AVIRGINWHOCANTDRIVE: Recent Episodes
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No more dairy for this guy. Thank the lord for Benadryl because after eating that dairy loaded lasagna I started to take on the form of Bob the ‘Veggies Tales’ tomato.
Whoever’s idea it was to put carpeting in kitchens as well as bathrooms I truly am just interested in knowing what you were on back in the 70’s that gave you the idea that this was essential.
When in doubt go to the nearest thrift shop and get yourself a random classic tee. Proven to boost your happiness 100%.
You can’t convince me that Popeye would have chosen a can of spinach over a McDonald’s McChicken had he been given the choice.
To the cop who’s car I accidentally hit with my car door when getting out in the Starbucks parking lot. I am sorry.
After great consideration I’ve decided to bleach my hair. Will I regret this?…maybe. Could I turn out looking like Humpty Dumpty?…there is a possibility. Am I still going to do this?…of course.
The macaroni salad thieves. A story of two unsmooth criminals. Went against everything MJ stood for. He’s currently crying in his grave. Hear that? soft tender sobs “Hehe shamone”.
What up What up party people of the world. Happy 4 f*ckin AM. Let’s talk about YoBerry.
How am I aloud to frolic out and about in public? Also, if I run over another curb. I might just die. Yes yes yes that’s a little dramatic. Oh and f*ck parking meters.
A peanut butter stuffed pretzel loving virgin. Also, talk on the prodigious amount pizza purchased in my household.
Literally just a hodgepodge of thoughts I wrote down in my notes app to tell you guys about.
Let’s talk graduation, where I was my senior year, and how much food I have consumed due to grad parties. (I get kinda deep ngl)
GRAB YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDMAS BECAUSE IM ON THE ROAD. TAKING MY DRIVERS TEST. ANNIHILATING PARALLEL PARKING. BEING A COMPLETE-DRIVING FEEN.
In a few hours I will be taking my drivers test. This will ultimately determine whether I’m a ‘virgin who can’t drive’ or a ‘virgin who can drive’.
I can do sharks, I can do tarantulas, but if I see a cluster of ants a full blown massacre will occur. A POT OF WATER WILL BE BOILED AND DUMPED ON THEIR LITTLE HEADS.
(BIRTHDAY SPECIAL)Officially an 18 year old virgin who can’t drive. In this sode we talk about 18 things you can now do at 18. Also…. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE CHAMPION MOMS OUT THERE.
Accidental arson, dogs need to stop staring at nothing, I want to be buried in a wicker basket.
Happy late Easter folks. Took a break from filming due to spring break. One of my worst decisions yet.
Renaissance festival’s equal huge turkey legs, katana’s, and being beat if you whip out your phone.
SPAGHETTI DINNERS ARE A CULT, ONE DAY I WILL BREATH FIRE, DENIST GET ON MY NERVES SOMETIMES, oh and I still don’t like children.
It’s the 1st of April you know what that means…you know what it doesn’t mean. It’s doesn’t mean super glueing a child to a McDonald’s toilet seat.
Chris Rock, almost getting run over 5 times, and my vendetta against The Shape of Water.
Tiktok is out here serving top tier knowledge. Dolphins as midwives. The sea serpent is just a huge whale boner.
Happy belated Saint Pattie’s day to all of my fellow Irish or partiers who use this holiday as an excuse to get hammered. To you I say “who ra”.
Let’s talk past sport experiences from jazz hands in cheerleading to being the ultimate bench boy in basketball. I present Sarah Korn AKA a coach’s worst nightmare.
This is the very first episode of “A Virgin Who Can’t Drive” podcast. In this episode Sarah talks about why she started a podcast and how she decided on a name.