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Matt Crawford
You know those professional podcast episodes where they drone on about what's coming next season or they interview themselves? This is like that but with less people!
There's another all-hands meeting on your calendar! Join us in the cafeteria for the latest updates from our new managers. Stay productive!!
All voices by Matt Crawford
Some minor FX by Matt Crawford
Featuring the sounds:
00977 stony hall walk 2.wav by Robinhood76
wood steps by mightygian
Walking on hard surface by Rvgerxini
Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav by InspectorJ
footsteps_steel.wav by Ottomaani138
WoodenFloorFootsteps_Boots_02.wav by Lex777
Cough (2) by OwlStorm
double_cough_01.wav by joedeshon
cough1.aiff by Fratz
Displacement chair by MilanKovanda
02408 chair stone floor brawl.wav by Robinhood76
Dragging a chair with two hands by davidkyoku
chair scrape.aif by mredig
Small Crowd pre-concert talking party bar walla talking by JohnsonBrandEditing
Power Spark by qubodup
Electric Shock by pluralz
JacobsLadderShort2.flac by Halleck
Zap.ogg by egomassive
All sounds available from freesound.org
Special thanks to voicechanger.io for help with the quick and easy robot voice effect processing
Just two guys working on their podcast of unboxing and viral video reactions. As you do.
All voices: Matt Crawford Sound effects and music by Matt Crawford and the following: Kookaburra.wav by pocket Chainsaw Noises 002.wav by yottasounds waterslap2alt.wav by profquad 2 Impact Wet by original_sound Wet Loop by JustInvoke Wet08.wav by punpcklbw Donkeys braying at the market of Assem Souk by felix.blume shocked duck.wav by crazyduckman duck sequence by PhonosUPF Flapping Foley by bbrocer Green Toy Pig, Squeaking, A.wav by InspectorJ Mexican "Lucha Libre": Crowd yelling, whistling and screaming during a match in Mexico City. by felix.blume small crowd laughing and clapping.wav by Tomlija Hockey - Huge Body Check Hit Into Boards by producerdan Crowd Ouch.wav by Adam_N Airhorn by jacksonacademyashmore Metal Intro by Leonard.B.Blaesing Splat/Squish 2 by mrickey13 Very quick Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo Long Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo metro_under_construction.wav by costamonteiro
All sounds available from freesound.org
There's an all-hands meeting on your calendar! Join us in the cafeteria for the latest updates from corporate.
All voices by Matt Crawford
Featuring the sounds:
Phone Ringing.wav by Ferrettomato
Cellular_Ring.aif by amszala
Cell phone vibration - alternating pulses by MrAuralization
00977 stony hall walk 2.wav by Robinhood76
wood steps by mightygian
Walking on hard surface by Rvgerxini
Footsteps, Concrete, A.wav by InspectorJ
footsteps_steel.wav by Ottomaani138
WoodenFloorFootsteps_Boots_02.wav by Lex777
Cough (2) by OwlStorm
double_cough_01.wav by joedeshon
cough1.aiff by Fratz
Mic feedback fx short Mid 2.wav by chimerical
Displacement chair by MilanKovanda
02408 chair stone floor brawl.wav by Robinhood76
Dragging a chair with two hands by davidkyoku
chair scrape.aif by mredig
Small Crowd pre-concert talking party bar walla talking by JohnsonBrandEditing
All sounds available from freesound.org
Join host Chuck "The Chucker" Woods as he introduces you to the new percussive sounds of Sven Ericson and Slabb Cymbals.
All voices by Matt Crawford
All sounds by Matt Crawford
Music: "Last on Earth" by Mother's Keeper, used with permission. Available on all digital distribution.
Continue the adventures of Clam Standing with the all new downloadable expansion: Redneck Riviera!
All voices by Matt Crawford with the exception of A.M.A.N.D.A. by Google Translate.
Sound Effects by the following:
Angry Boat - Epic Movie Horn by anderz000
Explosion Simulation by ALLANZ10D
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse
Dramatic Hit by qubodup
Reverse Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney
Dramatic piano.wav by jobro
Shotgun Glock.wav by LuannWepener
Shotgun - Reaload.wav by AbuNijmeh
Shotgun 02.wav by Claiber7901
Many seagulls.wav by Ambientsoundapp
Flock of seagulls.wav by juskiddink
Goat Sound 2.wav by Erokia
Rewind 2 by LuKaiX
Sonar .wav by Benboncan
sonar.wav by infobandit
Submarine Sonar by Breviceps
submarine.mp3 by theredshore
Submarine by Samantha_Dolman
Scary Ambient Horror Music Long by Audio_Dread
Evil God by Audio_Dread
goat.aif by beskhu
Happy Goat by poodaddy69
Laser Gun by Metzik
Heavy Laser Cannon.wav by waxsocks
Sherman E8 ("Easy 8") tank driving by nicStage
WAR-LEOPARD, TANK- PASSING BY CLOSE-Leopard tank passing by, changes gears-0003.wav by JoniHeinonen
LightMachineGun2.wav by SuperPhat
Fireworks, Close, D (H1).wav by InspectorJ
Fireworks Crackle by 16FThumaF
Explosion_01.wav by tommccann
explosion_012.mp3 by deleted_user_5405837
Cinematic Hit by PatrickLieberkind
Device powering up.wav by spoonsandlessspoons
WHOOSH-HIT-FALLER by vykroft
three hits.wav by zagi2
Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney
Metal Intro by Leonard.B.Blaesing
Heavy Metal Riffs - 4HR.DM8 by Ellary
Orchestral Metal by theojt
Sex In-the-Suburbs .wav by BaDoink
Air Steam Various short 01 by 2imitk
Pop.wav by tmokonen
cassette tape deck open, close, rewind, clicks.aif by kyles
Symphony Sounds by Lemoncreme
Dramatic 1.wav by Lisnmusic
Waves Ambience, Brittany, A by Moulaythami
Ambience, Seaside Waves, Close, A.wav by InspectorJ
Water Dripping in Cave.wav by Sclolex
DRIPPING-WATER-CAVE-WAVES-.wav by Maurice_J_K
Fight - fighting men by vedas
Kids fighting by SoundsExciting
civil war gun fire.wav by electra
reenactment2.aif by alienistcog
cartoon_wink_magic_sparkle.wav by MattLeschuck
Item Sparkle by Mr._Fritz_
epic music.mp3 by ShortRecord
Transformation by venicesurf
Futuristic computer room ambience by ProjectsU012
Laptop Malfunction Beeps by doxent
8 Bit Beeping Computer Sounds by sheepfilms
Computer Beeps.wav by spoonsandlessspoons
rock shelter.wav by zagi2
SKAman loop.wav by zagi2
Atmosphere - Cinematic Haunted House Horror 1.mp3 by original_sound
Metal Band Jam 5 Thrash .wav by RutgerMuller
metal mental 2.wav by zagi2
R21-07-Men Yelling While Fighting.wav by craigsmith
All sounds available via freesound.org
Parody game trailer for Clam Standing, the video game you didn't know you needed to play.
All voices by Matt Crawford
Sound Effects by the following:
Angry Boat - Epic Movie Horn by anderz000
Machine Gun Shooting by deleted_user_7146007
Water splash, emptying a bucket 1 by wormer2
Very quick Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo
Long Splash and squishy sound by aarrnnoo
Hammering Nails, Close, A.wav by InspectorJ
airraatchet.wav by cmusounddesign
metro_under_construction.wav by costamonteiro
Explosion Simulation by ALLANZ10D
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse
Dramatic Hit by qubodup
Reverse Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney
Dramatic piano.wav by jobro
Shotgun Glock.wav by LuannWepener
Shotgun - Reaload.wav by AbuNijmeh
Shotgun 02.wav by Claiber7901
F-18 Flyby (Blue Angels) by nicStage
Double Jet Fly Over by Thomas_Marcum
helicopter.wav by soundingoffagain
G36-14-Helicopter In and Away Twice.wav by craigsmith
Many seagulls.wav by Ambientsoundapp
Flock of seagulls.wav by juskiddink
Bad Happy Porn song - you know it, you have heard it before. by fmceretta
Pumpmkin Guts Squish 1.aif by MWLANDI
Splat/Squish 2 by mrickey13
Laser Gun by Metzik
Heavy Laser Cannon.wav by waxsocks
Sherman E8 ("Easy 8") tank driving by nicStage
WAR-LEOPARD, TANK- PASSING BY CLOSE-Leopard tank passing by, changes gears-0003.wav by JoniHeinonen
LightMachineGun2.wav by SuperPhat
Fireworks, Close, D (H1).wav by InspectorJ
Fireworks Crackle by 16FThumaF
Explosion_01.wav by tommccann
explosion_012.mp3 by deleted_user_5405837
Cinematic Hit by PatrickLieberkind
Device powering up.wav by spoonsandlessspoons
WHOOSH-HIT-FALLER by vykroft
three hits.wav by zagi2
Dramatic Bass Hit by snakebarney
Metal Intro by Leonard.B.Blaesing
Heavy Metal Riffs - 4HR.DM8 by Ellary
Orchestral Metal by theojt
Sex In-the-Suburbs .wav by BaDoink
All sounds available via freesound.org