Vance and Geoffrey discuss college football, SEC, Big 10, Big 12, PAC 12, and Power 5. We also give our gambling wagers for listeners to lose money on, guaranteed.
Wivawy Week (Rivarly Week) IS UPON US. Pretty sure we discuss some of that, and we also explore a bunch of sound effects! HAPPY HOLIDAYS
HERE IS WHERE I PUT THE HASHTAGS BC I WAS TOLD TO
They totally work...
HERES THE PICKS:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=0#gid=0
Listen to Geoffrey be wrong about everything, stadium experiences, soundbites, WEVE GOT IT ALL.
HERE IS WHERE I PUT THE HASHTAGS BC I WAS TOLD TO
They totally work...
HERES THE PICKS:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=0#gid=0
EEYOOOO MATCHUP BREAKDOWNS...done the way we want to do them....philosophically. Not really, there's some analysis, WAY too much introspection for Vance's taste, but it's great stuff. CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND LISTEN!!!!
Expert analysis. Quality bets. Foolproof logic. WEVE GOT IT ALL HERE
Also heres my bets (not updated with the 2,200 aggie ML bet yet):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=34550878#gid=34550878
OBVIOUSLY THE MONEY IS FICTIONAL MONOPOLY MONEY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND THIS IS FAIR USE (kinda)
WEEK 9 IS UPON US!!! Let's get ready for my dreams to come crashing down baby!!! NOW FOR THE BOOMER HASHTAGS:
No one will actually click on this link, but I've been posting my bets and winning totals, live, for 4 years. You can follow it here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?usp=sharing
Wed Wivva Wivary Recap. ALL THINGS COLLEGE FOOTBALL. EXTREMELY GOOD GAMBLING ADVICE
Geoffrey calls me emo. I accuse him of violating my Aggie Maroon goggles. We talk college football, upcoming Week 7. We look back at Week 6. No one believes Vance about chucky...
Link to the father son video I mention: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oPeSMw-yYlc
Link to the spreadsheet with straight winners: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=0#gid=0
EEEYYOOOOOOOO WE BREAK OUT THE COBWEBS AND WE GIVE RESPECT TO THE DEAD
LISTEN UP FOR MAJOR GAMBLING TIIIIIPPPPERRROONNOOOOSSSS
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=0#gid=0
VANCE TALKS TO HIMSELF FOR LIKE 25 MINTUES ABOUT CFB ITS A GOOD ONE
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DON WON
YO
LAAAF
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=38875397#gid=38875397
HERE WE GO. JUST LISTEN. WE BREAK IT ALL DOWN. ACTUAL FOOOTBALL ANALYSIS. LISTEN IN. WIN MONEY. HERES THE SPREADSHEET:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?usp=sharing
WEEK 2 - Maryland JUST missed a chip shot fieldgoal to not cover. TUNE IN TO THE MOST INSIGHTFUL PODCAST OF ALL TIME.
Heres the spreadsheet check out that Maryland bad beat on that FG:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rcvu_YlKFGMeEiu_wTEMdL9Yr8pIwSh9C7A1GjugiIY/edit?gid=0#gid=0
Tune on in folks - its worth it trust me. Also, I need to format the spreadsheet, so it'll be posted in time for bets Friday. Vince apologizes he says.
We will discuss college football things. We will discuss cutting your scrotum. We will discuss god and religion. BUCKLE UP.
EEEEYYOOOOOOO!!!!! This one has it all:
Cyrus the Virus
End of Season Recap
Tough guy Ryan Day
Vance winning a huge bet on the pod live
WW2 discussions
EVERYTHING
TUNE IN!!! THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!!!
I WILL POST MY SPREADSHEET ONCE ITS COMPLETELY UPDATED STAY TUNED!!!
JOIN US!!! One and all! We missed a week but we are BACK BABY LETS GO!!! We break it all down, we give out amazing advice. We grow as bros.
No one will actually click on this link, but I've been posting my bets and winning totals, live, for 3 years. You can follow it here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?usp=sharing
Godspeed.
We break down IT ALL...SO MUCH ANALYSIS JUST LISTEN
No one will actually click on this link, but I've been posting my bets and winning totals, live, for 3 years. You can follow it here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?usp=sharing
Godspeed.
No one will actually click on this link, but I've been posting my bets and winning totals, live, for 3 years. You can follow it here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?usp=sharing
Godspeed.
We've got our expert picker, the one and only JOE. We've got SOLID bets that are guaranteed to make money THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE!!!
No one will actually click on this link, but I've been posting my bets and winning totals, live, for 3 years. You can follow it here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?usp=sharing
Godspeed.
ITS HERE YA'LL. HORNS DOWN!!! We talk week 8 games, Bama Tennessee, Georgia Texas, and all the games, no rambling of any kind. We've got amazing soundbites, and we've got POLE ASSASSIN. TUNE IN LETS GO COLLEGE FOOTBALL.
No one will actually click on this link, but I've been posting my bets and winning totals, live, for 3 years. You can follow it here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?usp=sharing
Godspeed.
We break down Diego P***ing Pavia, Tennessee Arky, Some bad takes, ALL THE UPSETS!!! We go through the upcoming games. We talk about GARY AS OUR SAVIOR. Tune IN!!!
No one will actually click on this link, but I've been posting my bets and winning totals, live, for 3 years. You can follow it here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?usp=sharing
Godspeed.
AAYYYOOOOO TITLE SAYS IT ALL BABY!!!! TALK ABOUT VALUE!!! I break down Vegas, how I managed a 60% win rate last year and a 62% win rate in 2024. I find it actually interesting! Maybe 2 of you will too! ENJOY!
No one will actually click on this link, but I've been posting my bets and winning totals, live, for 3 years. You can follow it here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?usp=sharing
Godspeed.
GARY IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. Religious flair this podcast. WEVE GOT IT ALL AND ITS ORGANIZED AND TOTALLY COHERENT AND GREAT LISTENING!!! LISTEN IN!!!
No one will actually click on this link, but I've been posting my bets and winning totals, live, for 3 years. You can follow it here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?usp=sharing
Godspeed.
College Football - we are in the thick of it. We are excited. Geoffrey deals with his hopium against Alabama. We give out our guaranteed absolute locks. We dissect matchups like two ultimate handicappers. ITS ALL HERE. TUNE IN.
No one will actually click on this link, but I've been posting my bets and winning totals, live, for 3 years. You can follow it here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?usp=sharing
Godspeed.
AAAYYOOOOO Geoffrey loses a bottle of wine to Vance. We give insane analysis by shrugging our shoulders and saying we don't know what the hell will happen this week. We knew last week because we won a ton of money....
For the 2 people who follow the spreadsheet, I have to update it, so I'll have a new link by next week. Just listen to the pod and follow the oh-so-clear, oh-so-transparent advice.
Honestly, we had so much damn fun this episode. We run through Vince Smokes gambling problem. We analyze last week. We analyze this week. WE GIVE OUT GUARANTEED TO WIN MONEY LOCKS THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. LISTEN IN.
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?gid=0#gid=0
LETS GOOOOO!!!! We break the ND Aggie game, the Georgia Clemson game, Colorado, UNC, we do it all here. Why I love Colorado, why it's great to be ignorant. ITS ALL HERE.
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?gid=0#gid=0
WE ARE SO CLOSE! CFB Returns. We do our season preview by discussing dark horses, teams we love, teams we hate, all things college football. LETS GOOOOO
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?gid=0#gid=0
IT'S FINALLY HERE. COLLEGE FOOTBALL. I'M NOT ADDICTED. I am, and I've bet a lot. Joe and I break down all the conference favorites, best bets, somehow get into the Baylor schedule, Dabo Sweeny, and apparently Clemson is the thread that connects everything that is college football and this podcast. WE ARE BACK.
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17v43i9tBpmnqRk1J7TeM0HBzrTmzPUoDIzw0T5tU_fc/edit?gid=0#gid=0
Ya'll, we've got it all this episode. Geoffrey and I are on fire. Dabo, ranch dressing, African islands, Mens national team soccer, Rapino, it doesn't end. Thank every single one of you for listening.
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
HEYYYYOOOOO - Joe, E, Geoffrey and Vance breakdown the latest stories, ramble about very pertinent stuff, and discuss the latest in CFB before Week 11. LETS GOOOOOO.
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
YOOOOOO - We breakdown, and FBI Shakedown Week 10 and College Football Story Lines, Texas KSU, and much more.
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
BONUS CONTENT:
Special Guests Joe and John,
A praying mantis,
Crying babies in the background,
Gatorade chugging, and
NBA preseason basketball. Cheers!
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
HEYYOOOOO!!! Geoffrey gets triggered and leaves the pod after 10 minutes. Vance talks Texas OU insanity and Miami incompetence. Naturally, we give you best bets for Week 7, and you witness Vance lose $100 on a last second Hail Mary live!
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
Lets GOOOOO Ya'll! Ryan Day is trying to fight an old man. We have Geoffrey on and we talk about the Union beating the traitors, we talk week 5, we talk best bets, everything you need to know for Week 5. Of course, we have the Weekly Digest. Week 5 is almost here people.
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
Exciting appearance by Joe who knows absolutely nothing about college football, yet chooses to gamble on it. E discusses Texas football strengths and weaknesses. Of course, we have the Weekly Digest. Week 5 is almost here people.
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
Ranked/awesome matchups this week, new sponsor, answering questions, dynasties crumbling. It's college football season baby.
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
Special Weekly Football Digest Sponsored By Jason Derulo. Gus Johnson is featured, the lovely lady broadcast is discussed, Vance gives his best bets.
As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
Geoffrey and sideline reporter Rickey (aka John) join the pod to give our thoughts heading in to Week 2 headed to week 3. As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
Sideline Reporter Rickey, Geoffrey, E, and Joe join the pod to give our thoughts heading in to Week 0. As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
This episode is for Pole Assassin. Vance gives his thoughts to the world heading in to Week 2 and recaps Week 1. As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
Sideline Reporter Rickey, Geoffrey, E, and Joe join the pod to give our thoughts heading in to Week 0. As always, here's a link to follow Vince Smoke Productions picks throughout the season:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit?usp=sharing
The boyz discuss why Texas sucks, we begrudgingly listen to Vance's annoying Aggie pitch, and Joe and E drop their dynamite knowledge.
LINK TO VANCES FUTURES BETS EXCEL SHEET:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V48WV-NzqUkG22Uq3HkqrYhvV6pXimCifWFuNEaXHu8/edit#gid=0
COMBINED PODCAST SEASON RECORD: 46-33
Geoffrey On the Season: 26-18; 8-4 Last Week
Geoffrey Week 5 LOCKS:
Vance on the season: 20-15; Live Betting: 5 billion like so much; 4-4 on non live bets last week
Vance Week 5 Locks:
Vance and Geoffrey discuss/yell over each other the Aggie disaster, Georgia, Lauren makes an appearance. It's a good one.
Hey, if you can withstand your ears bleeding from geoffrey's generation 1 airpod audio? Then you need to listen.
Geoffrey and I discuss Week 3 of college football. We educate non-football fans on juicy Florida and Ole Miss drama/hilarity.
Geoffrey and I try cater to non-football listeners, while also discussing Week 2 of college football, week two bets, upcoming games, etc.
Geoffrey and Vance discuss Texas A&M and Georgia win totals. Then we divulge into betting Week 0 and Tate Martell...