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Draft Day on the S&B show and we're discussing Forbidden Lust - animated characters that have made you feel a special something over the years. Who sits atop the sexiest bald man list? More Sum 41 S&B Field Trip giveaways.

Soper's got a rash. Something familiar to many of our female listeners but maybe it's a new concept to our HTZ dudes. Carl made a scene in court once. Confessions on a Wednesday covering thievery, unsolicited foot pics and pillow farts.

Soper & Brown return from a 4 day weekend with tales from home. Carl figures out a kink that he's not into. Early reviews are in for The Rock's Christmas movie and they are not great. Advice corner tackles a really interesting topic - love in the digital world.

S&B are a mess. Marble races continue for more BTO tickets. The North Koreans have discovered pornography. Another butter theft in the GTA. Draft topics - Song's with Life in the title.

It should be on the same side as the handle, yeah? Are we in agreeance on that? Confessions has a spicy one. More Walter updates. The studio continues to boil as we venture to solve the "copper problem"

More marble races for BTO tickets - listen all week for your chance to qualify. Carl has an update on Walter. The Soper's get invited to their new neighborhood's dinner tradition. Advice corner is all about the game and how you play it.

S&B debut a new game for some BTO tickets. Emma wins a volleyball championship. Carl gives an update on Walter. WTF makes the Soper & Brown Fish sandwich a permanent fixture.

Matt and I will never ask you for money on any social media site. Cute cheek pics? Different story. Soper finally sleeps in. A Halloween recap. And I promise you, that is not Alexa Bliss you're talking to online.

We always look forward to this show. Mixing in lots of S&B traditions + a Halloween candy blind ranking, a surprising take out fact and a Dink of the Day that spark debate. And of course, the Halloween sex audio you've come to love.

Carl has no earthly idea where baby food is kept at the grocery store. Tom Brady explores his feelings on Instagram. Confessions Wednesday including some Halloween trick or treat drama.

Might be an intruder in the building, too lazy to look. Can you fix Carl's SEGA? Are we at the point where Emma owes us breakfast? What are some starter horror movies for kids?

Lyle is a bag of trash. What are the top days of chocolate consumption in the year? Couples costumes via google trends - this list sucks. Recap of the S&B Field Trip to Overtime Sports Lounge at Fallsview Casino.

Can Carl go 5 for 5 in What's My Age Again? Could be a record setting day. A Machine legend makes his long awaited return. Matt bumps his elbow. Luchador masks, S&B parlay and lots more on a Friday show.

Betting breakfast on children's volleyball is risky business. What does Marshall want to be for Halloween? The Golf Cart theft saga that we've been following for over 2 years - there's a break in the case. Drafting all things Orange.

Butter theft epidemic in Guelph. What's the street value on a pound of Gay Lee nowadays? That $30 mil inheritance is probably not real. Confessions - We have an update from the last name guy.

Peeled too. Incredible. Eggs, Corn and Ice Cream in that order discussed this morning. Halloween is right around the corner and the Soper's have a new neighborhood to gauge. Advice corner covering secret fight clubs.

It was moving weekend for the Soper's and Matt saw the end of a long and proud streak (by creating another). How long do you really need to drop someone off at the airport? Brown saw the ice cream man.

October is Breast Cancer awareness month so out of respect and in the name of awareness the boys are drafting - breast nicknames. More Creed tickets. Some dream interpretations.

We get the post mortem from Kyra on the rest of Jon's wedding. Carl is in a good mood - he must have hit the jackpot on his toy hunt. Confessions Wednesday - talking baking, goldfish and infidelity.

Back after a Thanksgiving Long weekend. Lots to chat about - Carl heads to his happy place, Soper is still sick. Jon & Kyra's beautiful wedding on Saturday - did the boys make it? Advice corner covering Maiden tickets and run over cats.

We learn a little more about our buddy Jon ahead of his weeding on Saturday by interviewing his bride to be. Draft Day - what can make or break a wedding? Hurricane Milton tops the news.

S&B have a chat with JJ Wilde to discuss new music, new tours and new travels. Is Marshall picking up lessons from the Soper & Brown Show? Confessions on a Wednesday - are your kids being a little selfish?

Carl's got the JOMO and you should too. Airheads is launching a cherry foot spray for your stinky children. The Advice Corner opens up on a Tuesday as we try and bring 2 brothers to an agreement.

They're the size of a bloody muffin! Maybe 17.5 was a fair amount. Does Marsh actually know what "hawk tuah" means? Soper & Brown open the mail bag and find an all timer of hate mail. Lets see what Bob had to say.

Clip It makes it's return to recap September. Is it a beer shed or your own illegal small business? Baby Corn - the perverts vegetable? The Browns go to Cracker Barrel for their anniversary.

Drafting the best features that make you a bar regular - everything from Big Buck Hunter to little coat hooks. What to expect when you're no longer expecting. A machine message gets Mt Brown rumbling.

He was just doing what bears do, but nature can be cruel. The Soper's are moving on up. Oasis is playing a Toronto venue that does not currently exist. Confessions has some people divided this week. Visit our pals @ WTF Burger in Niagara Falls and Beamsville to try the S&B Fish Sandwich.

Back with a Tuesday that feels kinda like a Monday. So we open the Mailbag and offer up the Advice Corner. Some Grape & Wine details and tales from the road (parade). Yes, kids told Carl FU.

What does that even mean? We give away our last pair of Metallica tickets. Some Grape & Wine stories from the Kim Mitchell show. The Blue Jays did set one record this season. Backyard BBQ stuff, parade details, S&B field trip.

More Metallica tickets as we go old school with it. Soccer parents remain on top of the totem pole for crazy sports parents. Drafting things we wish we could do as adults that we did as kids.

Is this the start of a great rivalry? Soper & Brown induct themselves into the Ring of Honor. Confessions, a shout out to the White Whale, More Metallica tickets and hearty handful of F*#k You Carl's

Maybe my hearing is starting to go. More Metallica tickets as we ask you to guess the wait/weight. Carl Brown the science guy looks at some bully Octopus. Does the Littlest Hobo belong on the Canadian Walk of Fame?

There's just no way, unless this Kansas State fan has been stretching? A local dink of the day from Mississauga. Metallica tickets all this week - today, we play "whatski in the jar-o yeahhhh"

What else would you call a Sloppy Joe? We let Carson and Nick air out their brotherly grievances. We got a Noise in the Attic winner during Joey's show and he told Carl off? Why?

Draft Day - when you opened up that brown paper bag school lunch what were you hoping to find? A crib bet with far too much consequence. A massive concert announcement + the beginning of some brother drama.

We welcome in the boys from Feral Minks. A new single, a new EP and lots of dates on the calendar. Check out our extended chat with our 2024 Rock Search winners. Plus confessions, falling in love with a plane and tons more.

Round one? Traditional cone? Heavy highway pylon filled with water or sand? Advice corner opens up on a break up and a bad boss. Weirdest things left in hotel rooms 2024 edition. Accidental remix takes over the HTZ airwaves.

Oasis on top, Grohl stepped out on his wife and Jane's Addiction comes to blows! Birthday celebrations change over the years as the Soper's found out this past weekend. Carl has a review of Beetlejuice (it was fun!).

What was the best item to trade from your elementary school lunch? Pumpkin Spiked Ice Latte's - reviewed. NFL stadium food gets weirder by the day. The Mist, the S&B parlay and Friday the 13th.

We were not expecting that answer, froze us in our tracks. Drafting some famous voices. The water gun/assault story from Simcoe is beyond insane. We need a goalie tonight - is Roberto Luongo availabe?

Confessions Day but it kinda feels like Dave Grohl stole our thunder right? Some details on the Neil Peart art installation at Lakeside Park. The Hovercraft to Toronto - the dream is still alive (maybe).

James Earl Jones passes at 93 - was he on the list? Tuesday advice corner. Jon and Ryan make their way into studio for an in person defense of their lemonade related actions. Is Jon's victory going to hold up in court?

Lemonade stand drama! Will it tear us apart? Or merely provide 3 days of content? The HTZ t-shirt criminal - we got 'em. Did HTZ FM used to have a hot air balloon? And we don't anymore? Brutal.

S&B science time - can Carl tell the difference between the sound of a soda can opening vs a beer can opening? The HTZ lemonade challenge takes place this weekend. Is that guy wearing a HTZ shirt?

We enter the 'ber months and Venezuela has decided that Christmas comes early this year. Does a beer can make a different sound than a pop can when opened? What snacks must you see on a table during football season? Subterfuge is the word of the day.

When your surgeon can't even get his leftie/righties correct you know you're in trouble. The stranded astronauts are picking up some tough to explain noises. Very spicy confessions today. The internet is threatening to swat the FSU poop guy.

It's like a slurp but a little worse. Soper & Brown try the worst Fanta flavor ever. Chicks dig Beetlejuice, it's just a fact. Unfinished Beef reviewed with Chestnut and Kobayashi setting personal bests. Advice corner for your Tuesday.

The Soper has landed and S&B are back together. Air Canada makes things right. Eric Johnston joins us to talk about his recent comedy tour and some Niagara dates. 10 foods to win a mans heart? It's not that complicated.

Where in the world is Matt Soper? Injured? Not this time. Carl & Jon filling in today. Talking Oasis and drafting the best reunions of all time. Also, breaking down a list of the best Canadian TV shows of all time.

Dink of the Day features a wrongful conviction in the Niagara region. The nightmare of all bathroom nightmares from Thailand. Then we're joined in studio by the Michael Jordan of Cheese - Afrim Pristine. Lots of stories of his food journey.

30 minutes on a rowing machine. How far can Jon travel? And how does it compare to the rowers who do this at a world class level? We get a dink of the year candidate out of Atlanta. Plus a full set of confessions for your Wednesday listening pleasure.

Why does it feel weirder to buy lemonade from an adult running a stand? You'd assume the product would be better, right? How far can Jonathan row in 30 minutes? We'll answer the question tomorrow. Advice corner and more on your Tuesday episode.

Will Shatner has dropped a somewhat threatening new album of children's music. Has Soper gone to a level of sicko that he can't recover from? How short is too short for shorts? Open up the mailbag on the Monday.

Maybe his hat just fell off in a fit of passion? Will Levis has the Mayonnaise themed scent for you. Songs that you could have sworn were actually performed by someone else. Eating a birthday buffet by yourself at Mandarin should indicate larger issues.

A very happy bday to our own Matt Soper. In honor of the big day we draft history's greatest Matt's. Offshore betting for the Little League World Series is a booming market. Vanny Devito has reached his final resting place at Kenny U Pull in St Catharines

Tater Tots? Where are you finding those bro? Asking the tough questions on the S&B show today. GnR ordering pizza on stage - but what's the order? Confessions on a Wednesday. Carl Brown the Science brought to you by NASA and the BIG SPACE AGENDA

Dink of the Day features and all time bad day. Bee attacks are relived. S&B open up the Advice corner after a 1 week absence. And we begin to process the departure of a dear friend of the show - Vanny Devito.

Back after a busy weekend. S&B check out a local wrestling show and Carl gets into a feud with the Mountie. Congrats the Niagara River Lions on their CEBL championship. How many kids is too many to bring to a Gin Blossoms show?

One leg out of the shorts on a #2? Outrageous. Who's the fastest at the White House of Rock? Stuck in Space and a real tough PR year for the folks at Boeing. Carl gets to see the Gin Blossoms.

Are the vibes weird today? Is it just us? Somethings off. There's an alligator in Lake Erie, just a heads up on that. Would you visit a robot dentist? No? What if they can change your crown in 15 minutes? Draft Day - best pick me ups.

Not sure that's something to brag about? A man from New Jersey brings a flight to an early landing. We play a little grocery over/under. "Hey Man, can you watch my snail? No. Confessions for your Wednesday.

Smoking busy weekend for S&B as they MC'd both nights of Canal Days and took in some action at Rib Fest in St Catharines. We welcome in some members of the CWF roster to talk a little wrestling.

Remember to treat those hourly employees with a hint of respect, ok? Canal Days weekend - will we see you at Tom Cochrane or Billy Talent? College footballs all name offense. And the return of clip it.

It's time for Bog facts with Carl Brown! More Paris 2024 catchup. Peaches are officially in season so we get into a fruit draft. The metric system is put to the test for Glorious Sons tickets.

We ask the very important question: How do Horses get to the Olympics? Do they get jet lag? Confessions on a Wednesday featuring a marriage buster parfait. One very special lobster.

But just 2 or 3 or else they'd be unbalanced. HOA's are mostly filled with lonely bullies. HTZ nation's accidental injuries. A Confessions update. Tuesday advice corner. What if the Beatles covered Pitbull?

Rough start to a Monday via Sunday night for Carl. Those lousy eggs. A look at the Canadian stories from Paris Summer Games. The Soper's go to the movies. Rep Ball Hockey is a different world.

Man vs the Janitorial staff? Get over it pal. It's opening ceremonies for the Paris Summer games and Canada has made the news for the worst reasons. The boys get a tour of the OLG Stage at Fallsview Casino. Is it time for to Turf the Sopers?

We've got cocaine sharks off the coast of Brazil. The S&B Fart jar has a connection to the summer games in Paris? Hank Hill ass is now an official condition. Red Hats went way over at the Limp Bizkit show in Toronto.

Confessions today features an Olympic level long jump to conclusions. The Canadian Women's Soccer team is already facing controversy in Paris. Utah Rodeo names and are soccer kids soft?

Cornfield Intercourse? You'd stop if you heard the siren. Where do we stand on Bro-cations and hand me down Mattresses? Does your NFL team have the most miserable fans?

We encounter the tail of Matt Pancakes of Columbus, Ohio. The man in a leopard onesie with the worst business pitch ever. Carl goes antiquing in Woodstock. The Soper's scratch the mini golf itch. Is it time for a HTZ mini golf tournament?

Soper & Brown ask the important questions: how do you apply your deodorant? Matt discovers that he hasn't solved all the plagues at Camp Soper. We briefly go off air. Carl tries to guess a Bleacher report wrestling list.

We are, trust me, just not about that. Someone misses the entire point of the S&B youth soccer betting ring. Today we draft the best songs that name a whole bunch of places. Cold fish on the highway in Kingston.

We get some details on exactly what led to that rendition of the American national anthem on Monday night. We play a game of "do we have to feel bad?". Confessions Wednesday and the debate on Stuncle's (Step Uncle's)

Is that Jep? Jeph? Like Jeff? Some new rules for the Kobayashi/Joey Chestnut hot dog contest. Was that the worst anthem we've ever heard? Maybe recency bias. We open up the S&B advice corner.

Eventful week since S&B last cracked the mics. We update the celerity death pool. Carl recaps his trip to Maine. Soper encounters the dreaded detour on his trip to Quebec. A chicken spill. A float fest. A full machine and more.

Did you stock up at the LCBO before the strike? We recap the July 4th Nathan's hot dog contest including a local connection. The Soper's finally ditch their other cat. Plus Clip It and a special Friday edition of Confessions.

It's full on festival season and the S&B draft focuses on best concerts the guys have ever seen. A happy July 4th to all of our listeners in Western New York and surrounding areas. Some Amazing Race chat and a doc review from Carl.

It's the 1000th S&B show! Featuring returning guests like Shelby Knox, Traffic Queen Elene Stamatatos, Daddy Asta and more. Soper & Brown didn't start the fire, but we're throwing some gas on it today.

Oh the things we learn on the S&B show. We got people swimming in full pants. Folks who go full cheeks to porcelain on the regular. We open up the advice corner on a Tuesday.

A judgement that confines you to pants. Is that enforceable? Carl needs some Tom Cochrane redemption, will he get it at Canal Days. Bryan Adams is not enough to get Carl to London.

Our Dink of the Day is a motivated traveler and the definition of "gotten to". Soper and Brown take in AEW Dynamite in Buffalo. Matt racks up some all time Dad moments with Marsh. Draft Day - the best songs that feature whistling.

Skunk season is upon us, do they all get along? S&B are Buffalo bound for a night of wrestling. Is Carl a dink for skipping his wife's bday? Soper is finally getting the vibe for the youth soccer lines. Confessions for your Wednesday.

Back after a 4 day break. Soper makes his tour of Ontario and brings back some tales. Carl stayed local with a visit to Merritville. Stanley Cup Final game 7 was epic. Did we make the grimmest S&B bump ever?

Animal planet Jones over here. Crazy storms overnight in the Niagara region. Looks like the Soper's stayed dry. Last chance at the S&B Born & Raised Field Trip. With the weather so hot, the draft had to be cold.

More Born & Raised tickets up for grabs. Confessions gives us some shaky foundation, some old rave activity and office ladder climbing. Potlucks, MC duties and Theme nights.

Storms rolling all across Southern Ontario today bringing rain, thunder and eventually about 40 degree heat. A great dink of the day. Advice corner opens up on a Tuesday talking engagement rings, work/life balance and sink pissers.

Soper put on his Blue Suede shoes and boarded a stage....Sorry, Marc Cohn on the brain. The next S&B Field Trip is upon us. We need a toilet for some very important purposes (not toilet stuff).

The boys are back and still finding glitter in every crevice. There might even be some in this caption, look out. Fathers Day stuff, a terrible list, Soper has flood trauma and Carl is somehow sick again.

What are the worst things to be covered in and are we adding glitter to the list after today? Joey Chestnut and Netflix are coming together to settle some Beef. It's oil and glitter day - all in the name of a good cause, right?

Oh Doug, you fool, you absolute skunk. We recap more of the Dad stories. Joey Chestnut has been banned from the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest. Confessions on your Wednesday.

Ok, not ours. The 1st man to rip a bong in the Sphere/get banned/get reinstated. Advice corner on a Tuesday + a little overtime. There's wolves out there and they are faster than you.

DQ finally doing away with one of their oldest traditions? Heavy rain in the St Catharines area again yesterday - did the Soper's basement survive? Mailbag, Costco trips and Fallsview Food and Drink fest.

Super busy week wraps up with the boys from Feral Minks joining us in studio to play a tune and chat about their Rocksearch 2024 win. Clip It makes it's return. The Soper's basement drama gets updated.

Draft Day and it's our most controversial yet - Best Cover songs. How do you do this in 4 rounds? We do our best. It's Carl vs the Clock vs Soper's wet basement. More Big Sugar & Cicada Fest tickets as well.

Confessions for your Wednesday - we talk intelligence, gambling and infidelity. You got 2 x Carl Brown the Science Guy's for the price of 1. Leg lengthening surgery isn't the answer.

We open up the S&B advice corner and offer our tips on dog ownership and fighting your father. The Soper's discover a tick (gross). Is it time to replace Carl with a digital version?

Back after what felt like a really short weekend. All about Rocksearch 2024 today as S&B announce the winners just after 8am. Did Soper's U10 boys ball hockey team claim glory?

That can't be a thing. Is it? Carl Brown the science guy has a look at our balls. Is May 31st a fake day? Soper takes up his most important head coaching duties yet. Chat with Marla from the Niagara Children's Centre.

S&B hit the road for week #3 and we visit Itty Bitty Pie Co (353 Lake st in St Catharines). What a perfect spot for a morning show. We draft pies with the owners. Met a ton of listeners. Enjoy this live broadcast in pod form.

How many can you sneak in? What's appropriate? Confessions for your Wednesday - mother in laws, shoplifting and time theft. Soper on the scene of an emergency. Is there a new fish sandwich to track down?

These Tuesday's can suck a bag of hammers. We open up the advice corner for your listening pleasure. S&B wished they loved anything as much as billionaire's love imploding in a submersible.

Ya'll got some shady uncles? We want to hear about em. Carl installs a light fixture and a t-shirt pays the ultimate price. S&B are well known milk producers. Impromptu chair draft.

Ok, so what would be the worst song to come on the shuffle mix at a BBQ after someone has a jammer? Is that something you've ever considered? Does the BBQ go one? Does Madonna's Borderline hold up to modern tastes?

Station 1 Coffee House in Grimsby is where the boys find themselves today. Beautiful setting, incredible staff and even a visit from a legitimate DeLorean! Plus - a controversial baked goods draft.

Confessions Wednesday with a low key darker than normal submission. We reveal new tiers to the Help Kids Shine campaign. Just don't say the word instrument (immediately says instrument)

Carl is in the darkest of places after the Canucks were eliminated. Why can't we sleep? We open up both the Mailbag and the Advice corner after a long weekend. A real pizza on the floor kinda day.

Country Boys Mobile Food Truck in Fenwick hosted the boys today. What an awesome morning and great people. Somewhere along the way this turns into a live fundraiser.

Nice tree you get there bud, care to identify it? You can't just toss anything into the dumpster, gotta show t some care first. Draft Day and we're headed to the backyard to fire up the BBQ.

Like, if it's a flight of sliders. But just 3 of the same kind? Just eat the sandwich. We got a new text box - we can see your emoji's. S&B announce the Robar winner. Confessions on a Wednesday features a shaky house of cards.

A Macho Karaoke request via the Machine. We open up the S&B advice corner, Matt and Carl see one particular situation entirely different. Another Bee spill, this time in Maine. And Soper finally has a cat date.

Location #1 for the S&B Road Show is announced. Will we be in your community? Carl visits a western New York legend. Soper is flat top obsessed. The Pergola is gone from the Soper backyard, but at what cost?

We had an absolute blast with 4 local HTZ mom's live in studio + our panel of esteemed judges. We put our Mom's through the test and they all passed with flying colors but only 1 can be crowned the Ultimate HTZ Mom of 2024.

Draft Day on the S&B show as we look at history's finest Tom's (no Thom's allowed). What does your dog breed say about you? Probably trustworthy. Is that a fast creek or a Swift Current?

What the hell is all that? Soper & Brown are welcomed to work by a mysterious billowing mist under the Burgoyne Bridge. How do you cut your sandwich? Or do you cut it at all? Confessions Wednesday.

We qualify another mother for the HTZ Mom Gauntlet in studio on Friday. Soper's Facebook market place nightmares. We open the advice corner to tear down the shackles of the calendar.

Nature was in a teaching mood this weekend. Carl heads to Ridgeway to visit frined of the show Afrim Pristine. Soper ventures to Guelph for an annual pub crawl. Mom's of HTZ nation - we need you.

Carl Brown the Science Guy checks in on the latest invasive species in Ontario. What should be the S&B safe word? What is the worst place to get into a brawl? Rock Search top 12 gets announced.

The best songs to be played while you ride a golf cart to a scissor lift to eliminate a swarm of bees and save an MLB game. Also, watch Beekeeper. Dave & Busters brining in real gambling seems like a poor idea.

We sure would love if you help us raise $5000 for the Niagara Children's Centre. And we're putting Carl's dignity on the line: https://niagarachildrenscentre.akaraisin.com/ui/helpkidsshine2024/p/soperandbrown

Confessions, a pest update from camp Soper and the Rock is a piss jugs guy!

We celebrate the last broadcast day of Tim Denis - 29 years of broadcasting from the White House of Rock. Are we going to Make Carl Shine? We open up the advice corner.

Carl is all fired up after a wild Canucks comeback. Do kids still know the hunk the horn thing? Pete Davidson tickets, Mother Mother tickets + a final chat with Tim Denis as he wraps up a legendary career tomorrow.

What end of life stats would you like see? Beers consumed? KM's walked? Did the Soper & Brown show get snubbed by the Barenaked Ladies? The boys spoil Thursday's Wordle.

Drew Carey loves Phish. Like he really loves Phish. Draft Day is a real challenge - picking the 4 best intro's in music history? Damn near impossible. Our Plan B for TIm Denis' retirement.

Kansas Zoo has a problem securing their keys. Confessions today leads to the most feedback of all time. Carl's in a bit of a mood. Do secret donuts taste better than community donuts?

Weirdest things left behind in an Uber in 2023. We get a real serious call for the S&B advice corner - hope he heard it. Soper & Brown open up their official pasta bar/music hall.

It's the first day of Epic Rock Adventures - stay tuned for your code words. Earth Day here at HTZ FM with our friends from AIM Recycling and the Niagara Peninsula Conservation. Soper shuffles to Buffalo, Carl stays up for the Canucks, Record Store Day and more.

Soper & Brown love a good hypothetical. So on the eve of the NHL playoffs - we employed our #1 Leafs correspondent Alex Hobson to help us collect answers to just how desperate Toronto fans are for a Stanley Cup.

Lets take a deep dive into Leafs Nation desperation on the eve of the NHL playoffs. Soper has gone country (to Buffalo) for an really cool experience. More Weezer tickets, Clip it - smoking busy Friday show.

Or not, just a technical error. Hope you didn't get excited! We're drafting couch snacks. Has Carl noticed any unwanted hair yet? Do the sweater brothers have your attention now?

Yeah man, just beat it! More Weezer tickets today - better know your island populations. Confessions for your Wednesday show as always. Gold heist update and time for a good sweat at the Soper's?

Love is dead and the Golden Bachelor proves it. Carl has a real awful weekend with vet trips and a car break in. We review the Jon-pressions. More Weezer tickets.

Just Soper, no Brown today as Carl's voice still belongs to the sea witch. Jonathan filling in with tales of the Stag & Doe + tons more on the Monday edition of the S&B show.

The S&B show hits the road and finds itself at Boston Pizza Penn Centre in St Catharines. It's Punch Out finale day - which of our 24 qualifiers will walk away with $5000?

So we tried a thing for Sum 41 tickets and it was too hard lol. Gotta finish your dinner - even if you don't like it. Drafting situational beers. Soper trolls his son by teaching him about trolling.

More Sum 41 tickets and all you have to do to win them is read our minds. People with trashed voices that Carl sounds like. Confessions on this Wednesday involves fridges and abandonment

That's a rough 53, trust me on that. It's Carl vs the clock + a breakfast review all in the name of Sum 41 tickets. We wrap up the eclipse coverage. Some eclipse themed food products including the under rated Sun Chips

Tons of eclipse content as today is the big day. Has Soper finally toppled the mouse issue? Does Carl still seriously sound like that? Plus, Sum 41 tickets all this week on the S&B show.

It's WrestleMania weekend - better than Christmas at the Brown household. A super sized clip it for you on this Friday after a couple of absences. Tiger Woods is making some personal adjustments leading up to the Masters.

Soper & Brown are joined by a real science guy; Thad Harroun of Brock University. We discuss the upcoming eclipse. A draft for all Simpsons fans today - some core memories unlocked.

Soper killed 1 mouse and now has the taste for blood. What kind of music makes up a divorced playlist? We found a dink of the year candidate in Nashville. Confessions on the Wednesday with a reminder to spay and neuter your pets.

We thought it was a place of peace, not some spider swamp nightmare. Carl officially becomes an uncle. The Soper's attempt the family escape room. We open up both the mailbag and the advice corner on a busy Tuesday.

The HTZ FM staff quiz is brought back to determine some very personal tastes. Colorectal Cancer Awareness month so today on the S&B show - we draft Great Asses. Plus something from the Canadian government that might actually help Canadians - what a concept.

Soper almost poops the bed (in his dreams). We review some recent Hollywood auction items. We chat with Tim Denis on his big announcement. Wednesday brings about another round of confessions.

When you just don't know what a penguin is yet but you gotta call it something. S&B advice corner opens up. Matt and Carl take the boyfriend quiz. Thoughts with the people in Baltimore dealing with a tragic bridge collapse this morning.

Did Soper & Brown for the royal family's hand? OR was this just a poorly timed coincidence? Sex is back at the Olympics, baby! A Soper coaching update. A Scream 3 review and more.

Aggressive Drivers in the funeral procession. We check with our HTZ FM Royal Correspondent (Carl's Wife). Forbes list of "biggest songs" do you agree with them? Snow in the forecast but will it be BIG?

It's Draft Day and S&B are talking bands with body parts in the name. Carl proclaims sleep as unnecessary and takes in Dynamite in Toronto. Soper makes his head coaching debut. And the boys finally hit the big time.

Is that your bracket? Or are you just trying to bust? Confessions brings us some tales of embarrassment this week. Soper is battling something that doctors refer to as the flu. The poop stick makes its first functional appearance.

Only show in Canada brave enough to discuss leaf peeping on the first day of spring. S&B advice corner opens up. Those handwritten signs on poles may not actually be offering bathroom fan repair.

Soper has taken over coaching for the entire southern Ontario ball hockey scene. Carl continues his Scream watch project. Soper says be a Swifty with your kids. Carl finds a new way to communicate in studio.

Yeah we cooked in here yesterday, it smells like it. The St Patricks Day screw job. Carl begins the "Scream" watch project. Clip It and more on busy Friday.

What a day on the S&B show as we welcome in Food Network star, cook book author and Cheese master Afrim Pristine, co-owner of the Cheese Boutique in Toronto. Afrim even joins us for a cheese focused draft.

Is stepping on a half eaten mouse at 3:30am any kind of good luck? It's confessions day and someone at your office may be abusing the printer. Butt or Buck naked? And where does Stark rank?

The S&B Tuesday advice corner is open. It's like couples therapy - but we're the couple. We qualify our next Punch Out contestant. We add someone to the dink of the day spreadsheet.

It's like scrap booking but much much worse. What color duo tang does that go in? Oscars recap from nude John Cena to confused Al Pacino. We open up the mailbag. Was Sunday classified as a snow fall?

It's time to send the Jon-hog across the Burgoyne Bridge in the legendary red snow pants and determine how much winter we got left. Ashtabula, Ohio, Shawn Mullins references, clip it and Carl's bday. It's all in here.

Name your price if you're willing. Jake Paul needs to fight more retired dudes. We've got your skunk solutions. Duo Tang color coding and did you have an elite zip binder? Draft Day takes on the game show category.

Tim Horton's is looking into their very weak cups. I think that's progress. Some unique Sopranos merchandise for auction. Worst places to be stung by a scorpion. Plus, confessions with a unique real estate issue.

We'd use smooth peanut butter right? Makes sense. Big foot threw a rock at my wife (not really). Soper's daughter is in the process of braces and suffering from what doctors call the Orthodontics blues.

Would you really let them put you under a 2nd time? Marshall has discovered his new life long passion. A Belleville radio update (no surprise, he's a dick). We don't have a shark/ray hybrid - lame!

Not a real on unfortunately, sorry Tim. We ask two members of HTZ nation to take us higher (not like that). Carl is on his bullshit today. The Bidet is installed and finally the toilet pressure is fixed.

Creed tickets on the line and what are you, dear listener, willing to sacrifice? Taking any and all suggestions. If you have a pending insurance case - don't win a tree tossing contest. Bands with colors in the name - for draft day.

That weather is really some weather! Carl vs the Clock for Creed tickets. A woman in Massachusetts has remarried....an Alien!! Confessions reveals some people just need to move on from high school.

I didn't know that barnacle's had that dog in them. Damn. Horses don't belong in 2nd floor apartments. Is separate blankets the way? Or are you a snuggler? Ice football from Germany and the Florida Man Games commence.

Oh no, that's a real leg, not a prosthetic. Soper recounts the weekend of Ball Hockey drama. The Wayne Gretzky rookie card auction has ended. Creed tickets all this week on the S&B show.

Oh my god the Hustler girl got back to us! If your partner has sex with a ghost does it qualify as cheating? We tackle the plumbing at the White House of Rock and potentially install a bidet.

It's an all Canadian run of Dink of the Day candidates this week. We learn about Steinbach, Manitoba. Do you recognize that mom in the pick up line at school? An all breakfast draft becomes divisive.

Our list of confessions today will certainly run the gamut of emotions. We stay local for the Dink of the Day. Soper & the Skinny Dipping Listener. Avenge those stolen lunches, just make sure to have an EpiPen on hand.

Sometimes you just need a little physical media in your life. Carl makes a venture to the Flea Market with a mission in mind. The adult entertainers of Caledon, Ontario. Lots of stories from the S&B Field trip to the Glorious Sons.

Some arena's and their branding just does not make sense. We tackle one of the worst "turn this plane around" stories ever. What is that noise keeping Florida residents awake?

Sometimes you just don't want to go right? We're drafting showers and not baby or spring - actual showers. Streaking at the super bowl. Tragedy in KC.

Happy Valentines day, lovers! Hope everyone gets kissed. Extended version of confessions today with a $500 charm diamond center GC on the line. Faking it til you make it can pay off.

Busy Monday so we open up the mail bag on a Tuesday. Let's re-cast the Lion King with HTZ FM staff. We debut some new Pearl Jam. Little bit of peeing on seniors (Florida, you know)

Yes we are and so are you! The boys are back after a very eventful week off. Super Bowl 58 is in the books. Nick Taylor and the Waste Management open. Hopefully we provide some clarification and comfort on the HTZ sale and immediate future.

Really busy show before the boys head out for a short vacation. Last pairs of Born & Raised tickets + Glorious Sons tickets. The Soper's lose a (ball hockey) heartbreaker. We get a bird update.

What rhymes with....never mind. Busy show with more Born & Raised tickets + Glorious Sons. Soper going full white linen pants on vacation. Carl starts to work on an update for the bird story.

Born & Raised is back and we've got your Beat the Box Office tickets all this week. More Glorious Sons tickets as well. What happened to the bird? We must know. The Fillmore has an offer for NHL All Star weekend.

We recap the last good weekend of football and find out that the celery is once again fickle. The Soper's invade camp Brown for the Rumble. No pickleball in the airport. And your chance to weigh/way in for Glorious Sons tickets.

We correct a correction. Does Carl look like Kevin James of are they just bald, white dudes with beards? Clip It has some gems. Keep it loose on a rainy Friday with the S&B show. Celebrate show #900

Lets have a look at the cast of Anaconda. We're drafting movie scores, deep category and lots to sort through. Can Carl figure out some phobias. And why do so many abductions end in a corn field?

How does one sell $70k worth of pistachios without raising a few alarm bells? We learn about Matt's son Marshall's fight/flight response. Little chat about the WWE/Netflix deal. Confessions for your Wednesday and Greg, you are not forgiven.

We are joined in studio by St Catharines resident and UFC fighter Jasmine Jasudavicious to talk about her dominant win at UFC 297 in Toronto. How long does it take Jon to eat a bag of popcorn. Great tales of Kleinberg, Ontario.

The Soper's hit the Tobogganing hill and discover some simple joys. Bills fans are not currently experiencing those joys. The Celery has a perfect weekend. We are in search of a Viking Priestess with a valid passport.

Soper is getting a little Brown in him (clip it). Drive thru drama. Soper is getting his fiber straight. Celery picks for the NFL divisional weekend. Carl Brown - Lighthouse Keeper, is there a better fit?

Dude, that's a core piece and you are straight up wrong. Eric Johnston joins us for the first ever 3 person draft. Soper discovers that explaining the offside rule to 8 year old boys is really hard.

You make that damn money anyway that you can. Confessions is over stuffed today with 4 people needing to get something off their chest. Carl's jeopardy category finally comes up. Soper is about to take a bench job.

You're upside down in your vehicle and the first person to the rescue is Hulk Hogan, what do you assume happened? NFL Wild card recap and a look ahead to rooting interests. Bob wonders where we went

Soper discovers what's short for Francis. NFL wild card round recap and oh good lord things did not go well for Soper's Cowboys. Carl makes a successful Escape from (Western) New York.

Snow camping - are you into it? I guess if you're equipped. Soper & Brown Soap flavors/scents - what's your pick? What does depression smell like? Clip it brings a few gems. The S&B celery toss can hopefully see the NFL Wild Card future

The sequel, while surprising, is not quite as action packed. We draft the best surprises today and Carl surprisingly enjoys it! Who's Canada's "band" in current day?

When you're in Louisiana and that seafood boil needs a little extra kick. Nicknames for mechanic wives. Bathroom reviews, cheap night at the movies, Carl's new undies. Getting airlifted from the Xmas party.

Why are teeth considered some kind of luxury bone in this country? Tell us the profession that your significant other left you for. Neighbor politics remain the most sensitive politics.

Bass Pro Shop is not a great place for a swim, especially if you're a little shy. No, Miami was not invaded by 10 foot shadow aliens. Alaska Airlines leaves some plane in Bob's Garden.

We made it to the first Friday of 2024. Jersey Jerry finally finds relief. A detailed breakdown of Parking Lot etiquette over the holiday season. First Clip It of the year.

The Draft is back and for our first topic of the year we tackle sports and stadium anthems. Stuff that the game ops department just can't live without. If your spouse cheated on you would you turn over their tax history?

Is there any animal that we put through more indignity than the Turkey? Soper finally joins the Celebrity Death Pool and we break down the draft. Fining a billionaire $300k to teach him a lesson. First confessions of 2024 includes a doozy.

More butter than you can shake a fist at - the boys are back. Tales from the Soper's XMas travels. The Brown's get spread at the Toronto Zoo. What did we get stuck in ourselves in 2023?

We count down the years best Confessions, the years best Machine messages and the years best Clip It's. Join us for 1 more show of 2023 and put an exclamation mark on season 4 of the S&B show.

It's countdown season on the S&B show. Join us we crown our "Dink of the Year" from a strong field of contenders. Also, the first ever "Casty's" as we go month by month to decide the best S&B podcast title of the year.

The boys are both battling through illness as we wind down the last 3 shows of the year. We've got a couple wild auction stories. Plus a full break down of the Soper's trip to see the Cowboys get squashed in Buffalo.

S&B are live on location all morning at Boston Pizza at the Pen Centre in St Catharines in support of community care. Lots of games and Christmas atmosphere, join us won't you?

What's important to you in a public bathroom? Should S&B start ranking them? It's draft day of course and we're talking stocking stuffers. Scratch and win prizes and the office - do you keep or share?

What a blast of a show today. Tim Denis reads our prepared statement and it delivers more than we ever could have imagined. Johann from Small Town Strip Club joins us to talk/perform. Last batch of Confessions for 2023.

Ok, does the Grinch have a first name? Does he even know that he's called "the Grinch" or is that just the Who's? We work on our statement for Tim Denis. Italy slightly miscalculated the cost of an Olympics.

A recap of the generosity that we witnessed at the Great Holiday food drive. What should Tim's on air statement sound like? Have you got your JJ Wilde tickets yet? The Soper's host the after party.

Enjoy this special edition of the show live on location from Market Square in St Catharines. Lots of interviews, lots of generosity. A very special morning and thanks to everyone who was a part of it.

When seeking revenge it's best to double check your targets. Drafting our best "1st" experiences. Shoplifting with 75 cops in the store is a heck of a choice. Last reminder for 19th Annual Great Holiday Food Drive https://www.iheartradio.ca/977htzfm/events/great-holiday-food-drive-1.16491452

That's not the good stuff, flavor carries over. More confessions on your Wednesday as always. We bust another set of balls. The war on coats is a time honored tradition amongst kids.

GTA 6 is coming out when? Oh man, that's not even close. Great Holiday Food Drive - we seeing you there? How about the Holiday Rock Show? We're ready to party. Soper was so rude to a man at Zehrs.

We got a Kangaroo loose in Oshawa. Does that freak out the local pet population? Would you buy a ticket to see Digital Kiss? Our latest food and beverage spill on Ontario highways.

Draft recap as Sandstorm takes over the airwaves of HTZ FM. The return of a holiday favorite to S&B show on Monday. More Great Holiday Food drive chat. Join us Dec 20th for the HTZ Holiday Rock Show https://www.ticketmaster.ca/event/10005F76D0841E21

Carl got new jeans. The forgetful male Soper's. The NFL is wildly successful but that doesn't mean they're smart. Our audio has been rescued from the junk pile. And the draft returns with one of our best ever.

We may or may not have lost a historical piece of the S&B show. Keep our historical audio in your t's and p's. Netflix reviews from the Soper's. Confessions as always on a Wednesday and we finally get to announce our HTZ Holiday Rock Show.

No, I'm not Jeremy Roenick and it's rude of you to ask that. Ozzy says he's got 10 years to live - feels generous? The S&B debate team lines up for a doozy: if you listen to an audiobook - can you say you read the book?

Do we need to shoot Carl with a blow dart gun? Or can we use that more efficiently. A big wrestling return is enough to get the text line moving. To first have a cruise, you kind of need a boat.

A pub in the UK has the best idea we've ever heard. Dink of the Day takes us on a wet ride. Soap and Cereal - December 8th, keep that top of mind. Clip It, welcome to pair of dice and more.

That's a pricey bird! Oh it's been Pope spanked? Well happy Thanksgiving then. S&B have more Green Day tickets for you. We're lucky to get Carl back today as he details his rather long Wednesday stuck in the United States.

Confessions this week involves an update from someone who needs some real help. S&B get a letter from high up the flag pole. Soper discovers a gem in Thorold. Welcome to Pair of Dice for Green Day tickets.

Snoop Dogg reveals his smokeless business pivot. A Sasquatch statue theft in Ohio. More Green Day tickets and the worst Christmas gifts/bonuses ever received by HTZ nation.

Grey Cup put on one heck of a show this weekend in Hamilton. Green Day tickets are on the line all week. This show brought to you by Stanley mugs. Carrie Underwood's legs remain shiny.

Could be anywhere, honestly. Real F around Friday on the S&B show. Our last pair of Blink 182 tickets to give away. Snoop Dogg is giving up the smoke. A very expensive Glory Hole is in need of repair.

Just can't do it, too close to home. Draft day on the S&B show as the boys dive into things that come great in 3's. Things not to do on a cruise. More Blink tickets and lots more on a Thursday edition.

Finally found em! Confessions today runs the gamut of weird to cruel. Someone in Buffalo decided the Canadian anthem could use a shake up. Volcanoes, Fireball, Cockroach money and Blink Tickets. Where are we?

The Soper's decided that this world needs some damn joy in it. We get grey cups for the Grey Cup. Carl vs the Clock gets totally derailed. More Blink 182 tickets tomorrow on the show.

We finally have our solution to what we think is the toughest noise in the attic of all time. This podcast is madness and features over 100+ incorrect rapid fire guesses. Thanks to everyone who participated.

Who even has a sock of that size? Does the onion have to be peeled? A very interesting auction from the Titanic. Things you can't use for a windshield. Draft Day and Carl is right in his element for this one.

Just completely unacceptable. One of the worst food takes in text box history. Is the appendix hard to find? Confessions today takes a tour of law offices, car pools and France. Soper is tracking down a Swift swap.

The waiting is the hardest part for some Swifty's in Argentina. Also, the sidewalk, that's hard too. What's it called when you bury a turtle? Do you name your snake? Tinner = fake news? And we identify the shirtless male from the wedding on Saturday

5 year ban on all wriggling and writhing - effective immediately. Soper & Brown attend a wedding as surprise guests, congrats to Scott and Lisa. We put a fitting lid on the toilet seat fiasco.

Soper is fast becoming a Swifty and it's definitely going to cost him. The toilet seat investigation continues. Would you trade a night with your wife for Christian McCaffery?

Day 3 of the toilet seat at the White House of Rock just sitting on the floor next to the toilet. Nobody owning up to this one. We take the temperature on Noise in the Attic. Draft Day - we're talking villains.

Back from Halloween and the vibes were immaculate! Now it's the 1st of the month, straighten up, fly right, rents due - lets go. Take your kid to work tales. Solid round of confessions, brings the spice.

It's got everything: Taylor Swift with a mustache, Werther's original candy, haunted asses, Elvira references, a divorced ghost....my father. Enjoy the show and safe trick or treating tonight for everyone.

The Soper's discover the joys of an afternoon wedding. Will Levis gets his first career win so the boys are drinking in his honor. Forge FC came through with the dramatics this past weekend.

The mayo in his coffee guy is starting at QB for the Titans this week. Carl is amazed by a problem free drive. Halloween is getting pricey. Headed to Bass Pro? Can your grab me that new Garth?

Is there a movie you saw too young? Something that stuck with you? We are drafting Halloween treats today - the best stuff to land in your bag. The S&B shop is now open! And there's a big baby in Cambridge.

Confessions on this Wednesday is heavy, including an update from last week that you will want to hear. Don't put your career on the line for a team you don't play for. What motivates Kirk Cousins?

And that was the night the Skeletons came to Life!!! The bones are their money after all. An update on the S&B undies campaign. Is it worth attending an NFL game? Halloween candy, rubber chickens and more.

Are S&B bad news for UBER drivers? Damn we hope not. Dink of the Day really teaches us something about Arkansas and ourselves. We do have a paper cutter, Carl wasn't lying. Open up the mailbag on a Monday

I just feel like we have one around the building, you know? Maybe I'm wrong. Your best chip trucks - let us hear it. Blue Jays seats, is Rick Astley back, the tumbling tumbleweeds of Montana.

Are you the kind of man with a soft jaw? Have you considered hitting yourself in the face with a hammer? This show might be for you. It's Draft Day and Carl drops a pick so controversial that you just might have to engage with a social media post :)

We have a submission of S&B fan fiction, lets have a read. Confessions today escalates in tension. We're joined by Hamilton based comedian Eric Johnston to promote his gig Nov 10 @ Carmen's in Hamilton.

We discuss insignificant brushes with Canadian fame. Soper forgets which Thicke is which. Betting on youth volleyball is harder than it looks. The 6 leg bail money parlay, works every time.

Are the Soper's going to be casting a line anytime soon? Might be a new hobby on the horizon. Noise in the Attic is back + we put a bow on Go Fund Yourself. People really care about the Leafs goal song.

So Ash heard a bird that sounded like David Lee Roth, you follow? Big Foot update - quite possible a dude in a suit. Carl gets Phish'd live on air. Clip It + we can finally access the Machine.

Packed show today. We revisit the incredible gold heist from Pearson Airport in April. Did we finally get decent Sasquatch footage? NLL champions and Buffalo Bandits goaltender Matt Vinc joins the show. Plus, a deep draft worthy of examination.

How do you grow the giant pumpkins? Just a luck thing? Proper spacing? The Soper's have a dishwasher dispute. Carl has no competitive edge left, also know nothing about pigs. Confessions for a Wednesday.

Carl makes an acquisition that will blow your mind, or make you think he's a massive nerd. Either way. We get an update from Valerie (piss jugs gf). Did her ultimatum work? New S&B field trip + fun facts about Sweden.

A Chinese Buffet in Sheffield, England takes their measurements seriously. S&B hit a homerun in front of a live audience. Carl figures out what a Boo Basket is. Field Trip stuff, Clip and lots of Thanksgiving chatter.

Has it been Carl spreading the garbage in Matt's yard? Hell of a theory. The Blue Jays really let the air out of the room. Speaking of painful exits - we wrap up all things HTZ Bachelor with Alex Hobson and our 3 Bachelorettes.

S&B put in a little overtime to find the resolution for our HTZ Bachelor Alex. Who will he chose and what will their decision be on a 2nd date? Also, celery on the highway, confessions and more. Loaded Wednesday show with Soper & Brown.

Does the Nirvana Ghost live? Some heard rumblings over the weekend. Soper dabbles with the Golden Bachelor and discovers exactly what we predicted. It's fat bear week! Rejoice!

Finally, after so much contention, Soper & Brown with the help of our talented engineering team have defeated a HTZ legend. Date #3 is in the books and we chat with Tatum and Alex Hobson.

S&B get reviews from date # and HTZ bachelor Alex. Are there more humans or toilets in North America? A question for the ages. It's draft day and we are drafting some of histories finest John/Jon's

That's a lot of Babe's! We hear from HTZ bachelor Alex Hobson and Dat #1 Olivia. Confessions on this Wednesday range from recycling offenses to inter marital relationships. The Jays wrap up a record setting hot dog campaign.

It's almost date night as our HTZ bachelor gets cleaned up for the ball. Soper has to step up and be a #firmDad. A pizza and Little Peen interaction from Grape & Wine. Travis Kelce jersey sales get the Swift bump.

Tall tales of Grape & Wine festivities - from the parade to the bottles. Travis Kelce scores in front of Taylor Swift. Canada Wonderland had some people upside down with nowhere to go.

Last round of the Boss is Calling for Arkells tickets. Can Carl finally get a "what's my age again" correct? Clip It on Friday. Carl's wife turns him on. And an update on all bird related solutions.

A woman in Michigan decided that her Apple watch was worth saving from a porta potty. What hand do you wear a watch on? HTZ Bachelor audio dates begin today as Alex chats with Lauren and Tatum.

Were you stuck in that traffic on the QEW yesterday? Commiserate with us. A really strong Confessions for a Wednesday. Soper has a swollen shin. We try some new hump day audio to mixed results.

National Butterscotch Pudding day for those who celebrate. A Buffalo resident literally fell in the Pit! Hangover cures of the rich and famous. And Soper & Brown call your boss for Arkells tickets

S&B are back after what felt like a totally there and gone kinda weekend. The Brown's went to Burlington for some new Hot Chicken and some shelves from IKEA. Where are all the people on the QEW traveling to? Dolphin mating sounds and healing power.

Sitting on a grenade is not suitable transportation. Deion Sanders has power rankings for his kids - do you have a favorite? A chicken spill near the Chattahoochee ruined the day for some folks in Georgia.

In this podcast you will find - the greatest draft Soper & Brown have ever done. A solid debunking of the Alien's shown in Mexican Congress. Soper's review of the Bell media sales/client golf tournament.

The Soper's head out for some all you can eat. Wisconsin bar goers suffer a heartbreaker. Confessions this week sets a record for scum bags. Welcome to Whamel Wednesdays.

Go Fund Yourself lands a $500 winner. Aaron Rodgers short lived Jets tenure. Draft Kings sets a record for most tasteless parlay ever. One Chip challenge may have deadly consequences.

Go Fund Yourself, pal! Did the Brown's make the room too comfy? How many people got disqualified from the Mexico City Marathon? What remains impossible to look cool doing?

Stephen King needs to write to one song and one song only. Soper gets an unwanted knock on the window. Falcon Scream 2, if you know, you know. Carl gets some huge news.

Check your mail box, the good coupons are out. Our Bell office in Barrie has a pigeon problem and we have a falcon solution. Soper's parents hold up traffic on the 401. Draft Day sends you back to school.

Get in, the custard is fine! Vanny DeVito has arrived and looks so good. Alex Hobson - eligible bachelor. Confessions is super weird this week. The worst flight from Atlanta to Barcelona ever.

Happy New Year! In a way, right? Welcome to the new school year. S&B check in on wing eating competition in Buffalo. Are you stuck at Burning Man - stay in ine! Hobson strikes out looking.

Grab the podcast and enjoy it with your feet in some water. Happy Long Weekend! Sir, there's a bull in your passenger seat. How does Soper feel about the kids going back to school? James from Decew Falls Brewing pops by.

It's our final front lawn Thursday of the year. Thanks to everyone who has stopped by and made these broadcasts special. Thanks to our promotions team for all their hard work. Enjoy the show

A world record for hugs has been snatched away from Hootie! Free drinks in a Milwaukee bar for Aaron Rodgers losses. Bees spilled in Burlington. The Bonecracker craze of 2002. Confessions rounds out your Wednesday.

You know, gilk? Like the blue stuff? Some drunk astronomers in Japan have been left unread for 40 years and counting. The moon tomorrow, very large, super, some are saying. It's the pee bottles or you Val, it's not a 2 way street.

The Soper's have a fridge update and it is both relieving and frustrating. Carl is just trying to keep his laundry clean. Name that van enters the final round of voting. Bob Barker passes and that put's Carl in the lead.

The Soper's got a new fridge and why for the love of god can't things just be easy? Some tragic news from the world of wrestling. Clip It, Greek Fest passes, Big Wreck tickets and more.

We debut a brand new game for Big Wreck tickets. There's controversy on the Ball Hockey court. We're drafting hats today - all nice ones too. A visit from Joe at the White Whale.

What a start to show #800! Carl experiences road rage and understanding. We're no longer relying on karma. Confessions Wednesday is all over the board. Do you salt your watermelon? Or maybe you mayo your coffee?

Get your jeans at Costco? No sweat, HTZ nation has your back. The Ghana Mining Company - maybe the laziest attempt at a scam of all time. Carl packs up his funko's. An S&B first during Carl vs the Clock.

Back from vacation and oh boy did we have different experiences. Carl and Tim Denis have an accidental movie date. We try sparkling yogurt. Greek Fest passes + Big Wreck tickets all week + name that Van voting is live.

Maybe the worst list in the history of lists is brought forward to us. Math is no use when the premise is this bad. Draft day and we are drafting days. Plus - wedding chat, impress the Brown and more.

The most feet guy ever is the Dink of the Day. Soper's parents have arrived in Southern Ontario. Matt keeps collecting cats. The Browns get new sheets and it somehow costs Soper money. Confessions Wednesday - losers abound.

Did you get carried away at Canal Days this past weekend? Stuck in traffic on one of our fine highways? Over stuffed at Rib fest perhaps? It was a busy one. Should Matt buy a goat? Komodo vs Moose - are the scavengers the true winner?

Don't worry about what it's for, we just need it. It's the Friday before a long weekend so lets match that energy. Canal Days tonight and the boys are pumped. How much is a bubble hockey table? Modz is in town and Soper discovers a small win.

Post Malone sets an incredibly expensive record. The boys are on the front lawn and experience all kinds of weather. The PM is separating and that's definitely news. The Blue Jays kicked out a hot dog fairy

Should we all just pack our wagons and head east? How big of a scam is Air BnB now? It used to be cool. Carl doesn't know enough about Iceland. Confessions provides and update and then gets dark.

Is that bear a man? Is that man a dog? The world is getting confusing. Soper wants to push the dates on a Mexico vacation just by a week for one hell of a reason. The van - it runs fine!

A spill on the westbound 401 this morning has us wondering "how the hell did you manage that?". A discussion of Lawn Games and our favorites. A little update on the HTZ van + the breakfasts just keep pouring in.

She just thought it was going to be easier to buy the whole bag. Happy anniversary to the Soper's and happy bday to Boyu Jon. We're looking for your old bobbleheads. What to the call the van...man

There is too much sandwich chat to go into this one hungry. Digging into the UAP/Alien life congressional hearings yesterday. We get an update from some hesitant swingers. And the draft of all drafts - sandwiches.

What do you need for a 1st trip to Las Vegas? The Brown's get a new mattress and Carl uses sheer force. We attempt to sort out bottled water via blind taste test. Confessions for your Wednesday is a little ripe.

Should first responders get a little monthly something for their labors? We think so. We get a cat update from Matt. Do you know how your benefits work? The celebrity death pool claims another. Massage time

Squeezing out every last drop. Back for another week of S&B biz. The Soper's hit the cottage and find a dog sitter. Carl reviews the Barbie movie. The all name team for the NCAA football season is out

Lets all have a JO together on this Friday. Soperdamos weighs in on the upcoming Slamball season. Ozzy retires - again, maybe. Shark Week gets underway on Sunday. Soper's cat came back several days later

NASA confirms what Soper & Brown already knew. Soper has been summoned but not for anything cool. Draft Day and this is a hard one - swearing substitutes. A real cork soaker of a category.

Confessions Wednesday anchors a busy show. Soper gives us a 2 cat update - surprise, it's not going well! S&B try on a little role reversal. How does one divorce a ghost? A rescue on the high seas.

Collecting Horse samples takes up more of the show than you would expect. We break down in great detail the "riding mower across Canada" problem - special thanks to Tyson the smarter than us guy. Plus, Farming for Love needs the S&B bump.

The Boys are back. The Brown's once again visited Maine, the Soper's were Ottawa bound. As was a significant tornado warning. We discuss the tragic tale of an internet cuck. And an iPhone investment pays off LARGE.

Last day of school - for a week, anyways. S&B are off next week, returning July 17. We chat with our pal Chris from Gravely. Don't ride cheap roller coasters in Wisconsin.

It's not a legal defense, sorry, it's just not. Today's draft is such a banger, some of our finest work, honestly. Did anyone leave some coke in the White House? Check your pockets.

Who did it better? Carl gets fired up at the Dink of the Day. Confessions day features an early finish. Joey Chestnut won't let a bit of lightning get in his way. Carl vs the clock vs his short term memory.

Back from a lovely long weekend and we can't see a damn thing! The Soper's and Brown's head to the cinema. A town is Saskatchewan is over taken by inflatable dino's. Matt has a Cat and he's not enthused about that.

A review of the S&B field trip from last night. No leftovers in the fridge. The boys pay tribute to a true Canadian Icon - Sue Johansen. Cats, wrestling, blimps, clip it - all in a Friday episode of the S&B show.

2nd Front Lawn of the season. We chat with AEW's Ethan Page and get set for the S&B Field Trip to Collision tonight. Did Carl fix the sprinklers? Or lower the water pressure in the building? An all things Canada Draft as we head towards the Canada Day long weekend.

Soper needs a fanny pack real bad, time for a return to tradition! AEW Dynamite and Collision take over Hamilton. More taco chatter than we anticipated today. Confessions for your Wednesday is really spicy.

Ok, so we have this long talk about bands acquiring other bands one hit wonders and it's a weird concept but you'll totally get it. Netflix adding back Titanic - poor taste? Soper's daughter shows incredible patience

Welcome in the 1st ever S&B pod sponsor - Robar Centre! Carl is coming in from a wild night in Toronto at Forbidden Door. Soper is back with less fingers than he left with from camping. Darren McCarty takes up some space.

So rarely do we find a scandal in the collegiate female bowling ranks, so we got to investigate. The Titan submersible story comes to a likely conclusion. 2 Billionaires posturing on social media - no one wins.

Still no word on the Titan submersible. Taylor Swift isn't coming to Canada and it's probably our fault (sorry). The video game draft might be the most opinionated yet. Some follow up on the massive announcement of talent for Canal Days in Port Colborne

Soper is back, surviving a hockey ball to the throat. We dive deeper into the Ocean Gate lost submersible story. We learn about Leamington, Ontario - tomato capital of Canada. And Matt solves a love/hate issue.

Day 2 sans Soper but we must carry on. Carl and Jon discuss the OceanGate sub lost in the Atlantic. Is it rude to build a sandcastle in a blowout? Plus, Chris and Chase from Gravely join us live for a chat and a song.

Soper suffers another Ball Hockey related injury so it is the Brown and Howe show this morning. Jon and Carl run through the Formula 1 results, ranking states via fun. We launch the newest S&B field trip + announce the 2023 Rock Search winners.

All about the Dad Gauntlet today. We are joined in studio by 3 awesome judges to watch 4 HTZ dad's run through a gauntlet of events. The Pour, the Joke, the Knowledge and the Bod. Clip it, Machine and all that good stuff too

The Harvard Medical School morgue is not the upstanding organization that you think it would be. A Belgian man fakes his death to teach everyone a lesson - that he's a sociopath. Dad draft is quite the split between Soper & Brown.

Wednesday edition of confessions takes a slightly confusing turn if you have trouble following family trees. We are visited by a Crokinole expert and learn a little about the game. Carl takes measures to ensure he gets a work out in.

Pat Sajak is retiring so the boys are getting their resumes ready. The Nirvana Ghost has had it's fate decided. More alien details from Nevada. The D of the D today has some layers to it.

Coming off an absolutely packed weekend the boys got tons to say. Dunnville was incredibly gracious hosts on Saturday. Carl has tales from Comic Con. Soper encounters the worst of Ontario drives on the 403. Nick Taylor lifts a curse on the Canadian Open

Niagara Falls Comic Con weekend, we send Carl Brown to investigate. Look for the boys in the Mudcat Festival Parade in Dunnville tomorrow - sounds like a party. We break down the Guinea Fowl, the Nirvana ghost, Ozzfest and more with Lonny the Engineer.

This is truly insane. Whatever you think the update is, it's not that. It's draft day - we're talking board games. LIV Golf and the PGA tour merger is discussed. Plus, we pay respect to a real one - the Iron Sheik.

It's orange outside, that's probably not great! Heavy smoke in southern Ontario today. Ever been shoved off a cliff by a goat? Terrible business. Soper experiences Track and Field parents. Confessions today are kinda dark.

Blue Jays fans are hoovering hot dogs at a record pace. Can you hang a banner for that? Carl finds a turtle. Is Ozzie stuck on your display screen? The Golden Knights have more on the line than the Stanley Cup.

The Rock Search top 3 announcement takes center stage on todays show. The Soper's sports book takes a beating. Congrats to the Buffalo Bandits but that trophy... a letter from Evans Blue and more of the S&B romance novel.

The boys are chewing up the lawn in pursuit of long life. Or something. We got some lovely fan art. Grand Dads has re-opened, donut fans, rejoice. Carl tackles the Spelling Bee. Chat GPT writes the boys a romance novel.

Carl's search for childhood abs took a dangerous turn. Is the Cup final going to start or nah? When in nature - maybe leave it alone? Maybe don't set off fireworks on the bus. Donut Draft is mired in controversy.

Best to just wait in that bathroom line than to wonder outside in Florida. Carl has his Aunt Holly join the show for the day. Need the backstory on all things Brown? We have you covered. Plus confessions and more.

Our beautiful children, such handfuls. Old Man Werther's Sea Captain Fun Fact Brown has checked in. Cracker Barrell lives up to it's reputation. Cleveland - this isn't that bad? Citronella is officially over. Barton St claims another title.

Winning just feels so much better than losing, especially when it's for a great cause. This show is a celebration of HTZ nation. Niagara Children's Centre and the Help Kids Shine campaign was the real winner

It's Plasma Car race day for the Niagara Children's Centre and the boys are legit nervous. HTZ nation comes through in the clutch with the donations to give us an advantage. Carl has the skunk problem for a change. We're drafting dips on a Thursday.

It's Confessions day on the S&B show, send yours anytime brown@htzfm.com

Another glitch in the matrix brings Carl more Molasses. Donut comparisons. The return of Clone High. The Celtics ruined something cool. And you can't drive some else's back hoe to the airport.

Carl is back from Maine and we answer the question of why someone would take a vacation to Maine. Soper's got a bleeder in the family. Rock Search 2023 top 6 are announced.

Carl does a summersault. Alexis on Fire tickets to give away as the boys head outside and luckily it warms up eventually. Our first attempt at HTZ Plinko. Lots of guests and visitors throughout a very live and on location show.

Why is the worst candy in the bag always yellow? What is it about that color? The Soper children and the kids of HTZ nation desire to be office drones. Have the Coyotes run out of options in Arizona?

Is a glass of milk when you're out for dinner a weird thing? Is Chocolate milk childish? Is Carl full of sh*t? It's all possible. Soper's Wal Mart frustrations boil over into the dumbest debate possible.

They finally receive their punishment. Lets isolate some vocal tracks. Where are you, exactly? The Soper's take in a Bandits game. The Brown's get a fire pit. The XFL champions have been crowned. And the NHL playoffs roll on, without any Canadian teams.

A thick, dark brown syrup obtained from raw sugar during the refining process, a version of which is used in baking. Seems easy right? Some young drivers make our dink of the day. Tickets to things are expensive.

A little lemon, a little vanilla extract - nice treat you have there. More Aerosmith tickets to give away, more NITA guesses for Noise 3. Leafs get a win. Draft day brings about heavy analysis.

And a happy one to all who celebrate. We play a round of Carl vs the Clock as we give away Aerosmith tickets + celebrate McHappy Day. It's Wednesday so you know we've got some confessions for you too.

Carl is not pumped about the NHL draft lottery. Soper feels like Brown left him hanging yesterday. We give away the Robar Centre training package. Impress the Brown for Aerosmith tickets. More Noise in the Attic.

The guy just looks like a dude who sucks toes, that's all there is to it. Aerosmith tickets are up for grabs. A new Noise comes around. The Leafs are in deep trouble and we recap last weeks draft of 1 hit wonders.

It's Derby weekend so S&B run through the field of contenders, Mint Julips and big hats. Theirs a penis on the lawn ahead of the coronation in the UK. Plus, the Rock Search top 12 AND the conclusion to Noise 1 for NITA.

Noise in the Attic rolls on - 2 more guesses, did we get any further? Carl Brown the Science Guy brings the scares. Star Wars day and Soper reveals a fact about himself. The Draft of One Hit Wonders is so difficult.

Poor Bruce, he didn't do anything wrong. NHL playoffs kick off rd 2 with a couple awesome games. The Soper's are dog sitting a big dog and it's an adjustment. Road Trips or short flights? And Carl is back for a round of Confessions.

Canada is officially getting low on Gord's. We reflect on the passing of Gordon Lightfoot. Our buddy Alex from 610 lives up to his end of the bargain. The Brown's are hitting the road and Carl has the worst idea.

Brand new week, brand new month and Brown is back from his illness. The Leafs finally killed the meme. The Bruins blew it. Concert announcements, icebergs shaped like penises, NITA, Marshall scoring goals - the boys are all the way back.

Week wraps up with both special guests Asta and Jon joining Matt to fill in the Carl void. Clip It, Noise in the Attic and more of the Friday edition of the S&B + + Show.

The cast of revolving co-hosts continues as Promo Goddess Asta steps in for Carl who remains out sick. But the show goes on as does Draft Day. Noise in the Attic, anybody got a read on this? The Machine and more on a Thursday edition of the S&B show

It's the Soper & Howe show today as Jonathan steps in while Carl recovers at home. Noise in the Attic rolls on, a Soper led round of confessions and more on your Wednesday edition of the S&B (minus the B) show.

Gotta talk about that Leafs comeback just for a minute. Carl isn't much better. We visit a psychic goat in Scotland. A very nude Dink of the Day. Soper ranks his kids sports via the decency of the parents.

So no one told you life was going to be this way? Carl has an all timer bad weekend that was capped off with a visit to the emergency room. He's playing hurt today. We try Soper vs The World for What's my age again? What's the price for an 8 foot Gorilla?

The boys review their trip behind the scenes at the Toronto Zoo. Soper loses his blue check mark - he's in the mud with the rest of us. Kanye West may be scared of stairs - what scares you? Carl makes a plea for Record Store Day

Text box ain't working so we're just screaming into the void today. Halloween sex audio/S&B super mix. A rhino fart. It's zoo day so we're pumped up. A rather animalistic draft for you Thursday.

Ok, I might watch but they have to be nice to each other. NHL playoff recap - sit tight Leafs fans, you'll make it. Mom's Donuts has impressions of Soper & Brown. Confessions this week leaves people worried.

What is "a lot" of peaches? 3? 5? What constitutes a lot? Chelsea breaks Carl's ice cream heart. Popcorn spills. Playoff hockey. The "Night Shift" can we pour you a beer?

Noise in the Attic is back, have a guess? Love is Blind couldn't deliver on finale night. Soper & Brown head to the movies. Carl picked up his wife from the airport and doesn't want any credit. Monday Mailbag

Monopoly was designed for bullying, can we all agree on that? We got tagged again, apparently it's Groundskeeper Willy. Someone asked for the first ever clip it, we obliged. Great nicknames in Chess.

We're drafting ice cream flavors on a false summer day in mid April. Carl Brown the lonely guy is officially over it. The Air Bud challenge has nothing to do with dogs. The fine people at Oscar Meyer have teamed up with the Little White Chapel in Vegas for that Hotdog wedding you've always wanted.

Carl Brown the Lonely Guy has cereal for dinner. A roll of the dice for control of Sisters Bay, Wisconsin. Grade 6 fight club. Confessions on this fine Wednesday to get a nice sweat going.

We check in with Carl Brown the lonely guy, does he smell? Is he eating? The Soper's head into the great outdoors. The NHL schedule gets ripped. Noise in the Attic return date announced. We open up the mailbag with a ton of feedback on last weeks draft.

They found the big red spoon in Arizona! Soper deals with Toronto traffic and Canadian nostalgia. No pagers at the Masters. Carl Brown the lonely guy? And perhaps our finest draft ever - TV theme show draft.

Matt's wife brings shame to the family. Carl Brown the science guy detects radio waves. Confessions featuring a call from our boss post segment. Carl steps out on Soper. We review the Masters concession menu

A particularly engaged listener plays Carl Feud. How many driving tests can you fail before we gift you a bus pass? Carl makes a sound. We had some room to roam on this Tuesday.

Jonathan leaves us some clues as to his dietary requirements as we rifle through the garbage for his Skip receipts. Wrestlemania breakdown from Carl. A poor 14 yr old kid with size 23 shoes gets some relief. Rocksearch, Robar Centre and we give away $25k with Go Fund Yourself.

Carl Brown the science guy makes an appearance. One Wisconsin mans very cursed lawn. Recap of WWYD for $1000 as we wrap up. Power Trip festival is a hell of a lineup. An all time security tackle.

S& B live on location this morning at Merrittville Speedway for the final even in WWYD for $1000 - The Merritville Crawl. And what an event this turned out to be. Plus, Carl gaslights his wife to get his taxes done, A "cousband" is discovered and more.

We get our 8th and final qualifier for the Merrittville Crawl, last event of the WWYD for $1000 series. We review the Soper families rich history with Nikki's Roadhouse. Carl has to go see our man Joe at the White Whale. Confessions for your Wednesday, careful with that broom.

Perhaps Tigers Wood's? Or Tom's Cruise? We dive deep into the worlds most expensive naps. Can Carl make it wrestling? Another round of City or Color. Plus, our 8 contestants sign up for the Merrittville Crawl.

It's Ranch Ice Cream day on the S&B show, the boys give it a sample. Carl was a travellin' man this past weekend and made a stop at a local legend. City & Color tickets + the final concept for WWYD for $1000

Carl Brown the Science guy makes an appearance. The list of places to survive the zombie uprising in Canada is flawed. We draft Saturday activities. GFY, WWYD and our last pair of Noel Gallagher tickets.

It's WWYD for $1000 challenge #3 as we send 2 listeners on a 4 hour walk. Soper's review of youth basketball + a fish sandwich. Carl tries to fight a car full of teenagers. The return of Slamball + the boys figure out how many shows they've done.

Have you seen my gorilla? 8 feet tall, ceramic? Songs you absolutely can't play at the strip club. Carl has an old man injury. More details on WWYD for $1000. The athletic Soper and a round of Confessions for your Wednesday.

We get our 2 contestants lined up for WWYD for $1000 round 3. More Noel Gallagher tickets. Carl wants to become a bear hugger. Soper continues to dodge the pig topic. Bean cushions, get em now while they're hot!

No, not Carl. Should the Soper's get a pig? HTZ nation says absolutely. New concept for WWYD for $1000 is unveiled, got some time on Thursday AM? The worst punishment for stolen left overs ever. We open the Mailbag and try to figure out why Blockbuster reactivated their website.

The Pigeon smugglers try again. Matt plans Carl's wake. Some more Irish trivia for St Patricks day. Chicago gets rowdy. CLip It, WWYD follow up, Go Fund Yourself and more on a loose Friday.

It's WWYD for $1000 concept #2 - the Alarm Clock Challenge. Can Ellie and Rob last the 4 full hours? A truly small dink of the day. Carl reviews a great fish sandwich.

We find another loser on TikTok who says he's a time traveler. Did we just live through the darkest winter in 73 years? Or am I naturally this miserable? Cocaine in the wheel well - what's a boy to do. And of course, a round of confessions.

We have found our contestants for WWYD for $1000 concept #2 - The Alarm Clock Challenge. My name? Well it's Fire Exit and I'm more famous than Elton John. Bedard has never paid the clown? Not even once? More Hootie and the Blowfish content than you would expect

Carl was set to miss the Monday show due to a trip back to BC but mother nature said HARD NO. So here we all are. Concept #2 for WWYD for $1000 is borderline torture. Facts about Ireland, Oscars feedback, WWE betting.

Last pair of GnR tickets for the week. A special edition of Draft Day as we shuffle that concept to Friday for a few weeks. John puts on the snow pants and takes the run across the bridge for the 2nd annual Burgoyne Bill day. More Winter? Or is Spring around the corner..

Today is all about WWYD for $1000. Dave and Brandon join us in studio along with Kelsey and Sarah from Tootzies Tune Up in St Catharines. And we proceed to tear a strip off these guys. Plus, more GnR tickets, dink of the day and Rapid Fire.

Never kissed a squirrel. Carl's birthday so he gets some special veto powers. G&R ticket giveaway takes a wrestling spin. Durian Fruit - should we try some? Matt reveals Carl's birthday present. A spicy edition of confessions.

A timed coffee run for G&R tickets. WWYD for $1000, we have our competitors set for Thursday morning. An adjustment to Burgoyne Bill day. Is Tom Brady ready to further tarnish his legacy? We hope so. Oshawa takes some lumps.

Does Jon Jones listen to the S&B show? Busy sports weekend recapped. The Soper's checked out Great Wolf Lodge. Areas around us got Thundersnow but Carl didn't hear it. Digitally roll your rims and hop in for the Monday edition of the S&B show.

Carl Brown the science guy is here to inform us of a new core. A core inside the core if you will. NHL trade deadline coverage is underway. Formula 1 returns this weekend. Florida looking to institute dog restrictions.

New words for 2023, lets rage farm through the list. We're drafting duo's - food and beverage, cinema, music, sports, scenarios. It can be anything. Defcon rating goes down, not up. Emma wants to play with the boys (ball hockey).

I'm so pumped to not have to spell February every day. Best thing about March. S&B take on the animals in the arena debate. Panties for earthquake relief, everyone is just trying to help. Confessions on a Wednesday.

Busy Tuesday with Billy Talent tickets and our first Go Fund Yourself winner. Carl doesn't sound like that pool guy on YouTube. Have you turned down your invite to play at the Coronation? Ever run into Dan Aykroyd anywhere?

How do you possibly go through with the ceremony? How can you kiss the groom? Soper has Skate Beef with some rowdies. Go Fund Yourself launches. We play impress the Soper. Billy Joel review, Pres of the USA bump from S&B?

What does the Fox say? Huhhhhhyeahhhhh. Carl is headed to see Billy Joel tomorrow night in Niagara Falls. Netflix recommendations from S&B. Is Brown insane for how he opens his packages? Clip it and lots more weirdness on a Friday.

Chicken worth getting arrested over, I'm going to Carolina. Science and Math once again leads us astray with a study from the UK on the "happiest songs" in history. Draft Day on the S&B show and we're chasing side dishes.

A face tattoo that will absolutely limit your opportunities in life. Did Carl hit a skunk this AM? Soper meets King Racoon. More graffiti is discovered. And Confessions shows us that even revenge can end in love.

Has this winter felt mild? The Soper's would agree - they got some fleas. Leaving an empty donut box in the break room is a sin. Carl has a big wrestling weekend and even a positive Facebook buy & sell experience.

AC has not been fixed in the HTZ studio so we're still sweating to the oldies. Also, something is very clearly dead in the walls of the White House of Rock. Soper losing his voice. The return of the XFL

Nick Bolton delivers the great sports HOOOHHHHYEAHHHHH of all time. No question about it. We drill down on the best name draft. How can you possibly keep it at 4? What's a marriage without a few murder for hire plots?

Confessions brings us tales of High School drama, Guitar Lessons turned sexy and Valentines gone awry. Would you snitch on an ex for $100? San Francisco still exists as far as we can tell. The Browns open the Forbidden (LEGO) door.

Is Joey Bricks going to dodge his super bowl bet? Will his nipple remain pure? Umpire Joe West remains a total nerd in retirement. Ash's unread texts. Is San Francisco still there?

Recapping tons of Super Bowl news and notes. Joey Bricks and the nipple piercing, going down on Thursday. How many things can we shoot out of the sky before we get 1 ounce of transparency? S&B Field trip was a glowing success.

Holy shit is Carl grumpy today. Give em a tug. Fresh round of clip it on your Friday. Vibrating butt pills are discussed. We almost end the show before it starts. Superbowl prop bets and the boys learn what an octopus is.

Would your work place be better or worse if they added a trade deadline? Would you agree to a move? Would people get jealous of the compensation? Marshall plays ball hockey with a wizard. Draft Day is a treat for the audiophiles.

That's a tie right? Nothing to raise any alarms about. Confessions for this week has people driving into pools and faking sleeping disorders. We get the poll up to decide the Joey Bricks/HTZ listener Super Bowl bet/punishment.

Back from a very brief absence. Carl has some tales from the road - didn't know that they made plane seats that hard. Can we interest you in some Tom Brady retirement sand?

We're very sorry about the pubic hair chat. We'll not do any more of the pubic hair chat. Promise. We gave away a suite to the Rockzilla show. Drafting the breakfast cereal's. Early clip it. Where's Carl going this weekend.

Ozzy is done touring and TB12 is done throwing footballs. It's Wednesday so we've got your confessions. Does Soper's father in law owe him eggs? Bricks and the Super bowl bet. Tar = farts.

Good name for an action star. Our pal David Rush set a new record so lets have a listen...oh no. 2 opportunities to join the Soper and Brown Field Trip. The blinding glow of the Tim Hortons menu board. Is Joey Bricks ready to put something on the line for his Philadelphia Eagles?

No spreading butter from the fridge. That's a bread wrecker. Carl getting way to comfortable dropping his pants. Monday Mailbag gets opened. Rihanna and Booby Mcferrin = Devils Music? Or is all the work of a corporate giant..

2 more pairs of BTBO tickets for Alexisonfire. Classic Rock around the world is examined. Carl vs the World for a perfect record. Is a cookie dessert? Disney log ride water for sale. Genesis + all solo projects vs Beatles + all solo projects.

It's draft day with Soper & Brown and today we draft "smells". Tons of feedback on this one. Some BTBO opportunities to see Alexisonfire. 24 days of survival at sea but at least you had ketchup. The Royal Rumble and the Hamilton roots.

Matt's theory of a quesadilla not being rock n roll gets debunked. We go under the sea to regenerate some sexual organs. Canada's sex map is analyzed. Confessions this week is insane.

We talk to the Beer Store/Tooth guy. We revisit the sketchiest strip clubs of our youth. What is a Texas Low? Sounds sexy. Soper & Brown's little dreams - can we make yours come true? Matt dreams of Carl. Is a Quesadilla a rock star meal?

Carl is all through his vasectomy and the men of HTZ nation need to know: seriously, how bad was it? Tooth guy becomes a local legend. The Pepper is back on our radar. NFL playoff recap. Blow dart controversy.

The boys are off to Oakville to get Carl snipped. Lots of musical accompaniment. Is your favorite bar closed? Soper got some news and we decide to roll around in some nostalgia. Blow dart picks, clip it, Friday machine and more.

Such a cheesy line. We have a look at a bracket of all time "likeable" people. Which leads us into Carl's celerity death pool group chat. It's draft day, discussing All Things Blue. Name a cockroach after us if you really care.

Awww hell it's Kars 4 Kidz day. Soper & Brown are about to subject themselves to something awful. $20 for some recently used socks, you in? It's Wednesday, so you know it's confessions time. Shakira needs a fresh jar of strawberry jam and a new boyfriend.

Oh man, things got real frisky in Tennessee recently and the police force was leading the way. Kliff Kingsbury is a king among men, Bangkok has him now. Hamilton snow plows have names. Tom Brady - yer washed.

MILF Island is upon us but wait! There's a twist...

We look into the mailbag on a Monday. Things you just can't do at the grocery store. Weather in Siberia is worthy of the stereotype. We found the Las Vegas Bagel champ. Darts vs Celery, who came out on top?

Carl sounds like shit today but we're powering through. Listener tea recipes with the good garlic. Take a brief trip down to Cobb Country, Georgia. Your Mom jokes are back in fashion. Blow Dart and Celery predictions for Wild Card Weekend

Napkins on the dinner table. You got em? Soper seems to think this is a class step up. The Mike draft may be the most controversial yet. Tons of feedback and lots of famous Mike's that didn't make the cut.

I received a number of texts during the show today asking me for my takes on the potential sale of WWE to the Saudi Arabia PIF (private investment fund), Stephanie McMahon's resignation and all the other variables swirling around WWE. So I put together a short podcast to answer a few of those questions.

Carl is sounding a little sexier today, he's fighting a cold. Lets put it to the test. It's Wednesday so you know it's time for some confessions. Breaking Cow news. The office we tinfoil'd in the summer has been mysteriously cleaned.

Drug dealers are getting down right creative when it comes to getting their product into prisons. Carl takes on wrestling themes in a little noise in the attic style game. An early contender for Dink of the Year.

In the year 2123 - where will we be? What issues will we face? Will Soper & Brown still exist? Soper proudly brags about taking down an eagle. Buying a Tesla for an Only Fans model can cost you more than the car itself.

Dudes are really just looking for an excuse to hang out, even if that means doing jiujitsu while sitting in a car together. We find a list of the worlds sexiest names. The blow dart predictions ring true once again.

It's draft day on the S&B show. On Matt's suggestion - foods that start with the letter S. Predictions for 2023 made from 1923, get your curlers ready. Our first entry into the Dinkies for 2023.

After some technical difficulties yesterday that kept a good portion of the show off air the boys get a proper return. A new round of Confessions for 2023. Our fist appearance from Guitar Dude on the Machine. Soper tries an edible and Carl tries to stay spoiler free.

Back from the break and....is this thing on? Ah man. Transmitter issues today but the podcast is here in full. Discussing a bit of Christmas vacay, a busy machine, Monday Night Football and the difficult situation the Bills are facing.

Last podcast of the year and the boys fire up the r/AskReddit page and deep dive into some trending question. Have a wonderful and safe Christmas and New Years from Niagara's #1 morning show

~ S&B

It's something we've referenced on the show a bunch but never had the time or the platform to truly dive into. Matt's "dad" is a real piece of shit. So here's the all the shitty details that we couldn't go into on the S&B show.

Matt is the way better interviewer on the show so he takes a crack at digging into the brain of Carl Brown. It's Soper on Brown for the first of 3 bonus podcast episodes this week from the boys.

The Machinies, the Clippies, the year end trivia battle. It's all here in the Season 3 Finale of the Soper & Brown Show.

Thank you all so much for checking out the podcast and supporting the show any way you can this year. Means everything to us.

~ S&B

It's the 2nd to last Soper & Brown show of the year and we're pulling out all the stops. Some best of the rest from the Machinies. Guitar Dude joins the show. We count the Dinks of the Year in the 2022 Dinkies!

Hard Pants for the holidays gets its own audio trailer (thanks Trevor, Katerina, Guitar Dude). We head to East Grand Forks, Minnesota and go to war with the squirrels. Carl gets shocked.

Absolutely packed show. Soper wishes us all a Merry Carl-mas. Chicken logs, some light beers and a bunch of old dudes? Sign us up. We chat with Colin from the Trews. Plus, the last draft of the year - Christmas movies. Carl makes a case for Dumb and Dumber.

And shave those sideburns! Soper's daughter gets some bad advice. Miss Croatia, we hardly knew ye. Ovi hits 800 and Gary Bettman gets dismissive about board ads. Your confessions on this Wednesday get personal.

It's time to name some snow plows for the City of Hamilton https://engage.hamilton.ca/nametheplow

We discover Joey's work lasagna and his very specific instructions. Mrs. Bricks is a very caring mother. S&B review a terrible Xmas movie pole. The boys receive an incredible donation for the undies campaign.

Chelsey Soper - we are concerned about your memory. The Brown's babysit and re-watch Avatar. Did it leave them craving more? The wrapping paper must match the gift tags - Brown you have to know this. Juggling after hours.

Bit of a different podcast today as the boys were live on location at the Great Holiday Food Drive. Tons of guests join the show as well as the usual features like the Machine, Clip it and Smash S&B Balls. Big thanks to everyone who made a contribution to todays event.

Starting to love these draft days. Today we tackle Christmas snacks - you walk into a family open house, what do you see? What fills your plate? Carpeted Kitchen vs Carpeted Bathroom, what's worse? Has Joey Chestnut finally crested the hill?

Where have you been kicked out of or permanently banned from? We ask HTZ nation. Have the boys finally settled on their task for the underwear sales? It's a Wednesday so open up the confessional and tell Father Brown what you've done.

Big announcement on the show as Soper & Brown will be hosting the HTZ FM Holiday Rock Show from The Studio in Hamilton on Wednesday, Dec 21. Get your tickets today. Bust our balls, Machine and some camel controversy.

The return of Bust Soper & Brown's Balls! Stay tuned for more. Mrs. Soper creates a terrible banana loaf. Carl reviews a Buffalo eatery. Eating a raw crab as a show of dominance can lead to consequences.

The staff Christmas party. A controversial pick in Soper's December draft yesterday. Do you still have one? Does it make sense to attend? Brampton takes some lumps. Clip it, Machine, solid Friday antics.

It's Draft Day on the Soper & Brown show - this week, drafting all things December. We review the Cocaine Bear movie trailer. The Dew Review is up for your enjoyment. Smuggling drugs in heavy equipment. Have a roll in the bramble with us.

It's a Wednesday so you know it's time for a round of confessions. We have some doozy's this week. S&B undies, have you got yours? The boys have settled on what they'll do if we hit 1000 units.

Ok, a 20 minute standing applause. How annoying is it really? Lets find out. A round of do we have to feel bad. Send your remains to space, it's cheaper than you think. Cleveland has a new mascot. Soper is becoming an inflatables guy.

Mascot showdown, who comes out on top? The Soper's chuck some bears. World cup recaps including the Canadian men's elimination. Bob Dylan can't even sign his own books anymore. Mailbag, Machine and our final Rockwords winner.

According to ABC news this is the busiest day of the year for plumbers in the United States. US vs England at the World Cup, loser keeps James Corden. Joey Chestnut reaches his limit. Clap for em

Giant steps are what you take, working on the moon. By 2030? Unlikely. It's Thursday so you know we're drafting, this week it's gas station snacks. Soper dreams of Brown and and Irish saloon.

Did Carl get the Bezos cheque? Still up in the air. Hamilton sewer leak has been going on for...26 years?? Sell your Pokemon collection and retire. Soper gets bullied. Risky travel stories. And more Carl Confessions

Carl has a random man on his porch with a potentially excellent offer. Will it work out? Matt's daughter Emma was on cup duty on Saturday and rarely left a glass empty. Don't wait to get your Soper & Brown Underwear https://www.iheartradio.ca/977htzfm/events/soper-brown-undies-in-support-of-wellspring-niagara-1.18773797

Ecuador fans want the beers! The World Cup is underway and it's time for the blow dart to make its predictions. The Toronto Argonauts pull of a really entertaining upset to win the Grey Cup. The Bills would rather not stay in Detroit.

Carl is jealous of the snow (and Thundersnow!) that our surrounding areas received. Do we have to feel bad? The World Cup is going to be a tad dryer this year. The heist of the century. Clip it, Machine lots of Friday good shit.

Is this finally the food hill that Joey Chestnut can't climb? Are you and your partner into snow globing? Or should it be called Hallmark'ing? The boys open the fridge to discover what should be drafted.

The dudes in Buffalo just love to take their shirts off. The gummy bear guys are actually kind of cheap. A tinfoil toss for the ages. We find Carl a side hustle. Get your Carl Coffin Confessions in for next week brown@htzfm.com

Is Carl's wife becoming a collector? 3 stores in a row would answer yes. Matt's daughter takes on Volleyball and we answer the important questions: can you bet on this? A jump rope ends up where it shouldn't.

Where to hide a paper clip. The undies are live! S&B field trip in review. Matt's daughter takes on volleyball, how do you set a betting line on that? Did we mention the underwear - https://www.iheartradio.ca/977htzfm/events/soper-brown-undies-in-support-of-wellspring-niagara-1.18773797

Your best nap scenarios - rank em. Can a guy get a hot dog at 6am in Ontario? A cocaine smuggler missed the important part of the gig, smuggling. Talk to your kids people, they aren't that scary.

Controversy reigns in the world of Corn Hole. Folks aren't coming in with a legal bag. Stunt driving on the QEW and the amount of listeners who are comfortable with it. Is it fair for Matt to dunk on his 8 year old son? We've settled on a Jet Ski name.

I think we tapped into the deep memory bank of HTZ nation today with an obscure Canadian clothing manufacturer. A new festival in Las Vegas in May. We name a Jet Ski. We review the most Philly guy of all time. And attempt to secure a plinko board.

Our dinks of the day are drawn together by their stupidity. Carl heads to Mississauga where they love the show! S&B had a hell of a night in Fort Erie. Weekend weather. Powerball lotto continues to grow.

A little public shame can go a long way. We discuss what to do with a local dink of the day. Boston Dynamics is pushing the boundaries on robot tech. A night out in Fort Erie awaits the boys.

A seat fit for a king, literally. A very handsome and interested party in the Ottawa Senators. It's our 2nd day in fog, it may never lift. $28k for a sex chair, just use the couch. Barbarian, Weird Al, Rumblr.

Need a boost? Rent-a-Soper. He'll pump your tires. Carl is better for some bar trivia. US cities vulnerable to dragon attack - ranked! The Sens are for sale, any local buyers? Soper ranks the kids candy hauls.

Little spillover into this show which kinda feels like October 32nd. Carl is on a island on this concept. Soper was unaware that Dracula had sex appeal. Halloween reviewed. Rockwords winner, costume contest winner, update on the undies.

It's the Halloween show, welcome one and all. Join us for some S&B traditions - like the Halloween sex audio! Will Soper pay to keep his checkmark? Carl has a gecko named after him. Fill bars and Barbarian at the Brown household.

They legitimately have a line in the police budget for Crisco, unreal city. S&B have a chat with the "preppers" of HTZ nation. No judgement here, things are grim. A Silver bar and a blown tire in Kingston

Put some respect on the mans name! Dude had a song for everyone. A recap of our visit from the paranormal investigators yesterday. Soper's wife has a nose whistle. Carl's brain on display.

Busy show today - Soper & Brown review the sexual antics of a politician from Manhattan. From a reddit post to hanging in our kitchen in 24 hours - our Sailfish. S&B welcome in Kate Dejonge and friends to discuss the supernatural quality of the White House of Rock.

Holy hell we got a massive taxidermized sail fish. Oh man that came together quickly. We talk to the night eaters and there are many of you. Voter turnout and municipal elections. Hot damn we got a massive fish and no clue what to do with it.

BYU, always innovating! The University deep in Utah has a very unique outbreak. Soper recaps his Mom's visit. Our costume contest launches with a really fun prize. Carl smokes Matt in Fantasy Football.

Reliving some road trip glory. The boys are craving a steam, anybody know a spot? Soper has a weird ear, can jalapeños fix it? Clip it, Offspring tickets, Machine and more on a busy Friday.

It's October 20, we can shut em down for the season. Soper's mom is making her way into town and we discuss what she's been through the last year. Little Bitty metal content from our buddies Trevor and Guitar Dude.

You read that correctly as a haunted property in North Texas has a sexy past. Spooky happenings around the white house of rock as the return of some items has the boys puzzled. Fruit cake auction, more Offspring tickets.

Was Carl right all along about James Corden? Brown almost got skunked. Did we alert the authorities to the dick pills heist? The Soper's are looking for a corn maze. Carl wears a cardigan.

We may have a thief at the White House of Rock. Soper is missing his favorite zip hoodie, his Cowboys mug. Brown is missing his bag of international coin. The suspect list is lengthy. Fat bear elections = rigged, human hibernation = possible.

We had no idea the depths of the Burlington/Oakville rivalry. Who does your town hate? An Islanders fan takes a risk and falls flat. A nude man on the loose. Soper's neurotic tendencies. Tropical Storm Karl (not Carl).

Get excited if you see a house warming gift from Ed Sheeran. Blink 182 tickets are on the expensive side of pricey. Amazing Race? More like the Amazing Lie! Astronauts do not need $41,000 to return to earth. Do not send them $$$

So a ton of radio stations across this fine country of ours received penis waffle/donut packages from Blink 182 to announce their comeback tour. Not us! NITA rolls on with noise 6, will it last til Friday? Jon "Boyu" Howe gets his moment in the sun.

NITA continues at 7 and 9. Blue Jays/Mariners talk. The in-laws visit rolls on. A thanks giving review. Jon's pronunciation of "buoy" gives us more than we ever could have asked for. Tinfoil toss season 2 gets under way!

Pringles all the way from Japan! We finally get to try the Egg Salad flavored pringles. The blow dart predictor. Carl's TikTok algorithm. The In-laws have landed. Best ways to consume Thanksgiving leftovers. Mariners vs Jays. Plus the Machine, NITA, CLip it and more

Frasier is back! And in other news...Carl's hair is finally gone. We recap that. Soper finally exposed his experience with an adult film to his friend and look alike. We get a NITA winner and debut a new noise. Giselle looks to shed some bad vibes.

It's Carl's last day in the toupee so we are on location at Rozies Cafe in Port Dalhousie. We had an absolute blast, met a ton of HTZ listeners. New Noise in the Attic debuts. The #62 Home Run ball landed in boring hands. Jays vs Mariners is very intriguing. Tech issues and all, here's our day on location. Cheers.

The Lake Erie Walleye Trail fishing derby has been compromised! We got a record pumpkin just an hour away, worth the drive? Rept-Jillian by request from the Machine and a deeper dive into why people just can't accept reality. Taco Horoscopes!

An envelope with $1.50 in it to make good on our spoiled donuts. Incredible. We recap Matt's weekend adventures in puke and travel. Yes, the hair is still attached, barely. And Carl is over it - big time. Naming your boat Titanic 2 makes it tougher to get insurance.

Carl has hair and he's not thrilled about it. It looks better than anticipated but that's not saying much. Noise in the Attic needs a winner. And dammit we aren't stopping til we get one. Bruce Willis deep fakes, Florida and Hurricane Ian.

Soper had some alone time on Tuesday afternoon and mid act found himself staring at a familiar face. Maybe the longest standing grudge in bad divorce history. More NITA. Dunnville, stand Up! Carl prepares for hair.

How much cleaning do you do before you bring in the cleaners? A polite tidy? A toilet scrub? The In-laws are on their way. Carl is getting toupee anxiety. Ash is in LA, more NITA stuff, NASA nailed that damn rock and the Browns got their pumpkins.

The Superbowl has it's halftime show and it almost cost Carl dearly. 2 more cracks at Noise in the Attic. Grape and Wine recap. The Browns checked out Hamilton Comic Con. The blood drive wraps up, did the boys make their goal?

The in-laws are coming and Carl is not ready for it. The Terminators are champions but Soper has a tummy ache (he's being brave). Shatner on the masked singer. Yik Yak? More nuclear reactors on colleges than you'd think. Clip it, NITA, Machine and more.

A Noise in the Attic heavy show as we make up for the phone lines yesterday. Carl Brown the babysitter. Comic Con in Hamilton and Carl's missed opportunity. Canadian Blood Services, it's your final day to sign up.

A contest so hot the phone lines couldn't handle it. Embarrassing wedding entrances and injuries. The one thing you really can't do as the COO of meat alternative company. The worst tipper in Pennsylvania.

Just casually 4 inches taller. No need to explain! We deep dive into the cosmetic leg lengthening clinic in Las Vegas. Noise in the Attic continues to build. Blood Donations do too as we have some new hairstyles to vote on. Carl vs the Clock takes on Smile Cookie week with Tim's.

Just don't! Didn't you see that video in grade school? Little NFL chat. Carl is back in full force this week and we get the update on his wife and her procedure. Recap the Grape Stomp. Canadian Blood Services - now is the time.

It was Dylan's best album after all. Carl returns Monday. Matt welcomes Jonathan to the first portion of the show. Noise in the Attic continues to build. A highway spill in Oklahoma makes the cut. Clip It! And the HTZ debut of Chelsey Soper.

Can anyone crack this noise in the attic? We get our Reading Rainbow metal remix from our buddy Trevor with Sons of Butcher. The Queen sent a mystery letter to Sydney, Australia. Cheating at Chess, but make it as weird as humanly possible.

A selection of Carl hairstyles make their debut on our social feeds. Which one is your fav? So are we working Monday...or what? Noise in the Attic continues to stump. We play a game of older/younger and catch Carl up on what he missed yesterday (ball stapling!)

The Soper and Howe show today as Jonathan fills in for Carl Brown (away on personal business). Noise in the Attic #3 continues and the 9am guess is a doozy. Steve O stories, a Tuesday Machine and a chance to know Jon a little better.

It's on the poster, but in the film? Never. Really a lot more Air Bud chat then we planned on. We solve the Orange riddle. We get serious for a moment as Carl details where he'll be this week. Noise in the Attic round 3 continues.

Taste for Hospice Niagara was a smash success, the boys recap their late Thursday evening. The Bills were also a smash. The worst email click through campaign ever. What was being smuggled out of Nigeria? Clip it, Machine, debut of noise #3 for NITA.

Like a piggy back? Damn. Carl's door mat discussed in length. Noise in the Attic #2 rolls on. A foggy start after an incredibly late night in Buffalo. The Nirvana baby comes up dry (get it? He was in the pool?)

Are you in line for Pig Destroyer? Or Acid Witch? We examine the lineup of bands Joey Bricks will be playing with. Noise in the Attic day 2. Sasquatch theories. Brothers don't fight! Brothers hug!

A Tesla driver on the QEW figured he had time to catch a few zzzz's. Soper & Brown share some thoughts on the Taylor Hawkins tribute from Wembley Stadium. Noise in the Attic has returned.

All the way down. Check out any of the HTZ social feeds and get acquainted with what lies at the bottom of our steps in the basement. Canadian Blood Services update. More Aussie Rules football chat than you'd expect

Santa vs ??? Who sells the most ppv? The Suez Canal was blocked (briefly). Shingles is running wild (maybe). A speeding ticket in Colorado has us giggling - although it's not really funny.

Did we give the S&B bump to public affection at MLB parks? A world record pumpkin that, as of yet, is not a boat. Carl is obsessed with his blow dart gun. Remember that town in Japan where the monkeys were overrunning the humans? Things have not improved!

NASA has such a badass idea. And we have our own Dart project in studio. What is the worst imaginable getaway vehicle? Things we did in the 90's to keep up with sports. Catching a fly with Carl Brown.

Whatever floats, pal. Carl suffers a loss but maybe it's not what you'd expect. More smuggled bologna. A record set for the largest single sports memorabilia purchase. Pumpkin paddling down the might Missouri.

She's really gone. I just saw her yesterday, thought we had more time. But she's gone. Carl visits the Falls and tries a sandwich spot that HTZ nation has heavily recommended. An Ultrasound technician leaves Soper feeling cold. Will the Mega Millions jackpot winner please stand up.

Getting a drink Mutumbo'd out of your hands will lead to a confrontation. Mom and Dad checked "opt in" on the paddling box. Lego pop up bar, but it'll cost ya. Soper & Brown head to the dreaded staff fridge to discover relics from years past.

Land Shark, the most clever of hunters. The tin foil bit finally pays off. More details on Canadian Blood services. What does your favorite Dive Bar taste like? Carl finds a fish. Are people too soft on Brown? Soper thinks so.

Soper digs deeper into the mystery of the death notice hanging on the wall at his father in laws place. Turns out to be a real piece of Canadian history. TV and movie homes that you would love to live in. Canadian Blood Services campaign is under way.

Are you taking knock off male enhancement and popper pills with creative names? You may want to check that label. If you find us at Wiggles in Etobicoke - no, you didn't. The 1st ever S&B scavenger hunt is a great success.

Buy a lotto ticket today Carl Brown, he hit all 10 green lights on his way to camp Soper this AM. Best concert you've seen outside of the Rock genre? Is Duran Duran a cop out? Gretzky the Gum liar? And a conclusion to the White Whale/Cup-gate scenario.

He may not have read Moby Dick, but Brown understands when a man longs to make something his. Hunter has the day off and he asked S&B what to do? We have some ideas. The Mullet World Championships are on - but we're hear for the names.

Ketchup on your onion rings isn't weird. It's just not. Are there better dips? Absolutely. But you need something. Nude rings? Pass. We catch up with official Australian correspondent Adam Ricard. Carl goes to the races with Jonathan

Happy birthday to our own Matt Soper. We celebrate in all kinds of ways. Special guest, lewd cakes and musical tributes. Ball Hockey results, Monday mailbag, a full machine and so much more on a very 34 year old edition of the S&B show.

In Spain, where cured meats are a serious business, a husband and wife duo stole and resold 7000 hams. What have you taken from work? Why is Matt being threatened with a reach-around? Skunk arrest. Best beer league team names.

Yes, we did. Of course we did. Very impressive. Add Almost Famous to the Soper hasn't seen it list. Carl wears a hat. No iPhone charger with a new phone? Turns out the boys aren't Star Trek dudes.

Replace the word "eyes" with "ass" what becomes the funniest song? The World Juniors are back. Mt Brown is rumbling over the treatment of a HTZ staff member. When would you schedule your 10 mins? String cheese scam.

That's a road trip foul right? Pickles in a contained space. We untangle ourselves from the pepper business. Dakota and the bladder stones, terrible band name. The worlds oldest divorcee and more on a Tuesday edition of the S&B show.

The boys unknowingly step into a massive spicy pepper controversy. Opened a real unintentional can of worms. The Browns hit Ohio. The Soper's go country. Dog swaps. Mini Donut records. ESPN 8 - the OCHO!

William Shatner's wallet hits the lost and found. And adult category at the Olympics? Mega Millions reaches new heights, will Carl get in the draw? A 22 month investigation from the OPP pays off. Quitting your job via excavator.

Rank the damn months. 1-12, whaddya got? Soper's weird arm gets a diagnosis, was Dr Brown correct? The Browns are Ohio bound. Joey Chestnut and his new Chicken Strip record.

Featuring some of the worst stuff imaginable. ABBA made it on twice? Come on. Space auction. Matt's weird elbow. Leftover pizza. Mayweather/MacGregor 2 - electric boogaloo.

No question about it. The best. We throw away some old meat. Soper gets his head phones back. Is a pickle stuck to a ceiling actually art? And who cares about all that we finally got our damn Flex Seal tank tops!!!! Even Carl got excited.

It's apparently a thing for the Italian market. Rock Ballads - give us your top 3, a hearty debate worthy of a listen. Jim Irsay has got money and an eye for the prize. Canadian Blood Services - we have our challenge in place.

Joey Bricks comes under a little fire for some "alleged" studio offences. Recap on the Tan Line business. Canadian Blood Services needs our help and we've got a heck of a goal to reach for. A pee that lands in your top 3700.

Carl thought he was working on some kind of a watch tan. HTZ nation puts him in his place. Best tan line songs? Does Len suck as a human? Witness protection name generator. Have you been stood up on a date and love taking huge public L's? Call now!

First time ever, Matt Soper just straight up turns off the alarms. Luckily, he had a backup. Carl isn't interested in improving. Heat Wave really taking a toll on Britain. Airport madness, candy testers, Taco Bell diets and more on a Wednesday edition of the S&B show.

Soper takes Dakota back to the vet and they confirm our suspicions (not about the dog). Heat Waves are discussed both locally and abroad. Carl impresses his wife with his technical mastery. The boys get stiffed by the vending machine.

We can't figure this out. Absolutely no majority decision from HTZ nation either. The Soper's drive back from London. The Browns take in the Wiener races in Fort Erie (plus a rainstorm). Carl treats himself BIG TIME.

The Soper's skunk problem moves closer to home. Has Carl given Matt the ultimate ice breaker gift? He certainly thinks so. Lets swap shirts for some reason. Crocs are officially IN. Shark Blimp? SHARK BLIMP!

Did we receive the best collaboration in S&B history today? Guitar Dude and Trevor from Sons of Butcher create - New Age Carl. Score Pizza recap, we had a blast and the HTZ pizza is available for noon Friday. The Ontario things we do that we aren't aware are unique to Ontario.

Niagara Falls is expensive? Color me shocked. Tim Horton's Camp Day so it's time for another round of Carl vs the Clock. We hear back from holacostarica1977 on Plenty of Fish and get some answers on what was behind that profile picture.

If you caught yesterday's show, you know that someone created a Plenty of Fish profile using a photo of Carl. So, we decided that we should also create a profile - lets go fishing! Soper's KFC review. Zach Wilson's sex life. Weiner races in Fort Erie and more.

Boys are back from vacation. Can I get an egg salad sandwich? The Soper's made their TV debut and have reviews of Rochester. Some Born and Raised recap. S&B getting their own pizza? Score. Plus, someone is using Carl's photo on a dating site.

Festival season is upon us. Lets all get sunburns. What have you broken immediately upon purchasing? Hamilton Bulldogs season wraps up. More Trews and Newark prizing. Busy show as we head into a little vacation time

Soper & Brown advent calendars? Whaddya think? Our Guinea Fowl might be on display for the whole damn world to see. 1700 lbs of fireworks feels like too much, even if you are particularly patriotic. Your ex girlfriend marries your day, what's your next move?

Farming for Love - coming to your TV this fall. Dolph Lundgren likes them younger than his own daughter. An insane 25th anniversary in sports. The Hamilton Bulldogs are on to the Memorial Cup final! Lets name some Guinea Fowl.

No joke, he's huge. Carl finally got to visit out friend, Liz in Buffalo. Also learned that Iguana's require a ton of care! Nazem Kadri lets em know. The Hamilton Bulldogs are in another do or die scenario. Matt's tale of ping pong redemption. A mosquito bite, but just the tip.

So, one of our transmitter sites has a problem: ticks. And lots of them. Our engineering department has a unique solution. Brandy, your a fine girl - but how would a metal version sound? The Soper's go camping. Metallica, Downton Abbey, Deadeye Dick and more on a Frida edition of the S&B show.

Bold choice, honestly. A woman in Brazil has really committed to the bit by marrying and producing a child with a rag doll. Did Flex Seal seriously make a response video? Keep your head on a swivel when looking for tiki cups at 7 Eleven, Carl isn't looking out for you.

The rules in Qatar are just a tad different that those in some soccer playing countries as World Cup attendees are about to discover. Nashville to Tuscaloosa, what'll that cost ya? Carl's sister is making a visit and he's being a spaz about it. Jonathan subs in for Soper's ball team.

Free ice cream and nobody wanted it? We were offered free ice cream and nobody could be troubled to take a 5 min stroll. Skunks have rabies, all of them. Carl finds peace at the Westminster Dog Show. First day of summer, heat warning in effect.

How do you wake up? 1 alarm? 30? Zero? HTZ nation was extremely varied. Rock Search 2022 has come to a conclusion and we reveal the winner. Flex Tape? Can we have our shirts? The plumbing at the White House of Rock sets up back again

Didn't think we'd venture into Eurovision entries from Moldova today did you? We met Brandy - that Brandy and yes, she is a fine girl. Tom Hanks is no door mat, give the dude some space. Rock Search Finale tonight, see you at the Warehouse

How about that humidity, folks? Nothing but sweat, poutine and calendars today. Fun show with the reveal of Marshal's ball hockey championship. The Hamilton Bulldogs get some love, deservedly.

Where are certain members of HTZ nation no longer welcome? Lets find out. U9 Ball Hockey finals should absolutely take priority. The end of Internet explorer. Well it's a hot one (actually though, take care)

Do you like hearing Carl chew? This is your kinda podcast. 1 extremely angry elephant gives us our first animal kingdom dink of the day. More blimp chat! We hear back from Flex Seal and we do have some demands. The pool hole is fatal.

Snap Pea? More like a crunch pea. The boys debate the crunchiest of vegetables. John-Angus of the Trews joins us to announce the final 4 bands for Rock Search 2022. Tales from the lobby of the Big Wreck show.

More rare than you think, the Goodyear Blimp caused a mild stir in the Niagara region yesterday. Did the Vet tech think Matt & Carl we lovers? Flex Tape finale. How deep of a clean do you give your car before it goes in for service? Sriracha shortage is on the way. Check your condiments

Happy 6/9 to those who celebrate. U9 Soccer gambling remains a profitable source for Soper. Front Lawn Thursday - next week. Flex tape ghosted Matt. Carl stays positive. Someone made us a clock!

Brandy, you're a fine girl (and thanks for the chocolate). Soper the Telescope guy? We sent Jonathan to Hamilton, specifically Barton St East, to celebrate its victory as the worst street in Ontario. We also got deep down the yacht rock path.

Ol' Carl the Prospector, definitely super banging. Flex Seal has reached out to Soper to make peace. 4 times the daily allotment of Viagra will leave you seeking medical attention. 13.5 hrs to Minnesota - lets hit the drive thru.

It's just 2 games in the same day, that's not a tournament. That's just not what this is. Worst places to get a sunburn, rank em for us please. Carl was at Niagara Falls Comic Con. Soper vs Flex Tape is the feud of the season.

Rocksearch showcase #1 tonight, join Soper & Brown at the Warehouse in St Catharines. Niagara Falls Comic Con tomorrow, catch Carl there from 12-3. The Queen's Jubilee and what she might not be able to do. Guitar Guy with a Machiney's worthy jam. Lots more on an F-it Friday.

Carl is unimpressed by a bungee jumping world record and Matt thinks he doesn't know how to have fun. It's election day in Ontario, get out and make your mark. iHeart radio playlist should be seeing some new ads. Soper experiments with Flex Tape.

It's alright to be little bitty. Nothing to be ashamed of, now enjoy these baby carrots and check out todays show. Carl Brown = Ripe Watermelon, alright then. The Plasma Car Race was a blast and the HTZ team got ultra competitive. Lets play a round of "I thought everyone knew this?" with Carl.

White House of Rock is out of coffee, this will not stand! The boys went to Top Gun and the reviews are in (it rules so hard). The Machine stays thirsty for Mr Brown. Did Carl get excited at a ship potentially sinking?

We learn something new about Carl today; he takes Winnie the Pooh weirdly serious. What does Carl Brown do with 3 hours to himself? Soper hits the remix with a little Salt n Peppa. We take on an uncooperative vending machine and a ton more.

The asster-piece is up for auction! Place your bids for a good cause. The Huhh Yeah beer is now available for purchase from our friends at Newark Brewing. When gambling on youth the soccer the over remains a safe bet.

Audio from deep space sounds as horrifying as you would expect. An underwater volcano leads up down the path of a detailed Sharknado breakdown somehow. Waterbeds? Who's still got one? Can a specific flavor of chip be seasonal?

Back from a long weekend. The Soper's got a little fortunate on their way to visit friends in Kingston. Carl has a vasectomy booked...in January. Rock search top 8 announcement and recapping the weather that left some areas of Ontario devastated on Saturday.

Can we hear a Huhhyeahhh from the bridesmaids please? It's Taylor's wedding day, congrats to our dear friend. The WHL bantam draft gets picked apart. Start the Folks counter! Wishbone - more than a dog and an NFL offense.

Our dear friend Taylor is getting married tomorrow, S&B will be in attendance. Oklahoma Sooners (and the all sports name team) have their new QB. Smelling salts? Or just cat piss? Pearl Jam had to find a back up drummer.

Careful, there's piss in that! Lot of alien chatter on todays show, some influenced from yesterdays chat with William Shatner. Does the Guinness Book of Records hate David Rush? Are bald jokes considered sex related harassment? Ice Dogs sale, 90's hip hop legends and more on a Wednesday edition.

It has been a long term goal of ours since the day it was announced. William Shatner will be at Niagara Falls Comic Con June 3-5, but today - he joins Soper & Brown. Also, the Browns go to Washington, Soper goes to the Juno's and Walter goes to town (on Matt's dog).

Land a plane or park a cruise ship under pressure? Mr Brown goes to Washington. Big day in Port Dover with the return of the bikes. Soper takes on the Juno's - with very little direction. It was time for the AC last night.

Folks, we got em. We have secured an interview with William Shatner next week as part of the Niagara Falls Comicon. We review the dietary choices of new Washington Commanders QB. Rate our Rock has given Matt and Carl the chance to review some feedback on the show: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Follow up on a story from earlier this year as our man in the UK finally makes the final move with his "appendage". Got dinner plans? Forget em, go treat yourself. That first Avondale Dairy Bar of the year just hits right.

Carl is back in studio today and we put his slowly returning taste and smell to the test. Dink of the day takes the car chase to a new level. Are your old VHS tapes worth anything? Highway 403 incident from Monday. Carl Brown the Tourist Guide is emerging.

Someone tell that horse he won. Chill man. A baby in Brazil has the most metal birth ever. Carl's aunt is visiting and gives us some context on "Bubba". Jeopardy, NHL playoffs, the most expensive nap ever, pig heart transplants. All that and more on a slightly healthier S & B show.

Kentucky Derby is up on Saturday and that's the field of horses? Not a keeper of a name in the bunch. Our final round of Mom's of the Machine and a happy Mom's day to all. Rock Search top 16 gets announced.

NASA is taking a unique approach in a new attempt to reach intelligent life; send nudes! Doesn't work every time but it's tough to fish without bait, right? More Mom's of the Machine. NHL playoffs continue. Beaver tranquilizers. All kinds of stuff.

So as always, Carl was up and logged in early this morning. Unbeknownst to everyone, his mic was recording during the processing of the Machine messages. Some NHL playoff stuff. More movies Matt and Jon haven't seen. More Mom's of the Machine.

Does the show sound a little different today? Soper and Brown have both tested positive for Covid and are broadcasting from home the rest of this week. The boys discuss some of the challenges of remote radio. Plus, NHL playoffs, Ashley Maddison (it's still a thing), more Mom's of the Machine and your suggestions for HTZ FM Monopoly

NHL playoffs are upon us, 4 games tonight to get started. Our Canadian Jeopardy champion rolls on. Soper & Brown have entered the "purchasing window" for a bidet. We play a round of what hasn't Soper seen. Mom's of the Machine, we want to hear from you.

The streaks keep streaking. Soper reviews a penis. Cover bands/Tribute bands - we have some suggestions. A post office in Antarctica needs your help. Carl's long campaign against James Corden can finally rest.

Our Canadian Jeopardy contestant lives to fight another day. Avatar 2 has a release date, are you still up for this? Tropicana launches a breakfast cereal to pair with OJ (the juice not The Juice). Found money in German cabinets

Betty White's passing back in January left us with a conundrum. Who's the internets new favorite senior citizen? We run through the contenders. A Canadian has gone streaking on Jeopardy. Carl is on a streak of his own. Sun visor secrets, sleeping on the toilet and more on todays S&B show.

Not the fastest pig in the ditch, that's for sure. We skip the dish'd some Wendy's breakfast for a review. We discover a Bear suit in the basement and redefine it's purpose. Carl stays positive (or so he thought).

We wrap up this round of Tradio and pick a winner. Little recap on Friday's activities, did anyone notice the little Easter egg Cal left in the photo's? The perfect Saturday? Yard work Sunday + the biggest backyard rip off there is. Mailbag, Machine and more on a Monday episode.

Today is Dump Day — in support of Earth Day! Thanks to all of HTZ nation who donated with proceeds going to the Niagara Peninsula Conservation Authority. A BIG thank you to Cotton Inc for providing the dumpsters and to Good Eats Diner for providing breakfast sandwiches and coffee.

Sometimes you just have to get off the damn plane. Tradio wraps tomorrow, join us outside the White House from 530 - 10am. Some Oreo science to get the brain working. Our pals in Sons of Butcher recorded us a beer commercial

Innocent til proven guilty, and then sometimes you have to prove it again. We head to Kentucky for a story about a man who simply just did not want to celebrate his birthday. Carl takes on the Sprite challenge (after Matt was unsuccessful). The Soper's take a long hike.

Busy show after a 4 day weekend. Soper traveled to Toronto to help out his cousin. Parking and pooping drama commenced. The Brown's may have crossed a dangerous line last night. Tradio updates, Burgoyne Bill lied and more.

What does that even mean? What are the worst 3 animals to get stuck on your roof? Some Tradio follow up. May as well just glue yourself to the floor I suppose. A little tribute for Adam on his last day. Lots of Friday features on a Thursday show as the boys are off for a couple. Catch you on Tuesday

Leaving behind only the Green Jujubes is weird right? Hot Dog butts. Sometimes, you just need a ride home. Get your limbs lengthened for a cool (and nice) $69k. More tradio. More Machine. More humiliation. Hell of a Wednesday

The Juno's want Matt Soper! And only Matt Soper. We recap Adam's big news. More Tradio content. A Machine messages leaves us flustered. Carl has an emergency at Camp Soper

Time to put this Hoyaa/Huh Yeah business to bed once and for all. Carl went to the states and tried Wendy's breakfast. The Soper & Brown playlist smashes all expectations. Tons of sports details from a busy weekend

We were blissfully unaware of the black market cheese game, not just abroad but right here at home. Masters weekend and Oscar De La Hoya is not the guy to leave in charge of your money. We've made a decision on Tradio, details Monday. Clip it, Open mic stuff, loaded Machine and more.

More Lou Bega chat then you'd expect. Trade offers continue to pour in for S&B Tradio. We'll make a decision tomorrow. Masters week, have a look at that Augusta menu board and take our $10 challenge. Wendy's breakfast. Calling all Aliens (and Rept-Gillians)

Tradio has launched! Check out what we're offering on Facebook and Instagram, rummage through your belongings. We want to make a deal. Food takes that'll get you cancelled, lets hear em. The iHeart radio playlist blitz is on!

Til the day I day. Music Radar and the list of least sexy, sexy songs is just flat wrong. Soper attended a Zoom baby shower. Sounds bad but actually had it's positives. Loaded Machine with the extra day off. Carl is still a little banged up from WrestleMania. Tradio - it's back baby!

Soper and Brown are off today but we recorded a special edition podcast for detailing some of the concepts that we couldn't do for $1000. What got denied, what was totally unreasonable, what was just impossible. Have a listen, back tomorrow.

Return of a really cool concept next week. Get your offers ready for Tradio. WWYD for $1000 the sticker for Kevin's back window is revealed. Formula 1 headed to Las Vegas in 2023, what'll that set you back? Wrestlemania weekend, hope you enjoy it.

Little Big Jim has arrived in the world! Huge congrats to Liz in Buffalo. Bruce Willis is retiring from Hollywood, so we had to spin Respect Yourself. Crowd sourcing a license plate. A great debate on the Eric Church story.

Dee-Cal vs Deckle, can't we all just get along. A story of 2 of the most reprehensibly stupid people in history, involves a waterslide. Check the socials for our Newark Brewing video. the Soper's have a mouse problem.

We've found our final contender for WWYD for $1000 in Kevin. We answered the age old question: what is the horniest animal? Is it me or did it just get fatter in here? BK cutting back on the nuggets. Happy bday to Mrs. Soper, at least carl got her something

So much to cover today. Our HTZ FM beer has a name. We announce the final concept for WWYD for a $1000. Will Smith slapped the sh*t out of Chris Rock so we got to break that down. Carl visited Ontario Collector Con. Canada soccer, the Machine, Monday Mailbag and tons more.

WWYD for $1000 contest #3 gets absolutely SMASHED by Brittany from Niagara Falls. And we got some beautiful art to boot. Carl is headed to the Ontario Collector Con this weekend. Clip it, Machine and more on a packed Friday edition of the S&B show.

Vending Machine reveal (we made Jon count). Soper & Brown field trip today to visit our friends at Newark brewing. Go ahead and fart in front of your spouse, they'll forgive you. Canada vs Costa Rica tonight at 10pm.

Drop me from on high you brave Pterodactyl, it's the way to go. Soper & Brown take to the vending machine, refilled for the first time in 2 years for the $5 challenge. Get your votes in to name that beer.

1 full year of Soper & Brown Podcasts and we do thank you for the support. Maury, after 30 years, is wrapping up. We call off the search for Josie and the Pussycats. S&B find their contestant to paint with her butt. Chestnut vs Bolt - we break down the math

If we put Carl in a zoo would you pay to see him? Disney on Ice review from Soper. Movie snacks are debated. A St Patricks day college party has Carl feeling ancient. Concept #3 is revealed for WWYD for a $1000.

I think I can still hear it in my brain. Eric and Chase attempt to go the distance in WWYD for a $1000 contest number 2. We talk Daniel and Canada's Got Talent. A time traveler who's full of crap. Clip It, Machine stuff, lots more on a chaotic Friday.

In another round of things you never thought about: how did dinosaurs procreate? Carl Brown the science guy digs in. Dorito's shrinkage, you hate to see it. Labatt 50, it's cold! Brown in shorts and more on a Thursday edition of the pod.

Soper gets a soup lesson from Chowder Brown. The iHeart playlist is live and we want you to spam the hell out of this thing. Good chat about our friends at Newark Brewing and the suggestions coming in for a beer name. And how exactly do you spell Huhhhhh Yeahhh?

Big loss in the world of wrestling as Scott Hall/Razor Ramon passed away Monday night. Soper dips his balls in Soy sauce. The origin of the Kars for Kids jingle. More Born & Raised tickets + we find our contestants for the Cotton Eye Joe challenge

Tom Brady was retired for 40 days. A Camel wreaked havoc in Tennessee. Soper saw twins up close. Carl's weekend with his mom. Concept #2 for WWYD for $1000 and our pal Ryan's sandy truck + tickets to Born and Raised

Busy Friday show as filled Ryan from Hamilton's car with sand in round 1 of What Would you do for $1000. We recapped our doors vs wheels tour of the White House of Rock. Wooden spoons and why they should be eliminated

It's Grumpy right? Soper ruins a sandwich. Wheels vs Doors - the debate rages. Carl throws his dishwasher pods in loose and apparently this is insane behavior. Mrs. Brown is making her first visit.

Today is the day. We set a calendar reminder 1 full year ago. Some mystic snow pants, the changing of seasons and 1 incredible man's journey across a bridge. Carl has chores to do. What did he do with the belt last night?

What are the odds? Both Soper and HTZ nation member Chad got Carl the same cameo for his bday. Lots of content around Mr Brown as he flips the calendar. The Sons of Butcher even pay some audio tribute. We have our first contestant for WWYD for a $1000.

WWYD for $1000 launches and we introduce the first concept. Rock Search is back in a big way. Newark Brewing is pairing with HTZ FM to create a beer. Soper stand up Brown on a sweat pant date. Grandads Donuts, praised.

Our pal Bill from the states sent us a link about an adult web company who've added a very unique perk to the workplace. Soper's cat gets an offer that sounds too good to be true. Clip It, Machine and some great open mic stuff.

Soper and Brown have a look into a text message scam that's targeting Ontario residents looking for their license plate sticker refund. Loud sex complaints in NYC. Our Mountain Dew review is up for you viewing pleasure.

Soper and Brown take a deep dive into a wild video from Cambridge. Car crashes, nudity, angry dogs, snow tackles - it has everything. Matt gets cursed by an 8 yr old girl. Carl's mom is making a visit.

We have got a challenge for HTZ nation. Soper and Brown have been tasked with creating a playlist that represents the show. The birds are making it personal with Carl. Gas prices and the search for perfection. Restrictions lifting in Ontario.

Back in November there was a truck full of condoms stolen in Ontario. Is some of the "product" finally making it's way to the street? Soper applies to sniff dog poop. A ticket stub sells for an incredible price. Matt shows Carl an ingrown hair.

Soper can't shake the Wiggles. We talk about Bruno and Carl gets to figure out why we don't talk about Bruno. Hank the Tank is actually Hank the Tanks! Matt has a poop scoop and boogie. Carl's car has finally been smashed.

Fallout from yesterdays chip challenge continues. Woman in Atlanta has quit her gig to breast feed her body building boyfriend. $1800 to stay off social media. The Soper's have a dog poop problem. Carl's car is flattened

Carl's large bear son continues to wreak havoc in California. Osheaga line up gets announced. What is your 3 song stripper set? The 2 dumbest radio men in history attempt the Hot Chip Challenge. Instant regret.

Look, if you climb into the tiger enclosure we no longer feel sympathy for you. Figure it out. A frozen penis at the Big Jim games. Have we been censored by tik tok? 90 t-shirts and just 21km to go.

On the 2 yr anniversary of the S&B show we might have the first legitimate fight between the boys. A neighbor dispute gets toothy. A fast and the furious level heist has presented itself. More clip it, Machine and Black Keys tickets

We examined toilet paper usage from across HTZ nation. More Deep Purple and Black Keys giveaways. The Queen emerges (strategically). Grandma's house from Happy Gilmore has gone up in price just a tad. Carl discovers more dicks.

Digital toilet paper square counter. Are we wasting squares? Tootzies does an absolute bang up job to wrap up our Super Bowl bet. Tyler was a great sport. Adam & Joey take no responsibility. Soper isn't getting his bag fries

Hell of a discovery for Mr Brown this morning as the cap on his rear passenger tire had been replaced. Things not to hand the cops after a DUI. Fake ID's in Michigan. Soper and HTZ nation check their expiry dates.

Moons over My hammy and and marital vows, a beautiful thing, We chat with Tyler and Jordan about Sunday's game and the ramifications - Tootzies bound on Tuesday. Did Matt and Carl get a visitor during the show? Sure felt like it.

A monkey forest in the UK gets creative for mating season. We name a "you f'd up" winner. Great clip it this week. Joey/Adam spin zone. A chat with our Bengals and Rams fans to determine the stakes of their friendly wager.

Hudson, Ohio is where ice fishing and sex work meet apparently. We may have our winner in the you f'd up contest. Did any of you steal a fire truck this morning? Put Soper to the test on his baby animal knowledge. And finally, some big news from Ash.

More of your you f*^k'd up stories including a mishap with a VCR and some misplacing their priorities as a train approaches. Best things to drink/converse around - we rank em. License plate stickers may be a thing of the past in Ontario.

We venture into the oft ignored communal fridge in the staff kitchen and finally reveal the stiff pizza within. We've adopted a Beverly. The worst buy and sell story/photo ever. Garbage fires, relationship f*^k ups and more.

I thought the Queen was into her new phase by now? Did we get a legitimate interruption from the HTZ ghost? Rotten eggs for Jeff. Mattress Mack's big bet. What the hell did Matt find in his backyard?

Big Jim opening ceremonies took place this morning. Syracuse zoo brings controversy. Clip it, Machine as per usual. Is moguls the pomegranate of winter sports? We discuss. 3D printed meatballs, some assembly required.

We keep an eye on the winter weather throughout Niagara this morning. Jeff got a new boat and it's big. Dog's are very perceptive creatures. Most baller thing you've done? Does Carl actually taste food? And a Pig does have a special set of skills.

Forget a groundhog, you roll out whatever creature you want today, it's winter and there's more coming. Soy Boy Brown is attacked for his views. Tin Foil toss improvements. Soper & Brown stag and doe raffle. Afternoon boys are ruffling feathers (tearing webs?)

A real 2 banana Tuesday on the S&B show. Some very revealing photo's showing Matt's true size. We hear details from Father Ryan. The Start of a Superbowl bet from HTZ nation. Carl visits Service Ontario.

The boys are joined by St Catharines own Jasmine Jasudovicious who won her UFC debut last week in Anaheim. Soper feels done dirty by the new promo shots of the boys. NFL Celery picks get reviewed. Soccer Canada's men's program takes another step forward.

We hear from a huge guest. Celery predictions for championship weekend. Some soccer Canada talk, some Rumble thoughts. A Machine revelation. Parking in Los Angeles. Fun pants on a Friday

Soper somehow left the house with both pairs of keys this morning. One issue - his wife needs to leave for work at 830am. Send the Brown! Convoy makes it's way through Niagara today. Tommy Lee's Penis has voice. What do you call the snow stuck in your wheel well?

The Soper's have to call in a professional. Carl has brought his N64 to the office and it's the talk of the town. The Aussie Open looks like a party. Carl Brown the science guy, very popular with unborn children!

What do you want to see in a vending machine? Soper heads into the lab with some audio. We chat with Liz from Buffalo about her upcoming arrival (and Carl's mail). Carl finally brought his N64, 1 problem, he almost tore his back moving the big TV.

Monkeys on the loose. Potato highway is frozen. The Bills...oh you poor Bills. A cake vending machine reviewed. Does Carl like to go swimming? How did that throw us so far off track?

Unfortunate news this morning as Meat Loaf passed away at age 74. S&B pay a bit of tribute. NFL playoffs week 2 celery predictions. Steady hand Soper and the staple removal. That skunk can do handstands!

Theft is theft but we delve into the absolute depths to discover one of the scummiest crimes we've covered on the S&B show. Finland pizza. Which Soper has the steadier hand. When we were young - you taking the bait? The boys discover (and dominate) Wordle.

Is that truly a potato? Maury, lets see the results. Flash Freeze warning for Niagara, that's a new one. Marshall takes a bump but we learn something from the diagnosis. Liz in Buffalo is having the first S&B sponsored baby. Can we name it?

The boys discuss their adventures in the snow. Getting into work yesterday was way easier than getting home. Both Tim from CKTB and Ash needed pushes getting into the office today. Carl sneaks in some collecting on the weekend

Soper & Brown made it into work with a little shoveling and a lot of Subaru. What a wild day. The Celery went 5/5 over the weekend, can we pull off a perfect Wild Card Weekend? Fake Toonies, Betty White and just so much damn snow

It's time once again to reach into the vegetable crisper for our NFL playoff prognostications. Should players take Viagra before this weekends games? Croc sales are through the roof.

"hello 911? Yes, I'd like to order a porno". The Soper's go to Antipasto. We get donuts and dunkaroos delivered by our friend Sam. Mr Noodle sandwich is discussed and dismissed. Peanut is a dogs name, not disputable.

Soper gets crop dusted. Random beer containers, examined. We hear from Carl's sister on the Machine. Was there live sex at the Panthers game last night? Soper & Brown get some fresh photo's done, plus a little preview of what's top come on the calendar front.

Alternative fry dips, trips to Antipasto, the dessert case, elite sandwiches. If you don't listen to this and then eat your feeling your a better man than I. We touch on advances in medical science, the Gates of Hell and who stole 2 Loonies?

Bob Saget news off the hop. A wild NFL weekend sets up the playoffs. The boys have a photo shoot scheduled for tomorrow. The final Movember numbers roll in. Mysterious Thai food on the porch.

More bad sports parent behavior. Top 5 Timbit flavors discussed and dissected. Betty White pizza tribute. What did your sibling torture you with? Carl Brown the science guy makes his first 2022 appearance.

An attempted pants'ing of an on court official leads to some gold. Local take out favs, hit us up! When do the Christmas decorations need to come off the lawn? Spoil your dog but a $16k bday party might be actually for you.

Carl is looking to sell a piece of his personal wrestling collection. For profit? No. The Fart Jar game is a dangerous business, not a long term thing. Jags fans are about to clown their own team. Turn in your Blackberry, it's time to go.

We're ready to be back and not a day too soon says Carl's wife. Boys are back after 2 weeks off. All their plans? Cancelled. Underwear total is in. Pan fried vs over baked bacon. Cold toilets. The Soper's get an air fryer. What's the best game wheel?

Soper & Brown created some special edition holiday week podcasts covering a bunch of different topics. These ones have some NSFW language so use your headphones in the office. Merry Xmas from Matt and Carl

Soper & Brown created some special edition holiday week podcasts covering a bunch of different topics. These ones have some NSFW language so use your headphones in the office. Merry Xmas from Matt and Carl

Soper & Brown created some special edition holiday week podcasts covering a bunch of different topics. These ones have some NSFW language so use your headphones in the office. Merry Xmas from Matt and Carl

Soper & Brown created some special edition holiday week podcasts covering a bunch of different topics. These ones have some NSFW language so use your headphones in the office. Merry Xmas from Matt and Carl

Dink of the Year, last round of bust our balls, your questions, the Clippy's and of course; the Machine-y's. Our year end countdown show. Special edition of Carl vs the World. Enjoy, Merry Christmas from Soper & Brown

Carl's odometer rolls over into a "nice" position. Urban Meyer can suck a butt. Horn update and improvements. Silent Macho Night. More open mic, ball busting and Offspring tickets.

How do Soper & Brown really feel about the morning banger? Pull the curtain back with us. We go Space Truckin. We got your horns and more best of Machine material. Ball Busting continues, open mic, Offspring tickets and more.

Soper struggles with the politics of parenting (mostly other parents). Carl's weird Machine blurbs get reviewed. More "best of" audio and a preview of Friday's Machiney's.

Tough Sunday for Hamilton(s) both CFL and F1 related. Mustard cars of Cleveland. Hiccup again and you don't stop. Carl visits a local watering hole. 2 rounds of Ball Busting, Offspring tickets and more

Live on location today with the Great Holiday Food Drive. The 17th Annual but really the first for Soper & Brown. Tons of guests and live stuff + our usual good for a friday, Clip It, Bust our Balls. We had a blast, check it out.

What are you weirdo's dipping in? Serious question. Scholastic book fair schemes and the payoff. 444 Christmas trees - got room for 25 more? Soper & Brown tag team strategies and more.

It's really the only time of year when all the boys are back in town! It makes the case for itself. Beer on the Christmas tree. Marshall clears the air on his art. Grey Cup weekend almost here. Should adults get 1 snow day per year?

We get picture evidence of Marshall's "art work". Definitely up for debate. A windy night in Buffalo. Family Feud round 2. Chances to Bust our Balls. Dream lotto numbers finally paid off for someone (not Matt).

When the doorbell rings you really don't know what you might get. Congrats to the Ti-Cats. Carl finally saw Ghostbusters. Do you have a tree in the bedroom? Or just a bush?

I'm sorry, Marshall is drawing what at school? The boys get the underwear purchase that will push things over the edge. Joey attempts a burp. Where would Carl put the dog squeaker?

Did this 90 day fiancé girl steal our bit? And no cut for the boys? We talk to Carl's friend Jess about her 7 Christmas Trees. What's on your wrapped list? We'll show you ours. Need Gone Today - a sofa or a kid.

The size queen found her proper Christmas bush. Is 7 trees overkill? Feels like it. Snowbound at the pub? Could be worse. The Fart Jar comes home. And still time to get your Soper & Brown underwear at www.htzfm.com

Soper hasn't seen Shawshank Redemption. And he's not the only one on the HTZ staff. Matt has a nosey neighbor or his cat is a nuisance, you be the judge. Carl was at the East Semi Finals in Hamilton over the weekend. Soper traveled back from BC and of course your first chance to Bust our Balls.

F bomb or really close call? You decide. Carl sucks at OLG games this week. An update on the Browns (not Cleveland). Soper's travels. Did that cactus just suggest taking cocaine?

We've been had! The ground hog has been dead for over a year and they kept it from us! DART mission gets launched to see if we can Deep Impact this thing. Soper's early wake up call.

Why wasn't Carl at the movies last night? We'll address that. Soper's bug problems are resolved? Maybe. The Catapult is put to the test. Joey's sardine confessions and Soper's dead on predictions.

The boys were all over Ontario this weekend. Carl finally saw some Wild Turkey's. Niagara toy show was costly for Mr Brown. Soper's life hacks on the road. London convenience store review. Railway City Brewing and Jumbo. Movie night, catapult test and more.

I really don't want the teeth, unless I extract them myself. Hidden Valley gets real gross for the holidays. A visit to Fenwick Pie co for Flakies. Have you ordered your Soper & Brown Underwear yet? https://www.iheartradio.ca/977htzfm

Ever wake up feeling sharp? One of those days. Passion Flakies, I'm on it. The Queen is morphing? All you can eat cut off points, kids in the dryer, Wild Hogs and the never ending Halloween candy.

A salute to a legend on 54 years in a tough industry. Underwear update, scorpion storms, Canada's soccer success. Wash your sheets. Maybe our best round of soundboard survivor yet. Check it out.

Oh boy. Left a few clips on the table today. Spiders in the towel and Mites in the bed on an itchy edition of S&B. Canadian soccer on deck tonight. The underwear is shipping!! Holiday seltzers and the way you smack my ass.

If the folks from Brass Against invite you up on stage: DON'T. Boys night went late on Saturday. The Soper's (unwillingly) decorate for Christmas. No teeth on the tree this year? A local connection kicks for the Cowboy's. Don't touch Carl's toys.

Our dear friend Shelby Knox wraps up her time with us today, best of luck to her in Kitchener. Christmas trees are short this year and the price of size is going up. What other Canadians deserve their own Timbits?

No More I love you's on this edition of the Soper & Brown show. Parenting advice with Carl (who will not be coloring that homework). A sequel to the Harding/Kerrigan story. Rocks in my berries and a cheap payoff.

Feeling hungry. Collectible and why Carl stays in his lane. The NFL's biggest whiners revealed. Search for a clean yogurt lid continues. Thanksgiving pizza, never had it (or have I?). True Bangers, reviewed.

Soup in a mug, it's sweeping the nation. The official soup of the Buffoon & Brown show? We debate it. A clean yogurt lid? Never. Soper's ugly dog and no trees will be planted.

Yep, a real catapult. Delivered right to our door. Some Shelby Knox news. Soper's back injury. Seriously, someone brought us a functional catapult. Have you purchased the hottest stocking stuffer of the Holiday season?

You feeling that? Something cooking today. Oh yes, get your underwear here! Soper & Brown Underwear in support of Movember is live. Kenyan wife swap. The back of the shelf has the best stuff. Clip it, Machine and all the other goods on a lively Friday.

Casual Thursday, no zippers or buttons. The kind of calves that only walking around heavy can build. Underwear is on the way (maybe by the time you read this). No spoons. Probably a lotto max dream. Adam and Joey think we're Aliens?

Time to sell babe, can't wait any longer. Two men with no piercings debate which might hurt the most. This old Horse needs a jacket. That puck belongs to you and trust me JFK Jr isn't coming back. Soper's dream notes interpreted

Space Beer, we've already written the creative. Bears do love them a bucket of original recipe. Stripper stories. Big Soup! And the Horns of HTZ come alive.

Oh lets just go ahead and mess with people on a Monday morning. Time change chaos reigns as some folks thought we were on early. We review our Ouija experience. Carl's NFCC visit, Soper's trick or treating, the Browns full bars and more.

Show us your HTZ comes to a finale. Haunted audio featured heavily in the show. We finally get to review the Jeffley Hollows hot sauce. Clip It, a long Machine and a ton more on the Halloween themed edition of Soper & Brown

The greatest collection of awful pumpkin products ever assembled. Cheese, Hummus, Kit Kats, Bud Light Seltzers, Little Debbie cakes, Energy bars, MOONSHINE!! The Soper & Brown Great Pumpkin Review. Enjoy

Whale Vomit but only from sperm whales! That's the good stuff. Who figures this out? Adam/Joey audio. We put Soper through the wrestling ringer. You owe .18 cents? Pumpkin day tomorrow!

We've been prank'd! Bamboozled! And now, we need your help. If you're lost in the woods, answer your phone. The guy who caught the Brady ball did just fine. Is Carl being low key greasy to Adam and Joey? Asbury Park, New Jersey - not the worst place to be buried.

The Soper's take Guelph, one shawarma joint at a time. Jeffley Hallows, we have good news. Tom Brady's 600th touch down football and a lesson in leverage. Someone finally uses one of our great ideas.

Chaotic Friday show with a special appearance by the Wolfe of Young St. He brought his t-shirt cannons and also confused the hell out of our poor landscapers. A 9 month cruise, you interested? The logistics of the damn thing. Clip It, Machine, all yer favs.

The Soper & Brown Great Pumpkin review is taking off. Items are flying in including something totally unpredictable. Carl takes on the Kids Show Trivia designed by Soper (Skip Pete). "mommy, how is radio made?"

Deep in the closet of a Floyds Knobs, Indiana home laid an $88,000 treasure. Horse chatter bookends the show. We've made tremendous progress on the Pumpkin spice front. Soper has a caramilk conundrum at home.

Soper & Brown are in the dictionary (at least the Urban one). Impress the Brown gets a little hairy. If the boys had to legally change their names what are the options? We begin the journey to the Soper & Brown: Great Pumpkin Review.

We've all seen how that video ends right? Husband locked in the basement and then a "down payment". Shelby's back! So is Impress the Brown. Michael Myers, so hot right now. A visit to the Niagara Flea Market yields nerdy returns for Carl. Still pumpkin-less at camp Brown.

Where the meat draw is always 2pm on Sunday. Balloon Game goes international. Long days on Mercury. 75% of Ron's agree, it's best to sport a duster. Ash is back! Clip it, Machine, open mics and more.

Who did you go to High School with? We get the Bill Shatner space audio and folks, we just drove this thing into the ground to be totally honest with you. Too early for nog? Might be.

Spoiler alert: Carl did not learn how to play the harmonica. Won't stop us from trying. Any secret passages in your home? Shatner's in space. Jeff the weed guy and the Welland connection.

Bibs for adults, lets normalize it. NHL returns tonight. Soper took his son to a Ticats game. Carl was unconscious for 13 straight hours. We got a fridge (it works). Some Thanksgiving leftovers

An over rated bird if there ever was one. We have a mic down early for a little extra chaos. Back on track with Soper's medical history. RHCP tickets to give away. It's Pierogi day!

Can you put a hex on a marriage? We don't need to, just ballparking some costs. Steve's here! And he had a baby! Canadian Walk of Fame, Toy store priorities and Triple O favors. Carl the hypocrite.

Really just a big piece of limestone with a hole drilled into it. Gambling (and winning) with your 5 year old. Frosty Cereal, Salsa and Hummus and Hot Brittany's. Prosthetic leg catches. 21 Honk salute? We're working on it

And they're looking for trouble. Soper & Brown back in studio, the week of weirdness is over. Hear all about Soper's surgery and recovery. Matt's adventures in dog sitting. Carl's trip back home and MC duties. Tons to talk about on a busy Tuesday

Very different week for the Soper & Brown show as Matt gets hernia surgery on Tuesday night and Carl is BC bound for the first time since January 2020 on Friday. Everything resets back to normal on Tues, Oct 5th. In the meantime the boys recorded some special edition podcasts covering a number of topics. These ones are uncensored so use your headphones if you're at work.

Very different week for the Soper & Brown show as Matt gets hernia surgery on Tuesday night and Carl is BC bound for the first time since January 2020 on Friday. Everything resets back to normal on Tues, Oct 5th. In the meantime the boys recorded some special edition podcasts covering a number of topics. These ones are uncensored so use your headphones if you're at work.

Very different week for the Soper & Brown show as Matt gets hernia surgery on Tuesday night and Carl is BC bound for the first time since January 2020 on Friday. Everything resets back to normal on Tues, Oct 5th. In the meantime the boys recorded some special edition podcasts covering a number of topics. These ones are uncensored so use your headphones if you're at work.

Very different week for the Soper & Brown show as Matt gets hernia surgery on Tuesday night and Carl is BC bound for the first time since January 2020 on Friday. Everything resets back to normal on Tues, Oct 5th. In the meantime the boys recorded some special edition podcasts covering a number of topics. These ones are uncensored so use your headphones if you're at work.

The day has arrived, Soper's hernia surgery is here. And the poor boy is starving. We get into the details including his now extended stay and some movie downloads that he's got lined up. Special edition S & B pods will be coming up all this week, stay tuned.

It's time, the wind has picked up, I had to use a rake this weekend. It is officially #chilliszn. Soper discovers the politics of rep soccer tryouts. A Zellers pop up. Some decent Loch Ness footage? Fish McMuffin; you in?

Next week is going to get a little funky so we recap some crossover shows. The Seekers have discovered us. Jane Goodall says Bigfoot is not out of the question. Clip it, open mic, machine and more.

Hallmark has nothing on Soper & Brown; we've got the perfect idea. Soper also has a much worse idea. Some crossover shows are coming. Do we have our very own anonymous Skunk Seeker in HTZ Nation?

Not a hot start for Carl today as he literally steps in it to start off. Brown reviews Shang Chi and washes off the Cry Macho. Australia has a Carp problem and the Science Guy stops in to address it. Soper has an attempted scam with a Black Mirror style threat.

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was. Tiny sexy Kermit. Cry Macho doesn't pass the test. Levi, Levi likes his money. Adam gets downright accusatory with Carl. And maybe it's time we realize who really pulls the strings around here

Does this sound better? Tell me if this sounds better. We recap Carl's visit to Merrittville Speedway and meeting Wolfe. The Soper's get a visit from the tooth fairy and a tough comparison. Sit on your ass for cash is launched and we get our first winner.

Somebody should have dragged us back in the water. Soper puts his foot in his mouth. Tech issues make today a bit of an adventure. The Carl Brown show for the early going. Some vintage clip its. Some new pants!

Little bit of a different set up today with Soper at home, Carl at home and Jonathan in studio. Chips aren't elite? So where would they go in a snack draft? Swedish soccer players and soft jaws.

Do you turn them on? The Brown's do. Closed captioning is a regular feature in the Brown household. Norm MacDonald passed, we do our best to pay tribute to a really brave guy and great Canadian. Ranch packages for Halloween

We bring on Chelsea (Carl's wife) for the great debate: can the man have a chair? Denim at a wedding? We ask about that too. Brain thievery (and she's still running). The Jays may never lose again.

He's just a man who wants a recliner. But it's never that simple. Can HTZ nation help Carl and Chelsea cross the great divide of a recliner in the living room? Jays, NFL, Boxing circus all recapped. Marathon struggles and a great Machine.

I think I'd like a job with the Florida Athletic Commission, seems like a piece of cake. Ready to show us your HTZ? What a sports weekend coming up: US Open with Canadians in the hunt, Jays, NFL. What's the most embarrassing thing you've asked for your partners help with?

Coach Soper returns to the sidelines. We review the cast of "Dancing with who's available". NFL makes it's return tonight. Carl Brown the science guy delves into the world of sexually aggressive Camels (and the sounds they make).

Has Carl been harboring a Bachelor secret in his family? Is he fueled purely by jealousy? We finally ask Soper's step Dad the tough questions. Fast Eddies, Skunk email, MJ underwear update and more on a packed Wednesday show.

Our summer long journey has come to a close - the fart jar has landed in BC. The wonderful Kelley (Soper's mom) joins us to reveal if you really can send a fart across Canada. Recap of the weekend (Beerfest, AEW, some Carl travels). Carl's back to school pic from 25 yrs ago is revealed.

Obviously we talk a lot of wrestling on the show but we can't always dive in as deep as we like. But Soper and I watched AEW All Out on Sunday night and there was too much cool stuff to not talk about it. So here's a special pod on your holiday Monday. Back at it tomorrow morning

Michael Jordan's undies are up for auction if you're interested. Soper & Brown will be out and about on Saturday at Taps Brewhouse in Niagara Falls. The Fart Jar is in great hands and bound for BC. Soper collects a W.

Flip the calendar with us as Soper receives an all time snub from the sales department. Carl review McD's Spicy Nuggets and a great Netflix doc. The Fart Jar has a taker in Medicine Hat. Carl finds a chocolate chip - but where?

Sausage cook out? I've heard worse ideas. Is Steve expecting a Big Baby? We have some experience in the matter. Follow us into the Well of Hell with Carl Brown the Science Guy. Is this the end of Carl's Bachelor in Paradise journey? The Fart Jar receives a lifeline

Hey they found that lizard in Hamilton! Great news. A $30,000 porn collection gets destroyed and the court case that follows. The McDonalds big reveal. Fart Jar update. And an open mic question that leads to some truth and some pain.

Eating 6 A&W Teen Burgers in 20 minutes is actually a 24 hr commitment. New pics and some news from the Fart Jar journey. Skunk Seekers breaks the boys' brains as challenges the bounds of sexuality. Has Carl's wrestling nerd/collector life taken him too far?

Matt Soper makes his coaching debut in a blowout loss. Did his son's youth soccer coach set him up to fail? Carl attends a kids birthday party. Our fart jar might be in Alberta? The A&W Teen Burger challenge (that Soper created in his head) is going down today.

We doing birthdays now? Soper is taking his kids to a 10 yr old's birthday party today. When asked what the boy wants for his big day? An appearance by Carl Brown. The fart jar has made it to Manitoba. The Nirvana baby is suing. Soper's coaching and someone in Halton stole a baby donkey? PUT HIM BACK!!

Busy Tuesday show as the fart jar makes its way through Sudbury. We chat with Rebecca on her journey. An update on the A&W Teen Burger challenge. Get basic with us as we review Bachelor in Paradise episode 2. August 24, high of 32 (feels like 37) who's up for a PSL?

The jar has left the building. Rebecca has begun her journey to Medicine Hat, AB with Soper's precious cargo. Is there someone trolling the wrong person on the HTZ Facebook page? Marshall says "let the boys play". Carl and Adam step out on their partners.

Soper wonders if the jar needs "replenishing" before its journey begins. We discuss changes to the Only Fans platform. 5 years ago today was the Tragically Hip's final show and the boys share some tales. We're eating these burgers aren't we? Worked ourselves into a shoot!

We got a taker! The jar journey starts Monday bound for Medicine hat. Impound stories and porn parodies. Get a Teen burger today for good cause. Alberta has an outbreak and not the kind you're expecting. Tired of spending your day dodging scams? Us too.

The bear is in the kitchen again. Will anyone take our jar? Carl fills out his blood donation survey. Soper auto tunes everything (in self defense). Carl Brown the science guy swings through. Honestly, we're just calling about your air ducts.

Carl reviews Bachelor in Paradise - it's what you're all here for. Soper's sample struggles. Fart Jar - plan B enacted, lets see if we can pull this off. Lost and found in Wisconsin. There are rules! It's a Tuesday, bear down.

Stretch with us on this Monday, roll your shoulders, reach for the ceiling and exhale. The Browns invest in yoga mats. Is Carl going to watch the Bachelor? We finally review the Soper vasectomy audio. Fart jar leg 1 is off to a rough start.

If you build it, they will listen. Friday edition of the show covering the MLB "field of dreams" concept. The most Saskatoon baller move of all time. Carl reveals his birthday gift to Soper; a legend of the flatulent arts.

What did the Soper's almost hit on their road trip? Hermit Crabs and Daddy Long legs. Fart Jar tiktok and some social buzz. Carl's chest tuft. $4000 dog birthday. Just that kind of day, you know?

Does Carl know what a hot start is? Neil Young train collection is discussed. Soper's hernia doc once saved Gordon Lightfoot's life. Darryl Hannah? We discuss hydration with Carl Brown the Science guy. A fart jar recap. And more of Gord's gold.

The fart jar has its target: Soper's mom. Carl shows his journalistic integrity and asks the real questions of Kelly. Marshall's roadside emergency. Carl's foot doctor feedback. Easy marks in Pennsylvania and name change requests in Utah.

Platinum Blonde Dave kicks us off into a hot show coming back from a week off. Olympic moments. The Soper's visit Port Dalhousie, so do the Brown's with differing results. That a pineapple on your shorts? Fart jar is ready for it's journey.

Little different approach to the podcast this week. We wanted to dive a little deeper into questions that we often get during the show that we can't give the full time, context or detail that we'd like.

Here's some leftover questions from the mailbag. Chat again on Monday.

Little different approach to the podcast this week. We wanted to dive a little deeper into questions that we often get during the show that we can't give the full time, context or detail that we'd like. Such as "where did you guys find materials to honk off as teenagers?"

Tough to tackle that one on air, so here's an uncomfortably detailed break down

Little different approach to the podcast this week. We wanted to dive a little deeper into questions that we often get during the show that we can't give the full time, context or detail that we'd like. Such as "what has it been like working separately?"

The last 18 months have been insane. So we detailed what it's been like to launch a show, follow in big shoes, get separated etc.

Little different approach to the podcast this week. We wanted to dive a little deeper into questions that we often get during the show that we can't give the full time, context or detail that we'd like. Such as "when did you guys meet?" or "have you worked together before?"

So here is a detailed breakdown of the Soper & Brown origin story.

Get loose with us on a Friday heading into August long. Carl played the role of news breaker. The Soper's are hitting the road as the Brown's finally welcome some company. We ruined Janie's got a gun - permanently. Why are the blurbs on the website about the Machine so weird?

The "pit" has become the Patio at camp Brown, project complete. Carl gets a news bomb dropped on him. Soper finally has some answers on his balls. A visit from Carl Brown the Science Guy. Rumors of an earthquake, open mic, a great Machine and more.

Soper's wife forgets and key date and the boys forget something totally essential too. Carl got a mini fridge (and another yard of sand to move). Couple of great open mic sessions. Some unique audio coming your way next week. The Brown's add a controversial rearrangement to their already full plate

The hole has become the pit (of despair) as Carl's sand and gravel gets delivered to the wrong house. Soper's wife takes a record pee. Foods that you just can't revisit. Soper becomes the "Fat Tony" of the soccer pitch.

We have Carl's wife Chelsea on to discuss the depth at which this patio project has reached. And also why Carl is being such a baby about things. Some Olympic notes. An expensive Dorito. Carl finally got to broadcast from somewhere besides his guest bedroom.

And the crowd goes...silent? The Tokyo games open up in front of no one. An Alaskan bear attack that went on and on. Carl made some progress on his hole. We give you some entertainment recommendations. Soper finally gets his balls scanned!

The worst dentist in Nevada. What are we most embarrassed to purchase? Are parents just straight up drinking at every event? Is Soper running an illegal gambling ring? Matt has a ball appointment. Carl has a backyard project that he is just not thrilled about.

Skunk smell is gone, crisis averted. A pigeon fight in California goes medieval. Can we safely say Jeff Bezos lost his divorce? Dude had to go to space about it. DJ Soper hits a grand slam with a remix. The boys go to Hooters.

The White House of Skunk? 12 Yates st might have an unwanted visitor. Billionaire Jeff took off in his penis rocket and landed safely. Congratulations. Great Machine today featuring Tina and our Bill Shakespeare. Soper's close calls and his exceedingly sore balls. Carl is here to make the Olympics more watchable

The Jays are back in Toronto starting July 30th so we've got a little reminder on baseball etiquette. Matt & Carl reveal their lists for top 5 McDonalds menu items. Great machine today that climaxes with Karen Karenson. Adventures in food ordering and rowdy boys remain undefeated.

Keep it loose, keep it light - that's the stated goal on a Friday show. $30mil to join Jeff Bezos in space and you have a scheduling conflict? Some guy in Scarborough is snatching up pigeons. Can't do that man. We look at what's been added to Webster's dictionary. $30 mil for a 10min experience, what do you spend it on?

Soper has a hell of a start to the day, almost not worth getting dressed. We figured out who dropped the Stanley Cup. The return of Carl Brown the science guy! And the president of Brazil is going to get a blockage removed the hard way.

You never want to hear a doctor say "we have never seen that before", but that was the experience for one unlucky UK man. We discover a flatulence artist in South Carolina. Soccer dad Soper and the politics of parenting. Plus the Machine, open mic, Shelby Knox and more.

Soper comes to the table with perhaps his dumbest idea yet. But it might be brilliant? Carl gets a Wrestling trivia challenge. Shark Week reviews. Terry Bush likes our show? Michael Myers - Child idol. French Fries, Shelby Knox and lots more.

Soper and Brown are back in the saddle after a week off and oh man that's a really big fire!! Marshal celebrated a birthday. Carl reviews the rest of the Fast and the Furious series (yes, he watched them all). We crown a winner of our No Ragrets contest courtesy of Ace and Sword tattoo parlor. And video game auction records are dropping as fast as we can read them.

Last show before the boys take a little vacation time. A new inductee to the all name team: Pooh Shiesty. Pat's weird breakfast. Carl made a booking error and has a terrible record in Country music bars. Marshall attempts a shotgun. A review of Fast 5. The Machine, open mic and all the good stuff wrapped up in a neat little package.

Soper might have some company in the studio. Or he's hearing things. Both can be true. Matt & Carl discuss their CFL fandom being up for grabs. Carl gets gifted a Duke Silver starter kit from HTZ nation legend Darryl. The Brown's Fast & Furious watch project continues.

Soper had his first socialized weekend and returns a little quieter. Carl came as close as you can to ruining his new drivers seat. Habs tickets or college tuition? They're going for about the same. We open up the mailbag, review a Carl remix in the Machine and take your questions with Open Mic

We got our chips and they're...not bad. The Montreal Canadiens are in the Stanley Cup final and only rolled 1 cop car. A UK man has become invisible after a name change. Carl got new shoes and new interests. A sucker is born every day, todays was Ben Zobrist. The worst day in Pigeon Racing history.

The TP situation at Queenston Heights could use a little work. We follow up on the Soper & Brown Happy meal toys. Chip search continues and we have some strong leads. Which vegetable is best for a physical assault? Soper's parenting is called into question. Carl takes his freak feet to the doctor.

The search for the Pringles came up empty but the Carl Brown Chip Brigade (CBCB) is on the case. Soper & Brown happy Meal toys. Lotto update. Wedding Crashers. Does that melon taste like steak or are you comfortable lying to yourself? The boys are looking for a CFL wagon. And Judy, poor Judy.

We need to know! We have our suspicions about the Shadow Gov. Soper & Brown aren't car guys if that wasn't obvious. Soper struggles to climb a twisted family tree. Carl found screamers/twisters/whatever you call a slurpee + soft serve. But the hunt continues for Wendy's Spicy Chicken Pringles. Machine, open mic, Impress the Brown and more.

Back for a Monday edition of the S & B show. We finally find a story that leaves the boys speechless. Soper's step Dad leaves us with a great road trip story but way more questions than answers. Is Carl actually a "roller coaster dude"? Soper investigates. Auto skips, a great Machine, Monday mailbag and more.

Is Carl a witch? He just might be. Dunk on your Dad wraps up as we head into Fathers Day weekend with a few more stories and award a prize from Wheel Wizards in Hamilton. Freak Out Friday delivers on its promise. Loaded Machine, Clip It and all the Stamatato-grams that you can handle.

Nothing like a sturdy cup of coffee, right? The "lot to process" controversy was not contained to just show hours yesterday. We get more depraved Dad Dunks as we narrow down our search for a winner for Wheel Wizards. 7 hours of "Sweet Home, Alabama" and great road trip tunes. Carl on the Machine?

We truly had our Laurel/Yanni moment on the show today. The blue/gold dress. The soundboard piece we've been using for 16 months has been almost completely misunderstood. Still no lotto winner, Golf passes, Dad dunks (and gift ideas). And finally, Carl got a new car. 12 years of the Focus. It was time

That's a big chain you're carrying for 4:30 AM! Soper & Brown will happily travel where Batman won't. Fast hands Brian becomes the Nunchuck expert for the show (with big credit to Wolfe of course). New Carl = No thanks. What's that hanging from your mirror? We've got fries in our pockets and we are ready to roll on a busy Tuesday show.

The bad boyz of rock radio have landed, please hold your applause. A whale swallowed a guy...for a minute. Recap of the weekends Euro Cup; Carl's Fins got a win but there was no celebration. The chuck-off goes absolutely haywire, call the cops. A loaded Machine, open mics and more on a super busy Monday edition of the S&B show

A dead bird does not age like a fine wine when left in a hot garbage can. Not poetry, just life at the Soper's. Matt gets out the lawn scissors and steps on the Dad Scale. We hear from Carl Brown the science guy. Our friends at Landshark are looking for a jailbreak? We must oblige. Patios are open, enjoy the weekend.

Skunked again. The impossible has become possible as the Soper's cat has now been skunked twice inside of a week. Carl tries to go 10-0 in wrestling trivia. The Brown's are car shopping. The dark, lonely and expensive secondary Lego market is explored. Nunchuk Brian gets an extension.

Dink of the Day had a local angle. Don't be the punk who gets lifted (literally) out of a bar patio this weekend. No Lotto Max winner, we play on. Is the CN Tower trolling? A long poop? Or an elaborate hoax? Why does it say "succulent ham" in Carl's twitter bio? We answer 'em all.

Ticks, ticks are everywhere. Stay inside. 3rd eye but useless. Cicadas = Tree Lobsters. Carl got an AC unit in his office. We try the Mustard/Watermelon combo, spoiler - it sucks. And we chat with local legend Tim Dennis!

The Soper's got a pool! Just one small problem. Carl breaks one of his own neighbor etiquette rules. Soper Family vs the Birds is the feud of the summer. Dink of the Day is a 2 for 1 special. Ass Panda? Open Mic, Machine and the Monday Mailbag all here in todays show.

Carl isn't the only guy who doesn't rush to check his lotto. Biznasty backing down, you hate to see it. Soper's cat gets a 2nd skunking. How do slugs do it? Our first round of freak out Friday. Jeff impresses the Brown for Sons tickets. Recasting Hook. Horns on the Machine, Clip it and more on a Friday edition.

We explore the conspiracy theory amongst HTZ nation that Shelby Know and Matt's wife Chelsey are, in fact, the same person? Dueling dinks of the day. Oreo trivia. What impressed the Brown enough today to be worthy of Glorious Sons tickets? Lotto winnings, crickets mating, The Machine, Open Mic and more.

Yeah we got Megaphones! Thanks Darryl! Paul Bissonnette bet what on the Leafs? We recap the Bricks/Adam bet. Did Joey take it easy on him? Impress the Brown goes down in flames. Password, open mic, The Machine and more.

We gave away concert tickets for the first time in 14 months. Felt natural. Carl drops a bomb (in his own bathroom). More wrestling trivia, Num-chuks are illegal, the Browns are separate blanket sleepers. Carl's making another donation. Open mic, Machine and lots more.

Or 2? Or 3? Wendy's has breakfast in the States? News to me. Matt takes on the Canadian Geography quiz. Carl doesn't use "aunt" and "uncle" is this weird? Or is he just 36? Nunchuck callers, Soper's wife is a card cheater. The Machine, Clip It, open mic's and more. Have a great weekend

A survey of 10,000 people revealed that 8% think they could win a hand to paw fight with a Lion. In other news 8% of people might be irredeemable. Soper's geography is put to the test. Carl passes another round of wrestling trivia. The post show interview is explored. What about the post sex interview?

Leave that steak on the counter would you? I'm trying to get high. Soper & Brown review the "high meat" trend. Stupid baseball injuries return. Soper's US geography is tested. The Cicadas, they're horny! We cast Winnie the Pooh off Broadway with the HTZ staff.

Back from the long weekend with a Tuesday offering. Carl's dog got propositioned at 7/11? The Soper kids hit the splash pad. "Charlie bit me!" turned a profit. 407 birth = free rides. The yard poop conundrum. How is Carl not a LEGO guy?

Little pod for you as we head into a great long weekend. Soper got his shot and his wife got her ice cream (for being brave). Just a little delay while we sort some change on Matt's hood. Soper's goldfish memory says what? What? Hot sauce remains hot. Carl booked a flight! Clip it, Machine and lots more.

An emergency JubJub and a dink of the day starts the show off hot. Lets tear up a PT Cruiser. Carl is willing to ride a trike. Soper has some Dad assembly time. Carl needs to even the tan on his driving arm. Goat trades and the Soper's are dipping their toes into the pool market.

Lets all meet Dan Campbell - Football Guy. Foreign objects in food and managerial nightmares from Carl Brown. Lets start Summer in May! Yeah, sure man, throw your slides on, who cares? Jolene? On this station? Soper's grand finale of remixes featuring Carl's "Pwuhh"

Soper and the kids played Bean Boozled; you know somebody has the job of flavor tester for this game right? Florida headlines, including our D of the D. Animals you don't want to be chased by ranked! DJ Soper is in the lab again with Carl's "pwuhh".

There's rich and then there is Chicken rich. We get the final price on the Cobain hair. Tetherball is a useless skill. We get robo-called on the Machine. John Cusack is just ok in bed. A round of Doug Tales and more on todays S&B show.

Matt Soper - Tumbleweed liar. He'll never live it down. Carl got his first vaccine dose and is feelin fine. Cobain's hair is still up for auction. Enigma - Sadness, confirmed sex tune. Beverly is a babe name and we won't hear otherwise.

Check that display name before you log into a Zoom call with any legal ramifications. The many strange pets of HTZ nation. An awesome machine, including a call from Carl's sister. Honky Tonk Man, 3 cubes of sugar and a truly wild moment in Soper & Brown history. Soper doesn't believe in tumbleweeds. Carl is getting his first shot.

No need for presets if you're downloading this piece of audio gold. Carl apparently programs his radio like something out of "A Beautiful Mind". Our pal Geoff in Auckland takes issue with the infrastructure. Soper's dog is ugly, there's no way around it. A Parfait parlay? McDonalds underwhelming return. Brushes with fame and scams avoided. All on todays Soper & Brown show

The Soper's aren't a family that keeps a ton of physical memories of the kids - this according to Matt. But that's not true at all. Can you trust this man? 52 alien abductions seems like a lot. Carl is still wrestling rain man; if only he could use his genius for good. Sept 9th and the calendar controversy.

Shelby Knox is off this week and no contesting means the boys got time on their hands. Our pal Garrett the trucker is free! Cheating in horse racing? No way. Keep it to 60km on the farm roads. Soper's dealing with some dust. Machine, Trivia and more on todays Soper & Browns show.

Ok, we may have gotten off on the wrong foot with Soper's neighbor. It's our bad, honestly. Carl saw a butt! Clip it is a total team effort. The Machine featuring Matt's Blender. Touchdown Willy's Tap & Grill gets the Bump. And of course, all of your Mothers Day Carl-O-Grams

Felt like a Friday? Not the case apparently. Happy bday Joseph Bricks. Blue Jays are coming "home" to Buffalo and we chat all time baseball injuries. Low key animal rumble. A great Machine. May we inspect your neighbor? Duncan's Tartan Bake Shop gets the Bump.

Blender Bet 2.0 delivers in a big way. Soper consumes the "worst blizzard ever" as the finale of the DQ Blizzard project. All in the name of charity and content, right? Space MMA, Mothers Day messages start rolling in, the Eiffel Tower is over rated. Can Matt offer his lawn mower to his new neighbors without being passive aggressive? OMG Cleaning Services gets the bump. Packed show

Soper and Brown take your "worst Blizzard ever" suggestions and settle on a recipe. Soper is staying positive - even if it pisses people off. Florida bringing back the paddle? Dawson's Hot Sauce in Hamilton gets the Business Bump. Melinda Gates - Hit me up!

Off to a weird start with the debut of Carl Frown. DJ Soper shows of some HTZ remixes. A Toronto Maple Leafs so bad but somehow made even worse. Need a seedy hotel? Let Matt book it. Our final Blizzard count is revealed and Pretty Penni Mobile Dog Grooming gets the business bump.

Soper gets busy on the soundboard and remixes in Carl's grunt/throat clear. Kentucky Derby horse names are debated. Shelby runs a tight ship as a Disney guide. The Business Bump goes to Eh Amigos Cantina in Port Colborne. Carl has "recycling bin anxiety".

We start in Michigan where a neighbor has made a stink about a property line dispute. Petty revenge provides a book end for us on todays show. Matt's teaching struggles. Password sneakiness? Or just a sensitive Soper? Blizzard sales extended to Sunday. Finally our Soper & Brown bump goes to AC Liquidation in St Catharines.

Ahem.. Carl has awful coffee takes. The boys get their swords appraised. Is that a grenade or a sex toy? Carl's very old man Tuesday. Nova Luna Salon and Spa gets the Soper & Brown Bump. Lots more on a Wednesday edition.

Does Carl test better than Matt in the Mom demo? We dig deeper. Prosthetics as drug smuggling tools. A Blizzard update from our friends at the DQ in Caledonia. Carl's old man injury. Soper's series of unfortunate events. How would Carl prefer to die in a Godzilla movie?

HTZnation member Dustin left Soper & Brown a package at the White House of Rock over the weekend. UFC 261 is discussed, Funky pickles are a terrible excuse, the mailbag gets opened. Meat slicers are more achievable than we previously thought. Murphy's Treats in Hamilton gets our Soper & Brown Business Bump.

80lbs of explosives for a gender reveal? Feels about right. A woman from BC hits a low note. We catch up with our listener who's attempting to quit smoking through hypnosis and some questionable advice they received. Beamsville Fish and Chips gets a bump (and some endorsements). Clip it, open mic rounds and more on a loose Friday show.

Doug Ford's laptop followed us on twitter? Shelby Knox separates her food, but not all of her food. The Soper & Brown Business Bump gets laser focused on Zap Zone Niagara. Is Carl a kitchen 1%-er?

The new Keurig machine needs a name. Is Carl's wife pissed at him? Sasquatch review (available on Crave). Bears are cowards. Canadian Family Feud plays a much larger role in the show than expected. The Soper & Brown Business Bump focuses on The Octagon in Niagara.

Soper has a Keurig dilemma at the office. Is he being a dink? Or is this a power move? Shelby Knox shares her Much Music experiences with us. Best Stoner movies, a business bump and a DQ Blizzard scoreboard update.

We cover the construction story out of Milton. I guess you could call it that. The Ford government Friday announcement and Saturday retraction. The first of our Soper & Brown Business Bumps - Kame & Kettle in Fonthill gets some love. And does Carl actually find anything fun?

We've got a basil thief in the Brown household. A review of "Carl's in cinema/tv history". The Soper's get caught in the act again. We show our work and do the match on the Filet O Fish Carl coverage. Plus the machine, Clip It and more on a loaded Friday show.

How many Filet-O-Fish sandwiches to completely cover Carl? We try and do the math. A deep dive into a Seattle man who returned $10k + a wallet to a stranger, if you like it when Carl flips out, this ones for you. Fighting Aaron Donald, Canadian Olympic outfits and a Soper & Brown business bump - all here on today's show.

Crunch your toast along with us on a Wednesday edition of the show. Carl reviews his trip to local legend Easterbrooks hot dog stand in Burlington. We review the Maclean's list of Canada's best (and worst) communities. And we try to help a HTZ nation member quit smoking through hypnosis.

Has a werewolf ruined your life? You might be the problem. Carl has been gifted some non-alcoholic beer, so we sample it. Matt's son Marshall discovers (and rejects) ginger ale. A great moment in bowling history, colorful nicknames and more on todays Soper & Brown show.

Your favorite infomercial pitch men. A DMX/Sum 41/Steven Seagal/Toronto connection. Soper's son finally tries Ginger Ale, Matt chats with his dog. The boys address the COVID 19 protests in St Catharines over the weekend. Carl's WrestleMania thoughts and more..

Noise in the Attic finale headlines this Friday edition of the Soper & Brown show. What weird stuff has your dog swallowed? Carl's WrestleMania predictions. Matt found his burp twin in Nova Scotia. Clip It, open mic and tons more.

Anybody get a weird text or a bounce back from us last night? Sorry about that. Is Carl just a grunter? Let's ask his wife. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff...JefffJeffJeff. Soper's Buy and Sell experience comes to a frustrating end. Aaron Rodgers, Jeopardy, Masters concession prices and more on this Thursday edition of the Soper & Brown show.

Is this the first eruption of Mt Soper? Matt tee's off on his frustrations with the Ontario Government. The Facebook Buy and Sell is still an immoral hellscape. Little Broper's running around? Matt and Carl learn that not all test drives are created equal.

Back after a 4 day weekend and hitting the ground running. Carl found a mysterious package in the park. We get a Blizzard scoreboard update, a Godzilla vs Kong review. Why do we want a Megaphone? Not sure just yet. But we want one.

~ SB

Carl's wife is developing some photoshop skills. So much so that we meet #PorpoiseCarl. The boys get pranked, there was no bar fridge. Blizzard launch, bald questions and more as we head into an Easter Long weekend.

Wrapping up the month of March with an all timer for the Dink of the Day. Soper's prescription restrictions are leaving him in the dark. Elite bowlers in HTZ nation? Carl didn't make the bald and sexy list. Plus the Machine and more

Can you believe Matt owes Carl 2.1 million? What is that in breakfast sandwiches? The boat is free and the Tugboat Dudes truly have their moment. We get an update on Matt's "lumps". Plus Noise in the Attic, the Machine, open mic and more.

The boys are back on a Monday morning. Recapping their trip to Caledonia and revealing the Soper & Brown Blizzard flavors. Is the boat still stuck? We needed a Donkey Roll. Soper gets selfish with the coffee in the office. Is Carl an F1 guy now?

From Florida mom's with boxing gloves glued on to dump truck controversies, we covered a ton today on the Soper & Brown show. Has anyone seen a witch around the Niagara region this week? Viking funerals in Maine and plenty more.

Check it out,

SB

Big show today and if you missed our chat with Traffic Reporter extraordinaire - Elene Stamatatos, here's your chance to hear the whole thing in full. Plus; mashed potato haters, Monster Galileo, Drive Thru Pizza spots, both open mic segments and tons more.

Here's your daily dose of Soper & Brown trimmed up and ready for you. On this Tuesday edition we made a way better Mighty Ducks reboot pitch (where you listening HBO?). Discussed Carl's new interest in F1, we named our Oil Painting, we confirm our chat with Elene and whole ton more.

Check it out, tell your friends

~ SB

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