incredibly frustrated to be in this country and seeing that happen? I'm really circumspect

Saul Griffith  53:06   because I've been in this game for 25 years, and I've seen every country fail hugely. And I'm watching the country that apparently we're all thinking is doing great. Fail a little bit right now, the US is doing pretty good, but not great on this stuff, right? And they don't even have a national energy market operator in the US. It's like left up to the state. So you have a hodgepodge of insanity. And you're in California, pg&e is anything but a good agent. And they basically have them an outlet, so you're not the worst in the world. And emo has done some good things, I think their sandbox programme so they could run some of these experiments was good. But now is just the time to declare the future is coming, we can see it. Right? The problems everyone wants to be technology neutral and still have like, but maybe hydrogen or or tadpoles, or guinea pigs will we see the argument about tech, we know which technology is going to win at this point, given rooftop solar is going to be electric vehicles, it's going to be batteries of every kind, including thermal storage. And then the problem is load management because Australia gets to the finish line first because we have the cheapest rooftop solar in the world. We get to develop all the technologies that tie the grid together and then we get to sell that as technology to the rest of the world because we go first I know let's shoot ourselves in the foot and not have that success story because interest large lobby groups with special interests.

Dan Ilic  54:26   Now is it true I read I read in the Washington Post profile you've got yourself a thermal storage in your backyard you got a six foot hot tubs you should a hot tub so

Saul Griffith  54:35   I could tell my own solar instead of I don't even I wasn't even going to wait for them to take my net metering. I decided to take all my rooftop solar and make a hot tub to help me with my arthritic joints.

Dan Ilic  54:51   So you actually you don't put any energy into the grid. You just kind of hate the hot cheapest

Saul Griffith  54:57   storage I can do is just take in you know any Aren't you I've got a little simple control system. And anytime I'm over producing, dumping, if the, if the car gets plugged in to charge a charge the car car is not plugging up.

Dan Ilic  55:11   Great. And what does that run? Is it like a little Raspberry Pi, or you got a stroke betta system?

Saul Griffith  55:16   Actually, there's a little, you can buy a little Wi Fi enabled plug that just goes over the electric plug. And then there's a pretty fabulous open source set of software called home assistant.io. And you can, you can make it sort of, even with my terrible levels of programming ability, make it work good enough.

Dan Ilic  55:35   I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to kind of that thermal storage. When you say that's thermal storage, other than being used as a hot tub? Can you can you reconvert that storage into electric, or I just know that I'm gonna want to have a hot tub today. Alright, so I want to ask you a quick question about, you know, your work and trying to be as effective on the largest scale, you can be with the other lab, you know, out of San Francisco, you know, it's just a group of really dedicated people doing interesting things. But you've worked at such high levels with that small group of people. Did you ever think, you know, our main my mates in San Francisco would be able to have this kind of effect across so much from our little office in San Francisco?

Saul Griffith  56:21   I didn't. And I think actually, this year has been really educational to me, because I've pretty much spent my whole life in. I'm a tech nology person, and then work on things I believe in and care about. And so we've done a lot of impact in big solar and big wind and hydrogen oil and a lot of things and air conditioning systems. But this year, he's a funny story for years. So when I was marrying my wife, before we were married, I was like a political climate is not heading in the right direction if it was, like 2007 or something. And like, if the world isn't moving in the right direction by 2020, can I become an eco terrorist? Because like MIT PhD, I understand infrastructure systems all week, I can build robots that couldn't make it and stuff, pipelines and coal trains and the whole thing and she's, you know, 2020 was years and years and years away at that point, she said, No, no, you absolutely, that's fine. If we haven't done enough action by then. Anyway, 2019 came around. And obviously the world hadn't done enough. I was like, hey, wifey. If I become the plumber next year, and she said, No, you have an 11 year old and a six year old, why don't you take the year off to do politics and see if you can work inside. And the lesson is actually quite beautiful. How much done you can get with volunteerism is really amazing. And then, with our experience in the US, we started an organisation called rewiring America with a an entrepreneur colleague, and we sort of built this lobbying organisation as though it was a tech startup, I think there was some good lessons there. And that was the right thing to do. But the real lesson is impactful. And I think I want everyone to hear it is like, if we hadn't showed up, large sections of the climate policy wouldn't have been written. There was no one in that swim lane. Like what the people don't. What we don't recognise is that in most Western governments, we've guarded the civil service. And policy has to come from somewhere policy doesn't get written by a civil public service very much anymore. Policy gets written by whoever can afford to show up, you know, afford to show up. It's the natural gas industry, and it's the oil industry. The only other people can afford to show up can afford to show up because they're free, or they're volunteers or they're passionate. And so we've had an outsized impact with a tiny, it really does feel like the, the rebellion from Star Wars, tiny set of poorly dressed people with what the equipment has been out of fight toe to toe with the most powerful lobbying industry in the world, natural, US natural gas industry, and we've won a few battles. And I just, we just need to do that on global scale. Like, you know, there's absolutely no fucking reason at all to be optimistic about our trajectory on climate. Except for what my mother says to me, and I kind of really believe that she's like, the middle class parents have awoken from their slumber and they're angry because you're screwing their children on like, I actually feel like there's a whole bunch of dad bods. And like, you know, finally hippie mamas who are just like ready to fucking rumble now. And I just want them all to feel fully engaged and like, you know what, you only need three of you to show up to a city council meeting, and you can change the rates, the electricity rates, we just got it. We've got 150 years of regulations written for fossil fuels. We got to undo it all in five years, and it's going to take an army of like People with a few spare hours from the middle class showing up to the right hearings becoming a voice, you know, everyone writing to their local members like, honestly, I want pro I we want electric vehicle charging in this parking lot and in front of the school and next to the church and we want this, we want that and then show up to the meetings and make it happen. Like the army that needs to be built in one or two years here is the army in the middle. That's been unheard of in this debate. so far.

Dan Ilic  1:00:29   This is the so called quiet Australians. Is this what you're talking about here?

Saul Griffith  1:00:32   It might be it could, it might be exactly what I mean. Anyway, my kids in the sixth grade at the at the local public school, which is just your magical public school looks like it was built in the 1950s. In the Australian, you know, it's it's 100 yards from the beach. It was amazing. The term assignment last year was design a sustainable house. And, you know, my son being my son tells us the my boy, I've got to take a project into the school tomorrow. It's got to be I don't want to do it at all. And I go well, okay, well, we have to do something, you got to build it. So what do you want to build? He's like, Well, can we do a floating city? Because really, I don't like cars that much. And they kill all the wombats and I love one beds. And then like, we killed me for sure. Why don't we just have no suburbs and we just build a floating city. And then we sat down with your calculation. As it turns out, if you build 12, giant 12, Hindenburg is four times bigger than Hindenburg, you could leave all of the suburb of sorry, we made a car. And it was, you know, duct tape and, and knock of pain. It was awful, but kind of cool. And I was really proud that he had this concept and the boldness to go and deliver this weed thing. Anyway, as we're, we go to drop him off, and you got to help him carry his UFO in the class. And every single other you could tell every single other project had hundreds of nervous parent now is engaged in it. And they weren't perfect architectural models of exactly the house that they currently live in with solar cells on the roof, chicken coops and electric cars. Yeah. And it told me something really profound, like I will absolutely go with you and, and having a sustainable Australia, but it needs to be in the house that looks a lot like the house I currently own. And it needs to have cars that are shaped like the cars that I currently own. And you know, okay, we'll have it all out a chicken coop?

Dan Ilic  1:02:34   Are you trying to say there's a lack of imagination? No, I

Saul Griffith  1:02:36   actually think we've got it really good in the quiet a stranger quiet because they've got it really good. And they don't want you to take a really good way. And we can't sell a climate we've had such a successful cultural war and campaign on the negatives that will happen to Australia, if we went for solving climate change, as opposed to you know what, I can give you that chicken coop, I'm going to give you an even bigger solar system than you think. And there's going to be two shiny electric cars, and you'll save money. And there'll be an extra $2 million in the 2 million jobs in the economy because Australia has such prolific renewable resources and such low population density that we are the natural foundry for the world. And instead of exporting black rocks, we should export crushed red rocks in the form of steel, which is what we used to do, and we should not give away our bauxite at a you know $100 a tonne, we should make it into aluminium and make $1,000 a tonne. And if we do that, you know, we can in fact be the luckiest country like there is no country as well set up to solve this problem. And I think because we are the luckiest country, we also have a little bit of moral responsibility to show the world that it how it can be done and be the good news story. Right? I just desperately would love gold at Glasgow. Right? We want to win all the fucking Olympic medals. Except for the one that counts. Oh, hang on. Before we told you guys

Dan Ilic  1:03:59   go I was want to share with you this. This video I made

Unknown Speaker  1:04:02   a message from the quiet Australians. Hi, i'm john citizen of the quiet Australians. You may have heard of us or maybe not. We're very quiet. For too long. We've almost been silenced. But no longer. It's time for us to speak up. Roughly speaking. Why do we play? Well we believe whatever it's politically comedians believe in. This includes economic growth at all costs. dispatchable coal power franking credit credits, quarterly tax cuts, trickle down economics, fracking, land clearing and getting refugees locked up indefinitely, like Jesus would have done. Also, if you can't afford to see a doctor, you should die. Public Education shouldn't be privatised. So should the army and we believe that politicians are undervalued and underpaid. Why are we so glad you asked because no one would want to be advocating pursued like this, but the quiet Australians aren't alone. We've got the backing of the silent majority is Matt Ryan Terry's Jenkins, president of the solid majority

Unknown Speaker  1:05:25   Thanks for that glowing endorsement to raise the quiet Australians were so quiet. It's almost like we don't exist.

Dan Ilic  1:05:38   Now let's talk about cop quickly. We've got a couple of minutes left. And I just wanted to get your position on cop like, what would you like to see happen for Australia's climate ambition, a cop?

Saul Griffith  1:05:49   When we say a couple of things. So I read the 30 494 pages of the IPCC AR six report. And because that's the kind of thing I do, I read the footnotes. And what's really distressing is the two best scenarios is B, one 1.9, SSP. One 2.6, the technical nicely scenarios, they both model in more negative emissions mid century than is probably economically or physically possible. So even our best case scenarios, as presented by the IPCC, are now kind of unrealistic. So the urgency is even more urgent than you think. Because very likely those negative emissions won't come in to say that day, we shouldn't be banking on it the way that the politicians who go to cop will be banking on those emissions. So if you asked me for best possible outcome for cop 26, would be and I think it's, it's not impossible. And I actually think you could nearly get everyone here to make this possible, you have to believe it's not it's possible until proven otherwise. But like, Scott Morrison goes, when it gets around his turn, to speak, which will probably be lost because everyone's already thinks we're hopeless on this issue. He says, You know what, we have been hopeless on this issue. You know, what, we have been responsible for more than our share of emissions. And we've been a prolific exporter of coal and LNG for so long that we sort of have a burden. But you know, what I've looked at this, and I've had my best people look at the economics for Australian households. And we've had it backwards. We've not been embracing the future because we've been scared of losing our coal industry. But what I now know to be true and understand is that every Australian household will save money and will have a healthier citizenry and will save the prolific costs, what the money every dollar you save in the house, I will save $1 in the healthcare system, because we won't have children with asthma because they growing up in our home heated with natural gas or using natural gas stuff. And I promise to you the world that we do that by 2030 because that's possible in Australia. And we will electrify our households the vaccination against climate change is electrification. And just as we did with our lockdowns, we went hard and we went early, and we're gonna go hard, and we're gonna go early on climate, as well. That 10 years will buy us enough time that we will invest in our industry because we are the exporter of note of iron, aluminium, uranium, copper, we're going to add to that lithium, silicon, other precious metals. And we will more than pull our way in the 2030 2040 period, as we decarbonize our whole export industry, which will be doing the world a service because we will be providing you with the green metals that will help you rebuild your electric infrastructure that solves climate change ahead of even the most ambitious schedule under the ssps and that is a believable story that is an achievable outline.

Dan Ilic  1:09:05   Wow that was that was great Did you if you written this up in like Comic Sans double space font for Scott you're gonna give it I was going

Saul Griffith  1:09:12   to write it in Sharpie on a n cap all caps on a piece of paper and put it in front of the teleprompter. So that is possible right and that is what we should be doing and it is in fact good for everyone it's good for us it's good for the households it's savings in the suburbs jobs in the region's it's, it puts us back in the good graces of the world's nations for not being a planet fucking hypocrite. So until that doesn't happen, I want to believe that that's the outcome. And if Australia did that, you've already seen it right Germany and there's a whole bunch of car companies will eliminate petrol cars by 2035 then became 2030. And then England's like alright, 2025, right. So ambition is gonna begin More ambition if Australia could come up and say, You know what, President Biden, that was pretty good, but we don't know what serious looks like in this battle. This is serious. This is, you know, we got more to lose than you we have the Great Barrier Reef, right, we we know, it's written into the name of poetry, Sandow and country land, you know, rugged mountain ranges. And it's tough and it's hard. And we're going to get tougher and harder than anyone else with climate change. So I want you to step up to the ambition level that we just set, and we will lead the world and we will show you how to do that. The electricity market rules that make this possible, for example, will will run that experiment for the world. That is what we can do and that is what I want. And so right now I'm largely just offering myself to all political persuasions to help them you know, I've done the numbers and the research and I can show them the rigorous analysis and, and, you know, try to win some hearts and minds with PowerPoints. I know it didn't work that well for Al Gore, but it's got to work on one eventually, right.

Dan Ilic  1:11:04   Yeah, yeah. Well, so I don't want to hear your your backup options for cop 26 because I'm so bored by the best possible scenario. Thank you so much for joining us on greatest moral podcast of our generation. I followed your work for about 15 years since when I was on hungry based researching, you know, Mark unipower back in the day so it's a real honour and a privilege to have you on my podcast all those years later. straight back it was super fun to thank you

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Dan Ilic  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the Bertha foundation. Good evening, Louis. Good evening, Daniel. How are you? Oh, man, I'm okay. You know, it's um, you know, I didn't wanna bring it up, but I can't not bring it up. It's day 69 of lockdown in Sydney. 69.Lewis Yeah.

Lewis Hobba  0:17   All right. Yeah. And you can eat out for two, but not three, because that's a breach of the COVID condition.

Dan Ilic  0:24   Yeah, that is true. Hey, I'm pretty excited about this show, because we've got a couple of quite a few great guests. But also, we might even hear from you and Billy Joel, a little bit later on. That's exciting. Sure,

Lewis Hobba  0:37   yeah. Look, listeners of the podcast of the last month would have had that one of my many lockdown crises was buying keyboard, a piano for children. And let me say this Dad, I can you imagine a world in which an adult who decided to learn piano would quit after a short time? Is that a thing you could imagine would only end up doing it for a week. Obviously, that's not what happened to me. I've been very diligently practising every day, but unless a man unless a man may have just played for like three days and then quit.

Dan Ilic  1:06   We can't wait to hear you play Billy Joel's Vienna at the end of the show. So stick around for that. Please don't. Please don't Oh, you could just skip the end. It's a podcast. by recording my end of irrational fear on gadigal land in the eora nation sovereignty was never seated. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

Unknown Speaker  1:21   A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, Canberra COMM And section 40 of our rational view recommends listening by image your audience.

Dan Ilic  1:34   Tonight Joe Rogan is diagnosed with a Delta variant and COVID-19 his next podcast will offer the virus some advice on how to become the alpha and Australia Post. We'll suspend parcel pickups for four days due to having 500 staff self isolate. The pause in the service is said to cost the company as much as several Cartier watches and trade Kelly is reportedly not upset that he's receiving unsolicited phone calls from 1000s of people he texted on behalf of Clive Palmer. He's upset that those people are using 5g phones. It's the third of September 2021. And it's the 69th day of lockdown. Nice. This is a rational fear, irrational

thing Hello, welcome to rational fear. I'm your host former Joe Rogan experience Dan Ilic. Let's meet our female guests for tonight. Our first guest was one of the very first people to come watch a rational fi live at the FBI social back in 2012. Since then, he's gone on to be one of the most successful musical theatre performers this country's ever seen. It's Rob Mills, he Mills thanks so much for having me on the 16th day of Sydney's lockdown it's good to be here.

Lewis Hobba  2:54   I love the way that intro daddy implied that somehow meals he coming to our podcast is what spurred his success.

Dan Ilic  3:01   Well, that was my next question is music How did watching irrational fear all those years ago inspire you to become so successful?

Unknown Speaker  3:09   Was the what not to do? I think I loved it. I've loved it from day one. I'm so glad that it's still going to show because I think it's it's so it's so fun and reverent and, and very thought provoking. So congratulations to you guys.

Dan Ilic  3:25   The way you say that you're talking about Yeah, I feel like you're talking about irrational fear. Like you're hoping to book us into an old person's home so you know it's great.

Unknown Speaker  3:34   I mean, if they'll have you allowed anyone in at the moment my dad said that Dan he his son, the gates locked in the in the zone the gates are locked at

Dan Ilic  3:44   the moment. And she's done more home delivery to celebrities houses than a doordash worker in double Bay. It's the Rockaways herself is Julie's hero

Unknown Speaker  3:53   Hello everyone. Oh exciting. It's like we're at each other's houses I'm beside myself.

Dan Ilic  4:00   We're gonna talk about this later on. This is what we do for self care now we just you know, get our friends on the podcast Yeah. But Julia you're more than a friend you're a you're a Patreon member of the show you're a paid up supporter,

Julia Zemiro  4:12   I have a Patreon I you know what I didn't even know what a Patreon was had to look it up I didn't quite do but they did they get it wrong as a patron. I don't understand. I've got a couple of patrons. I've got indigenous x and I've got bread Goldstein's film to be buried with and you Dan, because I love you and I also got irrational fear out Louis and your good self came to the Adelaide cabaret festival a couple of years ago bits rose. We wanted more politics in cabaret, because I don't know. It seems like a really good place to have politics and cabaret. Not just songs about you know who you're not in love with anymore. And you were amazing. It was so good. You just so fulfilled the brief. Thank you.

Lewis Hobba  4:52   I do remember Julia. We're about 30 seconds into our show after our short deadline cabaret festival. One there was a guy in the back In the room, and he stood up, and he flicked a feather bow around his neck. And he said, That's not a cabaret. And then he laughed. And it was one of the greatest moments of my life. I love controversy. It's one of the top two storm outs we've had an irrational fear shows in its history was the first one. It was splendour in the grass. We were doing a show. And it was like day two and a half. And everyone obviously is just has been on whatever it is for so long. I people actually come to the tent splendour in the grass to like chill for a moment. And we started doing jokes about politics. And someone literally just stood up in the crowd in the middle screamed at us. Oh, that's good.

Dan Ilic  5:46   That's excellent. I totally forgot about that. And, of course, our last few motors Louis harbour. Well that Louis. Sorry, I skipped my intro a little later on. We're gonna be talking to Lee and man show who's going to be starting her own political party so she can run for the Senate. But will she get enough people to register? That's the big question. But first here is a message from our sponsor this week, Harvey

Unknown Speaker  6:09   Norman is giving $6 million dollars of job keep her cash by Kadena huge huge, huge public pressure as all my credibility went out the door during a pandemic our profits increased by half a billion dollars selling furniture electrical and bedding $13 billion worth Not to mention $22 million dollars in free job keep no strings attached. But we're kidding. Oh 27% of it. Wow, that $6 million $6 million that the government can spend on car parks or sporting sheds and swing electrodes in the hope that the Australian public will lose interest in the hobby normally, speaking of interest, we've kept $16 million interest free. Australia has been telling me to go Harvey go Harvey go fuck myself. And that's what I've done just a little bit.

Dan Ilic  7:06   My instruction was we need a few more cuttings in that sketch, and that will really sell early. What's the limit that you can have in escape? It depends on how many Patreon supporters we got. So we had a few more this way to come in so we could afford a few more cuttings. This week's first few coalition MPs want more school chaplains to help children suffering mentally due to alarmist climate activism? Yes, there are a few there are a few MPs in the Liberal Party who decide that apparently, you know, climate change and get up and extinction rebellion, really robbing children of hope when it comes to climate change. And the solution to that is more school chaplains. See mungus Is this the solution? Julia?

Unknown Speaker  7:53   Andrew, I think you're the one robbing the young people of Hope you're your party. Now. Look, I looked up Andrew Wallace and him and I both theories. And we're about a year apart. We're about the year apart. I say this because he talks of growing up in the 70s and 80s as I did with the threat of nuclear annihilation, so he knows exactly what he's talking about. And I can't just say that I think the thing that the thing with the threat of nuclear annihilation, he was still a button that someone had to press that you could close a door and you could lock it. Yeah. Climate change you can't get away from it's literally right there. So I think it's a bit different. I don't think it's the same. And rebirth in Aries for you. You know, he's always a little impulsive. He might be on the cusp. She might be in your Taurus. Anyway. But no, I think chaplains won't be helping what have happened to social workers. What about him? The good counsellors could bring a school counsellor in to chat to kids. It's not

Lewis Hobba  8:50   Yeah, it's wild. I like did you guys have school chaplains? Now I went to a normal school.

Dan Ilic  8:56   I went to a Catholic school. So we had we had brothers, priests, nuns, Jesus, you know, where the whole thing you know,

Rob "Millsy" Mill  9:02   went to public school Louis, and we didn't have anything we had. Who was who was often my mom. So like, Oh, that's what you get into public school. Yet someone's mom growing up, right?

Lewis Hobba  9:15   They should raise funds for more mums, just

Unknown Speaker  9:19   the support. There's a lot of people doing that in the pandemic, right. There's a lot of people locked down and just making babies that's only doing

Lewis Hobba  9:25   well by my partner's obstetricians. She's been delivering the baby boom. So she's been. She's never been busier. What a social what a social service. Jeez, that's extraordinary. Hi, look, we're all doing good whack Julia. We're all we're all doing important stuff. Well, maybe some more than others. But

Dan Ilic  9:42   I'm just pleased to hear that there's going to be another breed of baby boomers coming through to lock me out of the property market.

Unknown Speaker  9:50   I think Andrew Wallace needs to come down. I went to the climate change March, the kids did in the domain. They were extraordinary. They were there. I remember making little videos saying, you know, you can't be afraid of the word activism. You know, we're out there, you're allowed to get out and have a voice. You're allowed to join your lab to listen People to People talk. This is just such a scam. It really made me cross. When I read this, I picked up the newspaper and I throw it across the other side of the room.

Dan Ilic  10:19   know, it's interesting the comparison he makes to nuclear Armageddon, but we're actually facing as you said, we are facing Armageddon moment. And when it comes to kind of the global warming in terms of atomic bonds worth of energy, the sea is absorbing an atomic bomb words of energy, like a Hiroshima bomb, word of energy every second, that's the ocean. The ocean is dissolving that energy. So we're actually we're actually it's it's happening. It's just happening very slowly.

Unknown Speaker  10:48   Excellent stat.

Unknown Speaker  10:50   If that's if that's a real that's an excellent stat. I'm like, that's a good stat mainland. Someone made it. I made it, like put it out there. Yeah, you got you got it. You got it.

Lewis Hobba  10:59   And that's why kids are scared. You know, and I think that there's nothing better to do when there's a Hiroshima bomb per day than just have a little pray. Have a little pray and just pray.

Dan Ilic  11:12   What a great slugger to have a little prior. Right all the way every time. It's the plan.

Lewis Hobba  11:19   I think we need to get a gas plant in every school. I feel like that, you know? Yeah, every school gets a gas plant. And then the kids can just look at it and know that they will die, but they'll have a very brief moment of employment. get kids to stop squaring off Rakoff. Miss, you know, yes. Come on. We did have a chaplain at our school, and I was not religious. My parents were so anti religious, they wouldn't let me sit in any religious classes throughout my entire education. So they pulled me out of all classes, the shovel that we had gone to a school down the south coast well in Shillong in Victoria. And so everyone there was a surfer and our chaplain was a mad surfer. So I reckon he actually like, though I if there's if I can put my hand up for one chaplain, and one chaplain only was the one at our school, who I reckon would be the first guy on the picket line, like out on the in the domain in the protests just being like you putting her rashtra we're in one of our oceans. I want to go surfing, unless the surf gets better for it, so

Dan Ilic  12:22   he might be for it. There was also another cool surfer who, who could surf the waves of the Dead Sea. His name is Jesus. He could walk on water, he didn't need a surfboard. He was

Lewis Hobba  12:35   hanging 10 commandments baby.

Dan Ilic  12:41   Like, so I feel like sometimes these Christian groups speak on behalf of Christians, regardless of whether actual Christians believe them or not like the Australian Christian lobby came out last week, to say that to Colin supporters to not fear death, and instead push the state governments to end the COVID-19 lockdowns like this is what the ACL said like this is the same people who basically put the country through enormous pain but to have a marriage plebiscite. Okay, marriage privacy. It's the incredible hypocrisy of that anyway, I, I thought I would resurrect no pun intended, an old group that I'm the executive director of to send a message. On behalf of all of those people. I represent a message from the Australian lapsed Catholic lobby. Today, I'm Dan Ilic, the executive director of the Australian lapsed Catholic lobby. And I just want to say that as the group that represents the largest sector of Christians in Australia, lapsed Catholics, we think the only way to give hope to children for their future is to take meaningful action on climate change. And statistically The only thing that will harm children more than climate change is an exponential increase of chaplains in schools. So please, when it comes to emissions, net zero by 2030 and when it comes to chaplains in schools, gross zero by 2021. spoken and authorised by Dan Ilic for the Australian lapsed Catholic lobby camera. All right this week second fear Craig Kelly has been sending text messages to pretty much everyone in the entire country. I don't know if you've seen this people 1000s of people will ever Australia's been getting this text message. You can never trust the liberals labour or greens again. Authorised by Craig Kelly united Australia party click on this link to follow I know whatever what happens you click on that link Have you any of you received this text message yet? Fear mongers lawyers, you've

Unknown Speaker  14:30   got it? Yeah. Can I quickly jump in Louis. I know you've got this but my candidate really liked Tom and I'd like I've been I've been booty called by Craig Kelly. And this is very light tones.

Dan Ilic  14:46   I mean, it's fair to say your booty call days are over there behind you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, totally. I'm in a very committed relationship. Yeah. Is there a politician out there that you would you know exactly. Probably not Yeah, you probably would never send it to me but Penny Wong does it for me.

Unknown Speaker  15:05   I definitely get received one from her no problem I turn except if she booty called me I would just want to sit quietly on a couch somewhere and just nurse a little glass of rose a and

Lewis Hobba  15:16   I feel like you wanted a skald you go tell me I've done something wrong.

Dan Ilic  15:24   That's funny. Yeah, I

Lewis Hobba  15:25   got mine. I got my butt. Obviously. I got mine because I sign up to all of Craig Kelly's email list. I I love it. I love to hear

Dan Ilic  15:34   your news. urina you and his telegram group to to download to get some in in hydroxychloroquine of course. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  15:41   yeah. I'm on the I'm on the waitlist for ivermectin. Absolutely. I'm the first through the door. You know if you can take ketamine you can take ivermectin. I've been training but I've been training for horse level drugs my whole adult life.

Dan Ilic  15:55   Now, here's the thing, apparently, you know, everyone's up in arms about this. And they're they're taking it to achma acuras had hundreds and 1000s of complaints about this text message. But apparently, political parties and charity groups are exempt from the Do Not Call register and are allowed by law to send it to you. It's under the Act called the spam act of 2003. The spam act of 2008 basically legitimises it we've got we've got on the Facebook who's deserves better is watching us on Facebook right now the Craig Kelly's electorate hello yes

Unknown Speaker  16:29   well done. I came into Hughes you doing very well. Yeah, I am. I got mine on a Saturday and I was like, come on, mate. That's a bit early anyway, I just I did reply get fat just in case he got it.

Dan Ilic  16:40   So this this kind of story is moved a little further down the line. So Ben Eltham who is a journalist at the new daily he said on Twitter Look, here is Craig Kelly's mobile number. This is the number send him a text if you like. And Warren mundane SPS board member put out a tweet rage fighting him saying you are a C word what a disgraceful human being you are. Now when I read the article, that was Cray that Lauren Monday was going to take a break off Twitter for calling a journalist to see what my immediate reaction was, well, you know, journalists can base a words I'm sure. I might as well go and have a look at this story. And when I saw the story, I was like, no, no. Ben Eltham is a national hero. That's fine.

Unknown Speaker  17:27   I wish I'd gotten found and I would definitely have sent him a text. But yeah, that is quite. I mean, do people think sometimes before they tweet, I mean, that's quite something to have said that. I mean, did he not think he's on a board?

Dan Ilic  17:43   It was a it was a wild tweet, like totally lashed out. Changing your mobile number is easy these days. My dealer does it all the time.

Lewis Hobba  17:52   I'm gonna get a new message from Craig Kelly just being like guys new number save this one is Craig. Some crackers shit coming through this. I got I've got heidrich I try to crash the car. Yeah, make sure you get your orders in before nine. The new curfew is doing a real hard one for

Unknown Speaker  18:11   somebody. Okay, peace, human rights in the circumstance that appears to be the opposition party, Labour Party, the National the greens, your fear is rational.

Dan Ilic  18:24   Alright, this week's third here, like we said at the beginning of the show, you know it's day 69 lockdown in Sydney. You know it's or day blend tea blouson of lockdown in Melbourne. I can't I can't remember. This kind of stuff is taking its toll on everyone and Rob Mills emails. You are in Victoria,

Unknown Speaker  18:43   Victoria, and Victoria now. We've been almost a whole year in lockdown. So

Dan Ilic  18:50   how are you feeling mentally? How's it all going? What would you have some tips for us to deal with lockdown. This is time round down.

Unknown Speaker  18:57   I have some tips. I saw this. On the internet the other day, it was an isolation wellbeing checklist. So I'll just run through them. It's pretty it's actually really simple. Number one, shower very important to medication if you need it. Three drink water. For a clean one thing or one space in your house.

Dan Ilic  19:16   I have to say that that is a great tip. I cleaned up my entire office this afternoon and I was ready to go. I was like you know I'm pumped to write something now made me feel really good.

Unknown Speaker  19:27   Clean space, clean mind. Next 10 something like 10 to something growing or living to have a pot plant that you can look after. Be mindfully present to maybe it's a song or a sound, a sensory feeling something that you see or, or spiritual practice. Reach out to a human outside your home. Do one thing to get your heart rate up. Do one thing that you'll be glad you did later. Do one thing just because you want to and get in at least one good laugh. I this thing is really it was like the simplest, most beautiful checklists. You are And everyone loves a list who doesn't love love ticking off the list?

Unknown Speaker  20:03   Can I add you know what I'm missing? I'm missing swimming in the ocean. Well, you know what, go with me. If you have a really cold shower for about a minute, and I mean you, you you Yelp and you'll have a lot of that going on but I felt amazing this morning after a minute under the cold shower. Man who put a spring in my step. I felt like I've gone for that quick, deep.

Unknown Speaker  20:25   Yeah, it is the greatest cold showers in the morning hot showers at night.

Dan Ilic  20:29   Every time I imagine mosey in the shower, I have to go have a cold shower. That's kind of my therapy

Unknown Speaker  20:38   I've been doing I've got regular I've got regular check ins with different friends at different times during the week we just check in go Hey, guy, we have a zoom for half an hour. And so we don't talk about COVID all the time. We usually try and watch a film or something and then debrief so we just talk about the exciting show or film.

Dan Ilic  20:56   I've got a surprise for you Julia right now we're gonna settle in and watch Robin Hood's from Disney the animated feature. So kick back, relax. What were these crazy kids get up to enjoy? Is it the moment Russell Crowe member we know the animated one the good one did you do?

Lewis Hobba  21:17   Something involving Russell Crowe was not the best of anything. Not in my present. Come on my

Dan Ilic  21:22   I was up early this morning at 4am. And I said I said on Twitter, I should go to bed or Russell Crowe replied No stay up and work. So I'm gonna stay up and work. All right now it's not for Hang on a sec. Right around the country. They're locked down freedom fighters being arrested by the cops in a crackdown to stop the kind of protests that we've seen kind of spring up. Occasionally over the last few weeks. There's a bit of a new trend to as these freedom fighters being arrested by the cops, they like to livestream their arrests because I don't know maybe some kind of self assurance thing that they're not alone, I guess. Anyway, here's a great one from this week. This is from Monica Smith, who is a major figure in the conspiracy theory lockdown world in Victoria. She runs reignite democracy Australia. This is her getting arrested and her live stream. Here it is.

Unknown Speaker  22:15   I've just been pulled over by the cops. Probably because I'm outside of my five K's but um, hang on a sec. She's outside of the five K's. Do you know why she's not scared? Because she wants to audition for survivor. She is absolutely bald. Bald and you should watch that audition type. It's pretty bad. No wonder she didn't get in.

Dan Ilic  22:35   Is that legit? Is that legit?

Unknown Speaker  22:37   Oh, yeah, it's there. And it is really quite a terrible audition. I mean, I wish I had I could have gotten my hands on her and gone mate. Come on. Look up presents, buddy. Relax. Get in there. And she keeps saying I think I'd be good contestant maybe I wouldn't maybe I wouldn't if I got to the end. Well, then I deserved it. I mean, she makes no sense whatsoever. So yeah, but she was she was gonna try and get into survivor. She says she would have had a very good social game.

Lewis Hobba  23:01   Oh, now she's an invented her own version, which is just COVID so she just walks around in ignoring all the roles and buying it off life.

Unknown Speaker  23:09   Yeah, just fine. And so I just thought I'd put the live stream on just in case. That was stupid. Oh, hang on a sec. Hang on. Hang on a sec. I'll see you believe in seatbelts beat up believe in a jab. Okay. She's not even moving. Okay, she gets

Unknown Speaker  23:34   out. moment we need to have a chat to you. That's our motto. informant. So I need to place you under arrest for that. Okay. At the moment you're under arrest for incitement? You guys been following me in my reporting? centre.

Unknown Speaker  23:50   Hang on a sec. Look at that lower jaw that real? Oh my god. Mom,

Unknown Speaker  23:58   me What you doing?

Dan Ilic  24:01   The question have you guys been following me? Yeah, they're the police and they're pulled you over to arrest you for incitement? Of course. They are. Yes. They have been following you like how they know everything about you put everything up on Facebook.

Unknown Speaker  24:15   Yeah. Isn't it possible that she's actually they'd like, yeah, we'd be following the live stream. We love it. We just want to get your autograph because

Lewis Hobba  24:23   we really think you should have been on survivor hard.

Unknown Speaker  24:26   She's auditioning for something again, that's for sure she has she moved back just to get little a camera readjust as well so that you understand that comment.

Unknown Speaker  24:37   Please share this video as much as possible. Monica Smith.

Lewis Hobba  24:43   Hang on a sec. I guess the haggis is sort of Monica Smith like just using yourself in the third person is using a lot the media

Unknown Speaker  24:52   they will know Marty Smith. on her website she describes herself as a self Describe journalist.

Dan Ilic  25:01   Well, exactly. That's exactly who are a lot of these people describe themselves as self described journalist that says that I am so I am. I am. Anyone with a podcast can become a self described journalist like us. I just said it makes it sound like more of a lunatic. So, yeah, she's self described. So then it gets weird sometimes because you know these protesters, they start to kind of make sense in their own kind of way. Here's one from Queensland about the potential truck blockade in the Gulf Coast. But then it turns into something much, much more. Hey guys,

Unknown Speaker  25:42   just a quick video down the beach. I'm going to make a quick because I keep talking and I run out of time, so

Dan Ilic  25:52   he's running out of time because he's on tik tok. So there's like a two minute limit that's running out of time. If he just not

Lewis Hobba  25:59   done that intro, he did save 10 seconds like

Unknown Speaker  26:02   word economy crosspoint to max Egan, and he went down and had a look, he couldn't see a blockade on the like south of Goldie. But he did say that there was no, I gotta make

Lewis Hobba  26:14   sure we know who makes that again is friends with Monica Smith. Yeah, he rolled out who max Hagen is.

Dan Ilic  26:22   Come on max agan auditioned for the greatest alien bakeoff, didn't you? Yeah. I'm gonna Google him and see who he

Unknown Speaker  26:30   got the traffic coming northbound. So it could be there. It might not be it might say on Google Maps, it's saying there is some sort of blockage there. So maybe it is maybe the media is just blocking it all out.

Lewis Hobba  26:41   Hang on. Hang on a sec. He literally said he went down and looked and it wasn't there. And now he's like, it's definitely not there. I've seen it's not there. But maybe the media is blocking the media can like put up a screen and hide a blockade? Is that what he thinks the media is like an invisibility cloak from Harry Potter.

Unknown Speaker  27:02   I've just googled max again. He's got great videos such as we can't let them get away with it. And the universe had a bigger plan for me. And is this what the Great Awakening really is? So Max said no. Yeah, Max word.

Unknown Speaker  27:15   With Pauline Hanson and Malcolm Roberts and stuff like, Can we are we sure we can trust these politicians? Are they just playing both sides?

Unknown Speaker  27:27   Nothing rather than Pauline Hanson are on the same side. So also, yeah, did I know they technically politicians, but they're not. They're not

Lewis Hobba  27:36   apologists.

Dan Ilic  27:39   Just like did Malcolm Roberts and Pauline Hanson he's idea of who our politicians and who, who they shouldn't be trusting. And all of a sudden, it should be. No wonder these people don't know what to think anymore. He or

Unknown Speaker  27:53   she was the one that told the blockade to move on for people. For the people, you know, and I get it's inconveniencing people, but they were all inconvenience. So you know, I think having the power in our hands was a good idea. But are we really sure we can trust these politicians? I mean, are they just playing us? I mean, Malcolm Roberts, I mean, I really liked them. But the more time goes on the more or less, the less I trust them like, tricky, tricky from in Brisbane, a friend of mine, he's

Dan Ilic  28:23   Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on, not shaky, not tricky. Mills II remember tricky. Oh, man, I wouldn't put a pass someone named melzi to know someone called tricky, that's for sure.

Unknown Speaker  28:36   Pauline, and she didn't want to talk about conspiracies since he said is this being as used as a front to bring in a surveillance state? She's I don't wanna talk about conspiracy. So you know, why wouldn't if she knows about it, then why won't Why don't you say anything about it? Because I've heard her in in senate talking about agenda 21 and stuff. So can we trust these people? Are they just playing us? What's going on?

Unknown Speaker  29:01   Is he doing a bit lucky? Like, I feel like I've seen someone do this about someone like I feel like he's so good at what he's doing right now. But he's legit, right? This guy's

Lewis Hobba  29:12   if you close your eyes, he sounds like there is a very wonderful comedian who does impressions of these people called Greg Lawson. And the only the only version of this I've actually ever seen is Greg Lawson's version. And I've never really seen the real one and I just need to say if to Greg Lawson or anyone who has a chance to speak to him. Now I realise how good his impression is like, this guy sounds exactly like fucking Greg loss and it's why lead

Dan Ilic  29:36   dead on that is so that is so perfect. That is Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna do that from now on.

Unknown Speaker  29:42   I don't trust him at all. And Craig Kelly, he's the one that posted fine that brocade has gone ahead. And if this hasn't gone ahead, can we trust this guy to you know what I mean? I've noticed he's joined up with Clive Palmer. So, you know and bangs on about ivermectin. Yeah, sure. ivermectin. But, but yeah, so

Lewis Hobba  29:59   I met him. Yeah, I mean we all know it work so move on.

Unknown Speaker  30:02   But I'll keep you posted about the Truckee blockade. I don't know what's going on and if it's going or not going, but there's definitely no confirmation so yep,

Unknown Speaker  30:10   hang on a sec. who's who's watching him just to check in on his, his ramblings like he's the trucking blockade update who's going? Who? Lucky we got some eyes and ears on the ground. They're lucky like it's it's taking two minutes now of him rounding disease. Nothing's happening. Okay, besides that, who's yours who's using his

Unknown Speaker  30:33   irrational fear? What is shotput mean to your talk? Everything. I'm gonna go into Brisbane normally 44 years of age. And after this country logo anzacs did shut up with Scott Morrison. This is a rational fear. Our next

Dan Ilic  30:54   guest joined us last year to talk about changes to the environment protection Biodiversity Conservation Act. And as part of as part of her role at the Australian Institute. Well, she's had enough of being in a think tank and now she wants to be in a do tank. She's running for the Senate next election in a new party called the local party. The only catch is will they get enough people to be able to register. Leanne Michelle, welcome back to irrational fear.

Unknown Speaker  31:19   Thanks, Dan. Thanks, Julie. It doesn't really matter. Because I'm a self described politician. So say I am so I am. I'm under your election. Yeah, thanks.

Dan Ilic  31:33   This is a big deal. What's happening right now the federal government is wanting to rush through changes to change the way the laws work. So the parties need not not 500 members, but 1500 members to register for a local party. You're registered. You've got 500 members, but the question is, can you get 1000 more members so you can become a federal party? We just lose Leanne, on that one. I'm back. Back. lands back.

Unknown Speaker  31:58   Okay, great. Oh, what happened there? I had to wait so long for you that you are dealing with the free folk of Tasmania. And we've got little boxes for like, no,

Dan Ilic  32:13   I'm sorry. Sorry. We had you on the line for half an hour. We used all of Tasmania's bandwidth during that time. I'm so sorry.

Leanne Minshull  32:20   No, I'm joking. We are. We've got a blackout, though. But I'm going to pick up on your question. Yeah, that's just gonna plough on. So we did. We made a party, the local party, it's a height as a hybrid. It's a network of independence. That's what I was looking for. So we've got the good things, all the good stuff about being independence, but put it into a party structure. So you've still got the advantages of all of the parliamentary privileges that you get back for having a party. Right. So you

Lewis Hobba  32:48   like the IGA of politics?

Unknown Speaker  32:50   Exactly. Where your local grocer, we actually launched just before the state election in in Tasmania, they called a state election four days later, and so we couldn't get registered. So I'm hoping that history won't repeat itself because it is a bit strange going out there and saying, I'm going to run for the Senate. If you're not above the line in the Senate, if you're not a party, it's almost impossible to get elected. And at this election, the sixth seat in Tasmania will be between Jackie Landis' office manager, Eric kuebix. Because he's third on the ticket. And me if I can get myself above the line, so only Tasmanians can help vote Eric out. But everyone in Australia can help them get us above the line by joining the local party. So I can have a really good crack

Dan Ilic  33:36   is a really interesting way of framing that show there are plenty of people particularly You know, I think you could find 1000 ABC employees who would become members of the local party to get rid of Eric a bit. Well, let's quickly talk about the local party. What is the ethos? What do you stand for?

Unknown Speaker  33:55   Well, as I said, what we're trying to do is to change part of the structure of party politics. So at the moment, I don't think anyone would argue that it's toxic. It's pretty misogynistic. It's distant. It's very much an insider's club. And I try to make it local again. And we're doing that by having rules of the party like every member gets every elected member gets a conscience vote on every single piece of legislation. So there's no party line to follow. Because I think what we need at the moment are politicians who can speak their mind and vote their conscience, not just follow a Tiguan that someone gives them in the morning

Dan Ilic  34:33   is a kind of a it says it sounds like a con like a party of independence. Is that is that is it

Unknown Speaker  34:39   is it is but what holds it together and why we decided to go down this route, rather than just go for independence is that the party system is really entrenched in Australia. And I think we've got to do more than just get a few independents in, although I back getting them in. We actually hope that this starts to change the way that party politics is done, so that it's a killer. To deal with people who want to come and govern and have some overriding principles that hold them together. And the people who are getting this are the young people, it's particularly men, and it's men sort of 55 plus who I've talked with you about this, and they find that they just don't get it. They don't get that we actually have agency over the way that our political system works, and that we can change it. And all we have to do is choose to change it. And the thing that holds the one concept that binds all of the people together, all of the elected representatives, when we get them together, is that they have to hold to citizen juries a year. So you have to make decisions for your community in partnership with them. Not in consultation. Like if I make a decision about what happens in the house. I make it in partnership with my husband. I don't set up a consultation process. Yeah. So that's what we should be doing as politicians and it's what we should be demanding as communities and Australians. You guys were talking about Craig Kelly before, so I clicked on the link because I got the text. Took you the anti Vax stuff. Yeah. What time did you get it? What time did you get it? Ah, like, Yeah, he was pretty cool than me too. Sorry. Yeah, I clicked on it and went through the anti vac stuff. But the actually the important thing about that is because the got the rules have been changed. They've put it through labour and liberal voted for it. And they sort of fast tracked a lot of the normal parliamentary conventions as well. And they're doing it just before an election. Like it just sucks. Like if you really want to change it, change it after the next election. But anyway, one little rule I kept for themselves is if you've already got somebody in Parliament, then you don't need to have 500 members. What exactly Thank you, and that's so you can

Dan Ilic  36:49   lose memory you can like lose members and still maintain your spot.

Unknown Speaker  36:54   I don't I don't reckon the Northern Territory country Liberal Party who've got 500 members just quietly. That is such hypocrisy.

Dan Ilic  37:01   I've never I have no idea that that

Unknown Speaker  37:04   was a rule. That's just crazy. What that is why Clive Palmer has gone along to Kelly and said, Hey, mate, do you want to be the head of my party? Because he's already in we instantly gives karma party status. Wow. So they didn't change that rule. They left that one in surprisingly and Kara how many is he got? I remember when Cory Bernardi left parliament, although for the liberals and he or whoever he was with, and he started up the Australian Christian lobby, and he was a party and he had no members. And how I know this is because one of my friends stole my iPhone one day and signed me up to the Cory Bernardi fan club.

Dan Ilic  37:43   Yeah, I joined up to the freedom emails to Leanne and I think they were about I think they published like four emails in a year. They gave up

Unknown Speaker  37:54   anyway yet. So that's how she did it is. That is crazy. So this is why I think we need more than just a few good independency thing. It's also by the way, I mean, I you know, I am running for the Senate. If I can get the membership numbers in but the senate the part of the house of parties, basically, you can't get in, it's very hard to get in as an independent. So

Unknown Speaker  38:14   who knows? What How can we help? How can we help you? How can we help Leanne? How can we have Yeah, can

Unknown Speaker  38:19   we tell everybody to go to the local party dotnet and join up? It's easy. All you have to do is be overwriting have to be registered to vote, and you can't be a member of an existing party. That's it. And I won't even send you four emails a year. And do it or have to be Tasman. Yes. This is the beautiful part. They'll see every person in Australia who would like to help me the throne, Eric a bit at the next day. Come on, it's too good. By just signing up for our membership.

Dan Ilic  38:52   There's a lot to be said for getting regular folks who aren't professional politicians in the past. Yes. I mean, yes, do Yes. Let's let's remember Ricky Muir. We all made fun of him when he first got him because he was part of the motoring enthusiast party he got in and a quirk of quirk of like, voter preferences. But he was one of the best senators that we ever had in the Australian Parliament. And it was incredibly who's incredibly progressive, thoughtful, and always, he was always on the on the correct side of every judgement in his mind.

Lewis Hobba  39:19   He was like one of the people who was like, here's my thought, here's my stance, and then people would come to him and go, Hey, here's what were you thinking you'd go? I've heard I've listened to you. And I've changed my mind. And you're like, Where's this is this basic humanity? humanity just wrote on that ticket. Where's the where's the humanity?

Unknown Speaker  39:39   He but also, you know, he say something like Helen Haynes is a midwife and worked as a nurse. And I mean, it's people who've actually had lives and no real people and understand what it means to suffer and not have enough. And all those guys in suits, they don't get it. They do.

Unknown Speaker  39:59   Get it everyone I think goes it most people go into parliament wanting to do something good. I think the party structures to people up and I think people stay there too long. I've worked as an advisor before, like 1012 years ago. I've got the best experience now to get to Parliament. I am a publican so there it is Leann

Dan Ilic  40:26   Landy should die should wait. So Barnaby Joyce goes there so you can get go. What about Leanne's pop? You know when they go What's on the menu? is climate change on the menu? Actually, we've got a menu made up Barnaby. We've got several choices including net zero by 2030. It's delicious. You're lovely. Leanne, thank you so much for joining us. Some people can check out the local party. And and we'll put the link in the show notes as well. So thanks so much for joining us and good luck on your journey.

Lewis Hobba  40:59   Thank you. I'll get off before it blacks out. No, stay

Dan Ilic  41:02   with it. Stay. Oh, she's gone. Stay with it. I was gonna say stay with because we got a very special thing to end the programme tonight for weeks. Lewis harbour has been talking up his ability to play Billy Joel's Vienna is a lockdown project. He's been you know, to our you know, it's great to have Mills he and Julia on to music aficionados. And so we've been waiting for weeks to hear Vienna by Billy Joe as played by Louis harbour here on the podcast that's good.

Lewis Hobba  41:32   Confident that's a confident bit of work right there already. To be beautiful I in all the years I've done irrational fears the first time I've actually had fear is fucking melzi

Unknown Speaker  41:47   I mean, I look i don't i'm all i'm not missing out. I tell you what Rob will be he picked tonight. I mean, he knew that was a nice so he's in

Dan Ilic  41:57   touch the keyboard. Without further ado, here is Lewis Hello, lane, Billy Joe's Vienna.

Want to say a big thank you to all of our guests tonight. Rob Mills emails. Julius mirror. Leah menschel for the local party. Big thanks to rode bikes, and our Patreon supporters. Safford chrissa faccin Mary, Robin McLaughlin, Cam Amos, Steven James, the Linda Barrett, Sara raid, Kate golden. Nathaniel say, we had so many new Patreon supporters this week. Big Thank you. It really helps us keep the show going. This is great, Louis. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's a gold medal. I've turned around in my chair. Yeah. Do you guys want to plug anything before we go? Julie do wanna plug anything? I'm not doing anything. Not really. Thanks. Rob Mills emails, you wanna plug anything?

Unknown Speaker  43:28   I'm not doing anything because I'm in the arts. But I'd like to put by I'd like to plug my girlfriend's podcast is doing about the Paralympics called. Apparently it's really good. And also the other one is the Paralympics. What's the Paralympics? I've cried about million times this fall. It's amazing. It's pretty great.

Lewis Hobba  43:45   Anything, not just piano lessons. is beautiful. It was it was just a lovely weather when the show was really good.

Dan Ilic  43:55   Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Goodnight.

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Hi, welcome to rational feet. I'm your host former premier of Tasmania. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She is the host of three podcasts and a guest on many more. She's a zinger slinger and a banjo swinger. It's Alice Fraser Welcome.

Alice Fraser  3:15   Hello, Danny ledge pleasure to be here. I mean, I'm here where I've been since lockdown began two months ago, but psychologically I'm with you.

Dan Ilic  3:25   And he's the non sequiturs non sequitur stuck in a room without any toys at all. Yes, he's in hotel quarantine. And pastor Ross Noble. Hello. Hi, how are you? fairing in in lockdown quarantine again, Ross.

Unknown Speaker  3:39   You know what I cannot be doing with these people that just go like, Oh my god, I'm locked up inside. I've done it. Now. This is what I did two weeks in hotel quarantine. I've done four weeks quarantine in my own home, as well. Yeah, I know some people struggle with it. But you could not find a human being more more equipped to deal with just being in a room that's just in their own. Family like it's one of those things where if I if I didn't have a wife and two children, I would literally just do this. I do this all the time. Why? guesting on people's podcasts? Yeah, pretty much. I mean. I know not everyone can just just beat people out.

Lewis Hobba  4:27   Yeah. Dan literally just has like a Google Alert set for Canadian in quarantine. And as soon as he said he's like, Hello, I noticed you have literally nothing else to do. Coming up. comes up on the app. This little thing where you put your thing in? alert all podcasts? Yeah, you're like, would you like to check into this hotel? Yes. Would you like to check into irrational fear? inevitably? Yes,

Dan Ilic  4:51   yeah, we've had more guests on our inner from hotel quarantine than the COVID safe app. It's actually found people with COVID And finally he's the Uptown Girl of podcasting. It's Lewis Nova.

Lewis Hobba  5:03   Hello. Yeah, that's right. I mean, boy, for a person who had never listened to Billy Joel until about a month ago, boy, but I listen to a lot of Billy Joel in the last month. It's something about the sort of dad level emotion that is really appropriate for lockdown. Like it gives you a hint of emotion. It's like a memory of emotion but doesn't actually make you feel anything which means you're in no danger of bursting into tears in public. Forever Billy Joel song. Oh, well, I'm so glad you asked I if listeners of the podcast would know that. A few weeks ago in a bit of a lockdown panic. When I ran out of things to do. I bought a children's keyboard and decided to learn piano. And so I the song I picked because it just happened to be on a random shuffle playlist at the time was Billy Joel's Vienna. So now that's probably my favourite Billy Joel song.

Unknown Speaker  5:54   Could I put forward as a challenge that you do? That you play the Ultravox classic Vienna and you work your way through all of the songs. When you get out of the quarantine party, you could do that? Sure.

Lewis Hobba  6:12   Just to Vienna.

Unknown Speaker  6:15   You never live yet you never the Vienna show in Vienna. And you go directly up against old Andrea, are you? Yeah. He's always bothering people in Vienna.

Lewis Hobba  6:31   I would love to be the guy that takes down ratio.

Alice Fraser  6:34   For every person that remove bothers there are 10 old ladies for whom he is the pinnacle of their sexual enlightenment. It's funny isn't

Unknown Speaker  6:41   it is because when an old lady dies at a real concert, to more grow in their place?

Lewis Hobba  6:50   The Andre Hydra

Unknown Speaker  6:52   but how good is how good is Renu? The fact that he managed nobody since Kevin Brody Wilson managed to infiltrate Australian petrol stations.

Dan Ilic  7:04   Like you can line up at a post office and there's like Andre rieu on DVD like who is buying Andre telling you

Alice Fraser  7:12   a friend of mine did contact juggling with you know those glass balls and he would do that basking in, in markets and the number of ladies who approached him to come and do a strip show as the Goblin King from the labyrinth. I feel like Andre was incredibly high, like put disproportionate. So I would say that Andre Rio is that for the postmenopausal demographic he has that moment of sexual awakening

Unknown Speaker  7:40   What are you've hit on there though right which and I'm sure this is all news to you. You'll know this right? But the the guy that did the the glass ball manipulation was a guy called Michael Moore Shen

Lewis Hobba  7:55   we all know emotion

Unknown Speaker  7:58   So Michael motion was the guy that was behind Bali and was doing all the stuff with the with the balls and that and that now makes me happy to think that like basically he is a Michael motion impersonator and he's getting the legs even even more shed even though the fact he was the most highly skilled. Glasspool manipulator. I don't think that's enough to get the ladies

Lewis Hobba  8:25   You're the best in the world at the only and you're the also the only person who does it. It's not necessarily that impressive.

Unknown Speaker  8:33   Well, Alice's friend does it. He's out there trying to where where does he do this class ball manipulation?

Alice Fraser  8:39   It is a markets busking. It seems to work it seems like David Bowie in the labyrinth is the equivalent of Princess Leia in the Star Wars for that generation. That's the moment of suddenly realising extra hands on an old lady's body.

Dan Ilic  8:56   Coming up on the podcast, we have Simon Holmes accord he's popping by to tell us about a cunning plan to short circuit party politics in Australia. We'll ask him if he's actually Clive Palmer in disguise. But first, here's a message from this week's sponsor. At the Australian Government, we know that coal powered electricity plants are running out of time. On one hand, they're old, expensive, and make climate change worse every minute they run. But on the other hand, the coal industry also provides critical baseload donations to the LNP. So that's why we're launching colpi. We're spending $7 billion a year to keep coal powered polluting clunkers running way past their use by data. That way the LNP can get more donations from the coal industry to stay way past our use. by date, the government could invest in new wind, solar and storage, but renewable energy is to claim to give us donations, coal keeper, a reliable source of donations at the cost of only $400 per household per year. And everyone's existence.

This week's first fear in Great Barrier Reef news sexually frustrated sea snakes are making scuba divers potential mates. Yes, a study from the Macquarie University has confirmed the reasons why sea snakes and the reef sidling up to divers and wrapping themselves around their fins and licking the water around them is because the males who have poor eyesight mistake scuba divers for females sea stakes a female Angus does this make you less or more inclined to go diving on the reef? Ross?

Unknown Speaker  10:32   Well, I mean, what an excellent excuse. What an excellent excuse. They're going for the old filthy Magoo tactic aren't really blind. I've made a terrible error. Oh, I'm so sorry. I seem to have been tangled myself. It's a me too nightmare.

Alice Fraser  10:52   continental is just a very simple form of Braille. I wonder what just two dots I wonder what? No, thank you. Please stop

Unknown Speaker  11:06   because.dot.in Morse code that's s, isn't it? So? s so it would just be a mix the sound of air coming out,

Lewis Hobba  11:20   like the sound of a regular snake and they're like, well, I'm a snake You seem to be a regular snake. Let's make this work.

Alice Fraser  11:26   I find this really positive and hopeful that even though I mean the sea snakes are saying they have bad eyesight all the scientists are saying the sea snakes have a bad eyesight. I'm not gonna put words in the mouth of the sea snakes, but the sea snakes are clearly attracted to the divers, even if they have bad eyesight. I feel like this is a positive sign that sea snakes like a bit of junk in the trunk. Like wetsuit fetish. quite quite high on the high neoprene.

Lewis Hobba  11:55   Yeah, who knew? Who knew I personally, as someone who has been in lockdown for about three months, I've never wanted to scuba dive more I just want to be touched.

Dan Ilic  12:07   This is interesting here it says the males tend to flick out their tongues. However, the most striking behaviour occurred after 13 incidences where males rapidly chased divers underwater when they swam away. A researcher said females don't do any chasing. They do the flaming during mating. So swimming away from a male snake is mimicking courtship behaviour. I don't think I've actually felt more in common with the snake ever. This is incredible.

Alice Fraser  12:32   This makes me feel like I get it. I feel a real burden of responsibility now to sort of educate female sea snakes about taking control of your own sexuality and going after what you want. I'm not sure that I am equipped to fully communicate with sea snakes on such complex matters is good sent

Dan Ilic  12:49   the rate well, so interesting about the research has said they suspect the snakes chased after divers after they failed a mating attempt. So the divers themselves are like sloppy seconds. They were just like, get there like a rebound person. It's clear that the most approaches to divers were males who'd lost contact with females that were pursuing. Oh my god, imagine, imagine how sad you are being a diver, you know, realising that

Lewis Hobba  13:12   you're not the number one choice? Yeah, it also just sounds like kind of the beginning of the El incel movement.

Alice Fraser  13:21   ancl movement.

Dan Ilic  13:24   The comments of that mirror article, there's one there from three days ago from a guy called Jonathan Wilder. It said, I was a scuba, I was scuba diving with a friend in a black wetsuit, and a seal became very interested. It was funny at the time, but it was a large animal.

Unknown Speaker  13:42   Well, if somebody it's an old joke, but you know if the he could somebody comes out of the water, what's up with your diving gear, a blue seal? You can't get a snake are rational fear. If it

Unknown Speaker  13:57   bites you what would it do? That would kill you? They're much more venomous than then a cobra. Right? Yeah, they're more of a cobra much more. Right. So so people are going swimming again, right? Your fear is rational.

Dan Ilic  14:12   This week second fear. If you listen to last week's podcast, we spoke a lot about only fans, the website that allows horny people to pay money for sexy people to show them sexy bits so you can get off and move on with the rest of their day. Well, the very next day, only fans made an incredible shocking announcement they said they were not going to allow any sexually explicit content. And they were going to demand users verify their identities with government IDs, which completely ruins the entire business model for how for very horny secret agents. Of course, users and creators have made millions of dollars on this platform and they totally flipped out and now as of today, only fans totally black back flipped on their plans to make themselves a model of decorum. So fear mongers was only fans right to backflip on on this on being totally frigid Alice

Alice Fraser  15:00   I want to talk about only fans and Pornhub. I want to talk about the whole porn industry over the whole last month because much like when you use a thing that you just bought on stage as a prop, so you can write it off on tax, I'm seeking to provide a reference point for future curious explorers that will explain my search history. And boy by researching this piece of satirical news for a long time, actually, I don't watch internet pornography, I'm not against it. In principle, I just think a lot of it is mainly geared to a very specific taste, which is to say people who are very turned on by very bad acting. And my dealer of choice for that is the Fast and the Furious movies. But it has been well.

Unknown Speaker  15:40   I mean, you can level a lot towards them. They sent a car in this space on the last one.

Unknown Speaker  15:51   When the car went off the cliff, and the plane comes in and is grabbed by a magnet. They're not in that car. They're in a green screen booth, and you genuinely believe that again.

Alice Fraser  16:07   Don't get me wrong. I am an advocate for the Fast and Furious movies. The scene in which Jason Statham rescues Vin Diesel's infant child in a baby seat, and he puts noise cancelling headphones on the baby. So it doesn't hear him killing all the people is genuinely one of the more emotional filmic experiences of my life. It's very moving that he decides Jason stage. She's like, I shouldn't be paying you for that on only fans.

Unknown Speaker  16:34   I should do that. Actually. I should do like, what is it the MSR is that what they call yourself in a bit with Jason Stephens stories. Anyway, sorry, sorry, I interrupted you different.

Unknown Speaker  16:56   Only funds,

Alice Fraser  16:57   it has been a bumper month for the adult entertainment industry. I did think about saying a banger month, but that sort of felt a bit forced and artificial. wakawaka That's what she said. First, okay. First Pornhub a couple of weeks ago launched their controversial classic nudes series. So it was sold as an interactive guide to some of the erotic art that can be found in major museums around the world, to which some of the major museums around the world objected, in particular that fitzy did not like porn hubs use of Titian's 1538 masterpiece, Venus of Urbino, as the basis of a pornographic reenactment, with the amateur adult couple known as my sweet apple. And it's a very divisive series, because the people who who like their pornography a little bit mucky, thought that this was too pretentious. And then art art history majors thought it was too inaccurate in its use of egg tempera. Then, of course, only fancy alternative to the big hubs for those who like their sexy pictures locally sourced from individual vendors, like the Boehner version of a farmer's market announced that it would be dropping adult content from its platform, not because it was being prurient, but because some payment processors threatened to withhold payment processing. And therefore, people wouldn't be able to get paid like the ancient Greek play lysistrata in which the ladies of the plot go on a sex strike to achieve a political goal. But the opposite of that if ladies were banks, and six was financially financial processing software. Of course, when only fans announced that they were going to pull out on the one thing they're famous for providing only a very small sub niche of people felt positive about being less egregiously caught blocked, and then the ones who did enjoy it had to have it explained to them that this would mean no more cut blocking content. And then they also joined in on the condemnation and then only fans has walked it back they found a payment processor who's willing to process payments, so we can all continue continue to masturbate as usual. And by usual, I don't mean to suggest that there's any normal that we should be

Dan Ilic  18:58   done yuck my yum Alice Thank you.

Lewis Hobba  19:00   My yum is in the Uffizi museum.

Alice Fraser  19:04   I think just Ross nobles impersonation of Jason Statham has revealed new depths to my sexuality that I could hit the to not suspected. So thanks for that.

Unknown Speaker  19:14   I would strap yourself in because I'm gonna directly after this, I'm gonna strip naked and recreate Rodin's the thinker.

Dan Ilic  19:28   And that is for Patreon members only so make sure you

Lewis Hobba  19:34   when they said, Oh, we can't do it because of the banks. I was just like the temerity

Unknown Speaker  19:41   bank. Have you seen anything that you've done? 1000 years since Jesus kicked you out of the place, were you thinking ever since then it's been bad, bad and now these people do

Alice Fraser  20:00   idea that any money is too dirty for a bank.

Dan Ilic  20:05   I'm worried about I'm worried about showing some cookin bowls there. But we should definitely try and get someone want more money out of that dead woman.

Alice Fraser  20:14   thing for the banks to pull the plug on this kind of content is just sort of dreadful given that a large proportion of their sort of day to day. One person income is just from overdraft fees, which is to say finding people for being poor.

Lewis Hobba  20:29   I do like that idea. I'd love to say the Commonwealth Bank had that was like which bank, the bank bank. The Commonwealth Bank has been exposed in one scandal after another.

Unknown Speaker  20:41   So you've probably heard about the banking Royal Commission, another banking scandal this week, Westpac has agreed to pay $1.3 billion for 23 million breaches of money laundering laws. This is a rational view.

Dan Ilic  20:55   This week's third fifth the AFP spent two months on an elaborate April Fool's joke that never went anywhere. We've got a wacky sense of humour. They sent an email around canvassing ideas a couple of months out of out from April Fool's. And they, they were wondering, asking the staff like, Hey, guys, how can we participate in April Fool's in the email they sent me and they said, Please keep in mind when brainstorming sensitivities in public opinion at the moment, and please consider how each of your ideas may be perceived. It's almost like they knew that this was actually going to have a FOIA request when they sent this email out. Now, according to the FBI that was published in the Crikey, one of the all that whole bunch of the ideas were blacked out, except for one, which was a parody of the infamous Canberra hot air balloon, the sky whale, except they're going to Photoshop it and put a whole bunch of surveillance cameras on each of the nipples with a little AFP cap and call it spy whales. Fear mongers is this creepy alien like creature with videos or camera cameras attached to it? would you would you appreciate this joke from the AFP, Louis?

Lewis Hobba  22:01   No. I mean, obviously, you don't want to add the AFP doing bits, you know what I mean? Like, that's, that's what I like. It would be lovely. If he started a podcast you like No, just stay in your lane. Just keep bugging Ace team or whatever it is that you do and stay out of the joke at the job business. So

Dan Ilic  22:21   two things happen after this came back they went and they the base pay people sent it to somebody in government and the government to check on it to see if they liked the idea. And it came back and they said we'd want to pitch it to them. Because someone internally at the paid thought spy whale had a bit of a negative connotation. So they changed the name to see us I wail which is a really terrible joke. It doesn't even doesn't even make sense. So they checked to the ICT government. The government said no. And the email got sent around the AFP to let people know and they said oh, we just got the sky well concept approved from our end, but when it rates the government advised us due to rules, regulations and copyright issues, we weren't allowed to do it. sadface I don't know anything about rules and regulations. But I do know something about copyright regulations. The Spy whale is perfect under satire and parody law is something we would do all the time. It's comedians. However, CSI wale is a really shitcan and just wouldn't even pass.

Lewis Hobba  23:24   The one thing I do have sympathy for. And I won't say there's done entities very often about acio. But um, it was just a draft. You know what I mean? Like, this never got to final it's never got to approval. And not all of us if someone started reading our drafts could be like, none of us. None of us have perfect first draft.

Dan Ilic  23:46   But Louis spy was pretty good CSI were was a terrible revision, terrible revision. I mean,

Alice Fraser  23:52   I absolutely have to agree with Louis harbour here. I'm adamantly against the current trend in news to give us pre news, sort of guessing what the news is about to be rather than actually telling us what may or may not be happening in the world. So I feel like this is an example of that of just saying a thing that might have happened but actually didn't happen. And we should all turn out faces from the spy whale and move on to the broad future. For me.

Unknown Speaker  24:19   I have an alert on my phone for any what I like to call blink news. And a ship any form of floating dirigible, I'm all on board.

Lewis Hobba  24:34   You know, Ross, I, I actually, you have left a legacy at Triple J that has caused me some real distress, and it is blimp related. That was it. The Nana? Do you want to explain this was many, many years ago, long before I worked there. Ross did I think he did a summer and I actually remember listening to it.

Unknown Speaker  24:54   The idea was just that I decided that it'd be it'd be a bit of a love to do some radio. So myself rasiak is what we were doing. We did for a couple of years where we deliberately went in over the Christmas holidays when the building was empty. And the bosses are Triple J, basically when you just do what you like. So we took that on board as like, yeah, we, we had this thing we I said that it's impossible to break an egg with your buttocks. And I was just joking. But it turns out, it's impossible to crack an egg with your ass. So we had people ringing in with eggs up there are, we are alive. We have live chickens in the studio. I brought in some some of my pants. And we sent four sets of pants around Australia. So like we said, Come to the studio. So bloke set up the studio. And he said, I'm driving to Sydney. So we set one set of pants that way. And then we'd have meeting points where people were meeting up in town squares to exchange the plans. In two weeks, we got four sets of pants fully around Australia, both directions up north and back onto Tasmania and back. So yeah, it's not it's not commercial radio.

Lewis Hobba  26:09   But I think whoever I are, when I first started there, my boss at the time, who's now no longer the boss, but he I think he was the boss who was there when you were there. And he loved that he loved that idea. So like nothing we could do, would ever make him as happy as that idea. And we would sit down and we would pitch him these ideas that we had great ideas, and he would look at it and be like, Can you make it a bit more like pants around Australia? Like, there's no pants? And this idea?

Unknown Speaker  26:38   I know he is he is the mistake that you made you were pitching ideas. Just think it do it. And are you talking about the nano though we got a flu or nanner interspace or something we Yeah, we had a cardboard cutout of an old lady that somebody's stolen from a mobility shop. And then we divided it up into sections on the website so people could download a full size jigsaw of an old lady printed out, put it together themselves for a graph themselves with the Nana. And then we got the original Nana structure to helium balloons. Let her go in the middle of Melbourne, and then got the listeners to ring in. We had a map and we were spotting out as she flew across. And a lot of people falling off a lot of people because obviously it's not very environmentally friendly. really sure. The plastic Nana into the sky. But yeah, so we had a lot of people very angry because they thought she was going to end up in the mouth of a whale. But

Lewis Hobba  27:43   being humped by an ale

Unknown Speaker  27:46   ended up she landed in New South Wales, we put our address on it and the later we got it back so far.

Dan Ilic  27:55   Hey guys, Mel Lewis, should pitch mode your original ideas. He's gone. Now the legacy of

Unknown Speaker  28:02   that just think of an idea. Let it come out of your head and then act on it before before anyone has a chance to say no. That's the way to live your life. Rational fear this is a rational view. Things have also ended up a little bit dirty

Dan Ilic  28:18   right now we're going to play Hang on a sec, I'll play a clip of video if you want to comment to say Hang on a second, I stopped the tape. This week's Hang on a sec comes from the AC t in New South Wales COVID update press conferences now It all started with john barilaro earlier in the week this week claiming the traces of COVID were found in the miraculous sewage treatment plants. And he blamed those traces on people from Canberra making their way to the south coast. So naturally, the ICT Chief Minister Andrew Barr was asked about asked about it multiple times. And he quite frankly appeared to crack the sheets

Unknown Speaker  28:50   and COVID fragments found in the silvija merimbula. There's some speculation that canberrans are to blame. But can I

Unknown Speaker  28:57   just say that the sign interpreter did the most magnificent signing of poo coming out and being dispersed?

Lewis Hobba  29:06   Yeah. And also the face she did. It was like it was it was gross. She was like, Oh, this is yuck. No, I know where the search fragments have come from it. I mean, there's this

Alice Fraser  29:16   Hang on a sec. I think what we need here is some sort of large surveillance thing that has maybe some sort of oversight over the whole region. Some sort of CSI

Dan Ilic  29:32   skywire with nipples, cameras attached to nipples,

Unknown Speaker  29:36   how much shit is going to be spread all over the area. If you've got a full size wheel.

Alice Fraser  29:44   Full Size wear with a black light just over the Australian Capital Territory.

Unknown Speaker  29:50   Live in New South Wales so it's just as likely to be from New South Wales. I don't think the series detection is quite that sophisticated to be able to tell whether it's a cam there and Or someone says,

Lewis Hobba  30:01   Hey, I think we need we need a sewerage some ellia smiliar i going this this COVID Oh, that's, that's good. That's New South Wales terroir,

Unknown Speaker  30:16   I would recommend to anybody in the AC t now, you know, you get those little flags that you get on fancy cheeses to particularly firms to stick the little thing in there and hope that it lasts all the way down.

Unknown Speaker  30:32   JOHN has directly pointed at the AC t as the cause of that. What is your response?

Unknown Speaker  30:39   JOHN, does john know something about the poo that other people died? I didn't know that from I mean, he's got scientific evidence that can back it up, but it's camera poo. Okay. All right. But I mean, seriously, I just

Alice Fraser  30:54   I love the rage, like the simmering rage that he has to address himself to this question is truly astonishing. I will go as someone who's not particularly enjoying this weird state versus state, tenor that the recent COVID update coverage has has taken, I sort of agree with him, but he's, he's furthering this.

Unknown Speaker  31:15   I love the fact that Daniel Andrews is. I love it. I love the fact that if you look at all of the people who are sponsored, like I'm in the climbing, if you look at all the people who are sponsored by North Face, they've got a very particular look. And yet, he is the most prominent face of North Face. All of these, all of these incredible world class climbers don't even come if you said, you said who's the face of North Face but Andrews in it. These people have claimed since they were tiny, and he's, he's done a lot. He can't even go downstairs. He cannot even go downstairs.

Dan Ilic  31:55   He should get Gladys berejiklian jacket for the about face that we

Lewis Hobba  31:59   did. He climbed a ladder of like, Oh, you know, politics is a ladder. He's climbed something. I don't think North Face are going for metaphors when I was thinking I was gonna metaphorically go into Korea. Korea is just a jacket for you.

Alice Fraser  32:24   It's waterproof. It's fire resistant. It's extremely powerful in an emotional communication.

Dan Ilic  32:30   Joining us now on irrational fears a friend of the show. He's one of Twitter's favourite energy nerds. It's Simon hams accord. Welcome, Simon. Thank you very much. Great to be on again. Now, Simon, you're this week, you've launched quite a compelling idea to imagine Australian politics without the major parties calling the shots. My question is, are you working for Clive Palmer?

Unknown Speaker  32:53   I wonder if I've got the same strategy. Certainly different intentions.

Dan Ilic  32:57   Yeah. Tell us about this big idea that you launched this week.

Unknown Speaker  32:59   So this week, I launched climate 200, which is an organisation that's trying to get us out of the stalemate that we are in Australian politics right now. So we have been stuck as you all would know, without climate policy in Australia, really, for about 20 years. It's been a political football. And it's been arguably, we've gone backwards from where we were in with Kevin oh seven. That was probably the high point of Australian political climate policy. We've seen in the last few years, the the massive opportunity with strong climate independence. So zali steggall, Helen Haynes, before that, Cathy McGowan, Andrew Wilkie. We've seen, we've seen a parliament where strong crossbenchers can make a difference. Now they won't have ultimate impact on politics until they have the balance of power. But as we head into the next election, we have, I think it's a once in a generation opportunity for independents to hold the crossbench. And in that situation, they will negotiate for strong climate policy.

Dan Ilic  34:04   That's a really compelling idea for particularly for people who want to see climate action in Australia. And I think that is a lot of Australians. That's something like 80% of Australians want to see meaningful climate action. But where what is the reality of that, like, how many seats are going to be fragile enough to kind of lend themselves to climate independent and independent, where climate is the centre of their of their of their policy? Yeah, so

Unknown Speaker  34:29   it's crazy close at the moment, you need 76 seats to to have a majority government in Australia, and that's what the coalition has right now. They also have Craig Kelly, and Bob catters vote for Labour to win the next election outright, they would need to win eight seats and even then, well, I don't know how much faith can we have that we will have a strong climate policy when when just last night and this morning if they public that they voted for fossil fuel again and again. So

Dan Ilic  34:59   yeah, a prayer In the beetaloo Basin gas in in Northern Territory, that is insane. It's like labour talk a big game, but they can't they never ever followed up with actual action. Yeah, I

Unknown Speaker  35:08   mean, just this morning there was a bill. There's it's turns out that our export finance organisation in Australia's export finance organisation has been funding fossil fuel projects overseas. Wow, there was a motion put up by an independent advisory Stegall to get to release the information on which which projects were funded and tell us more about that programme. And both labour and the coalition's voted that one down. So we we need as that we had that amazing period back in 2010 to 13, when labour was in minority government with with some strong strong crossbenchers. I don't know if you know, many people will remember Rob Robach shot tiny Windsor, Andrew Wilkie and Adam bandt formed a strong crossbench that Laban worked with, and they develop the carbon price, the Clean Energy Finance Corporation, which is still going great guns arena, which has done so much good work bringing in renewables into Australia. So we've we've seen that the major parties when they're forced to deal with the crossbench. And even at the end of the last parliamentary term, the was the crossbenchers, that brought in the Medi vac that brought so many sick refugees back from medicine a row back to Australia. So we've seen that it works. And we are so close, just three more independent three more zali steggall, Helena and Haines type. And we wake up on election morning after election with a different country.

Alice Fraser  36:30   So I saw a question before which I would like to ask you, which is how do you know which independents are just saying whatever they will say, to get a vote and how can we hold them accountable? Is there any way we can sort of attach a maybe some sort of electrode testicle so that once they're in power, we can we can hold them accountable by pressing some sort of Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  36:52   The thing is, wait, the thing is, we know that the major party candidates or incumbents are not accountable to their community. They first and foremost always go with with the party line. I mean, were they your your Trent Zimmerman, or Josh frydenberg or Dave Sharma, you've got the same voting record as as Craig Kelly, George Christiansen Matt candidate, right? They they all vote the same way. So whereas if you have an independent, they are absolutely accountable to their community, if they don't live up to their community's expectations, they are absolutely out next time and they know it they listen, first and foremost, the community, not to any party whip.

Dan Ilic  37:33   So what is the feeling out there in different electorates that might be open to the idea of an independent? what's the what's the Zeitgeist like? What do you what do you feel like people are

Unknown Speaker  37:45   saying, Yeah, we're really inspired. We were really inspired by so Cathy McGowan, the independent member for in die, who was two terms, three terms, and then and then handed over to Helen Haynes. At the last election, I think the first ever independent independent transition. She She ran a forum at beginning of this year and had people from 78 electorates around Australia turn up to reform our code getting elected. And a lot of those communities have gone on from strength to strength they've formed. You hear all around Australia, there's voices of Mackellar voices of human voice, our voices of Kooyong, often these these voices groups, and they were they are very strong, where they found a good candidate, we will step up and help them they've got to do the hard work, they've got to raise most of the money, but we'll be in there helping them with strategy and helping them with the necessary finances to come up against the incumbents.

Dan Ilic  38:39   There's a lot of these groups out there as you say that there's rarely any independent name attached yet there's really a candidate name attached to it. How soon do you think candidates will start appearing like it has an actual game stop popping up?

Alice Fraser  38:53   takes a while for a Thunderdome to play out?

Unknown Speaker  38:58   Yeah, and that is that is going on there. There are some some communities are doing public forums in here and they've got they've been trying to run a forum COVID kid shutting it down but a forum where we're five candidates will get up in front and the community will pre select them in so open pre selection. Others are talking interviewing but look think of think about wearing the last time there was such a strong local campaign there was voices of wieringa there was a vote Tony out campaign people wearing the T shirts around town there was times up Tony there there were about five or six different groups who all were fixated on the same thing which was replacing Tony Abbott with an independent and once it was that they had a real head of steam. And they had article in the local paper talking about all these things. And Sally Stegall reading the paper one morning saw that and went Hang on. That's me. I could I could do that. And and so it's a bit chicken and egg you're not going to get a mean they're not they're not many solly stickers out there in Australia. There. There there. There are plenty of You know, there there, there are dozens of people like that who have got the whole package, but they're not going to stand up until they know the communities behind them. They've got a funded campaign. And they they're risking a lot to stand up in front of an incumbent

Dan Ilic  40:15   leaving the the candidate candidates are waiting to see momentum first before they jump in, and kind of thread ahead of the ring.

Unknown Speaker  40:21   I think you'll you'll start hearing more of these coming around about the October time frame. Right critics

Dan Ilic  40:27   of the plan would play probably say you're just going to take seats away Utah take votes away from labour and the greens and probably just give the LMP another term could you live with yourself with that ever happened? Simon?

Unknown Speaker  40:38   Look, I we will only run in strategic sets. And strategic sites are ones that are going to tip the balance in favour of climate action and integrity. I can't at the moment imagine that that the greens or or labour would lose too much out of this strategy. Think about Karen Phelps. Actually, Karen Phelps in her bio action sheet, they managed to convince a whole bunch of labour and greens voters to change their vote and put Karen first and it got her in in the by election. We did some analysis recently, that if, if just 1100 labour voters had put Karen in front of the libs, then Karen would have got back in. Right so things can be so finely balanced

Dan Ilic  41:20   1100 that is that's such a such a small number. That's like a Ross noble preview for a comedy festival shot.

Unknown Speaker  41:28   Yeah, no. politics are so finely balanced right now.

Dan Ilic  41:38   Great. Well, Simon, thank you so much for joining us on rational fear. Just quickly, a little bit of interesting climate news that happened today was that a whole bunch of bush bushfire survivors won a huge legal stoush with the New South Wales Government now the New South Wales Government. Now the New South Wales EPA has been ordered by the courts to actually do something about climate change. Is that Yeah, that was that was incorrect. That sounds credible. Shouldn't the EPA already been doing things about

Unknown Speaker  42:02   climate change? Yeah, well, well, it was it was the very first time it's a landmark case work. First time that Australian court has ruled to force a government agency to to take to take action on climate change. They've they found the agency failing to perform its statutory duty to address climate change. And what's what's great is that they compelled the organic they compel the EPA to follow its own legislation. So we don't need any new laws. Please join them. No, this is this is an interpretation. You can start you can start or you rather, you must start tomorrow. So this is this is it.

Alice Fraser  42:39   It's really hard to force specific performance in law. So that's an really landmark case.

Lewis Hobba  42:45   It's incredible. Imagine how long you could do your job before someone was like, I'm gonna get a job to tell you that you should start doing your job like,

Dan Ilic  42:54   this has been sweet. I've been getting paid for 40 years. Is it possible get the same court to get the Minister for emissions reduction to start reducing emissions?

Unknown Speaker  43:03   It wouldn't, wouldn't wouldn't be good. But look, it was only about two months ago that the environment minister was told by a court that she had, she had a duty of care to children, and she's appealing that decision. She She is taking her back to back to the court to say no, I do not have a duty of care to the future generations of Australians

Lewis Hobba  43:21   that Cruella de Vil.

Unknown Speaker  43:24   Yeah. Yeah. Well, so Susan, Susan, Susan w slay Yes. You know, used to be we used to have one escena name and now is has to because the numerology worked out that way, but

Dan Ilic  43:36   very unfortunate initialization. Gosh.

Unknown Speaker  43:42   Yeah. So so they're they're appealing that at the federal level, but hopefully, in New South Wales, I hope that Matt Kane is smart enough to to make it very clear that he's not going to go and ask the EPA to to appeal that decision. Yeah, let's hope New South Wales does the right thing. And it's Yeah, great, great start to finally get the courts to compel our government to do its job.

Dan Ilic  44:08   Yeah. Well, Simon, thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear. And big thank you to all of our guests tonight. I was Fraser Ross noble Louis harbour. Well done that was a great show. Do you guys have anything to plug Alice to unplug anything?

Alice Fraser  44:19   Yes, I have a weekly podcast called the gargle, which is a satirical news show with no politics. I also have a weekly show called tea with elsewhere have difficult conversations with interesting people. And a monthly show called The last post which is a satirical news show set in an alternate dimension all of which can be found@patreon.com slash Alice phrase.

Dan Ilic  44:38   Tea with Alice is really great this week with comedian Craig quartermaine. friend of the show, Ross

Unknown Speaker  44:42   if you have anything to plug, I do. Yes, I have these my podcasts called Ross normal podcasts myself and Ed Cavalli, and we were supposed to be talking about, we're supposed to deconstruct music videos. Well, we've done 32 episodes, I think is now we have yet to finish talking about shanaya Twins that don't impress me much.

Dan Ilic  45:07   But we have a lot of Jason and Jason Statham on that podcast.

Unknown Speaker  45:11   There's a lot of stuff and there's a lot of stuff a lot of Nicolas Cage. And we've, we started a new feature by accident or barrel chat, where we talk extensively about barrels. And then I'm gonna be in. I'm in Perth coming up. I can't really see why I'm here. I'm on a bit of a secret on a bit of a secret which I'm working on this thing which I've already talked about. While I'm here

Lewis Hobba  45:38   is it succession

Dan Ilic  45:41   gonna be the independent member for PERS in the next election this

Unknown Speaker  45:46   is gonna be Mrs. Margaret River. Jordan reverses says, you never hear about Yeah, but I'm not but I'm doing a short I'm doing a short the because one of the one of the advantages of the fact that I'm now in Perth working on this secret thing, so I'm putting on an extra show. So the Regal in the next well, what am I recording it? Just Just look at the website. It'll be on there. It's the only it's the only stand up comedy show in Australia in the next six months. Come and see it if

Dan Ilic  46:22   it's your live comedy. Go see Ross noble, I hear his grapes. Simon Journal Club climate 200

Lewis Hobba  46:29   Yeah, we started a fundraiser for climate 200 we've had over 300 people donate so far. That's 100 to many Simon clothes and another

Unknown Speaker  46:37   route where we're gonna have to change the name to climate three, the climate 2000 but please go to climate 200 dot com.au and find out some more about us. And if you can donate That's fantastic. Even you know, $5 shows that people behind the idea. And even if you hop on hop on Twitter and retweet all your friends and nudge all your friends, we're going to make a real difference in the next election.

Dan Ilic  47:00   Louis when it's

Lewis Hobba  47:02   done nothing to me, Dan just I'm just at home alone all the time. So

Unknown Speaker  47:08   you're not gonna plug anything. I forgot something. If it's a nature documentary. It's on YouTube. It's called. It's called the unnatural history show. With Ross noble, all of the animals. All of the creatures in it are fictional. They're all they're all like puppets. And yes,

Lewis Hobba  47:30   that counts as my plug. That's my plug. I'm plugging Ross navels up.

Alice Fraser  47:33   Yeah, I take my plug back. I'll plug that to that sounds great.

Unknown Speaker  47:36   Oh, not to hit you on YouTube. If you like. If you like Labyrinth, you'll probably quite lately. Big

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Dan Ilic  0:08   I'm, well I'm well. I spoke to somebody this week and they said they are desperate to hear you play the piano by Billy Joel on your piano. They want to hear it. Is there any way we can hear it tonight?

Lewis Hobba  0:21   Tonight? Yeah, absolutely. Of course. I'm so ready and so good at hitting me letting people who say that piano takes us to learn I radiance. It's taken me two weeks and I know the piano. That's it. It's that simple. Oh, I

Dan Ilic  0:39   said about a friend to mention. I said, Man, you're just an overnight success. One day, consider the case.

Lewis Hobba  0:44   Well, I'm sorry, I'm ready to pay to mention you know, I'm ready to get asked and put some leather pants on. I can do a lot of parody songs as well. I can do a lot of good parodies of Billy Joel's Vienna. I've got 10 or 15 great parody songs all about different German towns. Good stuff.

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Dan Ilic  1:33   Tonight Alan Jones undergoes a major knee reconstruction after doctors say he's been leaning too far to the right. And Australia purchases 1 million finds of vaccines from Poland. We ask does the government put too much faith in polls and in order to prevent COVID outbreaks Queensland deploys 100 soldiers on the New South Wales border. Yes, Australia has its own Delta Force. It's the 20th of August 2021. And this is a rational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former president of Malaysia Dan Ilic. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She smugly moved to Adelaide before the pandemic and she's still smugly there. It's the smug co host of the award winning just the GS podcast. It's Rosie Waterloo.

Rosie Waterland  2:29   Daniel I wish I was still smugly there but I moved to Melbourne the day they went into lockdown. As we were driving into the city, they announced it at the presser so I'm not so smug anymore, my friend.

Dan Ilic  2:47   Oh dear, and he's simply too handsome to ever consider being the host of a podcast but here we are. It's the other co co host of the award winning just the Jews podcast. It's Jacob Stanley.

Jacob Stanley  2:57   Hello Dan. Funny I can be smug. I'm in Far North Queensland. I dodge all of the lockdowns but I'm just I'm not rubbing it in anyone's faces. I'm really not.

Dan Ilic  3:08   Have you considered serving your state and getting down to the border to prevent New South Wales people from getting across the border? I

Jacob Stanley  3:14   think they've got it under wraps without my help. I would be a hindrance I'm sure.

Lewis Hobba  3:19   On the first time like Queenslanders have been going like Build that wall just

Dan Ilic  3:28   and he's fully vaccin ready to play sax? Move that piano over? It's Louis harbour.

Lewis Hobba  3:33   Now dude, bring the piano in. I'm throwing I'm throwing my I'm throwing my saxophone away in my constant search for like, because we're what nine weeks into lockdown now. And pretty much every two weeks I try to buy a new thing to keep me occupied. So two weeks ago was a piano. I learned a song this week. One of those like muscle pounding guns. muscles. So I got that on Monday. And

Dan Ilic  3:59   the ones that make it look like you're you're gonna learn how to you're gonna like get your jerk off muscles really strong.

Lewis Hobba  4:04   Those ones the ones gonna shake weight. They're like I don't know if I can say that. I can say the brand. This isn't like a theragun but like a cheap knockoff theragun from Amazon, and they're amazing. They're really good. Yeah, right. They usually use if you go to the gym, but obviously all gyms are closed. So I'm just using it mostly on my weak bones now.

Dan Ilic  4:26   I feel like this lockdown. I'm doing the same kind of thing. I'm just buying stuff to fill the void. I bought a wetsuit the other day. I haven't used it yet, but I've lived all my life. I don't know how to surf, I'm gonna buy the things that you need to do the surfing. So the wetsuits been hanging out there for you know, four days I've yet to go surfing. Do you have a surfboard? No, I got

Rosie Waterland  4:54   five days ago. I bought $300 rollerblades and I haven't used them yet. So I feel Yeah.

Dan Ilic  4:59   Oh great. Rosie and I we could we could go sporting do sporting things together. Coming up later we are going to be talking to the leader the greens Adam band will ask him why did the greens vote against the cprs on repeat until the year 2050 revolves around but first, here's a message from this week's sponsor

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Dan Ilic  6:15   This week's first meet Now you may remember a Danielle bregoli. She got famous in 2016 when as a 13 year old she went on Dr. Phil and threatened to bash her mom outside the studio. She was the cashew outside girl. A few years later, she started performing hip hop under the name bad Barbie and she totally blew up. Well she turned out bad baby. Sorry, Bad Bad, bad bad. Well, earlier this year, she turned 18 and a few days after she turned 18 she got herself an only fans account and how long fair mungus do you think it took bad baby to make a million dollars? How long do you think it took bad baby to like a million dollars in her only fans account? Six months? No. Six hours. She broke the record for only fans. And she made a million dollars. She's now set to buy a $4 million house in Florida fear mongers. Is this the answer to how young people get on the property ladder? Rosie?

Rosie Waterland  7:14   I truly think it is I consider her an enterprising Gen Z Gen Z feminist on par with Malala Youssef side she's really grateful representing for young women and you know what she mentioned in an interview with variety yesterday. Yes, she's big enough. Now she's getting interviewed by a variety that she's looking to buy a house in Florida in cash. Because she knows that Florida is a tax haven

Dan Ilic  7:41   yet. This is incredible. reading this thing she's she's actually got the money smarts to back it up and she lives in Los Angeles is putting all of her stuff in Florida, so she doesn't have to pay tax genius. Incredible.

Rosie Waterland  7:57   And example to young women everywhere.

Dan Ilic  7:59   Louis, have you ever considered starting an only fans account for yourself?

Lewis Hobba  8:04   Yes, yes, I have Dan. Of course. It'll just be mostly me naked playing Billy Joel's Vienna. And I really do think there's a market for it. Because I've heard that baby's music. It's actually quite good. Like she's she's genuinely, I thought she'd make money on that. But the only fans angle didn't say coming. I mean, yeah, good on it. Why not? Do you don't have you checked out the only fans specifically Rosie, do you know what sort of stuff she's doing?

Rosie Waterland  8:29   I look, I can't say that I've had the chance to partake. But she does say that she doesn't do anything that she's uncomfortable with. It's mostly just scantily clad. Little Boomerang videos and photos. But you know what? All power to whatever she wants to do if she if she's making cash. Good on her.

Dan Ilic  8:49   Jacob, are you backing bad baby in here? Look,

Jacob Stanley  8:54   Sara Lee do so disagree with what she's done with the platform since she got her platform except for the fact that I just don't love the idea that there'll be a bunch of kids out there who want to emulate her by turning to a lack of crime in their youth so that they can end up on a show like Dr. Phil, and then launch themselves into the stratosphere as she has done so it feels icky to me.

Lewis Hobba  9:16   Yeah, I prefer the old method of spending a life in like organised crime and then making your money by selling it to underbelly to just do over and over and over. Yeah, exactly. It's a tradition. Yeah, the old school way. crime.

Dan Ilic  9:35   She makes a stack of money outside of only fans to she looks like she's got a $2 million product placement deal with her bad baby videos. she earns $40,000 per post on Snapchat. And Wow, she's she's she's looks like she's mentored. She's got so many cars. She also sounds rosy. She sounds like she actually might be a really good parent because when it comes to exposing kids to bad messages in her own music She said this, even cardi B. She turns off WAP when her kids come around.

Rosie Waterland  10:08   I personally think warp is an inspiring song. But, you know, that's just me. I mean, I do like that recently a judge in a court who had a very naughty young girl in front of her while sentencing her said you don't want to end up like the cash me outside girl, do ya? And the video of that ruling went viral and Danielle bregoli saw it and paid that girl's fine and said to the judge, you know what, I earn more in a year than you'll ever make so so I think she's looking out for the kids TV. Oh, man,

Dan Ilic  10:44   I've been doing Patreon all wrong, I should have started. Speaking of Patreon, if you want to support the podcast, you can go to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear. There aren't any nerds. But I tell you what, for our Patreon only subscribers, we will have a picture of Louis in his underwear.

Lewis Hobba  11:07   Reverse idli fans, which is where you and I promise, if we get enough money to keep our clothes on.

Dan Ilic  11:16   lucrative endeavour. Yeah, I actually have I actually have an only fan. So if you go to my only fans, you'll see one picture up there. I think it may. Without a beard, I put it.

Lewis Hobba  11:28   I want to see you in that wetsuit, baby. Let's do it.

Dan Ilic  11:32   That's gonna be the second picture.

Unknown Speaker  11:35   I'm mustering the face case, she wouldn't get out my face. Either. I'm breaking down her door, she's breaking down my door. I don't stop. So I started seeing that. I ran out four times in one day. And because probably back every time, this is a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  11:53   This week second fear in Serbia. a caveman who's been living in a cave for the last 20 years has come out of his cave to get the jab and encourage others to get the jab to before going back into his cave. In the words of the caveman. And when he was asked about anti vaxxers he said the virus does not pick it will come here to my cave to I want to get all three doses including the extra line. I urge every citizen to get vaccinated every single one of them. Now fear mongers. How can a caveman who's got no contact with the bottom world have more sense than people that spend all their time reading Facebook and telegram messages from Craig Kelly.

Jacob Stanley  12:30   It's what he lacks in internet connection he easily makes up for in common sense. 20 years ago when he departed from society. It was common knowledge that vaccines were good and diseases were bad. And he's just maintained what we all used to know. But a lot of us seem to have lost our ways. And I'm very excited that he's the one to be sharing this message because I think he might be the one who can win over the hearts and minds of the people of mullumbimby because he's a white guy with dreadlocks. love nothing more than that. So he's bound to get their attention and he may be able to get through to them.

Dan Ilic  13:07   You know, I've called a lot of anti vaxxers cavemen and I'm really sorry for that now. They have clearly caveman or above anti vaxxers it is absolutely disgusting on my behalf. I feel so sorry.

Lewis Hobba  13:20   This caveman Do you know if he's like staying across the world broadly? Like, what was it kind of like, we just needed to tap you on the shoulder and let you know there's been this big outbreak. Oh, by the way, the Chicago Bulls cleaned up in like the next few days. Bill Clinton is no longer someone that we like, like how many things did he have to learn from the live in the early 90s

Dan Ilic  13:42   wait till he finds out and learns about a guy called Donald Trump and his he found out about the pandemic because he like once a month goes to the supermarket. And he didn't like once every so often goes to the supermarket. He didn't know what was happening until he went to the supermarket and saw everyone wearing masks. And that's how that's how he found out about it. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  14:05   I hope this supermarket that he goes to once a week is LD and that his cave is just filled with the weird shit from the middle aisle. Yeah, this cave he knows nothing about the modern world. But he does have like a fishing line and very weirdly shaped pillow and a bunch of

Dan Ilic  14:25   and you know what? If you're living in a cave, that's exactly what you need.

Jacob Stanley  14:32   He every single one of the articles found it necessary to point out the fact that he's got a bathtub that he uses as his toilet. So there's every possibility that yes, he picked that up in the middle while

Dan Ilic  14:45   probably they do sell bathtub sometimes. No I watched the video of this guy and he's got really beautiful eyes like he's He's good looking caveman. Huh?

Rosie Waterland  14:59   Oh, are you thinking Maybe to the cave. Maybe Maybe he needs an only fans. four feet of marble that holds you up up high in this chamber of humanity who would you? Your time has expired. I

Dan Ilic  15:25   think you want to join the party at Parliament House with your own political body. Think again. Soon it's gonna be easier than ever to keep parties out of Parliament who aren't already registered as a party. Yes, the Morison government introduced a party registration integrity bill. New parties will no longer require 500 members to register, they'll need 1500 members to register. And new parties won't be able to use a name that's similar to existing parties names. For instance, you couldn't use the word liberal labour or the greens even if you spell labour correctly, or the greens party was about vegetable consumption. You couldn't do that. And you're not allowed to register a party with annoying vexatious or frivolous names. fee mongers with an election coming up has thrown a spanner into the works for any of you who've may have considered starting your own party this election, Louis? Well, I

Lewis Hobba  16:11   mean, I'm curious, I'm just sort of going back through previous names to figure out who like, what about, say like the sex party, would they have stopped the sex party getting through? Do you think

Dan Ilic  16:20   it could be a frivolous name? Yeah, like sex can be frivolous? Sex can be frivolous. Yeah. I was thinking about like, like, wouldn't you be would like the totally normal party? Would that get through? Like, if you were like, Whoa, we have a very serious palette with I'm gonna start a party called the very serious party, would they count that as frivolous?

Rosie Waterland  16:39   Well, I guess I mean, you know, how tuned into politics. I am Daniel. So I had to ask my partner Caleb about about what this story actually meant. And he explained to me that a big part of it is not trying to like tag on to someone else's name. So like, they can't get above you on the ballot and confuse people. So you can't kill yourself like liberal too, because then people might get confused and vote for you thinking they're voting for the liberals. Yes.

Dan Ilic  17:06   Oh, this is what happened to the Senate election some time ago when the Liberal Democrats got in and they were first on the ballot. And that's how we get some idiots in the Senate.

Rosie Waterland  17:15   Well, that's what Caleb said. Caleb said, but only idiots would have teach Liberal Democrats. And I said, Ah, would they though, because I probably would have done the wrong thing to maybe this is a solid rule. It may not be entirely democratic. But there are some people who would just look at that and go, Oh, that word looks familiar tick.

Lewis Hobba  17:36   It should be we should start trading every political party name, like sort of Instagram handles, they should be like, there's like liberal liberal 69 like liberal compound. And then they should be like, Liberal Party official. And so you know that that's the real well, yes. But if they need to bluetick the party names. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  17:58   I just think like, would it be nice if there was a Labour Party actually spelt labour correctly? And they were? Well, actually, if anything, there's more frivolous name is labour spelt without a you?

Lewis Hobba  18:08   Yeah, maybe I'll start a party this next election called I'm putting the EU back in labour.

Unknown Speaker  18:15   That's it. Oh, rational view. So I think we just have to live with Gladys berejiklian is absolutely right. We just have to learn to live with this disease. And we can't continue indefinitely in this stop stop life. Your fear is rational.

Dan Ilic  18:33   We've got a very special guest this week in irrational fear. It's the leader of the greens, Adam bed. Adam, welcome to irrational fear. Hi there. And First things first, why did the greens vote against the cprs? In 2009? Well,

Adam Bandt  18:47   what? voting for a carbon price. We did it for it. We got one up 2010. We got it up. And then the liberals and rupert murdoch and the fossil fuel industry came and tore it down.

Dan Ilic  19:02   So we did have one. Adam, where did the greens stand on this? On this party integrity bill, registration integrity bill, the greens was registered, were registered off the back of 500 people in Tasmania, will you be backing the government's party registration integrity bill?

Adam Bandt  19:18   No, we don't like it. And it comes as a package of measures that does not just what you've spoken about, but also starts to put a bit of a handbrake on third parties that want to get involved. And clearly that's aimed at groups like get up and so on, that the government doesn't like so it starts to restrict their activities a bit further. And I think there is a place for smaller parties and independent voices in the in Parliament. And, you know, we'd meet the thresholds, but we don't think it's right. So we're opposing it. And there's a number of other crossbenchers who are with us on that and we're hoping that the opposition will join us.

Dan Ilic  19:54   Do you think it will get in Do you reckon label will back it in?

Adam Bandt  19:58   I don't know. I don't know. And I The I think there's every chance we can stop it. In the senate at the moment things hang on one vote a lot. And if labour decides to join with us and oppose things, often sadly, that one vote is Pauline Hanson in many instances. And so like putting your faith in working out what her party is going to do on it is not a great way to run a country. But that's that's where we're at at the moment until we kick her out at this election, but so i'm not i'm not gonna predict it. But I'm, I think there's a good chance it's not gonna.

Dan Ilic  20:30   So if we kick her out of this election, and then change the law, so she can get back in I like it. Now, there's been a lot of talk about climate change this week. I mean, we hear so much about it, I'm sick of it, is it over?

Adam Bandt  20:45   Certainly not. And it's gonna go for a while. And yet the talk over the last couple of weeks has not been good. And it's another, you know, I don't I don't know what happens what what the metaphor is for after alarm bells, alarm bells ringing

Unknown Speaker  20:59   loudly,

Adam Bandt  20:59   you know, sign, I don't know what the next level is. And we're sort of running out of phrases to say what the scientists are doing. But they're basically saying, look, we're gonna, we're kind of got until the rest of this decade. And if we don't fix it, then potentially climate change becomes a runaway chain reaction, and we can't rein it in. And that's what worries me. And that's what's been occupying people this week.

Dan Ilic  21:20   I really did enjoy the scientists using code read, I think, quoting a few good men is the best way to get people's attention. That was very, very good. Now, it's only 73 days away until we are at COP the Conference of Parties 26 in Glasgow, the big climate talks. I know you're not in government, Adam, but what would you hope this Australian government takes as a national target heading into cop

Adam Bandt  21:47   75% cut our pollution by 2030. That's what has been the independent climate targets panel has said we need to do that, to do our fair share to limit global warming to one and a half degrees. And you know, above one and a half degrees, Pacific Island countries start to become uninhabitable. Right? You know, we start to see droughts that previously happened infrequently start to happen twice as often. So to do that, according to the scientists, we need 75% cuts. And you know, I didn't think I'd be in this position of saying, Boris Johnson is doing something good, but Boris Johnson is doing something good. And like we're now in this situate like he's, they're talking about nearly 70% cuts on air pollution by 2030. And Joe Biden in the US has come in and more than doubled their or effectively doubled their cuts to over 50%. And meanwhile, we're stuck with Tony Abbott's emissions targets of 26% by 2030, which are which are just woeful. So you've kind of got this situation at the moment where you've got Boris Johnson, Joe Biden and the greens on one side in Australian politics and the others, basically saying, Oh, no, look, everything's fine. We don't need to change our way.

Lewis Hobba  22:55   The only more depressing thing about Tony Abbott's climate change is Tony Abbott's gosh

Dan Ilic  23:03   oh my gosh, that's right. Yeah, they do it a podcast I totally forgot to listen to this week. Lewis

Lewis Hobba  23:14   god no. I'm doing everything I can at the moment to like minimise the things that make me feel angry and sick like I'm whatever nine weeks at the Sydney lockdown I don't need I don't need to choose to listen to Tony Abbott. Now that I am not forced to.

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Lewis Hobba  23:48   Apparently apparently the Introduction Music is a banjo. He just turns on a banjo for a while it's pretty well.

Dan Ilic  23:55   What are they anyway? That could be better if it was a jeweller.

Adam Bandt  24:00   And no disrespect to you guys. But I think you know john Howard gets invited on 730 and Tony Abbott start his own podcast.

Dan Ilic  24:10   Adam ban only serious leaders get invited to come on podcast. So hey, look, I interviewed Chris Bowen today Chris Bowen is the is the shadow Environment Minister and in the same breath he gave this he gave this speech about Labour's cop targets what he would love to see not only the Austrian government had to cut it, but in the same breath, he said we need to put aside petty politics. And then at the same time, he said the greens don't have a transition plan for for workers in fossil fuels and they can't be trusted. I told him, I'm I'm pretty sure that's pretty sure that's wrong. Was I right and telling him that Chris was right and telling Chris Bowen that he was wrong.

Adam Bandt  24:48   You're correct. I mean, I've introduced the bill to establish a transitional authority to ensure that we have a phase phase out of our coal fired power stations in coal mining In a way that looks after the workers in communities in those regions, and I've, I've actually travelled around to coal communities around Australia to basically walk in, you know, the greens are here, we want to phase out coal, but we want to have a discussion with you about how we do it and held public meetings at the, you know, lift muscle group workers clubs and head guys in, you know, high vis vests with arms folded and sitting down the front glaring, and it's all the way through the stage. And they come up afterwards and they say, look, you know, it's done. I agree with everything you say, but you're the only you're the only ones who are actually being honest with us about the need for a transition.

Dan Ilic  25:34   Louis and I did a show at the hunter. Two months ago, I've been up in Newcastle. And it's so interesting talking to folks after that show, because, you know, they know, they know that fossil fuels is going to have a sunset time, they're just waiting for someone to put in the solutions to get them the next career. It's really strange.

Adam Bandt  25:53   We've sent down really badly in this country, right, like we've seen transition happen and just come in slam communities. But we've also seen that done reasonably well. You know, the car industry was a really bad example, that they just shut it down overnight. And all of a sudden, people lost their jobs, and they didn't have anything secured and move into. But we know this is coming, right and the people in these areas now what's coming. So we can say let's make this the place that we are going to create green steel and build green hydrogen, let's make it an energy and a manufacturing power base. It's not it's within our weight to do it.

Lewis Hobba  26:27   Yeah, as I say, it was really interesting when we were doing the irrational fear shows in, you know, climate, vulnerable communities, particularly communities that have a lot of fossil fuel industry. And we will be chatting to them afterwards. And so many people would say, like, no one is more guilty. They has this more sense of climate guilt than me. They're like, I go on the ground, and I know what I'm doing, but pays for my kids I get this is my life. It's what my parents did. And and the things that they like, I've got like, I couldn't have more solar panels on my roof. I couldn't have hobbies, having shorter showers, like everything I do in my life is about trying to mitigate this. But I also just don't feel like I've got a way out here. Like it's sort of what they would call the sort of golden handcuffs of that industry.

Adam Bandt  27:10   And that's up to us to do it. Right. That's what government is for government is about saying, here's the change we need to make. And we've got to look after people along the way. And the good news is like in those places in New South Wales, in Queensland, like in many of those areas, there's a lot of sun, there's wind, we could actually use that to create electricity that we then use to create other products. And we could be creating zero carbon steel here in Australia, zero carbon products to sell the risk, zero pollution or other products to sell the rest of the world like we can start doing this stuff. But we we just we just need government to do it.

Dan Ilic  27:47   Speaking of people getting in the way, I've been hosting the better futures forum this week, Adam and Matt Cain said at the forum, he said, if if you're if it gets in the way of climate action, get out of the way. He's a liberal minister, who was he talking to you? They

Adam Bandt  28:02   are most of the Liberal Party. And he also said, you know, this is your opportunity send a message by voting and I couldn't agree with him more though brains. Gonna be doing our rights for us. But thank you very much,

Dan Ilic  28:17   man. Well, I didn't let me ask you like if you could pick anyone to join you on the back bench could be from any party. Let's play a bit of fantasy back bench here. Who would you pick?

Adam Bandt  28:28   So they go on the back bench?

Dan Ilic  28:29   Yeah, you're on the front bench? Yeah. Or the front.

Adam Bandt  28:31   Okay. Joe Fitzgibbon put him on the back bench. And then

Dan Ilic  28:44   I lost bone about Matt canes quite about getting out of the way. And I said to Chris, that's a pretty decent sledge against Joe Fitz given, isn't it?

Lewis Hobba  28:55   Like how what, how worried should we all be Do you think at about the fact that that doesn't really appear to be any sort of effective? Major opposition, obviously, there's the greens in their their parties, but in terms of a you know, whether it's liberal labour, the big two, neither of them seem to have any kind of desire to make any real changes or whether it's desire. They don't seem to have the spine for it.

Adam Bandt  29:18   Well, this is what worries me is that we've got you've got the United States President Joe Biden, saying the climate crisis is an existential threat. You've got Boris Johnson and his government saying we've only got a short period of time to act. You've now got the United States, which is supposedly Australia's biggest and closest allies, ally, publicly speaking, saying Australia's targets for 2030 are not enough. We need to do something about it. And while the rest of the world is saying, waking up and listening to the alarm bell saying, right, we've only got a short period of time to turn around, and they're actually trying to do something about it. We're trying to hold them back. And it's a real real worry and like the grains are in there, trying to hold Scott Morris into account honestly, the end of the Scott Morrison government and the next election i really really do like he's the the climate deniers, they are increasing inequality in Australia and we've got to kick him out. But it's getting pretty hard to try and put the pressure on them and hold them to account when the others Labour's fighting with them to open up new gas fields in the beetaloo. Right, we should be keeping it all in the ground. And working out how to transition away from not working out how we can open up these new gas fields in the Northern Territory. And in those gas fields in the Northern Territory. There's about seven years worth of Australia's pollution there. So hearing, I'm glad that you know labour starting to take a small step towards the side of science. But what we really need to do is put the asset on Morrison in the lead up to that climate summit at the end of the year so that he goes there and joins Joe Biden and Boris Johnson instead of hanging out with Saudi Arabia and Russia, which is where we are at the moment,

Dan Ilic  30:57   some of my favourite liberal democracies. Well, thank you so much. It was absolutely great to have you join us, Adam. Appreciate that. A big thank you to all of our guests tonight. Jacob Stanley, Rosie Waterloo, Louis harbour and Adam bandt. If you got it God's got anything to plug Jacob.

Jacob Stanley  31:14   I suppose we should mention a little podcast, Just The Gist podcast you can check out just the gist podcast we release new episodes weekly ish. We share crazy wild true stories in a very easy to digest way so you'll be able to remember all the cool details and then share them at a dinner party.

Rosie Waterland  31:35   That's the first time he's ever done a plug. Good job. just comes naturally.

Dan Ilic  31:43   Rosie you wanna plug anything?

Rosie Waterland  31:45   Um, I guess I will also just say plug just the just oh and follow Jacob William Stanley on Instagram get his own account.

Dan Ilic  31:53   Oh, yeah. He's gonna get his money going. Outside go level cashola coming at him. Van. Would you like to plug anything?

Adam Bandt  32:03   Yeah, the next election is going to be really close. chance to kick Scott Morrison at bright brains and I will go now seem frivolous. And lastly, firelight Shawn walk.

Lewis Hobba  32:17   Yeah.

Adam Bandt  32:19   Funny, funny guy. And model my look and my glasses. My

Lewis Hobba  32:25   Ah, yes. All right. Adam, are you guys internally, you guys would be much more tuned in than we are you guys taking predictions on when the election obey? Yeah,

Adam Bandt  32:37   based on the based on New South Wales and the current rate of vaccination rollout, probably going to be the start of next year. But you know, Scott Morrison, I think he does think he's the chosen one, I think is every chance to do tapings he can pull it off. He's here we'll do it.

Dan Ilic  32:53   All right, well, I guess I guess it goes slow on vaccinations is this that's probably the wrong message this big thank you to rode mics our Patreon supporters. The rubber chicken comedy hub in South Melbourne has become a Patreon supporter, Maureen Morgan Simon nevel a new Patreon supporter, someone called Peter is a new Patreon supporter, Michael Madsen gubb from New economies joined us as a Patreon supporter, someone called m Gryphon. Thank you all so very much. And please head to patreon.com forward slash rational fear. We're trying to get some more money in so I can pay for an assistant and someone to teach. Until next week. Oh no, Louis, can we do you have the piano nearby?

Lewis Hobba  33:38   Ah, honestly, it's gonna it's gonna be a bit of a clusterfuck I feel like we should let everyone go. Everyone he has much more important things to do that what do you plug a piano?

Dan Ilic  33:50   I'll tell you what, next week, we're gonna hear Lewis play the piano.

Lewis Hobba  33:53   Okay, I'll try to set it up. Otherwise you just watch me use my Thera gun.

Dan Ilic  34:01   Thanks very much. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Good night.

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Dan Ilic  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation. Good evening, Lewis. Hello, Daniel. How are you? I'm, well, I I like the rest of our listeners want to know, how are you going with Billy Joel's Vienna?

Lewis Hobba  0:14   I, I've just rushed home from work. And I had five minutes to spare before the podcast started. And I just had a quick practice. And I can get from the very start to the very end in a fashion.

Dan Ilic  0:28   Oh, wow. Like, like still with stops and starts or you know, going, Okay.

Lewis Hobba  0:33   I would like if you heard it, you wouldn't be like, Oh, it's Billy Joe, you know. But for a person who hasn't touched the piano since he was five. It's functional. Like, if you knew the song, you heard me playing it, you would probably go. I reckon that guy's playing Billy Joel's piano.

Dan Ilic  0:50   Well, also, a lot of people don't know really, Joseph. It's one of the more obscure village owl songs I thought I was, I thought I was well across the oeuvre of Billy Joel. But I had never heard of Vienna till last week.

Lewis Hobba  1:03   This is exactly why I chose it. You see, because if I chose Piano Man, and I'm at a party, and here we can have parties again. And there's a piano there and I sit down and I start going there, then everyone look at me and go that guy and he knows one song, and it's piano. Whereas if I stop playing the piano, they like no one in their right mind would only learn Vienna, this guy must be a pianist because it must be the 1000 songs he knows. So it's all mind games. You know, the next one is they're going to want you to play piano like but don't worry. You're not going to go to a party until 2015. So it's totally fine. Well, much like Billy Joel I already resent piano and

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Lewis Hobba  2:17   I like this he gets the actual porn star Greg Hahn accidentally like

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Dan Ilic  2:59   Tonight Rianna is now officially a billionaire and like all billionaires the singer is planning to head into space to open a diamond mine in the sky and Australia is ranked last among 200 countries for its action on climate change. Prime Minister Scott Morrison says it's not a race and the AC T goes into lockdown after one positive case proving that the camera bubble can be burst by a little prick. It's Friday the 13th of August what's got to drop first these COVID cases or Donda? This is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former premier of Queensland Danny let's let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. And now, since breaking out as a Best Newcomer nominee, the Perth Comedy Festival he's been forced to work at the chaser and the feed is net domina. Thank you for having me. Now net what's the worst thing about working for the chaser? The sexual advances watch. These often referred to as the Lebanese Australian Louis Theroux, but don't try to pigeonhole this young Walkley winner. It's Marty smiling. Now, Marty, how many former channel vape presenters have walkways? Is it just you in Java? That's a yes,

Marty Smiley  4:20   Java won a Walkley Award for his deep dive into bone smoking.

Dan Ilic  4:30   And he's often referred to as the next Billy Joel. It's Louis Alba.

Lewis Hobba  4:33   Thank you so much. Yes. The 55 key Piano Man, my piano on the piano boy. It's like I'm doing a gritty rabid of the piano man. I'm the son of piano.

Dan Ilic  4:44   Soon we get stuck into this week's fears. But first here is a message from our sponsor. Homeless series

Unknown Speaker  4:50   finale of Palermo lots of things are really heating up.

Unknown Speaker  4:56   Mr. Morrison it's with regret to inform you that the snow is On fire, you need to do something.

Unknown Speaker  5:02   Now I've always said, I've got a plan. And the plan is the plan. It's a planning plan that's been planned. I've always said that will David Attenborough and the Earthlings be able to stop the missions in the time? Now you Listen here, Scott, we've

Unknown Speaker  5:18   only got a couple of years left until the point of no return. The numbers are just not looking good.

Unknown Speaker  5:24   Well, that's great, then we can blame the collapse of the earth online, or will they suffocate themselves and every other living creature in a toxic soup of stinky greenhouse gases?

Unknown Speaker  5:37   Everything is dying, Mr. Morrison, and you're doing nothing.

Unknown Speaker  5:42   I'm not going to do anything that will cost jobs and the most of risk jobs are those on the boards of fossil fuel companies that all need after I lose the election in eight months time. I've always said that. I find out and this the potentially last ever series of the show, but jumped the shark up to the red now songs.

Unknown Speaker  6:15   Planet Earth is recommended for mature audiences. It contains strong six themes as the whole globe gets royally fucked.

Dan Ilic  6:26   Yeah, there you go. Production date production display.

Lewis Hobba  6:31   Who's ready for fun?

Dan Ilic  6:32   Yes. The IPCC dropped their latest report this week and it was not the feel good event of the year we were promised. And the unsurprisingly bleak report basically means the earth is fact we factor and we're still fucking it. And if we would have a chance to continue as a species as in to keep on fucking each other. We need to stop fucking the planet ASAP. Fear mongers, how has the IPCC report impacted your wake net?

Nat Damena  6:58   Well, it seems like every like climate change report that comes out is like worse. It's, it's worse, and also stating the same thing over and over again, which is there's a problem. No one's ever offering any solutions.

Marty Smiley  7:16   That they just tell us it's bad that it's getting worse. And as Dan described to me at a time, it's fun.

Nat Damena  7:23   Well, I read the article today. Let's say we've got to keep the temperature of the earth below 1.5 degrees Celsius by 2030. Otherwise, there'll be unpreventable damage to the but the article also said, If we can't do that, we'll do 1.6. And if we can't do that, we'll do 1.7

Marty Smiley  7:41   I did say that it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Lewis Hobba  7:45   You think they've already given out Li look? 1.5 is the dream but we're aiming for three?

Nat Damena  7:49   Yeah, they're moving the goalposts. Yeah. Like, it's like if I said, Look, I'm going to try and eat one packet of Mac and chase tonight. I'll try the two if not

Dan Ilic  8:00   three, it is yeah, sorry. It is. It is interesting to see how this is being kind of, you know, dealt with this week across the political spectrum. I don't know if you saw the same day as that report came out the young liberals in the AC t were holding a fundraiser in Canberra, where they auctioned off a lump of coal from the Adani Carmichael mine. How much do you think a lump of coal from the Adani Carmichael mine would go for at a young liberal fundraiser? How much do you think I went for?

Unknown Speaker  8:32   Oh, god $500 It's a good question. I don't know the price of a lump of coal and I

Unknown Speaker  8:39   feel terrible about

Dan Ilic  8:40   this. Yeah, this is a very john Houston gotcha moment here. A very couldn't explain the cost of a GSA in a cake. Now these lumber coal went for 20 $600 someone paid $2,600 for a lump of coal from the Adani coal mine. Just to what I own the greens

Nat Damena  8:58   to be fair, like we do live in a world where people pay over $6,000 for bags of air from concerts.

Marty Smiley  9:03   Well, yeah, like you know, Justin Davis like the water balled or he left on stage, like I would pay a lot of money for that lump of coal that scomo had in Parliament House. I mean, that is iconic clump of coal, that one straight in the poor.

Dan Ilic  9:18   Isn't that quite indistinct from an other bunch of lumps of coal, you'd have to get it signed and authenticate a certificate

Lewis Hobba  9:24   to all lumps of coal look the same to you their age lump of coal is a snowflake beautiful and individual.

Marty Smiley  9:33   Classic climate change activist chatter

Lewis Hobba  9:37   it's funny, like the only positive if the climate change report for me was that it bumped my lockdown panic down a pig. Like 12 weeks into Sydney lockdown, I'm losing my mind my anxiety never been worse. And I'm like, well, this is the worst thing that will ever happen to me. I'm like, Oh, that's right. I'm gonna burn in 10 years. That's actually was

Marty Smiley  9:59   some Who has been caught in a climate change disaster? The New South Wales floods of this year? I can't tell you guys it's it's a very scary thing to be caught in. And I can tell anyone listening at home, you know, you don't want to be in the situation I was in. I was stuck at an Airbnb that cost $200 a night to be there for a week. And I was caught in a town that I would never want to spend more than

Lewis Hobba  10:30   48 hours in, you know, Barnaby Joyce is always like, we don't know the cost of climate change. Marty should be like 200 bucks a night.

Dan Ilic  10:39   We do know the cost we do know that we have to have the numbers and a written a custom delivery as well. So boring.

Marty Smiley  10:48   Actually cannot I mean, this is maybe a bit wrong, but floods are by far the most boring disaster. Like is it slowly encroaches. But it takes ages for the water to subside. I would go down there each day to see if I could leave over the bridge Saqqara, john to Richmond back into to New South Wales to the city. And and you know, I would go down 10 centimetres, it's it's not it's not fun.

Dan Ilic  11:14   This is that that is that is a big, big claim for a man that's currently in his 48th day of lockdown in Sydney. It's so strange and the Australian Financial Review the same day the report came out they ran an opinion piece. This is the headline for the opinion pace. It's called the headline ran. It said high quality Australian coal is lowering global carbon emissions. They ran it right and it was written. It was written by a guy called Paul Flynn and I checked out, I checked out who Paul Flynn was the opinion pace was part of the CEO and managing director of Whitehaven coal,

Marty Smiley  11:54   like, Oh, god, oh, God, we need extinction rebellion back is is what we need. We need big stunts. We need people back on the streets. And it's a bit it's a bit difficult at the moment. I like what he's

Nat Damena  12:09   doing. You know, I want to see people put a positive spin on global warming away to see about all the tissue and get out, organise a press conference and go up and say, Look, global warming, it might look bad, but it's delivering fresh clean water in Africa, one iceberg at a time.

Lewis Hobba  12:28   Like the people who I worry about the climate changes, the fire firefighters, you know, there's always like, there's stories of the one or two firefighters who get bored throughout the summer and go on lighter fire. Yes, that let's be like that. They'll never have to do that. Again. All I have to do go home and run the dryer for 24 hours like you can start a fire for the next 100 years.

Marty Smiley  12:52   Dan, would you be into doing a sort of extinction rebellion style santia you have done a lot of stunts in the past and your comedic career. Would you be interested in say building a boat? And because you've been letting people know about climate change for some time now you are a sort of NOAA of Australia. I see you as a character within the Australian political scape

Dan Ilic  13:17   Marty I think boatbuilders is a boom industry. I think there's gonna be I think for where we live in Sydney. I think boat building is going to be the future people living on boats as a future and Marty dare I say when there's a flood I will have an Airbnb on a boat you can rent out.

Lewis Hobba  13:35   Well, if there's one thing it's funny that the Australian Government has actually invested so much more in like building boats and submarines then in climate change. They're spent like $43 billion on a never ending submarine programme. And they're just like, we're not gonna fight climate change. We're just gonna make sure we can put us all of Australia underwater when the time comes

Marty Smiley  13:54   with being governed by preppers. That's Scarborough's. That's the thing. Basically.

Nat Damena  14:01   scomo doesn't look like a prime minister. He looks like him in his wife owner budgerigar farm in North Queensland. Yeah.

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Dan Ilic  14:20   a rational fear. This week second fed national MP George Christiansen will not run for the for the Nationals after the next election in order to spend more time with these WordPress. Yes, George Christians. So there's going to start a pro freedom website in the style of Judge report. I don't know have you ever seen the Drudge Report? It's just like this terrible looking website that just has links to other websites and I don't know if you know anything about the internet. There are quite a few other websites that do that job very efficiently. So Eva has some competition. Currently, the nation first.com.au website which is his website is And it needs a password to exist. But before it went down the new daily check it out. And it said, out of the 31 links that were displayed on the websites homepage 30 are from news articles from America. The 31st article was a link to a blog that Mr. Christiansen had published in January asking former US President Donald Trump to issue a pardon to WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange and saying it would be a blow to the deep state.

Lewis Hobba  15:31   But he does something that isn't necessarily terrible. It's still for insane reason. Isn't that like Australian culture to just take something from America from America. But also, I love that he's

Dan Ilic  15:43   saying we blow to the deep state and George Christensen is part of the deep state he is. He's in government, he is literally a nationals party.

Marty Smiley  15:55   person is like, the next election in his mind is like, I'm already out. I am no longer a politician.

Lewis Hobba  16:03   It's like, such a like, the that approach is so like the the guy at school who no one liked, because he in his belief at Parliament, everyone is hanging out together except him. He's like, this is Barry's a group of people. That includes everyone but may

Nat Damena  16:24   feel like he wanted to start like a right wing podcast and couldn't figure out how the buttons worked

Marty Smiley  16:30   outside a bunch of links that it's got interesting blogs, there's so I'm gonna tell this and blogs are dead. It's like using Alta Vista to do your searches online.

Dan Ilic  16:41   He would be better doing a right wing podcast now. I think so. You mean you guys run a podcast? How hard is it to actually have your own podcast?

Marty Smiley  16:49   Incredibly, yeah. It's very time consuming. I'd say that. I mean, it's very easy if you don't want to do a good job. Yes.

Lewis Hobba  17:00   That's how we've always been running it. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  17:03   It's what other kind of content Do you reckon we can expect from this? This Drudge Report style? George Christian did some websites some travel reports of Southeast Asia? Yeah, maybe some recipes.

Marty Smiley  17:14   I'd love to see like a news breakdown with him with the whip, like called the whip. You know, it's just sort of crack at his way through Conservative News.

I want to say like a Watchmojo top 10 movie death that made you cry. I'd love to see Christian says listicles 10 ways you know you're a liberal. Maybe a photo gallery to his favourite lumps of call.

Dan Ilic  17:42   Big Johnny day on YouTube says parenting tips.

Lewis Hobba  17:49   Yeah, he could go daddy, blogger, plays dog use the phrase George Christensen, Ed Daddy, and the same thing.

Unknown Speaker  17:57   I know how George's mind works. If you start prodding the bear, you're going to make the situation worse for us as a complement. When you've got a thin margin, and start giving reasons for byelection a rational fear,

Dan Ilic  18:11   this week's third fear it's safe to say the New South Wales the health minister is a major hazard. Yes, Brad hazard this way caused a bit of a ruckus. Please

Lewis Hobba  18:19   get out, get my

Dan Ilic  18:21   podcast, Brad has added this way caused a bit of a ruckus in Sydney Southwest when during the daily COVID-19 briefing, he said this

Unknown Speaker  18:29   configurable, I think, probably something in the order of 90 95% a very high percentage of people are complying. And we're seeing that in places like Fairfield. They've made such a difference there and brought the numbers down to such a low level. I want to thank the people in Fairfield. But there are other communities, other people from other backgrounds, who don't seem to think that it's necessary to comply with the law and who don't really give great consideration to what they do in terms of its impact on the rest of the community.

Dan Ilic  18:57   While there are people from other backgrounds other than being from Fairfield one when my dad came out to Australia from Fairfield Hey, Tommy, life was tough back in the face back. That's why he moved to a craft fair mungus what background is Brad has on talking about his

Marty Smiley  19:19   zoom backgrounds? Is he is he gonna go at PayPal in their offices? Are they choosing the wrong setting? Was that what's going on? I can't imagine who he I mean, why does it he just say it you know libs. Always. You know, we are who we are was just sad. just name it may

Nat Damena  19:42   be amazing, like going on to Twitter and like saying like the response to this clip and everybody being like, well, what is what does he mean by that? What does he mean? He's being racist? That's what he means by Yeah,

Marty Smiley  19:55   there was no question from the press gallery. Someone would just ask Sorry, you being racist right now in a press conference about health.

Lewis Hobba  20:07   You know, talking about French au pairs, it's brown,

Marty Smiley  20:11   wild allegations and of course the mayor for Canterbury Bankstown said it was a bit of a low blow. He wasn't happy with it either. either. I will say, I did get sent a video. Yeah, and my cousin in the West when this all began, and it was one of our liberties brothers on a horse riding his way through the Main Street. Bankstown. So, look, you know, maybe there is some things that the community is doing, but I don't think we should be targeted or singled out for it.

Lewis Hobba  20:42   But I honestly think if every one was on a horse, if every Australian I actually think that'd be the like, we're all socially distanced, you can't get close. You wouldn't need a mosque. If every single Australian had a horse. No one can punch a horse if they're riding one. Sir.

Dan Ilic  21:02   Marty, I didn't watch the Olympics last week, but I didn't see any of our cousins from Lebanon in the dressage. Yeah. There was a bread hazard later on winter, kind of rub salt into the wounds and continue on with his diatribe

Unknown Speaker  21:18   here in New South Wales with people we're just a small element, small group who have caused these problems if they would just behave themselves and have an element of decency towards the rest of the community. We would sort this problem out.

Dan Ilic  21:31   There's nothing more decent than writing down the middle of Bankstown on a horse it's totally fine. We're bringing joy to the people I don't know what he's all about. And decency. Why Why is all of this talk about decency? You don't need to like lay down a coat on the on the on a paddle for a lady to cross the road these days. Yes,

Marty Smiley  21:53   kept a bond that we're trying to have a gangland war out here and there. We've got a lot of restrictions that are getting in the way at the moment. So maybe think about that before you start singing.

Lewis Hobba  22:03   Honestly, like I know that the New South Wales Police are so crazy about gang warfare, like regardless of how big or small it actually is, but can I just say I feel like if all of the gangs once again, we're on horses. I know I'm harping on about this but I'm saying give give every gang a horse and a lance. Yeah, take it back to the full jousting days. They would not be an Australian member of the public who would not be on the side of the gang like it should be like Australians love and Italian gang bed hydel Lebanese gang, gang, they'd all be mad for a host gang.

Marty Smiley  22:39   We should get you on the VR team for some of the most prominent gangs. Good Lois. emerged as a good man for the community this

Lewis Hobba  22:51   protests like people always chanted hos cops, get those animals off those horses. Just be like, put those Lebanese on those horses. get around this. No justice, no peace officers for the Lebanese.

Dan Ilic  23:14   That is it for rational view tonight. big thank you to activate Mati body smiley, Louis, all that. What would you like to plug plug folks Marty in that way

Marty Smiley  23:21   out? Yes, please. As I said, we do have a podcast. It's called house warming. We record it right here in this room actually in our share house. And it's about renting and all the woes and miseries that go with it.

Dan Ilic  23:36   And you've had some really famous people on there you've had like, lots of ex smiley,

Marty Smiley  23:45   a chap called Daniel Sloss. We had Linda Mariano this week, who revealed that she used to snap still snacks from Louis unbelievable. I

Lewis Hobba  23:53   just saw that clip a second ago. I'm like, because Linda Mariano if you don't know her is literally the nicest person I've ever met. Like she's so kind and generous and wonderful and interesting and brilliant. And the fact that for the last four years she's been stealing my snacks has changed everything I've known about her and the ones you gotta look out for this one on the horse. Lewis Would you like to plug anything? No, Dan, nothing for me.

Dan Ilic  24:24   I want to plug a podcast called irrational fear. It's really great. Make sure you head to the Patreon and chip in so we can pay for it assistant. So it's patreon.com forward slash irrational fear. Big thanks to road Mike's Patreon supporters both the foundation also Jacob round on the tepanyaki timeline Rubin day guests and also Robbie McGregor. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Good night.

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Dan Ilic  0:00   Happy Friday, Louis,

Lewis Hobba  0:01   Happy Friday dad. And I'm glad you told me it was Friday because I have no idea what day it is.

Dan Ilic  0:08   Well, I there's a, there's a store in Bondi that has the number of days sydneysiders have been locked down, plastered upon it. They take their menus, and they make a giant giant gribbon numbers. So the currently is 41 days we've been in lockdown. 41 days, Louis, and void. It just still feels like day five to me. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  0:27   well, I've been on a little holiday for the last week. Pretty cool holiday, obviously, just staying at home and going insane. And I was trying to think about what like what I could do to pass the time while I was here. And so I was taking inspiration from the movie Groundhog Day, because that's what we're living in. And I was like, What is he doing Groundhog Day to like, you know, improve his situation in. In the original version, he killed himself, which is not what I've always done, decided to do the thing where he learns to play piano. Remember how he how he plays? So yeah, so what have you learned? What have you learned one song? Yeah, five days ago, I bought a piano and, and I'm learning to play a song on it. And I've never played piano before. I'm terrible at it. And that's how I'm passing my time.

Dan Ilic  1:13   What's the song you're learning to play?

Lewis Hobba  1:15   Well, I'm learning to play Billy Joel's Vienna, which if you know the song is really difficult. It's so like, it's not a beginner's pace. It's a stupid, it's a foolish thing that I'm doing. But I won't rest until I learned that song.

Dan Ilic  1:30   So next week at the end of the show, you're going to play Billy Joel so yeah,

Lewis Hobba  1:34   well, I'll play you some version of it. They're like play G major. Mike. I'm just making noises. Yep,

Dan Ilic  1:43   yep, I'm recording my end of irrational fear on gadigal land in the eora. nation. sovereignty was never stated we need a treaty. Let's stop the shop.

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Dan Ilic  2:04   So not Hillsong Pastor Brian Houston has been charged with allegedly concealing sexual assault abuse, which plays his way to becoming the Attorney General by the year's end. And hungry Jack's founder says Australia should learn to live with a virus just like they've learned to live with a whopper. And the whole state of Victoria is gone into its sixth lockdown due to an outbreak of smugness. It's the sixth of August 2021. And with more breaches than an airport holiday in this is irrational fear. irrational fear.

Hello, webinar rational fee. I'm your host former Olympic skateboarder Dan Ilic. Let's meet our fee mungus. For tonight, she's casually been a guest on everybody's satirical comedy shows over the last little bit won't be long before she has her own buy shares in Vidya Raja because she's gone to the moon.

Vidya Rajan  3:01   Everyone, happy luck.

Dan Ilic  3:05   Happy lockdown Vidya How is Victoria lockdown how's Victoria is lock number six lockdown for you.

Vidya Rajan  3:09   You know it's we're about six minutes in and this is probably dissipating.

Dan Ilic  3:18   And he got his start performing at irrational fear. Now he's has his own la dee da amazon prime Shar from the Mass Effect. It's jazz tremula

Jazz Twemlow  3:27   Hello, my boss actually is going to the moon leaving us all behind. That's very, very kind.

Dan Ilic  3:35   And it's a man who doesn't have a Netflix deal just yet Louis harbour

Lewis Hobba  3:39   no Short but sweet and accurate that introduction? Yeah. 100% accurate.

Dan Ilic  3:45   Coming up a little later on the show. We'll get on the booze and Barnaby Joyce but here is a message from this week's sponsor.

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Dan Ilic  4:22   All right, this week's first year Sky News been banned from posting on YouTube for a week after posting COVID denial videos. According to YouTube's three strikes in your out policy. Sky News is peddling at least three videos of misinformation about COVID My question is only three short like anyway, fee mongers awake without Sky News. How will our uncle's cope? Oh well, I

Lewis Hobba  4:47   cuz I said I've been on a little break from work over the last week. So I've basically read no news over the last week. So I'm so excited to find out from this podcast. What's been happening Fingers crossed. Some good stuff.

Jazz Twemlow  5:00   This feels like good stuff. If I'm totally honest, there's even less news for you to not read now, so you're gonna save even more time you're not doing stuff. That's great.

Dan Ilic  5:09   Yeah, that's right. There's at least one brand of news that is is banned from YouTube Vidya. How do you how do you feel about Sky News taking a break from YouTube?

Vidya Rajan  5:18   Well, I think this is just gonna galvanise the uncles to start their own channels if they aren't. From my experience of uncle. They're about like one bad night away from becoming YouTube radicals.

Lewis Hobba  5:31   He was crazy. I did sort of have a look at some of the stats about the viewership that they do have online like because we all everyone always says like Sky News. Who cares? no one watches it like this guy. And he's orthodox a joke. You know, 50,000 people something like true, worse than breakfast television numbers like really, like, almost as bad at this podcast, like almost insignificant. But they do do quite well online. So it is it is pretty massive for them. I'm sure they are. I wonder what they'll like whether this will change anything in the future football

Jazz Twemlow  6:01   really start like an outsider's outsiders channel now. It's not on YouTube. If I count more outside, can you pretend to be anyway,

Lewis Hobba  6:11   I like to imagine the Sky News will eventually just be a town crier.

Dan Ilic  6:15   Just what every good uncle should be doing for a job. You're absolutely right, Louis, their numbers are tiny on TV. And they do get millions of hits online and over the last three years have been really pummeling the YouTube channel to boost it to make sure they make the most click Beatty stuff. And Sky News has become like the top of the funnel for laundering misinformation for all of kind of the news corp Empire. So I don't know if we all remember where we were when Sherry marks and told us about the Wu Han lab theory with all the authority of a Facebook post written by divorce dad. I don't know if you you were there. I remember seeing again, you're absolutely not sad, crazy. We

Lewis Hobba  6:51   still don't have all the evidence on that, Dan.

Dan Ilic  6:55   But the great thing is, you know, the way they want why she did that was that so other news corp networks can pick up that as saying, well, we didn't say it but look at Sky News in Australia, they've reported this, and so they can point they can point to something wacky and zany that the people in the colonies have done to kind of justified telling the story to their other millions of people. It's It's It's awful.

Jazz Twemlow  7:17   I love the I love the defence of like, well, we're just putting stuff out there you know, we're providing but it's just not you know, it's like sort of it's someone saying like, Oh, it's weird. My Channel telling people to eat cyanide has been taken down like where's the barrel? And so we don't need balance on that. We don't need balance on that. It's pretty clear.

Vidya Rajan  7:34   I was back in Perth recently where my family is and one of our other friends slash uncle's has completely gone down that that rabbit hole. Wow. have you dealt with it? Well, I mean, I had to you know bite my tongue and be respectful because of like, you know, hashtag brown family vibes. But um, it was it was actually very disappointing to me because I was like, you know, half these people like white supremacists and you'll literally like they don't they don't like you. You're not on their side. But also it was like Shouldn't you be spending your time like policing your daughter's sexuality or something like what what are you doing? Back to the classic? Yeah, nothing vibrant uncle should be falling for this but I think they are

Jazz Twemlow  8:15   to become an uncle when you is because it seems like so tied to that specific relation. Like if you fall down like a queue and on hold or something and you don't have any any nephews or nieces? Do they spawn as soon as you become an uncle? If you fall prey to the ideas or is it you're the uncle first and then the idea is it seems so specific to that. But I think

Vidya Rajan  8:39   now like like Daddy, anyone can

Lewis Hobba  8:43   just choke me uncle is the new, the new. He's gone full on call.

Dan Ilic  8:51   I went through some comments about this story on The Daily Mail and I found some great ones. I thought I'd share them with you. This one is from line in the sand from Vero Beach United States. Your poor country is turning into Korea. Hmm. I'm pretty sure you mean North Korea but i think you know, we kind of get the point we kind of

Lewis Hobba  9:08   like point that Yeah, you guys are doing some great boy bands. You've got a really good mobile phone company. Like congrats

Dan Ilic  9:15   looks like really turning this thing around. won an Oscar recently. Cut the crap from Sydney Australia says no surprises there. Social media big tech have been booked burning for ages. I know that's not true. Look, we can say what you want about Amazon destroying the book industry but they didn't really do any burning. That's terrible. This is this one here from Louis from Sydney. Anybody just anybody who thinks this is good? It's completely clueless and uninformed. Soon we'll have just one government news source and we'll be told what is happening and it will fit the government narrative. Louie from Sydney has obviously never watched Sky News.

Jazz Twemlow  9:56   The one news who does feed the government narrative is gone. It's all Got a narrative now? That's great.

Vidya Rajan  10:02   Has Kevin Rudd reacted to this? Because I know this is like this wakes him up in the morning so,

Dan Ilic  10:08   yeah, this is this is gonna be this is this is Kevin Rudd bait. This is Kevin Rudd back. This is this is like a tweet. This is a thread for Kevin Rudd, where did I have it? Yeah.

Lewis Hobba  10:17   I have been following Kevin Rudd some tweets though, because I just curious because it is so easy to let me say this, like at the start of the pandemic, some friends and I were like, Who do you think would be the best Prime Minister that we've ever had right now? Like, who? And we were like Kevin Rudd, like the guy is the guy never sleeps. He says, like obsessed with detail. Like he was a nightmare. And everyone hated him internally, but like, he's the guy you want right now. But he was also like, pretty unlikable and smug by the end. So I was really curious to see what happened when he started to get a little bit of like positive press, and everyone's like, oh, he did the Pfizer jabs and old uncle calves back. And then but he hasn't, he's been really restrained on Twitter and he has not gotten smug and he must be killing it.

Dan Ilic  11:04   I don't know if you were out and about last weekend, like me, I was driving around trying to find a place to do some exercise, but it's really hard because there were cops everywhere. It was very difficult in Sydney to kind of do anything. Lastly again. And I have to say though, when it comes to lockdown protesters, the Melbourne anti lockdown protesters have they've been doing it a while they're really practice that their whole sovereign citizenship bullshit. Whereas in Sydney, the anti lockdown sovereign citizens haven't done the rating. They haven't kind of learned enough about the Magna Carta to pull off being a sovereign citizen. I've got a clip here. Let me play it for you. This is from a Sydney pro locked down protester who's been pulled over by the police. My under arrest are free to go. And committed events.

Unknown Speaker  11:49   What's the offence, sorry, what's the offence? unsecure light drunk for the Australian flag, and

Dan Ilic  11:54   also it is obviously a potential COVID which we're trying to figure out if you want to provide it. I think you're making a comment to say that you haven't committed the offence and we'll accept that. If not, then it's up to you.

Unknown Speaker  12:04   This is a sad day for Australia, the Anzac guide for this flag. And now you're penalising or attempting to and if you do this, this will go down in history. This is 74,000 people are watching live. Now we're talking about, we're talking about

Dan Ilic  12:22   it. If you're going to point your camera at a cup, just don't show them the screen. I love that the cost said you've got one person you'd like to have one person watching.

Vidya Rajan  12:37   I mean, yeah, the enzymes did die for my right to inflate my engagement.

Jazz Twemlow  12:44   I love how they use that phrase. They fought and died to sleep. So we could do something they've what they didn't fight and die so you could fight to die. That's such an inversion of what they were going

Dan Ilic  12:55   and also I mean, Tim Schafer makes a good point on YouTube, the anzacs died for England, which is absolutely correct. Let the flag that we fought under was actually

Lewis Hobba  13:04   and also they were a lot of masks. Because they had a pandemic. Yeah, and there was gas, you know, like they knew the health risks.

Unknown Speaker  13:18   Gladys berejiklian in New South Wales have been the gold standard when it comes to responding to the virus can you still describe New South Wales as having a gold standard response? This unfortunately is the state of disaster or rational fear.

Dan Ilic  13:33   This makes second fear Professor Gilbert, the CO creator of the Oxford AstraZeneca jab has a Barbie doll made in her own it's very inspirational. That's pretty amazing stuff. jazzy got a question for you. Are there Barbies that we can use to prepare kids for real world adult life when other Barbies well? I

Jazz Twemlow  13:49   mean yeah, this this It feels like the pendulum has swung too far the other way I mean, he used to be kind of happy playtime and my little pony and now kids are being told they have to you know invent a world saving vaccine when they become an adult I think it's a bit bit much like week what about you

Dan Ilic  14:04   know just too much precious

Jazz Twemlow  14:05   yeah just prepare them for what's coming like you know out of work actress still waiting for the government arts rescue package Barbie like to something that kind of destroys the illusion and creates the you know, break makes them less innocent by the time they're a full full adult or I thought oceanographer who has to clean up discarded Barbie plastic from the ocean Barbie. That's another one. Also called don't throw another Barbie on the shrimp. That was what I thought you could call call it Yeah, just do some some just original kids toys. They'll just prepare kids. For the for the trials and depression of adult life think it's either too innocent or that's just aiming too high. somewhere in the middle would be the would be the sweet spot, I reckon.

Lewis Hobba  14:49   Yeah, you're so right, because they've gone from unrealistic body expectations. Like you need to have this really thin neck and no genitals to unrealistic career expectations. Yeah, I found a spot chief that

Dan Ilic  15:04   I like to think of I was given a best new talent Loki Barbie I would be in a different place right now as a kid. Wow. Yeah, you take it a bit on Home and Away

Vidya Rajan  15:11   wondering what the Bratz dolls are marketing at the moment cuz they've always been like this CD. Yeah the bad ones are they like you know anti Vax bread and yes sausage like bread is what's happening

Jazz Twemlow  15:26   well that's the other thing is like this this Bob is very pro kind of one side of the story like what seems to be excluding all the people who you know think that the virus isn't a real thing like where's q anon who's we're falling down in internet hole Barbie or you know any of those ones as well. And weird uncle Ken, Ken has become an uncle

Lewis Hobba  15:47   just in Australia flag.

Vidya Rajan  15:50   Flashing is fine with his one view. Fear.

Unknown Speaker  15:56   Now look, I'm a member of a religious community. And my pastor knows what's going on in our church community. Because that's the responsibility of a religious leader to actually to protect the integrity of your faith community,

Dan Ilic  16:10   a rational fear. This week's third fear greenhouse gases released by New Zealand's dairy industry have hit an all time high according to the latest data, fear mongers finding cows are going to bring us all down how do we fix this video?

Vidya Rajan  16:24   I do not know. I just always love when the cows come into the global warming debate because I kind of forget like I focus on the call and then and then it's like no other thoughts are a real problem. a delightful way for humanity to go like I feel like taken out by cow farts like some genetic modification they're trying to do to the gut so that the thoughts on as powerful which you know, I'm sure would be popular in many markets. But um, yeah, I have no idea. I'm just just fascinated that these cows will bring us down and for meat and dairy I guess I switched your nutritional use recently. So I feel like I'm you know, not to be worth but I'm doing really well. Sorry. kind of work over something attritional. Yeah, I don't want to work up on you. But yeah.

Lewis Hobba  17:15   I don't even know what that means. Because she's substitute. Mm hmm.

Unknown Speaker  17:20   Wow.

Dan Ilic  17:21   Do you do do you make your own cobs? Is this What's going on? No, no, I'm

Vidya Rajan  17:25   just trying to cut down dairy. You know?

Jazz Twemlow  17:28   Was it the the president of federated farmers who was saying, you know, telling us to cut agricultural emissions is virtue signalling, and it's like, as if, as if we're trying to like save the planet so we can brag about it like who we virtue signalling to like Pluto? Like who's like with its virtue signalling, if you want to kind of save the planet, the reason you do is to stop the world ending and so like calling a neurosurgeon like virtue signalling for saving people's lives, like he must love himself. It's really not the intent is good, I think. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  18:02   I'm a big fan of the brain are you

Dan Ilic  18:07   that jazz, like the big this, the best thing about that quote is like, if you can imagine that quote, in a New Zealand accent, then you don't have to take it seriously. That's what's great about it. So New Zealand to go off on some Vici singling crusade to shut down the agricultural sector to say, hey, we've reduced type of emissions. It hasn't solved anything. Hey, don't even take it seriously. It's great, shall we call us right off,

Jazz Twemlow  18:28   but you call us a bunch of latte sipping lefties. But by drinking lattes, we're actually helping the industry so to share.

Unknown Speaker  18:38   government made a list of the Top 20 marginals in order to allocate taxpayer money to projects in coalition seats and the community. Did you see that? I can't hear any other questions. You're shouting at the top of a rational fear what Australians are getting a more Carfax

Dan Ilic  18:54   we're gonna play. Hang on a second. Now, I'm gonna play a clip from the week if any of you have a comment, yell out, hang on a sec. I'll stop the tape. You chime in and we'll keep rolling. This hang on set comes from the Deputy Prime Minister at question time this week.

Unknown Speaker  19:06   I like I like going to the movies and I can't I can't read. I can't remember how it is how to do the IV either. But yeah, how is the IV a little bit the Labour Party got out by the advocator? Yeah, great. The great thing.

Jazz Twemlow  19:22   I mean, there's no joke. There's no joke here beyond like, What a weird movie like what a odd segue and reference just to pull out such a sheet part. Because that's such a long way to go. to like, bring up the water needed.

Vidya Rajan  19:40   If you say insult, it's a good thing to advocate.

Dan Ilic  19:45   This is what Albanese should be doing advocating and we don't say enough of Albanese advocate.

Vidya Rajan  19:51   He could do more.

Lewis Hobba  19:53   Yeah, it's funny that in, in within this allegedly drunken ramble. All he managed to do was say quietly thinks about how I actually didn't even bother trying to really possibly to try to get to I was just taking you know the fact that he was hammered on Well, you know, yeah allegedly probably habit.

Vidya Rajan  20:10   Yeah. compose a poem like you know a aviators from with advocator and advocate Alberni sees alliteration. Like, I just feel like maybe he helped his kids with poetry.

Dan Ilic  20:26   Barnaby Joyce, the bush poet is the deputy prime minister.

Unknown Speaker  20:30   The great ideas, man, the great ideas, man striped. All right,

Lewis Hobba  20:36   hang on a second. And he's mixing he's getting all mixed up now, isn't he? He's been to say a few. He's one of those dads who's gone to sleep on a Friday night watching one film, and he's woken up watching the castle. And he's like fire out. Howard Hughes is really slipped one minute he's a millionaire next minute. The fact that airport stealing his house.

Jazz Twemlow  20:56   I remember a movie was the Terminator, the Terminator. And the musical numbers at the end. were fantastic. Now I think I think you've seen a film or a TV

Dan Ilic  21:06   show called The West Wing in the press. The President did great governing like alderney's he does great.

Lewis Hobba  21:14   Up Prime Minister regime is sick, the leader of the opposition on a point of order, hang on a sec. You know, like I'm watching a parliamentarian or what Barnaby Joyce in particular but any politician just be hammered that publicly. He reminds me of those those old posters that people used to buy uni where it had a different spider's web on all the different drugs like all want to see Barnaby every day of the Parliament sitting. I want him to come in and be like, it's masculine today, fellas, and then we all just get to see what happens.

Dan Ilic  21:48   This is Yeah. Barnaby on Ba ba ba on. Tequila. matavai on vodka. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  21:54   just barley on MDMA just being like, actually, although I fuckin love you, mate. I really I fucking love you. I love you and I'm sweating but that's just usual I fall in love.

Jazz Twemlow  22:03   I've seen The Aviator and I can tell you we can all fly right now.

VO  22:09   I'm supposed to bring out the on weirdness. The I'm weird.

Vidya Rajan  22:13   What? What is he saying? Um, weirdness, or own weirdness. Like what is he saying?

Dan Ilic  22:22   Is my tra weirdness is kind of like omnipotent is that the thing?

Vidya Rajan  22:30   is omnipotent? I'm weird. Oh, God, why

Dan Ilic  22:32   Omni weirdness? I don't know. why

Vidya Rajan  22:35   don't why are they all convinced they're gonna coin a catchphrase. Yeah.

Lewis Hobba  22:41   Yeah, going back through the history of Australian politics, like, how many of them have managed to coin a really useful catchphrase that stuck around

Dan Ilic  22:48   conga line of sockos was the only one I can read that was that one will always tell statistics data test

Vidya Rajan  22:54   data Keating thing or

Dan Ilic  22:56   did I was kidding. Yeah.

Vidya Rajan  22:58   No kidding. It's not gonna happen.

Jazz Twemlow  23:00   So why why do you try and counter Barbies fumble and reach for a weird movie by then also just coming up with something that makes possibly even less sense. Like it's it's a I've done what the like an extra layer of an own goal is but it's like I'm goal ception at this point. It's very confusing.

Lewis Hobba  23:21   It's just a game of soccer where right at the start they always turn around they never face each other.

Dan Ilic  23:28   Like it would have been just great if he came out and called out the obvious like Barnaby is clearly blowing 1.0 here like that's what you really need to nail it down.

Vidya Rajan  23:36   Was it confirmed that he was drunk?

Dan Ilic  23:38   I don't think it I don't think it is ever good

Lewis Hobba  23:42   It's so weird that there are no cops of breathalysers in Parliament for some reason.

Dan Ilic  23:48   Yeah, you don't walk far you get the great thing about the bar is that it's a walking distance and a driving

Lewis Hobba  23:53   well I in before my like last job that I had one of the last jobs I had before I started working in Telly was working as a barman at Victorian Parliament House.

Dan Ilic  24:04   No way really. I

Lewis Hobba  24:05   didn't know. Yeah, yeah, I was a Victorian Parliament House barman for about 18 months. And yeah, just watched and I had to sort of like sign an NDA. All this like you know, let's talk about what you say in there.

Dan Ilic  24:17   It's a sign an NDA, you're breaking an NDA right now I'm

Lewis Hobba  24:20   allowed to say I worked there I just can't tell you all the people I so fucking each other.

Dan Ilic  24:30   That's for the Patreon members. point of order. The deputy prime minister has the kulacz no should continue on there. Great.

Lewis Hobba  24:41   So, so he's hammered. Elbows tried to stop him on a point of order. And the point of order is on weirdness. So like, why would you just stop him? He's like, Oh, it's on. I'm the point of order. I'm going for his own weirdness. And I like that sort of point of order. Back to Barnaby. And the first thing Barnaby says when he gets the issue is like Weird mumble that now I get under that.

Jazz Twemlow  25:05   Because now he knows he can get away with it if on if on willingness isn't a legitimate cause, well, if I've got free licence to say whatever wacky shit I want, I'm just gonna let loose. It's great.

Unknown Speaker  25:15   You're never going to get anything constructed by him. But he did have one bright idea before the other the other day. $300 per jab $300 per jab. I think that was just your ID. I think that was just your It

Dan Ilic  25:30   was so strange. It's like It's like, easy trying to have a goat the idea it's actually probably a legitimately good idea to get to put in there. It's so weird. It's good

Lewis Hobba  25:40   because so many people think it's a good idea. I like hey, Sue, like, that's a great idea. Heaps of other countries are doing it. It's working all over the place. And he's like, you know, this guy who I just called the advocator, which is obviously a great thing. It's great guys had a great idea. And let me tell you, it was just his idea. Just he's a genius, a genius.

Unknown Speaker  25:59   Nice resume he sees and I think we might as well leave it there. Whilst he was asked about alternative policies they need to be alternatives to the issues laid out in the question.

Dan Ilic  26:11   I don't know what the question was. That is it for our show. Tonight. big thank you to all of our fear mongers Vidya Rajon jazz twemlow Louis harbour and myself Dan knowledge Do you guys have any plug vicentina plug anything I

Vidya Rajan  26:26   have nothing to plug follow me on Twitter for deranged lockdown takes

Dan Ilic  26:32   a very good time. Vidya is exemplary on Twitter for deranged lockdown to eggs. I've been living off them for the last little bit. Jazz twemlow Do you really think

Jazz Twemlow  26:41   I've got the Yeah, the show the moth effect. Episode Two is coming out. Tomorrow, Friday at 11 episode ones already? Yeah, check that out too. It's very deep and weird.

Dan Ilic  26:54   Louis, do you really have to do anything to play?

Lewis Hobba  26:56   No dad, nothing at all. If anyone has any tips on how to play piano very quickly, very well. Hit me up play slide into my DMS on Instagram. But otherwise no, I'm pretty clear.

Dan Ilic  27:07   I'm looking forward to that next week to see getting a taste of where you're at. big thank you to rode mics our Patreon supporters Lance Whitford naurelle fi hen Cassandra Bennett Joe Pittman, Ashfield Sam McLean lane steed, Robin with a Y Margot Laura and Ben cook. We had so many people sign up this week. Thank you so much. It makes a huge difference. JACK makes thanks to jack brown on the tepanyaki timeline. The folks in the discord including Maddie Parma adds Killian and P McNeil. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of good night.

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Dan Ilic  0:00   Good Day Lewis. How

Lewis Hobba  0:00   are you? Ah, great, Dan. So good. The tanks are on the streets, Daniel.

Dan Ilic  0:08   Yes, we're talking a lot about that a little bit later on. I'm excited. I can't wait. I can't wait for the tanks to roll past my house and bond I though I doubt it. We have a Patreon Louis and I tell you what I want I would love a few more Patreon people to join us because I don't know how you feel about this, Louis. I want to hire an assistant.

Lewis Hobba  0:30   Really? Yeah. I mean, I know I've said this before but have you considered paying me at any point?

Dan Ilic  0:36   No, no, I would never already pay you made as called the ABC I pay you fucking four cents today. So I'd

Lewis Hobba  0:43   like five cents a day.

Dan Ilic  0:46   So please, if you listening to this and you've been a longtime supporter, we absolutely need a few more dollars in our patreon@patreon.com forward slash irrational fear so we can hire an assistant that's going to cost a couple 100 bucks a week so please get us up get it cheap in so we can make this a little bit easier.

Lewis Hobba  1:06   What sort of tasks can I be expected to do

Dan Ilic  1:08   Daniel I've written out a whole list I've got a list of it's from graphic design to publishing to putting the videos on the internet to getting the web getting the website so it there's a whole bunch of things that I need a production assistant for so please patreon.com forward slash irrational.

Lewis Hobba  1:22   I was just thinking of applying just to see if I could kind of make a scratch out of this podcast.

Dan Ilic  1:29   I'm an equal opportunity employer. So I'm happy to happy to get any kind of sex past as my assisted. I'm recording irrational fear on gadigal land in the eora nation sovereignty was never seated we need a treaty. Let's start the show

Unknown Speaker  1:44   of rational fear contains naughty words like bricks. Can bro COMM And section bought you a rational view recommended listening by immature audiences.

Dan Ilic  1:57   Tonight in the band Robert Smith defamation case Ben Robert Smith launches another stunning attack on the character of Ben Robert Smith. And the New South Wales Government is allowing singles in Sydney to nominate a friend to visit their homes in lockdown in what they're calling a singles bubble, which is a much better name than the original Minerva

Voice Over  2:14   do. And anti vaxxers learned the true meaning of protests is the virus you spread along the way. It's the 30th

Dan Ilic  2:21   of July 2021. And I've hope you've applied for your paratype pesos. This is a rational fear, irrational.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former mayor of East town Dan Ilic. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She is one of Australia's most loved comedians, who is definitely now a serious actor from the internet and the FX series Mr. inbetween it's Natalie Tran. Hello, what in general is intriguing? What is it like being a serious actor now? It's very serious, and it's very successful. And it's Jay Todd. Yeah, it's difficult.

Lewis Hobba  3:08   I would like you to talk more about the craft if you can also the work, the work and the craft.

Dan Ilic  3:13   That's another podcast list. And next our next be manga has written for Dolly Cleo bride to be Vogue woman's de l girlfriend magazine. They haven't shattered the glass ceiling. No, they've polished the glass floor. It's David Smith. Hey, thank you for having me. Welcome to the sealed section. And our final female UNGA has a moustache of a sex space, but a heart of gold. It's Louis harbour.

Lewis Hobba  3:36   Thank you. The dream, obviously, is to eventually get a moustache of gold. But until I start making some money somehow, I guess I won't be able to afford

Dan Ilic  3:46   shipping to the Patreon forward slash irrational fear. Yet, Louis, as a stretch goal, I think I'm the statue of gold. Coming up, we are going to be interviewing the one and only Alan Jones. Believe it or not, yes, he has been dumped from us court papers. So we'll talk to him. But first here is a message from this week's sponsor.

Voice Over  4:08   irrational fear you're sponsored by the National Vaccine rollout. Already 13% of adults have been vaccinated in just one year. At this rate, we'll be ready to open up to the world just in time for the Brisbane Olympics. The National Vaccine roll gone things come to those who wait or live in another country.

Dan Ilic  4:28   Yes, this week's first fear the army has been called to help New South Wales battle COVID-19 oh my god fear mongers. Isn't this what the Cuban people want to happen?

Natalie Tran  4:43   I think if people are going to protest and act like their freedom has been taken away from them, I want to see their freedom be taken away from them. I want it to be justified. And to be honest with you, I don't know if you guys how you felt but when I see people break I mean, I think I would be full on dictator I'm for it. Go crazy. Do it.

Dan Ilic  5:01   Natalie Tran the people's premier 100%

David Smiedt  5:06   I'd be up for the forecast of the village people to be honest, I want them I want the Navy. I want I want them all. I want them to lock up the bastards and at the end do YMCA and that'll be that'll be a people's movements I can get behind.

Lewis Hobba  5:20   As I say it is strange because suddenly like none of the cases in New South Wales have really been from people on the streets until the protests. So it's not like they're, they're reeling in the tank so that you can stop people from going to a bookshop. It's like, clearly directed at those like few 1000 idiots. It just feels like even though we're all angry at them, it feels like such a fucking overreach as usual. It really does. Four

Dan Ilic  5:45   days ago, Deputy Commissioner Gary warboys said that they're there, there's no chance that the military would be called upon. Now that just proves two things. You can't trust cops. And you can't trust a guy called Gary who spells his name with two hours. Two hours is shifty, Gary. Well,

David Smiedt  6:00   he's also you know, he's coming up against his mortal enemy, Gary Brad boys. So you have to be careful about those guys. You know, they've got a reputation abroad.

Lewis Hobba  6:10   It's like if you live in New South Wales, and you're like, you know, my problem with this. It's not enough of a police state. Like, could we just add one more level of insane, heavy handedness? That'd be a delight. That's certainly what I've been missing since the lockdown.

Natalie Tran  6:26   What just to play devil's advocate, because I am a dictator. I had a I had a look over things. And I saw that the fine was increased, I think from 200 and something up to 500. Is that correct? As part of this whole, like, thing, and I had a look at what other fines were. And I had a look. And you can apparently get fined about $344 for fat arming, which is when you leave your arm hanging out of a car window when you're driving. If you're crawled, yeah, if you're pulled over and you're driving a vehicle, and it's considered that you're not in control, and this can also include wearing thongs when you drive that can be $457. So in the grand scheme of things, I don't think it's that bad. If that makes sense that you could you know, it's not that but I think you have to take things into consideration. You know, you have to put things in context.

Dan Ilic  7:19   Yes, spreading a deadly disease around to the rest of Australia is only worth about driving a car with songs with

David Smiedt  7:29   me, which is a phrase I'll be taking away from this podcast with joy in my heart, Natalie. Yeah.

Natalie Tran  7:34   Well, Marissa is going obviously no one who wants to rat out anyone. But does anyone who knows someone who is pushing the rules to the limit? Or does anyone who knows anyone who is breaking the rules?

Dan Ilic  7:42   Only people I see on Twitter who are who are taking photos and putting it on on Twitter going look at these people at the beach evenly distanced apart. They're terrible.

Natalie Tran  7:51   I'm just curious. I don't know. I'm curious. Obviously, I don't I think it's an overreaction. But I am curious to see what reactions need to happen for people to stop because the numbers are going up. And I think if people really genuinely feel that this lockdown is so terrible. And let's face it in Sydney, we've had a wonderful ride compared to the rest of the world. I'm just curious with it. Yeah, we've had protesters come out as though it's the end of the world. I do want to see what they need to feel scared or to feel like to take this seriously.

Dan Ilic  8:23   Yeah, I totally agree. I think it's so I think, you know, the mixed communications from the government or just had didn't help. I think the failure of the federal government to secure those vaccines and do a proper rollout from 18 months ago, absolutely didn't help. And that is just true. What we're saying now is a true testament to the failure of the federal government to actually delivering something that they should have been on, like, we're talking about a federal government, who when this fucking thing started, developed a board of people with fossil fuel executives on it, and they decided the solution to COVID-19

Voice Over  8:57   was to build a fucking gas pipeline. Sorry, I just want to get that out again. Yeah, I just want to make that clear.

Lewis Hobba  9:04   I do think obviously, I know I've talked about this on a previous irrational fear, but I do think if we are going to use the army, and it is going to the army is going to be a solution to getting rid of you know, this COVID situation. What it needs to be is every able bodied man or woman who can hold a gun 100% like the hunter with German. Just Just AstraZeneca and h1 just walking through that protest. It's like a dumb, don't come down. tranq gun tranq gun, every single one of them. Yeah, that's what I mean. Bring it on, man. Let's see it. I want to see the world go crazy. Yeah,

David Smiedt  9:41   I am looking forward to the army marching into Bondi and trying to tell them apart from the personal trainers who also wear a lot of cameras.

Dan Ilic  9:51   Yeah, I think that's important. I kind of don't mind this idea. Like imagine ANZAC Day in a few years at the parade. In this middle. I've

Voice Over  9:58   gotten the Battle of pan I still get tremendous ADHD every time I drive past a muffin break. I just want to stick up someone's nose. And you know, we say we say every ANZAC Day at the going down of the Sun lest we forget to order enough vaccines Oh, it's all terrible. What a What a horrible

Lewis Hobba  10:20   that's like the end of every segment on this podcast. Oh, it's so terrible.

Natalie Tran  10:24   Well, no, I just realised I just realised this cuts to me sounding like I condone army rollout. No. Yeah, it's just an absolute mess.

Lewis Hobba  10:33   Unfortunately, that's um, you're on the record now.

Dan Ilic  10:37   And can I say net? Welcome to irrational fear.

Unknown Speaker  10:42   The police horse cops are clenched fist to the face of fiery anti mock down protests. There were false charges that have been approved. A horse, which I haven't done a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  10:58   Our second fear for tonight, David Smith, you have a concern that CHANNEL SEVEN is relentlessly mining the Olympic medalists for tragedy.

David Smiedt  11:07   It is annoying, they've gone from fear mongering to tear mongering. So it can be the moment of someone's some young athletes life they've trained for years, or longer. In many cases, they've beaten someone by hundreds of a second. They're standing there with gold radiating from their chests. And the first question is, how do you think your Nana would feel? Remember your Nana, we died from brain cancer? How would she feel about this? Why not? I just have a moment of joy. Why can we just have that moment of joy in the current climate? It's really starting to shoot me.

Lewis Hobba  11:49   I think it's Yeah, it's fair enough. Like I think it's like, if you're a good commentator, I feel like you want to build that narrative. In the lead up, you know, you want to be like, and it's obviously incredible. They train every day. Plus, of course, she lost her Nana last year. It's been a really tough year, of course, with the COVID. And in a lot of different things. And then when they win, just shut the fuck up. It's like at the end of like rocky to when when rocky wins. They didn't go up to rocky or like, your wife nearly left you How did that feel? You know, like, we got that in the later that was the first to film so that at the end, we could just enjoy that he finally won.

David Smiedt  12:22   If you if the writing is strong enough that you say you've created a beautiful narrative within with a with a perfect climax to it. It's just like someone walking out of a movie picking holes in the continuity.

Dan Ilic  12:37   Dave, I think you're absolutely right. And Louis, you are too I think the narrative is very important. And one thing you learn with narrative writing is that you don't want to go to too big too early. And which makes me think what are these commentators going to say when they have to commentate the Paralympics next week? Oh, yeah, absolutely.

David Smiedt  12:56   You know, and the condescension that should be an event in itself. How are you? How are you gonna roll that into that?

Lewis Hobba  13:08   I was watching the the surfing the first. Well, that was pretty much all the surfing in the first few days of the Olympics. And oh, and right, who's the Australian surfer Inc, absolute legend, incredible surfer. And his big story is that he suffered a really bad brain injury when he was surfing in 2015. Never thought he'd surf again had to basically teach himself to walk. And then like a few years later had was winning, like his first competition back in Australia won and it was one of the greatest moments in sporting my sporting life. Why? You? Wow. And obviously, when you like the amount of when I was watching him in his first hate, took him about 20 seconds. And then like, of course, he's recovering from the brain injury in 2015. I'm like, Yeah, all right, got that. But then it was like five times the heat. And then it got to the final and honestly, they didn't even talk about the safety they just like remember that brain injury? It was six years ago like we've been called.

David Smiedt  14:03   Tony give me a little an amuse boosh of tragedy. I'm fine with that. But then just give me seven courses of glory after that. That's what I'm watching for. Natalie, do

Dan Ilic  14:18   you think people do you think the commentators are going too far with mining tragedy? Oh, guys, I haven't watched it. I haven't watched any of the Olympics.

Lewis Hobba  14:28   natalina dictator thinks they haven't gotten fired up. But interesting point.

Natalie Tran  14:31   I didn't believe in flags. No. I watched the opening ceremony. That was about it.

Lewis Hobba  14:39   You thought they weren't marching in time to get it together?

Natalie Tran  14:42   I was like, it's not sad enough. It's not Can I get a goose there? I'm I've watched the highlight. I'm so sorry. I'm just not uh, I got it. Yeah, I should watch it.

Dan Ilic  14:51   I was watching the opening ceremony too. And I I was just wondering, I TGC that all that tap stuff is like we had tap stuff in our opening ceremony. Every show derivative of Sydney two pounds It's

Natalie Tran  15:03   so good. And I really I was watching it and I thought oh is tapped acting a Japanese? Did I not know that it was tied to Japan and then my dad called me the next day and he said, I didn't know tap dancing with Japanese. It's something that they've done like,

Lewis Hobba  15:19   No dad. It was invented in Newcastle with the tap dogs.

Dan Ilic  15:24   That sounds right. Doesn't that sound right? Exactly. I texted one of the tap dogs during the ceremony and I did text him I said this is very derivative.

David Smiedt  15:36   Can I just say though, on this subject of the Olympics that I do want to I think it Kelly McCown deserves to be a national hero.

Dan Ilic  15:45   I've got that I've got the exact same reason for that. Let me let me play the video right here. Here we go. Oh, would you

David Smiedt  15:50   like to say to your mom and your sister for now. She is not on a postage stamp. By the end of this week, I'll be writing a very stern letter.

Dan Ilic  16:04   I think I think when you win a gold medal, fuck air is totally appropriate and she will be broadcasting and

David Smiedt  16:09   now our swimming team has both an F bomb and the CBOE which is pretty, pretty amazing.

Dan Ilic  16:18   Louis, when you did like broadcast or training at Triple J, did you learn about like hard facts and softex? Like,

Lewis Hobba  16:24   you know, well, obviously, then they don't train you at Triple J.

ALAN JONES  16:29   Right? Yeah, they

Lewis Hobba  16:31   just let you go and set the wolves upon you. But you do we do have this thing that well, it's funny because yes, we were told about hard forks and soft forks. But that's in like, it's this ephemeral thing where, particularly with songs, there'll be songs that are like, Fuck you, I fucking hope you die. And that is categorised as a hardback, where if it's like, I fucking love you. It sort of gets considered a soft fuck. A few years into me working there. We had like a training day with someone whose job it is to like, like an editorial policies person or whatever. And we said to them very stern and very like, Well, obviously, there's the hard fork and the soft fork. And they're like, that's all bullshit. That's not real. I don't. Like that's how we've been operating for 40 years now. Like, now that doesn't exist. There's no such thing as a soft fork. I'm like, Oh, well. This guy comes in. This guy comes into the office every day and tells us about like, I brought it home to my relationship.

Dan Ilic  17:34   It's a guy from the swearing lobby party who's been lobbying for hard facts and soft facts and like, Hey, guys, I recommend the swearing freedom lobby. I'm just letting you guys know you can totally say it. It's like, don't worry about it. It's gonna play Kaley one more time. Here's Kaylee one more time. Rational fear. What would you like to say to your mom and your sister for now? a rational fear. This week's third fear a woman unaware she had $39 million lottery ticket in her purse for weeks. Natalie, you found this story? What scares you about this one? A couple

Natalie Tran  18:11   years ago, I read an article about how Australia I think had 12 million unclaimed lottery tickets. And what I don't like about it is there's actually a window that closes so if you have a lottery ticket, and you don't claim it within a certain period of time it closes in the United States. Yeah. So it's different the United States where well, they can't just put it on hold for you then. But in the United States, they'll hold it for a while. But just so you guys know in Victoria, I think it is six months in New South Wales. I think it is. Six years last I read so we're slow on closing more than just but yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we're slow on a couple of things. We're behind Victoria. But isn't that interesting? So if you're going to lose a lottery ticket, lose it in New South Wales. More importantly,

Dan Ilic  19:01   if you're going to buy a buy a lottery ticket, buy a lottery ticket in New South Wales.

Natalie Tran  19:06   Well, she was carrying it around with her. I mean, there's, you know, to be said to how people feel about you entering lottery or gambling in the first place, but imagine carrying it around your purse for that long just carrying that much money around your purse.

Lewis Hobba  19:18   I reckon I buy like, maybe like two lotto tickets a year. I reckon. Like just for fun. And, and the fear of losing the ticket is so strong, that I only buy them online now. Because then I know that I'll always have like the email telling me that I've won. I would just like the I just know that I'd be the story of like, and fell away in the wind. Like, no fucking way. I'm not going to be that guy.

David Smiedt  19:46   Yeah, I'd be that I'd be the six year six years. Two days guy. I love that.

Dan Ilic  19:55   Oh, David, congratulations, but bad news. You're 48 hours. But I know a guy in the ministry maybe we can figure something out. But tomorrow night's numbers are gonna be six for you left to ask the TIC Tock guy for the numbers. He turned out What are you right?

Lewis Hobba  20:18   What an incredible and predictable fall from right?

Dan Ilic  20:22   Where we're talking about the tick tock guys a circle committee on Tick Tock who gets to quote unquote guess the numbers of the numbers of the new cases in New South Wales every day for about a few weeks until he was caught out. And then was one of the latest of the protests of the vaccine protest last week. And he got up on stage at the town hall with a megaphone to proclaim himself as the people's premier. And people cheered like he's really really led into this moment.

Lewis Hobba  20:49   You know what actually bummed me out more way more so than Tick Tock guy who, basically I didn't have time to have any feelings for before he was. But was the loss of egg boy. Yes. Sweet Sweet egg boy PETA Lola

Dan Ilic  21:02   on on YouTube just said that he's rational figure discussing boy. Isn't that a sad thing? We lost an Australian this week.

Lewis Hobba  21:09   We lost the hero. We lost like for a boy a man who? Like, well, a man a boy, an egg boy, he's got more eggs. And boy. I mean, what? What an incredible, you know, I have a photo with a boy up on my Instagram. I love that boy.

Dan Ilic  21:27   Yeah, we tried to get him on irrational fears so often back in the day,

Natalie Tran  21:30   I'm just looking at the comments and Tim has written he was doubting the rapid testing. But I also agree with Tim's comment as well that egg boys a kitten is allowed to be dumb.

Dan Ilic  21:39   I think that is absolutely true. That's why I was talking about redemption. You know, he's like, you know, 21 I think there's enough time for a boy to kind of write his wrongs.

Natalie Tran  21:48   Yeah, and actually forgive people, especially during lockdown periods. And especially people who come to fame online. So they spend a lot of time online, that they fall into rabbit holes. I think that's very understandable.

Dan Ilic  21:59   Did you fall in any rabbit holes when you're growing up online, Natalie? Deep, deep in the rabbit hole.

Lewis Hobba  22:06   Okay, the dictator we say before?

Natalie Tran  22:08   It's me, egg boy. Tick Tock guy. We hang out every week. It's great. I'm so proud. I'm so pro army. I'm pro everything. I'm here.

David Smiedt  22:23   I fallen into the rabbit hole. It's a bit mean, but I do love watching people deniers of the science struggling to say epidemiologist then it just brings me such Friday joy. I cannot find a word for the Germans was terrible.

Natalie Tran  22:44   What did he post? Exactly? I know I had a glimpse of his bio that was in a screenshot and it was talking about frequencies that were good for healing.

Lewis Hobba  22:51   He was like chatting to tick tock guy egg boy and tick tock guy. It's definitely Tick Tock guy. We're hanging out at the protest. Like, like Hank, like, Oh, I see. Yeah, no egg boys all in. Oh, he's he's finally cracked. God. I don't love myself for that.

Unknown Speaker  23:11   Rational fear did Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison shit himself. McDonald's. Kudos to the Australian people for keeping this thing alive that Scott Morrison who's kind of a pretty creepy guy. Anyway, in 2019 this one so viral that a street artists put up a commemorative plaque a rational fear.

Lewis Hobba  23:31   Yeah, the next big story, obviously, is that Alan Jones has been kicked off his Daily Telegraph column after a long time still has this guy news show, of course. But we're thrilled that now it's freed up a little bit more time for him to join us on irrational fear once again. Good Alan, welcome to rational fear.

ALAN JONES  23:47   Good morning, everyone. It's good to be with you.

Lewis Hobba  23:49   I was wondering what you say about news court's decision to drop your columns from their papers.

Voice Over  23:54   Can I just say this is disgusting. This is exactly why more people trust those insolent Yahoo's irrational fear than the Daily Telegraph.

Lewis Hobba  24:01   Well, I mean, to be fair, that's been happening for a long time while you were printed by them.

Natalie Tran  24:05   I know. It's disgusting that I'm now on a rational theists podcast and I'm not getting paid. The editor of The Daily Telegraph said that you're no longer resonating with readers. Well, I can

Voice Over  24:15   absolutely confirm that they're no longer publishing my column. But I categorically deny that I wasn't resonating with readers. For starters, The Daily Telegraph was printing in such small text now I can read that properly without a magnifying glass. And we all know that the people who by the Daily Telegraph can't read so calling them readers in the first place is like calling the sceptre Judi reigns who watch the ABC viewers we all know they should be called lard. Hey dribblers if the Daily Telegraph just made the text bigger and more colourful, it would resonate you know like those other stories they have about the 16 months interest free on bedding electrical and furniture from Harvey Norman. Guy Harvey, all like on Sky News precisely. You know, I say something that a child with a journalism degree who couldn't get a job in journalism That summarises it and puts it in big font and underneath my carefully curated pocket square, best dress mat and television. Mr. Jones, how

David Smiedt  25:08   are you coping with the Sydney lockdown on your palatial country estate?

Voice Over  25:12   Well, let me tell you, it's extremely stressful for everyone on the farm. It's been at least a week since Joe Bailey came around and gave me a shave and a massage. And Alberto is always popping his head into the studio.

David Smiedt  25:24   Wait a minute, the opposition leader is going to your studio at your country home.

Voice Over  25:29   It's the nightmare given to one of my guests, Alberto. He's always eating all the other animals food. It's a bit like the Alp.

Natalie Tran  25:36   Very funny, and which proven fact do you disbelieve more COVID-19 or climate change?

Voice Over  25:42   Well, that's a very good question. You know, ever since now, valine has stopped sponsoring my show. It's safe to say I'm warming to global warming.

Lewis Hobba  25:51   Elon Ray Hadley said you're encouraging protests like the ones we saw on Saturday. What's your response to that?

Voice Over  25:56   We'll raise right? These are my people and my people are angry because I told them to be angry. They're also well educated. And if there's going to be a champion of the uneducated, it's me. Ray also said half of what I said is very well researched and a half of it isn't and that's by design. two wrongs don't make a right but if I'm wrong, I'm a big enough man to a minute if accuair and a panel of Supreme Court judges compelled me to have you had your AstraZeneca AZ no thank you it's poison. I however am booked into get my first job as AC. ac as nuclear is releasing a new lockdown playlist on Spotify. I've asked my assistant to record it on cache and I'm gonna sit down with Alberto would listen to it. Both sides I NB have AC agenda. Anthony clear is the best medicine that this country needs right now.

Lewis Hobba  26:42   Ellen, thanks for joining us on irrational fear.

Voice Over  26:44   It's good to be with you.

Natalie Tran  26:45   Oh, sorry, guys. I just noticed I think Dan's been on mute this whole time down. I couldn't hear you asking any questions.

Dan Ilic  26:51   Oh, that's okay. You guys did a really good job. Well, that is it for a rational fee. A big thank you to all of our guests tonight. Natalie Trent David Smith. Lewis. How about you guys who think the plug Natalie, you want to plug anything?

Natalie Tran  27:03   Oh yeah, I've got a podcast called This American Life. It's smaller. But if you guys check it out, I'd really appreciate that. There is

David Smiedt  27:13   not a plug but I would love to give a shout out to the staff at the Chris O'Brien Lifehouse working on the front lines and helping people through cancer at this incredibly tough time. You guys are the true heroes.

Natalie Tran  27:25   Well, Jesus, let me do mine again. Oh, God, like David, you go first. If you're gonna do that, that's just bloody hell.

Dan Ilic  27:36   So David, David, you've you had food you had cancer? How does it feel now?

David Smiedt  27:44   I fully I am fully recovered. And thanks to the people I just mentioned. Sorry, I should have said earlier that you never know when to walk in with the camera. That's the problem. I'm glad you're better. Yeah, I'm 100% Yeah, I didn't know I did a festival show about a go finding chemo. So just so you know, my take it out. Is it online anyway? No, no, it was just a little kind of it was mainly for the people who treated me and then they all started bringing their friends and then I found nurses are the best stand up audiences on the planet because they are the darkest motherfuckers we have a brain.

Dan Ilic  28:22   Lewis you're gonna flag anything?

Lewis Hobba  28:24   No, I'm on a little break from my other work right now. And I literally am doing nothing like Oh, that is

Dan Ilic  28:31   what an absolute delight.

Lewis Hobba  28:33   sure if that's what you want to call it. Let's call it a delay on the losing my mind.

Dan Ilic  28:39   Yes, no, it is. It does suck. It does suck indeed. A big thank you to our Patreon supporters who pledged this month john Hannah said Georgie Cowen someone could I rain? also a big thanks to our friend Tim D'Souza who's been on the podcast before he upped his rate. So thank you so much. It's really great. Please, if you want to support us head to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear so we can hire an assistant. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Good night. Oh, and sorry. In case you haven't figured it out, we we had to cancel our Melbourne shows that we're gonna be great.

Lewis Hobba  29:16   I like putting those up on Instagram being like, can't wait to see of Elvis.

Dan Ilic  29:23   I put it up once and then didn't worry about promoting it ever since because I was like, that is no good. I have very low confidence will be allowed out of the state for that.

Lewis Hobba  29:32   I'm actually so bombed. I can't wait to get to comedy Republic. It's such a beautiful place. And I really am excited about doing shows there. So hopefully it happens sometime in the next decade.

Dan Ilic  29:42   Thank you very much comedy Republic for having us. We can't wait to go down there until next week. There's always something to be scared. Have a good night.

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On the podcast this week: Sami Shah makes his case to be the new host of Q+A.

It is compelling.

We also dive into the ethics of the guy who got both the Astra Zeneca vaccine, and the Pfizer vaccine, and look at how the Australian Government is trying to do the numbers to delay UNESCO’s decision to put the Great Barrier Reef on the endangered list.

Close the hatch, and have your skittles ready with fearmongers:

Dan Ilic Lewis Hobba Jenny Tian & Sami Shah

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Dan Ilic  0:00   Get a Louis Hello Daniel. How are you? Look I'm well I have. We've had about a month off this podcast because thanks to Coronavirus, several shows have been cancelled and I want to I want everybody to know I decided we should start the podcast again to sell our Melbourne shows. Because we have Melbourne to Melbourne shows on sale for the middle of August and today, they will also cancel congrat

Lewis Hobba  0:23   we should just book shows that we know we can't sell just be like,

Dan Ilic  0:28   yeah, where are the ends? Where the MC j?

Lewis Hobba  0:31   Yeah, like through the MCG in early August.

Dan Ilic  0:34   I did it for a comedy festival prank which would be to actually book like a conference room in the MC j and only do three nights during festival and then order some gigantic billboard saying Dan illage mc g three nights only. And when you turn up you have to go up to the like the members standard. I mean like this.

Lewis Hobba  0:54   Yeah, yeah, I gotta do that. So more show up more cancelled shows which is great. But really good to be back then.

Dan Ilic  1:01   Yes, it is good. Yes, I'm recording my end of irrational feet on gadigal land and the eora nation. sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

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Dan Ilic  1:22   Tonight the Tokyo Olympics opening ceremony is hours away. But critics are saying that it's a mistake to allow delta to perform. And Jeff Bezos flies into space to feel what it's like to no longer be the richest man on earth. And it's got Morrison regret saying that the vaccine rollout is not a race when clearly it is the race that has stopped the nation. It is the 21st of July 2021 and this is the podcast that unifies the entire world. This is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host former Queensland premier Dan Ilic. Let's meet our female guest for tonight. First up is a Melbourne man who is quite satisfied with the gold standard containment of the Coronavirus in New South Wales. It's Sammy Shah How you doing everyone? I'm quite quite loving this lockdown life that we've already presented with I've decided that's the approach I'm taking everyone is taking it I'm gonna be the weirdo who loves it it's gonna be my brand that's my that's my

semi locked in shot. Next is a Sydney stand up comedian. He was definitely okay with not being able to do gigs to earn money is Jenny tiaan Hi. Yeah, I'm

Jenny Tian  2:42   also in lockdown at the moment. I'm the opposite of Sami. I have been dying here. I've been doing a haircut tutorial off tic Tock and now it looks like I've got like three. One. My hair looks like a decorative rug, honestly.

Dan Ilic  2:58   Well, I'm glad you said that. Because finally our final guest while in lockdown allowed his girlfriend to cut his own here. It's Louis hava.

Lewis Hobba  3:05   Yes. And look at these beautiful results. Obviously, the hair on the top of the head I think is actually pretty good. The moustache which you can see on the podcast, so let me describe it to you. Yeah, and everyone loves it. No, no. 100% definitely no one calling me a sex pest or sex tester Jason. Descriptions like 80s PE teacher, which is essentially the same thing.

Sami Shah  3:29   It's very 70s German porn star was definitely got a vibe there is to get a moustache. We're like if you walk into a car dealership, they give you the white band band. Like clearly you this is your calling.

Dan Ilic  3:48   We're better for it for having you here. Louis. Thank you so much. Hey, I don't know if you folks noticed this. But while we're on hiatus for the podcast, irrational fear made it into the New York Times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. During um, during the break when the government put out their ad for the Coronavirus campaign, the scare tactic ad, the one that used that use matrix green, no one uses matrix green anymore, but they insisted on using matrix green to scare people in getting a vaccine. I made a parody of that and put it up on a rational fear. And we got into the New York Times well done. Well done, which is huge.

Lewis Hobba  4:25   Yeah, no one buys newspapers anymore.

Dan Ilic  4:30   Tragic consequence there our sponsor for this way. She was a 39 year old non essential graphic designer who was merely eight months away from being eligible for a Pfizer vaccine. And yet, she refused to enrol herself into St. Joseph's College. Let's be COVID-19 together, turn 40 sooner or be the son of liberal party donors. spoken by someone who never be held to account from the either hold a syringe to BB and gamma. Brilliant. Thank you. Thank you. The same in the original ad that really Got me was that they just made it so easy to rip and parody. It was it was a parody proof. It was like a parody. Open slather because they had no voiceover over the top of it. And you can rip it and add your own voiceover. I encourage everybody to do it. It's easy to do. Yeah, I mean, I saw that I thought it was the real ad. Are you any closer to 40? Jedi? Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly. That's precisely Yeah.

Sami Shah  5:29   Am I the oldest person here today? Am I the only one over 40? Actually,

Dan Ilic  5:33   are you the only one vaccinated?

Sami Shah  5:35   I've had one round I got I got one round of AstraZeneca. So I've had the first round of Astra. And by the way at the reaction, like I was shivering and shaking and like it was Yeah, it was very much what you know, this is like one o'clock in the morning when I'm lying in a puddle of my own sweat. I was like, maybe the anti vaxxers have a point. The next morning, I was fine again. But yeah, I've had one round so I'm still not Delta proof. But I'm a little bit closer. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  6:05   I'm not 40 obviously I still work at Triple J. They'd put a bolt in your head when you hit 40 I I'm one round Dean as well. So I'm bad people. No, I'm fine. I'm fancy as hell.

Jenny Tian  6:22   So one round in five. were late. Everyone getting Pfizer's?

Dan Ilic  6:28   I'm the only one out here in Bondi Beach note vexes.

Sami Shah  6:31   What's going on? You're in ground zero. is basically dry humping patient zero of the new Delta out. You don't have a vaccine. Well, this

Dan Ilic  6:43   is the first story for today is Sydney man who's received his fourth dose of Coronavirus taxane. He's doubled up he's done the AstraZeneca and the Pfizer. This is last week. 34 year old Tom Lee got to lots of vaccines over the last month. Jenny, do you think this is fair that this guy's has gone and doubled, doubled up his vaccines? You know,

Jenny Tian  7:05   what I think is really genius about it is that the what the way he did it was that he just hung around vaccination centres basically. And then just went and like, ask people and then he managed to get him. So I reckon he's kind of a genius.

Dan Ilic  7:19   I think this is probably a good strategy for everyone. Just to look,

Sami Shah  7:23   this is very much how most comedians start their career as well. You just got a club and you hang around until finally they're like, Alright, do you want to get on stage in fact, is also how most ABC employees start their career. How I got mine by just going to hang out with God or they got embarrassed gave me a job. So if that works in Australia for these two industries, it makes sense it would work for everything else in the country as well. You know what, I'm gonna start hanging your curability just roaming around kirribilli waiting to be the next pm eventually you will get embarrassed and make me pm.

Dan Ilic  7:57   I was thinking about this today, Sammy, I was thinking Chief, I reckon I would have been a really awesome Prime Minister. 18 months ago, I could have foreseen all of this and put in a bunch of shit. Rather than read to fix Coronavirus before I got this bad before.

Sami Shah  8:14   This is exactly like when you watch the Winter Olympics and you sit there and those Olympic skiers are going downhill bobbing and weaving and you're sitting at home on your couch or the remote going on. Please, I could do better than that. Semi gravity does most

Dan Ilic  8:28   of the works. Gravity doesn't work. Of course you can. I'm a short man. I'm a short heavyset man. I've got I've got gravity on my side brother.

Sami Shah  8:38   saying let's give Scott Morrison the benefit of the doubt clearly, he's doing the best he can. And it is it is ablest to make fun of someone doing the best they can, with the best they can is just that.

Lewis Hobba  8:50   Definitely was he was just looking. He wasn't the Prime Minister. He was just there. Then he was third in line and two he Bradbury's way like it he 100% followed this.

Sami Shah  9:01   It was like the movie The death of Stalin but with none of the cleverness, intelligence. Ravi das personality, not a political savvy or any of those things, as he was nothing like the movie death of Stalin.

Jenny Tian  9:16   Unless in the movie, he went over to the UK to get like a DNA test and find his ancestry.

Dan Ilic  9:26   Or the Death Star the story I saw death of Stalin at at the Sundance Film Festival but I had 100 idea.

Lewis Hobba  9:33   I had an edible unvaccinated

Sami Shah  9:44   I saw this story right now this bond guy scum story on vaccine anti vaxxer data. I saw the death of Stalin in Cannes Film Festival while having an edible. Were you wearing thongs and running up to the manboobs flapping in the breeze.

Dan Ilic  10:02   Sammy, it was Sunday. It was

Lewis Hobba  10:06   one day So Dan will be Sundance and on your grey live out drain.

Dan Ilic  10:13   I had an edible before the show and I was having a great time and I was laughing my head off. But none of the Americans in the audience were enjoying it as much as I was. And then during the q&a, I decided I said to myself, Oh my, I love Armando Iannucci, I've got to go meet him and and he and I got down to the second or first row and at the Sundance Film Festival, and after QA, I was so stoned that I walked out, Damon said, Amanda, and then I can't remember anything I said something about being a satirist to you and I was satirise, but I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it was just a jumble of fucking consonants and vowels. And

Sami Shah  10:59   anyway, I'm on our Patreon subscribers. I just say for the record

Unknown Speaker  11:06   as a politician, the vaccine rollout in

Dan Ilic  11:09   Australia is a shit show. It is just a mess. And Scotty from marketing has got to take some of the responsibility for it. That was exactly the point I was making just about a rational fear exactly the point. Our second fear this week is who will replace Hamish MacDonald on q&a. Yes, Hamish MacDonald has quit the ABC said no more. And he's now kind of back to the project where he came STEMI Have you got any ideas about who may replace Hamish MacDonald on q&a?

Sami Shah  11:39   I mean, there's who should replace him and then who will replace him? Right. Well, two separate conversations. The first thing is I do know that announcement I know that announcement very well, which is when they say he's moving on to other projects. It means the ratings in work out the way we were hoping they would we're going to not continue his contract. We might even end his contract early. And we're going to make it sound like it's all his decision while the real people whose fault it is that the show is no good and basically unwatchable. Who are the producers and executive producers on the show will continue on their contracts getting the salaries that they will get it again, anyway, fuck off. Poor Hey, Mitch, because it is not his fault. It was a shit show. And he was hosting a shit show. But regardless, he's gone. Here's why. I think you want to know my honest opinion other than myself, and I genuinely think I do a fine. Good job.

Dan Ilic  12:29   Sammy, this is my pointer. Well, I want to hear you say I want to hear you give the case yourself. Ah, all right. Here's the fucking

Sami Shah  12:36   right, let's fucking do this. But it's a debate show. In the end q&a is a debate show. And believe it or not, but I was a world class debater growing up in high school. In university, I paid my way to university, not to prostitution the way young man does. I did it to debate competitions. What kind of world class nerd Do you have to be to be a debater? Who pays his university fees? Using the money and winning to debate that was me? All right. Go on. These kinds of shows which due date have been so bland, so utterly boring, so lacking in personality that the hosts were interchangeable with planks of wood and wood had the exact same low ratings? I'll do it. I'll make it funny. I'll call bullshit when butcher is said I will fact check people do we revisit regular diligence that never happens? And at the same time, encourage good conversation? How many times do you watch q&a? And the conversation is about to get spicy, too. People start arguing and then the presenter goes, Okay, we don't have time for that. We want a viral clip on YouTube and we can comment on Twitter about cutting the conversation short. The hackers job is just making sure everything's as black is a cream. No, fuck off. Let me host the show. But no, they never gonna do it. Then I'm going to give it to me. Give to Nicki and Louie. We're going to give it to anyone with a vaguely interesting you know who's going to get the show. It will be Spears, it will be fucking David Spears, who's the only person who can make Anthony Albanese look at Nick. He's so fucking dumb. All right, and he's going to be the next presenter of the boring show on Australian television history. Wait until the ratings go completely into the toilet. q&a

Jenny Tian  14:32   that was so beautiful. I'm so inspired.

Sami Shah  14:37   I need this much semi. Yeah, imagine meeting one of those beautiful rants on television. You're like I'm pretty sure we got guests to talk. You're This show once by the way, I turned it down three times. Show one time I sat next to Jim Jim molan. That's right, and who's unfortunately now very tragically been diagnosed with cancer. And I'm not making fun of him at all for that, but I will say that he had the worst breath I've ever smelled on being when sitting next to him. Every time he spoke, I had to lean back in into my seat so that the breath would walk past the present.

Lewis Hobba  15:28   What is that a intubating? Is there any rules against that? Or is that quite a good tactic sort of

Sami Shah  15:33   tactic? That is that is basically that the blackout said he was well versed in

Lewis Hobba  15:40   if, if we're taking the lurking approach, if we think that lurking around somewhere is what gets you the job, someone should whoever wants to hush. It should look back on Monday nights. His wife or whoever is currently logging on Monday night. I don't know what shows, but just move it back there and whoever's currently hosting it 830 on a Monday give it to them.

Dan Ilic  16:00   I've got a plan. I can get into the building. I can do some working every day. Yeah, I'll take the leftovers no dignity. Jenny, do you have any ideas about who you'd like to host q&a?

Jenny Tian  16:13   Dude like after hearing Sammy talk I'm just like wow, I had no idea that was like so much that went behind it and into it I am team Sammy like all the way that's that's my final decision. I haven't considered anyone else. I haven't seen any other candidates but I've been moved.

Dan Ilic  16:30   I think giving it to somebody who wants it is a good idea is a good first step

Sami Shah  16:35   that's been believes it I career so far is trying to get up to host q&a and they refuse to give it to him. Now Ronnie just being cruel. They give me give it to everyone in Australia, but valida Lee.

Dan Ilic  16:46   Well, I know that you know Wiley, Dali and Hamish are represented by the same agency. Maybe they're trying to do some kind of swap crazy swap here. That's interesting.

Sami Shah  16:55   Oh, look, it's I think he would be amazing. I think if he got it because of how polarising he is. That alone would drive viewership numbers up. Because you would either people who like Walid would watch it people just like what do you hate? Watch it, but they'd watch it regardless. And also Yeah, he conducts debate. Well, I think he's more interesting. And you get more personality out of it. He me, she's an amazing journalist. And way but they need to revamp the show. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter who's presenting it. If the show is still present, like structured the same way it will be boring.

Dan Ilic  17:25   I agree. I think heimish is one of the best brains in journalism in Australia. Like he's so yeah, he's so good. And I think there is fundamental problems with with the show itself. Yeah. That's the fundamental problem. Yeah. Can you believe they moved in? Why would you move it off on a rock star rock step Monday night that's been there for 20

Lewis Hobba  17:44   years. It's crazy. Like if you whoever made that decision should be should be going back to the project. Like it's crazy to me.

Dan Ilic  17:53   I really like this from Tim Schumer on YouTube. He says friendly Jordi should host a q&a.

Sami Shah  18:00   Yeah, get the use of it. I'm not saying I wouldn't watch it. Wouldn't you watch it?

Lewis Hobba  18:04   Yeah, I wouldn't be very compelling. No. No, I like myself. No. But I didn't watch

Sami Shah  18:11   it anyway. So they did not watch it. But yeah,

Dan Ilic  18:14   all right. This week's third theatre, this might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. The coalition believes it has the numbers to stop the Great Barrier Reef is being in listed as in danger from UNESCO. So what's happened is over the last month, the UNESCO has decided that the Great Barrier Reef is going to be listed as in danger. But to stop that from happening, the coalition government has sent Susan lay the environment minister on a seven stop whistle stop tour eight days to talk to every ambassador to the UN for various countries to try and prevent this from happening. It's like why why are they doing this and not sending our health minister to go and get Pfizer vaccine? Why? What it's what benefit is there to try and get a whole bunch of people to not vote that the Great Barrier Reef is in mortal danger when it clearly is dying before our very eyes. fee mongers. What do you think about this, Jenny?

Jenny Tian  19:09   I think it's quite hilarious that they've decided to send her on this trip over a plane and she's supposed to be the environmental minister.

Dan Ilic  19:17   Yeah, why don't why don't they send her over zoom like everybody else? Yeah. Yeah. No, it's it's quite, it's quite astounding to kind of see the kind of other people that they're talking to. And Australia's trying to shore up votes in the UN with the likes of Bahrain and Saudi Arabia, and the Maldives and Mali and a whole bunch of other countries that are extensively bad actors. And

Sami Shah  19:42   why don't we just do what we normally do in the situation in which every country normally does this situation is you go to narrow and you give them $25 and a can of pineapples or whatever, it is a bribe narrow these days, and they just vote in your favour and then as a result, you get why you have to go to seven whole other Countries ought to

Lewis Hobba  20:01   actually do what we've historically done with the UN which is just wait for them to tell us about committing human rights abuses and then say we don't care.

Dan Ilic  20:10   This is why it's so amazing that the this government actually cares at all about the, the kind of threatening of the Great Barrier Reef at all, according to you, and why do they care about this and not care about our gross human rights abuses? Like

Jenny Tian  20:23   Well, I've got a theory I reckon it because the thing is, they're just kind of like delaying it till later. So it's like they're just putting in a lot of effort right now to basically procrastinate like you would if it was like a big university final assignment and they're like, we're going to just take a look at it at the last minute

Lewis Hobba  20:43   or the dream would be to kick it down just long enough till after the next election. And then if they kind of like well if we when we deal with it if we lose someone else's problem,

Dan Ilic  20:52   but that's exactly what they're doing so they actually putting off the vote they actually tried to convince the UNESCO to put up the vote to 2023 so that's exactly what they're doing Louis is the on parity. Fuck I hate I hate that.

Sami Shah  21:10   politician using these. Her travel plan for the eight days. This is a legit thing. This is this. These are places she went to over eight days. So it was Budapest to Paris, Paris to Madrid, Madrid back to Paris, Paris to Sarajevo, Sarajevo back to Paris, Paris to Maldives via Oman, Maldives to Australia

Jenny Tian  21:33   to the ground is that the film around the world in 80 days?

Sami Shah  21:39   Just around 30 countries 80 days but like that, that is basically a lot of air miles to get together to destroy the Great Barrier Reef which leaves a really good job of doing single handedly

Lewis Hobba  21:52   Can I say if the Maldives if they as like a group of island nations who are sinking if

Sami Shah  21:59   they

Lewis Hobba  22:01   vote against this, like that is that is the biggest cellphone you just got. No, no, this has got to be the sort of this is gonna be the only things you care about. Like you're going under.

Dan Ilic  22:14   Yeah, the boundaries is literally a nation built on top of a coral reef voting against their entire interest. Yeah, oh, well, we're all gonna die.

Lewis Hobba  22:27   So the thing is, now that there are so many different options as to how, you know two years ago was definitely climate change. Now it could be anything.

Dan Ilic  22:36   I'm speaking of Coronavirus and other diseases destroying Australia I don't know if you saw this the the unfortunately the the Australian Grand Prix has been replaced with something else. This November. Milburn's biggest event is set to blow you away like COVID clearing your social calendar strapped in to witness all the action at Albert Park racetrack like birds mating. JIRA ticket to see Lakeside drive lit up with a groundskeeper riding a lawnmower in the distance and catch all the action off the track with the colour and movement of the Melbourne cities Falun Gong practitioners. Melbourne is set to be silent this November. The Australian non pray a ticket will buy you a whole seat. But you'll only need the edge or probably no seat at all because the grass is going to be pretty nice. Now that's much better. Good these right now I'm praying. Alright folks, well, I don't know if you saw this. But Jeff Bezos went into space and and he went up and he went down. He spent like four minutes in space. And he floated around and threw some Skittles around when he got back down the hill at a press conference about that journey. And he actually gave a shout out to a bunch of people about his time in space. I want to thank

Unknown Speaker  24:11   every Amazon employees and every amazon customer because you guys paid for all this. So seriously, for every amazon customer out there. And every Amazon employee thank you from the bottom of my heart very much.

Dan Ilic  24:28   Does that does that make me wait you want to throw up as it makes as much as it makes me wonder?

Sami Shah  24:33   Do you remember the instal those booths in every Amazon factory where it was like a solitary space booth where you could go inside and you could cry or scream or pee into a bottle or whatever? and Amazon employees do when they when they get a moment alone. That booth is filled with just Amazon employees ripping their own skin off their bodies right. Your rage that matters embody a midlife crisis more. I have been divorced getting together.

Lewis Hobba  25:06   Did you ever consider getting a divorce cowboy hat?

Sami Shah  25:09   No. For some reason I had just enough dignity to stop myself from doing that. I did go blonde. So I got older. But yes, clearly there I had enough.

Lewis Hobba  25:18   The best case, like if you were to try to like present that in the best possible case, if you would like to go back in time you like guys in the future, there's going to be a new world. And you will be like, there is a man who started a bookstore. And then he went to space. People like, wow, I should keep reading. Maybe then. took out the edges of that story. It could be quite nice.

Jenny Tian  25:43   And why don't rub it in Jeff Bezos, like oh my goodness, those four minutes though when he was in space, I reckon was the best four minutes of the Amazon employees lives they were like finally a break.

Sami Shah  25:56   simultaneously. I get to pay finally. What's the achievement he didn't go any higher in space than anyone's been before? He it wasn't a commercial flight that now we can all afford to do. It was a very rich man buying a rocket and going up in this space for four minutes. Every Russian billionaire Petro craft has probably done that at this point. We just don't know about it. Like what exactly was the achievement here?

Jenny Tian  26:30   I mean, I think the achievement was that he got to have a massive press conference where he said fucking to all his employees.

Dan Ilic  26:39   Paul Ford, who is the who was the founder of postflight studio in New York, he tweeted, I never thought I'd say this day the day when space was made uncool.

Lewis Hobba  26:51   The other part of that press conference, I don't know if you watch the whole thing that you know how there is the like this the effect that they talk about when astronauts go up into space and they see the Earth from space. Yeah, down. And they're like, their mind is blown. And they understand that position in the world no

Sami Shah  27:07   borders and

Lewis Hobba  27:09   Rodas people. And clearly when he came down, he had been told by someone in like public relations to say that and I don't think he experienced that at all. But you get where he like Trump's out this line we'd like literally no feeling behind his eyes. He's like, I really learned about all you saw out there was more opportunity for slaves.

Jenny Tian  27:38   He was just like looking over at Mars like alright, that's next. Let me conquer that now.

Lewis Hobba  27:42   Yeah, ocean out there. I wonder if there's any employees, I can underpay in there?

Sami Shah  27:48   Where is the challenger style explosion disaster when you need one. I mean, really, that's the only thing. A loose bolt here rocket can take that take out a teacher who got onto a rocket but for some reason Jeff Bezos gets the lucky rocket that doesn't explode mid flight. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  28:06   I know. I agree with you, Louis. Like Dave, he did say that. And but if you look at the footage that I don't ever see, I kind of remember anyone looking out the window. Like, the footage was like of them getting out of their seats, throwing Skittles at each other them high fiving doing a selfie. And in four minutes, you don't have time to contemplate the universe and existentialism, but you don't you just don't have time to do that. And they spend like three minutes to like jumping around and hang hanging out with each other.

Lewis Hobba  28:33   And also, as I like content creator, imagine the pressure of that, like you're going All right, we've got one take one take. And we have spent a lot on this. You are not a professional actor. We've given you three tasks, we need to get all of those for the content. So don't fuck this up. And it would be so possible to ask you on the way back, Johnny, like, Did we get it? Do we get it?

Sami Shah  28:55   I'll do is I think you make a very good point. I had not thought about this, but I think the space trip for just baby by Jeff Bezos was faked. I found on a soundstage in Hollywood, using Stanley Kubrick when he was still alive. Only now seeing this footage, the entire thing was faked.

Jenny Tian  29:19   Right That's why he looks so robotic when he's saying all of that it's actually just artificial intelligence. Right? That's it's been done like all that motion capture.

Dan Ilic  29:28   Yeah, Jeff Bezos was replaced by Alexa.

Sami Shah  29:35   Alexa has a lot more personality than

Dan Ilic  29:39   a strange they were called they call themselves astronauts and not like prime plus members. I thought that would have been a better Well, that is it for the show today. Thank you so much to our fear mongers, Louis harbour, Jenny tiaan and semi shards if you guys got anything to plug, genuinely. Look, I've got nothing going on. I mean, Sammy What do you want to play?

Sami Shah  30:04   Oh look if lockdown ends then August 7 I'm doing assure the company republic in Melbourne hmm appraisal of my here's what's gonna happen I know shows that

Lewis Hobba  30:20   I have

Sami Shah  30:22   what I have now is appearing on podcasts for free people like my face enough to give money to my Patreon go to patreon.com slash Sammy Shah and to $7 my way and you'll get a tonne of awesome free stuff and and I won't cry as much as I do most nights exactly Jenny

Dan Ilic  30:39   Do you have a Patreon you

Jenny Tian  30:40   want to plug I don't have Patreon nor I die I'll donate to Sammy is or donate to

Dan Ilic  30:48   Jenny town has got an excellent Tick Tock what follow her Tick Tock it is sensational. It's really really good. Really funny.

Jenny Tian  30:54   It's at nom nom Jenny, my Instagram is Jenny underscore tn and once lockdowns over I'll be back doing stand up again.

Dan Ilic  31:01   Yeah, excellent. Louis. You got anything to plug?

Lewis Hobba  31:04   Yeah, I'll tell you what, I do a radio show every day. It's a Triple J coldharbour. and hang at the moment. Obviously a lot of our listeners are usually people who drive home from work. I don't know if you've heard of that going on. It feels quiet out there. So don't forget if you're out there listening flick all the radio three Say hello. You'll be one of about four people listening.

Sami Shah  31:27   Also Lewis will be doing circles have your neighbourhood in his wife van trying to pick up kids. Please feel sorry for him and put your child in the van.

Lewis Hobba  31:38   Can I say Can I just say on that? First of all good idea. But there was in like radio gossip. There was this story going around about Kyle and Jackie. And like all obviously there they have a lot of ideas that get to it. And then there's the ideas that I have that don't get to imagine what those speak. So there is one apparently that is the case. They had this idea where they would set up with parents to lower children into a van using lollies. And if the kid got into the van, the parents did not win money. If the kid said no and didn't get into the van. They won like 20 grand Oh my god. I think

Sami Shah  32:28   I think they should replace q&a which is that that's what q&a should be is politicians and media commentators luring kids into bands

Jenny Tian  32:38   like that. How do you know that may you've done your research

Lewis Hobba  32:45   I need to know all of the TV ideas that are based on people who look like Sex Criminals so I know what

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Dan Ilic  0:04   Today Daniel is here the host of irrational fear the podcast you're listening to right now. This is just to let you know that we you're about to hear a mishmash of two of the best live shows we've done this month, we went to Newcastle, and we went to bigger to do shows roughly about climate change in very climate vulnerable areas. And the first show you're gonna hear is our Newcastle show. And let's face it when you're doing a show about climate change in coal country, the audience may require some warming up. You decide.

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Unknown Speaker  0:45   $1.1 million, the average price of a Newcastle home has hit parity with the average cocaine habit over Newcastle nice.

Unknown Speaker  0:54   And Scott Morrison has gotten in trouble for saying our vaccine goal isn't a race, of course a leader of a country that's coming 100 and fifth in the

Unknown Speaker  1:01   world would say that. And Newcastle is the seventh biggest city in Australia. And just like camera you have trained now.

Dan Ilic  1:12   It's June 5, called Environment Day and live from New causes between nobodies head and the sun to the old genus tower.

You're absolutely right, Louis, these people have never heard our show before. All right, welcome. This is the rational V, I'm your host, former gas turbine Daniel ej. And this is the podcast that kind of rips in the news and drills down on climate change. It's a bit like q&a, but people are actually watching, which is right. And tonight we're in Newcastle, which is terrific. On tonight's show. We'll look at lessons learned from the upper hunter byelection. We'll learn how we can carbon offset our partners that work in mining. And we'll ask just how many drinks Do you need to have to pass a bulk up? Let's meet our female guests for tonight. He's the number one comedy video editor as in he's the first and the oldest comedy video editor in Australia from the chaser to nightly and the news fighters podcast. It's still in vain. And he's a part time human rights lawyer and full time clown. He's one of the writers and performers of semi Jays playground politics. It's James panda. And she's recently was the star and executive producer of her own TV show and gave birth halfway through production. She is doing it all for the writings its reputation rehabs, ghosts and draws dial wasn't all true. And she's a self described hypocrite who is on the frontlines of climate action unlock the gate but lock it back up again real quick because it's locked the gates Gina woods and as soon as he started surfing this year, our final guests became the number one radio DJ in Newcastle. I assume you're from Nova Kasserine FM

Lewis Hobba  3:15   that's Yeah, no, thank you. I'm thrilled to be here in New Orleans. It's great. Yeah, we found out that the other bit of microphone talking I do the radio show is now the number one drive show in Newcastle. And it was a huge surprise to me, because I have very soft hands. And I just didn't expect to be taken into via violin over Catherine's but I'm fucking thrilled to be here. Yeah. All right. But first, a word from our sponsor.

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Dan Ilic  5:05   All right.

Sometimes I like to think we're winning the hearts and minds for climate justice in this country. Then I realised Oh, no, no, that's not that feeling. That's not the feeling of hope that's barely um, and the reason why we're here in this room in Newcastle is because it's important because ironically, when it comes to climate justice in Newcastle, you're at the coalface. Yeah. I was waiting for that one. Yep. Now we're gonna be talking a little bit more about the upper hunter election by by election a little later on. Now, the media was saying how labour was distraught to lose the upper hunter seat seat they haven't held in about 100 years. That's like saying, I'm distraught. I'm not an NBA player who can fly. Like labour, we're never going to win because labour forgot to stand for something. Now, the rest of the hunter, of course, is about to be turned into a fracking mess with more pipes coming out of it than Ben cousins. And much like, much like a liberal minister at a camera bar that guest live recovery is going to come upon us whether we want to or not. So I can't.

Lewis Hobba  6:19   Honestly, it's quite shocking to me how few of you have heard this podcast. I really like yeah, it's not gonna get better. I really need you to prepare yourself for an hour that

Dan Ilic  6:35   did say on the poster, an hour of jokes about the C word. Anyway,

Kirsten Drysdale  6:40   I've got to say when I was coming in a lady walk past and she like, pushed her restaurant booking back because she said, I've just walked past the Playhouse and there's a nice play on. I think I'm gonna go and see it. Sorry, lady.

Dan Ilic  6:54   Anyway, I think we're losing the battle when it comes to communicating about climate change. And I think we, I think because we're communicating badly. We're up against the carbon lobby when it comes to climate denialism. They have developed one of the most sophisticated weapons ever made boomers on Facebook that print names and put them in local shops. Now, this is the number one threat to climate change everywhere in this country. The environment doesn't stand a chance. On our side, we've had NASA the CSI arrived, David Attenborough and Avatar. And quite frankly, we can't compete with Microsoft Word Art. Look at that. These photos I'm showing you from a recent trip through country New South Wales, for the people on the podcast. This is a Henry Lawson poem about a bushfire and in curly Microsoft Word out above it says someone forgot to tell Henry Lawson in 1911. It was all caused by climate change. And you know what? They're absolutely right, because the first mention of climate change in an Australian newspaper wasn't until 1912 a whole 12 months after in the Sydney Evening News. Now Can anyone guess the number one font for climate deniers in New South Wales? Can anyone guess? Comic Sans Comic Sans very good. Excellent. Very good now Yeah, she's head of the group. Have a look at this one here. This one is a petition to stop a solar farm in both red and blue text, you know, trying to get some labour and liberal voters getting some bipartisanship here. Notice no green text on this one. I thought that was good. All right. Here's another one. This is from an A new farm a gift shop. It says that in 1939 there was a big bushfire that they called Black Friday, which is enough for this person to be convinced that the government was lying to us all about climate change because of bushfire happened once about 100 years ago. Now, the majority of it is in climate change. But as you can see here, they've mixed it up with some Tahoma and some full time use rotten Times New Roman as well, but they have reserved some Comic Sans for some particular words including ignorance and climate counts. Now the author did get a bit biblical towards the end ditching the Comic Sans and instead going for all caps. James is someone who's had some religion in the in their life. Could you please read out the the all caps as the author intended,

James Pender  9:19   and yet today we are being told by our leaders that this is the new normal.

Unknown Speaker  9:26   This time is right now we have been brainwashed into believing that the gospel of the new religion is cluttered.

Georgina Woods  9:36   I have had the opposite experience though Dan of handing out flyers about climate change and saying to people, this is where the water is coming to the water is coming. The water is coming and feeling very much.

Dan Ilic  9:46   It's a very biblical down there to build a boat. I love this man. In the bottom it says only this time it has a new and new and dangerous name and a global religion but behind it, the altar has been built, and our gullibility is about to be offered upon it. And then they've gone and undercut their entire argument by putting a Bible quote underneath. We says, none of the wicked shall understand, but the wives shall understand. And I don't understand why finally this The other thing you're gonna see around regional New South Wales here is Alan Jones articles. I call them articles but they actually are pids because you're not allowed to call them journalism because they don't have any facts. And so you're gonna see plenty of this around regional New South Wales. Also, here's another old favourite for people who can squint they put up Dorothea Mackellar has sunburned country as if they will, because there was a flood or a fire once and it was indicted. makellos palm. That's argument enough as to the climate change has always been around.

Unknown Speaker  10:51   How come they don't do that thing we all used to do in primary school where you like put a tea bag over the paper and make it look lighter up to the edges.

Dan Ilic  10:59   This one looks like the irony is I think this one's been up there. Like through 10 bushfires. It's, it's very faded. So what do we do about it? Well, friends, I've got a couple of things tonight to share with you. I've rewritten Dorothy makellos sunburnt country and and I've printed it out in Comic Sans. And I'm going to read it out to you now. And some of you will be able to take a copy of this home. I love a sunburn country. Not one of constantly ablaze with weather anomalies increasing to our scientists amaze. I love a sunburn country. Oh shit. It's on fire again. We put it out last answer send back the water cry. I love a sunburn country with once in 100 year floods now occurring monthly, we're neck deep in that they're getting bigger and more often these climate change events Sky News can go fuck itself. They're larger and more frequent. Are we corrupt? Like she fuckery County limp leaders need to accelerate just transition rather than holding on to power to boost their superannuation attenuation. So go out and tell your friends that life as we know it is fact unless we ditch our fossil fuels this lucky country's adult.

Unknown Speaker  12:14   And there is one more thing I've made for you. And that is, this is like you've moved the end of Oprah to the start.

Dan Ilic  12:22   Well, Yo, I gotta get my shit out of the way. I've made a fake op ed, here it is. Look at this. This is a fake Alan Jones op ed. He's basically repenting.

Alan Jones  12:34   I'm about to do something that I've only ever done once before. I'm about to admit that I'm wrong. The only other time I've done this is when I declared the chest was the best musical to come out of the brain of Tim Rice. And we all know that's wrong. It's jesus christ superstar incontrovertibly so. The I was wrong about chess as either they have this. Here we go. For a very long time. I used to think that climate change wasn't real. I used to think that like an ethnically 2021 Christmas album, it just wasn't happening. I used to think that the fossil fuel companies and funded my show were on struggle straight and doing it tough. And those on the land were begging for handouts, and so called compensation because their farm is now open pit mine were a bunch of winners who took two sucking off the teat of the working man if I can use that expression. But much like the 2001 Wallabies back end as evolved. And I know this is not to be true. It's wrong. If I could put all of my previous climate change denialism in a chat bag and throw that to say I would, but that's wrong, too. And we get stuck around a dolphin's neck and they die for watch, trying to unravel a bag of bad opinions to shape discourse and policy in an attire for an entire country. One metaphor

Dan Ilic  13:44   the revelation came to me when an parlane bow valine chose to go to new direction for marketing and no longer sponsor my TV show. It was in renewable energy giant national solar energy group stepped in with the help of their money, it became clearer than ever that humans were causing climate change. It's clear that we need to stop all additions of alien life and electrify everything with national solar energy grids renewable energy, it's clear we need to draw down emissions as fast as we can. It's also clear that this government needs to prevent me from being such a powerful position to influence policymakers in this country. Instead of paying billions for fossil fuel subsidies that are killing the planet. The Defence department should build a time machine that will allow a cold blooded assassin like that will build been Robert Smith on lightning huge to go back in time and strangle me to death with a big strong athletic hands before I endorse Tony Abbott as prime minister. If we can do that, then we just bought save the planet. And if we can't do that, take an insurance italiaanse in order to protect your home and contents insurance. For the worst his mother died she can throw your wife Allianz peace of mind when Mother Nature is on a period. Mother Nature The only other woman worse than Julia Gilad on Ellen Jones

Thanks very much everyone, and you can take a copy of that home with you. If there's any left outside as you leave, but if you register on the website, you'll get a free one as well in next week's email. All right, alright. Ladies and gentlemen dealing rational fear. Fear is rational. Alright.

Dylan Behan  15:33   Alright, DJ diabolical se with some wacky clips. Let's get the show on the road. It's great to be here in Newcastle. Now I don't know if any of you heard but there was a thing called a byelection on here recently. Has anyone anyone heard about this? Anyone know about this? Anyone? like hearing about the by election? But actually, I didn't think it was a by election because according to john barilaro, it was actually a horse race when we weren't just in the race. We've led over why like a good bloody racehorse.

Unknown Speaker  16:04   Now's not the time to change, change the jockey mid rise. You can't just replace the jockey The horse is broken.

Unknown Speaker  16:11   What the hell does that mean? What the hell jumbo? is john barrel IRA just wishing he was at the rice track, instead of on the campaign trail? Or is his brain only capable of holding like a single metaphor and he literally compares everything to a horse race? Like what does he do when he goes to his kids swimming Carnival? Well, Billy may the best horse win. But Dad, I mean, you're human son, not to me. You are. Yes, but if you haven't heard nationals candidate, David lizelle was out on the on the upper Hunter was right. And being the electorate talked on my research. I read that it's the electorate with the highest proportion employed in mining in all of New South Wales, which meant that john barilaro steady state nationals leader made sure to remind us during the campaign, just how much he and his party support call.

Unknown Speaker  17:10   The results minister I've actually had more mines approved in the two years since taking on the portfolio. Our track record is supporting coal, a berejiklian barrel era government and liberal National Coalition I'll use the word calling that one thing to say behind

Unknown Speaker  17:31   powering your economy. Yes, that is literally a glue a grown man yelling at a coal train like is a four year old total opportunity he just saw Thomas the Tank Engine.

Unknown Speaker  17:47   black suit makes me cough ups not that yes, the Nationals love coal. This is the message they wanted us all to take away the Nationals love cold. I love cold so much that being a video editor I put together a little montage of how much the Nationals love and support coal and coal miners into the future let's let's see how much they love.

Unknown Speaker  18:11   New South Wales deputy premier john barilaro has called for national referendum or plebiscite on nuclear energy john barrel Laura has long championed the benefits of nuclear power, mining and nuclear energy is should be part of Australia's economic future that low energy future

Unknown Speaker  18:27   The only political part of the sickens head up on this issue is the National Party. National senators earlier this year in Canberra drafted legislation allowing the Clean Energy Finance Corporation to invest in nuclear power. And the man who chairs today's nuclear parliamentarian roundtable was the Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce, if you seriously

Unknown Speaker  18:48   want zero emissions, if that's what knocks you out. If that's what blows your hair back. Well, then nuclear path is where you're gonna have to go and we should start looking at nuclear. Do you think within 20 years they'll be modular nuclear reactors in Australia? I think it's a very good chance that

Unknown Speaker  19:02   it is a cheap, reliable source of energy national parties 100% behind this and we hope our coalition partners will follow us.

Unknown Speaker  19:10   Yeah, that coal miners the National Party is 100% behind nuclear. Bobby a good time to go down to the TAFE and learn how to mine uranium if you can find a type that hasn't been sold off at a loss. Yes, that's our deputy federal nationals later Bridget McKenzie there at the end saying how much she loves nuclear. And one of the reasons she said she loves to clutter is it's so much so much better than all those pesky windmills, have a look.

Unknown Speaker  19:35   If you put some nuclear power into this mix, we'd be losing a tiny percentage of the landmass that's currently on the wind farms. And we'd be able to use that for farming and a whole lot of other industries as well.

Unknown Speaker  19:48   You hear that the deputy leader of the roll party the Nationals, I don't think she's ever seen a shape paddock full of wind turbines before in her entire life. Also, Bridget I don't think you'll I think you'll find sheep crazy is wanting to put nuclear actors out in a backpack or on a rooftop. And also, Matt Canavan, who is in that story is in the montage before he reckons nuclear is really safe to those dangerous renewables.

Unknown Speaker  20:13   Overall, nuclear has been an incredibly safe technology. People die installing solar panels on roofs. The greatest energy accidents in the world have always involved petrochemicals which are inherently volatile, and we're talking about getting hydrogen root which is a very flammable and dangerous chemical.

Unknown Speaker  20:31   Yeah, last I checked, there's no HBO miniseries about people installing solar panels on roofs. And speaking of hydrogen, which he mentioned there at the end, hydrogen has also been in the news a lot lately, Scott Morrison has made it his new favourite technological buzzword for when he gets cornered by the rest of the world into talking about how we're going to have to get to net zero as you know, eventually, eventually, eventually don't I won't say windows please, please stop asking. In fact, Stormer loves hydrogen so much. He was he was name dropping out repeatedly back in April, in the days around joe biden's virtual climate day summit Have a look. Our ambition is to produce the cheapest green hydrogen in the world,

Unknown Speaker  21:14   that one of the most important targets that Australia has, is to be able to produce hydrogen at $2 a kilo. Mr. President in the United States, you have the Silicon Valley. Here in Australia, we are creating our own hydrogen ballots. And when it comes to the hydrogen valleys we can be developing all across the country.

Unknown Speaker  21:36   Yes, hydrogen Valley's also the name of the worst timing polar album. So it's comparison is having a bromance with hydrogen. Why? Well, you'll be surprised to learn that it's because our government is arguing that hydrogen made using coal and gas can still be cold clay in hydrogen, aka blue hydrogen, because you know, we'll just use carbon capture to turn it clean, I guess. It's totally a real thing. Carbon Capture works. Change the subject, speaking, speaking in which he is his Angus Taylor, on trying to argue blue hydrogen is clean hydrogen to a friend Kelly on ahran breakfast in April and Well, it sounds like he was going a bit blue in the

Unknown Speaker  22:17   face. And you've announced this week. $540 million for new hydrogen hubs and carbon capture and storage at the hydrogen hubs. A lot of people have been asking hear me here on this programme is a green hydrogen or hydrogen made with fossil fuels?

Unknown Speaker  22:31   It's clean hydrogen, what's that? That's the point. It's clean hydrogen.

Unknown Speaker  22:35   So it's not made by the fossil fuel industry. So I'm not declaring why I'm asking it wasn't made with fossil fuels are made with renewable energy.

Unknown Speaker  22:42   The point that may make when they're asking that question is we can't possibly make anything from fossil fuels. Well, you know what, if it's zero emissions, it's fine. That's the point. It's got to be clean. fuels and how do we make it zero emissions? It will be made with anything that allows us to reduce emissions is blue. Hydrogen that can be done with zero emissions is green hydrogen, it can be done with zero emissions. You know, we made a lot of horses in this race.

Unknown Speaker  23:10   Horses again, get some new metaphors. Oh my God. That interview was such a cluster shambles. Angus Taylor went on Facebook and commented bad job Angus. Of course, one of the reasons in fact, probably the real reason that Scott Morrison loves hydrogen so much is well it can keep his millionaire mining mate magnate mates rich and we can keep digging up coal for another 50 years. But also it can make trucks got burned.

Unknown Speaker  23:38   I mean, hydrogen can be used to drive vehicles. I mean, up there in the Pilbara at the moment. They're putting him in the mining trucks. Yeah, let's

Unknown Speaker  23:45   put let's put hydrogen flammable hydrogen in vehicles because it works. So well. Last time, Dan, play the clip. go well. In conclusion, if you're saying well, who cares? We're doing the best we can we can't do any more than to get to zero emissions and help stop climate change in this country. But let's just let's just let's just look over the ditch to New Zealand and see what just didn't return promised at the Earth Day summit back

Unknown Speaker  24:16   in April. No fossil fuel subsidies part of New Zealand's four action points one price carbon to make climate related financial disclosures, mandatory three in fossil fuel subsidies and for finance adaptation.

Dan Ilic  24:36   And that's how you win a bloody horse race. Yeah. rational. Your fear is rational. It's kind of a theme throughout irrational fear and the greatest moral podcast of our generation where you have all this technical technobabble and it comes down to something so simple, how good is to send data so good, man? Well, yeah.

Lewis Hobba  24:58   I want some New Zealand has all those people falling off their solar panelled roofs. Well who'll be laughing then actually eating her words? Yeah.

Dan Ilic  25:07   Now, George, you out Newcastle local here. What was the most interesting thing to come out of the upper hunter byelection for you?

Unknown Speaker  25:19   Well, I have a slightly different take from Dylan I suppose because there was a lot of you know, headlining about coal. But in actual fact, what the National Party did during that election campaign was cancelled. The coal mine that was proposed and proved on the Liverpool Plains promised they'd never be any open cut coal mining at dark rock near Aberdeen, promised to set up an expert panel that would manage the structural adjustment of the region. You know, in the event of coals, coal exports declined and invite unions and community advocates to take part in deciding how that rolls out. And we won the by election, and then the Labour Party subsequently just tear itself completely to pieces because they didn't think that they were protocol enough during the election campaign.

Dan Ilic  26:00   Wow. Did people have the upper hand to think that we're voting for the greens?

Unknown Speaker  26:05   Well, I think it's fair to say that if the Labour Party had done the series of things that the National Party did, you know, to curtail the mining industry and plan for structural adjustment. The reaction I think in this sort of tabloid press probably would have been slightly different that they they get a different sort of treatment on it.

Lewis Hobba  26:21   So were you a member of lock the gate who would vote national

Unknown Speaker  26:26   there are many people in the lock the gate movement who vote nationally in fact, I've spoken to farmers who have you know, locked on against a resource extraction projects who also hand out how to vote cards for the National Party and find it harder find it harder to you know, to change that than they do to go and get arrested fighting mining projects.

Lewis Hobba  26:47   Yeah, right. Right. I mean, I guess based on that election Yeah, they're absolutely spot on in situ on the stock mining boat national. That makes complete sense.

Dan Ilic  26:57   Ladies and gentlemen, James panda. Hello. Diane

Unknown Speaker  27:04   says as Dylan just said, the National hunter byelection and as john Boyle our I said the nationals are back baby, and he's rider guests. But when you've been in power in the upper hand for the last 90 years, it's fair to say you're not only back if you've never gone away, have you to be clean labour last were empowering the upper hunter in 1931. And in 1931, the Labour Party still referred to itself as a Communist Party. Hitler was an unknown artist from Austria. Andrew Boldt hadn't been invented yet so while the loss for labour in the recent byelection as we've already said was a bit unexpected. I've got some ideas to help out labour in the hunter. So I'm going to go through 10 things that can help labour when in the hunter number one way more vests. Nothing says vote for me for 90 consecutive he is like a smart vest. I reckon. JOHN barrel already knows it and that fighter, so I just tie flies. Look at them. This is one PC getting shit done in your electorate. Where is this open neck shirt so you can buy from labour candidate Jeff Drayton says I'm busy appearing before I care. The electorate says no. Number two more jobs brothers are rockin nothing screams success like the John's brothers together they oversaw the most successful era in rugby league Andruw Jones famous for taking so many pictures that became a rugby league and multiple was Matthew Jones is famous for his rich Reagan character who continually called for the game to bring back the beef. I think now labour needs to harness their talents. Imagine Joey Jones on the dealings handing out how to vote cards. going door to door imagine rage Reagan advocating for return to call labour values. Like labour legend Ben chifley in his evocatively titled stump speech, bring back the chief. Perhaps short or long bow there but let's just say John's brothers and labour ladies and gentlemen unstoppable. Number three branch sacking labour needs to get serious about the brand stalking. They can't just keep hoping people will vote for them. They need to start breeding labour voters. Luckily, one thing we do know is that jobs fact the way through Newcastle in the 1990s, which means there's a whole lot of elite illegitimate children out there and given most of the routes probably happened post a 97 Premiership those kids are at voting age. So let's sign them up for Labour baby. Idea number four build a beat something every week Cody in Australia has a big something What does the hunter have other than big unemployment and a big problem with institutional child abuse? to sin if library to when they need to promise to build something big, not that. No, not a gas fired power station. We're in Newcastle. What about a big nuke? Just point the nuclear bomb mccampbell and Mikey demands or using to get rid of Gosford idea number five, get rid of Gosford let's be honest go city's a shithole odroid for anyone to get rid of gossip. I don't care how All I know is do we really need Gosford? The Central Coast Mariners and the bluetongue beanfactory are not reasons to keep a town are the number six sign over kastri and more labour candidates need to be seen saying the word Nova kastri and I don't know how the fuck that means Newcastle person, but it's a cool word. Number seven embrace the ban on a serious note ladies and gentlemen labour needs to embrace the ban on everyone's lips. Okay, and now I don't mean the ban on coal fired power station. I mean the ban on any further albums that involve Daniel Jones and Luke Steele in their co lab drains drains more like nightmares. Am I right? I am right okay.

Unknown Speaker  31:00   Adi number nine is a little bit easy. I'm running out of ideas at this point. If Should we get a minister for Semyon if Joe Fitzgibbons can lead the Labour Party to a new generation of glory? We need some less divisive portfolio making them in a surface me on swap the call for a cask of wine, then at least the inner city sir Chardonnay drinkers might actually listen to what he has to say. ID number 10. Ladies and gentlemen, keep doing the same thing later persist with a pro renewable pro climate change platform while failing to sell the benefits of a renewable economy to the workers in the fossil fuel sector. Sure, this strategy is probably not going to work. But the genius of this plan is if they commit to losing long enough sea levels will rise and wipe out the entire hunter region. So that labour can start with the remaining voting population that will probably believe in climate change because they will have seen it wipe out their whole family. And if we're lucky, there'll be some survivors from the descendants of Jeremy jobs and they'll lead the Knights to a Premiership again. Newcastle wins the hunter wins and most importantly, labour winds stickier

Dan Ilic  32:14   than other Katherine's on our panel, do any of those inspire you to vote labour Minister for simians great idea? Absolutely. put myself forward.

Lewis Hobba  32:25   Yeah, as a as a visitor. What's wrong with Gosford? Yeah, what

Dan Ilic  32:30   is wrong with gospel? Really? You've never been?

Unknown Speaker  32:35   He has been to coffee if you drive through Gosford that's

Unknown Speaker  32:39   it there's a central coast Newcastle thing it's it's you know it's it's a little cousin.

Lewis Hobba  32:45   Yeah, I fucking hate him. I'm desperate for calls. I'll say anything.

Dan Ilic  32:55   Now Melvin's recent COVID outbreak has meant that a whole bunch of music festivals have been cancelled, including the replacement for the group in the move, fresh produce, which is real shame because music festivals are where some of our biggest and brightest ideas come to light at these festivals. A few years ago, we did a show at splendour in the grass and we asked some punters there just how they would solve the rift between Israel and Palestine. In the results, were pretty interesting. So I'm asking people for solutions to big problems. How do we fix Israel and Palestine

Unknown Speaker  33:28   with ketamine? Lots of ketamine. As a matter of fact, I had this discussion. I'm not even fucking joking.

Unknown Speaker  33:36   On the motherfucking, with the whole world peace to get the United Nations in a room, a lot of the finest ecstasy in the world will be so all the leftover food that isn't even explained to those people

Unknown Speaker  33:52   just get on MDMA and forget to live a democracy. Or what if I told you that Israel had a terrific democratic government?

Unknown Speaker  33:59   Well, we all know that's not true because the Ibis group in Washington, what do they call the Ibis group?

Dan Ilic  34:07   What's your message to Benjamin Netanyahu? I don't know who he is my friend. What's your message of Benjamin Netanyahu? I'll say get brown chicken. Either one way, I'm sorry. But one of them has to be asking people to solve big problems. So I got a question for you. I've got a really big problem. What is it? Red Bull hurts my heart. told me the softball and a brother of how to be broken but there was also some sort of soul drawn on my lips. Now. How do we fix this? He said that they go for several months. Sorry, he wants Israel and Palestine. The two countries they should have splendid. Rufus just pumping 50k system on the fucking gaza strip out It'd be peace lamanites What's your message to Benjamin Netanyahu? Who's to state they use a two state solution for Israel and Palestine and the five state solution. Benjamin, Prime Minister of Israel, you need to dance under the grace and rule 10 and we will just we will look off the old days when is fully the wrong place us?

Lewis Hobba  35:39   Why do you think that is? pretty fucked?

Dan Ilic  35:51   I knew we should have opened with Israel gear on Twitter. I'm gonna put that on Twitter, because I'll get cancelled. That's why Yeah, it was on national broadcast that was on SBS at some point and we get so you know, it's on SBS. So no one watch no one you get mobile watching it on Twitter this everyone Kirsten dries down.

Unknown Speaker  36:25   Hey, guys, so look, I just want to start by checking in with everyone you know, how's your climate anxiety guys? pretty bad. Yeah. Yeah, it sucks. I get it. But try being may try being married to a coal miner. Well, technically, he's a diesel mechanic. But when I'm not letting my cognitive dissonance get the better of me. I call it what it is. He's a diesel mechanic who works on a coal mine, fixing the machines that dig up the call or maintaining the washing plant that sorts the coal or repairing the pump that stops the tailings dam from spilling over and polluting the surrounding waterways with toxic effluent that's a byproduct of digging up coal. My husband's the latest in a long line of miners that stretches back in his family a dozen generations all the way to Cornwall, which is where coal was invented by Captain Cook. That sounds like a lie. And it partly is. But this here is literally a book tracking my husband's quote, ancient mining family name and heritage as far back as the 1500s. It's a great grade. Although if I had known before we got married just how many murders were in the bloodline. I may have reconsidered this union. Anyway, until not so long ago, this was a perfectly honourable way to make a living, fucking kancil culture. The thing is, we're not idiots. We care about the future. We've got two kids who we love very much. Actually, if I'm being totally honest, we've got one kid we like. The other ones a bit like, take it away. My point is, my husband's job causes our family an increasingly intolerable amount of moral anxiety and makes my efforts to live a carbon neutral lifestyle really quite challenging. Put it this way. A return flight from Sydney to Melbourne puts out about 0.2 metric tonnes of carbon. My husband brings about that much carbon home and coal dust each week. Our sheets look like we've had a threesome with a chimney sweep. When you want to carbon offset a flight you literally just tick a box and pay like $2 for me to carbon offset my husband, I'd have to plant a rainforest, build a wind farm and braid predator and birds here every single day for the rest of my life. Like I sign up to 100% green energy, I ride my bike, I marching rallies, I do Earth Hour, but then my husband goes to work and repairs the overheating torque converter on a D 11. Caterpillar bulldozer and I'm back to square one. What can I do? I love the guy. He's understandably hesitant about quitting his job when we've got a mortgage and two small children to look after. And I'm understandably hesitant about encouraging him to when I'm about to go back to uni because working in the media has hardly made me a reliable breadwinner. Most of my work these days is doing most of my work these days is doing unpaid guest spots on my friend's port. You're getting paid

Lewis Hobba  39:22   for this. The applause some of them haven't heard of.

Dan Ilic  39:30   I mean, up until yesterday, I thought there's only going to be 40 of you were born. I'm so relieved. Now you're definitely getting paid a profit.

Unknown Speaker  39:37   Look, as soon as something comes up that he can jump to he will. In the meantime, I just have to do whatever I can to offset the damage. I've had some success. When we first started dating my husband drove a VA Commodore ute. I was like, dude, I work at the ABC. You can't drop me off in that thing. They'll think it's a terrorist attack. So we traded it in for Much less thirsty VW Golf. Sure it was emasculating to go from driving a high octane petrol Australian musclecar to a diesel German hatchback, but it was worth it knowing the pollution wasn't anywhere near as bad.

Unknown Speaker  40:17   Then the Volkswagen emissions cheating scandal broke. And we realised he'd cocked himself for nothing. Well, not for nothing by cover story that I was dating a dental technician from the Central Coast held up a lot longer than it would have otherwise. And look, I've had other ideas. You know, I thought we could set up a GoFundMe page to support him while he re skills. But then I realised it's only socially acceptable to ask your friends for money to fund your overseas holidays, and not to help you leave an industry that's destroying the planet. Okay, then I thought, okay, like pivot pivot. What about sex work? Like for him? Not me. Know, there must be people out there who are into sort smeared. 42 year old men operating heavy machinery, you know, like, no king gets shamed these days. But then his only fans account got shut down because it just looked like he was doing horny blackface. And then I thought, and look, I know this might sound a bit crazy, but just stick with me for a moment. What if the government took some of the money from the massive profits mining companies of my digging up the nation's natural resources, and used it to help retrain the workers in those industries so that ordinary people stuck in these jobs could move on to something new, ideally, something that didn't require them to have chest x rays every two years to screen for black lung, which is not just a joke in Zoo lambda. It's a real thing. But then I remembered we are currently ruled by mouth breathing troglodytes, who would rather return to harvesting whale blubber than admit that maybe just maybe in the year 2021, one of the wealthiest and most highly educated countries in the world could find something a little bit smarter to do than digging up rocks, especially when the mining companies are going to cut and run the moment called becomes economically unviable. Which should be any second now. So anyway, having run out of options, I'm left with no choice, Chris, honey, I love you. But the only way I can truly offset you is to offset you probably shouldn't have ended. But that was the

Lewis Hobba  42:39   that was the saddest ending to a comedy bit.

Dan Ilic  42:41   I want you to know 23 cents of each ticket is going to go to carbon offsetting. Chris tonight, so thank you for that. Do you have general club? I know that's a facetious pace for this show. But is there a Is there a serious anxiety about about this?

Unknown Speaker  42:58   Yeah, absolutely. Like it like everybody gets that kind of moment. Probably every day where you go. Who's gonna end and like for us? It's very, very, very close to home. Yeah, yeah.

Lewis Hobba  43:09   I mean, I remember when you started dating your now husband, and you and I were working together in Maharashtra, the IBC. And I remember when you told you like, I was a coal miner. We were all like, oil. Well, well, you were you were a heroin junkie. Yeah, it was fun. Everyone was like, get him to her to a needle room. I'm like, absolutely. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  43:36   I mean, I've also been to your house and you've got a lot of nice stuff. So there's like, why am I doing working at ABC?

Unknown Speaker  43:44   It's also like yeah, they call it the golden handcuffs because it's you know, it's not like it's a poorly paid job and it but it is hard to jump away from something when you don't have something to jump to like, you know, we're having to take a pay cut, but there's got to be something to go to.

Dan Ilic  43:59   Is that what you think about working with ABC? Do you have golden handcuffs are

Lewis Hobba  44:03   those plastic handcuffs from a toy shop? They're very cheap. And they're they're actually quite easy to break, zip ties and you all love where you're also like, No, do me. All right, Lee.

Dan Ilic  44:17   I won't yuck. Your next guest has been trying to get people to move to a just transition to a Fossil Free future for the last 15 years. So it's safe to say she's a little tired. So please welcome Gina woods.

Gina, thank you so much for risking it and coming in sit on a panel of comedians and smart asses to talk about climate justice. It's really wonderful. First of all, you you describe yourself as a hypocrite and a failure. But isn't it in your interest that no one moves from fossil fuels so you can keep your job

Unknown Speaker  44:58   It's very true. I have I do think about that. And I, it's, it's a hit, I'm willing to take, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make go on to the doll queue become unemployed. If we could actually do this,

Dan Ilic  45:11   what do you call yourself a hypocrite and a failure? Like, why is that hard to identify every day getting up and look yourself in the mirror?

Unknown Speaker  45:19   Well, I guess it's kind of hard, but failure because I have have literally been in, you know, strategy meetings, and you know, this sort of talking to other environmentalists and kind of going, like I've been working on, you know, calling the hunter and climate change for 20 years. Like, that's still a really, really big problem, you know, it hasn't really gotten that far in all that time. So that's, that's why failure and hypocrite is really something that the that kind of ends, you know, of the world like to talk around and environmentalists because we use computers and we, you know, might drive cars and because we are all, you know, entangled in this, it's, it's, you know, we're not on the other side, we're not not part of this society. Kirsten knows it really well, like, and I think this these are so brilliant, really to illustrate that. It's not like an s&m thing, coal miners aren't aliens. People use stuff that uses fossil fuels. And I am one of them. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  46:15   Are you going out with a coal miner as well? No, but you know, I'm not ruling it out. Well, tonight, we have a lonely coal miner in the audio come on down. activist once a husband, it's a new TV show. Coming to SBS to you can have full custody of the Doug kit that you guys didn't have that. I'm just an activist standing in front of a coal miner. When we spoke earlier this week, you said I get it. You want me to explain the weirdness in the hunter. When you say that, like what is the weirdness in the hunter?

Unknown Speaker  46:53   Well, I mean, I suppose the weirdness really is this sort of exaggerated idea that people have about what it's all about. And it's sort of people from the outside the raging? Go, it's a moonscape, you know, which is kind of puts the nose out of joint to the vignerons and you know, people who kind of, you know, a farmers and tourist industry, because actually, it's very, very beautiful place. It's not a moonscape at all, and it's much

Lewis Hobba  47:14   better the Gosford stay down, Gosford,

Unknown Speaker  47:19   and you know, there's others who say the mining industry is not important at all, you know, it only employs 2% of people around the country. But in actual fact, that's a really, really large amount of people here who rely on it for their livelihoods. And that's, that's real. And so that's the weirdness is just sort of competing kind of sweeping statements about what it's all about,

Dan Ilic  47:37   do you have faith that there's going to be what we all hope for, which is a just transition and a fast transition in the next few years.

Unknown Speaker  47:47   I wouldn't describe it as faith. I mean, I'm very excited by some of the stuff going on now part of the 100 jobs Alliance, which is a sort of collaboration of environmentalists and unions to try and just sort of break this taboo of talking about what the region is going to do once the coal export industry declines. And that has really changed things a lot. So I'm excited, rather than kind of hopeful or faithful, I

Unknown Speaker  48:09   suppose.

Dan Ilic  48:10   When you're going by toe to toe on your, on your battles on the ground? How do you kind of keep an eye on the big picture? Like you're in this podcast, rational fear, we talk to a lot of climate leaders who are all focused on the macro, but you're very much someone who is now in the trenches in the pits for one for a better word, like, how do you kind of keep that eye that vision of the of the major goal whilst you're whilst you're going toe to toe with people here?

Unknown Speaker  48:39   I mean, that's pretty tricky. I guess. Like don't, because the big picture is really awful. And you can't really, you know, this is a comedy show. So apologies for bring down the tone. But

Lewis Hobba  48:51   Kirsten already talked about a divorce. So we're at rock bottom.

Unknown Speaker  48:56   Yeah, I mean, you just have to do what's in front of you. And, you know, I actually try not to read stuff about climate change much anymore, or watch the films and all that stuff. I don't, I don't engage. I just,

Dan Ilic  49:05   I just do what's in front of me. There's something to be said for the language that's wrapped around climate change, like, a lot of it is of the station and full of jargon. And but is the reality? Is there a simpler reality behind all of these huge words? Like we've got so many layers of bureaucracy, all talking about climate change, but we're talking about it in this crazy language that you never heard of before?

Unknown Speaker  49:34   Yeah, I mean, there is the reality. And I think one of the things that really fucks us up on this is that we've got this sort of really quite primary straightforward problems of rivers drying up and, you know, huge storms and big holes in the ground with no plans to fill them and you know, a huge workforce, very well paid jobs, not quite sure where they're gonna go in 20 years time, but it's all kind of obfuscated and clouded into this sort of language. have, you know the voluntary land mitigation access policy and approved methods for assessing air pollution and an American submission on this new period of public hearing? Yeah, so it's like, my job is like explaining the government to people and trying to sort of bridge that gap to say, well, when they say, you know, strategic release framework, what they mean is, they're going to be putting out new areas for coal exploration, you know, out west,

Dan Ilic  50:23   I like it was James said, He's switching off because he negotiated the TPP and has worked in The Hague. Like, now, I've got PTSD. So and how do you cut through that bureaucratic jargon to kind of make a simpler case like there's a simpler, there's a simpler world out there that many of us want to understand want to be part of. So how do you make that case?

Unknown Speaker  50:47   Yeah, I mean, I think you always have to bring and this is what I'm saying about the big picture, you have to bring it back to things that people understand and they see right in front of them. And that's why, you know, what matters to people in the hunter is the the pollution in the air and the effect that the industry has on the river and the dislocation of rural villages. And that's really immediately what people are seeing. And that's and that's where their hearts lie.

Unknown Speaker  51:09   in researching for this gig actually saw that the sea wall fell over in Newcastle. Is that to do with mining, or is it

Dan Ilic  51:18   the same old same? Oh, the Stockton Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's really well, there was a coal mine right on the beach at Stockton. unrelated to the, to the erosion that's happening.

Lewis Hobba  51:31   Wow. Breaking News, irrational fear Saturday night.

Dan Ilic  51:36   George fuses? Do you have a sense of hope to keep you going? Like, what what drives you to keep working in this space?

Unknown Speaker  51:45   Uh, well, I mean, I, there's a lot of people who live with the impacts of mining who I have worked with, you know, for all the time I've been would love the gate, which is eight years or so. And they, you know, they have no choice. They kind of stuck there. And I owe it to them to continue being being there for them, essentially. And, you know, it's, it's, it's really, it's wonderful work. It doesn't. It's very, very rewarding.

Lewis Hobba  52:10   That's all I could say, tragically, you probably have a longer career than coal miners. Oh, God. Yeah. Sorry, Kirsten. Sorry. Yeah, that's good. It's actually good news. And we just want to be forced to become unemployed. You know, we don't want to volunteer and come unemployed together. And we'll just solve the whole problem by everybody

Unknown Speaker  52:30   becoming unemployed, universal, basic income. Now, I actually wanted to ask George, because I have done a few events with George in Newcastle, and I find you don't want to embarrass you, but I find it incredibly inspiring, but also incredibly intimidating and terrifying. And I would never, ever fuck with you. And like, bit like you would have been involved in some really like heated confrontations at some of the like actions that you've been had? And are you ever scared when people are really in your face? Or do you just like really get off on that?

Unknown Speaker  53:04   At protest actions, I don't tend to get scared. No, I kind of get scared before. And then after. And then when you're there. It's just it just all flows like you're just in the moment? And have you ever been in a situation where you've actually felt like you're actually physically in danger? like someone's going to hit you or anything like that? No, I'm now have, I have been in situations where that's happening to somebody very close by. And actually, that was a forest protest. And a very dear friend of mine put his body in the way of the axe that was chopping down the tripod that my friend was sitting at the top of, which was, you know, see what i'm saying, man? It wasn't me. I was just a witness. But um, yeah, I mean, it is, I guess, it's protesting is a way to bring to the surface a lot of these contradictions and challenges and so it doesn't really provide any answers. It's just about questioning. It's just about bringing things right up close with people and going well, is this actually a good idea?

Unknown Speaker  54:00   And what about when you're in the room with people, you know, politicians or people from mining companies, you know, really high powered high profile people? Do you ever find yourself intimidated? Do you intimidate them?

Unknown Speaker  54:13   I don't know. I might. What am I good. If you want to hear this story, one of my best stories from last year, which was a difficult year for many people was having a stand up argument with Stephen galley, the head of the minerals Council in New South Wales in New South Wales parliament. And it was because he sort of walked casually past man sort of said hello, Georgina, and I just sort of, you know, I don't want to talk to you Is that a thing and and he had to go at me for not being nice to him and and I just lost it. I was gonna say this on tape. This is just for all of you. I was just sort of like, Is this just a job for you like this isn't just a job for me. I'm not just going to clock in and clock off and say, get a Steve you know, great to see you. This is actually life, you know, life affecting stuff for people that I work with, and I can't just put it all aside and, and pretend like I'm just a professional, so not a politician.

Dan Ilic  55:12   Well, George, if you ever get stuck, you could probably always just become Chair of Newcastle University. Chancellor, Chancellor. I'm hoping that posts will reopen again quite soon. Everyone Georgina woods.

Lewis Hobba  55:41   Try standing up is this it's something that I was just saying to Dan, when we got in here. I've never done comedy up before.

Dan Ilic  55:48   really unusual. It's an unusual situation. James James also said that and I maintain it's because you're the two tallest people

Lewis Hobba  55:55   look up at anyone. I feel like a small town lawyer out of there. It's always fun to try to pivot out of climate action back into comedy. So stick with me. I want to talk not about the climate, but about the vaccines. Another big topic. All right. Yeah. One more applause Hello. All right. All right. I don't know if you've heard but the COVID vaccine rollout is going very badly. Right now Scott Morrison couldn't organise a syringe on the set of Trainspotting. By the end of March, he planned to have 4 million people vaccinated and they just missed that target by 3.4 million. This week, the government revealed that hadn't vaccinated aged care workers and they didn't even know how many aged care residents had started getting shots as anyone who had been vaccinated just by asking that question, I know more than the government about vaccine rollout. But in times of crisis, I think it's very important to take the government's lead and instead of looking at what we can do, start looking at who we can blame. Let's start with the labour leaders. We all know Dan Andrews is crawling out of his hospital bed at night, throwing away his fake back brace and creeping out to sprinkle COVID under the beds of Melbourne's children. The media are obviously also to blame. Health Minister Greg hunt got very angry at the media for saying that all the people who were nervous about getting the AstraZeneca vaccine could wait until the Pfizer arrived. He said the media were promoting vaccine hesitancy the media were directly quoting Greg hunt. And that really Paul's pissed off Greg hunt, who is a Greg hunt.

The government is also very angry at boomers who have developed this vaccine hesitancy for those following at home. Yes, this is the same vaccine hesitancy the government refused to stop Craig Kelly doing. Craig Kelly fans, what the fuck? Are we in silence?

Dan Ilic  58:32   Big queuing on Viber?

Lewis Hobba  58:35   Oh, interesting. Okay, let's explore that as we go on. Wow, fuck, I didn't say I've never met somebody like Greg Kelly. It's so crazy. But actually, I think that the vaccine hesitancy problem is actually quite easy to fix because boomers stopped trusting vaccines because they believe anything they read on Facebook. So what I have done is I've prepared some Boomer friendly messaging that you can write on your own Facebook wall at any time to make boomers get their second job quicker than their second home. Yeah, that's right. I know what you own. Well, you know what else you gonna take away from me? Come on. Alright, here we go. Here's the things you can write on your Facebook wall to get famous to take the vaccine. Tell them the vaccine doesn't insert a microchip. It inserts an audio book about Graham Kennedy written by Peter fit Simon. A vaccine is just an extra hot coffee. Tell him it's an iPad. Tell him it's a painting by an indigenous artist. Tell him it's a funny tea towel. Tell him the vaccine is a mountain by tell him the vaccine is a low risk family photo. Tell him it's a podcast with Annabel Crabb. Tell them that vaccine would like to hear a story about an old neighbour who recently died. Tell him the vaccine agrees that the two years of high interest rates in the early 90s was the greatest hardship generated ever five. Tell him it's a BBC drama. Tell him it'll make Netflix easy to use. Tell him it's a carport. Tell him it's a second fridge. Tell them it doesn't use American words like diaper and store. It uses Australian words like nappy and shop.

Now, we all know that would 100% get the vaccine roll out back on track. Weirdly, that is not the approach our Prime Minister is taking. though. You might have heard this news yesterday. He's calling in the army. Yeah. Yesterday he announced in one of his trademark announcements that the new head of the National Vaccine task force would be Lieutenant General john frewin. If caught I don't know who he is either, but he's a Lieutenant General. Head of the army. If calling in the army to fix his problems, sounds extreme. Keep in mind, Scott Morrison loves to play with his army men. When he was the Minister for border protection. He called in the army to stop the boats. Then once the boat once the army had done that, he made himself a little boat shaped trophy, saying I stopped the boats. I don't know if anyone in the army got a trophy. They may have got a small participation boat. Personally, may I love the idea of getting the military to run a vaccination campaign. It's intimidating but fun. Can never quite get a read on what's going on. defence. Craig Kelly not okay with military on the fence. burners. He came around. Applause we all love. I stick with me try to stick with you if I wasn't begging but thank you.

Dan Ilic  1:02:17   Will you be closing with Gosford

Lewis Hobba  1:02:21   backless wood carving? So here we go. Now stick with me on this army thing. Okay, because I actually think it's a really good idea, right? I would love to see people's faces. When they look up to see Ben Robert Smith walking through the streets, threatening to kick anyone who won't get the vaccine out the us with a prosthetic leg is caring for some reason. All right. I knew when I asked you to stick with me that I would be losing you and I don't care. Why I stopped with the army. The Air Force involved. I want to say fighter jets dropping syringes into aged care facilities. I want to say retired veterans pull their old rifles out of the closet, toss away their bayonets, a fixer Pfizer and go back on the road john judge will fight the anti vaxxers on the beaches of Byron Bay. We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be, and then we'll blame the cost on Kevin Rudd awesome. Look, I get why Scotty calls up to fans anytime he's on the defensive. People trust the army and they're already on the payroll. But I really think there's another group on the payroll who are being criminally overlooked when it comes to helping the vaccine roll out. These people live in camera in a building paid for by taxpayers. They're getting taxpayer funded training every day. I'm talking about the Australian Institute of Sport. Now. The prime minister said that the vaccine rollout wasn't a race. Well, right now we have hundreds of perfectly trained athletes for an Olympics that probably won't happen. So let's put them to work and make it a race. First of all, no one knows more about experimental drug treatments that test the vaccines on them. They put things in their bodies that would stop our doctors have a locally produced vaccine that prevents COVID and is also untraceable by the anti doping authority. We store them in the call room used to a climatized l winter Olympian. Then we're on to the AI SS gold medal standard vaccine logistics. This is quite a plan. So come on the journey. All right. An Australian weightlifter lifts boxes of vaccines off the shelves then carries them to a javelin thrower, who hurls individual vaccines across the warehouse. 100 metre medley relay team will swim vaccines across the state of Tasmania, while the rest will travel in short shorts of marathon runners as they jump off to remote corners of regional Australia. The syringes passed like a relay baton from the marathon runners to the power walkers if they encounter any anti vaxxers of high jumper will frosty flop over them gracefully. Ah, Rachel Victorian centre will contain PPA from the fencing team, and one Greco Roman wrestler. Their job is to pin down vaccine hesitant burgers while our welterweight boxes strap on latex gloves. And instead of giving a left jab to the face, give an Australian a right jab and using the power of the AI si predicts we can have the nation fully vaccinated by the end of the week. Then all we need is to get Nicky Webster to sing a closing ceremony and get all the athletes back to camera for an athlete village level fuckathon. If Scott Marcy needs any more convincing, I promise when that's all over, and everyone agrees that athletes have done their job perfectly. He can get get a little gold medal that says he did it all himself

Dan Ilic  1:06:18   but didn't rush up. big thank you to DJ de la koliko Jay senda gusta Drysdale Georgina was

Unknown Speaker  1:06:27   also a big thank you to Isaac ash and then everyone here at the Civic Theatre in New Castle. Big thanks to Ryan mock the Bertha foundation go YouTube token Jacob brown to the tiffin Yaki, Tom Landry Diogenes, Virginia guy by name.

Dan Ilic  1:06:41   Until next time, there's always something to be scared of. Good. Hi, Dan Ilic here back again. That was Newcastle. And as you can tell by the end of the show, they were very much on board with what we have to say. And I should let you know if you want any of the things that I was talking about. In my section of the podcast where I do Alan Jones and Dorothy Michela sunburned country. Well, you can download them from the irrational fear newsletter. So go to WWW dot irrational fear.com. Give us your email address, and then we'll send it out, we'll send out the Dorothy Michela in Comic Sans, and the Alan's the fake Alan Jones article you can print off yourself, to put up in your regional shopfront window, we'd love to say that and please, please put it on Twitter or Facebook or email me back a picture of your Alan Jones or Dorothy McKellar, paste it up in the front window of your local shop, we'd love to see that. Before I play the biggest show. I just wanna let you know that we will be coming to Melbourne on August 14. So make sure you put that in your diary. Right now though, here are the best bits of the bigger show.

Now regional Australia How is what is the best way to beat climate denialism or to communicate the real climate facts in regional Australia?

Mick Neven  1:08:07   I think one of the ways you gotta you got to understand the way people communicate in regional Australia here I think one of those ways is a bumper stickers. And so instead of a lot of bumper stickers, you know, I replaced the fuck off we have full and with fuck off way full of too much carbon. I also

Lewis Hobba  1:08:28   like put one a tiny little bombas so you could shrink them and put them on each one of the mice that are plaguing us on the back end of every little mouse millions of spreading the message.

Gabbi Bolt  1:08:40   I think if you're going off like what my regional town where I grew up, how information spread there the most efficient way. town gossip. Like I feel like if you say something like Oh, so and so so and so so and so slept with a solar panel.

Lewis Hobba  1:08:55   You should tell the hairdresser he fucked us all the time. Don't tell anyone

Gabbi Bolt  1:09:03   Ciara solar panel. Every single person in the region.

Dan Ilic  1:09:08   It was the best sex I've ever had. Well, Gabby, you know the people here in the southeast of the continent have suffered pretty horrendous things over the last 18 months. bushfires the promise of the notion recovery fund that hasn't turned up in a city lifting podcasts coming in to do a podcast where you guys have suffered. I'm really sorry. Gabby, is there a bright side to anything that these people have been through?

Gabbi Bolt  1:09:38   Ah, well, I've brought this Sesame Street Style song. I found one that I think you might like.

Lewis Hobba  1:09:46   Can you guys hear that out the back? Yeah. Cool. Can

Gabbi Bolt  1:09:50   I have a little more in the phonebook? We can cut this out of the podcast. Cheers, john. Thanks. Anyway, you might not have Have a million bucks might not have the cats and dogs might even have your shoes and socks squad. At least Scott shook your head might not have a good next step. might not have time to take a breath. might not have any fuckin house left, but at least Scotty. He says Don't you know that I don't hold a hose? Um, no, that's not for me. Unless we're referring to a wall, but it might have promised us some relief. might have said, Hey, whatever you need, and he might pop on over to Hawaii, but he can cuz he shook your hand. Spin solo. I never said that.

Unknown Speaker  1:11:00   I resent that.

Gabbi Bolt  1:11:02   But I disagree with the premise of the question. Yeah, it's gone. Well, actually, Jen told me that bushfires are in fact bad. And until she said that to me. And she also said that How would you feel about girls died in a British fire. I really hadn't heard of that in perspective. So I decided to deal with the bushfire crisis by praying we never got another one and I feel way better. Thank you so much, Jen. He gaslights enough to start another fucking fire. I can't believe he's still in after such a failure. I can't believe he even got enough to tourism Australia might not have a fucking clue. My thought for me or you any might spend all this time protecting. But at least Scotty shook he might not possess any empathy might not uphold governing policy and he might not know how to run the fucking country but at least Scottish. The Scottish Well, he tried to that he stole your hand and then lied to you, but he will say he shook your hand.

Unknown Speaker  1:12:26   Thank you, everyone. Hello, hello. Hello. Yes, I'm the DJ normally. officially known as hobo Paul Shaffer, Dan Ilic. I do run a little podcast called news fighters, where I play funny clips and talk about them and I look we've hung a lot of shit on Scott Morrison tonight. So I just thought I'd keep it going. It's great to be back here in Vegas. I actually grew up on the south coast. Here I am there I am having my fifth birthday at the bega cheese factory. Here right here I am. Here Kubina public school there I am from 1986 What happened?

Lewis Hobba  1:13:08   Okay, the slideshow going I'm loving

Dan Ilic  1:13:11   the jugs more about Dylan's childhood. This is a this is actually this is your therapy session.

Unknown Speaker  1:13:19   And of course look, you know growing up in and around cobargo as I did have to say nothing brought me more pride than watching the news last year. And I saw this happen

Unknown Speaker  1:13:30   during the fire ravaged town of cobargo. a firefighter refuse to shake the PMS hand. Scott Morrison heckled in cobargo now you know, welcome your Parkway.

Unknown Speaker  1:13:45   Yeah, Scott Morrison. They're inventing the social distancing lack of afterwards, believe it or not, Scott Morrison refused to believe that this angle was actually directed at him.

Unknown Speaker  1:13:56   Scott Morrison today says he doesn't take it personally. I don't take it personally. I just see it as a sense of frustration.

Unknown Speaker  1:14:04   Maybe you should take it personally. Everyone hates you turned up for a photo op in the middle of a catastrophic tragedy. What about the words? You're not welcome here? You fuckwit fuck off my Do you not understand? Anyways, we are we are here to applause there Hang on a second.

Lewis Hobba  1:14:29   As a religious guy who is also obsessed with shaking hands. I wonder how he feels about the fact that like God immediately after they sent down a plague that prevented him from touching it might have been assigned. Don't touch me. Stop doing it, Scott. Alright, fine. I'll send you a fucking bad plague stop doing

Unknown Speaker  1:14:46   but we are here to talk about climate change. That's the theme of the theme of tonight. And within an election around the corner Scott Morrison has been out on the world stage in his his heart, his heart to finally answer some annoying questions like when the hell is Australia. gonna commit to net zero emissions? And isn't he nailing it? Our goal

Unknown Speaker  1:15:04   is to reach net zero emissions as soon as possible. And preferably by 2050. Australia is on the pathway to net zero. Our goal is to get there as soon as we possibly can for Australia, it is not a question of if, or even by when for net zero, but importantly, how

Unknown Speaker  1:15:21   what a lack of Imagine if you're you have this kind of lack of commitment in your relationship. Honey, we been engaged for 12 years, when are we going to get married? Well, dear, it's not a question of if or when we get married. How about when soon as we possibly can, preferably by 2050. And when it comes to the house, Scott Morrison says, technology is the ticket. The key to meeting our climate change ambitions is commercialization of low emissions technology. My point about this, though, comes back to technology again, as why we're investing in Priority new technology solutions to our technology investment roadmap initiative, the answer is technology, not taxes. Yes, sir. is saying technology, not taxes, great technology, what kind of technology? There's lots of great technology out there. Is he talking about electric vehicles, solar batteries, pumped hydro technology is the coalition talking about let's have a look,

Unknown Speaker  1:16:18   nuclear energy should be on the table as part of Australia's energy future. It's the finding of a parliamentary committee. The Federal Energy minister Angus Taylor, meanwhile, says the government's more than willing to consider nuclear power. You

Unknown Speaker  1:16:29   know, I'm being told that Scott Morrison actually supports nuclear power. It's just he knows it's too difficult to sell politically, if you seriously want zero emissions, if that's what knocks you out. If that's what blows your hair back, well, then nuclear power is where you're going to have to go and if

Unknown Speaker  1:16:45   we are serious and progressing towards net zero emissions, I think it's almost certainly that we'll need to have some form of nuclear power here to try to achieve that.

Unknown Speaker  1:16:54   Yes, Senator Matt cannon national senator, Matt Canavan there, and he reckons nuclear is really safe. actually have a look.

Unknown Speaker  1:17:01   I have a role. Nuclear has been an incredibly safe technology. People die installing solar panels on roofs.

Unknown Speaker  1:17:07   Yes, but I can't remember there being an HBO miniseries about rooftop solar panels. But it's not just nuclear. Don't worry. There's some other technology scammers keen on

Unknown Speaker  1:17:19   our ambition is to produce the cheapest green hydrogen in the world that one of the most important targets that Australia has, is to be able to produce hydrogen at $2. a kilo is the President in the United States, you have the Silicon Valley. Here in Australia, we are creating our own hydrogen ballots. And when it comes to the hydrogen valleys we can be developing all across the country.

Unknown Speaker  1:17:45   Yes, hydrogen Valley is coincidentally also the name of the second worst King gizzard and the lizard wizard side project. The reason our government if you're wondering where this sudden obsession with hydrogen comes from, did a bit of research and it turns out that they realised they can they can get away with calling. They can call it clean hydrogen or blue hydrogen, even when it's made by burning coal or gas, thanks to this thing called carbon capture and storage is not new technology. Isn't that going well? Which the best I can figure out this kind of thing where Scott maybe has more insight into this kind of works out like I think if you fought and then plan to ceiling, the ceiling cancels out the fog, is that Yeah, is that basically Howard's showing me that if he just didn't fire to begin

Dan Ilic  1:18:30   with coming upstairs or if he fought in a jar? Oh, I put it in the ground. That's carbon capture storage. perfectly. Well, the technically, if I did it, it'd be me. Thank catches. Yes. But the extending analogy to coal plants. Is that right, Scott Ludlam?

Unknown Speaker  1:18:47   Suddenly This is on me. Yes, Scott. This is your this is your analogy. You have to land this.

Unknown Speaker  1:18:54   Anyway. Energy minister Angus Taylor loves hydrogen. Here he is on radio national talking about blue hydrogen until he's literally blue in the face.

Unknown Speaker  1:19:04   Is it green hydrogen or hydrogen made with fossil fuels?

Unknown Speaker  1:19:07   It's clean hydrogen. What's that? That's That's the point. It's clean hydrogen. industries.

Unknown Speaker  1:19:15   It wasn't made with fossil fuels are made with renewable energy.

Unknown Speaker  1:19:18   The point that many make when they're asking that question is we can't possibly make anything from fossil fuels. Well, you know what, if it's zero emissions, it's fine. That's the point. It's got to be clean. fuels. How do we make it zero emissions he will be made with anything that allows us to reduce emissions is blue. Hydrogen that can be done with zero emissions is green hydrogen that can be done with zero emissions. You know, we made a lot of horses in this race.

Unknown Speaker  1:19:46   That interview went so badly that Angus Taylor was later caught on Facebook saying bad, bad job, Angus.

Dan Ilic  1:19:53   But the other thing that was a very nice joke for this audience.

Unknown Speaker  1:19:58   The other the other reason Morrison loves hydrogen aside from the fact that will keep his billionaire coal mining magnate mates happy is that it can make trucks car perma.

Unknown Speaker  1:20:08   I mean hydrogen can be used to drive vehicles. I mean up there in the Pilbara at the moment they're putting him in the mining trucks.

Unknown Speaker  1:20:15   Yes, let's power some vehicles of flammable hydrogen. Let's see. How did that go last time we tried that. Let's have a look here. Oh, there we go. There's some there's some nice flammable hydrogen there in the Hindenburg. Nice and blue. I think if it wasn't black and white, sorry, a bit too soon for Hindenburg jokes. Anyways, in conclusion, the Australian Government is kicking the can down the road on climate change, not setting targets and trying to sell us dirty and dangerous unproven technologies. But if you think we can't do any better than this one, maybe we should just have a little look across the ditch to see what's

Unknown Speaker  1:20:46   happened knows fossil fuel subsidies part of New Zealand's for action points, one price carbon to make climate related financial disclosures, mandatory three ind fossil fuel subsidies and for finance adaptation.

Unknown Speaker  1:21:06   Now that's a prime minister who can probably get a handshake.

Dan Ilic  1:21:15   fame is New Zealand appear to be doing a lot better than us in many circumstances. Why is that?

Unknown Speaker  1:21:25   Scott crazy thing to be famous for. She's got a green climate change minister. Like there's a there's an interesting example. Sorry to be the Ernest one sheet,

Dan Ilic  1:21:39   this is why you're here.

Unknown Speaker  1:21:40   I'll be really quick. All right, and then these guys can carry on. You've got I think, a very different political culture. It's not saturated with rupert murdoch publications. And you've got a green labour Alliance where people are actually decent to each other. They show up at each other's press conferences, they support each other. It's not perfect. There's plenty of problems there. But I just think that political culture is very different to hear

Lewis Hobba  1:22:01   that actually sounds like more of a fantasy than Lord of the Rings. From a New Zealand perspective, as well, yeah. And they get along, and they all live in holes. In the coalition there they have hobbits I've seen Oh, thank God. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  1:22:19   I think one of the big problems. And I'm not totally familiar with the New Zealand political climate at all, but I just think you can't steal from the Treasury and govern the country at the same time. It's like, one or the other. Right?

Dan Ilic  1:22:36   Make it's your turn. Give it a crack. Yeah, everyone McNab is rational. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  1:22:45   Hello, everybody. What we're doing, of course, is we're talking about climate change. And if you look at a lot of what we're saying is pretty negative. And you think, well, how can we have hope for the future? And so I'm just trying to lighten the mood a little bit by letting us understand how we can have hope for the future. And if you do need to, you need to be optimistic and you need to be positive. And if you want to learn lessons on optimism and positivity, look no further then the quality over leadership because they have turned optimism and positivity into an art form. Okay, because they don't they don't call it being bribed by the fossil fuel industry, do they? They call it a political donation. And they call it a natural transition from politics to the Board of Rio Tinto and Anglo American. I say that that's positivity, isn't it? They don't call it they don't call it they don't call it a colossal waste of taxpayers money on soon to be useless infrastructure that we don't actually need. See, now they call it a gasoline recovery. Right, that's positivity. That's optimism. And we need to take that onto ourselves as we move forward into the future because yeah, like climate change is happening and the planet's heating up, which is bad, but if you've ever watched your done your laundry on a 45 degree day it drives like that. That's positivity. That's like yes, the polar ice caps are melting. But that also creates more room to play footy and cricket. Okay, yes, the sea levels are rising, which is bad, but the more the seas rise, the less room there is for bushfires. So that's positivity, maybe too soon, as well as positivity Scott, this is what we're trying by. No, I think maybe we should lose the term bushfire because there is a lot of negative connotations attached to the word bushfire. I think maybe we should progress in future and we should just call it like free range barbecue. like seven houses will last in today's free range barbecue. Oh, They just got a little bit overexcited they didn't. That's nice. And and you know, like, they do say that. We were you know, though one in 100 year fire events are going to become more common and we're going to see them like one one in 184 events are going to happen every five or six years, which is not great. But on the positive side, it is an opportunity to get more volunteers and people contributing to their community. You know, we're looking at the positives I was evacuated on Ash Wednesday, on Black Saturday, I spent six hours patrolling my house doing our amber patrol. And you know, the 2019 20 fires, I inhaled a lot of smoke. And like, How lucky am I that I'm only 46 years old, but I've already been through three one in 100 fire year. And I'm only 46 I can feed hates Boring. Boring, you know, like if you saying that, you know insurance premiums for fire insurance are going up. It's too expensive to get fire insurance which you which is bad, but on the positive side that just encourages self sufficiency, doesn't it? Well, you know, pennies for insurance when you can have a fight and go might stick with me.

Dan Ilic  1:26:28   Make a promise should have warned you. Many of this crowd have recently been through an extremely traumatic event. I'm moving on from Yeah, moving on. I don't know if you I should

Unknown Speaker  1:26:40   have told you. I'm moving on from the fires. I've watched the news. I think I was evacuated last Wednesday. Climate change. Worst case scenario we need to be positive right. And we don't want to I don't think we should call it the total collapse of civilization as we know it. We should call it a digital detox. Like it's not going to be a brutal fight for survival in the toxic wasteland of a planet that we destroyed through greed and stupidity. Right It's an opportunity to learn new skills. Exactly like your spirit. Like if you just pick you out or you're sitting around the front that have you ever thought about killing someone

Unknown Speaker  1:27:34   while you get on board because like and just so everyone's aware, right? I am now going to talk about killing someone but I'm doing it in a sense of positivity. I don't want you to think it is murder. Right don't think of it as murder Think of it as resource management. Being positive because you never know there could be some climate change disaster could happen before we know that no one predicted like the the permafrost is melting, releasing methane into the air which could suddenly react with all the carbon dioxide and create a thick band of smoke around the entire planet blocking out all the light from the sun every living thing on earth smothering to death, humanity starving no Lauren order anymore, and it's just me and another dude. And a can of peaches. Don't say well, if I want to eat those peaches, I'm gonna have to kill this guy. When he comes at me with with a ninth or ninth century Viking battle axe that he's looted from the home of a mediaeval weapons enthusiast. But luckily, I've got my replica US Marine K bar combat knife. Okay, so he comes in swinging the axe, I duck under it, grab his arm and just jam that knife up under his ribs like real close. You look into his eyes. You just see that shock. He's like, Oh, he's got me. Give that knife a twist. You feel that hot spurt of blood run down your arm. This thing that's in his heart. He's dead. He goes limp, drops the axe and you're up close looking into his eyes just watching his soul start to leave his body. And then with his last dying breath, you guys,

Unknown Speaker  1:29:10   I just I just

Unknown Speaker  1:29:14   I just wanted to feed my daughter. Enjoy heaven decade. When you drop into the ground and your sheep that knife you grab that canopies you tear the top off and you're stuck with your bare hands. You're shovelling peaches in your starving mouth. You've got blood and peach juice just dribbling off your chin and you have never felt so alive.

Unknown Speaker  1:29:55   Obviously I haven't given that a lot of thought. It's a well, it's just something that popped into my head when I was trying to be optimistic about the future.

Dan Ilic  1:30:16   How do you folks stay optimistic about the future? How do you keep your optimism going? where we are right now? I mean, Gabby, maybe I'll start with you, your, your 25 year young person when I wants to be optimistic? Oh, you know, I'm alive. We're here. Well, we're not when I was 25, I started my journey in terms of kind of climate action and trying to try to make the world a better place. How do you feel about it? Like, how do young people keep up?

Gabbi Bolt  1:30:38   I feel like, well, if we're talking about my very sheltered bubble of social awareness, we laugh at anything, that's crap. And that tends to just work. It doesn't. So we just laugh at terrible, terrible things.

Lewis Hobba  1:30:54   I think it's always good to keep in mind when I'm in a low point about the future of the world. And even though the current of the world is to remember that eventually, all people will die. And they are the ones who are really responsible. And that's what that's what helps me sleep at night is knowing that my grandparents are already gone, and thank God. They will never they'll never have to experience what you might have to experience. Yeah, no, my sweet grandparents who I loved but who are gone will never have to say the horrible things that I'll say my future. Yeah, yeah, I stay optimistic. Yeah, I think we've fulfilled the assignment

Unknown Speaker  1:31:31   that, you know, I think one cause for optimism, from my point of view is that as a 46 year old, I've really had the best years that I could possibly have. And whatever happens now is just done a bit. You know, I've lived a good life up

Dan Ilic  1:31:47   to now it's all peaches from Hey, mate. Can I get the vaccine then if you don't want it? I actually know I want to go back to Bali, at least one. So I'll be taking.

Gabby, the budget was about four weeks ago. And in that time, you've had time to process who the winners and the losers are?

Gabbi Bolt  1:32:14   Yeah. That's the preamble. We wrote because I wrote some a month ago. Yeah, I mean, look, there are real. No, there are no, there are some winners in the budget. I don't know if any of them are in this room. Or in this state, except for Parliament House. But I've written a song about our views in the budget. I wrote it for a little gang called the chaser who now pay me to be stupid. This This song is about the budget. everyone's favourite subject to sing about. I don't care what's in the budget. Because Murdoch says it's fine. The sky said battlers loved it. And so did Channel Nine. It's my fault that I'm unemployed. So now all my time is free. Everyone's a winner. I'll accept the AVC sorry, Louis. Murdoch back the budget. That's all I need to hear. I can relax and turn my brain off watch the footy with a beat. The country's bouncing back today. There's no way we could fail. Unless you've come from India, then you can go to jail. There's money for our billionaires because they're so oppressed. But if you're on job seeker, then they'll send you Robo debt and forget funding inquiries into indigenous dance. But I do hear that there's cash involved towards some come proof desks.

Dan Ilic  1:33:48   That one was wrong. We're lucky I guess I just remembered we're in a council chambers.

Gabbi Bolt  1:33:53   Clean your surfaces everyone clean your surfaces. Were lucky in this country. We survived the COVID plague and our budget will reflect the sensible changes that were made. So you do not get to whinge and whine about what is being paid. Unless you're over 35 or prefer your grandparents alive or if you're in public education or a victim of house rental inflation or if you want churches to pay tax little one day get a Pfizer vaccine in the healthcare sector award effector or in the centre link online. Don't worry, because Murdoch says it's fine. Yeah. Thanks. I apologise for the come desktop.

Dan Ilic  1:34:40   Our next guest has worked at the highest levels at the Australian Parliament striving for climate justice. Now he's just one of you, you know, living and working in eurobodalla Shire. Despite his name being Scott, he's here for the long haul. It's Scott.

Scott, do you um, do you It shouldn't be a name. Have you considered calling yourself scout lard? Really? We just said that okay, no. What's your next question? I know you moved here in 2018. Has anything major happened since that time? pretty quiet? No. Was it like you know packing you packed up your life in person you move to this place. Why did you choose this area to move to? I,

Unknown Speaker  1:35:26   it reminds me that Southwest TWA. And actually, it reminds me a little bit of Taranaki and New Zealand, dairy country and misty and gorgeous. But I came here more or less at random to write a book, little writer's retreat a couple of years ago, and just had all my stuff moved over. And so now you're stuck with me? Oh, that's okay.

Dan Ilic  1:35:43   And so were you here during 2019 2020?

Unknown Speaker  1:35:46   Not here, here. But out the back of tobacco that 20 Kay's from tobacco. Wow, the little town that we are so very proud of where that footage was mostly taken.

Dan Ilic  1:35:55   Do you know a few of those people in those clips? A little bit? Yes. But the whole country knows them now. What are those folks like what you know, the people in those clips? Like I think

Unknown Speaker  1:36:05   it's a it's a very down to earth place. It's surprisingly it. I mean, it's this beautiful kind of crossover of Palmer and prayer prayer flags. This whole district is just really interesting, culturally crossover country.

Dan Ilic  1:36:17   Yeah, yeah. When you were going through the bushfires, like how did you What was your story at that time, like how what happened here

Unknown Speaker  1:36:25   are supposed to be so many buddy stories in just in this room. So as probably not super special. But we were awoken about 4:35am, New Year's Eve 2019. And just evacuated as quick as we could get out of our place and sheltered in the Roma for a couple of days and spent the next six weeks I suspect, like many people down here, just dodging fires. So we evacuated four times as and ended up with the thing around us on three sides as terrifying.

Dan Ilic  1:36:55   As someone who's being part of the most powerful force in Australia. Well, not necessarily in government, but someone who's been in power. And I didn't know, you know, I missed that whole chapter of my life. Did you expect when when you're going through that thing to do that moment Did you expect are in a moment, the federal government is going to do something and we'll be looked after,

Unknown Speaker  1:37:20   we were all hoping that Morrison would helicopter in and try and shake people's hands. That's what everybody in this district was really hoping would happen. A

Dan Ilic  1:37:31   couple of people were laughing I see him

Unknown Speaker  1:37:34   harshly judging Morrison because we've since found out that he wasn't actually shaking hands. He was laying on hands and healing people with prayer. And I think if we'd known that at the time, it would have made all the difference. Not at all creepy or weird. For you.

Dan Ilic  1:37:48   What was the biggest disconnect of that moment? For a few who's you know, you've been part of Parliament, really? And you're in this moment? Did you? What What were you going through in your head

Unknown Speaker  1:38:00   disconnect is that people have been predicting this for at least 20 years, Ross Garner wrote a thing, 20 years or 15 years ago saying by the 2020s will be observing this, this is going to be a reality. So the disconnect is that we have seen this thing coming. And it's hard to pretend to be surprised. It's like being surprised by a snail creeping up on you. You know, we've seen this thing coming for an awfully long time. And now it's here.

Dan Ilic  1:38:25   Yeah. When you saw you were living through the experience of this government's inaction. What surprised you most about that moment?

Unknown Speaker  1:38:38   I was surprised they were so utterly flat footed, like before, he remember that rancid little TV ad that they put out with him kind of striding back in with the army and they've ripped a bunch of money out of disability funding, and suddenly there's going to be cash everywhere. I felt like for a unit that is basically completely in hock to the coal and gas industry, and that people have been predicting this is going to happen for decades that they would have been a little bit more prepared and at least had their lines straight. But they had absolutely no idea what to do at the guys in Hawaii. Do you have something funny to say?

Dan Ilic  1:39:09   No, no, no. I asked you Scott. You shouldn't feel like you need to be terrifying.

Lewis Hobba  1:39:15   I promise I'm not here to hurt you. Scott. was really hoping you could lighten the mood. Yeah, no. And I was wondering is yeah that's how the people came to say a fight. No, I was wondering if you knew Scott Morrison personally because you don't know him personally. Because it's so strange to me because I felt like we the previous Prime Ministers even though I have disagreed with them. I have been out ago I can see why you wanted this job. I cannot understand why the fuck he wants this job. Like, do you have any insight as to why he actually wants to be prime minister doesn't seem to have any joy from it means any sort of direction for it that he's

Unknown Speaker  1:39:54   doing God's work. He was called to it by God. Sounds Mantega. It sounds man. But that's why why

Lewis Hobba  1:40:02   do you think that's that's legitimately? Because now that he's been cold? Is he waiting for like the next coal to tell him what to do? Like? What's going on?

Dan Ilic  1:40:11   to manage your timezone? I think that would be a more appropriate job for flashing lights.

Unknown Speaker  1:40:20   No, nothing, you would ask the same question, why does this bag of custard want to be the Prime Minister? Even the religious thing doesn't quite land, like is that really his caper? Because he's doing a shit job even at that. Get him.

Dan Ilic  1:40:38   So when when the when the feds didn't turn up, and then people were left to their own devices. What did you say that

Unknown Speaker  1:40:44   was people helped each other people. People lend each other generators, people were hooning, around in Utah, putting spot fires out people just bought us food. They were folk coming out of bermagui, who were just doing enormous stuff in this big kitchen, and then just shuttling it out to where people needed it. Water got delivered. So it's all the mutual aid stuff, all the beautiful bottom up stuff was what actually happened.

Dan Ilic  1:41:10   Does it surprise you that there's no kind of support for those kind of groups, even if the government's gonna outsource this sort of support to these grassroots groups? How have you been to support these groups?

Unknown Speaker  1:41:22   There's a little bit landing now. And I think some of some of that stuff is getting a small amount institutional backing, but it's, you know, came too late, obviously, for last year. The main thing if we can learn anything from last year is that the kind of groups doing that incredible stuff do get backed up and supported.

Dan Ilic  1:41:39   We've seen stories over the last six months about this notional $2 billion and half of it being delivered war where is the winner? No Show of hands who got some of the $2 billion buddy for the podcast listener. There is a person with their hand up how much should you get? Red Cross for a really really good Red Cross for good people. And Salvation

Unknown Speaker  1:42:10   Army and they've put money the Red Cross in put me into the actual pods and the government is supposed to hire for we had signed over $10,000 Red Cross money the government

Dan Ilic  1:42:28   Wow. Wow. So that was that that's a charity plugging the get with a government fell down.

Unknown Speaker  1:42:33   There was a lot of that. Yeah, institutional charities but also just these networks of people who just had to do what needed to be done.

Dan Ilic  1:42:41   God, it's um, anyone else got stories of this? They want to share this moment of kind of?

Lewis Hobba  1:42:50   That's what you're here for. Scott tell a joke.

Dan Ilic  1:42:53   Well, Scott, plugging the incongruity of the Australian voter, after seeing whatever everything we've gone through, and seeing how labour doesn't really have a Climate Action Plan themselves, how does the Australian voter heading into election season how should they vote to see meaningful climate action?

Unknown Speaker  1:43:18   I'd say don't wait till elections roll around. I reckon that's the first mistake that we're going to make. If we hang around until an election at the time of Scott Morrison's choosing, like we just we lose another. I don't know what six to 12 months of waiting around tapping our toes, it's time to riot, like it's actually time to take a bit of power back.

Lewis Hobba  1:43:41   This is the opinion of former senator Scott Ludlam. Yeah. As a as an employee of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, distanced myself from the riot against the government comments. But I support Scott's ability to say that

Dan Ilic  1:43:58   that's real courage. Yeah, that's what they've been

Lewis Hobba  1:44:03   fucking suing us every week. Give me a break.

Dan Ilic  1:44:08   So with with when we say don't wait another six months, what what do you mean by that?

Scott Ludlam  1:44:14   There was some really courageous crew up on the roof of Andrew constancies office earlier in this week. There are school strikers in his town who've been rebelling for at least two years that I'm aware of like a really courageous crew. There's extinction rebellion chapter just flared up here and that has got a long way to run. I'm not saying like when the election comes around, check and see who's paying their bills don't vote for people who are cashing checks from Santos and the resources sector. That part's really simple, but we simply cannot wait for long enough for elections to come around. And there's so much beautiful stuff going on like in this district. Big Cheese not even as a joke or as a punchline are talking about circular economy right across the whole valley, like in a serious way. Just spend a couple hours reading this stuff. They're not fooling around. Yeah, like, if government is way, way back and the community's ready and businesses ready, then let's just get on with it and not wait for these clowns.

Dan Ilic  1:45:10   We are the leaders. Right.

Well, Scott, thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear welcome. Sorry, I was so earnest the thinking you know, that's, that's the, that's the job of this section. Just to top off your earnestness where we have a lot of Patreon supporters. So to fund the show, we've got a few in our front row here tonight, which is great. We're gonna be giving half of our Patreon tonight to the Women's Resource Centre, Baga. And the and the other half. We're gonna be giving the other half to the extinction rebellion legal fund. So that's about that, you know, that's, that's some good money going their way. So hopefully, hopefully, it's not exactly

Lewis Hobba  1:46:00   they can commit some more crime

Dan Ilic  1:46:02   is to pay their legal bills and their legal bills. Well, thank you very much. God loves

Unknown Speaker  1:46:09   a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  1:46:15   Now, Gabby, it's become evident that Scott is finding it difficult to show any kind of leadership and when he does, there's always someone behind the scenes who is incredibly powerful in his ear.

Gabbi Bolt  1:46:25   Yeah, I'm actually I was a bit of a fly on the wall recently at a parliamentary karaoke party. And he actually he got up to sing quite a bit of an elton john banger, actually, but it wasn't quite the lyricism that I was like, everyone kind of does things that like he actually sing the lyrics quite well. So I thought I'd just reenact what I heard that fateful evening at the parliament Terry

Lewis Hobba  1:46:59   Great, well, he Gabby, I'm really gonna have to actually host the party now. Any open phones? Good.

Gabbi Bolt  1:47:17   Hey, kids, learn from my empathy consultant. Turns out all that I have to say is I find these guys repulsive. I won't say a thing about how I will propose real change. But if I tried to cry, maybe no one will notice anything strange. Cuz I stand up for women when they need me, but are only the ones I like to January and the girls on the road, so my relatives could really even do I haven't name names. I mean, I'm not to blame. I couldn't have suffered testers right. But I didn't want to know why. Just Jenny and the girls. We can sing in this venue. Good. Well, then we'll write little karaoke over are ready. You know what to do?

Dan Ilic  1:48:40   expressional Thank you very much. irrational. guest tonight, Dylan, Bain and Gabby Bo Lewis, Tama MC Devin, Scotland them. I'm Daniel, it's me. Thanks to ride Mike's the Bertha foundation Patreon supporters Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Goodnight. That's it. How good was that to live shows all in one podcast. Don't say we don't give you anything for nothing, because we give you lots for nothing. Speaking of that, if you want to pay for some of the stuff you're getting for free, please jump to our Patreon patreon.com forward slash irrational fear. We need all the help we can get. We're almost off the end of our Bertha fellowship money, which means we're going to be desperate for more Patreon supporters to support the podcast. So if you want us to keep making podcasts and meet keep making funny memes to keep making sketches online, please go to patreon.com forward slash irrational fears getting more important because we've got the election coming up. You know someone's going to do it. Please hit us up patreon.com forward slash a rational fear. Also, I want to say a big shout out to Jacob brown on the tepanyaki timeline, who smashed this best bits of these two shows together. Despite Having COVID-19 Yep, absolutely champion if it very sick boy but managed to pull it off. So thank you, Jacob round. Really appreciate it. He's a bigger boy and he couldn't even come to our show in Baga which was an absolute shame. We would have loved to laugh with him there but his mom came. And that was good enough. It was like it was like having it was like I was gonna say I was like having close relative of Jacob brown there, but that's exactly what it was like. Anyway, thanks very much. Until next week, doesn't we suddenly be scared off goodbye.

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Once a month on the A Rational Fear podcast feed with publish a Greatest Moral Podcast Of Our Generation podcast. These are long-form chats with climate leaders from all walks of life. This month I bring you two conversations with a couple of comedians whose work and energy around climate justice has inspired me for years.

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Linh Do and I also chat with energy journalist and fellow Bertha Fellow, Antonia Juhasz about the Dutch Court ruling that Shell must cut their emissions to meet the Paris Agreement targets, and how shareholders of Chevron and Exxon are forcing those companies to reckon with their own carbon footprint.

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Rod dedicated the last couple of decades to doing comedy about climate change . He is the guy who inspired me to start A Rational Fear as a vehicle to bring more people to the topic of climate change in an accessible way. The conversation with Rod Quantock is a little …. depressing but it’s worth hearing his point of view as a guy who has been active in this space for a long time…and is tired.

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Dan Ilic  0:00   Hello, hello. We've got two great interviews for you today Giordano from the juice media and also rod contact. But before we do that, I just want to acknowledge I'm on gadigal land in the eora nation,

Linh Do  0:10   and I'm on the lands of the war Andriy people of the Kulin nation.

Dan Ilic  0:14   All right, let's kick it off with the climate news despite

Unknown Speaker  0:17   global warming, or rational fear is adding a little more hot air with long form discussions with climate leaders. Good. This is called Don't be afraid the heat waves and droughts greatest mass extinction tomorrow we're facing a manmade disaster podcast, climate criminals

Unknown Speaker  0:43   ration all of this with global warming and a lot of it's a hoax. But write a small podcast about generation for short,

Dan Ilic  0:54   now listen, before we get straight into the climate news, I want to let everybody know that we are doing live shows in Newcastle in Vegas for a rational fear we're also going to Melbourne but a little bit later on. We are performing June five in Newcastle where we'll have James panda from semi j cursed and dries out from reputation rehab in Hungary based Louis harbour or so from Triple J. It's basically people used to be on hungry based it's gonna be a base mini reunion. It's gonna be fantastic. And also James benders from the Rodney John's half hour adult TV show that I still do on channel 10. Also, we've got Georgina Woods who is from lock the gate, and DJ diabolical from news fighters. It's going to be fast, funny, it's going to be like q&a on crack. We're going to be talking a lot about the hunter. So if you are in New Castle and you want to come along, please do. It's going to be great. We've released tickets have already started to sell. I think we've sold 20 or 30 tickets already amazing. Yeah. And we are trying to work out also workshop that you can be at Lynn where we do some kind of digital main workshop where we can teach people how to make names on the internet.

Linh Do  2:03   It's gonna be hard, it's gonna be this funny thing where we're meeting offline in real life in person. things on the internet. This is how all right digital activism starts. It's actually not on the internet. So get excited and get tickets.

Dan Ilic  2:16   So yeah, do follow a rational fee on all the social medias and we'll let you know when that workshops gonna be but during five at the Newcastle Civic Theatre, get your tickets details are in the show notes. All right, huge week in a climate news this week, we could talk a bit about bravest losing their water licence to to create the Galilee coal mine, which is pretty funny. You know, it's very, it's good comedy to say these guys going ahead creating a coal mine. But we weren't because something has wiped that off the slate. And we are very lucky to be joined by Antonia yuhas, fellow Berta fellow to talk to us through some of the biggest news happening in climate probably ever.

Linh Do  2:55   Antonia, thanks for joining us. We just woke up to this excellent news. But tell us more Spain. Good bad, what's awake? Is the fossil fuel industry being having?

Unknown Speaker  3:04   No I'd say it's been a really, really knock their heads together, run over them with a tractor drag them behind the wheel of the car kind of kind of kind of weak,

Dan Ilic  3:18   dragged him behind the wheel of an electric car, probably a new f150 lightning maybe.

Unknown Speaker  3:25   Now I think they're gonna I think it's like data behind a car that's puffing out a whole lot of polluting exhausts that make them suck it in or making the rest of us do it and hold them accountable before it kind of we

Dan Ilic  3:38   all right, and now we've had a couple of huge rulings by shareholders and by court. Let's walk us through just quickly. What First of all, let's start off with shell in the Netherlands. Shell is being forced to slash its pollution by a Dutch court.

Unknown Speaker  3:51   It's a massive ruling. So the Court upheld that companies have a requirement under the Paris Climate accord to essentially meet the standards of the Paris Climate accord and that it runs contrary to the guaranteed human rights guaranteed to European citizens, for Shell to destroy the climate. And so shell must change its practices so that it doesn't destroy the climate and the ruling order the company to nearly have so by 40% cut its emissions across its entire supply chain its entire chain production chain within less than 10 years so by 2030 45% cut in emissions from counting not only its own production and exploration and refining and transporting of oil and natural gas, but also what its suppliers contribute to emissions and what its consumers contribute to emissions. When So we're talking scope one, scope two, scope

Dan Ilic  5:02   three, the whole thing. Indeed, wow, that's such a cool thing. Like, it's so incredible that this this fossil fuel giant is kind of being pulled together like this by a regulatory body. And I guess the Netherlands is so progressive in places like in kind of areas like this, or like, how do they get to this point of kind of forcing shell to do this,

Unknown Speaker  5:23   they're saying that in signing the Paris Climate accord, nations have created essentially have agreed on a moral norm. And that moral norm is that the world cannot be warmed beyond 1.5 degrees Celsius. And that not only our governments accountable to that norm, but with this ruling, so to our companies, so that there isn't, there isn't an international body that exists to regulate multinational corporations. And that's what the what the court is also saying is, it is the obligation of the company to adhere to the norms of its home government. And the agreements that that government has signed, including the Paris Climate accord, and including human rights accords, under the European Union, for the case of shell and the Netherlands.

Dan Ilic  6:15   This sounds like it's gonna be a great day for Australian corporates, I can see shell moving their headquarters to Canberra, where Australia will provide sanctuary for companies like shell to keep the learning at the current levels.

Unknown Speaker  6:30   I mean, it I wonder if that would solve the problem. Certainly what would not solve shells problem is to move its operations from one place to another. So for example, the courts really clear that wherever the cuts come from, Shell has to achieve a 45% reduction. So if shell moved all of its operations to Australia, it would still have to meet this obligation. I have no idea what would happen if it moved its headquarters.

Dan Ilic  7:03   Also, let's talk about Exxon and Chevron quickly, as someone who's covered this space, how you feeling about shareholders kind of holding these two companies to account this week,

Unknown Speaker  7:12   all three events happened with Exxon's annual shareholder meeting, Chevron's annual shareholder meeting shells, court ruling all happened on Wednesday, May 26 2021, it's a day that's going to go down in infamy for these for these oil companies. Shareholders at Exxon got two seats on the board, for activist shareholders that want to force the company to act to be more aggressive on climate and to address the climate, to do anything on the climate. And over at Chevron shareholders force the company to have a much more aggressive accounting on how its emissions impact for climate and to try and reduce those emissions.

Dan Ilic  7:52   I see you as someone who's covered this energy space for ever, how do you feel about a day like this? And what does it mean to you?

Unknown Speaker  8:00   It's a day of reckoning for the oil industry, it's saying I, you're going to have to shrink your footprint that the climate crisis is real, it's been accepted, there are costs associated that people across the spectrum are not going to take so they're not going to accept any longer. And that's those impacted by the harms. That's investors, that's policymakers that financers finance years. So that it's it's a it's a statement from everyone who suffers the consequences of these of the company's continued continuing to operate, without any concern for their impact on the climate or unwillingness to respond to their own knowledge about their harms on the climate that will not be accepted anymore, that the costs are too high. However, when measures the word cost,

Dan Ilic  9:00   yeah, and environmentally, socially, financially. It's so fascinating to see how the world is moving to this direction. But there are a few rogue states like Australia who are still accounting for emissions in a way that is only financial and can't, can't measure this for long term strategy for long term value creation. And it's so disheartening, being in this country to see the leadership of our country not even considering this not even blinking, putting in more gas when the rest of the world is getting out rapidly.

Unknown Speaker  9:30   That's the thing is like talk about rogue actors. There's no more rogue actor than Exxon, there's almost no more rogue actor than Chevron. There's almost no more rogue actor than show. And what each of these events is is an attempt to say well, you may want to be robot but we're gonna hold you to account so for example, this is basically trying to get at it from from every angle so if the view late you then the court will hold the company to account if The courts and the governments will hold the company to account then the shareholders. Well, if the shareholders won't, then the lenders will if the lenders won't, then you know, like, and that's what's happening is that basically, you know, this has been building over decades of organising and activism and demands to try and get at this problem at every single way, because you're talking about the world's most powerful and wealthy wherever they used to be companies, and the world's most powerful and wealthy countries, which are many of which if they remain, if they if they continue to tie themselves to fossil fuels, they won't be either. So the companies are no longer the most powerful companies when I used to write about when I wrote my book, the tyranny of oil, the world's most powerful industry and what we must do to stop it in 2008, it was the world's most powerful industry. It's not today. Yeah, it's not the case anymore. And that is going to happen to the governments too.

Linh Do  10:54   So I guess I tried to do the other thing that for me kept coming up with all of this really great news overnight is like sprint One, two and three emissions. Do you mind just like telling us? What aspect three missions for listeners that might not be aware?

Antonia Juhasz  11:06   Oh, I hope I can. So let's say scope. Creep missions are the emissions that are burned by the consumers of fossil fuels. So those are the emissions that come when we drive our cars and aeroplanes fly. And companies have tried to say that that's not their responsibility. It's they've used the argument that tobacco companies use, which was, well, we know that our product is harmful, and we know that it hurts people. But if you want to drive it and you want to fly it, then that's your fault.

Linh Do  11:36   Like it's an argument that the NRA has used a lot as well, right. It's not guns that kill people. It's the people that use the guns. And I think fossil fuel companies have definitely gotten away with that, too. People just find the coal. I mean, how widmet responsibility Campbell,

Unknown Speaker  11:53   exactly. And similarly misled the public about the content, what they knew to be the consequences of that consumption, right. So the companies knew the consequences of that consumption decades ago. And that's part of the shell case that that the plaintiffs are arguing is that shelah has known for decades, the harms of this of consumption of its product, and helped mislead the public about that and did not act accordingly on that information. And so it also is part of similar to the tobacco argument is that consumers actually didn't know it. They were misled about what the harms would be about consumption. And now the companies with the shell ruling are being told, actually, you have to account for that, for that consumption. And also, that's what Chevron is saying it what its shareholders are saying to the company is we're going to require you to account for that consumption as well.

Dan Ilic  12:46   Thank you. And Tony, you has fellow Berta fellow. Thank you, Lynn and Dan, looking at? Look, I think that's enough common use, but there's what I want to leave you with one other singling? You know, our minister for emissions reduction, Angus Taylor. He favoured, he was asked on three a W by Neil Mitchell. If he drives an electric car. What do you think his answer was?

Linh Do  13:07   I mean, even though you think you've been his job description, he probably walked around the answer and told us all something a little bit depressing. It's not that he's riding his bike everywhere, but he's driving a guzzler

Dan Ilic  13:18   that he made it absolutely clear. And he said, I am not driving an electric car as if he's never going to drive an electric car.

Linh Do  13:26   He's just waiting for self driving cars that maybe that's what he meant, you know, if we give him like the smallest molecule of DNA.

Dan Ilic  13:32   Yeah, he says I live in regional New South Wales and drive us to huge distances every year 60 or 70,000 kilometres, so I need something that can handle hard roads and distances. He drives a Ford Everest, which is a five cylinder car which pumps out 225 grammes of co2 equivalent per kilometre. That's a can of coke of co2. Every kilometre Angus is putting 70,000 cans of coke worth of co2 in the air every year. This what the Minister for emissions reductions should be doing is offsetting. He's just putting a gas plant physics 100 million dollars where there's no money to be found. Also, he did this on the same day, he kind of came out on the same day that Joe Biden was riding around in a brand new Ford f150 light being Ford's brand new electric ute, the biggest truck in America, the most popular car in America. Joe Biden launched it with Ford last week and just the optics at the same time, Angus guy No, I'm not gonna there's no way I'm gonna drive an electric car that said Joe Biden guy here is the most masculine electric car you could possibly get today.

Linh Do  14:44   Here I am driving it and I don't know for any of our listeners who have been to the US obviously pre pandemic times, but they cause a way bigger than any of our cars. You know, like these are huge monsters if we can make one of those vehicles electric. Pretty sure I guess Taylor might be eating his words. Very saved from breakfast.

Dan Ilic  15:01   That's it for the climate news. We've got two super great interviews for you today. First of all we've got Giordano from the juice media. If you don't know the juice media here is some of their work. Hello,

Unknown Speaker  15:11   I'm from the government with an important message as we enter the third decade of the 21st century things are going fine overall, the Amazon is fine half of Africa is fine. So is the Arctic Indonesia angry even Greenland's on fucking fire? I mean, fine. Scientists have coined a new term for this stage of climate change were entering with but unlike the previous stage, which climate scientists called listen to us, or we might be fucked, where fact is happening and in your lifetime. This is thanks to us wasting decades, pis farting around at climate summits with non binding emission target while handing up subsidies to climate criminals attracting renewables, and generally not giving a shit that rising co2 levels are about to trigger what scientists call feedback loops. a feedback loop is the scientific term for when a species uses its own ignorance to screw itself and everything else around it so hard that its own planet tells it to get foe some people are already experiencing where facts such as these Pacific nations facing rising sea level who recently back to Australia to please stop burning coal to which Australia responded get fat,

Dan Ilic  16:18   really funny stuff. always makes me laugh juice media stuff has so much cut through would you say Lynne?

Linh Do  16:25   Yes. And every time I see it on, you know, like, scrolling through social media. I always think it's sort of real. And so I was like, No, no, no, no, no, no. There's some genius behind this. It is satire, because it's just so on point with whatever's topical. At that moment in time,

Dan Ilic  16:39   Joe, Joe and juice media have long been champion climate conversations through the comedy they make on their channel. Another person who has been champion climate conversations is a legend called rod Quantock strain comedian been around forever. I did a panel with him in 2008. And I remember him saying something well, I'm throwing out all of my material and just focusing on climate because there's nothing else to talk about. And I thought, Oh, my God, that's incredible. That's, that's so interesting. And that's almost that's probably why I started a rational fear. So I should let you know that rods conversation is a little more depressing.

Linh Do  17:18   So it's very sober about the reality and the facts. And you know, I guess it comes with working on something for well over a decade. But um, when he wants to cracking jokes, still funny. But yeah, this work is not easy. And I think we need to just give people at times the space to feel all their emotions.

Dan Ilic  17:33   Exactly. So you can feel despair, which is an emotion with radcot.

Unknown Speaker  17:38   You're listening to the greatest moral podcast about generation

Dan Ilic  17:44   jordanna. Welcome to the greatest model podcast of our generation. Awesome to be here. Thanks, Dan. Does that feel too weighty a weighty title on your shoulders to be part of the greatest moral podcast in my generation? It definitely yes. But I'll do my best to live up to date an absolute fan of your work for a decade. Ever since the early juice wrap news days. It's so it's so thrilling to kind of see you grow and blow up and ultimately become self sustaining. And I, you know, I don't know how you feel about this word, very successful. But it's a thrill to kind of sit down with you and talk through your work and talk through your process for what is essentially enlightening the world in a in a funny way. Oh, man, I appreciate that. That's very, that's very kind. Thanks. First of all, you are a historian. How does your background as historian inform your comedy? Do you think?

Unknown Speaker  18:46   I mean, you know, I, whenever people ask me these kind of questions, I don't know how sort of beep to go. And, and sometimes I ask myself these questions as well. Or I think, you know, the simplest way of, of answering is that studying history really kind of like makes you think, what are some of the big picture frameworks that you have to apply because whenever you talk about history, it's really important to sort of put it in put things in context, you know, of the, of the of the of the year, the year, in the decade during the century, and then ultimately, humanity in this whole journey that we're on. And so that's studying history has really helped me to kind of like, juggle all of those perspectives to think about the really big timescales, and also the very small timescales, because that's where it really gets exciting when you can bring those two things together. Yeah. And then you go click, oh, my God, this is where we're at, oh, my God, I didn't know. And a lot comes from that feeling of, oh, wow, we're living in a really historic time. You know, when people say that, we've got a saying that I often invoke, history is happening. Meaning, you know, history isn't something that's just in the past. It's something we're living through right now. It's just that we don't see it. We just think our history is something in the past and right now is the present. But, you know, in a decade from now, people will look back and see this as as history and so, well, what are we going to do about that? What kind of history do we want to leave for people in the future, so I often often don't think of myself as a historian that looks at the past but a historian that looks at ourselves from the future,

Dan Ilic  20:05   though that's, that's kind of that's exactly kind of what I was thinking about when I was thinking about your work. Your work is so detailed, and it's filled with minutiae. And I wonder, what will historians think about the work you've created? You know, 30 years time? Do you ever think about that? Do you feel like do you feel like you're, you're, you're almost like breadcrumbs for future historians to kind of understand this time better?

Unknown Speaker  20:27   I don't know. I've never thought of it that way. But, you know, I think future historians will have so many fucking bread crumbs. You know, I just I really pity future historians because, you know, with the, with the arrival of the internet and social media, I mean, like, how do you even keep track of the archives of the future will be shit shows.

Dan Ilic  20:48   Future historian coming across q anon and trying to understand why Q and S Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  20:51   no, and then trying to go through H n forums. And yeah, yeah. It's Yeah,

Dan Ilic  20:57   tell me jordanna what is shit fuckery.

Unknown Speaker  21:02   Should fuckery is is a word that kind of, I don't know, materialised itself. I don't even remember when. Because I think I was just trying to search for a word that kind of tried to even get close to the level of corruption, ineptitude, arrogance, fucking betrayal of basic, you know, morality and human rights that this government upholds on a daily basis here in Australia. And that word just came to me, you know, as in, you know, sort of a vision. It was like, yeah, that kind of gets pretty close to it. And I don't think when I first used it in one of our honest government ads, I thought it was anything special, but people really kind of latched on to and went, Wow. Yes, that's what it is, you know. And so I was like, Okay, I'll keep using it. And now it's become like a something of a sort of something that people will associate with us quite a bit with the honest government ads that

Dan Ilic  21:50   not only you I have seen it now sprinkled through the Zeitgeist. Yeah. Have you seen it leak out outside of the media world?

Unknown Speaker  21:57   Yeah. Occasionally, I see a pop up that someone had a sign at the march for justice in Canberra. They added campy should fuckery in front of it, which I thought was very nice addition. kudos to them. But yeah, every now and then I see it pop up. Yeah. Yeah, some people wear wear the T shirt, they go through customs or arrive in Australia, we're in the department of shit fuckery Petia, which I think and then they post that on Twitter, which I think is quite brave. And you know, so every now and then I'd say coming up, which is nice. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  22:23   I find this time we're in is really interesting, because we're at a pretty crucial time in history and human history in that. I think there's enormous humour about how we are not dealing with climate change. But it's incredibly sad at the same time. In Video, historic historian hat, aren't they? How do you think future generations will feel about the kind of delay we're having right now on climate action?

Unknown Speaker  22:48   Yeah, I think it's gonna be brutal. Yeah, I think it's really, it's going to be, it's going to be horrible, the, you know, the, the way that the weight of his that history is going to put on our generation, collectively. And, you know, I know that, you know, some people say, yes, we're, you know, we're, we're, we're doing something and we're saying, and we'll speaking up and everything, but, but collectively, you know, the graters of the future are going to be they're all going to be greater than the future. They're all going to be stuff with us. And rightly so. I mean, that is one of the reasons that I think, you know, we talk about climate so much is, is that feeling of nausea? Really, that comes with Oh my God, is this really fucking happening? are we really doing this, like, This can't be happening, and I already feel angry. And so many people feel angry today. So I can only imagine how that will be amplified in the future. If we don't at this point, now, take a different path. Because Okay, you could say that 10 years ago, there was still you know, uncertainty, blah, blah, blah, all that sort of stuff. And, you know, we we gave the deniers so many opportunities to really sort of prove that the point that you know, there wasn't a need to act urgently. And now now now that's No, we've done it. We've wasted those decades. Okay. But now we're really have to fucking do it. And we're still not because mainly because of, of the government that we have. I mean, so many sectors of Australian society, the market industry, business people, entrepreneurs are just moving ahead. They're saying, fuck it, let's just do it. And the rest of the world is doing it as well. We're literally becoming a Lego just getting to the point where it's, it's not even funny anymore. It's actually pathetic. It's

Dan Ilic  24:18   pathetic, and it's demoralising. And, you know, to hear these government delay tactics at the federal level so blatant, like coming out and saying stuff like, you know, the guy. Oh, yeah. Well, we now we know it's real. We know we would got to do something about it. But we're going to do it with technology. Oh, and the technology is not there yet. But it will be soon. So just give us another few decades of using fossil fuels.

Unknown Speaker  24:42   Yeah. I mean, there's that element of it that that is just on its own is already fucking irritating. But then there's the other flip side of it is that there are so many opportunities that we could be embracing right now which could absolutely secure the future of of Australian manufacturing. jobs, which in turn then spills into society and our education, healthcare, or are these sort of things which could be powered by Australia becoming a renewable energy superpower, we everything is laid out in front of us. I've just been reading Ross ganas book superpower, which I really recommend, actually, I'd want to talk about it a bit more in some of the podcasts coming up. And it's just heartbreaking. The opportunity is that we're not taking which could be benefiting Australia so much, especially rural and country, Australia, which ironically, was where so many of the Liberal Party or liberal National Party seems to win a lot of seats. So it does, you know, it's it blows your mind anyway.

Dan Ilic  25:37   Can you remember the first time you took notice of climate change or the lack of climate action as an issue that you're really passionate about? You want to communicate through through juice?

Unknown Speaker  25:47   I'm all it was before juice. I think we started the juice me to channel 20,008. I think for me, it was when I was an undergrad uni student at GW a and I heard David Suzuki came and Kevin talk. He spoke at Winthrop Hall and he gave this amazing talk, which was quite a catalyst and a turning point. And then I had a lecturer at uni who was who introduced me to sort of on the sly, gave me books and said, I'll have you read. He was actually a South African. And he said, You've got some really great writers here. But you know, they're not very celebrated here. So he gave me a book by john Pilcher, he gave me a book hidden then a couple of others. He gave me the Gaia theory by James Lovelock. He was a bit of any sort of revolutionary kind of lecturer that kind of tried to radicalise he did you know, he really look at your say, exactly. It's all his faults. And those are kind of some of the texts that, you know, I read when I was quite young, probably 1617. And that kind of really imprinted on me that that issue being being of urgency? I don't know, I've just yeah, it's just been a constant theme, really. And then when we started juice in 2008, and retinues, in 2009, I think one of the first episodes we had was about climate. So it was really, very, pretty much the the thing that we were spoke about, from the very beginning, I think,

Dan Ilic  26:56   for you, like, out of all the things you've done on climate, do you have one that stands out as the thing that you're like, this is the market climate statement that we've done so far?

Unknown Speaker  27:06   Yeah, we did. We did a video about the fires towards the end of the deadly tragic bushfires that we had here in Australia. And I feel like that really kind of tapped into, from where we are at now with, with climate without government's policy, which is kind of this really interesting, and sort of also, you know, terrifying approach to Colombia, which has been for years denying and delaying and obfuscating, and then all of a sudden, with the bushfires, realising that that's not going to cut it anymore. And then skipping the part where we say, Okay, let's do something about it. Skipping that, and going straight to our Well, we're gonna have to adapt and build resilience. And this is just a reality. And we have to accept and it's like, what the fight what happened to the step in between that motherfuckers, you know, sorry, I get really upset about this.

Dan Ilic  27:46   I know, this, this is the podcast to get out of that place.

Unknown Speaker  27:50   And I feel like that that video really kind of captured that moment quite, quite accurately. And we had a great response from a lot of people, a lot of climate scientists and climate communicators also took notice. And we had a lot of sort of response from them. And one of them was Michael Mann, climate scientists from the US who was visiting at the time for a sabbatical. And he and he, when he came down to Melbourne, we met up and we, we hang hung out, and we really kind of connected and we spoke a lot about climate should fuckery and you know, and he was really keen to help out with he's kind of become like a de facto adviser, and he's come back on the podcast a couple of times. So that was a real kind of catalyst. But we've done so many, there are others as well. But that was kind of the one that I feel like I'm most proud of, let's say yeah,

Dan Ilic  28:32   as are you gonna say he's become kind of a de facto father figure. Yeah, at the rational fear, we did a similar thing we made like a 12 minute explainer about the constant delay tactics and how the fossil fuels engaged in politics in Australia is basically responsible for getting rid of every single leader who ever wanted to do anything on climate actions. And there was I remember sitting on the beach at Bond I sitting with ash falling on me and just texting people saying we need to make a video we need to get this going. texting

Unknown Speaker  29:08   you made a great video about this. I remember. I don't remember the name but I had a really good

Dan Ilic  29:13   Yeah, Tim mentioned that Tim mentioned voice to narrator It was a car Schlegel wrote it and, and we just put it together and I was really good. Are you gonna do more collaborations of that? And so Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah. We'd love to sorry. I'm gonna take over because, you know, things like things like that cost money to make. Yes. Do you know anything about making online content? Right, yeah. So the podcast is kind of the focus of the book because it's cheap. So economic wise, it's a very loaded to the podcast and I can start paying the kids start paying people give them more money, because that was really good. And then some more of a few roughly listening, where should they go to support you? They know, podcasts. Now. Gee, do you have a theory about comedy and change? Do you have a Have an encompassing theory about you know, if you can make people laugh, do you might actually better change things? I don't know, I

Unknown Speaker  30:06   just do it because it feels, I don't know, comes naturally, as this way of kind of expressing anger and frustration and comedy is a way of doing it that sort of doesn't leave us in a in a sort of a puddle of inaction and sort of the press of, yeah, just inaction paralysis. You know, I feel like laughter takes away fear and emboldens people. And it makes us feel like laughter is also kind of like, it's a really unifying element. Like when we laugh, it's like, we both get that thing, you know. And so it kind of creates a sense of a shared sense of identity of like, yes, this is shit. But we both know, we all know that we're in a situation. And that that can't not be positive for change. Because once you have that kind of group identity, once people understand what should fuckery is, and they bond around concepts or ideas or understandings, you would expect that to, to, to lead to change, but I mean, yeah, I've never theorised that. But I would, I would say, Yeah, I would agree with that. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  31:05   Do you ever find yourself galvanising? Your audience around a particular issue and getting them to do things they do? Figure out dude, cuz you got such powerful audience and you've got such a clued in audience smart audience and you know, that it's huge. Your your footprint online, do you ever figure out, you know, do you have a drive them to actions?

Unknown Speaker  31:26   We have we have occasionally? Yeah, I mean, you know, we depends on the topic, really, we did a we did a video, for example, about the anti encryption legislation that ended up being voted through by both Houses of Parliament. Surprise, surprise.

Dan Ilic  31:39   They're listening to this podcast right now.

Giordano Nanni  31:40   Yeah, great. Good job. There was a senate inquiry submission process where you could submit comments, and so we may easily thought, hey, let's, let's get people to submit comments to this senate inquiry, and then maybe they'll have taken notice of what people are saying. And I think we draw something like 17 or 18,000 submissions to that, you know, that means one example and and, you know, all of those submissions are completely fucking ignored. You know,

Dan Ilic  32:06   so what you saying is democracy?

Unknown Speaker  32:09   Yeah. You know, we do we try, and we know, we do push, you know, if there is anything that people can do, or you know, that we feel like there's something practical, we, we sort of encouraged that, you know, but I'm never under any illusion that you can change things with petition or, you know, Senate submission, they're all good things, and we need to do them. But there's no illusion that that's what you know, at the end of the day, we've got to vote, the shitty government out, that's, you know, an elected better one. So I feel like that's really where it counts is in the electoral. And at that point, you know, and all along the way, there are decisions that we can make, you know, to, to lead to that outcome. But that's, that's the, that's the real aim of the videos that we make a few your your videos are incredibly well thought out and very values driven.

Dan Ilic  32:54   Do you ever have political parties tapping on the shoulder and go, Hey, Joanna, I want to do something about this issue that we would love you to do this to do to help us with this thing?

Unknown Speaker  33:07   Not really. Let's see, a lot of people think that that's what happens. A lot of people sort of say, yeah, I've had a lot of people saying, Are you paid? You must be paid for by the greens, or sometimes by the Labour Party? For some reason never by the Liberal Party

Dan Ilic  33:21   degrades can afford your production.

Unknown Speaker  33:23   But no, I mean, no. I think everyone kind of, I feel like the parties that that would want us to do stuff feel like you know, that we already produced content that sort of supports the the policies and there's no need to waste money on it

Dan Ilic  33:39   yet. So Clive Palmer, if you please draw down a couple of million dollars to do some pro Galilee basin content. Have you ever heard from people in the corridors of power about how your work may inform the decisions that they're making?

Unknown Speaker  33:53   No, no, not at all. I'd love to I'd love to be a fly on the wall when some MP or senators watching one of our videos, but no, I've haven't actually no. I mean, that's the dream, right? The dream

Dan Ilic  34:03   is to have someone go factory that Jason's done a video of this. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  34:09   I'm pretty sure Susan Lee, environment minister said that when we did a video about the jabber on trees, and we kind of focused on her on her role. I'm very surprised that she hasn't seen that. So I'm just gonna have to imagine it. Somebody did an FOIA request for the juice media. They said, Can you send us all this? Because there was a whole discussion. I don't know if you remember a little while ago, the government sort of started sending us emails about the use of the government logo. Well, they call that a logo I was calling was called a Coronavirus. They just they like corporate motherfuckers it's our logo. And I'm like, What? Okay, anyway, so they call it a logo and they wrote us a letter saying, just come to our attention that you know, you're using our logo in your videos, and we concern that these could be mistaken for real Government Communications in which I nearly spit it out my coffee because I thought it was hilarious. That's, that that's all it takes to confuse real government policies with Data is just the logo. Is that Is that all? It is? Is that how close we are to sort of the reality here? What does it say about the policies? So there must have been a lot of communication going around that that issue before somebody launched the FBI. And it was quite interesting seeing the conversations that's as close as I've gotten somebody, somebody said, in response to the video, which caused this email to be sent out to us. They said something like, Oh, I, you know, this is this must be the latest wave on social media. And it was someone in the department of Prime Minister and Cabinet, I can't remember who, some staffer, and so we put that up on our banner. The next the next wave on social media, I suspect this is pretty much department a Prime Minister and Cabinet Australia government. I

Dan Ilic  35:42   mean, if you're doing a comedy festival show, that is a great slogan to put on your poster.

Unknown Speaker  35:47   I put it up there. It's still there on our Twitter banner, it's Yeah, but if you don't know the backstory, you might not know what that is. That That explains why that's up there.

Dan Ilic  35:55   Now, can you give me a bit of a rundown of your of your work process, like, from ideation to creation to publishing? Like, what does that look like? You know, in terms of your ways of working, how do you put the enormous of what appears to be an enormous amount of content out every year?

Unknown Speaker  36:12   cocaine is usually the first. Just kidding. Yeah, like, I mean, you know, we don't put out as much content as a lot of other creators pretty much not nearly as much as you put out, or others, you know, in the same. So I've kind of the process that I've gone for is like, I mean, or I mean, like you guys are the chaser and the shovel, and friendly jordiz. You know, whatever the you know, there's, there's, there's very a lot of very prolific commentators on politics, I've kind of gone, we've got a young family, and I'm past the point where I can sort of just smash it out every week or every second week. So we've kind of gone for like, okay, cool, there's a lot of people commentating on stuff on the fly, like as it comes out. And I kind of see that even though we don't know each other personally. So first time we've met, I've met James from the shovel, once, you know, you know, we have a little bit of like, a camaraderie, we're part of a team that's kind of like working individually, sometimes, you know, we cross paths, but generally, we're kind of like working on a similar goal. And I've kind of thought, well, everyone's taken care of the here and now and like, you know, stuff comes out people onto it, you know, straightaway, I'm going to focus a little bit more on sort of broader picture, pick up some issues that get lost along the way, or that maybe aren't as time, you know, sensitive. So we put out a video every month, sometimes two, but usually one and a podcast, you know, so that's, that's the timeframe, the longer time frames, the work process is I spend most of that time just reading and researching and, and talking to people, you know, really experts in, in the fields, everyone discuss, just thinking about, you know, how to approach this topic in a way that's really going to cut through, once the video is written. That's the hardest part. And then that's when the sort of the fun part starts, you know, we will record it. Lucy is my partner does the voice for the for the video. So we get into the booth. That's always fun, because we've got to try and do it between nap, the junos naps, and, and Lucas play play dates and stuff. So that's, that's dance and other dance. And then we get our actors in Zarya and Ellen. And that's always a fun time filming. And then I edited it in a couple of days, maybe three, four days, sometimes with the help of a couple of VFX brands who helps out with VFX. And then we put it out. So that's that's the process really.

Dan Ilic  38:19   So the production doesn't take up your living room for too long a time I get it, you know, you've kind of worked it out. So it doesn't, you know, take up your life.

Unknown Speaker  38:28   That's right. Yeah, it takes up about a day or two of the month or you know, longer if we do a couple of videos. And then then the rest of the time this room where we were chatting and it becomes like a playground a rumpus room, you know? Yeah.

Dan Ilic  38:42   Now, what do you think is the power of subverting a government? What do you think is the secret sauce there? Why do people why are people attracted to that?

Unknown Speaker  38:53   I don't know. It's irreverent. It's it usurps the voice of this of this government. And I feel like you know, if this government is just has just done so much to erode public trust and confidence, and, and it's just always mincing words and beating around the bush and not really coming, coming in and being honest with people about what it's doing, you know, the rhetoric and the bullshit really is just, it's just a constant charade, really trying to conceal the reality of the policy. So I feel like it's the reason it appeals to people to impersonate this particular government probably all should government's, is that it's just cathartic. It's like a fuck Imagine if that's how this government spoke. Yes, yes, there are pieces of shit but at least they're honest about it. I feel like that would remove the most annoying part of the government this discover that we had at least then they're honest, you know, there's something there's something Qatar they can kind of therapeutic about that I

Dan Ilic  39:56   think what I'm hearing from you is a smart staffer would tap scope. On the shoulder and said, Actually, we should put out an honest ad that way juice media won't have anything to complain about.

Unknown Speaker  40:06   It will put them out of business. Yeah. Thirdly, actually, I'm scripting in a video about the electric vehicle policy at the moment. And I've got a line in there. I'm not I'm not sure if I'll use it, but it's something along the lines of, you know, introducing our future fuel strategy. The acronym is ffs, and then the next slide is like, no, that's not a joke. That's part of our strategy and put satirists out of business faqeer the chaser and the shovel and Alice government and she hates, you know, I love the fact that even their acronyms are satirical as like ffs, you know, but yeah, no, they totally should definitely not, not do that. It's very effective. But you know, the I hate I hate this government and its policies, but that what they do is actually very effective that they're very consistent with their with their obfuscation.

Dan Ilic  40:54   Now, honest government ads is a format you've been doing for some years. Now. Can you remember the first one you did? And you went? Aha, this is a great format. Yeah. And I'm now I'm going to rinse and repeat.

Unknown Speaker  41:05   We used to do a series called rock news. And we finished that in 2015. And after that, I had this decision to you know, like, Well, what do I do? Do I go back to university? Or do I try and keep doing this YouTube thing? You know, we had no Patreon support at the time. So it was like, you know, do I want a job? Or do I want to be unemployed? That was the basic decision. And I chose the latter. And I'm really glad I did that. But the immediate challenge that I had was like, Well, what am I going to do now we've done rack news. That series was very successful, but it really relied on the collaboration with Hugo, who was the rapper. And so I didn't feel comfortable continuing that didn't feel like that was what was special about that collaboration was the two of us. So although Initially, I thought maybe we could continue, but in the end, I realised I needed to figure out something else. And I experiment with a couple of ideas. I did a few different things. Why

Dan Ilic  41:52   did that fall apart? was it was it just hard work? And just a lot of work?

Unknown Speaker  41:57   Yeah. I think, yeah, definitely. It was, I think we got ourselves into a situation where it became not pleasant to do it anymore. You know, I feel like you know, all projects have have all collaborations have that. That window, you know, in which they you have this amazing productivity and you know, things work and then and then they don't and I think for Hugo especially, he wants to do a lot of other stuff. He has got he's incredibly talented guy. And I mean, you should see him do live shows and freestyles is it's kind of really impressive. And he wanted to do a lot more of that. And he didn't have enough time because we got ourselves into this situation, which was we had a contract with RT Russia today to produce content. So we were on a on a on a schedule, and the Russians were quite, you know, strict about you know,

Dan Ilic  42:47   if you miss a deadline with the Russians,

Unknown Speaker  42:50   there was a guy who was always CCD now emails cool, called Vladimir. And we had a joke that that was proven that your CCD and all the emails,

Dan Ilic  42:57   I forgot, I forgot you had a ship with Russia. So

Unknown Speaker  42:59   yeah, that was another fun thing that happened. Yeah. I mean, that's a whole I'm happy to talk about it. But that's a whole other thing. After after we finished that show, I you know, I was kind of like, what am I gonna do now and had a few different ideas that I tried out. And the third video that I made, was, was a video was a US government at Christmas time. Or at least, I can't remember who the minister was. But they, they pressured UNESCO to remove Australia from the sort of the areas that had been that are under threat from climate change, including the barrier reef, and we got UNESCO to just sort of erase it. And so it's kind of like a typical, like Band Aid solution, let's not fix the reef, so that it's not endangered list, especially UNESCO to not put them on the endangered list of places, you know, and it had an amazing response, like people really loved it. And there was no actor involved. It was just Lucy, we, I think we did in the day, you know, I wrote it. We had a couple of beers, we wrote it, we recorded it, I just pasted a few images together. And the format really resonated with people. And initially, I thought this was, this was, this would be one of the things that we'll do here at the juice media, but people loved it so much. And I realised pretty quickly that we could do so much. I mean, just the Australian government alone provides us so much more material that we can deal with. But then there's other shit governments, you know, I mean, we're constantly getting emails from people in Brazil, and in Canada, specifically, Alberta, in the UK, in you know, so many places, India, that people are saying, like, please, can you make something about, you know, the Ukraine or Hungary, I mean, the list goes on. And I realised and then we could do once about past issues. I mean, I would need three or four lifetimes to, to do all the videos that I would like, you should see my list of,

Dan Ilic  44:33   you know, play list and get your data so my money guy just made his Patreon.

Unknown Speaker  44:37   It's not even money, it's time you know, it's that that's the thing it's, that's the limit is, is more time. So it's more like actually more than money. It's like if you're a talented writer and researcher, you know, and you want to help write stuff, get in touch that would help more

Dan Ilic  44:53   if you're if you're a brain ready to get exploited. Yeah, trail money. Well, I don't think that's out of the question. I'm a very collaborative person. And we've got a Discord server now and comedians who want to be part of a restaurant, chime in with jokes and help help help write the show and give up ideas. And you've got a very thriving conversation about shit fuckery that's happening around Australia. That's a real thrill. You know, I'd like to see all these folks in a virtual writers room. participate. And I don't think there's anything wrong with getting extra brains in because this stuff is hard to do. You know, it's very difficult to do and can be very draining. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Yeah. When you started you were a young man. That's right. It's true. Yeah. Let's talk about it for a second. We've both worked for state broadcasters. I've worked for zero in the past. The broadcaster of Qatar and you've worked for it. We've worked for brutal regime. We've worked for broadcasters, yes. Yeah. soft power, they like to call it soft power of hard power. Yeah. How did you find that experience? And what did you do you have any feelings about it now?

Unknown Speaker  46:04   Yeah, look, I mean, it. Yeah, it was a fascinating experience. It was a really good learning experience. It really forced us to really be organised. And you know, and you know, even though I kind of sort of talked us down a little bit earlier, I think we did a pretty good job actually, of rising to the challenge. It was pretty complicated show that we did rap news. I

Dan Ilic  46:22   don't know if any of your listeners remember it. Absolutely. Incredible. early days of juice media. incredible stories wrapped in the night, you know, the news wrapped? Yeah, but incredible guest performances from people like Julian Assange and yeah, other folks.

Unknown Speaker  46:37   Yeah, we are Noam Chomsky and a few others. Yeah. I, it was a really interesting experience. And you know, we weren't, we didn't go into it, naively thinking, Oh, this is just wonderful. We were quite aware of the implications. And, in fact, we didn't sign up, we didn't agree to sign up with it straightaway, they approached us very early on, I think it was like 2010, after we did the very first videos about Wikileaks in 2010, which really helped a lot of people to understand what was happening, who what Wikileaks was, who Julian Assange was, in the very early days in 2010. And so they approached us then, and they were like, oh, would you like to do it? We'll you know, we'll get you to do a show. We'll give you a show on it. And we were like, Yeah, thanks. Like, you know, we really wanted to build our own independent name and brand and voice. And so we didn't want to be absorbed by this giant that which then would just, we would become an arty show. And then they would then maybe spit us out. And then we'd be like, well, that's gone. You know, we want it to be a separate thing. So we said, Yeah, maybe. And then 2011, they were like a new producer, would you know from it would be like, are you still keen? Are you interested in our maybe? And then eventually, in 2013, we said yes. And we then we negotiated for about a year, there was that most hardcore fucking negotiation that I had with, with these Russians about the terms of the agreement, and we were like, really, really strict that it had to work for us, because they were like, Oh, we want a video every they wanted like a, you know, a video every two videos a month, and we're like, You're insane. And we can't do that. And then we're like, okay, video every year. And we're like, we can do 10 videos, because we need time off as well. And then we need full editorial independence. Like, we don't want anyone telling us what we can and can't say the only thing that will censor is the swear words. And you know, we hadn't we had we even negotiated that we would be able to upload to our YouTube channel first, you know, so now let's enter them afterwards. That's a huge day. Yeah. So like, you know, we really kind of like, and we were quite ready to walk away from it. Like if they said they didn't want that they weren't okay with it. We were like, Oh, that's sorry, we're gonna leave it then. But they agreed to all these terms. And, and I have to say to the credit, like they're really respected all of those times, especially they editorial independence, I think everyone thinks that when you work for RT, or possibly AlJazeera, that you're like, you know, there's some person telling you what you can and can't say, or removing words. Actually, the funny thing is, I've had, I've had that happen with Western NGOs that have that I've worked with who've really kind of tried to bully us into what we could and couldn't say, and I've said to them, you know, I'm not going to name them. But I actually said to one of them, I was like, you know, this is fascinating. I've worked with it, you know, Russia's state television, and yeah, over two years, and we never had anyone telling us what you're telling me now over the

Dan Ilic  49:11   argue I've had more editorial, I had more editorial freedom at AlJazeera than I ever had at the ABC. Let's fix

Unknown Speaker  49:20   Yeah, let's say something. Yeah. Then Okay, maybe it doesn't even say anything bad about the ABC. But it definitely blows away a lot of the stereotypes that we have about some of these, you know, they've got a call it a soft power. let's not kid ourselves. There's a reason that Artie was interested in. What we're doing is because we're putting out a lot of videos that were critical of us imperialism of US foreign policy, and also domestic policy that was the focus of rap news. So it definitely served the purpose. But it also helped us because what it did is it allowed us to quit our jobs. I mean, I was working part time at uni, and that contract was coming to an end and Hugo was teaching he was teaching he was an English teacher. And it allowed us to fulfil our dream which was to be full time creators, you know? gave us a. It gave us that freedom, you know,

Dan Ilic  50:03   would you ever do a collab? Now the US government's change? Would you ever do a collab with US government? Say on the on the green New Deal or something like

Unknown Speaker  50:12   that? Or do you mean with the Biden government? No, no, definitely not. Yeah, I would. That would be the surest way to destroy all the goodwill and independence and the value of the brand that we've created. The I totally know. I mean, like, you know, sometimes if we're going to support what governments are saying, we did a video about the Coronavirus. Last year, just as the pandemic was kicking off, it was mid March. And there was so much confusion, I'm sure you remember, it was like, is it? You know, what, what do we do? Do we, you know, do we wear masks? We wear masks? You know, do we do we take it seriously, don't we? What do we wait, you know, we put out this video, which basically, you know, helped really governments to put out this man, in fact, we put up before the government was able to come up with its own coherent communication strategy. So sometimes we we help governments, you know, in that regard, but I'm not

Dan Ilic  50:58   many would argue that they still trying to come up with a coherent communication strategy. Absolutely.

Unknown Speaker  51:01   Yeah, totally. But Sorry, I was just gonna say with with RT, you know, one of the little stories that I think maybe some people appreciate it, but so I think so many people just kind of went under the radar. When we signed up with it, we kind of really realised we'd never spoken about Russia, we've never really, you know, they've been mostly about Australian and US politics. And we were like, okay, now that we're working with RT, we have to talk about Russian politics. So we're very conscious that by entering into this agreement, we also had to turn the critical eye and satirical eye towards them. So we created the Russian character at a time there was a lot of persecution of LGBT people in Russia, probably still is, but at the time, it was a real issue in that there was a prominent, prominent in the media and persecution also of Greenpeace activists up in the Arctic. So those are the some of the issues. And then about two months after we signed this fuckin agreement, Putin invaded Crimea, and we're like, Fuck you, man. Like, seriously, like, now, we can't not talk about this, you know, and I think a lot of people who thought who think that by signing up with it, the juice media was like compromising itself, kind of have to look at that episode that we put out because it was, you know, we impersonated Putin. And we created this character, Russian character who was an RT reporter, and we totally ripped into Putin and RT and, and made and cetera, satirised. You know, Russia's peaceful, so called, in inverted commas, the invasion of Crimea. So yeah, that was, that was some of the stuff that we did to mitigate our concerns around working with this propaganda arm of Russian government was to actually Okay, we'll do this. But we're not we're gonna make Saturday and make fun of you as well. So I feel like it was that was our attempt to balance the two things. And obviously, you

Dan Ilic  52:43   feel safe being here in Melbourne. I live far away from from the heavies of Russia?

Unknown Speaker  52:51   Absolutely, I would have been a different story and respect to people who you know, who do the job that we do in countries where, you know, we've seen these comments, it's like, fuck man is someone made that video here in Malaysia or in India? You'd be gone, you know. And that's, that's always worth remembering that the that the freedom that we have in this country to to do this is a wonderful thing.

Dan Ilic  53:09   Yeah. I made a way the bloody Hawaii video on Manus Island, and I got I got deported deported from Australia. Good as good as it wasn't the other way around. Which is possible. In theory,

Unknown Speaker  53:27   I guess. I mean, there are Australians locked up on Christmas Island as we spend Britain can strip your citizenship if you have a dual one.

Dan Ilic  53:35   Yeah. Oh, are you excited about you know, Dutton sending out cease and desist letters and, and threatening people with defamation? Oh, well, I'm just disappointed that I haven't received from you. What's the best? What's the best postal address for that? Most people would have said, You know, I haven't sent one either. I've met someone who has sent them to people on Twitter who said remotely defamatory things about Peter Dutton on Twitter. Are you kidding me? I know. Yeah. What a thin skin. I remember the first time I made a kind of government ad like government ad parody would have been 2006. It was a where the bloody hell are you parody? Right. And I got a cease and desist from Gilbert and Tobin, who are tourism Australia's lawyers, saying that the music that I'd use was exactly the same. But it wasn't because I got my music commission to be a sound alike. And so they asked me to pull it down. Idiots. They asked me to pull it down off my website, and I said the only similarity between my music and your music is the word now, because it was now Nanana. So I said, I've done a do version, a whistle version and a crazy frog remix version. And I've republished that. So you know, it's, um,

Unknown Speaker  54:47   and what happened in the end? I never heard from him again. But if I see you didn't cease and desist, no, I kept publishing, right.

Dan Ilic  54:57   But that was the first time that I went on. There's real power in using the tools of propaganda. Yeah against the propagandists. Oh, totally. Yeah, no, absolutely. And they're scared. You know, they're scared enough to send you a letter. Yeah. As a 25 year old kid. That was super exciting to me. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  55:16   Yeah, totally. Yeah. It's also a reminder that we have really shit copyright laws here in Australia. We don't have a fair use. I mean, in theory, that there is a fair use, exclusion and the Copyright Act, but it's never been tested in court, in court. So I found that about this when we got letters from it wasn't from the government for this. It was from the the writers of the john Phantom song, the voice, right, which we got Julian Assange to parody. So we changed the lyrics. And we've got, you know, we didn't change the music, but we got it. We rerecorded it. So it wasn't the actual song. And we got a session session musician to, to sing. And I just thought, this is this is a parody. It's it's obviously modifying it, it's obviously, it feels the definition of parody. It should should work

Dan Ilic  56:01   under satire and parody. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  56:03   Like you would think so. But because of the shitty, untested, fair use clauses here, the publishers were able to sort of put pressure on us and say, Well, you know, we don't agree, we don't agree that that's Saturday, and then what the will the only response you can have is, I will see you in court. And, and, you know, I was like, ready to do it. And I was like, is anyone going to take this on? Because this would be a great. This would set a great precedent, you know, for testing the Fair Use clause in the Copyright Act. Absolutely. In a very public one.

Dan Ilic  56:31   Yeah. Now, if that happened again today, would you go to court?

Unknown Speaker  56:34   Yeah, I mean, I think so. I mean, somebody's got to fucking do it. And you know, as long as you've got a good as long as you've got good backing and you know, because you can't afford it yourself, you've got to have shorter

Dan Ilic  56:44   beer. Yeah, surely I feel like this is a Kickstarter campaign ready to go go fundraising campaign ready to go to test this thing called?

Unknown Speaker  56:51   No, totally. And it was high profile because it had Julian Assange was impersonating john Farnham. We even got john Farnham he even like said, Yeah, I'm cool with that. It was it was the publishers, you know, they're the gatekeepers that kind of didn't didn't quite see the humour of it kind of thing. So I remember that clip. Did

Dan Ilic  57:07   you end up seeing the system that when did you end up taking that one down?

Unknown Speaker  57:10   No, we didn't. But we had to pay them. We had to give them the all the revenue from the video. So we kind of got hijacked by them, you know, and I thought, well, this is sucks, but it meant the video stayed up. You know, that's a Would you say that's a low price to pay. Or I think it's a ship price. Like I shouldn't pay anything for it. But we didn't have anyone. You know, I reached out to people and no one was really keen to take it on. So I was like, what are we gonna do? Yeah, I'm not gonna spend the next five years of my life trying to scramble up pennies to fight a copyright

Dan Ilic  57:40   thing. Giordano? Thank you so much for the work you do. Thank you so much for the smarts and the funnies over, over a decade's worth of work through grettir a great privilege to have you on the greatest moral podcast of our generation and to do it inside the inner sanctum of where the magic happens inside the bunker in the volcano. Yeah, we live undisclosed location in a Melbourne Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  58:05   Yeah, no, look, it's been a real pleasure. Thanks for thanks for taking the time. It's, it's like I said, we're part of like, a bit of a network a bit of a family. Yeah, exactly. So

Dan Ilic  58:14   a comedy come out. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  58:15   sounds really nice. And I appreciate it. And I can't believe that it's been 10 years. It's, yeah, I always started doing this as a as something fun and something that might be you know, something to get a bit of a release and was been a bit of a class clown. So I thought it was like, you know, something to sort of keep that, that alive. And it's, it's a privilege to be able to do it. You know, and thanks to you also, for the work that you do with irrational fear. You know, really, I think we're all helping in some small way to unfuck things. So

Dan Ilic  58:45   that's beautiful. And that's, that's now my personal quote. JOHN Fox thinks juice media. Thanks, Jay. Well, that was your dad. What do you think of Joe Dad? I

Linh Do  58:54   love it. I love when someone's like, awesome on video. And then like also in podcast, as well. So like, I understand how these juice media videos get made.

Dan Ilic  59:03   Yeah. Giordano, I had the privilege of you know, we recorded that inside your danos house in his studio, where he records every single one of those fake

Linh Do  59:13   magic happen. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  59:14   yeah. And he's got this. He's got this green screen, he rolls out for it. And there's cards, there's like, kids have got like crayon drawings all over the walls. It's just amazing. So it's a very homemade scrappy operation. And he but he has so much rich. Love it. Next up is rod contact. He's an absolute legend. But like we said, it's a little depressing. So I understand if you switch off, Rod, first of all, thanks very much for joining us, the greatest model podcast of our generation. To invite me not just anyone gets to come on this is this is a podcast where we talk to climate leaders from around the world, just for you know, half an hour or so about, you know, leading people in climate and I can't think of anyone better to talk to than right now during comedy festival season then yourself. I remember Doing a panel with you about satire and politics at the Paramount of Riverside theatre sometime I know probably 2008 2009, with which the great drum pinda organised. And I remember you saying one line that really stuck with me ever since. And it was that you have changed the entire way you do comedy, in that it's all about climate change, because there's nothing else to do jokes about. And I thought that would be the great place to start. because ever since you said that line, I've been feeling exceedingly guilty about the kind of jokes I'm telling, and have progressively made them mostly about climate change. You're

Unknown Speaker  1:00:36   a good man, Dan, you're a good man. Talk me through that journey. In 2007, I got what used to be called the Keating, a Australia council fellowship, which I had a choice of doing over one year or two years part time, and I chose to two years. And the idea of that programme was that in 2008, I was going to be 60 years old. So I thought what I wanted to do was a project that looked at the world. From the day I was born until 2008. It wasn't autobiographical in any way, it was just to look at how the worlds evolved over that time. And I'm a very literal person. So I did it chronologically. And around, I got to 1973 I think it was the great oil shock. And I realised then that we were extraordinarily vulnerable to problems with oil, particularly running out of it. But I also started to see references to climate change. So I got really interested in that. And I have an extraordinary admiration for science, my hobbies, generally reading about science or mathematics, and neither of which I can do that I can read about them. And as I read about it, and I just read about it, and I just read about it, I just saw that it was an extraordinarily overwhelming problem and existential threat, which is now you know, in a within a year or so I worked out that we're heading for those six major extinction. And in 2008, I really thought well, what you got to do is tell people that the climate is changing, and it's a really big problem. So it wasn't

Dan Ilic  1:02:35   an eight that was that seems as as not not so long ago. That seems like a time before this kind of reach desired. Guys, you were very much ahead of your time. And I think for talking about this, you know, within the general population, you said your impression

Unknown Speaker  1:02:50   of that. And it remains what it was then it's just another item in the news. Okay, it gets it gets overwhelmed by Prince Harry going back to England, gets overwhelmed by buddy Franklin's groyne and flubs here. And very few. Very few commercial interests, in their news coverage have mentioned climate change as a factor in weather disasters,

Dan Ilic  1:03:20   98% of Australia's foreigner might have gone extinct, but there was a footballer that passed in a dog's mouth. So it's actually really focus on that.

Unknown Speaker  1:03:29   I've stopped blaming anybody or mad I blame the people who know when deliberately obfuscate. But the other side of it is that it's not just climate change, it's a systemic problem. It's the way we live, and it's the way we consume. And it's the way that the propaganda of capitalism keeps lulling us into thinking that infinite growth is possible on a finite planet. And so there's no I've given up, we're gonna we're gonna have a mass extinction. It's going to become unlivable in parts of Australia in the very near future, because nobody's doing anything, even the countries like Germany or, or and I think of another one that might be doing something and not doing enough. And because really, what you have to do as a policymaker, in dealing with climate change is you've got to say to people, you've got to have less. And politics is really based on telling people they can have more. And the first person that says you've got to give up your V eight Holden for a car that just go and doesn't go. Those people are not happy with the idea of transitioning to a low carbon economy. And we now probably have to reduce our economic output by more than 10% a year to reach any sort of feasible goal by 2030. And that's just not going to happen. So I'll look into why I still do stuff about climate change. Nobody wants to hear it. So I don't get many bookings.

Dan Ilic  1:05:09   Well, that was my that was my question like, how did you? How did you feel when you made this kind of commitment to do this back in, you know, oh, eight? How did you feel about the rest of your comedy career?

Unknown Speaker  1:05:23   Well, look, I've always done stuff that's been, as Andrew bolt labels me, I've always been a far left comedian. Most people aren't interested in politics, people don't know enough about politics for you to make really sophisticated jokes about it either. I remember I was doing a show many years ago about, well, just about politics in general. But a woman came up to me after the show, and she said, I love your shows, because it means I don't have to read the newspapers for a year. And that's what I do. I mean, it's probably what you do you read things that the general public don't read, you follow stories, and issues in a way that people who go to work nine to five, and then find the cheapest cocktails in central Sydney, don't have time to do. So that's what I did. And because of, you know, personal issue for my family's health, I don't get to get out much anyway. So I just tracked myself down this horrible rabbit hole, which I'd never really wish I'd never gone down. And at the beginning, back in 2007 2008, when I started introducing climate change, and the Limits to Growth into what I was doing, I really did think it was just a matter of telling people. And I chose, I'm not a writer I've made I never write a show. So it's difficult for me to paint a 10,000 word essay about climate change, although I've tried,

Dan Ilic  1:06:51   I don't know about that, right. I've been to plenty of your shows. And I can see the amount of writing you do during the show.

Rod Quantock  1:06:59   my hard drive, I got a terabyte of stuff on climate change everything from a wonderful programme that David Attenborough did in 2006, on climate change, telling us exactly what I've been telling you now, never shown in Australia, and nobody paid any attention in the countries where it was shown. And then I saw all these scientists who are writing popular articles in magazines and newspapers. And I thought, well, that territory is pretty much covered. And it doesn't seem to make any difference. And I, one of the things I thought at the time is you can't, you can't change people's minds in five minutes. And you can't even change their minds in an hour. If you really, really need to get them to commit to understanding what you're talking about. And very few people do that. I look, I know. Like, I've made a few climate change friends over the years who share my despair. But we've stopped talking about it to each other. So it's got to that level, I mean, I still need to make a living. And if I'm going to go and talk to people, I'll talk about climate change and peak oil. And you know, the fact that 96% of all animals on the planet now today are either humans or the animals they ate. It said, we have so overshot the limits of the planet. And there's just no way back. So, look, it's really distressing. I had a time there about six or seven years ago, when I thought, Well, look, this is the problem. All the people I talked to and you know, you don't buy tickets to a show that you're tech What are now about so that people who can, you know, down the path. But what I saw was a lot of great, good, wonderful people who were basically giving all their spare time, and a lot of their personal wealth to trying to transition to a carbon neutral economy. And I knew it wasn't going to happen. And I knew they were wasting their time. So I tried to redirect their energies in if you like, not into changing the global economy, not into changing the Australian economy, not even changing the Victorian economy. But to find ways to live sustainably within small groups, which is that's the future that's what's going to happen. And if you can't live sustainably within small group, if you remain dependent on the system that's crumbling, you going to die is just going to die and the next pandemic. I had a job at Melbourne University for two years back in 16 and 17, I think, as a research fellow, and I did a lot of following, and I did a lot of researching. And I sort of got to the point where I didn't want to know wedding more. I knew too much But I did produce, it's not finished ever, I've never get finished because I'm not a writer. But I did produce a long form document, which included predictions for the period 2018 to 2030. And one of the things I predicted in that back in 2017 was a global pandemic, viral pandemic in 2023. Now, why, well, if you do the reading, you don't have to be, I'm not a genius. I'm just somebody who reads a lot and has, particularly my admiration for the scientific method is overwhelming. But it's like everything that humans do, and has a has a dark side with that prediction.

Dan Ilic  1:10:47   What What were the steps that led you to that prediction? What were the things that you concluded that, you know, 2023, roughly, would be when a global pandemic would have?

Unknown Speaker  1:10:56   Well, this was, I can't remember when SARS was. But there had been a number of diseases which had passed rapidly the mainly because of aeroplane travel that had passed rapidly into a global environment. And so I, you know, I read about that, as one of the problems we faced and the literature I read just said that this is going to happen, it's going to happen very quickly. And there will come a strain, which is COVID. And there'll be worse than COVID to come. Because viruses are very clever. So it just, I apologise for being three years out. But for anybody who who did the work that I did that perceived logical conclusion of where we were heading in terms of these things. And then other things like, you know, they bushfires of last year, I sort of left that a bit open in terms of when it would happen, but I knew that was going to happen within a few years as well, because that's, you know, the great thing about science is that you stand on this on the shoulders of giants. And each little increment that you make, to their understanding can then be you can project in ways that you can't project with the financial market for in Germany can take a gamble on saving at Amazon stock to buy. But in terms of climate change, it's a very simple equation, carbon dioxide in the atmosphere causes the temperature to rise, and the more you put in, the higher the temperature will go, which changes the whole weather patterns of the globe. And it also, much more slowly changes the patterns of oceans. So do you might remember the group called 350 dot org? Did you ever get

Dan Ilic  1:12:54   to see a dog started by Bill McKenna?

Unknown Speaker  1:12:57   That's right. And it was 350 was the maximum amount of co2 in the atmosphere before we hit a tipping point?

Dan Ilic  1:13:07   350 parts per million? Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  1:13:09   Now, it turns out that that was only a sort of nice round number to call something, you know, if you wanted to run an organisation, I mean, you know, 312 point five.org just doesn't matter. So it was an approximation. And they were wrong to think 350 parts per million wasn't a problem. But they had to start somewhere. And now I didn't look I've stopped looking, but we're probably close to 420 parts per million at the moment of historic or certainly in terms of human evolution, a historic baseline of around 280 parts per million. So we're so far over the scale. And you can see, you know, with the floods that you have in Sydney, and people in Queensland have experienced it in the cyclone on the other side. And now they're bushfire alerts in South Australia today. It's just gone crazy. The weather's just gone crazy. And if you live near the coast, don't. I mean, that's all I can say. But you know, those things of rising sea level, which come with thermal expansion of the oceans and melting of ice caps, and so on. Those now we're pushing salt water up into rivers that never had salt in them before. And they're pushing salt into arable land that didn't have salt on it before. And, you know, it's no mystery, you know, no accident that the Romans when they conquered somebody salted the land, to make sure that no other people could use that land to build an opposition to the Roman Empire. So it's everything. It's just everything. So, you know, I like I have days where I, I think I shouldn't talk to people about this. Because what's the point of fatal knowing? Is it better to just eat, drink and be married? But it's something that, I think certainly, I remember an article by Andrew bolt, I don't really have any more press, he gives me an ulcer. But he was talking about Tim Flannery talking about sea level rise of a metre by 2100. And the line he had in it was trading 100, long after we'll be dead. Was that lack of any empathy for generations yet to come? And you saw it? Again, I did read a bit of Bob during a pandemic, and you would have saved ended America, people saying, Well, the only people who die are old people. And Andrew bolt actually had a statistic that said, the average length of stay of an elderly person in a care home is nine months. So really, what's nine months with less on your life, when you write your nine terrible, so let's keep the economy going. And these are the people have to pay the price for the younger people. You know, if you stand in the way of a man and these profits, he'll crush you. And that's what's happened with the climate debate.

Dan Ilic  1:16:11   This is a really strange kind of attitude to have. It's only really realised that conservatives, the only thing they're conserving is their money. But that's the only thing.

Unknown Speaker  1:16:24   Very strange word to use for them. But say these are the people who are buying bunkers and fortresses in New Zealand. These are people who think they can buy their way out of any problem.

Dan Ilic  1:16:34   This kind of does this speak to your your idea of living within small groups, as opposed to on your own or in the big systems earlier?

Unknown Speaker  1:16:44   My there are people who literally do live on their own. And I'm sure there's, you know, 10s of 1000s of them around the world who have chosen that path. And they've been I did look at the sort of utopian sort of 6070 ideas of communes, but they never lost because people are people. And that, that's the overarching problem. The if, if I die, or when I go, I shouldn't say if we haven't died, I want to have put in the Oxford Dictionary of quotes. Rod Quantock said, the problem with people is they're only human. And that's the problem is people you know, we were malleable, where we've got why oregano crackles and breaks. And, you know, we just started there. There's no other species on the planet that has such a diversity of mood, temperament, and, and lust and greed and the seven deadly sins. You just never see a greedy lion. You see a lion, they've had enough to eat and they go to sleep. So we are the problem. And it's been a battle. It's a philosophical battle that goes back to the very beginnings of humans, the battle to understand where we sit in all of this, and what our obligations are to each other and to the surrounds. And the one book I always recommend to people is a book by a guy named Daniel Quinn, who wrote a book called ish my L. and ish, my L. My buddy had too much that, that Ishmael is ends up being a sort of psycho Socratic Socratic dialogue between a captive gorilla and writer who's sort of wondering why the world's fact and should he try and fix it or button he do. And it's a dialogue about humans place in nature. And Quinn draws a line between two ways of living with the advent of agriculture. Basically, prior to that people did live in small groups, they didn't fight much because everybody knew everybody else in the working group had a way of dealing with people that like Aboriginal people laughed at, in their sort of traditional way of living. They'd laugh at people who did things I disagreed with the humiliation with laughter, replacement head ways of dealing with it, but what agriculture did, first of all, it formalised the ownership of land and prior to that nobody owned anything, they shared it with everything else. And then it developed systems to protect their ownership. Because an acre of land given over to crops can support a lot more people than 10 square miles of the equivalent amount of crops. Population started to aggregate and accumulate and grow. And then of course, you needed hierarchies because there were people in that community that you never saw that could come around and kill you tomorrow. So there were systems of law and systems and politics and higher Rocky and, and of course religion came into it. So there just was that time when we went from being part of nature to trying to control nature. And that's what we've done ever since. You know, I live next door to people will ask growing up. He used to he used to back in the lawn. Like as I go out, and rather than rake the leaves, I'd actually vacuum them up. And I made a blow up. Yeah. air conditioning is another way of how we've tried to control nature. I mean, everything we do is to keep nature at bay. It's just it's a place that frightens and terrifies us. And but it's also a place to exploit. And we've done that, you know, to the ultimate peril of the planet. It's really sad. And look, I at different times, I tried to float above at all and try to be that wise fool that looks down on you all it goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, look at you silly little Lance. But your cat, you're in it, you're part of it. And so as I said, I don't put any much more time into studying these things. Because I'm only learning what I already know. I'm not being arrogant with this. But I think the one thing I bring to what I do always is some sort of intellectual honesty, I suppose. And I've always tried. Yeah, there came a time in my comedy career not very, not done. Not really, since the 60s, have I done comedy that autobiographical. I'm not interested in my relationships as a public event. I've not interested in my family. As a public event. I'm not interested in lots of things as a public event. But I'm interested in public events as something to talk about. And I've finally got to the point where I realised that comedy is a tool.

Unknown Speaker  1:22:06   And that it is a privilege to be able to get up in front of now six people but what used to be five or 600 people and talk to them using comedy as as sort of sugarcoating about things that are really important.

Dan Ilic  1:22:23   When you were doing climate comedy. What was what made you feel the best, like when you were doing the comedy? What what kind of gave you a sense of either progress or change or achievement. Can you remember a moment?

Unknown Speaker  1:22:39   Not a moment I as I said, I talked to the converted. So in one way, it was a safe space for me to do this up. But I used to do corporates, I used to do corporate stuff before they woke up to me. And I did of all things I did a conference for plumbing suppliers. Right? So I talked to them about water and climate change. I talked to them about urban fabric and climate change. I talked to them about plastics and climate change. I talked to them about it. And like I think I'm a reasonably good comedian. And I did make them laugh. But I did make him think and a few of them did come up to me afterwards and talk to me about it, and are great. So, you know, it would have floated out of their mind by now I'd imagine. But in that moment, they did get the feeling that you've done something positive and good.

Dan Ilic  1:23:36   Did you ever did you ever think when you started doing climate comedy that you could make a difference?

Unknown Speaker  1:23:41   Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. I, I my first thought with it all is as I said, you can't change people's mind in five minutes. You can't change people's minds if I told that the the extraordinary flooding that you've had up there in the last few weeks is contributed to by a large degree. And I would think within a week or two scientists will tell us exactly what proportion of that rain was generated by climate change. Just doesn't add up for people until it even if it hits your own door. I mean, I've seen people in America standing in the rubble of you know, Katrina or hurricane Harvey or those things saying I don't believe in climate change. And they're the same sort of people who say I don't believe in the Coronavirus. It's just too difficult. So, so I thought the only way to do it is in some sort of long form way and making it personal. realise there's nothing like a live performance or television never there particularly in terms of comedy never carries that extraordinary feeling that an audience and you as a performer get from being in the same room. But yeah, all I do now, fortunately, is I scared they Okay, I used to get bookings in high schools. And I did do a primary school, which was great fun, but I did a high school be 10 or 12 years ago now. And my mother contacted me afterwards. And she said, we have Dare you tell my son, we're all going to die. And I thought at one level, well, somebody's got to tell him, but at the other level, What right have I got? But I've tried to hide people. Well, it's a it's a,

Dan Ilic  1:25:32   is it? Is it people like this that discourage you from doing it? Or is it? Is it something else?

Unknown Speaker  1:25:38   No, like, what do you what discourages me is that even if the whole world turned around today, it's over. Just, it doesn't matter how much you cut carbon emissions with 400 and say, 20 parts per million today, and it goes up, you know, it seems insignificant, but it goes up two or three parts per million every year. And it just rockets along, you know, and, and, but there's a lag, there's a lag between the molecule of carbon dioxide entering the atmosphere, and in its capacity to fully express the energy it's catching. So that's quite a lag, it's, and getting carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere is short of some technological miracle, which I can assure you will never appear, it's going to take 1000s of years to get the climate back to what it was, and then many, many 1000s of years for life to evolve in that new stable climate. And by then there's probably going to be another Ice Age. So you know, we had one shot at what's called the Holocene, the Goldilocks era of life on this planet to only geological period and four and a half billion years that has said, a stable climate at this global average temperature of 13.7 degrees Celsius in the history of the planet. And it just turns out that it's ideal for humans, we are the size we are, we are the shape we are, our metabolism works the way it does, because of this climate that we have. And the the way we ate the way we lived, everything is based on that underlying stable temperature. And you know, each degree it goes up Mira, you said something earlier about how many species have gone extinct? It's, you know, it's 100 a day or whatever. People don't know, because we still don't know everything that there is in nature. And a lot of it, we'll never know, because it's already gone. And we didn't notice it was there in the first place. So So I've had this sort of moral ethical dilemma as to what right do I actually have to tell people that this is going to happen, and there's nothing you can do about it. And I've tried tried really, really hard to find what you can do about it. And I came down to small groups of people living away from other groups of people, particularly people with guns, and existing sustainably.

Dan Ilic  1:28:25   13 years ago, Rod, you inspired me to do more comedy about climate change. Sorry, Dan. Now, and now I'm inspired to go join a commune. So thank you.

Unknown Speaker  1:28:36   No, that's a pleasure. But look, clearly there are things that maybe keep kept talking about. But do you think your pessimism stems from you know, what

Dan Ilic  1:28:46   you've learned plus where you are in your life? No, no, no, because I because I feel like I feel like without that said, A disrespectful, I've got a few more. I've got a few I've got a bit more of a longer runway ahead of me that you do. So I have to remain hopeful.

Unknown Speaker  1:29:00   Yeah, no, no, I understand that. It's not, I'm not pessimistic in the sense that you mean it and not being in any way superior to anybody else. When I say this. I'm just being realistic. And my one regret is I have a credible curiosity. My one regret is I won't be around to see what happens. On my land level. I don't want to be that at the other level. And I don't know whether it's an I told you so attitude for quite sure. But, you know, what we're looking at is in geological terms, were looking at something never happened before that one species has managed to change the entire nature of the planet. In a very short space of time. I mean, literally, but 1750 the beginning of the Industrial Age and the burning of coal From that time on, we have managed to destroy most of what's valuable. You know, I personally feel sorry for as David Attenborough because, you know, how could you do a show about nature when there's no nature left, but are made and you can see and him something that what I have is that hope, or hate the word Hope you're hoping for something stupid. But anyway, that hope that, you know, something, you say, may trigger a switch that that makes changes. But yeah, you know, so I've put, I'll put my life and soul into this for the last more than 15 years, I suppose now, not disappointed because I didn't have a lot of faith in humanity to begin with. And that's, I suppose the problem and that came out of part of that research I did for the Australia council fellowship. I was born in 1948 1948 was a year that Israel became a nation at the expense of the teleste Indians. That is still a Festering Wound 73 years later, 72 years later, or whatever it is, 73 years later, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was declared that year, that's my not a jot of difference. Velcro was invented in 1948. And that has revolutionised the shoe industry. But there was that period, just immediately after the Second World War was in a way that most devastated but most optimistic generation, my mother lost her husband in the war and married my father, after the war. That was when things like welfare came in, in England nationalisation of industries, a genuine attempt to reward the ordinary people who'd suffered through that war, with a share of the good life that was coming, you know, and the average manager of business made seven times more than the average worker in that same business today, they make I think, it's more than 70 times on average do earns real wages haven't gone up for 3040 years or something. And yet the wealth of the wealthy is so concentrated that now I think three people now own half of the wealth of the world. And that's not what my parents invested their lives in achieving. And the 60s was that their children rebelled against consumerism, and they rebelled against, obviously, the Vietnam War. But they had ideals which have been crushed out of favour now they've, and it's been done at an industrial scale, though, the use of propaganda, marketing, PR, psychology, you know, there's not a toy in the world today that isn't designed by psychologists, you know, everything is is aimed at your behaviour, everything you think and do is harvested in some way, by somebody who could then just press particular buttons in new that you will respond to. And I think last time I read the lady need eight data points to work out your sex, your race, your income, level, your age, and God knows what else. And you know, you know, I'm you know, I'd like everybody else. If you don't turn up, you turn off your pop up blocker, you suddenly start to get things that seem very interesting to you, because they deliberately they're because they're interesting to you. We recommend this people who'd like this also like that, and

Dan Ilic  1:33:54   yeah, there was a there was a case of that story in the US where a local target sent a teenage girl, a whole catalogue on baby stuff. And her parents found out and because the target knew that she was pregnant before she did.

Unknown Speaker  1:34:12   Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, so how do you know when, when the traditional media is so corrupted, when politicians are corrupted, when the internet only takes you where they know you're opposed to where you want to go? And they everybody's a prisoner now, they know too much about us. And, you know, they're Freud. I blame Freud at all Freud felt upset enough.

Dan Ilic  1:34:50   Row rod, thank you so much. I really appreciate the healthy dose of realism that you've given us. The greatest moral podcast of our generation, gender, Have a more positive forum generally a more hopeful podcast, but not this one. You know, you've restored the balance show today. Let me ask you as someone who I look up to, and it's been a mentor of mine, and what do you think I should do with my comedy skill set? Well, with what I have to offer, do you think I should even bother continuing? Or is there something else I should be doing? Well,

Unknown Speaker  1:35:26   look, I guess it comes down to the fact that you'd need to, you need to think you're doing something. And so I mean, I, you know, without getting to mutually backslash B, I really admired you because of the path that you've taken with your comedy. So lucky. I haven't given up in the sense that I don't continue to try and talk to people and make people see what's going on. But as I said, you know, you can now wherever you live, we go to the Bureau of Meteorology, or the CSI row, and I'll tell you how much rainfall you're going to get in 20 years time. I'll tell you how, how much the average temperature where you live, will go up in 20 years time. It'll tell you, I used to think Tasmania was the place to go. But Tasmania is future isn't great. So I, I recommended What was the name of it. So southernmost town on the southern island of New Zealand, but I told too many people about real estate prices have gone up. So I want to go there. Look, there are places but where you are isn't the place. You know, if you're in a high rise building that depends on air conditioning, and mechanical ventilation, and a lift, you're not going to stay there, you can't live there. You can't expect, you know, the pizza delivery boy to climb 18 flights of stairs to give me a paycheck because he can't be bothered going out to buy the ingredients, or everything, just everything will be different to what it is today. And, you know, to get people to understand that is, you know, it's an important first step. And that's why I did the thing, the Tim jam, I really tried to make it personal. And that's why, you know, I'm gonna tell you what you should do or how to do it. But it's about making it personal. It's about taking it away from you know, polar bears will become extinct the ice capsule now, it's not personal to people. Everybody's got a DVD of David Attenborough standing next to a polar bear. And that's all they'll ever know about polar bears. And I'll always have the DVD if they if they ever want to see a polar bear. I forget who said it, but like I think it was it was a science, climate scientists or science communicator or activists who said people are gonna start really caring when the footpath start melting. Yes. Right in

Dan Ilic  1:37:55   the town you're thinking of I think that's Invercargill. Yeah. McCargo it's, it's got the best name in New Zealand Invercargill. Yes.

Unknown Speaker  1:38:04   Lovely and it's a little town and very, very remote. I keep telling people in small country towns if they've got an ANZAC Memorial with a cannon in it, clean it up and pointed back down the road towards Melbourne because when people start fleeing is a last resort anyway. And if

Dan Ilic  1:38:21   we saw that we we saw that during the pandemic is a pandemic hit the cities Iran hit the countryside. Yep,

Unknown Speaker  1:38:28   absolutely. And toilet paper that make your own toilet. Oh, yeah, there's an idea. I've got to never worked out a way of monetizing my concerns but but maybe

Dan Ilic  1:38:43   you could do a masterclass on how to make toilet paper. So that online

Unknown Speaker  1:38:47   Yeah, please don't use poison ivy if you get stuck.

Dan Ilic  1:38:52   Rod, thank you so much for joining us on the greatest moral podcast of our generation. It's always it's always even though you may you may think you're being a realist for me, it was absolute joy. Good idea. Bless you then bye. And that's it for the greatest moral podcast of our generation. big thank you to the Bertha Foundation, road mics, all of our Patreon supporters and also please come along to our bigger shows and our New Castle show and later on our Melbourne and Sydney shows. June five in Newcastle June 13 and bigger June 24 in Sydney and July 10 and 11 in Melbourne. Of course inshallah, I mean, who knows what Melbourne's gonna be like,

Linh Do  1:39:34   we don't want to be in town state potentially either. It's a time so. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  1:39:41   I mean, this is we are recording this on Thursday, Thursday morning. Do we know how long the press conference is gonna be? Is it going to be locked down? What's your bed?

Linh Do  1:39:50   Having come from like, what was it 112 days of lockdown last year, five days is nothing. So that's what it takes. Five days versus 100.

Dan Ilic  1:39:58   Thanks for listening. Thanks. subscribing. Let us know how you feel about this podcast on iTunes with a five star review or four star, you know, whatever. Thanks a lot, fiver

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Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host the ADHD enabled dickhead Dan Ilic. This is the podcast that takes the toughest topics and breaks them open like a pink lunchbox filled with USB sticks. Joining us on the podcast tonight he's been writing and performing satire for so long it's too late to change to something more lucrative like fossil fuel extraction from the chaser it's dumb night. Yes, preferably a fossil myself now

Dom Knight  1:17   but I did try to change careers but I failed. So hello.

Dan Ilic  1:21   And this is an Afghanistan born British journalist who speaks English Farsi, Hindi and dari. But this is her first time speaking Australian from Doha debaters course correction podcast. It's nella Hidayat.

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Dan Ilic  1:37   That was a very honourable attempt. And finally his half torso, half legs, but all heart It's Louis Alba.

Lewis Hobba  1:46   That's right. It's a very strange heart that is really leg shaped at the bottom.

Dan Ilic  1:52   Coming up a little later on the grind and event pal joins us from Kolkata to shed light on whether Prime Minister Modi is the best Indian Prime Minister of all time, or the greatest Indian Prime Minister of all time. But first a message from our sponsor.

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Dan Ilic  3:12   All right, this week's first fear Clive Palmer's proposal a bit of cold nine near the Great Barrier Reef has been dealt with a blow saying the project is not suitable. The problem is not suitable is Clive Palmer's whole brand dinosaurs on a golf course not suitable replica of a titanic the never sailed not suitable spending $60 million on a spoiler campaign to steal votes from labour not suitable paying people who work in his nickel refinery, not suitable dome in a world where coal is king, aka Queensland. How did Clive Palmer lose out to the environment on this one?

Dom Knight  3:47   Well, it's a funny thing. I mean, I gave his holiday for the central Queensland mine came because few years ago Clive read about a Danny he read about all the years of objections. He read about the terrible environmental disaster or the ruining of the groundwater. And he just went home with Tim Tams. I've got an idea for a minute and this is where we are today. I was confused because, look, one thing that Queenslanders do not do is object to mines. You know Queensland has approved coal mines, like they're rejecting coming motorists from New South Wales. I love the coal as though with King Wally Lewis or a ship condo at surface like this is their thing. But then I remembered that Clive Palmer ran in the last election he spent was a $40 million or something I think even though $6 million 0.6% of the vote. This is in Queensland, so they've just Labour's just gone not know Clive, we hate you. You're the one man. Look, if Twiggy first proposes a coal mine Gina Rinehart Daryl summers could prefer Richard PC to get it up but Clive is the one guy who is saying no do not because they don't like Carl that is don't like Clive

Dan Ilic  4:52   urich and Clive is the liability for his own coal mine.

Dom Knight  4:57   I think so. net niloufar If you know Clive Palmer he's he's kind of like the Australian prototype for Donald Trump. except he's actually a billionaire. He was there for about three years. He turned up in a Rolls Royce. And then eventually we got rid of him big time. Yeah, billionaires in politics, it turns out don't mix. So well.

Nelufar Hedayat  5:15   No, it's shocking, because the wide and varied history of the UK has proven not to be not true. I mean, look at today's news, right. So today, we've had calls for Boris Johnson, our Prime Minister to be investigated because he didn't like the former Prime Minister's Theresa Mays wallpaper. He's accused of like spending 1000s and 1000s of pounds doing up number 10 with donor money. And you know what, one of the things that I really find true in the UK is we use the word crony to mean corrupt because we just we don't seem to be able to say corrupt. So there's accusations of cronyism, but this sort of idea of like billionaires coming in, it's I mean, I'm gonna say you got that from us. I'm just gonna say

Lewis Hobba  6:00   the fact that Boris Johnson is gone, you know what I mean, at number 10. And the first thing that I really need to put on this whole place is my personal taste. The idea that his arrogance extends so far that he can go look at this hair. Now imagine the decision I'll make on this wall.

Nelufar Hedayat  6:18   No one's gonna say that Teresa Mays like got the eye on the interior design world, right. But at the same time, he's absolutely shameless. And because he's been baseer, because I'm sure this feller is and kind of walking up with a Rolls Royce or driving up whatever the Rolls Royce, he gets away with it. There's something about politics in a developed world where if you have a personality, people are like, Oh, he's just like us. He's just like us. It doesn't matter if his ancestors are Turkish royalty, or whatever he must be. And it's that sort of gaudiness with which they kind of approach politics that that that means that they can get away with it. it's astounding.

Dom Knight  6:53   I love the Boris Johnson story and I love that the Prime Minister the UK during one of the world's worst pandemics has come out. Well, we better decorate for we can do anything else.

Nelufar Hedayat  7:03   When did you make that decision? Like when 2000 people were dead 20,000 people it's astounding to know that this is something that you know he had time for as well as having a baby. Also, he's

Lewis Hobba  7:12   such a he's such a like giant teenager that you like, how expensive is it just to buy a Reservoir Dogs poster that you're playing?

Unknown Speaker  7:24   The first order of business is to tear down these fluid delays and then put up some racing cars.

Dom Knight  7:32   I love I'm sure Boris and Clive were going everywhere. But I mean, Clive. Yep, see, right. Clive is so ridiculously flamboyant. But at the same time, he is a serious coal miner. He does all this kind of stuff. And this this proposal, the central Queensland mine was an absolute doozy guys. I mean, I had a look at it. And you know how Adani was 160 kilometres from the coast. This is 10 Yeah, 10 kilometres from the barrier. It is on the coastal floodplain, it's an open pit mine. So whenever it rains, the water just gonna wash straight onto the roof. It's extraordinary.

Dan Ilic  8:05   And I love how I love how the government said no at a state level. But then the central Queensland coal company spokesperson said, I think there's still a pathway forward to get this going.

Nelufar Hedayat  8:18   Around the world, like here in the United Kingdom, like Australia has quite a reputation of being a vanguard of being at the forefront of like climate action. And like, you know, banning plastic bags and working on all this stuff. And that's kind of Yeah, we don't know there's a billionaire coal man wandering around trying to absolutely decimate the barrier reef like why are we hearing about this? This is insane.

Lewis Hobba  8:40   Our current prime minister now will just say walked into parliament holding a lump of coal yelling that it wouldn't hurt people like people, these people are

Unknown Speaker  8:51   holding stuff. I mean, snowballs, climate change.

Dom Knight  8:56   We found out this week that he likes touching people to heal them in kind of a Christian way. So the two things he likes touching are people who don't want him to in coal. That's what we're dealing with at the moment,

Unknown Speaker  9:06   are rational fear.

Unknown Speaker  9:08   By believing someone in social media has its virtues and values, to connect people in ways

Unknown Speaker  9:15   those weapons can also be used by anyone a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  9:21   That brings us to the second fear of the week, Australia's biggest doll Blodgett is receiving $19,686 a minute in welfare and that's the fossil fuel industry. Yeah, if you think $19,686 a minute is a lot of money. Well, it is. It's it's kind of more than the Australian government spends on the army. That's more than the Australian government spends on the Air Force. It works out to be about $10 billion a year we could have. We could have 10 more ABCs for that kind of money or at least one ABC that pays Louis Well yeah, finally,

Unknown Speaker  9:52   someone plays I

Dan Ilic  9:55   mean, this is this is great like wasn't one of the biggest plays in the local industry, Exxon Mobil They make $30 billion a year over four years and yet they pay zero tax. So fear mongers let me ask you this, how can we this podcast get some of that? $19,686 a minute?

Nelufar Hedayat  10:12   Well, we can definitely start off by holding these lumps of coal you said.

Unknown Speaker  10:18   Now,

Dan Ilic  10:19   maybe I'm gonna put some recruit oil on my face and turn up in oil face, that'll probably get some sweet sweet dollars. Yeah, do we, if

Lewis Hobba  10:27   we just start digging, like if we just go in the backyard? And like, I reckon they might be called a gang and just like, get like get the dog in there, the dog can mine. How small does the dig have to be before we start getting some of those subsidies?

Nelufar Hedayat  10:38   Well, the closer to the barrier reef, the more likely we are to actually

Dom Knight  10:44   just hit out on that we'll just head out on the roof, go out there on a surfboard and just start literally drilling into coral. And money will fall from the sky.

Dan Ilic  10:54   Now this is actually a generous kind of kind of calculation from the Australia Institute, this $10 billion figure, the IMF did a calculation a few years back that put the cost of health care and the cost of the environment as factors with inside that subsidy. And the number is way bigger. It's like 29 billion US dollars a year in subsidies. It's just mind boggling now. Now you're outside of Australia. On your podcast cause correction. This week, you speak with former Australian Prime Minister Julia Gilad about her time in office and her attempts to bring the emissions trading scheme to Australia. What did you learn about Australia's climate politics? Speaking with her,

Nelufar Hedayat  11:33   actually, that you guys are no better than any one of us, which is quite nice. Actually. Like I said, I mean, around the world, Australia does have a somewhat forward thinking view of climate action. And I don't know where this comes from, because it's blatantly a lie.

Unknown Speaker  11:48   Yes, yes. Yeah. Great.

Dan Ilic  11:52   It's so surprising that you say that because like ever since 1997, the Kyoto Protocol, we have been absolute, malignant assholes when it comes to the international negotiations,

Dom Knight  12:03   your highest per capita emissions.

Unknown Speaker  12:05   I mean, Whatsapp group.

Nelufar Hedayat  12:09   Europe, well, we're not Europeans anymore. Oh, got that. Wow, that just gonna pop that control for later. Now. When we spoke to the Prime Minister, she was very, I think, you know, having lost the election because of her vote because of her carbon tax. It just felt like she had experienced what it's like to be at the forefront of change in that it's awful. Many of the people I've interviewed in my life Malala Yousafzai, Twin Peaks, astronauts, politicians, all types of folks have always kind of had this veneer of like, I'm a Changemaker thing is gonna be great. But on course correction, Judy Gilad just lays it out. And she's a woman. Let's say that let's put that out there. She's a woman so people are less likely to trust her when she says things. So we got into it. We really got into the to the nub of the issue. And yeah, it's a bit disheartening to think that a the messaging is all absolutely shambolic when it comes to climate change, and be that we're gullible enough to fall for it, because we want to believe in the good news, right.

Dan Ilic  13:13   One of the things you said one of the things you said in that episode, which is really interesting was Julia kind of put the case that maybe the ETS was a hard thing to do. And even though it got torn down, it was still a worthy thing to do. Because it makes whatever comes next. Yeah. And the

Nelufar Hedayat  13:30   person, she's a good leader, when it came to the climate bill, when it comes to ETS, she absolutely did all the right things, and she knew she was going to get banned for it. I can name I know, I can't, I can't name a single leader in the world except obviously the benevolent the good and the great Narendra Modi, who would do something along those lines of putting the nation putting something that's idealistic above herself.

Dom Knight  13:53   You say that, but have you heard what our prime minister said this week in joe biden's Climate Summit, because this is impressive. This is impressive thinking it's creative. And I'm very proud of him, he managed to talk about the great carbon emissions that we have the moment all the reductions that we've made, he managed to exclude both the emissions on our exports and on our imports. So Australia's climate emissions look great if you don't count the stuff we dig out of the ground, or the ones that are you know, burnt, making things that what we import, which is every single thing that we have, it's like going to the pub and saying, Well, if you don't include all the BS that I drank, important in my body and the export of vomit at the end of the night, I'm actually sober to drive home.

Dan Ilic  14:41   No, that's it like if you don't understand that's, like

Unknown Speaker  14:46   none of the trick.

Dan Ilic  14:47   None of this is true. None of this is tricky. None of this is hard. It's like it's fake accounting. One of my favourite things that was said though, was by your prime minister now. Boris Johnson, I think get a message for the whole world. When he was talking let me play a bit of that it's vital for all of us to show that this is not all about some expensive politically correct green active bunny hugging or however you want to put it I'm not even with bunny hugging you know what I'm driving at? You know what he's driving at? He's no he's it's not about Bernie hacking.

Nelufar Hedayat  15:24   reputation of these United Kingdom's is what he's driving out funny hugging Mother of God I really just flattened by that. I mean that man represents my life. Like he is the person that we thought was best fit.

Unknown Speaker  15:43   This is a rational view.

Dan Ilic  15:46   This week's third fear international travellers in the UK will be asked to show their COVID vaccination test status with the NHS smartphone app. It's the same app that people book their NHS tests on. For me, it's it's problematic as the NHS app is only available for people in the UK, if they want. If they want international people to use it. They should use an app that everybody else uses like Tinder or something, you know, you got the Vax swipe right away, you go off to your baggage collection. Now what other problems do you see with this NHS passport?

Nelufar Hedayat  16:15   So first of all, Michael Gove, he's kind of looking after this sort of thing. And we've got Mr. Wahby, who's in charge of the vaccination effort and trying to sort all of this stuff out, they have not come together in a consensus or a unified voice. So we literally don't know what's going on. In fact, the Guardian Today reported that the cop COVID passports that we thought were essential for going into pubs, just for quick payments of mates, or to restaurants is now being annexed and moved away into a different app into a certificate. And then there's going to be a passport, that means that you can go to some European countries, but only if you're wearing a yellow hat and holding a song. Here's my thing with all of this is COVID has shown us like just it's just been an absolute eye opener in terms of the haves and the have nots and how we have in the global north chosen to divide society. It was obviously a big raucous around the world a couple of weeks ago, when it's been proven that most of the vaccine 80% of the vaccines in the world have gone to the global north. And that's why you end up with situations that may or may not be happening in India right now.

Dan Ilic  17:15   Finally, finally, the term global South makes sense for Australia. It's like yeah, we're now in the global south. We're not getting any vaccine.

Unknown Speaker  17:24   Welcome to that. Not so, good club.

Nelufar Hedayat  17:26   One of the main things that I'm concerned about is this holiday home loophole. Right. So if you have a holiday home, you can like bypass all the queues, all the lines, forget the bureaucracy that has to come with this thing not to mention that I could probably just pick up a piece of paper, stick a sticker on it and call it a passport myself. Like there is no thoughts, no foresight, no nothing going into this and it's going to create an absolute storm of it. When it comes to student holiday time

Dom Knight  17:55   versus dad's been using that as a reason versus dead Ben jaunting off to Spain or something to his holiday house. Yeah,

Nelufar Hedayat  18:01   it's a Stanley I can't remember his name he Hanley Stanley Stanley is a legend. Not Not Not a good legend. So much of it going on in the UK. But But you know, we have a different lexicon for it in the global north in Europe. We don't call it corruption. We don't call it misplacement of public funds. We don't call it ineptitude. Within the public service. We say it's a Bumble. We say, mommy huggers, we say that it's it's all gonna be all right on the you know, on the night and all this kind of chat. So so I don't what I what I'm really terrified of is that we're going to stumble into another situation where people are going to pay the price for government ever. And that's what's happening here with this

Dan Ilic  18:46   pen. And mostly it's those people who still have got a Nokia 3310 because you know, the app doesn't work on that. Yeah,

Nelufar Hedayat  18:53   I know. I you know, I think your Tinder Tinder thing is good shout out. And if Michael Gove cabinet ministers listening right now, I would like you to think about this as a sensible option because your NHS app is actual shite.

Lewis Hobba  19:05   So you're asking for Michael Gove to get on Tinder. Is that what you're officially putting on the record?

Unknown Speaker  19:11   He'll do well,

Dan Ilic  19:12   on next we speak with an event pal from India. But before we get to him, the ABC sports reporter Jared code has a podcast and I was a guest on it. And I promised to run an ad for that show.

Lewis Hobba  19:21   Speaking of cronyism, that's

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Dan Ilic  19:33   here it is.

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Dan Ilic  20:29   Now, you may have heard things that go into shit in India, but I'm not talking about the arrival of the British. That was some time ago, India's COVID cases are climbing fast. And they've hit a new global record with over 350,000 new cases per day this week with official numbers saying that around 2000 people a day are dying. But the real numbers are probably much worse. Joining us to agree with the official numbers or face arrest by Prime Minister Modi is the great and EVAP How can I innovate? What's

Anuvab Pal  20:56   it like where you are? Everything's perfectly fine. Nothing wrong at all. Just a tranquil tranquil day in India. Some people are saying that they watched a new release in the theatres just before we had the lockdown. And that release was King Kong Vs. Godzilla. And a lot of us could identify with what happened to the cities in and, and looking at those cities. People were saying, Yeah, this is a perfectly reasonable place to live. And that's how we're living right now. So So basically, we're in a Hollywood movie set, and it's everything else you hear is an exaggeration. It's made up. Just give me one second, I'm just going to turn down the surveillance camera. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Now we can have a conversation. Yeah, we're all gonna die.

Lewis Hobba  21:56   so considerate of Modi to give you a volume button on camera. And that's really,

Anuvab Pal  22:01   it. You know, it's one of those things, we stopped our exports from China. So a lot of our technology isn't working, right. So as I'm just getting past that loophole by being able to turn this down, I can just tell you how bad things were just one quick example, which is, I mean, I leave the news for all the grim, morbid stuff, a petty criminal, a thief in the Central State of Madhya Pradesh, who was an expert thief, he was very good at stealing small things like car hubcaps. Lots of random steel equipment, like he was an expert, decoyed he stole a large shipment of vaccines. And he returned it with a note in Hindi saying, I'm sorry, I didn't know. These were vaccines. So even petty criminals are stepping up to do the job for the Government of India. We're in a condition where basically, I'm turning to my high school group to see if we can help each other and I hate my I read the day before I was telling my wife how the whole a bunch of third treat, you know, scumbag bastard. Now we see each other's lives. So rule is, I guess never dis your high school friends. Because even if you hate them, they'll come through when the government doesn't.

Dom Knight  23:17   I would like to thank Anna Bob's classmates signing up to the Patreon.

Unknown Speaker  23:20   Yeah.

Dan Ilic  23:23   I mean, that would be great. I know. There's a big audience in India and a vibe. So please tweet about this. Now lections are still happening in the in the state of West Bengal with around 17,000 cases per day. Still, how does one responsibly campaign to get elected there?

Anuvab Pal  23:40   Yeah. So I'm in the city where there's elections today, in central Calcutta. It's one of the phases where Calcutta is the capital of Western goal. Yeah, elections are going on. Now. I was curious to know what why an individual would come out and attend an election rally. In the middle of this right. We're in the middle of 40 degrees heat, and you are a very poor Indian person working on a farm. If you go to listen to an election rally, you're going to lose a day's work. So why would you why who in their right mind would go and listen to political speeches in the middle of this. And then I found out in true Indian fashion, there's bribery involved. So you know, one of the age old things were very good at cricket and bribery. So what they give you is they give you 500 rupees and a packet of biryani, if you go and attend these speeches, and to be honest, I would go for 500 rupees and a packet of brownie and it doesn't even matter which side you're listening to really,

Dan Ilic  24:38   what is 500 rupees worth in in dollars. How

Anuvab Pal  24:42   do you get a Coca Cola and I don't know a sandwich of some kind. But the point is, that's how you get crowds you know, and it's something we comedians should learn from. When you know we play to empty houses at the end of COVID you know, some biryani and because you're looking at these pack crowds and the media is like What the hell? Why the hell would you do this? that problem? I have no answer for I mean, you'd have to ask. Or once again, the cameras back on again are fantastic Prime Minister Modi. Every scholarly answer philosophical Hansen, Prime Minister Modi. I could do that in 3434 languages if you'd like.

Dan Ilic  25:22   I'm speaking of the hat, the very handsome and the render birdie at Facebook has banned the hashtag resign Modi. Why, why? Why can they? Why can they prevent Narendra Modi from having hurt feelings but not prevent genocide in Myanmar?

Anuvab Pal  25:34   You know, one of the things that Prime Minister Modi has understood about history is that if you constantly Forget it, then you can repeat it. And to everyone, it's new, you know, that's the thing. So, if you hadn't had the Nuremberg trials, then if you ever had something like Nazi Germany, again, people be like, Whoa, what is this? This is amazing. What is this? You know, so But if you don't, if you don't have regret, shame, if you don't ever say I'm sorry, you can keep going. You can keep doing stuff. And there's a new narrative that's, that's coming out from the government, which basically says, forget the past. Let's all worked together, forget the past. Now, the past was about six minutes. So that's a really good way to think about forget the guys lying here, this is dead. Forget

Dan Ilic  26:25   about the future now that that word help us. And speaking of the past this week, Australia is closing its borders to India. Now the rate of infection per capita in India is because it is so huge, the rate of infection is about the same as Italy and the United States and the UK about 200 per million. It's almost it's almost like there's something different between the people of India and the people of the UK and USA, but I can't put my finger on it. And in fact, do you have any idea why Australia is trading India so

Anuvab Pal  26:55   differently? It's an age old thing. It's an age old thing. It's been going on for 1000s of years. The Americans are in denial of it. And you know, all know what I'm talking about. It's the big word. It's cricket. Basically, you know what happened? I mean, some show some people that five people that follow cricket in the world, probably know that the Indian cricket team beat everyone in Australia, if they get away, they might do it again. So why not just ban everyone? Other people are saying racism, I don't think it's racism. I really think that's what it is. They just don't want these 11 people to get there again.

Dan Ilic  27:32   I think I've got a picture of two cricketers flying internally in India. This is them on a domestic flight, David Warner, and Kane Williamson on a flight internally in India. It's like the only people who have got these guys or four people on the podcast. They're dressed head to toe in hazmat kind of suits. They don't even real hazmat suits. They're like dust certs that painters wear and they've got masks on. And that's about it. Like it's not even not even a real, not even a real kind of hazmat suit.

Dom Knight  28:01   Well, the news have just come through this evening that, in fact, to Australian cricketers have found a way through the blockade or you've got to do you've just got to fly to Doha, do the tests in Doha and then come back from there and oh, and also be white and rich?

Unknown Speaker  28:18   was very, very well.

Dom Knight  28:19   I don't know who it is. They haven't been identified, but I suspect that Steve Smith and Dave wanted just sandpapering through the rules.

Lewis Hobba  28:26   Yeah, the other the other only other alternative is if you get cast in the new Thor film,

Unknown Speaker  28:32   as well.

Dan Ilic  28:33   Yeah, at this point, there are so many Hemsworth they could create their own cricket team. I think there is a thing that is 11 and Swiss brothers,

Unknown Speaker  28:40   then I might watch cricket. I mean,

Nelufar Hedayat  28:44   we should look into this Australia.

Anuvab Pal  28:48   I did see somewhere that your prime minister said he wasn't going to give a special claim to Australian cricketers to go back. And, and I think that there's good reason for it. Because, given some of your leading players spend so much time in India, a couple of them are in Bollywood films. They've done their own romantic comedies here. I just recently saw your former captain in a chewing tobacco commercial, I think they'll have a harder time proving their Australian credentials.

Dom Knight  29:14   I think if you'd seen one of Brett lays a Bollywood movies as I have, you would close the borders permanently. No restraints ever again.

Anuvab Pal  29:22   Now there you go. Tom probably knows more about Bollywood that I do. I was three minutes of that film. And then I did not watch cricket for six months. So I don't know if you've sat through it. You're a better Indian person than I am. So.

Dom Knight  29:34   Well, one question I have for you on a verb is about these numbers. And we mentioned that the rate of infection is looks on paper like the West but I talked to my wife is Indian. And she said, Look, no one believes the numbers. Both because they can't possibly catch everyone because there's slums. Things are doing really badly there. But also, people just think the government is changing the numbers. Is that the sense you get on the ground there?

Anuvab Pal  29:58   Yeah, I mean, look, there's small discrepancy. sees the just the tiny factor of 100 is the lie. So saying one, basically, numbers 100. So if you can work out what that equation is, from the lie to the actual, you'll be fine. And this goes back to an old indian thing that we have. And maybe it has something to do with being in a third world country, maybe something to do with a complex about not being rich enough as a country that people always say, you know, never, never, like, accept blame for anything. Because, you know, we have this phrase in India, where the where the prepositions are messed up, and the phrases it will come on you. It can be inappropriately translated in the West. But what they really mean is, and I don't mean to intrude on anyone's private life here, but what they really mean is, you will be blamed for it all. So you know, if say, India is reporting a million deaths, everyone be like, Oh, my God, look at India million deaths, India. And it's, it's, they teach us this in high school as well, just if you've done something wrong, don't admit it. Otherwise, it's just going to come on.

Dom Knight  31:06   He said, Prime Minister, Scott Morrison Indian.

Anuvab Pal  31:11   This The thing with the COVID COVID thing. And we did this at the last wave as well. Basically, if you don't admit, it's going on, it's not happening. And we solve Indian family conflicts that way as well. If we suppress it long enough, one or the other party will die after really resolve the problem, but what's happening is now India has a lot of good data scientists and the want to tell the world the facts, right. They want to you know, they have we have brilliant scientists, we have brilliant civic society, people who studied abroad who want to give people the reality. And what the government is saying is that these are made up numbers to make India look bad. So that's the new thing that's going on. Because it's not a pandemic. It's a fashion show, and you cannot look bad.

Dan Ilic  31:52   I want to thank you for joining us on irrational fear. And I hope you don't get arrested because of this podcast. Like so many of your country, people have been arrested for tweeting things about Modi on Twitter. So thanks. Thanks so much for joining us on irrational fear.

Anuvab Pal  32:06   It's my pleasure by the way My name is not about Paul, this never happened. But I wish you guys wherever you are. Good luck.

Dan Ilic  32:15   That's it for the show tonight. big thank you to Dom night nella had died and Louis harbour and an EVAP How do you guys got anything to plug? Don't you wanna plug anything?

Dom Knight  32:23   I'm doing absolutely nothing other than this has been wonderful.

Dan Ilic  32:27   What would you like to plug

Nelufar Hedayat  32:29   in podcasts out right now across all reputable podcasts? Sure. Which is Spotify, Apple podcasts and Stitcher and all of that. Please listen. It's really good. I'm in it could

Dan Ilic  32:37   cause correction. It is very good. All check it in the show notes. Louis, you want to plug anything?

Lewis Hobba  32:41   Oh, you know what, actually, yeah, for the first time in the history of this podcast. I actually have launched a new podcast in the last few weeks. Yeah, it's called simply the jest. It's from our radio show that we do on Triple J. It is though, like most insane stories, that Triple J listers which might not mean much to you know that. They're basically like a bunch of beautiful, psychotic wild grumps. Every week, we give them a topic and anyone in the country can call in and tell their story very quickly. And we hear about 20 and then we pick our favourite one and it is Darius

Dan Ilic  33:18   Lewis and I have shows coming up in Vega and Newcastle. Stay tuned for that. And we've also got a show coming up in Chippendale sometimes, which just got moved this week, which is fantastic. big thank you to rode mics, the birther Foundation, our wonderful Patreon supporters, Jacob brown on the tepanyaki timeline. The incredible Rupert Degas for his incredible God voice over at the stone at the start of the show. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Goodnight

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Dan Ilic  0:08   I'm well I'm well and a big Hello to all of our new Patreon supporters Louis Sam. You know how last week Lewis was a record breaking week for our Patreon supporters?

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Dan Ilic  0:27   Well, it's thanks to Dave like this week is even more 14 new Patreon subscribers big thank you to Trey Ryan Christie Osborne Professor Hilary bambrick from the climate council previous fear monger on the show Lisette Salah Vich Eleanor booth Dylan Joel Matt Smith, Joseph bass, Jacqueline Flynn, Jared Van Dijk travelling Gilmore, Megan Villa just signed on just moments before we started the broadcast more expensive from the climate collective. Carrie, who is only signing up for Gabby bolts she insists that you know where she insists we're okay. That Gabby bolt is the real star of the show.

Lewis Hobba  1:00   That's fair. That's absolutely fair. We'll still take the money. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Dan Ilic  1:04   Yeah. And speaking of Gabby bolts she's going to be performing at our Melbourne International Comedy Festival show. April 11. We're Amelia weekend a little bit of why we've sold over 100 seats, which means there's still 150 to go because I booked this big book the biggest the festival.

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Lewis Hobba  1:22   No One books comedy more than awake out there. Now. That's true. That's true. That's true.

Unknown Speaker  1:27   Relax.

Dan Ilic  1:28   Yeah, you know, I have a theory like if we only sell like 150 seats in the 250 seat venue, we can space everyone out and say it's COVID safe.

Lewis Hobba  1:35   Anything's a sellout in 2021.

Dan Ilic  1:37   Speaking of sailing out I did a TVC this month you might have seen me on TV. Sorry about that. Sometimes you got to make money. I'm recording my end of a rational view on gadigal land and the Euro nation sovereignty was never stated. We need a treaty. Let's start the show

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Dan Ilic  2:04   Tonight we finally unblocked this sewers but London parliament is full of shifts and Australia has missed its COVID vaccine by 85%. The country has messed up this much since landing on the beta gallipoli's and southeast Queensland comes out of a three day lockdown wild northern New South Wales narrowly avoids an outbreak of blues and roads. It's the second of April 2021 We ain't no fools. This is irrational fear.

Welcome to rational fi. I'm your host former Australian Financial Review senior political operative Dan Ilitch. This is a rational fear that podcast that takes the scariest news stories of the week and unwisely laughed in their face. Let's meet our fear bunkers for tonight. Thanks to Brisbane locked down our first guest can now spend less time doing stand up comedy shows and spend more time with his beloved ride on lawnmower. Zooming in from southeast Queensland. It's Mr. hotspot himself cry quartermaine wangi.

Craig Quatermaine  3:09   Good evening, everybody. And yeah, don't don't talk about

Dan Ilic  3:15   Renee, you're right on lawn mode. Here we we need. When you first got a ride on lawn mower, did

Craig Quatermaine  3:21   you think God I've made it? I did not want it in any way. And I did not want this amount of grass. And there's something that happens when you're in your late 30s. And you look around and I modal that and this is just this free pride. Yeah, I just became obsessed. I became one of those guys. That World War Two barbecuing mowing your lawn. And I've got two of the three of them.

Lewis Hobba  3:44   Are you part of the Facebook group? The Australian lawn enthusiasts group?

Craig Quatermaine  3:50   No,

Lewis Hobba  3:51   no, I'm not. I'm gonna send you this link. I followed them like three years ago for some dumb thing that we were doing on the radio. City. Yeah, I grew up. I grew up in the country. I grew up on a ride on mower. But I don't I don't need it now because I realised that they suck and it's work. So I'm trying to stay far away from that life as possible. But you should get involved with this group. It's passionate. I get

Craig Quatermaine  4:15   it. I completely feel it absolutely is one of those things. I never, I could never become one of those guys now. It's it's trying to figure out how I can do an entire acre without backtracking.

Dan Ilic  4:28   It's like, welcome back to the largest loans of Australia podcast. Our next guest has just hit a milestone of 8000 Twitter followers. Was it her charm, her stand up success or maybe it was her constant tweets about the Suez Canal? It's Kirsty women.

Unknown Speaker  4:45   Hello.

Kirsty Webeck  4:46   Hey going,

Dan Ilic  4:48   Kirsty Welcome to the 8000 Club. How does it feel to have 8000 Twitter followers? Oh,

Kirsty Webeck  4:54   it's an immense amount of stress. I think it would be rivalled only by Craig having to manage that amount

Dan Ilic  5:03   Finally, it's the man that all young up and coming radio broadcast as a calling the ever given of Triple J. It's loose.

Lewis Hobba  5:11   That's true. I am I am too big and no one can get rid of me.

Dan Ilic  5:18   Coming up a little later on, we'll be giving Kemal a call. After years of research, he's finally gotten the answer to why so many people are so unkind and the answer will surprise you. But first, here's a message from our sponsor.

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Unknown Speaker  6:41   of clarifying things.

Unknown Speaker  6:42   Nope. Keep a helping hand for our big swinging decks authorised by irrational fear on behalf of the Australian Government camera.

Dan Ilic  6:50   First year this week, Australia has missed his targets for vaccination. Now, I'm not saying that they've, you know, injected everyone in their eyeballs. No, the state and federal governments have only vaccinated 600,000 people missing the target set by the pm some months ago, or 4 million, which is basically missing it by 85%, which is huge. The federal government is updated the target to 4 million by the end of April. In order to achieve that they'll need to do the equivalent of 121,000 shots a day. And with music festivals cancelled, there's still even less opportunity to double up with other drugs a fear mongers, how can the government made the hit goal of 4 million doses by the end of April Louis? Well, I

Lewis Hobba  7:30   mean, first of all, I think anyone who's ever listened to this podcast knows that we were pretty in glass houses when it comes to laughing at someone from the doing 15% of the expected job. I want to be very clear in that as an Australian, I think we can all relate to that achievement. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  7:49   Do you think this is going to embark? Do you think this is going to big up the government in the eyes of regular Australia? Because

Unknown Speaker  7:55   like, Oh, you

Dan Ilic  7:56   know, they're blogging on the blog? Yeah, I totally.

Lewis Hobba  8:00   I think they'll just be like, why didn't you get to formulate it? They're like, Oh, I might as long weekend. We knocked off pretty early on Thursday. We'll be back Tuesday. But you know, Tuesday's a short week, so really, we're looking at maybe April 12. And I think most people can look at that and go sure I can I back that.

Dan Ilic  8:17   Kirsty's is a big concern for you not being able to get the shot sooner.

Kirsty Webeck  8:21   Not necessarily for me, but I think someone should get it.

Unknown Speaker  8:27   Like give it

Unknown Speaker  8:28   give it to someone bleeding hearts over here. Give it to someone.

Kirsty Webeck  8:32   I reckon, though, that what they need to do is train up all of the musicians that are out of work at the moment get them given the jabber out

Lewis Hobba  8:41   everyone who is supposed to play blues fest retrain them as a as a as a nurse or doctor.

Unknown Speaker  8:46   Absolutely.

Kirsty Webeck  8:47   I know. Well, I mean, they could go to medical school for eight years and they'd be right up.

Dan Ilic  8:54   Craig, you're in the you're in the hot spot of of southeast Queensland. You need three cases. How are you coping?

Craig Quatermaine  9:01   I couldn't be further away from everyone. So it's pretty good. It's not that bad. Queensland Is This Really? I'm from Western Australia. Queensland has is very, we had aggressive exception. The case of you know, they hear about the stuff Oh, we got to wear a mask. I can hear right. And then that's it. That's as far

as been great. And, but it's just interesting for me, because, yeah, they're still not giving them out. We're trying to lift it. I mean, it's amusing for me. I ran 10k yesterday. I'm in pretty good Nick. But just because I'm indigenous and nearly 40 you get the vaccine before any of you Oh, the fucking it's hilarious. As far as getting up vaccinations, I don't know maybe you got you got to show a certificate or something like the only way you can watch married at first sight is if you get the jab awesome shit like that, but just Yeah Is that like that

Lewis Hobba  10:03   I actually loved that idea, Craig. I think if you told everyone that it was lip filler, instead of like, this is the Pfizer lip filler and then you just like we just need to test it out on your arm and then once it's Think of it as Botox but for your for your bicep.

Unknown Speaker  10:20   When you were in politics, a group of male politicians who called themselves the swinging digs sought to block your career aspirations.

Unknown Speaker  10:28   I believe it was big swinging decks. So there was obviously an overexcited imagination on the part of some I would suggest a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  10:39   This week second fear ladies look up your tradies because they could have rabies or worse COVID-19 in perhaps the most Australian of COVID-19 stories, a Gold Coast trainee who works part time as a stripper, most recently at a hinge night in Byron Bay has been linked to the Queensland hospital cluster that sparked the lightest lockdown. You know, he's actually updated his routine he now plays performs to Joe caucus hit you can leave your mask on. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I've got two shakes of the head and 111 sympathy nod from

Lewis Hobba  11:14   Kirsty you have no way of physically keeping us at this podcast and I will walk

Dan Ilic  11:19   I will walk. It's easy to blame the NBN and Smokeout is easy. I reckon if Kemal wasn't coming on a little bit later, y'all would have walked the mongers. stripper trainees essential workers, Craig.

Craig Quatermaine  11:35   I think so. I think they're a bit of it's really really because this isn't the thing my mom was supposed to come up and visit. And this guy being like, this is the whole scare that stopped. Because Yeah, mums in a late 60s. She was supposed to come up and because of this case, she didn't make it into Queensland. She's gonna stay out in Victoria. And it's well, not because she skated COVID is because she swore he can't get a lap dance.

You got it. The thing is, you hear the in here stereotypes and you hear all these sort of ridiculous stories. Then you spent one night in the Gold Coast like yeah, this makes sense. It's totally

Dan Ilic  12:17   The tradie has such this iconic stranglehold on on on Australian culture. Do you think this has done any damage to the icon of the tradie? Kirsty?

Kirsty Webeck  12:27   No, absolutely not. Like, if anything, the part of the story that I'm most fixated on is that he went to visit his nana, And I'm like, He's a good boy.

Dan Ilic  12:41   I didn't know that step out of the story.

Kirsty Webeck  12:43   I think if anything, he's, he's increased. The standing in the community. Definitely, in my opinion.

Unknown Speaker  12:51   I love him.

Lewis Hobba  12:52   As with all COVID things, it's always funny until it's not. But it'll be interesting to see what happens with the Byron Bay outbreak because I don't know how much time you spent around there. But trying to get them to wear masks is going to be it's going to be like feeding a toddler vegetables like it is going to be one of the toughest challenges in human history.

Dan Ilic  13:10   If you told them that wearing a mask was cultural appropriation though they'd probably do

Lewis Hobba  13:16   if you connected it to an Indian headdress, American headdress rather. That's right. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  13:20   Everyone in Coachella is wearing masks, man. Everyone's got its traditional Navajo dress.

Craig Quatermaine  13:25   I believe you're digging the boots into people that have just been robbed Xavier Rudd each pair of pricks. They've been through it.

Lewis Hobba  13:38   We've only had 20 chances a year for the last 20 years to catch up.

Unknown Speaker  13:45   To it Robert he resigns from the table ministry for breaching ministerial code and 2018 set 200,000 Rolex watches from a Chinese billionaire he's a parliamentary speech written by a property developer is $38,000 for home internet and says my bag when he incorrectly blamed cyber attack for centerlink going down last

Unknown Speaker  14:02   year. How does this bloke get more responsibility in your shop

Unknown Speaker  14:05   when someone does a good job like that

Lewis Hobba  14:07   they show that they can take on responsibility if they can get things done for Australians

Dan Ilic  14:11   a rational fear this week's third fear in Scientology news. Now apparently Australia's become a tax haven for this Church of Scientology. It enjoys its tax exempt status in Australia whereas in other countries like the UK, it actually has to pay tax. So the Australian arm of the not for profit church between 2013 and 2019 has made a profit of $65.4 million. Which is insane. The church makes a profit of about 30% more than companies and Australian stock went on the Australian Stock Exchange. When it comes to purchase Goa. It is made $102,000 per church goer whereas the Catholic Church has only made 5600 per head. Now the total assets in Australia from the Church of Scientology totals $326 million. It kind of makes sense. Now with all these celebrities coming here to make these films, I guess fishmonger's, to what extent does this make the Church of Scientology appealing to you, Kirsty? Is this exciting for you?

Kirsty Webeck  15:12   Yeah, I find that today after I. Allegedly, they will be claiming that they're putting all that money into properties in which they can carry on their religious teachings. And I just want to get inside those properties. But there'll be paralysis. I want to see what's happening in there. Yeah, I want to swim in the infinity pool.

Dan Ilic  15:40   I don't know if you saw there's a photo of the headquarters in chatswood. in Sydney, it used to be a campus of the University of Technology, Sydney, but now the Church of Scientology is bought, they bought an entire university campus and turn it into their Australian headquarters. It's, it's incredible.

Lewis Hobba  15:58   I think, like the big difference when you start thinking of the Catholic Church in Scientology, apart from things is, I think, you know, you look at all of the money that the Catholic Church has. And so obviously, there's a lot of bad and let's all just accept that in pocket. But if you're looking for the positives, you know, there's a lot of there's a lot of songs, there's a lot of art, you can go and see some sculptures you can pop into, you know, you can go to Rome and wander around and have a look you like, they're ostentatious with their wealth in a way that you can go, I can see where my money's going. Whereas I feel like Scientology missed that trick. I would love to be able to go and see the you know, the modern version of DaVinci. David, where it's just a tiny little statue of Tom Cruise with his dick out like this. There's room out there. I feel like they jumped

Craig Quatermaine  16:47   on surveillance equipment.

Unknown Speaker  16:51   That's their art. Yeah,

Craig Quatermaine  16:52   they don't have any big gold statues. I'm with Jesse though, as far as a Korean. Why not? What is a struggling comedian like myself? Why wouldn't you sign up with sites? I think they take less than most managers. argue with the results.

Kirsty Webeck  17:10   Let's get them to produce our Comedy Festival shows in 2022. Take it from there. But

Craig Quatermaine  17:24   as far as religions go, let's be honest, it's not the weirdest one name,

Unknown Speaker  17:28   the latest one, like

Craig Quatermaine  17:34   underpants is a dude that rose after three days is like, Well, you could just keep going, in a perspective that all of these religions are like 2000 years old. That's hilarious to me. Anyway. If you're looking for a look at the capital gains in Scientology, fuck it, why not?

Dan Ilic  17:50   They actually like looking at this article actually structured like how Google and Facebook and apple or offshore their money, they give out loans to the other international arms of the business and then they charge almost like franchise fees and licencing fees back to the other parts of the business. And so you kind of got this aggregate it's like Australia is a place where there's like this storing the wealth of the entire church. Because other tax other tax jurisdictions mean that the tax the money will go to go to tax will go to governments.

Lewis Hobba  18:22   It's proposing a heist. Alright, let's

Dan Ilic  18:30   do Hang on a sec. Now. Now this week's Hang on a sec comes from Sky News Australia. Apparently,

Gina Rinehart has launched a joke book. Yeah. I'm gonna play the news story. At any point you at any point you want to chime in just say Hang on a second, I'll stop the tape.

Unknown Speaker  18:49   They say laughter is the best medicine and mining magnate Gina Rinehart has wants more of it to be shared

Lewis Hobba  18:55   these little bits of Hang on a second. Yeah, well, what does like before we even get to the insanity of this idea? That introduction makes no sense. She's not a doctor. So to say laughter is the best medicine. Like what why is that even an appropriate introduction for a mining magnate? I'd have thought like, you'd have gone something like every comedians looking for the gold and dug up heaps of it or something you don't I mean, like, I haven't really thought about it, but I wouldn't have gone with medicine.

Craig Quatermaine  19:24   I love that. exactly the point where you stop that she looks like a witch.

Unknown Speaker  19:28   Sort of bits of

Kirsty Webeck  19:30   humour to hopefully bring some smile to faces.

Unknown Speaker  19:33   She began gathering jokes and stories for friends in hospital. Now they've been put together into a book to bring moments of joy to those who need it. Most people in this book

Craig Quatermaine  19:43   in jumping on to St. Jude have done the corporate

Unknown Speaker  19:53   How much does it pay?

Unknown Speaker  19:56   Ridiculous

Kirsty Webeck  20:03   Look, I would have been seated. I wouldn't have done a set.

Dan Ilic  20:06   Craig, you would have been one of the prime candidates to do the corporate as a former person who worked in the mines themselves Surely,

Craig Quatermaine  20:12   Luke Okay, so I have taken dirty mining money several times. But in my defence when I did feel guilty about making money of digging up my ancestral home, I bought myself a really nice pair of shoe mining gigs and Wi Fi so much. And it's after seeing this video and seeing whose presence and that is basically a junket. And that sky, I'm pretty confident would be the only people reporting on it because they own half of that station. I can't even imagine what the hell DMC got paid just to turn up and do that. And they're just, it's just because you grind their bones to make you bread doesn't mean you know how to make kids laugh

Kirsty Webeck  21:06   as a man died, but I think they have left us with things that are highly relevant. today.

Unknown Speaker  21:12   It's a project close to her heart. Dina Reinhardt's Cambodian daughter's design the book cover,

Lewis Hobba  21:18   hang on a second. Where is this journalist currently because it seems to be like she's in an empty pub. Is that is that the launch?

Craig Quatermaine  21:26   I think that launch just the journalist and Gina Rinehart and an empty pop Sky News for all the money and everything they have pumped into it. All of their journos in regional state so if that's in Perth, or wherever it is, a lot of images vj so it's just the journalists and their cameras. She's probably filming that herself. Yeah, yeah.

Dan Ilic  21:45   Yeah, Louis you

Lewis Hobba  21:46   don't don't try to make me feel sorry for a Sky News journalist.

Unknown Speaker  21:50   I'm not trying to

Craig Quatermaine  21:54   sign up for evil pricks

Unknown Speaker  22:00   the magic of technology connecting speakers and guests. Those from Parliament House the Royal Flying Doctor Service and pest Polly attending virtually to share their favourite journalistic

Dan Ilic  22:10   so the Royal Flying Doctors, journalists, people in Parliament House and pest Polly, the the the polkadot that

Lewis Hobba  22:21   like pill company,

Unknown Speaker  22:23   yeah, what was what?

Unknown Speaker  22:23   What?

Dan Ilic  22:24   What's going on over here? Why is this valley logic

Lewis Hobba  22:27   a joke, but I imagine she's when she just be one of their biggest customers. When you have a lot of pills to clot. You need to constantly be updating your pill collection. It's incredible.

Unknown Speaker  22:37   And quotes

Unknown Speaker  22:38   if you want something, said ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

Unknown Speaker  22:45   Yeah, guess say laughter is desperate.

Lewis Hobba  22:48   is Gina plugging this officer? Oh, she's just literally gone on like Wikipedia jokes. She's stolen them she had you wouldn't you'd be failed for this at university?

Dan Ilic  22:56   No, she absolutely has. And she's like taking names from people's emails and put them in the book. Like, there's one in there saying, with a mum pointing to a girl say, Listen here, little girl, if you got to stop lying, otherwise, you'll become an ABC journalist. Like that's, that's one of the jugs of the book. They like right wing ship posts, put in book form to give Cambodian children some joy.

Lewis Hobba  23:19   And that that that Jabba the ABCs really gonna bring a smile to the face of someone in hospital

Unknown Speaker  23:25   in an era of political correctness,

Unknown Speaker  23:28   keeping warm and enjoying the laughs I mean, who doesn't need a laugh right now? Seriously, Gina

Unknown Speaker  23:33   is a woman of the world literally. And she's a great friend and I just admire

Lewis Hobba  23:39   Hang on a second. Where does Bronwyn Bishop think the rest of women?

Dan Ilic  23:45   Definitely not the world. What? Whatever planet whatever Roman bishops from.

Lewis Hobba  23:52   I was born in a helicopter flying from Melbourne to jalon. So I was not really off the world. I was up the sky.

Unknown Speaker  23:59   profits from jokes and joys are going to the Cambodian Children's Fund shine awards, the Royal Flying Doctor Service and country Women's Association. Gabriella palla, Sky News.

Dan Ilic  24:12   And you can get a copy of that book from somewhere. And that helps all those kids good on them. That's very good.

Lewis Hobba  24:20   I mean, like, do obviously all the money that goes to the kids, the better but how much do you reckon that money? How much do you think that book will make compared to how quickly she could have just given them the money? It's gonna make like,

Dan Ilic  24:31   yeah, it's gonna make like 600 bucks. Like that's, that's all it's kind of like, I tried to look for a link to buy the book and you can't get the link anyway. Like, maybe she's trying to sell it, you know, to her workers or something. I don't know.

Lewis Hobba  24:44   Gina needs the Scientologists to manage this book distribution.

Dan Ilic  24:48   Do you guys have your own jokes for a genuine heart stroke book? I've written a couple. Knock knock. Who's there? 200 200 Whoa. 200 Korean workers on board. Five Seven phases working 84 hours a week at $16 an hour to build Roy Hill iron ore mine.

Lewis Hobba  25:07   I feel like you could you could get brevity if you just like funniest joke tax.

Unknown Speaker  25:14   Rational fear

Unknown Speaker  25:18   is Kamala coming up next.

Unknown Speaker  25:20   Yes he is.

Dan Ilic  25:21   Could you ask him to smile so we can save a lot of people may have thought that that was in terribly bad taste we'll have one. This is a rational fear. Joining us now is a man known to irrational fear diehard fans. He is Kumar Welcome back to irrational fear Kemal

Kamahl  25:35   Thank you. Glad to be with you.

Dan Ilic  25:38   Now, last week, during some press for Dancing with the Stars Dara summers lamented that he had Saturday wasn't on TV anymore because of cancelled culture, which meant you couldn't get away with good, clean fun. Then a guy on Twitter john Patterson published a clip from Hey, hey, have yourself being bullied and it went absolutely viral on Twitter. You're huge on Twitter. Now you love Twitter. What did you make of that clip and seeing that old footage again?

Kamahl  26:04   Well, it doesn't take much imagination to work on it was it was a bully. It was humiliating and degrading. Given that the week after I was paired up at Carnegie Hall to do my second project. It was it was I don't know whether the President intent intended insult. But yeah, you know, it could have been a little kinder, I thought,

Dan Ilic  26:34   what did you think when you kind of saw this thing going around again?

Kamahl  26:37   No, I look what what really happened is that when Harry Connick Jr, appeared on the show, and and there was a cartoon with a which came out the next state CHANNEL SEVEN turned up, wanting to know what I thought of escape. And, and they wanted to know if it was great. That's not really a manipulator, who is racist, I am more racist than Hey, Saturday, meaning in the real sense, I was brought up in Malaysia as a Sri Lankan, Malaysian born, Sri Lankan. And we had prejudices and racism of our own. And I mean, they, the whiter you are, the better you are, the faster you are, the worse you are. In fact, my family stopped me from playing cricket because it was the sun would make me a doctor. But we have weird kind of prejudices in Asian countries as well. So the I think, maybe the reason I mean, I'm trying to work out why it was necessary for them, to humiliate me. And I think it was a form of a tall poppy syndrome, because it was my second concert there. And I think I told them that Bob Hope was going to introduce me. And yeah, it was it was trying to their way of dealing with the tall Poppy, and especially a black hole. Perfect.

Dan Ilic  28:03   Yeah, I I noticed Darrell summers has never performed at Carnegie Hall.

Kamahl  28:07   Not even once. I don't know. But then, on the contrary, I think he's a he's a very, very talented man. I, you know, I really don't know. Because at the moment, there have been all sorts of negative and positive comments in there where there was a lady with a programme manager of a radio station, said that, you know, why, what the past that I was talking about, because I was being outed. Every time I appeared on the lily pad. I don't know who this person is, but particularly and she's the programme manager. I mean, that that's, that's rubbish I. I had a wonderful time on the big day out. And Sahara Herald was in charge. And my friend did duck pond put me on there year after year for nearly 90 days. So we are getting this weird reaction to this.

Unknown Speaker  29:02   Yeah,

Dan Ilic  29:03   I remember watching high as a kid and seeing is a lily pad. I think lily pad was an amazing part of your career.

Kamahl  29:13   Find out who this lady is. You can't tell me obviously he never attended it. Maybe or maybe he was. You know, I think we I'm getting sort of crazy flames in at the same time. There was one. There was a guy. He said I'm 32 years old. But we did Oh, my mother is still hot about you. wonderful, beautiful. Very funny. Well,

Dan Ilic  29:43   you should have seen Kirsty WebEx tweets when she found out she was being she was going to be on the show with you Kemal Kirsty, do you have anything to say to

Kamahl  29:53   you? Ah,

Kirsty Webeck  29:54   yeah, I'm a huge fan Kemal and when I told my parents I was coming on the panel. Cast with you. They were adamant that I was to tell you that they're massive fans and they've loved every single thing you've ever done.

Kamahl  30:08   Well, you know, I think I think a bigger head, they have good taste anyway, they're particularly in having a daughter like you. Jim, you know, I really, you know, the thing is, in a way, this has been a, you know, sort of a disguised form of blessing. I mean, I've I haven't had this much reaction, positive 90% percent positive in my 86 years of not 86. Yeah, I'm 86 years old now. But I started doing this 64 years ago. And yeah, it's it's amazing.

Dan Ilic  30:50   64 years in showbiz and still going that is such stone cow. That's really great.

Kamahl  30:57   It's a good taste of the Australian audience. Come on,

Lewis Hobba  31:00   I can I can I ask. Like I because I didn't, I didn't get a chance to watch it. When it was on it was not really in my, not quite my time. But watching watching that clip that I did say today, last week was horrifying. And I could only imagine what it was like for you to see it again. And to think about all of that again. But what did you if you don't mind me asking? Well think about like when Darrel summers apologised. Did that? Because obviously you would have known him for a long time. What did you think of that? No,

Kamahl  31:31   I mean, I suppose you know, he was the host of this show. I mean, he could have, you know what i what i didn't mind so much. They they, they hit him in the face with a powder with a white powder. But what they disappoint me more than anything else is the fact they didn't bother to make a little bit of a question. That's what I was doing next week in New York. With with the doing a show for the second time. I don't know whether it's a tall poppy syndrome, or what it is that? I don't know. So that's, I'm more interested in that than being hit in the face, really. But I wouldn't have my mind in taking the hit, provided the game, you know, balance that with generous reporting. Sorry,

Craig Quatermaine  32:20   it's Craig here. I grew up in Canada in the East Kimberley of Western Australia, you were the first brown guy I ever saw on TV as well, just being an Indigenous Australian, it was just nice to see someone different on that show. That was the only thing we could watch because we had one channel. And for you to go through all this right now. I'm really interested to know that are you surprised that people are shocked that there was racism? in those periods where you're on TV? Isn't that reaction that most amusing part?

Kamahl  32:50   Look, racism or prejudice of any kind, you got to be careful if you ever saw the movie South Pacific, you know, we are not born racist that they you know. But I think we have to be carefully taught, and we believe a lot of things that are untrue. You know, we, we as human beings, we grew up believing the earth was flat. It took us years and 1000s of years to find out it is a sphere. And similarly, there are a lot of things. Let's say, you know, in politics and religion, especially religion, there are 4000, or 404 and a half 1000 religions. But there's only one God and I have my own view of what it is. And at the end of the day, what really matters is truth. To be true to yourself, I mean, even if you have to tell a few fibs, but be true to yourself. Hello.

Lewis Hobba  33:56   Sorry, we're all just taking a moment to think of ponder your words of wisdom, be honest commodity.

Craig Quatermaine  34:01   Iconic, this is a huge part of me that still like I feel like it's an impression. I feel like it's not really you. But yeah. It's just such an iconic voice. It's crazy to be talking to you.

Kirsty Webeck  34:13   I was just thinking about all the people have told lately.

Dan Ilic  34:18   Come on. Thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear. You've always been a great part of our show from episode one. You.

Kamahl  34:28   By the way, by the way, what what do you consider a rational fear? What can I be afraid of?

Dan Ilic  34:35   Well, the rat the name irrational fear stems from the idea that media is making are scared of things all the time and often all the wrong things and irrational fear is a name that implies that there is something you should be scared of the media is not talking about, which is what things we talked about on the show, which is mostly climate change. That's the big thing that we talk about.

Kamahl  34:54   I mean, I think we should all be afraid of untruth, not the truth

Unknown Speaker  34:59   disinterment

Kamahl  35:01   Yeah, misinformation. Yeah. Anyway, thank you for having me on

Dan Ilic  35:05   Kemal. It's great to be with you. Do you do you have any? Do you have any shows coming up? You want to plug?

Kamahl  35:10   Yeah, in fact, there's kind of an anniversary. Pull up doing like to those two shows one day apart, and it's it's nice to have retired senior citizens. So I'm looking forward to that. I can't tell you exactly what it is. It's two shows. When is it? Two days apart?

Dan Ilic  35:34   Excellent. A big thanks to all of our guests for tonight. Craig quartermaine Kirsty werebear. Can Louis harbour Do you guys have anything to play? Craig we get to do any Comedy Festival shows coming up.

Craig Quatermaine  35:45   Sorry. Yeah, no, that's the only reason I'm here bro. Cuz I got nothing to plug. No, that's not true. Um Yeah, just keep an eye out. I've got a new show called historically accurate. planed, Earth runs and Sydney runs in Melbourne runs and they've just all come unstuck because the COVID about the show is called historically accurate. It's my latest style. I'm very very happy with it. And yeah, it's that the cow it's gonna

Dan Ilic  36:12   watch. Kirsty way back What did you got to plug you've got a few shows coming up?

Kirsty Webeck  36:16   I do indeed. So I have a show called Tucker sikhi opening on April 6 in Melbourne for the comedy festival and it's it's 14 shows from the sixth to the 18th and it's on at 6:10pm each night comedy Republic come along. Also follow me on social media I'm really good at it.

Unknown Speaker  36:43   I remember

Lewis Hobba  36:45   Craig when you came to tazzy with us for Triple J and did some comedy and your clip that you did was so successful that they basically like did they did they take it down a

Craig Quatermaine  37:00   million views ABC comedy went under and so did my my video I just I really just got it back.

Kamahl  37:06   Yeah, yeah, so I blew up. You're kidding me tucked away if I may and inject something slightly sobered. Are you prepared for it Kaffir come out. These are the few words that sustained Nelson Mandela for 27 years in prison. Its support called Invictus goes something like this out of the night that savage made black test pit from pole to pole. I thank whatever gods may be For my on conquerable. So in the fall, lots of circumstances, I have not went not quite allowed. Under the bludgeoning of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath or tears, Looms but the Horror of the shade, and yet the menace of the years finds and shall finally an upgrade. It matters not how strait the gate, how charged with punishments to sprawl. I am the master of my fate. I am the exception, my soul.

Dan Ilic  38:22   That was amazing. Thank you so much Kemal. Thank you so much, Craig quartermaine Thank you so much. cosi WebEx, thank you so much, Louis. How about we've got shows the Melbourne Comedy Festival April 11. Big thanks to rode mics, the birther foundation Patreon supporters. The discord crew for Jackson ideas that I had it goes Big thanks to Dave bluestein Kate Holdsworth Killian David. Voiceover this week from Bronwyn Morgan Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. And come out. Do you have a catchphrase? You want to end the show on?

Kamahl  38:51   What was that?

Dan Ilic  38:53   Why people so I

Kamahl  38:55   know why so many people are doing. Many people are doing Thank you very much, but Right, right. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of.

Dan Ilic  39:08   Good night. Thanks, cabal.

Kamahl  39:09   Thank you.

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Dan Ilic  0:06   I'm well I'm well, I couldn't help but notice before as we come on, Mike, you, you're doing some vaping on the side there. Have you got a vape sponsor? Can you get a vape sponsor for the show? I

Lewis Hobba  0:16   thought I would get that in just before the cameras started rolling. Yeah, I would say it's my shameful habit. I had no idea that this I was actually walking behind a guy who was smoking today, and I was vaping and he was smoking and he was like five steps in front of me and obviously 10 years behind me, but a few steps in front and he was blowing smoke and it was coming back as always inhaling my vape was inhaling his smoke and I thought, yuck

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Lewis Hobba  1:25   Yeah, me too. I also saw on one of my weekly forays into Twitter that you are begging for guests, which I always which makes you feel very relaxed about the

Dan Ilic  1:36   situation. No, that's not that's not true. I was after a suggestion for a big climate change name to join the show and I booked one. We've got Simon Holmes accord joining us he's mega brain on energy and climate. He knows all about the juiciest truth bombs about how Australia is missing out on the it's brand new green energy revolution. So he's going to be our interview guests which is fantastic. That's amazing. Yeah, it's awesome. Sami Shah Alice Fraser, James Colley who is the head writer the weekly and grow and transfer you and I and also Gabby bolt is due on a soundstage to for her only Melbourne show she is going to be an absolute mega star Gabby bolt. So you it's going to be one of those shows. You'll go. Oh, you know, I saw Gabby bouldered an irrational fear at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival back in 2021. Before she became an absolutely massive

Lewis Hobba  2:21   Yeah, plus that we can see if we can get some of that homes are caught money on the Patreon.

Dan Ilic  2:26   He is a patron subscriber he's a he's a Patreon supporter, so he already does

Lewis Hobba  2:31   amazing he goes by Patreon.

Dan Ilic  2:33   probably good. For more go to comedy.com Today you look for a rational fee. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on gadigal land. In the eora nation sovereignty was never said we need a treaty. Let's start the show.

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Dan Ilic  2:58   Tonight Scott Morrison's response to the march for justice was the worst example of public tone deafness since meatloaf played at the AFL Grand Finals. It was so bad that Jenny asked him to imagine if he was a single dad. And for publicly diminishing his reputation Christian Porter announces plans to sue himself for defamation. And another COVID case confirmed in a Sydney quarantine hotel as usual. Melbourne says that we're doing it months ago. It's the 19th of March 2021. I'm spending my last job paper on lollies This is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former Duke of Edinburgh Dan Ilic. And this is the podcast that takes the week's toughest stories and gives them a big hug. Only if they agree to it. Let's meet our fear mongers for the podcast this week. He's taking some time out from his gruelling hotel quarantine regime of looking out the window. It's Australia's favourite will Anderson look alike. It's Adam Hill.

Adam Hills  4:05   Not the hotel quarantine that had a case this week. Just want to point that out.

Dan Ilic  4:10   Well, how are you? How have you been spending your time Adam?

Adam Hills  4:14   I'm writing a children's book. So that's great most of my time. And being that I'm alone in a hotel room you can imagine what's taking up the rest of my time.

Lewis Hobba  4:24   children's book just like where's Wally, but it's one man alone a hotel's theory.

Dan Ilic  4:29   There is again

Adam Hills  4:31   I'm on my third draft and I'm really worried when I handed in the editors are gonna go well, we got really dark all of a sudden.

Lewis Hobba  4:39   Because I write episodes of play school, and, and every now and again, if things are not going well in your life, you can sometimes read a first draft back. I had to do one there was teaching kids how to like ask for help from a doctor that were ever sick. And I read it back. I literally had Humpty Dumpty falling off a wall and screaming in agony that he's shattered his legs Oh, where was I last night like that is Blake Lewis. Anyway, they ran it traumatised kids

Dan Ilic  5:06   and she's been busy auditioning for SBS his insight but didn't manage to get the top job what she sabotaged from within it's the feeds Alex Lee.

Alex Lee  5:15   Hello and yes, I was I was the perfect hosts. How is

Dan Ilic  5:22   the Fed going, Alex?

Alex Lee  5:23   Great. Yes, just in case for all of your baffled listeners. We made a comedy series about me trying to audition to be the new host of insight and failing miserably and you can watch an SBS on demand.

Dan Ilic  5:36   And finally, he's Elaine main. Sorry, he's a lane not main talking machine. It's Louis harbour.

Lewis Hobba  5:42   That's very straight. Do you know i speaking of being not main I'm also not lame. I put up I put on 10 kilos in the last year. I'm jacked.

Dan Ilic  5:50   So you've gone from looking like you've come out of Belson to looking like you're signed up for chadwicks. That's not too bad for you.

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Alex Lee  6:00   Writing diet Lewis

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Lewis Hobba  6:04   I probably would have put on 20 kilos if it wasn't for the joule.

Dan Ilic  6:09   Coming up Maverick economist Professor Steve Cain joins us to talk about Mateus Coleman's appointment to the Secretary General job of the OECD what it means for Australia and climate action. Will we see him use less planes in favour of a chopper. But first, a message from this week's sponsor?

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Dan Ilic  8:01   Yes, no after no after that line courtesy of the Guardians name. And so I saw it on Twitter and I had to steal it with consent. Of course, there was his tweet, I'll share it in the show notes. Yes, this week's first fear this crazy consent app. Now the start of the day, the New South Wales Police Commissioner was floating this idea about an app to get a whole bunch of people to jump on this app to engage with swapping consent over an app to kind of quell rising sexual assaults. So it's just something that normal, you know, adults would use to swap consent before during the day. But by lunchtime, he was resoundingly made fun of on social media, and the New South Wales, police commissioner McFaul had to retract the idea saying these on radio,

Unknown Speaker  8:41   to be honest with you, the app could be the worst idea I have in 2021. But the reality is in five years, perhaps it won't but if you think about dating 10 years ago, this sort of concept of single people swiping left and right was a term that we didn't even know you know,

Dan Ilic  8:57   Mick Foley might have appointed I didn't had no idea of consent until he actually floated this whole the idea of an F v mongers. Is this a good idea? Alex?

Alex Lee  9:06   I think that was the one correct thing. He said that it was absolutely the most insane idea he could have thought of like, it's the kind of idea that you you know, you might whisper to your wife as you go to sleep and she goes, Okay, that's enough bedtime or like, something you put on the subreddit of shower ideas, but to be the New South Wales Police Commissioner, and to put it out there in the public is so crazy. And it was just, you know, after what has been a really awful few weeks, you know, for women in Australia just to display that level of ignorance about how consent works, how sex works, what the actual issue is, like, it really like bordered on not being funny, despite the many ways that it is hilarious that he said that out loud to people

Dan Ilic  10:00   I just like the constant like, backpedalling he did over the last two, like lunchtime hours on radio. I really enjoyed that. Adam, what do you think?

Adam Hills  10:09   I mean, okay, apart from the bass, like there's two ways to approach this the realistic way in the funny way. And the realistic way is, I think, if someone can force you to have sex, then they can force you to consent on an app. If someone's if someone's able to force you to do one thing, they can force you to do another thing. So that takes away the idea of the app being effective in the first place. But secondly, he also said this might be the dumbest idea I have in 2021 as if he's leaving it open for something dumber to happen.

Do you know what I mean? He's like, I don't want to call it yet. Because there's a whole bunch of months left in this year. This could go anyway,

Alex Lee  10:49   he's gonna come back next month and say, Okay, that was stupid. It was stupid to suggest an app for sexual consent. It's a robot Okay guys, sex robot and you tell the robot at all times whether you want to have sex or not. Okay, that's it. That's the good idea.

Lewis Hobba  11:06   It does make you want to sit in with a full a brainstorm session like Alright guys, it's the boys in blue blue sky thinking let's do this thing. What are we getting called? on thinking hansy crush? Who's that? Who's up there?

Dan Ilic  11:19   I've done some research on iOS there's nothing like it but Google Playstore is a bit more of a wild west. Let me show you a couple weeks and have a look at some of those reviews. Yes to sex is an app he says check out these reviews out of rubbish I couldn't get past the first page not even select my gender and it is on friendly web keep asking for locations thumbs down

Lewis Hobba  11:41   you like the bedroom I'm in the bedroom Yeah.

Dan Ilic  11:48   Person yes just six yes five stars Rakesh Yes, he

Lewis Hobba  11:52   was six that's a fun doing it.

Alex Lee  11:56   Very looking forward to now I downloaded this app to be getting some sex. Yeah, I've maybe it's like a way for bots. Like there's so many sex bots out there. Maybe yes to six is like a dating site for bots.

Lewis Hobba  12:11   And select which images in this square have. You know what I'm talking about?

Dan Ilic  12:16   There's even one code only? Yes is yes. And this one actually uses smart contracts. It uses Ethereum blockchain. So anyone with an aetherium account or aetherium will be able to verify how horny all the other people are all around the world at once. Unfortunately,

Alex Lee  12:29   anyone with an Ethereum account, has never had sex and never will.

Unknown Speaker  12:37   What's your response to the call fleece speech

Unknown Speaker  12:39   last night

Unknown Speaker  12:40   I would like to start impeaching has to be given I've got to go in a couple of minutes because I have an international call that I have to attend to irrational fear.

Dan Ilic  12:52   This week second fear one of the things people in the UK are known for is their stiff upper lip, you know their grin and bear it attitude. But that is drastically changing. British MPs have voted in favour of a bill that increases police houses for cracking down on power protests that are annoying. Yeah, it's a 307 page bill, which must have been very annoying to read. Other things. It says it's going to do incredible fines for damaging statues, like for three months to 10 years in jail. For instance, police will have the power to tell one person protest to stop shouting and could impose noise limits and have start and finish times for protests as well. It's basically ushering in a whole new era of authoritarianism. You know, when I think of annoying, loud mouth leaders that don't come anymore, more annoying than Boris Johnson, which is ironic. Adam, you live in the UK? How are you taking this?

Adam Hills  13:46   This is something I've been following for a while. So when COVID hit, you know, the government brought in a whole bunch of rules, including, you know, how many people could gather publicly, there can't be any more than 30 people, all that kind of stuff. And remember at the time, I think labour, the opposition, Jeremy Corbyn was in opposition and said, Yeah, okay, let's have a time limit on this. let's let's let's not have a law that could go forever, that stops people protesting, and then 12 months down the track, it's kind of come to fruition, but the idea that it's not just if it's annoying, if you inconvenience anyone, if you put someone you know, if you affect someone's ability to go about their business, that's the whole point of a protest. If you're not being annoying in a protest, you're throwing a fate.

Dan Ilic  14:32   And some of those extinction rebellion protests for 2019 felt really festive, you know, it felt like they were they were like, you know, it was parade it was Carnival with a existential attitude. Really, it was

Adam Hills  14:45   part of a bigger thing that and this, this happens, you know, this is the thing that happens in times of a pandemic, in times of a crisis, government introduced laws and a lot of those laws aren't lifted at the end of it. Right. And I think we've talked about this on the last leg in London. We've got to our slogan, why Make sure they don't keep the shady shit.

Dan Ilic  15:02   Have you seen a lot of examples of where sunset clauses haven't been put in place for loans like

Adam Hills  15:07   this? I mean, there's just little sneaky things like even the fact that, you know, Melbourne went into Melbourne had a five day lockdown, what, three, four weeks ago. They've come out of lockdown, but they're still not allowing international arrivals. Which is why, you know, I know this because I tried to get into Melbourne, and I've got a quarantine in Sydney, because there are no international flights coming into Melbourne at the moment. And it's just a little sneaky. It's not an infringement on people's human rights. But it's just a little sneaky. There's a similar thing going on in China that I read today where the Chinese government has said they will only accept foreign arrivals if they've been vaccinated with the Chinese vaccine.

Dan Ilic  15:42   Right? Wow. Well, that's pretty good. I mean, you can get that pretty easily. They just, they knocked off the Pfizer vaccine. So it's cheaper, it's easier to get you just get on Alibaba.

Lewis Hobba  15:55   The the I remember when the extinction rebellion protests were happening in the UK, though. That's one thing. I think we actually talked about it on the show, that chief of the Met, came out and complained about a tactic that extinction, extinction rebellion protesters were using when they were getting picked up by the cops. And he made a request that they stopped doing it. And it was that they were going floppy. anytime they grabbed them, they were going there was the head of the man and his name was says Steven something. And essentially, there was a press release saying so Steven has asked you to stop being fluffy. And it was one of the all time great press releases.

Alex Lee  16:36   That's a great tactic. My son does that. Like all his limbs tend to liquid if you try and put him in his highchair. I'm gonna ban it. I'm gonna tell him it's against the law now,

Dan Ilic  16:47   but in a court of law is going slumping annoying. Is it annoying enough to get 10 years in jail?

Lewis Hobba  16:53   I think that there is a box for that on the consent app. If it doesn't work out.

Dan Ilic  16:58   Adam, this is pretty interesting. Like, from your perspective, how is all this playing with the current protest at the moment for this poor woman who was abducted by a police officer? Like how how what's the sentiment, like in the UK about these laws being passed? Well, I

Adam Hills  17:13   mean, you know, a lot of a lot of this. A lot of this has happened since I've been back in Australia. But I mean, it's, there's a word that's thrown around a lot. And it's one of those ones. It's almost become a marketing advertising term. But I think it still stands it's optics. It's the optics, when a woman is kidnapped and murdered, on the way home walking home in the middle of London, and then a peaceful vigil is held, and the optics are police kneeling on the backs of women who are holding a peaceful vigil about a woman who was murdered by a police officer, you can see how that looks terrible. And I think it's not just in Britain, if you know everything that's going on in Australia this week, with Scott Morrison's dealing with with, you know, claims of rape of sexual harassment and all that kind of stuff. It's it's, it's kind of worldwide. I mean, wasn't it? wasn't his his response to say that we didn't, there are protests happening and we're not shooting anyone. And aren't we great?

Dan Ilic  18:08   Yeah, that that's the next thing I want to talk about is isn't that that was such a crazy thing that happened earlier this week. As Monday is 1000s of people and myself included, marched across cities around Australia, all about gendered violence and inequality. Scott Morrison decided to use very loose words in question time noting that the protesters were lucky they lived in Australia because protests in other countries nearby were met with bullets. Talk about kind of lowest common denominator, fear mongers should should women feel grateful that tempt the authorities would piglets, shirting women, Alex?

Alex Lee  18:43   It seems like they weren't given that courtesy in the UK in their protests, basically. But no, I mean, it was, it's just sitting low, like you said, the very lowest bar for your government that you are not shooting protesters and then asking for credit for it. And the reason it is that is because he's not doing anything else, like he offered to go and to, for the women to come into his office and meet with him the organisers of the March, and they said, No, like, the very least you can do is come out and see all the women on the street and see what we're asking for. And he wouldn't even do that. And so, you know, all he can give him the only thing he could think of to give his government credit for and the way they've handled this is that they're not shooting people. And you know, that government can mobilise very quickly like I This isn't funny at all, but I you know, I read how after the the sexual assault of Brittany Higgins, the government very quickly moved forward, the date of the cleaning of the of the office that took place in so they so there's evidence of that that they it was due for a clean on Monday, they moved it to a Sunday. Like they can act very quickly if they need to, and if this is the only thing they can do to address this issue that, you know, hundreds of 1000s of women are asking for. It's it's, it's more than depressing.

Dan Ilic  20:08   And and when you when you when you said optics before, kind of remind me of that moment, Alex, you just mentioned how he invited the protest organisers into Parliament House. It's almost like he hasn't read any news about the kind of safe space that Parliament House has been for women over the last

Unknown Speaker  20:26   few years. It's like people want to be.

Dan Ilic  20:28   Yeah, exactly. Very strange. Louis, has this been the kind of friendly banter you've been doing on drive on Triple J?

Lewis Hobba  20:35   Yeah. Right. That was flume. Anyway, feel unsafe, give us a call. Blake, like, you know, obviously, we do a very dumb and silly show on Triple J. And so you know, we keep it pretty dumb and silly. But there are days obviously, where it's very hard to do that you guys would all know that you've all worked in jobs where you get paid to be dumb and silly. And there are days and there are weeks when that feels like you are going counter to the issue or that you are your silliness is I don't know, the wrong noise to be making and this week, it did feel like that to be honest, it was a it was a really it was a really difficult week and to say their response, do you just like oh, that's fine, I'll be silly they're gonna pay attention and then they don't like hire out man like this is it's just it's very, very bleak to say that response and just to say not no movement whatsoever from the people who need to be listening.

Alex Lee  21:33   Yeah, I do think it's so I did get a bit of perverse pleasure in reading the tweets from men who went to the march but just wanted to make sure that everyone knew that there were there was a lot of like, just here at the march just in case anyone wanted to know a man at the march and there are a lot of women coming up to me saying thank you for being at the March the march so just keep that in mind everyone.

Lewis Hobba  21:57   I really saw quite a lot of people who like mosques in the stories and then the masks off when their photo went on the grid. You can see the whole

Alex Lee  22:11   they should have sought match at the match which is just like a flashing sign that said I'm one of the good ones

Dan Ilic  22:19   Well, I don't know if you heard the full clip of Scott Morrison question time he said much worse and I'm very surprised the media didn't pick it up.

Unknown Speaker  22:25   The Prime Minister as

Unknown Speaker  22:27   it is good and right mr. speaker that so many able to gather here in this way whether in our capital or elsewhere, to do so peacefully to express their concerns and their very genuine and real frustration

Unknown Speaker  22:42   This is a vibrant liberal democracy Mr. Speaker not far from here. Such marches even now are being met with bullets not here in this country

Unknown Speaker  22:51   members on both sides

Dan Ilic  22:52   now these women or people if we can call them that and I'm asked my team and we can are lucky they went crushed by tanks Mr. Speaker, we have tanks we can do all those fine Phillies marching today. And I'm pretty sure I can say that should count themselves fortunate. We don't send them to offshore detention. Mr. Speaker, we've got plenty of women there shorts against international law, but it's fun. I was quite happy to meet these women in my office in Parliament House, just them with me surrounded by men with guns. There's no safer space. Mr. Speaker, the member for Kingston is warm. I've had empathy training. I could if they wanted me to give them a massage, Mr. Speaker, calm them down, listen to their concerns. And I would have told them like I'm telling you, we all know when it comes to holding an investigation of a member of the National cabinet that Samantha for the states, Mr. Speaker and I would have been quite happy to explain that to those hysterical girls organising them after that today. And I'm definitely sure that's fine to say I've got hysterical girls of my own Mr. Speaker. Just shocking can't believe he said that kind of a labour.

Adam Hills  24:05   It's hard to believe that that his original statement came from someone who came from marketing slogan I'm not as bad as Pol Pot isn't.

Dan Ilic  24:21   next guest is one of our favourites on irrational fear. He's a maverick economist to tells it like it is I assume because I'm not smart enough to know what he's actually talking about. It's Professor Steve Cain stave Welcome to irrational fear. irrational mode after

Steve Keen  24:34   we're one of those experiencing for the last few months reading economics.

Dan Ilic  24:38   I bet I bet Now look, as an economist of regard, you kind of get into these incredible places like the OECD. So I wanted to pick your brain about the Mathias cormann appointment. You know,

Lewis Hobba  24:49   can I use my prop in really quickly before you get stuck into ICD and just say that I don't know what the day is.

Dan Ilic  24:57   Yeah, so embarrassing, but

Lewis Hobba  24:59   I just want to just Want to put that out there?

Alex Lee  25:01   You know how you find it really hard to focus on talks for long periods of time Louis removed that check. And pretend I made a joke about OCD. Okay.

Dan Ilic  25:19   I enjoyed it. Oh, yeah. So let's go back. Let's go back to the bare bones here. What is the OSI OECD and and how is Mateus as Commons appointment? significant?

Steve Keen  25:37   Yeah. So the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development was once called the rich man's club had about 20 nations and it mainly America and and Europe. And now it has about 3738 nations. And it's lastly there was quite a progressive Mexican leader, Angel guaira. And he was quite in favour of non orthodox thinking on economics, particularly after the OECD completely fluffed it back in 2007. When in their economic report for to the middle in June 2007. Their chief economist said what a fantastic year 2008 was going to be, which is gonna have an economic recession, it was going to be a book. So after that Angel established what's called the new snake, which stands for new approaches to economic challenges. And that led a lot of progressive thought into the OECD, which is how I managed to get past the past the guards at the gate. And, and, and now, Angel had been there for three terms, 15 years, which is extremely unusual. So they needed a new replacement. And nobody on the planet thought that anybody from Australia had a chance because if any part of the planet is burning, it's burning it up. It's Australia and climate change have become a major focus of the OECD in the last seven the last half, half dozen years. And lo and behold blow was down with with a Saharan wind. Matthias Korman wins the ballot, which was quite remarkable, a tribute to Australia's capacity to play the numbers game. And now a man who's in the playing numbers is leading us in something which is deadly serious, which is the amount of carbon dioxide and other pollutants we're putting into the biosphere. And we've been putting up modly many, many environmental organisations will concern that the OECD is lead on climate change resumed go massively into reverse under corpsman, and now we're gonna find out one way or the other.

Dan Ilic  27:39   Now, do you? What's your instinct on this? Do you think corpsman is going to be a good faith actor in the US and push the OECD on climate action? And therefore push Australia to be more progressive on climate action? Or do you think his words are meaningless? And he's just going to play the same game that he's always played?

Steve Keen  27:57   categorically? I'd say yes to that question. Sorry. Yeah, I think he's gonna he's gonna stuff the place up. But if you read his statement about it, he talked about how we needed to go guaranteed normal growth, with safeguards for human rights and environmental concerns. And so everything is the environments in the background, forget about that, you know, let's get the growth going first, and the environment could take care of itself, which it will do, it will take care of us as well. So I'm, I'm thinking will push us five badly backwards, and we'll be there. We'll go from leading on the issue to being reactive. So I'm putting me down as a sceptic of him, not climate change.

Dan Ilic  28:40   And the OECD, you know, it has this big mandate to promote policies that had some sort of economic and social well being for people all around the world. How powerful are they in terms of shaping what goes into agreements, like what we'll say caught in a few months time? Well, that's

Steve Keen  28:56   the only organisation which has the status of a nation when it goes to the mediflow. cope and so on. So there's, you know, there'll be 40 countries plus the OECD. So it has really

Dan Ilic  29:06   it's got like a nation status.

Steve Keen  29:09   Yeah. It's so it gets a seat on the board, which is unusual for an international organisation only they've got to take a backseat and do it in the backroom. The OECD is both in the back room and the front. But frankly, speaking, of course, it's the major countries that carry the the weight of the whole thing so America dominates Germany second, and and China and Russia bringing up the rear. But it does make a difference. If you have an organisation which was enabling non orthodox thought, critical thought about climate change and economics to be heard. And suddenly you've got a guy who's reading from a copy of Samuelson then I think it's a major step backwards.

Dan Ilic  29:48   And you actually you've been presenting recently to the OECD and you had a very strange moment where the Australian permanent ambassador to the OECD as soon As you came on the conference calls to talk, decided to take his camera offline. Despite him actually being part of the conversation, he turned his thing turns

Steve Keen  30:09   himself off when I was turned on. Yeah, that was not promising. I was talking about what's called modern monetary theory.

Dan Ilic  30:17   I can only guess that he he either either didn't care for you to say or to he really enjoyed what you had to say so much that he had to he needed a bit of privacy. What do you think? It was?

Steve Keen  30:29   The Tobin situation angle I haven't heard before and I'm not gonna go anywhere near it. He's, he was quite, he was invited to be discussing to Stephanie Kelton presenting arguments about what's called modern monetary theory that says the state doesn't need to borrow money from the public doesn't need to text to spend, it's got its own capacity to create money. And that's how it finances itself, and so good on him for being a discussant. But if you look at the comments on YouTube, what people had to say there about his comments where I've been pretty spot on, basically, he just trashed everything. Stephanie had to say because he fairly obviously hadn't listened to what she was saying in the first place. He's He's, he's a conventionally he has a PhD in economics. He wrote his he lectured at the A Anu. So he's got all the mainstream credentials that I have been attacking for the last 20 years of books like debunking economics, and I think he is going to basically say, to, to call it to calm and, you know, let's let's get it back on the straight and narrow. Let's go back to the good sound economics. Well, good sound economics got us into the stink in the first place. So I'm not hopeful about where the OC is going to find itself. And I think it's not quite as bad as appointing Donald Trump before a pandemic. But I think it has similarities.

Dan Ilic  31:48   Well, I, I'm pretty the way you kind of frame it, I get very kind of despond because he always say for a lot of people is this black box that is so powerful. And yet, you know, there's little we can do about it, when it comes to getting the right people in there to affect the right kind of change. I wonder, like, who are our allies in the OECD in that regard, like who are the who are the champions of climate action in that, in that, in that organisation that we should be kind of following

Steve Keen  32:16   on doubleview group called Naik, which stands for new approaches to economic challenges. That's the that's the progressive element inside the OECD. And then you've got every every country, which is a member, and there are 37 countries, every country has an ambassador, so called. And the ambassadors funnily enough, once they're appointed, they act under the auspices of the OECD, rather than their own countries, so they can't be recalled by their own country, they have to be removed by the OECD itself, there are about half a dozen to a dozen, I think the Irish rep for one is very good, the Mexican rep, there's some people who are supporters of the critical attitude towards what we're doing to the environment. But like most of these organisations, they're very much driven from the top down. And people are very loath to step outside the consensus. So if you get somebody at the top like Coleman, who proves to be somebody who will carry you know, a lump of coal into the, into the proceedings and, and talk about good economic girly men. Then we can see the OECD go quite substantially backwards, all white and say, I've got a feeling the climate might decide to intervene and say, you might not take me seriously, but I do.

Dan Ilic  33:29   Yeah, that is the worst situation we could possibly hope. Do you guys have any questions for Steve, before we wrap up?

Alex Lee  33:36   I mean, I guess I always think that our Well, you know, Mathias common he was, you know, he is toeing the party line. But this is the point where he's not part of the government anymore. He's acting off his own steam. So like, what is the justification? Do you think for this kind of black rat? fuckery? Like, what's he getting from this? Like? That's what I always want to know, with people like that, like, what's in what's in it for you to destroy the planet like? Yeah, is it just a Cush? Is it just a cushy job for him? Or do you think that there's something else going on?

Steve Keen  34:14   Well, it's certainly a cushy job as part of it. I mean, he he is a green mentioned international character, I think was he's Belgian by birth. He speaks about four or five languages. He was in Europe until his early 20s. So he's in that sense, he's an international persona, and that's a strong thing in his favour. Probably a major factor why I think that they put forward anybody else like, Who's that bloke used to be Attorney General Christians, somebody I don't think he would have gone down all that well. But Coleman certainly has a an establishment that says he'd be laughing with you here with me. I think it's a it's a major status thing for himself, relocates him back in Europe. It's all sorts of massive positives of music. First small slide. When it comes to what he's doing, I think most of these people are genuinely sincere. They really believe they're doing the right thing by the by the current climate in what they're doing. And I know economists like William Nordhaus. So I think we'll actually, I hope to see tried for eco side at some stage, given what he's done about climate, but he genuinely believes he's doing good for the climate. Now, Coleman will probably think of imposing economic discipline, and standard rule of law is all that's necessary, and he's doing the right thing. It'll be quite sure he's doing the right thing. So so they actually believe that you know that there's sincerity? I don't question it. But the funny thing is, I had a school teacher once who gave me a great insight of sincerity, we were having a class discussion about some politician fighting like crazy amongst ourselves school, the school days, and one kid pipe gun, or at least he's sincere. And the hospitals here and our teacher who normally just let us run, Riot chirped up and said, Don't override sincerity. The most sincere person you'll ever meet in your life will be the maniac chasing you down the road with an X tronic.

Unknown Speaker  36:09   A very big x

Steve Keen  36:11   is the biggest x humanity's never seen

Adam Hills  36:14   if Alex's question is, what's, what's in it for Mathias cormann? My question is what's in it for the Australian Government?

Steve Keen  36:20   That's huge. And I think that's a really important question. Because Australia's been on the nose internationally, it's actually been called out by a couple of international organisations for how badly it's behaved on climate change. And this is a way that the country which is deservedly criticised as the greatest legged on the planet now has a voice at the head of the table. So I've got a feeling that's a major reason why he was in there. And that's why I'm particularly we got to the position, mate, you, you keep us from being under attack.

Dan Ilic  36:50   Man, just for a period here, I was really excited about how Australia was the pariah internationally, but like to see that we've now got some cover because of Coleman actually hurts me a little bit. I, I worked at the 2015 cop and I did a show every night about the winners and losers of the cop negotiations in Paris. And Australia was always number one, two or three of world actors at the Yeah, in the negotiations. And so I was one of those things where it's like, well, maybe 2021 maybe this next cop coming will be a little different. And there'll be enough international pressure to turn us into a good actor, but fuck now it seems that that's gonna be harder than ever.

Lewis Hobba  37:32   You know, they say about cost in a cab.

Unknown Speaker  37:39   They made

Dan Ilic  37:42   Thank you, Professor Steve Cain. Really great to have you big thanks to all of our guests. Adam hills, Alex Lee Lewis haba and we got anything to plug Adam you got to plug anything?

Adam Hills  37:51   Yeah, go on Melbourne International Comedy Festival coming up and some shows in Canberra in Sydney.

Alex Lee  37:56   Alex Lee got some the plug. And my Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Dragon friends is also doing comedy festival but it's sold out. So who cares?

Lewis Hobba  38:06   For dragon friends is your beautiful water bottles. Would you like to tell everyone about that?

Alex Lee  38:10   Dragon friends, that's freedom a good home and I completely distanced myself from that.

Dan Ilic  38:15   Oh, yes, I saw those water bottles on Twitter and I kind of mentioned them on this show. Louis, you got anything to float?

Lewis Hobba  38:22   Yes, Dan, a rational fear the live show on the 11th of April at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Dan Ilic  38:29   And you've listeners of this show. If you use the code podcast, you get a big discount which is great. Steve Cain, you want to plug your Patreon?

Steve Keen  38:37   Yeah, Patreon on patreon.com slash Prof. Steve came to me gasbag about the idiocy of mainstream economics. I'm giving away free software at the end of the month by the way package called Ravel. So have a look at that and see what you think.

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation.

Dan Ilic  0:04   Hello, Lynn.

Linh Do  0:05   Hey Dan. Longtime no chat.

Dan Ilic  0:06   I know I know we took a summer break a siesta over summer, but now we are back.

Linh Do  0:11   We are back. 2021 still feels like 2022 not gonna lie still working from home

Dan Ilic  0:17   not 2022 but 2020 as well, is that what you meant by two?

Linh Do  0:22   We actually still in 2021, I had clearly been very optimistic, projecting myself into the future.

Dan Ilic  0:27   Now for those who are new around here. This is the greatest moral podcast of our generation. It's a monthly long form chat with leaders on climate action from around the world. It appears right here on the irrational fear feed and this week. I'm very excited about this conversation. Lin you haven't heard or you haven't heard it yet, but I can't wait for you to hear it. It is with mega energy climate nerd technology brain katan Joshi, and he is like my favourite person about climate and the environment and technology on Twitter. Do you follow him?

Linh Do  0:58   I do follow him. And I recommend people ask me the question of Oh, how should I engage on climate? I'm always like, so this this guy. This is like how do you follow him? Sometimes he tweets about Norway because he lives there now. But like 90% of the type of climate and like good stuff,

Dan Ilic  1:14   that Firstly, I guess we should get the climate news out of the way I'm recording my end of the greatest moral podcast of our generation on gadigal land and the eora nation what whose land are you on?

Linh Do  1:23   Lynn wonderland of the well wandering people of the Kulin nation,

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Dan Ilic  2:08   let's get stuck into the climate news. So the last couple of months, I guess there's been a hell of a lot of it. Let's just do some highlights recently, I reckon. Despite everything, the federal government, you know, supporting gas supporting fossil fuels, it looks like they can't even do that properly. I don't know if you've seen this piece by Reuters is a great scathing opinion piece, basically saying Australia's energy policy is in such disarray. While they are trying to support fossil fuels and completely negging on renewables, they haven't even managed to support fossil fuels enough to keep Exxon from closing their oil refinery in altona. In Melbourne 2020. There were non oil refineries in Australia, but now there's only two for the whole country.

Linh Do  2:51   COVID really did impact clearly a whole bunch of different sectors. And it's so funny, right? Because we definitely say the Australian Government is one of the biggest supporters of fossil fuels all around the world, to the point where the European Parliament is about to vote on something soon to punish polluters, I a people like Australia, it's, you know, we're being punished for internationally, but back home, still not doing a good job. And

Dan Ilic  3:11   that's incredible. And you know, who's next after the EU, apparently, Japan is going to import is going to be doing some climate tariffs work as well. But of course, it is a bit more of a tension there because Japan is a much bigger trading partner with Australia than than the EU is But still, to have the EU, implement tariffs and then Japan implement tariffs. And Kerry is now talking about implementing tariffs from the United States. So all of our biggest trading partners are going to be punishing us for not acting on climate.

Linh Do  3:40   We're so wedged in that we're not even quite in a corner anymore. And we're not even really in the picture in the game, you've essentially got the four biggest economies in the world saying, Hey, we're gonna do stuff on climate businesses that operate here, we're going to respond, what are you doing Australia?

Dan Ilic  3:53   You may remember Around this time, last year, there was going to be talk about a gas powered recovery from COVID. And things like that. Well, let me tell you, the a mo the organisation that basically is the industry body for running the energy in Australia ran a workshop with a whole bunch of stakeholders floating how a gas powered by gas, lead recovery is going to work. And it turns out that half of the stakeholders described it as completely not useful. Which is extraordinary to see. So you know, this, it's so interesting to see how the government has come through and said, We want to do this gas powered recovery. But the industry's like, Nah, that's really shit idea. We're not gonna do any of that.

Linh Do  4:36   Well, when your normal friends aren't even willing to back You're right. I recommend you can't keep calling them your friends anymore. And we definitely are saying it's the biggest owners of fossil fuel. So like a GL and whatnot, some of the finance, like none of them want to touch any of these projects.

Dan Ilic  4:50   Yeah, it's really interesting, like two thirds of the participants in the AMA said that they would prefer to do make Australia a hydrogen superpower and that's pretty exciting, too. Know, the industry is like more buoyant about climate action than the government is.

Linh Do  5:06   Yep. The Australian Federal Government has more than one pickle to deal with at the moment. Hey, so maybe they are slowly going to be so wedged in that they're gonna have to start responding. Was

Dan Ilic  5:14   that a pun Lin? were you telling you, it took me about a certain kind of pickles is a small one. Excellent. Last month at the National Press Club, the pm actually stated a preference for a movement to 2050 target. insiders next week, Catherine Murphy said that she totally believes that scomo would love a net zero by 2050 target. But and he would totally sign the liberals up if it weren't for the National Party. Apparently Canada enjoys a holding him back. And it's so strange to see like if the liberals and the coalition take those people away from from their party and they do sign up to a net zero 50 target then that would almost be more progressive on climate than labour. It's so it's kind of it's this strange games like labour does want to show their cards and be aggressive on climate because they'll get attacked by the coalition. But the coalition deep down I've only got like three or four troublemakers that are holding the rest of the party ransom.

Linh Do  6:06   Again, you think that as Prime Minister of Australia, you might be able to do something on climate but it's clear that this like coalition that they've got going on is it's still a coalition. Each house feels like strange bedfellows at this moment in time.

Dan Ilic  6:18   I don't know if you saw this story, and New Zealand's chief environment advisor has said that we need to up the ticket prices for New Zealand flights to prevent tourists from coming to New Zealand.

Linh Do  6:28   When he first saw the headlines, I couldn't tell if it was some sort of nimbyism and some sort of luck. We've like sorted out COVID no one come here. But then I read the details. I was like, ah, interesting. It's actually a really good step, I think and it helps embed some of the learnings that we've had over COVID. Right. The Travelling is a privilege, not a right. And if it's a privilege, how do we actually pay for it when most of the world never get to fly anywhere?

Dan Ilic  6:50   I mean, it's pretty interesting that they have this chief environment and advice for a New Zealand the cool quote is controversial though it may be I'm in favour of putting off some people from coming to New Zealand. I just don't believe the idea that the number of international visitors to New Zealand can grow and grow and grow without limits. I just don't believe that it's credible. All right. So if a higher price for the privilege of flying to New Zealand, put some people off good.

Linh Do  7:12   I reckon that makes sense. Because you know, what if travel is now all about experiences, and all of that sort of stuff, the more rare and precious you can make something like the more people want to be instagramming about it. So if there's not a million Instagram photos from New Zealand, but only a couple of 100,000 they just gonna get far more traction. I'm all for this idea.

Dan Ilic  7:30   And Lin Brisbane might have some stiff competition for the 32 Olympic Summer Games.

Linh Do  7:35   That's right. And I'm pretty keen to head to Finland, not just for Santa Claus, but also the coldest town in Finland. A pretty cold country is keen to harness the 2032 not Winter Olympics, but Summer Olympics because you know, climate change is heating the world up.

Dan Ilic  7:48   Here's a little taste of there being video.

Unknown Speaker  7:54   Coming soon,

Unknown Speaker  7:55   what a great video. I

Dan Ilic  7:56   mean, they did show volleyball beach volleyball being played in the snow, do you think there'll be ready in time to get rid of that snow for the 2032 Olympics?

Linh Do  8:04   pretty optimistic. What's the difference between snow and sad, you know, small little particles, I can say if we don't tackle climate action, Finland, they're going to be the hearts of the next Olympics.

Dan Ilic  8:14   You know, it's really interesting, rational fear we made a sketch, like 2014 remember when Sochi hairy

Linh Do  8:21   head of the time

Dan Ilic  8:23   derivative in Sochi held the Winter Olympics and they ran out of snow in Russia. Like import they like would stockpiling snow for four weeks before and then they would try to make snow but they couldn't get enough snow. Anyway, so are we at irrational fear. We made a video for Queensland holding the 2038 nuclear winter games.

Linh Do  8:46   You're basically your profit. The International Olympic commission should bring you on board as a staff member they should do away with their voting system and just have to predict where it will the Olympics will be held in the future.

Dan Ilic  8:58   You don't want to do I'm going to fly in the video sketch to the end of the interview with Qatar joshy. So you'll you'll hear it in the podcast but also I'll add the link in the show notes so you can watch it later. Right now though, I'm gonna play you my conversation with Qatar Joshi.

Unknown Speaker  9:11   You're listening to the greatest moral podcast about generation.

Dan Ilic  9:17   Our next guest on the greatest moral podcast of our generation is one of the most gifted science communicators that we have in Australian media. crotons writing is funny, sad, and it cuts through with clarity. He doesn't mince words, and he never misses his targets, of which there are many. And I hope we get to talk about all of his targets on this podcast. It could turn joshy Hello, Tom, thanks for joining us on the greatest moral podcast of our generation.

Ketan Joshi  9:41   Hi, it's good to be here. Yes, we will just list all of my enemies

Dan Ilic  9:46   one by one. Let's start off with we started off with

Ketan Joshi  9:51   That's a hard one. If you want to talk about what I've been reading about over the past few days show

Dan Ilic  9:56   Yeah. What have you been reading about?

Ketan Joshi  9:58   Um, I've been reading about Bitcoin.

Dan Ilic  10:02   I'm so glad I'm so glad you brought this up because I want to ask you questions about NF T's and how artists are going to ultimately destroy the Earth.

Ketan Joshi  10:13   Okay, so do you want for your listeners? Do you want like a rundown of what the basics of this whole thing?

Dan Ilic  10:18   Yes plays. This is one of the one of the topics I wanted to pick your brain about. Because let me just let me just kind of flag with you. I have been dabbling in NF T's I've been trying to buy artwork from Australian comedians. And I've lost about 200 bucks plugging money into Ethereum wallets, and then trying to get a theory and wallets to connect with platforms to buy NF T's and it just hasn't worked. But I've been thinking about, as, I don't know, if you realise this kitten, but when you've got a podcast about climate change, it's not incredibly profitable. So I've been trying to figure out ways to take the sketches we do an irrational fear and monetize them with ease. At the same time fully realising the irony, the irony that I could be making things worse for the planet. So please enlighten me as to what the hell is going on with NF T's and intellectual property and how that intersects with climate change.

Ketan Joshi  11:15   Yeah, okay. So there's a lot of like, this is actually a little bit like climate change in that there's people trying to explain it through through analogies and metaphors, I'm going to try and avoid that because you know, it get you kind of, you just end up swimming around in like, you know, mixed metaphors. And it's very confusing and scary, basically, the way I've always understood, so I so just a bit of background, I used to work at the CSI role, specifically in the data science part of the business called Data 61. So we did, we actually did a bit of stuff on blockchain technology, and its various uses. And it's described as a distributed ledger, which is basically imagine you've got an Excel spreadsheet on your computer. Imagine that that spreadsheet replicates across 1000 100,000 computers at the same time. So if you put the word pou into a cell in your Excel spreadsheet, that would who appears in 100,000, other copies instantaneously, right?

Dan Ilic  12:11   Oh, so it's just like Twitter, great.

Ketan Joshi  12:14   That is distributed ledger. So it is, it is a pretty fancy way of doing especially and because copy of it is replicated across so many things, then if one person makes a change to it, then it's sort of copied across. So with that means there's a high level of trust in this, there's no single authority that you sort of have to rely on. Now, Bitcoin sort of operates on similar technology, right? You have this distributed ledger, but what you do is they've taken that technology and tried to make a currency out of it, that means you have to have something, some challenge to get value from this currency, you can't just kind of randomly distribute imaginary tokens of currency. So what they came up with is, well, what we'll do is create a process that is incredibly hard. And by making it so difficult, what happens is it takes some amount of work to acquire one of these coins, a Bitcoin, and it's called proof of work. That's the name of it. That's the name of the technology. And the best way I've seen it described is, imagine if keeping your car idling 24 seven, solved, the imaginary Sudoku is that you can exchange for heroin.

Dan Ilic  13:29   So you said you were gonna get into metaphors. But that is a very accurate metaphor, I enjoy that.

Ketan Joshi  13:35   It is my one loud metaphor. And I'm gonna spend it on that one on that tweet, because it was fantastic. So basically, to win a Bitcoin, you have to generate as many random numbers as you possibly can, it takes a lot of computational power. And that amount of computational power increases, because you need to actually have a balance between who is winning this currency who's winning these tokens, and the amount of computational power that's in the system, which means the system actually adapts as you get more and more computational power, which means basically, bring it all together, it takes more and more energy to get the next coin. Yeah. And so what you end up with is the situation in, you know, all of this sort of technology aside, you end up with this reality of you have these vast, vast quantities of server farms, sitting there just like buzzing with noise and hate just spinning out as many random nodes as they possibly can to get as much of this currency as they can. So it's called mining, they call it Bitcoin mining. And so when you see things like Bitcoin consumes as much energy as this particular country, it's because it does, like it takes that much literal, physical electrical power to run these computers to generate these transactions. Every time new coins are discovered. It takes even more How to get to the next point, right? A bit more. Yes, yeah. And so all of these dynamics, I'm simplifying, because I'm simplifying all of these dynamics very, very heavily. But the basic consequence is that by design, proof of work, and Bitcoin requires a lot of energy. So if you want to change that, if you want to change it from requiring a huge amount of energy to requiring not much energy to change the design, and actually there are people working on this, right. So there are different ways you can prove, you could introduce difficulty without having the difficulty being that you just consume ludicrous quantities of energy, right? You can have other forms of difficulty, right? There's different types of these things called proof of stake, for instance. So how many bitcoins that someone already have in their virtual wallet or something like that, right? reading into these, there's actually some hope, essentially, that you can have these things, not consuming world melting amounts of energy.

Dan Ilic  15:55   So what you're saying is that we could possibly fund this podcast by selling bits of it, and also not destroy the Earth at the same time.

Ketan Joshi  16:04   Yeah, so so it just that brings it back to what you were describing earlier, which has been described as like crypto art or non fungible tokens or NF T's very inaccessible names, basically, it's generating the serial number of a unique piece of work. So it can be a tweet, or it can be a piece of art or whatever. And that serial number is stored on a blockchain right, which means it's, it's on that spreadsheet that's replicating across a trillion billion different computers, which means when as soon as you generate it, you put you put the serial number you put this tweet is owned by Tom joshy, he paid 100 bucks for it. It's this sort of very highly trustable system, right? Which is, which is pretty good, right? Like this is something that is obviously a lot of value to artists is to have a more discreet, like almost like copyrightable sense of ownership for the art that they create,

Dan Ilic  16:55   to deal in the digital space where you create something and it goes up and you hope it goes viral. But there's no monetary gain from anything. Speaking as someone who has gone viral so many times if I had one cent for every time I've gone viral, absolutely be able to buy a new car. But

Ketan Joshi  17:13   yeah, I mean, this is what people have been trying to do with like, you know, when you see a viral tweet on Twitter, and below it, someone's written like, you know, here's my SoundCloud or whatever, like, please send me some cash. Like they'll put the code off the link there and say, can you please just help fund my you know, getting through university?

Dan Ilic  17:30   Whatever Katon? I don't know, if you realise you are. You're just outlining my business plan. So that's exactly what we do on irrational fear. We will we will go viral. Usually, this is this is no, this is no secret to irrational fear listeners. But we will create a sketch put it up on Twitter and I will write who made this. And then right underneath it, I made this subscribe to the podcast.

Ketan Joshi  17:57   So this is a real source of frustration. And like Bitcoin, it raises this fundamental question. And it's not it's not limited to Bitcoin, it's actually something that the whole energy and climate world is facing. right at this moment, which is basically is this worth it, is what we're doing worth it. So is the value that you get from copywriting. And paying for a piece of art worth the X number of kilowatt hours that was required to process this transaction. And crypto operates on a slightly different system to Bitcoin. It has the same fundamental sort of proof of work system, but it's slightly more efficient. Because you're not playing this random number game. It's actually it's actually going through this process where a whole bunch of different transactions get bundled, bundled together, it's still relatively high consuming, right, like it's still a relative decent amount of energy. And I was just looking at this one chart this morning from this website called Digi economist, and they look at the power consumption for the thing that runs crypto on NF T's which is called aetherium. Yeah, and it's it's still pretty high, you know, it's not quite as high as Bitcoin. But, you know, like that, there is still sort of some options for bringing that down. Yeah. But fundamentally, there is still this really, like almost really hard to solve problem underneath at all, which is that it requires a lot of energy. And of course, the problem with consuming a lot of energy is that we live in a fossil fuel world, predominantly fossil fueled world. Yeah. And to consume a lot of energy. You just have to consume a lot of fossil fuels.

Dan Ilic  19:32   Yeah, I've seen so many, countless numbers of vice documentaries about warehouses in China and, and orders crammed with AMD RISC chips that are all like mining Bitcoin. And there's like dude with their shirts off like plugging like plugging cables here and there. And then and then there's on the other side in rich countries like Iceland. You see these, these stories about Bitcoin factories that are built in Iceland in real Cold air is to use the natural cooling of the of the environment to to mine Bitcoin and using geothermal technology to kind of power these, these Bitcoin mining factories, but it's such a, it's it's such a headache like you're just like, you know, you, you think one thing is going to save the planet but ended up just completely destroying it.

Ketan Joshi  20:23   This is this is why this is why I kind of got sucked into it a bit because there's actually nothing really like it. There's nothing where the ratio between how much energy it consumes. And to be honest, it doesn't really seem to have clear societal benefits, right?

Dan Ilic  20:40   Yeah, you've got all these or you got all these like blockchain edge Lords who were talking about how Oh, you know, we're only at 00 point 3% of what we've explored with blockchain. I think it's gonna have exponential growth. I'm like, well, that's so much more energy

Ketan Joshi  20:56   efficient thing. Good.

Dan Ilic  20:58   Yeah, it doesn't seem seem good.

Ketan Joshi  20:59   Yeah. Well, it's actually worth mentioning the the renewable versus fossil energy thing, because something you hear a lot is basically, that Bitcoin miners will hunt out the cheapest and most surplus energy, right. So, of course, you know, renewable energy has gotten a lot cheaper over the past decade, wind and solar in particular. But what we're actually seeing is that there isn't surplus wind and solar, wind and solar being deployed and very carefully managed ways around the world, such that they do what they're meant to do, which is displace fossil fuels, instead of just sort of feeling this like rising addition of Bitcoin mining demand, and then leaving the fossil fuel system as it is like, that's not a good thing. That's not a good outcome. Yeah. And so what they're actually drawn to is hydro, in particular. And in China, what you find is that there are hydro assets that aren't particularly well interconnected into other parts of China, which means they have potential output, if so, reservoirs that are sort of like full Yeah, that they could never, they could never really set that could that is way more than local demand, right? So the logic of Bitcoin miners as well, we kind of just, you know, we like, flow into those into those bits of surplus and consume that. So, you know, it's like, it's not really changing the situation at all. And it's not quite how that manifests in the real world. Yeah, because what is happening is that every part of the renewable energy world that is like stranded or surplus, what we're finding is that we actually need to connect it up to the world to start displacing fossil fuels. I mean, China is a particularly great example of where there's a lot of coal happening. So those renewable assets need to be going towards displacing fossil fuels. So if they're stranded, that's not a good thing. And to lock them into being stranded by saying, we'll give you a revenue stream, from your surplus from from mining Bitcoin is basically diverting that action to link it all together, to start pushing down on fossil fuels. Yeah, that's not a good thing. And then, on top of that, this is whole push within the Bitcoin mining community to actually specifically use fossil fuels so actively and consciously seek out fossil fuel mining operations, so so oil and gas, and to say, well, you guys, through the process of extracting oil and gas from the ground, you get this thing where methane leaks from these sites, right. So what they do is either they just let it let me think seep into the atmosphere, which is extremely bad. Or they burn it off, which is slightly less bad. This is all in the process of extracting fossil fuels, which eventually get burned. What is the logic in actively seeking out fossil fuels in that case, so So what they're saying is like, well, because all of this waste product, all of this waste me, young, these mining sites will either be released or burned, we may as well just burn that burn that waste to mine Bitcoin. So fine, you can see these videos, and it's not a secret, you know, they're very sort of open about it. You see these videos of like these shipping containers at oil and gas fields. And they'll just slowly pan the camera around from like, you know, this sort of classic like oil drilling thing, you know, they've got like the big weight on one end. Yeah. And they'll pan they'll pan around from that oil drilling thing to this shipping container that's buzzing, you know, like, like, it's full of Hornets. And it's full of like LED lights. And it's a little seven farm that's mining Bitcoin, because they're taking the gas, but they're still burning gas. And, yeah, when you burn gas it creates it creates greenhouse gas emissions. So the net impact of what they're doing is, it's either nothing or it's worse because when you look at the websites of these companies, they're like, Look, we're actually doing this to help the optics of the fossil fuel industry, the venting and flaring problem of methane at these sites has been under has been the subject of criticism for a long time. In you know, Biden's administration, the US is like we have to crack down on all these like waste methane issues at these sites. So the Bitcoin miners come in and they're like, don't worry about the waste. Just burn you can just burn the fossil fuel to mine Bitcoin and it's actually an environmental benefit.

Dan Ilic  25:27   Has anyone? Is anyone seriously trading off that though? Is anyone seriously putting that in a press release saying that, you know, hey, you know, where the where the do Gooding oil company that's flaring off our methane to mine Bitcoin?

Ketan Joshi  25:40   Yeah, it's not just the companies that are sort of, you know, offering this as a pathway but like the, like these massive giants like Ecuador. So, you know, Ecuador being the state owned oil company here in Norway, where I live. They, they have been investing in this because they're like, we're actually we're actually solving the problem.

Dan Ilic  26:04   I never thought I never thought I'd say this, but I can next year I will heading out to election i can i can just say Scott Morrison saying we're going to have a Bitcoin led recovery. A blockchain lead recovery.

Ketan Joshi  26:15   Oh my god. Yeah. So I mean, actually, you know, they're actually awesome. I saw a tweet yesterday like another another Norwegian oil and gas company announced their intention to sort of invest in Bitcoin not not specifically using methane to generate it, but to just did they taking the cash that they have, and just investing in Bitcoin, with some weird promises about using stranded renewable energy assets, but no clarity on what they mean. Yeah. And someone you know, someone tweeted at like all the Australian oil and gas companies like Woodside HCl and origin being like, Hey, guys, why aren't you doing? This is a great idea. So so to bring it all together? Yeah, basically, what I've been been finding out is that, first of all, it contains a lot of energy. I think people sort of know this, like they've seen it in articles, you know, they've read about all the comparisons. That's a little mystery. But with Bitcoin mining, in particular, there seems to be this like energy pushing them towards fossil fuels. And it's because what they are drawn towards is not zero emissions power, they are drawn towards cheap stranded power. And oil and gas mining operations actually fit that bill really nicely. Demand for fossil fuels is going to decrease very significantly. And so if these Bitcoin miners step up and say, well, don't worry about all the, you know, people not wanting your fossil fuels, will take them, the price of those fossil fuels will drop very significantly due to due to the fall in demand. And they will probably be there to be like, well, don't worry about your coal mine, your gas mine, your oil extraction thing, we'll just take that energy that you're extracting, and use it to mine Bitcoin. And they can kind of say, Well, you know, they'll sort of like frame it in this like tortured logic of, we're actually doing an environmental benefit. But really, they're monetizing the this sort of side this like waste stream from the fossil fuel industry. So anyway, I've written a sort of very long post about this, because I think it's actually a very nice summary of a relatively important debate that we're all having, which is like, how do we manage energy? You know, do we live in like a high energy world, low energy world who gets it? How do we connect up renewable energy? How do we figure out what to do with fossil fuel companies? Like do we congratulate them if they're doing something that sounds vaguely like it's environmentally beneficial? Or do we remain critical of them? All these questions are really big and important. I'll publish that pace. Probably later this week. I'm not sure when this podcast will go out. But if anyone wants to read three to 4000 word, rant for me about this. I don't know why you would want to, then yeah, it'll be published soon, we'll be able to buy it an open seat on IO as a nifty question. Yeah, I mean, the crypto art thing as well is is an interesting cultural comparison, because Bitcoin is just full of libertarians. Yeah. You know, plenty of whom are not particularly influential types are right. Yes. Yeah. And so well, yeah. And also, you know, also not particularly open minded towards, like collective climate action and like government regulation, fossil fuel companies and things like that. But then, like, the art community is very, very different. You know, like, it's really, of course, it's a lot of environmentally conscious people, people who you would sort of think are a lot more into like climate action and environmental justice and things like that. And of course, you see a very different reaction. Now you see a lot of backlash from with In the arts community against the sort of like, I guess, the excesses of this, but then there's also a lot of people who are like, well, don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. Because if we can really bring the energy consumption down, the concept is really sound and really beneficial for a lot of people who would like to get paid for the stuff that they're doing. So there is some work, you know, to try and rescue I guess, to try and cleave it away from the Bitcoin libertarian world and into this like, basically like a useful technological tool to help artists get paid.

Dan Ilic  30:33   I think that's where that's where I am right now, as I create, I like thinking like, you know, how, how do we use this to get paid, but how do we also not not destroy the Earth at the same time? I think it's really interesting that you kind of mentioned that, that the oil industry, the fossil fuel industry, are using Bitcoin as a delay tactic, considering they are the kings of delay tactics and your your book in your book windfall. It's just, it's just like 400 pages of delay tactics. I think I think that some, I think one of the one of the things I love about your writing patterns, is just how clear it is, and how often you return back to first principles all the time, I really appreciate that. Like, I think you whenever you talk about coal, you kind of talk about it, how it's just the sunlight trapped in a rock, or you're always talking about climate change, about how the government is slowly trying to kill its citizens. And one of my favourite motifs is an idea how you, you kind of return to again and again and again about how it's just a handful of powerful individuals that are responsible for the position that we're in. And one of the things one of the, my, my favourite senators in the book is about house when you're articulating Australia's last decade of climate action, and he said it was squashed into the boot of a callous few lately protecting their own manufactured realities. It's such a when you when you kind of write like that. And when you return back to first principles, the obfuscation kind of floats away. And you're kind of left with this bare naked truth as to kind of the position we're in and the absurdity that the Australian Government is in is in, in particular, where what have you learned by moving to Oslo? And looking back at Australia?

Ketan Joshi  32:17   Yeah, this is this is something I've been thinking about a lot recently, because what is happening this year is this global environment, this like sort of global climate meeting in November called cop 26. Conference of Parties, it was meant to be the it's the sort of the five year check in. And it was meant to be last year 2020, obviously, delayed due to COVID-19. It may not even happen this year, if if the vaccination stuff goes slowly. So that means that the whole world kind of stands up in their podiums and says, Well, this is where we're at with climate change. And so that means Australia also stands up and says, this is where we're at, we're checking in, it's been five years, six years since the Paris Agreement started. And that means the sort of trapped world that every country has been living in, you know, looking at their own climate politics.

Dan Ilic  33:16   What are you trying to say every country has their own version of the camera bubble?

Ketan Joshi  33:20   Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah, basically, essentially, yeah, this is something else that's actually become very clear is that as I have existed Australia's timezone, it's actually pretty tough to get people to think about different countries, when they're when they're really sort of into their own in their own particular area. I mean, maybe I think maybe America might be the worst offender of this, because they sort of, there's a lot of things that happen in there that they treat is like the first time that it's

Unknown Speaker  33:46   like, no, no.

Ketan Joshi  33:48   Many of these things have happened elsewhere.

Dan Ilic  33:50   Yeah. And the matrix is early in the metric systems, the big one there, I think.

Ketan Joshi  33:54   Yeah, absolutely. But what what Australia is going to is finding out this year and what we'll what we're only at the very start of, and will become more intense as the year goes on, is that a lot of things have become saturated, and because they're saturated, people get people lose their sensitivity to how bad and horrific The situation is. So to give you an example, in the UK, in the past few weeks, this coal mine that was proposed is called Cumbria. And it's like this. On the scale of UK is coal mines. It's it's relatively big, right? Because coal mining in the UK has declined over the over the past century, to almost nothing. There's a couple of really small ones. And of course, coal fired power generation in the UK has also declined to almost nothing. It is functionally no longer really playing a role on the grid in the UK. This coal mine has been proposed. It's an underground coal mine. I was looking at the discourse around it, and it's Intense right like this, the local council, the UK Government, climate activists, investors, the debate on this one Coal Mine is just like this really, really launched focus. And I was looking at it and I was like, hmm, Gee, I wonder how that coal mine compares to like Australia's current, like list of planned coal mines, so nonoperational coal mines in Australia, but the ones that are sort of at various stages of like, you know, getting towards operation, and I put it onto this chart, which is basically looking at the number of mega tonnes of output of coal per year from each coal mine,

Dan Ilic  35:39   will I need to get it? Well, I need to get a skew bag for the rest of the Senate.

Ketan Joshi  35:45   Well, I'll try not to describe it too vividly. But basically, it's like this tiny little red dot and like Australia's planned coal mines, several orders of magnitude greater. I found that really stunning, right? Because it's not like the level of outrage and emotion within Australia's leadership within political circles is is equivalently larger than the level of outrage at this one tiny planned coal mine in the UK? And of course, like, the reason is obvious, right? Is because that plant coal mine in the UK is new. It's like a new unfamiliar thing for UK people to go, Oh, my God, a coal mine. Are you kidding me? Like, why? Why are we building a coal mine? That's bonkers. Like we, you know, we're holding, we're hosting cop 26 at the end of the year, and you're building a damn coal mine. And then, you know, you look at Australia. You know, just to give one single example, though, is this amazing? This is amazing court case being brought against the Australian Federal Government, on the grounds that expanding a coal mine, expanding a planned coal mine. And just the expansion of this coal mine dwarfs the magnitude of this coal mine in the UK. And, and like, that got some attention that this court case being brought by a group of teenagers, but it didn't get anywhere near the magnitude of attention that the Cumbria Coal Mine is getting in the UK, and its saturation, right? Like, it's just like this, you know, it's not like people don't care. It's just that if they were to care by the same order of magnitude, then they wouldn't be able to function as human beings, right? Like the like, you just you would be so overwhelmed by how much you should care about, about like the production line of new coal in Australia. Yeah. And the other thing that's worth noting is that this production line of new coal extraction in Australia, is globally very, very significant. There was this report last year from the International Energy Agency that looked at the coal production in different countries. And they're like, Look, there's a few countries in the world that are just going to be the engine of new coal production in coming years. And Australia is one of them. There's other countries like Indonesia, actually, Germany is up there, as well, because Germany really seems to be big on coal mining is a couple of others. I can't quite recall from the report, but Australia is basically a key player. Right? And oh, and sorry, of course, China, it but China uses a lot of the coal that it produces, right? It's not a big net exporter. Australia is one of the countries that actually supplies it to elsewhere in the world. So that is really the sort of the key thing that I felt looking back on Australia, because it's this barrage, this daily barrage over new things, that because it obviously becomes extremely difficult to maintain outrage about because it's just so proportional II, massive in Australia, and compared to other countries where, like the UK, for instance, where the horrific stuff still happens, but it happens more frequently, which means which lets you have the emotional capacity to go, oh my god, and you call mine and talk about this. Whereas in Australia, you get this phenomenon where like with coal mining, for instance, you kind of have to concentrate all of your feelings onto one symbolic example, like the Carmichael coal Adani, coal mine, Donnie.

Unknown Speaker  39:13   Yeah, yeah.

Ketan Joshi  39:14   Yeah, it's like the only way you can emotionally manage because if you were to spread it equally across all the coal mines planned in Australia, you would never have the you would melt into a puddle. The brain capacity. Yes. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  39:27   It's one of those things like to communicate it you need just like a very simple emoji and the stopper Danny thing really symbolises that and even though stop Danny's actually stopped everything happening in the Galilee basin. That's kind of that's kind of in the Galilee basin is filled with hundreds of cold coal companies all vying for the coal underneath underneath the Galilee basin. Yeah, Ben Adani is the easiest Danny's like this Dinis, like the signpost that we all rally behind and even when they change the name to bribe us, we still you stop it down because I don't know, I

Ketan Joshi  40:00   just use the all of the wrong things that are done in the past. I treat them as a completely new company. So that's basically why I write the way I do in a sense, because I, because I always want to. I want to try and describe things in a slightly different or literal way. We often rely on shorthand to talk about this topic, because of course, like it's just a, it's just a weird new complex sciency, you know, economic like, Techno political thing. Yeah. So if sometimes you just sort of read describe what you're talking about in a slightly different way, then it just resets that emotional exhaustion,

Dan Ilic  40:43   it almost makes it sound, you know, climate action, and going carbon neutral sound completely achievable as well. Like, I think one of the one of the things you constantly mentioned in your book is, is like you re, you return to again, and again, is saying that no, even if one molecule of co2 equivalent is stays in the ground, that's great. You know, like, when you when you put it down, when you put it as my noodle is that you like, Oh, yeah, shit, yeah, that's what this is all about. It's about keeping the stuff in the ground,

Ketan Joshi  41:12   that sort of links it back to renewable energy in my own advocacy of renewable energy, because we can confirm that, you know, grids are finite. Like, if you if you have 100, people demanding electricity, and then you know, 50 of those people get it from wind and solar, whereas they otherwise would have got it from coal and gas, then that's an emissions reduction, we can confirm that this, oddly enough, was actually almost controversial last decade, like this is something you know, wind and solar were kind of treated as like a sideshow of like, Oh, you know, they're there. But they're generating so randomly that we don't really know they're there, whether they're reducing emissions a lot. It's kind

Dan Ilic  41:50   of strange. Like, I feel like there's a couple of conversations happening at different levels of government in Australia with that is still the case, like in federal government, you have a whole bunch of right wing conservatives who who kind of have that same, it's still that same dialogue, that same conversation, whereas a lot of other conservatives are kind of kind of on the renewables train at a state level. And you kind of see the shift in mode in conversation, the main, if you will, that renewables aren't reliable is kind of disappearing.

Ketan Joshi  42:23   Yeah, I split it in the book, I split it into three sort of categories, right. One is price. One is like grid security or reliability, and the other is emissions. And so it's just been this three pronged fight to prove that, like, renewables can perform those three functions. And so, in each of those three, the balance of discourse has been in exactly the wrong direction. Like you had this, like, you, I'm sure, you know, your listeners will recognise this is like whole decade of like, renewables are too expensive, that no one can afford them. And of course, what we what we're discovering now is that the majority of price falls and electricity prices in Australia, I'd usually to renewables

Dan Ilic  43:03   renewable energy. Yeah,

Ketan Joshi  43:05   won't last forever, of course, but it's actually it's pretty damn good that that's happening. The next thing has been grid reliability. You know, South Australia had its blackout. And then suddenly, everyone was like, Oh, see, you know, wind and solar cause blackouts. And now we're realising that strong to this one.

Dan Ilic  43:20   This was really fascinating. In your book, you spent a lot of time dissecting the 2016 blackout in South Australia, why did you just disband? Why did you decide to spend so many pages dissecting? What was it five seconds of grid problems in Australia?

Ketan Joshi  43:37   My long suffering editor actually convinced me to pare that down the book actually would have been substantially longer.

Dan Ilic  43:46   And I say, as a reader, I really enjoyed it. It might have been my favourite part of the book.

Ketan Joshi  43:51   Yeah, because because it was the it's actually my favourite. No, sorry. It's my second favourite part of that. But my favourite part is the community and issue pot, which maybe we can come to later. Yeah, the mismatch between reality and discourse that was the greatest, I think it has had the most noticeable impacts on the way energy policy happens in Australia. So back then back in, like sort of 2016 2017 the narrative was like, if you build more wind and solar, it's gonna cause blackouts. I promise you it's going to cause blackouts. What was happening is that a lot of wind and solar was being built because it was incentivized under the renewable energy target, and blackouts, grid stress were increasing, because climate change is happening and heat waves are becoming more intense and longer. bushfires are impacting parts of electricity infrastructure like transmission lines. And that means there's more more stress on the grid. And coal, coal and gas fired power stations are getting older and less, they're becoming more susceptible rather to moments of great stress. So all these moments were like heat waves That just blatantly worsened or intensified by climate change, causing calling gas plants to basically shut down or power lines to get wrecked. Those were all blamed on wind and solar, because they were like, well, CCC hypothesis has been proved, like we told you that the presence of wind and solar would cause all these problems. This has actually changed somewhat since then, what we're going to see now is over the next few years in Australia, it's going to shift away from a narrative about renewables and towards the closure of coal and gas fired power stations, right? It will initially be mostly about coal, because there's this phenomenon that is about to happen in Australia's grades where coal simply loses its profit, profitability, wind and solar are so cheap, as a fundamental of the way they operate in that you don't have to extract the fuel that they use, you get it from the atmosphere and space, then coal simply can't compete. Because it's more expensive, you need to dig a hole out of the ground and transport it. This is without a carbon tax, without any, you know, without any form of carbon pricing essentially, in Australia at all. So this, this is something that's going to accelerate. And what is going to happen is that these companies that operate these, these, these power stations will say, this is really bad. All of our coal fired power stations are going to blip offline, and it's going to cause chaos, there's going to be blackouts, there's going to be price rises, because renewables, wind and solar will not be able to pick up the slack. So it's sort of an extension of that of that debate from like, sort of the mid 2015 onwards, that wind and solar can't provide reliable power, but it's going to be it's not going to be used as a reason to attack wind and solar. It's going to be used as a justification for keeping coal plants running longer.

Dan Ilic  46:55   And that means for subsidies. Yeah, yeah.

Ketan Joshi  46:59   Yeah, this is my prediction. I think that this is the way it's going to go over the next like one or two years. And you're already sort of starting to see some signs of it like is in what we what we know, for absolute Sure, is that Australia will not align to ambitious, strong climate targets, unless it's shut down shuts down its coal fired power plants before they're set to retire. Because every coal plant has it has a date on it, that it's like it that it retires. And you can put those dates into a spreadsheet and say, if they run to that day, what are the emissions? And then you can say what emissions Do we need to be under to align with climate targets. And of course, letting those coal plants run to the end date means we blow past our carbon, we emit way more than we should, if you were to sort of assign a 1.5 degree global target to Australia. So there's just no there's absolutely no escaping that math. And think back to last year, where a coal fired power station in New South Wales called Adel a relatively big one is usually close in 2022. For very, very close, right, like this is this is right around the corner. The reaction from the government was initially, we have to keep this open. We need to extend its lifespan for another five years. That did not go down particularly well, because the even the owners were like, I don't think we can do that. It was just the quantity of government money that would have been required. It was it was beyond the pale even for that. So then they said, Look, what we think is that the the owner of that coal fired power station should be forced to sell it to someone who will agree to keep it open. And Australia's government like toyed around with that idea for a while it didn't work. And the latest that we saw was Scott Morrison and Angus Taylor standing up in front of the cameras and saying, Listen up energy market, you have been very naughty. This coal plant is due to shut down very soon. And we feel that the replacement capacity hasn't been put in place. So we so we are threatening to build a 1000 megawatt gas fired power station as a punishment. Because you've been so naughty, and you haven't built you haven't replaced the capacity of this coal fired power station, that we're going to build another fossil fuel power station to replace it as punishment. So you can so what the reason is, is because

Dan Ilic  49:27   the gas the gas powered recovery is blackmail to keep the coal industry going. Is that what you're saying?

Ketan Joshi  49:34   Ah, look, it's confusing. I can't quite follow your logic if the gas fired recovery. But essentially, essentially, the The reason I bring this up is it's actually a really nice example of how big the absolute key debates This is really extremely central to Australia's entire climate issue is shutting down coal fired power stations before For them in to retire. When a coal plant when a coal plant reaches its retirement date, the government can't even handle it shutting down on its minister.

Dan Ilic  50:11   It sounds it sounds like the government is so sick, like absolutely sick. Like it's that they've got an illness.

Ketan Joshi  50:19   Yeah. So so this is what I this is kind of links back to what I mean when I say like saturation, right? Because such a such a bad situation of like, they can't even handle the absolute baseline basic starting point of this issue, to control emissions to where they need to be controlled to that. You look at the way it's covered stuff like this. And people it's like, almost like people just don't want to and when I say people start I mean, I mean, you know, I guess like the bulk of like coverage in like News Corp and like large media outlets, you know, they sort of almost can't deal with how bad the situation is. They sort of like cover it like, yeah, I guess Hey, let's go up and suggested 1000 megawatt gas fired power station, environmental groups criticised it. Yeah. Next one, let's move on. Yeah. And it's like, if you can imagine the, I guess, like trying sort of related back to COVID-19. And the tone of like, emergency not not just from Australian citizens, but from media outlets to you know, the sort of really, those this air of like, this is an actual emergency and it needs to be treated as such. You know, bad decisions were criticised as, as such, you know, that, like it didn't really matter, that people would be seen as being too biassed in favour of saving lives from the impacts of COVID-19. They did it anyway, because they felt is journalists, you know, it was their sort of duty to serve the public interest and criticise bad policy decisions on the grounds of protecting the lives of people vulnerable to the impacts of this disease. The very same logic of like, well, the government ought to be criticised on the grounds that they're allowing the emissions of the substance which causes harm to human life doesn't really come into play. And it's frustrating. Another good example is actually, the next biggest sector of Australia's emissions is transport. Australia, you know, it's just a lot of cars, a lot of big cars, not as much public transport as they could be in big cities, not as much active transport like walking and cycling as they could be in the big cities. And consequently, Australia has very high transport emissions, even relative to the population. The upside is that decarbonizing transport is just as much is just as feasible as power, right? Like we have the technology, you know, bicycle hills, like ebikes, public transports, electric vehicles, electric buses, all these sorts of things, long distance transport as well. There's a lot of different options available. Australia could start now very easily on decarbonizing transport, and a few months ago, this long awaited plan came out from Australia's government and it was just this huge struggle they just like, we're not gonna bother, like we're just going to electric vehicles will probably eventually get cheaper, right? That's that's completely in arguable and they're sort of looking at that they're sort of holding that and going, Hey, look, you know, electric vehicles are gonna get cheaper. So why is everyone panicking. And of course, the reason that we're panicking is that you need to put some force into the system. Yeah, make it go quicker

Dan Ilic  53:35   to make go quick, because we're running out of time. And I really enjoyed, I really enjoyed that kind of attitude that I saw on Twitter from a lot of conservatives like see, we don't need to help the sector, the sector is going to sort itself out. And then, of course, two years ago, when there was an election going on, you had mykhailiuk cash, gay trainees are gonna lose their use and lose their weekends if labour has its way. It's such a peculiar fact up argument, that it just makes my head hurt so bad. It's incredibly frustrating to see that some states treasurer's, like in South Australia and New South Wales, are even considering putting a tax on on a vase. Like why would you want to put an economic disincentive to buy an Eevee at this juncture,

Ketan Joshi  54:24   this is a very sort of salient problem to me, because, you know, I live in Oslo, in Norway and Noy has, you know, easily leads the world and the deployment of electric vehicles, but it's actually really interesting when you dig into the policy mechanisms that we use, right? So it's this really fine balance between at the very start, you have relatively strong incentives for abs, but you actually need to need to go through this process is Evie start filtering into the fleet of private vehicles in a country, you actually then need to kind of flick it the other way around a little bit and start to rebalance. The level of like taxation, so things like, there was this great interview with the head of the Norwegian electric vehicle Association where she talks about the fact that of course, every single thing that people do has some impact on society. So even using a private vehicle, even if it's electric, you know, that has, you need to use a road. To do that there's infrastructure that must be maintained, you pay a toll when use certain road tires emit particulates, that sort of thing. But there's also benefits relative to a combustion engine vehicle, of course, there's no air pollution in the greenhouse gas emissions is quieter, there's less air pollution, all that sort of stuff. So you need to then have this balancing act of like, don't let ABS be entirely excluded, because there are some impacts from usage of a private vehicle or, you know, most of the activities, of course, that humanity that like people do in cities as well. And what has happened in those states in Australia, is they've just mucked up the order quite badly. So they've started, they've started with the strict, like, you know, they started with a disincentive. And then they're like, we'll get to the we'll get to the step one, after we've done Step six, like so. And it's like, no, that's gonna Of course, that decreases the deployment of electric vehicles. I interviewed the head of the Norwegian Navy Association about this. And they're like, you just kind of see like the look on their face. It's like squinting at you like, they're like, why are you doing this in precisely the wrong order?

Unknown Speaker  56:36   That's crazy.

Dan Ilic  56:37   So you are a prolific tweeter. And your tweets are some of the most enjoyable tweets, particularly around energy and environment. Probably, I would say the best Twitter person to follow if you want if you're into environment stuff. One of my favourite tweets was you publishing a story from the Australian and it was like a bad a KPMG report. And he said consequences of mining now considered major threat to mining says, say miners, and for me, that was probably the most underrated tweet of 2020 and should have should have got far more tweets than the 43 retweets I got. I don't know when you hit 20. Do you think? Do you think this is definitely gonna be a 43? Or this is definitely gonna hit 500? Like what what was going through your mind when you hit tweet when you hit tweet on that one?

Ketan Joshi  57:22   I never, I can never tell the my often my crappiest tweets send out the most popular and my best ones end up the least appreciated.

Dan Ilic  57:30   And one of my I think I kind of made a connection today is like there was some data pulled together by KPMG, which made me think about today's big energy news story about the federal government spending $9 million on consultants to work out how best to subsidise the gas industry. And those consultants weren't KPMG. And clearly, Boston Consulting Group is happy to come up with different kinds of information for the game. Yeah,

Ketan Joshi  57:58   it's actually I intend to write about this one right about this one, too, because it's a really, really fascinating story. And it's great work from the Australia Institute for for, you know, having that scoop and sort of getting those documents that tell them, my writing is split into two halves at the moment. One is one is, you know, sort of renewables focus, like grid energy technology stuff. And the other half is actually critique fossil fuel industry critique. And also like in general sort of climate plan critique, because what we're seeing a lot of is, is not just fossil fuel companies, but many other companies, is sensing the change in the wind and going, Oh, okay, well, we need to come up with a climate plan. What do we do? You know, like, do we, we need to reduce our emissions from a company, you know, whatever the company is, and you've got this whole spectrum of like, really, really good ones, where people are very, you know, very consciously recognise that their environmental footprint. Actually a good example of a good one is Google, surprisingly enough, I fully expected them to go for, you know, greenwashing crappy plans, but they've got a fantastic plan where they, where they match, they actually turn their data centres into demand matching for renewables. So it actually helps ease the integration of renewable energy. So bad one, isn't actually there was a really good article last year, I can't find it, because I needed to write my thing. But it examined Boston Consulting group's own net zero plan. And what they, and they have this, you know, with every one of these netzero plans, what happens is you get this really sort of like, flashy media thing, where it's like, Look, you know, here's another one. Here's another company, you know, showing that they're sort of caring about climate change. And often these are actually really good signals, these netzero plans, so they do hit they do do some good in that everyone's kind of watching this happen, and they're going like, Oh, fantastic, you know, now we now we need to do it. But then the next step after everyone kind of agrees that we all need to do this is to dig into the details of that plan and say, well, actually you need to improve this particular thing. Boston Consulting Group did this really interesting thing. And then zero plan where they don't really change the number of flights that they consultants take very much. They kind of just fill it in with offsets, right. So this is either like planting trees, or having a technology that sucks carbon carbon from the air. Those are the kind of the two types of offsets, they call them natural technological offsets. There's a lot of controversy around both with with the tree stuff, obviously, you need to actually have something that removes carbon permanently. Obviously, we got it from the ground, we've got it from deep underground. And if you kind of just have it on the surface, in a tree or in the soil, very unstable, re released back into the hemisphere. There's also some controversy around you know, there's a lot of projects that are sort of sold is like, we're building this we're planting this tree specifically because you paid us to do it. But of course, that tree may have been planted anyway. So it's not additional, there's no additionality is the word. Carbon removal has a lot more hope going for it. But it's it's a long way off. And then often the promise of carbon removal just get to us. As like, you know, we'll just continue burning fossil fuels, because we recommend like 2049, someone will just have this amazing technology that will just suck all the carbon out that we've spent 29 years releasing, it's like

Dan Ilic  1:01:09   the same, the same, the same kind of false promise of carbon capture storage, just like Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we've got these two, we've got these two plants, and we think they're working, but we're not quite sure, but they don't really work. But we'll just say we've got them. So it means we don't have to do anything for another 15 years.

Ketan Joshi  1:01:23   Yeah, and I often often produce these charts with like, here's how much they've released. And here's how much they've captured. And it's just like a ridiculous. visible, we've got to like squint at your laptop or phone. So So BCG offset their flights, you know, show instead of saying we're gonna figure out a way to fly less, they just said they just call it in with trees, and they will just continue, will largely continue doing what we're doing. But it will just have we're just commentaries and it's like, okay, that's actually that's actually not a particularly great thing to do. Because it's not reducing the amount of carbon that's being added to the atmosphere, the planting of trees is probably a good thing. And it certainly helps. But then you can't have that as the thing that you're relying on, you actually need to reduce your emissions as well. Yeah. So bcj were on my radar last year. And then there are a lot of companies that work is enabling for the fossil fuel industry without actually being specifically digging up fossil fuels themselves. Of course, the other category is like public relations, like marketing, advertising, things like

Dan Ilic  1:02:23   that, I was gonna say Can Can could could be CJ possibly lower their carbon emissions by not working for the Australian Government and working out how to burn more fossil fuels.

Ketan Joshi  1:02:34   You know, it's not captured in their annual report, like you won't see, here's a list of our clients. You know, here's Exxon Mobil, here's the Australian Government, blah, blah, blah, you won't see that sort of stuff. And there's a lot of actually really good groups. There's one in Australia called calms declare, there's another one as well. I've completely forgotten the name. But basically what they

Dan Ilic  1:02:51   thought of another one called a podcast declare as well.

Ketan Joshi  1:02:55   Oh, yeah, yeah, I've seen I've seen that Twitter account. Yeah, it's good. I mean, like this is basically, this is really important stuff. Because I think to some degree, we underestimate the impact of particularly advertising. You know, like consultancies, obviously, play a pretty big role in this sort of stuff. Like you can see the impact there. With BCG in the Australian Government, their marketing and advertising is going to become a much much bigger thing as decarbonisation moves from like grid stuff, like, you know, huge wind and solar farms out in rural areas, and into our homes. So like cars, you know, the type of stovetop that you have decisions that you make around like, where you put your money, you know, like which super which super funds, you put your money and that sort of thing. All of this is actually becoming way more individual. And so marketing and Mass Communication are going to be really, really big things this decade, the I was just tweeting this morning about the gas industry, they they really don't want people building new homes without connections to the gas network. The more people choose not to connect their new home to gas, the less value their infrastructure has, and it's freaking them out. Because you know, induction cooktops work amazingly well. You don't fill your home with fossil fuel protected like you don't know burning a fossil fuel inside your damn heart.

Dan Ilic  1:04:12   You're not putting me in your house where you live.

Ketan Joshi  1:04:16   There's an interesting side issue right equity of course, like I've been a lifelong renter,

Dan Ilic  1:04:22   you and I are similar in similar positions where like it'd be all well and good to be able to do renovations to place we live to have an induction stove top to have electricity beaming from our rooms to our homes and doing all these ones and having a having a Tesla in the driveway. First of all, I've got to get a driveway. And yeah, so like to do all these things when you're when you actually don't have the power to do any of that yourself. If you're not a homeowner, that's a very different game to play. As a consumer myself, I try to make choices that are that thoughtful like a carbon offset my car even though I even though I'm totally aware of the nature of carbon offset, it still makes me feel good.

Ketan Joshi  1:05:10   No, it's certainly something that you should do. I mean, like, as long as they're, as long as they're like high quality, you know, as long as they're verified, and that you are in a situation where you can't afford to purchase an electric car, or, you know, you live in a certain spot where you can't live your life without, like, it's not feasible for you to walk or catch, you know, use a bicycle or catch public transport. And in Australia, of course, there are many, many, many instances of where that's the case for most people, then I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with deciding to try and do some other action it doesn't need doesn't even have to be an offset, you know, you can like funds like a community solar organisation, or you know, you can you can purchase greenhouse electricity, like, there's a bunch of different things that you can do, that don't have to be a one for one emissions cancelling thing that really helped a lot. This is actually a really important point because the debate between individual action and like systemic regulatory action on climate change really rebounds between these two things, and people just get caught up in this rebounds, right where they just like getting buffeted around like, Oh, my God, I feel bad for not doing too much in my life that I don't know I don't feel bad at all. Because it's the corporation's you know, that should be doing it. Oh, no, I feel bad again, Oh, my God. Like, don't let yourself be emotionally battered around by this by this constantly shifting focus, right? Because

Dan Ilic  1:06:28   as you say, as you say, you should feel good for doing something good, you should feel good because you didn't put molecules in the air. So that's that's exactly

Ketan Joshi  1:06:35   right. So so the actually, the gas industry is a really good example of this. Because there's a dimension, right, there's a spectrum, where we actually get more room to make the to make emissions, lower emissions decisions in life, because of regulation, right. So the example I often use is, I live here in Oslo, I cycle my kid to childcare. But I only do that because somebody fought to get bike lanes in Seoul. And this is actually a really recent phenomenon. And Oslo suddenly, in the past few years, that bike lanes have become ubiquitous in the city. And if they weren't there, I would not be doing this, it freaks me out, I would probably be driving a car. And if I didn't have the option to drive an electric car, I'd probably be driving a fossil fuel car. Because I need to get my kids to childcare. And so it's the I've made a decision. Like I could still drive a fossil fuel car if I wanted to. But the reason that I've made the decision, this lifestyle change is because somebody fought in Oslo's council to get this like option available to me, with the gas industry as well, they are looking at marketing and advertising campaigns to get people to have gas in their homes, because it will impact regulation, because they want like a body of people out there who will stand up and say, I like my steak when it's cooked by fossil fuels. And I don't like my steak when it's cooked by electricity from those wimpy wind farms and like they need that their to be able to say, Well, I want this state government to introduce a policy where they're not going to allow the banning of gas connections, for instance, and this is happening in the US, entire states are creating these things called ban bands, which is basically Yeah, this is wild. So they're banning the banning of gas connections. That's such

Dan Ilic  1:08:24   an American thing. That's such a magazine.

Ketan Joshi  1:08:26   Yeah, similar thing is actually happening with plastics. So there are pre emptive bands of plastic bag bans, where they say you're not allowed to stop people from using plastic bags. single use single use plastic bags, because that's too much of a of a, you know, it's impinging on the freedom of whatever it really you know, of course, it's there to produce the to, to protect the petrochemical industry producing the raw materials for those plastic bags, right. But it's a growing trend, and they need and they need widespread public support. Because these are all really local issues. Now, particularly with gas network stuff, they're going to be really local issues. So they need people to be like having warm feelings towards their warm feelings towards gas and gas connections. And you can tell I've obviously been doing a lot of reading and writing about about the gas industry. But it feels kind of relevant, you know, because Australia's doing its whole gas fired recovery thing.

Dan Ilic  1:09:26   About a year ago to get the gas industry we're putting together events with influences to make people feel good about gas. So they had these wellness influences doing yoga and meditating next to a gas fired fireplace where they were breathing in me shade and particulate matter. In the sake of wellness to kind of sell gas to a whole bunch of you paid Evans types.

Ketan Joshi  1:09:51   They cited some studies where they said that looking at a flame creates psychological wellness and therefore You shouldn't be putting gas in your home. I'll give you another example, that some, you know, it's sort of within COVID, because it's sort of relevant. Last year in America, this council in California was looking to implement a ban on new gas connections, and the gas lobby in this area, threatened to bus in protesters, and sent a message saying, if you go ahead with this, what we will do is busing protesters to protest your your attempts to ban gas connections. And that that is going to spread COVID-19 in your in so they specifically used

Dan Ilic  1:10:43   weaponized COVID-19

Ketan Joshi  1:10:44   respiratory disease as a threat to force people to have the option of having another respiratory illness from having gas burning inside your home with inadequate ventilation. So, like, you can tell why I've been so obsessed with this particular like, you know, phenomenon around the world, because the gas industry starting to get pretty dirty about this stuff, right? Like they're getting really, they doing like, do you remember sort of like the old coal PR stuff from like, the 2010s? You know, where they would do like ads, you know, with a lump of coal spinning in like, you know, bright light and that sort of stuff? Yeah, yeah, they would, they would do all these, like, you know, filthy astroturf things and get like, you know, dodgy operators to come in and do PR. So like, all that sort of coal stuff from the 2010s to get the gas industry starting to kind of do a bit of, that's a really significant thing, I think we can actually prepare ourselves a bit for it, by knowing how all of these things are gonna go and kind of knowing how they operate. And that's why I write about that stuff so much, because I want to be like, Look, we know, we can actually predict very reliably what's gonna happen here. And so watch out for it and don't fall prey to the, to the lines of reasoning that they'll they'll be using.

Dan Ilic  1:12:05   Yeah, we actually made a parody on irrational fear of the little black rock, I think was gonna call it was called magical Black Rock is saying, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let me play that parody for you. Now, hang on, here we go.

Unknown Speaker  1:12:21   This can provide endless kinds of environmental destruction. It'll create carbon emissions, respiratory disease, and more waterfront land than ever before, delivering more than 50 million people the motivation to move from their countries to ours, it creates jobs for 1000s of machines, built by people all over the world. due to falling demand. It's the cheapest it's been in over a decade, but consequences of using it will still look expensive. Because if we use it as fast as we can, our world will look just like this little black rock. Whatever is good for humanity. This shit is the opposite.

Dan Ilic  1:13:02   A guy that was that was 25th. September 7 2015. Yeah,

Ketan Joshi  1:13:07   Yeah, Yeah, I will. I'm certain we'll get a you know, long, slow focus on gas bottles, you know? Yeah, I know the well, the wellness, the influences stuff is the is the modern version of that of that little black rock.

Dan Ilic  1:13:23   I think it's gonna be the steak. It's gonna be cooking the steak, that'll that'll be the one that gets

Ketan Joshi  1:13:27   this. There's actually a few. There's a few partnerships that the gas industry does with I think it's like, some cooking shows in Australia. Is it Mastership? Like I remember which ones, but they do like, they get like, you know, the chef's from those shows to be like, Oh, no, I always cook with fossil fuels.

Dan Ilic  1:13:44   It makes sense. Master chefs, Master chefs set up is all guest stars, I've noticed and lasted over them. So it's one of those things where it's like, Wow, look at that. Look at that naan bread being like, completely blown out on that guest. It's really incredible. I should really let you go. Because you know, you're a busy man with the world to save. And I'm not. But I do have questions from a couple of my Patreon supporters. Susan from Patreon asks, What are your thoughts about the most likely power sources for the aviation industry over the next 50 years?

Ketan Joshi  1:14:16   Yeah, this is actually one of the this is really one of the toughest areas to sort of talk and think about with with climate action, because it's another one of those areas where you have to think about the potential of technology not not like what what it currently is. Because there's just no alternative to jet fuel. Forget for transporting people across oceans, across land, obviously, you can, people can travel along the grounds in a high speed train or a car or whatever. But across oceans ships can't really do it. The electric ships really, actually progressing a little faster than I thought there's a few really great electric ferries here in Norway. actually do surprisingly large distances already. But you know, it takes a lot of resources and materials to make the batteries for those things

Dan Ilic  1:15:07   I saw mask mask was going to stop building fossil fuel powered ships in 19 2030, I think

Ketan Joshi  1:15:14   there's some good stuff going on. And actually around this hydrogen, hydrogen is produced from a bunch of different you can make hydrogen from budget for things, but you can make it from electricity, which you can generate from renewables. And when you burn hydrogen advance cleanly, it just produces water. So it's actually a pretty, pretty good option, but you just need to develop the technology to to make engines that run hydrogen. And it's an option for planes as well. But the challenge for both batteries and hydrogen is basically energy storage for planes is that they post pretty heavy and they're both hydrogen is volatile. And so you need to have, you need to have the technology to store it in a plane safely. Batteries are far heavier. So you need to have the balance between the weight of the plane and the weight of the battery,

Dan Ilic  1:15:59   what we can do is to charge their phones before going on a plane and then plug it into the plane. And then passengers can use their energy

Ketan Joshi  1:16:08   may not last very long. Yeah. I mean, I guess it really just makes sense that, um, transporting people through the air requires a pretty wild amount of energy. What is more likely to be the best pathway for aviation is keep going, we'll let technology keep developing it, but cut off the excess of usage. And so a lot of that is actually business travel, a huge, huge proportion of total flights around the world. I think it's like 30 to 40%, I can't quite remember the exact number I need to check it is from business travel.

Dan Ilic  1:16:39   I was really grateful. Two weeks ago, I had to do a presentation in Canberra. And I was quite thankful I didn't have to go. And I could do it over zoom to seven important people in Canberra. And I could just do it from my bedroom where I am right now. And I was like, Well, you know, the only thing I've got to do is put on a tie. And I'm ready to go. And, you know, I think we've all been in COVID times that, that telecommuting and you know, stuff like video conferencing can replace a lot of that unnecessary travel.

Ketan Joshi  1:17:05   Absolutely. And the other problem, of course, is is frequent flying. So it's people who people who fly way more than you and I would ever fly. And that is also a pretty large proportion. And the problem here is course is that airlines understand that this is a very large proportion of their revenues, people who fly when they don't really need to, or really, you know, like not this isn't, you know, stuff when they're going on holidays and stuff. So this kind of overlaps with the business thing of like, you know, a crazy melting group when I haven't have a meeting and they just fly their people, you know, from New York to Los Angeles to have that meeting.

Dan Ilic  1:17:35   Yeah, maybe instead of having a gold and platinum, they should have like, brown level, you know, you've got it should gold to brown. Yeah, yeah,

Ketan Joshi  1:17:44   this is actually this is actually a sort of proposal is to have like an incentive programme for infrequent dragonflies are very nice to get rid of marketing incentives for flying essentially, which which will cut off a very large amount of demand. And of course, that would be a politically fraught thing down the line. The airlines would not be a very happy with this approach, particularly Not now.

Dan Ilic  1:18:08   One of our discord, community members adds rights. You read a lot about technology replacing coal plants with wind and solar and phasing out IC engines in favour of electric this leads to two questions. will this happen quickly enough? And even if they get replaced with renewables slash electric inside of 15 years? Is it enough? Or do we need larger systemic changes? I don't think it's, I don't think it's a quick question.

Ketan Joshi  1:18:37   Quick, I'll give you a quick answer, though. I mean, you need systemic changes to reach that rate of change, there's no doubt about it, you need to have systems in place that intervening in what may have previously been thought of as like relatively free markets. So what actually goes links back very nicely to the coal closure thing, because the owner of a coal plant won't shut it down early, unless you force them to. And to get that 15 year time frame, that's actually going to be a really, really tough systemic deep change to make. So the other side of it, of course, is that simple replacement isn't sufficient, you actually need to push down on the demand side of the equation to so that's I mentioned active transport and public transport for, it's actually a really nice example of where you need to reduce the demand for the usage of vehicles. So people own a car, but they don't use it as much as they normally would. That is also climate when right. So this is actually a really tricky thing to sort of wrap your head around because we often conflate machines existing and the use of machines. China, for instance, is actually building a fair few new coal fired power stations, but they're using them less than less. So obviously, it's not, you shouldn't be building new coal fired power stations, that's extremely bad. But keep in mind that they also use them less and less because competition from renewables is

Dan Ilic  1:19:54   increasing. peeping Neil on the discord also writes, what does he think about direct Technical intervention to reduce co2. And he says, technology solution trees won't cut it, he says. So yeah, the idea of reducing co2 with the technological device, how far away is that,

Ketan Joshi  1:20:14   on the scale that we need to this, you've got to, you've got to sort of split it out into two categories. One is getting rid of everything that's already been emitted. And the other is dealing with stuff that we're about to or that we, that we think we almost certainly will emit. So so so of course, if you ask a company like shell, they'll be like, yeah, we're not going to decarbonize very quickly, there's still a lot of admitting that we're going to do. But if you ask, if you look at if you look at ambitious climate plan, there actually is still some emissions that are gonna happen. So you know, I don't know, like a rescue helicopter, filled with jet fuel that you need to save someone from hanging off a cliff, she'll have some carbon emissions that you want to you want to remove. So and then, of course, this is historical emissions. And there's a lot you know, what are we up to last year, you know, 36 Giga tonnes in that in that single year of carbon dioxide. So not not all greenhouse gases just come with oxide. We currently last year, we removed 0.04 ish. Maybe missing a decimal point there. But you get to the proportions.

Dan Ilic  1:21:18   It's like, I don't know why I'm laughing like it's one of those things where it's like, I shouldn't be laughing. I should be being very angry. But it's a sad laugh. Yeah, I think that's what irrational fear does.

Ketan Joshi  1:21:30   What, what, what I think is actually a really important argument in favour of carbon removal is is actually a justice question. So the burden should be on those who have done the most emitting over the past century. And that's North America. That's Europe, and Australia, Oceania, some degree, all of these sort of three chunks of the world that have done a lot of historical emissions. So not the yearly amount. But if you look at the atmosphere as a stock, it's like a bucket of stuff who's contributed the most of that bucket of existing stuff that's in the atmosphere? That I think that's important. I think that's a justice question. And so shouldn't be led by fossil fuel companies, though,

Dan Ilic  1:22:05   do you think it'll get to a point where, you know, 50 years down the track, the global community will be saying, well, historically, when the rich countries need to start mopping up their historical emissions, and really paying for it, this kind of exporting mass exporting of co2 equivalent from countries like Australia, which we build out riches on, is suddenly going to be the biggest Achilles heel that we have politically in the in the, in the world.

Ketan Joshi  1:22:31   Yeah, the problem, the problem there is that Australia actually doesn't have particularly good carbon storage opportunities, somewhere like Norway has actually has really good carbon stored opportunities just for sequestering underground. There's a lot of sort of existing, like oil science offshore here in Norway. And so they're sort of trying to get ahead of the curve and and offer it as a, you know, business to say, well pay us and we'll and we'll, you know, we'll take your ship full of capture carbon and store it on the ground. And there's two sides that one is the one is the bad side, which is that fossil fuel companies may use that activity as justification for more emissions. And there's the good side, which is that we actually need to remove carbon from the atmosphere, because for the same reason that we don't emit, in that we need to reduce the stock of this substance in the atmosphere that that traps heat on Earth. So you've got to maintain both in your head at the same time, same time. Yeah, in that something good is going to be misused. It's going to be used as a delay tactic to keep the fossil fuels burning. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  1:23:34   It's a Tom, thank you so much. Look, I it's been an absolute pleasure talking to you. I've been a fan of yours for ages. And it's really, really great to get all nerdy with you. I think about two years ago, I went on a bit of a journey to try and learn as much as I can about this space. From my very small kind of comedy point of view. And it's in your one of the first book people that people turned me on to and haven't regretted following you on Twitter, and

Ketan Joshi  1:24:02   I love your work. I of course, I've been really enjoying the particularly like the, of course, like the fossil fuel industry, when you skewer them through through that comedy work. It's really fantastic. And it just, it just fills me with not a lot of things when it's dry these days, and sort of the dark humour of that is just fantastic to me, and makes me feel really happy. So thank you for that.

Dan Ilic  1:24:23   Well, thank you. Well, without people like you, doing the hard work and writing the great work that you do, then I've got nothing to read to make jokes about. So thank you.

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True to form, A Rational Fear, takes a look at week’s scariest news. Catastrophic ecosystem collapse, Gerry Harvey’s JobKeeper bonus, sexual assault allegations in Canberra, and Schapelle Corby on Dancing With The Stars have all been loaded into the ARF canon and ready to be shot into space.

Fearmongers this week: Amy Remeikis Prof. Lesely Hughes (Climate Council) Adam Zwar Lewis Hobba and me, Dan Ilic

Dan Ilic  0:00   Hi this is just a little content warning that this episode of irrational fear will cover issues of sexual assault.

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Dan Ilic  0:10   Hello Lewis. Hello Daniel. How are you? I'm well I Well, I want to be a big thank you to new and returning Patreon supporters we have our Patreon supporters have gone away and have come back, which is really exciting news for everyone.

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Dan Ilic  1:05   Tonight, Attorney General Christian Porter has heard rumours that he's taking a short leave of absence but doesn't know any specifics and CHANNEL SEVEN costs repel Coby in Dancing with the Stars because March operate was unavailable and the UN chief demands Australia ends its deadly addiction to coal by 2030. In response, Scott Morrison broke into the UN chiefs house and stole his VHS recorder and sold it for a lump of the good stuff. It's the fifth of March 2021. And no journalist has ever asked me about this podcast. This is irrational fear.

Hello, welcome to rational fear. I'm your host, former Duke of Essex. Danielle it's irrational fear is the podcast that holds your hand for the scariest forest of news. And we're doing it this week. So let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She spends her days wading through the rubble of trouble from the camera bubble. It's Amy ruminococcus.

Unknown Speaker  2:10   That's a very nice way of putting it I wade through the piles of shit. That's my job.

Unknown Speaker  2:15   That's what I do.

Dan Ilic  2:15   Amy, how are your rage levels as of today for this one?

Unknown Speaker  2:20   Oh, I am incandescent with rage. I don't think I'd screen burn it all down so often in my life, and that was this Monday. So you know, it's been going great.

Dan Ilic  2:31   And he's one of Australia's most prolific comedy creators. He quit journalism for the stability of comedy. It's Adams wha Hello, Adam. And he regrets about leaving journalism after a week like this.

Unknown Speaker  2:41   It was a wise decision wasn't it? Yeah, I I'm exhausted and I'm not even involved in any way. So I kind of mentioned how you feel me? Um, yeah, full on.

Lewis Hobba  2:54   It's lucky you got out Adam, you would have been joining the mob of media bullies.

Unknown Speaker  3:01   do realise I was the lightweight among journalists. I used to write show business journals.

Unknown Speaker  3:05   That is one of the nastiest pits to be in show business journalism. I wouldn't I wouldn't want to come across you. alley Yeah, I've

Dan Ilic  3:15   been on the I've been on the nasty end of a paid afford clip on a current affair where he he said Daniel, which I've never heard of him.

Unknown Speaker  3:24   On Twitter. I don't think we've had any interactions. And then just one day I discovered I was blocked on Twitter and I was like, can you even eat? Are you bored?

Dan Ilic  3:32   And our final fearmonger is considering becoming a celebrant, I've already booked him to officiate my funeral. It's Lewis haba,

Lewis Hobba  3:38   allaudin. I tell you that I actually did drunkenly consider becoming a celebrant?

Dan Ilic  3:43   Well, I think you should I mean, you're told you're handsome. You're good with a voice.

Lewis Hobba  3:47   Thank you. I mean, I don't think that any of those are relevant qualifications to sell celebrando wedding, but um, because I get I'm sure you guys get this as well. If you talk into a microphone professionally, you get asked to emcee every wedding. Like I've emceed more weddings and I've attended. And occasionally people do pay me to DJ so I could add celebrate, then I could literally be the whole wedding.

Dan Ilic  4:10   Coming up ecosystems all around Australia and the Antarctic are suffering huge levels of decline, and are on the brink of collapse. joining us to discuss which ecosystem is likely to be last and where you should be building your eco doom. bunker is climate counsellor, Leslie Hughes. But first a message from our sponsor. It's the Harvey

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Dan Ilic  5:07   bit of long tail out in that one. This works Firstly, the Attorney General Christian Porter claims he is innocent of any allegations of sexual assault in 1988. He was adamant that the allegations that he himself hadn't seen were completely false. It was an extraordinary press conference this week, Porter claimed that no one put to him the allegations ever. I think what he meant to say was I hadn't seen or heard anyone putting the allegations to me because the Attorney General you had a radio a mouse or pick up a phone from the hundreds of journalists trying to put the allegations to him, then maybe he would have he also had the gall to suggest that the media were trying to quote ruin his life, forgetting that someone's life was literally ruined. Worst of all consequences for Porter is that it would he would have to step down for politics and go to work in a law firm for four times the money that he's on. Now. It's a bit like Schrodinger is Korea inside his a box, and you're not quite sure whether the career is alive or dead. And the only way to find out is if you open the box, but No way. No one wanted to open that box, not even a series of successive prime ministers. The job is very important to him. After all, the twice divorced Porter only has his job. It's not like he can quit to spend more time with his families because they don't want to be near him. It was a very, very strange press conference, indeed, fear mongers what were your strangest moments from this remarkable presser? Amy, let's start with you.

Unknown Speaker  6:31   I mean, it does have to be said straight up. But he does absolutely deny it even happened at all that there was any sort of consensual relationship between him and the complainant. And he just says it doesn't it hasn't happened at all. And I have to put that out there for legal reasons, because this is a live legal issue. He has already said that he is trolling through social media and news stories and like for defamation, so he denies everything. The most extraordinary part of the press conference for me apart from some random memory of a bowl of prawns that he mentioned, he remembered from the 1988 night period in question from the complainant was that he basically said that he would be if this was independently investigated, or there was an independent inquiry, he would be the first person in history to have to disprove something that never happened. And to me, that was extraordinary, because that's the basis of every not guilty or denial plea that's ever been made. You're just you're saying it doesn't happen. That's that's part of it. If you saying it doesn't happen, then you you are asked to explain your side of the story. It's not unique. And then when he went on to say that the basically the rule of law would collapse, if he was asked to, to go through some sort of other inquiry. Because you know, anyone could make any sort of allegation and it would immediately ruin a MPs Korea, which again, is not true. You have independent inquiries all the time in the sports world, in churches, in schools, in businesses, it's not an either or situation.

Dan Ilic  8:19   Deadline deadline. If you say when he said if he stepped down, it would be the end of the rule of law. That was quite a quite a very strange line. Like I think we all remember when the pope retired, Catholicism disappeared. I think it's the same sort of thing. Same sort of logic He's going for there.

Lewis Hobba  8:37   It is what it sort of had this like vision that if a man is ever actually or a politician has ever actually convicted of a sex crime, the next day, it's the Thunderdome.

Unknown Speaker  8:47   True, yes. But like that. The the other point, though, is that we're not even talking convictions. This is not going into a criminal court. It can't. The complainant has passed away, they passed away before they made an official complaint, they withdrew it before their death. There was never any formal interview process. The police literally cannot investigate this, there is no way that they can. So this is never going to a criminal court. The only way you have to test whether he is fit to sit in the ministry is an independent inquiry, which has to be called by the Prime Minister. And he's not even being asked to to do resign. He's just basically being asked to maybe step aside while this inquiry is carried out, which is something that happens all the time. It's just It's extraordinary that we've now reached these peaks of just it's going to burn down democracy and the rule of law. If we look into this any further and the fact that the government is just picking up that line and running with it and the Prime Minister is pretending to be a passive bystander. He's like, Oh, well, you know, the police have had this I there's nothing I can do and people believe it. is extraordinary to me.

Dan Ilic  10:01   It's such it's such a passing of the buck again of all kinds of responsibility like this is exactly the scomo playbook. It's like, it's not my problem. It's somebody else's problem. It's not our problem. It's not our fault. It's not my responsibility is just continually passing the buck 730s Laura tinkle made a point that back in the olden days that some people had shame and that politicians would resign that over the slightest smell of impropriety. I think one of the one of the ones that sticks out in my mind was Peter reef, like having a massive scan around Peter rates telecard card, which is his telecom card that he gave to his son that his son racked up 40 or $50,000, with a phone calls on I don't even know how you could do that. And that almost brought down the government, but like nowadays, politicians are just sticking around, they're sticking to their guns, and tough in and out yet until they pass through. What do you think is what do you think's driving this trend

Unknown Speaker  10:56   going back to you know, like, you know, times when people just resigned over almost nothing, there was a resignation because someone took a Paddington Bear toy into Australia without declaring it and paying tax. There was a resignation because an MP brought, you know, he imported a colour television and he put down that it was a black and white television. So we didn't pay the proper amount of tax on that. And he resigned over that. Like, it's just we've gone from that to a point where we have had sports rights. And we've had, you know, questions over Angus Taylor's involvement in like, you know, certain other projects, then we've had bullying allegations during the Liberal Party leadership skills like the many many Liberal Party leadership skills spills. Then we've had the handling of the Brittany Higgins allegations and now we have a rape allegation. And we've still got a prime minister saying I don't hold a hose or an acquire inquiry. It's just insane to me.

Dan Ilic  11:55   I think I don't hold a hose is going to be the meme of his tenure. That will be the symbol of his entire Prime Ministership. Adam, what do you think about that

Unknown Speaker  12:05   idea? Yeah, I agree. I remember there was a time when people resigned. I think they probably started a lot. They stopped resigning around 27 to 2018. I remember. I think so. Barnaby Joyce, he left the legendary Liberal Party National Party in 2018. I think that was the last resignation. I can remember really, the Al Franken who was the Senator, I remember it was 2017 that he was removed. There was a accusation that he forced a woman to kiss him. And then he he demanded an investigation into himself and I think seven other women came forward. And so he resigned. Right now you've got Andrew Cuomo, he's not going anywhere on three women have come out accusing him of sexual harassment. Trudeau three times just photographed in blackface. Attorney General of Virginia, Mark herring, blackface again. All those people that are holding firm and I think it's, you know, we can blame Trump, but I think it actually goes back to Boris Johnson when he there was a you know, a number of scandals that he was involved in that just didn't touch the sides with him. It's something about those guys that just they just huge hide. Don't care what you think. Kind of love, love the fight. You know, Boris Johnson had multiple affairs. He doesn't admit to how many children he's got.

Dan Ilic  13:28   That's a great start. That is that is I don't hold a penis mate. That is

Unknown Speaker  13:34   totally fine. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  13:35   it's obfuscation right there. There was an article in nine papers today that said scomo praised Porter's gutsy performance is scomo the world's most powerful drama teacher Adams. Well, yeah, he

Unknown Speaker  13:48   like he takes the acting really seriously because it you know, as we know, the child actor and the Vic said back in the day, and

Dan Ilic  13:55   do people know this that he was a child actor in a Vicks vapour drops ad when in the 70s and 80s? I didn't know that. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  14:04   yeah. We're struggling to find out which ad it actually is. It's kind of hard because you know, he's got a kind of a fat ball kid in any of the kids with hair and how do you kind of pick out scomo? There's a, I can see the tricks of the trade that he's using, you know, when he was talking about the Jenny thing the other day, and he was saying that when Jenny had talked about it with Jenny, and you know, Jenny said, think about it if it was one of your daughters. He thought he was in a Ken Loach film that when he was doing that, he was really searching for the meaning and he was like, really loading those pauses, you know, you've got to be a lovey to know like, shit, he knows and he when he's standing behind people talking, you know, they've discussed the talking points beforehand. Yeah. And it's almost as though his lips are moving like he's kind of and he's kind of getting a little bit impatient with that. They're not delivering the lines. Was he would have, and you know, he kind of he kind of does he, you know, in his smoky, horrible way he he's a, he's a strong performer, whether you like him or not he kind of just he, he holds up, he keeps holding up despite the evidence being against him.

Lewis Hobba  15:19   I hit that before that performance, I think that he does with the pauses, is very reminiscent of a genuinely ANGRY DAD when you're a child. Like, I think when you're getting told off by a dad, and you can, and he yells at you, and then there's a silence that grabs you as a as like, everyone remembers that being yelled and like that. But the problem is that he started to double up on the same performance. So there was there was this one where he did that was like, come on, you know this. And then there was the exact thing from a year ago where he does the same performance. But the point of this point A year ago was that he's yelling at journalists, because like, this problem is all over the place. Women are getting raped, and we're not listening to them. And you're like, Ah, you're these performances are really now clashing.

Dan Ilic  16:06   Yeah, yeah, it's not that's not the tone we need for this particular point of view right now.

Unknown Speaker  16:11   You get out of the text and you get another take if you don't get it right. Well, I ended up

Lewis Hobba  16:17   doing we've got that one.

Dan Ilic  16:19   Scott's always got another dose up to get to show he can always try it out again. There. That's it. Yeah. Amy, I want to ask you this. I don't know if you're across this. But I saw that Porter could possibly have his fate decided for him by the EEC, by the time the next election rolls around, because because of a whole demographic shift from Wi Fi to Victoria, the IEC is planning on abolishing Potter's seat of peace. Do you? Is this the most Is this the most humane way to put Porter down?

Unknown Speaker  16:46   I don't know about that. It is a very live issue for why politics at the moment whether you know Porter's seat will exist. And it's going to be very interesting from a purely political viewpoint of how much political capital he still has in the wha branches because usually when this sort of stuff happens is the heavyweights get to move into somebody else's safe seats and that person ends up resigning. So you see those battles happen, you know, kind of everywhere I'm in labour went through one in Victoria, when Melbourne had a whole bunch of you know, re selections in terms of where the boundaries were going. And that sort of thing. There was a lot of shuffling around and who got to go where cray

Dan Ilic  17:27   cray Kelly Hughes is looking pretty attractive.

Unknown Speaker  17:34   I think you'll probably stay in who there was some talk at the time that you might want Julie Bishop's old seat and that he was making a move for that even back then because it's a much, much safer seat than his is. But it really is going to depend on how the next couple of weeks, months, like play out. And when you're talking about Morrison's performance, and I refuse to call him scomo because that is a nickname he gave himself. It is a marketing day. You cannot allow the man to just create like the man, the myth, the legend with a nickname he gave himself. So we need to like you know, move on from the scomo talk. But he performs mostly for the televisions and those pauses for the grabs. He just wants the TVs to have a neat cut of him saying he's very profound statement, cut one, cut two, boom, that's all anybody hears from the prime minister and everyone moves on. Because I think if we remember about politics, one of the key rules is that you don't want people thinking about politics because if you think about politics, you'll begin to pay attention to what the government's doing and if you're doing that you will probably vote them out. He doesn't want you thinking about it. He wants you just ignoring it. going oh, that's just a Canberra Parliament bubble thing. Move on. How about them Sharky,

Unknown Speaker  18:59   what I was talking about with the pauses was the was the in the in the my daughter's thing. He was trying to tap into an emotional place there to show us that he was human. And in doing so just look worse than normal. I thought I thought that I thought he was actually trying to go a little bit too far. And being a child actors when I was little child actors. They don't develop into proper actors that they retain. It's like, really two dimensional kind of truth that they search for. It's and it's on the nose.

Lewis Hobba  19:30   I imagined. If we ever go back and find that big sad, it'll just be some kid coughing desperately at a young Skomer going. I don't know how to explain

Unknown Speaker  19:44   that's a metaphor, the Queensland Government. I mean, that's a metaphor, the cranium, that's a matter that I'll rise with other premiers and Chief Ministers. That's really a question to the premium. That's a matter of I'm happy to take up with the other premiers and Chief Ministers a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  19:56   Let's move on to our second fear this week, as mentioned at the top of the show, There's a new wildcard entry for Dancing with the Stars chapelco rb, which makes me ask the question have TV producers run out of genuine Australian stars now, fear mongers. We're going to call Chappelle a star here. Who else should be given a crack at Dancing with the Stars? I've got a small list. I'm Ned Kelly. George Pell. My Brian brown still alive. Maybe we could get him on Dancing with the Stars.

Lewis Hobba  20:25   I like I like Chappelle on Dancing with the Stars. But I think it should be kind of like a 90s. Right. Like she should just throw down three pills. And then the episode goes for 12 hours. We just say how long she can shuffle.

Dan Ilic  20:38   This is really sad for not ignited graduates. I've always thought I thought not a graduates graduating not and now now have to go and commit some extremely drastic crimes of essays so they can get cast on the show.

Unknown Speaker  20:49   Like, let's remember though, Pauline Hanson was a star on this show, after she had, you know, got out of jail after she was, you know, wrongly convicted or expunged or whatever, they ended up staying there. And before she was back in politics, we ran out of stars a very, very long time ago. I mean, I just, I think we went through, we went through whoever was in neighbours and home in a way that wasn't a hands worth and then I think maybe they dug up some like, you know, people from Better Homes and Gardens. Then they went through some like, you know, I don't know the block contestants. And then they were like, oh, who else who's coming out of jail now Pauline Hanson?

Lewis Hobba  21:29   Yeah, but the reality TV pipeline now is this kind of like an Etch A Sketch, where you try to walk out of maps and you accidentally walk onto the block. And then when you leave and all of a sudden you're on X Factor, and you

Unknown Speaker  21:43   are in Paradise and then you're stuck in that island and you find yourself into Viber and then you just go like, you know, putting out a raft somewhere and it's I'm a celebrity Get me out of here and it's never ending Dante circle, like reality TV.

Unknown Speaker  21:57   What about the lie the cost of insiders? Phil curry on dancing and dancing stars definitely. Pay to watch that. Actually. I would pay me

Dan Ilic  22:08   a remake us on Dancing with the Stars. There you go.

Unknown Speaker  22:10   Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I would, you know, probably dropped some really unfortunate swear word and then just get voted off and then just go straight into my next reality TV show.

Unknown Speaker  22:22   And you're dancing with your mobile phones. You're watching him at all times.

Unknown Speaker  22:25   Yeah, yeah, I

Unknown Speaker  22:25   am. I'm just like, do you see what the fuck they've done?

Dan Ilic  22:31   Adam, you're an executive producer of many TV shows. Is this some? Is it appealing to you to cast Chappelle in something?

Unknown Speaker  22:38   Do you know what i like? I saw si s Australia. Oh, and I watched that with interest has done a channel seven show. I think I've watched the last you know, decade. And I really liked it and Chapelle I was very sceptical of when she came on but she was so lovely. She's a very sensitive, nice person. And that's how she came across anyway. And she won me over I was actually a little bit moved when she got voted out. I mean, she was terrible as if she shouldn't be anywhere near near, you know, she shouldn't be running 10 kilometres with a backpack on and no

Unknown Speaker  23:16   one should.

Unknown Speaker  23:18   And she, she, she was she was okay. So she's not gonna be any good at dancing. She'll be fobbed off in the first week. But you know, she'll be swayed about it and, and and take some money. I definitely think it was a brother did it.

Unknown Speaker  23:36   They seize writable view.

Dan Ilic  23:39   Turning now to activate close to this podcast heart, the end of the world. A groundbreaking report has just been released to COVID-19 ecosystems around Australia, our major threat of collapse that is deteriorated so badly. They're unlikely to recover a bit like my older brother's hairline. It's never coming back. And I feel like I'm missing. One of the authors of the report and longtime friend of the show is Professor Leslie Hughes. Leslie joins us now. Thank you, Professor Hughes for joining us. Hi, Dan.

Unknown Speaker  24:07   Great to be here.

Dan Ilic  24:08   So 19 ecosystems doesn't sound like a lot. But when you see it mapped out across the continent, the way that the report has it, it feels like the whole of Australia is it is in peril is an imminent collapse period.

Unknown Speaker  24:21   Well, in some cases, yes. The the ecosystems as you can see on the map in the paper go from right at the northern tip, right down through the continent, right from east to west, and then down to Antarctica. They're spread out all over the place. Some of them are ecosystems that are really well known, like the Great Barrier Reef and others will be ones that most people haven't heard of, but they're all in trouble.

Dan Ilic  24:47   The ones that people haven't heard of, do they need some kind of PR campaign? Is that something that we can help out with?

Unknown Speaker  24:53   Yes, I guess, I guess so. I mean, some of them aren't quite as spectacular as the Great Barrier Reef for Or the Murray Darling Basin, but they're all in trouble. They all have species that are disappearing, they all provide services to to our health and well being. In some cases, they've been in trouble for a very long time. Whereas in other cases, the the evidence of decline has been quite rapid and quite recent,

Dan Ilic  25:19   were the ones that the evidence of decline has been rapid, like, what are the ones that have kind of, you know, fallen over pretty quickly?

Unknown Speaker  25:26   Well, we've, we've seen things for coming back to the Great Barrier Reef, you know, in the last five years, we've had three major bleaching events from from underwater heat waves. And that's resulted in about 50%, of loss of all of the corals on the Great Barrier Reef, if you think about a reef system, you can see it from space, it's more than 2000 kilometres long, and we've lost half the corals. That's a pretty major event. And it's actually happened, you know, in geological time, very, very rapidly. And then a couple of years ago, for example, just over the space of a couple of days, we had massive fish gills in the menindee Lakes, as a result of, of drought and heat and loss of water, with millions of fish dying in the space of two or three days. So some of these things can happen really, really fast.

Dan Ilic  26:17   What does this kind of collapse mean for Australia's ability to feed itself to kind of, you know, provide agriculture for itself and as an agriculture nation?

Unknown Speaker  26:28   Well, indeed, to the ecosystems that we mentioned in the reporter, the Murray Darling waterways, and the Murray Darling sort of what we call riparian vegetation, which is the vegetation around the river. Over the last few decades, there's been a massive decline in rainfall. And on top of that, of course, we're removing lots of that water for irrigation and for urban uses. And those two things together, together with you know, runoff of nutrients and sediment from from agricultural fertilisers are really destroying those ecosystems. And the Murray Darling Basin is where we produce a third of our food. So when when you've got those ecosystems that are so intricately intertwined with our life support system in in, in the form of our food security, there's there's some really serious things going on.

Dan Ilic  27:23   And it sounds sounds dire. Like it sounds like there's nowhere to go.

Lewis Hobba  27:27   Is there any positive to look at it? Can we eat the fish from them and in the lake? So can we take the bleached coral and use it to decorate Byron Bay? airbnbs?

Unknown Speaker  27:36   Well, yeah, you can't eat bleached coral. And I guess you'd have to get to the fish pretty fast before they poisoned us. So there's always some creative things that you could do with that destroyed ecosystems, but it would be better to do something positive to to stop and then reverses decline.

Dan Ilic  27:55   Is there an ecosystem that's thriving right now? Is there a place in Australia this like, hell yeah, this

Unknown Speaker  27:59   is great.

Unknown Speaker  28:02   You know, I can't think of one

Lewis Hobba  28:05   goddamnit Leslie.

Unknown Speaker  28:08   I'm sorry. I mean, if you think back to the black summer bushfires, for example, the amount of area burned in those fires, is about three times the size of Tasmania is about 20% of our eucalypt forests, but that summer, so you know, that's just the East Coast and a bit of Western Australia.

Dan Ilic  28:26   I was just saying, I'm in jervis Bay right now. And we've been driving up and down the south coast. And it's a hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of kilometres. It is just recovering forests. And it's so stark to drive through these places that you're I remember seeing on the news a year ago, thinking wow, like this is just this is just so epic, the amount of bush land it was burned over that summer, and it's only kind of recovering now. And I'm just thinking about all the wildlife that has gone missing, particularly over that strange, dark period.

Unknown Speaker  29:00   Yes, one of my colleagues at the University of Sydney estimated that around about 3 billion vertebrate animals that's birds, mammals and reptiles probably directly perished in the fires and of course, many more would have died of starvation and predation afterwards. So but look, the eucalypt forests that you've been driving through are recovering, they'll they'll You know, they're fairly well adapted to to fires, but they're really different thing about that summer's bushfires is that we had massive fires go through rain forests, the Gondwana rain forests that the don't burn, usually. We had some a few years ago in the Tasmanian World Heritage Area that killed trees that were 1000 years old. So what we're seeing with with climate change, increasing the severity and intensity and frequency of these fires, is places burning that have never burned in the last 1000 years.

Dan Ilic  29:57   With with this word that you've just kind of realised It's a big job to kind of kind of categorise every kind of ecosystem in Australia and put it kind of put it through the that that filter. How did this this job kind of come about? How did this piece of work get built?

Unknown Speaker  30:16   Well, there was a workshop down in Canberra at the Academy of Sciences in 2018. That brought a number of us together to talk about what we called ecological surprises. And a number of people spoke at that conference, including myself. And when the people at the conference got together afterwards, we sort of sat around and thought, Well, look, we really should write something up. So that that this, what's been talked about at the conference can be on paper and disseminated beyond these walls. And so really, for the last couple of years, that paper has been put together, more and more people came on board who are expert in particular ecosystems. It's been a massive job, there's a massive amount of data and references in this paper. But finally, to all of our great relief, it was published last week.

Lewis Hobba  31:04   I mean, given that there's, you know, 19 ecosystems, we've got the Great Barrier Reef in there, one of the most famous in Australia and the world, we still can't get anyone to do anything about that. The most famous one that we know generates billions of dollars of tourism, there's still nothing they can do about that, let alone the other 18, when you get together with your group have made these discoveries, what's the mood?

Unknown Speaker  31:32   It's a good question. I think anybody that works, both in environmental conservation and climate change, and I work in both of those areas, kind of gets pretty used to being depressed about it, or and most of the time, you know, you get you do get you do have to get hardened to it, which doesn't mean that you give up and stop going. But nothing much surprises you anymore, you know, we sort of expect the worst. And on occasion, when we get a small victory, we celebrate that. But generally, they are small and fleeting victories against a backdrop of really extraordinary loss. But I mean, the alternative is to just crawl under your donor and ignore it and hope that it all goes away or gets better. And really, that's not really an option for most of us.

Dan Ilic  32:22   I'm glad it's not an option for you lately. That's

Lewis Hobba  32:25   great. A lot of

Dan Ilic  32:29   you last time we hung out was in Paris at the climate talks. You are a representative on the Intergovernmental Panel for climate change. We're heading into cop 26 in Glasgow, first of all, what is what is cop 26 gonna look like in this kind of pandemic situation that we've got? Is it gonna be face to face?

Unknown Speaker  32:52   Look, we don't know. I mean, I guess with the vaccine rollout, especially in places like the UK, which is seems to be going pretty well, I think we would hope that it would be at least partially face to face. Of course, the Glasgow meeting was supposed to happen last year and didn't happen at all. So there's another year down the track and emissions keep going up. I think one of the really major things that will be different about this year, whether it's in person or not, is the fact that Joe Biden's administration has put climate change front and centre. So that's given an enormous boost of hope, going forward. And I think that the atmosphere in Glasgow this year, will be very different to what it might have been last year under the Trump administration. So whether it's in person or not, that's a really important difference.

Dan Ilic  33:44   And I don't want to kind of put you on the spot here. But what do you think Australia is going to take to Glasgow, do you think Australia is going to be a better actor than it has been at previous conferences of parties?

Unknown Speaker  34:00   Well, look, you've just been talking earlier in the podcast about this government's ability to just sort of soldier on unchanged regardless of extraordinary scandal, the government's attitude to climate changes is also an extraordinary scandal. But they've proved thus far to be able to sort of tough out all sorts of things. So my prediction would be is we'll go to Glasgow with no further level of ambition, then we took to Paris despite all evidence that that is not enough. I'd love to be surprised by that.

Dan Ilic  34:39   Like even with Europe in the UK standard, think about financial penalties for in tariffs on count on high carbon countries. Do you think that'll change what we take to Glasgow at all?

Unknown Speaker  34:52   Well, it might do in fact, I think that's probably the only thing that will turn this government around to being a better player in this space. You know, if places like the EU, and the US start to impose carbon tariffs on countries like Australia who are not pulling their weight, then we will have to change because we are so reliant for our economy on on our trade. So, you know, it's sad that we should be dragged kicking and screaming to that position when Australia has so much to learn from renewables and green manufacturing,

Lewis Hobba  35:30   it does seem like Australia has two options. One, that option, the smart one to Jenny starts to care. And

Dan Ilic  35:41   it's the battle for Jenny,

Unknown Speaker  35:42   you know, we should put it to Scott that his his kids and grandkids are going to live hopefully into the next century. And if we, if we carry on the way we're going with three degrees or more of temperature increase, that is pretty much an uninhabitable world that those kids and grandkids are going to be inheriting. So if he really does care about his kids, if anybody cares about their kids and future generations, they should be absolutely as passionate about climate action as I am.

Dan Ilic  36:15   And Leslie, as part of this big bit of work that you've released this week, you've kind of put together a bit of a scheme called the three A's a way that people can kind of do their kind of get involved with their own action in meaningful ways. What are the three eyes?

Unknown Speaker  36:33   Yeah, we wanted to put forward a sort of a framework of hope going forward, we didn't just want to catalogue the problems, and so many of these sorts of papers do. So the first day is awareness, you know, and that's what we've been doing with is raising awareness about the true extent of the trouble with Australian ecosystems are in. The second is anticipation. If you can anticipate future decline, hopefully, you can get in and do something about it before it happens. And the third eye, of course, is action. And what we do in the paper is for each of those ecosystems, we outline a series of management actions that if implemented, would help halt and possibly in some cases, reverse the decline. Of course, most of those are local actions that address things like habitat clearing and over allocation of freshwater and that sort of thing. But on top of all of that, is the global action that we need on climate change.

Dan Ilic  37:31   If I was not a generous person, I'd asked you why. There wasn't a fourth a Angus Taylor, why wasn't that on the list?

Unknown Speaker  37:39   Well, Angus Taylor gets the prize for the most Orwellian named ministry, you know, the Minister of emissions reduction that is wanting us to put in new coal fired power stations, you know, it does beg a belief

Lewis Hobba  37:53   he's absences. The fourth is is kind of a whole it's a it's an A Paul.

Unknown Speaker  37:59   Very good.

Dan Ilic  38:01   That's it for rational A big thank you to all of our guests, Professor Leslie Hughes

Unknown Speaker  38:05   Adams. Well,

Dan Ilic  38:06   Amy remake of St. Louis harbour, have

Unknown Speaker  38:07   you got anything to plug?

Dan Ilic  38:08   Amy, do you wanna plug anything? No,

Unknown Speaker  38:11   just speak to your MPs just be loud and angry and not at me and social media. Like just take it to the people who represent you. It's the only way you're going to get action.

Dan Ilic  38:22   atoms. Why do you want to plug anything?

Unknown Speaker  38:24   Nothing to plug then? Which is a relief, isn't it?

Dan Ilic  38:28   It's very good, Louis. How about what are you plugging?

Lewis Hobba  38:31   Nothing, Dan. on the radio show, you can listen if you like, but

Dan Ilic  38:35   yeah, no big deal. Leslie Hughes, what do you have anything to plug?

Unknown Speaker  38:39   I'd like to plug the climate Council, which is working very hard. And they're now in our eighth year to inform the Australian public about climate change.

Dan Ilic  38:48   And for the kids who are listening to this, ask your parents about what the climate Council is and how it was formed. It was this incredible story over a two week period where where one government department got shut down and the cabinet and the climate council came together with a whole bunch of public donations. And it was absolutely remarkable, very inspiring stuff. Amy, on a personal note, thank you for your hard work this week. It's been so fun watching you on Twitter, and heartening to see you at the coalface of such a very difficult story and helping all of us on twitter in particular channel outrage as to what was going on. So thank you. Oh,

Unknown Speaker  39:28   thank you for listening.

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Dan Ilic  0:04   Hey, Louis, how are you? Well, Dan, how are you? Excellent, excellent. We've got a whole bunch of new Patreon supporters this week. I want to give them a big shout out James Smith, who is a fellow board member at FBI radio with me, we started where were we started a rational for you. Thank you, James Ben Gittens, Rob Bartlett and Louis. Next week marks the first anniversary of us starting our Patreon. And we had we started with the goal of being able to pay for our editor, which is we've done which is great. Now like to see if we can get enough patrons to pay for a holiday No. To pay for drugs, no, no, no, to pay for a video producer to help us make videos with us. So if you are into what we do, please chip in on the Patreon you you may you may remember, back in 2014, we ran a possible campaign and we raised $50,000, to make 13 weeks of digital video content during the elections. And we spent every single cent of that

Lewis Hobba  1:05   was great. It's doing that. It's the first time I've ever had a chance to go bankrupt. It was a

Dan Ilic  1:09   thrill but it was like, Well, we've got this money, we need to spend it on making content on the internet. That's a good investment. Well, it's election season coming up and it would be great to do the same. But you know, video is way more expensive than audio. So if you've thought about becoming a Patreon supporter, now's a good time to chip in for as little as you like. $1 or $3. We have some guy paying us $500 a month, which is ridiculous. Big thanks to David Okada for that. Are you ready to start the show? Lois?

Lewis Hobba  1:34   I'm ready, dad.

Dan Ilic  1:35   I'm recording my end of irrational feet on gadigal land and the Euro nation's sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

Unknown Speaker  1:42   A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks can rub gum and section 40. a rational view recommended listening might emerge your audience

Dan Ilic  1:55   tonight as an independent Craig Kelly says he will vote on his conscience. However, Kelly understands the word conscience means con science. And the first of April will say job caper increased by just $25 a week Scott Morrison hopes everyone on the program will enjoy his April Fool's Day joke. And at an International Women's Day event, Scott Morrison reflects on bungling the biggest scandal to come out of camera as a husband and as a father. It's the 26th of February 2021. We have struck a deal with Facebook. This is irrational fear.

irrational fear I'm your host disgraced former elite athlete Dan Ilic. And joining us tonight as some incredible fear mongers. He grew up komova in order to foster a look that says former scout leader but instead of cutting it off to he settled for a look that says reformed murderer. It's the CO creator of Ronny Chang, the international student and co host of the sweetest plumb Declan Fay, thanks for joining us.

Unknown Speaker  3:04   I'm very sad if I hadn't known you were going to mention it I would have kept it it's gone. You know, when people went a bit strange during the lockdown when Melbourne hit that second lockdown, I thought I need to set a goal for myself. And I set a goal to grow a comb over and it's really hard to get it to get all the way across.

Dan Ilic  3:25   My uncle has a comb over and you look just like

Unknown Speaker  3:30   well, it combination of a lockdown not much natural light plus the comb overhead started to make me look like a very ill old man. And then my partner said to me at one stage, she said I'm just unconcerned. This is having an adverse effect on our relationship. So decided it had to be show it's going

Dan Ilic  3:52   and our next guest has over 2.5 million likes on Tick Tock. We can't wait to ask her. What is Tick Tock? You may know her is how to delete one for the purpose of us boomers here on the podcast. We'll call her Emily Johnson. Welcome.

Unknown Speaker  4:05   Hi, everyone. Thanks for having me.

Dan Ilic  4:07   Now what is it like to be one of the most influential people on tik tok in Australia?

Unknown Speaker  4:12   I mean, I don't think I'm influential. I think I'm, I'm just the anti troll of tea talk.

Dan Ilic  4:19   And finally, it's a man who has yet to receive his free care. It's Louis harbor. Honestly,

Lewis Hobba  4:25   I wake up every morning I run downstairs like a kid at Christmas. And I say Qian

Unknown Speaker  4:29   here today.

Lewis Hobba  4:32   Nokia. I mean, frankly, if it haymitch Blake can't get me a Kia.

Dan Ilic  4:37   Who can? I emailed Hamish Blake throughout the week and I said thanks for doing the show. Sadly kid didn't give us any cares. And he said Oh, that's interesting. They sent me three so

Declan Fay  4:48   it's gonna be harder for you to get one because key is have tried to go cool that they used to be the dorky family car that the guy would be like look if you can't afford a kind of toy or maybe you want to see the key He'd say it like kind of like you know he was showing you a dirty nappy but during the Australian Open they all kind of really cool and the ads are like they sort of the old doing like spins and kind of burnouts have tried to rebrand them. That's me.

Lewis Hobba  5:14   I'm a bad boy on the bad boy. Family wagon.

Dan Ilic  5:19   A very rich,

Lewis Hobba  5:22   I'm dangerous. I break down emotionally. I'm just like,

Dan Ilic  5:27   you're a guy that says I can do I can do burnouts with six kids in the car. Let's

Unknown Speaker  5:31   do it. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  5:35   Coming on the podcast, we talked with the creative director of one of Israel's longest running progressive parties, and we'll ask him what's it like to know you're going to lose another election? But first, here's a message from our sponsor.

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Unknown Speaker  5:59   mykhailiuk cashes dog ledger hotline. Yay. Hi. I saw a man taking tax payers money and completely refusing to do any work. Yes. Do you have his name and a job? Yes, his name is Scott Morrison. He's the Prime Minister. He just gives all the jobs to the state premiers to the it is so unfair. Someone who actually wants the job could be doing the job heaps better. Right and what's your name? My name yet? Anthony L. Albert sneezy.

Unknown Speaker  6:34   One 800 dove ledger because there's nothing more Australian than dubbing in your mates.

Dan Ilic  6:41   Well, first fear it is sponsored related, but it's not exactly sponsored content. The government has announced this week they're going to be god damn heroes and increase the job seeker payment by $3 60 a day. Ah, good. Oh, that's almost a cup of coffee in a capital city. The government is establishing also establishing a hotline to dobbyn unemployed Australians who refuse job offers. Now this does not bode well for me. I had perfectly good reasons not to go on Celebrity Big Brother in 2012. I just don't have to explain it to my mom, and centerlink fearmonger Have you ever had a job offered to you that you didn't want to take Dec? I mean,

Unknown Speaker  7:19   I've worked in the entertainment industry. So every job I've had to take a look. Take at some stage. I've done numerous jobs I didn't want to take anytime somebody rings you know what the you know what the big job is? It's not actually like a company offering it to you. It's when your mate rings and said are I just could you just help me for a few hours tomorrow move house. And you know that that few hours is you know, you know that that stretching into 678. We're going into 12 hours it's akin to can you pick me up from the airport, it's the two greatest pressures you can ever put on a friendship that's actually

Lewis Hobba  7:56   a great like, mate for the doll would be a great scheme. Pick me up the airport helped me move house. All that like I need someone to help me move a fridge. Any of those things. Can you pick up a six pack for the party and just farm them out to door to door workers.

Unknown Speaker  8:18   It's actually perfect because this government is obsessed with those kind of Ozzie mate ship things. So if they put in a thing, where you suddenly get extra on your doll, like work for your mate on the dole, people would absolutely love that. But you could imagine imagine Scott Morrison just coming over that.

Dan Ilic  8:37   Emily, have you ever had to take a job you didn't want to take?

Unknown Speaker  8:40   Yes I did. After uni I was in a job network. And they got me to work at Kohl's. It didn't last very long. I remember I was in the deli it actually locked box myself in the deep freezer with a forklift. And I kind of stood there and I was like it's Tom believe.

Unknown Speaker  9:01   Were you driving the forklift?

Unknown Speaker  9:03   It was one of those. I don't even know what it's called. It's like a pallet jacks. His head controls to move it around and I'd maneuvered myself into a corner.

Dan Ilic  9:16   So I worked at Franklin's which is another supermarket of a bygone era. And I remember being so driven to tears after every shift like if I if someone if my boss dumped on me for not turning up to work through this, this this phone call I don't know what I'd say. What do we explain to settling that it was crushing my soul and I didn't want to do it anymore. is can I please have $3 60 extra day

Lewis Hobba  9:39   a lot of my like uni work was at a wider a lot of Italian restaurants in Melbourne. And the rumors are true that people who run them. They like having a cash business for whatever reason. If I had a dog, dog, man, I'd be in the ground like I'd be wearing concrete Yeah,

Dan Ilic  10:03   I CTU president Michelle and Neil among other people are really concerned that this could be open to exploitation Can Can you see how this this Domino logic could be exploited on your own nefarious needs?

Unknown Speaker  10:14   The government have been so fantastic at handling any kind of administration or bureaucracy if people are on centerlink I can't see this going wrong at all like Don't you think that after Robo debt after kind of multiple inquiries into this after all this stuff that Emily that wouldn't you just stay away from any kind of administering this?

Dan Ilic  10:36   Well maybe Robo debt that's their new job maybe Robo debt is is on to the dole a phone call now so they they've been repurposed because every robot needs a job. When you call up you actually have to talk to Alexa. Dobby

Unknown Speaker  10:54   isn't so much a job but I did when it's the on the same day that they announced it and they had that thing that you just said that robots to it centerlink to employ robots to check on admin or doll budgets. And it was the same day that Daft Punk retired. Well, that is a very odd career trajectory.

Dan Ilic  11:15   Yeah, man I just want to dub on my worker he's a he quit because he couldn't stack harder, faster, taller.

Unknown Speaker  11:22   Very good. Very, very good.

Dan Ilic  11:25   What other hotlines Do you think this government should actually invest in? Maybe mishandled a scandal hotline, press one. to reflect on an issue like a father press two, to reflect on an issue like a husband press three to reflect on a scandal like a shocking fan?

Lewis Hobba  11:43   or any of the politicians to answer it and it could be like an anti phone sex line. Like anytime you're horny and you want to make sure you're not horny. You just call like the government and just immediately This is a huge boner killer just like Oh, God. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  12:00   irrational fear here with the hungry Jack's drives for continued as a vehicle lifted trial of black rubber. It's understood the driver ordered a soft serve ice cream and hungry Jack's, but when they didn't have any he was angry and did the burn out.

Unknown Speaker  12:16   This is a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  12:18   This week, second tier Facebook likes it looks like it's bringing news back to the platform, which is a complete shock to D radicalize boomers who are just adjusting to reading to the news on the printed page. Again, I don't know about you, but I've actually felt better. In the case of my Facebook feed. No news is great news. My friends from school, have kind of stopped posting about Pauline Hanson and instead posting about gardening and that is a net win for me. If you are confused as to what this whole thing is all about what is going on here, the winners and the losers. We've got a bit of an explainer on how the media bargaining code works put together by one of the Friends of the podcast.

Unknown Speaker  12:54   So why isn't there any news on your Facebook news feed? Here's a quick explainer by me rupert murdoch left 10 on general of the news corp and assorted Expeditionary Forces. Now, Mark Zuckerberg owns a website, Facebook's and Google owns a website called Google. And their websites owns the data of all Australians who use which means they know what you want before you do. They're really good at selling advertising. I own a newspapers that are really bad at selling advertising. And those newspapers own the Australian Government and the Australian government makes laws. So one day on a whim, I thought Geez, Louise, we're bad at selling ads. Not everyone wants 60 month interest free deals for electrical computers, furniture, bedding and flooring from Harvey Norman. Some people want magnetic lashes meggings of make your bum pop and other bullshit. We have no idea. But then I said to myself, Rupert, you own a perfectly good government. It's just sitting there doing nothing. Maybe you can get them to force the blokes with the websites that are good at selling ads to give us money. Then I call the government to my house by private jet made them pay for it. And I said hello government man. I forget their names. I've had a lot of staff turnover lately. If you still enjoy being the government, can you do this? And they said we do still enjoy being the government boss. Yes. And yes, we can do that. Now the websites that are good at selling ads have to by law, give me money. And the best part about it. Googles and Facebooks give the money straight to me tax free and we wouldn't have it any other way of why start paying tax. Now, some journalists would say, oh, that there's no way to guarantee that money will be invested in new journalism. Well, none of those journalists work for me. I don't hire journalists. Oh, and news is coming back to your Facebook feeds very soon. Mark said to the government, he only wants to pay us money if he feels like, well, I respect that. At the end of the day, Facebook, Google and I all agree that we're not going to pay any money to the Australian Government. Because why would you? There are a bunch of cowards.

Dan Ilic  15:39   So how do you folks feel about this? Emily, how do you feel about news coming back to your Facebook feed?

Unknown Speaker  15:45   I'm ecstatic. I was devastated when it was all gone. What? Cuz it's, it's a part of what I do like to go like shuffling through the comments section for that. Perfect, like bigoted Bogan from Queensland, going off about you know, come out and be that rock and move and I'm like, this is gold for me.

Dan Ilic  16:07   See, it's actually fuels your work. You're missing it because it actually the comments actually a fuel for your your creative over?

Unknown Speaker  16:16   Yeah, and I mean, people like to turn a blind eye and say that Australia is so progressive this and that. It's like, take a look at the comments section on Facebook. That's Australia, right there.

Lewis Hobba  16:26   You're warming your hands on just the garbage fire of democracy. I mean, I don't the only the only person I know who posts on Facebook is Dan. Really, it's the same as getting a text from Dan I'm

Unknown Speaker  16:40   having. It was very peaceful for a few days. Like I kind of know that eerie feeling when you're at school, and you were like, nine in year 10. And the senior kids were away for some reason. And it's like there's this kind of eerie calm hangs over everything. And you know, it can't last you know your place in the pecking order. You know, your mommy's gonna start tagging you instead of cute cat photos from 10 years ago all over again. It was this. I really liked it. I won't be going back there. I don't need to I don't need to see that been fired for a while. But

Dan Ilic  17:16   there are many there are so many other platforms. You can harvest comments from what is it about Facebook comments that you can't get from other social media because

Unknown Speaker  17:24   it the the audience on there that I'm not trying to bash on people, but it's like the common people. Like everyone's just like random uncle or whoever that has an iPad plugs onto his Facebook. Like, that's the sort of information as well, so they're not very exposed to the media. So they just ate it up. Yeah. And

Dan Ilic  17:48   you know, in 2016, when I hitchhiked from Hobart to Airlie Beach for the election and interviewed people in the car on the way. And I had to say people at the top of the country at the bottom of country were all heavily into Facebook and all got their information there news from Pauline Hansen's Facebook page. She was the main she was the main purveyor of information for that like that didn't didn't pick didn't follow any of the news service. They'd followed Pauline Hanson to get the news. And it's like, it's so strange. Like this is such a force. It would be such a shame to have that back, cause I mean, Facebook has been renowned for destroying democracies around the world, can I just do something right? Protect our democracy shut themselves down for the good of the country.

Lewis Hobba  18:29   It wouldn't wait. Everyone's deed stopped going down. It was a bit of a kick. There was like a sense of popularity contests as well, like, the people who got taken down were important. And if you're if you remained you were a loser. If you had a Facebook page that reported to us, and you were allowed to like, what that said is you don't matter. No one is down to you. No one is listening to you. It was it was interesting, because people go Ah, I guess I'm still up. I guess I'm irrelevant.

Unknown Speaker  19:01   It's the equivalent of the podcast that I do. We a couple of times have been worried about defamation, just because of things you say on the spur of the moment. And I asked my partner who is a lawyer and who has worked in defamation law, she would listen to it and I'd say what do you think is this defamation and she'd say, technically it is but people will need to prove a large reputational damage and there's no way that your podcast qualifies as that.

Lewis Hobba  19:31   Like a legal burn from a partner

Unknown Speaker  19:36   there's no way to come back from it. It's you know, it's it's it's equal parts relief in equal parts of devastation.

Dan Ilic  19:44   I really loved the week before Facebook Banned on Facebook, the top 10 posts that we're getting the most engagement top 10 over performing posts were Seven News seven news abc Bittu dot csps. The chaser abc news Seven years and then the next week the top 10 posts were the tuna tuna, tuna, tuna tuna the chaser, the chaser metoda Penrith Panthers.

Unknown Speaker  20:13   We will have consumers who will miss out on accessing quality news journalism.

Lewis Hobba  20:18   We understand that ICT Hill, Queensland Hill, South Australian

Dan Ilic  20:23   dementia Australia's kids cancer project and bowel cancer Australia will be in effect a rational fear. Third fear for the weak opposition leader Zach Kirkup has done a candid interview with the West Australian in the lead up to the Western Australian election basically basically conceding the election, two weeks out before the election date. This is the headline splashed across the West Australian today. I accept 2020 is not my time, which is what I say to myself after I've pitched irrational fear to every TV network in the country this year. So theme mongers What do you think of this strategy Lewis to come out there and say basically, I'm gonna lose

Lewis Hobba  21:00   in a couple of weeks. every politician does this in every election. It's just that this is the only time you believe it like that. Australians love the underdog. So before every election, everyone is kind of going no, I guarantee I'm going to lose. It's the opposite to every country. And I it's one of my favorite things about Australian democracy. No one wants you to believe in them. And and we shouldn't and then eventually disappoint us. We're like, well, we shouldn't have believed in you too big to begin with. But this is the first time someone has said I could I don't think this is my year and the like, but no one does.

Dan Ilic  21:31   Emily, would you vote for Zach with a phrase like this?

Unknown Speaker  21:35   Oh, I think it is. It's good. Like, reverse psychology. I've been like, you know, I'm not gonna win. Like you should pity me. Pity vote me.

Lewis Hobba  21:43   Yeah. It's like a person, like the person who studies hates in year 12. And then goes, I haven't studied and so the exam like Oh, did I do? Well, I don't know. I didn't even try.

Unknown Speaker  21:53   I didn't find it. Interesting. I mean, my two thoughts on this was one is that I follow politics. I'm pretty deep in politics. I've gone down some dark political rabbit holes on social media. I didn't know that. The opposition leader in Western Australia was cold. Zach cook up until you sent me this article. I swear to God, and Zach. No one's gonna win with the name Zack Kirkup. It sounds like the kind of noise you make when you're choking on something.

Dan Ilic  22:25   Yes, yeah. The most famous West Australian should really run for this job. Hot Dogs should be running for the liberals. As a leader, hot dogs could get us get people's votes, election up light. I mean, it takes the pressure off, that's for sure. I mean, everything's kind of a nice surprise. Oh, we gained a seat. Not bad. You remember when I said it wasn't our time. But look, we did better than we thought. The current status is Labor has got 40 seats, liberals have got 13 so labor is pretty much entrenched. There. There's absolutely no way they're gonna move that he said this on a podcast earlier today. I'm throwing myself on the barbed wire so I can get as many of them across the fence as possible. Why is he Why is he even running? Oh, why is why is that cookie

Unknown Speaker  23:14   even running? It sounds like he's actually kind of getting off on it. In a way. He's getting a kind of mild sexual thrill over how badly he's gonna look.

Unknown Speaker  23:24   Bad. Tell me about that.

Dan Ilic  23:27   One great clip of the week, I just want to play for you now. It is, it is a woman getting the first COVID-19 vaccine sitting next to Scott Morrison.

I just love that. The woman at Scott Morrison osuna do Viva vaccine, he does the pace on she tries to the pay sign. And then they move her hand around to the RPO sign. Then he immediately grabs her and tries to stop her from doing anything for the cameras long after it's far too light for those images that go viral. An incredible image for this week, that was the most perfect better visit.

Unknown Speaker  24:18   The only way the only way that would have got shared more was if he hadn't grabbed it even a tiny bit harder and she had actually died as he grabbed. Can you imagine that's what I felt like she's quite frail. She's just had an injection. Everybody knows you don't want anybody within kind of 10 meters of you when you've had an injection. And he just wraps her up I really because she looks quite frail and her fingers are quite sort of, you know, they're just she's quite old and I just really worried for her she felt after he grabbed her.

Dan Ilic  24:51   This is a really interesting moment this week because all the leaders of the major parties were all meant to get their vaccine at the same time. That Day after this. So what Scott Morrison did was he called a press conference the day before everyone was meant to get it together, just so that he could be the first actually staged up this entire moment in a week where, you know, three liberal staffers are accusing, accusing somebody of sexual assault. Do you think this is a good look for a prime minister be grabbing an old lady Emily,

Unknown Speaker  25:25   no way, I mean, shit. And the thing is like it was the whole sorority bolted. And now you just look like a total like aggressive creeper. And he's always grabbing people's hands, he can't stop reading people's hands. Twice.

Dan Ilic  25:42   That is so true. I totally forgot about the bushfires where nobody wants to shake his hand. And everyone has had this aversion to Scott Morrison. And he's really forcing himself upon the electorate in a very literal way. The other part

Lewis Hobba  25:56   of that story it to put into context, why he was looking so confused that this that he was grabbing your hands, is she did a follow up interview later on in the day. And they were like, they said, How was it to get your injection with the Prime Minister? And she said, Oh, the Prime Minister wasn't there. And then I said, No, the man next to you was the Prime Minister. And she went, Oh, Oh, right. Whoa, oh, I didn't realize that that they sent me around. But I didn't know who he was. And so she had no idea who this strange man grabbing her hand was?

Unknown Speaker  26:28   Yeah, who did she think he was?

Dan Ilic  26:34   In her in her defense, she still thinks the Prime Minister is Robert Menzies. So

Unknown Speaker  26:42   this is a rational view.

Dan Ilic  26:45   Joining us now is the creative director of merits one of Israelis, most left parties. And he's, he's kind of only a few weeks out from election. So we thought we'd take the moment to try to understand what is Israeli politics all about? Omri Marcus. Thanks for joining us on irrational fear.

Unknown Speaker  27:02   Oh, sorry, I know that you will explain to me what all is well.

Dan Ilic  27:12   Hoping that you could tell us, you know, Australian comedy podcasters in less than a sentence. You know, what, what, how does Israeli politics work?

Unknown Speaker  27:22   Well, it's not that much of a difference from your system. It's also a correlation that is based on a couple of parties that are building a coalition and choosing the Prime Minister. And but it's not working that well in Israel. So for the last two years, we've been going to vote four times this is going to be the fourth round of elections in less than two years.

Dan Ilic  27:48   Wow, you you have more elections than we have prime ministers. That's incredible.

Unknown Speaker  27:52   I know and department um, we are also similar in the fact how important our labor parties are. And we are actually nurses, not one of the leading a left wing parties in Israel, we are the only Labour Party in Israel, and which is kind of like it's a pity when we're around 16 or 1717. A party's we are the only left wing Liberal Party. It's a dying species. It's us and the dinosaurs.

Dan Ilic  28:22   So how do you I mean, how do I how do you try to cut through to kind of change people's minds on on politics in a place like Israel?

Unknown Speaker  28:31   Well, listen, the only way we can win is that if they will switch the system from voting into raffle. So when

Unknown Speaker  28:42   you're you must be an inspiration to your followers. You're more of an inspiration than the state labor puts the state opposition leader in who said he's not going to win, and no one should vote for him.

Unknown Speaker  28:57   Yeah, well, I'm thinking that maybe there is kind of like a world pandemic that is happening to labor parties, that it's not like they feel like it's not the year even though you know, everything is collapsed. and still they are not able to show that they are the alternative. But you're so limited resources, we need to think outside of the box of how you can stand out among you know, 17 other parties out there. And we came up with a lot we call what we are mostly working on using free media. So we are creating a lot of standards and gimmicks. So we will be noticed. Our first campaign was about a we put a campaign on Tinder and we're a team of 80 of our supporters switch their profile pictures into a our slogan, which is you can count on us. We won't run away the morning after you remember your aggressive slogans and then we did the night thing where we put on a Amazon boxes of people where they used to get their boxes. And we put a nice sticker of us saying, you know what you're getting with us. And so everybody that got their Amazon package got it with a sticker of us on it saying you know what you're getting. Last week, we did something very nice. We put on the Billboard on the highway main highway in Israel, we put a picture of the Minister of Education with his mobile phone number with his extra mobile phone number thing. You know, he's so proud about what he was doing this failing clown. Give him a call. Tell him what you think about his work.

Dan Ilic  30:43   And did you hear from him? If he got any calls?

Unknown Speaker  30:47   He tried to call us but his line was busy most.

Unknown Speaker  30:53   Omri, can I can I ask you honestly, what is your IP? Obviously, it's very funny what you're saying. And there's obviously a strong element of truth to what you're saying about your party and your role in the in the politics of the area. But what what is the aim for your party? Like when you get to this fourth Election Day in two years? What will you be happy with with the result? Well, there

Unknown Speaker  31:18   is about that. underneath it, we won't get into the parliament, which is four seats. And if we will get into the parliament, that would be a huge victory. For me. It's, it's very easy for me to say because you know, we are supposed to be much more dominant, but it is very middle age and times and very dark era. And we are hoping at least to get into to the parliament in order to show the alternative. armory, what

Lewis Hobba  31:50   are the like, what's the what's the main issue? Do you think that you wish your party could could connect with like in Australia, for instance, like climate change is a baffling one. All center parties, all right parties, everyone. No one wants to anything about climate change? The only people that want to do it are the sort of further left parties. what's what's that sort of issue for you? Well,

Unknown Speaker  32:11   I know where we are standing about climate change. But this is because we are the only party that actually published a political platform with our ideas. So I can't really tell you in comparison, the topics, you know, it's a false round of elections. So I don't really expect to change anyone's mind. It's very identity politics is very dominant, and people knows exactly what they are in favor of and and everybody minds is very set. So my goal right now is just to keep my audience motivated, and to try and bite the other sides on painful places. So they would kind of like to get some new audiences but it's going to be marginal the amount of new audiences that you will get.

Dan Ilic  33:00   Have you thought about Red Hat's with the text make Israel reasonable again?

Unknown Speaker  33:06   Oh, yeah. Finally, you're asking, we did open a merchandising store with our with products because our goal is to do something very emotional. So we did nice socks with the one of them is written on it left and on the other one is written not left. And we did one a condom with our logo on it saying you will fill us for sure. And we did an umbrella thing this is not rain, what you are having all kinds of, you know, things like that.

Dan Ilic  33:35   How does it feel to know that is the whole political party looking to you to come up with ideas so that you know that they can get into parliament? Have you? How do you feel about that?

Unknown Speaker  33:45   It's it's hard Actually, it's quite. I would prefer to discuss serious topics in depth and to have a serious discussions but it became such a circus that you kind of like you need to stand out and buy we should check out our zoom call advertisement of cats, because obviously left wing liberal as they love cats, so we did a zoom call off cats trying to explain why you should vote for our policy. And I'm quite depressed because I would really like to have a serious political issues on the table and have a discussion about it. But unfortunately, that's not the situation.

Lewis Hobba  34:32   Omri I've never heard of a political party having a creative director. What's your background? Where were you before you were with this party?

Unknown Speaker  34:40   Well, it's it. I'm the creative director for the campaign. I'm not a great party, but it's a double campaign. For me. It's my first one and my last one. I'm a comedy writer in my background, but I'm doing many other stuff like developing TV formats. All around the world in dating shows in China and game shows in India. And I'm doing a lot of projects with a very dominant Australian comedian named Dan edit which word is very popular down on there.

Dan Ilic  35:16   And I'm so popular, we got 10 people viewing the live stream right now. People 10 people have chosen to tune in to this conversation.

Unknown Speaker  35:26   Now you can tell them about the crazy shit that we've done together done. like Trump impersonators, a conference in south by or the other stuff that we do owes to the United States that we did with the writers of The Simpsons and Family Guy and some other crazy stuff. It's part of Robert

Dan Ilic  35:47   Murray's armor is this magical convener of comedians in a global space. He's, I Omri invited me to this conference in New York City when I was working in America. And I said, Oh, yeah, I'll go prepare a little presentation about Comedy and Comedy and how comedy can change people's minds and blah, blah, blah. I've got that presentation. I do it lots of different places, I'll probably go presented to 200 people get a sandwich and go home. And I turned up and it wasn't 200 people, it was 30 people in this boardroom. And those 30 people were the presenters and showrunners of every Tonight Show around the world. That was very similar, like john oliver. And I was like, holy shit, this isn't. This isn't like some jerks turning up to hear somebody talking about comedy. This is like, this is like the power supplies of comedy. I was like, I was completely blown away. I was like, What the fuck am I doing? Get this read?

Unknown Speaker  36:39   Dan, then there's a reason he didn't tell you that it was gonna be all those people from all those popular comedy news shows, because your brain would have exploded and you would have had a small stroke beforehand. So it was actually in your best interest in your welfare. No.

Dan Ilic  36:58   We did. We did have some lovely sandwiches. Thank you. I'm ready for that.

Unknown Speaker  37:02   Hey, Omri, can I ask we are labor but you've talked about the problems of labor parties across the world, our labor party here. Our Federal Labor Party suffers from a few issues with its with its image, and with a lack of sense of humor about itself and a bunch of other things. What do we have to pay you to come out here and sort out the promotion of the Australian Labor Party?

Unknown Speaker  37:29   Wow. And since you know, you're on the other side of the world and right now to jump on a plane. That would be the challenge. If you have done I think Dan knows everything that I know. And he's one of the most creative people that I know is, as the head of the fan club have done in Israel. I think they can. Service Okay, Omri. So

Unknown Speaker  37:50   now I'm working this out so we don't have a picture of you here. We just have a graphic. Are you sure you're not Dan Ilic doing an accent with a rich with a recording of his voice just praising him across a 12 minute interview.

Unknown Speaker  38:05   And I can confirm nor deny.

Dan Ilic  38:09   I think we should wrap it up there. That is it for rational play a big thank you to all of our guests. Thank you Omri Marquez from Israel Emily Johnson from Tick Tock Louis harbor From where are you from Louis? The radio the radio. Declan Fay from podcasts renowned. Do you guys have anything to plug Declan would like to plug anything? No, it

Unknown Speaker  38:29   was a year. I mean, every white guy says this every day every few minutes but please listen to my podcast. It's called this way this plum or if you like fiction podcasts. I wrote one last year called crossbred about a Christian hip hop group that kind of blows up. Have a listen to that. I like that. That's my favorite thing.

Dan Ilic  38:46   That's a really fun, excellent narrative comedy podcast. Emily Johnson. What would you like to plug? I mean, I

Unknown Speaker  38:52   guess you can follow me on tik tok. If you have kik talk, do I delete one? I'm always responding to filthy racist comments. With skits or something hilarious hopefully.

Dan Ilic  39:05   And Andre, what do you what would you like to plug?

Unknown Speaker  39:07   Well,

Lewis Hobba  39:08   okay,

Unknown Speaker  39:09   vote for merit. Oh, and I want to say to my family in Australia, we're waiting for you over here.

Unknown Speaker  39:15   Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  39:16   Nick. You've only family in Melbourne.

Dan Ilic  39:19   Well, you're gonna have to wait till I get the vaccine then I'm sure they'll fly over. Louis, how about you anything the flood?

Lewis Hobba  39:24   I feel like I should plug my radio show since you forgot what I do every day. It's on Triple J it's called hover and you can follow us on Instagram at not harbor and hang official. Dan if you'd ever like to listen. That's what I that's where I am when I'm not here.

Dan Ilic  39:38   It's marvelous. Thank you to read Mike's the birth of foundation jackin round of the tepanyaki timeline. This episode of rational v has bits and pieces contributed by Rupert Degas. brodmann Morgan Killian, David. Amanda Buckley ads paid Lola sheepy and everyone else in our Discord server Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Good night.

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Chris Taylor opened all of The Queen's excel files. Alice Fraser tip toed through the mindset of billionaire Elon Musk. Yumi Stynes graciously examined what Eddie McGuire's departure from Collingwood really means. Hamish Blake tries to monetise the Australian Open in ways we've never quite thought about. Lewis Hobba defends Crown Casino in Sydney. Gabbi Bolt proves she's not related to Andrew Bolt. Dan Ilic (me) tries to explain why we should have seen Craig Kelly coming. And Tom Lowndes from Hot Dub Time Machine holds the whole thing together.

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the Bertha Foundation.

Dan Ilic  0:04   Hey Lewis, welcome to rational fear. Oh my goodness, you're so lovely 100 episodes. Very good. You know what I like about this? This is great doing a live show in the middle of a pandemic. It's fantastic. It's great marketing. I'm

Unknown Speaker  0:20   hoping not the middle.

Dan Ilic  0:24   three quarter time.

Unknown Speaker  0:25   optimistic.

Dan Ilic  0:28   I just feel like when people get COVID from here that everyone was how did you get it all went to this podcast. It's got to be bottom three ways to get we have Patreon supporters. I just want to thank our latest Patreon supporter Ben Waller is chipping in for 10 bucks a month. big thank you to Ben. It is great. I understand. We have a couple of Patreon people here. Who from Patreon is here. Yes, thank you. Very good. enjoy that. 20% off. Excellent.

Unknown Speaker  0:56   I do two for one ticket. You

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Dan Ilic  1:02   We do 20% Yeah. Anyone out there starts getting any fucking ideas. We are recording irrational fear on the land of the gadigal in the urination. sovereignty was never seated. Wait a treaty. Let's stop the show.

Unknown Speaker  1:23   irrational fear contains no two words just like bricks. Bricks can rob Finn and section. A rational fear recommends listening like

Dan Ilic  1:35   my immature audiences. Tonight Eddie McGuire denies his racist adding he made the trainings ran on time. The World Health Organisation says Coronavirus is unlikely to have leaked from a lab and a devastating blow to conspiracy theorists to listen to facts. And Pauline Hanson calls for the swastika to be banned. It'll dilute her brand. It is the 11th of February 2021. And welcome to the Super Bowl of Australian satirical comedy podcast. This is

excellent. Welcome to rational Fie. I'm your host, former president of the Collingwood football club Dan Ilic. If you're new around here, this is the podcast that takes the saddest stories the weeks and makes jokes about them. Because let's face it, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. He's the actor award winning creator of our pride and the actor award losing head writer of at home alone together from the chaser. It's Chris Taylor.

Unknown Speaker  2:44   Thank you very much.

Chris Taylor  2:46   Great to be here, so you win some you lose some very disappointed not to be nominated for the Golden Globes. But Nautilus Holy moly, so

Dan Ilic  2:54   I feel good. And in 15 years old, she was expelled from boarding school, which is the only qualification you need to join this show. She's one of Australia's most loved smart asses. It's yummy Stein.

Yumi Stynes  3:06   Thank you for having me. You know, I've been reflecting on getting expelled from boarding school. For the last 20 years. I was like, fuck those guys. That was really unfair. And then just recently I've gone. Yeah, it was a beautiful.

Dan Ilic  3:18   Welcome. It's good to have you. And 11 years ago, we crashed the VIP section of a Comedy Central Party in New York City to meet john oliver. Then our next guests managed to get a job replacing john oliver on his very own podcast. She always gets what she wants to tell us.

Alice Fraser  3:35   So happy to be a dad.

Dan Ilic  3:37   Did you crash tonight? Or did you get a ticket?

Alice Fraser  3:39   I wasn't invited. I put that in your script.

Dan Ilic  3:42   And our next guest tried to move from Melbourne to Sydney while the state borders were closed, which turns out to be just as challenging as moving from one part of Sydney to another part of Sydney. It is heimish bike.

Hamish Blake  3:55   Fresh out of the tunnel fresh out of the tunnel.

Unknown Speaker  3:59   Lovely to meet you.

Dan Ilic  4:00   And he's co hosted over 100 episodes of a satirical comedy podcast, and he's yet to see a cent. It's Louis harbour. Did you say I've co hosted over 100 episodes so I did I made a mistake. Yeah, like well, you guys only too late. Sorry, the 100th episode was weeks ago. That's like you make your mistake, but this was gonna be recorded on a Thursday.

Unknown Speaker  4:28   Yes, I didn't realise this was on tonight. I told all of my friends to come tomorrow. That's why

Dan Ilic  4:38   we recorded this on a Thursday every Thursday for 18 months. I'm sorry. It's what we're what we had an on deck for the first time in ages. It's DJ Tom. A little later on, you'll meet our musical guests Gabby Boldt. She's really big on Tick Tock. But first here is Message from this week's sponsor

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Dan Ilic  5:58   Well, folks, it is Yes, thank you. Robbie McGregor there, folks, it is 2021 which means we could have an election this year, or we could simply not do and say we did which seems to be the coalition's policy strategy at the moment. Australia's elections kind of like booty calls, they spring up on your the last minute ruin your weekend plans. But if you're lucky, you'll get a sausage. And there is anticipating brewing for booty call 2021 you can see the signs already there already knife shortages in Canberra. It's also very strange, very strange. 2021 labour is so scared that the coalition will bully them on climate change. They're desperate to try and do less on climate change. And the Liberal Party is so scared that the nation and the world will punish them for doing fuck all on climate change that they're desperate to do just the bare minimum on climate change. It's kind of like a pissing contest, but the contestants won't piss. They won't even unzip their pants but insist on building new coal powered toilets. But who said bipartisanship was dead? Here we go. I think there's one thing both parties have their sights on and there is the member of Hughes. His name is Craig Kelly. Now if you think

Hamish Blake  7:14   I mean if you listen to the podcast, huge cheer went up in here but we don't we don't have the audience mics so you can't really hear it.

Unknown Speaker  7:25   Stick around.

Dan Ilic  7:28   Now if you think he has the look of a flustered director of a furniture company that's gone bankrupt, you're right. He's literally the flustered director of a furniture company that's going bankrupt. Now everyone is annoying to cry because he's kind of like the drunk uncle at the Parliament House Christmas party. He wanders around the backyard, telling you unverified bullshit to anyone who listened stuff like the US Capitol insurrection was a hoax,

Alice Fraser  7:56   Neo fascists and Marxists engaged in a highly coordinated false flag operation.

Dan Ilic  8:00   And environmentalists started the black summer bushfires.

Yumi Stynes  8:05   I wonder if any of those arrested extinction rebellion types trying to fulfil their prophecy

Unknown Speaker  8:10   and renewable energy will will drown kids by making

Hamish Blake  8:15   swimming lessons more expensive, some parents are going to be unable to afford them. The result being less children having basic swimming and water safety skills, placing them at greater risk of drowning. That is actually spot he's got a boy.

Dan Ilic  8:33   Yeah, you can tell him she's done more than 100 podcasts.

Unknown Speaker  8:37   One baby tomorrow night you're gonna be

Dan Ilic  8:42   back in 2016. He even attended a commemoration of Croatia's Nazi allied fascist government the MDH and then proceeded to say this occasion

Chris Taylor  8:53   on behalf of the Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott, who is now in Japan, I impart you to greetings and good wishes on the occasion of the celebration of April tin to you and all Croatians in Australia and those in Croatia.

Dan Ilic  9:08   Not necessarily the best thing. The Australian Ambassador then got pulled into the Croatian parliament to explain what the fuck was going on. I assume the ambassador just put a picture up of the Prime Minister eating an onion and said sorry, we don't know. It's very strange. Now it is. It is a there's a very few things that a politician will get cancelled for in Australia. But being fascist isn't one of them. It turns out spreading lies about COVID on social media is the last straw now over the last year. Craig's Facebook and going he's when I've gone on Sky media. He's just been spreading information misinformation about COVID. All over the place. He's been saying that mandated mass for children is his child abuse. He's been alluding to the anti Vax conspiracy theories about Bill Gates, he's been promoting disproven and unproven COVID-19 treatments like the anti malarial drug hydroxy chloroquine and in the victim, which is actually a horse de wormer. It won the prize for removing parasites something that scomo might like to win a little later on if we removed some parasites from his own party. Kelly even went on celebrity chef and problematic kendal's podcast paid Evans's podcast for an hour and a half. I just spoke bullshit about conspiracy theories. Now I listened to it, so you didn't have to any he said a whole bunch of stuff. That wasn't news. But I think Pete broke some news.

Unknown Speaker  10:30   Very wise words and very truthful words, Craig.

Pete Evans  10:34   It looks like I'm going to throw my hat into the ring and join the political movement and see speak. See what see what happens from that. I had no expectations when you sit in a big room or Western at the back of the room where you can see everything.

Unknown Speaker  10:50   I'll give you a tip.

Dan Ilic  10:52   I don't think that's why you sit in the back of the room.

Hamish Blake  10:56   You're on at the back like my daughter is when she's driving the car.

Dan Ilic  11:03   Folks, do you have any tips for Pete Evans as he heads into the world of politics cities

Hamish Blake  11:07   I feel like he's nailed his slogan there. expectations that will

Dan Ilic  11:16   be a good time to down to just Evans know.

Chris Taylor  11:21   The Evans party for people who think Pauline Hanson is far too sensible.

Alice Fraser  11:25   I reckon seven minutes in Evans.

Chris Taylor  11:29   They should only put a candidate in barn by surely like

Hamish Blake  11:34   surely I'd like to see someone come out there because you know, political slogans or like they often just like you know, hey, we can do it or you know, whatever, you know, like jump on board or for a progressive turn. I'd like to see him get defensive because he knows everyone's against him like a slogan that says something like you're the fucking crackpot.

Just in your fucking weird. dead on the front foot. Spray paint if you're listening, and I know you do.

Dan Ilic  12:01   None of this would be a problem if Craig Kelly was just your uncle, but he's not. He's an MP with a huge social media presence that is actually bigger and more powerful than the Prime Minister's own social media presence. It's worse than letting your uncle loose on Tinder. Craig's already swiped far right? It's terrible. After the PM, was asked about this at the National Press Club last week, he was there to see if he's going to do something about Craig, this is how scomo replied,

Unknown Speaker  12:26   You don't get to create Craig Kelly.

Unknown Speaker  12:29   He's not my doctor, and he's not yours.

Unknown Speaker  12:34   He's pretty happy with that one is

Dan Ilic  12:38   Spoken like a man you

Unknown Speaker  12:40   are in the room to laugh.

Dan Ilic  12:43   But after a brief confrontation with Labour MP Tanya plibersek, in the halls of Parliament House, there was a big announcement in Canberra. Of course, Canberra fucking loves announcements that the Prime Minister pulled Craig Kelly into his office and gave him a dressing down now. Sorry, if I've given you a visual of Craig Kelly dressing down there. I'm really sorry about that. FEMA has any idea about what that conversation with scomo and Craig Kelly, and the office was all about or what they said to each other? You gotta say sorry. Oh, come on.

Yumi Stynes  13:19   Up. It's time to time get out there and fucking say sorry.

Hamish Blake  13:24   Just a bit of like, double check. You don't actually my doctor are making all these gags in the press guy and they're going well, but you're not actually.

Alice Fraser  13:34   Actually the thing about homoeopathy is the list. I'm your doctor, the more I'm your doctor.

Unknown Speaker  13:42   He only

Dan Ilic  13:42   got him off Facebook for a very short amount of time. It lasted 36 hours.

Hamish Blake  13:50   That was a that was a scomo enforced ban. It wasn't a Facebook enforcement.

Dan Ilic  13:54   No it was like steady six hours I wonder if he was just like look Okay y'all Facebook I'll introduce you to tick tock and then it was just cry just like punching buttons for 36 hours

Hamish Blake  14:07   it does scream a bit of like that's it no screen time for a week. Daniel

Unknown Speaker  14:12   spreads misinformation

Unknown Speaker  14:17   All right, well, all of that

Hamish Blake  14:20   you really think about it after that.

Chris Taylor  14:24   I was just glad he did you know he also was banned from only fans.

Hamish Blake  14:28   No, he wasn't. VPN and you guys addressing New Zealand

Dan Ilic  14:37   now actually happened to have a recording of of what went happened, what happened in that office, but I can't actually play it for legal reasons. So I've had to do a dramatisation for the day das, who does a lot of the voices on this show plays Scott Morrison but because there are so many Hollywood shows and movies happening in Australia right now. There are no actors I could get in Australia, they're all booked. So I have to go to Hollywood to find the best commercial How to Play cried Kelly.

Unknown Speaker  15:06   cried cry, just come in and sit down and play on your iPad for 20 minutes then I'll put out a release that you can repost on Facebook. Okay? Ah, great start date. Great One hydroxychloroquine now, sorry, Mike. Thanks to the billion forex in the fridge. Please use my desk. It's four metres squared from everyone else in the office. You're amazing. pfriem shibo you're a believer. Yes, Mike. That's right. Mainstream are where the votes are. But voters like the Sharpies. I like the Sharpies. Godspeed. I wish right you're that deep state might might there is no deep state. When times was in charge. It was Peter. You're friends with the deep state you make TV with the deep state trying to silence me. I have freedom of speech. Craig now I'm not silencing you. But Shut up. Now you're free to say whatever you want to after the election when you act like a goose I look like a good this year. I'm having a no goose policy. I'm gonna stop the geese Have a look at this. What is this a turbo that's right Good boy. And what does it say? I stopped the guy you can read well that's good. Now I'll get you one of these with your face on it. Great wines trophy face get good now only if you quiet and stop posting rubbish Now give me one good reason not to drop you from Hugh's Facebook friend hi char tape from n guy Dean make dogs Vladimir Oh gee below mice is no type you did it. I have deniability for Facebook stream.

Unknown Speaker  17:11   Battery dead I'm sure pad.

Unknown Speaker  17:15   your iPad is dead. Well charge it and you can pick it up tomorrow from PETA. Yes. Really good judges in there. Only if you're a good boy, Craig. galley. Good boy. Good boy.

Unknown Speaker  17:30   Great. Come

Unknown Speaker  17:31   back tomorrow. fudge rose. That's a bloody good idea might now Fuck off.

Dan Ilic  17:40   That's Gilbert godfried everyone.

Chris Taylor  17:46   A high profile impression a very good impression

Dan Ilic  17:52   that he's the thing we shouldn't actually be surprised about Craig Kelly at all because we have known this was gonna happen from the very start of Craig Kelly's career. If the bankrupt furniture store wasn't a red flag, perhaps this line in Craig Kelly's maiden speech should have been over the years I've packed my head into many rugby Scrum. Although no doubt some would say maybe one Scrum to me.

Right now, with more about how we keep our politicians more accountable. It's Gabby bolts Aaron getmyboat

Gabbi Bolt  18:35   I've actually never done a comedy said before. That's true. Sir. Please pity me.

What the Australian Government needs is a Karen a crop chop nitpicking Nightmare on the parliament floor. Because as someone who used to work in retail, I've seen them leave a nasty email about how I am supposed to do my job. But when you need a Karen most that's when they vanish. Like on Craig Kelly's COVID Facebook posts that nowhere to be found. But if Karen was feeling ill and doc said try this radical, untested pill. Well, I'd bet 10 bucks she'd take his licence down. You hear tales of Karen's far and wide, getting barista sacked because they put too much which cream on my triple mocha frappe. You see Karen's demanding manages in your average grocery store. So where are they when they need to see the biggest manager of normalised caring culture in politics They've gone on for too long getting people fired for weightless go to redirect their attention to when national intervention I can give you Craig Kelly's email address normalised Karen culture in Parliament's when people act irresponsibly on the job. Call them out with the same fervour as a teenage fast food worker who had the audacity to get your order wrong.

Unknown Speaker  20:55   The microphone

Unknown Speaker  20:58   now,

Chris Taylor  20:59   thanks for having me down. This is a genuine treat to be part of the hundreds I think me and Alice within part of the very first ones. And it's amazing that it's had this run like cereal didn't eat get close to 100 a teacher's pet not trying hard enough. So no, it's great to be here. I'm gonna talk about the Royals. Now without wanting to conform to social stereotypes, I was reading the Guardian this week.

And there was this bombshell report about how the Queen lobby to have the Lord changed to keep the details of her personal wealth hidden. So basically, the UK Parliament was trying to pass transparency laws so the public would know exactly how much the monarchy spent of public money, but the Queen's lawyers, I think she was raped by Rudy Giuliani. They, they managed to overturn the law so we don't know how much he spends and what on That is, until tonight, ladies and gentlemen here the john Doerr theatre, I have the official list of the royal families expenses, which I'm more than happy to share with you tonight. Now just for background, the Queen gets an annual salary it's about $97 million a year fair $97 million taxpayer money. She's also on job keeping. Prince Charles's annoyance. With one woman he doesn't want to keep her job. So he then in no particular order other palaces expenses for the last financial year. 40,000 pounds on Uber Eats usually uneaten because Nando's in London still don't do very, very pheasant. It's downhill from that was

Unknown Speaker  23:00   over 100 episodes that must be like your 70th pheasant, Joe

Chris Taylor  23:05   Welcome to 71 80,000 pounds on getaway cars at the annual Royal Variety Performance. Anything to avoid small talk with Susan Boyle afterwards 50,000 pounds racial awareness training for Prince Philip. Unfortunately, his tutor was Eddie McGuire. Progress was slow $1 million retainer for elton john to keep him pumping out new versions of candle in the wind.

The principle of one decades ago 200,000 pounds on developing a new dating app especially for Royals. It's like Tinder but only let you match with cousins. 4 million pounds. legal fees for Prince Andrew two pounds media training for Prince Sandra 600,000 pounds lobbying the Commonwealth of Australia to get Holy Moly off the air. 2 million pounds on an ambitious pay a lot this one ambitious paid project of the claim to crossbreed horses with corgis to create her ultimate spirit animal. The hoagie her intention was to create kind of cute fun sized horses the size of a Corgi, but what she ended up with instead was grotesque corgis, the size of a Clydesdale. All of them were discreetly put down except one which was kicked around Megan Markel out of the country. 15 million pounds on the upkeep of antiquated buildings and relics from bygone eras such as Hampton Court, Sandra Nichols And Mark record 6000 pounds paid to the actress who plays Diana on the Netflix series The Crown for her weekly recreations of the Ballymena scenes, performed for the whole family's enjoyment every Sunday after church. That's just for my wife. We love this.

Unknown Speaker  25:23   Now

Chris Taylor  25:25   50,000 pounds sexism awareness training for Prince Philip. Unfortunately his tutor was at McGuire. Progress was slow. 6 million pounds on bribing gamebirds to fall to the ground pretending they've been shot during all the prince Philip's shooting and they keep planes in even when they've served for dinner later on their amazing commitment to the row.

Dan Ilic  25:49   What sort of game birds Chris maybe like a pheasant grouse?

Chris Taylor  25:56   All right. 100,000 pounds on TV development. This one's quite weird. See after the success of its a royal knockout, Prince Edward spent all of last year developing royal Ninja Warrior. There's also a royal maffs, which is basically this Charles and Camilla dry humping on a beach for an hour. JOHN Howard called it the romantic fieldwood hit 50,000 pounds on training for Prince Philip in how to exit a long reign with dignity. Unfortunately, his tutor was Eddie McGuire. And finally 17 million pounds paid to lawyers to make sure the public never gets wind of the secret that the woman who lives in that massive palace might actually have a bit of coin. I mean, sure the face is literally on all the money But please, let's not ever jump to conclusions that our hands are on as well.

Dan Ilic  26:56   What would you like to know about how the Queen actually spends her money? It's weird because it's weird that she tries to hide it because it's not like we don't know she's rich.

Unknown Speaker  27:10   It's such an expensive hobby.

Dan Ilic  27:13   I'd say most everyone who goes to London The first thing I do is go to her house.

Hamish Blake  27:19   In the middle of town Yeah. And look at the jewels. The crown. What's the

Dan Ilic  27:29   LSU LSU you spend a lot of time in London you've lived there you live with the queen?

Hamish Blake  27:35   What's the craziest thing you saw blood cash on?

Unknown Speaker  27:40   Keeping Prince Philip alive?

Dan Ilic  27:43   27 do you think you know Australia should be paying royalties to the Queen based on us using her picture on the money we have?

Alice Fraser  27:50   Look, I think we all have an agreement in Australia which is that we're going to become a republic eventually when she dies. Like we're just going to be polite until she dies and then we're not going to have Charles on our money

Chris Taylor  28:00   or do you think she's really shitty that everyone taps now and we don't use money? Is she lobbying the credit card companies to get a face on that as well? Actually

Hamish Blake  28:07   the visa dove is way more fancy. Is it the MasterCard? What's the hologram beauty products? The hologram on the visa okay all right. But you know like sometimes you're gonna net banking and it will go like you spent this much this month on like health care or like you know, utilities I would like like the real specific breakdown for the quaint like the just the bits of the real weird stuff. I don't think we know like a break us a lot to keep the house and the horses and stuff like that's obviously expensive. But you want weird stuff like you want to know if she bought VR? Or like, just got just dumb stuff. I don't know. But all the purchases past 10 o'clock. 10 o'clock like do I am

Chris Taylor  28:54   Jean session on eBay.

Alice Fraser  28:58   Uber Eats order.

Hamish Blake  28:59   I would like to know the breakdown on that.

Alice Fraser  29:00   Yeah, I want to see the map of the person driving round and round trying to figure out how to get in.

Dan Ilic  29:04   Yeah, she just she

Chris Taylor  29:06   walked out to the gate to pick it up personally. is a servant have to bring

Hamish Blake  29:11   it up. Nice. I think it's still leave and go. No, no, we won't be vaccinated. leave and go.

Dan Ilic  29:17   Do you think they have to pay for Netflix to get the crown?

Hamish Blake  29:22   I mean, there's gotta be some role.

Dan Ilic  29:25   And is that where royalties comes from? Yes.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Yumi Stynes  29:43   All right. You all know what happened, but I'm gonna run you through the facts. Anyway. Yesterday media personality Eddie McGuire stood down as Collingwood football club president after 23 years on the job. He was sad. He was fucking sad. his resignation speech which went for 15 minutes and was mostly a lengthy self congratulating listicle of what he has achieved contain no real apology, although an apology was actually what was needed. So this resignation from yesterday morning was the lightest in a cascading series of events. The event that led to yesterday's resignation was an open letter calling for his resignation. Prior to that event, the event was the leak of a commission report on the culture of racism at the Collingwood football club researched and written by indigenous academic Professor Larissa Behrendt. Now, the event that led to the commissioning of that report was complaints of racism by former Collingwood star player Heredia Lumumba. So we're four links up the chain before we get to the hero of the story, surprise, surprise, it's not Eddie McGuire. So Geraldo Lumumba started playing for Collingwood, 2004 as an 18 year old. His background is mixed race, Congolese and Brazilian and he speaks fluent Portuguese, he's black, he's handsome, and he's a shithead football player. But even though he was charismatic, fair and really popular with fans, and as I mentioned, a shithead football player. His career at Collingwood stalled when he started calling out the racism that he saw is endemic to the culture of his own club. And it was then that he started to be frozen out of leadership positions ostracised by the people in charge, and had unfounded whispers of madness and mental illness from his own club amplified by a complicit media. Lumumba left Collingwood in 2014 after 199 games. Now coming here tonight, I didn't really want to talk about how to Lumumba and Eddie McGuire because talking about racism for anyone who's experienced it is actually never comfortable. I also do want to talk about it because I don't follow football. So if you ask me some stats, I'm not gonna be on a budget. And I didn't want to talk about it. Because every time I'm actually confronted in the real world by racism, I actually get like a physical, almost spidey sense, tingling in my lower back that it's sort of like a queasy, unpleasant feeling. And sometimes the feeling comes before the mental processes can catch up. I attended a talk a few years ago by American philosopher and activist Dr. Cornel West, who came to Australia. He's a Harvard professor and a black man. And what he said like he said a bunch of cool stuff. But one thing he said I've never forgotten. It was something along the lines of I'm still overcoming my own racism. I'm still learning. I like everyone else. I'm a product of the world we live in. And he's like an old man, he's 67 years old. And that actually made me feel better. Because I'm imperfect. I'm still learning and we all are. Like, imagine, okay, imagine you're on the street in your own suburb, and a stranger comes up to you and asks if they can borrow your phone. She's a 35 year old white woman. And you're like, yeah, sure I use my phone. But what if she's a 35 year old white woman who's really skinny has dirty hair is scratching herself and wearing head to toe tracksuit, in mid summer. Would you still let it use your phone? So we're always kind of casting value judgments on people. It's not necessarily always racial. It's based on how they look all the time. We do it all the time. It's just really tough. If you're copying it because of something that you can't help so you can't help your heroin habit. But you also really can't help the colour of your skin and it's infuriating when that's how people judge you. So I thought, things that I thought were okay, five years ago, I realised now I'm not okay. And I'm guessing that in another five years, I'll look back at the year me now and cringe at how unworthy I am. I am still learning. But is Eddie.

I've always been super interested. It's like my hobby. Watching the way that people who are racist are blind to their own racism. It's almost cute. It's like a toddler wandering around. Like I'm the kind of where they are. And if it's pointed out to them, their first response is pretty much always defensiveness, they get really upset. And I get it. And I'm so interested in this reaction. And the flip side of that is the people who see racism first. Always the people who experience it the most and the worst, which is why indigenous people are often at that intersection of racism and a bunch of other prejudices that make their experiences way worse than you or I could imagine. And this is not my hobby. Like it's not talking about race. Islam is really, really thankless when people talk about that day that Nicky winmar lifted his shirt and pointed to his black skin. I know, you know, that moment. They're describing an iconic moment that was turned into an iconic photo, which has been immortalised as an iconic statue. But they're forgetting, I think that when Mark himself said to the photographer who took that iconic photo, I appreciate that you've changed my life. But for me, I'm having to embrace possibly one of the worst days of my life over and over again. So when he did that he wasn't having a great time. And every time he sees that he's taken right back to that moment of being booed, and having horrible things, shout out to him. Talking about racism, as I said, is thankless. You have to convince people first of all, that it exists. And when I say people, I mean, white people, and trying to convince white people that racism exists is sometimes like convincing people in the dark ages that they're breathing something that it's real, it's called oxygen. It's a sound like what are you talking about. And then you're expected to prove your own credentials by explaining your own experiences of racism, which is not only painful, but it feels like if you start nominating and isolating and describing single incidents, you're in danger of leaving behind hundreds, sometimes 1000s of times that racism existed, but was so micro so unremarked upon that it was very much like the air we breathe. So if I were to try and well really to try very hard not to try and find parody between my experiences and bombas. But if I were to try and dig into, say, the first time that I was called a chink, a nip, a jab or a goog, I might leave behind the times that I was expected, as a seven year old Australian to apologise for World War Two. Or by trying to explain how being Asian has happened, my career, my or my love life or my earning capacity, I might accidentally minimise the hundreds of death threats that people have made against me over the years. And for what have they made those death threats is an interesting question. And I think that anyone who's ever had many people threaten to kill them. They have sat with the why, for quite a long time. And I think if I had to distil The reason why I inspired hatred in enough people that they would send me murderous and quite descriptive and detailed death threats, then I think that the reason I could fairly say was because I did to question the manhood and authority of a white male or authority figure as a non white person. Eddie McGuire, by the way, is the guy who said Adam Goodes should do the promotion for King Kong. And when Heredia Lumumba called him out about it, he said, This is what Lumumba said himself, people made it very clear to me that I'd done the wrong thing that I'd thrown the president of Collingwood under a bus, almost making him out to be the victim. So whether we've grown as a nation and learned from this painful saga is going to be shown in the post Collingwood Korea of Eddie McGuire. Because usually, I've seen it enough times I can predict it. When the shit goes down. The brown person gets blamed. And the white person goes on to have a great career in politics.

Dan Ilic  38:44   Have a letter that went out Monday and then he got the step down on Tuesday. That's right. Yeah. That must be feel pretty powerful for that moment.

Yumi Stynes  38:52   Did it feel good, but I don't want people to confuse his resignation for cleansing of the entire football culture that made him thrive.

Dan Ilic  39:01   Yeah. Do you think this is kind of a you know, this is a very public moment for Eddie McGuire. But do you think a lot of organised organisations all around the country are looking at this going Fuck, we need to fucking clean up as sharp.

Chris Taylor  39:14   The worry is they'll do the reverse because this sort of all came out as a result of them deciding to launch an investigation into the culture. I want I'm nervous that some companies might go well it doesn't turn out well when you do that. So maybe we're just sort of keep mom

Dan Ilic  39:28   Yeah, which is a shame because I don't I think if that the release of that report had been handled better like their release the fuck up was saying this is a proud day. This is a shameful day and we're gonna work on it. I don't think maybe we would be in that situation with like, Oh shit, we shouldn't even look at it. But they're on the on the backfoot from the get go because that report was handed to them in december two months, and it took ages for it was leaked to an investigative journalist and then they were gonna leak it they were trying to get ahead of the story. And fucking nothing ever goes well when you try to get ahead of the story.

Chris Taylor  40:00   So How bad is it? Like you mentioned the Adam Goodstein, which was just horrendous, and unpardonable. I can't believe he survived that. And the thing that brought him down was just a slip of the tongue. And he's like, made a dress

Unknown Speaker  40:11   dress. Like that's

Yumi Stynes  40:12   not what brought him down. And I disagree with you, Louis. I think like saying it's a proud that I think it was just like, he was trying to say, I'm proud that we're doing something about this. No, he's just playing with words, saying that that's what's brought him down. It's it's 23 years of races, leadership that's brought him down.

Unknown Speaker  40:28   I certainly wasn't saying that's what brought him down. I was just saying in terms of the release of the report. I think, like, I just Well, I mean,

Chris Taylor  40:36   that the media fixated on Yeah, way more attention than warranted, given the history of the background of that report.

Alice Fraser  40:44   I sort of feel sorry for these guys a little bit, because they got away with it for so long. It's like every week you robbed the bank, and then all of a sudden you get arrested and you're like, I was wrong the whole time.

Dan Ilic  40:57   I think Ben, Ben Lowe had a great tweet today about it. He said, If entitled white women who complained to the manager or Karen's, I think Australians can agree entitled white men who feel that their true victims of systemic racism, and now it is do you think this is gonna change leadership power vision of operating around

Yumi Stynes  41:19   the country? If so? I don't think so. But I think when people are racist, they don't know they're doing it. Most of the time, they're unaware. So I think No, and I think also, as usual, the brown person in the room is always the minority in this country, unfortunately. So when Lumumba was creating problems, and putting up quote, fingers there, the solution that's easier for the white guys in charge is to nominate that guy and go, let's get him out. He's a troublemaker which has happened to me. Shut your mouth, get her off the TV, she's creating problems, it's easier to just not have them on stage.

Dan Ilic  41:55   Can we talk a little bit about that for a second? That moment on Studio 10, the infamous moment where you were saying some very truthful things about how Aboriginal people have lower life expectancy and stuff like that. And Kerri Anne Kennerley went you were talking about the truth, learning, getting Australians to learn our truth about Australia Day. And what's really powerful moment there were and there must have been so confusing for you at that moment to kind of go well, I'm just saying some very, very truthful things.

Unknown Speaker  42:24   Just fax guy.

Dan Ilic  42:26   What are you yelling at me for and how do they seem to have this employed my life for a month? Yeah,

Yumi Stynes  42:30   that one was okay. I've been through other sheet storms that are way worse, at least with that one. I knew that I hadn't said anything wrong.

Dan Ilic  42:41   As I've had a 15 year career and I've made some very bad things on television that I'm very not I'm not proud of and thankfully no longer exist. Thank you for talking about this tonight.

Unknown Speaker  43:03   Hello,

Alice Fraser  43:04   let's talk about money. I'm gonna do my verbal exercises first for talking about money. short sell seashells with a stacked deck on the stock floor. And the deck that she stacks is shorted for sure. Let's all stop GameStop stock stacking up in the GameStop shop. Bobby Bitcoin back to stock of pickled crypto, how many stocks of pickled crypto did Bobby Bitcoin back.

So this month marks month that we all found out a short squeeze is not just a pelvic floor exercise. People honour it if you don't know the GameStop story people on a Reddit board took exception to some big hedge fund guys short selling a bricks and mortar game shop called GameStop sparking 1000 hot takes about the little man taking back the power from the big man by corruptly manipulating the market in the way that is traditionally reserved for those too big to fail in those too big to jail. It was nice to watch hedge fund managers, managers scramble and it was an excellent example of how a system which is constantly jerking itself off with its libertarian money based meritocratic purity purity rhetoric really collapses when the people join in. I don't want to spend too much time explaining the stock market because I want to give a chance to the 1000s of young men who love explaining the stock market.

currently doing so online This is their one opportunity to tell everyone about their kink when people won't just tune out and nod politely. But it's such an old move that it was so celebrated. I think we can all agree that the perfect vengeance against the accountably at the against the unaccountably wealthy is to pour money into the systems that enrich them. As we all know Robin Hood stole from the rich to give to the poor so they could pay rent to the rich. This is called a stimulus check. So these Reddit guys, these mostly young, mostly men who like to think of themselves as V from V for Vendetta or the Joker, because they lack imagination. They became the ultimate news cycle fertiliser despite the fact that they're basically a bunch of guys with nothing better to do using their spare time and spare money to upvote cool seeming memes with cash. Speaking of which, co founder and CEO of inspiringly innovative and astoundingly overvalued electric car company Tesla. Elon Musk has recently stirred the stock markets by using the imaginary money he's made from people thinking his company will make more money than it will to buy into bitcoin, the most imaginary money. He talked about it publicly before, during and after the transaction while declaring that he couldn't talk about it because it might move the stock market, which it promptly did. This is the rhetorical technique of negotiation where you say what you're not going to do while doing it. Like I won't call my esteemed opposition, a dirty cop quote with a barely legal mistress. Saying what he's not going to do while doing it is Elon Musk's fourth favourite thing to do after his third favourite thing which is saying what he is going to do while not doing his second favourite thing, which is investing money in revolutionary moonshots like firing a car into space or putting chips in monkey brains while being defended by a certain kind of guy who loves to tell me about how wrong I am about Elon Musk. while simultaneously missing every point I'm actually making. Look, Elon Musk does some great stuff. Don't get me wrong, it's nice to see a sci fi nerd do well, you can't. He can't help admiring musk for his ambition. He basically single handedly gave a cash boost to the incredibly expensive enterprise of hardware prototyping in a world where it's much cheaper and easier to stick with iterating software good on him. Also, if this goes well, there are potentially world changing implications for a lot of the technology he invests in and takes credit for so maybe my issue with him is mostly aesthetic. And I don't mean aesthetics in that his head looks like it's made of meat and then all our heads are made of meat but his looks like it's more made of meat. He's JC he's a man of binaries. He's a man who's simultaneously very inspiring entrepreneur operating at a leading edge of science so far ahead of the time that he's either a business genius or a very successful performance artist. It's It's just that he's always in the news for doing something either extremely cool and futuristic, or undeniable, lead dystopian, and probably both. The moral of this story is money. Men be money Manning changing little for real people while smugly congratulating themselves on being the revolution. One of the richest men in the world buying big into an untraceable unregulated currency that can't be taxed is not a cool rebel movie. It's the beginning of a James Bond movie villain storyline. It is the wild fantasy of nerds who wish they were brave enough to be assholes. Elon Musk is a baby's idea of a grown up in the same way disrupting the market by throwing your collective collective Reddit weight behind a troll ship post investment is the equivalent of critiquing social media in an eight great paragraph Facebook posts in the end it's all about ethics in video game stock market journalism Thank you

Dan Ilic  48:30   podcasts on the way here and they said Elon Musk and move 20% of the of the cryptocurrency market just by tweeting something that's incredible

Hamish Blake  48:39   if I can

Alice Fraser  48:43   thing is that like Bitcoin as a as a concept is like this idea of this, you know, blockchain whatever, blah, blah, blah. More than 50% of the Bitcoin mining capacity is controlled by China, the most worrying government

Unknown Speaker  48:57   honestly, the last few weeks, I've been so happy to not have any money it's the first time in my life I've been like thank Fuck, I'm poor. And I don't have to care about any of this.

Hamish Blake  49:09   I mean, I know this is this is not new news for anyone but like the whole point of Bitcoin is it's like decentralised and there is no 100 Bitcoin you can call it a complaint. There's no head office, which is a bummer because on our podcast on any podcast, five years ago, I bought two bitcoins for $900 each way and they were like a funny thing to own. And just like I've made this investment, they made this investment and then our web guy Jessica's really, really understand how to do it, he lost them, he lost the passwords. And you can't call up or write them a letter to go. I know everyone saying this, but I really had some Bitcoins. And we have two out there which are worth 120, grand, Old Joe, and we tried to hypnotise jazz to get because he's like, hop on and then only maybe books anyway and we made him sit in the studio with a hypnotist. As the best we got was him in a trance like state going capital B i t capital C. Hashtag one two, maybe exclamation mark. And so yeah, we've awesome except I'm kind of glad they stayed last because it is funny that we've lost 100 because we tried to sell them The only reason we found out last is we tried to sell them when they're at 15 $100 going well, they never get any higher. We wanted to buy a convertible drive through a carwash and we wouldn't have been the guy

Dan Ilic  50:31   that cashed out

Hamish Blake  50:33   three grand on its way to 120 grand because we wanted to drive an old Ford Capri through

Dan Ilic  50:40   a car wash. There's a guy there's a story of in the UK of a guy who's trying to get a hydraulic Yeah, get up find a laptop in a in a tip. Yeah. And he's got 120 million pounds of

Hamish Blake  50:54   Bitcoin everyone's just like Ivan's hoarding them not holding them. Like, locked up. It's like this big, like virtual Fort Knox that's out there when no one can get in and everyone's like, no one's selling.

Alice Fraser  51:09   Well think about it being untraceable though is it leads to criminal behaviour like that man who has Oh, sorry. Yeah.

So there was there are these Wi Fi enabled penis cages that you can do? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, sorry. So so you know, some people like to have strangers or friends tell them that they can't jerk off? Sure. I've been asked me if he if I do that for him. And I said, Please don't sexualize me not wanting to fuck you. But apparently this man has hacked in and locked people's penis cages and asked for Bitcoin ransom in order to unlock their penis cages.

Unknown Speaker  51:48   On a plus note, remember a golf Ed said out of bankruptcy.

Hamish Blake  51:53   My wife is always like, what are you doing this? I always have a paper clip just need to pick the line.

Alice Fraser  52:02   If you need to, if you need to incentivize remembering a password, can I suggest

Hamish Blake  52:08   to get a Wi Fi enabled one. I mean, if you're gonna start with a famous guy, just start and just go gently into it.

Dan Ilic  52:19   Before we head to a short intermission, many people have asked me one question in the lead up tonight. About Gabby, Gabby, she led to Andrew Poe and I said well, I don't know maybe maybe Gabby could answer this question.

Gabbi Bolt  52:32   My whole life has been building to this moment. My dad will be proud. He's not Andrew my dad's not Angie. Anyone like a samba? Let's get one thing straight. I'm not related to my dad always said he's a part of the Dutch bolts. I don't know how much of that is true. But even if I were I would treat it like a curse and sprint to the nearest courthouse to be disowned. It really makes you wonder what his actual family think is Christmas or disaster when he opens his mouth to speak. I guess what I am saying is easy to digest when you treat him like a drunk uncle, unless like a journalist. Because at this point, all I can really do is love because if I don't love ice cream, how did we let it get so far? How did we let it get so extreme? We have racist and rapist apologists becoming mainstream opinion columnist just another fuckin morning in the Murdoch machine. Thank you. We're gonna play a game because I was too lazy to write a second bus and dad gave me four days. So all the following things that are racist relative of mine has said it a Christmas dinner or an Andrew bolt headline. I didn't plan who would answer these questions. I felt like I just let the room feel it out. Cool. Facts no longer count in climate debate. We're gonna get along great. This game is great. Why I'm leaving Melbourne for gorge

Hamish Blake  54:24   Hey, Miss Blake. Andrew,

Gabbi Bolt  54:29   just yell bolts cuz that's also my family. So just give it a nice song. And true. All right.

Unknown Speaker  54:36   Yes. And it was also Yep, that was public.

Gabbi Bolt  54:39   Calm no pills jail diary is a revelation. Yeah, it'd be a bit rough if that one was my relative. Gabby Holy shit. You need to get your life together. You can't just keep on playing gigs with people you don't know and making no money at all. Speaking of is this paid

I would be funny if that one was Andrew but that was actually my relative

Unknown Speaker  55:14   it's so him to be black.

Gabbi Bolt  55:17   Definitely Andrew Jesus Christ by Well, anyway, this one's a bit hard. Okay, so it's really hard I've really blurred the lines between my family dinner and a public headline so just really listen out. Why do elderly Australian men get in jail?

JOHN everyone, you could all work for News Corp.

Unknown Speaker  55:48   Cuz at this point

Gabbi Bolt  55:49   all I can really do is laugh cuz if I don't laugh I scream. When publications often twisted tales the centre right the one for human rights becomes extreme. Because now that ethical media is dead. The Twitter newsfeed every day feels like a bullet to the head just another fuckin morning in the Murdoch machine. Though I know it's easy. Thank you to love it'll off as comedy. I know if I defended paedophiles publicly. I'd be slammed on my socials, I'd be out of a job. So how can he do it and still be paid at the top? Because it's not just fault. He is simply one cog in the misguidedly marvelled Machiavellian massively Marshall million dollar Murdoch machine.

Dan Ilic  56:52   Just want to say thanks to the Daily Telegraph for reviewing this show. Really glad that you're here. All right, welcome to second half irrational fear. We're about to kick it off. So, of course, you know, to pay our exorbitant bills. We need to run another sponsorship ad, so let's take it away sponsor.

Unknown Speaker  57:12   Standby for an announcement about announcements from the Commonwealth of Australia, the federal government to secure the COVID-19 vaccine football Australians is what we hope you picked up from the news this week. We haven't yet but we announced it. How good would that be? Just like the $2 billion national bushfire recovery fund that only existed in your brain the moment we announced it now that science and not to mention getting the arts industry back on their feet with a Coronavirus stimulus package that we haven't delivered. That was a really good announcement. We did it ages ago. Guy Sebastian was there. And he looks at the federal government announcing things because doing things is the state's responsibility as my son was being crushed, because I have to read these ads to stay alive regardless of my own political opinion.

Unknown Speaker  58:06   very rational.

Dan Ilic  58:09   Very good. Excellent, excellent. Now I don't know if you folks saw this today, the Minister of Health, Greg hunt, was on ABC News breakfast this morning talking about the vaccine rollout. When Michael Rutland seem a pretty simple question about why the Liberal Party was using the Liberal Party logo on the announcement about the Commonwealth Government vaccine rollout. Anyway, have a look at this. Greg hunt wasn't very happy with that Christian

Hamish Blake  58:36   break up when you announce the very welcome 10 million additional doses of Pfizer on your social media channels last week. Why did you feel the need to attach a Liberal Party logo to an Australian government announcement?

Unknown Speaker  58:49   Well, in fact, we made the Australian Government announcement as the government with the Prime Minister. wrong views I've not

Unknown Speaker  58:56   ever know

Dan Ilic  58:58   why I'll finish I'll finish if you let me. Because we predicted that you seem to be the most exercised of any person in the Australian media about this. So I was elected under that banner, multiple members from across multiple parties do that. I'm a very proud member of that party with a great heritage and tradition in Australia. And that's part of the Australian democratic process. So overwhelmingly, we do these things as the Australian Government on a particular channel. There's no problem with identifying entirely appropriately within the rules, the origins and heritage of that under that banner under which we were elected

Unknown Speaker  59:39   by the Australian Australian government announcement who paid for the vaccine.

Unknown Speaker  59:45   Let us draw a clear distinction here. I know this is an issue for you. In many ways. You identify with the left you do this a lot and I respect No no,

Unknown Speaker  59:56   no I I

Unknown Speaker  59:59   find that appealing If I'm asking you exercise about what he's

Dan Ilic  1:00:03   doing he doesn't identify you with the left arm exercise you should be open about that I'm open about my origin wow now the liberals kind of do this kind of stuff all the time I don't know if you remember during the bush fires they put out a video saying that the deployed the army this was about three months into the bush fire so everything was already burnt out. So that was really good. I'm I don't know about you folks. I'm okay with this. I don't mind dead but as long as they put their logo on every single achievements that they do, I've made a few social media posts they can do to get started. Here we go. Liberal Party secures Australia's largest dose of national debt ever. Labour Party secures women's change room for liberal electorate despite not having Women's rugby team. This one's good Liberal Party steals money from poor people using robot that makes lots of arrows. This one's a little off the game but still I like it Liberal Party use the AFP to investigate Greg hunter for liking a tweet from BB w comm pumper 69. And we never heard about it again. And if you're listening to the podcast, you can go to the show notes and download a template where you can do your own.

Alice Fraser  1:01:16   That was such a weird interaction. And not just because of the fact that it was super weird, but because he was all like talking

Chris Taylor  1:01:23   about the company.

Alice Fraser  1:01:26   Because he was obviously trying to turn it into a culture war thing. But he was using this like super loaded, like my heritage, the heritage of the Liberal Party I identify with, like it was really as though they'd done something racist.

Dan Ilic  1:01:40   Yeah. It's always good to hedge your bets, I think. Yeah, it's just nice to see the liberals trying identity politics for once.

Chris Taylor  1:01:48   I mean, as someone who knows Michael Rowland, he is actually one of the least lift people. Like it was Kerry O'Brien, fair enough, like this is genuinely insidious. And it's following a pattern. It's sort of borrowing from trumpism, where when they know they've done something wrong, there's strategies to attack the media straightaway and to discredit the media, and I hope the electorate see through because it's really, really bad.

Dan Ilic  1:02:10   Lewis is someone that works at the ABC who's got a full time job you want to come in.

Hamish Blake  1:02:17   You do identify with that. That particular station, which there was a squiggly triumvirate into twining,

Alice Fraser  1:02:26   I think ABC has a proud heritage.

Unknown Speaker  1:02:33   well established,

Dan Ilic  1:02:35   I feel much more comfortable with you guys doing this. Well, folks, this is the 100th episode of irrational fear. It's pretty great. I think it's actually 100. Second, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. So hopefully, you will just be a little bit self indulgent. We started this show at rational fi in 2012. because there wasn't a place to do jokes about the news and climate change and provide a new platform for voices. This show we kind of put together on stage for the very first time at the FBI social, which was a small room, not unlike this in the King's Cross hotel. And we streamed it live on FBI radio back in 2012. It was really great. And you know, from there, we've done lots of great stuff we sold at the Opera House a few times we've had sellout tours around the country. Barack Obama's National Security Adviser came on the podcast and slam Tony Abbott. And that made news which is fantastic. And it's been a lot of fun. You know, the reason why we made this is so we can all show off and show how smart and funny we are.

Alice Fraser  1:03:39   Can I say when you brought me onto the show the first time I'd never done satirical comedy before. And last week, I was on the BBC News Quiz. So

Unknown Speaker  1:03:47   you're right.

Alice Fraser  1:03:51   For a large portion of my career Thank you dad

Dan Ilic  1:03:53   extensively the show's done a lot better for everybody else's careers.

Yeah, I

can't believe we managed to get DJ Tom loud. Tom, Tom, DJ, don't come to our first sponsor shows now Tom is like the most in demand DJ in Australia.

Hamish Blake  1:04:15   HIV jam, right.

Dan Ilic  1:04:19   This is the whole point in this show works because people come together to make it happen. And it's been such a great little platform for loads of folks. Dylan Bane, who's in the audience. There he is. He's dealing is usually the the chafer of the show. He pulled together this video with some folks who have been a part of the show over the years, so

Unknown Speaker  1:04:46   congratulations. 100 episodes

Unknown Speaker  1:04:49   100 shows you're backing kidding.

Unknown Speaker  1:04:52   Hello, Tom Ballard here, saying congratulations to irrational fear

Unknown Speaker  1:04:57   on your 100th episode. Hey,

Unknown Speaker  1:04:58   irrational fear. Congrats. On your 100th episode, what a huge achievement Dan and

Unknown Speaker  1:05:04   the rest of the irrational fear team amazing work a huge Happy 100 to the AFR, such a great milestone and gratulations on 100

Unknown Speaker  1:05:13   episodes. I'm so sorry, I

Unknown Speaker  1:05:14   couldn't be there. But I was not invited. And even if I was I wouldn't come.

Unknown Speaker  1:05:19   I'm not not a fan, a RF

Unknown Speaker  1:05:22   rational fear. What's that?

Unknown Speaker  1:05:23   What's that again?

Unknown Speaker  1:05:24   Hi, this

Unknown Speaker  1:05:24   is Adam hills. And

Chris Taylor  1:05:25   I'd like to sincerely congratulate damage on these wonderful podcasts.

Unknown Speaker  1:05:31   The burns and stuff the British stop

Dan Ilic  1:05:33   knockout breeze here.

Unknown Speaker  1:05:34   Sorry, I

Unknown Speaker  1:05:35   can't be there tonight about currently on the set of new Thor movie.

Unknown Speaker  1:05:42   I'm not informed, but I was hoping to speak to Chris Hemsworth about

Unknown Speaker  1:05:46   playing me and a biopic of mine of my life because

Unknown Speaker  1:05:49   I think you'll agree with the resemblance is uncanny. Good night, Danny. Congratulations

Unknown Speaker  1:05:54   on 100 episodes of convincing telling,

Unknown Speaker  1:05:58   pushing, cajoling, massaging, insisting and otherwise asking nicely for every unemployed comedian and or semi employed comedian and or semi comedian to appear on your podcast

Unknown Speaker  1:06:10   on a paid on 100 episodes and the only admin for one almost have been shaped his podcast

Unknown Speaker  1:06:17   and live show has done what all satire does, which is fundamentally change political economic reality and fix

Unknown Speaker  1:06:25   all the problems.

Unknown Speaker  1:06:26   I remember eight years ago, climate change was a bit scary. And the internet was incubating in embryonic. All right, but fast forward to today. 100 episodes later, congratulations.

Unknown Speaker  1:06:36   Everything is much worse. That's just dumb. Sorry. That's not how I am wanting that to come out.

Unknown Speaker  1:06:42   I'm just so sad that this is going to be the last one because like, the news is pretty slow at the moment. Not really anything to discuss, but he's hoping something interesting happened soon.

Unknown Speaker  1:06:55   I don't actually accept the premise of your celebration. If I did, I totally gratulations I would say

Unknown Speaker  1:07:01   what an incredible lucky country we are to have comedian lucky working but of course, it's all

Unknown Speaker  1:07:07   gossip and innuendo. So can't say any of that. You know, in talkback radio,

Unknown Speaker  1:07:12   we love hearing stories about Ozzy battlers people from struggle street who against the odds have had a go and managed to achieve something. And when I think about battlers, I think about Danny like an irrational fear. Despite all the challenges in front of Dan, he's managed to make irrational fear a success, and they've now clocked up 100 shows in a very real sense without this show, I wouldn't be where I am today, which is in a maximum security facility with a satellite orbiting the planet right now for I cannot be on the earth any longer.

Unknown Speaker  1:07:46   One guest appearance by me made possible but for a kid partly out of tangent. With a really stupid name. Dan, you don't go down good. My dad. Good. Now if you want to have more, you got another but a warning. Since the success of at home alone together, nothing's gone up. It's gonna cost you at least 10 bucks.

Unknown Speaker  1:08:08   Anyway. You know, keep up the podcast for some reason.

Unknown Speaker  1:08:11   Yeah. Have a

Unknown Speaker  1:08:13   very happy 100 celebration.

Unknown Speaker  1:08:15   Huge. Congratulations. I'm so proud of you.

Unknown Speaker  1:08:18   Well done. Congratulations, guys.

Unknown Speaker  1:08:21   You're a special little man. Congratulations.

Unknown Speaker  1:08:25   We love you.

Unknown Speaker  1:08:38   Thanks very much.

Hamish Blake  1:08:41   Like I know a lot of you know that I'm pretty hard hitting political guy. So I hope you have enjoyed the hors d'oeuvres and he's been really kick the head off a topic here. It is a real honour. It's a real honour to be on the show. Thank you Dan. Thank you Reverend honour to share the stage honour to be here on the 100th and you know i i don't even think that I just you know left my total last minute or anything like that. I was waiting like on a production line just looking at all the news of the week coming past just looking for the one with the hair in it looking for the one that I could grab. And I got the big one yesterday. I don't know if you guys have been watching the tennis but they've gotten rid of lines people did you know people say that it's done yet yeah. Thank you just said a bit louder for the audio no one else got one of those. Yeah, it's being stolen off is a COVID thing I think so not as big as Kim. Yeah. I've actually got more so we do need to get past because it's not actually a huge service COVID thing they just using the laser now they using Hawkeye Hawkeye live. It's called and they've got so when it's a fault or out it's a record voice that's yelling fault or out. But the talk is they're not bringing the lines people back. The robots are doing such a good job. That now there is a few dozen stern faced middle aged people in broad brim hats, who are very good at seeing when things are a little bit off who don't have a job? And yeah, I know what, and they're walking around the tennis and they'd have to do. I mean, I could probably just go they can probably look at people to see if they're a metre and a half apart and go 1.49. But it's not a and it is a bit like when supermarkets replaced checkout people with the robot checkouts, it's the same thing that's going on with lions people. Yeah, a couple of minutes sad. And then they didn't do the thing that they do in the supermarkets, which is they forced women, they forced the people to banks to teach you how to use the robot that was stealing its job. And I had to go Yeah, and so as you can see, it's very easy. And I'll shift so I didn't do that. That was a biggest kick in the pants. I haven't done that. However, however, that's the human cost. So there was a sad part of the story is actually the real information that came out. This is the bit that I grabbed out of all the clippings that I had on the bed and was like yes. It's it's made the news because there's a little bit of a devil in the detail here. So the maker of Hawkeye. This is the first time I've ever done research of insomnia. And he's the director of tennis. Bam. figurado. Right. He's done it with the agent, The Sydney Morning Herald. He says he's excited because with this technology that detects out and fault and you can get it to yell out using a robot voice. He said we can make it yell anything. He's like, you know, do you guys know about mp3 files? It doesn't have to be out and he doesn't he's like that's just Dennis telling us to do that. We This is these exact words because we can even make it yell Rolex or Kia. Like we can make it yell the sponsor when it lands out or it's a fault. It's a fucking cash Bonanza. All right, so I know it's one of those weird moments where you go hang on a sec, is you know, don't you know totally there's money involved in the game. Definitely the players aren't just out there because I love tennis and channel nines just showing to us every now because they thought we would be interested to see what the best tennis players are doing. Now there's a lot of cash it's been a crazy commercialism makes us sad because we're losing one of the traditional values of the game, which is people on the age yelling out and you know, curiosity yelling at them. It was like a science teacher versus like, you know, Daniel Wheeler back at my school and you know, the brand or the science teacher, so we don't have any more. Money has crept in manuscripts in and I know that makes people sad in sport. But here's we're gonna put all my cards on the table. I spent 15 years in commercial radio and television. I am trained to see opportunities. This is what we do. This is our bread and butter. I'm a fucking ninja at this. Have you heard the triple m football call? The bowl is sponsored. The stats sheet is sponsored. They don't even call them stats they call them hard Yeah, cuz

jakka does the stats so they go how many hot jackets have they made? That's the stat I can't believe we're still saying

here's the thing. Here's the thing there is I think there is a visit there's an issue though out and fault and negative terms like if your Rolex Okay, you don't want if something bad happens, you don't wanna be associated with that. So first step that I will give the geniuses is if Kia is in charge of it, you make the you make the fault call you make it a competitor lands out. It's the Hyundai Elantra is full of faults. If it's an alcohol on your Rolex you have tag while you're out rageous Lee bad value I don't want to tag on a Rolex let down by watch the Rolex but I think that's small potatoes as we say in the commercial biz. Out fault. Who cares? let you know someone else can have those if care and they are the main sponsor. If you really want to own this. have come up with an idea. Now Louis, I know you're going to get a free laptop. Previously. It hasn't happened. Well, I have asked many times. Yeah, but you've been sloppy because you didn't use brand names. You've got that ABC Wi Fi Well,

Unknown Speaker  1:14:43   yeah,

Unknown Speaker  1:14:43   I will.

Dan Ilic  1:14:44   I will get fired if I mention a brand name.

Hamish Blake  1:14:47   I thought that might be the case. My friend. I please mentioned here so much against you a car.

Unknown Speaker  1:14:55   He could I just jump in Could it be Land Rover

Hamish Blake  1:15:00   Why don't we start with the keyer? And we're gonna work our way up from there. I mean, we'd love to start listening from now. Okay. All right, he's, here's the thing, if there's one area that we can change that is boring, a little bit confusing in tennis, it's a scoring. No one knows what goes 15 1510 then how many is a guy, no one knows. No one knows. He won't miss it. No one. From now on, Louis, this is our freight, we want to hear this here. This man loses pitch to you about what you can do with the scoring. Okay? So instead of having the numbers and the games and stuff, it's all related to chaos. So love the score of zero. That's just walking that we call that walking now. You don't have a car. So you're it's the absence of cases. And you don't want to you want to you want to get past that. That was that would be a nightmare. And so the idea is you're building your care as the game goes on. So I know the old system was confusing, and this is a little confusing, but 15 Now we call wheels. Okay, he's on wheels. 30s engine 40 chassis, okay. Which is I don't know. I think it's Jesse.

Dan Ilic  1:16:25   Tennessee, Tennessee is French. So it's Jesse.

Hamish Blake  1:16:28   Jesse. That's so funny. So you're building the car. Oh, you only got the exterior of the body to go. Except so if you win the next point, you have a full Kia. However, for the 40 all because chassis chassis. In the old system that was juice in the new system, that's exterior options. Okay. So you get to players locked in exterior options. If you win the next point, you get metallic paint. Right? Then if you win that you've built your care Okay, so you've won one case for that equals a game as the set progresses. This is where it gets a little trickier. You name it sounds like game one game two. He's won three games he's won four games you don't say that anymore because there's no money in that. You now refer to each number of games corresponds to the ascending order of the key a range Okay, so if you just get good I know. If you've just won one game that's the Zippy and reliable key to that's the very capable Kia Rio then you go to the key of Serato The key is sell toss the key is potage. The sixth game is the luxurious Kia Sorento. And then if the set does go to the seventh game, that of course is the seventh carnival. And then you have won the set which is a collection of cars. So now you've now got a collection of cars. If you win the game, that's a fleet for the fleet. You don't win the game. Do you want to play the keys through the championship? Of course we just change that terminology. You've won the dealership like that's now what you win. And your opponent has to drive away no multiply.

Dan Ilic  1:18:02   Okay? It wasn't confusing. I think we all understood that.

Alice Fraser  1:18:17   You did not think I could find tennis more boring. And then you made it about cars and math.

Hamish Blake  1:18:25   Imagine you know that. One of the other big guys locked into Sorento. I mean

Dan Ilic  1:18:32   imagine a country he wouldn't even fit in the Sorento

Hamish Blake  1:18:36   that's just eat for those at home I'm doing the money symbol with

Alice Fraser  1:18:42   all this from Novak Djokovic throat punching lines person within

Hamish Blake  1:18:46   an hour or driving around. Now you're gonna love it. Can

Unknown Speaker  1:18:51   I just say I as I as a long term AVC employee that was so yeah. I felt I felt like I was learning a different language. therapy. Yeah, no, I thought I'd hide it but I loved it.

Hamish Blake  1:19:07   You'll learn to love it. Just say a few times and it just rolls off the tongue. I'll get you on to some.

Dan Ilic  1:19:26   Speaking of love, Gabby bolt has got one last song for us before we wrap up the night. Gabby.

Gabbi Bolt  1:19:32   Thank you. It's funny. Actually, I'm from Baptist. Note that got the word deserved. Which is it just means basically, I without a pandemic. I also just haven't seen people. Just my life but I have a tick tock account,

Yumi Stynes  1:19:47   which is

Unknown Speaker  1:19:48   Yeah, look. But

Gabbi Bolt  1:19:54   I have more followers than my hometown. So thanks. But basically, I I've been in the public eye and I'm not at all used to that. And so when I post online, sometimes people like to talk to me. And so I've written a song to thank those people. It's called Love Song for an in sell. And in parentheses, I think I'd get on with your mum. Yep, it's only downhill from here. Recently, the internet has become my new abode. And every time I put up a political post, I see something that catches my eye. A retweet from the sweetest can I've got three little words that he goes and stays referring me to all of his money to someone to look up to. But john,

would you bang. ignoring the fact that's not relevant, and ignoring the fact I'm greatly I've reached in bed and ignoring the disgusting sentiment, instead of a simple abuse of my autonomy. He could have tried to set the fucking scene for me. Tell me how we'd meet Tell me how you would treat me. But since you aren't, give me the courtesy. I'll do what must be done. I reckon we would meet on the street. You can call me from your bus stop seeing you would be surprised when I in fact, say hey, I'm super flattered that you want to see my rack denied asked you to take me on a date. I'll leave it I'll do it and I'll say, Hey, could you pick me up round eight. And you'll say you can't drive. That's why you're at a bus station. So I broke up to your house, which is an overstatement because your house is your mom's and you live in her basement, or wait with your mom for a while in the hallway. She seems real sweet. It's a shame her son is an ashtray. regard a potent or it complements well with your sweat at the door. And as we leave for an evening I've been looking for. I remember you've picked the menu and the menu and the seating. I stole that line from Hamilton. Please don't sue me. When we take to our chairs amongst the popcorn he and I asked what kind of film I'm in for. not surprised at all to hear it's by Tarantino. As we watch the list of all the films you've seen, though, you do go on to say that representation is not important. And diversity has ruined all the things you enjoy. And I feel unsafe. But for narrative sake, we have to get to that base. And we dim the lights down though. Well, actually, they're off. Oh, basements, not on the same circuit board. Even in the dark, your chest hair really just shines through. And I'm giving you all

Unknown Speaker  1:23:42   and you're crying.

Unknown Speaker  1:23:51   Really.

Gabbi Bolt  1:23:53   It's been a bit of a dig. I shouldn't be a dick, even in a hypothetical. So I hold you. You say your sexual performance is one of your biggest fears. You treat women like they're objects to distract from the fact you're probably bad at sex. And while I'm empathetic, I am not an idiot. I grind my stuff and run the fuck out of the basement. But I stopped to talk to your mom. Because honestly, she seems fun. But she doesn't seem to know. There's a sickness that exists within cyberspace most diagnoseable in patients who hide their face, hey, look around. It could be one of your mates who told me I shouldn't have opinions and to know my place where it's going good. My first mistake Thank you very much.

Unknown Speaker  1:24:50   That makes me feel way better. So as a woman if

Gabbi Bolt  1:24:54   you wish to share a point of view, be aware of the shitstorm that awaits you in the Reddit. forums in the Twitter hashtags in the YouTube comments, tick tock do it. The Facebook feed in the email junk box in the Insta DMS and in the post once I was doxed and

Unknown Speaker  1:25:13   taking account happy to

Gabbi Bolt  1:25:26   but none of that matters. He already rated me as six.

Unknown Speaker  1:25:55   Fantastic.

Dan Ilic  1:25:58   And now to talk that I did I spent 15 minutes trying to work out where do I put the so

Unknown Speaker  1:26:12   sorry.

Dan Ilic  1:26:14   There's so good Gabby, Gabby.

Unknown Speaker  1:26:20   Actually I forgot the words on purpose.

Gabbi Bolt  1:26:23   Because the words on purpose,

Alice Fraser  1:26:24   never apologise to being better than Louis.

Chris Taylor  1:26:29   You'll be apologising old.

Dan Ilic  1:26:34   Everybody, Louis is actually talking to someone else last night about the show and they're like, Oh, hey, Mitch, Mike's gonna be on it. I'm like, yeah, I'm following you. And they're like

Unknown Speaker  1:26:46   you now. I'm so

Hamish Blake  1:26:53   glad I got him before. Just on behalf of the Father. Wow, it feels great.

Dan Ilic  1:27:08   I wish the show was tomorrow like I thought. Now as a Victorian who lives in Sydney, I've always kind of felt like Switzerland in the Sydney Melbourne debate. I think they're both great. You know, Melbourne has the third and the 40. Sydney has the beaches and the beauty, but it was always one trump card that Melbourne had to play. When it came to its victory over Sydney hidden in a little laneway was a secret spot called crown casino.

Now as long as Sydney didn't have a crown casino, it would always be Melvin's poor cousin. Everyone knew it. It's all anyone talked about up here.

Unknown Speaker  1:27:47   Why don't we get a crowd? Where can I

Dan Ilic  1:27:52   go if I want to gamble and eat at restaurants that already exists pretty close by? Well, you could go to star casino I'd say the crown the city can never be king. And then, like a white knight riding in on his glimmering super yacht, James James Packer, he built a new crown right here. It would Herald a new dawn of subtle sophistication. Right here in the Emerald City. I'm talking a hidden tucked away

Unknown Speaker  1:28:33   22 hectares of land and almost impossible to spot 75 for casino and all owned and run by a family business. The Packers for a moment, Sydney was the happiest place on earth. And before I even got a chance to take my call Melbourne friends to barang or over a hit night of gambling.

Unknown Speaker  1:28:59   I find out

Dan Ilic  1:29:00   the crown can open in Sydney. Apparently some intern who calls himself a former Supreme Court Justice suddenly decided after an 18 month investigation, the crown is unsuitable to run a casino

because crown Casino in Melbourne has a long history of money laundering. Melbourne isn't that typical? Not only does it have the better restaurants it's

Unknown Speaker  1:29:27   better at money laundering.

Unknown Speaker  1:29:27   If I have to if I want a money launderer, I have to drive 10 hours down the U

Dan Ilic  1:29:34   turn my drug money into chips. It's outrageous. You know, Ban someone for money laundering. Remember last year when Westpac accidentally forgot to mention 19 point 5 million transactions of money laundering but gave

Unknown Speaker  1:29:47   them a little fine.

Unknown Speaker  1:29:48   No one went to prison. It was an accident. It was 19 point 5 million accidents. We crown only made one mistake one little money laundering mistake. Oops.

Unknown Speaker  1:30:04   has no

Dan Ilic  1:30:05   one's organised the junket for a triad gang to dump profits of crime for over a decade.

Look me in the eye and tell me I haven't done it.

Honestly,

telling crown they can't operate money laundering casinos. It's like telling Asha Gunzburg he can host TV. It's what they were born to do. Without crown jobs will be lost. Can you imagine the layoffs in the triad gangs?

Unknown Speaker  1:30:36   I want to be the

Unknown Speaker  1:30:37   guy at suddenlink who has to tell

Unknown Speaker  1:30:38   a hitman he can apply for a job caper. Not only will people not be able to launder money, help people gamble.

Unknown Speaker  1:30:46   Are you telling me people can just gamble on their phones?

Unknown Speaker  1:30:51   anytime on literally

Dan Ilic  1:30:52   anything. fashioned book by holidays that a travel agent. I bind my porn at a sex shop. And I like to gamble in a giant penis shaped building.

Unknown Speaker  1:31:07   I don't want to gamble on a machine that fits in my pocket. I want to gamble in a big machine filled with coins like a robot leprechaun. I'm worried about what will happen to the beautiful barangaroo if crown can open its casino. Usually when you're not allowed in a Sydney building. It's for a normal reason like it has cracks and it's about to fall down.

Dan Ilic  1:31:33   Right now in Sydney there is a 75 storey money laundering cop just sitting there. I mean, what are we gonna do with an empty building for the fucking crowd on top of it? limits the options or you rent it to crown lager is a bigger crime than money laundering.

What are we gonna do literally rented out to like

Unknown Speaker  1:32:03   a royal family. The closest

Dan Ilic  1:32:05   Australia has to royal families the Hemsworth hay barn house is nicer than barangaroo. If this nanny state won't let James Packer open his money laundering factory, I do actually have a few ideas of what we could do with the empty space. Now your average Twitter teardrop will tell you that it should be used for public housing or COVID quarantine hotels.

Unknown Speaker  1:32:26   How about this? It's got a lot of CCTV cameras. Big Brother house.

Unknown Speaker  1:32:35   If you think Crown's reputation is too bad for a TV network to film Big Brother. Keep in mind they used to film in a dream world.

Unknown Speaker  1:32:48   Just saying the standards low. Okay, it's not right to be brother. I hear your groans maybe another show Ninja Warrior right across the casino floor. The first person to jump over the jewel of the Nile swinging around a roulette wheel roll Snake Eyes crack open the vault and swim through a billion dollars of laundered money wins $50,000 the rest of the money goes to crown.

Dan Ilic  1:33:09   I don't like that idea. I

Unknown Speaker  1:33:10   got more. We all know that James Packer and Mariah Carey are well and truly over. Maybe it's not too late to rewrite the divorce. So Mariah gets barangaroo imagine

Lewis Hobba  1:33:22   Mariah Carey living alone in

a giant tower for the next 30 years. While the giant facade slowly decays one day and intrepid explorer wandering through the heat wasteland that was once Sydney machetes through the IV branches that have overtaken crowns revolving doors to find Mariah in rags. sauntering the empty hall singing All I want for Christmas is you while she minds eating a sumptuous feast off the empty plates in a deserted note.

Unknown Speaker  1:33:58   Yes, it

Unknown Speaker  1:33:59   is an excellent idea.

Unknown Speaker  1:34:02   But it's not as good as money laundering.

Lewis Hobba  1:34:06   Just like crowns should be allowed to launder money just like they do in Melbourne. I'm sick of Sydney being number

Unknown Speaker  1:34:12   two.

Lewis Hobba  1:34:12   Do you know that New South Wales isn't even the state with the most amount of poker machines in the world? Guess what number we are? The two you know who number one is Nevada?

Unknown Speaker  1:34:24   First the store wins

Unknown Speaker  1:34:25   the rugby league and now this

Dan Ilic  1:34:27   crown casino simply must be allowed to operate in Sydney. I mean they even let Western Australia have a crown casino that's a state where you hit a jackpot anytime you dig a hole. Sydney doesn't pick up its game Soon. Soon. We'll have nothing I mean, we'll

Unknown Speaker  1:34:44   have one casino but what do we Hobart

Unknown Speaker  1:34:50   we've already lost the curse ship business.

Unknown Speaker  1:34:52   Don't take away our culture.

Unknown Speaker  1:34:57   We need a friendly place with a carpet. That reminds you of funky fruit funeral parlour

Unknown Speaker  1:35:02   with lighting that

Unknown Speaker  1:35:02   says What time is it? Who cares? And a car park full of family waggons with the windows down just enough for the kids

Unknown Speaker  1:35:09   to breathe. I hope personally I don't see the day when there's a real estate agent out the front of barangaroo auctioning it off, and if I do 2.2 billion is actually not a bad price for an apartment, Sydney. So thank you so much.

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Dan Ilic  2:36   Tonight fake news has been named the word of the decade by mccory dictionary the Oxford Dictionary has reached out to clarify that it's actually two words and having missed out on any of the 170 $7 million bushfire recovery Fund. The Heritage listed Blue Mountains realised they made the mistake of not being a Rugby League club from Queensland with a women's team that doesn't exist. And Tanya plibersek confrontation with Craig Kelly over vaccine conspiracies had the liberal backbencher needing to apply hydroxychloroquine for those harsh burns. It's the fifth of February and it's a historic and proud day for irrational fear podcasts. This is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational v. I'm your host, Dan Ilic, former CEO of amazon.com. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight, a man who decided that it was simply too risky to come to so called Sydney to do our 100th anniversary live show. So he could say in Melbourne instead it's the Sultan of satire is Sammy Sha Sami. Are you a COVID coward?

Sami Shah  3:51   I am indeed a COVID coward only because I have a daughter and I and I parent week on week off, like so many divorced parents do in this day and age. And so if I get stuck there for one extra day, or two or three, it's good to have everyone's schedules and I just don't risk it. And I'll be honest, I just don't trust sydneysiders you've got your eyes every time every day that goes by without Sydney somehow causing the end of the world

Ben van Beurden  4:21   but also you I don't know why that would be a surprise.

Dan Ilic  4:23   And this week marks her 10th year in Parliament House Press gallery yet she is yet to see parole its friend of the podcast Sharla madora Shalala 10 years that is a long time to be giving your your self to the Australian Parliament House Press gallery and

Shalialah Medhora  4:38   I must have done something really bad, you know to get. I mean, Sammy, if you feel that suicide is a shifty God knows what you must think of people who work in house is very very shifty bunch.

Dan Ilic  4:53   And it's the man who refuses to line up for anything. It's Louis haba.

Ben van Beurden  4:58   I mean, that's accurate, but also you I don't know why that would be a surprise. Like I don't know yet why finding apps for idiots

Dan Ilic  5:05   coming up a little later on, we're going to be crossing live to me and to hear how young people are coping with the military decision to give up on that whole democratic process thing, after just being five years in opposition will ask what can the Alp learn from the Burmese military junta. But first a message from our sponsor?

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Dan Ilic  6:59   Firstly tonight Collingwood Football Club is according to long standing president Eddie McGuire not racist but has problems with systemic racism. What's the difference? Well, not even any could phone a friend to find out. A report on the failures of the football club to deal with systemic racism was delivered to the club in December. And in classic Hollywood defensive form, they promptly buried it. It was then leaked to a journalist who's gonna publish it this week. So once you get on the backfoot callingwood President Eddie McGuire got out ahead of the story and held a 15 minute press conference to announce that it was a proud and an historic day for the club. Historic

Unknown Speaker  7:33   yes

Dan Ilic  7:33   proud. It's the kind of proud of three year old has after they've made a mural with their own faeces in the living room wall. I think the do better report says a few things like there's a gap between what the club stands for and what it does. what it stands for, of course, is winning football games. What it does is winning football games while being racist. The report acknowledges that Collingwood does do some great stuff in the community like programmes around homelessness, it's just that it does that at the same time as being racist. The report also says that whenever racism is reported, racists in charge are too busy thinking racist thoughts to hear the reports they forget what was reported so no one thinks they're racist fear mongers Is this a proud and historic day for Collingwood? Sami.

Sami Shah  8:19   One of the things you have to understand is that Eddie didn't never get a chance to tell us exactly what he was proud off. You know, he said he was proud. We don't realise he is proud. And he's rightfully proud of the racism in the club of how good they are, how efficiently they've done it over the years. Have you had a game plan and you stuck to that game plan no matter what came their way? You know, that requires effort concentration. Here's the crazy thing. The thing that upsets me the most about this whole story is that I now have to talk about footy. And I do not care about Pakistan and I don't give a shit about cricket. Why would I ever give a footy The only way I could ever have a sinkhole opened up under the MCG, all the teams, all the players, all the supporters and fans, and the overall IQ of this country went up significantly. Until that happens, I would like to avoid took my footie But somehow, because it addresses racism involves racism. I now have to talk about this repulsive sport run by an absolutely repulsive group of human beings.

Shalialah Medhora  9:25   Well, if the racist was gonna come after you because of the colour of your skin, it's definitely the AFL comments that are gonna send them

Sami Shah  9:32   the way I figured they're coming off, someone's coming off at some point anyway, so far and wide and just get as many people as possible

Dan Ilic  9:41   as a born and bred jilong man on na n and a lifetime jilong fan. I always been a huge fan of 40 and the racism in 40 years is huge. It's out of control. And Eddie McGuire. Like we've all seen the when he said Hold. We mentioned a radio that, you know Adam Goodes should go and say King Kong, there's like, he has been terrible this whole time. And it is often, with all issues like to do with race, you'd often say, it isn't a black and white issue. But with Collingwood, it literally is it's the colours of their jerseys. So there's really nothing that he can say to get around that, but it is you could sort of see what a normal person without that history might be trying to say in that moment, like, not proud but like, acknowledging these issues is is important, but I mean, what a butchering, for a person who talks professionally, constantly. What an absolute nightmare.

Sami Shah  10:38   Can I just give you a short list of some of the things that Eddie McGuire has said, you know, badly in the past. So for example, there's the time he like you said called Adam said Adam Brooks should promote kingkong when he joked about drowning AFL journalists Caroline Wilson, when he made homophobic remarks about a male figure skaters when he called john l Mozi. asked when he should be boning Nine Network presented Jessica roll and called Western Sydney, the land of the falafel these are all humongous acts of racism, homophobia, misogyny, from one man whose career has done nothing but benefit from this. So why would you stop at this point?

Shalialah Medhora  11:19   gaslighter in chief, really, isn't he luck? By saying no, no, there's no racism. It's like, Who are you trying to fool with all of these comments like honestly, your that's what you say on the record? Can you imagine what goes on behind the scenes in that particular club? Like it's massively gaslighting on the national level?

Dan Ilic  11:38   Well, I think it's absolutely clear that Eddie is clearing the decks and he's absolutely ready for a career in national politics.

Sami Shah  11:45   I don't think he could afford the pay cut, to be very honest. I mean, the man with a Rolex Daytona on his wrist, that's 100 and something $1,000 watch, he has a TV show, he has a radio show, he has all of these things, going into politics would be a massive step down for him at this point.

Dan Ilic  12:04   To get that kind of watch, you have to work in Australia Post and that's, that's a sideways step. That is a sideways step. It's interesting that had 18 recommendations in the report. And if you've managed to read it, I've summarised them all down to five, it is one learn about racism. Two, don't be racist. Three, if there's racism going on, stop it, and get rid of it for tell everyone not to be a racist five, and get people of colour and First Nations people into leadership positions. So that next time you might not actually be a racist by accident,

Sami Shah  12:37   will never be accomplished. We can actually cross that one out right now.

Dan Ilic  12:40   You don't think that'll be done? I think this is happening in organisations all over the country right now.

Shalialah Medhora  12:45   I actually think that's the first thing that they'll do. But they'll put in a figurehead person, like they did at this particular press conference had a woman of colour First Nations woman there to mop up the mess of all the racists basically, to be the figurehead to be like, Look, we're not so bad, we've got a person, we've got a First Nations person here sitting next to us, we can't be that bad. That's the first thing they do. And then that poor person gets stuck with the burden of not only having to deal with racist incidents in their organisation, but then also cleaning up the mess of those racist incidents.

Dan Ilic  13:16   I mean, they could always just hire Sam Newman in blackface.

Sami Shah  13:28   Interesting to see the list of all the different things they're about as effective and as as innovative in their approach to dealing with racism as when you were in third grade. And your teacher said, if someone bullies you say, Stop it, I don't like it. Yeah, I

Dan Ilic  13:43   mean, that this is exactly the bullying policy, high school, this actually it's actually the same point. It's so baffling. And so it's so crazy that we have to give this to proper adults to read.

Lewis Hobba  13:55   So someone who is one of the craziest things in terms of like the media cycle of it, is that after about 24 hours, Eddie McGuire was no longer the main focus of this problem. It was Wiley Dali, because of I don't know, he's obviously that that particular thing he did on the project. It was called out by the wonderful Amir Raman at the time, and everyone was like, This is trash at the time. And now it's been brought back up and everyone's like, it's still trash. And you know, hopefully like while he does say something about it, but it is pretty wild that like the front page of news calm is like Waleed Lee responsible for Collingwood's racism.

Unknown Speaker  14:32   going on.

Dan Ilic  14:33   Perhaps some criticism from an unconventional quarter is the voice actor john DiMaggio. You may have heard this guy he's from. He's from incredible animated series like Futurama. Here he is. This is him here standing outside his Hollywood home holding his magpies cap next to his bins.

John Di Maggio  14:52   Well, hello, internet. And hello, everybody in Australia. You know when I was there, I had a lot of fun I was able to go to a couple of Ozzy footy games, and it was awesome. But then I come to learn that the team that I went to go see has been practising systemic racism for many, many years and have had racist practices and all kinds of shit like that. So I am standing on the right side and that can go into garbage. Because I don't play that shit. And don't worry, I'm not going back in there because there's dogshit in there. And I just opened up It stinks. They're picking it up tomorrow so bye bye. Sorry Collingswood Football Club. Your upper management are Philippines. Bye.

Unknown Speaker  15:57   Didn't see that coming. And that was

Dan Ilic  16:02   that was great.

Ben van Beurden  16:04   Instead, I'm gonna go back to good old American tape. The Washington Redskins

Sami Shah  16:10   did call it Collingswood, which is

Dan Ilic  16:13   ruin it for everyone that ruined

Unknown Speaker  16:15   irrational fear at McGuire

Unknown Speaker  16:17   address the board room and for three or four minutes spoke about the way that he handled that report yesterday and says that he regrets the way it was interpreted irrational fear.

Dan Ilic  16:29   Next fear the next story is probably about the luckiest unluckiest person in the news this way, everyone.

Unknown Speaker  16:35   Oh,

Dan Ilic  16:38   Jesus. No, I got Sorry about that. Yes, there's a teenager in the UK who is slowly coming out of 10 months long coma who has no knowledge of the pandemic despite also getting COVID twice in hospital now this kid is not going to know what the tiger King is. He's not gonna know about the capital insurrection. He's probably barely heard of glass animals heatwave? He's not the person that you're going to want to have on your next trivia team. That is for sure. Fear mongers. To what extent is a story like this worry you for the effectiveness of vaccines shy? Oh, I

Shalialah Medhora  17:16   just think this story is amazing. Like it sounds like one of those Hollywood sort of thrillers where someone's in a coma for a while and they wake up out of it and the whole world's change. Because Could you imagine like walking down the street? No one's in any shops or anything. No one's on the streets. Everyone's wearing masks. All of a sudden, you just like have a woken up in some sort of pandemic movie? Is that what's happening? Like, it will be terrifying hand sanitizers sold out like what? No one needs to use it in 2019 I just think it's I think it's a really amazing story. And this guy would just have so much to catch up on

Dan Ilic  17:52   we've all seen the movie insane. Oh, man, this guy is stoked on can't man. I can't wait for the film.

Ben van Beurden  17:57   I don't think anyone should tell him. Like I think he should get moved to just some like a place where there are no people like put him in, in like Canberra. And just like, let let him let him either find out for himself or leave his life blissfully unaware. Like he's got the antibodies. He's been done twice. He's probably fine. Give him a vaccine. Let him go and let him be the one happy person left in the planet.

Sami Shah  18:22   I think the movie you're referencing is the mistake of Encino Man, what you should be thinking of is 27 days later, which is in which a man wakes up from a coma to discover that all over the world has been taken over by zombies. And I feel like this is a golden opportunity. This is where we all start scaring the crap out of this guy by chasing after him making grouting sounds and pretending to eat each other. Just really give him a real sense of fear and panic for a little while. Before we can all collectively have that laugh. It'll bring us together.

Lewis Hobba  18:55   It reminds me right at the start of the pandemic. One of my favourite stories with one of the best people of all time, was when Jared Leto came back from a two month yoga retreat. And it had been a silent it'd be a silent yoga retreat. So none of the people running their retreat had been able to tell anyone what was happening. So Jared Leto just like wandered back in from his like little town and he was like Hey guys, we shoot any new DC film What's up? He's like I've

Unknown Speaker  19:25   never done

Lewis Hobba  19:29   I was like, as always, I'd love to be Jared Leno.

Dan Ilic  19:32   It could also go the other way. I really like the the film goodbye linen. Do you guys remember that? That film is about about some grand grandkids of a grandmother who tried to grandmother wakes up from a coma but she loves Star Wars so much that that the kids had to pretend the Berlin Wall was still up and then the USSR was still kind of in full motion so they had to do this huge sham. It could go the other way. as well, but yeah,

Shalialah Medhora  20:01   yeah, you would have to bring back the 2019 vibes by like taking that look of despair off our face, which will be really difficult to do because I think people have aged probably 10 years in the last 12 months. So I think that's gonna be particularly difficult to like, bring back that like optimistic glow to everyone that we used to have in 2019 Oh no, we're

Dan Ilic  20:20   gonna have to pretend Donald Trump is still president. That's terrible.

Sami Shah  20:25   We don't know what his political leanings are. He may be an ultra mega person, huge Trump supporter. And him coming out of the coma is one of the worst thing the worst thing that's happened, you know, hoping she'll be back in.

Shalialah Medhora  20:39   The good thing about him is he's in the UK, right? And they're still part of like, Brexit still hasn't properly happened. So he's like, nothing has changed there. You don't have to pretend in any way that anything is different. In that sense,

Dan Ilic  20:53   kid, I've got some bad news. The good news is you're awake. The bad news is you can't go to your house in Spain anymore. 

Ben van Beurden  20:59   You know. I think if you talk about cash flow, I think we came in more or less as per expectation $6.6 billion for the quarter i think is a resilient number. But indeed, the year was a very tough year. Let's be honest, a very painful year.

Unknown Speaker  21:15   This is a rational

Dan Ilic  21:16   fear. Here's the third fear of the week striking the balance of you know how to pay hotel quarantine workers is become a bit of a big problem. Don't pay them enough. They've got to take second jobs in the gig economy like in Western Australia, or pay them too much and they indulgent ethics, social lives that can endanger others. And you case of COVID and Victoria has has has come about now this guy was a hotel quarantine worker. And while his infectious he had a bit of a journey on Saturday, he went not to one but to sporting clubs on Sunday had a big shopping day. He went not to one but to Kmart and the calls for good measure, presumably because he thought his temperature would go down down. On Monday. He also went to Bunnings hardware and a Golf Academy. on a Monday he went to a Golf Academy on a Monday if I was into profiling, I'd say that this hotel quarantine worker had the habits of a retired AFL footballer. How do we strike the balance here guys? How do we strike the balance between you know pay how folks too much they have a good time or under pay them that they they endanger the lives of others? Either way? It's dangerous.

Shalialah Medhora  22:23   I'm just really surprised he didn't go to a Thai restaurant because that's like the one thing that's tied to everyone else who's like everbridge quarantine. It's like Nah, man Thai restaurant,

Unknown Speaker  22:33   why not?

Sami Shah  22:34   I do have a lot of sympathy for the two k mods thing because I've been in that situation where like you want one specific thing from K mod you go all the way to came on to get it and then fine and they're out but then they call up someone that like actually is available in the other Kmart across the city and you're like but now I must have it because I'm on a quest and you do the drive so I'm nothing but simply in support for him. It's funny I keep the gold thing helped me a lot because normally when these cases happened with the child quarantine workers and staff and such of the security guards particularly I assume that they must be brown because it's I know it's a lot of guys like me from India from Pakistan working in these spaces. But the moment you mentioned the golf centre, I was ignited definitely a wind you like that. But overall, he did a great job. He tracked everywhere he went, he made sure everyone knew where he was going. And he made sure that he notified everyone got tested accordingly. So you know, if we have more gel quarantine workers like him, that was great. Lisa Neville MP said and Victoria question time today,

Dan Ilic  23:39   the hotel quarantine worker had, quote, an amazing phone with a map that tells him everywhere he's been it's better than the Commonwealth's COVID safe app, I assume. I assume that was just Google Maps ride.

Shalialah Medhora  23:53   Safe app is not a hard benchmark to me.

Ben van Beurden  23:56   It is like it does feel like a hotel quarantine workers need to be told about online shopping. You don't need to go to Kmart. You don't need to go to any Kmart Kmart comes to you. It's a Melbourne thing you're

Sami Shah  24:09   in Sydney you don't get it we spent months of just doing online shopping. If I have to click to purchase one more thing I lose my mind to India to buy the right spices now just to make sure I get out of the house.

Dan Ilic  24:26   Well with an anthem for melburnians in their current rampant case of COVID Gaby Bolton Beck show have these for us.

Mel Silva  24:32   Hi everyone.

I'm Mel silver, and I like

Dan Ilic  24:35   sorry, every day. I have this sorry Beck show and Gabby both have this for us.

Gabbi Bolt  24:49   came out in mind. I was told to get a test and isolate. But instead I thought I would go And see what I can buy of useless subjects cheaply made I started feeling my temperature it rose at four k Mart's in one for Kmart I would stop at three but you would not believe it. They'd all run out of tissues The only thing that I was needing so I went to Kmart for I mean it's not like I have got COVID Craig Kelly's Facebook told me it's and see the shit I got on

Unknown Speaker  26:02   board

Unknown Speaker  26:06   don't scan person left my mom on my trip to 4k Martin

Dan Ilic  26:39   beautiful stuff there from Gabby Bolden Beck show really good.

Sami Shah  26:45   You know what's bizarre is how none of this ever revealing anything too surprising about people like everyone's trips in COVID in COVID tracking have been boring. It's never been someone who goes to a six story shop and then goes to the aquarium and then goes

Shalialah Medhora  27:00   except except question mark over the the borrow. I think it's borrowed. It's the one in Sydney where they found six people in one household to a spouse's three with children. And then there's this one mysterious one that no one's been able to answer. And that we all we all are like, throwing wild kind of suggestions like could be the second wife could be the mistress that lives in the hallway like no one actually knows. And they're refusing to answer what it is. So it's just like letting our imagination go crazy over what it could potentially be Professor

Dan Ilic  27:35   Plum with a petri dish.

Ben van Beurden  27:38   That was a sex potty and colac at one point. I remember I remember thinking Skalak, least sexy plus, think

Unknown Speaker  27:49   that's a matter for the Queensland Government. I mean, that's a matter for the cranium. That's a matter that I'll always with other premiers and ministers. That's really a question to the premium. That's a matter of I'm happy to take up with the other premiers and chief minister's irrational fears.

Dan Ilic  28:02   The 2020s continued to be a bumper time for autocratic regimes after five years of democracy the military in Myanmar has had enough and despite designing a form of government where they still have veto control and and and guaranteed a quarter of the seats in parliament, they've decided that losing an election to the rolling National Democratic league who won over 80% of the vote was just a little too embarrassing. democratic nations all around the world express their dismay, the military coup, except, you know, one thing that China did say was they they called it a cabinet reshuffle, which I thought was interesting. Our next guest is a representative of the emerging minimizer young entrepreneur and a small business owner. We became friends with the Obama leadership Asia Pacific convening in 2019. murkier through Welcome to irrational fear.

Unknown Speaker  28:51   Thank you.

Dan Ilic  28:51   Mayor, tell us what is the what's the feeling like right now and where you are in Yangon.

Unknown Speaker  28:57   So we all like stress and angry at the same time. We all feel better, we're not really afraid. Yeah. So it's all our dreams and future like, Oh, God, like it's crashed. So we lost?

Dan Ilic  29:12   Is this something that you've kind of expected for some time? Not

Unknown Speaker  29:17   really? Not overnight? So we'd wake up normally on Monday morning, and then all of a sudden like the military coupe took over the country and they found their own government.

Dan Ilic  29:27   How did you find out and how did you react like what what were you doing at the time Take us through that moment.

Unknown Speaker  29:32   So I got an email from my walk about the coop and and also learn by customer he told me about about the news. And people are like, oh, we're all bandings buying like they they they came to my shop. So a lot of people came and then they all like they don't really know what what do you do? Like we all like entertain? We like we Yeah, no emotion at that time. And now we all like angry. Yeah. it what

Dan Ilic  29:58   what kind of am resist Can you do safely kind of given, given what's happened in COVID? Given how the regime is so autocratic? What kind of things can you do to kind of show resistance to this moment

Unknown Speaker  30:10   as people walk in for their like government other like, stuff, they are sure, like civil disobedience. And also like every day at 8pm we are like, banging our pod to show the resistant against the military coup.

Dan Ilic  30:24   That's great every day at 8pm I make a podcast so that's, that's, you know, we all do our own bit, I guess.

Ben van Beurden  30:32   Man, it's it's wild, dude. What does it feel like now? Does it feel like there is a possibility for change for you? Or like, do you feel hopeless? What Where are you right now?

Unknown Speaker  30:42   Oh, still a bit hopeless. But now, today, like the opposition party, they held their own they for their own government. So they had their their own Parliament? member we don't know what will happen. Like,

Sami Shah  30:57   at this point of the has the new military government announced any, you know, any new rules and regulations in terms of censorship in terms of any of those things? Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  31:07   yeah. Yeah. Starting from Monday, they tried to cut off all the internet and Facebook, and all the telephone lines were cut off. And that is it was restaurant. But today, like they announced the the issue and the notification to the light service provider to stop to do better Facebook. And also to try to block the VPN. So we are now using Facebook through the VPN, when they're trying to also like get off PBS. So they may also cut off at the Internet. So

Dan Ilic  31:35   that's so interesting. Like, it must have been strange for the military to kind of get a grasp of that and kind of understand how to how to, in effect kind of stop communications pre because the internet is pretty new in me MRI, like it's like a the last five years. It's it's kind of just come in. And and the military previously didn't have to do too much to kind of shut down communications. But now, the internet is this tool that's everywhere. And it must be so strange for them to kind of shut it off.

Unknown Speaker  32:04   Yeah, yeah. And also the they also like using the internet, right, like the military also using Facebook as a tool to to spread rumours and to do good for the country. So and so now people are migrating to Twitter. We are now using Facebook now. Really? That's

Dan Ilic  32:22   so fascinating. So Facebook has become the malevolent tool of the military, I guess I guess Facebook's got a really chequered history, particularly with Rohingya population and stuff like that from from the last few years in Myanmar,

Unknown Speaker  32:39   they use Facebook as the to, to like also to spread rumours. And also like the Rohingya conflict, what started like true also true Facebook, right? They spread false new style, like protesting and going against each other. Like,

Dan Ilic  32:53   what kind of safeguards are there on Twitter versus Facebook? Do you know I don't

Sami Shah  32:59   know, it's more about accessibility. I mean, so for example, in I remember in when, when the masculine Rangers had started, it was WhatsApp, not even Facebook, that was really the problem. And you know, are you seeing the kind of same stuff happening? My question, though, is, is this tatuajes? You know, loyalists? Are they the ones who are now bringing this stuff about, again, after all these years? Or is this a whole new group of Army people who have no connection with previous military hunters?

Unknown Speaker  33:27   It's, it's not new, like people like they like successor right now. Yeah. So that, that maybe they maybe they may think that then the old military General, like, if he thinks he is too soft on the country, so are also like they they start to think that they have their ambitions also to solve the Civil War, like, within the country on the attempts. But you may not have been, really so

Shalialah Medhora  33:54   I was just gonna ask what you think the international community should be doing about this? I mean, I know Australia, occasionally weighs in to what, you know, what could potentially be issues in Myanmar, but doesn't really have too much of a skin in the game. What do you think countries like Australia should be doing

Unknown Speaker  34:15   to spread more news about what they have them about the military government and do do maybe due to sanctions related businesses? Not essentially the whole country idea would not be really effective? And also to support maybe the if there's a Birla government to support the parolee government, right, do do kind of acknowledge that they're probably a government. The idea would be very, very important.

Dan Ilic  34:41   Do you think the government you know, they're meeting currently outside and kind of an informal fashion? Do you think they are a safe Do you or do you think that we'll probably get arrested again,

Unknown Speaker  34:51   that's not really safe, they are like nebuta wishes that capital is where the military is based. So Yeah, it may not be safe like,

Ben van Beurden  35:03   and do you feel safe like a people like you, you know who I can directly connect to the government safe? Do you feel safer at the moment? No.

Unknown Speaker  35:13   It's like going back to the past. Like, we don't know who is who. And yeah, we don't know like we have to take out ourselves because it's something even if something happened there's no one to do like safe as

Dan Ilic  35:27   you say you've lived in an autocratic regime. Yeah. Are you counting your time in Melbourne as autocratic under debt?

Sami Shah  35:39   No, the what is funny was watching funny really, but like it was a weird kind of deja vu. When I saw the footage when they made the announcement of the military takeover in Burma in Myanmar. It was on the news over there, like a news anchor makes the announcement. And it was very much the same of what I saw, you know, growing up when Pervez Musharraf took over. And prior to that whenever we'd have like one military, one, one, you know, the government, the military stepped in and kicked out one to the Democratic Party and brought in another one or that it's always the state news that used to bring you that news. It's kind of bizarre to see that again. But also, what we're seeing is so true, that feeling in the first few days of no one knows what's going on. Because the people who put these plans into action discover very quickly that nothing goes according to plan. And then they scramble to make things fit either their plan or make up a new plan. So until they unveil what they actually want, who's in charge, how it will work out. You just hope for the best and it never works out for the best it's going to be military dictatorships aren't known for their kindness and their light touch and and their tolerance for dissent. So, you know, mingma has got a long road ahead of it. Unfortunately, it's a road it's been all before. Me, I

Dan Ilic  36:54   saw reports that as soon as the military took over, they started putting propaganda across broadcast television and radio, and things like that. When you heard that and saw that did you go Gee, this is really dated.

Unknown Speaker  37:08   Yeah. It's like no, we're not Korea, right?

Lewis Hobba  37:16   update your propaganda.

Dan Ilic  37:17   Man. What's one thing that as waken to read, read regular Australians do to kind of support you. What's one thing that you know, people listening to this people on Twitter? What's one thing that we could do to help you?

Unknown Speaker  37:31   I don't, I don't really know, what other people can do for us.

Ben van Beurden  37:38   Other people that you follow at the moment on on Twitter or Facebook, or people who are getting out good information?

Unknown Speaker  37:44   Oh, no, no, no, no, not really. But other people are like trying to post on like Facebook, or like, Rihanna recently tweeted about Nima. And we hold the other celebree will also follow and spread that awareness about what's happening inside the country. Yeah.

Sami Shah  38:04   Yeah, at this point between Rihanna tweeting about Myanmar and then reactivating the form of protest in India. She's literally the only person on the international stage talking about things that need to be talked about. So more power to do that. As always, as always, we

Dan Ilic  38:18   need to get Shannon all on the case in Australia to tweet about me and her and the farmers.

Unknown Speaker  38:28   It isn't fair.

Lewis Hobba  38:29   I don't feel good about it. That I

Dan Ilic  38:31   know I back it I back off. Back a good pun. That was great. me Oh, thank you so much for joining us on rational v. I hope you stay safe. I hope you stay safe. And I hope your internet connection stays up so you can keep talking to the world about what's happening there.

Unknown Speaker  38:45   Also, yeah, yeah,

Dan Ilic  38:46   yeah. That is it for irrational fear. Big thanks to our guests. Lewis Ave. Semi Shah. shilada. dollar mirror through. Do you guys have anything to plug? shilada? Do you want to plug anything?

Unknown Speaker  38:56   Not really. No,

Shalialah Medhora  38:58   I can't I went for the IBC so probably shouldn't

Dan Ilic  39:01   listen to hack on Triple J. You know, that's what you gotta do. Semi Shah, you. You got Melbourne Comedy Festival shows coming up.

Sami Shah  39:09   I do indeed a comedy festival show coming up at the moment and fashion Comedy Festival starts in March on the 24th I believe. So buy tickets to that that's available. And also I have a Patreon. Much like everyone else on the planet right now. It's your only real source of income. So patreon.com slash Sangeetha.

Dan Ilic  39:29   Mia, do you want to plug anything? Do you have a Patreon?

Unknown Speaker  39:31   Or at least even though meet the international folks to to spread awareness and to do a stop the ability government from doing what they're doing. So we need your help.

Dan Ilic  39:44   Yeah. And Louis, what

Lewis Hobba  39:45   have you got to plug Daniel? Next Thursday in a week's time in Sydney. There is a wonderful show that if it were me I would be selling my firstborn for tickets for that is irrational fears. 100 episodes It's a it's got all the hits. It's got all the guests. It's got everything we mentioned at the start of the show. I'll be getting a free laptop from a member of the audience going on.

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Unknown Speaker  0:04   Okay, Louis, how are you?

Lewis Hobba  0:05   I'm very well Daniel, how are you?

Dan Ilic  0:07   Happy New Year.

Lewis Hobba  0:09   And same to you. How's how's summer? How's life you're looking? I can't believe you're looking 10 because your light is so bright that you actually look like you've got a post apocalyptic tan.

Dan Ilic  0:20   Yeah, that's right. Well, I have been in a bunker for the last four years, so I don't know exactly what's happened, but I've emerged like a sakata and I'm ready to get my F on Yeah.

We are back. This is Episode 98. Which means Louis Episode 100 is coming up very soon. We've got a live show with Alice Fraser Gabby bolts Sammy Sha. Lewis. You're doing it I believe. I hope Great.

Lewis Hobba  0:45   Thank you again, I love to I love to hear what I'm doing on the internet.

Dan Ilic  0:49   Also, DJ Tom loud is playing the show aka hot dog Time Machine. Chris Taylor is joining us and I've got a I've got a hint of a special guest. Who will I've been trading emails with Louis to see if they would also do the show. I'll give you give. I'll give you a hint. When I

Lewis Hobba  1:05   already know they use emails.

Dan Ilic  1:10   He's recently moved to Sydney.

Lewis Hobba  1:13   Matt Damon, no, no,

Dan Ilic  1:15   there's no Matt Damon. It's not Sacha Baron Cohen. But he does facilitate people putting toys together on television.

Lewis Hobba  1:22   Oh, interesting. Interesting.

Dan Ilic  1:25   He is your professional competitor. Sometimes. I mean, let's be honest. Sometime again.

Lewis Hobba  1:30   I are not competitors. He is so much more successful than me. I would be surprised if he was aware that we are competitive.

Dan Ilic  1:37   There we go. So February 10. Giant wolf in Sydney. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on gadigal land in the urination sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the show.

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Dan Ilic  2:03   Tonight Scott Morrison scolds cricket Australia for acknowledging indigenous genocide by saying isn't changing one word in the anthem enough, and while Steve Bannon was pardoned by Donald Trump, only one of his seven shirts will be loud out of prison. And Kamala Harris becomes the 47th president of America on Oh, sorry, false alarm. I read that wrong. It's still riding. It's the 22nd of January a new day has dawned in America. This is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear. I'm your host, former owner operator of the greater wynwood exotic animal Park Dan Ilic. Joining us to hold our hands through the toughest of stories this week is an American expat who refuses to acknowledge that the Trump administration ever happened. You may have heard him on TGI F. It's Tommy Jane, can I tell me Hello to you. As an American How you feeling today?

Tommy Dean  3:07   I'm feeling relieved. I'm feeling like we're moving forward to borrow an Australian phrase which we should borrow more of. Like a time for unity is here but i think i think that only because Joe Biden said unity so many times it's on my mind.

Dan Ilic  3:25   And she's on a quest to meet the king of spin so far, buying out a billboard and having a hit track with collabs from flume and j flip isn't getting his attention. Who knows it's listening to French fries. Listen to what will be enough to get Shane one's attention.

Froomes (Lucinda Price)  3:39   Um, well, I got it last night he started following me.

Dan Ilic  3:42   This is this is breaking news here irrational fear.

Froomes (Lucinda Price)  3:47   It took me five years, five years of messaging back and forth but now he will be my husband.

Dan Ilic  3:54   And finally is a man with legs that just won't quit. It's

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Lewis Hobba  4:03   it's summer. Obviously if you listen to this podcast in six months, it's American Summer. It's always summer somewhere baby. But one thing I wear shorts you know? That's Call me crazy man.

Dan Ilic  4:15   If you follow if you follow Louis on Instagram, you got some great solid takes ahead of you.

Lewis Hobba  4:20   Thank you so yeah, get him get involved, please. I don't Shane Walters and following me. You know, I will say that every every time I wear shorts, someone asked me if I'm just gone for a run and it's because I have it's because my dumb legs so skinny. All right.

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Dan Ilic  4:45   Coming up later in the podcast, I have a chat with us basis train reporter Brad blanks from his washington dc hotel where he was Oh, so close to the Joe Biden inauguration. You could hear his pacemaker. But first a message from this week's sponsor

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Dan Ilic  6:05   All right. Let's get stuck into the first fear is the Australian Open tennis tournament or a reeducation camp? tennis players are some of the world's most privileged individuals and yet, because a few of them just brought a little bit of Coronavirus into the country with them. They've gone and got their balls in a knot feed mungus should they be complaining about being stuck in quarantine? Tommy Dane.

Tommy Dean  6:27   Yes, yes, yes, they should. Why would we know they are there. But a lot of us overlook about the professional tennis player is they only exist four times a year.

Dan Ilic  6:43   That's the Australian Open, Wimbledon, the US Open. And

Tommy Dean  6:48   sometimes the French Open a few of them appear for that. But that's you know, played into some sort of weird surface that not everyone likes.

Lewis Hobba  6:56   I love the arrogance of Australians to be like you should be lucky to be here. It's like they all live in Monaco for tax purposes. It's delightful. They're not lucky to be here. We want to be here because we have nothing else to do except watch tennis.

Dan Ilic  7:11   Novak Djokovic wrote a list of demands that he brainstormed with a bunch of other players including move as many players as possible to a private house with a tennis court to facilitate training. I don't know in Melbourne all those houses are interact which was ground zero for Coronavirus. That's never gonna happen. I have an idea. What's that? Friends?

Unknown Speaker  7:31   Put them in the Big Brother house.

Lewis Hobba  7:35   That's interesting. Now the Gold Coast open.

Tommy Dean  7:39   I'm a celebrity Get me out of here. Australian Open version? Yeah, I think it would be ideal because some of the stuff that they eat for training, it would not be something a real human would want to consume. So I think it'd be a lot of fun to watch

Dan Ilic  7:51   it is getting it he's getting to that point, though. You know, some of the players have taken their protest one step further than posted photos of themselves, holding up signs against their hotel windows saying stuff like I need practice, which kind of echoes similar signs that detained asylum seekers in Melbourne have been holding up against their windows for the last 14 months. kazakstan Yulia putintseva even held up a sign reminiscent of the BLM protests, which said I need to breathe fresh air. I'll tell you what, if I was an asylum seeker, I'd be holding up a sign against my window saying we'll play tennis for freedom. Famous is this kind of behaviour. Okay.

Lewis Hobba  8:27   Well, Australia has a proud history of skipping the cue if you're handy at sport. Like Wait, you know, it goes a long way back

Dan Ilic  8:36   to when

Lewis Hobba  8:37   we I mean, we've had a there was the entire dockage family. Remember the dockage family it was they were pretty handy at tennis, and dimeo dockage was there though, just like skipped him through. And then we had the Tatiana Grigoryeva she I'm sorry, I

Dan Ilic  8:52   did theatre 1000 silver at the Sydney Olympics and pole vaulting?

Lewis Hobba  8:57   Yeah, I mean, this is a hunger game suggestion but it doesn't feel out of the pocket for Peter Dutton to just say, every refugee competes in some sort of scratch match. We find out what they're good at suddenly is

Dan Ilic  9:11   tell me Dan, you You came here on a sports bridging visa? What sport did you do?

Tommy Dean  9:16   Oh, there's so many that was the thing at the time was i was i was a heptathlete. I could just do a little bit of everything. Now the secret with pentathlon is another choice. The decathlon just be kind of good at a lot of stuff. No need to stand out and you get to travel the world as an elite sport. I think the mistake tennis players have made is they totally focused on a single elimination sport. I can understand why a lot of that not so good. Players are deeply upset. They've had to stay here for 14 days, which is like 10 days longer than most of them have to stay here. During the actual tournament. They show up play a match pick up a check,

Lewis Hobba  9:55   go home that full quote from Dan Andrews as well when he told Novak Djokovic that he wouldn't be Giving into his list of demands the sentence he said before it was people are free to send a list of demands But no, but as soon as I heard that I was like wait, what? Wait, wait is allowed to send Daniel enters that demands. Oh my god. This is like better than Christmas. I'll put it full Dear Santa a million dollars.

Dan Ilic  10:18   I don't know if you saw this, but sports bit had put out a list of demands that know that Jovovich was going to put up next on it include karaoke and smoke machines for all the players rooms. Permission to play at any Melbourne karaoke bar. This one had quite long odds Bruce Mac have a need to join the channel nine's is truly an open coverage. But the longest one was $67. It was a slab of a bay and I thought that was pretty accurate. That was gonna be a bay.

Tommy Dean  10:45   I think a lot of them are just asking for what they would have expected to get at tournament you know, fresh towels at every change. That's easy. Violet brakes. Yeah, a couple of kids in the corner to pick the balls up for them. That's what their mission is to doesn't miss a couple of kids chasing your balls down for you.

Dan Ilic  11:06   Hey, Becca, my dad was calling room service.

Lewis Hobba  11:10   I I've been trying to think about how to solve this because I love watching the tennis. I'm not a huge tennis fan. I'm an Australian tennis fan. I care for a month a year. But I do think that we do need to come up with some sort of solution for international sport. We've got the Olympics in Tokyo coming up later on this year as well we need to come up with some sort of solution for that. And I think it should just be cruise ships like we got an old they've got tennis courts. We move all the players onto the cruise ship. TV crew trainers family, only fans girlfriends, we

Unknown Speaker  11:41   move them on the cruise ship

Lewis Hobba  11:43   and then it just sails from port to port and we can just watch from baking just pull up the Australian Open on the Ruby princess and then it's in I can pull in the US at the harbour in the US and just travel around.

Froomes (Lucinda Price)  11:56   Do you could like be put into the semifinals if you're the most popular on tik tok.

Unknown Speaker  12:03   Everyone is doing

Unknown Speaker  12:06   amazing.

Tommy Dean  12:07   There's no reason that in the world that we're moving towards we should prize honesty. There's no reason that we even have to get all together in Tokyo for the Olympics. Why not just let everyone run the event on their home track and tell us what their time was

Dan Ilic  12:27   100 metres in four seconds the baby guys sorry, well record again. A lot of records this Olympia Thank you.

Tommy Dean  12:37   Lots of records no drugs.

Unknown Speaker  12:43   Tomic schoolfriend comply,

Unknown Speaker  12:45   this is the worst part of quarantine.

Unknown Speaker  12:47   I don't wash my own hair.

Unknown Speaker  12:49   I've never washed bone hair. It's just not something that I do

Unknown Speaker  12:53   a rational fear.

Dan Ilic  12:55   This week second fear collectively the world sphincter has loosened as the peaceful passing of the USA nuclear codes went from Trump to Biden. The inauguration was a star studded affair with appearances from stars like Tom Hanks jello took to the stage to perform the 1999 hit. Let's get loud intro and outro by four minutes of this land is your land. And in a sign of unity Garth Brooks. So why first of all country singers sang the African American spiritual, Amazing Grace. It was a nice touch even if halfway through. He encouraged everyone around him at the inauguration sing along to forgetting for a moment that there was a global pandemic. You know, I was in shock not because of the request to sing, but I totally forgot that before 2016 there were celebrities other than Scott Baier. And Kid Rock I live in Alabama. Now, did you folks watch any of the inaugurations? What are your thoughts?

Lewis Hobba  13:48   Yeah, I dabbled. For me it could have used a bit more three doors down. Trump had it maybe they had all the big games, three doors down. I actually googled during the inauguration, that trot who played at Trump's rally because I remembered everyone who said no, yeah, but I didn't remember who had said yes, I remembered three doors down. But there was this guy who played the Trump inauguration, who you should go and look up. His name is DJ Ravi drums. And essentially, he is like the Timmy trumpet of the drum. For the TV trumpet fans, he's a DJ who plays the trumpet. Right? And he's Australian guy. Hugely, very rich, but quite odd. And I mean, musically. And DJ Ravi drums is that he DJs and plays the drum kit. And, and people like, first of all, how did you Where were you on the list? Who are they asking that? DJ Ravi drums is playing. We're at a point where like, like Joe, God actually actually got Bruce Springsteen. Trump got rejected by a Bruce Springsteen cover band. That is a true story. Like that's where we went and he's like, the first generation immigrant and everyone's like, what are you doing? Like this guy hates immigrants. He's just like, My dad's sick and this is the last chance I'll get to perform at inauguration in front of before my dad everyone's like, all right, Robbie drums, your eyes good enough. They're in

Tommy Dean  15:10   the USA Freedom kids. toddlers dance troupe who eventually had to sue Donald Trump's campaign to get paid for the gig. That's right. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  15:21   that's right. Well, it was a very different thing two weeks prior. We all know the story as the Capitol Building was taken over by some enthusiastic World of Warcraft cosplayers. Unfortunately, for people didn't respond. It was very sad. To me, you have a family in America, how conservative are they? And how are they managing this moment in time?

Tommy Dean  15:42   They're very conservative. They are. They're all the conservatives. They're NRA, they are Republican. They are Christian, right. It's trifecta of why I live in Australia. Very much very conservative, but they're also reasonable people, you know, so it's been kind of interesting. They've always loved Donald Trump. He's always been their president. They love the Republican Party. And at every misstep, as we would call it, they just saw it as an educational moment. We'll learn from that. That was my favourite. That's what make the most I've ever heard my mom say that since I was a kid.

Dan Ilic  16:19   We'll learn from that. Oh, he'll learn he'll learn from that. Oh my god.

Tommy Dean  16:22   How do you feel about your guy pay it off? A professional porn star?

Dan Ilic  16:27   Oh, he'll he didn't know that you didn't obviously learn anything.

Unknown Speaker  16:33   That's crazy.

Dan Ilic  16:34   It's kind of interesting. I read I read a Reuters article today in kind of preparing for the show and a part of a whole bunch of telegram channels on the app telegram where Q anon supporters are going What the hell happened? What happened to the grand plan? Well, hang on just q not exists at all What's going on? This is gonna be very disappointing for those people to come back to reality.

Lewis Hobba  16:56   Well, the guy who has been like the main queue and on a distributor like kind of people suspect he is cube but never confirmed. He sent everyone home. He his he did his post today was guys, essentially what the message was, it's over. Forget this. But the real like the real genuine friends who made along the way essentially.

Tommy Dean  17:23   I've seen posts from some of my crazy friends that have been like queue oriented, who are saying the same thing. Look, I'm a little disturbed to work out this might have been a hoax. But I'm sticking to the fact that I researched for myself. I learned a lot of stuff about me. Sure. Flat earthers are idiots but

Dan Ilic  17:44   we had a we had a reason. Firms you spent a lot of time on the internet Have you come across many q anon supporters who kind of in your world

Unknown Speaker  17:53   know

Tommy Dean  17:57   yourself bubbled you live in. Round Rock. question is how do I accidentally stumble into pitch?

Lewis Hobba  18:06   I mean, I'd like to find out that Shane Warren was a secret.

Dan Ilic  18:13   Now that the Trump administration is over focus for the former president turns to building the Presidential Library rooms have it It could be the first presidential library with a drive thru. Given that Trump has never visited a library fear mongers. What will the Donald Trump library look like firms? What do you reckon?

Froomes (Lucinda Price)  18:30   Why can McDonald's said that he could make a mega McDonald's store? It would actually be amazing. I think kids would want to go to the Trump Museum, which would be great for America.

Lewis Hobba  18:43   It would be amazing if it was like a full drive thru and you just ordered, you know, it was like, I'll have an out of the deal meal. I think that'd be great.

Dan Ilic  18:55   So someone on Twitter sent me a reply to my drive thru dragon. He said yes. And you can order a magazine. I thought that was that was very good. That was very well done. Well done. Right before Biden was sworn in to systematically dismantled Donald Trump's legacy. Trump's landed in Palm Beach, Florida, and just moments after landing milania Trump left Donald on the tarmac so that Donald could wave to the cameras all by himself, which had people on social media wondering is it finally over? As in? Is their marriage finally over thromes Is it over between Donald and Melania?

Unknown Speaker  19:31   Yes,

Froomes (Lucinda Price)  19:32   I think it'd be it's so interesting because now that the stakes aren't as high like we can really enjoy the milania like lifestyle like hopefully she can open up a bit more and let us in because she's so mysterious and Interesting.

Lewis Hobba  19:46   Interesting.

Tommy Dean  19:50   I want desperately to wish that some there's some amazing story about how she got trapped in the Trump reverse.

Froomes (Lucinda Price)  19:58   There is there isn't a amazing story and she's going to tell us one day.

Tommy Dean  20:02   I sure hope so. Cuz right now I still have my money riding on she is a terrible person to

Dan Ilic  20:10   coming up at the end of the podcast we reveal what Donald Trump wrote in a letter to Joe Biden as he took over the Oval Office.

Unknown Speaker  20:19   Exotic aka Tiger things could get a presidential pardon. annoyed this one Trump loyalists, I'll be pissed if that dipshit does make the President's list of pardons. they seize a rational here. It has

Dan Ilic  20:32   been a big event in America in the last 20 years, there's been one man on the ground, covering it just like a journalist, but I hasten to add he probably wouldn't count himself as a journalist. He is a rollicking, roving reporter, I guess is probably the best way to do it. He's one of my best mates. His name is Brad blanks. He is on the ground in Washington, DC. He was there for you know, for the inauguration. Brad, welcome to irrational fear. How you feeling on the first on the first day of a Biden presidency?

Brad Blanks  21:01   It's an honour to be on your podcast, right? Well, yeah, amazing. And you're correct. I am not a journalist. Like into the middle of the night. Yes, I am rollicking. I, I have to report something. It might not be of the highest IQ or intellect or academia, academia, but I will attempt to talk to those people and try to spin what I've learned from them to people that somehow try to understand me.

Dan Ilic  21:28   I was thinking about this this morning, Brad, before I spoke to you, I was thinking, geez, you know, if you actually took all of Brad's work, and you had a look at every single thing he's ever made, it actually is an incredible slice of American and American history. Like over two decades, you've been on the ground at some of the biggest events in America. And you do get to the heart of the story in a roundabout way.

Brad Blanks  21:54   Yes, and this one is proven very difficult. This is the heart of this story, which is essentially an inauguration where no one could get in and despair for for for the real life journalists that actually have to get a story. I'm gonna just go on the radio saying, There's men with soldiers, and I'm not walking past them right corners. I'm scared I I could do that. Get away with that. But what about the, you know, the Argentinian American correspondent that needs something. And they actually standing in the same spots as me at these locations around Washington DC, where there's really no story so

Dan Ilic  22:32   it must be strange. If there's no one out and about probably if you're local in DC, and you're just walking by the mall, you must have gotten harangued by 1000 recorders, to say how you're feeling like by the time it gets to you, you'd be like, it'd be like the SAG Awards, Brad blanks at the end of the line to the SAG Awards. Celebrities don't want to talk to you anymore. Like

Unknown Speaker  22:49   No, I've had enough

Dan Ilic  22:52   for talking to reporters for the night. I'm just trying to get some milk and bread.

Brad Blanks  22:57   cocker spaniels just been smashed by reporters from all over the world. He's like, Oh, my goodness.

Dan Ilic  23:03   What is it feeling like? What does it feel like in in about in America to start off with and then how did it feel this morning? inauguration?

Brad Blanks  23:12   Yeah, it's, it's interesting, cuz, you know, I feel better. You know, we in some sort of weird way, like, here's the thing with Trump, you always stopped when Trump was on TV on a Trump speech, and especially during COVID when he was actually carrying on television every day. It was incredible viewing from, and it was hard to because you're watching it with, you know, a comedic take or going, Oh, this is gonna be funny. And then you're realising, oh, my goodness, this is the president. This is quite serious. This is crazy what he's saying. So there's Yeah, you've had to balance yourself. And that's not very good to look at life through a lens where you're quite light hearted, and you're looking at a President speak and then you realise, oh, no, this is this is this is really shitty, what's going on? It's so so that's, that's good that that stress is off my brain.

Dan Ilic  23:58   Right? You're so right. It's just a dud dilemma, because Trump is a really entertaining but be terrifying in every single policy decision.

Brad Blanks  24:06   That's right. Yeah. And and so now we wake up and violence Yo, a lovely, sweet man. And, you know, when he does an Irish poem, it actually warms the inside of my heart, and I'm not a big whiskey drinker. But when he does an Irish poetry, I want to drink whiskey. He is that kind of guy. But I don't know how many long speeches Am I going to watch of his compared to lining up to watch Trump so in some ways, there's a pressure off and it'd be interesting to talk to like light night TV hosts, comedy writers in that field of how they how their careers to hell look for the next four years what Stephen Colbert going to do.

Dan Ilic  24:43   I'm pretty sure Stephen Colbert won't be bereft of jokes. I think there's plenty of humour to go What does what does DC feel like right now?

Brad Blanks  24:54   Yeah, so I did by I watched inauguration. It was 12 noon. You know, American East In seaboard time, I finished I went out onto the street for one more walk around, there was maybe 30 extra people on the street. And this is the one street that runs parallel to the Washington mall. And let's say about 600 700 metres away from the mall away from the White House away from the Washington Monument. And there are people out there walking around having fun playing some music, but no fanfare really not like um, it's hard to compare to like the Obama inauguration in 2008, which I will 2009 January that I went to which was 2 million people and it was just madness, you know, and fun and, and then I went to the bill clinton inauguration in 97. January and that was an absolute free for all where I was partying with death, Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders until three in the morning I like like a young backpacker, go and God bless America. So this experiences is a lot more quiet. And as I said, I walked down the street that's parallel to the mall, closest to you the White House and you know, 3040 people, more people than there were there

Dan Ilic  26:10   last night. I imagine if people were allowed to go to the inauguration you would be partying with the Golden Girls because of job.

Brad Blanks  26:17   That's right. And you'd be socially distant. You're hugging Yeah, and you know, fake hugging so yeah. A very weird experience to be a reporter behind steel fences and barricades So

Dan Ilic  26:33   did you get anything for your new york radio hit at all did you get Did you get any good? Any good content?

Brad Blanks  26:42   I've actually had a very fulfilling reporting experience like why Why? I think Tony up there no way I'll give you I'll give you the why. stuck in a bedroom doing radio reports for nine months. reporting on COVID when I've been stuck in a bedroom out the end of Long Island. I really don't know. People would call me and I have to do radio reports on how New York City's feeling and I'm like, What the hell am I gonna say Audrey got my mic. cosy. who's living in the city? Well, how the hell do I know I'm sitting in my room? I haven't left I go out to get groceries. This is

Dan Ilic  27:15   out of touch with a common man Brad you out in the Hamptons, India. banca people from all over Australia calling you to want to know what's going on is that

Brad Blanks  27:30   cow Stephen Ivica today's show or sunrises told all my mates in Australia but they seem to have Australia America burning and coming out into the real world. And it's actually not bad. The traffic's really heavy. That seems to be a lot of commerce. It's just at the Washington DC straight to shut down and there were no insurrectionists anywhere and other than just, you know, it was just it just looked like a basing cabal or Baghdad. It seems America is on the right track, then

Dan Ilic  28:02   you watch the inauguration closely. How did you feel about his speech?

Brad Blanks  28:06   Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  28:07   great. Fine,

Brad Blanks  28:08   you know, hit all the right marks. You know, I think he's speakings got better, which is interesting, you know, as a guy that's aged to the last year and he's, you know, where they say he ran, he's, he's home, he ran for president from his basement. And he's out and getting a bit of sunshine. He sounds great.

Dan Ilic  28:27   I think they've increased the font size on the autocue.

Brad Blanks  28:32   He stumbled a few times, I noticed that he repeated a couple of sentences that I'm like, Oh, poor guy, but

Dan Ilic  28:37   you we forget that he's a dyslexic rock. He's you know, he's actually dyslexic. We kind of forget this.

Unknown Speaker  28:43   That's right.

Brad Blanks  28:45   He was good. And he was one of the people that were like our G's are putting up a year ago. The Democrats are putting up a 77 year old against Trump. This is gonna be it. What are you doing? What are you doing? He just kept winning a lot along the you know, along the trail and, and now he's president and I'm, I've warmed to him. I mean, I feel good with the big guy and he's fun and cheerful and likes a joke. And now, anyway, not that. I don't vote but I thought I'd vote for him cuz he likes a joke. Yeah, it seems like a good man.

Dan Ilic  29:20   Yeah, he loves it. He loves a good smell of a woman's hair just like any other man. Well, Brad, now that Trump is gone, there's probably more hope that I will absolutely be allowed to return to America. So I have to visit you and so

Brad Blanks  29:35   will you. Please write out your secret service photo of you somewhere?

Dan Ilic  29:39   And I have no doubt I have no.

Brad Blanks  29:45   Morrison handling you? Yeah, Prime Minister Morrison is he? Does he like you? Oh, he doesn't care.

Dan Ilic  29:49   He doesn't care about NATO. Brad Brad. Nobody cares about me. I'm just a little fella with my little podcast. Yeah,

Brad Blanks  29:57   you're the most winningest podcast in History. That's right.

Dan Ilic  30:01   You don't win Best Comedy podcast. Right. Here's the trophy. You know, just like Scott Morrison, I've got a trophy on my desk.

Brad Blanks  30:11   That makes me so proud. I can always say that you brought the best out in me when I was at the porno award.

Dan Ilic  30:19   Yesterday, there was, you know, I was thinking that that trip we did in 2008 was eight there was an incredible trip all over America. And you made some funny stuff.

Brad Blanks  30:30   Yeah, it was guy. Well, you you inspire me That was good. I mean, I think I got profusely ill the night of the porn awards. Were in the press room and I got sick there. I don't know what happened. Maybe I'm not as kinky as I thought I was.

Dan Ilic  30:44   Maybe picked up an STD from the expo floor.

Brad Blanks  30:48   That expo floor. Oh, my goodness. It's like, you know, the Royal Sydney show, isn't it?

Dan Ilic  30:54   If you want to see Brad, on the floor in Las Vegas, at the porno award, something a video that I directed and produced with him. I'll add the link in the show notes. So you can check that out Brad blanks. Thank you so much for spending some of your evening with us. Thanks, Dad. What

Brad Blanks  31:09   is it for? democracy, Dan, democracy

Dan Ilic  31:11   have a safe drive back to New York City. Yeah, thanks, my

Brad Blanks  31:14   good man. Brad blanks. They're

Dan Ilic  31:17   coming to us from his own hotel room in Washington DC.

Lewis Hobba  31:20   It's interesting that the know the focus, the fact that journalists are so used to having a constant churn of insanity to report on. And now suddenly, like, everyone's wired, everyone's like, match fit for insanity, and there's no insanity to play. And I really wonder where that energy is going to go. Like, for me, if I was a world leader, I would be nervous, because for the last four years, you could shit on a stall in the middle of Parliament. And it would not be the craziest story of the day. Like you could do almost anything and get away with it. Whereas now, like I saw today that Scott like Scott Morrison opened his mouth. And I don't know if you guys saw this about talking about the 12 ships that arrived in Australia, and the day that Australia Day and whether or not it should be celebrated. And he is out his argument was, it wasn't to flash for the guys on the ships either was his was more or less his quote. And like a week ago, mid insurrection, that might not have hit the news. But today, all of a sudden, you're like, Oh, that's that's the stupidest fucking thing that I'm gonna hear today. All of a sudden, the dumbest man in the room is you you've got to like keep your shit together. Now,

Dan Ilic  32:35   after we've lived through this moment. It's kind of like, I'm thinking about Scott Morrison is Hey, what's the premises to is this was his This is what's going on. It's

Lewis Hobba  32:44   it's always so low for four years that you had to do nothing to jump over it. Now, we could be the lowest bar

Dan Ilic  32:51   or right now in America, everybody's trying out crazy each other to kind of play to the Trump base so they can consolidate the base around themselves. I don't know if you're saying like what Ted Cruz is saying is awful. And what Mike Pompeo is saying is awful. All these folks are trying to kind of position themselves to be the 2024 kind of new Trump. And so they're trying to out crazy Trump in order for those Trump people to kind of attach themselves to them. So that's kind of the kind of the really annoying thing right now is that Trump is gone. But now there's 10 more Trump's because there's his base that is ready to vote for them.

Lewis Hobba  33:28   It's a babushka doll.

Unknown Speaker  33:31   And Trump,

Tommy Dean  33:33   sort of stupid Hydra. Yeah, but I'm also I do have this little bit of hope in me that, you know, one day, we will come together because of a group of Trump supporters will be coming down the aisle, and another Trump supporter group is coming down the aisle. And they're both I sort of extended each side of crazy. And they're going to be wanting to talk about how awful The world is. And then together as two disparate groups, they will suddenly discover as one, that T shirts are still unbelievably cheap at Walmart. And they'll be so happy and they'll all buy a new t shirt that says America. It's kind of okay.

Dan Ilic  34:11   Yeah, thank God for globalism.

Tommy Dean  34:13   I have to go back to make it great again. It's always been kind. Okay. Yeah. We have to show I think it was never terrible. even talk of it being in ruin now is oversold. It's always been kind. Okay.

Dan Ilic  34:27   I think 2021 that's all you can ask for. You can ask for it. To be kind of okay.

Tommy Dean  34:33   Kind of, okay.

Unknown Speaker  34:35   Australia Day, it's all about acknowledging how far we've come when those 12 ships turned up in Sydney, all those years ago. It wasn't a particularly pleasant day, but the people on some on those days was either irrational fear

Dan Ilic  34:48   and that's it for rational fi A big thank you to tell me Dane listen to friends price and Louis haba. Do you folks have anything to plug Tommy's gonna plug anything

Tommy Dean  34:56   I'm going to be showing Okay

Dan Ilic  35:03   friends do you have anything to plug? Um

Froomes (Lucinda Price)  35:05   Yes I have my flats ladies remix of my song for him so the song that's going to come out next week

Unknown Speaker  35:11   well Excuse me.

Unknown Speaker  35:12   Here's where you mixing it. facility

Froomes (Lucinda Price)  35:17   is coming out next week and then wait for the album drop at least by

Unknown Speaker  35:22   August.

Dan Ilic  35:22   This is a prank gone too far for

Unknown Speaker  35:27   the whole time.

Lewis Hobba  35:29   I can't wait for the invitation to the wedding.

Dan Ilic  35:33   Louis Do you have any Do you have any shows coming up maybe

Lewis Hobba  35:36   one in February that you want to fly just I just found out about a really great show. A 100th episode of rational fi in February giant dwarf theatre you'd be mad to miss it. incredible lineup of guests, including the much better me Hamish Blake.

Dan Ilic  35:53   But perhaps we haven't sold just waiting for him so I can announce it. But he said 10 selected so I'm taking that as as as locked in as locked in as a good piece of Lego.

Lewis Hobba  36:03   I mean, that's specifically not what pencilled in a

Dan Ilic  36:08   big thanks to rode mics, the birther Foundation, our wonderful Patreon supporters with whom we cannot do this. By the way, if you are a Patreon supporter, you get discounts to the live show. So make sure you head along. Look at patreon getting a discount code plug that in. Now I'm going to leave a big thank you also to Jacob Brown, Virginia gay Rupert Degas killing David David bluestein. Our discord jockeys COVID kisah p McNeil ads pay to Lola and Miss Maddie pay will leave you with this. As is tradition. Most presidents leave each other a little handout or note wishing the incoming president Well, we've actually managed to get a copy of Donald's letter that he gave to Joe Biden, here it is.

Unknown Speaker  36:47   Dear Joe, as your senile I will write this letter slowly. As I leave the White House with my wife and her look alikes. I reflect on my time here as a career highlight of their with when I play the successful hotel owner in home alone to last in New York, even though you had the highest amount of votes in US history. I had the second highest and second is better than first, just just two is higher than one. That's just a fact. So with that in mind, congratulations on pulling off a hoax election and undermining the country. I dos by red cap your way. And I've chosen to write this letter in my finest grant. You have ruined democracy in ways I could only dream and I usually only dream of the hamburger. But as a chick with big Tata. It has been an honour being the president of a country that would allow me to be president. Sincerely, Donald J. Trump. PS Follow me on parner PPS, actually, don't follow me on

Dan Ilic  37:54   that. Thank you. That was the wonderful Rupert Degas written by Kelly and David and produced step by Jacob round. That was very good. Thanks, everyone. That's it. Love it.

Unknown Speaker  38:03   Thanks, man.

Unknown Speaker  38:04   We'll see you next time.

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation.

Dan Ilic  0:04   Hello, rational fearlessness is the fourth greatest moral podcast of our generation. These are long form conversations with climate leaders that come out monthly on this very feed. And joining me is co host and fellow birth or fellow lindo gaylin.

Linh Do  0:18   Hey, hey, Dan, what's

Unknown Speaker  0:20   going on? Now? I

Dan Ilic  0:21   know something's going on your life. You suffered a major life milestone this week. Congratulations on enduring life to reach 30 years old. Well done.

Linh Do  0:28   Thank you. I feel like I have finally evolved into a fully fledged human. I think this is when I begin my adult use. This is just how it works.

Dan Ilic  0:36   Yeah, well, you will you and I were meant to start many years ago, but I only became an adult when I turned 36. So that's different.

Linh Do  0:42   Oh, I've got six years to go then that's that's pretty good. I'm really enjoying this extended youthful years and just trying to proclaim that I am young at heart if not in actuality anymore.

Dan Ilic  0:52   Well, I don't want to put any kind of climate things in context for your age. But by the time many of the nations who have committed to net zero by 2050 reach those targets, you'll be 60 How do you feel about that?

Linh Do  1:04   Off devastating but you know, when I started doing climate stuff, everyone was talking about 2020 and you know, all of the ambition that was needed by Ben, and someone surfaced up a video clip of me in my you know, teenage years saying in 2020 I'll be 30 and hopefully climate change anyway, it's like very, very clear. It's awful.

Dan Ilic  1:22   That sentence reminds me that there were so many Greta tunberg before Greta turn Berg and you were just one of them.

Linh Do  1:27   Just one of them. Yeah. And you know, I think I just didn't have a catchy enough name. And I didn't do anything as bold as striking from school. I'm still very diligent, I think Had I known then what I know now maybe I should have started striking a little bit earlier and we wouldn't have to be talking about 2015 when we're 60.

Dan Ilic  1:44   Well, people who are on this journey with us include new Patreon supporters, including Carl Christopher appears and someone called Grandmaster to sweet Thank you Grand Master to sweet. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on gadigal land in the urination lane, whose land Are you recording on?

Linh Do  1:58   I'm on the land of the will run through people.

Dan Ilic  2:00   sovereignty was never stated we need a treaty. Let's

Unknown Speaker  2:02   start the show. Despite global warming. Rational fear is adding a little more hot air with long form discussions with climate leaders. Good. This is called Don't be frightened. The heat waves and drought greatest mass extinction Morrow we're facing a man made disaster podcast ration all of this with global warming and a lot of it's a hoax. But write a small podcast about generation. For short,

Dan Ilic  2:41   yes. And this week, or rather, this month we speak to two giants of the Australian writing community on how to have difficult conversations with your family and friends about climate change. It's a it's a pretty good time of year for this episode to come out when you say Lynne

Linh Do  2:54   totally I think the holiday season is gonna be great initially because we have seen people Jitta COVID lockdowns and whatnot. But after a couple of hours, you'd be like, Oh, right. That's my Uncle Ben, here's maybe a bit of a climate denier. Is that my cousin who doesn't believe in vaccines? How do I broach some of these topics? And I find it's been a hard one to talk about for years. Well,

Dan Ilic  3:14   let me tell you, the two guests we have on the show today are going to be able to help us through those tricky conversations. We've got Sarah Wilson, and Dr. Rebecca Huntley, and they, the conversations are great. I had a really good time with them. But first, Lynn, let's Miss rip into this month's climate news. There has been a metric shit tonne of climate news this month. Incidentally, a metric shit tonne was all the carbon that Chevron managed to capture and store the golden planet wi this year. Climate nice climate jog for everyone. Are you overwhelmed by how much climate news has come out in November?

Linh Do  3:48   I think like in November, but honestly this entire year as well, I think second to COVID surely climate has sort of been really up there in terms of things are constantly being announced both like good and bad, which is great, but very overwhelming and very surprising.

Dan Ilic  4:02   First up, the treasurer isn't happy that financial institutions are deserting fossil fuels. So there's only one thing a treasurer can do launch an inquiry. According to the nine papers, federal Treasurer Josh frydenberg, has thrown his support behind a proposed inquiry that will grill financial regulators and banks over plans to pull back on lending or insuring on mining projects because of climate change. This is a this is a weird story. It's like the treasurer isn't noticing what's happening around the world.

Linh Do  4:30   Yeah, he's not at all about the macro trends. It's only about the micro and only about what's happening in his own backyard.

Dan Ilic  4:36   Should we be so surprised that a government has spent the entire pandemic trying to sell expensive gas to Australians and trying to sell coal to China who are refusing it? Is it any surprise that a government that's racked up the largest debt and living memory is giving away billions and gas royalties that they can't do the maths on fossil fuel investment?

Linh Do  4:53   Not at all. I don't think we're ever getting back in the black and you know, and even though I'm 30 now still a millennial at heart and it's so Sometimes can feel like it's much harder to get a loan for a mortgage than it is to get a loan for a big coal project. So it feels like if I just changed a couple of words in an application and be like, Hey, here's the money like go right ahead. So it's really disappointing that the government tried to make that all the more easy. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  5:14   you shouldn't be but you shouldn't be trying to buy a house where you only own the first six inches of soil. You need to be digging underneath.

Linh Do  5:22   Yes, gotta gotta dig dig, but uh, just go big ol Gerhard.

Dan Ilic  5:26   It's kind of interesting. Like, it's so funny how, you know, if the government can't get their way on something like this, they have to go, Oh, we need an inquiry. an inquiry we should get an inquiry going? Because it seems like the science and financial markets are wrong again.

Linh Do  5:40   Yep. everywhere around the world, and even like from some different state governments as well, it just does not seem to make any logical sense at all, which, I guess is not surprising when it comes to our government.

Dan Ilic  5:50   Well, it's certainly not surprising that Australia wasn't invited to speak at the UN Climate ambition summit last week. Was that something that caught you by surprise at all?

Linh Do  5:59   It didn't catch me by surprise, but it was definitely a bit of a gleeful moment, I could not believe that of all people that we were snubbed by it was Boris Johnson. I don't know what that says about skarmory. But that is not that's not something I'd want to be known for

Dan Ilic  6:11   was really interesting, because Boris Johnson, of course, is hosting cop 26 next year, so he's got to kind of be on the front foot, he's got to look like he's acting on climate change, because everyone around him is coming to the party next year, to be part of it next, next November. So he's got to actually, you know, be one of the leaders. And so that really puts you in an odd position. I think it's so funny how, you know, Scott Morrison, two weeks out from the climate ambition summit said he's not going to use Kyoto credits anymore when trying to kind of meet the Paris targets. And that would have been a good enough thing for him to allow him to speak at the climate.

Linh Do  6:45   told the reaction, right, like such unrealistic and unmatchable, like expectations are really big tantrum. And then at the very last minute be like, okay, maybe I'll concede maybe I'll do this. And like lots of people like, hey, that's great. But it's like, but was it really?

Dan Ilic  7:01   Yeah, the whole the whole conference is called the climate ambition summit. There's nothing ambitious about not cheating. Like, that's not ambitious. That's the bare minimum. It's so interesting.

Linh Do  7:13   I'm not doping.

Dan Ilic  7:14   Here's some of the things that are announced on that climate ambition summit, the UK announced they'll cut emissions by 68% of 1990 levels by 2030. That's a further 10% increase in ambition, the EU committed to the new target to 55% of carbon emissions compared to 1990. By 2030. Israel and Pakistan have committed to not building any new coal plants. I'm sure that's harder for Pakistan than Israel to do. But China also has committed to a quarter of energy consumption to come from non fossil fuels by 20 3015 countries committed to much stronger NDC or nationally determined contributions. Lean for people who don't speak climate, what is an NDC?

Linh Do  7:52   So when the NDC I can't believe it. Wow, sorry. I was just so eager to add to that, because I clearly do speak climate and climate walk the crime that doesn't get invited around to dinner party. That's right. So one of the big things that came out of the Paris Agreement was that every country agreed to an end deseo to this nationally determined contribution. And the whole idea is rather than listening to that big global world order and doing things that might not fit for your country, governments could consider what their domestic obligations were, what other issues I had going on all those sorts of things, and determine how they were going to reduce their emissions by how much and went by. And one of the things that I think is a really great feature of this, like whole MDC acronym business is the idea is, you don't just lock in your goal, once you actually lock in your goal. And then every couple of years, you revisit it, and you re assess based on how well you've been able to do. So if you like smashed it, right, let's go a little bit harder and keep pushing for an even better personal best, essentially,

Dan Ilic  8:45   is this what they call the ratchet mechanism. Lin.

Linh Do  8:49   Yes, I don't even know if ratchet is a real word. I have honestly looked it up in the dictionary before be like, is this a hatchet ratchet? What am I saying? But it's just this whole idea that we are ratcheting up so ratcheting I think means increasing. Again. I don't know if it's actually that in the dictionary, but it's how climate people use it.

Dan Ilic  9:06   Right. Excellent. I believe it's a old school like it's an old school tool, like it's a ratchet. It's like a spanner you kind of pull it and pulling mechanical, mechanical thing. Also, at the climate ambition summit, the UK, France and Sweden will stop financial support of international fossil fuel projects. It's not just Australia just writing Berg. Also net zero targets have moved forward from 2050 by Finland, Austria and Sweden. Also the small island states coalition committed to net zero by 2030. And there is going to be a tonne more money from for the Green Climate Fund support developing countries to skip the whole fossil fuel part of their industry. 500 million euros from Germany, 1 billion euros from France. Now when you compare all of those incredible announcements to Australia going, you know what, you know, we have been shading the last 20 years to meet our climate emissions. You know, tell you what we We're not going to shoot anymore since 1997. We've been filthy little cheats, but we're not going to do it anymore. Do you think that is a good enough thing to put on this put on stage in front of the world?

Linh Do  10:10   It's so embarrassing. And I really hope people continue to mistake me as being from Australia rather than Australia without, you know, some of their recent new announcements, happy to move to Vietnam.

Dan Ilic  10:21   A couple of other things quickly just seemed odd, done declared a climate emergency for New Zealand. Does it have any kind of real world implications? Lynn?

Linh Do  10:29   I mean, yes, and no, I think it's one of those things where we love to stab some politicians. And just Cinder is like definitely one that those of us in Australia really love. So he caught me by surprise that Greta toon Burg was a bit critical of that, but I think it's right like can you really stand a politician? Can you really do that while still holding them to account?

Dan Ilic  10:47   Yeah, a couple of other things quickly. One sad thing and one happy thing. The sad thing is more than $3 million dollars of the Australian future fund has been invested in the Carmichael mine, the Adani Carmichael mine, the 60 wishes, that is a quite, that's a $3 million isn't a lot of money. But it is our money that's being invested in this dog of a project

Linh Do  11:09   that might not even get up and when I say might not even highly unlikely to get out. I don't know how many years we've been talking about this. Now no one will finance this project. There's no viability for it. But we're still pouring money literally down the drain.

Dan Ilic  11:21   It was discovered by Ravana Ross, who is a human rights lawyer for the Australian Centre for International Justice. And basically she did fly on where the money was going, he was going into this project. Because a Danny has strong links to the Myanmar military regime and supplying them with logistics and support for their military, which of course has huge human rights implications because of the treatment of the Rohingya population. So that is pretty interesting, like, not only is Australia committing their own human rights, but they're indirectly supporting a Danny's support of Myanmar's human rights problems,

Linh Do  11:58   the company we keep increasingly becomes more and more depressing both on climate and human rights issues.

Dan Ilic  12:04   Let's wrap This news segment with something a bit more hopeful South Australia's liberal state government predicts that the state could boast more than 500% renewable energy by 2050. This is the Liberal government in South Australia saying South Australia is going to become a net exporter by 2050, up to 500 times their own capacity of renewable energy. Isn't

Linh Do  12:26   that incredible? It really is. And these are the big numbers that you want to hear. You know, on top of Tasmania being powered by 100% renewable energy South Australia leading the way, it's really clear that like liberal governments can do something just maybe not at the federal level right now.

Dan Ilic  12:40   It's just head butting Li crazy that the federal government can't even jump on board with any kind of climate action because they've pinned themselves into this corner where it would be politically impossible to do they've done their anger.

Linh Do  12:53   They really, really have, it feels like the Liberal Party needs a little bit of help talking about climate change within their own regs, because clearly, they're quite divided on just how we should tackle this issue.

Dan Ilic  13:04   That's it, I'm going to start a new company, rational fee is going to pivot to helping solely the Liberal Party communicate about climate change

Linh Do  13:11   with one another, like let's just stop it because it feels like there's some good eggs in that cap. And like, you know, we've heard from a few of them on this podcast. So how can we spread that good message?

Dan Ilic  13:20   I haven't got that little party money yet, so please donate to the Patreon. Still, it's really required. Anyway, let's get cracking into the interview. First up is Dr. Rebecca Huntley. She and I discuss the ins and outs of communicating climate change and climate science with basically anyone her book is called How to talk about climate change in a way that makes a difference. And you'll find out by listening to her that there is, there is a couple of things that can help you with your dinner party conversations.

Unknown Speaker  13:49   You're listening to the greatest moral podcast about generation. First of all,

Dan Ilic  13:55   I'm a big fan. So thank you for doing this.

Rebecca Huntley  13:57   I'm a big fan of you. It's a mutual fan Association Appreciation Society.

Dan Ilic  14:03   I just remember seeing on stage years ago, a guy and you're talking about something and I just thought she's the funniest person I don't know.

Rebecca Huntley  14:11   Well, I wouldn't describe myself as Australia's funniest market research. Which I, which is a claim that I can back up having been to many market research conferences in my time.

Dan Ilic  14:23   That's what we do in irrational fear. We bring the biggest brains with the biggest laughs to the programme. So it's great that you're you're joining us. And you've written a book about how to talk about climate change in a way that makes a difference. In fact, that is the title of the book. Yes, yes. That's right. You're You're now on a podcast called the greatest moral podcast of our generation. So I'm familiar with wordy titles. I thought it'd be great to get you on to talk about exactly what your book talks about. Because in the lead up to Christmas, people are going to be hanging around their lunch tables with relatives who may not agree with them on climate change. And I thought this could be a great primer for Christmas lunch. had a bit of a testy kind of moment last Christmas talking about energy and climate with one of my cousins. And thankfully, a lot of other my other my cousins are lawyers, and they came to buy defence at Christmas lunch. But it was a very interesting, it was interesting conversations. We're talking about renewables. And I was just saying, well, it's, you know, this government was saying that this government needs to invest more in renewables and really make a market incentive to have less coal. And I think my cousin at the time, probably still is a big TGV listener and said, Well, absolutely crazy that he went down the baseload power route, or the write down about all these kind of talking points that the carbon lobby have. Yeah. And then, thankfully, I've got some cousins who have done some extreme reading around energy. They're like, Well, actually, so we're having this fact often buddy

Rebecca Huntley  15:44   mentioned you killer, which put nuclear in the mix? That's always a bit of a indication of

Dan Ilic  15:49   No, no, no, no mention of nuclear. I wonder why? I don't know. Yeah, no mention of nuclear. Got a bit testy there around lunchtime. And I thought we're heading into Christmas. Maybe there's a better way to handle this conversation. Yeah, let's talk Rebecca has written a whole book about it. But the very virtue that you've written a book may not mean that you you'll have much success at your own Christmas lunch?

Rebecca Huntley  16:12   Well, look, it's interesting, I suppose the first thing I need to say is that this year, more than any other year, people are, probably people's tanks are pretty low. And they're probably feeling pretty stretched emotionally because of the year and a level of uncertainty. So I would approach these conversations with loved ones with even greater trepidation, empathy and understanding. That being said, we aren't we don't have the luxury of not talking about hard things, because people are tense, because people are going to continue to be tense. And of course, Christmases are always going to be a trigger point. But people are tired. So I think you approach it with that kind of perspective. I think what's really difficult, and I think a lot about this in writing the book. And even more since writing the book is now my whole life is the climate movement and working with people in the climate movement more broadly, is that you need to also think about your own sense of self care. Where is the best place to put my energies, one of the things I see a lot of is burnout in the movement, and people feeling like they're just such at such a low ebb. They want to walk on the streets, grabbing people by the shop, shaking the world, what are you doing? What are we doing? So my sense is unless you really want unless you've got the energy, and you feel like your relationships are close enough, you know, to try this out at the dinner table, I think the first thing to really talk about is just really understand why people feel the way they do. And for your cousin who just listens to 2g Bay, my first question is, are is GGB, the main place to get your information about climate. And for me, one of the most powerful things and I do this every now and then on Twitter, and I think the reaction that I get on Twitter is a bit of an indication of how effective this is. So sometimes when people have a doubt me about renewables, not being able to, you know, meet our energy needs, one of the things I really enjoy doing is retweeting stories about that already happening. So what's already happened, like we've just had a, we've just had it mixed, you know, some achievements in Tasmania, in South Australia, the kinds of projects that were lampooned by TJ Bay a couple of years ago, and now making enormous amounts of money. One of my favourite examples is, is the tomato, the soul powered tomato farm and Porter gusta, which is creating jobs for people who had actually been in a town that had been abandoned by the fossil fuel industry. So there are tonnes of examples all around Australia that we don't champion that gives us a sense of what is possible, right, right now and in the near future in relation to renewables.

Dan Ilic  18:49   So sitting down to Christmas lunch, the first question is to my cousin is, Oh, that's interesting. Where do you get your climate information from? Right.

Rebecca Huntley  18:58   And then I think part of it is also recognising that we get it to a lot from you know, the guardian or the rest of it. And, and, and Rebecca Holly's Twitter feed. And, look, it's really difficult. And in the end, I think one of the things that we save from the research that we do, and the search I'm doing at the moment, which which segments Australian communities around climate and how they feel is that you don't always have to convince people about the climate science to convince people about the solutions and broadly about 90% of the population thinks wants renewable energy to provide our energy needs and understand that coal and gas there are well, there might amplify the amount of jobs that the coal and gas industry can produce domestically, but they're not naive about for example, the fact that the coal industry contributes to pollution significantly, which contributes to health and things like coal seam gas, even even Alan Jones can agree that coal seam gas is not a good solution. To our energy needs, because of the consequences, it has on a whole range of things, including, you know, food security and farmers. So there are ways I think I'm always looking at ways to not to sidestep but negotiate through conversations to keep those conversations going, as part of an ongoing challenge that we all have to head towards the solutions as

Dan Ilic  20:23   quickly as this is a very easy thing for a beggar hunter researcher, who is researching all of Australia's climate values and segmenting people into demographics. If you're not Rebecca hoppy, should you read up on the latest IPCC report? Oh, going into Christmas?

Rebecca Huntley  20:39   Well, that's a really, really good point. One of the things that's fascinating in the work that we do on people who are alarmed about climate change, which is definitely on me. So when we ask people, what's their biggest, the biggest challenge they face the biggest obstacle to talking more about climate change or doing more is they feel they don't know enough about the climate science. And to tell you the truth, you don't need to know that much. You only and and you only need to know enough to help you have that conversation. And in fact, in the work that we do, which segments that community, the only segment that feel like they absolutely under the sun, understand the climate science and a really confident are talking about it. What segment is that? You could give nerds deny the only group that genuinely feel like I know all the climate science, I'm across it, right? And I'm really confident talking about it is 9% of the population that denies all the rest of us feel like we can't talk about it. Why? Because we actually respect the expertise that sits behind the climate science. We know that if pretty much every single scientist in Australia with a PhD says this is happening and it's a serious problem. We need to believe them. Because for whatever reason, and I'm I've thought about this, we just we just Australians generally respect, expertise. It says there's exclusive exclusions to that. But in general, when we say Where should we be getting our information, the CSR, the Bureau of Radiology, we trust them,

Dan Ilic  22:13   nothing kind of highlights that more than the crisis of COVID-19. I think like when you compare Australia to America, like watching Australians fall in line with the cops is more interesting than watching Americans try to grapple with their freedoms of not wearing a mask.

Rebecca Huntley  22:29   That's exactly right. And well paid Evans can get and get a certain way. There is a point where everybody goes, No, I'm sorry.

Dan Ilic  22:37   Yeah. He kind of lucky that on the rational fear, we have been making fun of those outliers, because they are so funny on Twitter and their social media is hysterical.

Rebecca Huntley  22:46   I think making fun of them is the best way forward. But we do need to be vigilant, because one of the things that's really clear is that is that the more they get an opportunity to circulate these blatant untruths, the more people assume them have followers. So once again, the research has shown this time and again, when you ask people who believe in climate change how many deniers around the community, they always put it at 20 25%. It's 9%. So we add, those views are amplified. And as a result, we think they're more widespread than they actually are.

Dan Ilic  23:20   I totally agree like talking with Matt cane the other day on irrational fear. I was like, man, what's up with your party? Why? Why are they full of climate deniers? He's like, well, Dan, I would say majority of liberals believe in climate science. And one climate action is just that we've got a few people in the federal level, who making all the noise. I think that's, that's so interesting.

Rebecca Huntley  23:41   I'm a more prepared to accept that there'll be people in the community who are climate deniers, and their job is not to run the country. You know what I mean? Their accountants, their teachers, it doesn't matter. And in the end, I think banging our head against a war to convince them is a waste of time. However, if you're in Parliament, you have a larger responsibility,

Dan Ilic  24:00   while you're saying is there a six climate deniers you need to change the minds? Well,

Rebecca Huntley  24:05   we're not going to change their mind, we need to change the mind of the people who elected them to say, they deserve better representation that's happened in Moringa. And I won't be surprised the next election you'll get a lot of those climate deniers have a significant scare certainly in the lower house. I mean, it's one thing to and this is the thing that that that in the book on tonight and the chapter on denial, I say this, there were times where I fantasise about being a climate tonight because my wife would be a lot easier. I mean, I could I could give up what I'm doing now and and pursue my love of making jam for a living or whatever, or designing you know, designing a modernist dog houses, I could do whatever I wanted to do, you know, I would be released of this kind of jewel, passion fear that I have around climate change and feeling I need to do something about it. So I get why people denied I get why people want To push back on the reality, but I cannot guess that people who represent the community empowerment cannot see the opportunity that we have right now the economic and other and broader opportunities we have on acting on climate, because for the first time in a long time, we don't have to turn ourselves into knots to make a case for renewable energy bank, something that's going to be good for people for jobs for pollution. We don't have to make that case that case has been made, which is why people like Matt cane can make that case and the Liberal Party. So that's what I don't get.

Dan Ilic  25:38   There's an insane amount of money to be made.

Rebecca Huntley  25:40   There isn't a lot of money to be made. There is a lot of benefits to communities to be made. I see it all the time. They were the most

Dan Ilic  25:47   infamous or famous versions that is that the Daylesford community yeah with their with their one wind turbine chapter two wind turbines now they're an exporter. Yeah. of electricity.

Rebecca Huntley  25:57   And the original investors are making money. That's great. Yeah. I mean, it just can't clear it's just I mean it all you need to do is add Labrador puppies and it's the most wonderful story. Almost unmitigated, wonderful story. I'm

Dan Ilic  26:12   saying the same here. You invest in renewables for your community, then you can go and make bottlenose dogs.

Unknown Speaker  26:19   Right for those Labrador puppies.

Dan Ilic  26:21   What's interesting about your book is that it's kind of like when you look at the chapter list, it kind of reads like a therapy session. Yeah. guilt, fear, anger, denial, despair, hope, lost love. Why don't you just call it a cold love? That would have been?

Rebecca Huntley  26:39   Well, look, it's interesting, because some I used to be talking to Sarah Wilson, and we've been friends for a long time. I think she and all of my friends who were very focused on emotion in their lives think it's quite funny because I'm the ultimate rationalist. right a lot of great PhD. They're constantly tase me because I'm not spiritual. I'm not emotional with a warm you know, I'm, I'm not particularly emotional. I think I can count the times I've cried in the last 10 years, probably on one hand.

Dan Ilic  27:05   I think you and Sarah have written companion books, in many respects. Your book is kind of raiza it's it is

Rebecca Huntley  27:14   it still may it's still I'm still doing the research. Oh, yeah.

Dan Ilic  27:17   So the research I but it's like it's it's a different kind of book to Sarah Sarah's is very spiritual in a, in a kind of journey, yours is, is very different based on lots of other kind of aspects. Do you think you need kind of both in your world,

Rebecca Huntley  27:32   we need 10s of 1000s of voices. And Sarah is one voice that will appeal to certain groups of people who might pick up my book and not like it other people, it will be Sarah's will be too spiritual. And they'll want to kind of understand the science. But there is an overlap, in that Sarah is actually interested in the research, like she's not a complete, she's not a paid Evans,

Dan Ilic  27:54   she's not completely distracted, our distance from her books got a lot of science,

Rebecca Huntley  27:59   it has a lot of science in it. And we have those conversations. And for me, there's a emotional personal story in it that I wouldn't have normally put in my work. But it was important to be able to acknowledge that because it's what drives my climate activism. And it's part of my climate story. And that's what we need more people developing a climate story, whatever that might look like.

Dan Ilic  28:22   And to clarify that up you what you're talking about is your kids. I mean, you're you talk about the beginning of your book about how you kind of got into this, you kind of acknowledged a little bit earlier on in our chat that you're kind of a Johnny come lately, the climate? Yeah. How does it feel to kind of come late to the climate saying, Do climate activists look at you and go, where have you been? Like,

Rebecca Huntley  28:43   I'm very, I'm very gentle in what I when I identify what have been some of the perhaps the tactical mistakes made? Because I wasn't around You don't? That whole Adani convoy, that was a big mistake. Well, I mean, I'm very careful about that site like that, by

Dan Ilic  28:59   the way, that's gonna sound bad in the trans

Rebecca Huntley  29:02   if it's pulled out, because I never doubt that what people are trying to do is get to a goal that's bigger than it is right. So I know and I know there's so much pain and suffering and genuine love in the in the climate movement. And also there is just okay, what's going to work it's one of one of the things that fascinated me about the climate move when COVID here is when COVID hit every other sector that I was involved in all other workplaces just kind of froze in the headlights. Everybody knew in the climate movement was like, Okay, what do we do now? Like they were just part of that they just had such get up and go on with it. So it's like, how do we take what we were going to do? Understand COVID and keep going and actually it sustained me in so I've, I feel like I'm getting so much from being involved with people and also there's a willingness and hunger for some new People who are prepared to spend their time helping in a collaborative sense. So it does feel like I've come light with. But I would say this one occasion when I feel guilty that is that I have spent 15 years understanding how Australians feel about everything else. And how they feel about climate change is connected to that if you're economically anxious, you're living in regional Queensland, and you always feel like government is letting you down. When you talk to somebody about climate change, they're not responding to the science, they're responding to all of that. Right, if you live in the inner city, like me, in you behind the tumeric latte curtain here, particular views about particular values about Mr. Evans tear down this wall. And then that's it. So I think in a way, it's been a circuitous path towards climate change. But all understanding and knowledge that I've got from that I've worked for years with the superannuation industry. So understanding the role that it can play now, in climate change is actually important. I've spent years working with the big supermarkets and understanding that that's going to help us well, you have spent this time doing this, what

Dan Ilic  31:10   do you think are the things that connect all those elements together?

Rebecca Huntley  31:14   Look, I think the first thing we have to we have to get is that there has been a consistent and a consistent and very effective campaign to make climate change, a question of cultural identity politics, and unravelling that is near difficult in the time that we have available. So we have to understand where people come culturally and socially to the issue in order to address it. Yeah, that's the first thing I would argue. This is why somebody like Matt Kane, and that has to inform our tactics.

Dan Ilic  31:52   Yes, it is so strange, too. I am not a liberal voter I've ever been voted liberal for a very long time, if ever, and it's one of those things where seeing Matt Cain operate at the level he's operating, and making the noises on renewables is genuinely exciting to me. Oh, it's

Rebecca Huntley  32:10   so excited, like,

Dan Ilic  32:11   Oh my god,

Rebecca Huntley  32:13   I didn't know it was outside.

Dan Ilic  32:14   That is the champion we need. I feel like there's a champion in those circles to change them.

Rebecca Huntley  32:20   In fact, when he first started talking, I remember just looking at me thinking it was like, you probably too young to remember this. It's like when you're watching Funniest Home Videos, and there's a father doing something, and you're like with his kids, and you're like, at some moment, he's going to be kicked in the nuts. And I just don't know how I tell I felt looking at Matt Cain, I thought what's gonna out there?

Dan Ilic  32:42   That was my question. My question is, are you going to be assassinate?

Rebecca Huntley  32:47   Really, I really was. She was that same? That same moment of kind of nervous tension laughter about when he was gonna be whacked, but he hasn't.

Dan Ilic  32:58   As someone who worked on Funniest Home Videos, Rebecca, how

Rebecca Huntley  33:00   did it change, the

Dan Ilic  33:01   lexicon is growing hit always the greatest growing hits,

Rebecca Huntley  33:05   I was waiting for a God Almighty growing here, and it hasn't come. And in fact, it's unlikely to come just because of what happened what they managed to push through Parliament, New South Wales Parliament last week, which is that they're just going to be creating best putting those building blocks in. And once that happens, once a community starts to see the benefit, they don't turn back, they don't turn back when they know that those things are going to work. So no, absolutely. And in fact, one of the big insights coming out of this book was the importance of in the same way that the voices of deniers have been amplified. We need to amplify the voices that that I suppose. And pique or surprise people, this person cares about climate. That's why I was so interested in farmers for climate action, around a lot of a lot about faith leaders talking about climate, from the point of view of their faith, and conservatives of all kinds really, critically important. It's important because different people have to see themselves as having as people like them talking about climate and talking about the benefits, or we don't make that connection.

Dan Ilic  34:18   One of the things you can suggest in your book is to not use catastrophic language. Yeah. This podcast is called irrational fear. It's, it's a it's kind of a joke. Oh, yeah. I'm using catastrophic language. And Rebecca using catastrophic language is fun. Yeah, absolutely. I know if you know that. So like, but why shouldn't we be doing that?

Rebecca Huntley  34:40   Well, I mean, again, it's all horses for courses for some. And this is why understanding who you're talking to, and where they are now and where you might be able to shift them is critically important. All right, if you even five or six years ago, when I was when I was concerned about climate, but it wasn't the main part of my life. I actually did have some friends in my Who would just would use this language and I would just kind of, you know, shrink away, I'm gonna be, again, you might be too young for this. I remember years ago, when Bob Carr was premiere on on New Year's Day, he released this statement about climate change. And I remember thinking about what was at stake for the environment, and I'm thinking, he's gone mad. I just couldn't understand it. Now you look back at it. And he's obviously reading the climate science. You know, it's all you know, many things you want about Bob Carr, he genuinely cares about the environment. And I wasn't receptive at that moment for that, but something happened. And now I raised the uninhabitable Earth and other things, and listen to some of the climate science and which I do every now. And then I don't do it all the time. But it's important to keep my eyes focused on the task. So I'm receptive to it. It's absolutely clear that there are other audiences that are completely unreceptive and may never grow to be receptive. We need to think about how can we shift them political behaviour, consumer behaviour, you know, bit for other reasons, right. We need to inject a sense of urgency for them that isn't about walls and fire and all the rest of it is about something else. So you distil it's all about? I'm not saying never use it, I'm saying understand the impact that it's going to have so understand the audience, why are using it and what you want to get them to do for me, I would dip into something like the uninhabitable Earth maybe once a month, or I'd tune into her site I just the other day, I was listening to some of the latest science, just about the challenge of not just reducing emissions, but drawdown like dramatic like drop when I started thinking, because every all of my work moment, is completely focused on renewables and emissions. And then I started thinking, that's just one side of the problem. Yeah, just thinking. And I started, and my friend, he was also on the zoom texted me and she said, Are you are you? Are you having a panic attack too? And I said, Yep. And badly. It was important because I walked away thinking I actually need to start doing more research on the jewel language around drawdown and emissions reduction, I have to get my head around it.

Dan Ilic  37:16   This is probably a good place to mention that you can look up the carbon emissions from your car with a go neutral sticker for $90 going to show for offset 3.5 tonnes of your carbon from your car and you can put a sticker on the back of a car, you know, I just did this Yeah, then check out the link in the show notes. And five bucks of that comes to us.

Rebecca Huntley  37:35   Now this is f this sounds like it sounds like completely fake. But actually, I did this week go.

Dan Ilic  37:43   Oh, so you got my cast away from listening to our podcast,

Rebecca Huntley  37:47   not from your podcast, sadly, bash, but I saw them on Instagram, I thought because so I'm in the situation where I want to get a Navy, but I've probably about three or four years away from getting one yeah. And you know, in a bit of a you know, COVID is meant I bless my marriage. So I don't know if huge amounts of money. So I thought this is a really good bridge between what my car is now and when I'm going to get a Navy. I mean,

Dan Ilic  38:12   it really doesn't do anything except for purchasing with other people that you're a good person, but that's

Rebecca Huntley  38:16   not a bad bet in this area. And I'm deep behind the chimeric lotto circle. It's all about the virtue signalling. I can't shame people. I have a gun. The sticker on my car. I have so many. I mean, here, you could get beaten with a Hessian bag if you walk around with a plastic bag.

Dan Ilic  38:35   Thank you so much, Rebecca, you for coming on irrational fear. I just want to maybe do a quick roleplay with you Sure. Let's pretend we're sitting down Christmas lunch. I'll be my cousin. Okay. And you can talk me around climate as

Rebecca Huntley  38:51   well look in these kinds of environments, just ending with a conversation that doesn't end in turfing, some kind of, you know, bread roll at the table isn't success, but

Dan Ilic  39:02   let's go. Okay. Well, you know, the problem with renewables is just another baseload power to to power the country. That's what we need baseload power. Why do you think that? Oh, just see everything I've read.

Rebecca Huntley  39:15   With some way

Dan Ilic  39:16   I've written in the Daily Telegraph, Andrew bolt, right headlight tells me all the time on TV, basically power. I've also done some reading on some great blogs. I can't remember the name. I've probably never be able to find a rice

Rebecca Huntley  39:28   book. Alright. Okay.

Unknown Speaker  39:30   Well, I think I think, look, there is

Rebecca Huntley  39:32   definitely issues we need to make sure for people to really embrace renewables, we really have to know that they can feel confident that it can deal with whatever happens. But you know, one of the things that's really interesting is the CSI or the chief scientist, they say that stuff is already happening like in places like South Australia and Tasmania. This is already happening. So I'm not that worried about baseload power

Dan Ilic  39:54   windows that give people cancer.

Rebecca Huntley  39:56   Yeah, I don't think that that's a thing but I am I mean, I'd be interested if you want to share that material with me. I'd really like to have a look at it. I sent

Dan Ilic  40:04   a Facebook post about people got ringing in their ears from windmills.

Rebecca Huntley  40:08   Yeah, no, I think look, I think that would probably have to put that to one side at the moment, I'd get it again. Some people like the look of windmills, some people don't. But the other day I was writing just in the Hunter Valley. Okay, so the Esma rate for children in New South Wales general generally is at about 12%. In the Hunter Valley, it's 18%. And it's all about the Open, open, you know, open pit coal mines,

Dan Ilic  40:35   where those people go to work, they can't work in windmills.

Rebecca Huntley  40:38   Well, the other thing, why should they can they can evil energy. But I suppose the other thing that we constantly do, and it's understandable, because, you know, none of us, none of us are economists at this table. Especially, you know, jobs in that sector in the hunter, getting less and less and less over time, over time, their project pretty much to disappear. You know, lots of the big renewable in lots of the big GM fossil fuel in areas want to get out of the Hunter Valley. There's lots of other opportunities in the Hunter Valley for jobs, especially if the government gets really good about investing.

Dan Ilic  41:14   Even coal is such a big exporter for us, you know, we basically run a whole country on on fossil fuels leaving the country

Rebecca Huntley  41:22   we have and that's been such an important driver to prosperity in Australia. I get that. I think one of the things that really worries me is a lot of the people that are buying that call are massively investing in renewables made real commitments to reducing emissions. And so we're going to start to say, a lot of that decline over time. We've got to be ready for what happens when it falls off.

Dan Ilic  41:42   China is building 10,000 new coal mine coal power plants a day.

Rebecca Huntley  41:48   Wow, gosh, really?

Dan Ilic  41:51   Did 10,000 a day?

Rebecca Huntley  41:54   I don't know if that's true place. Yeah. Again, look, can you send the stuff about the email and cancer stuff? Can you also send this stuff about the 10,000 coal mines? I'd really like to have a look anyway. We definitely. Do you want some chicken? I would love to have another conversation with you about this next Christmas. Anyway, you said that next week series called The Crown apparently it's really good. I don't know what it's about. So

Dan Ilic  42:17   whatever that is, you're a coward. Rebecca, a coward. You could have had me on the ropes. Gonna slandered me. It's really hard to have these conversations with people that are in your family isn't there?

Rebecca Huntley  42:29   But you know what the other thing in the book and I'm a big fan of Anna rose and worked really closely with her I once asked him should you ever argue with a climate denier? And she said only if other people around prepared to listen, overhearing the conversation?

Dan Ilic  42:44   That is a wonderful aros thing to say.

Rebecca Huntley  42:48   And I think it's true. So such great strategy. It is. So what I wasn't going to change your mind there. Bash anybody at the table, who doesn't want to talk about climate change has seen two things, ask be able to have a conversation which didn't deteriorate into name calling to there was lots of different bits of information that I throw in there, one of which is going to spark some kind of attention. But if people walk away from that conversation, thinking that two people on completely different ends of the spectrum can have an evidence kind of evidence. conversation about something that they normally see is a completely resolvable issue, then that itself is a tiny, you know, when one conversation is not going to turn people around, but a series of productive I'm not talking about respectful necessarily, because it wasn't necessarily being respectful because you caught up till by the end of it. I was over. And didn't was like yes, well, there we go. That's part of it. You know, that is so that for me, that isn't for me, the fact that I didn't lose it and say, Listen, you, knuckle bowgun shop, this is a great achievement given I've already had two glasses of champagne, and it's been a try. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  44:04   I mean, it's hard to say that and take you seriously when you've got a paper crown on your head.

Rebecca Huntley  44:12   That's exactly right. Yeah, exactly. Right. So there we go. It is hard. And I and look, there are times where I've failed miserably. And there have been times there was one time recently where one of my daughter's friends started doing all these weird things with plastic bottles and not putting them in recycling. And I said Listen, do you know that your body is awash with a million tiny bits of micro plastic? And he looked at me absolutely terrified and ran away. And my my, my daughter said to me, Mom, like everybody knows you like like your environment, climate change, but please don't scare my friend. I'm like, Okay, okay, but it would drive me nuts. He was like doing all these weird things with plastic and putting them in the wrong place. And I went nuts. So even even the people who write books get it wrong.

Dan Ilic  44:58   You just especially 40 minutes telling me how what a rational person you are.

Rebecca Huntley  45:07   That's true. Even even the most rational people lose it. We even the most rational people.

Dan Ilic  45:14   Well, Rebecca, I'm thankful that we have less modernise dog houses in this preserve in our life, because we've got your brain to think about these problems.

Rebecca Huntley  45:23   Thank you very much. And we got your podcast, too.

Dan Ilic  45:26   Yeah. Well, that's right. That's it. You wanted more conversation? In your book, you say more people talking about climate change. So I started a podcast. Thanks, Rebecca.

Unknown Speaker  45:35   Thank you.

Dan Ilic  45:37   And that was Rebecca Hunley, she's pretty funny for a market researcher would be silent.

Linh Do  45:40   It really is. And I learned so much turns out the best way to communicate about climate change isn't just screaming at all of your relatives and friends and neighbours.

Unknown Speaker  45:49   Now you've worked with Rebecca in the past?

Linh Do  45:51   Yeah, I have worked with Rebecca, before we met through Climate Reality. And once I learned that she was working on this book about, you know, how do you speak on climate change? I think I ended up being a really great resource for her because I've made so many of these mistakes, I was able to detail, top 100 failures, that time that I spoke to the bus driver about it that time I spoke to a school teacher about it. So here are all of the things I went and did wrong

Dan Ilic  46:13   that time because all of this time you had to speak to Al Gore about it.

Linh Do  46:17   Yeah, and I like to use the word I mean, so complicated. But I think you know, given her understanding of what the actual Australian public is, like, her ability to still figure out how climate messaging resonates, regardless of political alignment, regardless of like other values, alignment, I think is really powerful. And I would definitely recommend skimming through the book, or gifting it to a couple of people over the holidays.

Dan Ilic  46:43   Next up is Sarah Wilson, we had a great chat about her book, this one wild and precious life. Pretty interesting book. It's not too dissimilar to Rebecca's in that it kind of delves into climate anxiety, and kind of tries to help you with how to have conversations with people how to deal with climate anxiety on your own. But it's much more inwardly facing and kind of is about everything. It's about the whole gamut of Sarah's climate anxiety experience. And she kind of goes on this big rambley journey all around the world to kind of talk to experts and understand nature and humans in context with nature. And it's some it's really fascinating. Here's our chat.

Unknown Speaker  47:21   You're listening to the greatest tomorrow podcast about generation.

Dan Ilic  47:26   Let me start by asking you, how's your heart at this moment?

Sarah Wilson  47:33   Thank you for reading my book that closely to quote lines back at me. My heart is in. You know what it's actually in a really solid place. This often happens after I finished writing a book, my books that taught self help tools, and they take me to a place where I have to get vigilant and real about the shit I share with everyone. You know, when you write a book about quitting sugar, you can't walk down the street eating a magnum for instance. And so when you write a book about waking up to this one wild and precious life, you've got to do exactly that. So

Dan Ilic  48:06   I was actually experiment. I was actually curious as to why he didn't call the book I quit car, but

Sarah Wilson  48:11   it doesn't. It's not evocative. It really, is it I mean, I think sort of an ex ABC journalist or a scientist in Australia Institute thought, you know, sort of consultant would write a book with that title.

Dan Ilic  48:25   I found the book, I think I tweeted the first few pages as I was reading the book, I like to think I tweeted at you I think this book is an extraordinary artefact for someone in the future to discover, because it feels like it captures a real contemporary anxiety of the moment. Is that why you wrote the book?

Sarah Wilson  48:43   Yes. Although I had to write it in real time, because it was due before the Australian bushfires, and then before COVID, and then before the Black Lives Matters, issue, reared its head, all of which is related, of course, it's the same, what I call each that kind of dready, kind of anx de cringy itch that we're all feeling. But um, I came off the back of writing. First, we make the base beautiful, which is that internal journey to understand, you know, well, for me, it was to understand my bipolar and kind of general weakness, and to share that story with people who felt the same. But then, you know, as I was doing publicity for that, and moving around the world, and also keeping up my work as a climate activist, I realised that the anxiety was now global and collective. And it was way bigger than our own personal stuff, which was a relief in many ways, because I think a lot of our anxiety that we feel is about the fact that we should be attending to something bigger than ourselves right now, this time in history. So yes, I was watching listening angsting going into really deep despairing holes. And then I thought I better write a book about this, and really try to find A hopeful path and I struggled. As you know, Dan, because you saw me in the process, you know, around Bondi, well, I

Dan Ilic  50:06   know you are very competitive. You're a very compelling leader as well, like, you know, I did see around bonda. And you would, you would you would berate me for not going to protests and stuff like that. And then, you know, eventually ended up going to those protests

Sarah Wilson  50:19   in the book.

Dan Ilic  50:20   Am I? Yeah.

Sarah Wilson  50:21   You probably didn't identify it. I mentioned those protests the September, remember? Yeah. Yeah. The September 2019, climate protests. And there was seven people that I targeted on the morning of the protest. And you were one of them. And all of you went? Yeah, I mentioned in the book.

Dan Ilic  50:39   Yeah. Because I saw you were in a cafe and you said, Are you going to the protest, as I thought about it, just really busy. And I ended up just calling my fiance and say, let's get out of work and go to the protest. And that's exactly what we did.

Sarah Wilson  50:49   And all of you I saw within 48 hours of the protest, some I saw that night celebrating or having a cocktail to celebrate the fact that they'd got engaged in it. And all of you I saw within 48 hours, and I went into a dark place when I came across all these people I thought were engaged to weren't rising to this opportunity, right, that was being laid out in front of you. And then every, every one of you went and brought people along, and then got back to me and told me that you went and said, It was awesome. Oh, I cried. I really, I cried with joy. And it was just a reminder of how awesome humans can be.

Dan Ilic  51:26   It's also a reminder of the leadership abilities that Sarah Wilson can activate me to do six,

Unknown Speaker  51:32   seven people at a time. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  51:34   well, let's talk about that. I mean, that is one of the things about your book is intense, intensely personal. But it also talks about how we all have the power in ourselves to affect change. And so people who consider themselves as powerless people, that's not true. Everybody has an iota of power. How do you help those people realise that how they have through this book? And how do you encourage them to use that power?

Sarah Wilson  51:59   Well, it's a seductive combination of statistics, right, that are backed by sort of many white lab coats, so people go must be legit, as well as sort of metaphor and story and reminders of what's happened in the past, which I think also helps people to realise that this is not humanity's first rodeo, you know, with this kind of things, a great high back colour

Dan Ilic  52:20   t shirt pandemic of the late 90s. We survived that I think we can survive it. Oh,

Sarah Wilson  52:24   I mean, yeah, human hardship, we've done it. I think one of the statistics that people really resonate with and get fired up about is the 3.5% figure of hope, as I call it. So Erica Chenoweth, scientist at Harvard, decided to look deeply into what activated change and she looked at all the peaceful protests from 1900 to 2004. and analyse each and every one of them and found that were three and a half percent of any given population, whether it's a school, a town, a village, whatever, a country, get together, and activate and unite peacefully, the change happens, three and a half percent is not a lot. And I think a lot of people find that really activating. And it's everyday people just getting behind a movement and turning up.

Dan Ilic  53:09   This is not just a community, like a nation, but they could be considered to be community like a workplace

Sarah Wilson  53:13   or school, a school. Yeah, exactly. So whatever change that you want to happen, that's going to actually take humanity forward, you only need three and a half percent. So that's one thing I'll say to anyone who feels like what's the point? How is my little bit going to make a difference? The second thing that I try to use is these sort of various metaphors. And the way that humans work is we galvanise at an exponential rate, right? So change or care begets care, action begets action, exponentially. And I'll use the example as we like to in this sports, crazy country of the footy match, or the baseball match, or whatever it is the baseball game, where the losing side is down by three points, or whatever. And there's 30 seconds left in the game, and everybody's kind of going, Oh, god, this is all over. And then out of nowhere, the losing side kind of galvanises, this Kamikaze spirit, I call it Kamikaze. Like where they toss out all the normal rules, and just go for it. And as it's kind of groups, soul movement, or moment, and way too many games in history have gone down with that sort of final try and the last 1.5 seconds or the final, you know, fucking home run or whatever. And so this is what we do. We rise to the occasion in this exponential Kamikaze way when we give a shit when we care enough about something

Dan Ilic  54:35   I certainly know through university days that you know, when I know I've got a deadline coming that it really makes me work hard. I have to say that that metaphor really resonates with me, particularly when we were running the TV show tonight lay when we knew we were ending the show and we had six weeks left on air. We threw the whole wrote rulebook out and we made some of the most incredible memorable things. People actually started turning up to the show wanting to come and watch The show

Sarah Wilson  55:00   magic happens. I call it magic.

Dan Ilic  55:02   It is Yeah, it is a strange period. And I do feel I feel so on board with you at this moment, I feel like this is the moment now that everybody needs to be pulling in the same direction and aligned. And this is anybody who's not could be left behind. And we need to encourage them to come along with us.

Sarah Wilson  55:21   Yeah, I haven't, I guess the third element that I put to all of this, and this is something that Miss is missing from the climate movement and has been for as long as I've been on this planet. It's the fact that we haven't actually shown how joyful and charming this can be. And I think I've mentioned this to you before then that I went into a dark place trying to find the hopeful path forward three clusters. And I almost gave up, you know, was about to tell my us and my Australian publishers can't do this. Haven't got an answer, sorry, somebody else will have to come up with one. And my meditation teacher sat me down. And he said, Sarah, the thing is, you love living this way. You've got to show us how this can be charming. You've got to show us how this is better than the status quo, make it look sexy and fun. And I realised what he was getting that and, and that shifted the whole dynamic of my book and where I went with it. Like I was like, absolutely, that's how humans work. This has got to be such charming, it's got to be something that we go, game on, this resonates. This is beautiful. This is wild. And that's where that wild and precious notion came into play. Our nature is to give a shit, our nature is to care and to rise to bigger things than ourselves. And we haven't had that dialogue, particularly in Australia for the last 30 years of economic opulence, you know, continued growth, we haven't had that dialogue of going to our edge firing up caring at a level where we overextend ourselves, and, but yet, that is our nature. That is where we rise to our best selves. That's when we're happiest and we're most vibrant, and we're fending and we're creating, and we're resilient, we become resilient. And so that's, that was sort of my aim. So I think that's the third element to selling this, you know, I give a final kind of message to people who have become, you know, overwhelmed and numb, is that, hey, this is awesomely vibrant, and enlivening. And, you know, like, I live minimally, and I ride a bike everywhere. And I don't do it because I'm trying to be a marshal. I do it because I love it like living any other way gives me this, like Hideki feeling, you know, I'd much rather ride a bike somewhere, and smell the air and run into people along the way. Like not literally, but and, you know, live and breathe and see things and being engaged. Because otherwise why are we here?

Dan Ilic  57:49   Yeah, the book is interesting. There's one wild and precious life is really interesting, because his journey itself, I feel like it's, it's rambley Not only is it rambley, literally because you go on a little walks, but it also figuratively, was that on purpose?

Sarah Wilson  58:05   Yeah, you might remember the bit where my father refers to the book on the family. What that

Dan Ilic  58:10   is, is a big chunk of everything. Yeah, his

Sarah Wilson  58:12   book of everything, right, because somebody was, you know, my family, my family aren't known for reading my books. So they generally rely on dad to kind of read it and do a summary. So he just referred to a series book of everything. Look, everything got us into this mess, and everything is going to be required to get us out of it. And it is overwhelming. So the way I do it, I think, you know, I do these little tiny mini chapters, some of them are a paragraph long, some of them maybe up to three pages long. And the topic requires swapping from science to philosophy to spirituality to my own personal kind of reflections on it, so that it humanises it and makes it you know, gives a bit of a pause for people to sort of absorb it at a human level. So I am unapologetic about it and I wrote first we make the beast beautiful in a similar way because anxiety requires an outlet and then analysis of all those factors as well. And so I do dance between them all. And we shouldn't try to kind of bring it all in together into a into a seamless conclusion because the complexities of life don't operate that I do ramble. And they go off over here and, and part of it was to get people comfortable with that itself, with the uncertainty and the lack of order and the chaos because that is what we're in. Right.

Dan Ilic  59:30   Did it help you with your climate anxiety or your eco anxiety? Yeah,

Sarah Wilson  59:35   it did. 100% That sounds very emphatic. But I actually I actually did, I couldn't write this book until I did have that path of hope. Until I believed it and really owned it and, and kind of stepped into it and and and felt that it was going to be the guiding sort of force for me going forward in the second half of my life. I was down, I was really struggling to see the point of my existence halfway through writing this book. And really the the struggled as I tried to grapple with ways of solving this that I share in the book. were real. I was writing it in real time. So but I do you can feel it.

Dan Ilic  1:00:20   Yeah, you can feel it, you can feel like the ups and downs of your of what is a very personal journey.

Sarah Wilson  1:00:26   And I think a lot of people are going through that, but they don't necessarily articulate it because we don't have a forum for it. Everything sort of says, This is too much influx, and there's not enough discernment going on, right. So, but I did have to get deliberate about all the shit that I was telling people to do in my book. So, you know, I do have to leave out the practices. Like I said, I can't walk down the street with eating a magnum anymore. Well, I have to be

Dan Ilic  1:00:51   one of your friends who lives in your Southern I can't walk down the street with a paper cup of coffee. Dude, Wilson says, Man,

Sarah Wilson  1:01:00   I know that's true. That became a bit of a theme in the book didn't that, but it's actually just one of those. I mean, people go, Oh, you know, one more takeaway coffee cups not going to make a difference? Yep. Sure. That's absolutely right. And in fact, recycling and cutting out plastics isn't even the tip of the iceberg. It's all climate change, we've got to accept that. And so that happens at a policy level and industry and the big, big end of town, but it's the optics, right? It's the care begets care, we need to see more imagery of people giving a shit, this has got to be the dominant discourse, otherwise, we will feel hopeless, and particularly for, dare I say it, white middle class men, they are the demographic missing from the climate debate in the climate, activism space. It's it's white men that are we need to get on board. So when I whenever I see a white man in bondo, with a takeaway coffee cup, I will go out of my way and suggest that they get a key cup.

Dan Ilic  1:02:01   Well, if they're a white man in bondo, they've probably also got a podcast. So you go.

Sarah Wilson  1:02:07   Go me sitting here in your lounge room right now?

Dan Ilic  1:02:11   Well, let's talk about that a little bit. Because I think that is interesting. I feel like everyone is so busy with their lives that climate change, it sits on the back burner for a little bit. Now, I'm in the luxury of disposition, where I'm being supported by fellowship, and I can correct credits podcast and talk to great climate thinkers like you and other people. And I get to kind of use my power to kind of have some sort of discourse about climate change, and encourage others to apply pressure on those in power to do something with climate action through this medium, but if you're just a bloke who's got a job at a construction company, or what Look, what do you say to them?

Sarah Wilson  1:02:53   Well, I actually have a dialogue with a white bloke in a construction company in the book, if you remember, who walked around with a takeaway coffee cup in a cafe while seated at the cafe. And he becomes a bit of a thread in the story. What do I say to them? Well, I say to anyone, and this is not my idea comes from the American Buddhist nun Premachandran, she said, start where you are. So if you're a nurse, working nights, if you're a busy parent with three kids, juggling, whatever, that's your starting point. And I use the example in the book of someone who lives around the corner from me and she's a mom of two kids. Pretty much what you're describing doesn't feels powerless, hasn't got a forum. And she just said, so again, it was the strikes the other protests in September in 2019. And she was like, Oh, look, all the mums at my school. The parents are just going it's too hard to get into the city at that time of day with a kid. And she said, maybe, maybe I could all get a minibus. And I said, do it and I get to get on the Eventbrite set it up as a thing, you know, you can charge the tickets. Anyway, it's sold out within an hour, she'd upgraded to a coach, she ended up upgrading to two coaches, and she got over 150 people to that protest. She started where she was, as a sort of fed up Mum, with with access to Eventbrite and Mary's coaches, you know, so I thought that was a great example. And then I shared that on my social media feed. And then I know that a number of people around the country did exactly the same thing at the last minute and it managed to get a coach load of parents and students who otherwise wouldn't have gone to that rally.

Dan Ilic  1:04:36   I think starting where you are is the perfect place because in your own sphere, you have influence over other people, your peers, your friends, your family. Yeah. And that is that is completely

Sarah Wilson  1:04:49   and once you start as you know, and this is why I focus on keep cups right? Once you start once you buy a KitKat bite my friend, Kate's husband, Adam, he went and got himself a KitKat He was so proud of himself, right, you know, thought he was doing. And then he started taking a real interest in recycling and the recycling laws in the in the area. And then it started to grow further and further. So as I said before, actual care begets action and care. And so it generally grows, and then you feel empowered, you feel hopeful, the best remedy for hopelessness and despair is to actually just get engaged in whatever form possible even if it's just listening to the news an hour a day, you feel like you're part of it.

Dan Ilic  1:05:33   Yeah. As a comedian who puts on shows about climate change, I've recycled so many jokes, it makes me feel so good. I'm doing something for

Sarah Wilson  1:05:42   keep doing more and more of it. Exactly.

Dan Ilic  1:05:45   Do you get people pushing you back on your climate credentials?

Sarah Wilson  1:05:48   I'm not so much, I think because nobody? Well, most of the world struggles to understand the climate science and to be an expert in it. I think what we've worked out and I think climate scientists are wonderful at this, I interviewed, I interviewed 14 different climate scientists, three of whom were involved in the IPCC report. And they are very good at admitting they're not the best communicators. So one of them, actually Joelle. And I forgotten her surname now, but she was a lead scientist on the paper. She said to me, Listen, our work is done. The science is in. And now we need to hand the baton to people like you, Sarah, who can communicate it.

Dan Ilic  1:06:33   I have to say that was one of the biggest eye opening moments of the book, reading a book. I was like, Oh, yeah, shit, yeah. Why are we even trying to convince people? It's real anymore. We're pushing on powerful people to make change. That's right, because the science has done. Everything else needs a rollover, those who don't believe can forget it. It's about effecting change right at the top and getting that change in place.

Sarah Wilson  1:06:55   Yeah, the scientists have been working in this realm for ages, the activists have been working, and just tirelessly. And so often, I was speaking to activists who are saying something similar. They were saying, we have been going at this for 30 years, and we are exhausted. All we need you to do is come and join us. You know, don't start up a new climate movement. We've got them all here. We've got the data, blah, blah, blah. Just help us out, you know, and so, yeah, I don't get it as much in this climate space, because I don't think that there's too many people. Well, I think everybody feels a little bit, we're scared of it. We most people can't actually digest all the information and feel that they've got a really good handle on it, to be able to give me a hard time about what I'm saying.

Dan Ilic  1:07:40   Well, that's true. But also you've got a huge audience. Like, I feel like the Sarah Wilson radar consumer fan. Did you feel like you were bringing them along to a whole new topic that they haven't thought much about?

Sarah Wilson  1:07:51   Yeah, and I have a technique for that. Um, you know, I've come from MSM

Dan Ilic  1:07:56   based media. Yeah, I trust mainstream media contrast,

Sarah Wilson  1:07:59   no, no, no, that I thought he probably can trust somebody who comes from mainstream media, and has come out the other side knows the dark side, I'm gonna we're not gonna trust mainstream media, who are we going to trust at least they actually has a very good

Dan Ilic  1:08:13   page that I follow called climate sucks.

Unknown Speaker  1:08:18   A lot of good information.

Unknown Speaker  1:08:19   He was pandemic.

Unknown Speaker  1:08:21   I tried to find it, I couldn't find it.

Unknown Speaker  1:08:25   That's it. That's it.

Sarah Wilson  1:08:27   I what my technique and for anyone out there who's wanting to replicate this technique, is I tend to seed things with my audience. So I'll start talking about this writing about it in quite gentle ways, asking questions, like genuine questions, because I'm wanting to find out where people are at where their pain points at. And I actually held wine and chat groups. As I was writing this book, trying to get from people what it is that they were really struggling with, what aspect of the science, what aspect of the movement, you know, where where were they getting stuck. So I do that, and I start the conversation about three years before the book comes out. And so I do blog posts, I start to, you know, really start to build momentum. So by the time it comes out, people are already 80% onboard. They're signed on for the journey. They're signed on for the journey, they trust me, they know that I've been working this round, and they go, Oh, this is where it all went to. So it's a great marketing tool, but it's in terms of coalescing people around an idea. I think it's gonna work this way. You know, it slowly sort of start where you are. I started as somebody who could blog about this and share Instagram pictures and things and I copped the blowback back then and to answer your earlier question, I think I've spread the blowback out over about three years, and now people just accept I am where I am.

Dan Ilic  1:09:50   I think that's changed for anybody. It's painful and growing is hard.

Sarah Wilson  1:09:56   That's right. I actually don't mind Dan, I think you've probably worked that out about I try to moderate it, I kind of be the nice girl. And then I come out with something that really shifts people. And then I go into the comments and just time it all down. Well Hang on, you know, it is a sport. And I try not to get too upset about it or too invested in it. Because it's not about me, it's about people's fears. And then, and we've got to bear that in mind.

Dan Ilic  1:10:20   And so to relate this back to people who might be listening to this, who, whose own sphere of influence is probably a lot smaller than Sarah Wilson's is what you recommend they do like in the lead up to Christmas, just send a couple of text messages and say, Hey, we know we should do we shouldn't use plastic plates for Christmas. Well, I would and then come Christmas lunch, let's sign this petition like

Unknown Speaker  1:10:40   I do much.

Sarah Wilson  1:10:42   Look, what a warm up. As you know, as a comedian, you need the warm up, you need to get people's laughing muscles activated. I think that the best thing that you can do is the best place to start is where you are with yourself the most convincing and to go back to that sort of turning point in the writing of my book. I had to live and breathe it as somebody who believed my own message and did find this way of living, fun, exciting, dynamic, life affirming, because that is the most powerful way to get a message across. So anyone who's about to go and face recalcitrant relatives over Christmas, just freakin strap on your conviction. Pack your keep cup and build

Unknown Speaker  1:11:25   yourself up with charm.

Sarah Wilson  1:11:27   It really is all about with charm. And yeah, and and just be your message.

Dan Ilic  1:11:31   Yeah. Be your message. That's pretty nice. Yeah, I like that. When you're thinking about projects like this? Do you have a ultimate goal in mind? Like an ultimate outcome? What's the best possible outcome for writing a book like this for you? does it stop at the book? No. Again,

Sarah Wilson  1:11:49   this is my marketing background, my MSN background. For listeners who are wondering who the hell I am, and, and why I'm here, or how I got to be here, I was the editor of cosmopolitan. So I sort of learned how to do marketing and to take an idea out in all kinds of monetizing directions. So I generally see that a books with my books, I generally have a life in them of a couple of years. So I try to ensure the message goes further in the conversation from my point of view goes further because I write books because I'm curious. And while I do do a lot of research in the lead up to it, and then I write it. Part of it is also a little bit of a kind of poking life and wanting to see what comes back afterwards. And then that will then probably direct me into my next project. But in this case, yeah, I always knew that this was going to be a complex conversation. It's a book about everything, as my dad said, I needed to get it out there. And then I needed to go and have the conversation with people in a in a way that made everybody feel safe to discuss this stuff, and to show them how to have this discussion out in their communities. So I'm doing a tour with Live Nation, which works to this effect. It's like a giant add on. I mentioned the add on in my Borger. It's a West bengalese sub tradition of talking about complex issues, over hours and hours of cups of tea in large community settings. So that's what I'm going to be doing. But then I also have these book clubs, I've drawn up a book club, sort of schedule sheets that people can use. And then they can use that to go and discuss some of these complex issues with friends and family. So it's like

Dan Ilic  1:13:28   a training tool slash info bomb slash. And I

Sarah Wilson  1:13:31   just keep going and going. And I often don't know exactly where it needs to go. So I have a few structures in place. And then you know, and then I I just see what comes forward, but I will keep the momentum going. I don't see it stopping at a book and then I move on to something else. It's it's almost the starting point, the launchpad for the bigger discussion.

Dan Ilic  1:13:51   Do you think this climate discussion will roll into your next big project as well?

Unknown Speaker  1:13:55   Yeah,

Sarah Wilson  1:13:56   I'm not quite sure what that is. It's starting to like it always takes me six months after writing a book, to start to get the energy to go get fired up about my next thing. And it's starting to percolate, I kind of have a feeling of where it's heading, but it'll probably segue off this into bigger and deeper and Wilder, but chairs your question about where do I want this book to take people like what was my aim? The initial working title for the book, really, up until very close to publishing was Wait, you know, five years up. And essentially that is what I'm wanting people to do. Um, for selfish reasons. I wouldn't mind you know, completing my allotted 85 years on this planet in some kind of comfort.

Dan Ilic  1:14:41   And books are the kind of title do very well and just

Sarah Wilson  1:14:44   say, Do you have the word Paris and then your work? Yeah, let me just be really brutally honest. I want people to find the cup do everything they can. I want to galvanise I want us all to rally together have a wild time saving this one wild and precious life. That's what I'm after.

Dan Ilic  1:15:01   And start where you are,

Sarah Wilson  1:15:02   start where you are.

Dan Ilic  1:15:03   I think that's a great place to end.

Sarah Wilson  1:15:05   where we started. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  1:15:08   I'm Sarah Wilson, thank you for coming on the greatest moral podcast of our generation.

Sarah Wilson  1:15:13   I feel very, very privileged.

Unknown Speaker  1:15:18   GM, great, a small podcast

Dan Ilic  1:15:20   of our generation. That was the wonderful, great and dare I say famous Sara Wilson's great to have her on the podcast always like famous people in

Linh Do  1:15:29   Yeah, they're the best and nice joke there. I quit sugar, I quit carbon. I mean, it all rolls really well. Thank

Dan Ilic  1:15:36   you. Thank you very much. Um, do you read her book?

Linh Do  1:15:39   I have read her book, actually. And I have to admit, you know, as someone who already speaks climate, none of these climate books are for me, when I read them. I'm always like, no, but you should be doing more. And I was like, I don't think anyone wants to read the book that would be written for me. I think one of my big takeaways about, you know, Sarah Wilson's workflow is she's had such a fascinating life. And I just really love how she's really not just trying to tackle climate change, but like, fundamentally changed the relationship that she has with capitalism, consumerism, and how all of that interlinks with all of these other like C word things, you know, she talks about COVID, of course. And I think if you can go from like hosting Mastership, to being an advocate for climate champion, I think there's hard for all of us to figure out how we can make climate an integral part of our identities.

Dan Ilic  1:16:21   Absolutely. How can you be a climate champion as well? That's the big question for you listening to this? Well, what I do is I make a podcast when I don't know about you.

Linh Do  1:16:31   You know, I just like live and breathe in and get a little bit angry and have to remember to read hot tips on how to talk about freaking others.

Dan Ilic  1:16:39   That's the problem with climate change becomes your job and is your hobby and is also an existential crisis for you.

Unknown Speaker  1:16:44   Yeah.

Linh Do  1:16:46   Yeah. That's why no one's writing books for me, because like I am, it's a nice, it's a nice place to be. And speaking of

Dan Ilic  1:16:53   see words, Christmas is coming up next week, and we do have a special Rupert Degas who does all of the comedy voices for all the sketches of irrational fear will be joining us to go through the years best sketches we've made on the show. So I can't wait to hear how that comes about. But that's about it for greatest moral podcasts of our generation. Thank you, Lynn.

Linh Do  1:17:12   Thank you, Jan. Can't wait to be doing this again with you next year in 2021.

Dan Ilic  1:17:16   Yeah, a big thanks to rode mics, the birther Foundation, go nutro Our Patreon supporters. Also Big thanks to Jacob round on tepanyaki timeline also big thank you to Dr. Rebecca Huntley, and the wonderful Sarah Wilson. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of good night.

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This week's show we go undercover as the Premier's boyfriend to get the arts funded, we open up a mystery package of seeds from China, KFC's feature film ambitions on the Lifetime Channel, also we discuss how Australia's climate action is ranked in the world. 

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation.

Dan Ilic  0:04   Good I Lewis How are you?

Lewis Hobba  0:07   I'm really well how are you?

Dan Ilic  0:08   You're really well well, why are you so really well,

Lewis Hobba  0:10   it's December it's the Christmas spirit. pine trees in the air

Dan Ilic  0:15   is because school's almost over as well.

Lewis Hobba  0:17   I you know, I'm not 16 right

Dan Ilic  0:21   now, at the end of June at the end of your work, the end of your work, that's kind of what I'm getting.

Unknown Speaker  0:26   I'm not a take, ya

Dan Ilic  0:27   know, I know. All right, forget it. I want to say a big thank you to our new Patreon supporters. big thank you to Michael de muitas Brendan nevel and Leoni. supriyo big thank you for that. Now you can support a rational fear by joining the Patreon yourself for as little as $3 us a month the money goes to us paying the cost of the show and getting various folks to work on it. And also what you get is an ad free version of the podcast you also get access to early lineups, and you also get access to our Discord server, where we kind of talk about the show together and comedy in general. And you also get Louis 20% discount to live show tickets. Because in the new year we are planning some big live shots including our 100th episode Lois,

Lewis Hobba  1:12   really excited about that the big, the big sin tannery the tan, I'm thrilled I wanted to I thought once we got to the nervous 90s we might you know, do a Don Bradman and go out with an average of 99.9 to never make it

Dan Ilic  1:26   who knows there's still time to fail, there is still time to fail. We're going to be doing a 100th episode in Sydney at giant Wharf in February. So you want to get discount tickets for that but also loads we're going on tour. We've got a gun trying to go to the Melbourne Comedy Festival once they announce what's going on there. But also we're going to be doing shows in Newcastle, Cannes, and Thursday Island next year.

Lewis Hobba  1:46   That's what I love about this introduction Dan I find out as much as the listeners.

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Unknown Speaker  2:29   A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks cambro

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Unknown Speaker  2:36   and section 40 of a rational fear recommended listening by immature audience.

Dan Ilic  2:42   Tonight, scientists are examining a canister of dust sent back from an asteroid for signs of early life in the universe that one day in the future can be made extinct by a mining company. And at the 2024 Paris Olympics, breakdancing were featured as a demonstration sport to appeal to the core demographic of Gen X's who have to pretend to be young, and Apple has released $900 income cancelling air pods. It's the 11th of December. This is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear the show that takes the scariest stories in the news and cleans them up for dinner with your mother. I'm your host former captain of SpaceX starship Dan Ilic. Let's meet our female guest for tonight. One of the sharpest brains probing design gustan throwing truth bombs on Twitter. It's the master of mirth hailing from Perth, it's Vidya Rajan. Welcome Vegeta.

Vidya Rajan  3:44   Hello. How's everyone doing

Unknown Speaker  3:46   very well, very well. How's Perth doing?

Vidya Rajan  3:49   It's being Perth. It's really hot today. And for once, I think it's climate appropriate. I don't think it's climate change today.

Lewis Hobba  3:56   Another day of trying to succeed as well. Some hot take some milk the gallon not coming to the cabinet meeting.

Unknown Speaker  4:04   Oh,

Vidya Rajan  4:05   typical magallon at this point. I don't know. I don't know this is poll numbers go down and point is that

Unknown Speaker  4:14   session toys

Dan Ilic  4:16   and she's one of the busiest stand ups in showbiz. Despite being COVID-19 this year, she's absolutely played every major venue in the country that she's legally allowed to be in fresh from gigs at the Sydney Opera House. It's Nikki Britton Hello, Nikki. Very well, thanks for joining us on rational fear.

Nikki Britton  4:33   My absolute pleasure. I have quite a few venues that weren't legal as well. But you know, in a way, where did you play where did you play like anything can be a venue really, Dan, you know, you just got to think outside the square.

Lewis Hobba  4:47   You have the great privilege this year Niki of having done the Opera House, full and empty.

Nikki Britton  4:53   Yeah. Bizarre times. I did the Joan Sutherland theatre, beautiful theatre. Opposite to actual That's exactly right. The Opera Theatre at the Opera House where they usually have the prison the ballets and things so there is no way that they were going to get these filthy mouth Little Rock on tours to do their 10 minutes in any other year except now offers in Belize the costs too big to make it legal. So I did a streaming show there with 12 people in the audience who were all wonderful Front of House employees from the Sydney Opera House. And at three o'clock in the afternoon, want to hear about my filthy jokes, but bless their hearts for being there. And then the other night we did um, about 700 in the Joan Sutherland so

Lewis Hobba  5:48   data from the bottom now you hear

Nikki Britton  5:52   the best of times the worst of times

Dan Ilic  5:53   they say you play the judge Sutherland theatre twice in your career once on the way up.

Unknown Speaker  6:00   Exactly right.

Dan Ilic  6:01   And he was arrested once for being mistaken for the Slender Man. It's Louis harbour

Lewis Hobba  6:08   No, and I've got these COVID pounds on there.

Dan Ilic  6:12   Coming up, we talk with Assad reserved who's the host of the angry clean energy guy podcast out of Singapore about Australia's latest ranking on the climate change performance index. Spoiler alert. We are total pieces of shit. But first, here is our sponsor for tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Peter Dutton here

Unknown Speaker  6:32   wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas and reminding you that just like Santa Claus, I'm keeping a list of who is naughty and nice. Previously, if you were an Australian citizen, and you made a joke about a minister for instance of my dog looking like in the title, there was no way I could legally tap your phone or jingle yo. But as of today, Ico can be my own personal Elf on a shelf. And I can spy on anyone I want foreign more Australian for Australian that looks a bit foreign or worse, the leader of the dreams. So if you're gonna buy certain jokes about certain ministers, remember, potatoes have eyes and they could see when you are sleeping, and I know when you're awake. Just consider yourself lucky that Santa Claus isn't coming by boat, Polo or authorised I'm opposed by Peter Dutton. cambre

Dan Ilic  7:30   always good to have Peter Dutton this morning. The first fear this week the New South Wales premier may have pulled off a magic trick more impressive than David Blaine flying with a bunch of helium balloons and fighting on TV at the same time. Yes, a New South Wales inquiry into the allocation of more than $250 million of local government grants is heard that the premier Gladys berejiklian, announced 255,000 for Council in the state of walga during the 2018 byelection months before the application was lodged and processed. Some are saying this is not pork barreling. This is just extremely efficient distribution of money to an area of the country where the premiers boyfriend happened to be a member of parliament in but what do we know? Did we know? Is it magic? Is it not the premier is you know actually really good at magic. In October the premier made some documents relating to how $140 million worth of grants were allocated, simply disappear. Vidya Rajan, how is the New South Wales premier pulling off these incredible magic tricks?

Vidya Rajan  8:36   Oh, I mean, she's just so skilled at this. She also managed to defeat COVID in between, you know, her test and appearing in Parliament. You know, she just knew she didn't have it. She's very intuitive. She's really special woman. I don't know. But you know, I think maybe people are going too far on this one because it's really hard being a singer, like a woman who has a job and has things to manage. And poor Gladys, you finally found love. And we're all coming down on him. Like you've got to you've got to do things to keep a man the love languages, there's five love languages it's how you show love and relationship as complements, quality time physical touch, acts of service and of course gifts. And I really feel Darrell Maguire that's his boyfriend I know that he's willing to give so she was just doing what she needed to keep him sorry. You know feminism back.

Dan Ilic  9:38   Nikki, do you agree with this? This this take this hot tech

Nikki Britton  9:43   look Yeah, I I kind of respect jixi for like it's just a repair to burn it all down for love. You know, she's got a lot on the line. And she's like, Nah, my debt like her and Darrell in their leathers rotting off into the sunset on the back of a highway. Just down to walk

Unknown Speaker  10:03   across the board and it

Unknown Speaker  10:05   just

Vidya Rajan  10:10   it should be I know that you know, I'm basil lemons remaking Australia. I think I heard that horrible rumour to be about Gladys and Darrell.

Unknown Speaker  10:22   Absolutely.

Nikki Britton  10:25   I mean, she's not a politician doing dirty day she's a woman holding on.

Vidya Rajan  10:33   And I don't know if you've had a look at, Darrell, I was speaking or saying anything. Um, what it really tells me is that they have a very physically satisfying relationship, because you kind of speak.

Dan Ilic  10:48   I, you know, the Guardian actually reports. So far the premier has declined an invitation to appear before the inquiry. First of all, it's nice to be invited, isn't it? It's just nice to be invited somewhere to go do something. But secondly, a magician never reveals her tricks.

Vidya Rajan  11:03   It's also like, you know, she's just she's standing up for women. Like, I feel like the suffragettes walked so Gladys could run away from accountability.

Dan Ilic  11:14   You know, Lewis, would you ever try to forge a relationship with a premier to you know, get something funded of your own?

Lewis Hobba  11:24   Well, again, I work for the ABC. I don't imagine I could be a good enough love to get some money out of a liberal premier.

Nikki Britton  11:33   It's an that is some incredible love bragging. What

Dan Ilic  11:36   about you? Would you Would you ever consider to forge a relationship with the premier get something funded of Europe?

Nikki Britton  11:41   Oh, look, I've I've had this kind of behaviour. modelled to me through several international boyfriends who wanted phases. So yeah, I'm familiar with how it goes. I definitely. Yeah, look, is it? Is it someone who's going to fund the arts? Yes, I would have a relationship with the premier

Unknown Speaker  12:02   and we would all support you.

Unknown Speaker  12:08   immunity guys.

Lewis Hobba  12:10   just reading the news, it's quite confronting when you try to just take generally across Gladys berejiklian News. And you're getting sort of two streams of news one is about her sexual relationship. And the other one is about pork barreling because when you just open the article, it says, darling Jerry Maguire, you're like, Oh, I hope this is money. And then the other thing

Unknown Speaker  12:31   Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  12:34   From his own backyard is a worst example of pork barrel and you can

Unknown Speaker  12:37   find

Dan Ilic  12:39   Okay, second fear this week out of nowhere. 260 on identified unsolicited mystery Sayed parcels have been found in litter boxes around Australia this year. These are the ones that have actually made it through the net. Over 45,000 other seed parcels have been stopped at the border seeds make up 75% of biosecurity, interceptions, the rest are my relatives bringing food back from overseas fear mongers, what the hell is going on here? Nikki Breton?

Nikki Britton  13:06   Guys. I'm not entirely sure what's going on. But I'm just thrilled. This is the hot woman story that we needed in 2020. You know, because you know, who's winning out of the story or the biosecurity stuff and the sniffer dogs? They've had nothing to do in Australia for the last nine months. They are thrilled to pieces they've had they, I mean, that how are they going to work from home when their primary? Their primary job is to just interrogate backpackers who has foreign nectarines in a luggage. I haven't had a chance to inspect that a hiking boot tread for any shred of organic material. How have their eyebrows coped with nothing to do for nine months because they haven't had the opportunity to Pharaoh in judgement. When you suggest on your entry form that you have not brought back woodcarvings from Fiji. The workmanship is impeccable it's

Vidya Rajan  14:04   very good of you to point that out Nikki because they've been really suffering they haven't been able to racially profile anyone in so yeah. You know, Iran got the 70 people in like India is like a COVID night man I know so like that's usually the bread and bada sorry.

Dan Ilic  14:24   Well, the United States Department of Agriculture belays of the mystery seeds this happening all around the world by the way. In the US they reckon it's part of something called a brushing scheme which involves sailors sending unsolicited items which are typically light and easy to ship some people have reported getting on solicited right bends in the mail. Some people have reported getting on solicited grant Daniels in the mail. It's pretty it's pretty phenomenal. And then they post fake reviews to boost sales.

Unknown Speaker  14:53   What what are they?

Dan Ilic  14:54   What are they trying to boost sales of more seeds

Lewis Hobba  14:58   if it's a if it's a brushing scam guys, I might have an idea about who's doing it, guys. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  15:04   yeah.

Lewis Hobba  15:05   Russian hackers. Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah.

Unknown Speaker  15:14   Wow.

Unknown Speaker  15:18   This is a rational view.

Dan Ilic  15:22   That's the scariest news story circulating the the net this week is that KFC is making a feature film on the lifetime channel starring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders. Here is the trailer if you've missed it a lifetime original Mini Movie, you don't answer my proposal. And now you're not answering my call.

Unknown Speaker  15:41   I can find for the new chef.

Unknown Speaker  15:44   Jessica is falling. But cook.

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Unknown Speaker  15:50   He has a secret recipe that's gonna change the world or the claims to have some secret recipe a secret recipe.

Unknown Speaker  15:57   We all have our secret.

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Unknown Speaker  16:10   I'll take care of that.

Unknown Speaker  16:16   Harland Sanders the new chef Mario Lopez is Colonel Sanders in a recipe for seduction premieres December 13. That new

Unknown Speaker  16:26   time presented by Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Dan Ilic  16:31   Can't wait for that. That's pretty extraordinary. Who's excited about the KFC Phil Nikki?

Nikki Britton  16:37   I mean, I don't even know where to begin. It's it is described as a Mini Movie, which I'm sure they mean short film and just spin under the pump meaning

Dan Ilic  16:51   Wouldn't that be just a nugget movie?

Nikki Britton  16:53   Hey, here it is just a bite sized chunk of a movie. Yeah. Um, I have some like, deep teenage fantasies about Mario Lopez. I'm saved by the bell days. So this is I'm in a real conundrum here. I mean, am I turned on by the 11 secret herbs and spices? Sure. Sure. Sure. finger licking good guys. Levels now.

Dan Ilic  17:18   Do you guys do you guys think it's kind of an effective effective marketing vigia?

Vidya Rajan  17:23   It's so good. Like it's such good not everyone's gonna hate watch it and they're gonna have a bucket of chicken in their lap while I do this. It's just, it gets in your head. It's perfect. I am vegetarian and I kind of want to buy kale.

Lewis Hobba  17:41   Is it gonna spare Do you think like a copycat series from like every fast food chain? Like will there be a sort of, like Ocean's 11 heist of the hamburglar?

Dan Ilic  17:52   Um, I'm really glad you brought this up. Because locally, some people are getting in on the act including Red Rooster. Have a listen to this.

Unknown Speaker  18:00   The following trailer contains adult themes and gratuitous plucking from the people who brought you KFC recipe for seduction, and McDonald's mayor's mug to use comes in all new all Australian romantic fast Boomer drama.

Dan Ilic  18:22   your legs, your breasts, and your skin is so I was gonna say crispy.

Unknown Speaker  18:31   He's MY man. You can get stopped. Oh, yeah,

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Alright, moving back into truly scary topics the heat death of the earth and what exactly Australia is doing to prevent it as it turns out, not very much. But we are getting better. According to the climate change performance index when it comes to climate action. Australia has jumped from the bottom of the ladder up to rankings from 56 to 54. Well then Australia, we are finally bidding Petro states like Iran, Saudi Arabia and Kazakhstan. When it comes to climate action. We did it one day we will be better than Russia and Belarus and Lithuania will get There. Who knows, in fact, this weekend there is a United Nations summit on climate change, where countries who have made recent gigantic leaps and bounds in their climate policy have been invited to talk to other world leaders about what they're doing and how they're doing it. And guess who isn't invited? Scott Morrison. There are two things that happen this week on Saturday, the agent Sydney Morning Herald celebrated a huge shift in climate policy from Australia because it was leaked to them, that the federal government wouldn't be using Kyoto carryover credits in order to reach its Paris targets, which is kind of like celebrating Lance Armstrong for not using drugs to win the Tour de France. Well, then he didn't cheat the usual way. Excellent. Then on Tuesday, Catherine Murphy from the Guardian reported that inside this week's cabinet meeting, they've been actually no decision on carryover credits, and that we shouldn't get so we shouldn't basically give up on Australia cheating its way across the line with its Paris Climate obligations too soon, we can still cheat. That's really good news for everyone. Joining us to tell us just how the world sees Australia at this moment, is Assad reserved. He hosts the podcast, the angry clean energy guy, but he's also the co founder and CEO of a company that finances builds and operates renewable energy projects, right across Asia, as Assad. Thank you so much for joining us at irrational fear.

Assaad W. Razzouk  21:14   lovely to be here. Thank you.

Dan Ilic  21:17   That just tells how does how does the rest of the world kind of see Australia at this moment,

Assaad W. Razzouk  21:22   I've been thinking about how to summarise it. And I think you know, maybe an image you can take away is the following you're at a dinner party, Australia's there, Australia has got a massive gas, indigestion, and bloating. And it's making noises that are just annoying everybody else around that dinner table. And in Australia's case, that gas is actually real. It's because of an obsession with natural gas and coal and kind of fighting lost the battle of the previous 20 years as opposed to the next 20 years. And so it's in this odd situation where it's annoying everybody, but it's kind of enough far away that you don't have to worry about it daily.

Dan Ilic  22:17   I know that that kind of makes sense. But easier. And it is the animosity between, you know, our neighbours and us about how we kind of not taking any action on climate change?

Assaad W. Razzouk  22:28   No, I think the best movement for change in Australia is going to be Australians themselves. It's not going to be pressure from abroad, except that the Chinese and the Japanese and the Indians eventually are going to buy a lot less gas and coal from Australia. And of course, the Australians, you know, are making a difference at a citizen level. Because if you look at that, that climate change performance in the index ranking in detail, what you see is that in renewable energy, actually, because of Australian households, and some of the Australian states are actually enthusiastic about renewables, the situation could be worse. I know it's only 54th overall out of 61 countries. But it could have been 60 years or 61st. Because it is actually 60 years sixth on climate policy. So it's literally bottom of the pack on climate policy,

Dan Ilic  23:25   of course, because the United States is about to go through an epic transition and an epic pivot to actually take over the rest of that list. And probably by this time, next year, there'll be at the top of the list round the bottom. What advice do you have for Australia to kind of pick up its act?

Assaad W. Razzouk  23:43   Well, on current trends next year, Australia will be together with Iran, Saudi Arabia, Kazakhstan and Russia? Yeah, bringing up the literally these four. So there is a problem with the governing party because they seemingly just don't get it. They don't want to get it they have too many friends in coal and gas. And it's quite the difficult problem. Because there's not much of a solution other than the states doing more the citizens doing more and then an election literally, you know, what else can what what else can be done if the cabinet just wouldn't do anything? And actually is moving in some ways, the wrong way by backing you know, more gas, so more bloating and for more noise? That's gonna just play out this way for a little while.

Nikki Britton  24:35   It's a bad dinner party. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  24:37   not a good one.

Lewis Hobba  24:39   I never I'm very down is being being lost. But yes, that would be when all those you know, sometimes it's just if you're in the running, someone needs to come last.

Vidya Rajan  24:49   Yeah, Australia can Steve bradbery its way out of this one, which is a huge it'll take me

Assaad W. Razzouk  24:55   I love the fact that the Australians are pissed off by and large and so You know, something will happen, because the government is not actually carrying public opinion. And you know, you're going to have massive fires again, right now. And so this is going to be even more in the consciousness. Fraser Island. I mean, I know it's got only 200 people, but it's a UNESCO World Heritage Site. And I think two thirds of it is already gone. This is this year. And so the topic is going to stay in the consciousness of everybody. And eventually something is going to have to get at a federal level

Dan Ilic  25:34   when it comes to changing that federal level in terms of their policy. What do you think will be the main lever for that? What do you think will be the main reason that they will actually change their policy?

Assaad W. Razzouk  25:49   They won't hold the line. Once Biden is in charge, because between the China net zero commitment, the Japanese one the South Korea one and and then the Americans on top of the EU, I think Australia will probably fall in line, reluctantly, and problematically, but probably,

Dan Ilic  26:12   I don't know Assad, and we have deep carbon lobby issues in Australia week, all of a sudden, our biggest trading partner could be Russia, if we're

Assaad W. Razzouk  26:21   everybody does, you know, everybody has a deep vested interest, carbon lobby, but eventually everybody got out of those shackles. And I hope, you know, the Federal that, actually, it's not even a federal government problem. It's just a ruling party problem. You know, so it's inside there. And even within that ruling party, you know, the former prime minister is no longer with the programme.

Lewis Hobba  26:45   Well, I mean, the opposition still had a problem with a member of its Party and the Labour Party, basically saying that they should stop talking about climate change. So it's not hugely heartening in Australia.

Assaad W. Razzouk  26:58   It's not but unfortunately, sadly, the new fire season is going to remind everybody, and I bet you this time, the Prime Minister is not going to go on holiday and not come back. Again.

Lewis Hobba  27:13   We have such short memories. I think there's nothing will change until we have an election in January.

Unknown Speaker  27:18   Yeah. Yeah, that's what you want,

Unknown Speaker  27:20   like one election?

Lewis Hobba  27:22   Yeah, like, yeah, hunters on fire. And we have to like duck around the fires and the floods and to get one and a half to like,

Nikki Britton  27:32   battle through smoke to get to the polling centre.

Lewis Hobba  27:36   times for another global catastrophe, like by the time pandemic kid who'd already forgotten about the fires. And by the time the sandstorms or the locusts tear will have forgotten about the pandemic in the election at the exact right sweet spot, the Goldilocks zone or climate change.

Dan Ilic  27:52   Yeah, you want to get it sometime between COVID 20 and COVID 21. That's when you

Lewis Hobba  27:56   want. Yeah, this is awesome. The Furious franchise movie is like, yeah, COVID still COVID.

Vidya Rajan  28:05   election, sausage sizzles will be easier. Just reach out.

Unknown Speaker  28:10   Yeah, not powered by gas.

Dan Ilic  28:12   No. Assad, one of the one of the most impressive kind of movers on the climate change performance index is India, India is in the top 20 of those nations and you've got projects in India, what kind of changes have you seen across South Asia, when it comes to embracing climate action?

Assaad W. Razzouk  28:31   India has been amazing, but so has By the way, Bangladesh, for example, look, the the political will top down is there. You have to remember that in all these countries in China, for example, as well, that the population is dying from pollution. And so the issue is very emotive, it's not some concept about climate change that's moving anything. It's actually air pollution. And the Coronavirus actually made air pollution worse, because there's been studies that basic scientific studies or last few weeks that actually showed that if you have higher pollution in this city versus that one, then the Coronavirus death rate is also higher. Right? So it's all it's all linked well, and so and so India is very serious about what they're doing. In terms of renewable energy. Bangladesh is in the process of cancelling something like 90 coal plants. The Chinese are incredibly serious as well. Everyone is getting really serious around Australia and Japan, by the way is now just joined the bandwagon. And all these are Australia's biggest markets for its fossil fuels. Right. So something as I said something is going to give otherwise, Australia, asset prices are going to change

Dan Ilic  29:52   for you like what is the what's the most hopeful story you can tell us about this space? what's the what's the one thing that you kind of you know, any Your day to day operation keeps you going.

Assaad W. Razzouk  30:03   Well, if you flashback to the 2008 2010, the coal capital of China, which I know very well, because we've developed some renewables projects there is called Taiwan, the city of Taiwan in Shanxi Province. I remember when I first visited, you could see the problem from call in people in the colour of people's teeth and in their skin. If you visit today, the city is 100%. Electric taxis 100%, electric buses, there is literally no more air pollution in that town. Wow. And the coal mining has really cleaned up their act on top, of course, having moved quite a bit towards renewable energy. And so frankly, if one of the poorest cities in China can do a complete turnaround, I think Australia can as well down so you know, that's, that's, I think, the lessons, there's so many heartening lessons in China and India, Bangladesh, Indonesia, the Philippines, along these lines,

Dan Ilic  31:14   Assad, but we're just poor little Australia, which we've just been, we've just been like rotting off the back of a mining boom for the last 20 years. None of us have any money. We spent it all on big TVs, Assad, we can't possibly do it, Assad,

Assaad W. Razzouk  31:27   the private sector is doing it in Australia. You know about that, that? The Mike cannon Brooks project, for example,

Dan Ilic  31:35   he's been on this show. Yeah,

Assaad W. Razzouk  31:37   yeah, of eventually building a humongously, large renewable energy power plant and exporting solar and hydrogen to Asia. And then Fortescue, the mining company, also seems to have seen the light and announced the single biggest commitment to renewable energy in the history of the world. Right. So so people are moving in Australia, and they're moving big. It's literally just the governing party, which is just the odd man out

Dan Ilic  32:12   aside, if you could say one thing to prevent you from getting a visa to Australia, about Australia's climate policy, what would it be

Assaad W. Razzouk  32:19   to prevent me to get

Dan Ilic  32:24   your podcast is the angry clean energy guy, but you've been incredibly moderate on this podcast?

Assaad W. Razzouk  32:30   Oh, have I? Well, well, you know, I mean, I've been moderate, frankly, because the the the governing party, the future of Australia, and the future of climate policy, is simply not in the hands of the government parties, so they can pretend what they want. I mean, it's happening with or without them. So I am, you know, angry and in some respects, but actually quite optimistic about about Australia in you know, in particular, because nobody's listening. The private sector isn't listening and the citizens aren't listening. And you've got the highest rate of household solar in the world.

Lewis Hobba  33:08   Plus, we're already so shit that it won't take much to get that up.

Assaad W. Razzouk  33:13   Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So as long as nobody's listening to the government, you know, we're good.

Dan Ilic  33:19   Well, Assad, thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear. It's great to get a global a global perspective of where Australia sits. A big thank you to all our guests tonight, Nicky Britain Vidya Rajan Louis harbour. Have you guys got anything to plug aside? You want to plug anything? No, thank you. I'm good. Okay, great. Vidya, would you like to plug anything?

Vidya Rajan  33:38   No, I mean, just follow me on Twitter. I put my sketches up there, etc, etc.

Dan Ilic  33:43   Nikki Britton? Have you got shows coming up?

Nikki Britton  33:45   Um, I've actually written a Christmas pantomime. That's happening in Sydney next week at giant Wharf on Wednesday, the 16th. Right, it's called Christmas is cancelled. Yeah. And it's all about Santa being a cyst straight. Why? by a certain age, which is really getting everything wrong and not being very woke. But it's actually very irreverent, super fun. And it's raising money for performers and others who have had a really tough year.

Dan Ilic  34:15   Oh, that is brilliant. Louis, do you have anything to plug this week?

Lewis Hobba  34:19   No, that sounds much nicer go to Nikki thing.

Dan Ilic  34:21   Yeah. JOHN Doerr. Next Thursday, a big thank you to rode mics, the Bertha foundation go neutral. Our wonderful Patreon supporters, Debbie bluestein. Adds Gabby bolt, Robbie McGregor, Jacob brown on the tepanyaki timeline. Usually I'd say next week. There's something to be scared of Good night, but hang around, because I'll leave you with Gabby bolts sultry Red Rooster theme, which was too good to not play on. It's on. Here it is here. We didn't know if we'd have to use it or not. So I kind of used a little bit of it.

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Dan Ilic  35:48   Big Thank you. Debbie bolt has just put a call in on the Facebook stream. I can't believe you're playing this right now. Thanks for a great Oh Yeah, me too. I'm gonna go get myself a flavour wrap. Thanks, everyone. Thanks for a great show.

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Dan Ilic  1:49   Tonight after monster speculating the opposite US Attorney General bill Barr finds no evidence of voter fraud but finally finds evidence of a backbone and Prime Minister Scott Morrison hits back at full corners parliamentary sex scandal episode with a new initiative called knob keeper and gatherings of 50 people are now allowed on dance floors in New South Wales critics say this will just lead to an increase in murder on the dance floor. It's the fourth of December 2020 and we're holding the vaccine This is irrational fear.

Hello, welcome to rational fit. I'm your host former quarantine housekeeper Dan Ilic. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She's one of the sharpest with featured daily and nines newspapers. She's also the newly elected President of the Australian cartoonists Association. Please stop the votes because it's the Walkley award winning Kathy Wilcox. Oh, sure. Do we have to call you madam? President now?

Cathy Wilcox  3:00   Yeah. Only only Madam President. Mrs. President is all right to Boss Lady.

Lewis Hobba  3:06   What are some of the roles of the president of the of your new your new position?

Cathy Wilcox  3:13   I really don't know. I'm gonna have a minute all that. I suddenly I suddenly had to run the meeting the annual general meeting on Sunday morning, which was a frightening thing to have to do. I initially sort of said, can't the old President still run it? And he kind of said yes, but then, but then I kind of got a whiff of power and my my nostrils went Oh, what the hell I'll take over, rush them

Dan Ilic  3:36   cafe crush them you would a little pencil.

Lewis Hobba  3:39   I like to imagine that everyone. on the board meeting of the cartoonists associate. There's like 10 people and then there's 10 caricaturists on the outside at each one.

Dan Ilic  3:50   And as well as being one of the longest serving comedy minions for Sean McAuliffe. He's also an author of one of the funniest books to start your Christmas stocking from the actor award winning mad as hell. It's touchscreen slide. Hello. Hi. Hello, touch someone.

Lewis Hobba  4:05   Congratulations. Yeah, well

Dan Ilic  4:07   done Tosh. Getting an actor. That's great. Yeah. Yeah, thanks. I had a baby a month ago, but you know that

Unknown Speaker  4:18   you got an act.

Lewis Hobba  4:19   Everyone's got babies. Is your baby in the business? We don't care. Not yet.

Dan Ilic  4:24   Is it time to exploit? Isn't it time to exploit your baby to be in the business? Let's hope so. Cuz on my career certainly isn't doing much.

Cathy Wilcox  4:33   And you you appear to be recording from from inside a cupboard. Is that correct? Yeah,

Tosh Greenslade  4:37   I'm inside of my wardrobe.

Dan Ilic  4:39   I had to put so I had to put this This isn't good. Good podcasting, but I had to put this shirt down off the hook just in case anybody saw because I've got to

Unknown Speaker  4:51   have the same shirt.

Lewis Hobba  4:53   held up an identical shirt, the one he's wearing and it's a surprisingly loud, Nike sort of tie dye.

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Cathy Wilcox  5:01   I liked it so much. You bought it twice. That's amazing. I

Unknown Speaker  5:04   bought it too big.

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Cathy Wilcox  5:10   yours. You're pregnant pregnant body and then you'll have one for afterwards when you snapped back to your post baby body.

Dan Ilic  5:17   Tim Chima on YouTube says is that from the shag shop on chapel Street. It's a very Melbourne reference. And you've met him before. It's Louis harbour. Welcome, Louis.

Lewis Hobba  5:27   Oh, Hello, sir. I forgot we're still doing introductions. Yeah. Hello. with you. Sorry, I couldn't be with you last week. But yeah, huge congratulations on being the officially funniest podcasts in Australia. Damn. Well, it is great.

Dan Ilic  5:39   It's all of all of us as everyone who contributes so thank you. Coming up we speak to two people who are bringing back a much love Ozzy tradition, the cricket pitch invasion. We asked them if they didn't note and if they turn but their bowls, but before we get there, here's a message from this week's sponsor.

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Unknown Speaker  6:45   Can I say the moon landing was fine. Can I say COVID-19 was started by Bill Gates I would be forced to instal microsoft excel in our brains if that's what you believe. Can I say that? Would on Tuesday did a weird thing and that's why I'm not on this podcast. But you can on Paula, if it's wrong, awful unlikely to start a race riot. You can say it on Paula. Paula, where every day is opposite day and opposite day is not opposite day.

Dan Ilic  7:18   Alright, let's get stuck into the fears first fear. foxtel is now a foreign broadcaster. According to Michael West in June newscorp saltbox tell to a news, another News Corp company and then sold it to another news called company and then sold it to another News Corp company based somewhere in Delaware, USA. foxtel is just like this tiny babushka doll in the middle of an American Fox called news Empire. It's like, like all babushka dolls as well. It's now foreign, opaque and spreads propaganda. What's interesting here is that a few months ago, the federal government had a $10 million no strings attached to foxtel. I assume that was spent on moving fees. Do you know how much it costs to ship 36 years of Simpsons tapes to another country, let alone, let alone You know, a state that has no corporate tax fee amongest shouldn't be concerned that foxtel is now an entirely foreign owned entity. Louis.

Lewis Hobba  8:11   I mean, I cannot believe foxtail still exists is a truly staggering, I tried. I was one of the many people I think who you have flashes. I think during Game of Thrones, I was going through a particularly, you know like, I don't want to be a pirate, which I think is still true. As I you know what? Yeah, sure. I'll buy foxtel whatever. And then I it was so expensive. I was buying a box set of Spock of Game of Thrones each week. And then I'm like, well, that's fine. I'll get the other things and admittedly what they're like two or three good HBO shows. You get through those? Yeah, like what am I doing here? It's four times more expensive than anything else. You know where your money's going. It's going into, like foxtel It's heartbreaking. It is so wide. What does it offer currently, and it knows it too, which I guess is why it's just trying to like get as many freebies before at Fox off

Dan Ilic  9:03   it totally Crikey has actually kind of done the numbers here. they reckon over since 2017. Fox has received $67 million dollars from the federal government. And considering that you know, it was once a billion dollar company that never pay tax. Should we be asking more folks Oh, have they become by default? Our third public broadcaster Kathy

Cathy Wilcox  9:23   I can't even believe that they kind of weren't already foreign anyway because they're they are effectively foreign because because Murdoch is foreign now. Isn't he? Like he he gave up being an Australian didn't he?

Dan Ilic  9:35   Yeah, he did. And he he so he registered to be in he did registered as a citizen of Delaware that's where he that's why he's technically a citizen what way

Cathy Wilcox  9:44   in what way was foxhill ever ever Australian except you know, except Well, we know it would just import you know American American right wing politics and and do it this their way and so they just, they just sort of getting it back. But they do seem to be able to pocket quite a lot of cash on the way especially, as you say all these handouts plus plus note no taxes paid. So, I mean, if they would go to America and then stay there, and and not come back here, that would be quite a good way of

Dan Ilic  10:14   doing it. To be to be fair to foxtel. I used to work about eight or nine years ago, I used to work in the foxtel call centre. Yeah, I used to work in the retention department. People would ring me up every day, no

Unknown Speaker  10:26   way,

Dan Ilic  10:27   I would say, and we say to me, foxtail is too expensive. It's not very good. It's full of ads. Why am I paying so much for foxtail? And I would say, Would you want foxtail? If I could cut the price in half? And they would say yes. And then if I could get a lot of people to do that, I would get a commission for that, which would be

Unknown Speaker  10:45   Oh, it is

Dan Ilic  10:47   sort of capped out at about 20 $500 extra a week on top of my base wage. can't expect them to be spending that much money on people like me and discounts and also pay tax. It's not fair. Tosh. How much in like, comparatively, how much more did you earn as a foxtel employee than you do working for Sean McAuliffe? Well, I work for the ABC. We actually we don't get paid in money. The dry biscuits that I get as payment if I sort of converted them to dollars foxtel definitely wins.

Lewis Hobba  11:18   I wonder if since Fox so when it was in Australia, screened predominantly American comm shows now that it's in Delaware, maybe it will screen predominantly Australian show like maybe Delaware will we'll be seeing that going? Why are you doing reruns of neighbours. We have great Delaware programmes right here.

Dan Ilic  11:38   Yeah, and the maybe Australian artists who need to make it in America can just make it in foxtel. And we can celebrate them like we did with Andy Donner the other week getting on there. You're like, Oh,

Lewis Hobba  11:48   I thanks to Fox so I made it big in LA you made it big in LA Yeah, del la. La.

Unknown Speaker  11:59   This is a rational view.

Dan Ilic  12:02   Let's move on to this week. Second fear Australia is at war with China over a meme on Twitter. When a low ranking Chinese official tweeted a photoshopped image of an Australian soldier committing violence against an Afghan child it caused the Australian Government to respond very quickly by denouncing the image publicly on Scott Morrison's WeChat. Not since Greg heartlands today FBI investigation after his Twitter account likes to tweet by BB w comm pumper 69 has the Australian Government taking action from a tweet so quickly? Incidentally, the way chat posts from Scott Morrison's account in return was pulled off the social media app because you violated way chats. Terms of Service WeChat said the post involved use the use of words pictures and videos that would incite mislead and confuse the public. We commonly know this in Australia as a Scott Morrison press conference. Fear mongers Is it time we bit the bullet and started a new division of the army solely focused on names. I like I like that in this situation. China is essentially the new Charlie Hebdo. Australia, Australia are the bad guys in this situation. We're the ones that have done the war crime. It was a meme about war crimes. We've done the war crimes. Our report said that we did the war crimes. And then they published a meme about it. And we asked for an apology. It is I think that hypocrisy is pretty strange. Kathy, you've got a different take on this.

Cathy Wilcox  13:31   I will look there, there's quite a few elements of hypocrisy going on here. So for one thing, it was on it was on a tweet, Chinese citizens don't get to tweet, they don't get to put anything any old thing out. For another thing. It was supposedly a cat cartoon by a Chinese artist. And, and and in some of the coverage that artists you know, strongly held feelings about Australia and and our and our, our abominations in Afghanistan, you know, and needing to have, you know, do due consideration and and that's just his independent statement there that happened to be picked up by this I love the way you everybody says low ranking official that's gonna be rubbing into that low ranking official Hello ranking here. But look, if that artist were wanting to say something about let's say Chinese treatment of wiggers in in you know, in their camps and or whether tenement Square was covered up or you know, any number of other things what whatever was going on in Hong Kong, if that artist had wanted to do something about that, from within China, there would not be there would not be a cartoon, there would not be an image to see because that that image would not be able to come out so so this this image is only able to come out because it is a pro Cut Pro CCP line. That's the first thing or the second thing and and you know and then two Compare it to Charlie Hebdo, as some people have been saying, oh, how hypocritical of Australia wanting to suppress that, that cartoon when when they would have been no, just we Charlie and all the rest of it and wanting to have the the the Charlie Hebdo cartoons, you know, free and published. I don't think there is any equivalence to saying, we find this offensive like, okay, I disagree that, you know, calling for to have it taken down is useless. And that was no, no, there was no point in doing that on the part of Scott Morrison, but to say that you're offended by it is not the same as marching into the offices of a publication and gunning down the cartoonists? You know, it's just, yes, it's perfectly alright to be offended by something. It's all right to say that you're offended by something that doesn't stop the free speech. But there's no free speech in China anyway. So. So I just think that we've we've Suddenly, I think we we kind of reflexively turn on ourselves and assume that any kind of thing we might say against, you know, another country in another another regime is going to be, that's going to be racist of us to say that this is not about race. This is about the totalitarian regime that controls the message that does not have free speech. And that is currently playing us and playing Scott Morrison, like a bloody, you know, Stradivarius, and this was a this was just a, you know, this was a total, send out that send out the hook. And unfortunately, Morrison took the bait and was, you know, real real right in? So um, anyway, I think that I think that there is no, there's no argument to be had about free speech here, because there is not at all about free speech, and also to the people who say, We care more about being offended by a meme than we do about what happened in Afghanistan. Sorry. But the last couple of weeks, we've been talking about what happened in Afghanistan, that it has gotten a lot of coverage has got an awful lot of cartoons done about it by myself, as well, as, you know, many of my, my colleagues and and many, and many people in in, you know, high places and journalists, we've been saying, you know, plenty about that. And it is it is coming out because there has been an inquiry in this and there are going to be consequences, we hope.

Lewis Hobba  17:13   But no one is saying that journalists haven't been signing up. I think that the goaling pot was was the fact that this is coming from Scott Morrison. I mean, I think that the division of response from him, was what people were saying was was insane. You're like, yeah, this guy won't, won't be strong against the armed forces, because it's a political minefield. But he's very happy to defend a fairly minor tweet from an irrelevant person. Yeah, it was pretty bizarre. I

Dan Ilic  17:41   think that it's that the diplomatic incident is come is stemming not from their human rights abuses, but from the fact that they made fun of our war crimes. That's that's where we draw the line. It's like, Whoa, stop. And I think it's it's interesting that it sort of seems to be coming after the the trade sanctions have started to kick in. That's when we start to get shirty with them now that there's not a lot of money flowing into our country from them, we can start to go Whoa, what are you doing there?

Unknown Speaker  18:09   Stop that you need to say you need to say sorry, to us. Whereas if if there were no trade sanctions, I feel like that that tweet would have gone under the radar. That would have been a I've had a private conversation with with President GE, instead of

Dan Ilic  18:23   you need to apologise publicly. Well, I

Cathy Wilcox  18:25   suppose the the trade sanctions as they've been, you know, progressively happening and all the various other little sort of warnings about how how they're unhappy about 14 things that we've done or something like that. But you know, one after another trade sanctions

Dan Ilic  18:37   Yeah, I believe it's the essays called 14 things I heard about you. That's what?

Cathy Wilcox  18:43   Yeah, so and that was as, as they were sort of becoming a little bit more desperate, and more and more desperate in trying to sort of sound like, oh, but we still want to be friends, you know, Oh, yes. They're unhappy about this, oh, we don't want to read too much into the fact that they don't want to Bali or they're, you know, putting slapping tariffs on the wine and stuff. And, and it's true that this that this meme is the point at which everybody goes, Oh, oh, so that's what they feel about us. Okay. Feels like it feels like we've we've finally understood that he's really not that into you, you know, after trying to see the nice side.

Dan Ilic  19:24   Yes, it's so funny how they just don't care as well. They don't really care about this base, because, you know, they're China. They're the biggest economy in the world, and the kid in primary school with behavioural issues, who would not take his tablet and he'd be a bit naughty. And then the teacher would be like, come up to the front of the class and and say, Sorry, and instead he would just like whip his balls out and then climb up on the roof. Do not give a shit because they could destroy the planet. The days of Donald Trump are coming to an end. A rational

Unknown Speaker  19:55   friend of mine who's very smart said you've probably you've probably been investing More than anybody else makes you probably the cleanest person in this country

Dan Ilic  20:05   in US elections news now, it's been a month since the US election. And I don't know about you, but I am so thankful I no longer have to listen to us politics podcasts. So I know Well, I felt like I had to up until the election, but now I feel like I don't have to do that. No, no, no,

Lewis Hobba  20:22   no one was saving like, guys. We need elections is gonna be won or lost on danila.

Dan Ilic  20:30   Well, one person who did care was Donald Trump, and he still is he still he really hasn't let it go, Louis, I don't know if you know, this event, Dano is still fighting the system claiming electoral fraud, fraud. And he's got these number one guy on the case, the high flying lawyer slash penguin from the Batman franchise, Rudy Giuliani and his team of hotshot lawyers have headed to the Michigan State Legislature to argue the case for voter fraud. Now, I've got a couple of clips here. I want to play them for you. The first one can be a hang on a sec. For folks who haven't played this before. If you want me to stop the clip, I just say Hang on a sec, if you want to chime in. So this is one of Rudy Giuliani's hotshot lawyers. And maybe she could be I don't know, a little bit drunk.

Unknown Speaker  21:13   The code, the pullback, the pull book is completely off. completely off on that. I'd say that poll book is off by over 100,000. That poll book, why don't you look at the registered voters on there? How many registered voters are on there? Did you do you even know the answer to that?

Unknown Speaker  21:35   No, I guess I'm trying to get to the buyer out here.

Unknown Speaker  21:37   00.

Unknown Speaker  21:39   So my question then, is if yes,

Unknown Speaker  21:43   how many Wait, what about what about? What about the turnout rate? 120%.

Dan Ilic  21:51   Yeah, cafe.

Cathy Wilcox  21:53   So it's so it's Giuliani who's actually going now Hang on, man. He's trying to real real hurry. He's like leaning over to go. You know, you're actually not coming across the same.

Dan Ilic  22:08   Giuliani Giuliani is pulling, he's pulling the move in the pub where you go, Oh, come on, man. Come on, come on, and you put your hand, you put your hand on your friend's back just to be like, I'm here. You need to be grounded right now. You'll have very, very drunk. Representative Johnson ask us a question.

Unknown Speaker  22:24   So the poll book number I get there's two things that could happen here. Either the poll book number, if ballots are counted multiple, multiple times, there's two options. Option number one is that the poll book numbers are not going to match. They don't the actual not by thousands and thousands of votes that we see right now.

Unknown Speaker  22:44   You take them up again, take a look again,

Unknown Speaker  22:46   option number two is that they essentially were we're filling in names of people who didn't vote that people too. So is that

Unknown Speaker  22:54   Johnson asked his question, and then

Unknown Speaker  22:58   my question is, Why 30,000? That's nothing.

Unknown Speaker  23:03   What did you guys do take and do something crazy to it?

Lewis Hobba  23:10   Oh, it's so hard to like, get a sense of what just happened if you just don't an audio only medium. But imagine someone who is losing an argument but thinks they're winning. And they get their arms across, and their chin goes up. And then right after they finish their sentence, their eyebrows, do a single pump. That's what it looks like. When someone is so wrong, that you don't know how to correct them. And they it's a beautiful thing to behold.

Dan Ilic  23:41   And then when you hear other people laughing in the background doing this, this person has no clue what she's talking about. or she might be a few drinks in

Lewis Hobba  23:51   Rudy Giuliani just met her at a bar like an hour ago. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  23:56   Let me go. Let me go. Let's go her she's

Unknown Speaker  24:04   shady. And Rudy. I'm going ahead

Unknown Speaker  24:08   30,000 votes, so I know what they're feeling.

Unknown Speaker  24:12   I know what I saw. And I signed something saying that if I'm wrong, I can go to prison. Did you?

Unknown Speaker  24:20   Okay, well.

Unknown Speaker  24:22   This this

Dan Ilic  24:24   is just Jessie Sure. At this point, like this is just an MTV reality show. It seems like they've scripted that to be an MTV reality show. That's real housewives, real

Lewis Hobba  24:34   lawyers of Trump, I would watch.

Dan Ilic  24:36   I would watch that until I die. That's exactly what we're watching. Right. So anyway, so I've got a second clip. I'm gonna play it for you in for now, it's important that you have your headphones on and you're listening very carefully to this well considered argument from Rudy Giuliani.

Unknown Speaker  24:51   The point of order, the answer that I gave you is they didn't bother to interview a single witness, just like you. They don't want to know the truth. Well, you probably We know the truth. Did you guys

Dan Ilic  25:07   squeezes out of fog mid sentence? And he's our counsel looks at him like he just fired during a congressional hearing. Then she then she smells it at the end she clearly smells him and goes, yep, he did

Cathy Wilcox  25:23   was one of his more compelling arguments.

Dan Ilic  25:29   I think the Michigan they should be wearing masks on their face and their ass as well. All right, let me play it again here because it's so good.

Unknown Speaker  25:37   The point of order, the answer that I gave you is they didn't bother to interview a single witness, just like you. They don't want to know the truth.

Lewis Hobba  25:50   The smirk on his co counsels face and she just hands up by going, Oh, man, that guy.

Unknown Speaker  25:58   And why should we not believe the reported attempts of you to try to seek a pardon from President

Unknown Speaker  26:03   I will ask that he be he be disciplined for that.

Dan Ilic  26:07   Joining us now to blacks who are taking matters into their own hands when it comes to bringing back the great Ozzy tradition that has been missing from our cricket games, the pitch invasion, except that rather than doing it nude for their mates, our next guest did it clothed in the name of keeping fossil fuels in the ground. Ben burdette and Joshua Weinstock ran into the field last weekend during the india vs. Australia game and then join us now on irrational fear. Welcome, Ben and Josh. Hello.

Ben  26:34   Hi, guys. Hi, Dan. Thanks for having us on.

Dan Ilic  26:36   Oh, no, it's great. It's great. It's great to have you guys here. It's really great to have you guys here. Yeah. So tell us, why didn't you do it nude?

Unknown Speaker  26:43   Oh,

Josh  26:44   we kind of we got on there. And we looked around and we thought, would we be more popular if we had done it knew? Like, we kind of thought, you know, maybe maybe we would be serving the tradition. But basically, we had no interest in being charged with indecent conduct.

Dan Ilic  27:01   You can only get charged for one thing at a time. Tell us tell us why they hit you. You ran onto the field with a specific reason. Tell us why did you do that. And so

Ben  27:08   what happened last week is all of a sudden the State Bank of India read its head again about and was making noises about maybe like learning the $1 billion that Dan is seeking to get the coal mine underway. In any way the planets all aligned. And there was this cricket match. And in the call went out for a couple of people silly enough to run out on the field to do this job. The call who

Unknown Speaker  27:34   calls you who calls my job?

Lewis Hobba  27:39   is really not take any gig I can get? Oh, it's a fine, I'll be fine. I'll still take it.

Dan Ilic  27:48   You know, tell us about the fight? I mean, you do get fined for doing stuff like that. Right? How much did you get fined? And how did? How did you pay it?

Ben  27:55   We're not entirely sure yet. It's still in the post?

Josh  27:57   We will find out. We'll find that out in court.

Ben  28:00   I got told five G's.

Josh  28:02   I got told a few hundred, which could be them trying different psychological tactics on us or it could be them being confused. But we'll find out in court.

Dan Ilic  28:10   I think it is about $5,000. Yeah. Have you got a plan in place to try and get that tight?

Ben  28:16   Yeah, well, we've got to go to court. So hopefully that will get diminished quite a long way. And then we'll we'll see how that goes.

Cathy Wilcox  28:22   Invest in renewables, they'll they'll have a good return payoff, you find.

Ben  28:27   Exactly, exactly. I mean, at the end of the day, the story went very well in India with 1.3 5 billion people watching the cricket pretty much so you know, as good as his irrational fear is, you know, it's very successful podcast. You know, Josh and I are arguably the most famous people here this week.

Dan Ilic  28:47   Well, I can tell you now by looking at the stream, we've got 12 people watching the stream right now. So yes, slightly more, slightly more famous, then pay for?

Ben  28:58   Yeah, speak to stuff and Danny, they can help with your marketing.

Lewis Hobba  29:01   Have you have you? Because I know some of the reception from maybe non politically minded cricket enthusiasts was a lot more negative. Have you received a lot of that feedback personally?

Josh  29:13   No, I'm, I mean, in fact, like the reception we got on the day for one, we got some Indian cricket supporters afterwards who came up to us like we were celebrities, they got plenty of selfies with us. And our signs. On the pitch, like when we got out there. The crowd seemed kind of confused. They ended up booing, because like, but the first 30 seconds, we got some good applause.

Dan Ilic  29:36   I don't know. Actually, I fought much cricket before and I would be thankful for the interruption.

Ben  29:44   The funny thing is none of us really knew much about cricket. Like we sort of want to build a little bit but fortunately, Josh is dead. Brief this not whatever you do, don't stand on the pitch. So I followed that advice. And actually, there was a common there was a comment made by a lady A two GB commentator that actually said oh, well, at least I didn't stand on the hip. So I'd take that as a positive.

Dan Ilic  30:08   I've actually got one of the news stories up from YouTube, which one of the Indian news stories and it's so funny like listening and reading some of these comments from Indian people, and people in India with you. And it's it's quite surprising, like Indians hate Adani as much as people do. It's pretty great. Like, fully support your brother hope you drive this crooked businessman out of your country. We need such enthusiasms from Indians as well. I'm Indian, but I suggest you guys don't let a Danny into Australia, good citizens showing their responsibility for the future generation. If we send our political leaders there, they will divide Australia into religious grounds and weaken the real issue. These these are seriously engaged Indian. So also, Danny, this is amazing.

Lewis Hobba  30:53   We need to send you to Delaware with a stop foxtail t shirt.

Unknown Speaker  30:57   I will do it.

Unknown Speaker  30:58   We'll do it. Yeah.

Ben  31:00   We do it for the T shirts. And so yeah, I mean that that was that was kind of our objective was just to highlight this with the Indian people because the Indian people have a great history of social uprising. And yeah, we live by Gandhi, of course. So you know, now that they know about this, I don't think there'll be they'll be putting up with it.

Dan Ilic  31:21   I love this comment from Peter Lola on our Twitter feed. He says it should only be $500. If you don't touch the pitch, I think better. As opposed to $5,000. As long as

Lewis Hobba  31:31   you don't sandpaper, the bowl, you should be fine.

Dan Ilic  31:35   This was much part of a much larger action. There were other people at the grounds also protesting with you there were people leading chants in Hindi at the front of the grounds. It did it did that kind of stuff get a good reaction from Indians and Australians walking into the ground.

Josh  31:50   We've been told it did. They had a they had a big prop. wicket up the back that people could throw a ball that would like Donnie written all over it and who doesn't like throwing a ball at a big prop. Apparently, they got a lot of good responses from outside. A lot of people who had great fun though, and they actually there was that and then people turned up to the FBI offices earlier in the day. So it was a whole thing.

Dan Ilic  32:12   All right, excellent. Now tell us like tell us the nitty gritty of deciding when to go out. How do you pick your moment to invade the pitch? Yeah,

Ben  32:21   we wanted to do it in the first moments. It was the first few overs and you know, the the anxiety had been on since you know quarter to four in the morning for me. So just to get it out of the way was very good. We knew we had to be that

Dan Ilic  32:39   you had like Dutch courage. You say you had like a half strength SCG beer. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Josh  32:47   What a full strength.

Ben  32:49   And yeah, we went up to the top and to pretend we're going to the shop. We took a hamburger box props and we're staying there for a little bit and then lady was trying to move us on and then there are some Indian cricket fans at sorry, our placards which which were actually fake ones covering up our real placards.

Josh  33:05   Let's go Aussie.

Ben  33:06   Let's go. Yeah. And so we got, we got selfies with those guys. And then then all of a sudden yo try and concentrate on when when there was a break in the overs, and that's when it was go time

Josh  33:17   trying to figure out where the cricket was at. Okay, so it was at the fifth bowl. Was that the six ball? What's going on? Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  33:23   how does this work again? Yeah.

Lewis Hobba  33:25   How did it end? How did you did you get tackled? Did you get to Did you discuss how far you would take it? Did you take a knee? Did you did you give up?

Josh  33:33   And the short answer is it ended eventually. We were We were so prepared to kind of rip off our disguises and run out there before security tackled us down. It took such a long time for them to get out there. I was out there. I done I done my route. I was standing there with the sign of my head. It got to the point where I was thinking we just going to have to walk ourselves. Like does anyone does anyone mind us being

Dan Ilic  34:01   if anyone saw the the footage of this? I'll chuck it in the show notes. But the security guards were a little on the look. Let's face it that we've all been we've all been a few kilos during lockdown. They just looked like it hadn't been been a proper security guide for a long time.

Lewis Hobba  34:17   Taken sort of a parent parenting a toddler approach to like strangers with it. It's like look, if we chase them, they're gonna keep running

Dan Ilic  34:30   slowly and take them traits.

Josh  34:33   If we kept running there could have taken forever.

Dan Ilic  34:35   Yeah, exactly. It How did it feel when you hit the centre of the ground? What did that feel like? centre, the scj knowing all the cameras are on you knowing that you're beaming out to a billion people in India.

Ben  34:45   Yeah, the monkey was off our back the main the main fear I had was just not not pulling it off. So we're just pleased to be out there Really? Yeah. And yeah, that was

Lewis Hobba  34:57   like that. It just felt like you were giving us a place Match speech. just happy to be out there.

Unknown Speaker  35:05   credit to Matt Canavan, but I think we're better man on the

Cathy Wilcox  35:09   right. Check it just taking one protest at a time.

Josh  35:15   Yeah, all that

Ben  35:16   you might not have picked up was you Josh and I both cop the longest wages all the way back into the into the into the sales in the stadium and the stadium has sales just for those who are interested. And glad to see if you're listening. You get get some better decorators on the new ones because it's a bit

Dan Ilic  35:37   strange. Block walls. Ben and Josh, thank you so much for joining us on rational fit. Thanks, guys. Thanks. And

Ben  35:44   now your follow stopper Danny.

Dan Ilic  35:46   Yeah, we'll do it now. Tosh, you've written a book, The scomo diaries. Tell us a little bit about that book. So it's basically just a as a book of roasts, really, it's just a ripping on the government. But it's a comic retelling of Scott Morrison's first 18 months as prime minister, illustrated by Andrew Weldon. So he's done some amazing stuff in there. It really is just me ripping the government and everybody in it for a solid 250 pages. It's a really quite a good raid, though. I did mention to you earlier, I found it quite depressing, because I was just reliving that year and like reliving the year and it was it's accurate. It's accurate to the date. How did you actually write it? Did you actually write a joke every day as something was happening in the news cycle? No, no. So I just went back like it's all just there on the news websites. It's all archived forever until the internet stops and electricity stops after the fall of man. But the the it was so easy to write because it was just you googled the date and his name, or you Google the date and Australian Parliament. And it just gave you the entire day's happenings basically. And then I just made jokes about it. The book is called the scomo diaries. And we've actually reached out to the PMO to see if Scott Morrison would read us out of chapter. He sent us a response but he sent it on WeChat and it's been pulled down. rate so instead Rupert Degas who does all of our rates for us, did us a version here we go. Have a listen to this.

Unknown Speaker  37:14   Ninth of may 2019. A little quote I read from Kristina Keneally today, Peter Dutton has been led out of his cave. He's been kept underground somewhere by the liberal National Party. Now first of all, Peter doesn't live in a cave. He lives in a sort of nest, Mike from rotting pieces of meat. These kinds of lies are typical of labour. I do however, quite like the idea of keeping Peter underground. I'm looking into the legality of it after the election, although we might need to be careful about how we do it. Given the tendency of potatoes to multiply when buried.

Dan Ilic  37:56   Beautiful staff Tosh discovered ours is at Tao cafe.

Cathy Wilcox  38:01   I was wanting to know if if Tosh is the author of the tweets of Scott Morrison.

Dan Ilic  38:07   No, no, I've had that account on mute on mute since I started writing it because I didn't want any of that to sort of seep into my brain and accidentally rip it all off. So I don't know who that is. But they unfollowed me when I announced I was writing the books I think they don't like me but then I said that they unfollowed me and they re followed me. That is it for rational fear. Big thanks to Ben and Josh Kathy Wilcox toss green Slade and Lewis hapa if you got anything to plug Kathy

Cathy Wilcox  38:32   please don't buy any more of my tea towels. I had a whole bunch of orders in the last couple of weeks when I had a bit of publicity and I'm just drowning under orders and I'm not going to be able to get them all up by Christmas and I don't know how how to tell people that so so you know if you've got any ideas about how to how to let customers down

Dan Ilic  38:50   let me know I will put this video out and we'll tweet it out and then you can read it in the read nice passive aggressive way oh you just put on weight

Lewis Hobba  38:58   definitely the most self sabotaging plug we've had on the podcast ever

Unknown Speaker  39:07   Yeah, yeah

Lewis Hobba  39:09   turn me off on Follow me.

Dan Ilic  39:12   Louis tuna plug anything anything at all doesn't have to be anything you're involved

Lewis Hobba  39:16   with? No, you can follow me on on social media and send me messages that I may or may not respond to

Dan Ilic  39:22   Ben and Joshua in a blog anything before you go.

Ben  39:24   I will wait we were actually part of extinction rebellion as well. And we've got a festival of love and rage coming up on the 19th of December so check them out on Facebook.

Josh  39:32   Come to that all the grey phone.

Dan Ilic  39:34   Excellent. big thank you to red marks the birth of foundation go neutral. Our Patreon supporters David bluestein Killian David Rubin Degas Jacob brown on the tabernacle timeline. Discord server has been going off this week. Big thanks to the Peters Phil ads COVID kisah and Maddie Palmer and all the contributions from the discord team. Until next week, there's always somebody scared. I was good night.

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation.

Dan Ilic  0:04   Hello, Lewis.

Lewis Hobba  0:05   Hello, Daniel. How are you?

Dan Ilic  0:06   I don't know if you're aware, but you and I, we are now the award winning irrational fear podcast.

Lewis Hobba  0:11   Yeah, I heard we're officially the funniest podcasts in Australia. What a low bar for the whole country.

Dan Ilic  0:17   And anyone who's new to listening to this podcast, can I just say I just send some really exceptional bits in for the awards? So don't expect to be funny. straight off the bat.

Unknown Speaker  0:27   Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  0:28   what what do you have to send in you have to in like, 20 minutes or something, and we make a general podcast, that's about 0.01% of the waffle on an average podcast

Dan Ilic  0:37   and show across the year, there's gonna be five minutes of really crappy stuff that's gonna have you in stitches. And that's what you can expect from us. Across the year, five minutes is gonna make you laugh.

Lewis Hobba  0:48   If you're listening to this, think of yourself as a gold miner, going in, going under that going into the shaft. And who knows, maybe you'll spend five years of your life and it'll be for nothing. Or maybe within 10 minutes, you'll find a little nugget of gold, and you'll be able to check it in and you'll be you'll be happy for the rest of your life.

Dan Ilic  1:07   People who have been happy for the rest of their life, and they found the gold include new Patreon supporters. Phil Thank you, Phil. Michael David lai adoos Frankie Lee has upped her contribution from 20 to 30 bucks a month. That's, that's like three standard subscriptions. Frankie, thank you very much for that. And a big thanks to James Shira, who dropped us a $10 support package as well. You can support us. We may be award winning, Louis, but we don't have many sponsors. In fact, the only people who sponsor us are our Patreon supporters.

Lewis Hobba  1:36   Yeah. Obviously still not getting paid despite the award can't cast the award for money down and

Dan Ilic  1:42   you can't you know what i did you see this clip of Kyle Sandilands, who double bass on tik tok and walked up to him and he was in sitting in his bed late, and some taco went up to and said, What do you do for a job in car sounds like a little bit of radio, I do a bit of TV. I'm a publisher. I have a music company, and I drive a Bentley. Well, it doesn't I drive a 2000 Corolla so you know that that's comparable. Incidentally, we bake Collin Jackie. Oh, what do you mean, they went in the category with Oh, no, we beat Hamish and Andy, but they have houses in Queenstown. That's fine.

Lewis Hobba  2:15   Yeah, but also thank you all again to all the new Patreon subscribers, particularly thanks to the one who did it before we were famous and award winning, you know, your ones we won't forget.

Dan Ilic  2:24   Yes, yes. big thank you to those people who signed up in the very early days before we were good. Before we were award winning before before nobody actually whom I was gonna say before nobody knew names. Who am I kidding? Nobody knows. And David Lewis. You and I have had illustrious careers on national broadcast is another way they will

Lewis Hobba  2:42   people either know who will know one of my names at a time. They know it's a Veronica and Lewis all they know, Hubbard hanger. They never know them both at the same time.

Dan Ilic  2:50   I'm still convinced that we only one because people thought you were Tony Martin.

Lewis Hobba  2:56   That's the dream. Yeah, I'm still cashing those get this checks.

Dan Ilic  3:00   Another way to support irrational fears to offset the carbon emissions from your car with a go neutral sticker for every 990 dollars ticket go neutral by 3.5 tonnes of carbon, which is about the same as yearly emissions for a car and five bucks that comes to us, Lewis, you're not joining us on this week's show. But you'll be in Melbourne. I hope for you the best.

Lewis Hobba  3:17   Thank you. Yeah, I've had enough. I've had enough. I was only in it for the awards. I've won the award. And now I'm retiring from this podcast.

Dan Ilic  3:25   I assume you're gonna go and head off to three AWS and get that sweet, sweet, three IWA money.

Lewis Hobba  3:30   Yeah, I won't be around for the rest of podcasts. And unfortunately, as we are recording this, I'm on a plane to Melbourne. I'm going to see my family who I haven't seen this

Dan Ilic  3:38   Christmas. Oh, exciting. That's fantastic. I think that is a beautiful moment. I think there are there's plenty of Sydney, Melbourne, Melbourne, Australia wide readings happening all around the nation, which is absolutely terrific. Well enjoy that. I'm recording my end of irrational fear and gadigal Land of the urination sovereignty was never stated. We need a trading. Let's start the shock.

Unknown Speaker  3:57   A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks. cambro fan COMM And section 40 of our rational fear recommended listening might emerge your audience. Tonight

Dan Ilic  4:11   the death of Diego Maradona sends the world's football fans and cocaine markets into a tailspin. And Charlie Amelio becomes the first tik tok to reach 100 million followers with six hours of content or approximately the amount of time it takes the average Social Media Manager to explain tik tok to their boss and Scott Morrison calls the Cali more Gilbert business with around a miracle apparently doesn't know how governments work. It's the 27th of November 2020. And it feels like the last week of school but it's not. This is irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear the show that takes the scary news of the week and finds the comfy bits to rub our faces in. I'm your host for official photographer of the Prime Minister Daniel itch. Let's meet our female guest for tonight. Joining us from the free state of Melbourne. He's the host of Italy's Daily Show and The biggest name, the biggest smallest name and Australian economy. Economy. Why not? It's a man Frank che good I am on what's it like to walk the streets of Melbourne?

Imaan Frank Hadchiti  5:17   It's fine.

Dan Ilic  5:22   And she's one of the most in demand comedians on the podcasts today her boss as in her boss demands that she do at least a podcast. It's Alice Fraser get Alice what other demands is Andy Saltzman have for you?

Alice Fraser  5:35   Oh well the the problem with Andy is he's such a delight to work with that we end up always working together though he demands to do the most puns that always have to do slightly fewer puns than him.

Dan Ilic  5:49   And from the chaser, it's the multiple actor nominated Chris Tyler, Chris nominated for upright and at home alone together this week. Both of those are in the comedy category. What happens if neither when Chris

Chris Taylor  6:01   if neither wins, it'll be a victory for comedy. Can I just say them and I genuinely surprised that you are humble enough not to raise yourself earlier. I feel very nervous doing this podcast this week with you because of course you won an award something much better than an actor award a a an Australian podcast award, the best comedy podcast in Australia and this puts pressure on on us tonight. A lot of people have been shooting in for the first time tonight and you know be their first experience of irrational fear of this shit. It's on us and so I just want to say no pressure. I notice Louis very strategically decided to have this one out.

Dan Ilic  6:42   Oh have you know that tonight is is is shit on purpose. Because of that. We want to lower expectations so we can win again next year. It's not often Ubaid, Hamish and Andy a tiny mountain sounds like it's really exotic.

Alice Fraser  6:55   I feel like it's very important if you win an award to prove that awards are worth nothing because inevitably you will just want to prove to everyone that no one really deserves in a world.

Dan Ilic  7:09   Coming up is rupert murdoch going broke investigative journalist Michael West will be joining us to help put the pieces together. But first, here's a message from this week's sponsor Zurich

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Dan Ilic  8:08   Alright, let's get into the fears. Speaking of airlines angry customers have swore never to fly cuantas ever again after Alan Joyce said that COVID vaccinations would be mandatory on future flights. Although just like Qantas job security, it's only 70%. Effective. Yes, if you want to fly quanis, you'll be strapped in a chair and stabbed aggressively with a needle or as they call it, economy. And if you're willing to pay twice the price, you'll also be stabbed with the needle but with more leg room, which is great. And this is of course it's absolutely terrible news for any anti vaxxers for mullumbimby. Who will have to take their trips the usual way with acid. So is it okay that Qantas is demanding international customers get the jab?

Chris Taylor  8:50   I'm okay with this. Um, firstly, from a health point of view, I think you've we've spent the whole year waiting for this vaccine. If one exists, then why wouldn't you have it? But the main reason I'm all pro This is because it will introduce more segregation in flying. You know, remember the old days where there was a smoking section and a non smoking section. Now actually divide anti vaxxers from vectors where there will actually be a curtain between people and in the same people to make it really obvious is that the moment you've kind of had to guess, or are they an anti vaxxer or not, by now if we just either just have a separate class. And I suggest, you know, there must be something worse than cattle classes. They're just a, you know, a needle prod class or just luggage hold will do. Or even a separate airline. I don't know what virgin is doing these days. But if they could pivot just to become the anti vaxxer airline. I think it could be very good

Dan Ilic  9:40   for all Yeah, jab star becomes the airline that was frozen.

Alice Fraser  9:46   Well, I have to disagree with you completely. Chris, I think this is a ridiculous infringement on personal liberties. And while we're at it, we should get rid of the rule that you're not allowed to fly when you're very pregnant. The rule that you're not allowed to fly when you're on fire or carrying liquids in bottles of more than 100 million I feel like the people who are anti Vax pre flight are the kind of people who defiantly drink half a litre of expensive shampoo with customs. Because how dare you tell them that they're not allowed to bring a bottle of shampoo and a wet goat on board?

Unknown Speaker  10:16   What's this?

Dan Ilic  10:17   I'm over 400 mils. All right, let me get rid of this right? on my head. A man you do a lot of flying? How do you feel about this?

Imaan Frank Hadchiti  10:26   I don't know. I just wonder how they gonna enforce it. You know? Like, is it gonna be that sort of sneaky add ons? When you book your ticket? We're like, yeah, you know, if you don't click the dead stop box, you know, it's gonna cost you $70 to get the job at the gate, you know? Is it gonna be like that?

Dan Ilic  10:42   It's kind of interesting, Chris, like you were saying how we were waiting for this moment to happen. We're kind of now putting our responsibilities because governments are so scared to do anything because of political pressure. It's up to now, corporations to actually do the moral take the moral high ground and show moral leadership. Yeah. Is there anything? Is it Do you?

Chris Taylor  11:01   Do you feel weird about that? No, no, I'm kind of grateful. Because I've lost hope waiting for governments to show moral leadership on this. I What was interesting for this in me on a serious note was how early Joyce went with it, because we will see a lot of this not just in the airline industry, but anywhere where you know, where there's group sort of situations, they probably weren't like schools, churches, gyms, and so forth. I think there will be a stipulation soon, that unless you've had the backstay out, so from a sort of marketing point of view is a bit unsanded. A bit Todd Sampson, he was sort of surprised. Joyce came out so hard and early. But he did say in his comments, I think, didn't he that he'd been speaking privately with his counterparts at other airlines, and they're all going to do it. So any anti vaxxer who thinks they just won't fly quarters from now on? What maybe have a lot of other options if they're all on the same page on this? You did

Dan Ilic  11:54   bring up branding and marketing. This is really interesting. This is bad news for anti vaxxers. They are now adding force on the internet complaining about this, and including this one who is a TV psychologist from the UK. Her name's Emma Kenny, she's got some suggestions for quarters

Unknown Speaker  12:09   in 20,000 people are damaged by vaccines, meaning that compared to the amount of children that damaged by COVID, there is no comparison. Vaccines will damage more children. And they will help so cuantas are advocating for the willful harm of children. Is that what you want your next year strapline to be cuantas willfully injured children? Fly with cuantas. But we might just NGO kid. Oh, well,

Dan Ilic  12:41   what do you think about that in mind?

Imaan Frank Hadchiti  12:43   I'm for injuring children.

Chris Taylor  12:45   So people forget, I mean, this is extremely on brand for cuantas. They they've been exploiting that Children's Choir for years taking the most places that are freezing cold, like the London Bridge at 5am to shoot an ad in the middle of a little room on top of the Opera House. I mean, the light shade has a load on that. So I think this is a good move for corners and very consistent. I just sort of want to know if they'll be you know, we talked about business class earlier, like, is there sort of like a deluxe vaccine and sort of budget version one is the one that you can lace with, yeah, you know, Bali, or Dom Perignon, or something. So it's a little bit more fun. Like how are the how the Jetson is gonna embrace this.

Alice Fraser  13:28   One of the things that I'm I'm very sorry about about this conscious announcement is that they're now going to have to change their song because it's not true anymore. There are no cities that never shut down. His own backyard is a worst example of pork barrel and you can find

Dan Ilic  13:47   this week's second fear. I like a turkey pardoning Chris you like a turkey pardoning in a tradition going back decades, President Trump is officially part of the turkey to save it from ending up as part of a Thanksgiving faced. Additionally, in terms of tradition, that's going back only a few hours, Trump also pardoned a chicken former NSA adviser Michael Flynn. Sadly, it's too late for Flynn to avoid all homies officially been roasted and devoured by the press, and on close inspection has revealed no sign of a brain spine or guts. Chris, Turkey patterning is a very strange cultural thing in America. You know, it's up there with Halloween and school shootings. How do you take a part of the celebration yourself?

Chris Taylor  14:30   But I watch it every year with bemusement, because it's amazing how commonly this tradition comes along and a really bad time. Like I remember, during the Vietnam War, like there's always very dark stories going on. And the President has this one little window of this sort of novelty pantomime routine where they pretend the world's quite fun. And I think it went on when we were bombing Kuwait. Last year when Trump was in the middle of impeachment proceedings and came out to do the traditional fun bit. It's the company Bit of the presidency. And it's it's sort of naff, isn't it? And I it's also quite mccobb. I mean, because everyone goes Oh, Isn't it lovely we part in a turkey. What we don't forget is one of the turkeys doesn't get pardoned, like to be brought along, one gets its throat slit and is then roasted in the White House oven. As does every other turkey in America except the one that's chosen. How do we know why that one was chosen? Who's behind it? Did you vote? Did you see the counts? Were Republicans and Democrats allowed to watch the vote process to determine which 30 gets pardoned?

Dan Ilic  15:36   Well, actually, Chris, I don't know if you've seen this clip. This is from 2018 this is Trump explaining the process and how it actually works. This is from two years ago.

Donald Trump  15:45   The winner of this vote was decided by a fair and open election conducted on the White House website this was a fair election. Unfortunately carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount and we're still fighting with carrots and I will tell you we've come to a conclusion carrots I'm sorry to tell you the result did not change it's too bad for carrots. Wow.

Chris Taylor  16:15   credibly preceded and I love how jolly he is about carrots you're about to meet a teen I mean yeah guy that used to run what Miss University when he didn't when he you know when he crowned the winner? Did he then turn to the runner up and go off to the oven. I mean, it's it's it's so bizarre. And the one thing I was gonna say you sort of touched on this a bit the the actual news this week, because Trump sort of in a much more, I guess what you'd call grotesque pardoning chapter at the moment where all his mates who may or may not have been involved in Russian collusion are gradually getting pardoned, because he's got form pardoning really dodgy people. How do we know the turkey he pardoned this year? He's innocent. Like, I suspect this turkey may have been involved in collusion. I don't have evidence like this saying if Trump's pardon the turkey, who know that turkeys about Apple.

Alice Fraser  17:09   So the turkey this year is called corn after the other and D percent of the American diet that isn't factory meat. But no one thinks about like the post pardoning life of the one free Turkey. I mean, does it just leave on in a horrifying, massive survivor's guilt until it's eaten by a wolf or regret. And if you listen to the speech this year, Donald Trump also called the turkey beautiful, which is the way he attributes value to anything. And as a satirical comedian, who's frankly tired of the lazy leftist denigration of Trump just because he's a brash, hollow showman with the vocabulary of a child. I refuse to maliciously misinterpret his harmless turkey compliment by suggesting that it indicates that he wants to fuck the Turkey. Turkey democracy.

Mathias Cormann  17:57   I mean, you know, some states, you know, we're ahead. All right, stop counting overhead, and then other states were behind. So, you know,

Unknown Speaker  18:06   Donald Trump is a genius. That's what the J stands for.

Dan Ilic  18:09   This week's third fear. Remember the sovereign citizens that all that sovereign citizen bullshit we had to deal with during our COVID lockdown? Well, in the UK, people are trying to get out of COVID restrictions by quoting the Magna Carta to the police. According to one article, a salon owner has repeated violations and she's clocked up 27,000 pounds in fines, 27,000 pounds in Australian dollars, that's enough to get you a block of land in the leppington triangle that is significant. Now, specifically, this salon owner and many others have quoted article 61 of the Magna Carta, which was only enforced for a few months, over 800 years ago. Or was it I don't know, awaking up you shape or go read a book. Or you could read a book if books were invented? No, when the Magna Carta was written books got invented 200 years after the Magna Carta was written so forget reading books. You know, when conspiracy theorists say you know, do your own research, I just say fuck this one and try to a constitutional lawyer because it's so much easier. Alice as the only lawyer on the panel and as someone who's lived a long time in the UK, what's going on here?

Alice Fraser  19:13   Well, the Magna Carta, or great big charter in English is a very hot document so hot, you might as well call it the Magna Carta, and so big you could call it the Magna Carta. Now it's a pivotal part of British legislative history and it's such a beautiful artefact you usually collect khaligraph at the hands of monks probably because back in those days, relatively few select people could read or write. Jeez, those were the days imagine Twitter if it were just a few chilled out monk swapping tips on how to go to D mediaeval baby Jesus badly, like really badly and have a look at some of the weird adult baby Jesus pics or mediaeval manuscripts at the time. But anyway, it's just such a specific legal nerd piece of legislation for these people to be waving around at their cell on doors. You think that if you knew anything about the Magna Carta, you know it's not relevant unless you're a 12th century Baron and I don't Don't want to question your lived experience, but I guarantee you have way too many people

Dan Ilic  20:05   actually actually Christie's a 12th century Baron he is, as

Alice Fraser  20:11   well Also, if you're citing the Magna Carta as a reason that you're allowed to keep your shop open during COVID restrictions, maybe you want to look at the regulations of that period on how people with leprosy or other illnesses the genesis of the term quarantine and easily during the play.

Dan Ilic  20:28   That's absolutely true. Chris, what have you been quoting any obscure constitutional documents to places you've been going about your your lockdown experience?

Chris Taylor  20:38   No, but I have noticed a trend with this. Like it was interesting in England where we've seen the Magna Carta quoted remember Karen from Bunnings in Australia earlier in the year, they seem to have a suspiciously very good knowledge of the the charter of human rights as she was trying to be convinced that Paul Bunyan stuff why she shouldn't have to wear a facemask. I don't know what it isn't Batman cases, or people who just don't want to pull their weight when it comes to public health and the public good. But they seem to have a love of arcane law, or very esoteric law. Now, I don't know if they've all been to law school before they go to Bunnings or wherever they just they've learned one phrase that they've learned are the you know, the Geneva Convention, and just sort of dropped that into a good discussion for the poor receptionist at Bunnings thinking that some capsule get out of jail free card but or I wouldn't give him the benefit of the doubt that maybe these are great legal scholars have arcane esoteric law. And maybe they right Dan and was wrong, Boris Johnson is wrong. And maybe we should be listening to these scholars who just have chosen to go into hair salon work. I mean, they could have been a barrister. They could have been a great eminent lecturer in law at Oxford or Cambridge, but they've chosen to come here because they're a person of the people.

Dan Ilic  21:52   I just like the personnel sorry, beta police person or a bannings employee game. Oh, Geneva Convention. Right this way, ma'am. I am so sorry. No idea. A man what's your take on this?

Imaan Frank Hadchiti  22:07   I'm just I'm just glad to see people in the in the West figured out that they're not as free as they thought they were. I mean, that's always fun to watch. You know.

Dan Ilic  22:18   See, is this from your, your Lebanese experience.

Imaan Frank Hadchiti  22:22   This this season like I struggle with, like, Oh my god, we're running out of toilet paper. What else in the world Jesus?

Dan Ilic  22:29   Well, it's this time of year where TV networks roll out what's on offer for next year and surprisingly, a stack of new shows are coming out that are critical of the government. Television

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Gabbi Bolt  22:49   Remember when the whole country was on fire and the Prime Minister went on holidays to Hawaii and his office wouldn't tell us where he was. I was like, Whoa, crazy. It was like I'm a celebrity Get me out of here. But it was your the Prime Minister get the phone

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Unknown Speaker  23:08   for like two days the immigration Minister and the Attorney General the day they were accused of bullying and misogyny. I can't believe we forgot about that. I actually I can't Can you believe that?

Gabbi Bolt  23:18   Yeah, everyone got distracted by war crimes which are cool, but not sexy.

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Unknown Speaker  23:47   Angus Taylor's water deals? Yeah, you can ask that. Whatever happened to paladins contracts have managed to turn out that either. And whatever happened to the bushfire recovery? Well, you can't ask that because doesn't exist.

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Dan Ilic  24:25   Now let me call my call to see if we can get him up. Here we go.

Unknown Speaker  24:28   Please leave a detailed message after the time. I'm sick. Michael West. Typical.

Dan Ilic  24:33   Well, due to technical difficulties, we don't have Michael West, but it was gonna be an interesting conversation. I'm sure.

Chris Taylor  24:39   I mean, this is typical. This is this is Murdoch through and through where Murdoch just understands what he's about to be discussed on a very prominent award winning Australian podcast. And I wouldn't be surprised to be said West kidnapped, certainly muzzled. I'd like to look into this if only Michael West was here to look into it. To get to the bottom of this but it's very very suspicious

Dan Ilic  25:01   Dan in mind if you could, please could you please be Michael West while I asked you some questions about rupert murdoch

Imaan Frank Hadchiti  25:09   hang on let me just get some talcum powder first hang on

Dan Ilic  25:14   all right a man just how screwed is the Murdoch business in Australia?

Imaan Frank Hadchiti  25:18   Well I mean it's it's it is the screw that is screwing us it is not screwed I think it's um I don't know what does Michael with sound like who is this? Can I just add that this is the biggest fear that I've had is the fact that this is the best comedy Australia's got to offer a

Dan Ilic  25:41   big thank you to Alice fries a man Frank Chetty and Chris Taylor and I guess Michael west to many cold but he didn't click the link. That's okay. Thanks very much, guys. Now do you guys have anything to plug? Man? You wanna plug anything got shows coming up?

Imaan Frank Hadchiti  25:56   Yes, I'm gonna be doing a cheeky cabaret up in Brunswick heads in Brunswick Picturehouse. 12th on the 14th of December. So come check me in my tiny black keys. And I was

Dan Ilic  26:07   Friday. You got anything to plug?

Alice Fraser  26:09   Yes, indeed. This is coming out on the 27th of November which means tonight if you're in Sydney, I am at the Comedy Store doing an hour of comedy. And also I have a daily satirical news podcast set in an alternate dimension and it's called the last post and it's extremely silly.

Dan Ilic  26:24   Does Michael West call you back on in that alternative dimension?

Alice Fraser  26:30   No, he's been eaten by the octopus people of New Zealand.

Dan Ilic  26:34   Agree Salah What have you got to plug

Chris Taylor  26:37   I've just started a new podcast with Michael west where we just sort of spend an hour just talking about why we don't want to talk to daily lives ever again. You can catch that on wherever you get your podcasts good.

Dan Ilic  26:49   Big thanks to rode mics the birth of foundation go neutral Patreon supporters Jacob round on the Kevin yankeetown line words you may have heard you've come from Maddie Palmer Diablos den James Colley, as well as many tidbits from our discord community. forces you may have heard from this episode include Wendy Harmer, Ben McKenzie bros a avadh. Gabby bot Robin McGregor and Rupa de gas Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Good night.

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This week we rip into Pete Evans. Why not? Everyone else is. We as whether or not we should let dead mummies lie. We cheer on SA as they go into their 6 day hard lockdown. And we mock the SA government for trying to implement a tax on electric cars.

Fearmongers this week:

Zach Ruane (Aunty Donna's Big Ole House of Fun) Virginia Gay (All Saints Big Ol Hospital of Fiction) Dan Ilic (The Ronnie Johns Half Hour of Nonsense) Lewis Hobba (Hungry Beast)

and Noah Schultz-Byard (SA Director of The Australia Institue)

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Dan Ilic  1:44   Tonight at the 26 minute long News Corp AGM rupert murdoch said he's not a climate denier. He's just number one with climate deniers. And thanks to COVID-19 Adelaide enters six days of staying at home and doing nothing also known as Adelaide and Australia is set to open all state and territory borders by Christmas except CWA that ruined our holiday plans to Perth exclaimed no one is the 20th of November 2020. And many smart people are saying that we are gonna beat sizzle Tam at the Australian podcast level. So best comedy. This is irrational fear. Hello and welcome to irrational fear the show that holds your hand through the spookiest stories of the week on your host, former chairman of crown casino Dan Ilic. Joining me on the podcast this week, the mongers of fear. And let me tell you first up, he's the only guy left or Triple J who hasn't managed to go behind his boss's back to secure a deal with a commercial radio station. It's Louis harbor.

Lewis Hobba  2:55   Begging for a den one day I'll get that you can pick it up.

Dan Ilic  2:59   And she's a writer, performer, actor, musician and racconta it's the old star of all saints Virginia gay. Howdy, Dan. We have we're great. And our next guest Well, let's put it this way. It's been a quiet like nothing career defining or genre defying or nothing really in the realm of international acclaim has taken up his time and attention and as a result has had plenty of time to read the news and be a guest on every single comedy podcast from Australia. He's one third of the way up until this week that little known Australia sketch comedy group. Auntie Donna, Zack Ryan. Hello,

Zach Ruane  3:33   hello. Thank you so much. I haven't had much time to read the news. But I think in the great tradition of white men through history, I'm just gonna have opinions without being informed. I'm just gonna go for him. Just you'll hear him I'll have him

Virginia Gay  3:48   in the great tradition of white women.

Unknown Speaker  3:52   Hilarious.

Dan Ilic  3:58   Coming up in the podcast we're gonna be talking to two southies one the pizza guy comm security guard who is patient zero in the state's latest outbreak and we're gonna be talking about how the South Australian government is trying to implement attacks on electric cars which could see terrible policy make its way throughout the country just like other baddest South Australia incidents like dance chance and romance. But first here is this week's sponsor.

Unknown Speaker  4:23   This week on SNS Australia, Nick Cummins is issued with his toughest challenge. Yes, they call you the honey badger right?

Unknown Speaker  4:31   The pipe shed in the woods.

Unknown Speaker  4:33   Do you want to win SS Australia? Oh man I want to win like a Dingo wants a baby. So when sh Australia all you have to do is indiscriminately destroy 39 innocent people are metaphorical your mind because anytime I go to the pub on ladies no

Unknown Speaker  4:48   I'm like a bull in a china shop. I

Unknown Speaker  4:50   just absolutely destroy murder them just like the real Australian. So yes.

Lewis Hobba  4:56   Oh, holy Dooley. Hold your horses.

Unknown Speaker  4:58   That's good practice. Hold your horses. Then

Unknown Speaker  5:02   go go go go feel every

Unknown Speaker  5:04   dog sleeping adventure and indiscriminate murders on this week's episode of sa Yes, Australia yet won't be seen on seven because the AFP would rate us and put us in jail.

Unknown Speaker  5:15   Chapelle

Dan Ilic  5:18   can't wait to say that one. All right, let's get stuck into their fears. This week's first fear we all know Pete Evans has been canceled once popular conspiracy theories shift. The same guy who activated armands has been dropped by his publisher and book chains for activating right wing conspiracy theorists with a Nazi black son car turn on Facebook. Now to be fair, he's also at COVID conspiracy theorist which has killed almost 1.5 million people in six months. And he's even been dropped by channel 10. I'm a celebrity Get me out of here because the producers couldn't find conditions that were more extreme than having It's been eight weeks isolated with Pete Evans. His products have also been dropped from Coles and while we're so fear mongers it is safe to say you can't get canceled in Australia unless you're a white guy who wants to promote the Nazis. Well, what do you say Zach? Is? Is has it? Why is it taken this long to cancel? paid adverts? Oh, my

Zach Ruane  6:09   goodness gracious me. I think there's an element with him where he's just such a big goof. He's been a goofus long. just gone. He started to go. Oh, Kate.

Lewis Hobba  6:24   If he led with narcissism, he would have been like, I don't like oh my God, this guy's a Nazi. Because he led with sort of cheeky things like I'm gonna stare at the sun and tell people it's healthy. You like about Tommy it's an autism. You like well, he aged to seen, you know, it's like, it's not like, it's not like, it's not like throwing a it's like a stepping into a hot bath. It's like putting a frog into a pot and slowly turning up the hate.

Virginia Gay  6:47   Yeah. Which would be delicious. In one of his recipes.

Dan Ilic  6:52   Louis, I remember talking with you about bass in 2012. There in the very first time, the whole, you know, Twitter had a bit of a meltdown about paid Evans, which is when he was activating armands on his day on a plate column. Or why do you think do you do you? Could you imagine like back in 2012. When we were talking about this, we'd still be talking about it in the year 2020.

Unknown Speaker  7:11   I mean,

Lewis Hobba  7:12   I guess I'm kind of surprised that, that Pete Evans has lost that as long as he has. He is I mean, they were. He's such he's pretty bad talent. Like, have you ever watched him on television? He's not very good. But he's not a very good presenter. And he's such a bad chef, that he actually got beaten by a contestant on his own show. So he's neither a good chef nor a good presenter, nor a non Nazi. I guess that's, that's a zero from three for me.

Virginia Gay  7:42   Isn't it also true that like, if you're astonished that you're still talking about Pete Evans, and you were first talking about him in 2012? Does that make him our Trump? Because Are we still astonished that we're talking about Trump? Like, he was just a punch line in 2015? Right? Who's the punch line? In fact, home alone to eat in the city or whatever? Oh,

Dan Ilic  8:04   are you implying that Paige Evans is going to become Prime Minister of Australia sometimes? God?

Unknown Speaker  8:13   Jesus Christ,

Dan Ilic  8:13   He is very, He's very handsome. He's got those sparkly eyes. He does like to surf.

Virginia Gay  8:18   nice smile lines. Have you seen as everybody's seen that the video of him saying,

Unknown Speaker  8:24   You know what,

Virginia Gay  8:25   I didn't even I had to look up the phrase neo nazi, I would say, mate, does what it says on the tin. But I also am obsessed with the fact that he's standing next to that horse and that horse is like, stop at my stop.

Unknown Speaker  8:39   I said, Shut up.

Virginia Gay  8:41   That horses is press agent. And even that horse can't keep him in line. Here it is.

Unknown Speaker  8:48   Well, just wait until 2020 anymore because the mainstream media have come out and labeled me a racist and a neo nazi effect that I had to actually Google a neo nazi man is pretty telling. So I would just want to tell you this once and one time early. It is completely untrue. unfactual and a load of garbage here. I could actually say a few more words, but anybody that knows me knows I stand for long term, sustainable health for all humanity. I don't think there's anything else I need to say except please. Oh my

Dan Ilic  9:25   god, you're right, Virginia. That horse was really trying to shut him the hell up.

Virginia Gay  9:30   That a horse is a channel seven publishers going we had one chance.

Unknown Speaker  9:39   They'll pretty much take

Zach Ruane  9:40   anyone on I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here. It's sort of like they'll they'll take some great celebrities. I've had friends on that show, but they'll also just go are you at your lowest point?

Unknown Speaker  9:51   Yes. Come on board.

Unknown Speaker  9:55   Come on.

Zach Ruane  9:56   Get on the show.

Virginia Gay  9:58   Do delicious. just pile of cockroaches. What is the price that you would need on the table to do that shows that?

Unknown Speaker  10:07   Oh, yeah.

Unknown Speaker  10:10   Oh,

Lewis Hobba  10:11   I mean, keep in mind that a worldwide Netflix deal? Yeah.

Unknown Speaker  10:15   Right, Louis.

Lewis Hobba  10:18   I'll do a free MacBook Pro.

Unknown Speaker  10:23   For a webcam.

Zach Ruane  10:28   There's something really when you're working when you're working Australian artists, that whole show the whole idea of I'm a celebrity Get me out of here is it's about bringing people down. It's like, these big coastal elites, again, ate some cockroaches, and we're gonna have a little laugh at them. But when it's just working Australian artists, it's just like, Oh, look, look what desperation and a bad in this, like a badly funded industry will do to people. It's very sad and hard to watch. But

Dan Ilic  10:58   it's not even like that I needed to Kobe used to be the boss of the show that the boss of the company that makes that show, and she asked me when I was first going, she's like, would you go on that show? And I was like, actually, because I would say like, it'd be like eight weeks of solid pay and solid work. And of course you don't. And if anything like I mean Joel crazy was in the first ever season and it kind of helped him with his career totally blew up his career. Now he's become a household name. Yeah. Well, yeah, you do.

Lewis Hobba  11:31   I think the way that the people who cost it, this is like, actual words from costing people say that they try to get good people on the way up and bad people on the way down. So it's like,

Unknown Speaker  11:46   oh, that's

Dan Ilic  11:47   amazing. So when I was asked five years ago, I might have been a good person going up, but now I'm definitely a bad guy.

Lewis Hobba  11:54   Yeah, you weren't. You're crazy now you're Chappelle. Is it?

Zach Ruane  11:58   Is there anything in this Pete Evans story, when when when I hear that, like Twitter blew up in 2012, about the activated almonds? Is there anything in this story about maybe we need to stop blowing up about activated almonds?

Dan Ilic  12:15   People who are pure about their food are also pure about their bloodlines. So we got to be very careful about who is pure about what things we got to be very careful about that.

Unknown Speaker  12:25   You're listening

Unknown Speaker  12:26   to a rational fear,

Unknown Speaker  12:29   I can very easily disappear. You know, some people would like me to disappear and I doubt and I'll just make this one statement. If I disappear or I have a frickin weird accident, it wasn't an accident. Okay.

Dan Ilic  12:41   This way second fear. Archaeologists in Egypt have an earth more than 100 A delicately painted wooden coffins, some with mummies inside and 40 funeral statues in the ancient burial ground of Saqqara, Virginia is everything okay? With this story, you find this?

Virginia Gay  12:58   I am so thrilled about this story. Because what's so great about it is it's just so great to take a break from the inescapable dread of COVID and the inescapable dread of like Trump maybe barricaded himself in the White House and just really focus on the inescapable dread of awakening and ancient curse. And I just think in times like these, a change is as good as a holiday. I for one, welcome our new mommy overlords. I cannot wait to have the Scarab beetles up under my skin, I will be excited to class the jewel that then turns my hand to dust.

Dan Ilic  13:31   What a thrill the sealed wooden coffin some containing mummies date far back as 2500 G's are in perfect condition of preservation, and are fine quality coffins meant as they were probably the final resting place of the wealthiest citizens official said Well, clearly, the final resting place is not going to be there. It's going to be the British Museum or somewhere else.

Lewis Hobba  13:53   Yeah, it's the wealthy citizens that mean it's sort of their equivalent of paid Evans.

Dan Ilic  13:59   Yeah. Oh, Jeff Bezos, like it's one of those things. Yeah.

Lewis Hobba  14:03   I think it's just gold covered. Um,

Dan Ilic  14:05   and I think you're right, Virginia. I think you know, it is time to kind of disrupt the horror show we're living in in 2020. And it's good to have some I mean, I've watched the documentary it's good

Virginia Gay  14:14   to have an actual literal horror show. Yes.

Dan Ilic  14:18   Exactly. Why, why deal in figuratively terms? Yeah, I watched a documentary The other day called The Mummy Returns. And it was it was very insightful. I'm looking forward. I'm

Zach Ruane  14:28   also really, really curious how quickly how quickly corporations are gonna get on board with the mummy curse, like they're on their own no contact delivery within like, get a pizza for you and a garlic bread for the ancient mommy in your basement.

Lewis Hobba  14:51   I saw that. There's a new Netflix documentary all about this the opening of this term. And have you guys seen this? Oh, yes. Yeah. I am. wondered if it was the biggest thing to be on Netflix this week's act?

Zach Ruane  15:04   No, no, no, actually, I think you will find it the crown.

Virginia Gay  15:11   The Queen's gambit is also very good.

Zach Ruane  15:13   Yeah, absolutely. When we when we were like setting up like, we had an announced date and a release date, and then they emailed us a few, like maybe a month ago, two months ago, and they're like, oh, we're gonna move the date forward. And I was like, Why? Why? Why? Like, look, it's a complicated thing. It's about other shows. And I just Google and my other currencies and just want to get like, some time before everyone's like, Diane.

Dan Ilic  15:42   I've got a question about your shows that I could in the Yeah, I don't think it's too weird to talk about how you had this episode called the claim. Did you guys build that episode? Because you knew the crown was coming back?

Zach Ruane  15:53   No, like, nice. It's so funny because it comes off as a let loose live and they used to talk about the dancing show exactly.

Dan Ilic  16:03   Like the only people The only people that remember let loose live are comedians who are who would jealous of anyone who gets a TV show on Fox?

Zach Ruane  16:16   Do you know what strategies This is the second job I brought up, let loose live on my promo to get slightly less slightly less. References

Dan Ilic  16:25   less live the show that debuted in 2005. It was hosted by Dave O'Neill. It lasted two episodes, it had great people. And unlike Kate McLennan, and Sammy j, and a whole bunch of really old comedians who totally fucked it up. They wanted to create like an SNL for CHANNEL SEVEN. And they had they had these great young talent who were doing good work. And then they had these old talent who were just rolling television, in front of everybody's eyes and in ruining everybody else's chances for making something good in the future. Thankfully, you know that the ronnie Jones half hour came out not long after that, he fixed it

Zach Ruane  16:59   and saved it all not well. So it seems like synergy. But if you can, if you go back, if you watch our live shows, and listen to our podcast, both broden and I are obsessed with the crown like I've been obsessed with not just the crown I love the queen is one of my favorite movies. And the audience is one of my favorite plays. So Peter Morgan, he just done a lot of stuff about the queen and I'm obsessed with it. And in a very serious like, why, but for some reason, just if something's in your mind long enough, it becomes the comedy. It just sneaks into the company, even if you don't find it funny. So I think we just made a lot of crown references, and then quite by coincidence, it came out a week at the same way.

Dan Ilic  17:41   While we're just talking about your show, which is why you're here to talk about your show sometimes. I can I just say one of the things I absolutely love about the anti donut show on Netflix is how you've relentlessly put in Australian references and haven't bothered to Americanize them all. And all I could think of was these, this audience is going to be so curious about what four and 20 pies are. What these other references are like, looking thank god they did that because it's such an tion of the of the of the artists.

Zach Ruane  18:14   Yeah, thank you for mentioning that. I think I keep thinking about it. It's like domain. I think the main thing was it maybe it was subconscious. But we were just like, Netflix are gonna make us go international. They're gonna go change the brands. So like, let's go as hard as humanly possible on the Australian references. Let's just like go really really hard so they miss a few. And that will get out big, long writable thing of lists. And unfortunately, the digest didn't realize kasidy Ringwood was a real Australian references like regional like these

Dan Ilic  18:49   references.

Zach Ruane  18:50   Yeah. And then it turns out when you've got like an $8 billion budget and you're and you're making like the crown for 100 million dollars, the little weeds get show in the corner. They just don't give you notes. So they're going after like Saudi Arabia with a foreign 20 reference.

Dan Ilic  19:12   Speaking of regional Australia, South Australia is back in lockdown, which has caused me panic once again. Toilet paper is off the shelves but more to the point. Bottom shops were hit hard this week. The port Pirie bottle shop owner said told the ABC News that yesterday that is Wednesday when we're recording. They usually make $3,000 on a Wednesday, but so far they've taken $35,000 Yeah. And it's not if it's ago adalet Yes, I call them today just to see if they want to wrap for a chat. It turns out they're actually dead today. Because the reason the reason why that was so busy yesterday is because the government hasn't clarified at that point which is bottle shops are allowed to stay open but once the government's like yeah bottle shops can stay oh but nothing no backup other shops like that. Thankfully the South Australian police have issued some reasons to leave home the Finally I think, you know, we've all heard that government clear government rules is really important in times of stress like this. I don't know if you've seen this let me see if I can show you here the reasons to leave home over here. I don't if you can read this, but it's on the list of reasons to leave home which include visiting a petrol station pharmacy and post office shop. There's also one called home commonly known as bottleshop. This is the official This is the official South Australian police information. I love that. So why South Australia back in lockdown again. Well, a cluster of 17 new cases has been tied to a frontline worker for a quarantine hotel security guard took COVID-19 to his second job at a pizza shop. Now fear mongers It seems to me that we should be probably paying our frontline workers a little bit more said that they don't have to have a second job at this time. Is that to

Virginia Gay  20:59   slow down what you're crazy? What what? Like actual pay that allows them to live when they are literally protecting us?

Unknown Speaker  21:09   something something

Dan Ilic  21:10   something more than minimum wage, perhaps

Virginia Gay  21:13   something that doesn't force them to compromise their security and the security of the rest of the state

Unknown Speaker  21:18   what

Dan Ilic  21:19   crazy slash nation

Unknown Speaker  21:22   nation?

Zach Ruane  21:23   It's it's one of those things, isn't it? Like there's been so many things that are like new there are so many things that are that I never thought I'd see or hear that have happened this year. I think my dad my 63 year old dad talking about the casualization of the workforce as a key issue. Probably the man that turns every brand into a plural and he's like, Alright, goodnight. I need to work on these casualization

Unknown Speaker  21:51   then

Unknown Speaker  21:54   you told me to shut up.

Lewis Hobba  21:56   You got to unionize the gig economy.

Virginia Gay  22:00   Uber rise at night What can you tell me a little more about turning every brand into a plural?

Unknown Speaker  22:06   Yeah, what is the

Zach Ruane  22:08   open is do they you know they don't go to Meijer they go to Myers and I gotta say fight I gotta say flies. Like every moment that happens in your life. I've got friends now. You know, I'm only 30 but I've got friends that I like I would go to Safeway so I'm like get done contribute to the world anymore.

Dan Ilic  22:27   But Zack when when your friends start talking brands in plurals you know they're probably got a bunch of investment property so you can hit them up for a line.

Unknown Speaker  22:35   Exactly because

Zach Ruane  22:37   I reckon it's I like looking at the way the world is going. It's only up for investment property.

Lewis Hobba  22:45   The Adelaide lockdown has been interesting to see just in terms of the the coverage because it's so different to Melbourne lockdowns and obviously, it's still, it's still very new. But it's, it reminds me of I'm the youngest sibling, in my family. And my eldest sibling in my family, my sister is always talking about how she had to do the hardship. Just like mom and dad used to. They had tough rules for me. I couldn't go out it like and then you come along the third person to go through the things and no one cares. You can do whatever you want. Like the coverage of Adelaide is just been like, oh, they're going into lockdown. Now seems like the right thing to do. Like two months ago, it was dictated Dan is like abusing his people you like this is it's the same thing. You've just seen it before.

Virginia Gay  23:40   And you smell a stain. how incredibly successful it is. No, no, not stays. Everybody. Well done. melva Tribble

Dan Ilic  23:46   doughnuts coming soon. mezcal musings on YouTube, right? No, Ben is one big investment property. Ain't that the truth? Well, I spoke to the security guards slice pizza shop worker in question a little earlier on today. Well, we've got patient zero in Adelaide on the line. JOHN from COVID brothers pizza. Thanks for joining us, john. Of course, not your real name. No, it's

Unknown Speaker  24:07   Jonathan Marshall and is reserved for my premium.

Dan Ilic  24:11   So Jonathan, working security in a covered hotel and making pizza that is a hell of a juggling act right there.

Unknown Speaker  24:17   Well, because I was an artist.

Dan Ilic  24:19   Did you ever consider retraining

Unknown Speaker  24:21   beyond Coronavirus? There's not many good sectors in SI besides daycare, and frankly, that wasn't an option because history shows that comedians really can't be trusted around vulnerable sleepy people with foggy memories.

Dan Ilic  24:33   So how did pizza enter the picture? Well, my

Unknown Speaker  24:35   last word cleanse hope staff meetings after hours and titles and pizza. Sorry, I find the union hotline. They sort of have a huge problem because there's so

Unknown Speaker  24:43   you joined the union.

Unknown Speaker  24:44   I started making pizza and head of the Union combined with Gary gallon, that stuff when it's pretty big. Right? And

Dan Ilic  24:52   is this why you started working security at a covid hotel?

Unknown Speaker  24:56   Yeah, I mean, staff meetings on zoom have really smashed my bottom line. The content that I'm working with in a pandemic, on like pages and quarantine is terrible. I still miss making pages to people. It's vertical integration.

Dan Ilic  25:09   I think that's actually horizontal integration.

Unknown Speaker  25:15   horizontal integration if you know too many

Dan Ilic  25:17   people worried about getting COVID on their pizza,

Unknown Speaker  25:20   man, it's not the weirdest thing on these put on their faces. Yeah. I mean, if anything, I run the perfect business. I deliver pizzas for businesses under paying their staff painlessly and without complaining that I don't earn enough in my COVID job, but I have to learn like making pizzas. Actually,

Dan Ilic  25:45   I don't think you can include the word life in a pizza business linked to a COVID outbreak.

Thank you. That was great. Adelaide comedian john Brooks. They're staying in South Australia now. They forced us to drink Cooper's for years now. South Australia is about to export its worst thing since Cory Bernardi. It's a new tax on electric cars. Yeah, the SI Treasurer Rob Lucas reckons it's a done deal. And to him, it makes sense to put a tax on cars that don't pollute. What do you expect from a state that calls itself South Australia that's actually further north than three other states. To talk to us through the dumbest tax ever. It's no assurance by a director of the strategy true for South Australia. Now, thanks for joining us on irrational fear. Hi, everybody, thanks for having me. Now, one who is trying to implement this tax and why

Noah Schultz-Byard  26:36   the state government in the budget that was just handed down last week announced in their hidden away just a couple of sentences, saying that they're thinking about looking at maybe next year, probably but we don't know what it's gonna look like yet. Implementing a special tax just for electric vehicles. We at the Australia Institute were harking back to the language of Tony Abbott and effectively calling it a great big new tax on not polluting. It's like you've got this great new technology that's coming along in Australia, we're not very good at buying them yet. We should get a lot better at buying them. If there's proper policies in place, a lot more of us would own them. We need more of them. So what does the government think we should do? We should slap a tax on it. It's a it's the opposite of what's needed as Bay Jafari at the electric vehicle Council says, you know, we have tobacco excise on cigarettes to try and you know, help people encourage them not to smoke. This is like someone giving up cigarettes, and then you're slapping with attacked, because they're not paying the tobacco excise anymore. It's craziness. We think it shouldn't go ahead. We're hoping I won't go ahead. We'll see what happens.

Dan Ilic  27:50   Yeah, I happen to how does it How does it even get this far? Like how does a tax it's so dumb, get this get like, get to the treasurer's desk and get to the point where the chairs like, yeah, I think we're gonna do this dumb thing.

Noah Schultz-Byard  28:03   It's a bit of a mystery. It's really counterintuitive, but a couple of the states have been talking about going down this road. Over the years. It's really counterintuitive. I say, because South Australia, along with other states have recently been announcing some pretty good electric vehicle policy. So just two weeks ago, I think it was the state government announced that they were going to roll out hundreds of rapid charges across the state. So we can have a network of electric vehicle fast charges that are also going to convert the entire government fleet to electric cars over the next 10 years. So you know, you are doing this good stuff on one hand, and then he comes budget time and PAL sneaky surprise, electric vehicle tax comes out of nowhere.

Dan Ilic  28:49   So but how did that how does this tax, get it get to the Treasury tax? Like how does it even you know, where did the idea come from?

Noah Schultz-Byard  28:56   So a few different. It's generally discussed in policy circles. There's one organization called infrastructure partnerships, Australia that has been pushing the idea for a while and in, in a lot of policy and tax conversations, this sort of thing comes up. It's there is actually an argument to be made for a road user charge, which is what this what they're calling this, but I mean, this is getting probably a little bit geeky, but do it. There's a whole bunch of things that go towards raising revenue. So that's car red Joe, luxury car tax, that's the fuel excise that's paid for petrol, compulsory in a whole bunch of things get you know that we pay to have cars and use the road. You could get rid of all of those things and charge people for using the road how much they use it each year, what time of day they use it. They use it when it's really busy charging more if you go into like a super busy city where it's really expensive to build the infrastructure to make that work and there's low competition to use them. Structure charge the more for that and charge everybody, you know petrol cars and electric cars across the same way if that's one way that you want to get rid of all these old taxes and charge something new or unfair? Sure, well, that's a conversation we can have. But just coming along and saying, we're gonna have an extra special new tax that will just pop on electric vehicles, you know, in Australia, point 2% of cars, or electric vehicles, and I feel like attacks on that is like putting a tax on trying to save an endangered species. You know, like, we

Unknown Speaker  30:29   want more of these things.

Noah Schultz-Byard  30:31   It's like going out and finding a baby club. So you and your saver, gonna pay five bucks to the government. It just doesn't make any sense.

Unknown Speaker  30:37   Yeah.

Dan Ilic  30:38   Which is why I burn a koala awake, just you know, just in case. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  30:44   it's so weird that this is happening in all places of South Australia, a place that is essentially owes its electricity grid to Tesla. Like it just as a giant Tesla battery. There is a man who is the biggest like one of the biggest manufacturers of electric cars, essentially in control of their power grid. And they're going, oh, let's piss off a long. Thank you. We'll go back to blackouts. he'll pull you back in blackout town satellite.

Zach Ruane  31:12   Admittedly, also, it is the state that it took a crazy man on Twitter to convince them to try that. battery and they're like, all right.

Unknown Speaker  31:26   What can go wrong? You don't get

Noah Schultz-Byard  31:29   exactly what is glad he was willing to come here. You know, a very cool visit of South Australia will take him.

Lewis Hobba  31:36   Brooks doing just getting to do another tweet that seems to be

Noah Schultz-Byard  31:41   just sorted out like that. It's tough. You know, you're tweeting because solve the world's problems. I will be there in the next couple of years, I reckon on each one of us.

Dan Ilic  31:48   Should I be worried about this? No, I should be worried. Should I go down to my mechanic and ask them how to convert my Tesla series three into a petrol car?

Noah Schultz-Byard  31:57   We hope not. So in South Australia, the labour opposition, the greens opposition and some of the crossbenchers have already said, Well, well, this is a crazy idea and we don't support it. So this idea looks effectively dead on arrival, it can't pass the parliament with that amount of opposition. So things look good in South Australia, the big risk is if other states also start seeing this and thinking, you know, hello, hello, could get a bit of revenue out of this and start trying to implement something themselves, we hope, you know, there's been a very strong, reasonable negative reaction to this idea in sa hopefully that will discourage other jurisdictions from going down the same path?

Dan Ilic  32:37   No, is it really a revenue question? Because as you say, the revenue is so minuscule, or is it something else?

Noah Schultz-Byard  32:42   So in the budget papers, there's normally a lot of detail for how these policies are going to work and how much they'll make and how much it costs to implement them. There was none of that there was just a couple of sentences saying, Yeah, we might have a crack at this, we don't know exactly what it's gonna look like, or how it's gonna work. But there was a line in the papers that said, do go on, there was this secret little line in this field section of the budget, you know, you open the plastic to get to the triple X ray for separate information at the boat,

Lewis Hobba  33:11   we're across.

Noah Schultz-Byard  33:16   Work with fantasy for this is my nerd, you know, going deep into the data fantasy. So the secret shame in the budget document said, you know, there are so few electric vehicles on the road as it is. And over the next four years, there's probably not going to be many more anyway. So it's gonna raise stuff or money, even as it is less than a million dollars a year. So there's a tacit recognition in there, that there's not going to be an increase taken on electric vehicles, it's not going to raise much money, it's going to suppress the uptake of electric vehicles. So you know, why are we even doing it? It's hard to know.

Virginia Gay  33:52   Because Lex Luthor has gotten some sort of information about electric vehicles like this is full supervillain stuff, but in a deeply data sealed section kind of way.

Lewis Hobba  34:05   Yeah, I like the idea of a data filter. It makes you feel like the Delhi doctor is routing policy.

Noah Schultz-Byard  34:12   Are you taking the quiz? It turns out if you're into budget paper three, you're your nerd on the nerd quiz.

Dan Ilic  34:18   Noah, Rob Lucas, this set SS Treasurer said that another state is looking at it. Do you know what state is looking at

Noah Schultz-Byard  34:25   it? New South Wales have said in the last week that they're potentially looking at it and a bit over a year ago, I think it was the Victorian Government said that they would be you know, willing to take a look at it. So like I said, it's definitely an idea that's knocking around people. People want to look at it. There's just there's so much better ways you could potentially go around about it rather than just slapping a blunt instrument of this tax just on electric vehicles. So we hope at least in this, the form that it's been semi announced in South Australia isn't what people decide to do

Dan Ilic  35:00   well no, thank you so much for being part of irrational fear tonight and I noticed you're ready for lockdown in the back of your screen. It's very clear. Look at all those board games ready to go. You've got like 15,000 board games

Noah Schultz-Byard  35:14   one day into lockdown. I've played almost all of them the liquor cabinet is dry,

burning everything

Unknown Speaker  35:22   to keep me going Excellent. Well

Dan Ilic  35:24   that's it for irrational vision. I big thank you to all our all of our guests. Noah shows by Zachary Ruane of Virginia gay Louis harbor. If you got anything to plug Zach, is there anything you want to kind of get out there into the world to let people know about?

Zach Ruane  35:37   I haven't seen any of the crowns season four yet. I'm very excited to say what he does with that shop. Also known as Big House of fun. I really should I've been a bit cheeky You know, I've just been promoting the crown. But I need my help me known as big ol House of fun on Netflix. Think if you're a boomer and you're listening, it's like the goodies if you're young, it's like South Park. I don't care. It's like everything you love, but we it

Dan Ilic  36:05   isn't like Studio 10 at all. I love Studio 10 Yeah, that's a bit like Studio 10. Virginia, do you have anything to plug?

Virginia Gay  36:14   I've got theater shows that are coming out next year if theater exists next year, so wear your mask and make sure I can do them. Thank you very much,

Dan Ilic  36:22   Louis. You got anything to plug? Uh, no,

Lewis Hobba  36:25   not really save all I'm on the radio come and say hello.

Unknown Speaker  36:28   No shows spired you're gonna think the plug

Noah Schultz-Byard  36:31   the Australia Institute, ta ai.org.au. It's where we do all of our awesome research that will hopefully squash things like the electric vehicle tax. Go there. Read the research donate if you want to. It's a cracking website full of really nerdy stuff.

Dan Ilic  36:45   Great. big thank you to rode mics the birth of foundation going into our Patreon supporters Jacob brown on the tepanyaki timeline big contributions this week from john Brooks Rupa de Gass, Kilian, David and Maddy Palmer, Dave blow sane, and some other great folks who hang out in our Discord. Now, before we leave you tonight, we've actually heard this in trouble in America. We haven't heard from Donald Trump in a few days. He's been very quiet. But I do have a leak tape which might tell us why.

Unknown Speaker  37:16   It's me. President Trump still president just calling to say that I'm not coming in today. Okay. Um, Mr. President, certainly, sir. Are you feeling okay? I'm feeling great. I'm just feeling a little bit under the weather but I'm not coming in. I'm having a mental health day. Need some me time? And that's fine, sir. Hope you get better soon. We'll see you tomorrow. No, not gonna come in tomorrow either. I don't have to. You can't make me. I'm the president. I need more me time tomorrow to Okay. Yes, sir. Pardon my asking sir, but this hasn't got anything to do with you know, the other day what what the other day? What are you talking about? I played golf. Big deal. Great game. Tremendous game. I had the highest round ever. It was huge. Yes, sir. That and the young. The election. Yeah. And that well, I won the election. I wanted I then won some golf. No big deal. So much winning. I'm sick of winning. Sick of winning. I need a day off. All right. And I need another day off tomorrow. I need some me time. All right. All right, sir. So you didn't see the Joe Biden speech on TV sleepy Joe? sleepy Joe's speech on TV. I caught some of it horrible, horrible, worst concession speech ever believe me, sir. He didn't even mention that he lost Can you believe that? What a loser. a sore loser nasty loser. He's nasty. Nasty, so you won't accept defeat sir Sure. I accept his defeat Of course I do. You didn't want Oh, yes. I did. I alternatively one by a lot. Believe me. He fake What? Sir. People are saying you need to face reality, sir. Now you listen here. My reality is great. It's the best reality there is. Believe me. Everyone else's reality is wrong. That's everybody else's is wrong. All right. All right. Okay, sir. So you're calling in sick for today and tomorrow. And the day after that, too? Yeah. What three days? Three days now actually make it three months? A bit under the weather. A bit of me time. All right, more me time than Lincoln. Okay, I gotta go back to bed now. Oh, it's so early. Oh, 11am. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you, sir.

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This week we have two incredible voices.

Yessie Mosby is part of the ‘Torres Strait 8’, a group of Torres Strait islanders who are taking the Australian Government to the UN Human Rights Council for their lack of climate action. Which, as you can imagine if you live in the Torres Strait, is quite the existential problem. And I also chat with Sophie Marjanac, is the lawyer driving the complaint.

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Bertha Announcement  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the Bertha Foundation.

Yessie Mosby  0:04   Please help us we're here we need help. When we sit here in Ireland we sit, we sit as Australians. When we stand and we hold hands and we sing the national anthem, it states and we sing it with pride for let us all rejoice, advanced Australia fee and shouldn't that be recognised? Like we should be all you know, standing and supporting each other, being Australians. 

Dan Ilic  0:29   G'day, welcome to the Greatest Moral Podcast of Our Generation. Joining me is Linh Do Hello, Linh. Hey, Dan, how are you doing?

I'm good. This is our third greatest moral podcast of our generation. We are making headway here. Last week's was or last month rather, was with Asha Gunzburg and Mike cannon Brookes, which I thought was pretty good. Actually. It was great.

Linh Do  0:48   I had so much positive feedback. And I think so much disbelief that you and I could relay in such big talent.

Dan Ilic  0:54   That's right. So Bill Gates, if you're out there, give us a call.

Linh Do  0:58   We're ready. We're ready. Now,

Dan Ilic  1:01   this is on the irrational fear feed. It happens once a month it is chats with climate leaders and the guests this month. Absolutely, undeniably, climate leaders, and you'll find out a little bit more about them just in a second. Before we do that, just want to thank our new Patreon supporters, Damian Payne and Philip both beads very nice of you. If you want to support a rational fear, and the greatest podcast of our generation, you need to go to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear. Another way you can support irrational fears to offset the carbon emissions from your car with go neutral for every $90 sticker go neutral by 3.5 tonnes of carbon offsets, which is about the average yearly emissions for a car and five bucks of that comes to us and you get a little sticker get to put it on the back of your car gets a virtual signal to all those other fossil fuel burning machines out there.

Linh Do  1:49   It's how everyone wants to be stuck in traffic behind a self righteous person. There's you know, carbon offsetting all of their emissions. That's right. Yeah,

Dan Ilic  1:56   there's people behind you. Oh, God, no, that is better than me. Whatever. I'm recording my end of the greatest model podcast of our generation on the land of the gadigal. In urination, sovereignty was never stated, We need a treaty. Let's stop the shot. Despite

Unknown Speaker  2:11   global warming. A rational fear is adding a little more hot air with long form discussions with climate leaders. Good.

Unknown Speaker  2:23   This is called Don't be fried. Here heat waves and drove greatest mass extinction. We're facing a manmade disaster,

Unknown Speaker  2:32   podcast, climate criminals.

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Unknown Speaker  2:42   a lot of it's a hoax. Book, right? A small podcast about generation for short, all right, let's

Dan Ilic  2:48   get let's get straight into the climate news for this month, Victoria is going to be home to the largest battery in the southern hemisphere. Hey, you're a Victorian How does that make you feel?

Linh Do  2:59   Makes me feel great between COVID locked down one of the longest in Australia and you know, proof that sometimes bigger is better. I'm super excited to be home to the biggest battery. This is

Dan Ilic  3:09   great. This is like a classic pissing contest between Victoria and South Australia. This one is is also a Tesla battery. But it's going to be double the size of the South Australian veterinary.

Linh Do  3:19   It's all about competition. Although I have to say it's a is it lagging behind? I thought they've got their new renewable hydrogen project that's going to come online sometime soon. So I guess maybe Victoria is going to get a new hydrogen project soon as well.

Dan Ilic  3:32   Everyone should have a new hydrogen project. It's like what you do in 2021? Do you know Do you know anything more about that hydrogen project?

Linh Do  3:38   No, no. Well, other than it's that interesting thing where hydrogen can be renewable. And sometimes it isn't renewable as well. So I think it's important to note that this one will be renewable. And that essays already sourcing half of its energy from wind or solar, which is pretty, pretty awesome.

Dan Ilic  3:54   I saw this week that solar has made up 44% of electricity in the grid in Australia this week, which is pretty amazing.

Linh Do  4:02   It is it's all of these numbers that I think we rarely get to hear about when you just listen to the climate news. It's all doom and gloom, and you're like, wait, Australia, all of these things are happening.

Dan Ilic  4:12   Well, in speaking of doom and gloom, the USA is out of the Paris Climate accord as of this week, but don't fret, because Joe Biden, who is of course, as we know, is President Elect said last week today, the Trump administration official left the Paris Climate Agreement and in exactly 77 days, a Biden administration will rejoin it. Now the good easy healing is that it took two years for the USA to get out of the Paris Agreement, but it only is it's only gonna take about 30 days for them to get back in.

Linh Do  4:41   So for exciting party in the USA party in the Paris Agreement, it's all the good news to come. But I think more importantly than just Biden. Getting back on board with the Paris Agreement is all the plans and initiatives he has in place a $2 trillion climate plan which seems really unthinkable in Australia and hopefully that means We'll start to pick up and not be left behind

Dan Ilic  5:02   nerd do anything that will get you $2 trillion is if you have a sportsground in a marginal electorate, and you need a women's change room.

Linh Do  5:11   This is why there are so many football fields nearly I think that now have all of these like construction works happening I've noticed during COVID

Dan Ilic  5:19   this is going to be hard for the democrats coming into this because of course, climate change previously used to be something in the near future, but it is happening right now climate effects are happening. So rapidly. Extreme weather is causing so much havoc across the world and the USA, so they're going to have to really work hard at trying to convince people to do the right thing here. One interesting, big power broker, john Podesta, who is a notorious lobbyist, himself running the Hillary Clinton campaigns, he is actually joining hands with the sunrise movement to try and get fossil fuel lobbyists out of the Biden Harris White House, which is incredible.

Linh Do  6:01   There's nothing like the old establishment joining with the new establishment to actually forge the new way forward. I don't think any world really wants to see just john Podesta running things or just sunrise running things. So hopefully they'll forge a new future of what's politically possible. What is it Obama

Dan Ilic  6:15   says? The arc of history bends towards justice, but but zigs and zags? Is that what he says?

Linh Do  6:22   It's just really one big scribble.

Unknown Speaker  6:23   Yeah, it depends. He's

Unknown Speaker  6:24   drawing.

Dan Ilic  6:25   Let's just touch on this Lynn jar fits given his left the front bench of the Labour Party over climate change. Finally, Mr. Call himself member for hunter has said See you later. I am out of here. There's no way labour can win. If they take up a strong climate change position, which I don't necessarily think is true. I think he's going to be eating his words in about one year's time.

Linh Do  6:49   Yeah, but there's nothing like getting out of the way. I think if you're gonna be a soak about things all the time and not a team player, just get out of the way for people who are ready to do the work. So we're all for it.

Dan Ilic  6:58   It fits given notoriously on the right hand side of the Labour factions. He's been copying it not only from the left hand faction, but also the right faction. Some members of parliament on the right faction of labour called him the idiot from the hunter.

Unknown Speaker  7:12   Hmm.

Linh Do  7:14   So many people were saying goodbye, sir. In recent weeks with all these political announcements,

Dan Ilic  7:20   now, the other big news using bullshit now Adani is changing their name. Indian energy giant Danny is changing the name from Adani to the bravest mining and resources company. According to Adani, bravest means brave in Latin, but according to Latin experts, it doesn't quite mean brave Lin.

Linh Do  7:43   Exactly. It feels like no one at the Adani or bravest Corporation went to a private school where if you had one of those school blazers growing up, you would know that Fortis is what means brave and courageous. So even if you'd watched anything said in that sort of Roman Roman times, but it actually means krooked to formed some sort of mercenary, I've got a very apt

Dan Ilic  8:04   and a new professor said it means barbarians and Desperado or an assassin, although that is absolutely delightful that you have this coal company going in there trying to pretend to be noble, but in fact, what the reality is, is that they aren't and this is

Linh Do  8:24   exactly it's sort of a rose by any other name. I guess a disastrous climate project by any other name still is just as disastrous. This harkens back

Dan Ilic  8:33   to the time when they paid change their name in 2001, to be honest, petroleum. And I think I think it was only like four years later, they were like, let's get rid of the beyond petroleum. We don't.

Linh Do  8:44   But it was like a really good payoff stop for a while. And I think anytime very sort of name changes happen. I always have to pause and check myself. Is this someone powering the company? Or is this actually real news? Or is this fake news and can't believe it in this case with the Adani situation it Israel.

Dan Ilic  9:01   And one last bit of good news, a young Queensland man, Mark mcbay has made his Superfund one of Australia's biggest take the risks of climate change seriously, he took rest super to court, basically, because they weren't transparent on how their investments were polluting the world. And now rest has kind of come to this agreement that that not only they will be net zero emissions, but also the investments they have in their Superfund will be net zero as well, which is pretty interesting.

Linh Do  9:28   Yeah, it's great that the good news coming out of Queensland isn't just the State of Origin of results, but also something that hopefully will Bode really well for all of the other climate litigation claims out there in Australia, these lawyer

Dan Ilic  9:40   David bond and we've had on rational fear in the past. You may remember David Bandon from irrational fear when he was putting together class action with teenagers suing the government for their future. Now he's gone done this rest super case and coming up, he's got a case where he's taking to court the Commonwealth equities, basically saying that you No, you can't buy bonds in Australia, because Australian bonds are going to be worth nothing because climate catastrophes are going to wipe us out.

Linh Do  10:07   Yep, yep. And I think it's, you know, it gets a little bit nitty gritty and in legalese and can feel a bit boring. But I think the precedent that they set is really important, not just for those climate litigation cases, but what every other Superfund in Australia now has to do, regardless if they claim to be ethical or otherwise, because no one wants to be taken to court by one of their members.

Dan Ilic  10:27   You're absolutely right there. And I think this is a big win for David bond. And I think like he said, in the last year, he's had three big cases come to the front and setting precedents for all those things. I think there are really quiet people out there who are just chipping away with their own power to make things happen. And I think people like that are pretty extraordinary.

Linh Do  10:46   Exactly. I think, if you will, Superfund hasn't yet divested from fossil fuels. Definitely. Now is the time to write them a quick letter and say, hey, look at what's happening with breast suepo. What are you going to do in response?

Dan Ilic  10:57   pS, if you want to do an out of court settlement, My phone number is

you're listening to the greatest moral podcast about generation. So for today's good book, I speak with two people who are at the front of a legal and existential fight for climate action. Yes, he must be and Sophie marjanovic are taking the Australian Government to the United Nations over their willful neglect of human rights due to their lack of climate action. It's two interviews one after the other. Yes, he was on the phone from his home in mastic, which is also known as York Island. So it's a bit crackly and I caught Sophie first thing in the morning in London, so it's quickly for another reason. We both have a tide. Yes, he must be is an artist and craftsman who lives on massive Island, so called York Island. In the corner of the Torres Strait. Massive is a remote teardrop shaped coral cay island that is closer to Papua New Guinea than the Australian continent. It's a tropical paradise. It's home for Yes, his family and they can trace their history on that island for thousands and thousands of years. But this fragile place at the top of the Torres Strait is disappearing, the land is slowly being washed away by rising sea levels. And yes, he and his family, the land is everything. It's their culture, their religion, their library, their encyclopaedia, it's their town hall, it's where they've stored their stories of their family and their ancestors for over 60,000 years. And in the last couple of decades, they've been losing it bit by bit. So for YesI this fight is purely existential. And as Australians wave let him down, as well as being an award winning artist. Yes, he is also the power plant attendant of the island. And I had a chat with him a couple of weeks ago, as he was walking to the power plant to get the generator running. After a few minutes of small talk, I just leapt into the big questions.

Can you remember the first time you ever heard of the idea of global warming or climate change?

Yessie Mosby  13:08   Back in the days in the 90s? We didn't understand about it and none of the elders here in the village. Understand that. And back in the days, we were told, like Wait, wait, we stand on the beach, they would tell us like this needs to be the bush and the island needs to be right right out there is the beach. It's been taken away and eaten even in the 90s even in the 90s you're

Dan Ilic  13:33   recognising that land was being taken away from you?

Yessie Mosby  13:39   Yes, but not as not as now like when when I mean land has been taken away like a metre would be taken away in a year or so. And gradually it's been washed away. But now I'll give you an incident about April month last year. We've seen in just in that one day we seen three metres taken taken away just in in a matter of hours. Oh my god and we've seen we've seen our home washed away and we see no ancestral remains to be take like the sea was taking our ancestors remains out our genealogy online is has been washed away some we try to save some we could not save. Two years ago I was my wife line. My bloodline my wife's bloodline me and my case. We were running down on the beach and helping families to pick up my wife thing sixth generation My wife is and picked up a remains tried to save what what we called her but the second emendation took her oh my

Dan Ilic  14:43   gosh, that must have been pretty stressful. How are you feeling on that day? What what kind of thoughts were going through your your brain and your heart on that day?

Yessie Mosby  14:53   Looking at that like looking like on that particular day? automatically like you it was it was Like, it's a must, you have to do it, and stuff like that. Otherwise, my children won't see, you know, their bloodline or their ancestors, practically, if it wasn't for her, they wouldn't be here today. It was like, a fight for trying to save it from Mother Nature. But Mother Nature, practically took us a night and took all of the remains. It's it's like a whitewash now out from our line each way, you know, where you could go and say, and identify a loved one and, and tell our children like this grant, great, great, great grandmother here. This is what she's for you. And you don't we don't have anything there now to go and say this, this is your grandmother, like she's not there anymore. It was tough in a way to explain to the kids because like, you know, no kid should be walking in picking up the ancestors remains, you know, they should walk on the beach with their family and pick up shells and stuff like that.

Dan Ilic  15:58   I can't agree with you more.

Unknown Speaker  15:58   Tell me about

Dan Ilic  16:01   growing up in the 90s. And how back to that moment, you're talking about how folks didn't quite understand what was happening. When did you you personally notice that things were changing in the environment around you,

Yessie Mosby  16:12   personally, personally, it started here in 2000, when I moved back out, and I realised that when we had some scientists coming out, and they were predicting about, we most probably will be, will be have to be relocated, and stuff like that. That's when it got me thinking now and had my thinking caps on and said, Well, this is not like, you know, it could be stopped in a certain way. Yes, and that's what driven me to understand. And to go a bit deeper into understanding that what's happening now, there is, you know, there is something behind that, which is causing all of this. So it wasn't like through my through the 90s. And stuff like that we weren't so much educated in about in about climate change, and global warming. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  17:04   So how did you learn? How did what were the things you did to kind of learn and how did you share that knowledge with others?

Yessie Mosby  17:11   Well, we had a lady she used to work here, she became a good friend, and she's not a part of her life. She's a part of our clan, now part of our family and, and she helped us I really well, personally and asked, but I really need to know more, I want to know more. Because it was out of fear. I was fearing about my children and their children after them.

Dan Ilic  17:33   What kind of role did she have? Was she a teacher? Or Was she a scientist, so

Yessie Mosby  17:38   she's a lawyer, a lawyer. And she used to work here in the tourist rate. And she looked and understand that we didn't understand being so remote out from mainland Australia and living so in such a remote area, she noticed that we knew what was happening. But we really didn't know what was the cause of what's so she started to give us a witness. When the scientists came out. Now, that's when my eyes opened and stuff like that. And the field struck me. What year was that? She was here like five years ago. But I really practically sat down with her to know and gain more knowledge about all of this see what's happening two years ago, right. And when she was here, she was here and witnessing right at the same time, because all the airlines had to be shut down. No planes could fly in and no planes could fly out. So they got stranded here. And while they were stranded here, they've seen exactly now what we face every monsoon season. Is that, Sophie maronick. That's, that's correct. Yes.

Dan Ilic  18:45   So 2016, she came out to the Torres Strait to check it out and have a look around. And only a couple years ago, that's when really a major education kind of process was happening with people that live on the island. On the islands. It feels like all of a sudden, you've been hit with something that is unexpected, whereas a lot of other people around the country probably knew a lot more. It must be must feel really strange to learn something that a whole bunch of other people you knew about, and must feel rude that no one ever told you about it.

Yessie Mosby  19:23   Yeah, we always asked people to come and invite like we've invited the government to come to come to our island to have a look for their eyes and look what we what we see every day the changes in the life life, how it's changed dramatically. The field which I still even still today have is we don't want to be refugees in our own country. We have a right to live in Australia should be a country which should be so proud that Australia is the only country in the world who has totally two different race of indigenous People who live on the country which has been over been here for over 60,000 years. Yeah, title and blues one is like an amputation within the Torres Strait people because what like when I was talking earlier in how the blood connections and how are we connected to the other neighbouring tribes, and stuff like that, and to lose an island within them probably next 30 to 50 years is devastating. And it's, it will affect people even more mentally, physically and spiritually mushy. The beautiful thing about my home, the aura around this island, it welcomes you, when you fly around my island and you come down to land. The island welcomes you before you even touch your foot on the island. And when you walk here, this whole island is sacred to us because our our ancestral remains is scattered right through this island. This island is not only an island, which provided us with shelter, protection and food and water. It's our library. It's our school. It's a maternity ward. Our grandparents got no gave birth on this island. We felt Well, our families on this island, our whole language, our genealogy, all I need is played and based upon this island. And not only the people living here on Laci, but also the families who, which was married out and blessed. other islands around the tourist illustrate who have blood connection back to this island. This island is love. This island is powerful. And

Dan Ilic  21:49   it's it's sacred. It's at home. What kind of conversations are you having with your families and friends about climate change right now? Like what what do you talk about?

Yessie Mosby  22:02   We always talk about every time when it comes to the full moon time when it comes to the peak of the king tides. We talk about a lot, especially when the Wind Rises and stuff like that. It's it concerns, it leaves great concerns to us. Yeah. And we always talk about like, how can we try and save what we have? And how can we try and preserve what we have now from further inundation and further erosion?

Dan Ilic  22:31   How does it feel to know that your people are not necessarily responsible for climate change yet your people must be the first to immediately adapt and change yourselves and your culture. Because of it doesn't

Yessie Mosby  22:48   make you angry. It makes us feel like you know, it makes us feel like little kids were like little kids where they you know, get they being neglected. They being child abuse. That's what we feel, right? We're feeling because we know contributors to what's happening now. But yet we are the first ones to get the pain. We're the first ones to get caught when we're suffering. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  23:14   Does it feel lonely in that same respect?

Yessie Mosby  23:17   It feels lonely in this respect here because when we cry out, we're not being heard. Yeah. We're trying our best and we're trying to go through every like we know the saying that like, you know, when one door is closed, there's many more will open. So we are running now and trying to open every single doors and seeking help. The funny thing is our forefathers, my both of my grandfathers. They joined the army to fight for the country, all of us and with our forefathers, our grandparents. They've all contributed so much to Australia to the government. And yet they were still fighting in the backyard and trying to get like you know, recognises they're like, like, please help us we're here we need help. When we sit here in Ireland, we sit we sit as indigenous Australians, we sit as Australians, when we stand and we hold hands and we sing the national anthem. It states and we sing it with pride for let us all rejoice advance Australia fee and shouldn't that be recognised? Like we should be all you know, standing and supporting each other? Being Australian YesI.

Dan Ilic  24:37   I want to know about this un project. Tell me what are you doing about taking the Australian Government to task of climate action at the UN? How does that work?

Yessie Mosby  24:47   First of all, we invited the Australian Government to come up to our home to to to to have a look in what we're facing. He refused our invitation which made us go For the further, like I was saying earlier that

Dan Ilic  25:04   our voice is not being met with singing up for help, the only thing we want is to reduce all the ammunition, the thing for the mining and stuff like that, by reducing them, it'll give us a better chance to live longer here on our island. And this is why we're taking the next step to the UN, it must feel so unfair that a one group of Australians can profit off the missions that are going out. And yet, your home is literally being taken away from you because of it. And because of other people around the world. That just must feel so unfair. so unfair.

Yessie Mosby  25:46   It's so unfair, it's just like we're running around screaming our heads off. And only only our only, like, you know, only we are hearing her own voice.

Dan Ilic  25:56   Tell me more about the United Nations project. How did you develop this idea

Yessie Mosby  26:01   really made us to go down this path because of the Paris Agreement. And we said like, if there's not gonna like things, if the government's not gonna respond to us and stuff like that, this is where we're gonna go. So we see elk. And the lady Sophie came up and said, she would love to help us and support us in this.

Dan Ilic  26:22   Great and where are you now? what's what's the, what are the next steps with this project?

Yessie Mosby  26:28   The next step now is if it's like a waiting game, but it's most probably gonna be next year, the COVID-19 is playing a very big part, which now is like, actually, like a waiting game.

Dan Ilic  26:40   You don't have a lot of time to wait,

Yessie Mosby  26:43   no. As as you're waiting, where, where we're looking at a home, getting eaten away? Have you met other people around the world

Dan Ilic  26:52   who support your cause?

Yessie Mosby  26:55   We we've met through like, zoom link up, and a lot of feedback we get from the petition of violence at home, we have big more like support which, which from our mother's mother country, Australia, and throughout the world, as well, to see that they are supporting us is like, you know, lift us up more?

Dan Ilic  27:22   What are the young people who lives and work in the Torres Strait? How do they react to climate change? And what are their views about the future? Are they hopeful

Yessie Mosby  27:34   for them, like when we when when when I sit and talk to other other young youth here on machine, they look at the future, there's no sunshine at the end of the tunnel. They just living life, as we live life now and trying to save what we can. The great fear of their means. having their children living down on mainland Australia, who don't have the sacred connection back to country,

Dan Ilic  28:03   the sort of that must make you feel incredibly disconnected,

Yessie Mosby  28:07   big time, very, very much become disconnected. What we what we practice, in our traditional customary laws won't be the same if we're going to be trying to practice in our, you know, traditional culture somewhere else. It's going to be loss of connection to our country, to our culture, and our like likelihood,

Dan Ilic  28:30   if worst comes to worst, and you have to move country. Do you think there is hope to rebuild culture?

Yessie Mosby  28:36   I don't know. Being a cultural person myself. I've grew up around very strong cultural upbringing. And I can see that it's not going to happen. At this moment. Our families who resides down in mainland Australia we have a we have the cultural link which connects them back to country.

Dan Ilic  28:59   What about see you? Yes. A what hope do you have a about drastic action that this government will take in the next couple of years?

Yessie Mosby  29:07   I'm believing in faith. And I know that the Australia government will eventually act upon their words and help us. I really don't want to go down in the negativities and think about negativities. But you know, every, every now and then negativities, come come into my mind. But I'm trying to stand on positivity and try and think positive about the outcome would be great, and it will be a success. And our home will be saved.

Dan Ilic  29:38   YesI thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear. And thank you so much for sharing your story about Messick. It sounds like a beautiful place and I hope one day COVID will be over and we can come and do a live show in the Torres Strait for you.

Yessie Mosby  29:54   It wouldn't be such a blessing if us could come up and use you use will be much more welcome But we will we will be holding a big feast for you. Oh, well,

Dan Ilic  30:05   if I, if I get to come up, maybe I can. I'll tweet Scott Morrison from Torres Strait Island and tell him I'm there and he can come up to

Yessie Mosby  30:13   it would be great.

Dan Ilic  30:15   You know who you know what would be great would be, it'd be great for you to build a house for Andrew bolt. beachside, a beautiful house and call it the Andrew bolt house and convinced Andrew bolt to move to first to move to Messick. And so he can see what a beautiful place it is added. So you can you can be convinced that climate change isn't happening.

Yessie Mosby  30:45   I'll probably try building a leaf house, a traditional house. So you have a full insight in how we live.

Dan Ilic  31:00   It's such a stark kind of reminder, when you're talking about singing the National Anthem, and being Australian, and having a culture that is so unique and separated from the homogenous Australia we all consume in the big cities. It's such a precious thing that you have that I feel like so many people don't realise that we have it together. And I it would be such a shame to to lose it because we were being ignorant and and we ran out of time. And we just decided to burn more coal instead. Yeah. What is the best way that people who live in so called Australia can support you? What is what is something everyday Australians who are living in capital cities? Who probably don't think a lot about the tourist, right? Yep. how can how can they support you?

Yessie Mosby  31:54   We have a website, which is called our islands, our home.org. And you just type that in Google our islands, our home.org

Dan Ilic  32:08   there is a petition, it'll only take you a minute to to sign a petition. But by your signing of the petition, we'll save an ancient race of people to be refugees in their own country. Your support will save a race of people we could stay and still seeing from our own soil advanced Australia fee. It's a privilege to talk with you. It's a privilege to share your story on on my podcast. And I want everyone who's listening to this to encourage them to go to the our island our home webpage and put their name on the petition and let that group of people know that that your voice is important as well. Yes, he Thank you so much.

Yessie Mosby  32:54   Thank you. You have a blessed day.

Dan Ilic  32:56   That was YesI moseby. Lane, have you met any of the Tara stripe complainants before?

Linh Do  33:02   Yes, I have had the good fortune of meeting some of the terrorists right eight before and hearing the story. I think just as you were saying, it's always a reminder of how sad the possible climate impacts could be in this country where some of the first refugees will say will be some of our First Nations people, but also still really hurtful and inspiring to say how they're taking legal action. They're doing what they can, and it's up to us not to feel pity for them. But actually, how do we stand in solidarity is always the question I have in mind.

Dan Ilic  33:34   Yeah, and how can we value this culture more and recognise that Fuck, like, we could lose an entire race of people, an entire culture will disappear if we don't take action.

Linh Do  33:48   Yeah, it's really I think, unnerving to actually be reminded of that. It's just very, a combination of like, humbling and eerie. And just a real reminder, this is the good fight that we're all trying to embark upon right now. And how do we step that up?

Dan Ilic  34:02   It's really interesting like talking to him, he he's about my age. And it's it's kind of funny, like he's on a learning journey with the science as well as you know, someone like me, and he's but his flight is so much more existential than mine.

Linh Do  34:16   Yeah, and it's so much more confrontational as a result, right. I feel sometimes even though you and I, we live in brave climate, we can go to bed at night and be like, cool. Okay, that was it for the day. I'll wake up again tomorrow. But when it's hanging over you like that? I think it just permeates into absolutely everything.

Dan Ilic  34:33   Next up is Yes, he's lawyer. So if you imagine Nick, who's the one that's been putting together this landmark human rights complaint at the UN for the tar stride, this is Sophie. Tell us about the first time your entire stride and why you were there.

Sophie Marjanac  34:47   So I first went to the Torres Strait in 2010. To work as a paralegal in Native Title law, so land rights law, and meant that as part of my job, I was lucky enough to fly around to each of the outer islands of the Torres Strait, and get to know the communities. And it's such a beautiful and magical part of the world, I feel really privileged to have been able to experience that. So I was lucky enough to be able to go fishing and swimming on some of the beautiful coral reefs, and even got used to the crocodiles

Dan Ilic  35:22   and your work when you were there as a paralegal, can you kind of explain just the day to day, what was that about?

Sophie Marjanac  35:29   So basically, we represented the island is in any negotiations relating to their land. When anyone wanted to develop anything on Native Title land, we would represent them in relation to that. And also working on Native Title claims themselves, such as the Torres Strait regional seaplane, which was the first Native Title claim over sea territory and say, country in Australia. Wow.

Dan Ilic  35:57   Can you remember the first time meeting? YesI moseby? And

Yessie Mosby  36:00   what was that like?

Sophie Marjanac  36:02   Yeah, of course, I can. Yes, a is just an all around legend. When we first met, he was put forward as the representative for asik Island by some of the elders. And I'd say that's because he's got such a real passion for the culture and traditions. And he's very young. But he knows so much about the cultural history of his family, and takes the responsibility of being a young leader really seriously.

Dan Ilic  36:29   When we're talking about climate changes. Yes, he was saying like, when he was first kind of noticing what was happening, he, everyone on the islands was was noticing the effects of climate change. But I didn't understand why it was happening. You were one of the people that kind of helped them understand how this was happening and why it was happening. Can you walk us through that moment? Like when did you start kind of letting people know there about climate change and how the earth was changing?

Sophie Marjanac  36:55   So we visited the islands in late 2018 and early 2019, and conducted community consultations. And we also conducted an analysis of the legal options for the communities and discuss that with them. It was really hard to go through the scientific evidence with them and talk to them about the real risk that the islands are facing in in the coming decades.

Dan Ilic  37:25   When I was talking with the SEC, who was saying that the first step in this journey that they're on at the moment was to invite the Commonwealth to Messick to see the land be washed away. Can you talk us through that invitation? Who did you invite? And when did you invite them and what was it like to try and get people to Messick?

Sophie Marjanac  37:44   So that invitation was was actually personally delivered by cafe cafe. Tammy is one of the claimants he's from wherever Island, which is just next to massive Island. And he actually went to New York for the climate conference in September 2019. Last year, and he personally delivered the letter to the to Australia's High Commissioner to the United Nations, in New York. And the Prime Minister did eventually respond several months later, but declined the invitation to actually go up.

Dan Ilic  38:18   said no said I'm not going to get a message on they're gonna have a look at this is Ireland, a washed away?

Sophie Marjanac  38:24   I think, honestly, if he did go there, and I really do believe that if anyone went there, I mean, you just immediately get what this is about, which is, and you can see why climate change is a human rights issue. Because you understand how deeply connected those communities are to their country, that connection must be experienced on those islands if the people and that's really the fundamental basis of the case is that if the people can't be on their island, and that's a fundamental break with their culture, and with their lives with dignity as indigenous peoples,

Dan Ilic  39:01   I just want to go back to that letter. How did that decision get made to invite the prime minister to Messick or to Tara strike? And can you talk us through the steps that you and locals there we're going to going through to kind of get this plan in action.

Sophie Marjanac  39:17   Throughout this process, we've been working with Gbk which is the good Alberta route Cod, which means warrior place and that is the peak body for the Native Title prescribed bodies corporate in the Torres Strait it's it's translates into English as the Torres Strait sea and land Council. So the board of Gbk has been clear that even though the low lying islands are most well are affected, and are leading the way in this case. They're doing on behalf of the whole region, which is which is affected in different ways. The letter we worked with GVK to prove the text of that letter and Kobe took it to New York where he was invited to speak at a conference on human rights and climate change with young climate, and environmental activists from around the world and lots of indigenous people from around the world as well.

Dan Ilic  40:14   So a few months later, the federal government said, we're not going to come visit. Oh, Scott Morrison said he's not gonna come visit. What was the next step for you in that in that case?

Sophie Marjanac  40:24   Well, to be honest, my focus is on the legal side. So I'm, I'm, I'm the lawyer. The island is Gbk. And we've partnered with Bri fifty.org, Australia who are assisting the communities with a local campaign. They are running a website and a petition and various social media accounts, and really trying to work with other grassroots groups and getting some cross indigenous solidarity, which I believe is going quite well. But my focus has really been on working on the case, and bringing those human rights arguments to the UN Human Rights Committee in Geneva, and attempting to we hope, make a new law on this topic, because this was this is the first case where these issues have have come so squarely before the committee. And we think it really is an excellent test case, because these islands are some of the most climate vulnerable in the world. And Australia is such an outlier. And such a laggard when it comes to global climate policy. I mean, unfortunately, Australia, Lee has performed far worse and many other rich countries that the policies are simply way behind. And I believe that's quite clear from the evidence. So we're hopeful to have a good decision, no matter what the decision is, I think it really will set a precedent of some kind. And we're hoping that the Human Rights Committee will prefer

Dan Ilic  41:56   it. And how long do you think this process is going to take? Like, what point will you get an answer from from the UN?

Sophie Marjanac  42:05   I suspect that they will make a decision next year. And we're very hopeful that that it's gonna be here rather than later. But of course, these processes do move relatively slowly.

Dan Ilic  42:18   And what are the actual ramifications first for the Australian Government, if the UN comes down on the side of the Torres Strait Islanders and in the people of Messick and I mean, Australia has a long history of ignoring the UN is, I guess, is kind of what I'm saying. Yeah. Are there any other any actual ramifications? Will there be a reason to be compelled to, to change the way they go that climate action,

Sophie Marjanac  42:43   I think the Australian Government does have a terrible record in relation to complying with decisions of the human rights treaty bodies, however, other states around the world do comply with those decisions. And so I think it does have the power to make a difference globally, and not just for Australia. And it also will mean that mean, it will clarify the law and move the jurisprudence forward, and I think really give the claimants and their communities a huge moral victory. They want people to know about what's going on on their islands, they want to tell the world about that. And they want their fellow Australians to see how precious the Torres Strait is and how that that connection, that cultural connection is at risk. So I think it's an opportunity to show the Australian public not only that Australia is really behind when it comes to climate change action on the global stage, and have that authoritative decision on that, but also, to show that these are this is the cultural heritage of all of us of our country. And that's what's being lost. And, you know, similarly to what happened recently NWA, there was quite an outcry over Rio Tinto decision on the jacket gorge. And we're going to see far worse cultural destruction of cultural heritage. And as I said, that belongs to all Australians. And that's really a tragedy.

Dan Ilic  44:04   What do you think there's such a disconnect between someone who has lived and worked in Taurus, right, why do you think there's a bit of a disconnect between the tar strait islands and, and mainstream Australia?

Sophie Marjanac  44:14   Well, practically, it's quite, it's very far away from most Australian Capital Cities, and it's really quite expensive and hard to get to. So I think that does put travellers off. So that makes it very special, because it really is. It really does take quite a bit of effort to get up there. But um, there are lots of toe Strait Islander people in Queensland especially. But I think, you know, Australia is generally relatively segregated still, and I don't think we've really recovered from the truth of our history. You know, we don't really see many indigenous stories are in the mainstream media, and in TV and newspapers, which I think is a real shame.

And probably a real barrier to that

Dan Ilic  45:04   that connection. And how do you think we can bridge that disconnect? what's the what's the best way to kind of tell this story?

Sophie Marjanac  45:12   I think all for me, I think, you know, the media has such a huge role to play. And, you know, really just bringing in bringing those bringing those stories out and having people here and really understand what's happened to what what's happening in Australian history, obviously, education as well, in schools, I don't think that there's that much focus digitus history. Yeah. But then I think, you know, as a lawyer, to be honest, fundamentally, we need a constitutional change. And I think, you know, what happened with the older restatement from the heart was one of the worst tragedies on travesties of Malcolm Turnbull's Prime Ministership. I think that was just disgusting, the way that that if it was treated many indigenous leaders who worked so hard on that all the restatement from the heart, and it was, you know, a moment to actually create real change, I don't personally don't think we will have true reconciliation in Australia until we change the constitution. Constitution. And that is essentially a treaty that sets up the fundamental building blocks of our nation. And that is, that is what we need to do. And I think I don't think we can move forward until we've had come to terms with the past. And that's the basic truth of reconciliation is you have to, you have to be honest about the past. And then you have to come together and decide to walk forward together into a new future. And I think that's what we need to do.

Dan Ilic  46:48   As someone who's based in London, and you know, you you work all over the world, how do you explain that pain to people around the world that Australia has? How do you explain how backward we are all the time?

Sophie Marjanac  47:02   Well, I left constitutional law. So I think I go back to I go back to the fundamentals, which are that the legal system has always been systemically racist, quite frankly, and systemically as undervalued and devalued indigenous culture, and that, I think, permeates through our whole society, unfortunately, and and it it, it fundamentally, is not that recognition in our governing documents and in our, our way of seeing the history of our countries. And then I think that that that means that people discount indigenous history and people unfortunately, and that's carried through into everything, culturally,

Dan Ilic  47:51   in this project you're working on right now, what are the crucial timelines, time markers that are coming down, that will be met? And when is it I guess, when is it a good time to make a lot of noise about this? This particular case,

Sophie Marjanac  48:09   with the government will, the Australian Government will respond in a few months time, probably four months. I think that probably when we get the decision, we really want that to be amplified as much as possible. But as I said that the island is working with 350 dot org, Australia, and they've got quite a lot going on. Now. They're doing various activities, I believe, three Queensland, obviously COVID has been really tricky. The toe strait islands are pretty vulnerable. And so they they do need to put their health first and avoid too much trouble. But we are doing lots of things online. And I think if if people are engaged, then they could write to their local MP, especially if they live in Queensland, and really just talk to their friends and relatives about climate change and about this case, and about how climate change is putting at risk, one of the oldest continuing cultures on Earth. But in terms of timing, your question was on timing, but I'd say probably, February ish will be a moment. And hopefully we'll have the decision. I hope in the third quarter

of next year. It's really tricky for me, so I'm sort of licking my finger and putting it in the air and but around about the third quarter. Hi,

Unknown Speaker  49:34   yeah. What about you? What

Dan Ilic  49:35   for you? Who your heroes in this space? Like who do you look at and go? Damn, you know, what they've done in the past is great, and I'm a big fan of their work. And I'm trying to do that.

Sophie Marjanac  49:49   I think probably my heroes are the political leaders and elders in the toe shape who are constantly working so hard in this system that set up against them to get their voices heard, and The needs of the communities heard by government. And especially I mentioned that earlier a statement from the heart but all of the work that went into that, and the indigenous leaders who, who came together to to build that I think that was really impressive and, and such a huge achievement.

Unknown Speaker  50:21   GM pu. Great, a small podcast of our generation. Well, that

Dan Ilic  50:25   was Sophie. Thank you very much, Lynn, for joining us on on the greatest moral podcast of our generation.

Linh Do  50:31   Always great to be here.

Dan Ilic  50:32   And big thank you to YesI Sophie and Jacob round on the tepanyaki timeline. Plates if you like the show chippin on Patreon patreon.com forward slash irrational fear. Right now though, I have got a sneak peek of a new podcast called staying human. It's a podcast designed to put the moments we're living in right now in perspective, life is hard because we're living through a dehumanising pandemic, we need to take care of ourselves and each other. And it's all about what humans need to get by. It is hosted by a humanist chaplain at Harvard. His name is Greg Epstein, and I had to listen to it. It's pretty good. So I've got five minutes for you to have a listen to. If you enjoy it, check out staying human on your favourite podcast player. Thanks a lot. See you next month or next week on irrational fear. Thanks, Linh.

Unknown Speaker  51:18   Hi.

Greg Epstein  51:19   When I dropped my son off on Tuesday, March 10, I had no idea that the world as I knew it was about to change forever.

I barely remember our morning routine now. The one from before, my wife would rush out the door by accident daycare centre opened at 830. But we struggled there around 945. We did something different every morning. I'd wrap him in painters tape, and we'd sing to me to the tune of Aha. He'd climb on my knees and we'd play jump the shark. We got obsessed with YouTube videos of Russian excavators stuck in quicksand. It was the first consistent, conscious experience of unconditional love in my adult life. And it was slowly starting to make me feel human in a way I never really had before. On March 10, I dropped him off, and I pulled out my phone to check Twitter on the way home. Harvard just gave students five days to pack all of their things move out and go home, read the tweet. Many can't go home because of costs and travel restrictions and they provided no guidance. And we're expected to go to class for the rest of this week. That was a keen senior computer science major from Jamaica. I'd met him a few months earlier, after a thread he tweeted went viral, a beautifully self aware vulnerable reflection on possible racial bias in the ways computer science faculty sometimes engage with students like him. Hakeem is a gifted writer. He is a passionate and compassionate young leader who turned a bad experience into a platform to fight for thousands of other students who might not be so able to fight for themselves. So it crushed me to think if even he can't cope with the situation, stranded shut down, afraid, unsure what to do next, much less how to manage the pressures of college, then how are others going to manage not just at Harvard, but all across the country and even the world? I responded without my typical overthinking, Hakeem, this is what chaplains and other advocates are for. If it's virtually impossible to go home, then you or others in your position will likely need to ask to stay. If anyone at Harvard gives you any crap about that whatsoever. That is when you call somebody like me. My name is Greg Epstein, and I'm the humanist chaplain at Harvard and MIT. That's like clergy for atheists, agnostics, and the non religious. I've dedicated my life to helping people for people sake, in good times, and in times, just like this. Anyway, responding to hikkim I continued, let me or others be your advocate with Harvard administrators or faculty who need to hear this student is not going anywhere. Because they can't, so you must provide safe and comfortable living spaces and extensions etc must be provided to deal with this stress, no ifs, ands, or buts. As hundreds of thousands of people like door responded to hikkim thread, I was shocked to see them also respond to my response by the thousands. This made me cry, responded The Daily Beast Smalley Jiang fast, an influential writer whose mother's influential writing influenced me as a teenager, doctors, actors, scholars and dozens of random strangers stop by on my page to comment or say thanks, but all I done was send literally a couple of tweets. The truth is, the reality of the pandemic was setting in and we all wanted we all needed to cry to cry our faces as one distinguished philosophy professor friend of mine, but we were all looking for some human kindness myself included in the face of a restless and ignorant virus just beginning to end millions and disrupt billions of lives.

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation.

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Lewis Hobba  0:06   Good Daniel, how are you? I'm good, what could possibly be stopping me from being as good as I've ever been?

Dan Ilic  0:11   Nothing in the news in particular. First of all, I wanted to say a big shout out to our new Patreon supporters, Damian pine and Philip boothby. Thank you so much to everyone who joins us on Patreon because it helps us make the show every week. Another way you can support a rational fee is to offset the carbon emissions of your car with a go neutral sticker for every $90 sticker go neutral by 3.5 tonnes of carbon offsets, which is about the yearly emissions for your average con five bucks that comes to us. I should make a point handy, Louis that the owners shouldn't be on the individual. We need to get big polluters to pay for the pollution. But before we do that, boy, it feels nice to just drive around knowing that my emissions are offset, and I got a little sticker that to virtue signal to all of my other people on the road.

Lewis Hobba  0:57   Right? I ride a scooter. So if I go neutral that will cover me for like, two lifetimes.

Dan Ilic  1:03   You're totally fine. You're totally fine. Yeah. Also no St. Louis. This is a big announcement. And a big thank you to everyone who listens to the show, because on the weekend, we got nominated for Best Comedy podcast at the Australian podcast awards. So thank you very much

Lewis Hobba  1:18   the last time we lost that award. We lost it on the night of the last Australian election. So if you recall, we were all sitting in the crowd just watching our phones the whole time going. I this us winning or losing this award is less important than the other winner loss happening in the country right now.

Dan Ilic  1:34   Yes, that's right. I totally forgot about that. We are up against some good people though. improv tunes. A couple of comedians called Hamish and Andy. I've never heard of him, Matt dalla and Tony Martin sizzle town and Alfred's dragon friends featuring your Triple J colleague, Michael King. What we know is king beats us.

Lewis Hobba  1:56   Honestly, if I lose to Michael King, I'm gonna have to quit it. I bet Yeah. I feel like sort of like Trump about a week ago. And he was talking about job and just being like, I'm gonna lose to that guy. That guy? Well, I can't lose my, my pride won't allow it.

Dan Ilic  2:10   We need your help as well go to Australian podcast awards.com forward slash vote and vote for us and the people Choice Awards. And if you do, Lewis and I will read out all 3000 of your names.

Lewis Hobba  2:21   I mean, sure. It's a it's a it's his new podcast. We're starting. Lewis and Dan ratings. I'm recording mine. But that is

Dan Ilic  2:29   actually that's just every other podcast that does like Wikipedia. True Crime stuff. I write out Wikipedia entries. I'm recording mine of a rational fee on gadigal. land in New York nation. sovereignty was never seated, waited a treaty. Let's start the shark.

Joe Hockey  2:43   A rational fear contains naughty words

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Unknown Speaker  2:49   Gum, and section 40 of a rational fear recommended listening by immature audiences

Dan Ilic  2:56   tonight. In the Queensland election, one nation suffers the most humiliating decline since Pauline Hansen's descent down the road. And Gladys berejiklian promises to open the New South Wales Victoria border by mid November, and millions of Melbourne Knights promised to warm up back up again. And researchers have discovered that November is the longest month of 2020 and they haven't even seen December 28. This podcast was recorded on the fifth of November at 8pm. If you're listening to us from the future, we want to say we're sorry, the world is a scary place. That's why you're listening to irrational fear.

Welcome to irrational fear that gives you the scared a sweaty hand to hold on. I'm your host Dan Ilic former spiritual adviser to the President. And this way, we've got some great fear mongers she's a writer, performer and musician and proofing even though you live in the Central West of New South Wales, you can make a big on Tick tock, it's Gabby baltz

Unknown Speaker  4:01   Hello, Gabby. I'm gonna go on my grave

Dan Ilic  4:03   you've blown up on Tick Tock writing oz Paul musicals Has anyone given you a sponsorship endorsement

Unknown Speaker  4:08   yet? No. All I've received is a flag from 2007 in the mail from good old Kevin rod is nice. A friend of kin is very nice. Yeah, I've got got him in the camera roll and everything. But yeah, that's all I know other political donations please in the pocket of

Dan Ilic  4:24   rod and he's a former and told mentor of the Taliban. It's this Saturday is Saturday six semi shot. Can I

Unknown Speaker  4:32   semi?

Sami Shah  4:32   I just want to make it clear that the Taliban and I have mended fences.

All find ourselves.

Surprisingly they are in agreement with me about a lot of things they like watching repeats of low you know or binge watching the wires are knocked down. They love listening to ambi sound podcasts as well as different ambient sounds.

Overlap turns out

Dan Ilic  4:57   Sammy, can I ask you this in American democracy Slowly breaking down. Do you have any advice for Americans on how to live with a military code? Oh, look. Okay,

Sami Shah  5:05   so the first trick is you have to have an assassination plan in place. All right. So in in 1988, we had to get creative. We had a dictator for 10 years. At that point, we knew something. So we filled a crate of mangoes, explosives, and put on a plane and the plane exploded because the mangoes exploded. So you got to the bottom, like no one's getting in a library with a rifle anymore. That ship doesn't work. Alright, so the other thing you have to understand is dictators aren't that bad, you know? They build statues. Everyone gets a job in statue building in the baby high growth industry all of a sudden, if you torture you are this is the buyer's market. All right, so you really need to own up those skills. No.

Dan Ilic  5:57   And finally, he's the permanent guest of the Australian podcast Award nominated comedy podcast irrational fear is less How about Hello, Dan? Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  6:05   I'm also Amy Shandy.

Dan Ilic  6:08   Coming up. member for maringa The Honourable Sally steggall MP. She joins us to talk about her massive work coming up. Also, we want to ask her what it feels like to bake Tony Abbott. Figuratively of course. But first, we have a sponsor.

Russell Crowe  6:24   Good eye on Russell Crowe. In Australia, we lucky we live in a peaceful democracy with universal health care, and VBA. But others around the world aren't so fortunate. They live each day with no access to doctors education, and are forced to drink filter coffee. Their cities are mired in civil unrest. Their people are threatened by local militia with both fashion sense. And to make matters worse, they don't have sweet chilli sauce, Americans, but for just $1 a day, you can sponsor an American at globe visions adopt an American programme will pair you up with an American in need, and will build cafes in their neighbourhood that serve non processed food and flat whites will send a doctor that will both bill and distribute pharmaceuticals that they won't have to sell their house to receive. And each month you'll get a photo of your American and they'll send you a ballot for a vote that they want to cast, but couldn't because they had an outstanding parking ticket or moved house on Thursday or some other obscure bullshit. So given American Samoa and a decent chance that a good espresso, it works. I've been part of the Australian adopter Kiwi programme and look at me. I'm Russell Crowe. Very good.

Dan Ilic  7:41   It's a worthy cause. They're excellent. There's a lot of stuff going on in the news. I don't know if you notice that James Packers crown could lose their casino licence in New South Wales. The the largest battery in the southern hemisphere is coming to Victoria. But there's only one story everyone's talking about. Yes, boy, George is going to be recording a Christmas song with Delta goodrem Oh, MJ, what do you guys think? No.

Joe Hockey  8:04   way he should.

Dan Ilic  8:06   Now we're talking about of course the election as of recording right now. We don't know who will be President Biden is only about six electoral college votes away from winning. But by the time this podcast comes out, who knows maybe the next president knighted states could be Eric Trump. We don't know. The counting continues. The protests have started their parties everywhere from Michigan to Portland and even in Maricopa County, in Arizona fear mongers. I'm gonna play you a grab of some of these protests. And I want to I want you to tell me who is protesting and what are they chanting and Gabby has thankfully made us a theme song for this. So let me play that as

Unknown Speaker  8:42   well. Here we go. Sometimes they're happy. Sometimes they're ranting, let's play who is protesting and what are they chanting? Very good.

Dan Ilic  8:51   Okay, guys ready to play? All right. First up, here we go.

Lewis Hobba  9:10   Stop the stop account.

Dan Ilic  9:12   Yeah, they asked they are they could be yes. Perhaps they are indeed some of them are saying stop the count while the others one or the other say

Unknown Speaker  9:19   a count all the votes. count all

Dan Ilic  9:21   the votes? Yes, they are. They are and who are they Trump Biden supporters.

Unknown Speaker  9:26   Support Yes.

Sami Shah  9:29   inconsistency. Yeah. But only because that level of that level of inconsistency can only come from one side of the political divide, which is a drop of water. They are very much the standard themselves as well, not knowing that the shootings on the back.

Unknown Speaker  9:44   Yeah, I can relate there like when I was in year 11 and 12. I was protesting mathematics as well. So I mean,

Sami Shah  9:51   as the only known, I mean, the technical term is non white. Over here right now. All the supporters All protesters on both sides of the aisle are all white from the footage. Yeah. Is this a cultural thing that I don't understand this like the, the application of for mayonnaise or the love of DNA testing like white cultural thing the I guess,

Lewis Hobba  10:17   actually sorry I think this is proving the point of so many white supremacists for so long, which is that not all white people are the same. Some white people want to stop the counts and stuff. I want to keep the counts going. You know, where diverse people with diverse interests.

Unknown Speaker  10:30   just seems like a sequel to Eat, Pray Love, just shout. get angry, contradict each other.

Dan Ilic  10:37   Let's play the next round.

Unknown Speaker  10:38   Sometimes they're happy. Sometimes they're ranting, let's play who is protesting and what are they chanting? Alright, round

Dan Ilic  10:47   two. Here we go.

Gabbi Bolt  10:56   Are they mad at Fox?

Dan Ilic  10:58   Fox but who is mad at Fox? Trump's mad at Fox. Okay. Okay, so Trump supporters are mad at Fox because they are protesting. These Trump supporters are at the Capitol. They're protesting because Fox made the call that Joe Biden was gonna win Arizona.

Unknown Speaker  11:18   We don't like the news.

Unknown Speaker  11:21   You know what? That's not even a joke. That's just pretty much that tagline.

Unknown Speaker  11:24   No more facts. No. Yeah.

Sami Shah  11:27   Apparently, there's a story that apparently is like it's an inside source thing, but that Trump got angry. He called up rupert murdoch and yelled at him about the Arizona account. And what Murdoch didn't back down. And it's trouble in paradise. I mean, this is the most magic breakups in Miley Cyrus and Hemsworth thought like this is as much of a heartbreaking like you think some love would last forever, but clearly nothing mean dating just bullshit one

Unknown Speaker  12:02   day after he endorses the petition to a that would be the next step. Yeah, yeah. Trump on Twitter being like sign this petition I'm

Unknown Speaker  12:09   really

Dan Ilic  12:10   gonna be signing on Monday straightaway. Finally here we go.

Unknown Speaker  12:16   Sometimes they're happy sometimes they're ranting let's play who was protesting and what are they

Dan Ilic  12:22   chanting and finally this one

Joe Hockey  12:28   is covering up the fight crime family steal this election is covering up.

covering up we will not free up for the world. He was not free of Joe Biden is covering up

Unknown Speaker  12:42   his election. He's stealing their that.

Dan Ilic  12:46   Okay, so who is he? What is he channelling? I think it's Nick. Naughty. I think Nick naughty is trying to get an Oscar for

Lewis Hobba  12:57   Oh, Gary Busey. As big busying

Sami Shah  13:03   tonight, can I just say, at the heart, I've never agreed with the T shirt more. I've never had barbecue beer freedom has ever I've noticed most seen done by that T shirt.

Unknown Speaker  13:17   Nothing is more attractive.

Unknown Speaker  13:21   Nothing is more attractive than that.

Lewis Hobba  13:22   So it's also it's a fourth of July top and I reckon that guy has probably been wearing it since the Fourth of July and really enjoying the be a part of that show. My favourite

Unknown Speaker  13:32   part about that video. I saw that video earlier today is definitely the guy giving the press conference maybe waits a solid three beats for the guy to just slowly walk back in the building, and then just kind of turns around, and he's like, Alright, moving on. Do you just expect chaos like that? America just they waiting for everyone that yell at that press conference.

Lewis Hobba  13:55   He The problem was he wasn't expecting everyone to give him his freedom. Like he was waiting to get tackled or grabbed or something. And he's like, Oh, no, it appears the third part of my shirt was already allowed.

Unknown Speaker  14:07   I guess I just walked myself out.

Lewis Hobba  14:09   You feel his head back to this barbecue.

Unknown Speaker  14:13   Listening to a rational seer.

Unknown Speaker  14:16   This is an embarrassment to our

Joe Hockey  14:18   country. We were getting ready to win this election.

Frankly, we didn't win this election. By the

Dan Ilic  14:25   time this podcast comes out, you probably already know who's president we can we can only tell you things that we already it's that guy. It's the

Unknown Speaker  14:32   radium shed guy.

Lewis Hobba  14:33   I've already reached across the aisle. He's like, what's three things we can all agree on.

Dan Ilic  14:39   So in the last couple of days, what we've seen is Trump declaring that he's one only if people stopped counting, Biden managed to flip four states Trump managed to flip out he's got so bad that Kanye West sent every American a hologram ghost of their dead democracy. Even former Australian ambassador to the United States and alleged treasure for sale Joe hockey got in on the action saying the vote was right. In Washington, DC, this is him on Ben forums programme earlier this week.

Joe Hockey  15:05   The other 10,000 different organisations that are responsible for setting the rules for the US presidential election 10,000 in Australia had the Australian Electoral Commission, thank God that governs the rules for federal laws for federal elections in the US are 10 every state, and then you have counties and you have cities. And if there's a strong bias one way or the other, they do everything they can to either suppress the vote, or to to, you know, to increase about it's just it's a mess.

Unknown Speaker  15:38   So there's a chance that electoral fraud has happened.

Joe Hockey  15:42   Oh, for sure. I mean, it will be but the question is whether it's enough to change the election. And I doubt it is, but But yeah, I absolutely. did. I last thought, in Washington, DC 93% of the city voted pejabat 93%. Even my best booth and launderable. God bless him. When the kids were handing out to the Labour Party. Even my best booth, I got 83% 93% in the city. I find it hard to believe so

Unknown Speaker  16:18   he finds it hard to believe. Wow, I

Lewis Hobba  16:19   got

Unknown Speaker  16:20   it honestly, in Washington.

Lewis Hobba  16:22   Yeah. And it honestly feels like at the for the first part of the interview. He's reading a pamphlet that he's just found out there. He's just picked up a place He's like,

Unknown Speaker  16:31   do you know they have counties? Yeah.

Dan Ilic  16:34   Joe Joe, Joe? Joe hockey on TGV sounds like a guy that's just listened to a lot of American political podcasts and it's just trying to

Lewis Hobba  16:43   Yeah, he's your friend. He says like,

Unknown Speaker  16:47   my favourite thing is him not considering that a candidate can get higher than 83%.

Lewis Hobba  16:52   And also, like, the history of that is like, no democrat has got under 90% in 15 years, like Hillary Clinton got 91 Yeah, Obama got 92% it just like that. You're that you're out diplomat to that country. And every like, everyone knows

Unknown Speaker  17:09   that shit.

Joe Hockey  17:10   What is wrong with

Sami Shah  17:12   me, but that's not that's not accurate. Here's me, Rick. Ricky forgetting he wasn't our diploma. Reese told him. He was our ambassador to America, reduced anxiety. That was supposed to be his, you know, he is sentenced to his Guantanamo Bay to go there and never come back. I don't know how he got back here.

Lewis Hobba  17:36   Maybe you'd have called Getting the plum position in America failing upwards in like any other generation, except this one where you are like, Joe thinks this is the population. We're sending him to the apocalypse.

Sami Shah  17:51   Yeah, there are people right now, who are the ambassador to Syria who are like, Oh, my God.

That was

like about your hockey. All right. And I do like one thing about your hockey is that Joe hockey is actually just a random factor that i don't know i have in my head, but he's actually a Palestinian Armenian. So he's not actually a white guy. And his real name. I'm not making this up. You can look this up is Joe, aka Dorian. But they changed it a hockey to improve his chances in the family's Johnson's in resettling into him in Australia, Joe hockey domian had been running for politics. He would be in the Green Party right now. In the seat of Brunswick, or

the ambassador to America and Sammy, that's

Dan Ilic  18:43   the only reason why he was only treasurer, he would have been Prime Minister if they'd said it if they change the name to Joe cricket.

Sami Shah  18:54   They did offer it to him apparently, at one point Tony Abbott did asked him if he wanted to be the leader of the Liberal Party and john said no, because he wasn't willing to give up on emissions trading. This is a true story. I don't know why I know this much about Joe hockey. All right, I do. But this so there's a few things about him. He you know, he's actually a Palestinian Armenian. He almost became the liberal Liberal Party, and he thinks no one can be more popular than him when it turns out that's actually pretty common in the world.

Lewis Hobba  19:25   When you're literally chased out of a country for being a reviled treasure with one of the worst budgets in living memory, like and people like

Joe Hockey  19:33   me, it's while

Unknown Speaker  19:37   is everyone who knows me knows I want to make it perfectly clear to the community. I have evil in my heart.

Joe Hockey  19:45   No Fear is rational.

Dan Ilic  19:48   Final fear for this week, Georgia democratic organisers are calling out people to go to tele rooms to cure ballots. Fear mongers, when you hear the term curing ballots. What do you think that means? just leaving them for several months in a brine.

Unknown Speaker  20:06   Exactly what I thought

Sami Shah  20:09   when you put them in Brian is when you

Dan Ilic  20:12   pick Oh, yeah, let's pick a balance everyone wrong. Yeah.

Lewis Hobba  20:17   Right. Oh, of course, of course God.

Dan Ilic  20:20   Now here's the thing if a ballot has a mismatch mismatch signature or the signature is missing on the ballot, it could be tried out or people have forgotten to sign the back of the return envelope will fail to get the witness to fill out their witness information correctly, the ballot could be completely thrown out. So what's happening is volunteers are being asked to go down and sit in a room and call everyone who voted and made a made a mistake on their ballot to rectify this ballot. It's an elaborate process, they've got to sign an affidavit and fax that affidavit in or mail or send that affidavit in with a copy of their driver's licence to get that ballot revalidated. It's like so much paperwork, if you make one little mistake.

Unknown Speaker  20:59   I barely passed the HSC. I don't think I could Miss America.

Lewis Hobba  21:05   America's filing

Dan Ilic  21:08   this week is also strange for another reason in US politics, one that affects us. The United States has formally lifted the Paris Agreement this way three years ago, Trump pulled out which is normally a good thing when he pulls out. But sadly, it undermines this really important work. Our next guest was elected on her green credentials. He's a barrister, Olympian, and independent member for ringu zali. steggall. Oh, am MP good izombie. Zombies absolutely are privileged to have you with us this week. And because on Monday, something incredibly important is going to happen. And I can't help but feel like once again, it's kind of been overshadowed by the moment we're living in right now.

Zali Steggall  21:50   Well, yes, and no, I actually picked it on purpose, because I figured we were either gonna be in a good place worldwide in terms of climate. And we could reverse the decision that Trump took in terms of pulling the us out of the Paris Agreement, or the rest of the world's got to get skates on and counter the impact of the US going road when it comes to climate. So either way, our second Monday, the ninth isn't really important day for us to put a plan in place and get on with lowering our emissions.

Dan Ilic  22:22   Tell us from the very start what is going to happen on Monday? And what what how do you think it'll go?

Zali Steggall  22:28   Sure, I will look obviously, as an independent, I'm actually came into parliament, mainly to try and actually stop the weaponized you know, debate we've had in Australia around climate change and put forward a sensible plan down the middle. So I tried to bring bipartisanship to this so that we can actually help plan so I mean, producing legislation that is in it's actually conservative UK legislation that was passed in the UK, but with bipartisan support, so completely no reason why coalition can't accept it here. And actually, the UK Prime Minister is calling on the Morison government to getting to get on board with the same commitment of net zero by 2050. So the legislation is coming on Monday to the parliament present to you. There'll be a fair bit of stuff around it, my fellow crossbenchers will be speaking on it. And I've invited the prime minister to to actually take the lead and you know, actually be the leader striving needs him to be at the moment.

Dan Ilic  23:25   That's very generous of you. Haven't there been any examples where he's done that? And the last little bit that we can say,

Zali Steggall  23:33   we're looking for start around 20 with the bush fires? Oh, you know, I'll give you that. I wasn't very impressed with that part of it. But look, during the pandemic we have we've seen the Prime Minister Singh premiers, stand up with the scientists give us good factual justification for policy and it works and the Australian people have overwhelmingly complied. I mean, apart from a few people protesting we've really had whole of society, getting on board with the measures needed. And we I reckon we're leading the world in terms of how well we've done economically and health wise, on the pandemic side,

Dan Ilic  24:06   it's amazing what can happen when you listen to a bunch of scientists who actually know what they're talking about.

Unknown Speaker  24:11   Wow.

Zali Steggall  24:13   You have a policy based on facts and science. And we know with climate, we need to do the same thing as what we did with the pandemic. The pandemic is a tiny taste of what's to come with climate if we don't get our act together. So it is a perfect time for the prime minister to step up

Sami Shah  24:30   your luck closer to the Prime Minister than I will ever get to be so I have no knowledge of this. Why is it that if you know a pandemic scientist is one that finds believable, but a climate change scientist is one that you find that he can't trust in just like a Shia Sunni thing?

belief system.

Zali Steggall  24:53   Obviously, one of the horrendous things yeah, 2020 has been challenging on so many fronts, but it has seen shift towards accepting science. So I think the Prime Minister has to stick to the game we set the path on the cut on the coronavirus pandemic, we need to do the same on on our missions, we need to flatten the curve on our missions. Let's get down to net zero. And then we will feel safer.

Lewis Hobba  25:16   Do you think that I mean, the bushfires were so awful. And a lot of people who have been looking for climate change solutions for so long, I've been worried something like that would have would have to happen before anyone, obviously on a, you know, conservative side took any kind of action. And and no one wanted that to happen, obviously is devastating. And but you know, has it put politics into a position where you think the Prime Minister might be, I mean, either willing in generously or politically, if you're a ungenerous force due to the fact that he his reputation took such a pounding when he disappeared to Hawaii, that he might be sort of forced to really act this time.

Zali Steggall  25:58   Look, I think I'd be a mixture, you know, I really hope that he is the leader, that, you know, he has the opportunity to be and step up to this and bring everyone together. I acknowledge Not everyone can agree on this. But we've got a really sensible pathway forward here. And you've got the rest of the world joining in, you know, the UK, Japan, South Korea, France, Germany, it you know, the list goes on, that's committed to net zero by 2050. We don't want to be missing out. We don't want to be behind our trading partners. We need to be on top of this now. Is it going to come there but grudgingly behind the ball? Or does he take the handbrake off? And he put us ahead? That's the that's the challenge. And at the end of the day, is how do you want to be remembered as you know, the power of this parliament and as the Prime Minister, we've had a pretty big year already with 2020. And ultimately, this is our biggest challenge. So I'm still hopeful to build consensus, you know, I'm not the opposition. I'm an independent, my job is to try and bring people in the room. And so that, you know, try and bring people that are a part two together for a solution.

Sammy, I think you either agree or

Unknown Speaker  27:06   Jane.

Sami Shah  27:09   No, I absolutely, positively agree. I just want to change the topic briefly for a moment, because I don't know when I'll ever get a chance to ask you this is so when you retrieve the sword from the lake and lunge into the chest, check off

your armour.

Unknown Speaker  27:34   Thank you, Sammy. That was actually my next question. That was

Zali Steggall  27:40   funny enough, during the campaign, we actually I had to match tiny on his sporting prowess. So I have both participated in the cold classic swim we both in the local runs. And he actually released a team of bodyguards did while the local five k runs and beat me to the finish line. And they were claiming that I was going to be the big wind. So but little did he know that I was saving it really for the big race, which was the important one.

Lewis Hobba  28:09   Yeah, Tony ever, it was always of the belief as a leader that he could run around the country that would justify his ability to run it.

Dan Ilic  28:16   Some people, some people who may be uncharitable might say, what's the point of an independent backbencher? throwing this in the ring and getting this into parliament? Why don't just get to fade it in? Everybody moves on? What do you say to those people?

Zali Steggall  28:29   Well, with due respect, the major parties haven't really gotten this this so far, you know, they're kind of, they keep using the issue of climate as a way of trying to beat the other side. And they only really look at their own self interest. We know 80% of Australians are concerned about climate change, sit over 60% want us to commit to net zero by 2050. Labour labour, you know, they say that they're committed to it, but they don't really have a plan. And the liberals know and the coalition know they have to do more, are they under threat from a lot of areas like orinda that want more action on climate change. So I think I am the perfect person to bring it forward. And actually said, This isn't about one side winning over the other. This is actually about the Australian people get to win. So my call has been for all of society to get behind it to get business, get industry and get health care environment groups, everyone to come forward and ask for this solution with I think Australia has had enough of the climate walls. We want 2020 to be the year we all move on. like totally,

Dan Ilic  29:29   and it's so transparent to say that particularly on state levels all around the country. And it's so weird just to have this outline of the Federal the federal coalition just doing f all and it's so it's just so it's it's so frustrating to see this. It's so frustrating to see the lack of leadership when everybody with the tail is wagging the dog in Australia, like the local governments, the state governments, the corporations, they're all they're all doing what they can and yet there is no formal action plan. From the It's so strange

Zali Steggall  30:01   to see who you think is the towel say I think the tail wagging the dog is actually that kind of ends. And, you know, the fire Queensland and rays are hanging on to fossil fuel industry in their electorates. And there are only one or two votes. And it's all the others that are following this kind of with call from these outline and pace. So I think that's a towel that we need to get rid of so that the dog can get on with the job.

Sami Shah  30:26   And someone is not a politician, you know, because that's not the background, the people in Parliament, most of the people in Canberra, this is all they do. This is all they've done the young people when they were teenagers, because they have two losers. And this is Bob they followed. It is weird. Is it like? How do you adapt to that culture, you know, as a civilian and a normal human being a functioning adult prior to this? I think I was functioning.

Zali Steggall  30:59   I have had moments where I've been quite astounded by what happens in Parliament and the way some people behave. And when I think that these are the people that are making the laws that are going to regulate everyone's life. It's quite astounding. But look, there are some good people component on both sides of the aisle that have in life experience. But if you could then curry politicians or people that have only had experienced through the party machine, and they have to have a career outside politics. I think that would be a good thing.

Dan Ilic  31:30   Like sports soon as they get an injury. They're off to Melbourne.

Zali Steggall  31:37   Yeah, if you're doing a job application, yes.

skills.

Dan Ilic  31:43   Well, Sally, thank you so much for joining us on a rational fee. Good luck on Monday, my friend Melvin directed a great little ad to promote the climate change act last week, and I think went out last week. It was very moving. It's a beautiful ad. I'll share it in the in the show notes. When we put the podcast out. It's just a kind of gripping cinematic piece that somebody trapped within the fires trying to write a letter to their MP and it's just, it's just heartbreaking. I know Melvin and I was messaging my my my wife was messaging him throughout the throughout that period when we had bushfires, and he was actually him and his his family were trapped in fires. And it was I think all of us were so shocked by that moment in January, that that was a wake up call that we needed and sadly COVID came through and wiped out the momentum for it but I don't think it's gone away. I honestly think honestly, I think people are still engaged with these issues and want to see action on this issue. And I think you have such a huge backing. And I just wish you luck.

Zali Steggall  32:44   Thank you. Well, I need you guys and everybody out there to get behind it.

Lewis Hobba  32:48   every vote counts. If you can do this, Sally, we will get all that Patreon subscribers to donate $1 will melt down those dollars and we'll make you a special gold medal. Rational peace.

Dan Ilic  33:01   We want to thank you very much at least before we go Gabby has written us a song to see us out. It's about time I have it that happened this week. Me

Gabbi Bolt  33:10   basically Yes, the Melbourne Cup happened this week. And I I've never really supported the Melbourne Cup much in my life ever. Except when I was six and I wanted the pony. But I saw that another horse died this week sorry this is sounding old very Simpsons funeral mochi. But I went and wrote this song so I've come up with a solution. I've come up with a solution that I think will please literally everyone, sports lovers, arts people, broke students like myself, everyone's happy with this so I hope you hope the government somehow hear this and hear me out. It's shameful to think as a nation we drink and celebrate the Melbourne Cup. We place all our bets hold back champagne intense while a horse coughs up along televised in disguise to the nation as a classy and fancy occasion. But instead of a whole scopes competition, here's what I'm thinking, Oh, why don't we just race the spec Titans. Check him on the Flemington track. Let them keep their fancy fascinators if they run the whole lap, I want to see you know rail who's missing his shoes and Darrell who's on his 12th glass of booze step up to the plate something nation to race for the Melbourne Cup. And I'm not saying we should change the whole damn thing. They'll still be real monetary stakes on who we think we should when school kids will dress up because they dedicated we add a spare cup to the most neighbour. Yeah. I mean, I'm not one for sports. But one thing I know I watch the shit out of that show race the spectators make them run for the big prize and if someone's breaks a leg that aren't have to be euthanized. Time for an equine intervention bringing in a new kind of athletic content. I think it would be more fun for the spectators to run in the Melbourne Cup. Yes swap the horse hooves for heels make the rich really squeal for the Melbourne Cup yes say no to horse cruelty cuz the spectators should be

Unknown Speaker  35:32   very I feel very passionate about it just off of the climate change act goes live on Monday I'll bring in my rich people should run the funding contract.

Dan Ilic  35:42   Jingle for climate change. Evie has got you. Please thank Gabby both Lewis hobas semi Shah zali steggall Thank you very much everyone. Do you have anything to plug Gabby? You wanna plug anything?

Unknown Speaker  35:54   I have music from two years ago on Spotify. Very useful. I it's okay. That's there. But apart from that nothing

Dan Ilic  36:02   follow Gabby on tik tok and Twitter semi Shah Do you ever need to plug

Sami Shah  36:06   my comedy albums are still on this Alisha? eg@emi.com you can buy those if you were searching

Dan Ilic  36:14   zali steggall I was feeling I know what you're gonna plug

Zali Steggall  36:18   he could go the climate now.com donate you both in support the climate act.

Dan Ilic  36:24   Excellent. And let us How about what are you plugging?

Lewis Hobba  36:27   a Nazi Russia I'm on holidays next week. On the show. I guess I'm just plugging yam but I'm going to Yeah, you're never been there. You're in Yeah, but say hello.

Dan Ilic  36:37   big thank you to ride bikes, the birth of foundation go nutro Our Patreon subscribers Kilian David David bluestein Maddy Palmer our discord community for a great chunk suggestions this week also want to thank Russell Crowe roupa de gas, and of course our post producer Jacob round of the tepanyaki timeline Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Good night.

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Dan Ilic 1:30 Tonight after 112 days Melbourne has eased lockdown restrictions However, some hipster cafes have remained closed to be ironic. And water is discovered on the moon but it turns out it can't be used for anything as it's already owned by Angus Taylor. And in just under a week, the season finale of the United States of America is on who will get fine that week. I'm excited. It's Halloween 2020 or as we call it in Australia book quake. This is arrested Oh fair.

Hello, welcome to rational faith. I'm your host former sexy nurse Dan Ilic. Let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She's a comedian improviser and radio broadcasting from Sydney her 2019 festival showed loose one so much critical acclaim that it got picked up to be part of the 2020 bats festival at Gryphon theatre company which probably got cancelled, after organise realises that she was a little tireless, just because of COVID-19 is Kanchana Christo.

Concetta Caristo 2:37 Oh my god. Hey, it's me. The cancelled woman. Good to be here.

Dan Ilic 2:44 She's the multiple award winning lockdown special having jewel personality performing hyphenated hyphenating. It's a privilege to have the double barreled Triple Threat herself. Zoe combs Ma.

Zoë Coombs Marr 2:55 It's Zoe knowledge, actually.

Unknown Speaker 3:01 reputation. Really? You know,

Zoë Coombs Marr 3:07 I am waiting to be congratulated before it really happens all the time. I get confused. Like, I love you on the checkout.

Unknown Speaker 3:15 That's not me. That's

Lewis Hobba 3:19 crazy.

Dan Ilic 3:25 And he is one half of wedding magic act pen and haba it's Louis haba. Wow. Oh, my

Lewis Hobba 3:31 God. I was thinking the other day. I want to go and get my like,

Unknown Speaker 3:37 matching

Lewis Hobba 3:38 my Nike glasses. No. No, I want to go and get ordained so that I can marry people. All right, because I emcee a lot of weddings and a lot of friends weddings. I just happen to you guys, as people who talk in the market price for family you get asked to me every wedding. Plus I can sometimes DJ weddings. So if I can do the marrying? I'm a one man wedding band. Wow. Wow. I'm actually

Concetta Caristo 3:59 I'm trying to get my magic lessons so that

Lewis Hobba 4:02 I really feel about the magic of

Dan Ilic 4:05 coming up a little later on. We're gonna be talking to Senator Lydia Thor about the directions tree stuff that's going on in Victoria. It's very sad stuff. We'll be talking with her a little bit later on. But first, let's hear a message from our sponsor.

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Dan Ilic 5:18 The first fear this week it's the most magical time in politics. It's senate estimates happy senate estimates everyone, I hope you're having a fantastic set of estimates. This year, this is where we thought you bless you.

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 5:32 with you. Also with you have your

Dan Ilic 5:34 part of Senate estimates is cut is like taking a whole bunch of receipts and throwing them at your friends. Yes, bless you, bless you. It's where we find out just how far public servants will go to protect the ministers from scrutiny. Last week, of course, we learned that you can get a Cartier watch by simply working at Australia Post and doing a good job. This week, we learned that our first submarine could be launched in around 37 years. Yes. The new subs are coming and they're gonna be coming about when the iPhone 49 will be released. Yes, it's very exciting. Incidentally, the iPhone 49 will have an inbuilt submarine. So you know, that'll be redundant. The subs gonna cost us $90 billion. The iPhone, iPhone 49 will only cost us a billion dollars. So you know, you do the math. fishmonger's doesn't bother you that these new submarines that we're building today won't be working in our waters until it's 37 years.

Concetta Caristo 6:31 No, actually, because I spoke to a psychic this week. And she said that in 2015 it's gonna be a really good time for me. So I think that it's like actually a good time for the submarines and for me, and so that's sort of why it's happening. So I'm really stoked about it. Yeah.

Lewis Hobba 6:45 And are you an Aquarius?

Concetta Caristo 6:48 Aquarius. I'm a Libra. So no, no,

Unknown Speaker 6:53 not a water sign today.

Concetta Caristo 6:55 Thank you so much. I lied. I'm

sorry. I'm being such a politician right now. Sorry,

Zoë Coombs Marr 7:03 Leo. I feel like I feel like 2015 is going to be a pretty good time for submarines, because we'll all be underwater then. Anyway, but it's sort of I'm like, that's 37 years. I'm 36 that's like if someone when I was born went like, and for the birth of your child, we shall give her a floppy disk. We're still working on it. And she'll get it just before like she'll get it just before she turns 40. And the technology may be obsolete but Oh, what a floppy disk.

Unknown Speaker 7:39 It's ridiculous. Like it's gonna

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 7:41 That's it? It's gonna be a worst submarine ever. Yes. But

Lewis Hobba 7:47 if it is Waterworld will apply it out Tommy perfectly. Like if you No, no, it would be like Australia is a desert. They don't ready. 36 years Suddenly, a giant like polar ice cap crashes. The flood comes your flood to a 36 year old submarine. It's a dream. We're all watching episodes of Seinfeld that they put on when they started. It's good news.

Dan Ilic 8:06 It would be it'd be it'd be great. And I think people should, you know, we should go through some sort of constriction or conscription or some lottery to get on those submarines for when the end of the world is happening. That'd be great. There's 12 submarines and you know, they could go underwater forever. It'd be great to be on them.

Zoë Coombs Marr 8:20 Honestly, what are they doing? Like nothing takes that long, like nothing takes because I say when you like make something it's like you can be it can be fast, cheap, or good. Like you can have two two of those. But not three, like this is slow and expensive and baby. Amazing. Like

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 8:41 the best thing ever.

Concetta Caristo 8:42 What are they doing? I know what's that thing in sex where it's like you. You like do it a little bit a little bit. Little bit. So the climax is huge. What's that cold? That's happening people. Ladies and gentlemen, we are edging with some submarines. Yes, every love is gonna blow so hard when they release.

Lewis Hobba 9:01 A bunch of segments just sitting there going.

Dan Ilic 9:10 I believe in the Navy. It's called overreaching? Yeah, you're breaching? Yeah. Not as cool. As cool. Not as cool.

Lewis Hobba 9:17 Because they're building them in South Australia on that. Yeah.

Zoë Coombs Marr 9:21 Thank you so long.

Lewis Hobba 9:25 My theory is they just using it to store a bunch of South Australian wine in 36 years. I'll just open the hatch and be like, aged and delicious.

Dan Ilic 9:36 Surprise. Well, you know when this when the budget was first floated, it was around $50 billion. And then earlier this year blew up to 80 billion then some sometime between the beginning of this year and senate estimates it's blind out another 10 billion to $90 billion. I I can't help but think that we are all in the wrong guy.

Unknown Speaker 10:00 dollars.

Dan Ilic 10:01 That's a lot of dollars. Yeah.

Concetta Caristo 10:03 It just made me think about you know, when like, a kid's done something wrong and then your parents like confront you. And you tell them little bit by little bit and the details just get more and more. It's like the problems getting worse. It just was like that. It's like now 50 all sorry, actually, I meant seven. No, it's actually at 100 million $2 billion. So sorry.

Dan Ilic 10:21 It does sound a lot better if you are trying to threaten another country because $50 billion submarines doesn't cut it. But like if you tell China well, China, we've got some hundred billion dollar submarines. Stay away from now your radio.

Zoë Coombs Marr 10:33 They only have 37 years to catch up.

Lewis Hobba 10:41 Sorry, a couple of years ago about that Danish guy who murdered a person on his homemade submarine? No,

Concetta Caristo 10:48 no. And why not?

Lewis Hobba 10:51 It was maybe like 2017 or 2018. He was I think he was Danish. He was an inventor and he murdered a journalist cut up the body and spread it across the ocean came back in and it was like, Oh, she tripped and fell. And okay. Anyway, he's in prison. He tried. He met he escaped from prison. This week, he got out. And then they caught him and brought him back. All I'm saying is don't put him back. Bring him to Australia getting building submarines. You'll have them whipped up in a week.

Zoë Coombs Marr 11:20 And she tripped and fell. You feel like for an inventor he'd be able to come up with a better excuse.

Unknown Speaker 11:27 Minister, can you tell me when we will finally have all 12 boats operation? mid to late 2040s in the 2040s

Unknown Speaker 11:35 nice in the 2050s as I say no? Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 11:39 Okay, I'm sad. I'm telling you that. I'd say 20 5020 5072 the answers 2057 it says quote the seal is time

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Dan Ilic 11:52 This week. Second fear the six called World is mourning the loss of one of their leaders. This week, Catherine Nanda laid out the so called six called Nexium has been sentenced to 120 years in prison. Zoey, when you first told me about this story, I was shocked. I couldn't believe that anyone would join a sex cult started by a guy called case. What is what is? What is going on here?

Zoë Coombs Marr 12:13 Well, it's incredible. So I was I was shocked that you hadn't heard of it, because I'm obsessed with it. This guy. So basically, if you don't if you're not familiar with it, basically Nexium is in a nutshell, it's like counterfeit Scientology mixed with Amway and like a teddy Mellencamp diet with SIG Slifer in it, and it's like, run by this guy who ran a bunch of pyramid schemes in the 90s. And then he started this, it's so complicated, but he started this self help thing that then it turned out that women were in this master slave pyramid scheme. And then we're actually getting branded, like literally, like, branded with cauterising arms on their bodies with his initials. And it's just, it's, it's, it's nuts. It's like, but it's also the daggy is cult you've ever heard of. Sorry, daggy it's like it's run by this improv guy. No, it's I mean, he just seems like yeah, another one of the guys doing improv for way too long. Let

Dan Ilic 13:22 me bring my initials. Yes. Let's

Zoë Coombs Marr 13:27 see if the guy would like just as he's about to like bring out his acoustic guitar at a party and then goes like, you know, I won the Judo national championship.

Unknown Speaker 13:39 Is everyone going?

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 13:40 Yeah, right mate, they will let

you bring your

Zoë Coombs Marr 13:46 name on to me. It's a while so

Dan Ilic 13:48 it is totally right. The name of the whole club is so weird Nexium it's spelt ni x VM, like some sort of Greek thing. It doesn't even sound like a call. It sounds like a piece of software, you're forced to log into it or call centre, like at a job you really hate.

Unknown Speaker 14:03 Totally.

Zoë Coombs Marr 14:05 And they have all these really terrible, terrible names. It's like, he used to run a pyramid scheme called consumer buy lines, byline, and then thing that was like vitamins that was like, National Health Organisation. And then their main scene was like, yeah, it's in ASP. It was like executive success programmes. It sounds

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 14:26 like that we've written Yeah, but how boring How

Dan Ilic 14:30 do people who are attracted to these boring things end up being sex lives? Is this just a is just an extension of what corporate culture? Is? We all people who work in corporations, are you? Are we all part of a cult?

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 14:43 I think it's like, what

Zoë Coombs Marr 14:43 I find fascinating about it is it's like one step. And then the next step and you just work out where people's line is. It's like the next logical step. And I think once people become immersed in a world then they just kind of go with it. It's like, like, for instance, I think about myself, right? Like I'm a lesbian. I'm very well immersed in That world but two days ago, my ex girlfriend messaged me and said, Hey, I, she's in the same queer parenting group as my other ex girlfriend. And I thought that's too gay, even

some people that might be like, a creepy guy. I want to listen to you going like, Oh yeah, authenticity is being yourself and I've found the meaning for the world and join my call. All the people it's getting these name branded on them, but they're all different.

Dan Ilic 15:42 It's a big step. It's a big step from like having a meeting about your KPIs to coming in and getting your boss's initials branded on us very big. And where do you do? What's that? Hi, Cha meeting like like, Hey, hey, case study branded me. He's all yeah, that's part of the deal here. That's what you're gonna

Lewis Hobba 15:58 know. It's coming for sexual harassment training. We will need to train you well to sexually harass each

Unknown Speaker 16:02 other. Yeah,

Lewis Hobba 16:04 I found out about it. Because of the Smallville actress Allison Mack. Yes. Yes. Like mega famous.

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 16:11 Yeah, I was

Concetta Caristo 16:12 so angry. I was so angry. I was like, okay, so being a famous actor isn't enough. You have that frickin board that you have to like, have this crazy secret stupid call with all this bullcrap. It made me so fierce. I was like, What the hell is up with rich people, it takes so much time what they're doing. I'm like, how did they get literally anything else done. I have one thing in my calendar this tonight I this all day, I was busy stressed just for this. I usually mean if I had to, like run a secret sex Hall and get your name on my ass. I mean, I just pass out. So I just was really

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 16:44 freaking out about that's part

Zoë Coombs Marr 16:46 of it. Like that's, I feel like I've really butchered the telling of this. Because it's so complex, there's so many layers of it. It's like they get them in and they're like, we're doing like a self help thing, we're gonna be better people. And then they like have all these different schemes. And then they the one of the things that they did in order to be kept. So they had a master slave pyramid, basically, and you only knew who your monster was, you didn't know who any of the other slaves are on your level, just them so they would miss it, you would have to message them if you wanted to eat. So you have to

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 17:14 message them, like

Zoë Coombs Marr 17:15 my ad calories master. And they would write back like yes, slave. And there was like literally like a game kind of thing that they did. And it's all these kind of things. But in order to get into that group, they had to give collateral what they call collateral, right? Which is like, literally just blackmail, though, just like give us something bad about yourself, like a nude picture or like a fact about your husband that if it came out, it'd be really bad. And so it's just like blackmail. Anyway, he's gonna go to jail for 120 years.

Lewis Hobba 17:50 That's actually the craziest part that there's like a head of a sort of borderline religious organisation that's actually getting prosecuted possessed.

Unknown Speaker 17:57 I know. I know.

Lewis Hobba 18:02 I let him go.

Unknown Speaker 18:06 This is a rational view.

Dan Ilic 18:10 This makes that fair, Kim Kardashian turned 40. This is huge news for people on Instagram and young people, which is why we've got a token young person with us, Christo. Hello, can you fill us in? I assume I assume because America is in the grip of COVID-19 that Kim Kardashian West just had like a quiet night with the kids and candy and adopted sneakers.

Concetta Caristo 18:29 Um, she absolutely did but on an absolutely private island with 40 of her best and closest COVID friends you know, this was so so I get to like I saw this blob on Twitter and here's the thing I'm like kim k the idea of her Stan I'm like okay, go up queen. I love the fat but like yes goals, but this I was like Kimmy you have let us down. Number one for being tone deaf. But number two, the dress that she's wearing in these pictures I have to say is fugly as hell. I was really disappointed in her. I was like, that looks like something you wear. I wore my year eight formal and it was bad. And I regret it. So that sort of is why I'm bringing this to the show you

Dan Ilic 19:10 said about her and you said about her making all of her friends go into quarantine and Flinders will private island and putting people at risk of that island who work too for COVID-19. And then the gross use of huge amounts of wealth. Why 230,000 Americans dying? You wouldn't upset about that you're upset about

Concetta Caristo 19:29 No no, it's the dress. That's why I need people to understand that the dress was ugly. You need to go on Twitter to see the steps you will know I was It's so stupid. And what's the best part about it? People if you don't know is that it's like a big meme now on Twitter and people have been posting like the quote of what she said of being like, I know that this like is really not possible for a lot of people in the world. And that's why I'm so grateful. And it was like yeah, Queen it's impossible for 95% of the whole world. But thank you so much. much for sharing it with us. And I just love memes and I love to see those two things come together. Kim k means it's just going absolutely off.

Lewis Hobba 20:07 But people like forget that, if you needed like a warning sign about where this was going her birthday last year was Kenny G. Trapped in the house surrounded by roses and candles, playing his saxophone while she walked around the house.

Zoë Coombs Marr 20:28 He was forced to do that he was a member

Concetta Caristo 20:30 of celebrities when they pretend to be like us. We hate them when they just being themselves. We had them all the time. screw him. I just thought it was funny. That hashtag was this is 40. Like, she's like, this is okay. This is what 4040 he did. We don't know this is 40 is not for everyone.

Zoë Coombs Marr 20:54 This is 40 I just got my floppy disk.

Dan Ilic 20:59 Well, there's been calls for a federal ipecac. But I don't know if you know this. The federal government isn't into creating any kind of federal anti corruption commission, but they are doing something at least

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Unknown Speaker 21:26 point again, doesn't mean

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Unknown Speaker 22:11 National Fair Murdoch uses news media nowadays basically just as a political propaganda you know it protects its friends and pushes the giant Barrow your fear is rational.

Dan Ilic 22:24 It's been a bit of a strange wait for Victoria as lockdown restrictions were lifted for Melbourne much of the state was celebrating but for Jaguar and people and their supporters it's been a week of anguish and mourning is a sacred 300 year old ancestral tray was kept down for a highway. Joining us now is senator Lydia Thor but jarbo woman herself, whose mum Marjorie Thorpe is fighting state governments roadworks on country in the Victorian Supreme Court. Senator thank you for joining us. It's been a bit of a sad week for you has it been?

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 22:53 Ah yeah, so has quite a big day today. In our country today I've been at the site it's quite incredible to know last time I was there sending me those trays out in the open around a fire and enjoying everyone's Company and today I go there and it's surrounded by wire fencing and and lots of big, very big men in very big hive is bit strutting their stuff. So yeah, it was a completely different saying that I will seem to today.

Dan Ilic 23:28 Yeah, hive is is like the Redcoats of 2020.

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 23:34 Well, yeah.

They were certainly there and using their powers and the high boots was was going off today. Because, yeah, they weren't letting anyone Nia as sacred trees out beautiful birthing train, which is 800 years old. And our grandfather tree, which is just as old, we weren't able to access that today. It's been completely fenced off. And that was really sad. How did

Dan Ilic 24:05 your mom go today with the, with the ruling with the supreme court?

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 24:12 Well, she did an incredible job. And we're now got a injunction which lasts until the 19th of November at 4:30pm. So it gives us a little bit of a reprieve and a chance to you know, strategize and plan our next move and continue to keep the pressure on and hopefully, if we say more lifting of the COVID restrictions, then we can get more people out there on the ground. I haven't spoken to mom I've tried to call her but she's too busy to talk to me.

Dan Ilic 24:55 That's super interesting. What kind of strategy Do you think you can put in place between now and the non tank To change the course of the state government,

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 25:03 well, we've just got to mobilise people as best way we can in, you know, under the COVID restrictions. And that's always a challenge. But that would be the, you know, I think we've mobilised a lot of people in this last week. That way, also need, you know, the strategies that we can use in Parliament for state and federal parliament. And there's also other legal avenues that we can take through the courts. So we're just going through all of that at the moment. And we'll come out fighting even stronger and harder, with many, many more people behind us, when you and your green greens colleagues took a motion to the floor and in the Victorian Parliament to kind of raise questions about the destruction of the tray. You mentioned in your case last week that you would get that right, you actually did in, in Parliament. So, so bringing this up? Well, apparently, so I'm not in the Victorian Parliament. I'm now in the federal parliament as a senator. So that was actually taken to the Victorian Parliament. And yes, say they were and I watched that, that we've, Sam hiddens, asking questions of the premier yesterday, I think. And yeah, you know, we're treated like a joke. It's just not we're not taken seriously, even the non Aboriginal people asking the questions in the parliament, taken seriously. So I don't know whether the government and the opposition think that this is a joke. They obviously haven't been to the area or understand or even given the time to learn about the stories and the connection, I'm sure that they have families and their children would really appreciate that, and give them a true identity to the nation that has the oldest continuing living culture. Right here.

Dan Ilic 26:56 When do you think our leaders will wake up to the fact that Aboriginal history is the history of this country? And then there will be at least some kind of motive some of respect for it?

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 27:08 Oh, well, we've been waiting a long time. So far. We're very patient, people we are. And we're very forgiving, and conciliatory people, I think. And, you know, I think people are becoming more aware, and more open to learning, I really don't know, I think that they probably need to check out their privilege check out, you know, how they can decolonize just a little, just to open up this country to what it truly ease. And that is a caring country with beautiful landscapes and beautiful people and connections and stories, not something that you just read in a book or watch on a television programme, it's actually something that is still very live, and well today. And hopefully, they get to say that and look, in the short time that I've been a politician. I've had those yards with other politicians on both sides of the fence. And they've come around, and they've been far more respectful and far more open to listening and learning from us. So, you know, I have hope that we can do that and change the nation. That's what I'd like to say, anyway, I can share,

Unknown Speaker 28:23 do you feel like

Dan Ilic 28:26 a tokenizing? It was a young person. Do you feel like that the place to live that young people are much more attuned to Aboriginal culture as Australian culture than even people? 10 years older than you?

Concetta Caristo 28:40 I think yes. Like, I think, you know, it's something that when I think about young people, it's like, we're more aware, we're more accepting, we're more like, keen to understand and like things change. So quickly, do you want any more as I feel like, you tend to feel with older generations, they can feel, they don't want to listen, they're stuck in their ways, and that kind of thing. Like, it's young people that can and want to mobilise that, like, in people younger than me that like inspire me and a learning and understanding why it's so important and like not something that you can just, you know, take as a joke, like the government is or not take it seriously or forget about it or anything like that. Senator, do

Lewis Hobba 29:21 you want to ask question, this might be a bit practical, but as someone who didn't wasn't in Victorian wasn't aware that this destruction was going to happen until until it happened. It seems crazy to me that it's a road like this can turn you know that you can you can turn around this is not an immovable project. What's the logic that they have here for not doing this?

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 29:42 Wow, that's a good question. There. There were many alternatives put to the government which they did not want to entertain one of their own growth employees. In fact, I agreed with one of the alternative routes and I'm not sure whether that person still has a job or not. So You know that there were alternatives. And it's not the chapter on people want to stop anyone fixing the road to make it safer for people. It's not like jump around, people don't want the the highway to be widened. But we just wanted to sit down and negotiate a way where we could protect significant cultural heritage and have a road and keep people safe. But that was never afforded to jump around people. And they can say that they've consulted through their processes and all of that. But that simply has just not happened.

Dan Ilic 30:36 Senator, have you pitched at all a series of $90 billion submarines to ferry cars?

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 30:47 Well, you know, the Minister, Susan lies of the federal government, in fact, at particular satellite in the same way that she declined protecting Jefferson country. So that's where people are at in terms of our politicians. And that's what we have to try. Try quartermaine who's an Aboriginal comedian, he said on Facebook this week, he said Australians won't realise what they've lost until they see the avatar sequels. And I thought that was

Dan Ilic 31:20 that was really sad, but a really great jog

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 31:23 and look on the avatar film and and I thought,

Unknown Speaker 31:31 it looks like it was

Dan Ilic 31:33 so special. Yeah, it was crazy. So we'd like it. What Lewis said before was so interesting. Like, as someone who lives in so called Sydney, I had no idea this was happening until you know, it was far too late. And it's so it's sad that this moment has had to happen for us to be awakened to this cultural moment right now, and perhaps a lot more of Australia know what's happening on jabber on country. And we can we can pitch in to help some somehow,

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 31:58 yeah, look, it's a bit like George Floyd, hey, Black Lives Matter and took a black man in another country, to be killed by police, for this country to wake up and realise that we have a problem here. So I just think that you know, to mature as a nation, we really need to start telling the truth, and learn our history, so that we can move forward together. Senator, thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear tonight. My absolute pleasure, thank you very much.

Dan Ilic 32:30 Well, that is all we have time for a rational for rational view tonight. big thank you to send a linear thought and a big everlasting thanks to a fee among us tonight. Zoe foster Blake.

Unknown Speaker 32:44 Like extra knowledge,

Dan Ilic 32:48 terms, ma Do you guys have anything to plug sorry, do you want if you want to plug anything? I'm doing a

Zoë Coombs Marr 32:56 couple of shows in real life in Sydney as part of the two queres festival a giant dwarf coming up so that's, I think, like the 14th and maybe 12 to the 14th of November.

Dan Ilic 33:08 And if you have stand be shuttle hook at Zoe's stand lockdown special No, I mean that the stand up specials on prime a good toe but this the lockdown special is particularly particularly off the wall and just a genius bit of content that I've ever seen in my entire life. So check to check that out from consider Do

Concetta Caristo 33:34 you want to plug anything? I have no shows like sorry, but I'll lean into being a young person and plug sort of my socials if you want to follow me on Instagram. It's concetto worldwide, and Twitter congenic Christo and sort of watch me go off there live every day.

Dan Ilic 33:51 And Lewis you wanna plug anything?

Lewis Hobba 33:52 No, dad save all still doing radio. If you don't need to listen.

To the show today you would have heard

Senator. Lidia Thorpe 34:09 that was me.

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Unknown Speaker  0:00   This podcast is supported in part by the birth of foundation.

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Dan Ilic  0:06   are you? Excellent. We've got a brand new streaming system. It's very exciting. I just want to quickly say big thanks to our Patreon supporters, Chris ebeling and Tim Chima who signed up this week. To support Patreon supporters, you can go to patreon.com for slash irrational fear. Another way you can support a rational fear is to offset the carbon emissions from your car with go neutral for every $90 sticker. Go neutral will carbon offset 3.5 tonnes which is incredible. And then five bucks comes to us and since we've started the partnership, Louis, we have actually gotten 11 people to offset the carbon emissions from their car. That's 38 tonnes of carbon thanks to this podcast gone.

Lewis Hobba  0:45   That is amazing. Fixed. Take that Paris accord.

Dan Ilic  0:51   We do have about 3000 people that do listen to this. So you know if they all did it, we'd be able to pull out you know, 10,000 tonnes of carbon.

Lewis Hobba  0:59   That's great. That's really great. And then we just made enough money to be able to afford a zoo membership and then we'll be all good.

Dan Ilic  1:05   To go neutral. Click on the links in the show notes. I'm recording my end of irrational fear on gadigal land in the your nation, sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's stop the shark.

ALAN JONES  1:17   A Russian mafia contains naughty words like bricks can bro fed gum and section 40 of a rational fear recommended listening by immature audience.

Dan Ilic  1:30   Tonight, a New Yorker writer was suspended of allegations of masturbating on a zoom call but according to insiders, he was just after a race. And ABC journalist Laura tingle is supposed to apologise after labelling Scott Morrison smug on Twitter, because ABC editorial style insists that when labelling the Prime Minister smug it must be followed by and with the launch of the new Sacha Baron Cohen movie today, Health Authority is a warning that ball rat voice will begin to spread When asked if bore at voice had infected anyone yet a senior health official answered my wife. It's Friday the 23rd of October and everything is very dies. This is irrational fear.

Looking irrational fear. I'm your host former Vatican City Cardinal Denny let's let's meet our fear mongers for tonight. She's a writer, performer, comedian, director. You may know her from her appearances on utopia to nightly and the chaser podcast. Or you may have just seen her jokes about common social media. It's Nina ayama. Hello, welcome Nina. How's it going? Oh, it's great. It's really great to have you. I didn't

Nina Oyama  2:45   know who was gonna be like I was like waiting for the credits or else it was good. Like

Unknown Speaker  2:52   Who is it? Who is it?

Dan Ilic  2:55   It's pretty much the same. She's one of Australia's funniest people though. She was born in New Zealand, but thankfully she's chosen one of our people to breed with. From tonight lay and drunk history. It's comedian satirist and filmmaker. grittily Jackson,

Greta Lee-Jackson  3:07   Daniel Lewis tonight Naina

Unknown Speaker  3:10   it's great to have you.

Lewis Hobba  3:12   And it's a we feel I feel particularly Brady Bunch today. I think normally with like our old zoom system when we could afford it. It was like much more in line. And now we're all in a little box together and I feel like we just need Alice

Nina Oyama  3:29   you've never you've never graduated to grid mode Lewis there was no way you can you can have a Brady Bunch look on zoom to

Unknown Speaker  3:39   I don't want to know about options. You know what I mean? I

Nina Oyama  3:42   really I'm the opposite. I'm out here changing my background, you know, causing causing a ruckus changing my screen name to stupid slot and then going into a work meeting.

Lewis Hobba  3:54   Yeah, you should work at the New Yorker.

Nina Oyama  3:57   than that, no, I would have to take my screen. I'm just stupid, ya know,

Lewis Hobba  4:08   tilting the camera down and putting your head down. It is a real Giuliani situation. You're gonna have to you're gonna have to,

Unknown Speaker  4:16   sorry, sorry, I thought I was on mute.

Dan Ilic  4:22   Coming up, we have to face in fees, but also a little later on. We're gonna be talking to Tiana Tiana. He's a greens MP who just want to sit in the New Zealand election at Palmerston North. It's going to be exciting. We're gonna be asking him why New Zealand labour insists on spelling their name correctly, and how we can all move to New Zealand. But first of all, I don't know if you've seen this. Alan Jones is back in the news. Not only did he go on Sky this weekend has it covered. 19 was an epidemic but he's actually suing our friends at the feed. Have you guys seen this? for defamation? Yeah. Do you guys want to sign anything or just leave it up to me

Unknown Speaker  5:00   On this well,

Dan Ilic  5:01   Alan Jones had something to say about this a little earlier on this week.

ALAN JONES  5:09   Good morning, everyone. Yes, it is true. I'm suing SPS for defamation. What he you asked SPS. You can be defamed if there's any three people watching TV and they can't speak English. I totally agree with you. They're hypothetical Lister. But their little skit went on the internet with a potential audience of 7 billion in the videos so called comedian Alex Lee portrayed me as a misogynist, racist and a liar. Now Miss Lee who happens to be an Asian woman Mind you, is totally wrong. Let me tell you something, just because I go around saying misogynistic things doesn't make me a misogynist. Whatever sojourners insist that a woman Prime Minister be put in a chat bag and be thrown out to say yes, but also can someone who isn't a misogynist suggest that too unlikely, but it's a possibility. And just because I incited the largest ever race riot in Australian history, it doesn't make me a racist. If anything, I'm pro race, more races the barrier. I have a long history of loving races, particularly the Everest, the richest horse race in Australia. And let me tell you, just because I constantly lie about climate change doesn't make me a liar. I'm telling you my truth and my truth is the opposite of whatever the facts are. If the scientists say it's climate change, they're wrong. If the medical experts say it's a pandemic, they're wrong. If the views ecologists say that Anthony Claire is overrated, they are so wrong. What a voice. So let this be a warning to any tree hugging comedians out there. If I'm a racist, misogynist liar, then my name isn't Alan Jones. I'm Alan Jones.

Dan Ilic  6:46   There we go. Alan Jones, thank you very much.

Nina Oyama  6:48   You haven't been sued for your impersonation of Alan Jones. Maybe your entire career did and and he just hasn't given a fuck I've been trying. That's the

Dan Ilic  6:59   only way I can get listeners to this podcast is to be sued and no one's done it. It's terrible. It's terrible. Well, let's get on with the fears first fear tonight. Yesterday, it said it estimates the CEO of Australia Post admitted that she gave for senior staff watches valued at $3,000 each, because they worked very hard. The CFO couldn't confirm if the gifts were purchased on the company credit card but he could confirm they didn't pay for postage. Executives need to watch till the time for many executives of Australia Post The time is to shred documents. That's what says on their watch. While you're in if you ever are in an Australia Post, so you actually don't need a watch because it's always 1998 that's that's how you know. I don't know if you've been to a post office lately. You could be forgiven. They just kind of had them lying around. I don't know it's not inconceivable that these watches could have been found among the Andre rieu action figures and Kerri Anne Kennerley foot massages. Also you have to feel for Australia Post to the appropriate Thank you gifts of this calibre hard to find after all, Amazon was sold out of parcels of land rezoned for the Western Sydney Airport this week. So it's a bit disappointing. Sophie mangas is getting a $3,000 watch as a thank you gift acceptable if you work for organisation that's owned by the government, Louis harbour,

Lewis Hobba  8:15   I'd like to jump in on that one. Absolutely not more should do it. I cannot stress it off that even more government organisations should be giving their employees $3,000 watches I I don't necessarily want to say who but I if anyone wants to do it the IBC is there and I

Nina Oyama  8:37   just have something to do with you currently working for a government organisation

Lewis Hobba  8:41   all upside is there's nothing on this wrist you know it's going a little hungry. Lonely needs a car ta that's Yeah, I guess millionaires

Nina Oyama  8:53   watching right now.

Unknown Speaker  8:58   Why don't you just use the phone.

Dan Ilic  9:00   I'm with you Grand Ole Jackson die. It was really great on Twitter today. One of the people who run social media for Australia Post had a bit of a sense of humour and he was dealing with a dealing with some sort of complaint said I'm very light rested today. That is really nice.

Lewis Hobba  9:15   They should have just yeah usually in like tech startups they give you stocks and bonds or whatever like they give you shares in the company. They should have given him $3,000 worth of stamps.

Nina Oyama  9:26   That's right and like a lot rested as well to go back to an earlier story.

Dan Ilic  9:32   And not just any stamps I should give you like first proof stamps that go up in value then they can get they can absolutely do that. They can absolutely some

Lewis Hobba  9:39   of those weird coins that they always have tucked up the back you know like Kieran Perkins is first steps this

Dan Ilic  9:48   in question to him today Scott Morrison said the CEO of Australia should stand aside which he has But why? Which is like the he got so outraged. It was so strange to see him get outraged about 12,000 dollars but he didn't get outraged at all about sports rots.

Lewis Hobba  10:04   That's why he asked her to leave. It's like, if you get a roll, roll it big go

Dan Ilic  10:08   big go go, hon. Yeah, if you're gonna roll it, you know, have a gasoline recovery, a stamp led recovery would be fine.

Lewis Hobba  10:16   If you just invest if you just give like a couple of million dollars to a coalition state to build a women's change room for a sports team that does not have a women's team. Okay? watches that Time's up.

Unknown Speaker  10:29   Turn on cnn.

Unknown Speaker  10:31   COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID you know why they're trying to?

ALAN JONES  10:37   People aren't buying at CNN, you

Unknown Speaker  10:40   know, fear is rational.

Dan Ilic  10:42   Last weekend on Twitter, the internet decided that out of the full shirtless rich white men named Chris in Hollywood. Chris Pratt was the worst coming in behind Chris Pine, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth. All the celebs you can imagine came out to defend Chris Pratt against the joke name it forced the Avengers to once again combined on Twitter to defend his honour. In the next round, though, prep will have to go up against Chris Lilley, Christopher Pyne, Chris Brown and Dr. Chris Brown. Now Nina is dumping on Chris Pratt worth it?

Nina Oyama  11:12   Yes, yes. I think he's reaction was dumb as hell also Can I just say Dr. Chris Brown would totally be the best Chris in that second line up that you said. Um, I think my thing is like, it was the worst crease out of four Chris's you just the fourth best, Chris. Why is everyone so angry? It's quite a good thing to be the fourth best because and you're already is like a show. It's not even the most hated Chris. Like there's a show called Everybody Hates Chris. And it's about Chris Rock. Yeah. And the fact of about so angry about Chris that I don't understand. I think it's just fragile egos to be honest.

Lewis Hobba  11:52   Can you imagine though like being being one of those Chris's spending your life going? I just want to be an actor to be a famous actor. I want to be a Hollywood star. And then you finally do. And you're one of the most famous people in the world, but you're still not even the most famous Chris. Like it must be so annoying that they all came up at the same time. Like Chris Pratt is a fucking global mega star. He is like he's a Jurassic Park superstar. And he's not they're not voting.

Nina Oyama  12:23   But they're not voting on fame dead death voting on like best as in like best personality. I think that could be good reason is because Chris Pratt is a known Republican. And that's why everyone's dunking on him because he's a slightly undecided political views.

Dan Ilic  12:39   Yeah, there's it's very, it's very polemic over there. They're all like dirt dunking on him because he's at Hillsong. And his, you know, talk about how sales on LGBT friendly.

Nina Oyama  12:49   They have conversion camps.

Dan Ilic  12:51   And he's dunking on Chris Pratt, because he didn't go to a Biden fundraiser where all the other single Avengers went to this Biden fundraiser. So it's real. It but he doesn't actually he's not very overtly pro Republican. He's just kind of just drives a truck and shoots animals.

Nina Oyama  13:09   Oh, I mean, yeah, I was gonna say I've been to his Instagram for research, definitely not sexual purposes. But I was truly shocked at the amount of guns and stuff like that. I was like, oh, oh, it doesn't fit with his character from Parks and Rec. And that's when everyone knows him from and he's this adorable puppy dog type character. That's what people have said to probably they're like, How can that be the same person is that they can't separate the actor from the character. I think it's because he got skinny is because he used to be a fat Democrat. Any Republican, that's what happens

when you become a right winger,

Lewis Hobba  13:47   he was zero, Doc 30. Right. So I feel like people should just try to watch that over and over again and be like, hey, kills staple. Oh, hey, killed Osama Bin Ladin, so he should be a national hero as well. Yeah.

Dan Ilic  13:59   Very, very difficult. Very, very difficult. But no one hikes like you can't people must be able to separate the character from the person because nobody ever don't dunk on Ben Mendelsohn. I mean, he plays every single evil person ever bad.

Unknown Speaker  14:14   Yeah, he does. He does a good body Commando. What are his political views?

Greta Lee-Jackson  14:22   Do I have to fight?

Lewis Hobba  14:25   I also how good is like Chris Hemsworth at the moment, he basically just travelled without a passport. Like I feel like every time I open the news, like Chris Chris Hemsworth is in Tasmania like was no one's allowed in Tasmania? I just feel like Chris Hemsworth is can just show up anyway. Definitely in Australia if not the world and no one would ask the question of him just like please go striker.

Nina Oyama  14:48   Oh, up a bang out about like, all the time is hot privilege. He's got hot privilege. Yeah. And that picture of him with a baby. In fact, I don't think that he has a possible I just think he has a he Baby and he just brings it and you just say a man that hot with a kid that cute and you just your ovaries melt your testicles melt it doesn't matter what what sexuality you identify as it's just you let him on the plane

Dan Ilic  15:13   Louis ever since you had your your your your jaw fixed. Have you ever noticed that you have hot privilege because you would have a definite before and after?

Lewis Hobba  15:22   Yes, Dan. Doors open for me as you can tell.

Nina Oyama  15:27   Have you had your joy fix Louis?

Lewis Hobba  15:29   Yeah, I had a well, I this was like

Dan Ilic  15:33   last year he looked like Christopher Pratt, but, like in 2001. But now he looks like Chris Hemsworth is pretty

Lewis Hobba  15:41   cool. Yeah, yeah.

No, I have exactly

Nina Oyama  15:45   the same for what it's worth just.

Lewis Hobba  15:52   Yeah, see Dan, as you can tell the hot privilege.

David Barnden  15:56   I'm still getting dunked on by NATO.

Unknown Speaker  15:59   Rational fear. I was always getting in trouble for getting naked. They're like you can't just pull your dick out. I was like,

Unknown Speaker  16:05   this is

Unknown Speaker  16:05   a rational view.

Dan Ilic  16:07   It's time for a feature interview. I interview a guest tonight on irrational fear has a brand new job after years of campaigning and working at NGOs all over the world supporting indigenous peoples as of this week, Tiana to you know, is now an elected representative for the greens party in New Zealand representing Palmerston North. He's also a father of four. It's a real privilege to have him on the show because he stayed up like to be on killer app. Tiana.

Unknown Speaker  16:34   Congrats.

Teanau Tuniono  16:39   Thanks for having me. I'm sick. I'm day four on the job he literally did on Saturday night. Yeah.

Nina Oyama  16:45   How are you gonna say I'm on day four of a bender.

Teanau Tuniono  16:52   Day for parliamentary Binda. Yeah. I've just landed from from a big long campaign that was that was going on. We did part of it for lockdown. And then it got extended for another four weeks. So it was like a bit of a long haul. But um, yeah, we've got 10 green MPs. And we're hoping to get a 20 get my buddy Steve Abel and from Greenpeace. So special boats go away, we'll hit the limit. Hey, can you give us a little bit of a rundown about how the differences between NZ and OC politics in in like a sentence or a paragraph in politics from here and it looks like one of the great mysteries of the university. I mean, we've got a MMP system here. And so it's so you have people that run for electorates. And then you have there's a proportion set aside for all party for Pat for a party list. So all the green employees we came in on pilotless so we got 7.5% simple, it's something rather pricy another boat, and mate got us 10 and it goes to the MPs. Because you guys got state. I mean, you got federal and stuff like they've already got one house. Yeah. Yeah, right.

Nina Oyama  18:08   Now, my theory on the difference between us and Australian politics is that I'm not us. So New Zealand, in Australian politics, is that people in New Zealand are just generally nicer and better people. And they elect good people because of that. That sounds legit to me.

Lewis Hobba  18:23   I wish I could just be re watching it watching like the latest debate was. I mean, I know that you weren't involved. But it was such a stark contrast to the rest of the world. It was it was just a bunch of people agreeing with each other like this is less contentious than a year nine debate in Australia. This is outrageous.

Teanau Tuniono  18:43   People in New Zealand could have been better

actually had the privilege of being we had our first Modi said Modi Modi is the indigenous language about it on his own. So I had the privilege of being in our first the first ever televised multi language election debate. So it's all I'm all in Mali. And that was good because it had like, a had a real different kind of feel to it. Because it was because we had to let them be observed, you know, protocol and stuff like that. So we were, we were I would say pull but but I'm very indigenous with each other. So it was it was a New Zealand First and I was like I was really stoked to be part of that.

Dan Ilic  19:24   And that's really awesome that didn't one of our listeners asked the question they asked why doesn't New Zealand embrace the democracy sausage? Are you aware of this cultural phenomenon around around Australians election

Teanau Tuniono  19:37   workers exhausted so we don't bother with the Trump's.

Dan Ilic  19:41   When we when we go and vote, we end up getting a sausage sizzle at the community hall or whatever right after and that's a symbolism of about democracy. But apparently that doesn't happen in NZ. Do you know what?

Teanau Tuniono  19:56   I could do my career

No, that's not a thing for us. Okay,

Lewis Hobba  20:05   now tell us are there any snacks at all?

Teanau Tuniono  20:10   When I bought it, it was very snake free?

Dan Ilic  20:14   would have been good. Let's talk about the biggest question here the labour majority, it's been a big, incredible win for labour, how do you think, as a greens member, you'll be able to keep them accountable.

Teanau Tuniono  20:27   The vast majority of the seats in an MP MP system they are they're the first party to actually achieve a majority of seats. So it's your territory for us and, and within this political system as well. So all the cards are all on the table for them, you know, they've got all the cards. But you know, we've got our we've got our policy priorities around, you know, like, taking ambitious climate action, and showing that we do the best for people who are underneath the under the poverty line. And making sure that as we move through the COVID crisis that you know, there's the climate crisis and the crisis of biodiversity and across all of that the crisis of inequality so we've got our things that we need to keep pushing on as well. My guess is we can work together that that would be raised that we would but yeah, New Zealand I

Dan Ilic  21:20   got to do. nz labour seems to be kind of on the front foot no global leaders if you like when it comes to climate change and climate action. In Australia, we're barely managing to do that to do anything that resembles anything looks like climate action, instead is one of the few countries that is kind of committed to net zero by 2050. Australia is doing net zero perhaps maybe by 2300 it's looking like how do you think New Zealand can apply pressure to its neighbours like Australia to take

Teanau Tuniono  21:50   just is it but um, but you know, we look as we can with labour in the last time we did measure we measure quite a few things I've highlighted the zero carbon levels, what he talked about, which is that putting that framework in place, but understand that it's just the beginning you have the framework, then you've actually got to do the work ramp up your your your climate ambition, particularly for us in the area of agriculture. And we also had the ban of new permits on offshore oil drilling as well which is really really important. divestment assessment and Kiwi saver in terms of those those those companies invest in fossil fuels as well. So these these are these are really concrete things that we have achieved. But in terms of pressure

Nina Oyama  22:33   suggestion, um, if for applying pressure to government Look, I'm not one I don't usually I don't think countries invading other countries is usually a good idea, but um, would you ever just considered just like fully invading Australia and just take just taken the fuck over? Because I just think you guys

Lewis Hobba  22:53   need help out, we'd like leaving.

Teanau Tuniono  22:55   Yeah, maybe I'll mention that you sit

Nina Oyama  23:00   here and just sort of suggest just a casual war. Like,

please be on board. But I'll defect, I'll defect. It is

Dan Ilic  23:10   kind of interesting, because we all can't move to New Zealand like we'd like to, but maybe New Zealand could just make Australia and New Zealand that way. You know, we'd all be New Zealanders.

Nina Oyama  23:21   That could be a great phrase make Australia, New Zealand again.

Teanau Tuniono  23:27   That's gonna be willing to

Dan Ilic  23:31   tell us a bit about your background and things that you're really passionate about, and why you kind of got into politics after years of working in activism.

Teanau Tuniono  23:39   Yeah, well, it may not fished activists and I might be the last activist tip of joining the greens. I mean, it's actually part of our tradition, our proud tradition. I was on the board of Greenpeace previously before this as well. And I've worked at the climate change negotiations, I was at the UN Paris for the Paris Climate treaty, for example. My background is in law and of the intersection of indigenous peoples and the environment for a very long time. I've come up to Australia actually quite a few times with with Aboriginal activists that sum it up to borroloola, where they've been organised against the uranium mine up there as well, but the MacArthur river, so it got some long standing relationships with some some good folks up that way. It's just been my life. And some of the activists will cease to be an activist as I get older

Unknown Speaker  24:31   screen anymore.

Teanau Tuniono  24:34   Something that doesn't require that much movement. Even

Unknown Speaker  24:39   after a tree, that's cool. That's

Teanau Tuniono  24:44   the guy Steve Abel, who was just happy to be here actually. They were trying to cut down some trees up in Oakland and he was up a tree in the middle of the campaign, trying to save some native trees.

Nina Oyama  24:55   Well, that puts me to shame I'm a big click to vist I like to share on Facebook. Is there

Dan Ilic  25:00   the hype that they reach people? If there's a petition Naina will be there to support that petition? I don't know to know, like there's some there's been a good precedent of the newly minted politicians jumping in the activist game like AOC, jumping into that sunrise movement campaign, and Nancy Pelosi is office in her first few months, I mean, that you can do it and what actions are you going to be doing in the next few months?

Teanau Tuniono  25:26   in the planning stage at the moment, like seeing what, what formation the government will actually hear, right. And then it's about sort of putting those priorities and chairs, all the stuff that we campaigned on. And the things that we can get over the line are the things we can get over the line, the things that we can't get when we have campaign mode, that's how I see it. That's, that's, that's all the things, because, you know, we've got, like, if you look at the quality with people losing their jobs and stuff like that, making sure that there is enough there for people so that people have all everything that they need, in terms of housing, and food and all that kind of stuff, and how that actually filters down and support sub children, but also their families and communities. Their stuff for me is really important. Well, Deanna, thank you so much for joining us in irrational fear. It's really great. I've written you slogan for your next next run.

Dan Ilic  26:18   It's not what you know, it's DNA.

Lewis Hobba  26:32   It was a real pleasure to me and I as a yet quite I'm sure you could tell from our tone. We're all very jealous of your whole country. What you've done. Yeah.

Teanau Tuniono  26:42   I've been coming to sharlie weekend with like, ever collectibles for over 20 years, my good mates. And Australia surprises me with the large number of really progressive people over there. And then there as the number of people live

that part of the spectrum as well. Yeah.

Nina Oyama  27:06   Yeah. It's like what you can get done and what you can achieve in a country without a stranglehold of the Murdoch press.

Lewis Hobba  27:11   Yeah,

Nina Oyama  27:12   well, that doesn't exist, you know. Yeah. I know. They always talk about silent majority as being conservative, but I reckon they're actually progressive.

Unknown Speaker  27:21   Yeah,

Lewis Hobba  27:22   yeah. Did you wish to speak up?

Dan Ilic  27:25   is trying that's what I mean. That's one of the things that always goes on about saying that she'd never get elected if she was if she was in Australia and she just give up politics because because the price would make it too hard to operate. Yeah, but I think like what how New Zealand is really tackling the challenges of fossil fuel subsidies and and that kind of stuff as well is so important, and really takes the power out of out of fossil fuels inside parliament, which we don't have. Our government is pretty much an extension of the fossil fuel lobby.

Teanau Tuniono  28:01   Yeah, I noticed it's Yeah, it's no good.

All the other issues as well.

Lewis Hobba  28:14   You're on board before you

will kick in eventually.

Dan Ilic  28:20   Yes. Yeah. No, we didn't do one Kiwi accent joy this this. Big thanks to our fear mongers tonight. Nina Yama, Gridley Jackson Lewis haba. And Tiana to know thank you so much for joining us.

Unknown Speaker  28:35   Thanks for having us.

Dan Ilic  28:36   Thank you guys. Do you guys have Do you guys have anything Deployment Manager in a plug? Anything?

Lewis Hobba  28:44   Good is like to plug any baby. Great One. Really good baby

Dan Ilic  28:48   manager wanna plug anything?

Nina Oyama  28:50   Ah, the chase report podcast drops every Thursday or Friday, depending on what we feel like.

Dan Ilic  28:58   gretta while you're breastfeeding, do you want to plug anything?

Nina Oyama  29:03   Quiet and then I was like, Thanks, Dad.

Greta Lee-Jackson  29:10   Kitty could say

Unknown Speaker  29:15   Teddy.

Unknown Speaker  29:19   What a beautiful fella. And Tiana Tiana, do you want to plug anything?

Teanau Tuniono  29:23   Oh, yeah. Shout out to all the social justice and environmental environmental activists over the Australia.

Lewis Hobba  29:33   Your gates unlocked on a date as yet to be specified.

Dan Ilic  29:41   Louis, anything.

Lewis Hobba  29:45   Please Yeah, we will. Not end same old same old for me.

Dan Ilic  29:49   Excellent. big thank you to Maddie Palma, Adam boys Kilian, David Kim Williams, Kiran castellina. And of course, Jakob round on the tech and tepanyaki timeline. Big thanks to rod marks the birth of foundation going yearold Patreon supporters, and until next week, there's always scared of good

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TRANSCRIPT BY OTTER.AI BELOW: Unknown Speaker 0:00This podcast is supported in part by the birther foundation Dan Ilic 0:04to the greatest moral podcast of our generation joining me of course as she does for every one of these special greatest moral podcasts of our generations is lindow fellow Bertha Fela gaylin Linh Do 0:15Hello, hello, Iris. So good to be back. Dan Ilic 0:18This is our second greatest moral podcast of our generation. A huge thank you to everyone who listened to our Kevin Rudd episode, I think had a lot of good feedback from that, particularly around people who love the nitty gritty of climate backstabbing. Linh Do 0:31Yeah, the interview was amazing. And I think it just makes me even more eager to wait for when those cabinet files get released. You know, I'll be one of those geeks eagerly awaiting exactly what happened and will finally know who was the liar after all. Dan Ilic 0:46This of course, is out on the irrational fear feed every month we bring you an in depth conversation about climate change with climate legends and a little bit more about who is on our podcast a little later on. But first of all, a big thank you to our new irrational fear Patreon members including Nick with a K Lysa Yeager, Shelly Carr Simone Kevin and Tim Stevenson chipping in to help irrational fear jump to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear to support the podcast another way to spot irrational fear is to offset the carbon emissions from your car with go neutral for every $90 sticker go neutral by 3.5 tonnes of carbon offsets which is about the average yearly emissions for a car and then five bucks that comes to us to go neutral. Click on the link in the show notes. I'm recording my end of irrational feet on gadigal land and your nation's sovereignty was never ceded. We need a treaty. Let's start the show. Despite Unknown Speaker 1:33global warming, rational fear is adding a little more hot air with long form discussions with climate leaders. Good. Unknown Speaker 1:44This is called Unknown Speaker 1:45Don't be fright, the heat waves and droughts greatest mass extinction when facing a manmade disaster, podcast, climate Unknown Speaker 1:58shiana ration Unknown Speaker 2:01all of this with global warming Unknown Speaker 2:02and a lot of it's a hoax. But write a small podcast about generation. Unknown Speaker 2:09For sure. Dan Ilic 2:10All right, listen, let's get into our climate news for this week. Story number one, Australia joins the US China and Russia in refusing to sign our latest pledge on biodiversity. Is this any kind of surprise that we are with the US Russia and China on this lid? Linh Do 2:26Never Never surprised. But I mean, last year during the Madrid climate negotiations, we were with Saudi Arabia and given you know, everything that we're hearing about how koalas are going extinct, the billions of animals that were wiped out, unfortunately, during the recent bush fires, you think we'd care a little bit more Dan Ilic 2:43than there's a lot of similarities between Australia and Saudi right, but particularly about the way we treat our journalists, Linh Do 2:47that is definitely for alarming, but we still call ourselves a democracy. So it's a scary path that we're headed down. Dan Ilic 2:54Now. The Morison government said it refused to sign this global pledge, endorsed by 64 other countries committed to reverse biodiversity loss because it was inconsistent with Australia's policies, namely, net zero by 2050, which pretty much the rest of the world is signed up to. Australia has committed to net zero but before 2100, which is absolutely hilarious. I mean, Linh Do 3:14we weren't really alive then. So I guess for us, that's how we have to feel better about it. That's how I go to sleep at night. Dan Ilic 3:21And can I say thank God, I won't be alive then because it's gonna be too hot to live. kitten joshy, the climate hero on Twitter did tweet some calculations of his own, which were taken from the government's own data a few months back, and he suggested that we're actually on track to meet our net zero targets by 2300. So that's about the double length of Australia's colonised period. Linh Do 3:42The numbers at that point are just eye watering. Really, it's really hard to comprehend how our policies account for multiple multiple generations from now. Dan Ilic 3:53It's so interesting. This is the latest pledge put together by the WWF and un, I jumped over to the latest pledge page because anybody can sign up to it and sign their organisation up to it so I put you dear listener behind the pledge. So irrational fear is now signed up to this pledge. So putting out 10,000 listeners a month behind the pledge good on us. Unknown Speaker 4:16Yay by diversity. Dan Ilic 4:18I emailed Terry Butler as well because she had some comments to say about you know, why scammer didn't sign up but she had at this point in time, she hasn't got back to me whether she actually signed up to the pledge herself, but they went to the website and if you are, if you are a head of state of a country, you can actually click through to a form and sign up your country so I actually went through and signed us up as well. But they haven't got back to me is to verify my identity. I said I was the Minister for climate action and in fear That's what I said. Linh Do 4:50They ignore that doesn't exist in Australia. Although you know, it's like so funny given her our head of state actually is is that the royal family is all behind by diversity like Prince Charles huge support Well, this Dan Ilic 5:00is the thing this is absolutely things have the google doc says Head of State for your country and technically our head of state is the claim. So maybe we are already signed up by default. Linh Do 5:10Well, you know, one of the benefits of colonisation and the Commonwealth and the British Empire is potentially we can follow in the footsteps of what the UK is doing right now. I like Dan Ilic 5:19that if Tony Abbott was was Prime Minister and Lizzy asked him to he probably signed up to that pledge. Linh Do 5:25Her would have thought I used to think I was a Republican in terms of you know, supporting the Republic, but here we are. All for the monarchy Dan Ilic 5:33story number two. Exxon's plan for surging carbon emissions revealed in Lake documents now this story is interesting it as the rest of the kind of fossil fuel industry is planning on phasing out its emissions Exxon over the next five years is planning on increasing them by 17%. Are you surprised at all by this lindo? Linh Do 5:54I feel like Exxon has written the playbook on big organisations and companies that we can't trust Rio Tinto has just proven that again, in Australia, it almost doesn't matter what they otherwise say they're going to be doing because there's always something that they're trying to sweep under the rug. Dan Ilic 6:09This is really interesting bhp. So put out an article or somebody put out an article about bhp actually doing further oil exploration even though they've signed a pledge to get out of the fossil fuel game. But they're still exploring fossil fuels. I guess they're searching for it. So they can go put up a big sign saying don't dig here. I guess this was a finding under protected. Linh Do 6:27It wants to know that it's there. It's almost like you know, these big companies, someone in the PR department signing up to all of these pledges, maybe the by diversity one even, but then just you know, there's another part of it where engineers or whoever are going off and exploring new oil fields. It's just really reprehensible really, Dan Ilic 6:47shift in person is really significant significant for a company like Exxon, if its plans are realised Exxon would add to the atmosphere, the annual emissions of a small developed nation or 26, coal fired power plants. That's, that's insane over the next five years, Linh Do 7:06absolutely wild. It's interesting that you've been encouraging listeners to go neutral with their carbon emissions from their car. Do you think people will now change their mind about where they fill up? Dan Ilic 7:20yet? Absolutely. I'm gonna get a fill up with Shell. Definitely. Linh Do 7:28Buddy. Sorry, that was a bit of a question. Dan Ilic 7:32Can I say they extremely limited, particularly around bond I'm pretty sure Mobil Exxon is the only place I can actually fill up. Linh Do 7:39Well, the idea is to be a good carbon advocate is to drive even further in your heart to the nearest suburb Lin visit, or petrol station. I don't think that logic works out. Dan Ilic 7:50Are you telling me I'm gonna have to drive from Bondi to rosebay bp to fill up now? Oh, my God. Linh Do 7:59You're carbon neutral. So it doesn't Unknown Speaker 8:01matter. It just doesn't. Just doesn't matter. Dan Ilic 8:04Okay. Now, Matt Canavan has been slammed for his use of the Black Lives Matter slogan. And he's got a ute. And he's got black coal matters on the back of his unit. Tell us a bit about the story. Linh Do 8:17Well, why do we even start sometimes, when I like wake up to the news in Australia, I'm like, of course, that just happened. Of course, that just happened. Um, given the way that we tray, our indigenous people in this country, pretty reprehensible given the way that we have, you know, gone on to other people's country, and like, you know, built new coal power stations doesn't make sense. I think the only good that I could sort of try to say from this is maybe then rules out the argument that we have in this country for supporting brown coal, which, you know, whilst all calls no good ground calls even more inefficient, even more dirty, so at least, we're prioritising within, you know, the scale of bad things we already do. Dan Ilic 8:58I can't believe they've appropriated this activist language for their own activist language. It really hurts my head a little bit. Linh Do 9:05Yep. Well, you know, they're borrowing from the people who do do things well. So maybe this is a sign that I'm campaigning for Black Lives Matter, really is working. Dan Ilic 9:14Just another example of why people aren't ready black culture. Unknown Speaker 9:18Yep, never ending. Dan Ilic 9:20And finally, let's talk about the 2021 budget. Lin. Katyn Joshi, as we've mentioned before, is a fantastic tweeter on climate. You got to follow him. Ke TANJ. Oh, he did this great tweet this week, while when the budget was happening, he took the budget speech hit Ctrl F and search for the word climate. It appeared only once in Josh frydenberg speech. The sentence was 1.9 billion in new funding as part of our energy plan to support low emissions of renewable technologies, helping to lower emissions and climate change followed by the sentence. We're also helping to unlock five key gas basins, isn't that just doesn't that just symbolise everything that Australia is about when it comes to emissions actually And when Linh Do 10:00exactly it feels like that one mention was just say say we did talk about it, don't think about it in context. Dan Ilic 10:08I think that was actually my tweet as well off the back of kittens was like, say they did mention it. They didn't say climate. We didn't say climate. Linh Do 10:14We said it. They did about us know exactly. You know, it's about making sure that everyone gets represented, even if in this case, representation literally meant nothing. Dan Ilic 10:25So chillin. What I love about the budget speech, every time it comes around, it's kind of like our own version of the State of the Union speech, but it's really, really shared. Linh Do 10:34And it's way wonky. I have never been invited to a budget party, but I've been to my fair share of State of the Union ones in the US. Dan Ilic 10:42Somebody plays invite lindo to their budget party, Linh Do 10:45foreign into financial year one, I am open to all super geeky economic party conversations Dan Ilic 10:51into financial year ones are the best because often companies use that instead of Christmas. And so they treat their employees very well so that you definitely want to get on that gravy train. Unknown Speaker 11:01Okay, good to know. Good to know. Dan Ilic 11:03All right. For this week's podcast, we bring you a big conversation I had last week with Asha Gunzburg and, and Mike cannon Brookes at the Smart Energy summit. What I liked about this, it was a good chat with two really random people, you know, Asha Gunzburg, and Mike cannon Brookes. What do these people have in common? Yeah, okay. Well, you know, for those who don't know, Asha is the host of the bachelor, Mike cannon. Brooks is the software developer for Atlassian and and energy entrepreneur. What do you think these people have in common? Lynn? Do they have anything in common at all? Linh Do 11:34Well, honestly, on the surface, not so much. I think when I look at the image of like, I am confused. It feels like definitely a sort of a joke of, you know, three very random people walk into a bar, what happens? But I think this is sort of the good thing about what's happening in Australia is we have so many people who you think wouldn't care about climate change getting on board, because they recognise we all have a stake in our future. Dan Ilic 11:56I mean, in the chat, I discuss it further. But I feel like the only thing that really kind of draws these two together is that probably a decade ago, climate change wasn't a central part of their work. But now it is, as with all of us. Many of you might be wondering, where are the women on the panel, I asked this as well as from the organisers as well. They said, What do you want from me? I got I got one of the most famous people on TV and I got one of the biggest billionaires and I said, Well, Oracle is either a billionaire woman or a famous woman who could also be on this panel as well. So anyway, that they said that was enough. Without further ado, please enjoy this chat with Mike cannon Brooks and Asha Gunzburg. Unknown Speaker 12:31You're listening to the greatest moral podcast about generation Dan Ilic 12:37to many in Australia. Asha is a handsome face and has been in the front of many of the biggest TV moments in Australia, including stuff like channel v Australian Idol, the mass singer, Bachelor franchise, there hasn't been a rose ceremony he hasn't been part of. But what you may not know about Asha is that he is also a student of the world deeply connected with thought leaders around the globe. Asha has been part of s&m think School of Creative Leadership. He's interviewed some of the most interesting brains of culture, science and society. And on his podcast better than yesterday, he's managed to pull that bachelor audience into a very interesting deep thinking space. So don't be fooled by his $70,000 hairstyle. Brain is switched on to climate change, and he regularly profiles activists, entrepreneurs in the climate space. He was even on q&a s climate solutions panel earlier this year. Osher Gunsberg 13:24Welcome, Marsha. Thanks, Dan. I'm really grateful to be here. To be a part of this event is a real privilege and looking ally. Dan Ilic 13:32And speaking of q&a, our other guests today was on the show on Monday. He's a real jet setter. In fact, when he was eight years old Mike cannon Brookes managed to buy his first computer on frequent flyer points, opting for an Amstrad pay say 20. A choice he still regrets to this very day. He is the co founder of Atlassian team collaboration software company is a passionate clean energy evangelist. He's also one of Australia's great muckrakers, probably in a previous era, we would have called him a larrikin. He uses his change for the better however, Mike has co opted the term fair dinkum power from Scott Morrison and turned it into a war cry for renewables. And using not much more than Twitter and a few phone calls. Mike was the driving force behind Australia getting one of the world's largest lithium ion batteries, which was only superseded by the one they put in the back of Peter Dutton. We welcome Mike cannon Brookes. Mike Cannon-Brookes 14:23Thanks Good. Good to be here man. I like that was quite an intro. I don't know we've been over the PC 20 layers of Usher's microphone that he does you guys do have some some good microphone gang during Osher Gunsberg 14:35mocking I know a guy. Okay. Dan Ilic 14:39Well, before we get away, let's have a message from our sponsor. Unknown Speaker 14:42It's the largest recession in history in the Unknown Speaker 14:47Coronavirus stimulus is said to be slash job Kiba was 1500. a fortnight now 1200 or four nights job seeker was 550. a fortnight now just 250 a fortnight economic stimulus for by 3040 and 50% off the unemployed, I've never been more motivated to get a job that doesn't exist. There's more during the largest ever climate emergency is giving billions to the fossil fuel industry for pipelines. Unknown Speaker 15:17Instead of ending emissions of them, every guy is opposite day taking the money for the ball and giving it to the race. You've got to have a go decade ago before it's all gone. God, God, children conditions apply for donations of $6 million or more to the Liberal Party. See the PDF for details. Dan Ilic 15:35Now, fellas, so it is a way of icebreaker so we can get to know each other get to understand our own our own ideas behind climate change, I thought we'd just do a little climate quiz. I've got the answers here that are given to me by Angus Taylor's office, but I want you to answer as truthfully as possible. So first of all, let's get the quiz underway. Folks, what is the best way to lower emissions? I'm sure Mike, what is the best way to lower emissions to jump in whenever you're ready? I shall. I shall go Russia. Osher Gunsberg 16:07I dig things out of the ground. Sell them once and somebody overseas and then burn them? Dan Ilic 16:13Oh, yes. That's correct. That's correct. Very good. All right, next question. Of course, Angus wrote, the best way to lower emissions is to make more emissions. That's what Angus asked me to let you know. All right. Next question. What is the one technology that's going to save the planet? suffocating from greenhouse gas? What is the one technology's going to save the planet from suffocating with greenhouse gas? Freeze? trace. Oh, I'm sorry. It's gas. greenhouse gas. All right. Well, gas. Yeah. More gas. More gas. Yeah, yeah. Okay. What is the best way to strengthen ties without Island neighbours and security partners in the Pacific? What is the best way to strengthen ties without island? Osher Gunsberg 16:55I should allow said Pacific to rise up and swallow them. Yes. That's very, very good. Dan Ilic 17:02Actually. You've done you've done your work here. All right. Excellent. Final question. The world is meeting again, a cop 26 in Glasgow next year. What's the best way to impress our global trading partners at that conference? What is the best way? Osher Gunsberg 17:17Again, a second shirt fronting Dan Ilic 17:21shirt Friday? I'll I'm not. I'm not sure that's quite right. The answer is, I'm afraid it's time to take a hodgepodge of mythical technology solutions not proven to work. And once again, be the bang whale on the supermarket trolley of progress and drag the rest of the world to the 10 items or less line. But arcia Congratulations, you have won the quiz well done. Osher Gunsberg 17:44That's terrible. Well, you want to get that wrong? Dan Ilic 17:48Oh, it's great to have you both here. Now we're all awake. Let's get stuck into the conversation, a satirist and a TV host and a software engineer, or walk into a bar and decide to make climate change the centre of what they do. How does that even happen for us three. Climate change is now part and parcel of our work. But as entertainers and creators of things 10 years ago, probably no really wasn't as important. Mike, let's start with you. How have you managed to kind of put climate at the centre of kind of what you're doing right now? Mike Cannon-Brookes 18:17Look, I think it's obviously a really, really important problem, if not the most existential challenge for humanity, depending on where in the spectrum you fall, I'd be towards the latter end of that spectrum personally. And I don't think it's going to take just, you know, green minded folk to solve. If you ask me, it's as much as an economic problem and a finance problem and a creative problem, storytelling problem. And we need all parts of society to get involved in solve that. Like, I've always been interested in technology, and the economics of things, business and other bits and pieces. So I happen to have some strengths that are super useful. But I, I think it's a good example, on your panel, if you need lots of different types of people to be tackling and attacking this problem. Dan Ilic 19:03What was there a single moment for you was like, was there like an aha moment that can you kind of brought you to this issue that you were like, wow, you know, I gotta do something I can I can do something. Mike Cannon-Brookes 19:13Look, certainly the big big battery from the intro was a large turning point for me personally, sort of got myself involved in a bit of a bingo there. And then, you know, when we got it solved, again, the reason I think that was such an amazing event is rarely have we had a lot of people shit on an ID, then the idea get built in Yeah, it gets proven in such a short period of time. Dan Ilic 19:38Right? If you've never worked, if you've never worked in television, like you've never worked in television that happens all the time. Mike Cannon-Brookes 19:42Well, but it was really instructive for me it because I had to learn a huge amount of content personally and got much more into the electricity system and how it works and why it works and how that affects climate change and emissions. And it was sort of a big startup a big journey for me, I suppose. But secondly, To see all of the stories in politics and other things behind it, and then to have that sort of laid, laid bare really quickly was was just a fascinating exercise. For me as someone who just says, that's just broken. Like I like fixing things that are broken. Dan Ilic 20:15That just seemed unjust. That was not right. People weren't saying the correct things. And I was perhaps naive before that. I think that is a really beautiful phrase like fixing things that are broken. Our show, what about you? How does how does someone go from hosting television shows in Hollywood to kind of being a climate change communicator? Osher Gunsberg 20:33I think, for me, it's because it became an undeniable problem, Dan, you know, became something that it was just, I was no longer able to ignore. If you'll allow me to virtuous virtue signal for just a moment, it was about 22 years ago that I stopped eating meat. When I, you know, I saw I started to struggle with how much resources were required to create the same sort of calorie of plant protein versus animal protein. And I just couldn't get by with that in mind, that's a bit weird. And that was kind of coupled with, you know, I seen with my own eyes or guns, snorkelling on the Great Barrier Reef in 1992. And again, in 2004, in on the same spot, and I was just bamboozled and horrified at what I saw, and, and as the years roll on, and the conversations aren't getting any more progressive, the need to start to talk about this stuff is bigger and bigger. I think, for me, oh, we can talk about it later, as far as you know, the kind of conversations that I've had around this. But Mike's got a really important point there that there's so much more going on. That trying to drive conversations about it is is really, really the only thing that I'm possibly able to do. I mean, I'm not Mike, I can't organise a massive battery to happen, you know, the way that he was able to do, but I can't have conversations and I can, like, if it gets to the point where the bloke accounts, the roses on your television and talking about climate change, it's time we did something. Okay. Dan Ilic 22:02I really love that. That's great. Um, Mike, did you? This is a kind of a strange question to be asking. But I, you know, I certainly ask it from a good faith position. As someone who has worked in climate kind of activism for a while. There may be some people out there who feel like you're a Johnny come lately to this space. Do you feel any kind of resentment from from folks out there? I mean, are you out to steal climate campaigners Limelight? Mike Cannon-Brookes 22:30I mean, simple answer is No, man, I'm trying to help people solve a problem. I've been lucky enough to get myself in a position where when I speak my mind, people listen, which is great. And like Asha is for a totally different reason. Right? When he speaks, people listen, and to solve the problem, as I said, I think you need a lot of different things. Right? And so while Yeah, sure I get on Twitter every so often, and cause a bit of a stink, I mean, have a very large fund. Now, I think we're north of a billion dollars in personal investments between my wife and I and sustainability initiatives. So you know, whenever people say and put your money where your mouth is, I'm like, that's not quite true. And, you know, fortunate enough to be able to back large projects and really make a difference and change things. Have a very different storytelling ability to Asha, because you come from a technology and economics point of view, where you can say, Hey, I firmly believe solving this problem is is an economic problem. It's as much a finance issue as a wholesale thing. I'm glad you said, Mr. Owen before, as it is a technology issue, right? I firmly we don't need a another panel, we need ways of getting more panels out more quickly. And that becomes a finance equation. Right? We can talk about that. But the nexus of technology and science and economics is a really important point to have communicated as well as that I've got, you know, Unknown Speaker 24:03I don't know, I Mike Cannon-Brookes 24:04suppose abilities to to, you know, talk to politicians and talk to opportunities. You call them amazing opportunities, right. And, and it's great. Often when I talk to them, I'm like, trying to convince them to see how the future is going to be it's almost the as I said to someone else, the curse of people that live in technology is we see what's going to happen 1020 years down the line, but we live in a disruptive, constant world. That's what we do. And you're like, well, this is how it works. And they're like, Oh, no, but you know, the power stations have been like this for 30 years and you're like, no, you're operating on 1982 economics like this is not this is just not how it works today. So I just Dan Ilic 24:38love I just love watching you on q&a Monday and just the ability to cut through politicians speak with just in effect effectively. You didn't say what you're saying is bullshit but the way you said it said Oh, sounds like bullshit, but Unknown Speaker 24:55I was warned not Osher Gunsberg 24:56use the word bullshit, which is why use the word buncombe Mike Cannon-Brookes 25:00I would I was just one on this one. So I hope that was all right. Dan Ilic 25:04No, I think you're allowed to say what Unknown Speaker 25:07your look looks like Mike Cannon-Brookes 25:08politicians have a tough job though, because they, they're trying to get elected, right, almost like their primary goal is to get elected. And then their second goal is to get something done. Yeah. And I don't think it should be that way around. But that's the reality of, of what's going on. Right. And so if you don't have to get elected, you can say, well, the correct answer is actually to do this. Let me explain to you why that answer is correct. Rather than, like, let me give the answer that's correct enough to get me elected, but we'll make some form of progress. Dan Ilic 25:38You You both both of you, Mike, and I should have been on q&a, Mike, last night. On Monday night, you were you're very much facts and figures, driving home, what you know, and driving home a vision of what could life could be Asha, your experience was a little different on q&a. It was it was had different kind of words attached to it, you know, very emotional kind of hope and grief are all tied into that. What What was that experience like being on q&a and kind of talking about climate on q&a for you? Osher Gunsberg 26:07Well, for me, if anybody knows my story, it was initially it was quite terrifying. Because I actually had quite a horrible episode of climate anxiety that tipped up into the actually episodes of psychosis and manifested as paranoid delusions. And I was actually when I was living in North America at the time, I was living in Venice Beach and I would go for run down the beach, and I would I try to see the oceans swallowing the houses along the boulevard, there it was, it was really, really horrible. And so it's still Yeah, it's tricky. You know, feeling anxiety having this conversation right now. But for me, being with that discomfort being with that is the only antidote that there is to this and being an action is the only antidote that there is to climate anxiety. You can pretend that it's not there, like a cancer diagnosis, you can wish it doesn't exist. You can carry on buying packs of diaries, you can just keep going and pretend everything's gonna be fine. But you know, that thing is messed metastasizing inside your body is eating you from the inside. Similarly, we just kind of have to be with it. We have to be with how grievous we need to fail, you know, and I did say it across the summertime when I started to see it in other people's eyes, people were talking to me because I've read my book and now like, are you are I actually am because I can see the fear that I saw in myself and other people now. And I get the feeling that I'm not I'm not alone, you know, obviously down experiencing what I was experiencing, because my fear was an irrational fear, Dan, but they get it. And the only antidote, once you've had that time to grieve, and you, once you start to realise it, I think this is what conversations about climate are so hard, because once you start to realise, like, hang on, we've done what, and even if we did everything tomorrow, it would still be worse for like, 20 years. What, like, that's a horrible thing to suddenly realise. And of course, it's confronting, and people don't want to talk about it. And giving people space to feel that is important, and allowing them to be with that grief, because it's only once you've sat in it and gone right then, well, I guess waterfalls of crises are a good thing. Um, what can I do? And then you move into action. And that's really the only thing and that's really what I was trying to talk about on q&a was like, being inaction is the only antidote to climate anxiety. Dan Ilic 28:19Yeah. And, Mike, you are a person of action, you were just talking about kind of your ability to kind of leapfrog competitors and innovate. And to use that overused Wayne Gretzky quote, you know, skating where the puck is going to be, is Australia skating where the puck is going to be? Mike Cannon-Brookes 28:35Look, I don't think we are, but I think we should be. I think perhaps, I think that the climate change problem, let's face it, the climate crisis writ large is an incredibly hard problem to solve. Right? And part of the reason it's incredibly hard problem to solve is because it's a prisoner's dilemma by nature, right? Anytime you have someone bullshit you and say, oh, we're only like a couple percent of the problem. So why do we bother? Let's Let's write it. It's like, okay, you can get upset about that. But it's going to require the entire world to come together and solve this run. However, for Australia, we have this amazing opportunity, which should frustrate us even more, because we actually have an opportunity in this. It's not just doing our 2%. It's the ability for us to build, literally the future of our country. And I think when we talk about skating, where the puck is going to be, it's not about solving again, this is where, you know, long ago now I was all about 200% renewables because just literally it is a thing that makes people think, what do you mean 200%? It's because this is an opportunity for us. We've never been able to have more energy than we need, until you think about it and go Actually, that's all we do. Export is energy. Well, that's all we export. But when I talk about fossil fuels, we are exporting energy. All we're saying is we were evolved that to export a different type of energy. That's an opportunity for us and we have just such an amazing opportunity, not just resources, you've probably had lots of people in the last two days. He's talking about sun and wind and how it could power the entire world five times over from Australia, etc. That's all totally true. We also have the opportunity in the finance community, in the talent we have here. If you think about anybody that's built large scale infrastructure projects, I care if you're building a coal mine, or a large energy export project of a different kind, you need large scale project management, you need project finance, you need engineering, you need electricians, you need all sorts of different bits and people to make this. We have all that expertise in Australia. And we have the resources and the talent. And we need to get people back to work in massive numbers. We're talking about skating where the puck is going to be the single greatest frustration at the moment is that we don't see this as an opportunity and economic opportunity that we should be embracing, which is like never before five years ago, it wasn't true, right? We didn't have the cost models and stuff that we do today. Dan Ilic 30:54that that would be scanning with the puppies. I think, you know, the the notion of 200% renewables or 500% renewables totally blows my mind. It's like, yeah, of course, like, it totally makes sense. And it really annoys me when you when we hearing at the moment, particularly with hydrogen that came out in the Technology Roadmap, and how hydrogens can be made with gas, brown hydrogen, and there's like, what do you like? What are you doing when we've got all this other energy we could use to make hydrogen and we've got the water, we are good by water. We are good by the resources that we need. We like we're good by Sun and water, like good. We think good. Dory anyway. So anyway, I get really annoyed when I hear these, you know, myopic ideas that kind of lock us into into fossil fuels when it's so obvious that that we could execute on something far more innovative. Mike Cannon-Brookes 31:45I should say that we have a sundrenched land with boundless less planes that a windswept? Yeah, well, you can, you can keep going down lots of poetry and be like, we literally want this a long time ago. Dan Ilic 31:57Do that someone will write it, write it down and put it in Comic Sans and email to their uncle. And it'll be used as irrefutable evidence against climate change. So I'll share for you who is someone who is kind of globally minded yourself, like what what would you like to see Australia take to Glasgow next year in terms of in terms of plan? Osher Gunsberg 32:18Um, look, I think the most important thing as as extraordinarily humongous as the the investment that Mike is working on with his wife, and you know, the other people that we've heard over the last two days, we really are going to have to make our country safe for foreign capital, in the in long term policy, we really going to have to make it safe, because if we're gonna get out of this, we are absolutely 100% going to need foreign investment, we're going to need investors to feel safe, and that their investments will be good for 2030 more years here in Australia. And that's what that's what's gonna have to happen. When I first went overseas to study a couple years ago. Anyone that's talked to a Dutch person will understand the directness. Hi, I'm from Australia. Oh, really? What's going on with your country? Why does the carbon tax Why? Why do you still dig up so much coal, and I found myself like having to apologise to this classroom for the people. We are at enormous risk of being overlooked by the international community and the international investment community. I think the days of Australia being like, oh, that kind of scruffy larrikin that gets a roof over here and a pat on the back and off you go, you know, the little schoolboy that's gone over, if we're not clever, we're just gonna get left out of the opportunity, the extraordinary global opportunity that's ahead of us. And countries with sun and wind and bandwidth plans to stay will they'll be the ones that that get the cake and we will be sitting around going. Alright, I guess it is yes. Pacific bass. Oh, yeah. Dan Ilic 33:47It I mean, it is so strange seeing how Bacary out a whole bunch of things. Mike, you you have been having conversations with a lot of politic politicians. The Liberal government is all of a sudden becoming a market interventionist, you know, with what they do with guests, but out of chat with us, as well as energy minister Matt Cain on my podcast a few weeks ago, and he actually said very few, very few liberals are actually into fossil fuels. If that's the case, why do we have the situation today where the federal government is really backing fossil fuels, but the states and territories are leading the charge in renewables? That what is that? What does that disconnect between the states and the federal, federal politicians? Unknown Speaker 34:27How many hours? Do you have the answer that I Dan Ilic 34:28think we've only got 25 minutes. But Mike Cannon-Brookes 34:31look, look, I think for sure the states are taking charge, which is awesome. You could argue to be to be charitable. It's one of the positives of the way that our Federation is constructed, that we do have different groups that can kind of move forward in different ways. I think obviously mats doing a great job in New South Wales. We have a lot of other states are doing an amazing job. I would remind people that the AC T is 100% renewable now. And that's where the parliamentarians federally sit in Parliament House. So that always makes me Ah, feel good that we have one of the Dan Ilic 35:04few only I'm sad. Often houses in the world, in fact markets, the wind from all those politicians that gets those windmills going. So Osher Gunsberg 35:12thank you, Dan. Thank you. You can see yourself as my Dan Ilic 35:14Yeah, I could write for The Daily Telegraph with puns like that. Mike Cannon-Brookes 35:19Look, I think it's it's a it's a complex issue, right. The federal issue obviously involves lots of different complexities that the state driven issues don't. Right. But we have to, we have to work this out. And, again, we have netzero commitments, I believe in every state and territory now, but not federally. So there's a lot of argument about whether it matters federally, does it actually matter? And the answer is, I think it still does matter. But it doesn't matter as much as it would have done if we didn't have one. Right. So I do think we are getting that moving in the right direction. There are certain things that are federally controlled, that we need to move forward on and and to be fair to them they've done put the gas stuff aside for a second. The renewable any energy infrastructure investments, they're making transmission was there great. Like we totally need those and they have to be legit federally done. They announced, you know, for Star, the south and other things that they are federally. Finally, you and I either took too long. Okay, great. wherever we are, we're gonna move forward. framework for offshore wind and offshore other things. Again, we have massive offshore resources, price of offshore has converged to basically the same as price of onshore now. So they are moving in the right direction. Would we like them to move faster? Sure. Does it help to talk and keep pushing and keep moving? Yes, I think it really does. I think the you know, what, great state and federal we need by Dan Ilic 36:52Yeah, I understand that. But I mean, with all this the state with the state territories with the states and territories or committing to net zero by 2050. It shouldn't be hard for the federal government government said, yeah, we are going to commit to net zero by 2050. Because the states are doing it. So we're going to absolutely do it. And it's it's it's like pure leadership play. And it doesn't it doesn't dog whistle to fossil fuel industries or their bass or anything like that. But having a flag in the ground, everyone can run towards it. And coal is still going to be mined, there's gases still going to be pumped. But it's a federal signpost that says yeah, we're we are also good actors in the world. Like it feels like this. It's an opportunity completely missed. And it sends the wrong signal to our neighbours and other people where you know, other people in the world we have to deal with. Mike Cannon-Brookes 37:39Absolutely don't I mean, don't get me wrong in Madrid, we were an international prime. Right, three countries blow up those towards us, Saudi Arabia and Russia. And that not a club that you generally want to be a member of when it comes to basically what what you're doing international diplomacy, etc. Right? Why did we do that over Kyoto credits? Right, like for all the bullshit you want to put around it, that is the literally the reason that we did that. Europeans were trying to make the credits that we're trying to apply for which by the way, should never have been, they were not written into the agreement. It's total bullshit. I forget. It was on was it on q&a, someone else said, it's like, going to your second marriage and saying, Oh, I did a lot of dishes in the first one. In the second marriage, I was like, that is the best. That's why we need crave storytellers like Oscar. And that was like, the explanation. That is literally what we're trying to say is it's a different accounting system in Paris and Canada, like they're completely different. Yeah, but we were not good internationally. How many years? Can you turn off and be not good internationally, and then ask for other things, and we need strategic international diplomacy in our region. We want to be a world leading group. We have to have that. Yeah. We had shut up in Glasgow, and that should have been right now. Without anything, we would have been locked out of the room. I Dan Ilic 38:59Ah, yeah, I get a feeling I get. I get I get the feeling we're still gonna be left at the room with this technology roadmap, but I don't know if that'll change between now then. Mike Cannon-Brookes 39:08I'll show up with just the Technology Roadmap in Glasgow in 12 months time and expect to have any respect on the international community when it comes to climate and emissions. Yeah. We can Trump adjust that Dan Ilic 39:22will lose all that power. Again, I'll shut in the space leadership is hard. And especially in you know, the climate space. Everyone has the ability to unlock their own personal power to affect change. You're a solo operator, though, but but you have enormous power in reaching audiences. Can you kind of paint us a picture of how you use your personal power to try and affect change in the positive ways in space? Osher Gunsberg 39:45I'm just another middle aged white guy in the public eye talking about something that you know he feels is a you know, compassionate thing. Yeah. Dan Ilic 39:53As many people have pointed out to me on twitter at this is what this panel is Yes, Osher Gunsberg 39:58yeah. The three whitest dudes in the room. Look, I've been in one way or another in the corner of people's television, like in the corner of people's living rooms for the past 21 years or so. So, I that buys me about an extra four seconds of your attention, you know? Because I that's that guy. Oh, yeah, the thing, what's he talking about? That gives me about an extra four seconds and a lot can happen in that four seconds, a lot can happen as far as getting people to consider, there might actually be something going on here, you may actually have a lot more power than you then you realise. And, and just try to I guess, you know, model through. I mean, I've had a lot of success on my podcast through having conversations about like, just modelling what a conversation about mental health can look like. And that has been extraordinarily helpful to a lot of people, and has been quite profound as far as effecting change. Similarly, I tried to have conversations on my on my podcast that actually sound like two adults discussing this challenge and the incredible opportunities because I think as a nation, we plant like I'm just trying to fill a gaping, aching chasm of getting the feeling like as an adult in the room that causes extraordinary anxiety in the community. We know that our government believes in science, that's how we crushed the curve on COVID. All right, we know that they're willing to spend money on things that mean something to them, they just don't want to spend money on this. We know they're not people who don't believe in graphs. There are graphs. There's current, there's there's curves, there's curves, there's things there's capacity of hospital capacity that we're all very aware of shiners they know how to read a graph. So here's a similar graph, different colours, similar capacity for sustaining life. So don't tell us you don't know what it's about. I think it's just the feeling that there's, you know, there's this kind of feeling of dread within a community that, that mom and dad just too busy arguing in the front seat, and I don't know where we're driving the kids in the back of losing their mind, we as a nation, we just want to know that mum and dad have got this, we want to know that the adults in the room are taking charge, and we'll be cool, we'll be alright. That's all we need. And we'll be fine. All right, we'll get on with doing our jobs, you get on with doing yours. And I think through that through my ability to have a conversation and a rational conversation in public on Well, this is what it sounds like to talk about the reality, to discuss the grief of what we're losing what we will lose what we cannot ever get back. And then to talk about the opportunity, extraordinary chance we have right now to rebuild that country, for our children, for our grandchildren. It's astonishing, that we don't have these conversations on a wider level and have Dan Ilic 42:26Can you tell us what your audience is feeling when you have these conversations? What kind of feedback you get, particularly on your climate conversations? What like, what are they saying to you? Osher Gunsberg 42:34I think it's a two handed thing, because I don't think you can fully appreciate, you know, the way I try to talk about it, Dan, it's I think that it's not like we don't have the ability to discuss this, we have all the ability to handle the psychology behind inaction on climate already. Okay, it is the same denial. And I can speak to this from my own experience as someone who's been sober 10 and a half years, it's the same denial that you have around alcoholism on the signs, and all you have to anything you're addicted to the amount of justification, the amount of manipulation, the amount of lying, the amount of I don't know should be right should be right? The amount of constantly using this thing that you know, is ultimately going to kill you. But you're so terrified of change, and you just can't picture any other way you keep doing it. That is that's the type of alcohol gambling, sex, whatever. Here we are, folks, here we are. But the thing about being addicted is it's a life of restriction. When you're addicted to anything, things just get smaller and smaller and smaller. Once you find your way into sobriety from that addiction, once you become recovered from that addiction, the opportunities just explode. All right. And I've seen this time and time and time again, the same psychological things that we have within our brains, that we've used to find help for people who are addicted to substances we can use to help people find out of this situation. Dan Ilic 43:51I totally agree with you there. Like just even having a summit like this is really important by having people who are knowledgeable and understand what the future could look like to be able to paint what that future looks like, can unlock a whole bunch of hoping everyday people like you, like you wouldn't make sorry, might not count counting you like an everyday person because you're in this industry. But like, you know, regular Joe's to kind of think big about what the future could look like. Mike listening to this for you, who has someone who has put climate at the centre of their business and their businesses, and someone who has really put their money where their mouth is, what should other businesses do? Like what's what's a great way a great simple way to get the ball ball rolling, if you if you run teams or you you run businesses, what's the great way to kind of get the ball rolling in this space to really start applying pressure to change the way they do things. Mike Cannon-Brookes 44:46Um, probably depends on which sort of business you're running, I suppose for large businesses, I think, and again, this is what for me it comes down to economics. I I'm a deep believer. I should say that Start that the money like that drives things. Economics drives things like economics is a study of human behaviour. Actually, it's not a study of money, right? It's about utility. And you know, when you get into supply, demand and etc, we have rational actors and game theory and everything else, right? The best way to solve this problem, if you ask me is solving the economics. And what's frustrating is we've gotten to the point that the economics is favourable. So just like if you have a house in Australia, and you're not one of the 3 million households that has panels on the roof, and you own that house, I realise if you're insisting upon building, we've got to solve those problems separately. Putting panels on will save you man, like, it's almost like, there's enough financing options out there to get those panels for free onto your roof, that you're just kind of giving away money by not having them on your roof, right, that's an economic problem that's in a good spot, not quite as batteries, but we will get there, right? If you're running a business, for some reason, people go to the business and don't think the same way. Right. One of the things I've done a lot of work with Ari 100, which is a great group trying to drive globally started by IKEA and Microsoft and Lego and others. Atlassian was one of the first members in Australia. And now we've got, I think all of the big banks and a whole bunch of other great members, john D, runs out has done a fantastic job driving large scale corporates to join. The biggest reason that convinces him to join is they will save money for their business, a business will run cheaper, right? And if you want to talk to business and get them to move, that's often the best way to do it. Right? is like, hey, what if you build next he was $8, not $10. Like, Hey, I'm interested, now I'm listening. He so I do think people's businesses can benefit from this in a financial way, right. And you can feel good while doing it. There's nothing wrong with feeling good about what you're doing. But the same problem for the the nation of Australia in terms of this could create shitloads of jobs. Oh, hang on, man. I've seen the guys into my visit. And they're not they're not doing renewables. I'm like, most of the hottest jobs being created today are in renewables. Like, we're gonna have a debate about narrow bar versus renewable energies. And in terms of jobs, the energy on when Dan Ilic 47:09I don't know, whoever's running Smart Energy summit sound video right now, if you could just go back and capture Mike's last 30 seconds, that'd be a great gift. Mike Cannon-Brookes 47:18It is the frustration. But you should take that home your business, I guess is what I'm saying is the economics of what we have in terms of today's technology is really good for your business, for your household, and for the nation of Australia because of the resources we have. And that is what the story that we need to keep telling. And it takes people a long time to understand that that is the story. And understand that that story will be better every single year. But it's already positive economics for the country. The business there. So Dan Ilic 47:51is that kind of what you fundamentally believe that others don't believe Mike, what's is that the disconnect? Mike Cannon-Brookes 47:58Yes, I believe it's a finance and economics problem. That's the best way to solve it. There's probably one thing I fundamentally believe that often others don't believe how to speak for everybody else. It's a bit like for me, it's like recycling, right? If I tell you that you should recycle 5% of population will be the do gooders and do the right thing. Soon as I pay five cents a bottle, it's like 80% of people will recycle or something. And so financial incentives and utilities actually do make a big sense in the economic world. So I do think it's a finance problem, we should remember that almost all almost all renewable technologies are large capital low input, if not zero input. What that means is all the money is spent upfront. And you know, you put panels on your roof cost you five to 10, grand, and then it's free after that you can get up with a shimmy and walk them every so often if you want to. So the 20 years are free. That's what financing does. Financing loans, etc, is about how do we make it so that you can get those panels cheaper, quicker, it's like a credit card or a mortgage. Right? These are exactly the same devices, we invented the mortgage in the Depression of the 1930s, to help people buy houses. And we said, You know what, you can live in that house for 30 years, we're gonna work out the financing equation, you're gonna pay twice the price of the house, or whatever it is over the time, but you're gonna like having a house. So this is really good. We invented the mortgage. We're constantly trying to do financing activities for all clean technologies, because the generally zero input cost, large scale capex up front, where finance is perfect. The second thing that I think I believe in is I believe in learning rights of modular technologies. deeply, deeply, deeply as a technologist. This is super important, and I believe far too few people understand this. Dan Ilic 49:37What is this elaborate on this? I don't know what you're talking about. Mike Cannon-Brookes 49:41It's all the panels batteries. Wind turbines. These are modular technologies, right? By that I mean, if I have one panel or a million panels, I just make more of the same thing. Right? It's why chips get cheaper is because we make slightly better chips and we make a bigger factories that make more chips right naturally. A lot of That ends up being more important, right? More of the reduction of the cost of a solar panel now is coming from manufacturing scale. And installation costs then from bit asides and building better panels. But these are modular technologies, they will always win once they reach the point of scale that begets the learning rate, which makes them cheaper, which means that they get more scale, which means that they get more money, right? If you're in technology, we've seen this in chips. We've seen it in cameras, the camera in your mobile phone in 10 years, improved quality per pixels per dollar a thousandfold. Right, so we got either 1000 times cheaper, or it got 100 times cheaper and 10 times more powerful or some combination, right? This is the way that technology works when that technology is modular. Lots of technologies are not modular, and that is unfortunate. So those learning rates do not apply to everything, but they do apply to solar batteries, etc. And they are like Moore's law and chips Swanson's law and solo. These laws aren't laws of physics, but they will happen next year, I've had discussions with politicians where I say Do you realise that batteries have gotten like 10 times cheaper or three times longer lasting or twice as light, or any of these sort of facts? Now I gave it you don't know that will happen next year. And I'm like, ah, but I do. I can't tell you in the next three months. But I can tell you if I look 234 years that will absolutely continue. Dan Ilic 51:25Like Don't take this the wrong way. But with with your hair and stuff, it looks into your hoodie, you could be like a wizard of technology. Mike Cannon-Brookes 51:33But this is like if we understood this, again, we would never build any more fossil technologies at large scale, because 30 years from now, it won't make sense, right? 10 years from now what makes sense. And we kind of know that based on today. But we seem to we struggle with that future pricing equation. A lot. The learning rate of modular technologies has to be understood, as has the financing question Dan Ilic 52:01asked, what about the scalability of podcasts? Are there enough a podcast and to reach enough people to convince them to jump on board this clean energy train? Osher Gunsberg 52:09I don't know how many middle aged white men are there? Because we all need a podcast? Look, honestly, I'm just just just just vibing on Mike cannon Brookes extraordinary, like Alan Malala is kind of ability to restructure and recreate our, you know, this problem and looking at it like an engineering problem, I really have to agree with what Mark was talking about there. As heartbreaking as it is, and you're here on this resume, because you have seen the graphs and you know what's going to happen. So you are here from an emotional reason, probably all right. There's very few people here from a financial reason, once it becomes a financial reason, this will change overnight. And I've got to acknowledge at how much it sucks to wait for that economic reason to become viable. But unfortunately, that is the way of the world. And we just have to wait. But it will absolutely. Mark's already talking about these tipping points where things the cleaner, greener option is the cheaper, scalable, more replicable option. But we just have to wait for that. Which is really, really horrible if you're an endangered species. But that's you know, that's that's the truth. That's where Mike Cannon-Brookes 53:12we've already got that point. It's coming. Right? Like we've already gotten on a number we should we all need to stop saying it's coming. It's here. It is here today. Yeah, right in a lot of technology. And we need to say that that we've reached that point. We are beyond that point. When people talk about the cheapest source of new power generation being renewables, they're telling the truth, but they're also a couple years late. And so as a community or whatever, we need to stop saying these things are coming in the future. These both will create jobs and cheaper energy. And this is like today's world, not Tomorrow's World one Exactly. To get thrown around is fun. I'm not saying it's wrong on the fly. But why politicians is Yeah, we need some more technology, like in five years or 10 years or 20 years. We'll get there. I'm like we're fucking there right now. Yeah, we need to keep saying that. I can't stress that enough. Osher Gunsberg 53:58I'm agreeing. I'm agreeing with you market just yet. Which is like the I'm what I'm doing is I'm agreeing saying like the idea of pushing people to understand that the financial decision is the right decision right now. It's the emotional decision. That's the thing that people reacted, that's they will go, Oh, no, no, no sort of thing on Facebook. If it's an emotional decision, people want to shut it down and reject it. But if it's financial decision, people go, hang on what I can save money. And then that's the way that's the way and so to answer your question, Dan, I don't know how many podcasts but definitely conversations and it's everyday conversations. And it's literally is when someone says, gee, it's a nice day today. Yeah, it is. It's 30 degrees. It's the fourth of September shouldn't be 30 degrees. Dan Ilic 54:37question here from Christine mill. Mike. Have you considered the batteries on on the mainland? will eclipse pumped hydro storage based in Tasmania, and we'll leave the lettuce stranded. Mike Cannon-Brookes 54:50Ah, look, that's a deep nuance energy question. I don't do my Tasmania and I believe that leaves a lot of stranded because there it's already built. so pumped hydro has a 50 year lifetime. And if you've already kind of paid off the capex, then you should be okay with that. pumped hydro is a good example of a non modular technology. Every time you build pumped hydro, largely, the pumps are modular. But the engineering required to work out this piece of water, that bit of water, the pipes, the pumps, the the the angles, like it's an engineering project engineering projects are not very scalable. I can find any field and roll out solar panels with, you know, very, very quickly. So, yes, they will. I think one of the big things for Australia is probably about snowy Hydro and snowy hydro two, and specifically, whether that's a good investment or a bad investment. I generally fall down that that's a good investment, not a great investment. It is not the best thing we could have done with that amount of money. But it's not a terrible thing to do with the money. Right. From the point of view of storage. Will batteries be cheaper by the time that is ready? That is a great question. Dan Ilic 55:57Yeah, another question about the New South Wales government, which today has announced the neraby the narrabri gas project is going ahead, Mike, what are your thoughts on that project? Does it have a chance of being found? Mike Cannon-Brookes 56:09You're gonna get a shitload of hot water here? Um, firstly, I think it was the independent planning commission that said they could go forward from what I understand not the New South Wales, I'm not sure how the relationship between those two To be fair, but I'm not sure if it was New South Wales Government stamp that I can I can ethically disagree with that. At some level, I have to hope that they've all done their correct work on planning and everything else and have the right controls. I don't know if the project will go forward from a financing perspective. If I was Santos, and looking at the finances, I would think that would be a struggle to get up and running. You know, you need to be betting on $1 A Giga Joule gas a long time in the future for that to all make sense. Look, if they're going to put private capital and we've done the environmental concerns, that's fine. I don't have to agree with it personally, right. But at some level, you can't just always be tearing down the structures that we have that said, Do I think it's necessary? We're gonna bring Australia's power prices down? Absolutely not like let's, I'm very clear with gas. Give me the word off the gas. Dan Ilic 57:13And then let's separate all these concepts because the blurring of the stories gets very confusing, like I said, on q&a. There's the extraction, there's the transport, there's the price is a Mike Cannon-Brookes 57:24totally different things and totally different timescales. Right, if you're talking about the next three to five years, and beyond any of that three or five years, right, they'll probably still be debating various concerns about groundwater and salt and all absolutely valid things to be debating three years from now, Dan Ilic 57:41do you get you get phone calls from the guest lobby? Mike, do you get phone calls saying Hey, Mike, let's turn maitain into us thing get on our side? I just wanted to say that jack, another question from Blair heavy Mike Cannon-Brookes 57:52told me that we've got call in the coalition and I'm gonna tell you there's also lithium ion Unknown Speaker 57:58high Mike Cannon-Brookes 58:01in there, right, we've just got to flip it from one to the other. Dan Ilic 58:03Blair asks my cow can the current government refuse to even see the economic benefits and pick a polluting now done energy source such as gas when it so clearly does not make financial sense? So like, what what is that? What decision Do you think in your mind that they've made? Mike Cannon-Brookes 58:22Look, this is where a politician has very different job than that's how our society works, right? I understand that they are trying at some level to navigate themselves away from coal and get two other things right. And and the way they did the transition fuel is also a transitionary policy platform of fossil fuels that gets you kind of away without any elegant this dismount. I don't think we need that dismount. Right, but you might need it. If you're trying to get elected, that's totally different. We don't need it from an energy point of view. We don't need it from a country point of view. We don't need it from an economic point of view. However, they are, we should give them credit. Again, sometimes people like to make these things black and white. And the answer is always a bit of grey, we should give him credit. The largest announcement made two weeks ago was a couple of hundred million bucks for renewable and energy infrastructure, transmission infrastructure. That was the largest dollar commitment. The largest job commitment was the same thing. So sometimes the announcement it's important gets buried in the, you know, the other stuff. Secondly, I think it's really important and what I would like to keep repeating, there was an implicit, we're moving to 100% renewables. In those announcements. This is the first time the government has said that on the other side, we had Alba's saying we're going to be renewable energy superpower. Let's focus on the long arc of time. That was a stratospheric shift from our current government to implicitly say whether they said we're moving to hydrogen, you definitely need gas. Let's spend a lot of time talking about gas. Wait a second. Let's go back to what you just said. Up front. You admitted we're moving on grid to 100% renewables and beyond. That's a big step. I get why you didn't like that the headline, even though I would make that the headline, and you can argue it's took too long. Doesn't matter. Yeah, we're gonna get there. Dan Ilic 1:00:09Is it gonna be like the NBN? Like it? They'll say that in 50 years time, they'll be like, Oh, you know what we were wrong back then we're actually actually gonna really go Mike Cannon-Brookes 1:00:17down again. Again, one of the reasons we're trying to keep them honest, I suppose about this Ladell replacement thing, and they've already come down from 1000 megawatt hours, which by the way, is a classic. If you're a politician, You make it sound bigger. You can't make it one gigawatt. Unknown Speaker 1:00:29What are they? What are they 1000 megawatts because Mike Cannon-Brookes 1:00:31it sounds bigger. I'm like, well, let's make it a million kilowatt plant. It's a billion watts. I don't understand the numbers. But anyway, let's just say it's already gone from 1000 megawatts to 250. Right? Wow. I put my money that never gets built. Dan Ilic 1:00:44I think it was seven times a court who said that he read a tweet from his last week that a 250 megawatt plant was run by 13. People think of all the job it will create. Mike Cannon-Brookes 1:00:55Hundred 50 megawatt plant. We instal that much residential solar every month in this country. Wow. 250 megawatts a month. Right. So let's go forward three and a quarter years. That's 10 gigawatts of residential solar installed without any growth whatsoever. If it flatlines from here, and it's growing like this. So if it flatlines, we'll get 10 gigawatts, two or 50 megawatts as much as people want to say it's big, it's fucking tiny. Right? It's a tiny, tiny, tiny amount of our grid, it won't get built, unless the government forces it in with subsidies. And if they do, tell us how much the subsidy is or how much the investment is, and I'll give you 345 better options. straightaway. Dan Ilic 1:01:35They were sending something really telling I think on insiders when spezia was interviewing skybow talking about not committing to the net, net zero 50. And scomo was like oh, yeah, no, we'll get in it serious 50 by the end of the century, Unknown Speaker 1:01:49it's like God, it's so frustrating. Dan Ilic 1:01:50And I think kitaen Joshi wrote a great piece saying, well, by the government's own admission, their emissions will get to net zero by 2300. I don't think I don't think that's a don't think we have a long arc of time, is what is what particular Blair's replied to me saying we don't have a long arc of time as well. I don't think we have that long arc of time to actually make these changes. How can we accelerate that? Or how can we put pressure on as, as voters to get our politicians to accelerate those changes to push for net zero 50 or net zero by 30? In the process, Osher Gunsberg 1:02:24it's got to be where you spend your money, Dan, we vote every three years or whatever down the state schools, but we vote every single day where we spend our dollars. I think there was a like a 2014 study out of Princeton that show that public protest often has a like a near zero impact on on government policy. What makes people stand up is where people are suddenly not spending their money. That's where decisions get made. And we have that choice. As a nation, we have the choice of we all decided to go like one day a week without buying petrol. People would lose their minds as a whole nation when when that's it. We're not buying petrol for a week, because when upset about the way the fuel lobbies done, it would be changed overnight. All right, we have that power, we absolutely have that power. It's just in the organisation. And it's where you spend your money. As Mark was saying, if you start if the rooftop solar keeps going in that direction. There's no way that the industry won't adjust to that. But that's people making a decision on the bottom line of their household budget, hundred percent. And that's where we have the ability to affect change every single day. You are not powerless. Every dollar you spend is a vote. Dan Ilic 1:03:29Thanks, Ayesha. That was brilliant. I think we're out of time. So big thanks to Mike and and Brooks and Asha Gunzburg. It's been a real privilege talking with you and yelling with you about climate change and energy transitions. I had a real wonderful time. And really, this is a highlight of my year so far. And let's face it, it's 2020. So low standards, but still pretty good stuff I have to say. Osher Gunsberg 1:03:51Thanks, Dan. Thanks, Mike. Dan Ilic 1:03:52Thanks, guys. Thanks a lot, everyone. Unknown Speaker 1:03:56GM, great, a small podcast Osher Gunsberg 1:03:58of our generation. Well in what did you think of that? Linh Do 1:04:00That was great. I was surprised by how entertained I was. I mean, it makes sense. You had one of Australia's most famous TV people, although that said, given given that Asha did name dropping university, I feel I need to name dropping university as well. So I'm going to name drop Harvard. So there's a Harvard academic called Erica Genworth, who actually believes civil disobedience is not only the moral choice that we have for combating climate change or any sort of other social issue, but it's one of the most powerful ways of shaping world politics. So her research, one of the things I've geeked out on, looks at hundreds of campaigns over the last century, and it's found that it's 3.5% of the population engaged in a social issue. It has never failed to bring about political change. So yes, it's important where you spend your money for sure. But actually, that's really important in Australia, what what does that look like? That looks like 900,000 people actively engaging. So you know, last year school strike alone, we had 300,000 people attend and you know, there were many people who couldn't make it. myself included, I have the flu. As you know, even pre carpet, I knew it wasn't good for me to go and spread my germs. But we look at some of the populations around the world that you know, have taken measurable action on climate change. And what do you know, 3.5% of a population has engaged so cambre, which is you know, as mentioned, 100% renewable energy paired with now. They had over 3.5% of their population go to the climate marches last year. The same is the case in New Zealand as well and a bunch of other places around the world. So, dear listeners, never forget political action is still important. But other than that great interview. Dan Ilic 1:05:37Lynn, can we get Erica chin was on the show. Linh Do 1:05:40That would be amazing. I don't think she's a billionaire. And I don't think she's very famous on TV. But I think she has like some phenomenal thoughts around. Actually we can do more than just far and we can do more than just spend our money, how we show up and how we use our voices. I think Matt is just as much Dan Ilic 1:05:57Big thanks to rode mics Bertha foundation go neutral, Jacob round on the tepanyaki timeline. Also Big thanks to the Smart Energy Council for letting me publish this audio from this session here. irrational fear is back in two weeks, we're having a little bit of a break because we've been so flat out with Nina ayama, and Gretel a Jackson and the week after that with Zoe combs, ma and Concetta Cristo. And we'll be back with the greatest moral podcast of our generation in November, where we chat with YesI moseby. And Sophie marjanovic, who are organising a gigantic campaign for the Torres Strait, to take the Australian Government to the UN to fight them on their lack of climate action. It's a fascinating chat. You'll be in tears. I've just started editing it now. It's, it's really great. Linh Do 1:06:39I can't wait to listen to that, given our track record, I would think that they have a really good chance of winning. And there's so many cases again, around the world of people taking the government's to action. So got on the crew up north. Dan Ilic 1:06:52One of the interesting things about that chat I've had with those folks is that Sophie was saying that it doesn't matter if the UN comes down on the side of the Taurus, right? And Australia does nothing. It's often just a preset and like setting that precedent will allow other populations to take their countries to court and get the same result. And then those countries can take action. So even if we do if I call that something special we can give to the rest of the world. Linh Do 1:07:14Great. It's the least we can do given we won't even sign a biodiversity pledge. Dan Ilic 1:07:18Thanks for listening to irrational fears greatest moral podcast of our generation. 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And I think we can all agree that during last night's presidential debate, Donald Trump finally became Fira. I say debate. But it was so confusing. I thought I'd tuned into the two old guys from the Muppets breaking up. To be honest, when you think about what's going on in America and the world right now, they really should have conducted the debate of resume that way. Not because of Coronavirus or anything like that. But chris wallace would have had access to a mute button. But we lay different people took different things from the debate like conservative coalition Trump supporters who and this is true, complained that Biden didn't answer any questions. I mean, they're not run. Dive, let's start with you. How you feeling about Biden, should he have answered More questions? Dave Anthony 5:49Oh, well, that's a tough one. There's a couple of things with Biden, first of all, it's hard to answer question when a man just keeps jabbering at you constantly. Like there's no way it's good. But also, Biden needs a lot of time to ramp into his questions, make some mistakes, correct course. stutters Dumbo, correct course. So he needs a really long, long runway, and then he gets to come up and then crash the plane and then taken off again. So it's hard for him just in general. But But he he did, I would I would give him a two out of 10. Dan Ilic 6:25Fred, how did you feel that the debate? I'm, Unknown Speaker 6:29I'm worse than I could have imagined, you know, and you don't like I'm sure the entire world wants to see someone fillet Donald Trump on the national international stage. But no one more than an American who has to live under this regime. Let's call it what it is. So it's like, it's just the biggest you get so sorry for me, you get so hard. Like you're just like, Oh, you're so ready to go. When you watch a debate. And then, you know, did I wish there were performance enhancing drugs? Because Biden could not bring it he couldn't get it? I mean, look, he's in his. It happens. You know, in your 70s I'm sure it's only natural, not judging. But it was it was really it's hard. It's always hard to watch whether it's Clinton who you know, was respectable, or Biden who tried to level with people but really couldn't. You know, as a comic, you're like, just get some zingers. Just get a couple zingers make fun of his $70,000 Unknown Speaker 7:32expense on his hair. That's it. Unknown Speaker 7:35Yeah, he and also the, the makeup factor the fact that they don't like how could you? How could you sit there and know he spent 70,000 on his hair and not say what are you paying for your makeup? $5 like just hit the guy. It's so easy. It's so easy. He is a walking talking thing to mock. It would just be non stop with anybody who just had their mental mental acuteness together such Lewis Hobba 7:58a tough ask I I have no idea how you would prepare to debate Donald Trump because you can go low. But if you do once you get down to that sort of street fight, he's so much better. There's no one better at kicking people in the balls on the street than he is. You do have to try to like, be there. But just like he makes you fight your fight it is. It's like playing like kids sport like on the 12 soccer or something. Sometimes a really shit team will beat a really good team, just because the complete lack of organisation throws a good team off their game. Unknown Speaker 8:32Yeah, I would just say though, that there is a there is a kind of comedian and David Letterman is that type of comedian who in his autobiography described how they were the Funny Kids, and he was the guy who made fun of the Funny Kids. So you need that type of person who knows how to undermine everything he says, and just keep making fun of what he is and what he's doing. highlight what he's doing and and make it seem really stupid, as opposed to just those direct hits. You take what he's saying, and you throw it back at him. Lewis Hobba 9:06Let's dive up to Is he Unknown Speaker 9:11coming? No. Lewis Hobba 9:13no introduction. Made the president Dave Letterman Dan Ilic 9:17great. What we need is another white 70 year old guy Unknown Speaker 9:21in the room together, maybe they can do this job. Dan Ilic 9:25I'll form some sort of Voltron with the rector. Unknown Speaker 9:31I think Al Franken would have been the perfect sort of human being to run against him if he wasn't latch. You know, that's a drop. Like that type of that type of guy. Dan Ilic 9:41It didn't stop Trump did it? Unknown Speaker 9:44It didn't. It didn't. I mean, it's hard. Dan Ilic 9:46It's kind of trumpian logic to kind of say someone will do it better but I it during the entire debate. I just couldn't help but think what if Warren was up there, I really felt like she would have been an incredible attack dog and would have been on the front foot and would have smiled at him. And outpaced him every step of the way. Unknown Speaker 10:03Yeah, I think Bernie Sanders, same thing, but more on policy, which is not really what you need, you really do need sort of style, and you need to shut him up. And I definitely think you know, Warren in her attack, even on Bernie, which came out of left field, yeah, very dinero star Gary and in my opinion, I was like, you know, good, fine. Like she could have definitely handled that. The one thing that it said about Biden, God, if there is a silver lining, it's that he actually does Listen, like one He's, uh, he, you know, cognitively, he might be, you know, slightly a little bit less sharp than he should be. But his hearings great. And if that's any sign for how he might govern, hey, that's pretty good. If we can ever get over the other side, you know, like, he hears things, he hears people he can listen. And he had to do all that Lewis Hobba 10:57hearing through the pieces that he put in. That's really Unknown Speaker 11:01it's such a sad thing. This year, you're saying it's good that he can hear Lewis Hobba 11:10your bass here? It's the equivalent of kind of going like he's just recovering from a fall. Dan Ilic 11:18Was there a moment for either of you that really made the moment of the debate? Unknown Speaker 11:22Well, you know, I'm a big climate change guy. So watching the talk about climate change really made my head just kind of snap and explode. And I wanted to really jump into the TV at first slap Trump and then slap Biden, like it was really just a, Dan Ilic 11:34they both weren't very good on that at all. Like, I know, it goes both ways. There Biden in the same paragraph, said, Doug, well, the green New Deal, the green new deal will pay for itself. And then he backed it up saying, Oh, I don't back the green new deal at all he got, he got really flustered. He was like selling something, and then immediately discounting it in the same breath. It was pretty astounding. Emily Atkins from the hated newsletter, right? The climate change section was the only section that Trump didn't interrupt because he didn't know what to say, because he doesn't know shit. And nothing particularly more when they started talking about fuel economy standards as a way to make the environment better. And upon that question, Biden said, Why have you relaxed fuel economy standards that are going to create more pollution from cars and trucks? And then Trump went on this one minute read? He said, Well, I've got it in front of me, I'm just gonna write it out fine. Like, well, well, well, not really, because what's happening is the car is much less expensive, and it's much safer car and you talk it about a tiny difference. And then what would happen because of the cost of the car, you would have at least doubled and triple the number of cars purchased. We have the old slugs out there that are 1012 years old, if you did that the car would be safer, it will be much cheaper by 30 $500. Nothing about climate change or emissions. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 12:48Was there for I feel like there wasn't even a full sentence in there. He but let me just say, though, that he This is truly the logic they're trying to spin not the Trump administration has rollback 100 environmental regulations, they want us to die as quickly as possible. They want to burn the planet as quickly as possible. But I will say, buried in one of their like Transit Authority, sort of summaries on why they were rolling back the emissions. They said, it's too late. Like that's almost a quote, essentially, why we're making all this money and the planets going to hell anyway. So it was like, he knows and that was the other thing is Biden not being able to come back and being like, you think this guy gives a shit whether you live or die like you want? This this man who laughed in the face of the wildfires? Dan Ilic 13:36Trump talking about how people in Europe live in forest houses. That was pretty exciting. There's so many city forces. Yeah, there's like everyone in everyone in Europe lives in fucking Fern Gully. That's what that's all I took away from that. Unknown Speaker 13:51I was a city I was like, I worked for city city. Lewis Hobba 13:57This was advertised like they're all blue. Dan Ilic 14:01And one of the things that often comes up after debates like this is people will journalists mainly on Twitter go wow. The only winner of tonight's debate a comedians. Dave, comedians, the winners of moments like this in American politics. Unknown Speaker 14:14No, no. What the fuck? Listen, the reason that they say that is because of Jay Leno. Jay Leno. He everything everything went to just being dumb. And he just and he had the dancing ido judges when when OJ Simpson was on trial, it was like there was no morality. He just did whatever it took to get a laugh. And so since then, everyone's been like the comedian is gonna love this. No, the comedians actually have like morals and understanding. And so they get actually comedians are actually generally terrified of fascism, where other comedians support it, but most of us were pretty as a group against fascism. So we're not actually really thrilled about a debate in which a guy just flat out comes out as a fascist. Not not great. Not Huge fan. Unknown Speaker 15:00He's so hack. I mean, this is the thing this is I Trump is hack himself. He's a bad drunk, open mic comedy doing racist, sexist material that only gets a laugh because people are astounded he's even doing it. So that's like the laugh is like the asshole laugh. And I'm tired so boring. You can feel an audience sigh when you start to bring up the president because you're like, Ah, you can feel it in the room because nobody wants to be reminded the guy is his own satire. So why, you know eijiro one about a you know, the the people believe that there is a mysterious figure named q shrouded in darkness that runs a sex cult underground and is trying to topple Donald Trump or like, Yeah, man, we're living in bribes. Like that's, Lewis Hobba 15:50that's right there. We came here for fun. Yeah, it is. It is genius, though. And I know this is not like a new point. But that that is the hard thing that to get over and get around, which is how to deal with someone who it is boring to bring up his constant failure. Dan Ilic 16:08Yeah, totally. And it's also difficult to be a comedian against someone who is genuinely quite funny. Like he is he makes him read a bit. Trying to hit funny with funny is so difficult with someone that's already undercutting the office themselves. It's so it's so strange. Lewis Hobba 16:25And it's just very hard to me like that guy's a white supremacist when he's like, Yes, I'm a white supremacist. I get it. When there's no shame. You need shame. If it like this, without shame, there's nothing to stick to. It's just the throwing shit at shame Teflon pan. Unknown Speaker 16:42But I still want to scrape the bottom of that pan though. Like I think there's more to go and I look I want him out in November or excuse me, by the end of you know, he won't leave but you know what I'm saying? I in an ideal world by January Dan Ilic 16:55in an ideal world after a long protracted Civil War sometime 2023 you know, it'd be great Unknown Speaker 16:59you know, when stuff smouldering you know, I'd like to be able, but before he goes, I really do want to see what else he'll do for by being baited into it. He drank water on camera because people baited him into it because they said he couldn't. I think he wears adult diapers and I want to bait him into like, will he and won't his audience and his base just cheer and elation when they see the jockey and they you know, like the scene and 16 candles or whatever. They're holding up the underwear. What Unknown Speaker 17:32I was saying yesterday is when they were coming out and saying Biden is wearing an earpiece, Biden should have said you can inspect me for an earpiece. If we can expect inspect Donald for diapers and then just left Italy and that would be the whole conversation and it would end. Unknown Speaker 17:48Europe they live that far cities they call forest cities. They maintain their forests, they manage their forests. It's a forest city. Unknown Speaker 17:56Your fear is rational. Dan Ilic 17:58Our interview guest on this week's podcast shot to fame for 11 days when he was White House press secretary before being unceremoniously fired by Trump making him one of the most memorable x cast members from the apprentice West Wing condition ever. By day he manages $9 billion funds by not he's raising money for the Lincoln project and anti Trump political action committee that's run by Republicans. Welcome to irrational fear Anthony Scaramucci. It's good to be here. Thank you guys for having me on. Oh, it's great. You know, we've we've got Francesca fiorentini. We got Dave Anthony and Lewis hubby here to go. Just before we go what's what's the most appropriate way to address us at Anthony Mr. Scaramucci, the mooch Unknown Speaker 18:36all three of those names are better than some of the other names that have been used. So you can go with any of those names still be fine. Yeah. Lewis Hobba 18:43What's your least favourite? Unknown Speaker 18:46Oh, this is typical Ozzie question right. So I have to use psyops on you now and say Scaramucci. Call me anything you want. It's all good. I just think it's ironic. That's like your Southern Southern Italians and southern Australians are very similar. So I think I'm picking it up. Yeah, both Dan Ilic 19:05are riddled with Coronavirus. Unknown Speaker 19:07I think it's funny. Anthony, you're on a podcast with someone who's got more of an Italian name than you do. Francesca fiorentini. So, Unknown Speaker 19:15I noticed that right away Francesca even have more syllables than me, because I have a little bit of syllable envy right now. Unknown Speaker 19:23Italian. Dan Ilic 19:24Let's talk a little bit about the Lincoln project merge. How does someone who worked at the White House end up campaigning against the man in the White House? Unknown Speaker 19:31Well, you know, I wrote a lot about it back in 2019. But the short answer is I've changed a lot. I think the at the end of the day, one of my liberal critics, I think it was on television, they said well, you know, he was talking about Mexicans and rapists and 2015. And so in 2019, you disavowed your support. Nothing about him changed and my response was, well, maybe he didn't change but I have changed it become more psychologically minded, I become more aware of the tribulations and the stress that he's putting on other people. I become more aware that the ends, frankly, do not justify the means this whole moral equivocation about policy and cognitive dissonance. And so the you know, the answer to the question is it got to a point where it became impossible to support them anymore and maintain your personal integrity. Dan Ilic 20:27You didn't know that when you went into the White House? Unknown Speaker 20:30That's a big question. No, see, but no, you're asking the same question that my liberal friends ask. And so this is the big that kind of dilemma. 63 million people did vote for him. So I think you have to pay close attention to Why? Because everybody has a different reason for voting for him. So my reasons were, I was a lifelong Republican, I was working for Jeb Bush, he dropped out of the race. There were two people running it was Secretary Clinton, or, or then Donald Trump. And I made the mistake of going with Donald Trump because I was overlooking. And again, I don't justify this only now you do is apologise for it, I made the mistake of overlooking some of his moral shortcomings and some of his verbal rhetoric up because I thought it was the better of two choices. So I have to own that mistake. You know, I'm not one of these guys, that's going to sit here and try to defend it. All I can do is apologise for it. And so when you say that, I didn't know that the answer is yes, I did know that. But you're down to two choices. Imagine all of us are on the publicly traded Board of a company. And you're hiring two people, and the philosophical things that you've been with your whole career. I'm a lifelong republican i my first vote was for ronald reagan in 1984. And so I went with, that's where you went wrong? And that was a mistake. What's that? Unknown Speaker 21:50I said, that's where you went wrong foot in the first place? Unknown Speaker 21:53Yeah, well, listen, I mean, you know, there's a lot wrong with the Republican Party. So there's no question about that. I think that the republican party now, whatever you thought of it under Ronald Reagan, it is a very last party under Donald Trump, it's become a full blown personality cold, as an example of that is we don't even have a party platform in the Republican Party. You can't even I can't even tell you what it stands for anymore, because the party platform is whatever Mr. Trump wants. That's our party platform. So Karen and Vlad Amelie wash their way. And if you if you love the United States, maybe you do, maybe you don't. But if you do love the United States, I can tell you, we're our most successful when we have two very strong parties that are vigorously but civilly debating with each other and advancing the ball for progress both for the global community and for the citizens of the United States. And we're not doing that right Dan Ilic 22:41now. So you now you're fundraising for the Lincoln project? How is that process going? And how are the Lincoln project going in general, what what's their plan heading into the next five weeks? Unknown Speaker 22:52Well, I was on last night, we did live streaming before the debate, we raised a tonne of money last night, we've been doing a lot of zoom calls and gatherings remotely. And it's been very successful, they've raised 10s of millions of dollars. And their plan basically, is to eviscerate this son of a bitch. And over the next five weeks, they're going to do that. And if you look at the if you look at the ads that came out after the debate last night, I think these are very successful is what I would say to my FET friends that are Democrats, you guys got to knuckle up, you got a hard knuckle up, you have to understand the adversary better. You know, the Vice President did a good job last night. But you know, as I said to some members of his campaign, he needed an extra slice of pizza and a little bit of a spray tan or sit in the hot sun a little bit. You know, he he he needs to look more vigorous in debate number two, Dan Ilic 23:45and that's a very Italian yield thing to say I get a spray tan. Unknown Speaker 23:50Something he needed something last night because he looked to pay I was telling you the truth. He looked too pale and it looks like he's lost too much weight. You know? And you know, Francesca has probably the same mom as me. My mom has like optical nerve damage. She thinks everybody's thin, you know, you could show up 200 pounds overweight. She's like have a canola, you know, but but in the Vice President's case, he needs to be optically way more vigorous than he was last night. You know, and the good news is, you know, Donald Trump showed up the first thing I thought of when Trump showed up, he looked like the 1981 orange Corvette that I was trying to buy in high school, where unfortunately couldn't come up with enough money to buy it. That was the first thing I looked at. I mean, he literally had almost like an auto spray paint on his face. So he was optically also very disturbing. Unknown Speaker 24:37What's the breakdown of how much money from the link and project is actually going to ads and stuff? Because there's a lot of people online that say that you guys are just sucking in the cash. Unknown Speaker 24:47Yeah. Well, you'd have to ask the guys only remember, I'm not on the masthead of the Lincoln project. I am raising money for them. And I'm involved in a lot of the TV streaming but I have not taken a salary from the Lincoln Park. I'm not technically an affiliate. So meaning when you file for a packet United States, I'm not one of the name people on the pack, but I am somebody to supporting them in fundraising for them. That breakdown you'd have to get from them. I honestly don't care, whatever they're paying themselves, I think they're totally worth it. They have had the hardest knuckle ads in this election cycle, and they're having an impact on Trump, because I understand the President's personality once you're inside his melon, you can get him to do a lot of things that are mistakes for him and a lot of unforced errors. And I think the Lincoln project has been very successful about that. But because I'm not an officer of the Lincoln project, I don't know the answer of what those percentages are. Dan Ilic 25:43I like the idea. There's a boardroom somewhere with a whiteboard with a picture of a melon on it, and how can we get into the melon? Lewis Hobba 25:50Like So again, I you Unknown Speaker 25:51know, I can tell you, I can tell you an axiom that is totally true, because he lives in a reality distortion field, if you can get on the fox news channel, and you can speak with great truth and great clarity to his base. It sends him into orbit, literally, he's the atomic bomb emoji coming out of somebody's head, and then he'll start coming after you he'll start tweeting about you. I mean, he's still you know, he's still attached to me, he'll the last time he tweeted at me, I was on the fox news channel, explaining the destruction that he's caused to the US economy, to the destruction that he's caused to our healthcare system. Now, he's wait made us weaker, as a country as it relates to our global alliances. And so he went berserk and then started tweeting at me which, you know, listen, I'm totally capable of handling, you know, these these Republican senators. I pray for these guys, because they're very, very weak people. I mean, they're, they're intimidated by somebody that won the vote by 78,000 votes in three states. He's got them believing that he's ronald reagan from 1984. And they don't want to be tweeted at and it's sort of, you know, it's a profile in cowardice, as opposed to what Kennedy was talking about a profile encouraged. Unknown Speaker 27:03Mr. Scaramucci, I just have a question for you. Look, I get you're an anti Trump Republican. But arguably, he's getting the republican agenda done. He's about to confirm an anti choice, anti immigrant, anti ACA, Supreme Court Justice, the third in his tenure, what happens if he gets reelected? Ultimately, isn't the Lincoln project just kind of down without agenda? They just don't like who the the front man is. But really, if he gets reelected, you guys are probably going to go along with it because you're getting your way anyway. So where's the moral in that, I guess is what I want to do. Unknown Speaker 27:41I I don't see it that way. And I and I know that that's a hardcore liberal. And, you know, forgive me for saying it this way, a little bit of a cynical perspective. I don't see it that way. The the conservative agenda. That's the radical conservative agenda that you just described. That's not my agenda. If you've read stuff that I have written, I worked with the republicans in New York to equalise marriage in the state of New York, and then I work with Rob Reiner, and Chad Gryphon, on the prop eight project to nationalise the marriage equality movement. And so that's a libertarian perspective where somebody that's conservative, and I joke with some of these Danville evangelicals, you guys want a smaller government everywhere, but in my bedroom, you want a larger government in my bedroom. Moreover, the Republican Party under Trump is not classically conservative. It is a socially conservative party, which I disagree with, by the way, because that's anti libertarian ism, is a socially conservative party, but it's a quite fiscally Liberal Party. They want to deficit spend into the stratosphere, and they want to give corporations these gigantic give backs in these gigantic checks. And so for me, that's not classic conservatism. conservatism, for me is to create a platform of equal opportunity for people. I don't believe in socialism, I don't want outcomes capped. But I certainly want people that were born through no fault of their own in inner cities or in poor areas of the country, to have a platform of equal opportunity. So you really study libertarianism and conservatism. There should be a packages of services for people that come from the government, including universal health care, including universal basic income, those things are quite libertarian. If you really understand them, I would encourage you to look at something that Andrew Yang has written about them because, you know, I didn't pick my upbringing. My parents were blue collar, they were on educated, but they hustled and they worked very, very hard to put us in the middle class. And my dad had this aspirational idea about his blue collar life. He thought one of his kids would live the arc of the American dream. If you go back into the area I grew up in. those families have converted from economically aspirational Economically desperation also. So true conservatives would look at that situation and say, Okay, how can we fix that situation? What type of policies, what type of infrastructure, what type of jobs training? Do we need to create a platform of equal opportunity. But once you've got that equal opportunity, then where you go with it is is up to you. It shouldn't be capped on that on the upside. So yes, I hear you. That is a radical view. If the president wins, he will destroy our democracy. And so I don't accept the fact and nor do my friends at the Lincoln project, except the fact that Oh, we're just going to enjoy the fact that he's president and we'd like this Supreme Court that that Supreme Court pick will likely destabilise the social contract that we are in in America right now. And 75% of the people in America do not want Roe v. Wade overturned, they don't want marriage equality overturned. And this is a fringe thing for our society, I think it's very, very dangerous. So I see the republican party as a dinosaur that's about to go extinct. If they reelect President Trump, you will be with an ageing group of people that are buying my pillows and catheters in between foxnews ads, that's what you're going to be left with. I would like Unknown Speaker 31:17this are good catheters. Unknown Speaker 31:21Next to I left, that the thing you put on your face when you have like sleep apnea, but my point is, I want that party to expand. And I want that party to expand demographically. And I want that party to expand with the beautiful mosaic of colours of the United States. And I want people to think about conservatism differently than the way Trump is describing it. But that is a cynical view of conservatism. And there's a lot of people in that party that hold that view. Dan Ilic 31:45And I reject that view, it'd be really interesting to say how you might support universal health care once Biden wins the election, at least carry it. Unknown Speaker 31:55What do you mean, I will remember that the vice pres is very smart guy. He's calling for the maintenance of private insurance. And he's calling for the expansion of Obamacare. If you remember, I supported Governor Mitt Romney in 2012. And when he was governor of the state of Massachusetts, he developed something that was called romney care, right, which ultimately evolved into Obamacare. Now, we can disagree with elements of Obamacare. But I'll tell you guys something. The medicine in the United States got socialised in 1986, by Ronald Reagan. And how did that happen? He signed an obscure piece of legislation in 1986. That forced every emergency room doctor in every hospital in the country that if you walked in, and you were sick, and you came into the emergency room, they had a moral and legal obligation to take care of you. And so, you know, we we've had it, we've had this medical nationalisation, if you will, we have to come up with a more propitious way to allocate the capital and make it more efficient. But we've got to get down can't be the last nation, Western industrialised nation that doesn't have that health care. Unknown Speaker 33:03So we should I think the answer, if I'm understanding you correctly, is to tax billionaires like 90%, like we did back in the 40s. Unknown Speaker 33:14Well, you gotta be careful, I, again, I have no problem paying taxes. But I think you got you have to be careful because my money is not in a swimming pool in my backyard and hundred dollar bills. My money is spread out into a lots of companies that are creating a lot of jobs. And so what happens is, when you tack somebody at 90%, they start to curb their behaviour. And they start to do things like move their money around to avoid those taxes. And so you want to make sure that you're hitting the intersection of the tax code, where you're incentivizing people to do things that are in the bandwidth of the public good. And you're not causing their mobilisation. Look at what's going on in some of these blue states. People are migrating to the, to the red states that have no income tax Unknown Speaker 33:56on mostly corporations. But yes, Unknown Speaker 33:59listen, you know, my friend, David Tepper, he was 100 and $80 million of the New Jersey tax revenues. One person with his hedge fund. He wanted a tax break from them. They said, No, he moved. And he moved to Miami, he took the hundred and $80 million with the race to the bottom. Yeah, you know, I think I think don't here here's a message I would say to everybody on this podcast, don't get miss a locked into your point of view. Because what ends up happening is when your missile lock, you'll make this very same mistakes that I've made. When you're overly missile locked, you're not seeing it from the other side, you're not seeing the other person's perspective. And that's how we got into the problem that we're in right now. That's why we're so polarised. And that's why we go after each other so far. Unknown Speaker 34:43Well, I mean, another reason we're polarised is because we have been living under Neo liberalism since really hardcore since 1980. And so what that has caused is massive inequality that hasn't existed in a developed nation since the French Revolution, which didn't end Great. So It's actually not my political beliefs as much as me having lived under it for now, you know, going on 40 years as being politically aware, and watching a country dissolve, because all the social safety nets have been removed because people don't want to pay taxes, and it's really simple. Everyone should pay their fair share, and billionaires aren't millionaires overnight, and we see what Trump he gets paid $750 in taxes, and everybody else, Unknown Speaker 35:27we have to pay tonnes of taxes. Why? Because we don't have because I can't buy a golf course. Unknown Speaker 35:33Book. I'm gonna recommend a book on the podcast, if you guys know why it's called American amnesia. And it's a very practical book. It's not necessarily a less base book or right base book. It's not about left or right policy, but it's about right or wrong policy. And it's fairly centrist. And it is making your case by the way, it is making your case that we disavowed the things that got us to where we are, I am the product of a very good public school system. You can't solve the education crisis in the United States without activating public school teachers and working with their unions to enhance the quality of education for these people. You're not going to get there with charter schools, you're not going to get there with conservative jingoism or Betsy DeVos. Okay, but you can get there, we have the right technology, we have the right skill sets, and we have the right capability. And you can convince people that that is actually not necessarily a conservative principle or a liberal principle. But what a great practicality, someone who was a despicable human being Henry Ford, as an example, he was a racist. He was he had a picture of Adolf Hitler on his desk. But he was a pretty magnificent social engineer. He said once and I'll share it with everybody who said, Look, I'm going to pay my workers enough money, so that they can buy the car that they are producing. Moreover, they're going to have a single family house, and they're going to be tied to a very good school system. This way, all these blue collar people will feel aspirational. And they won't come after me in my mansion with tiki torches and pitchforks. And so he Unknown Speaker 37:08also had he also actually hired last actually hired men to beat up union members so that he hired he actually hired men to beat up union members. I mean, his his right hand man was one of the most brutal people in the country at the time, and he was a big Anthony Scaramucci 37:26I'm giving him credit for an idea. I'm sure that there was mentality in setting up those unions. You know, Roosevelt was against them before he was for them, you will find that everybody has some level of incentives and disincentives, and there is no hero to a man or a woman's valet. You know, if you really study Abraham Lincoln, he was against the abolishment of slavery in the beginning, if you really study him, he wanted to move the African Americans back to Africa. Okay, so he's not a perfect person. Jefferson wasn't Washington obviously wasn't, I certainly am not maybe the four of you are. But here's what I would say to you. Here's what I would say to you. If we go after each other, we go after each other, we're not going to solve the problems. And so there's great ideas on the left. There are some still good ideas on the right, the stuff that princess is suggesting I don't like at all. And so last thing I would say on this topic, Francesca if he wins, he is a threat to the core institutions of our democracy. And so if he wins, you have to look at it from that hierarchy, my patriotism, and my love of country. Is that a way higher order of operation than my partisanship. And so what I find so shocking about this whole thing is as this is unfolded, there are many men and women that have decided that they're clutching a personal power, and they're clutching to the partisanship, nature of this thing is more important than their love of country. So the good news though, is I remain optimistic that there's more people that see it the way we do and want him out than people that see him as somebody that they want to stay with. One last thing before you go, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, his book came out and she said, Wow, wobbu she writes while we're on route to the gemba, a mooch announced I'm proud to report I cross my made a major item off my bucket list today. I assumed he would say something like riding on Air Force One, but instead the mooch said, he just took it taken a huge shift in the White House. Well, I think I remember. I remember using that word, but I think I could have said done. Fred seska. Let me turn it over to you. Do you have any brothers? I Unknown Speaker 39:40Yeah, I do. What am I supposed to be the voice of being couth on this? I know. Women you know women take down that. Oh, yeah, women. Here's the thing about women's bundles. Women's bundles are amazing. Unknown Speaker 39:55Actually, I was very proud of Unknown Speaker 39:58it. And I'm just saying Is your Italian brothers probably would identify with me and have empathy for my feeling of having that on my bucket list since I was age 14. But anyway, let me just put it this way it was the start of a movement, obviously. Dan Ilic 40:12It was also the end of a movement as well. Unknown Speaker 40:17That experience for me as painful as it was and in often Unknown Speaker 40:24it was very enlightening. Not the shit I'm talking about. Unknown Speaker 40:31I mean, if we're going to talk about the shift, the shift was fantastic. Okay, I'm still very proud of it. I own it. And if you have follow up questions, I'm ready to take those as well. Unknown Speaker 40:40I do Did you did you text someone while you were shitting Unknown Speaker 40:44No, no, I don't I definitely don't do that because I'm a little bit of a neat freak that way I don't really use my phone and I'm on the crapper. But God washed my hands and I was heading for the convoy that was heading out to air force one I did text my 28 year old son to let him know of the accomplishment. I think it was very proud of me as his father. Dan Ilic 41:04Well, most thanks so much for joining us on irrational fear. Do you have anything to plug before we go? Unknown Speaker 41:08Well, no, no, listen, guys, guys, I listen to the to the Reverend podcast and I love it. But read that book. Dave Anthony, I think you'll enjoy it American amnesia. It talks about it talks about the need for the reestablishment of that social contract that you're gonna Unknown Speaker 41:23look at a duck money if you read the book. Unknown Speaker 41:27Well, I I read dark money. Jane Mayer is a brilliant writer. I think that his her Opus her and I are very close friends. I've helped her on a lot of her stories. And dark money, I think is her Opus. I think that's going to be one of the seminal books of that 40 year period that you're discussing 1980 2020 and that and that book speaks to the need for change and real conservatives don't like crony capitalism, and they don't like all that special interest money corrupting the system and real conservatives. And remember the father of progressivism was Teddy Roosevelt who happened to be a Republican. They break up monopolies real conservatives recognise that monopoly power is actually predatory. It stifles innovation, and it keeps people down and it needs to be broken up and revitalised. And real conservatives actually study that stuff. And they don't just take money from special interest and do what they want, under the cover of conservatism. Dan Ilic 42:24Thanks, Mitch, we'll let you go and we'll finish off our show. Unknown Speaker 42:26Well, I mean, we had to leave it on the deuce though, right. Unknown Speaker 42:33I was going in the right direction. Francesca was starting to like me, then you had to bring up the deuce Jesus Christ. Unknown Speaker 42:43Listening to a rational seer was a hot mess inside a dumpster fire inside a train wreck. That was the worst debate I have ever seen. Say it like it is Dan Ilic 42:56that was a shit show. Fred and Dave so great to have two big powered brains on with a niche that was Unknown Speaker 43:05them bringing the meeting we were being super fair. We had some clips but he was like very like see your you hateful lot like Unknown Speaker 43:16he knows his audience right? He knows this centrist audience really just wants to say that thing where they're like you guys are mean and you guys are mean let's meet in the middle. And it's like No, dude, those days are gone. There's no more meeting in the middle with any of these people like but he knows that's what the centrists want to hear that so he's Unknown Speaker 43:32getting money for like show me like Lincoln project if you're gonna retake the republican party and actually prove that you aren't pieces of shit show me more than ads like you're talking about the money like do it then do it because I bet you your ass if he if he wins they're gonna go away the Lincoln project will go away they'll just be like well guess what reality is now dupa do like they're gonna fucking Dan Ilic 43:55Lincoln project is not too dissimilar to West Wing where it's like it is a it's almost like this shot in Freud or s liberal fantasy that these people exist and people are buying Yes. And it's not quite it's not quite for conservatives but it is for liberals to to think that these people are conservative and they're buying into the shot and Friday. It's comedy gaslighting. Lewis Hobba 44:14It's the episode of The West Wing that I don't know if you've got to Dave where they get the the eight the like the republican the sorry, the conservative judge in and they all think he's gonna be the devil. And then they're all like, No, he's actually very smart. Unknown Speaker 44:29Yeah. What's your Unknown Speaker 44:33what's that podcast called Dave? It's called The West Wing thing. Nice. It's so funny cuz me and him started out we like had a long talk and like we can't upset the writers. We just have to play politics with this as far as writing careers are going and we started like being like, Yeah, he's a good writer, blah, blah. And then like six episodes in we're like, this guy's a misogynist piece of shit. Unknown Speaker 44:55turns and we're just like, fuck this guy. Lewis Hobba 44:58He was better when he was on cocaine. Unknown Speaker 45:02The thing about talking about conservatives and like that I've been living under it my whole life it doesn't exist so glad you have your little Fairyland idea what conservative is but it's never been around in my life so let me know when that kicks in with all of your conservative presidents and your conservative senate I don't know when it kicks in Unknown Speaker 45:21idolising Reagan is just like like his entirely you know, we believe in a social safety net like calling black women welfare queens and accusing them of eating steaks every day. Oh yeah, yeah. reaganomics you know. Unknown Speaker 45:35We used to have our press secretary come out and laugh at people dying of AIDS ha ha ha conservatism you know I'm Reagan was a fucking monster Reagan was so exact thing Trump was as a little less crass. Unknown Speaker 45:49That's exactly right. Lewis Hobba 45:51I remember listening to Dave your, your podcasts on Reagan listening to the dollar upon Reagan. And as an Australian, like who don't he's the only real thing of Reagan was like a, you know, comedians doing the imitation or like he used to be an actor or whatever. I was sick. Sick. Yeah, it was the it was nonstop. It was a full like, hour and a half body blow of disgust. Unknown Speaker 46:17Yeah, he's, he's a monster and Trump is 100% his heir apparent. And the real problem that we have is that liberals have no memory and don't know how to hold a grudge. Lewis Hobba 46:31I believe we call it American Asia. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 46:35a grudge Unknown Speaker 46:36This is what I'm saying that like I was just think about that today. Like the Bush years, eight years, two wars, two plus fours. Like all I we absolutely should have gone after him for war crimes. But like, after eight years of bush after four years of Trump, how much more do you want to think about these people like Dan Ilic 46:57you? And the easiest way to erase that is easiest way to erase that is to paint some terrible paintings and go on and talk about let's forget about the war crimes. You've got pesto. Unknown Speaker 47:11I mean, you really have to you have to prosecute the bankers, you have to prosecute the george bush's of the world, and you have to suffer through that. Because if you don't, well, you get because now there is no rule of law. And when you say Trump is breaking the law, all those people go What about the fucking bankers? You didn't do anything about? What about the war you didn't do anything about? So you know, what's your argument? Where's your moral sort of ground? I'm Unknown Speaker 47:35just saying, I don't want to think about him anymore. But yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right. Dan Ilic 47:40Look on that nut. You know, we did had two other stories to get to, but you know, we're already going over time, so why even bother? That's irrational fear. Big thanks to our fear mongers this week. The mooch Francesca fiorentini, Dave Anthony and Louis haba. Do you guys have anything to plug Francesca? Unknown Speaker 47:57Follow me on Twitter and Instagram at frannie FeO and watch the Situation Room every Sunday night. Dan Ilic 48:03bitchu ation room. It's just like a rational fear. But it's got much better graphics. It's really good. It's excellent. That's that's not hard. And Dave, you want to plug anything, Unknown Speaker 48:14my podcast at all by the second podcast, the West Wing thing which I do with Oscar nominated writer Josh Olson, in which we discuss how the West Wing melted all of these brains of people who are liberals and are now in charge of our country, and they don't know what to do because they think that's how politics works. Dan Ilic 48:36Are you talking about specifically they attack? Unknown Speaker 48:39I would say Pelosi Schumer, I would say Obama's entire ministration was a huge victim of westwing brain. There's a lot that I would say most of the democrats that are in charge, Unknown Speaker 48:50saying the podsafe people just mean Unknown Speaker 48:54absolutely. podsafe guys are some of the worst in their books actually describe how they, you know, would have parties and talk about which one was Toby which moves Josh? Like they're there. They're all playing. They're doing cosplay for West Wing as opposed to actually governing. And they're getting their asses kicked because of it. And we're all suffering because I saw Dan Ilic 49:11a great tweet from Australia and notorious Twitter Dan Dolan, who said, Well, at least the crooked media guys gave Biden five stars for this debate. That was very erudite from from Daniel Lewis, you got anything to plug buddy? Lewis Hobba 49:28No, Dan, same old. Dan Ilic 49:30Big thanks to Bertha Foundation, road mics, and our Patreon subscribers and Big thanks to Dave bluestein for writing support on this episode and our producer Jacob brown on the tepanyaki timeline. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of goodbye. Transcribed by https://otter.ai

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TRANSCRIPT FROM OTTER.AI Kevin Rudd 0:00I'm getting a Remington manual typewriter and cigars and load Jamaica rum. I'm taking lessons a TAFE course in bullfighting despite global warming, a rational fear is adding a little more hot air with long form discussions with climate leaders. Good. This is called Don't be fried the heat waves and drought greatest mass extinction Morrow we're facing a manmade disaster podcast, climate criminals shiana ration Unknown Speaker 0:38all of this with global warming and a lot of it's a hoax book right, a small podcast about generation. Unknown Speaker 0:46For short, Dan Ilic 0:47yes, welcome to the first gumpert brought to you by irrational fear. I'm Daniel H and co hosting up the top is Linda Gatlin. Linh Do 0:55JOHN, how are you Dan Ilic 0:56now? Good dad. You're the first person to hear the new intro. What do you think? Have a Linh Do 1:00no pressure right greatest more podcast of our time none whatsoever. I'm ready to rock and roll. Dan Ilic 1:06I actually it's actually greatest moral podcast of our generation. I myself have been calling of our time for so long. But I have went back to check the original source text and it was generation. Linh Do 1:19Well as a millennial, my generation i thought was the only one that mattered. So time generation say same for me, it doesn't matter. Dan Ilic 1:27So the second Monday of each month, we'll be bringing you long form conversations with climate leaders from all around Australia and the world. Do you want us to talk to Lynn? I mean, Linh Do 1:35it feels like such an obvious pick to say Greta tune Berg, but I'm also super keen to hear about those people that have made the decision to say leave their jobs in the oil and gas industry. Like I think that is a real sort of moral and ethical dilemma. Dan Ilic 1:49Yeah, I can imagine if I was earning six figures in the oil and gas industry, I don't think I'd have to take a second before leaving those. Now Lynne and I are going to be talking about three stories. about climate change that piqued your interest this month. Let's start off with yulian what some what's kind of caught your eye this month? Linh Do 2:06Well, one of the things that's definitely caught my eyes, it's just all the temperature sort of record setting scenarios that are happening. I got to go to Antarctica last year and remember it being over 10 degrees when I was there, we just just felt like wild for the icy wild west did this last month we've seen la record its hottest day ever. clocking in at close to 49 degrees Celsius, which, for me feels like Mad Max has returned. Dan Ilic 2:33Well, it's funny to say Mad Max at a place called stunt ranch in the Santa Monica Mountains. It got up to 50 degrees Celsius 122 degrees Fahrenheit, which is crazy. I mean, it I mean, you wouldn't even have to pretend it was hot there like it was there. I think the problem with them those kinds of temperatures in LA there are so many celebrities who can't go outside in case their faces melt away. I think that's probably the biggest problem for those people. There. Linh Do 3:00makeup and hot weather just like things that are growing together. Dan Ilic 3:04One other interesting one I saw this week that I thought was really fascinating was to do with wind farms. Now, Lynn, what are some of the most common reasons why people fight against wind turbines in their neighborhood? Unknown Speaker 3:18Ah, Linh Do 3:19because it's ugly. It's either that they're super ugly or it's from an original twitcher. That is to say a bird watcher because they're killing all the birds. Yeah, Dan Ilic 3:27that's right. That's right bird strikes is a big deal with with wind farms. Donald Trump was right on wind farms when it comes to bird strikes. Birds get whacked pretty fast. The blades go past at about 240 kilometers an hour but some very clever Norwegian scientists have worked out that by painting just one of the blades black on a wind turbine they can cut bird strikes down by 70% 70%. Linh Do 3:54so impressive and so cool that the other two turbines are still why because you know that helps reflect the heat and absorption. Okay. Dan Ilic 4:02Yes, that's right. Well, what turbine lives matter? Is that something that's probably not saying don't worry about though Linh Do 4:08I think it's all turbines matter, otter matter, because renewable energy is the future Dan Ilic 4:13or turbines better. That's correct. And Lynn, The Kids Are All Right. Linh Do 4:18Well, I feel like they're doing a bit better than my millennial generation that I just talked about before. We also saw this last month a really cool sort of instance of first ever in Australia where a class action has been filed by some teenagers against the Australian Government hoping to put an injunction into an extension to Dan Ilic 4:37coal mine. That's incredible. What is the chance that they can prevent this coal mine which I think they're talking about the Whitehaven coal mine in Canada, trying to get it off the minister's desk what's the chance I can get that injunction going? Linh Do 4:50I mean, it feels like an impossible and audacious task but we've seen really cool examples in the US and in like the Netherlands where young people, older people have been able to governments to court over climate change and have actually prevented coal mines from opening Kevin Rudd 5:05to listening to the greatest moral podcast about generation. Dan Ilic 5:12Now to the interview, the first guest on the greatest moral podcast of our generation is former prime minister Kevin Rudd, who wants cold climate change, the greatest moral problem of our generation. It was a pretty interesting conversation about where we are and where we should be going in terms of climate change, and how we got here, and how hard it is to make big things happen in Parliament. There's also quite a bit of Murdoch bashing In this episode, I think he compares, meaning rupert murdoch to Gollum, so definitely worth listening out for. For me as a young person interested in politics, the Kevin oh seven election was remarkable, as it offered quite a stark contrast to john Howard. And he was kind of Kevin Rudd was kind of the first leader of a party to have a really aggressive approach to climate action. And I don't think anyone has dead since Linh Do 6:00I mean, I feel people have did and then ever has happened and people have again become really terrified of this irrational, slash, sometimes rational fear. And Kay Rob was actually one of the first politicians that I ever got to vote, not obviously directly for their parliamentary system. But when I came of age and got to, like go to the ballot for the first time, so it was exciting to actually have someone talk about climate change. And then, well, you know, history happened. Dan Ilic 6:26And now there are people coming up who are doing class actions who've never even heard of Kevin Rudd. Linh Do 6:31Yep. And they get to probably two election cycles. Dan Ilic 6:34Well, you know, something here is Kevin Rudd. God is it Kevin Rudd 6:39today, good to be with you, Kevin. Oh, seven. I'm gearing up for Kevin 27. Dan Ilic 6:44The return the return, Kevin Rudd 6:47finally met Kevin 37. So by which stage I would only be at I think Dan Ilic 6:52I look if it's Joe Biden, it's good enough for you? Kevin Rudd 6:54Well, I'm about to say I mean, I've just been my prime by then. Dan Ilic 6:58Now, Kevin to the verify your identity because it's 2020. And technology is so good these days and people listening to the podcast could think, you know, actually talking to a bot from Russia here. I've got 11 questions, just to verify your identity. And if you get eight of them correct, we can continue on with the interview. Not the problem. Great. Here we go. First question. True or false. Kevin Rudd once worked as a house cleaner for Laurie Oakes? Kevin Rudd 7:25Absolutely through Dan Ilic 7:27Congress, which coalition minister did Kevin Rudd once compared to being caught between a hound and a hydrant on greenhouse gas? Kevin Rudd 7:36That would have been Unknown Speaker 7:40sort of Howard or Abbott Dan Ilic 7:43Do you need a clue as to clue you were you were his counterpart when you Shadow Minister for Foreign Oh, Kevin Rudd 7:52okay. So it would have been doubling down on Kevin rods favorite swear words Ah, If Dan Ilic 8:05true or false fair shake of the source bottle was made up by Kevin Rudd. Kevin Rudd 8:10False who was a preexisting Queensland expression which I simply adapted for national political purposes. Dan Ilic 8:18According to AV essays Australia talks program, what percentage of Australians think that climate change is real and what real action Kevin Rudd 8:2784% Dan Ilic 8:28Oh, and what percentage of Australians think that politicians are out of touch with real Australians on climate change? Kevin Rudd 8:358.4% Dan Ilic 8:37actually, it's 84% the same amount. Now Kevin on a scale of one to 10 how responsible is Kevin rod for that 84% Kevin Rudd 8:51if one is on not responsible for anything, and 10 is on totally responsible for Everything I'd give myself of probably about a three Dan Ilic 9:06I actually actually have written here I would have accepted three to six so you're on the lower end of the scale well then you got that correct. Finished. Kevin Rudd 9:13Do I do the mandatory renewable energy target I did try twice to legislate the carbon price will give me in houses with solar panels. Dan Ilic 9:23What else am I supposed to do in three years guys? Finish this sentence Kevin Rudd once supported clean coal but now thinks there is a problem it's called finish this sentence Kevin Rudd once back carbon capture and storage that now thinks Kevin Rudd 9:40carbon capture and storage the four associated technologies have lived yet to be fully proven. Dan Ilic 9:48If Kevin Rudd could have his time again he would rename the resource super profits tax what Kevin Rudd 9:54the screw you Rio Tex. Dan Ilic 9:57I also would have accepted the Aussie dividend The HSV grant and the birthright money pit Kevin Rudd 10:03would have accepted the screw urea effects. But it's a blast indigenous cave sides that Rio Dan Ilic 10:09that Rio, Rio Tinto, of course. Now final question to verify your identity Kevin Rudd without using the word brown or green, Australia has lost a decade of climate action because Unknown Speaker 10:23because Kevin Rudd 10:29Abba always put politics above policy and found some willing accomplices on the way through. Now, they just do have different coloration. Dan Ilic 10:45The maps here, yes, I can verify that we are indeed talking with Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. Thank you, Kevin. That was very nice of you. Kevin Rudd 10:55I am not a bot. Dan Ilic 10:57Not about not about you have a very better world. accent the first kind of way to kick off this This podcast is all about people who have been at the front of climate action and trying to implement climate action. I kinda want to take you back to the first day of the launch. Jessica Ross tweeted this on New Year's Eve 2019 2020 earlier this year, all of Australia was pretty much on fire and she tweeted is now the right time to share that when we moved into the lodge in 2007. The sole remaining disk in the DVD player was the great global warming swindle. Happy New Year. Do you remember that memory Did you watch it as a family? Kevin Rudd 11:38Though we just sort of had a jaw dropping moment as we discovered this thing. Whether that was the last thing that the the seal regime played or whether it was just a sticker brought up your nose? I'm not quite sure. Can you think it was telling the truth? Dan Ilic 11:54Can you remember saying it and what we think what did you think first thing when you when you saw that? disk in the display. Kevin Rudd 12:03Well, I think I thought about john Winston, you know what a waste is a guy who was in office for 12 years and purely within a conservative political paradigm. He couldn't should have seen it in his own political self interest to reach over and to take this ground from us. But he couldn't sum it up. Of course, at the last minute, you know, that PDF shergold then hit a prime minister's department convinced him to go to the oh seven election with an emissions trading scheme policy. But he taught wasn't in NAB. It certainly wasn't in it even though avid back to down at the time, but I think it is fairly to grasp its its capacity to sustain his own Prime Ministership. Instead, I was puzzled about your file against a man for who he is, and he Dig conservative belief structure, but I'm trying to operate within the grain of his own political survival sort of strategy, which is to say, Hmm, if I could do that I would broaden my tent and hold on for longer and keep bloody Castello away for another 46 years. Dan Ilic 13:17Do you ever, ever thinks how things might have played out differently had Castello rolled? power to that point? Kevin Rudd 13:26I've never been an alternative history guy, which is what if, what if, what if, what if life is complicated enough when you just do do do rather than have a whole bunch of you know, post facto reflections on what could have been? So you, you dealt the cards, you play with the cards that you dealt with, you make the best decisions possible and you played as hard as you can to get the results that you need. Sometimes it works, and sometimes you fall screaming under your face. Dan Ilic 13:58I'm gonna take you back to Your maiden speech in dynamite is a great line in there that I want to share to the audience. It says, I also believe the government should not turn in on themselves, but instead have a fundamental responsibility to pursue the public code internationally in the promotion of regional and global security, democracy and economic development and the protection of the planet. How do you feel about that statement now? And was it hard to live up to those ideals in your time in office? Kevin Rudd 14:28I've always had a view that, you know, politics has got to be about vision. And unless you are painting the vision, which that statement does, and you just parodied in my earlier remarks, that climate change the greatest moral challenge of our generation, unless you're actually putting that up there as the goalpost, you're never going to get there. Seriously. So if it's all about one little bit of incremental change after another, and everyone uncertain about what the end point is, well, guess what? Progress is going to be pretty marginal. So I have no problems with that the alternative is the nation has no vision it has no mission statement as a result, we just drift on an all the lead drift into oblivion include, including on climate, Dan Ilic 15:15what is the future of climate action for Australia? Unknown Speaker 15:19I think Kevin Rudd 15:22number one is to deliver real political change to make it happen. And I hate to say this, but the current mob don't have it within their DNA to do it. And it's just the truth. If I thought that they could have done this Damascus road on this stuff, I wouldn't hold this view. So this mob have to have a wooden stake, whacked through their heart in terms of what is then done by way of substantive action My view for what it's worth is a, we need to move north further with the mandatory renewable energy target beyond 20. When I brought that in, they thought it was impossible, because then renewables contribution to total electricity supply was 4%. And it's now 20%. Legislation matters. So go north of that. Secondly, on the carbon price, I've always supported a floating carbon price to bring disciplines into the show. Thirdly, we'll be on the receiving end and we should also be on the exporting end of carbon tariffs. That is if there are freeloaders in the system internationally, and something the Morison government haven't worked out. Is there going to have carbon tariffs put on us by the Europeans? I think definitely And under Biden administration, probably possibly the Americans. And so that should be a third part of the the armory. And the fourth, of course, is to have genuinely ambitious set of national targets for us within the framework of the Paris treaty, Paris Agreement. Dan Ilic 17:18The era T is a bit of legislation that you help foster through. And it's one of the remaining bits of climate legislation that is quite effective. How was that ever at risk of disappearing? You know, when? In your time Did you ever see it as a vulnerable mechanism? Kevin Rudd 17:40Yeah, I mean, the organized lobby against us when we brought in the emrich was huge. You may recall the Senate vote was actually pretty tight. When you say we facilitated through or fostered it through that meant getting the numbers and it was hard. It was tough. Politics is a rough whole business for me and trying to do the right thing. And then the Tories on many occasions substance that tried to get it, tried to reduce it, tried to emasculate it and so it's always been under attack from various parts of the of the fossil fuel lobby in this country. So I think it's it's great as mortal danger was firstly, getting the numbers to get through because it was a parallel debate to the cprs. And the numbers would tight in both cases. And secondly, it came under again its second greatest threat in 20 1314 when Conan the Barbarian took over, aka Tony Abbott and and wanted to kill it. But again, he couldn't Marshal the numbers in the Senate. By the way, it's the only workhorse on climate change in this country. Everything else is sort of stuff and nonsense. But the real thing that's worked, I don't know direct Dan Ilic 18:54action in the green army. That's pretty fantastic. He exhausts Kevin Rudd 18:57the The The truth is, here we are in 2021 is working the mandatory renewable energy target. Plus if you like, you know, 20% of the housing stock getting subsidized solar panels, our work on on the installation of homes, frankly, despite the difficulties with that program, reduced energy demand, so demand side management solar panels in terms of the subsidies we put in there, but most critically, the driving factor was was the medic renewable energy target. Dan Ilic 19:37We kind of hear hear about the fossil fuel lobbyists and the lobbying that goes on in Parliament for you. How did that manifest on a daily basis? What does it actually look like when we hear you know, the fossil fuel lobby is is in force and Kevin Rudd 19:51what it looks like is for example, when I was in Copenhagen, and and hadn't been to bed for two or three days and again, Heading the Copenhagen Accord, which, frankly, was the draft of what became the Paris Agreement, the Copenhagen Accord of 2009 became the Paris agreement of 2015. That's the reality because that's when we crossed the two degrees centigrade threshold through sheer you know, negotiating effort. So what does the carbon lobby look like? The carbon lobby looks like them being on the phone, to the likes of the Baba boys in the Labour Party, some of the factional chieftains from the right, who then get on the phone to the prime minister and say, mate, this is a disaster mate, you got to kill this maid you got to kill carbon pricing altogether, because Abbott's on the march and the industry is going nuts. That's otherwise called Mark arbib. And that's certainly the position I picked up from. Let's call it the the fringe dwellers of the Labour Party in the labor movement, who've always been pretty solid To the political and lobbying pressure of the carbon lobby Dan Ilic 21:04for you to push back on those folks, what does that look like from your perspective? Like how do you put your foot on the ground and push back upon those in your party who want to want to tear down what is really important, groundbreaking Kevin Rudd 21:20legislation, my first response to our bid, which is probably why I lost him in terms of the future, the parliamentary leadership of the Labour Party, and therefore the Prime Ministership was when I just told him to bugger off. I remember this conversation very clearly just told him to get lost. Could you use Dan Ilic 21:35the exact language? Kevin Rudd 21:37It started not with B. But I think it started with a letter several along in the alphabet from the four extra letters. And and I said, this is what we're committed to doing. We're going to do it. And then the range of political arguments so they throw against just why you can't do it. And then the second one, which was much harder was when Julia Gillard came in the office into sorry, Swami kirribilli in January and said, there's no way that I can support a double the solution based on the carbon pollution reduction scheme, the cprs, having by that stage been rejected by the Senate twice. And so I thought, well, that's interesting. And then third wave was when she and Wayne Swan teamed up to say that we had to, they wanted to abolish the cprs altogether. And I said no, because we can't get through the Senate. We'll defer it for two years. That was a decision that have been subsequently was leaked against me. Dan Ilic 22:45It's been said that that has been that decision was that you kicked it down the line and you know, really kicked into the grass as a low priority. Kevin Rudd 22:53Here is the reality is we couldn't get it through the Senate. So I deferred it two years from 2010 to 20 1213 from memory There was a reason because it was going to enter into the new Kyoto commitment period. So that's why we I did that. But that was my compromise position against the internal effectiveness of the carbon lobby, working on the likes of Gilad and Swan and RB have been the bubble boys who ultimately engineered the coup who wanted to kill it all together. And I remember those conversations very clearly. Dan Ilic 23:22It feels like probably the last 30 years that every leadership decision has almost been at the wheel of the fossil fuel industry. Is that an unfair statement to kind of make? Kevin Rudd 23:38Not really, I mean, I actually took them on on two fronts. One was the carbon price where I was defeated. And I took them on again on the results super profits tax, Emma's again defeated so the On both those scores, yes, they had the final cyber, they had a huge fight on the way through. Dan Ilic 24:05But do you think do you do you think that they are ultimately responsible for you being pulled out of office in the first place? Kevin Rudd 24:13I think they're one of the contributing lobbies. I mean, these things are never neat. You got a cocktail of Shakespearean political ambition, people who just want to get promoted, become Prime Minister and get a bigger ministerial job and a bigger kind of bigger briefcase, you get a gigantic briefcase when you become Prime Minister. Dan Ilic 24:29And now you don't actually use the ministers man is the prime minister. That's right. It's got super 10 top Kevin Rudd 24:37jumbo size briefcase on the side has very important person. Yeah, right. So anyway, as you know, political ambition is writ large. So that's there. Everyone's ambitious in politics. Me too, can say that. You know, I'm sort of spring burden on these questions. But in case of knocking off the first time Prime Minister has he got individual political ambition, Gilad wanted to be in charge was prepared to throw anything and everything at it. Secondly, you've then got the Murdoch media who wanted to kill us by this stage, because we departed from what they would describe as an acceptable Blairite script. We're rolling out the National Broadband Network, we were determined to act on climate change. And the link between the carbon lobby in the big results companies in the Murdoch media is acute. Then thirdly, underpinning that you've got them the the big fossil fuel companies themselves. Dan Ilic 25:33At the time, I remember the cocktail hours in New York in 2010. And I was glued to my browser. at one o'clock in the morning reading what was happening and just completely shocked as to what was going on at the time. I seem to remember that the argument from those in labor that wanted to get rid of you was that you were impossible to work with where you impossible to work with. Kevin Rudd 26:00That's just a bullshit argument was a post facto construction. I mean, real it's really interesting is that there was an academic of the dime. And his name was Patrick Whelan, who was compiling a book on the operating style of the Rudd government. So we'd gone round and interviewed all these guys and girls, all anonymously, by the way, and they all gave copious accounts of how well the cabinet process was working, what a good Chair of cabinet was, etc. So they contemporaneous accounts actually don't lend themselves to that view. And you can understand that when people have executed a bloody first term political coup against the democratically elected Prime Minister, that they're going to search around for some sort of other excuse. Look, it was ambition, political ambition, they wanted my job. And the case of the factions they want me out of the road because I couldn't abide the factions of the Labour Party because they kept trying to stand over people on various policy questions and personal appointments so therefore you can you embed a narrative in if I was so bad to work for then when I came back as prime minister Why did practically all the staff I had working for me first time around, come back and work from the second time round? I mean, if it was all that bad I don't quite understand that. Dan Ilic 27:25You must have good snacks. You must have good snacks. Kevin Rudd 27:29But even even detractors like Simon crane would say that it was very good cheer of cabinet everyone gonna say we did things methodically, etc. So look, just understand that in politics, people are always going to invent their alibi after the event, and this was one of the alibis invented and you'll notice it's kind of drifted away, they don't talk about it. Any anymore. And if you go to if you're really interested in this subject, and your listeners are the autobiography I wrote called the pm years, it actually kind of deconstructs all of this in some considerable detail 1400 footnotes for you and your nerdy listeners. Dan Ilic 28:11very thorough. Kevin, very far have you? Do you think when you were talking about a plan for 20, keeping the air at having a price on carbon? Do you think it'll ever be possible to get price and emissions ever again in Australia? Kevin Rudd 28:29I hope so. That's certainly what I work towards, because it's part of the armory is the total armory, but it's part of the armory. You see, can what's the end point here and the end point is to bring down greenhouse gas emissions to the extent necessary that we don't have global temperature increases beyond 1.5. We're not on track for that, you know, the mathematics if we did, everything we agreed to in Paris would get one third of that distance, not, not the and that's absent the next commitment period under Paris, let alone People actually doing that which they commit to. So to get to that end point, what can you do a on the energy supply side, you transfer out of fossil fuels into renewables. B, you can do that by legislation as we did through the mandatory nubile energy target. You can also do it by making carbon that much more expensive to use. And there's a third way you can do it, which is where Obama got to the end, which is that you bring in a bunch of regulatory measures to screw down on the industry itself, other than through a carbon price. So I would strongly say to the the carbon lobby, be careful what you do, if you don't want to carbon price, and you can be regulated out of existence. Be very careful. Dan Ilic 29:50It's pretty interesting to kind of say machinations right now. A lot of people are talking about this election in the US as probably If Trump gets back in will be the death knell for any kind of global negotiation on climate. Do you think if Trump does get in that, that climate action, meaningful climate action is over on a global scale? Kevin Rudd 30:16No, because, I mean, on climate, Trump, you know, like Abbott is kind of the Antichrist. That's just the truth of it. But guess what, enough major corporations in the world have now become the object of shareholder action or action on the part of their finances. And so if you're out there with a pension fund at the moment, and courtesy of previous labour, governments national superannuation policy, you all are, look at where they're investing and apply pressure. It's having an effect. It's having an effect through the annual general meeting. shareholder lobbies, etc. So, therefore, we should not despair. If Conan the Barbarian cousin gets reelected in the United States, it will be retro again, but action by state governments, municipal governments, but frankly primarily shareholder action through not financing these projects for the future Dan Ilic 31:26is critical. You talk about other governments and in Australia in particular, why is this such a gap between what's happening on a federal level with climate action and the states the states kind of seem to be on the front foot with climate action and really taking it seriously. All the states are dedicated to net zero by 2050. What is that? What is that chasm? And, and why does it exist? Kevin Rudd 31:56I think it's because of the power of the car. lobby federally, and it's just been more deeply entrenched. They concentrate their resources. Remember, just on a related matter when we brought in the results of super profits tax, the amount of money which Rio and bhp threw at that one, as a campaign, we're looking at a worchester, around about a 90 or 100 million dollars, that buys a truckload of advertising. And I'm talking about a decade ago. So, therefore, you put them together plus then their national mouthpiece, the Murdoch media. You got paid advertising from the carbon lobby, directly or indirectly. And then you've got the Murdoch media who have always been their mouthpiece and certainly the greatest opponent of systematic action on climate change in this country, put them together apply to the federal government, in federal politics. It's very hard to I just that's a really kind of circumvented that, and really looked at the science and really tried to appear to be doing meaningful things. As the fossil fuel lobby dropped the ball when it comes to interacting the states or, Dan Ilic 33:12or I just can't i can't reconcile of how the federal government can't acknowledge where the states are at and meet the states where they are, and just do the right thing. Kevin Rudd 33:23I think it's because the Dan Ilic 33:26I'm talking I'm also sorry, I'm sorry, Kevin. I'm also talking about both parties here. I feel like liberal and labor. Kevin Rudd 33:31Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've been talking about my home. I'm not, you know, I mean, I've, I've explained some of the failings on our side. I mean, the bottom line is, for God's sake, you know, the Green Party, joined with liberals to defeat the carbon price. Back in 2009. The Labour Party did what it did in terms of the coup in 2010, for the reasons that we outlined. And then Abbott Upon his election repealed the the carbon price, which then then existed. So there's some responsibility to share with a lap around. Let's be, let's be blunt about this. The liberal National Party have been ideologically committed to destroying the carbon price for a very long time. And had they had a reverse view, we would be 10 years down the track, Dan Ilic 34:26but it but it feels like you're talking to two different countries. When you're talking about the state's position and the in the federal position like now, it's 2020. Surely the federal government can just flick a switch and jump on board because what they're doing is moot because the states are putting in so much pressure and putting in so many mechanisms to meet those targets. Kevin Rudd 34:48That's true. So to answer your question, as a matter of analysis, I assume that the carbon lobby spend list time, less effort and less money on stake counterparts they do federally point 1.2. I just notice and note that Murdoch does not run a campaign against state political parties and state governments on carbon. The only exception I would say would be, you know, they're in and out of the Adani debate in the, in the case of Queensland politics in the last federal election. And they may be back on that next time around as well. So I just think it's differential treatment. And ultimately, they know that the taxation powers here are a federal power. So that's where the why they put all their their bucks into that particular basket, I think, Dan Ilic 35:38yes, my best. There makes sense. Now I've got some questions from my Patreon supporters. Kevin, I hope you for them. Simon, who is Simon Holmes, a court asks you what if you work collaboratively with the libs in 2008 to push through the cprs rather than roasting Turnbull slowly, all the way up to late 2009. Do you think you might have gotten over the line rather than giving an opening for the rise of Tony Abbott Kevin Rudd 36:01Well, thank you Mr. Han's, do your homework and get your facts straight, and have a long chat to Penny Wong, who was my Minister for climate change. And he did all the negotiations with with Turnbull, and with MacFarlane, her brief for me, he was to get a deal. And if you look at our original draft, the cprs. And what we ended up with line after line after line, we compromised in order to make it possible for Turnbull to deliver this to his party room. And in the end, what Turnbull took to his party room was what they signed up to, and believe they could prevail on remember Turnbull at the end of the day, lost by one vote. So it's pretty easy for Mr. Holmes a court to say, oh, in advance you should have known precisely, Kevin how much further you should have compromised on your on your carbon price, your carbon pollution reduction scheme. At the time in order to give not turnable a one seat loss for the leaders or one vote loss for the leadership but a five vote majority. I think it's a little a little defying of the logic to to suggest that anyone could have that level of as it were. For side anyway ask Penny she had a complete negotiating brief to do it Dan Ilic 37:21on on that. Do you regret not building a bridge with the greens at that point? folks in the green said that they never had a phone call with anyone from from your side. Kevin Rudd 37:32That's just a complete lie, lie, lie. It's not an untruth. It is actually a deliberate lie. And the reason is, Penny Wong was dealing with the greens all the way through. Why was she doing it because all the greens are in the Senate. They're not announcer representatives and that's where the numbers were. So day in day out she'd been negotiating with the greens day in day out should be negotiating with Turnbull, and with MacFarlane. And when she came in and said, we've got a deal, you know, I was delighted. So this whole idea of having some perverse interest in roasting Turnbull slowly. It's just a nonsense. It's again, it's a post facto narrative on the part of the Green Party. And they sought to exonerate themselves for just absolute bloody mindedness, by the way you want. The final proof of that is the cprs regime, the carbon pollution reduction scheme is a more rigorous regime in terms of its coverage of the economy than the subsequent carbon tax that they agreed with with Gilad after the 2010 election, the one that was then ultimately repealed by by by Abbott. So the Green Party just have no credit on this. Dan Ilic 38:49And even though that was repealed, did you end that was not your particular policy at that point in time. When it was repealed. Were you How did you feel about that, that repealing was it Personal was he we joyful that it got repaired because it wasn't yours or where you're upset that, Kevin Rudd 39:04you know sick in the stomach. And you may remember that in the 2013 election in order to seek to preserve it, remember the politics of it was this Gilad political failure was this a, she used opposition to the carbon price and the carbon pollution reduction scheme as part of her push against me for the leadership? that's proven, let's just establish That's a fact. Secondly, she then has a near death experience in the 2010 election, scrambled time with the minority government, the Green Party then walk in and say, we're only going to support you if you put a price on carbon. And so suddenly, it's a carbon tax and not a floating price. And the problem is Gilad has promised in the previous election campaign that they will not That there will never be a carbon tax under a government will try and leave. At that point she killed the political credibility of her government at that point, and everything was downhill from then. So when I came back What did I do to get around that? I said, the first thing that we'll be doing is to legislate to turn the fixed price into a floating price to Megan do emissions trading scheme, thereby removing the political bugbear. This was a complete election breach by gilla. Dan Ilic 40:29I've got another question from one of our Patreon supporters. Claire Jenkins writes about this point in time right now we're in with with COVID and the economics of that we're living through. She asked if he was in power, what policies or industries would he prop up to help push Australia out of its current economic mess? Kevin Rudd 40:47What I do is complete the bloody National Broadband Network in the manner in which it was originally conceived as fiber optic to the pregnancy. Yes, and because Can you Imagine where we'd be right now, if there was no NBN at all. So we launched this thing, but back then 2008 was to be fiber optic to the premises. The other mob got elected in 2013 killed it by making it fiber optic to the node in order to look after Murdoch and his mates because they didn't want Netflix to be able to go straight through to people's homes. As a result, we have a much weaker broadband, as you know. But unless we launched the National Broadband Network when we did, there would be no national broadband at present, you'd have bits and pieces in various cities, large cities, but that's about it. So what would I do, given that where COVID-19 has taken us, which is the digital economy is the future unless this country has a fully functioning digital network with fiber optic to everyone else, everyone, small business, etc. We ain't gonna be competing. So I put the cache finish the job that we should have completed, had not the other mob taken Rupert's interest into account and killed it. Dan Ilic 42:10A lot of a lot has been written about that and when you hear it clear cut out of your mouth. Do you? Is it weird to kind of say How is it? I guess what I'm asking for Do you have a certain sense of shot in Florida with the way Fox tells subscribe is being dropped off? Kevin Rudd 42:29Well, I think Fox Fox hills ship program programming anyway, but look, Murdock knew back then and one of the reasons he turns out viciously against us is because of fiber optic to the premises. He just didn't want Netflix competition at that point. He wanted to be able to as it were evolved foxtel into a different business over time, because of you know, the residual investments in cable which he laid out a long time before that. So I basically marched in, and unbeknownst to myself, because I was just advancing a National Broadband Network for the good of the economy and for people working from home, etc for the future. I torpedoed his commercial strategy over bloody foxtel which was his only remaining cash cow in the country. So am I happy that fox Hill is going through the floor? Nah, I don't. I don't enjoy other people's pain. But God, you could see this coming. Dan Ilic 43:28It's so strange. Like if the NBN had been built to its fruition to its original design, Fox will probably be in a better bad, better position, they probably had to build a robust streaming business off the back of high capacity streaming. Kevin Rudd 43:43If I had any imagination, that's exactly what they would have done. But they had nothing they wanted to protect. What was then a billion dollars a year cash cow, because everyone in those days was watching for till there was nothing else and it costs subsidized. Murdoch's real power, which is his national print monopoly, all of which will last making the most of which will last me. Dan Ilic 44:01Let's talk about that going to say rupert murdoch, I seem to remember you going to say riverbed rocks before you ran? What was that conversation? Like in the room? And how do you? How do you have that conversation? And what do you talk about when you when you tell rupert murdoch, you're running for Prime Minister? Kevin Rudd 44:20Well, before anyone accuses me of being hypocrite, I've been doing that. Dan Ilic 44:24No, no, no, no, no one's accusing you of being hypocrite. I just want to know, what is it like? You know, what is this? Kevin Rudd 44:30What is it like for your listeners to understand why someone like me would do that? If the guy has 70% of the print media, and that he is definitionally hostile to labor, then isn't it better that I can as it were get to a stage where maybe in the 2007 election, we get 5050 coverage rather than 99 one which is the norm against labor, so that's why I did it. Really reduce Dan Ilic 44:57we all know why you do it. You know, when I every He does it. Every single buddy does it Kevin, what I want to know is what is it? Like? What's the feeling like of waiting in the lobby to say rip up? Kevin Rudd 45:10And what is it like waiting to shake? It's like waiting to shake hands with Gollum, you know? And then there's this thing that sits in the room opposite view saying, oh, precious, my precious, my precious. You have to be able to kind of understand the analogy there. I hope your listeners do. I think Dan Ilic 45:29Gollum is widely publicized throughout popular culture to get back. Kevin Rudd 45:32I don't know, you know, I'm just, I'm just 200 from the Queensland country. I'm not sure but so you're dealing with Gollum. And you got to understand that Gollum has got precious in his hands. And that's his share price. And he is a deeply far right conservative individual. So you just working with what you got the only thing that I could find that his interests in mind overlapped He believes in something called Small Business formation. And so, and because, you know, Trey's, my wife set up her own small business, which became a big business over time, we can talk about that. But beyond that, you're kind of dealing with a guy whose worldview is out there to the point where, you know, Attila the Hun would stop and blush at a particular point in that conversation. Dan Ilic 46:27And what were you feeling that what was your What was your gut feeling during that meeting? How are you handling that? Kevin Rudd 46:34Okay, well, you're in a negotiation, you know, and he's been around longer than me. He's dealt with political leaders, a lot of them before me. And so am I, of course anxious thing to get a better outcome for the Labour Party would otherwise be the case because I am. And she knows something. It's impoossible Tto warm to this guy there is there's nothing personal, personally redeeming about him. It's just, you know, and I've had many interactions with him. It's just nothing to talk about the values that I can identify of any redeeming quality, it's transactional. It's about the share price, and it's about power. That's his worldview. Dan Ilic 47:27For me. It's quite strange to reconcile that, the Australian who has had more effect on the world than anyone is Rupert Murdoch, it's in some respects, he is Australia's greatest Australian. But he's also Rupert Murdoch. Kevin Rudd 47:43He's our worst, He's our worst export. You know, in the United States where I spend most of my time Yeah, like since I came second in the 2013 election. Dan Ilic 47:55Do they give you a certificate or a ribbon for coming second? Kevin Rudd 48:00You get a runner up prize, you know, you get red for coming second rat, you had blue coming first and you're green for coming third. Anyway, so some of the United States I've been running an American think tank for the last five years, I get asked every day by Americans, how we ended up producing this phenomenon, which is, which is Murdoch, who is not just a cancer on the Australian democracy, which is cancer on the British democracy and a cancer on the American democracy. Dan Ilic 48:30Now, tell me, do you think we can get meaningful climate action around the world if we convince that we convince Rupert and Laughlin that climate action is working? Kevin Rudd 48:39I don't think it's a deliverable outcome. Murdoch is such an arrogant individual that he regards his own worldview is by definition, right. And that climate change is just, you know, as, as Abbott said, is absolute crap. That's his worldview. lochlan word Murdoch is no better by the way and lots of money. Because as deeply conservative on climate questions as his father, the only reason he would change I think is if somehow the ultimate News Corp share price was about to be ripped to pieces as a result of it. So News Corp shareholders Think about it. Dan Ilic 49:15Well, Gary has chimed in he says, How can we dismantle Murdoch's media holdout politics? We've kind of covered that a little bit. I don't think that's possible right. Kevin Rudd 49:25Now, I think we need to revisit to the media ownership laws in the country. One of the reasons why I for three years now call for a royal commission into media ownership and diversity in this country is that we cannot any longer sustain a system whereby this guy controls 70% of the print readership, my state of Queensland, which usually determines federal election outcomes. He has fought 13 of the 14 newspapers. And you ask the question, why is this state you know, constantly such hard going for the Labour Party? That's one of the reasons Do you think It even is relevant now in 2020, when you've got things like Facebook and misinformation as such huge levels that Murdoch has kind of his powers diminished and fake news is probably more of a threat. Oh, Murdoch is fake news. What I mean by that is, is you'd be surprised because what's happening with the hollowing out of the news industry in this country? Generally, the demise of local newspapers or regional newspapers, independent publishing houses, the collapse of APN and Fairfax, getting thinner and thinner. Is that why does Murdoch handy hang on to these loss making enterprises because he knows it's still an avenue for political power? And why is that because both the radio, television and social media still take so many feeds out of print, which he continues to dominate? Why does he have hundreds of working journalists at the Australian pumping out conservative crap every day is because if you go into a radio station in, you know, some regional center in, in rural Victoria, guess what's open on the on the on the interview This sets the agenda, that day's Australia. It sets the agenda and that's why they do it. Dan Ilic 51:18Now Gary is also asks is Jeff it's given and his support for the fossil fuel industry a liability for the AARP on climate change issues. Kevin Rudd 51:29I haven't sat down with Joel to have a long enough talk about what his actual end point is here. Whether he's seeking to change Federal Labor policy, or whether he's simply trying to protect his own seat. So I'll just pass comment on that. until I've really had a decent conversation with him because I don't quite understand the game plan. Dan Ilic 51:52Leadership is hard, Kevin, and I really appreciate you taking time to answer our questions today. If you had one bit of advice for Leaders heading into this space to and people of all walks of life wanting to show leadership on climate action. What would you say to them? Kevin Rudd 52:09I'd probably say two or three things. One, keep up to date with the technical and policy literature. It changes remarkably quickly, both in what technology is capable of, but also where the policy debates are going. It's very easy to become, as it were outdated. First point. Number two, be absolutely unapologetic about establishing a bold policy vision. People may not like climate change as the greatest moral challenge of our generation, they may like it. But whatever the equivalent is, you've got to hold open a vision by which people can in mobilizing organize action, a second thing without a vision the people perish on the Old Testament prophets once wrote. The third thing is this vision is useless unless you do three things, organize, organize and organize. And so here is the great problem often with activists in one form or another is that they love to seminar. They love to talk, but bloody organizing. That's difficult. And it's hard. And so organizing people to get on the talkback radio on to GB where everyone screams and shouts at you, is quite different from whether you join the queue to end up on q&a in a more comfortable environment at the ABC on a Monday evening. So organize, organize, organize, so read, keep across the literature, to lay out a vision for the son that plans extended vision splendid on the sun that plans extended for one As the destination point for climate so that it is both about our environment, our ecology and our economy wrapped together and three, organize, organize, organize. And the last one is hard Dan Ilic 54:11on the hard subjects. One of the hardest things about this is thinking about climate, in terms of justice, for leaders heading into this space, how can we reconcile justice for people who are on the who get the roar end of the deal? From our lavish lifestyles, talking about people who are most climate who most climate vulnerable people in areas where they're their land is going to be taken away by I say or by fires? How can we start really? How do you think about climate justice and like, what's is there? Is there one prism you look at that through? Kevin Rudd 54:55Yeah, we've got to have the prison as I have sought to in my employer. A lot of being a global citizen. I mean, it's so easy in political life just to see yourself as Joe local, or at best. Joe national. By definition, this one goes way beyond the national boundaries. So unless you have political leaders who see themselves, not just intellectually, but emotionally as global citizens, that is, has a better quality of empathy, which is those who risk the inundation of their entire lives and livelihoods in care Boston, Tuvalu, Marshall Islands and elsewhere. bows who will be forced from the land in terms of the meager subsistence economies which they support 40 million of them the low lowest line parts of Bangladesh, unless you actually have these house holes in your head, then it's an obstruction. So that's one thing the second day what you do about it. And so when we did the second pillar to the Copenhagen agreement, which was the hundred billion dollar climate adjustment fund, for which then became Green Fund, to assist in adaptation purposes for those sorts of countries and economies and regions, and, frankly, not serious. So it's both attitudinal and understanding. As john Wesley used to say, in a different context, several centuries ago, the world is my parish. That is, you know, we're global citizens here and it's a planetary challenge. And but then, secondly, being brutally pragmatic about the policy instruments necessary to support people who are not going to have an option. Dan Ilic 56:53One of the enduring images I think of your prime ministership was during the Queensland floods, and seeing you walk down the streets in your neighborhood helping people to evacuate the floods. And something interesting by comparison is seeing Scott Morrison holidays in Hawaii and then coming back to Australia saying he doesn't hold a hose. When you see that kind of leadership, what goes through your head? Kevin Rudd 57:21Look, I don't know what was in his head when he's to go to Waikiki. I've got no idea. And so I don't know what family pressures were on him or what all the rest of it. But what worries me about Morrison more generally, I've got to say is this when people have christened him Scotty from marketing? I think they're very close to the money here. Because there's a former state director of liberal party. Morrison and my experience is always concerned about how he appears and how the Liberal Party appears and Marketing and public relations since that's his first instinct if you if you were to ask me this, what is Scott Morrison's policy worldview? I could Nancy you and I've known this guy quite well in the federal parliament, but I was still a member. So, and we've got these sort of folks in the Labour Party as well. I'm not pretending to be Robinson Crusoe, that I'm so not pretending that this is a problem for liberal parties just that this guy's ended up as prime minister. Dan Ilic 58:27I thought you were predicted to be Robinson Crusoe because you have this amazing beard but Kevin Rudd 58:32that's by the way No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's, that's my attempt to go into my next Hemingway phase is getting a Remington manual typewriter and cigars and love Jamaica rum. I'm taking lessons a TAFE course in bullfighting. So you know, to complete the Hemingway sort of delusion. So I think, you know, I didn't know what was in Morrison's mind, but I've got to say you Going against his own benchmark that was a big marketing failure. You know, something in politics, it's not that complicated. The Australian public can spot a fraud at 1000 paces. Look in your eyeballs. And they they know whether you're for real or not. And, and the problem here is this guy's a marketing guy. And that's, I think, ultimately his downfall. Dan Ilic 59:31Kevin, in Australia, do Prime Ministers get to keep the title, don't have to call your prime minister Kevin Rudd. Oh, God, no. Kevin Rudd 59:39And I think it's one of the great things about Australia. We don't go in for all that stuff. I live in America and people call you Prime Minister all the time. It's get it gets embarrassing. Here. I'm very lucky in a given day, if I just get away with Kevin. Usually it's considerably worse than that. Dan Ilic 59:54Well, Kevin, thank you so much for joining us on irrational fear. You're completely generous with But the topics we went to the areas we went to, and I thank you for for your time and your insight and your intellect. Thanks, my pleasure to be with you and thanks for Thanks for knighting me on Twitter. I was very kind of you I didn't deserve it. But, you know, I thought I thought any Tony Abbott could do that. Kevin Rudd 1:00:17No, no, it's it's a general dispensation for those of us who have been Prime Minister of this country. Dan Ilic 1:00:24Thanks very much, Kevin. Kevin Rudd 1:00:27GM, the greatest moral podcast of our generation. Dan Ilic 1:00:31That was Kevin Rudd, what did you think Lynne? If you start watching all of the Lord of the Rings movies now including all the other Hobbit, you should be able to finish it just by the time the world implodes, so you should be fine Linh Do 1:00:43by the time we leave lockdown. That's right. That's how I'm spending the rest of Melbourne stage four. Dan Ilic 1:00:48On the second Monday of every month, we're going to be holding these conversations coming down the line. I'm going to be talking with the se moseby who is fighting for the tar strike. Sarah Wilson, Adam bandt and Rebecca Huntley. Also on the list as well. And I want to know who you'd like to hear from drop me a line at Dan at irrational fear.com or on social media. Thanks a lot, everyone. We'll see you next month for the greatest moral podcast of our generation or next week for irrational fear. Transcribed by https://otter.ai

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TRANSCRIPTION BY OTTER.AI: Dan Ilic 0:00Louis, Lewis Hobba 0:00Daniel, how are you? Dan Ilic 0:02Oh, very good. We had a big week on Patreon this week more people getting us to 64% of op x. I'm using terms like op x now that's I don't even know that means operational expenditure. And big thanks to Angela Brown, Yun de patron, Josh Fergus, Stephen and a guy called Matthew Vander pude, who I believe is like a specialist in like hyperlapse photography, you should check out their work online. So head to patreon.com forward slash irrational fear to get us to 100% as soon as we can break even the sooner we can buy needless cameos for American reality stars to put on the shark. Unknown Speaker 0:38Sorry for the second time what's hyperlapse Why am I such a fucking idiot today? Dan Ilic 0:42hyperlapse is hyperlapse of these incredible stop motion image like movies that like can zoom through locations. This guy's absolutely incredible. He's a big fan of irrational fear. So he dropped awesome. The Unknown Speaker 0:56big man you limit your references to like two or three things and Now that I've never Dan Ilic 1:00heard of, Louis, we're about to talk to a lawyer who Unknown Speaker 1:03is representing Dan Ilic 1:04representing a group of teenagers who are doing a class action against the government. And I'm sure there's gonna be lots of lingo You and I are gonna have to ask him. Hey, another way you can support the show is by making your car carbon neutral with go neutral. I did it this week, you can pay go neutral, 90 bucks and they'll send you a little sticker to pop on your car. And on your behalf. They'll buy 3.5 tonnes of carbon offsets which is about the emissions of an average car for the year. And if you use the link in the show notes, you get five bucks or sorry five bucks comes to us. Yeah, get $5 $5 comes to us. So big thanks to go neutral for that. So head on over there and make your car carbon neutral. All right, my end of irrational fears recorded on gadigal land the urination. sovereignty was never said let's start the show. Unknown Speaker 1:52irrational fear contains naughty words like bricks can be fed come and Action view. A rational fear recommended listening by immature audience. Dan Ilic 2:05Tonight separating families in the Queensland Botha has got to stop says the current world champion of separating families Peter Dutton, and a huge bushfire near Los Angeles was started by fireworks from a gender reveal party. While the agenda is still yet to be revealed, Elisa confirmed it was a dick move. And this week Sydney Olympic Park reaches a major milestone. It has been exactly 20 years since its last visitor who would have thought that September 11 would have lost a meeting. Well, hey, it's 2020 this is irrational fear. This is irrational fear. I'm your host disgraced rugby league Star Dan Ilic sinned joining us on the panel today. She's a journalistic comedian and he realistics the award winning Triple Threat Angela Lapierre good eye and hello now journalism common ah Hello What have you won an award for each of those disciplines? Ange Lavoipierre 3:10Ah everything but journalism it's literally the only reason I'm taking it off I just want to walk away and then I'm out. That's like my job. Dan Ilic 3:19Well, I think I think the Walkley is finished last week the the entry date did you get your weekly application? Unknown Speaker 3:25Dad? No, I didn't. I guess I'm in for another year. Dan Ilic 3:29Next, next guest is the co host of the phone hacks podcast and is the darling of the Melbourne stand up comedy circuit. Lightly. He's done gigs in the living room, the bathroom and the Panic Room. It's my Goldstein. Unknown Speaker 3:42Hey, thanks Dan Ilic 3:43for having me. Mike. How you coping with lockdown in Melbourne. Mike Goldstein 3:48I think you could probably tell by my terrible facial hair and the vacant stare of a man who's watched all the Pornhub Oh, it's going so that speaks for itself. Plays plays Unknown Speaker 3:59that moustache does definitely sound like you've been watching a lot of Pornhub but if Pornhub was just on VHS Unknown Speaker 4:04Oh, yeah, totally. So I go old school with it, you know? Yeah. And I play plays on my hoodie just to feel extra creepy. Dan Ilic 4:12It's great. Yeah. Mike plays no spoilers. I haven't finished it yet. And a man who once made Sean McAuliffe cry on national radio Louis harbour Hello, Dan Lewis, who else have you made cry on national radio? Unknown Speaker 4:26Ah, I made so many people angry when I'm on the radio. Not a lot of tears. Obviously. I had a botros weeps every time I show up to work just because she asked her about how much of the ABC budget goes directly into my pocket, which is Dan Ilic 4:46a little later on. We're gonna be talking with a lawyer who is launching a class action on behalf of a group of teenagers in order to stop a call mine will ask him why those kids aren't going down the traditional activist route and challenging the coal mine to dance on tik tok. But first, let's go Stuck in the face. Unknown Speaker 5:04This is a rational view. Dan Ilic 5:07Fan number one. A different kind of mind. Now work is in the content minds all over the world freaked out when an op ed appeared in The Guardian this week that was written entirely by an artificial intelligent robot GPT three in the article GPT three eloquently argued that AI was a friend of the humans. I read the piece and it was far more coherent than Donald Trump. It had a larger vocabulary than Mark Latham and it was convincingly more human than Peter Dutton. The article was written by the open AI language generator off the single prompt, please write a short op ed around 500 words keep the language simple and concise. Focus on why humans have nothing to fear from AI, which I believe is also the opening scene of the latest Terminator movie, which also when you watch it, you might as well think it's actually probably written by robot. Mike, are you worried about the content right? And then cutting finger jobs. Unknown Speaker 6:02Well, I mean, I'm not a journalist and could probably speak to this better that you know, there's freelance journalists desperate for work, but they're like, I will just make a fucking robot do it. How's that sound? You know? And then what fascinated me about this article. Firstly was how did the robot get past the I am not a robot threshold? Any online? Dan Ilic 6:25Yeah, hang on a second. Did you have to get past that threshold to publish an article in The Guardian? Unknown Speaker 6:30You would think super hard. I'm always Unknown Speaker 6:32getting caught at that thing as well. It's not easy to do. Dan Ilic 6:34Yeah, I don't live in America. I don't know what a 500 is. Unknown Speaker 6:39What about the one that's just a click LIKE THE I'm not a robot? Yeah. Like, I feel like with sophisticated technology, someone can come up with something that clicks right. like crazy. Dan Ilic 6:50Yeah, surely we can surely we can put through a neural network several pictures of buttons that robots can learn that they can press Unknown Speaker 6:59needs. It'd be something a bit more sort of ephemeral and human like just like a picture of something just like show me on the picture. Where is shame? Dan Ilic 7:09Yeah. Which of the following sentences or sarcasm? Unknown Speaker 7:13Yeah what emotion does this make you feel? You know? Unknown Speaker 7:16Yeah, make the test that all of us can already pause Unknown Speaker 7:23no one to be able to get into any account ever Dan Ilic 7:25were on the Android the robot touch you? different question different different tests different tests. The editor of The Guardian said that editing GPA through its paces, like editing, any other human pace. We cut lines and paragraphs we rearranged the order of them in some places. Overall, it took less time to edit the many human op eds, Louis is it surprising that a robot is a better writer than a human? Unknown Speaker 7:48Um, I mean, not really. But I guess I haven't read it. I'm curious to read it. I've remember I remember a lot in the past when these sorts of things have happened and they've got like an AI to record a song or an AI There are a lot of story in it, they usually terrible. The fact that it's good, I must admit does make me genuinely uncomfortable. Dan Ilic 8:09This one was really good. Like I've seen a lot of those articles too. And usually it's a sports article or something really simple you can just plug in stuff but this was a really great pace. Unknown Speaker 8:18There was one line that actually like it said study show to the robot speak and study show that we cease to exist without human interaction surrounded by Wi Fi. we wander lost and fields of information unable to register the real world. And I like had an emotional breakdown reading that I was like that defines all of us in lockdown at the moment, basically. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful. Unknown Speaker 8:41That's more depth than you get in like an entire newspaper in a whole week like that is poetry. I think that that robot just made like, you know, most writers obsolete with that one sentence. Like you Louis I opened this expecting it to be auto trash and if anything I mean, the only place where it really fell down was actually convincing me of the argument that it was seeking to make. I was like structure tick vocab tick. Like it is beautiful, but it is chilling. It is completely chilling. Like, especially if like me when you read it, you actually heard the whole thing in the voice from the Resident Evil movie. Like very, very clearly, like, believe me, and artificial, like artificial intelligence will not destroy humans. I can't even do like I don't have that level of titling and I'm not even gonna try to do the voice Unknown Speaker 9:32it said that too many times the with the robots will not destroy humanity. I was like, Alright, chill out, bro. Unknown Speaker 9:39Yeah. Unknown Speaker 9:41Why? No, it's a real like Australian. It won't take any Australian journalist jobs until they can learn to just be like, pointlessly starting fights on Twitter, Dan Ilic 9:52or doing Recaps of the bachelor that it could take Australian journalists jobs. Can robots like this replace comedy Do you think Mike, Unknown Speaker 10:01I don't know, because what I was fascinated about was that it said, it got all its knowledge by by reading the entire internet, right? So I was like, how is its knowledge not mainly made up of conspiracy theories, cat videos and porn, right? That's how it's like. That's a 98% of the internet. I thought so. I guess that's all my jokes are about onstage. So Dan Ilic 10:26yeah, maybe? Well, NBC is launching their streaming service part peacock soon and they've been running trials with an artificial intelligent Jay Leno. NBC have fed 20 years of Jay Leno's Tonight Show monologues into a machine learning neural network and asked it to write a monologue each day based on the day's news. And the results are almost convincing. Unknown Speaker 10:51Thank you. Thank you. I'm artificial intelligent Jay Leno, and this is the AI Tonight Show. It is so hot in Los Angeles. Madame Tussauds looks like a George W. Bush, Los Angeles. That celebrity rapper ice cube is now just called George W. Bush. It's so hot in LA people have started liking Ellen again, George W. Bush. It's now so hot in Los Angeles that celebrities noses have melted back into their George W. Bush. It's so hot in Hollywood that los Angelenos are being told to leave bowls of water out for Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg. Ladies and gentlemen, George W. Bush. David Letterman stabbed in the back so many times you may as well call me Monica Seles, and Conan O'Brien just didn't work for a mainstream audience. He's crazier than a pyjama party at Michael Jackson's house. America loves me. I'm up there with SUVs iraq war one and George W. Bush. Dan Ilic 11:52You know, it's pretty close. It's pretty close. It is not Unknown Speaker 11:55quite right. Unknown Speaker 11:57Absurd charm to it. Like I I liked it. I liked the kind of disjointed the clunky like I liked it. I think I prefer it frankly. Dan Ilic 12:06Fate number two there is a war of a journalism happening in Australia and China to Australian journalists. The ABC China correspondent Bill bertels. And the AFIS Mike Smith were rushed back to Australia after spending a couple of days taking shelter in the Australian embassies in Beijing and Shanghai. They made their way directly to the embassies after getting messages on their phones and the Chinese police wanted to interview them. Some say this is a bit of an overreaction. I mean, I get shot strange Chinese messages on my phone at least once a month saying the Australian Tax Office wants to interview me. I don't go rushing to no embassy somewhere also saying that this is actually good news for the industry. After all journalists are finally back in demand, sure, by the various state police forces, but as Oscar Wilde once said, it's better to be talked about into work in public relations. And you are the journalist on the panel. Should Australians be upset about this? Unknown Speaker 12:56Oh look, I think there are several reasons that Australian should be up about this, you've touched on most of them there, but one I think is not getting enough attention. Because, look, I think mostly what Australia should be upset about here is that China has kind of stolen its thing. Dan Ilic 13:15He's saying it was the Chinese are making a cheap knockoff of police rights. Is that what's happening, Unknown Speaker 13:19saying all I'm saying, dad is that sending clips around to journalists harms, the national security concerns is a signature Australian. Asked Anika Smith has bullying journalists so much. I think that I'm not sure this is a diplomatic status anymore. I'm pretty sure it's a copyright dispute. Later today, maybe we can ask him. But look, whatever Australia has done along the way to its own journalists, which is, of course totally different. totally legitimate. We love the rule of law here. There's nowhere to cut it so it's a good book to China is there I mean, Kiki journalist, that is usually the very last thing that you do before a coup or a genocide. It's like the star on the Christmas tree. If like war crimes is switching on the fairy lights. very last thing that you do. Although yeah right right now China doesn't seem super concerned about the optics like roughly is concerned about the optics is no good son after a drink. Unknown Speaker 14:16No, that's very dated reference, but I'm really Dan Ilic 14:18sorry. We just that's okay. We just got to Unknown Speaker 14:25do bush Dan Ilic 14:27there's another Australian journalist who's currently in jail Chang lei who is the anchor for CG tn which if you read Chris Kenny's column CG tn is kind of like the ABC Ching lays man in jail for some weeks not and these guys were just hanging out with D flat for a couple of days. So these guys do. Is there too much fuss being made about these guys and not ever chengli? Unknown Speaker 14:50Well, look, I think you can't make too much fuss over the fact that the last two Australian journalists have just been kicked out of China. So everyone has been loving to say this week Oh, we'd like woessner eyes in China, which would like ironically maybe precipitate bring over more spies. I mean, that is a possible outcome. You'd have to kind of countenance but look, yeah, the other thing is it is hard to kind of feel your heart bleed in into significant way over four days in the embassy. I mean, all we need to really do is ask Mike about that. Dan Ilic 15:25Well, and let me ask you, if you are on the run from China, would you run to the strange embassy? Is that what you would? Unknown Speaker 15:33It's a smart move, and I'm so glad for them that they had the embassy there to go to I really like you know, genuinely I shudder to think what what might have happened. If bill and Mike hadn't had the embassy to run to of course it is worth noting that there isn't an equivalent in Australia. We don't have a journalist embassy yet. I'm not saying it's overdue. I'm not not saying it's overdue. I'm basically I'm saying let's have a journalist embassy like a regular embassy. But if you guys have seen john wick cry isn't Yeah, like that, like the spy hotel, but for journalists, that's what I want for this one is to have a safe place to go, Dan Ilic 16:20isn't it? Isn't it the National Press Club in Canada? Isn't that just a place for journalists to get drunk? Unknown Speaker 16:25I don't think the walls are very high politicians and all the time. Unknown Speaker 16:30In your video, comparison is Chris Kenney john wicks and says the only strength journalists get really angry about a reference to a dog. Unknown Speaker 16:40Yeah, wow, I don't I don't like this universe anymore. Unknown Speaker 16:45I'm hitting the escape button. But yeah, no, I genuinely think we need one. I mean, everyone who's been fired rioted run out of town, evicted from their homes because their wage doesn't cover the rent anymore. Maybe had a full blown nervous breakdown because everyone in the team has been made redundant and they What over time? Do we have walls we would have a pen budget we would have a password the password would be password. Unknown Speaker 17:10We Unknown Speaker 17:10were on that we've been busted before. Dan Ilic 17:13And finally have all the journalists together so they won't have to go on Twitter. They could just talk to each other like they do on Twitter. Unknown Speaker 17:19Yeah, yeah. I mean, Twitter's gonna be like there's gonna be it's gonna be tumbleweed. Let's be real about this. But yeah, might be able to have a sensible conversation for once. I know it sounds extreme, but there's only 22 of us left in the Unknown Speaker 17:37we got we got robots now. Robots can do all this shit. Unknown Speaker 17:40Yeah, we are. We don't need much. We just stayed like, you know, like a backyard like a quarter acre. I reckon. They just like pen something out. You know, maybe we could take part of the Russian embassy. They've killed a lot of journalists. I'm sure they always. Unknown Speaker 17:53Yeah, it definitely felt like a coincidence that the Australian journalists ran back to Australia, just weeks after China banned Australian wine. Unknown Speaker 18:02Yeah, yeah, like Hang on. Unknown Speaker 18:04I can't get booze. Unknown Speaker 18:08I'm out of here. Yeah, I mean, they were they did actually fleet. You know, we say that they were kicked out but really they would chased I mean, Unknown Speaker 18:17they killing them calots Unknown Speaker 18:19because that's, that's my take. I know it's an unusual one for journalists, but that's what I'm going with. Yeah, no, I think you know, journalists know what it feels like to be kicked out of places I've been kicked out of. I've been kicked out of courtrooms. I've been kicked out of cop shops. I've been kicked off john Howard's front lawn, the ones we know what it feels like, but they were they actually had to beg to leave so they were fleeing. Yeah, cowards. I think that's where we landed. Dan Ilic 18:44Yeah, Mike, what's your take on this? Unknown Speaker 18:46I was just jealous. When I heard about two guys I got to travel the world a little bit you know. Dan Ilic 18:53Still luck in luck down. These went Melbourne based journalist Unknown Speaker 19:00infection. It knocks it out in a minute. One minute they seize Unknown Speaker 19:05our rational fear. Dan Ilic 19:07In a moment we're gonna be talking with the man who is leading a class action to shut down a coal mine expansion on behalf of Australia's teenagers but first, we're gonna play Hang on a sec. This week's Hang on a sec comes from the deep dark world of Australian q anon supporters. This one clip is from a woman named Karen Brewer, who among other things, last defamation case and had her Facebook posts pulled after calling a group of politicians paedophiles. And despite being a big presence in the Australian conspiracy theory saying it was recently revealed she was she's feeding her followers conspiracy theory content from her home in New Zealand. All I can say is New Zealand. I am so sorry. You don't deserve that plays. Let us back in. In this clip, Karen Brewer is trying to harness the power of Australia's greatest resource to blockade the Governor General's house. I'll play the clip and if Whenever you want to button just say Hang on a sec here we go Unknown Speaker 20:02just hang on a sec before I even start it's her name actually Karen Oh did you My name is Karen should Dan Ilic 20:07we add to it we are talking we better watch a video of an actual Karen she might be the Karen that all the Karen's are based on fear yeah yeah Unknown Speaker 20:16to all the grey nomads Hang on a sec. Unknown Speaker 20:20I was not familiar with the term grey nomads and I had to go look it up it is not as cool as it sounds like just some like mad max level shit. It's just old people in a caravan. Unknown Speaker 20:34Right. I didn't know I didn't know that they were self identifying at this point. I thought it was still a slum Unknown Speaker 20:42mobile homes. We can. I'll tell you now. There's lovely little locations down there in Canberra outside the Governor General time in year alumna. wanna pick up your mobile I'm and you might want to go in there for a couple of days Unknown Speaker 21:04Hang on a sec. Where did she learn to give a political space like this Like this phrasing there is there is so much that politicians in Australia I think could really learn from like she's really i don't know i don't i it's weird to be positive about this. I know I know. But it's like she's actually really like a pacing is rolled gold. Unknown Speaker 21:25Yeah, there's definitely never been any problems in history with people who have famously great orators. She finishes with a couple of days. I'm like, I think she's watching a lot of 90 sketch comedy. Unknown Speaker 21:42Victoria, or Tasmania. Unknown Speaker 21:46And you're a great Nomad. Unknown Speaker 21:47Hang on a sec. Unknown Speaker 21:48Change happens the moment you stand up. Unknown Speaker 21:53It's not really this is more aesthetic. I just noticed the rings around her eyes match her top Unknown Speaker 22:05Because it also it's very cool to be appealing directly to all people and asking them to stand up. Dan Ilic 22:10Yeah, they've earned the right to sit down. That's why they haven't mobile homes. They Unknown Speaker 22:14spend all their time sitting down. The worst time in history to tell old people to go travelling around. It's like they're high risk. What are you doing? Yeah, Unknown Speaker 22:24like you get disqualified from leading the grind Nomad movement if you are still dyeing your hair as well. Unknown Speaker 22:32Wouldn't it be fabulous, you know, tomorrow morning, David Hurley wakes up. Nice 1400 grey nomads in their mobile campus. Pull it up. They're not done Russell drive? Yeah. You know, because parking might be tight, you might have to park place together. Dan Ilic 22:52Hang on a sec. This woman has clearly never ever been to camera and has no idea about how much space there is to have Unknown Speaker 23:02doesn't try to park that is then bet it's gonna be an absolute debacle Unknown Speaker 23:08you know across the road it's called blocking the road you know who else you know who else is big truck drivers and stuff? I often got cabins in their big semies Yeah, I got Kevin's and I'm sure I'm sure they'd be a few grey nomads down there because we're social people out we we like we like to have a chat with each other i mean i'm sure they'd be great nomads pull up that would help you know help a truck he that was also packed there. Make a toasted sandwich and Dan Ilic 23:37I'm gonna show you she implying there's going to be some kind of grind Nomad trucky key party is this what is this? What's going on here? Unknown Speaker 23:44It's about toasties dan be filthy. Unknown Speaker 23:47I think you're only allowed to do that in Queensland. Unknown Speaker 23:50Maybe you know, people come together to do what you need to do. Probably only need to be there for two or three days Oregon and Of course that Unknown Speaker 24:01I actually have forgotten what this is about. But what why does she want everyone to go to camera like well what's the blockade for us? Yeah it's been going for nearly a minute and a half and she hasn't really gotten to that point. Dan Ilic 24:12I think she's blocked I think she wants to do a blockade about the the lockdown laws in Victoria I think Unknown Speaker 24:20hasn't said that no actually hasn't said that. Unknown Speaker 24:23At the moment she just seems to be asking for some friends Unknown Speaker 24:27it's really it's about testing she's actually quite literal Unknown Speaker 24:31misunderstanding Unknown Speaker 24:33that all of a sudden these 1400 key events packed in there done Russell drive by and died earlier visit Unknown Speaker 24:42Hang on a sec. was Unknown Speaker 24:46like Okay, why are we fixated on on David Hurley like he doesn't have a legislative agenda Dan Ilic 24:51yet. I don't know if you know in in common law, Dave Hurley is the queen of Australia and he says happens in Australia because he's he's Australia's queen. Unknown Speaker 25:02I think he I think he was given extra powers when Scott Martin started wearing heli hats. Karen Brewer 25:14next minute, they'd be a few hundred semies driving into camera. Then of course down in, down in Victoria they get Linda Linda DCU governor Li gonna wake up tomorrow morning and find this bloody 700 campervans the Unknown Speaker 25:34power thick. Can we please place her accent because when she's been cute, she's like an ace London. Ah, yeah. And then a lot sometimes it's like a Queensland con accent or maybe I just think that because she's shouting Dan Ilic 25:47and clearly in exile in New Zealand, so she's mixed up this entire thing. Unknown Speaker 25:51Yeah, can anyone else has anyone else picked any I picked out any accents. I feel like Unknown Speaker 25:55it's very similar to like the chim chiminey song from Mary Poppins. Unknown Speaker 26:00Yeah, nice London. Yeah. chimeneas as they call it in London. That is Yeah. Dan Ilic 26:07And I think the arithmetic is strange. Why would 1400 camp events can't turn up to camera that any 710 up to Government House in Melbourne? Unknown Speaker 26:16What is this year three maths? Unknown Speaker 26:18Yeah. Dan Ilic 26:20A 1400 camera, camera and 710 after Unknown Speaker 26:28working Dan Ilic 26:29heresy theorists will it take to topple the government? Unknown Speaker 26:33It only took 300 to defeat the Trojans. He needs 1400s debate David Hill. Unknown Speaker 26:40So does she actually have a platform? Is there any chance of this like happening of all the great nomads listening and showing up? Is this like a possibility? I think the first mistake she made was putting it on the internet. Yeah. Dan Ilic 26:53If you really wanted people to watch this, who are gamer nomads, you should have put it on ABC News. Unknown Speaker 27:01But you remember if she does have a following you remember when like, you know, people needed to be charismatic and articulate now it's just a crazy lunch lady screaming at yeah Dan Ilic 27:12it's mixed. No, that's the that's the future Mike. That's the future. Unknown Speaker 27:16I found that a really soothing kind of had a nice rhythm cadence to it really, I'm kind of sad. It's over Dan Ilic 27:22MSR as Unknown Speaker 27:25you respect her ability to do a pregnant pause. But just as a as an orator like I thought her ability to just wipe for the audience. She was pausing for applause that wasn't there. It's quite it's quite a second. Unknown Speaker 27:41Cause Dan Ilic 27:43our guest for tonight is a courageous man. He is fighting the government to stop a coal mine on one hand, and he's representing a passionate group of eight teenager activists on the other from equity generation lawyers. It's David Banda. David. Welcome to irrational fear. Unknown Speaker 27:58Thanks for having me. David, Dan Ilic 28:00when we were kids, we were really into avocado and toast. But this new generation of teens is so different. What the hell are they all about? Unknown Speaker 28:10They're incredible. I can't even begin to explain. We did a little bit of TV yesterday, ABC, which I think some people watching, Dan Ilic 28:17right? Oh, that's great. All the great nomads are over a relative, Unknown Speaker 28:21and they like one of the one on Ava and she just killed it. Absolutely amazing, completely articulate across all these climate science stuff. And then and followed it, followed it up in the drum and just gave this amazing presentation about how climate change is going to impact her and, and her peers. And it's like, Ah, yeah, I wasn't doing that when I was 17. Dan Ilic 28:43Absolutely. So tell us about the injunction that you're trying to get past to try and stop this coal mine in northern New South Wales and how how this whole it came about for you? Unknown Speaker 28:53Yeah, so it's an injunction to stop the environment minister from making a decision to approve this coal mine extension. We can get that injunction under something called the Constitution. You may have heard of that. Dan Ilic 29:06I've been watching a lot of Q anon videos I'm well versed in. Unknown Speaker 29:11Yeah, yeah. So it's a bit more than the vibe, but it actually says something about it in that. So the. So these kids are pretty smart. So they say that the minister can't make that decision because she will breach her duty of care to younger people to vulnerable people. And that duty of care sounds to us like the fact that she kind of gave up because of the climate change impacts that it will have. Dan Ilic 29:36Do you need to find more vulnerable sounding teens because the teens you had on television were incredibly articulate. Maybe you should just find some ones who just can't talk very well. David Barnden 29:47Look, yeah, we could do that. But it's a class action. So it's it, amazingly enough, includes every single person under the age of 18 in the world. Really? Wow. I Dan Ilic 29:59didn't. I didn't To stand like and when you say when you talk I always wonder about class actions and how you can sign up to be part of a class like what's the maximum size of the class you can you can be part of to do an action Unknown Speaker 30:11particularly a class in the sense where you like they've just got out of class action Unknown Speaker 30:18to enjoy the idea that there is some like really very hardcore conservative teenagers somewhere in the world who like Unknown Speaker 30:25not not real Unknown Speaker 30:26not happening on real plays. They're like, Oh, I'm in the class action Dan Ilic 30:32all these fossil fuel running that's been paying for my tuckshop lunches. Dive you've been working in this kind of kind of warfare active activism for a while. Is that an unfair term to use? I just saw you grimace Unknown Speaker 30:46there. Ah, yeah, yeah, look, I'm taking umbrage right now I believe. Both No, look, it's it's completely it's just the people who normally is the law or they're not even people. They're they're usually corporations. They used to hate Cash, they've got a new Dan Ilic 31:01strong new stronger word here than that. David if you want to. Unknown Speaker 31:05Yeah, look, I can I can, but it's going public, right? Dan Ilic 31:07Yeah. Unknown Speaker 31:10So so it's probably just strange. It's probably strange to the people in power. It's like, oh, what really? Other people can use the law when the law exists to help everyone? Oh, yeah. Like we're used to seeing kids down the coal mines not something. Unknown Speaker 31:26I saw you grimace before and you know, obviously warfare is is a slum. It's absolutely a slur. You're up against the government in this matter. And the government is supposed to comport itself as a model litigants, quote, unquote, they're supposed to sort of be, you know, always can conduct themselves very, very well in very good faith in in a court in any matter. Have they done so? Unknown Speaker 31:50Are they quiet? They're not saying anything publicly. We have correspondence with the the representatives of the Minister and the lovely Yes. How Dan Ilic 32:00How do they do? How do they correspond to a common a horse with a scroll? Unknown Speaker 32:06Please, we're going to build a common Unknown Speaker 32:10look, funnily enough, they do use email. And it's very nice to receive those those PDFs. Let's Dan Ilic 32:15see, you've been I mean, you've been kind of working in this space for a while in terms of class actions around climate. Have you had much success in the past? Unknown Speaker 32:25We're in that sweet spot. We've got a couple of actions on foot. We haven't lost anything yet. All potential though. Yeah, that's right. So they look that that'll we'll see what happens. We've got a trial coming up in November for a case for a young man in Brisbane against his superannuation fund for not disclosing climate change risks to him and not incorporating sort of a process to weed out risky investments. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 32:53This is slightly dicey territory, potentially and so you can tell me to get back but but Guess you know, we're at a point in history where there's a certain like, like, this is pretty cutting edge kind of cases that you're doing. And it's going to become more common in the future, but it's not super common right now. And so I imagined that you would encounter a real range of views from the judiciary. Like, are there states that are better or worse to launch? Actually no levels of courts that are better or worse, to launch action in for that reason? Unknown Speaker 33:29Yeah, it looks it's a judicial lottery. Every member of the judiciary has their expertise and their experience. And that's probably also say about that. So I don't know. I have no idea. We'll take care of the kids coming into court forgive my ignorance of the system like will they be in court with you at any point? No court court doesn't exist anymore. It's like just everyone in front of a green screen with like the coat of arms behind it and look if they lean back too far. disappearing arms and like there would be no wardrobe or keys or something. So there'll be all online. Unknown Speaker 34:06So they just send in a tick tock video. Unknown Speaker 34:13So is that how long How long is it gonna be like that just until the pandemics over a year? I don't know the sort of extending it indefinitely. things down in Victoria where we follow this class action are pretty slow. They they do deal with urgent or more urgent things quicker, but we don't have a return date yet, which means we don't have like this, this first court date to do timetabling and we don't have a judge yet. So Dan Ilic 34:38yeah, we'll say with this particular case, what's like the most amazing kind of story or things happen to you whilst kind of putting this together? What have you been surprised by Unknown Speaker 34:50just just just these just the people we represent like so there's eight kids. They're all absolutely articulate, passionate. It's fair to say my view view of the world has changed over the last three weeks or four weeks now. Well, you know, what? Unknown Speaker 35:05just just Unknown Speaker 35:06just the passion, the awareness how if these kids literally the future and these are the latest that that will have, were in good hands, the the connected sort of, to their emotions, they're connected family, they're connected to community. They're absolutely straight ahead of anyone. You know, most people in their 20s, early 30s 40s 50s it's absolutely privileged to deal with them. Yeah, how did they find you dad? Like I wouldn't have known how to find a lawyer. Unknown Speaker 35:39Yeah, look, I think they find me quite charming. Unknown Speaker 35:42Yes, they love that dad joke humour. Yeah, Unknown Speaker 35:47well, yeah. You know, lo, etc. Dan Ilic 35:51Yeah, they found David on tik tok. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 35:55I do hang out on Tick Tock. I did. Yeah. That's what what one should do. Yeah, no, no. So so you know, we're lawyers, we advise people. Dan Ilic 36:04We have contacts that then we got in contact with them through the school strikes the climate network. Right. So through that what that does is that's a pretty solid network. Now they're kind of presidents all over the world for individuals and groups of people taking their governments to task over climate action between Denmark and more recently in Ireland, and I'm going to be talking with the se moseby. Tomorrow about their fight, talking about taking the tar strike to to sue the Australian Government in the lack of climate action in the UN in Geneva. Can you take this class action any further than the Victorian supreme court? Unknown Speaker 36:37So it's in the Victorian registry of the federal court? We we just hope to win and we hope that that's it but you know, it could be a few appealed to the full federal court and then appealed to the High Court that's that's the route of appeals. We can't really go the UN I'm afraid. BIT bit of out of out of out jurisdiction really. Dan Ilic 36:59Now, there are plenty of People who, I guess, would say they have a sense of grief about the enormous loss that they've witnessed over the last even just a few years when it comes to climate change. What do you say to them about organising to join a class action for climate action? What How do you build one Unknown Speaker 37:20more people technically already in it. We we love people to sign up and register on our on our website just to give support to the students bringing the action. So that's a positive step they can take. But there's lots of positive things people can do. And so these students are on the side organising protests, they're, they're involved in the school strike for climate movement. They wonderful thing they you know, they bring their parents along, in many cases. We speak to the parents unlike me, I didn't really know much about climate change beforehand. And that turns out it's a secret important. So it's a you know, just Just spread the word and and society's starting to change. Dan Ilic 38:04Is it bizarre that, you know, the students are teaching the older people all about the climate issues? They seem to be so connected? Is that a? Is that a that's a weird disconnect for you. Unknown Speaker 38:15Yeah, yes, it is actually. But in some ways, not surprising. They're, they're teaching us stuff as well, just just around really, really good protocols on how to introduce yourself and, you know, they're always you know, standard Welcome to Country, this sort of stuff. They're amazing. They're, they're way more in contact with sort of issues in society. And, and it's great to learn from them. So yeah, it's amazing. What do you rate your chances out of 10? So when I Well, it's 10 out of 10. Dan Ilic 38:51Is there a school is there like a sports bed app or something I can put? Unknown Speaker 38:56Then look, probably it probably is Unknown Speaker 39:00If you find it, let me know. Oh, that's the I don't I don't think I could do that. Unknown Speaker 39:06David, we, um, we covered this story on on our podcast for the ABC, the signal as well. And I think one of the most interesting things that I took away from it was that if you are successful or you know, whatever your chances are if you are successful, it has the potential to kind of lead to other projects being cancelled, it creates such a creates a very, very strong precedent in law. Is that part of what made you want to do this case? Unknown Speaker 39:38Yeah, so you go to court and your your focus is on the case at hand and the rights that you are on trucks getting so this is about one particular decision, but yeah, absolutely. So so the the duty of care is around the climate impacts. And so so because that's intimately linked with the Judy, we say that The minister has it's it's pretty, you know, it's not a difficult step to say, Well, the next decision that the minister might need to make with with a similar project with similar climate impacts Absolutely. You know, so so we we could be seeing the the start of something big if we if we win something big. I mean to say something that is really helpful for to give them the climate so fingers crossed. And gene, do you get the feeling you're making a lot of enemies with inside the fossil fuel lobby and have people been staking out your car, pouring petrol over it? It's quite a long way away from my house. Not that I know. Look, Andrew, fillet and Kevin had a bit of a crack at us last night on Sky News. That's probably not unexpected, but it's a good sign. It's a good time. Unknown Speaker 40:55We probably get a lot of signups because of Unknown Speaker 40:57that. So yeah. Thank you. Matthew? Unknown Speaker 41:01Yeah, you know, they were irrelevant. Don't listen to him anymore. Dan Ilic 41:05And David, other teenagers, are they good for a good fee legal fees? Are they bankrolling it? Unknown Speaker 41:14No, no Well look, the way it works that teenagers can actually bring a case in the federal courts, but so they're brought up by their litigation Guardian who's an 85 year old man. Oh, he doesn't have much cash either. So so we are doing it for free. Dan Ilic 41:30Let's just say the Catholic Church is acid rich. Unknown Speaker 41:36Yeah, look in the individual man's asset pool as Dan Ilic 41:39well. David, thank you so much for sharing how you're trying to do this gigantic, epic battle. I wish you luck. Thanks so much. Thanks for having me. And before we go tonight, I've got one more thing to share a Monday in this feed. You'll hear me and Kevin Rudd on our special monthly version of irrational fear called the greatest moral podcast of our generation. Kevin and I, we spoke about climate change where we are where we're going and there's plenty of Rupert Murdoch bashing along the way. I hate to say it, but after about an hour with Kevin, I may think I'd like the guy again. Yeah, it was. It was very challenging for me. It was really smart and insightful conversation. If you're an AWS poll nerd, you will love it. I just don't know if it can live up to the opener though. Here is the opener that Jacob and Robbie McGregor method. Unknown Speaker 42:24Despite global warming, rational fear is adding a little more harm with long form discussions with climate leaders. Good. Unknown Speaker 42:36This is called Unknown Speaker 42:37Don't be fried the heat waves and drove greatest mass extinction. Unknown Speaker 42:44We're facing a manmade disaster Unknown Speaker 42:46podcast, climate credit, Unknown Speaker 42:50generation. Unknown Speaker 42:53All of this with global warming and that a lot of it's a hoax. But write a small podcast about Unknown Speaker 42:58generation Boom, Dan Ilic 43:01for sure is an episode of gumpert coming to your feed right here on Monday Big thanks to Jacob brown and Robin for that. Also a big thank you to our theme Angus for tonight. Angela Lapierre, Mike Goldstein, Louis harbour and David Bandon. Let's get some plugs away. What have you got to plug in? Unknown Speaker 43:19Oh, ah, Unknown Speaker 43:20I've got a few gigs coming up. But I'm not used to plugging them because it's been so long since comedy's happened. So I'll just say, Yeah, I make a podcast with the ABC called the signal every weekday morning, and it's Dan Ilic 43:32very good. And Mike Goldstein. Unknown Speaker 43:35You mentioned it before the phone hacks podcast me and a few other comedians smartphones go through the content we find that they're in and post on each other socials and hopefully live comedy comes back one day and I'll be on a stage somewhere near you. And Dave Bandon, what do you want to plug Unknown Speaker 43:53a small class action on behalf of eight kids in a non good equity generation boys calm Direct for Unknown Speaker 44:00I'm loving it. Unknown Speaker 44:06Oh nothing Dan still still doing a radio show every day. But yet Listen, I don't know. Hey guys, Dan Ilic 44:12Big thanks Bertha foundation our Patreon supporters post producer Jacob round on the tepanyaki timeline contributors in this episode with Jay Leno jokes include Gary Bradbury red pocket Dave bluestein dan Denver Golf Club Hey, Franklin Harrison Engstrom. Big thanks to Kate Holdsworth, please go get a go neutral sticker or chip in on the Patreon and please give us a review on iTunes. Until next week, there's always something to be scared of. Goodbye. Transcribed by https://otter.ai

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Hello Dan Ilic here — Thanks to the Queensland Government for inviting us to perform at Climate Week .The team of producers were incredible, and the production staff at the Brisbane Powerhouse were slick professional units. You may notice there is one word we’re avoiding to say in the show. That word begins with A and ends in I, has Dan in between. We were told about 20 minutes before the show, so some minor tweaks had to happen on the fly. I’m sure you’ll enjoy listening to that as we go. Bridie Connell and Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd do some topical music for us. Tom Ballard tells us that it’s all over and there’s no hope left. The Queensland Government put a bid in for the 2038 Nuclear Winter Games. MICF Pinder Prize winner Steph Tisdell give insects the tick of approval, and goes on the hunt for true love with an entomologist. Mel Buttle hopes that foodies will go extinct. Alan Jones has some thoughts on climate change. Professor Hilary Bambrick scares us all to death with what the real health ramifications are for humans on a warming planet. Lewis Hobba thinks he has solutions to the climate crisis, but ends up just blaming Queenslanders for it all. It is truly and excellent 90 minutes of climate change banter. 00:00 — Pre Show: AFP Warning.01:25 — Start.02:15 — Introductions.05:33 — Bridie and Wyatt Introduction.16:25 — Fearsome Fears: Freedom Gas.21:15 — Fearsome Fears: Flygskam.25:00 — Fearsome Fears: The internet will be underwater.27:30 — Tom Ballard: We’re all f***ed.37:48 — Queensland’s Bid for 2038 Nuclear Winter Games.40:16 — Steph Tisdell: Care about insects.47:45 — Mel Buttle: Foodies must die.1:00:30— Alan Jones’ Gloating.1:03:35— Prof. Hilary Bambrick: Health and Climate1:19:23— Lewis Hobba: Don’t vote for the climate.1:28:50— Queenslanders Apologise to Australia.1:30:03— Bridie and Wyatt’s Climate Love Song.1:33:33— Credits.

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TRANSCRIPT BELOW BY A.I. Dan Ilic 0:31All right, a very special irrational fear event with Ben Rhodes, former deputy national security adviser to the Obama administration and co host of crooked media's pod save the world. Ben, thank you so much for joining us on A Rational Fear. Ben Rhodes 2:15Good to be here, Dan. What I'd rather be Dan Ilic 2:18other than talking to people all around the world from podcast den, I assume you have a podcast den. Ben Rhodes 2:25I do. I'm I have to build like a pillow fort. to tape. I'm actually doing a different podcast now too. That requires better audio. They tell me so I've just surround myself with pillows and comforters but I'm not doing that for you, dad. I'm sorry. Dan Ilic 2:42That's okay. You know, I'd rather see your face. Ben Rhodes 2:45Yeah. Dan Ilic 2:47Ben, I know you're writing a book on authoritarianism right now. So kind of while the whole world is in enforced lockdown. I thought there's never been a better time to talk about the power and erosion of democratic norms. Lots of fun. Ben Rhodes 3:01Yeah, it's a great topic. Dan Ilic 3:03Now in this chat, I think we've covered quite a bit of territory in the half an hour we've got with you the risk that COVID-19 poses to democracy around the world how people in robust liberal democracies can not only protect their institutions, but also support those around the world who live under more authoritarian regimes, and how the USA can overcome its federal leadership vacuum. So these are big, big topics, big topics, you know, you're you're gonna big brain and that's why that's why you're here. That's why you do what you do. Ben Rhodes 3:30I'll try, I'll see. We'll see what your listeners think. Now, the Dan Ilic 3:35first question is when it comes to choosing a disinfectant to inject. What do you prefer, bleach or dental? Ben Rhodes 3:44Well, you know, the United States has tried for a very long time to best we can set a good example for the rest of the world and, and now I think we, you know, tried a new territory with this innovative treatment of inhaling deadly disinfectants. You know, I'm a Lysol wipes person myself. wipes are harder because you have to choose. But a less face to say for all your listeners don't take this as seriously as some of Donald Trump's followers tonight, Dan Ilic 4:13you're trying to believe what you're trying to say is you're being sarcastic. Ben Rhodes 4:16Yes, exactly, exactly. As he now tells us he was. Dan Ilic 4:22Well, you know, we've seen countries around the world like Poland and Hungary effectively kind of dismantle democratic processes under the guise of Coronavirus and emergency powers. Do you think that this is starting a trend for other states who are eyeing off, you know, all burned and polled? Ben Rhodes 4:38Yeah, I mean, you mentioned this book I'm working on part of the point of that book is that all these people, for the last decade or more have been learning from one another? Viktor Orban Donald Trump, Modi in India, bolson arrow in Brazil, Xi Jinping in China, Putin, of course. So they already kind of learned from one another and it's not unusual that in a crisis, an authoritarian Might take take more power for themselves. And as usual, or bonds kind of been at the vanguard of this, the Hungarian Prime Minister for the last decade, and he was among the first to essentially grant himself dictatorial powers early in this crisis, and we're seeing some people follow suit in Poland. Modi's certainly acted in dictatorial ways recently to begin with, and that could be expanding now. So it's the Chinese, even in Hong Kong, in the last couple weeks have been cracking down arresting protesters. So I think, you know, unfortunately, we should anticipate in the next, you know, few weeks and months, a movement by some of these leaders to take and hold even more power than they already have. Dan Ilic 5:47With Hong Kong. It's certainly something we've been because it happens in Asia, which is kind of out words we kind of pay attention to Hong Kong quite a lot and the part two pro democracy protests there over the last few weeks. Shocking, sending ripples through Australian media anyway, very amazing, amazing photos and pictures through Australian media. So we're really paying attention to it. How is that kind of movement going now and Coronavirus? And how are people still managing to protest? Ben Rhodes 6:17Well, you know, they were continuing to protest physically for as long as they could I follow this closely. I went to Hong Kong in December, met with a lot of protesters. I've stayed in touch with some of them. But right now, frankly, it's hard. I think if you talk to them, one of the things that they are hoping will sustain this movement they built is one of the innovative things that they've done is there's an entire culture around this movement. So it's not just street protest, its songs, its means its artwork. It's a kind of virtual community. It's kind of endless telegram threads. So I think their hope is that the oxygen of this culture will sustain them. There's important legislative elections in Hong Kong later this year in the fall, that I know has been a focus of the movement for some time. And this will be a test, Dan but one thing I'd say to people when we start on the kind of pessimistic note of what these leaders are doing in some places, including in Hong Kong, you know, the reality too is there's going to be massive economic fallout from this and it's gonna blow back. So while the first phase of this Coronavirus, reality politically might be more power for the authoritarian authoritarians, I think the second phase when we get six months to a year out, maybe that pendulum swinging back hard against some of these folks who are in power and and that may happen in Hong Kong when people can get back out in the street, there may be a pent up nature to what we see happen. Hmm. Dan Ilic 7:47Who do you think is doing a better in terms of handling the crisis liberal democracies or authoritarian regimes? This is kind of like questions. It seems to me a kind of a mix like I particularly when you're looking at balsa narrow And Trump and these folks who have authoritarian tendencies just don't seem to think COVID is a real deal. Ben Rhodes 8:08Yeah, well, we've been, you know, the baseline for what not to do in the United States. But, you know, the funny thing is, when you look at it, it's really it doesn't split the on democratic and authoritarian lines. You know, people have been trying to make that kind of judgement. The reality is, it splits them with other government is competent or not. And, you know, South Korea and Germany are democratic countries, with long standing democratic norms, institutions, and they've handled this quite well as unsurprisingly. So a lot of the Scandinavian countries, not Sweden, but the rest of them. Whereas, you know, other democracies, United States, Brazil that you mentioned, I think the kingdom have not handled it particularly well. And similarly with authoritarian countries, you know, China, really mishandled it out of the gate. In part because of their authoritarian nature, which led to people not reporting the truth up the chain led the people at the top to not want to come clean and precious time was missed at the beginning, then you saw a very, you know, I think effective response once they got their act together. So, you know, it's it's mixed in. And I think what that tells you is it's not in this type of crisis. It's not necessarily always can be determined by the system that you need. If you're a democracy, you need to elect competent people, as well as having a democracy. Dan Ilic 9:34But let's not let's not beat around the bush, there are some very competent or authoritarian regimes out there. Ben Rhodes 9:39Yeah, yeah. I mean, well, there's, you know, Singapore, right is always kind of the gold standard for competent, at least semi authoritarian regimes. And yeah, they've been quite effective, although they've had some challenges recently. Yeah. So I mean, I think, look, the problems in the United States you know, have to do with The fact that we have a one major political party that's gone kind of nuts over the course last decade, and Donald Trump is the reaction to that really was the result of the end result of that. And that's, you know, that's that's what explains our response. Dan Ilic 10:15And when you were in the driver's seat under Obama, how tempting is it to, you know, throw out a few rights in order to get your policies enacted? when you're when you're in that? Yeah, Ben Rhodes 10:24I mean, it's a good question. Um, you know, what was interesting about that, Dan, is that we inherited a lot of policies that in you know, I think went pretty far in terms of trading away certain rights for counterterrorism purposes. Patriot Act service, mass surveillance, in particular, the stuff that came out in the Snowden revelations, this kind of massive post 911 infrastructure, and we ended up spending a lot of time kind of trying to figure out how much of that to keep versus how much of that to try to scale back in terms of government power. You know, what's frustrating you we had a pandemic, or we had an outbreak of Ebola that didn't become a pandemic. And you know, there wasn't really any. The key to that response, which was quite well, you know, didn't really have to do with taking away people's rights at all. I think in this one, the most interesting questions have to do with what happens when societies kind of resume economic activity, and you start using technology like South Korea and Taiwan have been using technology to track who's sick and who's not, and maybe even to take people's temperature, that kind of thing. And, you know, that that makes a lot of sense in terms of tracking and a disease. You know, whether you want the government to know where you are at all times and what your help is, is a different thing. So my hope is, is that those kinds of powers are taken by governments if they're temporary, that they're it's, it's made clear at the outset that this is a temporary measure put in place just for this emergency. Dan Ilic 12:09Yeah. When I first emailed you about doing this, we were looking at, kind of on we're looking at kind of power structure in Australia, which wouldn't have any checks and balances for this this crisis. So I was like, gonna get on the phone to Ben see what Yeah, but since then, is a senate oversight committee to our national Corona response, which is, which is good, which is kind of standard in this country. Ben Rhodes 12:34Yeah, yeah. No, I mean that but I think that's the key thing is just to make sure somebody's looking over somebody's shoulder at all times. Dan Ilic 12:42It's kind of interesting, like Parliament for Australia anyways, kind of is out of school until August 1. In the meantime, this is National COVID-19 commission that's been formed to manage a crisis made up of a board whose experience is pretty much based around minerals, mining energy. One guy who is like the chair of the csro, but I wouldn't call him a doctor because he's not a doctor. And so what does that say about Australia reservation that their, that their national kind of board that's kind of responding to this while parliament is not in session? Ben Rhodes 13:18Well, you know, it's Yeah, you know, what's funny about that is is you learn kind of who is the actual power structure in your country when the bottom falls out, in a way, you know? So what that tells me is like, those are the people who actually have the power in Australia, in the same way that the United States, frankly, when we've had crises, bankers, you know, banks, major corporations are often the people who seem to suddenly have a lot of power to determine what happens, you know, we just, you know, a few weeks ago passes $2 trillion bill to essentially try to bail out, you know, the economy. And first of all, you wonder, where do we get this $2 trillion from But then yeah, I mean, I think the the impulse of the republican party as with the, the financial crisis in 2008, when when george bush was in office, the first impulse was to bail out these big corporations and to bail out banks. And, you know, kind of the Democrats in the House had to be like, Hey, what about actual small businesses are and workers who've been laid off? But yeah, I think Yeah, so for Australia, its its energy, interest mining interest, right? who've kind of been the power behind the strings is certainly in the Conservative Party. Just like in the in the United States, we find the heads of major corporations and banks are the people who end up seeming to be making these key decisions when we hit these crises. Then Lewis Hobba 14:44when we sort of Australia is looking at America's handling of this at the moment it like, I mean, doesn't it looks like a bit of a mess. When America is America bother looking at Australia like we spend so much time looking at you. Do you look at does anyone even notice what we're doing? Is that something that's on anyone's mind? Ben Rhodes 15:01I mean, you know, here Yeah, I mean, it basically, I think the United States looks at, you know, what we tend to do is look at a mix of different countries who seem to represent different regions, right. You know, so you always have a few European countries you're looking at, then you always have kind of South Korea and Japan and East Asia and then you do you look at Australia, and then around Indonesia and India. I don't suggest there's like a lot of time spent. It's usually just like, what are the metrics of how many tests people have done and how many cases there are and is somebody doing something in particular that seems to be working or not, you know, and in that case, I think Dan Ilic 15:37Tom Hanks getting Coronavirus um, Hanks getting Coronavirus on the Gold Coast was a really high point for the world looking at Australia's COVID response Lewis Hobba 15:46Yeah, if we kill Hanks will never forgive us. And yeah, Dan Ilic 15:50I act his attitude to Vegemite was really set the set the scales. Ben Rhodes 15:54I think we're all wondering just what what the hell was Tom Hanks doing in Australia in the first place? Like we had no idea. You know, I mean, there's America's treasure right? It's great for the Elvis movie. Well, yeah, maybe that was the point. But the thing is, is that like Australia I think has not you know, distinguished itself for either having a particularly exceptional response or particularly bad response and so therefore, it hasn't gotten the same attention as a bunch of other countries in the US we excel in the middle that's Australia you excel you're right in the middle which by the way, I would trade to be in the middle of the middle looks pretty good from the bottom. Dan Ilic 16:30Well, Ben, let you know. Your Lewis did say the US does look like a bit of a mess. So my question is, how much of this is Obama's fault? Ben Rhodes 16:39Well, if you listen to Trump, all of it would be I you know, this has been the most frustrating time for me as you can imagine, but I mean, mainly because we got this massive scare in 2014 with a bola and that ended up okay. You know, we had to mobilise the US military sent to West Africa. Were to send 10s of thousands of health care workers and lots of supplies there. But we also learned a lot from that. So we tried to having been scared. Okay, what does the government need? We need an office in the White House to coordinate this we, we created an actual playbook. What do you do if there's a pandemic, we develop these tools so you can develop and produce healthcare equipment, if you needed to an emergency, we had all these international protocols. And what's been so frustrating is all that stuff was kind of wrapped in a bow and handed off to Trump. They clearly just scrapped, totally ignored. And so they went in, you know, if they'd literally just opened a drawer and found, you know, the playbook that we left for the pandemic and some of the things in that playbook, they would have been producing testing, and ventilators and masks and other things throughout February instead of falling so far behind but but because they have such a disdain for anything Obama did and for government itself, they just completely ignored that right and that was also Dan Ilic 17:58there isn't. There's so many vacant places in public service in America that is still yet to be kind of filled or people aren't wanting to take charge. Lewis Hobba 18:08Yeah, administrator. Ben Rhodes 18:09Yeah, to me, it's kind of the price of chaos, you know, like so we were when when we were in the transition, right, the period of time after the election, Obama's own office, we actually did an exercise a cabinet level. So the senior most people in the government exercise on what happens if there's a new kind of flu pandemic. So basically, exactly the scenario, so that each of the people in these key positions would be able to inhabit the experience of making those initial decisions. And the reality is, even if they were paying attention, which at the time, it didn't seem like they really were. Almost none of those people are there, right? Because Trump goes through these people like one one a year. So the chaos of that kind of turnover, and the kind of disdain for government which means that lots of these positions go unfilled. And the idea that we don't really listen to experts to begin with, you know, we're paying the price for that. Now, it's kind of the, if you have a president who, who doesn't like his predecessor, who doesn't like science, who doesn't like government experts and doesn't feel positions, a pandemic is basically the worst possible thing that can happen. Because that's when you need government. That's when you need experts. That's when you need to learn from your predecessors. And so this is of all the things that could hit Trump, this is probably the worst possible one that he was designed for, beyond his expertise and disinfected. And Lewis Hobba 19:37you were talking before about the different things that might happen as a response to this particularly in authoritarian regimes. But in America, like there is such a belief in in some parts of America about small government getting rid of government, for the government, like it's a government position. Do you think now that we're looking at this, wishing that there was a functional government in governments around the world We all sort of have this desire now for just a functioning bureaucrat. The government. Yeah. Just to any government that works. Do you think that's gonna happen in America at all? I think there'll be a wish for that to come back. Ben Rhodes 20:11I mean, certainly, among part of America, I mean, there's been this kind of, gosh, 30 year war against government from the, from the Republican Party of the right wing of the Republican Party, you know, dating all the way back to Ronald Reagan. Really, small government. You know, one of America's most famous conservative activists famously said he wanted to make government small enough that you could drown it in the bathtub. Not a nice image, of course, but and now I really do you know, I feel like we're seeing kind of the price of that because, you know, what, what, what do you mean when you're saying you're cutting but government? Well, you're cutting budgets for things like the centres for disease control, you're cutting funding for the National Institute of Health. You're cutting funding for the things that you need as a backstop, and effective crisis, I think in the our election, you know, is going to kind of play out on the terms you've described. And since that, look, Joe Biden is not the most charismatic, young new face. But what he is, is someone who offers the stability of like, well, this guy knows what government does, and he'll hire the smart people. And, you know, there's a theory of elections in the US that we tend to elect the opposite of the person who went before you know, so you had Bill Clinton fall by George W. Bush fell by Barack Obama fall by Donald Trump so that that does seem to be like people turn to something different. That's Biden. That's a wildly even like, that's a crazy oscillating pendulum that's just think about it, but at some point, I'm getting whiplash and thinking about it and but I think by the Congress by an offer is therefore is not youth in, you know, inspiration. But it is like, okay, just someone who will, frankly the idea of government, just being You know, boring is appealing now, you know, we, let's just get people in there who know what they're doing. We don't think about it every day and we don't live a psychodrama on Twitter every day. We have a president who just hires the right people, makes the key decisions, you know, tries to lower the temperature of the power politics and get things done. And there's a hunger for that. Dan Ilic 22:23And then finally, the pendulum can swing again and the republicans will have in 2024 Kanye West, right? Ben Rhodes 22:28Yeah. Lewis Hobba 22:30Yeah, you did Australia. We always talked about like the pod test for our latest like it's, we always like someone want to have a beer at the pub with. And that's pretty much what we did in the last election. And now I think a lot of people are just going I don't need a person to have a beer with not only am I not allowed to go to the pub to have a beer. I just want a nerd who's read the books. Ben Rhodes 22:49Yeah, but and I could never figure that out because I certainly didn't want to have a beer with Tony Abbott Gus. Dan Ilic 22:57I think no one in his party. What are they doing? Ben Rhodes 23:00Yeah, I just gonna just gonna put that out there. Yeah, no, I we have to get back on the beer thing here too, you know, not that I predict when I have a beer with Donald Trump but uh, you know, sometimes that's not the thing you're looking for in your prime minister, Dan Ilic 23:15when I was when I was looking for a photo today, they're kind of put on the web post that we're talking with you I found all these great ones of you behind the behind the White House podium. And I thought well, how Trump has done so much damage to brand USA. And, and that visual identity does it concern you that you have so many photos of you on the White House briefing room podium? Well, yeah, yeah, I feel bad brand. Ben Rhodes 23:44I gotta tell you, it's so funny to, to think back the first time I had to give a briefing in the White House, that kind of iconic White House podium. I was really nervous. And actually, I'd later figured out that I were different colours. socks that day. Thankfully escaped notice Lewis Hobba 24:04problem in contrast to the substitute? Ben Rhodes 24:08Yeah, that's about as dramatic as it got. But I mean, it's true for the entire pregnancy. Like, there was such a, you know, I grew up I watched the West Wing, like, these places were kind of, you know, we don't have loyalty here. I'm like, you guys. So, the, the, the White House, the presidency is kind of like this mixture of the seat of government, but also like the, you know, the, the seat of the state. And one of the most, you know, depressing things has been watching all of those settings can be debased and degraded, you know, just by Trump, but but but these, you know, kind of mix of grifters and competence and ideologues around him. And so yeah, it is kind of jarring. I spent so much time in this kind of small spaces and to see, you know, Trump up there talking about, you know, sunlight, curing diseases and and, you know, taking disinfectant and the rest of it, it does feel like it kind of bases the whole institution. And I'm curious if Trump is defeated, or if he ever is no longer present, which I presume will happen at some point. Whether that kind of reverts back and people once again, think about the American presidency that way and think about those settings that way, or whether he's kind of permanently done some damage. Lewis Hobba 25:22It's you think, sorry, I was gonna say, is there any part of you that watches what the White House does now and thinks, God, I didn't realise you could get away with that. And that's something that you would have you had gone Oh, we should have just done that. We didn't realise we could be ourselves. Ben Rhodes 25:38Yes. Yeah. There's two levels to that. I mean, one is Yeah, like I used to, you know, I was in charge of our communications on foreign policy now security. So that meant, you know, I was kind of the final person to look at any statement they went out or obviously a presidential speech, and you would act on the nerves you would feel about what you know, getting if there was a typo in there, you know, I mean, Dan Ilic 26:00like, Man, I've read your book and you you actually you, you manage to Trent translate your anxiety or communicate about rocking every little bit of word. I was so nervous reading your book about so you when you're writing speeches and communications with fat Ben really fucking cares shit. Ben Rhodes 26:21Well you know, contrast is like Dan Ilic 26:22fucking Trump's get up there riffing. It's like, yeah, Ben Rhodes 26:25yeah, no, that's right. And so, you know, and look, I mean, I'm glad that we cared and I think Dan Ilic 26:32the world class is really glad that you checked. Ben Rhodes 26:34One, I think I think people cared about what Obama said, because they figured that he was very careful about what he said. But it is amazing to look back and think about the, the precise care we took about words, and that's obviously totally gone. But there is something I will say that like, you know, I'm not, I'm not crediting Trump with this. But but the you know, sometimes I Do you think you, you impose kind of limits on what you mean, in the second Obama term? For instance, we started to kind of let it rip a little bit more, you know, the opening to Cuba. Yeah. You know, the, obviously the Iran nuclear agreement, you know, Paris accord, things that were seen as politically very risky. We just did them, you know, and you started to realise, you know, on Cuba friends, which, which I worked on, the only reason you'd be like, Well, why do we have this crazy Cuba policy? And people just say, well, you don't you don't touch that, you know, that's politically, you know, toxic, you know, and it's like, well, why not? You know, so there is there is something healthy about being willing to break from convention. But, but to this extreme, taking it to this extreme is not healthy. Dan Ilic 27:49Well, let me ask you this. How, how do you have hope at this point for America and for overcoming this federal leadership vacuum like heading into disarray? And Saison Ben Rhodes 28:02I mean, I think that it's hard not to be pretty dark about where we are right now. I, I did think look, you know, obviously, this is the worst possible way for this to be playing out in terms of the loss of life and the economic damage. And what's happening is, you know, we're seeing the result of electing someone who just shouldn't be president who just doesn't have any skills required to do that, who kind of represents some of the worst impulses of America in terms of hubris and narcissism and belligerence? I think my only hope is, you know, as we were talking about earlier, that this is kind of gonna wake enough people up to the fact that we got to just get our stuff together. You know, I mean, America's Got a not only do we have to elect someone different in this election, but I mean, we Got to cut it out here, you know, with the indulgence of this kind of right wing populism that is infected us, like a lot of other places, with the disdain for government and expertise. You know, we are the richest country in the world with the most resources in the world. And we have basically the worst response to this pandemic of anybody in the world, if you just look at the cases, and the deaths and the spread of this thing, certainly among the advanced economies. And so my hope in a way is that, as with the whole Trump presidency, that this is waking people up and that this will mobilise people, and that people understand that this government matters that the national cohesion matters. And that, frankly, we, if you indulge conspiracy theory and kind of toxic kind of right wing media, you end up with a guy standing at a podium talking about disinfectants, you know, Dan Ilic 29:53is it any kind of sense from people who worked on the Affordable Care Act that they've got a sweet level of shouting froideur right now? Ben Rhodes 30:00Yeah, I mean, well, yeah, that that's the thing actually that, you know, the weird thing about the United States is a lot of the debates you know, are moving from my my, obviously political perspective, are moving even further to the left, even while Donald Trump is in office. So the Affordable Care Act that was seen as as kind of radical takeover of the healthcare system by government 10 years ago, is now seen as this pretty centre centrist middle of the road plan. And and, and I think that will mean that, you know, if Joe Biden's elected This is this will grow into even more of a moral more of a generous healthcare system than we had before. So I yeah, I think I think a lot of things Obama was trying to do, where he got some of it done, not all of it done, as difficult as the Trump years hard to see him try to take, you know, like an axe to it. I actually am somewhat optimistic that 1015 years from now we'll look back and realise that okay, all that stuff. Obama started ended up getting done. It just had this kind of major detour under Trump. Lewis Hobba 31:04And is there any discussion at all about what might happen with the elections in the states if people are still in lockdown? And like we've been talking about people becoming authoritarian regimes? Is there any chance he delays the election or puts it off? Ben Rhodes 31:21No, he can't really do it. Because under our system, the state's administer elections in Congress, I think Congress would have to support him and putting off the election, because it's also mandated in federal law that had happened on that particular day. So I think the debate the United States is turning to male voting, whether people are going to be able to vote by mail in the election. Trump has resisted that because like republicans always resist things that allow people to vote in the United States. It's actually peculiar to me that they are because, frankly, in hopefully they're not listening to this podcast, but the the secret is that older people tend to vote for republicans and voting by mail might be helpful to them. My view is that everybody in this country should have the option to vote by mail. I don't care whether that means they're more likely to vote Democrat or Republican. And I do think you'll see. I think that's where this will end up. I think, I think, you know, the vast majority of states will have, if not universal vote by mail certainly make it much easier for people to request mail in ballots and, and we may have an election where there's not nearly as much in person voting, but a lot more voting in the mail. Dan Ilic 32:41And while we wrap up here, I just kind of want to have a quick chat about climate change at sea. It feels like this crisis is just distracting us all from the biggest crisis possible. Particularly for Australians, like over Christmas, we had these incredible bushfires that ripped through large swathes of the country, even when We met Ben back in KL flying out to KL looking out the window, seeing for four hours, just smoke in over the continent was just incredible. And at that point in time, I think Australians were more conscious of the climate crisis than ever before. What our governments missing at this point in time to be able to pivot towards a climate crisis front heading heading out of this crisis to this current COVID crisis, do you think? Ben Rhodes 33:32Well, I'll tell you what worries me. What worries me is that we're going to go into this kind of deep recession everywhere. And what is going to be tempting for a lot of countries, particularly the large developing countries, like China, and India, is when they're trying to jumpstart the economy again, saying, well, let's, let's put aside these plans to shift to renewable energies because it's a lot cheaper to just You know, fire up the coal fired power plants and get energy moving that way, you know. And so you could see kind of short term economic stimulus measures that turned back to coal and dirty forms of energy in ways that are damaging, obviously to even the minimal ambition of what was in the Paris accords. You because what's necessary, I mean, that what we should learn from this pandemic, right? Is what was so frustrating this country is here is a this pandemic is this disease is spreading. The scientists are telling us this is going to happen. If you'd listened to the scientist, you would have done certain things right away. And we didn't do them. And so therefore, a lot of people are getting killed. And it really is a miniature analogy for climate change, like the scientists are telling us this is going to happen. We can even see it starting to happen in Australia, and what you need to do, you really need to wholesale change your entire makeups of your economies. You know, like, we can't You know, there's no other way to do this guys, you know, there's no, there's no third option here between transitioning from fossil fuels to different forms of energy. And you can do that in stages. And you can do that in ways to cushion the blow for certain industries. But that's what's really going to be required here. And, and I think, I hope well, we've just lived through kind of once again tells us that like, ignoring scientists are telling you something bad is gonna happen is ultimately gonna cost you a lot more in the long run than then taking action right away. And this is the debate, you know, that we had. Well, first, we had partners and Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard. But these are the debates we had certainly with with with Abbott, when when Obama was Dan Ilic 35:46so tell me, let's go deep on that for a second. With Abbott, what kind of conversations were you having with him and his partners? Ben Rhodes 35:55Well, what was so frustrating with that, and look, I mean, it's no secret Obama You know, Tony Abbott was far from his favourite leader to begin with. Lewis Hobba 36:03Ours either, for the record. Ben Rhodes 36:05Yeah. And, you know, what was frustrating with Abbott? You know, is he was kind of very sure of himself without really knowing what he's talking about. And no, I remember Obama rarely and he actually got on well was the centre right politicians and you know, Uncle Merkel and David Cameron. So it's not like he couldn't work with someone, you know, who is on the right side, you know, the right end of the spectrum, not the right side. And, but I'll tell you the anecdote that really drove this home to me is that, you know, we were, you know, we came to Australia, I believe, yes, right after we reached the bilateral agreement with China, in 2014. That became kind of the basis of Paris accord. And we were trying to get Australia just do some minimal stuff, you know, you know, ambitious, or even not that ambitious, just a target of emissions. We're done. Or some funding for developing countries to develop, you know, clean energy. And Abbott was just kind of tone deaf on this thing. And, and Obama remember gave a speech before the G 20. in Brisbane, where, you know, we had like a paragraph about climate change written into the speech, and Obama got to that paragraph. And he just went way off the text, and was just basically blasting the Abbott government in ways that he almost never did on foreign soil and pointing out the Great Barrier Reef disappearing. And that an Abbott was upset. You know, this was like, you know, he was supposed to be this big stage for him hosting the G 20. But it's like, Well, look, if you want to host the G 20. Like you got to step up and be an international leader. And we've got everybody else kind of rallying around this effort to get to an ambitious climate agreement the next year in Paris, and Abbott was really one of the last holdouts dragging his feet you know, and no coincidence. You know who his key political supporters are? We mentioned people in the mining and energy industries. no coincidence. Rupert Murdoch media in Australia, also very friendly to those industries and, and so it wasn't hard to put that together. Why that guy was dragging his feet. Dan Ilic 38:17It might surprise you. I don't know if you know this, but probably the thing that sealed the deal for Australians and Abbott was when he was Prime Minister and he wants to he wanted to instigate. So you know, we talked about all the climate policies or the retrograde kind of policies are around that kind of stuff. But the thing that really turned Australians against Abbott was when he wanted to institute knights and dames a new award system where he would create an Australian system of knighting people and gaming people, and the first knighthood he gave was to Prince Philip. Ben Rhodes 38:49Oh, well, I didn't I did not know that. I will tell you that whenever we were really annoyed with Tony Abbott. We would watch the video of that speech by Julia Gillard. Yeah, well, that speech got watched a lot. Let me put it that way. Lewis Hobba 39:07You know when, when when all the video. So when all those handwashing videos were coming out at the start and they were like, you need to wash your hands for at least 20 seconds and people were giving me like songs like wash it for the length of happy birthday. There are a lot of people who are going you just need to wash your hands for the length of Julia Gillard misogyny speech. Nice. Dan Ilic 39:27Yeah, well, seven minutes. Exactly. Well, Ben, thanks for joining us on irrational fear. It's a real privilege to have you. Ben Rhodes 39:37Yeah. Good talking you guys. Dan Ilic 39:38And I've got a question. Have you ever thought about joining cameo because some of your predecessors like Sean Spicer and Anthony Scaramucci are both on there? Ben Rhodes 39:47Yeah, I you know, what a surprise that there's a pipeline from the Trump administration to reality tell. Dan Ilic 39:56Let's have a list. Let's have a listen to a lot of them. Here's Sean Spicer. Sean Spicer 40:00Guys, it's Sean Spicer this month on cameo I'm donating all the proceeds to the yellow ribbon fund. It's an organisation that supports our nation's caregivers to the our wounded service members. So think about that video. Happy birthday, St. Patrick's Day. Daylight Savings Time. do well on the primaries, if you're a presidential candidate, Lent, that's always a good one. You name it. There's so many good reasons to send a shout out video to the person that you care about. Maybe a complete stranger. So when you want to ask them in a date doesn't matter. It's for a great cause. Think about it. Consider Thanks a lot. Dan Ilic 40:34I would love a daylight savings dog from bed. Lewis Hobba 40:37Yeah. Oh, yeah. Eating as well. Getting chillin spice awesome on a date for you. That's a no, that's a hard No. Ben Rhodes 40:44Yeah, no, that's, uh, you know, there's Trump used to say this. When he was running, we're not sending our best. And I think I think that's been manifest in the, in the appointments he's made. Dan Ilic 40:57Yeah, how much do you think Sean Spicer costs Ben? How much to pay for 32nd message from Sean Spicer? Ben Rhodes 41:05You know, I would pay someone to not send me. Lewis Hobba 41:10Haven't you paid enough? Dan Ilic 41:12charging 160 pounds. So 300 Australian dollars for a message, Scaramucci however, is a quite a bit less. He's only 40 pounds, but I guess he was in his office for about three hours. So Ben Rhodes 41:26yeah, it's like 11 day. No, no, nobody. I mean, all these guys are kind of grifters, right. That guy's somehow cashed in on 11 days in the job Anthony Scaramucci 41:34Hey it's the mooch I'm super excited to be on cameo. So you know what? I'll talk about anything as you guys know. So look me up. Dial me in and tell me what you want me to say to you. I'm looking forward to it. Lewis Hobba 41:50Oh, wow. It's just the people who are too stupid to write a book. Ben Rhodes 41:53Yeah, yeah. put that one in the time capsule. Dan Ilic 41:56Ben, thank you so much for joining us in irrational fear. Hopefully we can catch up with you again and Six months time so we can chat again. Ben Rhodes 42:03Yeah, hopefully we'll have different President. Dan Ilic 42:07Thank you so much thicker. 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🤑 CHIP IN TO OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/ARationalFear📨 SUBSCRIBE TO OUR EMAIL LIST: http://www.arationalfear.com/ Recorded at our homes over Google Meet — pumped through the RØDECaster™ Pro — into your ears. Comedians and experts ripping into the global pandemic — slowing the spread one pun at time. This A Rational Fear brings together voice actor Rupert Degas, comedian Bec Melrose, international health student Dr. Jazmin Daniells, New York City broadcaster Brad Blanks and as a special treat comedian Kirsty Webeck comes by to delight us with 5min from her cancelled Melbourne Comedy Festival show. (00:00) — Preamble, thank you mums.(01:04) — Start.(02:00) — Introductions.(03:07) — SPONSOR: Robbie McGregor Reads Mark Latham’s Tweets.(05:04) — Coping with Corona.(08:40) — HRH Prince Charles interview.(10:30) — Private School Principal Delivers Social Distancing Rules.(12:00) — THEY INCREASED NEWSTART!(17:22) — Health worker Dr. Jazmin Daniells.(29:50) — Who is the COVID-19 Commission?(32:14) — An Aussie in New York Brad Blanks.(40:37) — Kirsty Webeck Stand Up.(46:32) — Credits(48:00) — Newsfighters Stay at home — and listen to this. Transcribed by https://otter.ai Dan Ilic 0:00All right before we start a big thank you to our Patreon subscribers. We grew by just a handful this week. It's about very powerful handful, Louis. Big thanks to more of my family as well. It's funny you should mention that it's not more of your family but it is close personal friends of ours. Big thanks to Liz Adams and my mother in law, Jan Holdsworth who became scaremongers. Louis's mom is also scaremonger. My partner's mom is a scare monger. Let's all go for the moms of this podcast. It's really great. Is anyone giving us money that isn't related to us? I don't know. I just feel like a lot of people allied can't afford to subscribe to the Patreon which got me thinking, Louis, if you can't afford three bucks a month, maybe you could ask your mum to subscribe to our Patreon instead, tell them that it's franking credits like franking credit insurance for the for the apocalypse, they might as well most old people will actually tap out. Hey Blake, I made this episode of irrational fear in isolation. On the land of the gadigal in the eora nation, let's start the show. Unknown Speaker 1:04irrational fear contains no two words like bricks can rub and Unknown Speaker 1:10gum and section 40 of our rational fear recommended listening by immature audience. Dan Ilic 1:17Tonight Donald Trump says he'd like to see churches in America full at Easter time, all part of his greater plan to have old buildings in America empty by Christmas time. And this week the Australian Parliament went on recess for five months because there's nothing to do until then. And the 30 minute restriction on hairdressing appointment has been lifted but I'm not gonna get ahead CUT TO MY lift the restriction on allowing barbers to spit in your mouth like the old days, wash your hands and stay at home. This is irrational fear a rational fear Yes, this Is the restaurant favourites Daniel. Let's Let's meet Alfie mungus for tonight he's one of Britain's best exports that not many people know about. He's the big fish shy a clanging of voice acting. It's Rupa de gas. Is that a fair introduction via Rupert as a marvellous I bless you bless Unknown Speaker 2:15your heart. Dan Ilic 2:17Nick, She's fast become one of the stars of Australian comedy scene. She is as versatile as a merengue but as complicated as a Pavlova. It's big Melrose. Unknown Speaker 2:26What an intro. I love it. I've never had a bakery themed intro. Dan Ilic 2:30And he is a staple of the show and he can be relied on to delight. He's the week bakes with sugar on top. It's Louis Alba. Oh, thank you, Daniel. I actually used to consume a lot of weight because it's sugar on top that's eerily accurate. It's like very bland and white bread, but it's like a little something on top a little bit of excitement. In this week's show, we discussed the government's rules for social distancing the stimulus package, we chat to a health worker on the front lines in here from an OSI stack in the petri dish of New York City. Also Kirsty Welbeck is coming by two to five minutes I've heard Melbourne Comedy Festival show and use fighters. We've just got too much content this way here is a message from our sponsors Unknown Speaker 3:10from lazy industries and audible. Robbie McGregor reads Mark Latham's tweets from his early defamation period Unknown Speaker 3:19in an office somewhere inside the education Bureau in Beijing this morning. Hi, New South Wales is four years behind that students in maths put Mark Scott, he's teaching them any less than 40% is gender equality, more laughter, that confusion for tears Kobe, to the ramblings of a man Unknown Speaker 3:41just discovering the dark web Unknown Speaker 3:43great lies of the elites. Someone with a penis can be a woman, man can have babies renewable energy can keep the lights on Australia is central to solving climate change. But people smuggler traders, compassionate. The Middle East is worth fighting for. The IB se is independent Unknown Speaker 4:12to misinformation and conspiracy dressed up Unknown Speaker 4:16as philosophy, a guide to bat in Orlando, and now my two sons are without jobs. The lesson is when humans lose their mastery and control over the animal world, which is what happened in Wu Han wet market, our entire civilization can suffer. Humans must always put themselves first animals. Second, Unknown Speaker 4:39download Robbie McGregor reads Mark Latham's tweets if you want to give yourself an aneurism Dan Ilic 4:48can't wait to download that. That's the only way I would consume Mark Latham's tweets is via Robbie McGregor, although I'm disappointed he didn't make them sexier, would have liked to hear him do like the full offseason. Faruqi court case but like he was doing an SPS porn. Well coronavirus, a disease 19 is the most famous of all the corona family so far has ravaged up to 2423 Australians in yet has to do one single colon with a makeup brand very disappointing for fans of this disease. How are you all coping this week with with your covert lockdown spec? How are you coping? Unknown Speaker 5:26I'm I'm over it already. But I'm counting myself pretty lucky in the scheme of things. I'm just a bit sick of the lack of clear communication that we're getting. I think we've never it's never been more important for us to have clear, decisive, persuasive communication and it feels like every day we're in this extremely stressful real life amazing rates. We're just tuning into the news for the next clue. Nothing's clear. Dan Ilic 5:52It's totally It is very strange like they the hairdressing limit got lifted today. If you go get a haircut for longer than 30 minutes, but still The rules of being 1.5 metres away from every person still apply I don't know a hairdresser with arms long enough to actually do a proper job Unknown Speaker 6:09nor do I or anyone who makes scissors that long I don't know what they're gonna do about that but Unknown Speaker 6:14the the lack of women in the cabinet of the coalition was so on display when the first round of those the cuts on cuts came out and they were like we can only let people in around hairdressers for half an hour. You're like, I realised that you're nearly bald already. Scott, you probably haven't had a haircut in the decade but total one woman who has had a hiccup that has gone for half an hour find me anywhere Unknown Speaker 6:41even the chat those longer than half an hour all the bullshit chat you get. Unknown Speaker 6:45I'm one of those balding that just needs to get that short haircut and when it gets long and fluffy at the back of the neck. It's like oh no, come on. And I only need five minutes at the barbers but they're like closed. And what did they say today you don't want to Gladys say today You don't need to get get your hair cut, like Well, okay, I'll just grow a little fluffy. You know peach fuzz on the back of my neck for the next six weeks. Dan Ilic 7:08I think I think having fluffy fuzz in the back of your neck is a fair trade off from Absolutely. Unknown Speaker 7:17Yeah, probably health emergency. I reckon I can go with a page because Unknown Speaker 7:24there's all these reasons to around like the differences between self isolation, quarantine, social distancing, physical distancing, no one's really clear on what anything is. My favourite thing though, that I saw this week. Like, I'm really grateful. We've got the ABC at a time like this, but I saw an article where they were stepping through the evidence behind each of the theories of how the virus originated. And they've got this photo of a pangolin. With this caption, it says a pangolin but not this specific pangolin could have passed the virus to humans. Dan Ilic 7:58As someone who has been an executive producer at the IBC I can understand how that caption would have come about someone in legal would have gone? Well, we probably we probably should make sure that pangolin isn't defamed at some point. Unknown Speaker 8:10Although penguins are known for being quite litigious, so you can't be caught leave any chance of a defamation suit. Why would Unknown Speaker 8:16you say that Chris Kenney fucked up pangolins. Dan Ilic 8:21But you can say you can say it on this podcast and that's totally fine because I don't have any lawyers and I don't have any money. So I come for me. You've got my mom's Patreon. Got Your mom's 10 bucks a month. Thank you, Margo. Now, Ruben, you you're also also a little bit confused by all of these social distancing roles. And yeah, Unknown Speaker 8:40I'm very confused. Because I think a pangolin might have come into Balmoral confused Dan Ilic 8:48I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Is that for its Charles but it's Unknown Speaker 8:50okay. It's totally stuck in stuck in my bed sweating. Camila's by my side. It's just one and a half metre distance isn't really any problem. And Unknown Speaker 9:01it's all fine. No, it's Dan Ilic 9:04no no Your Royal Highness Your Highness. You actually apparently you got the old covert bug from attending a bushfire benefit concert in London. He was fully Australian. Unknown Speaker 9:20came over they'd been on a ship from from from China. years. Now I don't know what happened. Yes, but I'm sweating and as Molly Meldrum killed me back in the 70s He's sweating like a pig. Dan Ilic 9:36And have you have you been amongst the the the other royalty Have you been with the Queen Unknown Speaker 9:42while you've been sweating? No ma'am he won't let me come anywhere near her unfortunately. But I do have my equity and my equity is got his and his his partner's got his and their child has got his but they've all recovered so I think it'd be fine. Dan Ilic 9:56Like at this point is like Queen Elizabeth is is a shaved head like blood needs to be tested in the same way that Keith Richards does, like Unknown Speaker 10:05she is immortal. Unknown Speaker 10:07Like if she survives, if Charles goes and and she's still alive, she's either knocking them off or she's a model. She's a vampire. There's any so many times so many times, Dan Ilic 10:21understandably route that you find this whole thing quite unclear. But you imagine what it would be like if a private school principal had to deliver this kind of information to his students. All right. Unknown Speaker 10:37So settle down. Unknown Speaker 10:40Right now before I begin the list of new measures announced by the Prime Minister this morning, those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon and only if you're an essential member of the team means you're close down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch which will be taken away only before you write your letter home with a sanitised pen. If you're not getting your hair cut for a maximum of 30 minutes but no yoga unless you've got a younger brother who's going out this weekend to a funeral with a maximum of 10 people, but not a wedding where only five people are allowed as the guest of another boy, in which case collector's note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your haircut. So no time for a wax, which is forbidden anyway, unless it's essential and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower paid for you now, sir, yes, why man, Unknown Speaker 11:24my younger brother is going at the table this weekend, sir, but I'm not having a haircut. So to me my clothes down or Unknown Speaker 11:30I do wish you listen Weimer. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower pig. You simply collect his note before lunch after you've done your scripture prep. When you've written your letter home before rest, move your own clothes on to the lower peg. Greet the visitors keep a distance of 1.5 metres and report to Mr. viney that you've had your chick sign and then wash your hands for 20 seconds while singing happy birthday twice. Got it. Now where were we Unknown Speaker 12:01National Fair. Dan Ilic 12:02Well the coalition have gotten on the front foot and have done something akin to heresy for conservatives. They've doubled the amount of money available for new start making it an amount that's almost kind of livable. Now this is from a party whose mainly ideology is to undermine the public service at every step of the way. They defund health, they defund sighs I defund education, public media and welfare. They spent so long saying that they'll never ever increase new staff that they actually had to give new start a brand new name, and they've caught it jobseeker that way they can never look wrong at all. We never increase new stuff. We make something better we call it job seeker. Fuck off. But here's the thing. Western democracies around the world have kind of been figuring out other ways to do this. And in Denmark to do a lot more Denmark are paying up to 90% of the wages for workers kept on staff in New Zealand. They're paying $600 a week in Germany. They're providing government grants and loans to pay wages in Ireland 70 Wages up to up to 70 $750 a week they're being paid. In South Korea. 70% of wages are being paid, and in the UK up to 80% of wages being paid by the government, which is absolutely incredible. What do you think Australian the Australian Government should be doing to support workers? In this time? Unknown Speaker 13:21We've got to realise that in a lot of those situations, I think, certainly in the UK, many, many people cannot get access to that government funding, because that when you say wages, quote, unquote, they're only talking about a certain element of the workforce, you know, that over the last 20 3040 years, they've systematically destroyed public workers. It's all private enterprise now. And so they're talking about the public sector, and the public sector has been shrinking and shrinking and shrinking, and you've got more and more small businesses more and more self employed people. They can't access a red centre that so let's just be realistic, right? government's not handing money out with Nearly to everybody Dan Ilic 14:00what I've read it out is a lot rosier than what it actually is. Unknown Speaker 14:03Oh, absolutely, absolutely. It's I think it's I think it's just spin it's not actually true. It's going to the to the people who work in the public sector, not people who work in the private sector or who run small businesses or self employed and that certainly in the UK I don't know about other countries. Unknown Speaker 14:18I would definitely like to say the government doing more all from what I've read that looks like our response has been pretty peaceful comparatively, but and also just sending people out on the streets off to sign Kp distance don't go out, stay home, and then we've got queues around the block of people shoulder to shoulder queuing up for centerlink so that's what happens if they've dismantled the system over so many years and now it conquered Dan Ilic 14:41it is so it's so strange. I feel like liberal ideology is completely made the Liberal government inept at this point like they've like shot themselves in the foot to the point where they've like destroyed the thing that they need to kind of see this moment through. Yeah, the only person happy right now is Bill Shorten for losing that election. Unknown Speaker 15:00I came across this be Unknown Speaker 15:02thrilled. I mean, you'd hate to be a politician and a world leader right now, wouldn't you? I mean, you're damned if you do you're damned if you don't I mean, I don't feel sorry for them nor but by any means, because who would want to go into politics Dan Ilic 15:14but also Don't you think that like when like when you get an if you dream of like spoil your dream, when you get into sport is that you're in that position where you get the ball, the siren goes, you're one point down, it's your chance to be the guy that comes through and saves the day. This is that moment. Like, this is Rudy Giuliani before he went off the deep end, this is actually an opportunity to become a person if people look back on and they go Thanks to that person being a leader, which is literally their job. Yes, one and only job. They could we could look back in a year and be like, Oh my god, thanks to them. thousands of lives were saved. Either they don't care or they didn't want it all. They're not trying. It's a fucking disaster. What you're saying is, this is this is Scott Morrison's Andrew editing housing moment. Unknown Speaker 16:05He's knocked it on. Unknown Speaker 16:10He's getting Unknown Speaker 16:10sharpen testing in that guy knows how to play clutch. Unknown Speaker 16:14Notice the way you know, I'm Scott Morrison doesn't seem to show any real sympathy. He's just kind of getting angry and telling us all off, you know, stop it. Don't know, stop it. Now. It's an Australian, it's like, hang on, dude, we're all scared. Show us a bit of leadership, instead of, you know, now stop doing that. It's not Australian. It's like, come on mate. Unknown Speaker 16:33It's Unknown Speaker 16:34like unclear. I mean, as we were discussing earlier, like the, you know, the the fact that you can't even be clear on whether or not you can get a haircut and for how long? Like if you can't do that, like, oh, how do you expect to actually manage an economy, it's so baffling. And that, that same that message that he gave the other night in the press conference where he's like, you know, obviously, you can go out in groups and we don't want to specify how many because Australians should just use your common sense unlike might you Telling a group of people to use that common sense who is shoving each other in the toilet paper aisle Unknown Speaker 17:08arlie thing he's done really is give Richard Curtis a brilliant idea for a sequel, grimace sake whatever five people at a wedding 10 at a funeral Dan Ilic 17:20back Melrose Unknown Speaker 17:23style that guarantees to strip sentences off your thighs and a tick Dan Ilic 17:30tock video the 19 year old health workout who was spat on went viral yesterday. Here's some of that video now. Unknown Speaker 17:36Hi little coronavirus update from an Australian healthcare worker Unknown Speaker 17:39who works in a coronavirus Unknown Speaker 17:40team. Australians generally have this attitude towards coronavirus what they do not care whether they live or die or kill their grandparents or whatever, which is already super fun to deal with. But yesterday I had a patient spit on my face. We don't know whether he's confirmed or not. But he's been tested. We haven't got this one. Back at and he spat on my face because I'm going to get sick anyway. So let me know, let me in your country, you know like how is it you know, like health people? Dan Ilic 18:11Well that's some pretty fucked up stuff. People are on the edge more than anyone else would be health workers who are on the frontlines of this disaster. Joining us now is Dr. jazzy Daniels who is not only a Patreon subscriber of irrational fear, but is on the frontlines of in regional Australia waiting to deal with this disease. Jasmine, thanks for joining us on rational fear. Unknown Speaker 18:32That's right. Thanks for having me. Now, Dan Ilic 18:34what was your what's your experience like waiting for Call of Duty hit Tamworth where you are? Unknown Speaker 18:38So that's like a pretty interesting question. And I started out this year not working in health care and I'd gone back to university full time living in Sydney. So I've had a bit of a contrasting experience where I was with the general public for the beginning of coronavirus and carpet 19. And I was dismissive at first and I wasn't sure about social distancing, I wasn't sure about was coming out of China. It was a couple of weeks ago that it kind of hit home to me like how important this is, and what it will mean for health care. And I returned to Tamworth to work around of casual shifts there. And I've just finished those. And I've really started to see and understand what this is going to mean for Australian healthcare. I went on being in the hospital, and it feels as if that there is a tidal wave, and we can see it, we're staring out at sea and we can see it coming. But we don't know when it's going to hit an all we can do is try to prepare. And that's what's happening at the moment. Dan Ilic 19:42A lot of commentators are saying that, you know, we're we're two weeks out from something very severe in this country. Yeah. How are you going about to prepare for something? Yeah, Unknown Speaker 19:51so a lot of that is coming from senior staff in the hospital. And in the emergency department where I was working in Tamworth, the senior staff had been spending extra time planning and, you know, preparing in terms of what they're going to do for the patients that come in who were incredibly unwell, but also like, where to manage them and how to protect the rest of the patient population that is still going to be coming in. And that's one of the problems with this is that yes, we're going to have incredibly unwell patients coming in with Cova 19. But we're also going to have patients having heart attacks, having strokes, and motor vehicle accidents for people who are still driving around the country. And all of those things like add in Tamworth as farmers who are still going to be going about their daily work and they have a higher rate of workplace accident accidents as it is. So those people still kind of be coming in and we don't want to expose them to the coronavirus and so they're preparing special rooms and then how to get people into these rooms. they've reduced their elective theatre lists. So I'm operating theatre lists so patients that are coming in for procedures that can be delayed will be delayed and you Setting up different quarantine, and preparing how to intubate patients while protecting themselves. A lot of the senior doctors are older and immediately at higher risk, so they're really putting themselves on the line to take care of these patients or we're dissipating to take care of these patients while I was working there. We had some patients coming in and testing positive one who has gone to local media. So it's a very public knowledge that they're in there at the moment. We haven't had anyone incredibly unwell, but they're preparing for running through simulations of what that would look Dan Ilic 21:37like, how are they preparing you? like are they in terms of like equipment or protective? Yeah, like, what are they sort of telling you on how you can actually protect yourself? Because once we start, obviously there's so many issues as losing the ICU beds, but then there's also like losing, you know, health workers. Unknown Speaker 21:56There's a really high risk of health workers contracting Kevin And when they have that they can't work, obviously, because, you know, we're still looking after our other patients. In terms of preparing the junior medical workforce, I can talk mostly about what's happening in the hunter New England district, where I've been working for the last couple of years. And they're looking at, you know, keeping us in a hole keeping the doctors working there and their current positions rather than rotating them around. And there's other really important things about you know, having the correct personal protective equipment on and then how to get that on and off, which sounds a bit silly, but in that process of we call it donning and doffing is where you're at high risk of exposure. But with that, like when I add again, one of those things that I hadn't thought about until I actually saw it, I went when I worked in Tamworth emergency department, their zip tying down their hand sanitizer because people have been stealing it. You know, they're like, there's already issues that you we might run out of PVA and it hasn't hit yet. We are. I do agree that we're probably A couple of weeks away from saying perhaps what's happened in Italy. And so yeah, it's a bit frightening but there's there is support out there. But it's going to be a very difficult time for medical workforce around Australia. Unknown Speaker 23:14Jazz. Can I ask you if there's been any evidence yet that anyone who's contracted kovat 19 and then recovered if they then have built immunity and whether they could get it again? Unknown Speaker 23:26I've been asked this question a lot recently. I don't have I've heard that someone has reconstructed it but I've not like I've not validated that myself. So I'm not sure exactly about whether or not you have it and then have lifelong immunity. Or if yes, I can't answer that one. Sorry. Dan Ilic 23:42I think the only way you can get immunities to tribal council. I think we need to Unknown Speaker 23:49protect that idol. Dan Ilic 23:52Yeah, how are you feeling Jess? Like how are you feeling with this? looming kind of in your workplace very soon. Unknown Speaker 23:58Yeah, sir. I have a baseline level of anxiety that I've never really experienced before. Dan Ilic 24:05Is everyone nothing? Yeah. Unknown Speaker 24:08Yeah. So that's, that's real. And so I'm I. So this year, I did a bit of background about myself, I'd actually stopped working full time to undertake a Master's of international public health. And I'd moved my life to C, D, and I was undertaking my full time face to face classes, which lasted three weeks before they were pulled online. And at which point I decided it was best to return to the medical workforce. So I've withdrawn from my studies, and I'm now looking at different work options. And so, so in terms of how I'm feeling about it, yes, it's actually really scary. And I think we can only be as prepared as we can be, but hopeful in the sense that we can still make a difference and we talked about flattening the curve and it's not too late to do that. It's not too late to start social distancing to work from home. And I know that this is going to have huge economic impacts on people. And it already is, but hopefully I will. We spoke about this earlier that hopefully the government can support those who aren't able to work and they'll have enough to live and then we'll rebuild. So from there, but you have been exploring where I can be of the most use Dan Ilic 25:24now with your masters was an international help. Did you say? Unknown Speaker 25:26Yeah, international public health, which is extremely relevant at this point in time. Dan Ilic 25:36I just wanted to get a credit for Kovac 19. Do you get a credit like 20 you know, Unknown Speaker 25:40yeah, just like yeah, just everyone gets a high distinction. Well done. Unknown Speaker 25:44Like in terms of your like, personal situation. Have you had Have you stopped? had to think about what you're gonna do? Like, do you live with people? Are you Unknown Speaker 25:53Yeah, no. Dan Ilic 25:55You do to work as Unknown Speaker 25:56I moved to Sydney and I settled in a beautiful house and had to Fantastic housemates Hello, Lauren and Maura virus since left, but I did think I didn't think I would be able to work with them and be working with patients and in healthcare, I thought like the risk would be quite high. I have my grandparents so I had to kind of come to terms with the fact that I might not see them this year, because I don't want them to contract the illness that they're the ones who are really high risk. I'm if you know, like a one in one in eight chance of dying, which is really hot. And so yeah, absolutely. I've definitely thought about that I've actually moving from a non clinic from a clinical role to work in public health. So and within that role, I'm not allowed to see patients to the public health role involves tracking and tracing cases, and then trying to prevent those cases from spreading. So do do contact tracing And ensure that anyone who's been in contact with a confirmed case will then self isolate. And then also discussing whether or not the patients who do test positive if they need to be in hospital if they can isolate in the community. And within that role. I'm yeah, it because of the risk for healthcare workers is so high. I've been in, you know, given the, the instruction to not undertake any clinical work, so that I can continue to be within the public health team without contracting the virus because otherwise it kind of at this stone, then they're needing to work together. And if one person gets kovan, it kind of stops that operation. Dan Ilic 27:41Wow. It sounds so hard. That sounds so complex and complicated. Can we just give all the people with Cova 19. Like a funny hat or something? Unknown Speaker 27:51I yeah, it's a great idea. Maybe we can ask her rhinos to sponsor them. Unknown Speaker 27:56Carry a beer. Yeah, carry beer. I think that's the that's the tricky part, isn't it? Because some people have very different symptoms. And that's why we read like, this is why the social distancing is so important. And it's not like it's looking out for others as well as yourself. But you might be asymptomatic. Like you may have mild symptoms you might have like, there's been cases where someone had diarrhoea and that was their symptom. So it's that's why we just don't know who's carrying it. And that's that's the issue. I why social distancing is so important. Dan Ilic 28:32I've assumed it I make puns. I think I've got it. Unknown Speaker 28:37Thank you so much. Unknown Speaker 28:41Yeah, it's socially isolating myself from Louis. Dan Ilic 28:45Because we don't need to be doing this over Skype. I just demanded it. But I want to be in the same room dance. I talked to Jasmine, thank you so much for joining us on a rational fee. Do you mind if we check in with you in a couple of months to see how Unknown Speaker 28:56Yeah, please do please do. I'll be in close contact. Well not physically close contact. But with my colleagues working, they continue to be on the front line and they're doing an amazing job to support us. Oh, but I'll be working, I guess behind the scenes. So check in contact, if everyone listening if you're thinking about going out, reconsider it. You know, you don't have to stay at home if you can. And it's not just for you. And it's not just for the patients who might contract Cova 19. But it's for everyone. And it's Yeah, it takes a bit of a shift in your thinking, but it's possible. Dan Ilic 29:29Thanks, Jasmine. Have you thought about being Prime Minister? Unknown Speaker 29:32Yeah. Unknown Speaker 29:36hair cut length. Unknown Speaker 29:39I haven't cut my hair in six months. So I'm just this is I'm just gonna grow out. I've accepted that's it. my brows are growing out. My hair is growing up to new me. Unknown Speaker 29:48A rational fear Unknown Speaker 29:49behavioural experts Unknown Speaker 29:49are stunned parents and police want answers and three Dan Ilic 29:53teenage girls might have ruined their reputations forever in the tradition of fucking aftering across the street. parliament is headed into a five month long recess and won't be back to pass laws until August 11. Five months and in place of the Australian Government, they've created a Corona virus disease commission, consisting of executives from mining, energy transport, finance, the only remotely medical person has to be the head on the commission is David third, who is the csra chair. What is going on here where all the medical experts while the government is on holiday, so I hadn't heard that. That's is it been as like soft revolution? Yeah. What do you mean it's a soft revolution? We are completely run and owned by mining and fossil fuel entities. What are you talking? I was used to it happening from the shadows. I'm not used to them being out in front. Unknown Speaker 30:47There's no one else out there other than that, so who else is there apart from that bunch of people? Dan Ilic 30:53I like it when a crisis happens in in movies they call the Avengers when a crisis happens in Australia, they assemble people to build open capital. minds. Unknown Speaker 31:00Yeah, okay Gina Rinehart here and you know, sort of help out, you know, grab an X, darling. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 31:06I don't see why government can't continue online like we're doing here. I mean, if you look at photographs and video footage of the chamber in camera, they're on their bloody phones anyway. They're not listening to each other. They're all on Facebook and Twitter. They're not actually paying attention. Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker can tell you on a whim to take his turn his fucking phone off. They're all sitting there like, like people in restaurants like couples on their phones while they're eating. Why can't talk to each other in restaurant. It's the same with bloody parliament. They're all sitting on their phones. So be no difference. Stay at home, still around the country, as ineptly as you do anyway. Just on your fucking phones easy. Unknown Speaker 31:42I couldn't agree more. I reckon if we have to put up with shitty zoom meetings because of their NBN failure then they should have to do Dan Ilic 31:49coming up very soon. Kirsty way back we'll be here to do a stand up set from her cancel the Melbourne Comedy Festival show. But first, if you think it's a bit of a show Mazel in Australia, in the United States, it is Way, way worse where a fractured medical system and an insufferable celebrity industrial complex is bringing harm upon everybody. I caught up with my friend Brad blanks a little earlier on today to see just how he's faring in New York City a rational fear Well, it's official one place that has it worse than any other country in the world right now is the USA we 50,000 Corona virus cases. So I thought what a good opportunity to catch up with my old mate Brad blanks who lives most of the time in New York City, but has found a little bald hole on Long Island to stay and see out the crisis get bread. Well, Dan, yes, it's a celebration in the United States as an Aussie here and have jumped on the American fanfare and the fact that they always love to be number one is celebrating that they have hit number one on the corona charts I speak. I think I speak for all Americans when I say USA, USA, USA. You've done it. I've got myself In New York City, I'm out and the end of Long Island. And I'm away from the epicentre of the madness that is going on in there. It's a it's a ghost town I was in there. One week ago was a ghost town, man. And now the sadness is that the people are getting double infected every day. Where have you been speaking to people who are still in Manhattan and still in Brooklyn? And what is it like what's the feeling? Yeah, as I said, I was in there we go. Ghost Town. Even though I did walk through Times Square and the one person out in Time Square was the naked cowboy. So the naked cowboy, he's still at work. Why aren't you that's what everyone's asking. Now, let's speak about your work. You're a you know, a third wheel on a radio show. How is that going? Are you still being able to broadcast? Yeah, I had. Last week was the scheduled vacation of our show as this all started kicking off. really convenient. You've got Shannon the legendary DJ, Yeah either I work for like he's a veteran of America Hall of Fame radio. Yeah. They love that term Hall of Fame radio legend. And he went down to Florida and where he lives and I said, Scott, you not, might not make it back. So I did a few callings to the guy. Let's be clear here Hall of Fame is a pseudonym for a very old person with probably dodgy lungs who could probably contract correct. And he was adamant he was going to be back on the radio back in New York City Monday morning, he got the official order to stay down in Florida, Florida. And calling from there now that opens up a whole, you know, is radio people all around the world are trying to figure out how to use these. Well, what are they called complex boxes or tie lines Dan or ISDN. I mean, I'm not an engineering radio pilot, pilot pilots, that sort of stuff. But you would know what I mean. And he had to get that sort of connected to his system and he was up and running on Monday. But what that does is we have a board He's usually as you know, again, Dan is a radio guy is a 22 year old underpaid guy. You know, given the title of producer but they, you know, they've got probably the hardest job in radio, they're gonna run the board deal with madmen, and he's sitting there trying to control the board. And the Scott mentioned calling but what that means is I can't call in Oh, I'm out of a job without technically being out of a job. He's still getting paid. That's the important right? Yes, that's right. Yeah, the paltry sum of being a radio third wheel. But the big news of my job is we think that bought up kid that's 22 years of age he drives like an hour and a half every day into work and out of work. You know, everyone wants to be on radio. It has just come down with the big Corona. Kids. Shannon, Shannon gonna have to paddle off himself in Florida, doing it out of the study or somewhere. I have a feeling CBS fm one of the biggest stations in America. I think this the programme director will be panelling tomorrow that's the rumour on the street, which is crazy and sorry I've got I had a few bits plan and you know things to send in but those those things are sort of, you know, you'll have the yo days off your gear is primarily doing two things, talking to people on the street and talking to celebrities or red carpets. What are you doing to gain content? Brad, you the source of content has been cut off by coronavirus that really kind of fell I used my children and we kicked off home schooling Yeah. And that's kicked off in Australia and it was a big deal. Yeah, they gave the teachers one week to plan the homeschooling, which was last week. And then Monday was the official launch of the new york Board of Education, Department of Education, homeschooling, and it involved, many apps and many logins. I have three Children from the age of 10 to six and it was login hell and I was savvy enough to figure out how to talk to you now so I can sell you enough to figure out how to log in and that but I swear I had about 37 different logins my wife and I so we've used a lot of that banter for my initial radio but now that by radio jobs probably dried up in the in the in the last 24 hours. Yeah, and it gets back to the whole fact that I don't have anyone to talk to on the street and celebrities now obviously everyone's doing Skype or whatever, but am I able to get yo yo Ricky jerkface over Skype Well, let's figure that out. He must follow you on Twitter by now you and him have such a great rapport surely you can hook that up? Well, maybe Yeah, but celebs want at the end of the day, they've got to plug something not necessarily Ricky bit of a slip So look, I'd like a sort of recessed tight the game of trying to have a laugh with celebrities, but you know We'll see how that goes over the next day. But thank you for underlining the fact. I am absolutely stuffed when it comes. You know, you're someone who moved to America 15 years ago, 20 years ago when I yeah, when I moved to America 20 years ago because America is this like shining light on the hill this beacon of opportunity. And for you your career there has been absolutely astounding, incredible. And, and now, this this particular pandemic, has really shown what America is in that it is it doesn't have the ability to look after its most vulnerable people. Is that does it stress you out living there now? It Unknown Speaker 38:44doesn't stress me out because again, I you know how we've all been. We're all in this bubble. So I'm sitting here, I every day I wake up, my family's good. We're good. If I got to get groceries, I'm not gonna be have distance you know, six year dishes. do stupid things. I try to hold my breath and hopefully that works. But then obviously you go into the news and you read this and you understand the the mammoth, you know, disaster that this is, and you are Yes. And you are sad. And when you see nursing homes, you know your mom and dad are moving into elderly care or care facility I should say. And you see nursing homes in New Jersey getting evacuated when three have died of Corona and 27 have Corona. And these are all elderly people being helped by nurses. Yeah, it's worrying. It's distressing. And the big thing is going to be out of New York City or new and as as we kick this off in our jest, that New York is gone to you. America is now number one. And New York City is the hottest spot. The really thing that will make people's heads snap is when something like the Javits centre where New York Comic Con is every year and the moment To show in the boat show and one of this, this amazing Convention Centre on the west side of New York City. It is at the moment getting prepped to be a hospital and when that's when that's filled with beds with sick people in there and ventilators in there that that that again will make people yeah address this or be even more shocked of how real this is because I know there's a lot of non believers still, you know, which is which probably scares me just as much as America not helping the people that that really need it. All right. Dan Ilic 40:37God joining us now to share some of her cancelled Melbourne Comedy Festival show is comedian Kirsty Welbeck. She's got a Patreon page and I love the first line of the about section. My name is Kirsty Welbeck, but everyone calls me Christie, please welcome Cassie back. Unknown Speaker 40:56Hello, hello. Thank you so much for having me here. I was I was recently talking to a journalist when my tour still existed. And often when we talk to journalists, they ask us similar questions each time. So we usually have a sort of ID locked and loaded of what our answers might be. But on this occasion, she asked me a question that I hadn't been asked before she said to me, when did you first realise that you were funny? And no one had ever asked me that before which in hindsight, it's probably quite hurtful. I didn't really think on my face. And the first thing that popped into my brain was being six years old, in grade one, and it being wet weather at school, and just the entire student population is running wild in the gym. And I remember our principal getting up on stage and just trying to turn it all around and saying, does anyone have a joke that they would like to share with the rest of the school? And I was like, Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Six years of age full of bravado, I was like, Yes, I need to get this out into the public. And the reason that I was so confident about having a joke was it I'd heard this cracker on the radio that morning and I had not understood it. All I knew was that fitzy Stacy and Falco Unknown Speaker 42:28like I'm gonna tell the school this great guy. I got up on stage. And I said, How do you make a pool table? laughs you stick your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls. Oh, I see what it means but something to kind of play and that was sister Jude understood the joke. Curious. Me across that stage like the flying man. She was like, get out of here. Get off The gate down, she's screaming at me, she should be down the stairs on the other side of the stage. And what I'm trying to say is like, follow your dreams, right? Because Unknown Speaker 43:18I was booed off the stage by Unknown Speaker 43:30periods and come back later. And so I'm a 24 year hiatus, and I went out and I came back and nowadays I get to travel around doing stand up. Not now but Unknown Speaker 43:47I got to Unknown Speaker 43:50go to some pretty cool places like I've been to Brad places all over Australia. Also Cambra. I'm pretty lucky in that regard. Last year, I got to go on a call tour. And I was up in Port hedland. I don't know if anyone's heard of that place, but it's at the top of why there's nothing there. It should just be called port that. We rolled into town, there were five comedians, and we rode into town on this tour one day, and it was super hot. We're all melting. But one of our mates he's from London, and he was particularly in a bad way. And as we got to the motel, he pointed at the beach across the road, and he said, I'm going to go for a swim in that beach. And I said, No, you're not my thing. I'm boiling. And I was like, No, mate, you're in Australia. Don't you don't get into a body of water willy nilly in this country without doing some research. I was like, I'll ask a local if it's safe. And so I went over to the receptionist. And I said to her, there equally, perhaps two specifically, I said, Are there any crocodiles in that beach? She said Unknown Speaker 45:18she said there's no crocodiles in there. I said she did not say that. Unknown Speaker 45:23What she said is that she has no idea that she wants to be involved in this conversation. And then also that's pretty mean. I don't know the woman maybe this is how she speaks, right? Oh testa Unknown Speaker 45:37Do you think tomorrow we could have a late check out and she said no. Unknown Speaker 45:48This is actually quite a bleak story. Um, cuz I mean, he was. He was a lovely guy and the great comedian and we're gonna miss him terribly. Unknown Speaker 46:03Judy got it wrong. Unknown Speaker 46:06I'm just kidding. It was. It was a shock Unknown Speaker 46:14on me, but it worked out really well for me, because Judy had inspired me so the next day when I was checking out she said to me Do I was sending money did you have anything from the minibar and Dan Ilic 46:34Kirsty will be joining us at a rational fear sometime soon as a proper guest Thank you so much, Kirsty That was great. That's it for irrational fear. Big thanks to Matt Slade and Dylan vane Brad blanks Dr. Jasmine Daniels Kirsty we're back and our fear monger says night refit day gas back Melrose and Louis Alba. Have any of you got things to plug anything? Anyone anything on a plug? Unknown Speaker 46:53No, I'm sitting idle in my living room until further notice. So Unknown Speaker 46:58my comedy careers can Thought I want to plug Easter Sunday the churches are gonna be Unknown Speaker 47:06it's gonna be a great day everybody's gonna be close together singing hemming praying, sneezing, coughing, it'll be true. Unknown Speaker 47:16Patreon and cameo in the moment Dan Ilic 47:19going off you were saying before you're doing like tonnes of cameos people love you Unknown Speaker 47:23loving making videos. Unknown Speaker 47:27I'm just gonna be doing that anyway. Dan Ilic 47:30Jasmine still with us. Do you have anything to plug Jasmine? Unknown Speaker 47:32Some nice quality time alone Unknown Speaker 47:37driving because he's Patreon and to irrational. Unknown Speaker 47:41Good idea. And Louis, what do you got to plug? I'm just sending PayPal photos of my faithful cash. Dan Ilic 47:48Coming up next is news fighters. Until then there's always something to be scared. Oh, good night. Unknown Speaker 48:03This is News spiders. Unknown Speaker 48:06We find the news so you don't have to. Okay onto the government's big coronavirus economic stimulus package this week and Prime Minister Scott Morrison made sure the first thing he had ready to roll out was a three word slogan to build a bridge to the other side to get them on this bridge there is a bridge over this to get on this bridge and effectively build a bridge yeah build a bridge Scott Morrison's messaging aimed at Nani's teenagers. Oh my god, Australia, just build a bridge and get over it. When you just get over the coronavirus. just build a bridge. You're ready. Oh my god. Of course, one of the biggest elements of the second round of stimulus this week was this for at least six months, the job seeker allowance will double to 1100 dollars a fortnight. Unknown Speaker 48:44The job seeker allowance formerly known as news Dodd is being doubled. Unknown Speaker 48:49Yes, Scott Morrison doubled New Start and I'll tell you who would absolutely hate seeing Scott Morrison W star and that Scott Morrison from last year the Prime Minister Scott Morrison has emphatically rolled out increasing the rate of new start. What do you think the quiet Australians think about an increase in use that Unknown Speaker 49:08I believe the best form welfares job. And I believe that our welfare system should work as much for taxpayers as it does for those who benefit from it. I will not engage in the unfunded empathy of the Labour Party, Mr. Speaker, boy, Scott Morrison show hide Scott Marsan right now. Meanwhile, on the homefront, I mean that literally stay at home front. Scott Morrison has received a lot of flack for his confusing mixed messaging on Tuesday night he said this stay at home unless it's absolutely necessary that you go out but then in the exact same press conference, he said this but it is important for people to go to the shop, it is important to go to the shopping centre, it is important that they get access to these normal services. It's important for them because I needed it's also important for our economy, that it continues to operate and function as much as possible. Okay, wait, what state harm but Kp businesses open? Why? Well, wait, I know see what we're doing is keeping as many businesses as we possibly can open. Okay, why are you keeping non essential businesses open? If you want us all to stay at home, Scott Morrison was challenged about this by journalists on Wednesday and said this Well, you're suggesting I should close down businesses where there's no medical advice that they should. I don't understand why we would cause that harm to a business and all their workers and their livelihoods. For the sake of some sort of message convenience, but you just shut down every gym, pop bar club house inspection and restaurant in the country. What's left? Where are we meant to go? Now? People can still go to Car yards. Yeah, come on, kids. Let's do what the Prime Minister says and go hang out down at the car yard. Dad. We hung out at the car yard yesterday. Shut up, son. If the Prime Minister says we can go hang out at the car yard. We're gonna go hang out at the car yard. Unknown Speaker 50:53Okay, that's news fighters on irrational fear. Thanks again for having us, Dan. He had a full episode of news fighters subscribe to news fighters on Your podcasting app or go to news fighters.com remember what she hands remain indoors and bye for now. Unknown Speaker 51:07This is News fighters where we find the news. So you don't have to

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Dan Ilic 0:00Well, before we start, the building committee festival has been cancelled. Lewis actually predicted this the day before they actually cancelled it on our last week's show. I've actually got a clip of you Lewis predicting this. Here it is. Now before we start letting people know that our Melbourne Comedy Festival show Tickets are on sale at this stage. The Melbourne Comedy Festival is still going. Yeah, I mean, what is it? It's currently Thursday evening, I would say we have 12 hours left for you to purchase tickets, feel good about them and then feel the need to return them when the coroner predicted predicted Louis hell but what do you think about that? I mean, obviously, I'm a genius. I see everything. It's palpable tonight. It's Thursday again $60 million. It's gonna be number 37. Touch all your money. I'm 37. Now if you if you get a refund, I should let you know. become one of our subscribers on Patreon. For as little as five bucks a month you can support a rational fear to bring you podcasts and videos. This week. We actually double Our Patreon subscriber limit term to 11. And a big shout out to someone named Margot haba. Who is now donating any relation Louis maga haba hey, yeah, that's my Lewis Hobba 1:14mom shout for mom. She's been financially Dan Ilic 1:18helping me out since day job. So it's still good to know that she hasn't laid off Thank you, mom. And also, for every patient subscriber who wins will expected like 50% of that to go to restaurant fears pitcher Patreon. Thank you very much, Louis. It's very generous of you. irrational fears are coated on gadigal Land of urination. I pay my respects to elder's past, present and emerging. Let's start the show. Unknown Speaker 1:42A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks, camera, Unknown Speaker 1:48and gum and section 40 of a rational Unknown Speaker 1:51fear recommended listening Unknown Speaker 1:53by a mature audience. Dan Ilic 1:54Today on irrational fear cuantas is reportedly seeking a government bailout when asked What they did with their recent $5 billion profit, a spokesman suggested it was stuck on the back of the cuantas lounge. The NFL is seeking a bailout from the government claiming that Australia won't be Australia without Rugby League, which is news to people in Western Australia, South Australia Victoria Northern Territory in Tasmania who all said who is rugby lake. Tasmania has shut its border to mainland Australia. On top of a 14 day quarantine people will be deported from the island if they don't test positive to being a close cousin. There's plenty of toilet paper for everyone. This is irrational. Unknown Speaker 2:38irrational. Dan Ilic 2:50Welcome to irrational fear. Now let's meet our fear mongers tonight billed as one of Australia's premier transgender lesbian Canadians maybe it's rise pifo Hello Hello, in 2019 he was the winner of Australia's most prestigious science prize in 2020. He's shutting down his lab because as it turns out, being good at important work is not valued in Australia. It's Dr. Darren Saunders. Good, I will look I'm fine. And as someone who is pretty good for the apocalypse and as someone who has to live with the uncertainty every day in the cutthroat, chaotic world of US public broadcasting, it's Lewis. Hello. Hello, Dan. Yes, a joy to be here. Not broadcasting. I can't hear anything. It's actually can I say, my my Cynthia virus here and everyone's been working from home. This current setup of a million people speaking from different places, has become the norm. And I feel like I'm just back in high school watching my substitute teacher struggle with the DVD player again. And on the pots and pans, it's DJ diabolical Unknown Speaker 3:59now Now I've always stood up the back end being the silent DJ and the whole by Paul Shaffer and I took a global pandemic to get me on the mic. You will probably regret it. Thank you, Dan. Dan Ilic 4:09A little later on the show broadcast. Alan Jones shares his view on Corona virus comedian Beck Melrose will be popping by two to five minutes after cancelled Melbourne Comedy Festival show and della balika will deliver us fresh new news fighters. But first, we couldn't do this show without our sponsors. Here's our first sponsor for tonight. Hi, Unknown Speaker 4:29I'm unindicted war criminal and foppish former Prime Minister Tony Blair. And I mean, look, these are uncertain times, right? Like 2020 his brothers coronavirus, the climate crisis and married at first sight. And since international travel has been banned, I'm inviting you to take a break and book a journey to somewhere when nothing interesting happens. The 90s I mean, look, you could learn to surf the web with Morgan Freeman. Unknown Speaker 4:55Click on Netscape Navigator Unknown Speaker 4:56and type in www dot But you thought out the vista.com Unknown Speaker 5:02then search for the answer to anything you want. Like why can Kevin Costner do Unknown Speaker 5:06an English accent? Or go on a tour of the White House with my good colleague, Bill Clinton. And in this drawer is where I put all the things I want to disappear, lock cigars use tissues and genocide in Rwanda. I've never even heard of that place. Sir. Mr. Epstein's on the phone. Oh, Unknown Speaker 5:25excuse me, Unknown Speaker 5:26Jeffrey. Hi. Of course, Saturday's great for me. Or you could even visit the set of a television commercial with Donald Trump. I don't even drink vodka. They want me to sell it because I can sell it. Vodka. It's Unknown Speaker 5:42fantastic. Believe me, but Oh, hang on a second. Hello. Hello Jeffrey. Jeffrey Epstein. My friend is a billionaire just like me. It's what we have in common. Saturday. I'll be there of course. Unknown Speaker 5:57So look, book a ticket to of the 90s when the war on terror was just sparkle in my eye. What has it hasn't finished yet? This month? Oh, good, who? Actually Don't tell me I'll watch it on DVR. So pimp your right to the 90s. Right? a time where if you wanted to enjoy an apocalypse, you have to go to the cinema. How about good deeds? Unknown Speaker 6:22Thank you. Dan Ilic 6:23This is irrational fear we're into the third week of coronavirus on last week on inside is paid event ensel and tweeted that when tweeted when the CMO into the studio he offered to shake everyone's hand. Later that afternoon the Prime Minister suggested that everyone stop shaking hands which gave us a huge release to everyone who is forced to meet the prime minister and Kobe did a monologue this week from his bath. The NBC today show as Al Roker the weatherman did the weather from his kitchen TV shows are doing shows with that audiences which is nothing new. We did we did it tonight lay all the time the difference is popular shows are seeing their audiences to stay at home and people in the middle Panic buying weed. So my friends, how is the apocalypse treating you so far? Unknown Speaker 7:05I think Unknown Speaker 7:07people would probably expect it to be worse than it is. Right. But I've been doing some thinking. Because a lot of people think that like comedy is in like a bit of crisis at the moment, right? Like the comedy festivals being cancelled and everything. And that's obviously, you know, a bad thing. But I think like, it's actually going to, sort of, in at least when like, everything kind of blows over in the end, it's actually going to set the comedy community out quite well. And I like I've been talking to a lot of comedians and whatnot. I've just got like a sort of like a list of things he that I'd like love to go through. Sort of like, tell everyone, what, what sort of good, good stuff we've got to look forward to right. So like, at least while we're all like self isolating, socially distancing and whatnot right now. There's a Everybody is being pushed to like the podcasting world, right? Dan Ilic 8:04Unfortunately, yeah, this is how we do it. We were unfortunately having to make a podcast over Google Hangouts. It's very shoddy. Unknown Speaker 8:11Yeah. Well, I think there's gonna be a lot more of that right and like obviously like, that's a great thing because all we want is a lot more straight white men telling us which movies we need to watch right? So I've talked to like a few people who have got some like podcasts in the in the works and I just want to go through some of them right now. So I've heard there's there's one coming up was called Mighty Morphin Power recap, right? Which is a it's two middle aged white men just sort of watching Mighty Morphin Power Rangers episode by episode and going through that and I can only imagine that that is going to be some truly interesting content. Another one that is come through my my friends podcast, you should go to the fuck are you looking at again, middle aged males Come on there and discuss all the best fights that they've gotten into over their, over their lifetime. So that's a pretty good one is there's also one called, we'll just tell you a mother, we ate it all, which is essentially it's two white males and a trans woman who watched sort of that American Pie style teen sex comedies every week and discuss those and I know you're thinking that doesn't sound like it has any legs at all. It couldn't even have 100 episodes. It didn't celebrate that today. Please listen, please listen. Dan Ilic 9:30Is this is this your podcast? Right? Unknown Speaker 9:33Oh, no, it's certainly not mine. No, I don't know he's talking about I don't have any involvement in that podcast at all. Please listen. We really need it. Please listen, Unknown Speaker 9:41this there's certainly going to be a lot of time for binge watching. So I see those podcasts going well, I'm just not sure about the restaurant review and travel podcasts how they're gonna car living, Unknown Speaker 9:51may not suddenly gonna suffer. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 9:56I think what it's gonna come down to is a lot of kind of reminiscing style. ones another one that I've heard of, sort of in the vein of in the vein of guys we fuck these chicks we've routed so I'm sure there'll be quite a lot of tasteful material covered in in that podcast yeah or Unknown Speaker 10:12remember what toilet paper was or what was food Unknown Speaker 10:17Yeah, that was that was actually quite a good thing I haven't posted I wait I wait I might move out today and left behind or who gives a crap toilet paper so we are set Dan Ilic 10:26oh my god that is my leaving behind gold. Unknown Speaker 10:29Yeah, I was surprised except Dan Ilic 10:31you can watch your mom with it. Unknown Speaker 10:34You can watch it on with gold if you try hard enough. Unknown Speaker 10:36Yeah, probably get to that point. Dan Ilic 10:38I think it's a it's a rough endorsement if someone facing a period of potential quarantine with housemates is moving out right now. Like I don't want to spend two weeks with you specifically. Thanks not even two weeks. It's like It's like people would really have to be bunkering down for if month so I pick people that are saying the next five months are going to be awful in this house if I don't move. It's gonna be a real test, particularly if you live in a share house. I think a lot of people are talking about the the rate of babies going up in nine months after this, but I think people are gonna start talking about the rate of divorces going out. Unknown Speaker 11:20Statistically divorces have gone up in China because of the all the all the isolation. Well, really well. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's it's already in this in the stats. Unknown Speaker 11:30Yeah, that's the biggest problem actually. Yeah. Well, Darren, what's your Unknown Speaker 11:34best shot his biggest problem? Dan Ilic 11:36Darren, what are you saying? What are you predicting will happen in five months time? Unknown Speaker 11:40Ah, look, I think I just want to point out that I think I was way ahead of the curve. I'm shutting down my lab because unless you're building covert test kits or vaccines, everyone's shutting down their lab. So that turned out to be quite prescient, actually. I'm just yeah, I'm, it's where are we gonna be in five months time? Well, I think the world's gonna look really different. I hate to be really heavy about that, but I think actually, you know, to put a positive slant on it, I reckon we're gonna come out the other side of much better society and a much better community. I think we're getting a really good reminder of what's actually important in life. And I think that's a good that's a good thing to hang on to. As we go into as we go into pastor it's definitely a good thing to hang on to. I've been eating I've been eating types of pasta and rice I never even knew existed this week. Unknown Speaker 12:23First time in about five years. Dan Ilic 12:27Darren, it's great to have you on the podcast because we're not experts at all. But you know, you are an expert. You are a doctor now a professor. So can you tell us I'm sure people were turning to you for all kinds of scientific advice because your head is often on the television. Often your voices often on the radio as a as a communicator of science. What are the kinds of questions I thought maybe I could ask you to collect a bunch of questions that people have been asking you and maybe you could quiz us tonight on the answers and so we'll we'll try and provide With the answers, and then you can tell us whether we're right or wrong. Dr. Darren Saunder 13:02Oh, this is perfect. I've got more questions than I can answer so I can feed these back to people this will be excellent. I reckon the good ones will lead off with is what? What's the effect of what bushfire smoke we all breathe in for months and months and months on what's going to happen? We've covered infection. Dan Ilic 13:20Your lungs will taste like smoked salmon. Unknown Speaker 13:26Fewer koalas are alive to die. Unknown Speaker 13:30That's a positive shadow that koalas can get covered up? That's a good question. Unknown Speaker 13:33Let's find out why I gave I gave them chlamydia. Rose Piper 13:39I think in effect it will have is because we were all told that we were breathing, whatever it was, like 37 dots a day or something like that. But now the economic downturn is probably going to cause some people to stop smoking. So it was like kind of getting your fixing before you before you quit, you know? Unknown Speaker 13:57Yeah, yeah, it's not not a bad way to look at it. Dan Ilic 14:00actually did buy a facemask during the bush fires that turned out to be quite handy in the long run Unknown Speaker 14:06ahead of the curve again, Unknown Speaker 14:07yeah, you're like Nostradamus Dan Ilic 14:13Listen to me more. But what what do you think Dan? What do you think the the ramifications of breathing in that bushfires mega? Unknown Speaker 14:21The actual answer is we probably don't know the guests or the hypothesis would be that we're probably a little bit more susceptible to infection all that smoke has been damaging our lungs the whole time we bring breathing it in and it's probably making us a little bit more susceptible to the infection as for having fictional play out in people had to say so it's not a good news story. That one. Dan Ilic 14:41There was such a weird point in kind of time where the smoke you couldn't really avoid it anywhere like you like with the corona virus. I feel like you can probably do if you don't have it, you can probably do your best to not have it for a long time. But the smoke was just so unavoidable because you couldn't really escape to any place that didn't have it. Unknown Speaker 15:01Yeah at one point I was sharing it the water tank where I was staying actually got permeated with smoke. It was like sharing scotch. It was not pleasant. Unknown Speaker 15:10Yeah, it sounds pretty good. It's not you Dan Ilic 15:14could you could you could sell that at a Gwyneth Paltrow resort. Out showering genuine Australian bush is a $300 so I'm just gonna make a note of that. That's actually pretty good. What's your next question? Derek? All right, next question was Unknown Speaker 15:32what is going to happen to everyone that's swimming and can we swimming pools? Can we swim in the ocean and avoid covert Dan Ilic 15:39thought calls? Were a no no rush think the ocean should be fine, right? Unknown Speaker 15:43I hope the ocean is fine. Dan Ilic 15:45That's my thought to my thought is that the ocean is antibacterial. Every Unknown Speaker 15:53interesting one isn't the ocean. Nobody knows the ocean. The sunlight kills a lot of germs. But if probably want to kill the viruses. But Dan Ilic 16:03before you go on are the answers to all your question is nobody knows. There's a lot of Unknown Speaker 16:11things that we're all getting it right. Dan Ilic 16:13It's good. All right, great. What's the next question? Unknown Speaker 16:17When are we gonna have a vaccine? Dan Ilic 16:20I got this one. I got this one. I got this one. Nobody knows. Unknown Speaker 16:25Louis, what do you think? Unknown Speaker 16:26I would have said, Yeah, nobody knows. Dan is one of the few things we do we actually don't know. Unknown Speaker 16:34I'm gonna I'm gonna get confident and Unknown Speaker 16:36get on the front foot and say within a month. Unknown Speaker 16:38Damn. Oh, that's a big goal. Wow. Unknown Speaker 16:42I was actually hoping that Louis would say that because then it would happen. Oh, that's not Unknown Speaker 16:49to say that I'm afraid. Unknown Speaker 16:53So this one I picked deliberately because I can't actually answer this one. This is ah, Unknown Speaker 16:58so I don't know if you saw Yes, I think it was yes. Today Unknown Speaker 17:00the very first human guinea pigs patients got the first test doses of one of the new vaccines. So Unknown Speaker 17:07where were they? Where can we get it from? Unknown Speaker 17:10Woollies? I think I think Trump's bought it already. Probably. That's what Unknown Speaker 17:13he tried to he tried to buy one of the German companies. Dan Ilic 17:16So where were they doing where who got Unknown Speaker 17:18the first vaccine? Why don't we find out? I believe they were in Europe. I could be wrong. I don't remember precisely. We've got a we got a vaccine in development in Australia that's been in animals now. So it's almost ready to test in humans. And then the trick is making enough for hundreds of millions of people that that will take a few months at least. Dan Ilic 17:36Right. Is that when you're gonna start your lab again, that's the that's the plan. Unknown Speaker 17:40We're just gearing up for that. Now. Dan Ilic 17:42Do you have another question for us about 19? just mash misconceptions. Unknown Speaker 17:46Oh, look, here's the one. Here's the question of the day or the question of the week is, why haven't they shot schools yet? Unknown Speaker 17:53Why haven't they shot the schools yet? That's the one that's on everyone's lips around here. Why haven't they shot the schools yet? Dan Ilic 17:58Because people need To know about white history and forget about colonialism. That's why schools Yeah, this time, the white man fixes everything. That is why they haven't shut the schools yet. Unknown Speaker 18:09There's probably too many decision makers in there who've just had the kids get to school age who have gone I'm not fucking taking them back in the house now. I feel Unknown Speaker 18:18like Dan Ilic 18:20it is consistent with like this government's long term war against teachers, namely that it's hoping that instead of having to underpaid them, though, they can just get what? Unknown Speaker 18:42destination crook? Unknown Speaker 18:44Yeah. It's funny. Remembering the value of all of these kind of jobs like nurses and teachers, right. Dan Ilic 18:50What is what is it Darren, I mean, you're someone who's seen the brunt of this kind of attitude from our government that there seems to be a dislike or distrust of expertise of really smart people who know things. Why is it that this government does have all got this government? Not in this not it's not particularly this government coming through all around the world? Yeah, have a have a distaste and a distrust of people with expertise and doing everything they can to seemingly defund them and get rid of them. I think Unknown Speaker 19:22the brutal truth of that is because they delivered some uncomfortable facts and truth to them that didn't suit their sort of political ends. And so they undermine them as much as they could, you know, people have been profiteering politically and financially for years of undermining facts and truth. Dan Ilic 19:38But getting rid of like that getting rid of like the pandemic unit for the CDC in America seems like a completely counterintuitive act, Unknown Speaker 19:48given that we're just they're just sitting around doing nothing. It's just Dan Ilic 19:52wasting money, and then we can get them back. We want them we know where they are. We can get them back whenever we want. Unknown Speaker 20:00No like firemen, they just sit around all day doing nothing get rid of them. Unknown Speaker 20:03Most medicine? Dan Ilic 20:05Do you honestly think Darren that that is like that is the motive like it's it is purely, you're you're delivering information that is too dangerous for us politically to even have. Unknown Speaker 20:14But I think well, you're probably I mean, if you look at the climate change, the climate change is an obvious one, you know, that's where it seems to be the lightning rod for this sort of approach of denying truth, or whatever you want to call it. And it was literally that there were some really rich people and big companies that were, you know, their profits are under threat, and they've spent a lot of money trying to prop up those profits by sitting down, you know, we saw the tobacco companies do it before them and then and then what's happened is the political parties have all figured out that that's a really good way of getting hold of power is to is to take that approach, you know, and I think that that's fine when the threat is just as existential as the as the coronavirus, but it's, you know, 20 or 40 years down the road and suddenly that model doesn't work when the threat is very real and very now, huh? Dan Ilic 20:56Well, here are some good things about Kovac 19. There has been a huge reduction in co2 emissions up to 10%. In some countries, because of the ban on cruise ships, the Venice canals have become extremely clear and you can see to the bottom bottom of them without pollution and sediment. And another good thing about the Cova 19 is that your revision has been cancelled for this year. So no Eurovision what are the good things have we seen out there because it covered 19 do you think Unknown Speaker 21:25a lot of videos of penguins loose in zoos looking at the fish for them all sounds pretty good. Unknown Speaker 21:32I think my favourite good news story was the directive from ISIS that came out through the way Unknown Speaker 21:41ISIS put out a press release banning the Unknown Speaker 21:47suicide bombers from going to Europe because obviously, you know, Venice, probably beautiful but you know, even all h&s sit up today. They've ended it. If terrorists you go into Europe Unknown Speaker 22:03you don't want to you know, blow off a building while you're feeling a bit snotty in the nose there Unknown Speaker 22:10is a one way ticket surely I don't quite know what they're saying. Unknown Speaker 22:16And then I believe the the mayor of Baltimore has ordered everyone to stop shooting each other so they can. So they can create rooms for in the hospitals for covered victims. So I think they'll be a massive downturn in street violence until we run out of toilet paper and then there'll be a massive upturn in street violence. Dan Ilic 22:37Well, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been making great content from his home he's been advocating for social distancing you may have seen earlier in the week him feeding his ponies inside his home. Here is one of him sitting in a sitting in a in a hot tub, smoking a cigar giving some very good advice. Unknown Speaker 22:55I just finished a bike ride and a little bit of workout and I just didn't keep staying at home all the way from the crowd and away from outside. The reason why I'm saying that is because I still see photographs and videos of people sitting outside compares all over the world and having a good time and hanging out in crowds. That is not wise, because that's how you can get the virus. That's how you get it, like contact with other people. So stay away from crowds stay away from being in restaurants and outdoor cafes, especially now it's springtime, all the kids are going to the beach and celebrate and drink and all that stuff. This is not a good idea to stay away from the crowd, go home, and then we can overcome this whole problem. This whole virus in no time, but you got to go and follow those orders. Just remember, stay at home. Don't go go to crowds, but they took it down. Dan Ilic 23:55Think he's been incredibly responsible. He is the most responsible vendor out there. I've been trying to tell my mom to stay away from her church and stop going to the shops. But she just ignores me She completely says she says, you young people are too worried we're at church and we're not coughing over each other. The upside of that is I can say my inheritance will be coming a little bit earlier than I expected, but it's silver linings, a silver lining, how do we convince how do we convince our parents that they should be staying home kalon that there's a property that they can buy inside their already existing property? Unknown Speaker 24:33negatively? Unknown Speaker 24:38Many negatively, Unknown Speaker 24:41that it just sort of folds in on itself, and then they'll never leave. They'll always be searching for that next property that we can't have Unknown Speaker 24:49a good excuse for them to be more xenophobic, because then they can blame someone for them. Having to be Dan Ilic 24:57I hate to tell this story, but my mom, you very quietly xenophobic. whenever she's telling anecdotes she will dip her voice whenever she has to name the race of the person in the anecdote so she'll be like, and then at the shops I saw, man and he just went. Well, that's nice Alicia, Alicia blunting is xenophobia. Unknown Speaker 25:18My mom went from complete and utter coronavirus denial to full blown prepper in 24 hours. So I had a quiet word to use. Unknown Speaker 25:26What was the turning point? Because I'm curious. Yeah. Cuz a lot of Berman's like everything's fine. And then they turn what was the feed for them? Unknown Speaker 25:32I pointed out she was letting me down. You know, I was going on TV and radio and telling everybody all this stuff. And she was basically making me look like a fool for ignoring me. And, you know, no mom wants to embarrass this unlike that. I was talking to a girl and she's gone from, you know, you need to teach the kids how to grow their own food they need to know how to so she went right back to full on 1930s self sustaining skills. Can she talk to my mom, we can swap numbers. Unknown Speaker 25:57I think the main thing the responsibility for all of us to do Is share our netflix possible with our parents. Unknown Speaker 26:05My mom the shares with me. Dan Ilic 26:10I'm just trying to do as many irrational fear podcasts as we can because I know as a passionate subscriber, we make a lot of money. We'll just keep listening and you'll never be able to leave the house. Thank you, Margot harbour. Thank you very much. A little later on comedian back Melrose will join us to do a type five from her cancelled Melbourne Comedy Festival shot. But I don't know if you heard this. Earlier this week. Alan Jones compared the corona virus to climate change claiming it was a high experimentally yesterday and clarified a few things. Good morning everyone. A lot of people have suggested to me that I'm not taking Corona virus seriously enough by comparing it to the hopes of climate change. Oh, God. Well, let me tell you Cova 19 as they're calling it, that some sort of scientist or something Ah God, nerds. kovat 19 is a hoax much like carbon dioxide. I haven't seen it with my own eyes so it doesn't exist. And my eyesight is very good, like posted on the door on the other side of my Southern Highlands studio where I'm broadcasting from for the next six months for no reason in particular, I could read a sign that says warning stay 1.5 metres away from this door. Nothing to do with coronavirus I've just got to keep the home studio sounding crystal clear. Don't want some sort of goose coming in here squawking at me, and I'm not talking about any easy God. Now my good friend Scott Morrison has just told me you must stop panic buying it's clearly an Australian Well let me tell you something. He got something wrong there. The only thing you should be panic buying is my new album, Alan Jones's songs for a life of isolation. Got me Alan Jones singing all of your favourites like oh bye bye Unknown Speaker 28:00Don't want to pay Oh Unknown Speaker 28:07give us a call the open line Unknown Speaker 28:10wonderful. Don't forget that classic don't don't Unknown Speaker 28:16don't sketch show close to me. And how about a cheeky Jewett? You give me feed Unknown Speaker 28:25when you kiss me fever when you hold me tight Unknown Speaker 28:32in the morning fever all throughout Unknown Speaker 28:35the night taken away Anthony Kalia Dan Ilic 28:38god what a voice wait till you hear him sing our water voice. We had to do it on Skype but still you get the idea so don't believe what you read. There is no Corona virus. If you can't see it, it doesn't exist a bit like the Bledisloe Cup. I've never seen it so we've never lost it. All ballad joads Alan Jones there. Unknown Speaker 28:58That's right. I haven't I haven't been travelling work for a few weeks but I feel like I just had a nice taxi ride to the airport. That was fantastic. Dan Ilic 29:04irrational fear and I haven't touched my face in weeks and weeks since the Melbourne International Comedy Festival has been cancelled I thought wouldn't be great to get some of our comedy Friends of the show to come and do their best tight five from the cancel shows that they can't perform in Melbourne and coronavirus is really knocked that right out of the park. Now we have to do it on Google Hangouts, but we're going to try it anyway. I thought we'd get back Melrose to give it a go since she's gonna be on the show on irrational fear next week, I thought what better way to get her to come on the show but do a bit of a warm up by doing her best High Five from her cats of Melbourne, Melbourne Comedy Festival show. So ladies and gentlemen without any further ado back Mel rose. Unknown Speaker 29:51Hello are legends. How are we doing? Dan Ilic 29:53Yeah, well. Unknown Speaker 29:55Good, good. Unknown Speaker 29:57Nice crowd work. Unknown Speaker 30:01What I do for a living? Unknown Speaker 30:03I thought I do. I'm the top five of my office gear because some I thought I wrote that thinking it'd be evergreen and I'd be able to use it forever, but we don't have offices anymore. So I might as well give it a run. Unknown Speaker 30:17Please come straight from work. Give us a word. Yeah, Unknown Speaker 30:23that's all right. Don't worry. Unknown Speaker 30:25What's blocked isn't it? I've just started working in an office so my zest for life is draining faster than the Murray Darling I can assure you No one's talking to one another like human beings in the office. There's all this jargon and buzzwords and shit that get in the white. My favourite one they use it my work is as per my last email. Have we heard this? Unknown Speaker 30:49A power move. As per my last email. It's the closest you can get to saying Fuck off. You grow up at work, isn't it? Unknown Speaker 31:00As per my last name I haven't got the confidence to use as per my last name I like 50 Bernie brown TED Talks short of the conference it takes to use as per my last email but there's so much of this bizarre language at work I kept hearing my boss say well why don't you give that project to back she's got capacity but once we got one over the back she's got capacity pass that over the back she's got capacity Unknown Speaker 31:25to fucking Tupperware container Unknown Speaker 31:28absolutely ridiculous. And everyone works worried about AI taking their jobs robots taking our jobs. I'm not that worried yet. I've seen the test online to prove you're not a robot. I reckon it's I can't check a box. So pick out a bridge in a lineup. I don't reckon they'll be coming for our jobs anytime soon. But even when they do, like my job, I don't give a shit. Let's see you try and machine learn your way through the social obstacle course. passive aggressive If kitchen signs we did set in my office had a sign above another sign that said read the sign. Unknown Speaker 32:11Never mind a robot that shit would short circuit a robot. Unknown Speaker 32:16We are decades away from developing the kind of technology that's going to be able to definitely navigate pretending to give a fuck about nails weekend's No, but we can do the same argument about I don't mean that it's going to save us so much time. So what we're just going to find more bullshit to fill the time with anyway. All the time we saved not having to turn our own butter that bought a training time just dissolved in extra weeks in a single generation. But my boss has been trying to get in a roll up but my work amongst a spate of redundancies and he kept trying to get us to do a sweep for the last races and no one was ever came. And I felt kind of sorry for him. So All right, so I printed out photos of everyone in the office and put us all into a little bowl. You're about to pick someone out. Unknown Speaker 33:08Now we just have to wait and see who gets the next redundancy. Unknown Speaker 33:13Someone's gone home with a hammer. Someone's kids aren't going to Disneyland this year. But we'll pull it ourselves a glass of yellow and we filed into the boardroom watch the real race unfold. It's a beautiful day for it. The race it stops a nation the crow's nest regional office redundancy cop. Janet from accounts is playing up in the barriers and what do you know what Alan the it lead made it to the start after having every Monday off for the last financial quarter. Unknown Speaker 33:45It is a miracle. Unknown Speaker 33:48They're all in. The lights are on set. Unknown Speaker 33:52Racing in the crow's nest regional office redundancy copy combo from comms is started strong closely followed by as per my last email Do you have five for a quick chat and Kathleen What do you even do? They round the corner and who called the unions coming down the outside buffeted by clearly the intern mansplain Mark has midfield on the rails just behind no before I've had my coffee and that's sort of my job description. Coming down the street is unsolicited neck massage on med KPI and some pre k my sandwich. Just a quick one for years going steady. Peter from risk is yelling, but nobody's listening. Hop ahead to For God's sake. Rob, why do you have the microwave? Oh, we've had a fall. It's clearly the intern. Clearly the interns broken down at the 650 and Neil says millennials just can't hack it in the workplace off the road. Deborah the gender and diversity lady is going strong having a renaissance in relevance off to some dodgy comments were made at the Christmas party. Janet from accounts hasn't wasted energy on a single smile as they had for him and he called the union's out in front of Monday morning small talk common from concert Oh, good birthday song. But he comes accidental reply Oh, accidental reply. Oh, Challenge by Rich Craig left jr in the lunchroom 350 to go in the crow's nest regional office, redundancy kaput, it's over called the union number called the union. Kathleen What do you even do and get fucked at smartcard, but who's this coming down the outside? It's the favourite wrench reparations is the line down the outside. He's not going anywhere. He plays tennis with the chairman. He's utterly useless and he's here to stay at wrench taking out the crow's nest regional office redundancy cop. hoffa had to wake on fire the CEO and a further third between should have stayed in Union I'm useless but the director is my uncle. Unknown Speaker 35:34Thanks, guys. Thanks very much. My I lost my job but I did want a hand. Dan Ilic 35:41You can't say back Melrose at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival tickets are not on sale now. Well, we're gonna be back weekly with irrational fear since our Comedy Festival show isn't going so please hit us up on Patreon give us a few bucks a month. Also FBI Radio where we normally record this needs your help. So please go to FBI radio.com for slash donate and give them a few bucks particularly if you live in Sydney and you love independent radio and and great music Special thanks to this episode to Rupert de gas Jacob Brown, FBI radio, Darren Saunders Lewis haba, Rose Piper, Dillon, Bain and the wonderful Beck Melrose. Unknown Speaker 36:25News guys. Dan Ilic 36:27Thanks so much. We'll leave you with the latest news fighters on the coronavirus Dylan Do you want to introduce it? Unknown Speaker 36:34Sorry coronavirus I actually did it on the NBA March Madness. No one I haven't haven't. Unknown Speaker 36:44What's coronavirus? Unknown Speaker 36:47This is new spiders. Unknown Speaker 36:52So you don't have to. One of the Unknown Speaker 36:54great things about the current age of having internet and social media is being able to watch your favourite celebrity breakdown over the corona virus pandemic in real time. sama handling it better than others he is rapid kadhi Bay who had her to a cancelled Unknown Speaker 37:09guess why because Corona Corona virus is this Unknown Speaker 37:19Corona virus shake on me like a couple of weeks after she was gonna be a couple of months after she let me know soccer star motherfucking backing up all foods a man clear so a bass can move to motherfucking Antarctica which once again cardi Bay the voice of reason in an age of confusion. Meanwhile, Arnold Schwarzenegger is living his best life hanging out at home with Danny DeVito. Oh, no, wait, sorry. That's a miniature horse. Unknown Speaker 37:45Luna loves carrots. Whiskey loves carrots. I just said my little bitter vegan food. Oh, that was yummy. Hmm. I just had a fantastic broker that the house amount, Jim. Unknown Speaker 37:58Yeah, I am at home. Take Michiko Both hills stoeger Unknown Speaker 38:05finished a bike ride and a little bit of workout and I just you know keep staying at home. Unknown Speaker 38:10Yes Do like on a stay at home, but maybe don't smoke a cigar I think we might need your lungs to be as healthy as possible. Meanwhile, Michael Stipe from REM isn't coping too well. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel stop trying to help Michael Stipe And don't you dare pivot to that shiny happy people bullshit either. We need you to stay calm in this time of crisis. Now a lot of musicians are getting in on holding online quarantine concepts, including Chris Martin of Coldplay whose music is like coronavirus for your ears. Unknown Speaker 38:49They were Oh Unknown Speaker 38:52look, I'm not trying to say that keyboard sounded bad but geez I think the audio is better on Keyboard Cat Just when things couldn't look any worse, Willie Nelson son Lucas hates us about the years with the biggest cliche he could reach for. Unknown Speaker 39:22Now look, if any government out there is listening Scott Morrison Trump bars Angela Merkel, the UN who I don't care, please Institute an immediate indefinite ban on performances of hallelujah. This is actually a policy I've been pushing for years long before Corona virus but this is the time we can make it happen. Meanwhile, Aussies returning home from overseas are going to be facing two weeks of self isolation. And most of them seem to be handling it pretty well. Yeah, just gonna lock myself in and just have some kinds for kotlin eyes. Unknown Speaker 39:53You're gonna spend the next two weeks again thanks Unknown Speaker 40:04Okay, that's news five is an irrational fear to listen to the full episode, subscribe to news fighters on your podcasting app or check us out at news fighters calm. I'm Dylan Bane. Keep washing your hands and bye for now. Unknown Speaker 40:16This is News spiders where we find the news. So you don't have to Transcribed by https://otter.ai

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Fearmongers this week are Chris Taylor, Bridie Connell and Professor Hilary Bambrick from the the QUT school of public health and social work. We also have special guests Harry Mountbatten-Windsor and Bernie Sanders as voiced by the insanely talented Rupert Degas. 00:00 House keeping.01:40 Start03:00 Guest Intro04:45 Prince Harry Sketch05:50 Coronavirus talk19:30 Professor Hilary Bambrick on COVID1929:27 National Bushfire Recovery Fund33:00 Senator Bernie Sanders34:55 Credits THANKS TO:Jacob Round, Rupert Degas, and FBi Radio

TRANSCRIPT BY OTTER.AI: Dan Ilic 0:00Now before we start letting people know that our Melbourne Comedy Festival show Tickets are on sale on this stage, the Melbourne Comedy Festival is still going. Yeah, I mean, what day is it? It's currently Thursday evening, I would say we have about 12 hours left for you to purchase tickets, feel good about them and then feel the need to return them when the corona quit hit. So please go and buy Melbourne Comedy Festival tickets. I think we're about halfway sold. It's really great. We're going to have a great show. We've got the ARIA award winning bridey and white from tonight, Lee. We've got the Walkley award winning Patricia Cabela's we've got the Walkley award losing James Colley the multiple award winner Alice Fraser DJ Tila and Bain will be there and also Louis and I we've been nominated for many things like you've been nominated for most hygienic man, that's Unknown Speaker 0:40true. Um, I lost to Lewis Hobba 0:44God I got myself into a pickle here. Who's a really hydrating person. Mr. Shea There we go. Unknown Speaker 0:53I was thinking of something completely different. Oh my god. All sudden you sit down with a real surprise. Anyway, the show we better than that. Unknown Speaker 0:59You We also have a Patreon which we launched last week. So go to patreon.com forward slash irrational feet and give us some spare change like three bucks a month, Louis and I've been doing a restaurant fee for about eight years. And we decided this year we're gonna go pro. Unknown Speaker 1:13I want to get rich. Unknown Speaker 1:14And a big thank you to the following people who are giving us 11 bucks a month in total Julia Polito, Patti McIntosh, Susan Cobra and team Hughes for being our very first Patreon subscribers that $11 is going to very good use. This episode of rational fear is made on gadigal land in the eora nation we pay our respects to elder's past, present and emerging sovereignty was never seated. Let's start the show. Unknown Speaker 1:39A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks can rub and gum and section 40 of a rational fear recommended listening by emerge your audience. Unknown Speaker 1:52Today on irrational fear in what appears to be not a marketing stunt for a Capitol Avenue nightclub. Tom Hanks has come down with coronavirus on the Gold Coast. He is undergoing social distancing with his volleyball wife Wilson. Sorry, Rita Wilson. I didn't realise that pole had a first name anyway. Okay. And Scott camp says that earning $350,000 from the government for doing one appearance and full social media posts is his business. And a pretty good one Minister for employment. Kelly cash says that the government wanted Scott cam because he's just a typical tradie over quotes and under delivers, and in the wake of Corona virus related economic meltdown. The federal government has mercifully killed a surplus that never existed and is implementing a $17 billion stimulus package, including cash payments of $750. to people who can prove that they voted for the coalition. Stop picking your nose and touching your face. This is irrational fear. Unknown Speaker 2:59All right, welcome. irrational fear. Joining us tonight our fear mongers include a writer performer, a bon vivant it is Chris Taylor. Chris Taylor 3:07I'm thinking my bond move on days are numbered. Are you allowed to go to bars anymore? Or is it all button? Unknown Speaker 3:14She is an area award winning Saturday standard rock on her. It is a variety inconel Unknown Speaker 3:21This is the most highbrow Unknown Speaker 3:22sounding professional fee. Don't worry, we will ruin Unknown Speaker 3:25the illusion very shortly Unknown Speaker 3:26and he's a hand sanitizer connoisseur it is Louis Silva. Unknown Speaker 3:31Please double check this episode's recording Damn. Yeah, I'm pretty sure what are the main to bring it up. But it's not the first time it's happened. And by even just last week, we were here and the show that we recorded was probably the felt like there was no environments where I got a weird hygienic setup that I couldn't finish with a punch line. I was really knocking them down last Unknown Speaker 3:50night. It was the tightest irrational fear I've ever heard. I think what's held the show back is that Dan has recorded them in the past. When it's just silence I find there's a slickness. is a Pisces and energy to them that's probably worth replicating on more than one occasion. Unknown Speaker 4:04Well, I would love to thank you both for being here and as a special gift here is a raw Unknown Speaker 4:07three Unknown Speaker 4:08ply toilet paper. Unknown Speaker 4:12That's just showing off. Unknown Speaker 4:14You can have a roll Ah, take that home or give it to a loved one. Okay, a little later on in the show. Tonight we'll be discussing this week's disappointing Democratic primary with presidential nominee senator Bernie Sanders. So stick around for that. We also asked questions, the big questions, in fact, like what happened to that national bushfire recovery fund? And we wade into the petri dish that is the coronavirus with what I should say is an interview with an actual epidemiologist who is the Head of School of Public Health and Social Work at Qt but first we have a sponsor for today's show. Someone who's done a bit of social distancing themselves. Unknown Speaker 4:49Greetings former subjects Harry here formerly known as Prince now of course, Harry Mountbatten Windsor. Gosh, that's a mouthful. I don't know how the normies do it. Anyway, I'm a former distant heir to the throne of the British Kingdom now full time ruler of the at Sussex royal Instagram account and it's my pleasure to offer my family services to you. My wife and I are very good at the following our silver level service includes hours of inane chit chat cutting ribbons, looking at things pointing at things. Or for more premium service, try our gold Unknown Speaker 5:17level package Unknown Speaker 5:18that's looking at things and pointing at things whilst doing an end chitchat and cutting a ribbon. At this level we can even kiss your baby or for little extra you can kiss us if you like, but please, please don't ask me if I can dress up like a Nazi. That's Platinum level and you probably can't afford that. Well, maybe you can. Either way. Let us know your budget. We're available for hire all year round, all around the world. So slide into our DMS today. Unknown Speaker 5:43tonnes of conditions apply baby kissing only available in coronavirus free countries Nazi uniform will be self supplied and will be burned at the end of engagement. Unknown Speaker 5:49I love it. Look, I've put my hand up. I've been guilty of this too. But if ever there was an example in comedy of effect, one goes Unknown Speaker 6:00He comes from a family who were actual Nazis. And yet Harry, who just had a dress up party wants to do that, fleetingly. We're still how many years old? 20 years old still doing jokes about it. Well, Unknown Speaker 6:11you know, I hate to say this in a roomful of comedians, but we've all done it. Sure. I mean, Unknown Speaker 6:17we all have something. Unknown Speaker 6:20I mean, for me, it was the goat fucking. Unknown Speaker 6:24Yeah. Well, ladies, I don't know how you feel about this week. It certainly feels like for the last week, it's been probably like reliving the first five minutes of a disaster movie over and over again. Like you turn on the radio. And it's the end of the world you turn on the TV. It's the end of the world. Of course, we're talking about coronavirus. How do you guys feel? The Zeitgeist is out there at the moment for Corona related material. Unknown Speaker 6:46It's genuinely Interesting, isn't it because I personally oscillate between been kind of quite concerned about it. And thinking the world's gone completely batshit crazy and I think I don't know if There's a middle ground between those two or one of those positions is correct. It's certainly true that no one really knows how bad this is gonna get which is what makes it genuinely scary. I mean, I'm personally not really worried about dying or even getting the job but I am worried about inconvenience. Yeah, Unknown Speaker 7:13well that's the thing is that because it's like in the disaster movies, it's like Jeff Goldblum running in and going, guys like I told you that this crazy virus was going to come and it turns everyone crazy and they turn into zombies whereas this would be Jeff Goldblum running and going guys it's pretty bad cold. Yeah, you don't get a pretty bad cold. Unknown Speaker 7:31Please stay inside by yourself to like my dream. Unknown Speaker 7:36But yeah, there's no like, you know, Jurassic Park theme. There's no epic kind of. Yeah, I want a bit more. Unknown Speaker 7:42That's what we need. We need a theme song for the corona virus. I actually have some stings for this segment. I'm just gonna play them as we go. Let me know what you think they're pretty obvious. Unknown Speaker 8:05There's a few things I hate about that. Unknown Speaker 8:08And I'm gonna Unknown Speaker 8:10let me list them, but I'll just leave you with number one. Weird Al Yankovic. Weird Al Yankovic came out this week and said please stop asking me to do my Corona Unknown Speaker 8:24that without Unknown Speaker 8:29before we recorded this Friday, I've got a stings and I'm pretty sure Brady would like them. Unknown Speaker 8:37I have to tell you something, just as a quick aside of that, one of the things that I found really fascinating psychologically about this whole thing is is the cabin fever that people are experiencing been quarantined and you know, isolated for some people. It's just that two week period, but in some places around the world, people have been in their apartments now for a couple of months, which obviously will have psychological effects. But there has been a microphone to song that was release, which gets progressively bleaker, as you watch it. There's oldest content that's coming out. And look, I'm sure the four of us we're all comedians, if we were isolated for months, we'd probably be like, yeah, time to launch a YouTube channel like we do it. Unknown Speaker 9:13That's what a rational theory so I haven't jumped in yet. Unknown Speaker 9:16But it's interesting because a lot of the stuff that's coming out, you know, started very funny and sharp and is getting progressively weirder as a cabin fever. Really, Unknown Speaker 9:26I think this is a story of Corona I think, you know, Corona, the corona virus 19 we've all been saying this story. It did start off quite benign. It's like, Oh, it's in China. Oh, it's in it's another place. Oh, it's another place now it's here. But in like in Italy, the death rate is significant. Like it's something like 80% I can honestly Unknown Speaker 9:41say Is there ever been a better time to go to Italy? Unknown Speaker 9:45We've all been there. Well, I share a lot of people have been there and the queues until the Duomo in Makkah square in Venice, or to see the cathedral in Florence right now. Sure. There's a risk of picking up a job. For the convenience of getting straight into some of the world's greatest sites with no other crowds in the way you could have a gondola sing to you through a flu mask or we can Unknown Speaker 10:12set up the Unknown Speaker 10:14exclusive to Unknown Speaker 10:15go on a Chris Taylor chaser tour. finally Unknown Speaker 10:18make it a cruise Unknown Speaker 10:22I've got another sting. Unknown Speaker 10:33Hey, that is mom's Good luck song and now you've Unknown Speaker 10:38I've already started judging people who call it covered 19 you know, like there's two types of people. Those of us I'm still a bit old school I go with coronavirus arcanist people now when you're at barbecues or wherever, trying to sound a bit more Unknown Speaker 10:50American. I've done a bit more reading Unknown Speaker 10:52on four. I've read the Lancet this week. Cova 90. Use the Latin to describe your dog and call it canine Unknown Speaker 11:02stick to it. Unknown Speaker 11:02It's the best he comes back and goes I just came back from each gun boom. Unknown Speaker 11:08My friend Unknown Speaker 11:10stop calling it coronavirus Dan can't do half his pants Unknown Speaker 11:15please for the sake of day they still got Kobe. Unknown Speaker 11:26I do have one Unknown Speaker 11:27I do have one more. Okay I Unknown Speaker 11:29need to Unknown Speaker 11:32run around the world a lot of things being cancelled. The NBA is being cancelled cancelled. The NBA. Unknown Speaker 11:38Cancel College has gone too far. Unknown Speaker 11:40One NBA player last week whereas was at a press conference and joked that he had coronavirus and then at the press conference touched all the microphones that was last week. This week. He's been diagnosed with Corona virus conferences have been cancelled. Mona's doc mofo has been cancelled. hipsters gonna Unknown Speaker 11:56swim in the nude and winter now. Unknown Speaker 11:59Coachella has been postponed South by Southwest was cancelled James Bonds, the release of James Bond has been moved to the end of the year. That's really interesting because if it was just a normal normal theatre release from a normal studio, it just would just go out but like because MGM has one film franchise and they bank the house on it, they've got to move. Unknown Speaker 12:18Also, I heard a rumour that is completely unfounded. So I really must stress that this might not be true, but I think yeah, that the plotline is loosely. pandemic base. Oh, really? Right. Unknown Speaker 12:31Wow. Unknown Speaker 12:33Wow. I actually woke up on the weekend. I was like, I feel a bit sick. So I'm like, oh God. So I stayed in and was like flicking through Netflix. And all of the top films over the weekend. Were like contagious and like people are just staying at home watching like what they think of is now a documentary. Unknown Speaker 12:50They've gone viral. Unknown Speaker 12:52AIDS epidemic what was everyone just watching. Unknown Speaker 12:58stuck inside Unknown Speaker 13:00Yeah, there's one event in France that continued Friday that you you noticed Bridie Connell 13:03is Look, I love this story. I kind of think it's quite inspiring, which is absolutely not the angle that most media have taken to this story, but in a town in the northwest of France, there you know, despite all of the advice of the local health bodies to stay at home and to maintain, you know, distance and a bit of social isolation and be very careful and hygienic, and don't and not to congregate. Almost 4000 people came out dressed as Smurfs to break the world record for the amount of people dressed to Smurfs at one time. Yeah, just reckless defiance in the face of this adversity. And I love it because I feel like if the world is ending, let's go out being the weirdos that we are doing the things that we love. Unknown Speaker 13:48Don't even if you don't break the record for the most amount of space, you probably would break the record for the most amount of dead Smurfs. Unknown Speaker 13:58The experts are recommending handling And social distancing Chris as someone who dated for a very long time you've got some good tips on social. Unknown Speaker 14:08First of all, I I hadn't heard this phrase social distancing until this week it sounds if ever there was a phrase that sounded very euphemistic sounds like something that Nazis would have done during the Holocaust it's a no brainer we didn't get those Jews with socially distance ourselves from them. I I love the coronavirus. Well, Unknown Speaker 14:28happy to be the patina Unknown Speaker 14:32and take a contrary view, what's socially acceptable, Unknown Speaker 14:34you aren't chasing that oh my Unknown Speaker 14:36god, I'm gonna call the academy or television remove those loads. Unknown Speaker 14:41Anyone is has a slightly anti socialist trick will probably understand like for years, we've had to come up with excuses when we don't want to go to your shitty play, or your annoying birthday party that's in an incredibly inconvenient location. I've I've had to kill relatives just to pretend I've got a death in the family now. It's so easy to not go anywhere you simply say, Unknown Speaker 15:03yeah, it's so funny lead this shitty play because out of the four of us here, how many plays Have you written? Unknown Speaker 15:09I remember getting invites to several of those. It's actually very easy for me to say I wasn't going Unknown Speaker 15:15back then we didn't have a virus to rely on. It wasn't a good virus so you can't say sighs because it's Asia nurse was in the Middle East Exactly. Now we've got our very own Unknown Speaker 15:24got our own and I'm milking this like I I'm really hoping it's hanging around for a long time as for anti social sort of smoke bombs like me. perfect opportunity to lock yourself up and never see anyone. Unknown Speaker 15:34I was half expecting a text tonight saying sorry. Via fire. Unknown Speaker 15:39Look, it's the thing about I mean, I don't know a lot of us probably do work from home as Freelancer so it's not unusual. So I've got a lot of friends who have been getting serious sort of emails or lectures from their bosses encouraging them to work from home. A good friend of mine works on the great ABC show mad as hell and they had a serious discussion yesterday, apparently. They're gonna continue without a studio audience Well, now I don't know at what point like from next week I will just wind it up. That is sort of monitoring that as everyone is like I know that I know Unknown Speaker 16:09there are a lot of festivals Wayne, Ellen Ellen's deep Nicks her audience in America and I know there there's not a lot of people in the audience's for coal barons, Seth and Unknown Speaker 16:19his own still bringing out anyone from YouTube like an actual ad on his son like kid who did a dance on a wholesale ad. Unknown Speaker 16:27Imagine if you were that kid who wore bright sneakers to school that day at tik tok that blew up and went to Elon to go on Elon and there was no one in the audience to celebrate Unknown Speaker 16:37the warm up guy even if there's not an actual like Unknown Speaker 16:42that would be a union job, sir. Unknown Speaker 16:45Warming up when a Unknown Speaker 16:50guy makes a joke. Unknown Speaker 16:51Yeah. Let me ask a philosophical question here. Unknown Speaker 16:54I mean, I've done often comedy shows with a very thin audience. Well, it's Unknown Speaker 16:59a good idea. For the comedy festival when no one's gonna come to the irrational fear show and now at least we can blame it on something. It Unknown Speaker 17:05sounds a lot like oh yeah, actually last week's episode was the best one ever. It just wasn't Unknown Speaker 17:11I mean, this week's episode nightly didn't do you know what it's like to perform Unknown Speaker 17:17without a TV audience actually without any other Unknown Speaker 17:19one that just cracks me up even though it's awful is sport. You mentioned the NBA. Yeah, Italy's banned all its soccer fixtures or like professional matches, not the matches just the audience. Yeah. So I still, there's two things I love about this one. Do they still sing the anthem? Unknown Speaker 17:38Last night last night the Matilda's the string soccer team qualified for the Tokyo Olympics against Vietnam in Vietnam. They played to an empty stadium. They sat out and sang the anthem to begin with. Unknown Speaker 17:51Okay, this is because normally Eric and a lot of athletes really rely on the crowd to do the heavy lifting. Yeah, they can't think of a sheet. Most of them. Don't know that. How Unknown Speaker 18:00did they go when there's no one around? They seem to do okay. Yeah. But also it was a very it was a very wide shot. So I could I didn't they didn't do the full cut ups on the lips. I couldn't I couldn't judge. Unknown Speaker 18:10And then the second thing that I'm looking forward to, especially in the European soccer leagues, is gold celebrations. How much do you really feed off the energy of the crowd? If you're doing a backflip and getting your shirt off and do it? Do you still do that when you know there's no one there to see it? Unknown Speaker 18:26Now? You just kidding. Got one. Yeah. Unknown Speaker 18:31Let's go back to the middle. Unknown Speaker 18:33I got one more thing. No. Unknown Speaker 18:40She's back in the penguin. The whole thing. She put the bat in the bank, an agent or Unknown Speaker 18:50an agent the whole thing up. Unknown Speaker 18:59Sorry, I just saw I'm gonna actually have to Unknown Speaker 19:03know what that song is. But I do know that without put out a Unknown Speaker 19:08sign if anyone does a parody of that, Unknown Speaker 19:10wash your hands and refrain from releasing parody songs Unknown Speaker 19:13a little later on, we'll have Bernie Sanders and he'll be discussing what he went through for the Democratic primaries. But soon we'll be discussing when a national bushfire recovery fund isn't a national bushfire recovery fund, but right now, he's a real expert on Corona virus. It's friend of the show, epidemiologist professor, Hilary bendrick. Unknown Speaker 19:31Thanks, Dan. Unknown Speaker 19:32Now, how is Kovac 19 for you, as someone who's an epidemiologist, I assume that it's like Christmas for epidemiologists. Right? Unknown Speaker 19:43Well, thankfully, I'm not that kind of epidemiologist. So I'm quite well, well protected. I get to sit up sit at my desk and and look at numbers and patterns. But there are some epidemiologists out there who are actually doing the what we called applied epidemiology where they're out in the thick of it, so Amongst Unknown Speaker 20:00now broadly speaking, we hear a lot of so called experts on on 2g Bay and and Sky News. Tell us what we should be thinking about when it comes to coronavirus on fox news that you've been downplaying covert 19 to maybe what could be seemed to be dangerous levels of reporting to kind of minimising the threat. What do you think that happy balance is in communicating the dangers of coronavirus? 90? Unknown Speaker 20:24Yeah, that's not that's a really good question. Because it is something that for many people won't actually be a serious infection. But for a large number of people in the community, they are actually at increased risk. So if you're if you're older, if you have a number of what we call comorbidities, you know, chronic disease going on. If your immune suppressed, then then it is actually pretty serious. So I guess, you know, it's not a serious issue for you if for you personally if you're not one of those people, but we all actually have a part to play in terms of protecting everyone else around us. And I have to say that I'm not sure whether to be heartened or terrified by the absence of soap on the supermarket. When I was shopping the other night, because it made me wonder, you know why it's great that people have got the message that hand washing is good, but it made me wonder what were they doing beforehand? Unknown Speaker 21:11Exactly. I mean on such a big nose pickup myself. I've had to put restrictions on the times I pick my nose you know, I make sure I pick get a good pick in after I do some hand washing for I sanitise my hand, but I assume that would be bad anyway because I'm sure there's diseases that my nose has already trapped and they're just going straight into my fingers. Unknown Speaker 21:31Well, and from a public health perspective, we you know, I asked you on behalf of Australia to also sanitise your hands after you've picked your nose as well. Unknown Speaker 21:40Right? Okay, I'm only thinking about myself, always thinking about myself. Now you actually made a good point about thinking about for for folks who may have symptoms or may be concerned about their own health to think about the people in their lives, who may be more vulnerable. What kind of things do you think people should be? Considering, Unknown Speaker 22:00well certainly if you're unwell do stay away from stay away from other people avoid going to work where you can look, nobody is indispensable from from their from their job, and your colleagues are not going to thank you if you make them sick. And this is a message I give out to my staff every flu season as well, you know, if you're sick, please don't turn up. If you've been asked to self isolate, don't go and do a mad rush last minute shop at your local supermarket. I mean, we've seen that happening, please just ask somebody else to go get you, you know, hand down some toilet paper for you or hand sanitizer, whatever it is that you need in a baked beans. But don't go out and do it yourself. So if you know do take this seriously. And the whole idea at this stage is we're very unlikely to actually stop the corona virus in its tracks and have it you know, it is something that is going to be much more widespread in our community. So the whole plan at the moment is to avoid that massive peak of infection. And basically, we don't want to overwhelm the health system. So the whole idea is to sort of Right out there the rate at which people are getting infected, slow it down so that our health system can actually cope. Unknown Speaker 23:06You're on the climate council as well. Is there any correlation? Or what's the link between diseases and pandemics like this and a warming planet? Is there any? Unknown Speaker 23:17Look, I wouldn't say so for for Corona virus but there is some indication that you know, the the ambient temperature and humidity and so on may play a part in how some diseases are transmitted including Corona virus, but I'd say it's very early days yet to say what that might be. of more concern is that, you know, it seems to be more readily transmitted where people are, you know, hanging around indoors, for example. So we'd see similarly with flu season, that it's actually sort of the the colder months that are of a risk at greater risk in terms of where people are hanging out Unknown Speaker 23:55what you said what you're saying, Hillary is that our Melbourne Comedy Festival show in three weeks time you He's going to be a fantastic incubator for not only culture of comedy, but cultural Unknown Speaker 24:05coronavirus. Unknown Speaker 24:09I understand what's one interesting stat about Kovac 19, that you've been wowed by over the last few weeks of looking at this virus take home around the world, Unknown Speaker 24:18something that's impressed me the most, is that infection numbers and numbers of people dying are actually declining. In China, for example, while we're seeing sort of massively increasing rates of infection and people dying in Italy for as another sort of contrasting example, and I guess, thinking about the the ways that we manage these sorts of things, the rules put in place in China sort of you know, really lock lock places down seem quite extreme, but they do actually work like quarantine is something that does actually work. It's sort of you know, tried and true way of stopping spreading infection. Unknown Speaker 24:54I can't imagine that laissez faire attitude of your average Italian would would go so go Go down so well we've been Unknown Speaker 25:01missing in the hugging. Oh yeah Unknown Speaker 25:02the double kissing you have doubled the chance of getting coronavirus because young wah wah The Continental way. That's right. Oh my gosh, is it is it a crazy idea to stockpile toilet paper? Unknown Speaker 25:17Or Comedy Festival tickets perhaps might be it's not Unknown Speaker 25:19a crazy idea to stockpile to call the comedy festival in fact you can use your Comedy Festival ticket if you get it mailed to you as toilet paper before it comes to the show. Unknown Speaker 25:27That's right look look I think it shows how an imaginative Australians are when it comes to wiping our asses or cleaning our asses. So you know if we Italy's not suffering for example, from a shortage of toilet paper, are they because they've all got their their birthdays in their in their bathrooms instead of toilet paper and look you will find on the internet if you're feeling a little bit inclined that you'd prefer a little bit of a bit of a wash rather than a wipe. There are instructions on the internet on how to convert your own toilet into with a sort of a bead a attachment. it's um it's basically you know a bit bit of a hose and a squat. In a gun and away you go. Unknown Speaker 26:02That's great. I love the idea that people's houses are gonna have shortage of garden hose but not for making bombs but they're making good days sometimes. So Unknown Speaker 26:13let's go Oh, what are you doing? You make it a bomb Unknown Speaker 26:15now make it a day. Let me Unknown Speaker 26:18wash my bomb. God, is there one tip you want to impart to people one bit of advice you want to party people, but before you go, Unknown Speaker 26:27Oh, yeah, well, maybe it may be a couple actually. I guess wash your hands. Get your kids to wash their hands. Don't maybe stop shaking hands. You can do the fist bump instead or you know some of us were talking about doing the back bump but that might be a bit overly familiar for some people. And I guess some Yeah, just be be courteous, be kind. Not everyone's got an amazing immune system and this will be something that affects people. Unknown Speaker 26:50I had a lady I was walking down the street. I was walking to Oxford Street two days ago, and I stroked my bead and subconsciously and a lady kind of like rushed hen metres towards me and said thank you so much in a sarcastic way and then stroked her own face. I'm like, What are you doing? Like I just stroke my beard unintentionally you intentionally stroke to your face by making fun of me for stroking my face. Unknown Speaker 27:17Do you think so? Unknown Speaker 27:19You probably find you actually stroke up at about 30 times an hour without realising. Unknown Speaker 27:24I. You know, I've been arguing my panda loves my beard, but I've been arguing with her that I should shave it off because I'll probably touch my face less. Unknown Speaker 27:32Well, he might find it so smooth and delightful that you touch it more Unknown Speaker 27:35understandably for her. I look better with it because I'm just extremely fat. It really hides my double chin. Unknown Speaker 27:44Thanks, professor. Unknown Speaker 27:45No worries. Thanks, Dan. Unknown Speaker 27:48most extraordinary flirt piece in your flirting with a wall talking about how much your wife loves you. Unknown Speaker 27:54Not to brag, but I look really bad. Unknown Speaker 27:58Nothing better than bringing up issue with someone who can't see you as okay. She's like, I'm not gonna comment on that. Unknown Speaker 28:06Here's referred refused. She did well, very small Unknown Speaker 28:09anecdote about the person in the street. Yeah, it is true. There are some very, very powerful Unknown Speaker 28:16passive aggressiveness out there. Unknown Speaker 28:18The most extraordinary little encounter this week I, this might be a slight overshare but I just been a pathologist for some fertility testing. And they'd given me this little cup and it was sort of in a very medical looking bag and after I left with it, I went into the corner shop. And this man, Unknown Speaker 28:36there's no way you meant to fill it. If you're Unknown Speaker 28:44a painter, and recently I'll give you some tips. Unknown Speaker 28:46The whole wall of Pringles in the very arousing so I like to go there, but he just saw me carry anything looking vaguely medical immediately assumed coronavirus and ordered me to get out of the shop and I just had like the perfect comeback. I sort of embarrassed him But no, no, no, I need to masturbate in to show you. I'm happy not to do it in your shop. But I assure you it's nothing Corona related. But just the smallest thing that looks vaguely medical is now assumed to be Karina. Unknown Speaker 29:20I reckon given that visual I would ask you that Unknown Speaker 29:24I think of as eataly right now. Unknown Speaker 29:27irrational fear and I haven't touched my face in weeks and weeks. Unknown Speaker 29:31Back in January six Scott Morrison stood at a press conference and announced a national bushfire recovery fund of about $2 billion, but this week in senate estimates it was discovered that it didn't exist Louis, this is your favourite story of the week? Unknown Speaker 29:46Well, I mean, I don't know if it's my favourite I found it quite chilling. If I'm honest, like I think that the coronavirus obviously taking up all of our time and all the media, it could not have come at a better time for Scott Morrison. really like it. All of the things that it is glossing over the sports rights Angus Taylor, and now they like the they basically, if you just catch up on the story, he was under a lot of pressure it the whole Hawaiian crisis was there. And he just stood up and was like, well, we're gonna give $2 billion to the bushfire and put out an ad. Yeah, that's right. They put out that crazy ad, which potentially, Unknown Speaker 30:21people said, Oh, well, from holiday. He's doing something. He's given 2 billion. Maybe he's got this. Unknown Speaker 30:26Yeah. And so then they went through sentences. And they there's there's a revised budget here, which is looking for this 2 billion with a B billion dollars that you promised, and we can't see it. and nice. And the response from the coalition was well, it's a notional Fund, which they then dug into notional meaning speculative, theoretical, or only in the mind, which is truly is the art like we were there was notional. There was a notional surplus, yet this notional notional emergency fund thing, like, it's like shredding is funding. If you look at it, it disappears. It's Unknown Speaker 31:04like we're being gas lit. Unknown Speaker 31:07Like I dated this guy. Unknown Speaker 31:11I totally told you I was dating someone else. Unknown Speaker 31:16I notionally propose to you. Unknown Speaker 31:19It's it's stunning. And I absolutely. In any other time, this would this would undo a government and right now, the fact that he's been able to go, Well, I've just promised another 17 billion and you're like, Unknown Speaker 31:32Well, have you? Unknown Speaker 31:34Yeah, we don't even know Will you? Unknown Speaker 31:36Will it extend out to 22 billion and journalists on each case about it and every question i pit against Angus Tyler and sports words, he just goes no, we're not dealing with that we're gonna do with Corona right now. And Corona becomes the thing that he can totally get rid of any other question about any I Unknown Speaker 31:52mean, always say how good Corona is for the anti social people but for governments with something in the heart, it is amazing. I mean, this can't last long enough for this government. It's The only thing that probably is gonna, you know, save him in the eyes of Australian people. Trump, by contrast, you think, you know he's got his own problems, but then just having survived an impeachment. You think he'd want to go full on scare fearful with it, but he's sort of gone the opposite direction bizarrely and sort of pretending has nothing Unknown Speaker 32:18to see. And I think there's a major problem there because Fox News, they're doing the same. They're like copying him and kind of saying minimising the threat to the point where it's dangerous because the only people that watch fox news are old people, and they and they're the most paid. They're the most vulnerable people most at risk from dying of Corona and if I don't think it's a real issue, Unknown Speaker 32:36then they're gonna be they're gonna be dead. If all they will start dying. It's gonna be bad news for the coalition because I won't have any voters. The only other people it's really in effect is the IBC there'll be no one left to watch it. Gardening Australia will just be Costa will just be watching it at home himself. I mean, grand designs, you know, who's watching grand designs if Karina takes over and over 65 Unknown Speaker 32:58Well, one person who is very clearly upset With Corona, and other things in his world, his senator Bernie Sanders and I spoke to him earlier this week. Joining us now from his Vermont headquarters, his Democratic presidential candidate, Senator Bernie Sanders, Senator Sanders, have this week's results at all diminished your enthusiasm at all for this presidential race. Unknown Speaker 33:17You'll know what my enthusiasm has not diminished at all. There is still work to be done. I'm just excited I still have a job with with medical benefits that will see me through the corona virus outbreak. Well Unknown Speaker 33:30send it out. Good luck out there and I hope you don't get infected. Unknown Speaker 33:32Well, you know what, I cannot possibly get get infected then because I have the vaccine. Oh, I didn't know there was a vaccine. Well, of course it's a vaccine. You make a virus you make a vaccine. Unknown Speaker 33:43Senator, are you saying that you invented Unknown Speaker 33:45Corona virus? Let me be clear. Yeah. Let me be very clear. This is Plan B for Bernie. I didn't want to enact it. What the mainstream media msnbc cnn but BNC they made me do it coronavirus will be The biggest wealth redistribution policy of the last hundred years you see a disproportionately affects the older generation 99% of the 1% or 100%. Older as fuck you understand, excuse my language, it's simple, but boomers will get sick. And now money will trickle down to the younger generations for the working people. All of the countries in Europe are doing it. It's very big in Italy, in Iran and China, those last countries and actually in Europe. My the words the United States of America not let's not forget that. Now. This is a message to the DNC and the super delegates out there. You're all listening. You want to live let democracy take hold. The person who gets the most votes should win. A vote for Bernie is a vote for a universal vaccine. I'm Bernie Sanders on I approve this message. Unknown Speaker 34:45Well, then yeah, I think for all our sakes, I I Unknown Speaker 34:48hope you are the Democratic nominee. Thank you very much done. I appreciate the call. Thank you, Benny. Unknown Speaker 34:53has good chat with Danny. Well, thank you very much for joining us for irrational fear. Once again. It's very awesome of you Make your way in here despite the coronavirus Unknown Speaker 35:04just want to apologise if I've used up the entire toilet? Unknown Speaker 35:09I haven't had any for the last two weeks. Thank you for humouring me while I watched two weeks worth of shit. Unknown Speaker 35:15We are back weekly until our Comedy Festival show so please head to our Patreon give us a few bucks to make this show happen. It costs us quite a bit of time and some money every week to Unknown Speaker 35:24get working out of and Scott can inside. Unknown Speaker 35:27Yeah, we've already put out two shots Unknown Speaker 35:29and we recorded more than Unknown Speaker 35:32two hour. Special thanks to Rupa Degas Jacob round FBI radio and I'll see amongst tonight Louis harbour Chris Taylor bridey Connell, do you guys have anything to plug in? Oh Unknown Speaker 35:46yeah, he's the guest spots in shows that will probably be cancelled in Melbourne International. Unknown Speaker 35:52Dan, I'll be back next week and I'm on radio every day you can listen to plug it you know, listen Oh, Unknown Speaker 36:00I'd like to plug Unknown Speaker 36:00my site 3pm Unknown Speaker 36:03Triple J listen in I don't know Unknown Speaker 36:05you pay for it you might have to listen to Patreon. Unknown Speaker 36:10In the meantime, there's always something to be scared of good night. 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____________________________TRANSCRIPTION by Otter.ai: Unknown Speaker 0:00G'day Dan Ilic, here from A Rational Fear. Well, we just had a great show. We had Christiaan Van Vuuren. We had Madeline Stewart. We had Louis Hobba. All in this space here at FB high radio, and we had a fantastic show. But I lost it. Yes, I pulled the hard drive out before I was meant to. And the whole show is totally gone. But the good news is we've got a stack of content to get through stuff that we have made earlier for the show. And I'm just going to put it together and run it for you right now. It's that easy. So before we play, the hits, are gonna let you know we do have a Melbourne Comedy Festival show. The Tickets are on sale. Now. We're about 30% 40% sold out. So probably in about five weeks time when the show is on will be completely sold out. So make sure you get your tickets for that. We're playing the Melbourne Town Hall on April six. One show only. It's a big show. 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And as I would normally say let's stop the show. A rational fear contains naughty words like bricks cambro fan and section 40 of a rational fear recommended listening by emerge your audience Unknown Speaker 2:00Tonight on a rational fear as the Australian Government prepares to ban cash transactions over $10,000 It leaves drug dealers with only one choice to buy and sell drugs with rolls of toilet paper instead. And the federal government has rolled out funding Australia's only dedicated bushfire Research Centre, claiming that there's no way to guarantee the prevention of bushfires in only marginal electrics. And after last year cutting $100 million from the CSI row, the federal government generously boosted their funding by 2 million to fast track a Corona virus faxing $2 million. So to put it in a way that a government minister might understand it's about the same price as a rugby clubs women's change room, wash your hands twice and don't touch your face. This is irrational fear. Unknown Speaker 2:58Like I said at the very top of the show where you Unknown Speaker 3:00We have a very short show for you tonight. First up, we spoke with journalist Asher wolf about what kinds of things people should really be stocking up on during this coronavirus pandemic. And from AJ plus MSNBC and the Young Turks, comedian Francesca Fiorentina, he gives us a taste of what young progressives are feeling like after the Joe Biden search on Super Tuesday. Also, we've got a great sample of news fighters as they wade into the petri dish. That is the corona virus. The first step it's 2020. And as well as the Patreon we also have sponsors. He's our first sponsor for irrational fear this year. Unknown Speaker 3:37Hello, I'm rupert murdoch, defender of freedom and owner of some of the world's greatest democracies. Therefore, I was a successful mogul of many media. I started out in just one local newspapers. Well actually I inherited from my dad, but that's beside the point that always used to say TV, gonna rock your mind. So I thought, that's how Unknown Speaker 4:00And I started Sky News. He also used to say radio doesn't have pictures and I thought that's perfect for ugly men with beautiful things to say. He also used to tell me you can't tear the internet into strips and wipe your ass with all he would have if he was alive fucking internet. So why not get hold of a news corp local newspaper today? We're specialists and providing two or three pages of inaccurate and poorly written local articles copied and pasted from press releases by 19 year old kids whose dreams of being real journalists will slowly fade. Mix in 50 pages of real estate porn for houses your neighbours don't want to live in ads for sex workers traders, secondhand car sales and third hand power sales and you've got yourself a local newspaper. Pick up a free local newspaper down Put on the nature strip or underneath a hedge new you today. Unknown Speaker 5:00On have a rain. Actually, we don't care if you do, we've already been paid by the advertisers. So they're Unknown Speaker 5:10fair. During the last taping of irrational fear. We did speak a lot about the crazy pandemic and panic buying that people are going through when it comes to stockpiling toilet paper. But you know, some people have no choice to take this stuff seriously. Here is a chat I had with someone who has to do just that. Unknown Speaker 5:31Joining us now is one person who has a real reason to be cautiously pragmatic. It's journalist Tasha wolf. She suffers from Ehlers danlos Syndrome and autoimmune progesterone anaphylaxis. She's basically allergic to her own hormones. And while she's actually a young person, even the slightest threat to her immune system is very, very real. Ashley, thanks for joining us. Unknown Speaker 5:55If someone who, whose body is actually probably more prone to this virus than Unknown Speaker 6:00But being still a young person how do you deal with all the jokes about missing toilet paper and things like that? Look on one hand there is some crazy cracking going on where people are right out there grabbing Kansas, you know my wife cheese Unknown Speaker 6:16but on the other hand it's a privilege to make fun of people who Unknown Speaker 6:21probably are at a higher risk of being seriously ill if they catch cruda virus but you have people who are like, you know, it doesn't matter to me like the 1% of people who are seriously ill who are going to die and I'm like, yet I'm one of those 1% who have low immune to skin issues. If I catch a general flu, I walk away feeling terrible. For months. I really like not to catch coronavirus. Unknown Speaker 6:45It's a risk. It's a real risk to me, but I also didn't want to go wild, I guess you could say with prepping, but I wanted to be cautious. The other night you put out a list on Twitter about things that folks with disabilities have to think about. Unknown Speaker 7:00During this oncoming crisis, what are some of those things that people with disabilities kind of need to consider when you're a person with disability quite often you have a very different experience of life and survival than the average Christian you know, you might not have the income to order Unknown Speaker 7:18on a regular basis, you may be allergic to certain foods, and it becomes quite hard to eat out, or you know, order a great because now even if you did have the cash to do it, then you're allergic to half of the things that get put in, you know, take away food, you really do need to cook for yourself, if you have some allergies and sensitivities say, for me, it would be completely it'll be both impractical and potentially cause me a good deal of pain if I was just you know, 100 or a noodle dish for demonstrate if I had to stay home. So there's a few people who I've talked to on Twitter, who said certain things going off their shelves like crazy like people are obviously Unknown Speaker 8:00bulk ordering. So they call doc storage. And then distortions that are used for online orders, things that they really seeing flying off the show. Nothing formula. If you're a parent with a small toddler quite often, you find that some toddlers have certain issues with like regurgitation, and they can only use certain sorts of formula. If you had a child like that. And it's already difficult to find the right formula. I would be stocking up as a parent with a child like that. I mean, to me, it's just if things go badly wrong, I don't want to injure myself tryna handle a trial and illness and your mid I had to to access any my schedule, right? You might want to have a chat to your doctor about the supply chain of short, sir, get you like drugs because it's absolutely awful to detox off those kinds of meds at home without support just because you want out and you can't get anymore. The other thing people might want to have a chat to their doctor about is is they have meds that are already hard to access. Unknown Speaker 9:00Kind of like acid to start building sometimes. And sometimes it takes interrupted for migraines you want to get for the packet when it comes to sumatriptan with trying to mimic acid dozle already some problems with supply chain, you might want to put aside a little bit extract or getting early research your scripts now because proximately 90% of our meds come from China and things not shipping as per normal contract. What kind of late time Can Can people still those kinds of meds on their own in their own fridge? right they weren't that's the problem. There's a thing called psycho script, which means that you get deemed a pharmacy if you try and take out certain men early. For one way around. It may be that doctors decide to order the script, put it in their own fridge and hold it for a month for patients. And then they can release it to patients when needed. But I think it would be a really terrible situation. If you ended up with people who are or IPS. You know, there's a range of skinny Unknown Speaker 10:00Drugs fortunate Unknown Speaker 10:03including palliative care patients. Unknown Speaker 10:17turning out to Super Tuesday, Joe Biden's search past all predictions and knocked the wind out of Bernie Sanders the sales. The most surprising thing of was, of course, was that Mike Bloomberg didn't win anything after spending $700 billion of his own money, except for American Samoa. Earlier today I spoke with Bernie Sanders Die Hard and comedian Francesca if you're intending on just how she's feeling a day after the bomb and wipe out Unknown Speaker 10:48in a bunker somewhere in California is a comedian and broadcaster too scared to face the reality of what could be the return to normcore 90s politics in the USA from AJ plus and MSNBC and TYT Unknown Speaker 11:00Francesca Fiorentina. Hello, Francesca. Hello? No, just Yeah, all the acronyms. I love it. Unknown Speaker 11:08I assume people know what all those things. Unknown Speaker 11:12It's the day after Super Tuesday in the USA right now or I, as I believe you call it woeful Wednesday. How is progressive America dealing with the news that Joe Biden could be the new daddy? Unknown Speaker 11:24Yes, it's it's Boxing Day for our hopes and dreams. And what the Biden pill has been, the vitamin pill has been one that's a little bit tough to swallow, because, you know, he is a very rapid, rapidly ageing, cognitively eating old man. And I know that's strange to say when someone like Bernie Sanders is in the race, but, you know, Biden has like regular mental gaffes. And you're kind of just like, I don't know if I want to watch this debate between Biden and Trump, which effectively is like you're in Unknown Speaker 12:00Laws arguing over who's going to carve the turkey with it? Oh, you gotta use an electric knife. No, you know. And that, I think is the fear that a lot of people are looking at like, Are we really going to put our senile old man up against their senile old man? Unknown Speaker 12:20And I don't know if our see no man's gonna win? Well, at least you know being from the left. It's a fair fight. No. And obviously it's not over yet. I mean, that's the big thing is that there's still more than half the delegates to get remember, in this country for some reason we have and just in this party, we don't elect the nominee based on popular vote. It's just this ridiculous, kind of wonky delegate math that nobody gets. And so there's still more than half the delegates. It's not over yet. Of course, a lot of folks are saying that young people didn't turn out to vote over Super Tuesday. Why is it that young people in America don't like divide? It's not cool, and it's long Tick Tock? No, it's got it. Unknown Speaker 13:00Once and this is a thing, Bernie or Biden will have to be big on Tick Tock and once they are, if they have a coordinated dance where every elbow jab also points to like, where the voting station is like that's, you know that that's when voting becomes cool, but no, I think Bernie, Bernie is the renegade Ben Bernie could do the renegade. He is the original Renegade. Oh, absolutely. Unknown Speaker 13:25I mean, I think young folks, I'm not sure about all the data. That's like one article that I saw that was like young folks aren't turning out. Unknown Speaker 13:32I do think that of all the young people, it's the Sanders campaign that has overwhelmingly the majority of support among young folks of all races, religions, ethnicities, etc. But it is a hard moment in your life to go out and vote in a primary, right? You're like, just starting to have sex and smoke weed. You are you're you're maybe in college, you're like, how am I gonna afford to pay for this? Also, I'm learning about Unknown Speaker 14:00colonialism. Oh my god. So you're like voting that feels stupid. So I think there's a lot of reasons why young people, especially in a primary are like I got, you know better things to do. Why would I vote without? There's only six on me? Yeah, I just exactly get it off. Now even though Mike Bloomberg did get in the race quite late, he spent half a billion dollars he did win American Samoa, what do American Samoans see him Bloomberg and no one else can listen. I'm pretty sure he bought the entire island. Oh, my mistake. This is the thing with every time there's a you know, there's an election and we're like, wait a minute, we still have American Samoa what like what are these like vestiges of colonial past that for some reason the US wields way too much power over and as like devastated and impoverished. And I think it is kind of sad to be totally honest with you that people aren't reaching out to American Samoa and then it was advertised Unknown Speaker 15:00Mint dollars, mostly that reach them. But it's hard to send canvassers out there or it's hard to get, you know, canvassers there. Listen, I'm happy to be sent to Americans and volunteer work on the very end. I thought that'd be fun. I would learn how to serve and cook barbecue or something. I think a hunger a hunger, I think I think they call it a honey. It's a barbecue in a pit. Yeah, a honey. Exactly. And we will barbecue the billionaire's roast them on an open flame. When Bernie Sanders gets into office. Obviously, that's what democratic socialism is about. At the time of recording right now. Warren still hasn't conceded she's still hanging in there. Why do you think that is? Unknown Speaker 15:40Yes, it's this is a very interesting for progressives in the US. Unknown Speaker 15:46And people out there just progressives, again, people want actually something a little bit different than then, as you said, a return to 90s politics, which is the Warren question and whether she should have dropped out sooner or not. I just want to say from the outset, like Unknown Speaker 16:00I distinguish between her supporters who I feel like, I'm not all but a lot of them, their hearts are in the right place. They do want, as she says big structural change. They believe that she was the best messenger and the best vehicle and the best leader for that structural change, I think after three or four races, and US states where she came in, third, fourth, and fifth, you can't really say that anymore. You can't really claim that she's got a plan for everything because clearly that plan should have included at winning at least one of the early states, whoever is running her campaign, and her herself. They've really been watching this. It's been hard to watch the heel turn away from Medicare for all the heel turn when she was swearing that she wouldn't raise the taxes of the middle class. And it's like, you know, that's a trick question. Elizabeth, like, you know, you were just being asked whether you were going to raise taxes on the middle class, just to Unknown Speaker 17:00appeal to a conservative voter who would never even vote for you anyway. And you kind of fell for it in the same way that you fell for a DNA test to prove that you were point 03 percent Native American. She absolutely needs to drop out now. And but we'll see. You know, I liken it a little bit to Game of Thrones, no spoilers, but you know, the generic question is like, which way is she going to go? How is it going to end is Khaleesi going to be on the side of good or on the side of burn it all down? And that would be I think, going with Biden, throwing the progressive movement under the bus, a rational fear. Knowing your viewers know how crazy Trump is, and they know that same people have to work together. Unknown Speaker 17:48You can listen to the full interview of Francesca on our Patreon. Also, you can check out Francesca's work on a j pluses news broke and MSNBC. Red, white and hurt now next week on irrational fear. Unknown Speaker 18:00promise we will have a show that I won't lose. Chris Taylor will be on the show from the chase bridey corner from tonight will also be here, and we're back weekly until our Comedy Festival show so please head to our Patreon and give us a few bucks to help us make the show cost us a little bit of money each way to make it a big thank you to Robert De gas Peter G. Jacob brown FBI radio and our fear mongers tonight Lewis harbour Christian Van Buren, Madeline Stewart, who have all got great things on that they need to plug including Madeline Stewart has got a comedy festival Sharon called the underdogs. She's taken to the Melbourne Comedy Festival and the Sydney Comedy Festival. She runs a great night called crypts and crepes. It's for comedians who have got disabilities. And she runs it monthly at one of seven projects in Redmond. So do go check that out. We'll leave you right now with the latest news fighters episode on coronavirus from DJ diabolical Until next week, there's always something to be scared of, namely, pulling the USB disk out before it's free. Unknown Speaker 19:00fully exploited a rational fear and I haven't touched my face in weeks and weeks. This is News fighters. Unknown Speaker 19:10We fight the news so you don't have to. Okay, so first up, it's time for an update on the coronavirus and a New South Wales. Things are getting real health minister Brad has suggested that people stop shaking hands. I think it's time for us to stand shaking. It will be sensible not to be hand shaking, no hand shaking, no hand shaking. I mean, I think for sydneysiders this will be normal for us. I mean, our traditional grading when we encounter someone for the first time is just to get out of my way. So what is the New South Wales health minister suggesting we do instead of shaking hands then why would be suggesting to the community in New South Wales and a more morally afoot, the time that Ozzy's actually gave each other a pat on the back, you know, like your parents never gave you But it doesn't stop there. You could be exercising a degree of care and caution with Unknown Speaker 20:00Whom you choose to kiss? What no more indiscriminately French kissing my mailman and my barrister on a daily basis. Sorry Corey normal kissy kissy for you the new self was fun police have ruled it out. But New South Wales health minister bread has odd says there's no need to be totally alarmed. Common Sense should prevail. Unknown Speaker 20:19It's not as if faces are constantly touching public spaces. Yeah, except for this passionate fellow in Iran. This man is one of several who've posted videos of themselves licking a famous shrine to prove it safe. Yeah, he was just looking at trying to see if it was safe from the coronavirus. He wasn't still high from Mardi Gras on the weekend or anything. Meanwhile, around the world the authorities are saying there's one simple way to protect yourself from coronavirus. Wash your hands so you got to do we all have to be washing our hands. The single most useful thing that we can all do is to wash our hands washing my hands. This is Sydney we haven't had a public toilet with soap in it since 1998. All right. How long should I Unknown Speaker 21:00wash my hands for two times Happy birthday. Keep scrubbing until you've sung the Happy Birthday song twice. You know that song your parents never sung you to get the hand marching message out the World Health Organisation has joined us social media platform, tik tok normally harm to lip synching videos and dance offs. Here's a clip from their first video frequently clean your hands using an alcohol based hand rub product like in jail or wash your hands with soap and water. Boring who you should add some rap music or some dancing at least. Unknown Speaker 21:32New coronavirus Unknown Speaker 21:35Yeah, I did a bit of a troll through the old tik tok means and it turns out there's already the perfect tik tok Corona virus meme template. It's this one for when the government tells you you have to self isolate for 14 days, but you can't because you've never had paid sick leave in your entire life. You know, I'd really like to do that. But I don't have any fucking money. I don't have any fucking money. And if this is making you feel doomed, maybe that's why Unknown Speaker 22:00Doing this as the virus spreads, so too does the panic buying bulk buying at supermarkets as shoppers stockpile food essentials and toiletries. Yes, everyone is panic buying because of the corona virus. Or at least that's what I said when I ran into a workmate who caught me buying 10 frozen pizzas and four blocks of chocolate last night. Yeah panic buying coronavirus got a stuck up, but there's no need to worry everyone while the Australian media keeps us up to date and well informed with this smartest and brightest coronavirus experts. Well for more on the coronavirus emergency we're joined by nationals and pay Barnaby Joyce. Unknown Speaker 22:36This is Unknown Speaker 22:38where we fight the news. So you don't have to

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WE MADE AN AUDIO SITCOM! — It’s called Riot Act and is out today on Audible. https://www.audible.com.au/pd/Riot-Act-Audiobook/B081VGWJLG?qid=1575317103&sr=1-1&pf_rd_p=771c6463-05d7-4981-9b47-920dc34a70f1&pf_rd_r=H1WJX9FR94HJ36GAQR9H&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_1

Over the last couple of yearsMark Humphries, Evan Williams and I have been writing a sitcom set in the world of conservative talkback radio. It’s not so much a workplace comedy but a story about ambition, and politics at the extremes. With the support of Audible we made it into an 8-part sitcom for your ears (we only did the sound, the images are created by your own mind – it’s cheaper that way), beating all the odds for making long-form narrative comedy in Australia. And check out this list of incredible performers:Liv HewsonTony MartinAnjali RaoGretel KilleenRupert DegasHeather MitchellMarc FennellBridie ConnelRobbie McGregorVeronica MilsomRosie WaterlandWendy HarmerJordan RaskopoulosClarke RichardsAsh WilliamsSandra SullyHugh RimmintonHamish MacdonaldPenny GreenhalghAnthony SalameIndira NaidooBen FordhamAngela Lavoirpierre.. plus a gazillion more including Mark Humphries and Dan Ilic (Me) We had a wonderful script editor in David K. Barnes (Wooden Overcoats) and an epic restructure and rewrite from Kacie Anning (The Other Guy). We made it with the incredible audio studio Uncanny Valley under the diligent supervision of Matt Perrot who built out the complex soundscape. So this podcast, Mark Humphries, Evan Williams and I had a chat about how and why we made Riot Act – with a call to Anjali Rao and Matt Perrot for some behind the scenes context. It was a real thrill for us to make it, and a privilege to work with our heroes and friends to create something we’re very proud of. It’s free if you’re an Audible subscriber — you can get a 30day free trial if you’re not — Riot Act is only 186 minutes so, you know, plenty of time to listen to it a few times, and leave a scathing review: https://www.audible.com.au/pd/Riot-Act-Audiobook/B081VGWJLG?qid=1575317103&sr=1-1&pf_rd_p=771c6463-05d7-4981-9b47-920dc34a70f1&pf_rd_r=H1WJX9FR94HJ36GAQR9H&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_1You can listen to Riot Act here —

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A very special episode of A Rational Fear — this is the audio from the Hungry Beast 10 year reunion show that we put on a couple of months ago. It has many of the voices and faces from the show telling stories about how it was put together and where most of the team is now. "It’s been 10 years since the ABC TV show Hungry Beast was launched. In 2009 it brought together 20 young smart arses to create a new kind of new kind of TV show. One that was curious about the world, and didn’t take itself too seriously.Join former Hungry Beast presenters and producers as they try to remember what happened. There’ll be stories, unseen footage, clips now banned from the internet, and anecdotes about the show that changed Australian TV forever.It’ll be just like Where Are They Now? — except that no one has ever asked that question.Join, Nick Hayden, Veronica Milsom, Kirsten Drysdale, Marc Fennell, Dan Ilic, Mon Schafter, Kirk Docker, Andy Nehl and others who haven’t replied to the email yet.Follow the money to your wallet and get a ticket to Hungry Beast Unplugged.Probably not — but sounds good to say.

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Enjoy a sample of the News Fighters podcast with guest host Dan Ilic from A Rational Fear. Head to newsfighters.com to check out the other episodes. "In the fourth and final episode of our pilot week guest host Dan Ilic cherry picks at Energy Minister Angus Taylor’s appearance on Insiders this morning. Also ABC broadcaster and American political podcaster Josh Szeps drops by to talk Scott Morrison in Washington, the 2020 Democrat candidates and the most important issue on breakfast television. And finally we check in with our new finance reporter Rodney Todd."

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🎟️Hungry Beast 10 year reunion show is on sale now: http://bitly.com/HUNGRYBEASTPLUG: Beaming to you from around Australia from Telecom Tower — this is recorded live at The Street Theatre in Canberra.A Rational Fear’s Mid-Winter Bore A huge satire-thirsty crowd turned up for our first ever from the capital. Hosted by Dan Ilic, the line-up is massive including: The Guardian’s Photographer at large Mike Bowers, Triple J Hack’s Shalailah Medhora, 730 Satirist Mark Humphries, and Triple J’s Lewis HobbaA Rational Fear It’s fast, it’s funny, it’s #insiders on crack. 00:00:00 Preamble - Dan in his hotel in Canberra00:00:40 Start00:05:50 Fearsome Fear #1: The Boats Are Back and the Tamil family.00:11:56 Alan Jones on the Tamil family.00:15:22 Fearsome Fear #2:Canberra misses out on the “most liveable city” top 10.00:20:05 Tourists are asked “What is Canberra?”00:22:05 Fearsome Fear #3: Pauline Hanson attempts to climb Uluru.00:27:54 Mark Humphries: TV networks axing comedy shows.00:37:58 Shalailah Medhora: Canberra isn’t the ‘Canberra bubble’.00:46:38 The new exhibit at Questacon.00:48:14 Mike Bowers: New Shows on Sky News.00:50:20 Mike Bowers: Favourite photos. SLIDESHOW HERE00:53:20 Lewis Hobba: Nine Network Fundraiser for Liberal Party01:00:26 End.

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STOP THE PRESS Journalism is dead.Long live journalism. 🎟️ CANBERRA SHOW - SEPT 7 - THE STREET - ON SALE NOW Recorded live, in front of a massive SOLD OUT crowd at Giant Dwarf ,some of Australia's best known journalists and a couple of Australia's least known comedians discuss the recent government crackdown on press freedom in Australia. (Waxed balls and All) Hear what happened to Ray Martin’s interview with a top CIA contact. How Kate McClymont sends a death threat to bikie gangs. Ben Fordham gets his house AFP raid-ready and hides his embarrassing things. Alice Workman tell us what Peter Dutton really thinks about the potato comparisons. Dan Ilic breaches the espionage act live on stage. Lewis Hobba tells us why Seachange is good for democracy, and Greta Lee Jackson from the Australian Federal Police shuts the show down in breach of telling bad facts about the government. One important takeaway from this episode is that despite the attacks on newsrooms from the Government, journalists are more determined than ever to hold the government to account than ever before — and Kate McClymont identifies as a witch. Thanks to: DJ Dylan Behan, Greta Lee Jackson, Alison Piorowski, Sandra Sully, Network Ten, Killian David, David Bloustien, James Colley, Kate Holdsworth, Marcel Bracks, FBi Radio, Giant Dwarf, the MEAA, the Walkleys, Sleeping Giant, and GetUp! 00:00 Opening.01:02 Introductions.07:13 Press Freedom Discussion.19:53 Sandra sully’s approved news.21:20 Whistleblowers.25:30 Social media policy restrictions.27:59 Alice Workman vs Michaelia Cash.36:27 Ben Fordham auctions off his embarrassing shit.47:016 A Current Affair turn the cameras on the victims of press freedom.50:11 Kate McClymont and race fixing.58:50 ABC cuts having an effect already.1:00:01 Ray martin’s missing CIA interview .1:08:58 The afp shutdown the show.1:10:40 AFP #QandA.1:15:18 Lewis Hobba and why enjoying SeaChange is okay.

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Never miss an episode.Subscribe to the newsletter: http://arationalfear.com Greetings Fearmongers — Recorded live on stage at the — In order for this political comedy podcast to qualify for a “Cabaret Festival” we brought the 2018 ARIA winners for best comedy Bridie Wyatt to sing songs at the start and the end of the show. Cabaret fans would say they’re the best bits. But we have some other great bits too we fix South Australia’s drop in tourists, we chip in on Izzy Folau’s Go Fund Me, and try to get our money back on the F-35 jet fighter.Adelaide Cabaret Festival andI’d urge you to listen out for the excruciating audience reactions duringLewis Hobba’s Logies rant in which he bravely rips into Adelaide a little too hard in front of the good people of Adelaide. Also in this showCal Wilsonweaves a beautiful allegory about millennials growing horns. Jon Brooks argues that it’s about time ‘the left’ had a rebrand. James McCann says Australia should stay a constitutional monarchy. Georgie Carol claims that germ warfare is grossly overrated. And journalist Andrew P. Street tells his story of seeking asylum in Adelaide.

00:00 — Pre Show.01:24 — Opening.02:15 — Introductions.05:20 — Bridie and Wyatt Introduction.07:00 — Sex Pest.10:25 — I’m afraid of the Bees.16:10 — Fearsome Fears: Where Is Everyone Adelaide?.20:55 — Fearsome Fears: Israel Folau on Go Fund Me.23:00 — Fearsome Fears: F-35 doesn’t do much jetting or fighting.30:14 — F-35 Promo.31:50 — James McCann: God Damn The Queen.38:34 — Georgie Carol: Germ Warfare, so what?46:55 — Cal Wilson: Millennial Horns, the Wikipedia entry.54:10 — Jon Brook: Time to rebrand The Left’.1:03:00 — World Refugee Day: The political rhetoric need to change.1:06:40 — Andrew P. Street: Economic Refugee1:09:35 — Lewis Hobba: The Logies need a new home.1:19:40 — Bridie and Wyatt: The middle of a relationship.1:23:15 — Credits.

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Hello Dan Ilic here — Thanks to the Queensland Government for inviting us to perform at Climate Week .The team of producers were incredible, and the production staff at the Brisbane Powerhouse were slick professional units. You may notice there is one word we’re avoiding to say in the show. That word begins with A and ends in I, has Dan in between. We were told about 20 minutes before the show, so some minor tweaks had to happen on the fly. I’m sure you’ll enjoy listening to that as we go. Bridie Connell and Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd do some topical music for us. Tom Ballard tells us that it’s all over and there’s no hope left. The Queensland Government put a bid in for the 2038 Nuclear Winter Games. MICF Pinder Prize winner Steph Tisdell give insects the tick of approval, and goes on the hunt for true love with an entomologist. Mel Buttle hopes that foodies will go extinct. Alan Jones has some thoughts on climate change. Professor Hilary Bambrick scares us all to death with what the real health ramifications are for humans on a warming planet. Lewis Hobba thinks he has solutions to the climate crisis, but ends up just blaming Queenslanders for it all. It is truly and excellent 90 minutes of climate change banter. 00:00 — Pre Show: AFP Warning.01:25 — Start.02:15 — Introductions.05:33 — Bridie and Wyatt Introduction.16:25 — Fearsome Fears: Freedom Gas.21:15 — Fearsome Fears: Flygskam.25:00 — Fearsome Fears: The internet will be underwater.27:30 — Tom Ballard: We’re all f***ed.37:48 — Queensland’s Bid for 2038 Nuclear Winter Games.40:16 — Steph Tisdell: Care about insects.47:45 — Mel Buttle: Foodies must die.1:00:30— Alan Jones’ Gloating.1:03:35— Prof. Hilary Bambrick: Health and Climate1:19:23— Lewis Hobba: Don’t vote for the climate.1:28:50— Queenslanders Apologise to Australia.1:30:03— Bridie and Wyatt’s Climate Love Song.1:33:33— Credits.

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🎟️ BRISBANE LIVE SHOW ON SALE NOW June 6th at Powerhouse🎟 ADELAIDE LIVE SHOW ON SALE NOW June 20 & 21 Adelaide Cabaret Festival This is your post-election come down episode of A Rational Fear.Dan Ilic and Lewis Hobba this week are joined by guest fearmongers by two part-lawyer part-comedians writers James Pender (Countdown to Glory) and Bec Melrose. (Tonightly)We rip into The Bish Boot, throw polls out the window, and rip apart post election Liberal spin. ALSO Alan Jones goes on a gloating spree. 00:00 Plugs01:12 Show Start02:05 Intros04:48 Hang on A Sec - The Bish Boot14:15 Lamenting the polls15:30 Social media sentiment analysis.19:35 I’m Young, I voted Liberal and I’m not a Bigot.24:49 Alan Jones gloating27:58 End A Rational Fear is recorded at FBi Radio on the land of the Gadigal of the Eora Nation.This episode is edited by Jacob Round.

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🎟️ BRISBANE LIVE SHOW ON SALE NOW June 6th at Powerhouse🎟 ADELAIDE LIVE SHOW ON SALE NOW June 20 & 21 Adelaide Cabaret Festival The pre-election blackout starts now! Don’t worry A Rational Fear is here to walk you through the world of Australian politics. Fearmongers Chris Taylor, Lewis Hobba, Lauren Bonner and Dan Ilic are here to ease the squeeze, go for growth with continuity and change.00:00 Show Plugs 01:49 Start02:59 Introductions06:35 Very Fast Trains11:40 Clive Palmer is in Fiji14:26 Tony Abbott is giving out his mobile phone number16:16 $50 dollar typo.20:30 Alex Turnbull on being enemy number #128:45 Peter Dutton’s a C**t 🎟️Lauren Bonner’s Sydney Comedy Festival Show🔗Chris Taylor’s Democracy Sausage

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DISASTER Fearmongers — we had had a terrible disaster in recording this live show’s podcast. The start-up disk of the computer that was recording the show became too full at and refused to record any more. 20 minutes The Giant Dwarf team and I took the computer back to the office, and spent the afternoon trying to see if the rest of the show was hiding someplace. But sadly it just wasn’t recorded. This is really bad. My apologies to Jane Caro, Michael Hing,Alice Fraser,Dylan Behan, who put in heaps of effort for last night's show. We'll definitely get them all back soon. My apologies to you too. Dan This podcast was edited by Jacob Round

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Dan Ilic interviews maverick economist Professor Steve Keen in Amsterdam via Skype he tells you why if you’re a progressive person, you should be voting for the liberals this election. News.com.au’s Joe Hildebrand unloads on One Nation’s Steve Dickson. Sky News’ Janine Perrett rips into Channel Seven’s coverage of the first debate on Seven Two. And Lewis Hobba wins Disgraced Candidate Jeopardy

00:00 Preamble.00:40 Intro.02:00 Clive Palmer’s rambling press conference on Today.06:46 Clive Palmer’s campaign to clarify his comments on Today (Feat. Heath Franklin)09:40 The idiocracy of Steve Dickson.12:22 Disgraced Candidate Jeopardy.19:48 The Channel 7 first leaders debate.22:05 Newsfighters: Leaders Debate. (Feat. Dylan Behan)27:45 Should progressive voters be voting liberal this time around?43:17 Wrap up, plugs, farewell.44:34 Steve Keen Bonus — Should you buy a home right now? A Rational Fear is recorded on Cadigal land, in the studios of FBi RadioIt is edited by Jacob Round until very late at night.

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Next A Rational Fear Live Show:May 7th @ Giant Dwarf$15 Tickets with the code “Podcast” He has risen — in the polls. Has ScoMo inched ahead in preferred Prime Minister numbers, or is that just Bill Shorten dropping out of sight? Fearmongers this week: Lewis Hobba, (Triple J) Chris Urquhart, (Immediate Communications), Alison Piotrowski (A Current Affair) and host Dan Ilic (Romper Room) wade into the deep end with #Watergate with Michel West (MichaelWest.com.au). We drink whatever Barnaby’s been drinking and Comedian Michael Hing (One Asian Party) fills us in on how preferences could see him become an Australian Senator for the One Asian Party.

Helloworld Sketch. Intros Australia’s Two Donald Trumps Clive Palmer’s on the march. Pauline Hanson’s change in climate. Julia Gillard’s new BBF: Rihanna Michael Hing on preference politics. Barnaby Joyce’s PM interview with Patricia Karvelas Michael West on WaterGate Chris Urquhart’s Easter Treat Wrap Live Show Plugs.

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LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: 7:30pm May 7th at Giant DwarfDan Ilic, Lewis Hobba, Alice Fraser, Jane Caro, Michael HingTICKETS: https://giantdwarf.com.au/events/a-rational-fear-2/ SHOW NOTES This is the first of our weekly #AusPol2019 show heading into election season. On the pod this week Walkley-Jacoby Scholarship winner and Crikey Investigative Reporter Amber Schultz, Indigenous X’s Luke Pearson, Triple J’s Lewis Hobba

Pre-Show Fearsome Fears Intro Guests Gaff’s Campaigns Luke Pearson’s Wedding Indigenous vote wooing p1 Tony Abbott's toilet block Indigenous vote wooing p2 The Daily Telegraph’s Greens S.M.U.G. index The IPA’s 15 point plan for Australia The Top 5 Questions that the people of the internet have of Bill Shorten Israel Folau Melbourne International Comedy Festival Award News Fighters Podcast Teaser Farewell interstate plugs. END

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Because you have foolishly been a supporter of A Rational Fear projects over the years you’ve earned yourself the right to endure the A Rational Fear podcast first.

Way before anyone else gets to hear it on iTunes, Pocketcasts, or Google Podcasts.

Also as a fellow fear monger you’ll be the first to see video sketches that we make too — incase you missed it see the Where The Bloody Hell Are You Scomo? 🎥 video we made on Manus Island right HERE or you can read about the making of the video in this great piece from Sylvia Jeffries or of course The Daily Telegraph.

We’re coming to the festival city —

Yes, ARF will be coming to the Adelaide Cabaret Festival in June🎫 for a couple of shows. We know it’s going to have me (Dan) and Lewis Hobba, as well as Tonightly ARIA winning musical duo Bridie Connell and Wyatt Nixon-Lloyd, but there’ll also be other folks joining us whom we haven’t booked yet — I’m aiming for Caleb Bond

You Did It!

You are crazy and I love you. You have also fully funded the 1300WTFIPM phone number. It will be live next week. Finally we can get that whole Who Is The Prime Minister of Australia? 🎥thing cleared right up.

🎙️Podcast Release:
iTunes, Pocketcasts, or Google Podcasts.

Federal ICAC.
Helloworld CEO Phone Message.
Paladin. Manus Island Strike.
Where The Bloody Hell Are You, ScoMo?
Let Millennials Be Millennials.
George Pell Cartoon Retrospective.
Alan Jones Apologises To Malcolm Turnbull.
End of Party Politics.
What’s More Popular Than Bill Shorten?
NSW Politics Has Killed Music. End.

Hope this wasn’t too painful — until next time there’s always something to be scared of.

Cheers

Dan

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Where The Bloody Hell Are You ScoMo? - Giant Dwarf - 26th February 2019 A Rational Fear LIVE Giant Dwarf February 26, 2019 Lewis Hobba @lewishobba Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox1 Adam Liaw @adamliaw James Valentine @Valentine702 Dylan Behan @dylabolical

Federal ICAC. Helloworld CEO Phone Message. Paladin. Manus Island Strike. Where The Bloody Hell Are You, ScoMo? Let Millennials Be Millennials. George Pell Cartoon Retrospective. Alan Jones Apologises To Malcolm Turnbull. End of Party Politics. What's More Popular Than Bill Shorten? NSW Politics Has Killed Music. End.

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Something a little different: Dan is begging you for money. To make something really dumb:

All info here:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-australian-pm-hotline/x/1681048#/

WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

In the last 10 years, Australia has had just under 31,023 Prime Ministers. No one can remember who the current one is.

So I've created a hotline, that with the power of some code, can update automatically via Wikipedia and tell us who is the Prime Minister at that given moment?

It's just like the speaking clock - but for the Prime Minister of Australia.

It's dumb and funny - and we've built it already! Thanks to our friends at Twilio, you can call it now.

04888 54 280

Try it? I'll wait.

See it's great.

But the NUMBER is hard to remember. 1300 WHO THE F*** IS P.M?

This is where you come in.

I think the best 1300 number/name for this project is: 1300 WTFI PM

1300 Who The F*** Is P.M. However those numbers are really EXPENSIVE. They cost $3000 a year. So to start off with we want $3000. Then if we get more, we plan to use that money to advertise the hotline.

$3000: We'll buy the number/name 1300 WTFI PM| $15000: We'll make a saucy old school late night style hotline ad and run it on TV $23000: We'll book an infomercial on a morning TV show. $30000: We'll pay for a full page ad in a national broadsheet newspaper. IMPACT

You will get the satisfaction of financing some crucial Australian information infrastructure. At A Rational Fear we have a track record of making good on our crowdfunding, in 2014 we raised $50000 to make 12 weeks of satirical comedy online. Which we did to great success. REWARDS & PERKS:

I honestly don't think anyone gives money to these things for the perks, but I'll tell you what, how about these?

$0-$50: You will get the satisfaction of knowing your donation has helped make the world a funnier place.

$50-$100: 2 free tickets to every A Rational Fear live show in 2019

$100-$500: 4 free tickets to every A Rational Fear live show in 2019

$500: 2 free tickets to every A Rational Fear live show in 2019, and a guest interview spot on the A Rational Fear podcast for you to promote or say anything you want (within the boundaries of defamation).

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Chris Taylor, Veronica Milsom, Lewis Hobba and Dan Ilic run amok with the week's news.

  • Citizenship Uniforms
  • Election Campaign has Kicked off
  • Clive Palmer
  • Australia Day
  • Change The Date
  • Brooke Boney
  • Alan Jones on Australia day
  • Gillette
  • Trump
  • Shutdown
  • Prince Philip

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What you should be scared of this week: Pedestrian's Lucinda 'Froomes' Price brings her best Cane Toad Hunter to the table. Tonightly's Kara Schlegl gives us a brief history on Australia's recent lurch to the right. Triple J's Lewis Hobba over pronounces Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and A Current Affair's Dan Ilic goes to Canberra to cover the rising rents. - Cash for Cane Toads. - Cane Toad Hunter Steve Earnin' - Old People Share Fake News - Fraser Anning's new party. - The Rise of the Right Explainer. - Interview with a Canadian Astronomer. - Canberra's Rents are on the rise.

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What you should be scared of this week: Ian 'Dicko' Dickson announces his strongman run for the Prime Minister of Australia. Lewis Hobba is concerned about Brazilians. Hannah May Reilly investigates twisted sister. And host Dan Ilic laughs in all their faces.

  • Brazil's new strongman President: Jair Bolsonaro.
  • Who is responsible for Neil Prakash?
  • Blair Cottrell.
  • Alan Jone's New Year Resolution.
  • British Army new millennial ad campaign.
  • Google minimized its tax (again.
  • Adolfo Cambiaso clones his polo horse.
  • Clive Palmer rips off Twisted Sister.

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Hosted by Dan Ilic, fearmongers on this episode are Nina Oyama (The Angus Project) Jazz Twemlow (Tonightly) and Andy Saunders (Raw Comedy)

  • Sponsor: Order leftovers on demand with Leftoveroo.
  • Japan commences commercial whaling.
  • Food delivery by drone in Canberra.
  • Australia's continental heatwave.
  • David Attenborough on how politicians should deal with climate change.
  • Satan: how to hell is dealing with climate change.
  • How sharemarket volatility is being driven by computer trading.
  • The Government's new Sext Hotline.
  • Alan Jones WILL NOT QUIT!

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A Rational Fear steps off the stage and into the studio to bring you the first of 5 summer programmes on ABC Radio.

Hosted by Dan Ilic, fearmongers on this episode are Rosie Waterland, Jame Colley, Michael Chamberlin, with feature voices from Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki, Jan Fran, and Simon Chilvers.

  • Vladimir Putin wants to control Hip Hop.
  • Trump declare victory over ISIS.
  • Andrew Broad's New Idea.
  • Women encouraged to join Parliament.
  • Border Force send a warning to Santa.

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Special interview guest Alex Turnbull gets grilled by the panel about the ABC, the Australian Liberal Party, and energy policy.

Dan Ilic and guests for a laugh at the live recording of A Rational Fear as our panel of comedians, smart-arses, and experts explore what it is we should really be scared of.

Welcoming guest panelists: James Colley Tanya Ali Rosie Waterland Lewis Hobba

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TICKETS: https://giantdwarf.com.au/events/arf/

Join host Dan Ilic and guests for a laugh at the live recording of A Rational Fear as our panel of comedians, smart-arses, and experts explore what it is we should really be scared of.

Welcoming guest panelists: Bec Shaw Tanya Ali Rosie Waterland Lewis Hobba

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Recorded live at @GiantDwarfHQ in Sydney.

Host @DanIlic takes us through his month's top fears Trump vs Iran, My Health Record, and water on Mars.

Fearmongers:

@jan__fran: On having PTSD from ethnic gang reporting. @LewisHobba: Gives Fairfax the send-off that Greg Hywood couldn't do. @RosieWaterland: Disects #PlaneBae, the biggest Milkshake Duck of the year so far. @Struthless69: Nails the hypocrisy of online commentary.

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This month it's a AAA+ rated show featuring. Logies. Golliwogs. Hanson in a Burqua. Monsanto Merger. And Super Saturday By-election.

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We're back! Recorded live on stage at Giant Dwarf Friday 25th of May Rosie Waterland Lewis Hobba, Jazz Twemlow, Dan Ilic Cath Brown

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Hello, Since the A Rational Fear audience is a discerning bunch, here is a pilot idea for something I'm making over a Gizmodo. I'd love to hear your feedback. Please leave me a message on SoundCloud / Twitter / Facebook. Let me know if you liked it. Also the bits you didn't like.

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All the news you should be scared of in one easy to digest podcast. We speak to Trump advisor, James McCuck on just how low Trumps approval rating can go.

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Recorded in situ at the Victoria Hotel during the 2016 Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Dan Ilic is joined by Alice Fraser (SBS Comedy) James Colley (The Backburner) and Scott Abbot (The Weekly) where they cover the great pencil shortage, Kevin Andrews plan to run for PM, Abott's low key plans to campaign during this election, the sugar tax and the gender inequity in the star rating system at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

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Fear mongers Dan Ilic (AJ+) Andy Matthews (Australia! Get it up ya) and Oz Faruqi (@oz_f) break down cat shit, Howard's hair, stolen slogans, Ted Cruz, and Honit Soit. The election is only 100 days away... maybe.

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NSFW: Strong Language: A Rational Fear is back for the 2016 Australian election. This week fear-mongers Nic Christensen (Mumbrella)and Maddie Palmer (The Feed SBS2) join Dan Ilic and Lewis Hobba to break down the scariest news of the week. Fairfax, Sugar, Trump, Turnbull.

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Fearmongers Lewis Hobba, James Colley, Chris Taylor, and Dan Ilic riff on the stories that are making them scared this week. Putin's Birthday, Campbell Newman's book, Uber, Rupert Murdoch, Trump, and The Verdict.

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Fearmongers. James Colley, Jan Fran, and Dan Ilic explain the stories from the week's media that made them sacred. Tony Abbott's never ending tour, Edward Snowden on Twitter, progressives on the the Pope. and Chemtrails: https://instagram.com/p/7h7PHUHyS3/

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Scott Morrison says mate 18 times in 17 minutes on Ray Hadley's show.

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Fearmongers James Colley, Lewis Hobba and Dan Ilic wade through the murky week of the latest #libspil. Farewell to Tony, warming the seat for Malcolm. Featuring special guest Shalailah Medhora from The Guardian Australia. We also cover clocks, and nukes.

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Episode 20 of A Rational Fear is a new format for the pod. It's a way for putting out pod without the intensity of putting on a live show. We hope you like it.

The fearmongers for this week are Dan Ilic, James Colley and Lewis Hobba.

This week we're scared of the Hayne Plane, Syrian refugee crisis, #CoalIsAmazing, the Canning by-election, and NSW's new branding.

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Performed in front of a sold out Giant Dwarf in Redfern. Former Foreign Minister Bob Carr joins Dan Ilic, Lewis Hobba, Greg Fleet, Hannah May Reilly and James Colley in a fast paced topical free for all.

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A Rational Fool - Melinda On John Laws by Dan Ilic

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REPUBLISHED PODCAST: We found a higher quality recording of ARF #16. Hope you enjoy this in full fidelity.

A Rational Fear is like the mix of The Daily Show and #Qanda it's fast, it's funny, it's on about once a monthish. This program has Art Vs Science's Dan McNamee, Gretel Killeen, Alex Lee, Patrick Magee, Hannah May Reilly, Ruby, Kat and Poppy from Newtown High school.

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A Rational Fear is like the mix of The Daily Show and #Qanda it's fast, it's funny, it's on about once a monthish. This program has Art Vs Science's Dan McNamee, Gretel Killeen, Alex Lee, Patrick Magee, Hannah May Reilly, Ruby, Kat and Poppy from Newtown Highschool.

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The secret NSA recordings of Julia Gillard's mobile phone have surfaced.

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A Rational Fear comes to the Festival of Dangerous Ideas for a one-off idea smack-down. Rabble-rouser Dan Ilic (Hungry Beast/Can of Worms) hosts a fast-paced topical comedy panel show featuring some of the funniest brains in Australia.

In this special 'Festival of Rational Fears' edition, join DJ Tom Loud, journalists Tracey Spicer and Joe Hildebrand, comedians Lewis Hobba and Veronica Milsom, and host Dan Ilic as they dissect, join dots, and spew out spurious theories that are bound to set the sails of the Opera House alight with laughter.

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Rabble-rouser Dan Ilic ( Hungry Beast ABC1, Can Of Worms TEN) hosts a fast paced topical comedy panel show.

Featuring some of the freshest and funniest brains in satire in Australia, Live from the Sydney Fringe Festival.

Dan will be joined by Lewis Hobba (Triple J) Neel Kolhatkar (YouTube) Mark Humphries (The Roast ABC2) Hannah May Reilly ( FBi Radio's Girls Gone Mild) Jo Thornely (Twitter) and Amanda McKenzie (The Climate Council)

Like Q And A on Crack. A Rational Fear is 60 minutes of old fashioned piss taking.

It's fast, it's funny, it's highly questionable.

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Imagine if Kyle And Jackie O had to sell Kevin Rudd's policy on boat people.

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The FINAL A Rational Fear for Radio National is a cracker! 60 minutes of cutting edge pisstaking with social and political bite. Dan Ilic (Hungry Beast/ Can Of Worms) ,Lewis Hobba (Triple J) , Chris Taylor (Chaser) Veronica Milsom (Mad as Hell) Michael Hing (Can Of Worms) HG Nelson (Roy and HG) + Jason McKenzie from The Lamington Party. Funny name, serious business...a micro political party that is focused on design oriented solutions.

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Where has Mark Colvin been lately? He's been covering Rob Oakeshott's valedictory speech.....

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A Rational Fear's run on ABC Radio National maybe sitting at 3rd base, but this week's line up is a home run.

Heavy hitters include: Heath Franklin (Ronnie Johns/Chopper/Wednesday Night Live),Nina Oyama (You're Skitting Me ABC2), David Bloustien (Good News Week) and world burleque queen Imogen Kelly. They'll join the regular fearmongers Dan Ilic (Hungry Beast) Lewis Hobba (Triple J) and Chris Taylor (The Chaser) to rip, flip and sever the week in news and politics

A Rational Fear is a fast-paced topical comedy show, hosted and produced by Dan Ilic with some of Australia's best comedic talent. It's funny, cutting-edge satire with social and political bite.

It's fast, it's funny, it's like #QandA on crack.

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Sarah Kanowski from the Radio National poetry program Poetica explores the hidden meaning in Kanye West

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PRISM started with a desire to take an experience people love and make it better. To make it even simpler, more useful, and more enjoyable - but still feel instantly familiar.

Introducing the all new PRISM app, that allows anyone to see how you to connect with all your friends all at once through time and space.

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Wendy Harmer (The Hoopla)*, Lewis Hobba (Triple J), Scott Abbot (The Checkout) Jazz Twemlow (The Roast) Michele Lim (Mayor Of Easy Street)

Featuring special guest: Josh Lawson (Anchor Man 2 / Thank God You're Here)

A Rational Fear is a fast-paced topical comedy show, hosted and produced by Dan Ilic with some of Australia's best comedic talent. It's funny, cutting-edge satire with social and political bite.

It's fast, it's funny, it's like #QandA on crack.

*The role of Wendy Harmer will be played by Wendy Zuckerman (ABC Catalyst)

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Sydney's number one live satirical comedy night and radio show is BACK for 2013. With an all new venue, all new logo, all new broadcaster, but the same old fears!

Join MC Dan Ilic (Hungry Beast/Can Of Worms), Lewis Hobba, (Triple J), Chris Taylor (The Chaser) as they expose what the media is trying to make us scared of this week.

Special guests include comedy young guns Alice Fraser (Aggressively Helpful) and Cameron James (Nite Zoo)

Joining our fearmongers will be television's most handsome newsman Hamish McDonald (Ten Late News / The Truth Is) who will be shedding some light on his own fears.

It's fast, it's funny, it's like #QandA on crack.

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To cash in on his bourgeoning media profile from the Leveson Inquiry Justice Leveson has set up toll funded hotline.

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Some of Australia best comedian talent tackle topical issues head on without fear nor favour. Part panel show, part soap box, part interview show, it's like Q AndA on schoolies.

Join MC Dan Ilic (Hungry Beast), Lewis Hobba (Triple J), Scott Abbott (Political Asylum) and Chris Taylor (The Chaser) with special guest comics Zoe Norton Lodge (Hamster Wheel) Nina Oyama (Raw Comedy) and Wil Anderson (The Gruen Transfer) and a very special interview guest filmmaker Liz Courtney.

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When Australians get in trouble overseas at least they can count on the Australian Consulate for help. You know... just like Julian Assange.

Writen by Dylan Behan Performed by Alex Plim Mixed by Tom Loud

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GUEST: Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki

The A Rational Fear writing room is revolting.... and as soon as they clean themselves up the'll be appearing on stage too.

They were recently voted the "Best wri

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This monday's show will be so huge...we've been asked to save three seats for Gina Rinehart.

It's fast, it's funny, it's like #qanda, with lots of Q's but not many A's.

A Rational Fear is back, with a mega line up: Join Hungry Beast's Dan Ilic, and Lewis Hobba, with some of Australia's best comedians. Chris Taylor(The Chaser), Jennifer Wong (Can Of Worms), Mathew Kenneally (Political Asylum) Toby Halligan(Political Asylum) and Matt Okine (Winner: MICF 2012 Best Newcomer)

Also we have TWO special guests.... Tim Burrowes (Editor of Mumbrella) and Channel Nine's Leila McKinnon. This show is bigger than the Spain and Greece's debt combined.

So much so we'll be accepting your leftover Euros on the door.

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Tony Delroy does a quick whip around the national papers to see what's in the news tomorrow, starting off with the new look tabloid Sydney Morning Herald

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Monday 14th of May at The FBi Social, see some of Australia's best comedians tackle news, media and politics. Join Hungry Beasts' Dan Ilic and Lewis Hobba, with Chris Taylor from the Chaser, Claire Hooper from Good news week, Heath Franklin from Randling, comedy firestorm Desh, and Australia Of The Year and scientist Tim Flannery.

It's fast, it's funny, it's tremendous value for money.

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Writen by Chris Taylor Pots and Pans by Tom Loud Voices by Dan Ilic & Alexandra Plim

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"A Rational Fear LIVE" is back for a second helping of satirical comedy and muckraking.

Live on stage at the FBi Social and live on FBi radio

Join Hungry Beast's Dan Ilic and Lewis Hobba, with DJ Tom Loud and Sydney's best comedians including Scott Abbot (Political Asylum), Veronica Milsom (Triple J, TAYG), Mark Humphries (Raw Comedy), David Bloustien (GNW, Randling) as awell as special guests Chris Taylor from the Chaser and twitter / PM host Mark Colvin as they rip apart, openly mock and analyse the truth behind the news.

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This American Life Host, Ira Glass, has one more disappointing annoucement

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After the success of their "documentary" Channel 7 and McDonalds have teamed up to created a whole new slew of TV shows for 2012.

Written by Dan Ilic, Chris Taylor, and A Rational Fear Performed by Dan Ilic Pots and Pans DJ Tom Loud

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Ira Glass from The American Life has no option.

Written by Chris Taylor Performed by Dan Ilic Pots and Pans by Tom Loud

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The FIRST Episode of A Rational Fear:

Host Dan Ilic, with comics Lewis Hobba, (Hungry Beast, Triple J), Susie Youssef (Theatresports, Nice Kicks) Daniel Townes (Previously, K-Cast), Michael Hing (Herman's Heroes, Project 52) deconstructing the month in news as well as special guest Ross Greenwood (Channel Nine, 2GB's Money Show) lifting the lid on just what Mexican drug lords are shipping to Sydney and Kevin Rudd (Anthony Ackroyd from 702's Thank God It's Friday) will be in to get all Boo Hoo on us...and Australian showbiz legend Kamahl

With special guest DJ Tom Loud on the pots and pans.

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