Mad Tales: Recent Episodes
James Noll
Horror, Post-Apocalyptic, and Science Fiction audiobooks written, narrated, and produced by James Noll.
ORDER THE CAPTAIN COMMANDER AND THE SPACE SPIDERS... FROM SPACE! MULTIMEDIA MEGA AWESOME SPACE BUNDLE!
đź’Ą Prepare yourself for a wild and hilarious intergalactic adventure like no other! đź’Ą
📚 Dive into the side-splitting pages of the comedic horror science fiction novella, as Captain Commander takes on a formidable enemy lurking in the vastness of space—the Space Spiders! But be warned: these eight-legged extraterrestrial arachnids aren't your ordinary creepy crawlies. They're from SPACE!
🎵 Immerse yourself in the incredible world of Captain Commander with our exclusive theme song, “Something on the Outside.”. Let the catchy tunes get your feet tapping as you embark on a journey through galaxies, fighting the silliest yet spookiest foes imaginable. It's an earworm you won't be able to shake!
With our multimedia Mega Awesome Space bundle, you'll get the complete package! Snuggle up with the eBook version on your favorite device, or feel the weight of the adventure in your hands with the paperback edition. And for those who love the nostalgic charm of radio plays, our audiobook will transport you to the heart of the action with gripping sound effects and talented voice actors.
🕷️ These Space Spiders are not for the faint of heart. Get ready for unexpected twists, uproarious laughter, and spine-tingling suspense. Captain Commander and his quirky crew will have you simultaneously shrieking with fright and roaring with laughter. It's a rollercoaster ride you won't want to miss!
🌌 Don't wait! Join Captain Commander and his fearless crew as they battle the Space Spiders... FROM SPACE!
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ORDER THE CAPTAIN COMMANDER AND THE SPACE SPIDERS... FROM SPACE! MULTIMEDIA MEGA AWESOME SPACE BUNDLE!
đź’Ą Prepare yourself for a wild and hilarious intergalactic adventure like no other! đź’Ą
📚 Dive into the side-splitting pages of the comedic horror science fiction novella, as Captain Commander takes on a formidable enemy lurking in the vastness of space—the Space Spiders! But be warned: these eight-legged extraterrestrial arachnids aren't your ordinary creepy crawlies. They're from SPACE!
🎵 Immerse yourself in the incredible world of Captain Commander with our exclusive theme song, “Something on the Outside.”. Let the catchy tunes get your feet tapping as you embark on a journey through galaxies, fighting the silliest yet spookiest foes imaginable. It's an earworm you won't be able to shake!
With our multimedia Mega Awesome Space bundle, you'll get the complete package! Snuggle up with the eBook version on your favorite device, or feel the weight of the adventure in your hands with the paperback edition. And for those who love the nostalgic charm of radio plays, our audiobook will transport you to the heart of the action with gripping sound effects and talented voice actors.
🕷️ These Space Spiders are not for the faint of heart. Get ready for unexpected twists, uproarious laughter, and spine-tingling suspense. Captain Commander and his quirky crew will have you simultaneously shrieking with fright and roaring with laughter. It's a rollercoaster ride you won't want to miss!
🌌 Don't wait! Join Captain Commander and his fearless crew as they battle the Space Spiders... FROM SPACE!
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Pre-Order the Multimedia Mega Awesome Space bundle today, and brace yourself for the ultimate comedic sci-fi experience! 🌌
Can’t wait another minute for Captain Commander and the space spiders…. FROM SPACE! radio play?
Fear not! Here’s an outtake made specially for fans of Mad Tales.
Enjoy!
🌌 What are you waiting for? Join Captain Commander and his fearless crew as they battle the Space Spiders... FROM SPACE!Â
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PRE-ORDER THE CAPTAIN COMMANDER AND THE SPACE SPIDERS... FROM SPACE! MULTIMEDIA MEGA AWESOME SPACE BUNDLE!
Coming to Mad Tales on August 29th…
Captain Commander! and the space spiders from space!
đź’Ą Prepare yourself for a wild and hilarious intergalactic adventure like no other! đź’Ą
📚 Dive into the side-splitting pages of the comedic horror science fiction novella, as Captain Commander takes on a formidable enemy lurking in the vastness of space—the Space Spiders! But be warned: these eight-legged extraterrestrial arachnids aren't your ordinary creepy crawlies. They're from SPACE!
🎵 Immerse yourself in the incredible world of Captain Commander with our exclusive theme song, “Something on the Outside.”. Let the catchy tunes get your feet tapping as you embark on a journey through galaxies, fighting the silliest yet spookiest foes imaginable. It's an earworm you won't be able to shake!
With our multimedia Mega Awesome Space bundle, you'll get the complete package! Snuggle up with the eBook version on your favorite device, or feel the weight of the adventure in your hands with the paperback edition. And for those who love the nostalgic charm of radio plays, our audiobook will transport you to the heart of the action with gripping sound effects and talented voice actors.
🕷️ These Space Spiders are not for the faint of heart. Get ready for unexpected twists, uproarious laughter, and spine-tingling suspense. Captain Commander and his quirky crew will have you simultaneously shrieking with fright and roaring with laughter. It's a rollercoaster ride you won't want to miss!
🌌 Don't wait! Join Captain Commander and his fearless crew as they battle the Space Spiders... FROM SPACE!
Pre-Order the Multimedia Mega Awesome Space bundle today, and brace yourself for the ultimate sci-fi experience! 🌌
Captain Commander and the space spiders… FROM SPACE! radio play is coming to Mad Tales… August 29th
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I hope you enjoy Mungwort Chapter 15—Merida
Here's a quick synopsis: Cece enacts her revenge.
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I hope you enjoy Mungwort Chapter 14—The Dwarf, The Witch, & The Troll
Here's a quick synopsis: Cece and Mueller go head to head in the basement.
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I hope you enjoy Mungwort Chapter 13—Pendejo
Here's a quick synopsis: After Diego disappears, Cece decides she has to get Amana off the farm.
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I hope you enjoy Mungwort Chapter 12—Ed is Dead
Here's a quick synopsis: One mystery is solved, but the outcome is less pleasant than Cece anticipated.
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I hope you enjoy Mungwort Chapter 11—Phytoviral Spillover
Here's a quick synopsis: When a wildfire threatens the farm, Cece, Ben, and Diego are tasked with going out into the woods to help mitigate the damage, where they're confronted with a new and terrifying threat.
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I hope you enjoy Mungwort Chapter 10—Well Aren't You Just a Little Velma Dinkley?
Here's a quick synopsis: Harlow learns some uncomfortable truths about the farm and her role on it.
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I hope you enjoy Mungwort Chapter 9—This Does Not Meet OSHA Workplace Safety Standards.
Here's a quick synopsis: Cece finds herself back out in the fields. When a fast-moving thunderstorm hits the farm, Cece and Ben are stranded in the woods, where they encounter one of Laszlo's terrible creations guarding the perimeter.
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I hope you enjoy Mungwort Chapter 8—Creeper
Here's a quick synopsis: Amana gets a tour of her new job on the farm and immediately regrets it.
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Want to listen to some Alpha Jerk? Go HERE.
HERE'S the link to Eleven Eleven Fxbg.
Aaaand HERE's the link to the RVA Popup at the Diamond!
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I hope you enjoy Mungwort Chapter 7—Fresh Meat
Here's a quick synopsis: The overseers deal with the aftermath of Jake's accident, new workers arrive on the farm, and Cece makes a very weird and unsettling discovery in Laszlo's subterranean office...
Buy Mungwort from an online retailer HERE.
Want to listen to some Alpha Jerk? Go HERE.
HERE'S the link to Eleven Eleven Fxbg.
Aaaand HERE's the link to the Fredericksburg Comic and Toy Show.
Check out all of my other fiction, audiobooks, and music at www.silverhammer.studio
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I hope you enjoy Mungwort Chapter 6—Mungwort
Here's a quick synopsis: Cece is reassigned to the hoophouse, where Laszlo introduces her to a new threat. Meanwhile, Warner gives the workers a new job: cutting mungwort sacks off the trees they've infested. If only mungwort wasn't so toxic...
Buy Mungwort from an online retailer HERE.
Want to listen to some Alpha Jerk? Go HERE.
HERE'S the link to Eleven Eleven Fxbg.
Aaaand HERE's the link to the Fredericksburg Comic and Toy Show.
Check out all of my other fiction, audiobooks, and music at www.silverhammer.studio
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I hope you enjoy Mungwort Chapter 5—Pick Your Poison
Here's a quick synopsis: After doing a little sleuthing into the whereabouts of her missing father, Cece has a tense confrontation with the owner of Lilith's Farm... Lilith herself.
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Check out all of my other fiction, audiobooks, and music at www.silverhammer.studio
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The radio play version of NPK, the short film! Here's the short description:
Cece, a young freelance journalist on her first assignment, thinks she's just going to interview a weird old lady about her crazy flower, the Dead Horse Arum, which, when it blooms, smells like a rotting corpse. She's wrong. Dead wrong.
NPK is the prequel of sorts to Mungwort. You can pick it up in ebook, paperback, hardcover, and audiobook form HERE.
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I hope you enjoy this sneak peek of Mungwort Chapter 4—Sumac on Steroids
Preorder the Mungwort Total Bundle HERE.
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1 Mungwort ebook (digital download)
1 Mungwort audiobook (digital download)
1 Mungwort Hardcover (Hardback: Jacketed Case Laminate; black & white on groundwood paper; 280 pages)
Mungwort is out now in ebook, paperback, and hard cover.
Buy it direct from me HERE
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I hope you enjoy this sneak peek of Mungwort Chapter 3—What in the Happy Horseshit is This?
Preorder the Mungwort Total Bundle HERE.
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1 Mungwort ebook (digital download)
1 Mungwort audiobook (digital download)
1 Mungwort Hardcover (Hardback: Jacketed Case Laminate; black & white on groundwood paper; 280 pages)
1 Theme song (Cece's Song) (digital download)
Mungwort is out now in ebook, paperback, and hard cover.
Buy it direct from me HERE
Buy it from an online retailer HERE.
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I hope you enjoy this sneak peek of Mungwort Chapter 2—Ben Doth Murder Sleep
Preorder the Mungwort Total Bundle HERE.
In the Mungwort Total Bundle, you get:
1 Mungwort ebook (digital download)
1 Mungwort audiobook (digital download)
1 Mungwort Hardcover (Hardback: Jacketed Case Laminate; black & white on groundwood paper; 280 pages)
1 Theme song (Cece's Song) (digital download)
Mungwort is out now in ebook, paperback, and hard cover.
Buy it direct from me HERE
Buy it from an online retailer HERE.
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I hope you enjoy this sneak peek of Mungwort Chapter 1—The Hard Kind
Interested in reading the full novel? I released it TODAY!
Buy it HERE.
Here is the link to Story Bones.
Aaaand here's the link to Lilith.
Aaaand here's the link the The Fredericksburg Independent Book Festival.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: BG finally explains what this whole thing is about.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Ka-Bata regales Coatl and Xiuloc with a strange tale.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Wheeler encounters a pair of strange twins who lead her on a wild chase under the city.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Our Boy's attempt to get some soup from the creepy old man in the cabin in the woods is thwarted by a variety of things: toxic pus, gigantic cats, crazy butterflies, and zombies.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Ka-Bata regales Coatl and Xiuloc with a strange desert tale, featuring massive scorpion spider skeletons, sand worm attacks, and Led Zeppelin.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Wheeler makes a gruesome discovery . . . or two.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Our boy and Wildcat face yet another weird terror.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Coatl and Xiuloc undertake the long journey to Ka-Bata's village.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: Wheeler's investigations continue, landing her in hot water. Very weird, twisted hot water.HERE IS the link to the Lilith **movie intro scene demo music. Tell me which one you like the best in the Soundcloud comments!
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Wheeler does herself some investigating!
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T**his week's episode of Mad Tales is an interview with Brian Vee from Why We Work. It's not a short story or novel chapter but rather a discussion about all the jobs I've had, from yogurt slinger at TCBY (in the 80s!) all the way up to teaching and beyond, including the music, writing, audio, and (now) film projects I do.
Enjoy!
Round two of the Lilith Fundraising has just begun, and we're already up 20% since I recorded the introduction yesterday! We have tshirts, hoodies, masks, coffee mugs, onesies, all kinds of cool stuff featuring the "Just Drink The Tea, Dear" design HERE****.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Our Boy survives the Battle Royale only to find himself in another terrible predicament. Of course.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Coatl and Xiuloc struggle against the tecuani in the aftermath of the destruction of Seka-Khayu's temple.
Round two of the Lilith Fundraising has just begun, and we're already up 20% since I recorded the introduction yesterday! We have tshirts, hoodies, masks, coffee mugs, onesies, all kinds of cool stuff featuring the "Just Drink The Tea, Dear" design HERE****.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Wheeler wakes up in the alley, convinced that she just passed out there. Back at work, she and her partner make a horrifying discovery in an abandoned building.
Click HERE to visit the Lilith IMDB page.*Interested in supporting the Lilith movie project? Pick up your OFFICIAL* Lilith merch HERE. Click HERE To PRE-ORDER BLOOD & GOLD (the sequel to THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE*.)Support Mad Tales on Patreon! Check out the group book promotion I'm on: Kindle Horror & Suspense (Novels, Short Stories, Collections)*.Thanks for tuning in! You guys rock!
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Part 2 of last week's episode. Our Boy graduates from Hell and goes straight to The Battle Royale. It's pretty much as terrifying as he thought it'd be.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Our Boy finds out exactly what Zoot and the goons have in store for him and the other recruits, and it doesn't sound good.
Click HERE to visit the Lilith IMDB page.*Interested in supporting the Lilith movie project? Pick up your OFFICIAL* Lilith merch HERE. Click HERE To PRE-ORDER BLOOD & GOLD (the sequel to THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE*.)Support Mad Tales on Patreon! Check out the group book promotion I'm on: Kindle Horror & Suspense (Novels, Short Stories, Collections)*.Thanks for tuning in! You guys rock!
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE: General Coatl (the "snake" in The Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake**), is a seasoned Tlek warrior and leader of the skhatet's army. We meet him as a horde of tecuani overwhelms his people and threatens to wipe them out forever.
Click HERE to visit the Lilith IMDB page.*Interested in supporting the Lilith movie project? Pick up your OFFICIAL* Lilith merch HERE. Click HERE To PRE-ORDER BLOOD & GOLD (the sequel to THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE*.)Support Mad Tales on Patreon! Check out the group book promotion I'm on: Kindle Horror & Suspense (Novels, Short Stories, Collections)*.Thanks for tuning in! You guys rock!
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: The Rabbit finds himself in Zoot's boot camp for BG's army of goons. It's pretty much like any other boot camp, except for the fact that if you screw up . . . well, you'll see.
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Detective Wheeler might have survived the tecuani attack, but now she has to withstand The Widow Mrs. Feldman's "cure." It's a toss up as to which is worse.
Click HERE to visit the Lilith IMDB page.*Interested in supporting the Lilith movie project? Pick up your OFFICIAL Lilith merch* HERE. Click HERE To PRE-ORDER BLOOD & GOLD (the sequel to THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE*.)Support Mad Tales on Patreon! Check out the group book promotion I'm on: Kindle Horror & Suspense (Novels, Short Stories, Collections)*.Thanks for tuning in! You guys rock!
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This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE**: Our Boy is given his mission: to find out if one of BG's lieutenants, a goon named Zoot, is aiding and abetting the enemy. But first he has to survive Golgotha.
Click HERE To PRE-ORDER BLOOD & GOLD (the sequel to THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE*.)I have a big announcement to make regarding the Lilith movie, but I can't do it until NEXT WEEK. It's really cool, though, so make sure you tune in to next week's episode. Interested in supporting the Lilith movie project? Pick up your OFFICIAL Lilith merch HERE.Support Mad Tales on Patreon!* Check out the group book promotion I'm on: Kindle Horror & Suspense (Novels, Short Stories, Collections)**.Thanks for tuning in! You guys rock!
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AAARGH! Show notes won't allow images. Oh, well. HERE is the link to the group promotion I told you about: Kindle Horror & Suspense (Novels, Short Stories, Collections)**.
This week's episode of THE RABBIT, THE JAGUAR, & THE SNAKE****: Meet Kathrine Wheeler, detective, cancer survivor, and raging alcoholic. Unfortunately, she just received news that her cancer came back, so she figures she might as well relapse in more ways than one, and hit the bar under her apartment. After getting thrown out for fighting, she has a little run-in with a tecuani, a nasty piece of work with inches long talons and a stinger for a tongue. In her own words: she's having a shit day.
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[HEY EVERYONE. THE ISSUE WITH THE AUDIO AT 32.37 HAS BEEN FIXED! THANKS FOR DEALING WITH THE SCREW UP]
Welcome to the first two chapters of The Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake! The Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake is the first book in the Bonesaw series. HERE'S THE LINK to the book if you're interested in checking it out.
Episode links:
To support Lilith, go HERE.
To support me on Patreon, go HERE.
To check out Chip Warren's pages, go HERE and HERE.
To learn more about Elisabeth White, who is directing Lilith, go HERE or go to http://elisabethwhite.com/
To learn more about Peter Lugo, the Director of Photography for Lilith, go HERE or go to http://www.rooandkanga.com/
Y finally, to pre-order Blood & Gold, the sequel to The Rabbit, The Jaguar, & The Snake, goHERE.
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Hi everybody! Thank you for your interest in Blood & Gold and in supporting the Lilith movie. Here are the links I mentioned in the podcast:
To sign up to be a beta reader for Blood & Gold email me HERE or at betarabbitjaguarsnake@gmail.com.
To support the Lilith Indiegogo Campaign, click HERE or go to https://igg.me/at/lilithmovieTo read a free copy of the Lilith script and learn more about the project, click HERE or go to https://www.lilithfilm.com
To learn more about Elisabeth White, who is directing Lilith, click HERE or go to http://elisabethwhite.com/
To learn more about Peter Lugo, the Director of Photography for Lilith, click HERE or go to http://www.rooandkanga.com/
For more books, audiobooks, and music written and produced by James Noll, click HERE or go to www.jamesnoll.net.
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A mother brain invades the world, sending its evil zombie clowns to turn humans into more zombie clowns and destroy humanity. Only Bennet Gold, an aging detective in need of a hip replacement, can stop it.
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Our Boy escapes the sniders only to find himself in a more dire situation.
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After a glitch turns the line drones into murderous twitchers, Our Boy must fight his way to safety.
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Our Boy signs on as a line-worker at the SingleCorp. He's unsure of what is worse: the suicide nets, the slavish working conditions, or the zombie-like workers all around him.
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Fresh off his adventure with the Militarized Robotic Death Werewolf, Our Boy is flush with cash and living the high life in the big city, which basically means drinking it all away and making it rain for the strippers at The Bottom of the Bottom. But things don't always go the way he'd like, and after getting robbed and stabbed in the alley behind the strip club, he's forced to go to O'Neill for work. This time it's a simple heist job: steal some future tech from the city's most powerful corporation/overlords: the Single Corp.
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Hey, how's it going. Didn't we already talk about this last week? Yeah. That's what I thought. Well, in case you forgot, here you go again:
My name is, well, my name ain't important. I work in the city as a tracker for the Single Corp. What's Single Corp? Single Corp is . . . listen, if the name don't give it away, I don't know what I can do for you. One day, I get a job to track down a dodger named Boston Washington. Only problem is is that there ain't no Boston Washington, just a series of bullshit with creepy little girls, a stadium full of quadruplets, and the aforementioned militarized robotic death werewolf. And then things get worse.
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Hey, how's it going. My name is, well, my name ain't important. I work in the city as a tracker for the Single Corp. What's Single Corp? Single Corp is . . . listen, if the name don't give it away, I don't know what I can do for you. One day, I get a job to track down a dodger named Boston Washington. Only problem is is that there ain't no Boston Washington, just a series of bullshit with creepy little girls, a stadium full of quadruplets, and the aforementioned militarized robotic death werewolf. And then things get worse.
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Battle, Han, and Ushi devise a plan to stop the end of the world from happening, but the best laid plans and all that . . .
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Battle is transported to the end of the world.
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Sebastian Battle, a Civil War veteran turned private detective, takes on a new case: a girl who has disappeared from her job in a sweat shop.Â
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A young girl develops the power to jump between bodies. And she uses it to exact revenge upon all those who have ever hurt her.
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A horse runs down Main Street and impales itself on a post sticking out of a farmer's truck bed, setting into motion a strange series of events that began two hundred years before and ends in murder.
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Ozzie hates her job at SingleCorp. She's no more than a coding drone, fixing bugs in a cubicle day in and day out. But the SingleCorp has all the mech and tech she can steal for her own project, an AI that she's created in her basement. All's well until her boss finds out what she's doing and blackmails her. But Ozzie isn't about to let anybody steal what she's stolen fair and square.Â
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Alfred and Harld are lured to the Rappahannock River by a man with a terrible secret and even worse intentions. But Alfred has a secret of his own, one that not even his hetero life partner Harld knows about.
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An unstable young woman is pushed to murder by her annoying roommate.
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The world has ended, and those who are left desperately seek out a way to survive. Rumors begin to swirl about a place that has managed to thrive, a village called Salvation. Nobody knows where it is, but Max and her band of survivors (led by the indomitable DC), thinks they’ve found it. And they’ll take it. By force, if necessary.
Which is exactly what the people of Salvation want them to do.
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Chavez is a survivor. He survived the zombie apocalypse. He survived watching his new girlfriend die when the camp they lived in was overrun. But can he survive Grossman?
"The Wounded, The Sick, & The Dead" is the sequel to "The Neighborhood Is Really Going to the Dead," which was aired May 28, 2019. Here's the link!
"The Neighborhood is Really Going to the Dead" is one of the short stories in my first collection, A Knife in the Back: Seven Tales of Murder and Madness and Raleigh's Prep, a novel. AND A Knife in the Back: Seven Tales of Murder and Madness, and Raleigh's Prep, a novelis the first book in the Mad Tales trilogy. Book twoisYou Will Be Safe Here, Four Tales of Monsters and Mayhem and Tracker's Travail, a novel, and book three is Burn All The Bodies, Five Tales of Violence and Vengeance and Topher's Ton, a novel.
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Milo hates school. He hates everything about it. The stupid work. The stupid teachers. The stupid students. All he wants to do is draw. Jennifer Reed, specifically, the smartest, most popular, most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. He loves her so much he makes her the main character in his comic book series: Holly Huntress, Warrior Woman of the Galaxy, which features a scantily clad Holly running around in space losing items of clothing, sometimes one piece at a time, sometimes all at once, while fighting aliens. He is currently on volume three.Â
One day, while skipping class to work on his latest volume of Holly Huntress, Warrior Woman of the galaxy, a cat bites Milo, transporting him to a horrifying desert realm. There are terrors everywhere he turns, and each time he dies, he wakes up in the same place and faces the same terrors, over and over again.
Milo decides that he must find a way back to his own universe or spend eternity dying one terrible death after another.
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An apartment building in a city deluged by the rising oceans becomes a battle zone between the last people on Earth.
Ramon Tomas: son of the Monster. Weary of the constant struggle to live, he must now contend with rebellion lead by his sister, Marijke, leader of the mid-level Generators who are sick of Ramon’s iron-fisted rule.
Michal: Ramon’s son. Tired of a life dictated by the restraints of the building and his family name, Michal seeks escape. To do so, he must join forces with Abrafo, next in line for the chief of the Barquemen.
Gazini: Chief of the Barquemen, he is looking for any excuse to attack and take the entire building for his own.
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The enemy came from Salvation. They came in the fall. “The Knights of the Book”. They told us we were sinners, that we had to be punished. They set fires and raised ladders, but our walls, the walls of Gabriel, were too high, and we rained down a reckoning so fierce that they were forced to pull back.Â
But they weren’t the only enemies we had to worry about.Â
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A fireball streaks through the heaves above the peaceful valley where the White One, the Brother of Rhoem, has lived for years with his cousins, the Unan. The chief of the Unan thinks it may be a message from the gods, but the White One knows it is a different kind of visitor. In order to reach it, however, they must climb the mountain, through the territory of the flesh-eating Turons.
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On a distant plant, Scientific Compound B sits forgotten in the middle of a barren desert. It’s been lifetimes since the Federation has made contact, yet the men and women of the compound soldier on. When a deadly disease wipes nearly everyone out, Bear, Lily, and the old man escape to the jungle, where, if the old stories are to be believed, the native Unan dwell, waiting to kill, and witches hunt for human flesh.
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Jefferson’s doctors thought he was well enough to be let out of the asylum. They were wrong.
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Milly-Anne doesn’t let autism get in her way. She’s smart. Smarter than her mother, smarter than her classmates, and definitely smarter than Mr. Tull, her principal. But something horrific is spawning in the air ducts of her school, and she can’t make anybody understand just how much danger they are in.Â
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Ben hasn't seen his cousin, Mike, since they were children. But after Mike sends him a letter begging for his help, Ben returns home to try and help as best he can. But Mike is not well. Not well at all.
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Dan didn't want to interview the old man about his stupid plant. He was tired and hung over, and the old man's house was creepy and dark. He wanted to smoke a cigarette, but the old man wouldn't let him. Dan tried to get him to talk about the plant, but all he'd discuss was fertilizer, all the different blends and how he discovered them. And he kept pushing him to drink that nasty tea.
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Something evil is swimming in the waters of the Rappahannock River. Jason Riddle knows it. He and his brothers thought they’d killed it in the summer of 1932. Seventy years later, that evil has returned, and Riddle knows that he has to destroy it once and for all.
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The world has ended. The country devolves into pockets of self-sufficient communities, and salt is now currency. A desperate man thinks he’s found salvation in a small rural town ruled by the Fat Man. The Fat Man is willing to let him stay as long as he can help them find salt, and the only place he knows where to find some is in the city, where mutants lurk the streets, searching for human flesh.
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The Federal lay up against the wire fence. His cheeks were sunken, his legs broken. In the distance he heard the joyful sound of children approaching. Maybe they could help? But this was Salvation, and nobody ever got out of Salvation alive.
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Robert's first few days were hectic, to say the least. A feast of introductions. Until he met Grossman, and Grossman started killing everybody. Someone was going to have to do something about him.
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Hey, how's it going? See that old abandoned townhouse over there? Ever since I was a kid, all kinds’a rumors spun around about that place. Blood oozin’ out the walls, knives slicin’ threw the air. Friggin’ nightmare. Well, one day these two bullies chucked little Ronnie Resnick’s ball through one of them windows, and now it’s up to me to get it back. Little did anybody know what great ideas that would give me.
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A monster terrorizes an isolated village in the mountains of Eastern Europe, draining the blood from its victims, leaving them frozen in the snow. The villagers hunt wolves, decapitate “vampires,” but the murders continue.
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A strange little man shows up at the doors of the Courtland Colony, bringing with him chaos and catastrophe.
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Amanda and Berenice are zapped back into the world of the Hive. Their mission: find the final member of the Girl's group to complete the seven and destroy the Hive. Unfortunately, things don't go exactly as planned, Berenice disappears, Amanda is found out, and the Hive begins to hunt her down. Without Dr. Huntington and all her friends, it looks like she might not make it through alive.
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Dr. Huntington has a new plan to travel to the Hive's dimension: use the supernatural energy housed in Fredericksburg's most haunted building: St. George's Episcopal Church.
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In order to defeat the Hive, the group must travel to their dimension; in order to travel to the Hive's dimension, they have to extract Hive Juice from a live tentacle; in order to extract Hive Juice from a live tentacle, Dr. Huntington created his Miraculous Hive Juice Extractor. Amanda and Timmy Carter have to do the heavy lifting, of course.
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After the terrible shock of Timmy Carter's betrayal, Amanda falls into a deep depression. But an attack of Macks threatens the Courtland Colony, followed by the return of the Hive, which only wants one thing: Amanda.
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Amanda has waited long enough. She sets out to save Timmy Carter once and for all. But is he even alive?
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Amanda and Frankie head out to scavenge weapons from Blues, but they're attacked by a strange monster the lives over a bridge.
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Amanda sets out to rescue Timmy Carter from the Girl and her minions, only to be captured by the mysterious Dr. Huntington.
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Amanda and Timmy Carter face a new threat as the Hive expands its hold on Earth. Polar crabs and strange tank bugs.
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Amanda's wayward Uncle Zeus shows up out of nowhere, along with Mother Absalom and her group of thugs. In the midst of taking over the farm, a mysterious force meddles with their plans, transporting them all to a newly hatched Hive and the terror that awaits within.
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When Frankie, a new addition to the farm, comes back to the farm with two, little bite marks on her neck, Amanda and Timmy Carter investigate the graveyard of the burned down church where it happened. Never a good idea.
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The well's gone dry, and Ray starts using one that he found on the property, inadvertently sickening anybody who drinks from it. In order to access clean water, Amanda goes to a a nearby stream, where she's kidnapped by Otis and Annie O. They take her back to their farm and their mysterious leader, Hangnail.
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On a desperate mission to find food, Amanda and Timmy Carter are attacked by two massive, rolling spiked balls. They manage to escape, only to get caught by Otis and Annie O, henchman of the mysterious Hangnail.
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Hey, y’all. It’s Amanda again. Amanda May Jett. Now that the Hives are all gone and the Macks are burned to dust, I thought that maybe life would have gotten a little easier out here on the farm. But the next few months brings its own set of problems, including blizzards, banshees, and rolling balls of death.Â
Not to mention the appearance of Otis and Annie O and their humdinger of a boss, Hangnail.
Fall was bad enough, but it’s going to be a beast of a winter.
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After trying to save a dog from the hive, Amanda wakes up in a changed world. Everything is perfect. Her parents are alive. She even has a little sister. But after a harrowing day at school, she realizes nothing is as it seems. She must escape or die.
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Daddy is sick. It’s bad. But Amanda won’t give up just yet. She heads off the farm in search of something, anything, that can stop him from dying.
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When refugees show up at the farm desperate for help, the Jetts decide to take them in. That was the wrong decision.
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Amanda and Daddy thought they’d destroyed the hive. Then Seb Mack appears, claiming his mother has infected his little sisters with something terrible. Once again, the Jetts decide to help, but will it be their undoing?
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Chapter 1 of The Hive.My name is Amanda. Amanda May Jett. My daddy and I live in Spotsylvania County, VA, where we enjoy the fresh air and a healthy farmer’s lifestyle. At least until an alien hive crashes to earth and kills our neighbors. It’s up to us to stop the invaders and save the world, no matter how many tentacles, body-snatchers, and brain-cracking fungi they send our way.
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