The Rose Report: Recent Episodes
Tendo Lumala, Amelia Tardy
Two highschoolers from opposite sides of the country bond over a love of the bachelor and bachelorette and record weekly recaps of the bachelorette episodes.
Scary aunts, burning the zozobra, and maple syrup mysteries are just some of the many things Tendo and Amelia discuss on episode 9 of the Rose Report. Tune in to hear the break down on Katie’s season finale and after the final rose.
What are Blake’s two favorite body parts? What kind of dirty activities can you do with maple syrup? What is Baltimore? What is gaslighting? What is love?
Tensions are high during this “Hometowns” episode and Tendo and Amelia are here to break down week 9 of the Bachelorette and one of the worst fights in Bachelor Nation History.
With only a few men remaining, tensions were high on episode seven. Join Tendo and Amelia to hear about throwing fish, erotic flowers and cuddles. This episode was both dramatic and disturbing (someone call Freud…) and with hometowns coming up you need to stay in the know with the Rose Report.
Episode 6 was quite the episode. With 5 men leaving in one episode there’s a lot to cover. Tendo and Amelia talk WOWO (week off whack…. nevermind), fake weddings, bad roasts and drag queens.
On this episode we break down episode five of the bachelorette. Hunter gets his villain arc and (in addition to looking like a Teen Wolf reject) he becomes a super aggressive predator. Listen to Tendo and Amelia hate on hunter and swoon over the holy trinity (greg, andrew and michael)..... Oh... and Blake is back.
Two hours and only one date? My goodness. Today we talk about Thomas, Blake and all around drama from episode four.
Breaking down episode three of the bachelorette. From the cocktail party to the rose ceremony and two dates, Tendo and Amelia talk about the relationships and the drama in this episode.
Amelia had a drastic change of opinion on the virgin. Both Tendo and Amelia fawn over Greg and Andrew. And of course like everyone else, they hate Karl. Taking you through episode two, this is the Rose Report.
On this episode we (in a quite scattered manner) share our opinions on the first episode of this season of the Bachelorette. We tell you our thoughts on Katie, the hosts, and the contestants.