Stupid Things That Jory Micah Says: Recent Episodes
Norman Dunham
Jory Micah is a False Teacher who is very active and boisterous on social media. She says a lot of stupid things aimed at the Bible and The Bride of Christ. Even though she is really just attention seeking, I decided I should give her exactly what she wants.... In droves
In her triumphal return to "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" Jory shows just how little her M.A in Christian Doctrine and History means in the grand scheme of things. Showing her lack of knowledge in both Biblical Doctrine and History.
The descent into the Stupid Things Jory Micah Says, or the stupid things any other false teacher says, usually begins in one place. It begins with the Bible and weather or not one believes it to be God's inspired word, or just another "holy" book. "I believe very much in one higher power. I grew up calling Him Jesus but maybe you grew up calling Them/Her/He someone else?"
There has been and noticeable downward spiral in the Stupid Things Jory Micah Says, that, while it started beforehand, has gotten significantly worse since her father died. this time it has descended to a place no one wants to go, Jory's sex life. "Dear evangelicals, If your sex life is not causing you or anyone else harm, it’s not sin. It’s called being a human being."
It is so hard to keep up with the trajectory of the Stupid Things Jory Micah Says since she often contradicts herself from one month to the next, one week to the next, one day... you get the picture. "If you are a man who flips out with anger and “aggressive face” when your wife or children do something you think is stupid, it’s absolutely time for you to grow TF up."
Job and wages are often topics among the Stupid Things Jory Micah Says, yet she doesn't seem to be able to hold onto either of them. Does that disqualify her from talking about it? "My new barista job fell through. I showed up and the boss did not pay me for the few hours I worked and acted cheap when I poured myself a drip coffee that probably cost him 10 cents. Lol I quit "
I get all of my tweets for Stupid Things Jory Micah Says through my 4th (silent) burner Twitter account because my other three accounts have all been blocked for the slightest pushback on things she has tweeted in the past, But now she wants to say "I’m an intellectual which means I actually enjoy and respect opposing points of view. Iron sharpens iron." Ummm.....
Many of the "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" seem to be self reflecting comments based in the fact that she absolutely has no foundation, which is made painfully evident by this tweet. "Is Jesus my imaginary friend? Maybe, but at the end of the day what’s wrong with having an imaginary friend?"
The reason there are so many "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" is that stupidity is built in to the very core of who she is, which she reveals every time she updates her introductions and bios. "For new followers, I am a leftist/progressive New Testament Theologian & Early Church Historian who follows the teachings & life of the brown Jewish Jesus of Nazareth (born in Palestine). I stand firmly against white patriarchal supremacy & dream of a new, equitable & just world."
Much of the "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" are simply self-refuting verses in Jory's personal "bible" intended to gain admission to the leftist garden party. Very reminiscent of a certain serpent in another garden "Again, there is one God who is in love with the whole world. Our interpretations of this God are many and usually a projection of humanity and thus wrong. We see dimly right now, like looking through a dirty mirror. God is beyond our understanding, no matter how bright we are."
Apparently while watching the Rittenhouse Trial, Jory didn't want the "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" to be "one-up'd" by the DA, so she opened up her Twitter app and said "hold my medicinal weed" "-#KyleRittenhouse is a cold-blooded domestic terrorist. If he gets away with murder this time, he will do it again. "
Sometimes the "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" hit upon a grain of truth, but then she manages to completely botch the application. "Single pastor in his 30s dates a young woman congregant in her 20s for a time. She is in love with him. He sleeps with her. She thinks he is in love with her too. He is bored. He uses her for a time until he finds someone he thinks is better. This is spiritual abuse 101."
Apparently when she realized that many of the "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" don't hold up to scriptural examination, Jory decided it was high time she start casting doubt on the Bible itself. "There is no more ignorant statement than “the Bible is clear"
I don't like to label any of the "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" as the "stupidest" because I think she often takes that as a challenge and proceeds to drop another, much stupider, gem, but this one is real close to one that can't be topped! "The correct pronouns for God are He, She & They. But mostly 'They.'"
And the "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" just keep on comin'. This time around it's an awful false narrative surrounding The Global Flood followed by an instant "self own" in her caption "Noah wasn’t being dramatic when he built the ark. The people were choosing to ignore a #climatecrisis warning. Even if you believe this narrative is a myth, the point is to learn to listen and don’t be willfully ignorant."
This time, it's personal! For the most part the "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" is simply a theological annoyance leading to the need for rebuke and a call to repentance. This time, she really hit a nerve so the gloves are coming off! "White people who adopt/foster black & brown children are often (not aways) covertly racist, abusive & problematic people who hide their white supremacy behind the perfect guise. But don’t be fooled, many believe they own in these kids & will scapegoat them & make them work more.."
Umm... Norm... This doesn't look like a "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says"? WHat is stupid about this? Contradictory worldviews are stupid! "There is NO EXCUSE to kill children."
Sometimes I agree with a portion of the "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" but then she goes full Ben Stiller "Tropic Thunder" style...if you know, you know. "Jesus was a Middle Eastern brown Jewish refugee born in Palestine. Do you even know Him? Or do you know the Americanized nationalist “white Jesus” who isn’t even real?"
I touched on this in the last episode of "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" but let's take a look at the tweet she posted in all it's foolish glory "It took me a while to realize that some women are not just here to teach and preach old theology, but to create and write new theology. "
Pugnacious and contentious is back! I took a little break from "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" partially due to my own dental surgery and face pain, and partially because Jory's father recently passed away and I am capable of compassion, even for false teachers. But now she is back with stupid things to say, so I am back to mock them! "The Bible tells us that God is better than even the best earthly fathers & if I know my earthly father would not allow me to be tormented in some sort of ongoing “hell” fire for eternity NO MATTER WHAT I DID, I am betting my Heavenly Father would definitely not allow such things. "
Kicking off the "Stupid Things False Teachers Say" is our old buddy, Brandan Robertson, with feet firmly planted in mid-air. "Jesus didn’t have to die on the cross. He died because his vision for the world posed a threat to the powers that be. And when you threaten power and privilege on behalf of the marginalized, the power tends to kill you. That’s why Jesus died. "
Red Herrings are some of the best "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" "If Jesus is the Word of God in the flesh and the Word has been with us since the beginning, why do people continue to elevate the Bible to the same importance as Christ?"
The reasoning in Today's "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" is dizzying to say the least "I’m pro-choice now because I can’t see any just practical way to forbid women from doing as they choose with their own bodies. I personally wouldn’t get an abortion due to my personal ethics, but if I medically needed to for some reason, I don’t want the state in my business."
Today's episode provides proof that Jory doesn't understand the Gospel of Jesus Christ. "The Roman Empire executed Jesus then wrote theology blaming Jesus for His own death" "I'll never get over what they did to our Savior"
Here is proof positive that this was never about justice, equity, or anti-racism for Jory Micah. It was and is always about attention.... and it's a little bit about Trump. "Before the media even starts, NO ONE CARES WHAT 45 THINKS OF THE VERDICT!!!!!!."
Welcome to the party pal!!! Or not, because big tech would slap they mama to keep publishing the "Stupid Things that Jory Micah Says" "Yesterday twitter wasn’t working for 10 minutes and my first thought was, “this is it, the government has finally shut us down from talking and organizing online.” It could definitely happen."
Hypocrisy is on full display on todays Episode of "Stupid Things Jory Micah Says" "I just unfollowed 1000 people; mostly husbands, fathers, pastors, theologians. Over it."
Episode #2 is a great example of the dazzling dumpster fire that is Jory' Micah's Twitter feed! Lgbtqia people: your theology is killing me Conservatives: well I guess you are meant to die because God’s Word is God’s Word
The First of Jory's tweets well deal with is a doosie! “Whoever believes in Hell shall be saved” -fundamentalists