Don't Call Me Shirley: Recent Episodes
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Ex-radio bloke Stephen ‘Crazy’ Creagh and intellectual heavyweight Anthony 'Watto' Watson have a crack at politics, media, sport, music, film, cultural observations, scientific discoveries, societal taboos and anything else that takes their fancy. Not to mention each episode's special tribute to the Patron Saint of Slapstick Comedy - Leslie Nielsen.
It's our 50th Episode and everyone is back to talk - Hopeless Hackers, Italy's First Female PM, Your Coffee Personality, Mankad, Hanging Handshakes, the World's Best Cheats and Stan Helsing. Oh, and it's our best ever song that you never knew was a cover. It's the best episode ever! Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website) https://www.dcmshirley.com/cartriptrivia (Car Trip Trivia)
Blacky's Back - Norm Smith & Brownlow Medallist and overall AFL Legend and nice guy of the game, Simon Black, talks everything footy and plenty of other stuff in this monumental 49th episode. Plus - another song you never thought was a cover. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website) https://www.dcmshirley.com/cartriptrivia (Car Trip Trivia)
The Queen and the Ayatollah & Passports & Winston Churchill & Congress on Broadway, plus The Greatest Deaths of all Time, Adult Names You Shouldn't Give Babies, the Emmys, an Expert on Inflation, Finals Footy & another cover you never knew about. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website) https://www.dcmshirley.com/cartriptrivia (Car Trip Trivia)
Crappy Campervans, Trump & the Mar-a-largo-round, Puffer-Jackets, Serena's Slam Dunk, AFL's Broadcast Bonanza, BYO Firewood, Watto's TV Guide, Shaq's Voice and another great song you never knew was a cover. Spoiler Warning for next week - Simon Black is joining the boys for an AFL finals extravaganza. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website) https://www.dcmshirley.com/cartriptrivia (Car Trip Trivia)
Special Guest Dean Sutherland from Skunkhour joins Crazy & Juzzie to talk Michael Hutchence, The Beastie Boys, Turkish Prisons and Homer Simpson, not to mention Playboy in the 90s, Hoarder's Guilt and Number 2s in the Workplace. And an absolute knockout song that you never knew was a cover...... Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website) https://www.dcmshirley.com/cartriptrivia (Car Trip Trivia)
Olympic legend Steven Bradbury joins the boys in the studio to talk about Gold Medals, Hard Yakka, Owning a Brewery, Mr Miyagi and Johnny Farnham. It's bloody brilliant......and Beat Watto makes a comeback. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website) https://www.dcmshirley.com/cartriptrivia (Car Trip Trivia)
Lost Phones & Cloud Chaos, Secret ScoMo, Raiders of the Last President, Chitty Chitty Book Week, Men's Mental Health, This Week's TV and another Classic Song Cover that you never knew about. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy, Watto & Justine discuss the death of two Aussie Legends, Kingston Biscuits, Hair Highlights, Waitresses on Rollerskates, Captain Conspiracy, Old School Newsrooms, Borrowed Beatles and Serena's Long Goodbye. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Justine Lowrance joins the lads to chat hard on the Ease of EFTPOS, Mini-Bar Missions, Bunker Burials, Post-Divorce Dating Apps, Borrowing Braces, Feline Time Clocks and The Bold & the Boozing. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy & Watto talk British Boy Bands, Dodgy Dance Instructors, Splitting Biscuits, Holiday Rations, TMO Turn-offs, Banking with Buddies and Dinner Party Etiquette. It really is brilliant. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
It's our 40th Episode and Paul 'Campo' Campion joins the boys to celebrate tree surgery, Origin Injuries, Pugilistic Pseudonyms, flowing mullets, parlour games, trap doors, Game of Names, bumbling bounty hunters and Cowboys v Springsteen. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy & Watto reluctantly talk about that Greek Aussie Tennis Player and deep dive into Sickbed Cinema, Buyers' Remorse, the Brookfield Cock Show, Recycled Records and Sri Lankan Bomb Dives. Don't miss Crazy's new podcast 'Car Trip Trivia' - a quiz for the ages - every Monday, Wednesday and Friday Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Radio News-Lady Justine Lowrance joins Crazy for a female perspective on the 4th of July, Billy Joel's Bum, Albo's Girlfriend, Revenge Porn, Hotel NRL and the Uncanny X-Men. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy and The Peach have plenty of laughs on serious topics - the Roe v Wade decision, Grandma Jokes, Statue Abuse, Rabid Rabbit Radicals, Personal Pronouns, Steering Wheel Headlocks, Wasteful Ways of Working & the Con-Census. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy & Watto are joined by former co-host Anthony 'Merls' Merlo to discuss wife insults, Chrome Moly BMX, first time movies, rapid fire Q&A, trans-reversals, holiday buffets and Ukraine sharks. Beat Watto is a real tweet this week. 27:21 Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Brisbane's most outlandish publican, Nick Gregorski name drops almost all of his mates in a three-way yarn on steak knives, CBD pubs, breeding horses, smack & tickle, the Cunnamulla Cods and Mexican co-workers. Beat Watto - you bet. 43:38 Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Watto's back from holidays and joins Crazy to discuss friendly marsupials, dancing with wolves, Land Rovers, Albo in Indo, US Election mules, 22 in 22 and the annoying Jaws kid. There's a Beat Watto Quiz. And it's a right royal beauty. 34:18 Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy and Dan 'The Peach' Petrie pay tribute to the sparkly eyed Ray Liotta after his untimely death last week, and take a look at his best work and one of the great films of all time - Martin Scorsese's Goodfellas. (Warning: contains every kind of spoiler you can imagine) https://www.dcmshirley.com/goodfellas (Goodfellas Trailer) Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Columnist & Eurovision Finalist Dan Petrie is back in the chair talking about about digital handymen, the fallout from the Federal Election, preferential voting, WFH Syndrome, the case for State Governments, the end of Ozark and the great bottled water rip-off. Ozark Spoiler Alert - if you don't want the final series of Ozark to be spoiled, fast forward from 26:54 and come back at 29:41 Plus, Beat the Peach (ie. Beat Watto without Watto) 32:35 Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Clare 'Noosa Mayor' Stewart keeps Crazy & Watto in check as they talk about life after tragedy, Election 2022 & the Teal Army, hospital food, the Twitter Challenge, supermarket doppelgangers, Watto's War Watch and Rick Astley's political promises. Beat Watto - 33:44 https://www.dcmshirley.com/own-two-feet (Clare the Mayor's Book) Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Former Wallaby and Brisbane breakfast radio legend Greg 'Marto' Martin joins Crazy and Watto for a rundown on the Battle of Brisbane, AFL Tattoos, Riding to Work, Rugby Bloody Rugby, Busted Elections, Weekend Sleep-ins and so much more (there's a stack of content!). Beat Watto - another week, another potential embarrassment. 53:24 Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy & Watto's weekly round-up ponders Fashionable Tattoos, Cultural Kids, Jedi Jokes, The Curse of John Howard, Bat Teeth, Boris in the Big House, Chili in the Face and Pauline's Comedic Faux Pas. And a super-sized, sensational sounding Beat Watto quiz. 23:07 Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy & Watto are friends again, ruminating about Albo's Iso, Floppy Disks, Censoring Twitter, Shrinkflation, Cinema Resorts, Racist Plants and Dodgy Posties. Plus, the toughest Beat Watto segment ever. 25:07 https://www.dcmshirley.com/disinformation (Facts & Other Lies) (with thanks to listener Mr Dujon) Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy and Watto fire up over Family COVID, Bribery Island, the Leaders' Debate, Trans-forming Sport, Elon's Crack at Twitter, FOGO and Ivermectin for Humans. See the link below for a sneak preview of Anthony's new Reality TV show concept. https://www.dcmshirley.com/cambrianpatrol (Cambrian Patrol) Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Ex PM Harold Holt's grandson joins us to talk White Racial Profiling, Go Fund Me Pets, Moneyball Clive , Fast COVID, Misology and Bong Water. There's even a bit on the upcoming Federal Election. Can Robert beat Watto in ......Beat Watto? 42:05 https://www.dcmshirley.com/climategate (Climategate Emails) https://www.dcmshirley.com/ipcc (IPCC Propaganda) Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy & Watto's take on Stadium Soundtracks, Self-Help for Kidnappers, Moving Out & Getting a Job, 50% Virtuous, Aussie Soldiers, Modern Day Mullets, Gadafi Stadium and Dark Knights on the Fringe. Beat Watto? You bet. 31:32 Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy & Watto sink their teeth into the latest Oscar Bash, Life After Barty, Taylor Hawkins & Middle Age Health, the 2022 Budget and Two-for-One Steaks. Coughlin's Law is back and so is Beat Watto. 31:23 https://www.dcmshirley.com/hamilton (Song from Hamilton) Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
AFL legend Simon Black joins Crazy & Watto for a sophisticated discussion on the Lions v Broncos, Reality TV, the All Blacks, general toughness, facial hair & footballing dress standards. Marvel as our Brownlow and Norm Smith Medalist winner takes on Watto in.........Beat Watto! 30:34 And it's a Russia/Ukraine/COVID No-Fly Zone. We promise. Please note: we recorded early this week to accommodate our guest and thus just missed Ash Barty's ill-timed retirement from tennis to play more golf. We'll cover that next week. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Bedroom Phone Etiquette, Dopesick & Big Pharma, aspiring serial killers, AFL's back, Ukraine's never-ending story and The Mystery of Coughlin's Law. There's another round of Beat Watto. Could this be his time to shine? 28:40 And announcing a special guest for next week's episode. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Heavenly Heroes - Rod Marsh & Shane Warne, Movies You Can't Show Your Kids, Sanjay Gupta, Viv Richards, Salt Mine Economics and Suspect School Closures. And Beat Watto 35:33 Crazy and Watto have never been more intellectually relevant. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Brisbane Floods Again, The Russian Rumble & Pollyanna Politics, Renewable Energy, B Grade Celebrity Poetry, The Great John Landy, Eurovision and our breathtaking audio Quiz. https://www.dcmshirley.com/putin-address (Putin's Address to his Comrades) Crazy & Watto throw air punches in another deeply affecting podcast experience. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
The Joys of Parenthood, Putin on the Hits, Frozen Cocktails, Reigning in the Royals, Pub Rock and another outrageously good quiz. Crazy, Peach & Watto are inspirational as always. Contact Us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Oscar 'Valentine' Pistorius, mask mandate madness, text massages gone wrong, Winter Olympic Ballsups, Superbowl LVI (that's 56) and Prince Andrew's credit rating. Crazy and Watto agree on almost nothing. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Columnist Dan Petrie makes his long-awaited return and joins Crazy & Watto for a yarn about woke cricketers, the decline of the PM, Joe Rogan v Neil Young, Canadian truckers, international borders, Aussie gold in winter and don't miss the Oscar nominees quiz. 20:00 Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Crazy and Watto talk Australian Open pay packets, QR Codes, Ungrateful Grace, flip-flopping PMs, Stan Grant, Beijing history in the making, Bruce v Adelle and indulge in an 80s TV Theme Quiz. 23:55 Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
It's a Christmas Special......enjoy. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Stephen and Anthony wrap up the year with an exclusive profile on serial conman Peter Foster, bite into the battle of the burgers, get back to the Beatles and shine a light on the worst movie sequels of all time. There's an Ashes update and something from Sir Leslie. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Stephen and Anthony are joined by former Australian Test cricketer Michael Kasprowicz on a deep dive into the upcoming Ashes series and all things cricket; we discuss the Om(r)icron Variant, Merls' first bartending job and an Album of the Week with more genres than an Academy Awards ceremony. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Stephen and Anthony reflect on the Rittenhouse verdict, assess the latest Bond debacle, discuss the unprecedented price of puppies, DTs in public and much loved terrible TV shows. There's a classic Album of the Week and a guest appearance from the Superintendent of Silly..... Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Stephen & Anthony undertake a thorough examination of the Rittenhouse Trial, the recent Melbourne protests, baby magpies and the Cricket World Cup. They take a stroll down Rugby's memory lane and get stuck into one of the great albums of the 60s. Of course, there's also something special for Leslie Nielsen fans.... Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
The show must go on - George Clooney's stunt double joins Stephen as they embark on an intellectual discussion about Australian Glam Rock, the chest of sliming bang, COP26....blah, blah, blah; Queensland's new restrictions, tradie practical jokes and a special appearance by Canada's most revered dramatic actor..... Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Dan is at the beach, so Stephen & guest host Georgia Barclay shoot the breeze about Aussie sporting heroines, vaccine mandates, curbside collections, the Hollywood Western gone south, international comfort zones, second-time jabs and Willy Wonka. Oh, and there's something from the grey haired great...... Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Dan & Stephen talk to JC from Powderfinger about the re-opening of the live music scene, conduct a streaming audit, dig into the Gladys affair and get lectured to by the US Attorney General. Also, a special guest appearance from the Doyen of Deadpan. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Dan & Stephen engage in robust discussion on the US Border crisis, famous astronauts, the letter B, Royal over-reach, van Gogh and of course - a very special appearance from one of comedy's all-time greats. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Stephen and Daniel yarn about Net Zero madness, the most conservative NSW Premier since WW2, Non-Alcoholic Beer, Ian Turpie, the man in the oversized suit, and as always, there's a very special guest star......... Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Dan & Stephen deep dive into submarines, CFMEU motivations, Cricket crackpots, men without babies, the greatest rock guitarist of the 80s and introducing this week's special guest star..... Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Dan & Stephen exchange stories about dobbers & Prime Ministers, ridesharing letdowns, the death of Star Wars, smoking on trains and Rugby heroics. Also this week - special guest star - Leslie Nielsen. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Dan and Stephen jibber jabber about Australian border controls, US Open misfires, Tradie shortages, Russell Crowe, Fleetwood Mac and the PBR, not to mention this week's special guest star - Leslie Nielsen. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Dan and Stephen wax lyrical about free public transport, Cher, home ownership v home delivery, musicians inspired by Errol Flynn and mask-wearing madness with special guest star - Leslie Nielsen. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)
Dan and Stephen discuss Stockholm Syndrome, Olympic jail-birds, a universal wage, Guns n Roses and the hidden gem of Aussie TV, with special guest star - Leslie Nielsen. Contact us: dcmshq@gmail.com https://www.dcmshirley.com/website (Take Me to Your Fabulous Website)