Mad Woman: Recent Episodes
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Imagine this... it's you and your best pals all sitting together and chatting in the kitchen. That's what this is. Some weeks it's just Kaisla, the mic and you, but other weeks there are actual real friends as guests. We're just here for a good time, and it's not that deep.
Can you believe.... there is another episode of the pod! WOW! Never knew if we would see the day. Please enjoy this story and discussion with a special guest that you will probably never be able to guess. Maybe all the elements of the story will connect in part two... or maybe not.
If you haven't heard about Scientology, please google 'South Park Scientology', and that's the best explanation I can give you. ALSO, let me take you through a beer garden visualization exercise and tell you which jingle won!!!
WELCOME HOME EVERYONE!! SZN II is here. Please enjoy some old comforts from last season and welcome some new traditions... like maybe a jingle!? Also, we talk about moving, having your own space and leaving your parents.
Hi Bestie.... WE'RE BACK!!! Let's do bestie things like life updates and buzzfeed quizzes <3 First things first though, GO LISTEN TO HONEYMOON DRIVER https://open.spotify.com/track/2e3gYmuaNfRmRNn32CfZRU?si=D4StAp9QSuyJszE42wsPfQ Here are the quiz links so you can do them too :) I missed you bestie https://www.buzzfeed.com/hangwan000/pick-some-aesthetic-images-and-well-reveal-what-j-7g1pmkmcz4 https://www.buzzfeed.com/kellymartinez/best-fried-food-height-quiz
You can probably tell by the way I tell this story that I am still just so... confused. I literally went to a RAVE as part of recruitment for a consulting job.
Also, some hot takes on celebrities. A vibe check you could say.
The things you will learn from this episode 1. Why I will defend Doja Cat from the haters 2. Why you need a hobby 3. Why I hate 'self care' 4. Why hustle culture is a big no-no
(Also soz I was a bit too close to the mic today heheh)
Saturn square? Yod? Houses (not the one you reside in)?
WTF does it all mean?!?! Well, I have no idea... but Meg might!
Listen. This decision is one of those things that isn't going to ruin your life but it will make you want to bash your head against a wall. Also, I have ExCiTiNg NeWs!!!!!!
Other important topics covered: - great trivia knowledge - Dennis Rodman's hair - reassurance about your taste in music
NEW YEAR, NEW LIFE!!! Jk, probably not like that. For real though, let me change your mind about resolutions/intentions/whateverthefuckyouwannacallit. I also share the New Years bullshit that I'm on.
P.S. If you're looking to turn this episode into a drinking game, drink every time I say 'I think that...'
This week I read out loud some messages from strange men asking if I want to be their sugar baby. I also rated them on a scale of 1-10.
This episode also includes: a commentary on how orange is too orange, pimple popping, one VERY hot take, a rant about my favorite gym and an account of weird things that happen in a retail workplace
HI EVERYONE!!! Honestly, like if I'm being Frank and totally 100% authentically genuine with you - this is a good one. It's like a pick and mix candy bag but instead of candy it's full of weird dreams, questionable Christmas gifts and bad accents. I'm so happy to have you join me :)
This week you get to be spooked with a local ghost story!! Also, I lost an airpod. Just one. Let me tell you about it.
The ultimate 'would you rather' bonanza with a side of poop stories and simping for celebrities. Most importantly, this episode featured OUR FIRST EVER GUEST the one and only MARYANNE a.k.a. the best person ever. (I did personally attack her with some of these questions). Listen to find out if we ruined our friendship and to hear me expose myself on tiktok.
I shaved my head. I did it. It's a thing. Let me tell you why it's deep but also not a big deal at all. Also, I decided to give some advice on situations I know nothing about e.g. selling drugs at pizza shops and going to hell. I wouldn't follow it if I were you.
This week I disclosed some examples of impulsive decisions that I have personally made and also gave some advice on how to implement positive impulsive decision making in your own life.
If you ever wanted to know why I would start a podcast or what I would talk about, this is your answer! A sweet little taster.
Please know that if you're listening to this episode, I'm giving you an imaginary high five. Welcome to the Mad Woman club! The Mad House? Who knows.