Secaucast: Recent Episodes
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SERIES FINALE!
Featuring: Secaucust, starring Buttles
(recorded at the Super 8 in Groton, CT; Custy's in N. Stonington, CT; Foxwoods in Mashantucket, CT)
In this episode: casino hookage, barely legal seafood, cornhole forecasts, all you can beat, asexuality confirmed, a recipe for Dan on Tap, motel abortions, feeling Groton, Chinese boggling, and Buttles challenges a champion cock.
Links:
Custy's International
Mohegan Sun Hotel Casino & Entertainment
John Fogerty - Mohegan Sun Set List
Foxwoods Resort Casino
El Pollo Loco Tic-Tac-Toe Chicken Challenge Press Release
Music:
"Get By" by Farewell Redemption
Intro Music: "Smorgasbord aka All You Can Eat" by Man Bites God
Outro Music: "Goodbye, Good Luck, Good Riddance" by Joel Lightman Band
All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcasts Mentioned:
Desolate METROPOLIS
Love Long and Prosper
Life on Tap
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-12-07.mp3
Guest Co-Host: The Return of FudgeThems
Special Guest: Laawaaris
In this episode: morning hummer, touched by a Beatle, anal sandwich, Buttles repellent, roadwhacking, outsourced family, immigrant embezzlement, wedding crashing, reception tailgating, Laawaaris pitches a tent, and a fast food nuptial in the making.
Links:
Sikhism
Earl of Sandwich
Music:
"Up Chuk Skat" by Rayko/KRB
Intro Music: "Drive Across Texas" by Bob Kirkpatrick
Outro Music: "So Sick" by J-Laa
All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcast Mentioned:
scriggity
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-30.mp3
Live from The New York Area 40th Anniversary Star Trek Convention: Secaucus, NJ
Guest Co-Hosts: Dan on Tap and Buttles
Special Guest: NextJen
Featuring Segments by: Dan and Cj from Love Long and Prosper and Sy-Fi
Special Thanks to Danthol
In this episode: urine transporters, action figure cleavage, The Borg v. 9/11, dog bites fan, Xena's cool-whipped tits, guessing Dan on Tap's race, Nimoy on vinyl, double bagging, sword polishing tips, and Buttles ponders auctioning off his maidenhead.
Links:
STARTREK.COM
The New York Area 40th Anniversary Star Trek Convention
STARTREK.COM Message Board - Convention Feedback Thread
Memory Alpha - Star Trek Wiki
Star Trek: The Experience
Star Trek Encyclopedia
Star Trek: Fan Collective - Time Travel DVD
Music:
"She Make It So" by Warp 11
Intro Music: "Devil In Jersey City" by Coheed and Cambria
Outro Music: "Tits and Champagne" by The Joneses
Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Hot Star Trek Romances:
Trip and T'Pol
Troi and Worf
Yar and Data
Cool Alien Races:
Klingons
Cardassians
Romulans
Tribbles
Andorians
Talorians
Vulcans
The Q
Trills
The Borg
Hot Women:
Majel Barrett-Roddenberry
Terry Farrell
Nicole de Boer
Gates McFadden
Marina Sirtis
Jeri Ryan
Diana Muldaur
Ashley Judd
Celebrity Appearances Mentioned:
Bobby Clark
Kate Mulgrew
Suzie Plakson
Joanne Linville
William Shatner
Episodes and Movies Mentioned:
The Cage
Arena
The Trouble With Tribbles
Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek: First Contact
Trials and Tribble-ations
Podcasts Mentioned:
Life on Tap
Love Long and Prosper
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-23.mp3
Guest Co-Host: The Return of JDawg from Queens
Special Guests: Stephanie and The Rock
In this episode: starting young with crystal Steph, Dookie Howser, KFedUp, jungle gym, Saget worship, rape nuts, tubhumping, Lost encounters, Brangelina's holes, and a chat with an overgrown Ethel Merman ogre.
Links:
"Danny Tanner is Not Gay" - Bob Saget
Rollin' with Saget
Ethel Merman - IMDB entry
Music:
"Beautiful Drive" by Tara Leigh Cobble
Intro Music: "Amtrek" by Big George Jackson Blues Band
Outro Music: "Little Girl" by The Ukulele Hipster Kings
All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-16.mp3
Guest Co-Host: The Return of Laawaaris from Houston
In this episode: Thriller goes Bollywood, Halloween pimpin', rickshaw rage, porn blues, family friends that fuck, tasting thyself, hybrid efficiency, rank cheerleading, racist bumperstickers, road head rides again, and an anatomical exploration of the hair downstairs.
Links:
Indian Thriller
YAO Restaurant
phun.org
Censorship in India
Music:
"Damage" by Tara Leigh Cobble
Intro Music: "Hoe Bots" by Stinkarelli
Outro Music: "I eat pussy baby, every day" by Snowball Johnny
All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcast Mentioned:
Life on Tap
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-11-02.mp3
Guest Co-Host: Danthol from Love Long and Prosper
In this episode: genocidal home hints, vaginal landmarks, preggers sex, marvel masturbation, vomiting nicotine, tittyfucking pop art, randy piety, mermaid menage à trois, sexing The Simpsons, roach buffet, and slamming little ophan Annie at the drive-in.
Links:
Carpet beetle
Mammary intercourse
Polly the Insulting Parrot
Music:
"Fuck You" by The Brother Machine
Intro Music: "Bionic Vagina" by Baron Von Lichtenstein
Outro Music: "Drive In Picture Show" by Craymo
Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcasts Mentioned:
Love Long and Prosper
Soccergirl, Incorporated
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-10-26.mp3
Guest Co-Host: Shortie from Springfield, IL
In this episode: bar glories, fast food sexual gymnastics, vaginal maintenance, hotgluing Jesus, diabetes boner, going while coming, brown thumbs, truck stop chili, unintentional Anti-Semitism, hockey on the hood, and the JFK assassination gag reel.
Links:
Steak 'n Shake
JFK RELOADED (BETTER THAN THE REST)
Requiem for a Kennedy
Music:
"Dance Under the Stars" by Peter Toh
Intro Music: "Dukes of Hazzard Wheres The Party At?" by Former Fat Boys
Outro Music: "Keep It Clean" by Mike McGill
All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcasts Mentioned:
Love Long and Prosper
Life on Tap
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-10-19.mp3
Guest Co-Host: CMonkey from Yonkers
In this episode: back door chivalry, recreational chemistry, T at twelve, getting a ghet, T.G.I. MILF, sacrifice doubles, sleepaway grope, flacid encounters, premature relief, Rocky Horror tweens, fart deposition, and the naiveté of Pee Wee Herman's spew.
Links:
2C-I
Ghet
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Music:
Mickey Avalon
Shoot to Kill Music, Inc. Buy at* iTunes Music Store
"My Dick" by Mickey Avalon (feat. Dirt Nasty & Andre Legacy)
Intro Music: "Horizontal Tango" by Roadside Attraction
Outro Music: "Got To Have A Job" by Little Charlie and The Nightcats
Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcast Mentioned:
Love Long and Prosper
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-10-12.mp3
Guest Co-Host: Iron Sherv from Cambridge, MA
In this episode: Islam at the airport, lab coat pheromones, highway hookers, pussy whiskers, burka by law, Turkish anemas, driving online, raki rendezvous, Muslim in the mist, atheism unleashed, parkedhead misfire, and the A-rab is traumatized by T.
Links:
Anterior cruciate ligament
Drivers Ed Racing Game
Raki
Music:
"The Decisive Battle" by Jenova Project
Intro Music: "Tora Tora Tora" by U.S. Bombs
Outro Music: "Arabu Andaluz" by Fishtank Ensemble
Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcast Mentioned:
You Are The Guest!
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-28.mp3
Guest Co-Host: The Drunken Clam Girl from Life on Tap
In this episode: HIV hypochondria, Dan on Tap's metrosexuality, rapid masturbation, driving a fat girl, food orgasms, dorm nudity, shit and tell, the art before fellatio, ankle appeal, second circumcision, and the oldest douche in Jewish history.
Links:
Roger Waters - The Dark Side of the Moon Live
Salvador Santana
Mikvah
Music:
The Women Of Kerrville
Various Artists
Silverwolf Buy at iTunes Music Store
* Buy at RealNetworks / Rhapsody
* Buy at eMusic
* Buy at* GroupieTunes
"Christians and Pagans" by Dar Williams
Intro Music: "You Make Me Wanna Cum" by JINX TITANIC
Outro Music: "I Love a Jew" by Stuckey & Murray
Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcasts Mentioned:
Life on Tap
scriggity
Best Damn Tech Show, Period
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-21.mp3
Guest Co-Host: Cockback Contest Winner
In this episode: Mass condoms (minus the m), tight orange A, Britney's Irish twins, KFed-Up, John Mayer's weiner, lofty wood, bagging a muppet, customer cervix, bleeding for T, Anakin impressions, golden rivers, and ScottyJ cowgirls up to his own damn question.
Links:
Hooters Employee Handbook
Pizza Hut Menu
Muppet Wiki
New York Blood Center
Music:
"I'm Single" by Deirdre Flint
Intro Music: "Fuck Yourself" by VPR
Outro Music: "Drink, Fight, and Fuck" by The Erotics
All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcasts Mentioned:
Life on Tap
"The Fix" on NBX
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-05.mp3
Guest Co-Host: FudgeUms from New Jersey
In this episode: a bastardly wet challenge, Hindu is the new Black, uber public toilets, Piss Court, ethnic vagina, paternity leave, shit comes clean, chauffeuring honkeys, ScottyJ rolls his own, ESL medals, and Ernest Borgnine's coconut fetish.
Links:
fudgems.com
Squat Toilet
Ernest Borgnine - IMDB
Music:
"Release Me" by Farewell Redemption
Intro Music: "When I Blow Up" by Dislocated Boner
Outro Music: "Fucked Again" by Baron Von Lichtenstein
All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcasts Mentioned:
scriggity
Best Damn Tech Show, Period
Life on Tap
Five Questions
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-09-14.mp3
Featuring: BusHeads, starring Buttles
(recorded at Tanglewood - Lenox, MA)
In this episode: the Arthur Ashe Confederacy, riding the wave of whitey, Highwood Club rejects, female urinal prototypes, golf cart assassination, banging Jedi, Natalie Portman was hot at 12, more a cockapella, TSA gets all up in my ass, and James Earl Jones is completely shitfaced.
Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest! Polls close on Monday, August 28th at 11:59 PM EDT.
Links:
Tanglewood Campus Map
John Williams
Star Wars music
Steve & Barry's
Coke BlaK
Music:
"Bunker Buster" by 37Hz
Intro Music: "Get Fuckin fucked" by Chachi On Acid
Outro Music: "If Farts Were Made Out of Superball Stuff" by Lynn JULIAN aka CookieCutterGirl
All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcasts Mentioned:
Life on Tap
Swingercast
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-22.mp3
Guest Co-Host: Dick Cameo from Taxachusetts
In this episode: dykes v. my dad, Greyhound reeks of pussy, Custy's fulfilled, pounding Massholes, Rhode Island is the new Kuwait, carbonated terrorism, devastating AOL searches, Frosty fellatio, crosstown cuss, and Stephen Hawking's sweet ride chooses A.
Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest!
Links:
AirTroductions
Becky Hammond
Custy's
Nordic Lodge
AOL Keyword Searches
Stephen Hawking
Music:
"First of May" by Jonathan Coulton
Intro Music: "Shady" by Rayko/KRB
Outro Music: "Sex-O-Matic" by Psykosoul
Intro and Outro music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcast Mentioned:
Happy House of Hentai
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-15.mp3
Featuring: RoadHeads, starring Dan on Tap
(recorded en route to Hartford, CT)
In this episode: British dining etiquette, yearbook foiblows, Dan taps Scarlett, Buttles lands on Martha, sandwich technique, cheeky alternatives, grope therapy, staged racial harmony, a cockapella, and the last stop in bodily functions.
Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest!
Links:
Prince Jefri
New England Dodge Music Center
Dave Matthews Band Setlists
(Select Jul 29 2006 New England Dodge Music Center)
The Big Lebowski - Fucking Short Version
Cock Sauce
Music:
"Death of Democracy" by 37Hz
Intro Music: "Show Me Your Tits" by The Killer Kona Buds
Outro Music: "BRANGELINA!" by Ric Seaberg
All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcasts Mentioned:
Life on Tap
Happy House of Hentai
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-08.mp3
Guest Co-Host: BabyMo from Massachusetts (our first female!)
In this episode: love at the urinal, the kiss of epilepsy, five for flirting, hooters on Hooters, cheesecake a la Buttles, KFed's Ex, Jennifer Aniston isn't our Friend, getting a Prince William, and the greatest ass in American History.
Links:
Hooters Mastercard
Kevin Federline
Cold Stone Creamery
Music:
"Boob Fairy" by Deirdre Flint
Intro Music: "Vagina" by The Killer Kona Buds
Outro Music: "The Toilet Song" by Tí Trá Lí Media
All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcast Mentioned:
The Mep Report
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-07-20.mp3
Guest Co-Host: JDawg from Queens
Live from the Days Inn: Shrewsbury, MA
In this episode: jetBlues, humping the Jertz, these are the Days, Depot thoughts, Ted Williams' anus, human stains, Sushi v. Sex, porn night, the quief fairy, scent of an asshole, LIRRrrrrrr, and Lance Bass finally becomes an honest fag.
Call our listener line, (206) 20-COCKY (that's 206-202-6259), to cast your vote in the Cockback Contest!
Links:
Days Inn
Hofstra University
Long Island Rail Road
My Odeo Channel (odeo/c1e15c6f00c8eaf9)
Music:
"Food" by Deirdre Flint
Intro Music: "Hershey Highway" by Neil Smith
Outro Music: "Anything Goes" by Art Linton
All music courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcast Mentioned:
Life on Tap
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-08-01.mp3
Guest Co-Host: Laawaaris, live via satellite from Houston
In this episode: flirting in tongues, baudy bachelorettes, twisted tales from the second generation, Social Darwinism at the cost of the perfect position, razor love, driving tips for the mentally ill, and the culture shock of shit.
Links:
Keeley Hazell
HeadOn
Music:
"Bordeaux" by the shapes, courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Intro Music: "Bust a Nut" by Dislocated Boner
Podcasts Mentioned:
The Wicked Good Podcast
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-07-14.mp3
Guest Co-Host: Dan on Draft from Jersey
It's the first episode of the Secaucast -- a full-throttle, free speech escapade of an earfuck.
In this episode: why Latinos have better cable, the realm where age is beauty, how a South African dictates our summer, adventures in coming and going, and a rhetorical question of anatomical proportions.
Links:
Mario Cantone: Laugh Whore
No Looking Back
Custy's
Music:
"Hanging On" by Farewell Redemption, courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Intro Music: "There's So Many Ways I Can Kill You" by Madsumo
Podcasts Mentioned:
Desolate METROPOLIS
The Wicked Good Podcast
Extra Points
Soccergirl, Incorporated
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-06-28.mp3
Guest Co-Host: Buttles from Boston
In this episode: Burger (fuc)King, sweltering in Madonna's Garden, asylum from luxury, bitter fruit borne from a familiar bush, A of a different shade, thoughts from the bowl, Operation Moderation, and how Stephen Stills cured AIDS.
Links:
Official Fleshlight Website
Music:
"She's So Mature" by The Daily Pravda
Intro Music: "Enormous Penis" by Da Vinci's Notebook, courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network
Podcasts Mentioned:
Soccergirl, Incorporated
The Wicked Good Podcast
Life on Tap
Direct Download: Secaucast_2006-07-06.mp3