Not Scholars: Recent Episodes
Caleb Gordon
We finally made it to episode 100! (sort of, I'm assuming that all of the non-numbered episodes make up for the lack of episode 87 [I don't know how that one ended up as just silence, punctuated by transition songs, but anyone who listens to all of episode 87 is the truest of giga-fans]). This is actually the last time Jake, Bryce, Matt, and Caleb will record a Not Scholars episode. We've all got missions and college and stuff and we'll be taking a break from podcasting (maybe not forever, we'll see... but this is definitely the end of our Not Scholars run). Thanks to everyone who listened, extra thanks to those who listened just to support us even if they didn't enjoy it (I'm sure those people exist). It's been a party recording this and if anyone has enjoyed it, we're glad that we were able to brighten your days a little bit.
Goodbye forever (for reals this time)
- The Not Scholars crew
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Hey everyone, this is our last episode (kind of). In this episode we do a lookback on previous episodes, so it is recommended that you don't start with this one. Also, question asking and topic submissions are both closed, so you can't ask questions or submit topics anymore. Thanks to everyone who has listened, we have loved producing this podcast and are glad that you guys (probably) enjoyed it. If you are listening and not enjoying it, I recommend you stop... Just a recommendation though, you do you.
P.S. the domain notscholars.com is going to stop being ours on 8/19/22. You can still look at our website at notscholars.wixsite.com/podcast if you like after that.
In this episode: Bryce watches Wanda Vision, Jake's phone breaks, and Caleb makes some food. If you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: The Not Scholars go on a graduation trip, Caleb eats some weird food, and Jake discovers door detection. If you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
You already know that this radio play is going to land a place in your top 3. This one was a joint effort from all 4 hosts (which was probably worse than just letting Jake write it). Also, a little bit of extra fun: we recorded a bit of the creation process and have released some of that at the end of the episode. If you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: The Not Scholars hosts prep for graduation, and Matt goes to a wedding. Also, this episode was rushed because Matt had to be somewhere. If you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Caleb plays Fortnite, Jake brings pizza to school, and Matt does a lot of homework. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Bryce guests on another podcast, Matt drives a racecar, and Jake's little brother locks himself in a shed. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: We go on a whole bunch of tangents, Caleb invents a new phrase, and Jake meets people with jobs. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: We admit to our crimes... (kind of), Jake endorses kicking bananas, and Matt quits his job. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Jake reads a funny mission email, Matt drives some speedy cars, and Caleb starts a monkey group chat. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here or head over to our website. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Matt asks to prom, Bryce gets answered to prom, and Jake erases an entire eraser. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
If you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Matt gets stuff for his Jeep, Jake meets a fan of the podcast, and Caleb makes a lifechanging discovery. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Jake gets roped into a surprise party, Caleb chefs some food, and Matt considers joining the military. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Apologies in advance, the audio quality on this one is very low, as Caleb once again didn't plug in the audio equipment right. What a noob. Anyways, in this episode, we find a new hit game called Crew Us, Jake loses stuff, and Caleb gets called to go to Texas. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Caleb goes to a board game convention, Jake loses a bunch of stuff, and Matt has a lot of snow adventures. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. Also, throwback to the secret club, those were fun times.
In this episode, Jake starts a broccoli cult, Matt's Jeep is in pieces, and we go on a bunch tangents about TV shows. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. Also, throwback to the secret club, those were fun times.
In this episode, Matt gets a new guitar, Jake witnesses a liquidated banana, and Bryce has fun in his English class. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Caleb gets lost, Matt washes an ugly truck, and Jakes phone starts working again. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Jake gets a parking ticket, Bryce almost runs someone over, and Caleb improvises on a pie recipe. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Caleb's car breaks down, one of our friends goes AWOL, and Matt gets a haircut. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Matt cleans out his airpods, Bryce gets a schnazzy remote learning setup and Jake eats gummy bears. Thanks to everyone who listens! Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Jake forgets his parking pass, Matt washes his dream truck, and Caleb loses a piece at work. Thanks to everyone who listens! Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Sorry that we missed this week, we are not going to miss next week so be ready to tune in next time! You guys are the best. I don't really thank you enough but the podcast wouldn't be the same without all of you listening in. Thank you. Also, if you want to submit questions for next time, just click here. We would love to hear from you! If you want to vote for topics or just check it out, our website is NotScholars.com. Any other comments/concerns/fan mail (especially that last one) can be sent to our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Caleb tries a disappointing hot sauce, Jake leaves a saxophone on a car, and Matt gets a job. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Caleb rediscovers his soundboard, Matt grows older, and Jake can't find his gas cap. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Jake gets a special pillow, Bryce wrecks some noobs, and Caleb delivers gifts. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Caleb becomes world famous, Jake gets thrown in prison, and Matt drives recklessly. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Bryce and Caleb get new games, Jake creates a special egg, and Matt cleans rust from his Jeep. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Matt gets a parking pass, Caleb tries some Dougs, and Jake decorates a Christmas tree. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Jake gets a job, Bryce avoids his siblings, and Matt does his homework. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Jake gets some free grease, Bryce plays Lego Harry Potter, and Matt gets a pack of Hot Wheels cars. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Matt gets his car back and everyone but Caleb go on a band trip. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Jake watches someone snort orange slices, Caleb gets 3 gallons of custard, and Bryce overhears some noobs talking about Star Wars. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Jake spontaneously obtains a copy of Mario Kart, Matt binges a lot of homework, and Bryce gets an office job. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Matt get's paid copious amounts of money to pet dogs, Caleb builds a dysfunctional AI, and Jake loses a game of pool. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Caleb's car explodes, Matt gets a spring put in his face, and Jake eats glass. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Jake randomly gets pizza, Bryce can't do his homework due to nintendo e-shop closures, and Caleb gets his first win in Fortnite. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Bryce finds a cool new emulator website, Matt drives his car recklessly, and Jake's pillowcase is possessed by demons and starts moving around by itself (not clickbait). Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Jake and Matt are both gone so we have two guest hosts, Bryce finds out where choir kids go for detention, and Caleb is an intellectual and plays Fortnite. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
This is the second best radio play that Jake has written, and thusly it must be an amazing episode! Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode, Jake corrects his teacher, Bryce sees a misguided kid sprinting down the street, and Matt decides to go to college. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
I edited this one while on vacation so if there's any poor editing going on, that's definitely why, definitely not because I'm still a noob at editing :). Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Sorry this one's a day late (... again), In this episode: We go back to school, Matt's achieves new speed with his jeep, and Jake TAs for the band teacher. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
Sorry this one's a day late, In this episode: Caleb is in Canada, Matt's car rusts, and Jake watches Jungle Cruise. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
In this episode: Caleb's basement floods, Jake's dog attacks a chicken, and Bryce has fun with some PVC. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com, where you can vote on or submit topics for us to talk about. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club: go vote, it's a lot easier now.
In this episode: Bryce gets a mod for Minecraft, Matt talks about something random, and Jake's cousin spontaneously stays the night. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, you should go vote at our website because if you do, Jake will do another radio play.
In this episode: We record over zoom because Matt and Caleb are sick, Bryce gets his joycons repaired, and Jake finds some mysterious boots. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, yeet.
In this episode: Matt is kicked out of a soccer game, Jake re-designs his room, and Caleb is dragged into a canoe war. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, did you know that listening to this podcast increases your awesomeness by 3.
In this episode: Jake finds a dangerous window, Bryce listens to a Mexican radio channel, and Matt orders some more stuff online. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, thanks for listening and all that.
In this episode: Jake's cousin does a poor attempt at sounding Australian, Matt gets his car back, and Bryce doesn't get any taffy from the parade he was in. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, I can't really think of anything to say, so [insert something witty or random here].
In this episode: Bryce finds a nice stick, Matt's car tries to die, and Jake hacks into a Smash Bros game. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, one more link, just for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ.
In this episode: Bryce gets back from vacation, Jake witnesses a graffiti conversation, and Matt buys a Nintendo Switch. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, Piper is Caleb's dog, in case that wasn't clear.
In this episode: Bryce is gone and so we have Piper as a co-host, Matt gets a hole in 2, and we had our audio cranked up too loud so we peaked out the mics a lot so our audio quality is a little bit garbage, but what else is new ;) Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, Piper is Caleb's dog, in case that wasn't clear.
In this episode: Bryce is on vacation, we play fugitive, and Jake impersonates a missionary. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . --..-- / .- -- / .. / .-. .. --. .... - ..--..
In this episode: Jake catches some cockroaches, Bryce finds a brain damaged bird, and Caleb gets a new board game. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, if you find any burritos lying around, please email them to Jake, it would be much appreciated.
In this episode: School's almost out, Jake loses a burrito in his backpack, and Matt spends even more money. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, if you find any burritos lying around, please email them to Jake, it would be much appreciated.
In this episode: Jake finds a crack on his computer, Bryce and Jake take an AP bio test, and Matt spends more money. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, stabbing people is illegal, we don't condone the actions of Matt.
In this episode: Caleb tries lobster bisque, Jake designs a fire alarm party system, and Bryce has to leave before the head to head he was looking forward to so much. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, I dare you to give 3 strangers high fives today. I dare you.
In this episode: Bryce dies yet again, Jake plays ping pong by himself, and Matt shares all the strange quotes he's collected. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, you get 10 points for everyone you tell about our podcast.
Matt gets a date to Prom, Bryce gets his second dose of the Corovid vaccine, and Caleb and Jake randomly go off about lobsters. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, the link to the lobster facts is woodmans.com/100-lobster-facts/
In this episode: Bryce buys a headset from DI, Jakes dog almost dies, and Caleb washes his Bluetooth headphones. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, you're amazing.
In this episode: Caleb draws a four legged duck, Jake designs a refrigerator elevator, and we have an argument about whether or not to use rock paper scissors. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, email us if you want to purchase a refrigerator elevator, I'm sure Jake could make one.
In this episode: Jake writes an essay about refrigerators, Bryce is in all the wrong classes, and Caleb and Jake play ping pong with an egg. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, the egg was technically an egg-shaped ping pong ball, we forgot to mention that... It sounds much more exciting the other way though.
In this episode: Matt is gone, Caleb and Jake are extra hyper, and Jake fights with lightning. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, I get that having shownotes like a regular episode will give away the joke, but no one reads these anyways....
Our audio was being funky for this one but at least someone didn't lose the entire episode again cough Caleb cough. Our podcast is now newer and improveder! We have a whole new segment and totally new sound effects. I guess you'll just have to listen to find out what they are. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. And to our secret club, I know I'm not supposed to pick favorites but... You guys are my favorite listeners (don't tell)
I'm counting on the fact that most of our listeners haven't heard any radio plays.... Also, yep. Caleb lost another episode. What a dork. You'd think he'd stop doing that. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com. If you want to contact us, our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com.
No, really. It isn't an episode. Come on, you can trust me. Have I ever lied to you before? Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, the answer is probably yes.
In this episode, Bryce's teacher does stuff to annoy him, Caleb's life gets more exciting now that he's immune to COVID, and Matt goes hunting for shiny Pokemon. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, 'cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine... I guess you had to be there
This definitely isn't our shortest microsode. In this episode, Caleb gets corovid, new Pokémon games come out, and Bryce finds video games at DI. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, we can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind.
In this episode, we build a 7 foot tall snowman, a new character comes to smash bros, and Bryce yells about his opinions. Here is our recipe for snow cones:
Ingredients
SNOW
SNOW CONE JUICE
Instructions
Put the SNOW in a cup. Then pour some SNOW CONE JUICE on top, put as much as you like of both.
Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, I honestly don't think you exist. I doubt anyone makes it this far into the shownotes. It's really a shame, people don't know what they're missing.
In this episode, Bryce witnesses the aftermath of a drug deal, Caleb almost kills Jake, and Matt hates on one of the most beloved Beatles songs. Here is our Pancake cookie recipe:
Ingredients
7 TBSP butter
1/4 cup light brown sugar
1 tsp vanilla
1 1/2 cups Pancake Mix
3/4 cup chocolate chips
3/4 cup butterscotch chips
1/4 cup white sugar
1 big egg
Instructions
Preheat oven to 350 F. Cream butter and sugar, add egg and vanilla, then beat together. Add pancake mix, chocolate and butterscotch chips, mix thoroughly. Put scoops of dough (about 1 TBSP) on a tray, put the tray in the oven, close the oven door, set a timer for 15 minutes, wait until the timer goes off, open the oven door, grab a hot pad (so you don't burn yourself,) take the tray out of the oven, wait until the cookies are as cold as you want them to be (to lower below room temperature, place cookies in refrigerator or freezer,) eat the cookies, etc.
Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, hi.
In this episode, Jake learns about comic book history, Bryce studies tons of biology, and Caleb is exhausted for the whole episode. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, I dare you to do a dance right now. Do it. Just stand up and dance. Feel free to sing as well.
In this episode, Bryce meets a depressed kid, someone rides on top of a car, and Jake doesn't prepare for the fact is. Here is the recipe for muddy buddies, but honestly it wouldn't be that hard to find on your own:
INGREDIENTS
- 9 cups Rice Chex™, Corn Chex™ or Chocolate Chex™ cereal (or combination)
- 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
- 1/2 cup peanut butter
- 1/4 cup butter or margarine
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
PREPARATION
- Into large bowl, measure cereal; set aside.
- In 1-quart microwavable bowl, microwave chocolate chips, peanut butter and butter uncovered on High 1 minute; stir. Microwave about 30 seconds longer or until mixture can be stirred smooth. Stir in vanilla. Pour mixture over cereal, stirring until evenly coated. Pour into 2-gallon resealable food-storage plastic bag.
- Add powdered sugar. Seal bag; shake until well coated. Spread on waxed paper to cool. Store in airtight container in refrigerator.
And here are all our wonderful links: Click hereto submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, which I doubt really exists, we do not condone your actions. Please do not use this podcast as a defense in any court of law.
This one is really short… I’m not going to tell you what happened in this episode, it’s a surprise. We’ve supposedly switched to doing good stuff during mouthful, (we’ll see how long that lasts) but anyways, here is our orange Julius recipe.
INGREDIENTS:
1 (12 oz) can of orange juice concentrate
1 cup milk
1 cup water
1/3 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
A bunch of ice cubes, depending on how thick you want it
INSTRUCTIONS:
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Put all the ingredients in a blender, then blend them until smooth
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That’s it.
As per usual, here are all the links. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, a gernana is a German banana (Just in case you were wondering)
In this episode Caleb drops a knife on his dog, Matt gets his braces tightened, and you should definitely go vote! Just go over to our website NotScholars.com and go vote on what episode we will talk about! Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, why did the skeleton want a friend.... Because he was BONEly!
Sorry that I forgot to release this yesterday, you get it today instead! In this episode, Jake plays a horror game, Bryce eats a buttermilk bar, and we put a firework inside of a Banana. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, please don't eat 10 million bananas, you would die.
In this episode, Jake is missing, Caleb takes his phone swimming, and Bryce and Matt sit too far away from their mics and so they are hard to hear sometimes. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. And to our secret club, arson is illegal, please remove that bomb from your neighbors house.
Happy Christmas! Sorry, I almost forgot to release this episode today... Anyway In this episode, Bryce gets stuck behind a slow driver, Jake draws lots of cards, and Matt starts boxing. Click hereto submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. I will now be referring to you people who read past the links as our secret club, by the way.
Yep. I didn't feel like giving this one a name, so now you get this nameless episode. We had a few technical difficulties at the beginning which ended up with us turning our volume all the way up, and when we fixed them, we didn't turn it back down... So, we peaked a few times. Sorry about that.
Anyway, here are all our links: Click hereto submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. If you are one of the special listeners who read past the links, I hope you had a joyous Krampusnacht on the 5th.
We had a bunch of technical difficulties and when it finally all got sorted out, I forgot to hit record... Yeah. What a rookie mistake. Anyway, you get what we here like to call a microsode. The goal of a microsode is for us to do it as quickly as possible, so this one was pretty good. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. If you are one of the people who read past the links, here is a secret message for you: Lobsters have teeth in their stomach.
Congrats to Morse the Horse! They get to be in the episode title. This is the greatest honor anyone has ever been bestowed. In this episode, we only had one question, so we made up some of our own. You can tell by how high quality the questions were. Anyway, Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects. (My theory is that even if people read these shownotes, they don't read past all those links so if you are reading this, good job.)
Wow. What a long episode title. Who is naming these things anyway? Anyway, in this episode Bryce's piano teacher only listens to the mistakes in a near perfect performance, Jake wants to grow up to be a professional dancer, and we not only talk about board games but we play one on the air! (Yes. I classify card games as board games. Fight me at ContactNScast@gmail.com) Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
Matt actually talked about only 5 different types of guitars this time. I don't know how that happened. Probably some sort of strange coincidence. We recorded on zoom again, which sucked, but stick with us as next week will probably be in person. Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
Turns out 13 isn't an unlucky number. 14 is. Not only did we lose the first attempt at this episode, but B.W. is going to kill me for the title..... It was nice knowing y'all. In this episode, we give Bryce a new nickname, we had to record over zoom, as it is illegal to hang out with friends. :) I never thought I would say something so ridiculous. Does anyone read these descriptions anyway? If you do....... I don't know, email us at ContactNScast@gmail.com or something.... I will draw you a picture if you do. (If B.W. hasn't killed me yet, of course) Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
Our latest episode kept having the audio cut in and out.... It was unusable. So you get our unreleased pilot instead! We recorded this a long time ago, so I have no idea what's in the episode... It's a surprise! It's really a win-win situation when you think about it... You win twice!
p.s. Jake is not in this episode, so I guess you lose as well.
Pretty fitting that our Halloween episode fell on number 13... In this episode we have worse audio quality than usual, so sorry about that, Bryce and Caleb have a contest and Caleb dominates, and we are spooky the whole time. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
Matt is back! It wasn't the same without him. In this episode, Matt talks about more than 5 songs (in true Matt style,) Caleb invents a new name, and Bryce isn't paying attention because he was playing goat simulator. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
I edited this on a road trip, so the editing job is not as great as I usually like. Also, if it wasn’t clear the Only Patron was who we chose for the Question of Honor. In this episode, We have Catcher as a guest host because Matt is gone, Caleb Gets a new watch, and Steve comes to Smash Bros. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
In this episode, Caleb downloads a virus, Jake campaigns for money, and people stand behind all the good video games. Click here to submit your questions! We would love to hear from you! Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
Jake is a permanent co-host now! In this episode, Jake makes up a new word, Bryce’s nickname is Frodo Baggins, and Caleb knows a tree named John. Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
We somehow lost our Question of Honor segment in this episode, but we picked the question from Darth Mall Cop. Jakes family camps next to detonating bombs, Caleb takes an order from Scooby Doo, and Bryce eats a spicy pepper. Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
In this episode, it is Caleb’s birthday, our school became a crime scene, Caleb is confused about whether he is single or not, and Bryce and Matt were super confident about what they created for the Mouthful segment. Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
Go vote at our website, NotScholars.com! We are going to start releasing our episodes on Saturdays.In this episode a windstorm blows Bryce's tree house down and Matt mixes things up by doing an episode on video games and music. Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com. Thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
If you want to enter the drawing for a sticker, email your answers to the question of honor to ContactNScast@gmail.com In this episode someone drives away from a cop, Caleb eats chocolate Nachos, and Bryce had to leave halfway through. Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
In this episode we have a guest host, Jake, who talks about the great outdoors (McDonalds,) Bryce’s name tag makes him popular, and Caleb meets someone with inhuman hands. Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com Thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
This one is pretty short. In this episode we talk about the board game Forbidden Island, and we discuss the age old questions of whether a hotdog is a sandwich or not. Our website is NotScholars.com Our email is ContactNScast@gmail.com thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
Do you like what we're doing? You should go tell people about our show! If you don't like what we're doing, tell people anyway! In this episode a redneck gets robbed, Bryce's piano teacher doesn't show up, and Matt talks about the top 5 (8) guitarists of all time. Email us your reviews at ContactNScast@Gmail.com Our website is NotScholars.WixSite.com/Podcast Thanks to Freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.
We get better as we go along. Trust me. Don't quit yet. It's our first episode! Our audio quality is not great, but please bear with us! We will get better. In this episode, Bryce protects his family with a plastic lightsaber. Matt and Bryce talk about video games and it goes over Caleb’s head. Our Email is ContactNScast@Gmail.com Our website is NotScholars.WixSite.com/Podcast Thanks to freesfx.co.uk for most of our sound effects.