Old Guys Talk About New Music: Recent Episodes
Chris Hall/James Vela
Each week a new review of music on the Billboard hot 100. Learn what's hip with the kids and get some colorful insights from the prospective of 2 old guys. New Shows Every Tuesday
If you watch Yellowstone you might have seen her. If you watch the CMAs you might have seen her. If you eat too many Chile Rellenos you might get heart burn causing your heart to feel like a truck. This show we look into that sensation know as heart like a truck. So grab your Rolaids my friend this is going to be a bumpy road.
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Victoria Secret is not for everyone according to Jax. I totally agree. I've been kicked out of there more times than I can count. This week we review Jax's Victoria's Secret. She is an American Idol/Internet Star and she rocks. So get in your underwear, sit back and enjoy. Jimmy Jax I want my baby back.
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Something. This song is definitely something. What that something is you will just have to listen to find out. Something in the Orange will probably be the rating we give this one. It's not bad but it’s not good. It's something in the orange. ha ha. I don’t even know what I’m talking about any more. For more nonsense tune in to old guys.
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I had a trainer once but he quit after one session, so now I'm not making anyone look. Well actually, they are looking the other way. Not cool. Anyway this show is not about us old guys it's about Meghan Trainor. Cranking out the hits like it aint no thing. She does rap you know. Sit back and enjoy the neo-doo wop. It has all the funkiness of a protractor and ruler. Whether you are listening in your gucci or nothing at all this is good one.
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Merry Christmas Everyone!!! Thank you for hanging with the old guys this year. We appreciate that you tune in to hear us rant about these "wonderful" artists. Maybe I should have put artists in quotation marks. Zing! In this episode we dive into our favorite Christmas tunes and some of our not so favorite. Have a Merry Christmas and thanks again for listening.
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When we did a Future episode every joke was about Back to the Future or going back in time. It only makes sense that a Weeknd episode we would talk about Saturday and Sunday. Here it is the episode you have been dieing for. Or at least has been dieing for you. This sone came out six years ago but to use that seems like yesterday. This one is good one. So sit back and listen to these old farts.
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You can't stop this woman. She will break windows with her head. Get out of her way. We tried to understand this one. We really did but I think it was way over our heads. Anyway put on your black and white wig. Sit back and enjoy the tunes. We are unstoppable so the only thing you can do is listen.
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You have heard of RZA. You have heard of GZA. Well now we have SZA. The best of the worst. Or the worst of the best. You will just have to tune in to find out.
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Lift Me Up and hold me down because Im walking out on this one. Rihanna tries to bore us to death with her come back single. This sweet tune was made for the Wakanda Forever soundtrack. So you know it has to be good. All the best songs where made for soundtracks. Am I being scarcastic? At this point I dont know anymore. Listen in and lets have fun. This one is guarnteed to be as entertaining and a big hollywood blockbuster.
I'm I Good? Or am I sick to my stomach? David Guetta and Bebe Rexha rewrite the Eiffel 65 tune Blue. We dive into this one and everything else that was going on when the original came out. We know nothing about Bebe so tune in and figure this one out together.
We are beautiful people. Click her for the video: https://youtu.be/43uwbYHoU94
We are the Anti-Heroes to Taylor Swift fans. We spent 13 sleepless nights reviewing this one. Well it really only took us 20 minutes but then we couldn't sleep for 2 weeks from the horror. Actually it was heartburn but who's keeping track. Will the Old Guy love the new Tay Tay or will they turn it of swiftly. Tune in a find out.
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He's got red hair like Ronald Mcdonald. He has heard of Poland. He owns a computer. All the boxes have been checked for a smash hit. Sit back and let us tell you about little boat aka lil yachty.
When you think of Marshmallows, you automatically think of S'mores. Well no one wants S'more of this new Marshmello track. After listening to it more than 2 times you are Numb. This week the Old Guys are burning thru Marshmello and Khalid's Numb. Last time these 2 got together you wanted Silences. Maybe this track will be the same. Tune in and let's have fun and forget where we are from.
We are poking holes in this new Sam Smith track. They say it is unholy, well wait for us to get done with it. Tune in learn everything you never wanted to know about Sam Smith. Plus there is a bonus we might say 2 words about Kim Petras and Bond theme songs. Listen up and have fun.
Blackpink more like Black and Blue. We feel beat up after listening to this for a week. Will the Old guys dig this new K-POP tune or will it be a Shut Down Old Guys in your Area, A-Oh. So check it out and enjoy.
Have you ever wondered about the kind of love Luke Combs makes? Is it nice love, hard love or rainy bus stop love. Lucky for you the Old Guys got you covered. This week we are reviewing Luke Combs. So let's untangle this mess or should I say Combs it out.
Is it too late to apologize for doing a One Republic episode? The old guys aren’t worried about it. whistle whistle whistle. Enough with the puns, listen in for some good times and good tunes?
Get your head out of the sunroof but watch out for tree branches and bridges. The old guys only have one thing on their mind and that's reviewing this Nicky Youre song. This should be a fun one.
He won a Grammy in high school and if we have learned anything its that musical ability should be determined by competitions. How else will we know what is good and bad. If not competitions then what? Would you rather have 2 old guys tell you what is good or not? I think not.
The original Super Freaky Girl is back with a new track. The old guys knew some Freaky Girls in college but Nicki Minaj takes it to a whole new level. Tune in while the old guys try to figure out who did it best, Rick James, Mc Hammer or Nicki. For the raw live video and our pretty faces click here:
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This girl is hooked on the pills. This is a go fund me to get her some help. Musical help that is. Get this girl some uppers this is supposed to be pop music. Tune in as the old guys explain why they are numb to modern music.
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Beyoncé has been yelling at us for years. We mean...singing for years. Does she still have the "It" factor? The Old Guys are on it. Beyoncé can't break our souls, but something will get broken in the process. Will it be our wallets from buying the deluxe version of the album, or our windows from chucking our headphones out? Listen and find out!
Talking heads here: https://youtu.be/qP8Db5tSdaU
Not Yet to Come, it's here and it's now. 3 rappers, 3 singers and one guy who keeps the blow dryer running so that the whole squad's hair is perfect. The Old Guys tackle BTS this week. Will the Old Guys fall in love like the rest of the world or will the BTS Army tar and feather these old chaps. Tune in to find out. Watch our pretty faces here: https://youtu.be/Co2ErRgr4jg
Let's do the time warp again to 1984. There are Stranger Things than discovering this classic gem. Will the old guys love it or will it be like running up a hill. I'm out of breath already.
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Joji VS Falling Asleep Early. Who will win? YouTube star turned music star tries to win over the Old Guys. Tune in for a glimpse of Joji.
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Stop rushing us Lizzo! We are old guys so we work at our own pace. This upbeat tune could be the song of summer or it could be the song that sends us to our not so early grave. Its About Damn Time you listen to the old guys listening to Lizzo. Let's have some fun.
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The best country songs are about drinkin because you lost your love. Will this one follow the formula or steer us down a dark path like so many songs we have reviewed in the past. Kick your boots off, sit back and hold tight, this one is a wild ride.
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We suffered through this one to give you the real scoop. In the process we cut our own Future short due to boredom and depression. There are going to be a ton of bad jokes around the Future's name. So sit tight and let's learn about the Future together. We are Waiting for U.
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Is she a woman or a cat. Maybe a Doja Woman. Old guys will try to make sense of this grooving tune. After this one we might only have 8 lives left.
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Old Guys dig deep into Jack Harlow and find out that he is not a model. He actually makes music. And apparently makes a living doing so. That is what the song states. Watch our beautiful faces here: https://youtu.be/EJyy8tLBFXQ
We imagined, and we dragoned. This week the Old Guys riff on everybody's favorite Arcane hit, Enemy, by the Imagine Dragons. For video click here : https://youtu.be/_J3K3vFBIOs
Harry Styles is a beautiful man, and you know the old guys will hold that against him. After all, they used to be beautiful too. But is it what it is, or "As It Was." The Old Guys review Harry Styles this week, so listen up. Watch on video here: https://youtu.be/jNjk6EMmlpM
Latto needs that Big Big Energy. The old guys are going to do their best to give her that. Although I dont think they have enough. Find out what the old guys think about this little gem. Check out the video version with lots of visual goodness: https://youtu.be/ay1NPjpZbfg
Old Guys take on Stay by Kid Laroi featuring Justin Bieber. Will they survive this music mess or will they take a crane kick to the chest. Listening to this one was like punching a glass window. Luckily you dont have to. You just have to listen to Old Dudes tell you about it. So sit tight my friend. Check out the video version with lots of visual goodness: https://youtu.be/R-vRTFu4i5Q
Heat Waves! Is this song any good? Who are or is the Glass Animals? The Old Guys do the heavy lifting so you don’t have to. Check out the video version with lots of visual goodness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeaIKzp67Y