The Lawn Chair Prophets: Recent Episodes
Garner Andrews & Bryce Kelley
The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs these guys: Garner Andrews. Bryce Kelley. Hosts of The Lawn Chair Prophets. A podcast for all of the lands. Behold as they discuss the minutia of everyday life from the comfort of some woven fabric, folding lawn chairs. What’s the pettiest thing you’ve been dumped for? How weird is that weirdo you work with? All will be answered on The Lawn Chair Prophets.
We are all humans. We all eat and sleep. BUT ALSO, we all….have secrets. Things we never talk about. Today Garner and Bryce talk about the things you keep locked inside. For example, Garner has never been to Winnipeg and doesnt know the difference between Philips and Robertson screwdrivers. Bryce also has BILLION dollar idea … Continue reading "That Thing You Never Talk About"
Call us crazy, but people online tend to be pretty opinionated. Garner and Bryce have decided to throw a new convention for people who love to nitpick. We call it “Umm Actually” and its coming to a hotel ballroom near you. They also talk about people in an office winning the lottery and falling asleep … Continue reading "Today In Nitpicking"
If you had to stand up and give a 15 minutes speech on any topic, what would it be? What are you an expert on? Garner and Bryce want to know what topic you know a weird amount about. They also talk about condiments and why every rich guy is suddenly so obsessed with going … Continue reading "What Are You An Expert On?"
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? Someone texted Garner and Bryce bragging about how they are up and out of the house in only 3 minutes. That’s too fast, right? They also talk about the best things you can do to simplify your life, and getting change in the … Continue reading "The Best Ways To Simplify Your Life"
We are now 14 months into this pandemic and things are SO BORING. Garner and Bryce talk about ways you are passing the time. Some drive around aimlessly, others are making their own shoes!! They also talk about the coolest places you’ve been alone. And they are joined by Louie DeBrusk from Sportsnet to talk … Continue reading "How To Beat Pandemic Boredom"
We’ve all been there, had a bad day at work. Today Garner and Bryce are getting your stories of your bad day at the office. Maybe it was spilling coffee on your new bosses desk, or slicing a cable and cutting off the internet to an entire city. They also talk about spilling things in … Continue reading "A Bad Day At Work"
Is there anything more important in life than being on time? I mean…besides air, food, water…but after that, its punctuality. Garner and Bryce talk about this lost artform. They also talk about telescopes. Are they just for perverts? And they talk about gym class, while coming up with an award winning idea for a Hallmark … Continue reading "Punctuality Is An Aphrodisiac"
Garner and Bryce are back for another week of thought provoking conversation. This week they talk about the surprisingly robust black market for clean urine. They also talk about something from back in the day: The burning barrel. When people use to have a barrel on their property where they would burn all their garbage. … Continue reading "Burning Garbage In Barrels"
If you were wondering where Garn and Bryce have been the last couple weeks….well, they had covid. They both tested positive and had to isolate for a couple weeks BUT are ok now. They talk about their experience. They also talk about that time you burned a house down, and create the ‘No Keychain Club.’
Garner was out on the town recently and witnessed a man at another table eating his burger and fries with rubber gloves on. Is this a thing? Is it to keep your hands clean? Garn and Bryce break it down, and talk about other weird habits. They also talk about apples. You read that right. … Continue reading "Eating Food With Rubber Gloves On"
Did your parents have weird rules when you were a kid? Garner and Bryce know someone who wasnt allowed to say the word ‘fart’ growing up. Instead she had to say ‘fluff’. They also talk about the arrows on the floor in grocery stores and add lyrics to some beloved TV theme songs.
Garner and Bryce are talking about the easiest money you ever made! Maybe it was at work, maybe it was found money, maybe it was your dog appearing in a TV commercial. They also talk about that time you had to go to the emergency room.
Have you ever spotted a celeb in a place you wouldnt expect? Ran into them in the mall, or naked in the gym locker room? Garner and Bryce get your story. Sometimes its not even a celebrity, maybe you just saw your teacher outside of school….and found that jarring. They also talk about your junk … Continue reading "Out Of Context Celebrity Sightings"
If you have a job that requires to go into a strangers home…you’ve probably seen some strange stuff. Garner and Bryce want to know about the weirdest things you’ve ever encountered. They also talk about sneaking things into the movies, your many kitchen gadgets and the worst way you’ve ever been dumped.
As the pandemic starts to draw to an end (hopefully) (knock on wood) we have to start looking ahead. Garner and Bryce think about offering a resocialization class that will teach people how to behave in public after a year of lurking at home. They also talk about your weird food combinations. Like the guy … Continue reading "Learning How To Behave In Public….Again"
Have you ever been sitting at home, minding your own business, when a car suddenly drove through the wall? It happens. Probably more often then you’d think. Garner and Bryce talk to someone who had it happen while they were asleep in their bed. They also talk about the handiest handy men, and when parents … Continue reading "That Time A Car Drove Through Your Wall"
What small things make you really uncomfortable? Seeing yourself on a Zoom call? Watching a movie with your parents and a steamy love scene comes on? Garner and Bryce talk about the things that make you cringe. They also talk about that time you had to sleep in your car, and failing to recognize people … Continue reading "What Instantly Makes You Really Uncomfortable?"
As we enter month 11 of the pandemic, its safe to say its getting old. Garner and Bryce discuss the absolutely boring ways you are passing the time during the BLANDemic. Bryce has taken up mall walking. That’s fun. They also talk about the worst job to have after a wind storm, and tales of … Continue reading "The Boring Ways You Are Passing Time During a Pandemic"
We all have something we do that we think is really impressive…but is it? Garner and Bryce play the role of judge as they determine if it is indeed a flex, or if it makes you a bit of a freak. There is a guy who claims he has never brushed his teeth before…Flex or … Continue reading "Flex or Freak?"
Apparently in 2020 the Apple Fritter was one of the most popular donuts in Canada. Garner and Bryce break down why its actually the worst. They also do the power rankings of weirdos, and if you got food delivered to your house by accident, would you still eat it?
Have you ever wondered what really happens in the back of a store? Garner sure has. When you ask if they have something in the back and the employee goes and checks…what’s it really like back there? Garn and Bryce also talk about the time you overheard some juicy gossip and learned things you probably … Continue reading "Hearing Things You Were Not Meant To Hear"
Have you ever bought or sold something online…and had to deal with a total weirdo on the other end? We want to hear your tale of bad kijiji experiences. Garner and Bryce also talk about cringy moments from your past, and they try to figure out how someone in Alberta ordered Skip the Dishes over … Continue reading "Bad Kijiji Experiences"
This week Garner and Bryce are talking about thing that got away. Not the person…the thing. The item you once owned that today would be worth big money….but you threw away or lost. A shocking amount of people had Wayne Gretzky rookie cards. They also get tales from the drive thru, and have you ever … Continue reading "The Thing That Got Away"
What is the 1st question people always ask you when they learn what you do for a living? It seems every occupation has a go-to question. Garner and Bryce learn yours. They also talk about the weird food combinations you like, but everyone else thinks is gross. Also, do you like it when your TV … Continue reading "The First Question You Get About Your Job"
Halloween 2020 is now in the books…Garner and Bryce talk about the weird things your kids got while trick or treating, OR the weird things you gave away. They also talk about the secrets you keep from friends and family AND if you could disinvent 1 thing, what would it be?
Its spooky season and Garner and Bryce are here to talk about the scariest thing that has ever happened to you. Good luck beating the story of the guy who went into his bathroom…and could tell there was someone hiding behind the frosted glass in his shower. YIKES. They are also joined by Human Kebab … Continue reading "The Scariest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You"
Garner and Bryce are back! They are talking about those things that you just cant toss in the garbage. Maybe its cardboard boxes, maybes its hockey sticks, but we all have things we just cant part with. Bryce comes up with a $1-million idea that could inspire you to finally clear that clutter. They also … Continue reading "Things You Just Cant Throw Away"
A great debate has started…do you do the right thing? When a cashier accidently gives you an extra burger or too much change or forgets to ring in an item…do you tell them? OR do you flee into the night? Garner and Bryce break down what they do. They also talk about what would go … Continue reading "Do You Do The Right Thing?"
Is there anything less fun than helping people move? No, no there isnt. Garner and Bryce break down the rulebook for having friends help you move. They also talk about Bryce’s hatred for the 1980’s, and the odd trend of shooting down a Christmas tree. And yes, its exactly what it sounds like.
Garner and Bryce are looking to crown the greatest TV theme song of all time! Is it Fresh Prince? Is it MASH? We ask your for your favorites. They also try and determine the greatest Canadian song ever made.
This week Garner and Bryce begin collecting stories for the ‘Getting Dumped Hall of Fame.’ It’s a real hall of fame, and its a bummer. We hear your stories of relationships ending in glorious fashion. Everything from ghosting to window smashing. They also talk about your claim to fame.
Is there are store that makes you feel uncomfortable as soon as you walk in? For Garner its Farmers Markets, and for Bryce is car dealerships. Garner and Bryce also talk about rules that dont apply to you, and people who are always late.
Have you ever gone a big trip…only to end up disappointed? Saw a tourist attraction that didnt live up to the hype? Garner and Bryce talk about that, and it turns out the Mona Lisa may not be worth the time. They also talk about going to places (like IKEA) just for the food, AND … Continue reading "Disappointing Tourist Destinations"
For years Garner thought he was all alone in his dislike….of water. We drink it to survive…but do you really enjoy water? Turns out many people do not. Same with a tall glass of milk. Is that really your first choice? Garner and Bryce also talk about that thing that happened in your past that … Continue reading "The Water Haters Club"
There are some foods that are fine to eat while driving, and some that are a disaster. Garner recently experienced what happens when you try to eat a hard-shell taco in a car…SPOILER ALERT: It didnt go well. Garn and Bryce talk about eating weird things in weird places. They also talk about how grown … Continue reading "No Tacos In The Car"
Is there a movie you can watch over and over again? Garner and Bryce talk about the movie you’ve seen more than any other. They also talk about the little things someone can do that will make you instantly dislike them, and the best thing your parents ever brought home from work.
Garner and Bryce take a stroll down memory lane and talk about the Orange drink you use to get from McDonalds as a kid. It usually came in an old, yellow cooler. Those were simpler times. They also talk about TV characters that annoyed you, and getting fired.
Have you ever had an impressive streak come to an end? Bryce just had a 20+ year ‘No Harry Potter’ streak end. We hear from people who had similar streaks, including one woman who’s sisters run as a vegetarian ended with a plate of ribs. They also talk about the junk you’ve been buying online … Continue reading "Ruined By Ribs"
Do you live near some that is……unique? Almost every street has that one person who does weird stuff that everyone else talks about. Garner and Bryce want to know about your weird neighbour. They also talk about the time you wanted to run away from home and give you cool thing to drop into any … Continue reading "Weird Neighbours"
The name ‘Karen’ is having a rough time. So many memes and jokes made at their expense. But not all Karens are bad. Garner and Bryce decided to highlight the Karens who arent KAREN. They also break ground on the “Lazy Hall of Fame.” Basically hear tales of that time you were champion level lazy. … Continue reading "Caring For Karen"
Garner and Bryce continue their “Have you ever…” experiment. Today they ask, have you ever…been bitten by a snake? Many people have. BUT have you ever been bitten by a venomous snake? The answer is still yes. They also talk about missing your own wedding, and things that set you off.
Today Garner and Bryce talk about coincidence. Have you have been on the other side of the earth and ran into someone you knew? Maybe went for an intimate doctors appointment, only for the doctor to be someone you knew from High School? Its a small world. They also talk about having a birthday in … Continue reading "Incidence Of Coincidence"
Garner was out for a walk recently and was attacked by a goose. There is no graceful way to run away from that. Should he just have saved face and fought the bird, or was he right to run? Garn and Bryce also talk about how nobody is doing interesting things right now…the only exciting … Continue reading "Goose Attack"
Garner had a run-in with wildlife recently. Lets just say his truck had a face-to-face meeting with a skunk. It went poorly for both sides. Garner is now looking for tips on how to de-stink his truck. Garn and Bryce also talk about the Covid Cops. The people who are enforcing social distance rules by … Continue reading "Skunk Truck"
These are hard times. Lots of uncertainty. Lots of fear. Lots of anxiety. Garner and Bryce talk about one of the most stressful places to be….the grocery stores. So many new rules. They also talk about kissing cousins, and the crime you’ve always wanted to commit, but never would.
Garner and Bryce have emerged from the shadows of isolation to talk about all things Coronavirus. Why does everyone want to FaceTime all of sudden? Can your relationship survive being stuck in a home together for weeks? And are you really capable of working from home?
Have you ever had the chance to meet a big time celebrity? Garner and Bryce talk to someone who got to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger and it didnt go how she thought it might! Turns out, that’s pretty common. They also talk about the great toilet paper crisis caused by Coronavirus, and the pain of not … Continue reading "When A ‘Meet and Greet’ Goes Wrong"
Have you ever stolen toilet paper from work? We conducted our own study and found that yes….yes you have. We break down the art of the toilet paper theft. Garner and Bryce also talking about fainting in public and introduce a new feature called “Things people need to shut up about.” What a time.
What is the worst thing you could ever find out about your lover? Maybe they are a serial killer? Maybe they are mean to waiters? Maybe the poop in the shower? Garner and Bryce talk about a new study that says 1 in 30 people poop in the shower….that number is alarmingly high. They also … Continue reading "The Shower Pooper"
Are you part of…..the “lifestyle.” Garner and Bryce talking about people who are into swinging, and even chat with a real life swinger. They get the scoop on some myths and truths. They also talk about the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you and weird customers.
Kids can be so cruel….especially when it comes to nicknames. Garner and Bryce talk about the nickname you got stuck with as a child. SPOILER ALERT: Some are just brutal. They also talk about that time you were accidentally creepy, and how nobody really knew what their dad did for a living when they were … Continue reading "Horseface"
Garner and Bryce are giddy as school girls after news that Prince Harry may be moving to Canada. They take ideas for a new sitcom about the Prince moving into your suburban neighbourhood. They also talk about whether or not there is tourism market to see the coldest places on earth, and begin taking applications … Continue reading "Royal Fever"
Garner and Bryce have returned from their holidays ready to hear your hurt. They are talking about the worst criticism you’ve ever received. Turns out some parents, teachers and co-workers have been very mean to you. They also talk about Garner waking up to a massive police presence on his lawn, and things you shouldn’t … Continue reading "The Hurt Bench"
The holiday season is upon us…a time to spend with family and friends. That means some people are about to seriously overstay their welcomes. Garner and Bryce talk about the do’s and don’ts of being a good house guest. They also talk about troubles at the car wash and how our phones have let us … Continue reading "Overstaying Your Welcome"
We’ve all been to a house party, right? What is the worst things you’ve ever seen at a party? Was it a couple fighting? Was it a stabbing? Garner and Bryce get your tales of champion level party fouls. They also talk about the dangers of buying things from online buy & sells, and your … Continue reading "The Worst Thing You’ve Ever Seen At A Party"
Have you ever gotten a shout out from a celebrity online? Maybe they liked a post or commented on a pic? Garner and Bryce talk to a guy who just had Tom Hanks read one of his tweets in a video! We then compare notes on your celebrity encounters. They also talk about the movie … Continue reading "The Celebrity Shout Out"
Everyone has a parent who does something weird, right? Garner and Bryce want to hear about your weird folks. Everything from working out with soup cans, to being a mime. They also knock some things down a peg, and are joined by George Pettit, from Alexisonfire, for a round of ‘3 Minutes With.’
After seeing more people online talking about the songs they are ashamed to love, Garner and Bryce take things up a notch: The Trifecta of Bad Taste. We want to know what song, movie and food you’re ashamed to love! They also talk about things you believe are a waste of money, and do people … Continue reading "The Trifecta Of Bad Taste"
Garner and Bryce are back and they are talking about free stuff. At one point or another we’ve all gotten something for free. Some people have just gotten better stuff. What is the best thing you’ve ever gotten for free. We hear from not 1, but 2 people who got free homes! They also talk … Continue reading "The Best Thing You Ever Got For Free"
When it comes time to trade in your old car and get a new one, do you have a long goodbye with your old vehicle? Bryce just traded in his and was cold as ice, but apparently lots of people have a long, messy breakup. Garner and Bryce also talk about jobs they could never … Continue reading "Breaking Up With Cars"
Have you ever been robbed? This week Garner and Bryce talk about the time someone stole something from you. This includes one woman who tells the story of how someone once stole the windshield off her car! How does that happen? They also continue their conversation about things from childhood you thought would be a … Continue reading "The Stolen Windshield"
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? Maybe its something that you’ve buried deep down inside, but this week Garner and Bryce want to celebrate your embarrassment as we share our stories. Maybe yours is embarrassing enough to go into our Hall of Shame. They also talk about Halloween costumes … Continue reading "Embarrassment Hall of Shame"
Everybody has been in a relationship before…but no relationship is ever the same. Some people do strange things, such as sleeping in different rooms, or sleeping with guns in the bed. Garner and Bryce talk about what makes your love so strange. They also talk about that time you got really nervous, and the do’s … Continue reading "Strange Love"
Have you ever had a “pantsmergency” which is…you know…an emergency with your pants? Maybe you spilled something, ripped something or had an accident. Garner and Bryce learn that more people are having pantsmergency’s than you’d think. They also talk about things that sound way better than they actually are, and the condiment you could eat … Continue reading "Pantsmergency"
If you found a mystery phone hidden in the tank of a toilet would you assume the worst? Is it a drug phone? A phone used to hide an affair? Garner and Bryce break down the game film after hearing about someone who went through this exact thing. They also talk about their idea to … Continue reading "The Secret Toilet Phone"
We are all nerds. Maybe not at math or science, but we all have something in our lives we nerd out about. Comics? HGTV? Cars? Garner and Bryce talk about your nerdy interests. They also talk about things you are ashamed to buy at the store, and a pretty big first date fail.
Are you your parents favourite child? If you have to think about it, you probably arent. Garner and Bryce talk to people who are very aware of their standing in their family. They also talk about paying it forward, and things that make you look totally badass…like eating an apple with a knife.
Garner and Bryce make a big announcement regarding the future of Top Ranking Podcast. After that they get down to serious business, and talk about the worst things to throw up. They also talk about ballsy moves in relationships and break down a new, dark home renovation show.
Garner is thinking of making a bold fashion choice.....a man purse. He sees a practical upside, while Bryce disagrees. They also talking about the stinkiest stinks, a summer camp for adults, and waiting in line for extended periods of time.
After taking a few weeks off for vacation, Garner and Bryce are back! They are in mid-season form, talking about hitchhikers. They also talk about kids lighting things on fire...you know, the ways kids do. Also, do you have a side hustle? A job you do on the side for extra cash? They talk to a guy who started a fake brewery, and even sells merch for it! What a world.
We've all seen the Super Dogs roll into town during a summer fair...but what about all the mediocre dogs? The ones that are just ok at certain things. Garner and Bryce audition your dogs to see if they have what it takes to be a Mediocre Dog. They also talk about the fantasies you had as a kid, and if twins are cool or not.
Its summer! That means everyone is on vacation...which may mean you are planning to spend some time in a hotel. Garner and Bryce talk about the nightmares hotel workers have seen, and the secrets of their industry. SPOILER ALERT...lots of it is gross. They also talk about eating food you found on the ground, and break down whether someone pulled a douche move or a power move.
Remember that thing you were really good at back in the day...but now...not so much? Garner and Bryce take a trip back to the glory days. They also talk about the weird things you do when you're home alone, and play another round of "Desert Island."
With Father's Day happening, we are talking about dads! If your dad was in a band, what would it be called? Jar of Screws? Lawn Mowing Shoes? Couch Snores? Garner and Bryce also talk about how you "know a guy." We all know a guy who has done something, or can get you something. Also Garner could have been murdered recently, but didnt realize it until after.
Do you remember the games you played on the playground when you were a kid? Garner and Bryce take a stroll down memory lane...looking back at at all the games we played that kids today are not allowed to play at all! They also talk about the things that never get old, and the gross habits of co-workers.
What's your flex? What is that weird thing that you find yourself bragging about from time to time? Garner and Bryce break down your strange flex, whether its throwing beer cans or remember numbers. They also talk about the best gambling songs of all time and talk about pie...because of course they did.
Today we all celebrate at the Petty Party!!! Garner and Bryce talk about the time you broke up with someone (or got broken up with) for totally petty reasons. It ranges from bad haircuts to bathtub farts. They also talk about things that make you old, and we find out what life is like when you're on a reality TV show. Chelsea from Big Brother stops by to tell us what really goes on.
We all have the one thing we really need to replace...but can't be bothered to go to the store and buy it. We've just adjusted to life with a worn out, broken hunk of junk. Garner needs a new rear window wiper, Bryce needs a cutting board, but what do you need? They also talk about juicy gossip, Crimestoppers, and Twenty One Pilots join them to test their Canada IQ.
Garner and Bryce have hit a milestone! Episode 30.....time sure flies. This week they talk about the time you ruined a surprise for someone else. They also break down the new Poo and Pee mascots in Vancouver and talk about jobs you'd be horrible at.
Garner and Bryce might be in big trouble with the HR department, after they think its a good idea to use a work computer to Google the things you are afraid to look up. They also talk about things that make you irrationally angry, movie spoilers and the things you find when you move.
Easter is here! What a magical time. Garner and Bryce talk about all the Easter treats we eat. Some are MUCH better than others. They also talk about the people who run in elections, and what they would be doing if they ran the country.
Some people live very complicated lives.....not Garner or Bryce...but some people. This week they talk about people who have bizarre relationships with ex's. They also talk about the interesting story you would tell if you were on Jeopardy, and things you didnt get into until later in life. Oh, Human Kebab from USS also stops by for some LOL's. Did that sound cool?
If you could reinvent yourself, what would you change? Garner and Bryce talk about it, Garner thinks he'd become a hair plug guy...not a great choice. They also talk about strangers putting lots of trust in you, and play 'Cash in Hand' with The Lumineers.
Did you have a job in High School that gave you a skill you still use to this day? Bryce was a bag boy....so he packs a grocery bag pretty well. How about you? Garner and Bryce also talk about being an extra in a movie, snoring in the movie theatre and Garn being one-upped at the bank.
Have you ever seen a job on a TV show or movie and thought that it would be fun....only to realize its not what it cracked up to be? Garner and Bryce talk about that. They also talk about the best use of music movies, and break down the unwritten rules for society.
What is the greatest cartoon of all time? Garner and Bryce talk about their March Madness of Cartoons as they try and find out which is #1. They also talk about their super grown up weekend, and people who hoard things like birthday cards.
Have you ever witnessed a crime?!?!?!?! Turns out lots of people have, and sometimes (most of the time) its not at all like what you see on TV! Garner and Bryce talk about crime. They also talk about the etiquette of taking your booze with you when you leave a party and baby names!
Everyone has gone to work with a total weirdo. If you are saying "I havent"...odds are its you. Garner and Bryce talk about people being weird at work. They also talk about words that need to go away, pictures on social media we don't need to see anymore and introduce a new feature called "Good, or Not Good?"
Top Ranking Podcast is 20 episodes old!! Time sure does fly....Garner and Bryce celebrate this historic milestone with enlightening conversation about helicopter rides, hardships behind the wheel, and tourist attractions that don't live up to the hype.
Its a romantic time of year...Valentine's Day has love in the air, but Garner and Bryce break down the most over-rated romantic gestures. Spoiler alert: sharing a bath isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. They also talk about the most boring places on earth, gym teachers, and ask acclaimed musician Dallas Green how much money he has on him right now.
THE POLAR VORTEX HAS TAKEN OVER! The extreme cold has swept the nation and Garner and Bryce talk about people who don't know how to 'winter'. They also talk about kids and their ripped jeans, they get some things off their chest, and Ron MacLean from Hockey Night in Canada joins them for "3 Minutes With".
Why are people obsessed with serial killers??? Garner and Bryce dive into why some people become fascinated with the worst criminals, they even play a game called "Know Your Serial Killers." They also talk about bad tattoo's, and kids drinking coffee!
Have you ever done something that made you accidentally creepy? You did or said something that made everyone feel weird? It happens. Garner and Bryce talk about the accidentally creepy. They also talk about keg party's, fast food, and can upbeat music take the edge off of sad movie scenes?
Garner and Bryce return! That probably sounded more dramatic than it was...I regret everything. This week Garner and Bryce talk about weird baby names, sleeping in public and Bill Gates.
THE BOYS ARE BACK! Garner and Bryce are back from their winter break and ready to go! This week they talk about your oddly specific fears, 3D movies, and how overrated New Year's Eve is. What a hoot!
Garner and Bryce are back after taking a week off. They return refreshed, and on top of their game......which isn't saying much. They talk about weird things at Christmas party's, being trapped, and play 'Cash in Hand' with The Strumbellas. What a time!
Garner and Bryce return for another week of passable entertainment. Will it make you smarter? No. But will it pass the time? Sure. Today they talk about Las Vegas, Mount Everest, and the crazy way people have been fired.
Garner and Bryce hear from not 1, but 2 former co-workers who made the news this week. One got to meet a couple of the greatest hockey players of all time, the other went viral around the world. How special! They also talk about the shelf-life of catchphrases and weird stores at the mall.
Can you believe this podcast has lasted 10 episodes? We can't. No really, we dont get it. But today Garner and Bryce talk about scattering ashes, stress free jobs, and we play a game called "Cash in Hand" where we see who has the most cash on them. Will it be Garner, Bryce or Max from Arkells?
Garner's palms are still sweaty after he got the chance to talk to one of his musical icons. How magical! Garn and Bryce then break down how those interviews actually work, they talk about grown ass folks going to work in their Halloween costumes, and debate whether its cool or not to buy a boat just to sink it...if you won the lottery.
Halloween is just around the corner and the guys have some feelings about it. Garner and Bryce break down their thoughts on costumes, and the lack of any good Halloween music. They also talk about bad places to be naked, phrases and jokes that need to be retired and the secret world of the mascot.
Garner and Bryce are back, looking through the telescope at society and casting judgement. Today they talk about legal weed and how you now have to break up with your drug dealer, an app idea every woman will appreciate, terrible foods to bring into a movie theatre, and we have 3 minutes with Max from Arkells. What a day.
Thanks to popular demand we are back with another new episode!!!! (there was no demand, we lied to sound cool...) Garner and Bryce break down what may be the greatest power move of all time. They also talk about the public marriage proposal and how its always a bad idea, the non-sexual walk of shame, plus we get a much needed bed bug update.
Garner and Bryce return with hearts full of love and heads full of wisdom. Not really, but it sounds nice doesn't it? This week they talk about weird things people have given as a tip, bad ideas for first dates and how much better it is to give a pet a human name. If you dont laugh, you'll get your money back.
This may be the best episode of Top Ranking Podcast ever made! Sure, its on the 4th episode...but what a gem it is. Today Garner and Bryce talk about strict parents and the spankings they gave, crying at TV shows, and we start a list of the best and worst songs to sing at karaoke.
Another week, another episode of Top Ranking Podcast. This week Garner and Bryce talk about hiding things from lovers, they get a phone call from an old friend, Raine Maida from Our Lady Peacestops by to play "3 Minutes With", and the shocking results of "Does Bryce Have Bedbugs." Its things like this that make their parents lie to their friends about what Garner and Bryce REALLY do for a living.
It was a hit with the critics (not really) so the Top Ranking Podcast returns for a 2nd episode. This week Garner and Bryce discuss which sports are worthy of being on TV, people who refuses to use cases for their phones, and introduce a new segment called "Does Bryce Have Bedbugs?"
Garner and Bryce decide to get with the times and start their own podcast. Their parents will be so proud.....or at the very least, less ashamed. This week they talk about back to school, business slogans, and play a game called "3 Minutes With" with Mayor Don Iveson. Very real studies have found that this podcast can also act as a cure for Athlete's Foot....just don't google that. Special thanks to USS for the theme song, and Sonic girl Jacinda for the artwork.