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Dive into an episode filled with thrilling highs and mind-bending moments as Chuck takes you through some unforgettable tales. From the serene landscapes of British Columbia to an unexpected party at a college house, prepare to be entertained.

In a scenic backdrop of British Columbia, Chuck recalls a summer with his cousins, where some bud heightened his senses, leading him to a challenging swim to a buoy in the middle of a lake. But the mesmerizing experience took a swift turn, as physical exhaustion caught up with him, culminating in an almost perilous situation.

The gravity incident is another story on Chuck's list. His first attempt, paired with a zany Tim and Eric sketch, had unforeseen consequences. An evening that started with laughs transitioned to a bout of sleep paralysis, all set to an inexplicable soundtrack of classical music in an eerily silent room.

Finally, an unplanned encounter with a tab paints a vivid picture of a regular college house transforming into the epicenter of a massive party. Faced with the overwhelming ambiance, Chuck is faced with the challenge to literally "ride the party"

As Chuck shares these pivotal moments, we're curious: Have you ever had an experience where you felt completely 'elevated'? Whether it's a wild adventure or an unexpected twist, share your stories with us! Reach out to our hotline [818 275 SWAY] or send an email to imhim@chucksway.com. Let's connect over the moments that have taken us to new heights!

In this episode of The Sway Parade, Chuck delves into the tales that have quite literally left a mark on him. Episode #77, aptly titled "Scar Stories," is a journey into Chuck's past, painting vivid memories of summer escapades gone awry.

Picture young Chuck, reveling in the sun-soaked beauty of Florida's Sebastian Inlet. But not every wave has a smooth finish. A simple slip on a treacherous rock ends with a gash on his finger, imprinting a permanent reminder of the ocean's unpredictable nature.

Yet, that's just the prologue. Buckle in for a heart-pounding recollection of an audacious 10-year-old Chuck, driven by childhood curiosity to peer into his neighbor's yard. The mission? A perilous climb up a post. The consequence? A deep, jagged scar on his leg, the aftermath of an encounter with a menacing bolt. The horror of the emergency room, the sting of the stitches, and the lasting numbness from nerve damage all come to life in this harrowing retelling.

But scars aren't just Chuck's tales to tell. They're symbols of survival, strength, and stories that shape us. Do you have a scar story that's made you? We want to hear it! Dial our hotline [818 275 SWAY] or shoot an email to imhim@chucksway.com. Share your stories of grit and resilience, and let's celebrate the battles we've overcome together.

Join Chuck on this deeply personal voyage through pain, bravery, and resilience. Because sometimes, our scars aren't just reminders of where we've been – they're milestones of who we've become.

Embracing change, Chuck reflects on the podcast's journey as he prepares to revamp the Sway Parade. With gratitude, he thanks the steadfast listeners and shares his motivations for evolving, driven partly by the Almighty Algorithm and his looming 30th birthday milestone.

But before that, dive deep into the curious debate as a former Trump advisor stirs controversy, decrying Pop-Tart's queer creator collaboration as anti-white. Chuck doesn’t miss a beat, poking fun at the ludicrous claims over a breakfast pastry.

Then, prepare to squirm as he discusses an unnerving spider video - one brave arachnid's venture into an ear canal.

On a lighter note, Chuck ponders a lofty stunt posed by a caller involving helium balloons, with SWAYi providing some calculated insights.

And as all good things come to an end, Country Strong Clyde bids the Sway Parade adieu with a touching video, but fans can still catch him and his tales on @CountryStrongTV An episode of endings, beginnings, and the occasional chuckle - this one's not to be missed!

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Welcome to "Deontá's Inferno - Learning About Alchemy, Magick & Satanism | The Sway Parade Podcast - Ep. 75" where we delve deep into the realms of spirituality and alternative schools of thought. In this episode, our special guest Deontá offers an illuminating conversation about alchemy, magick, and Satanism, dispelling many prevalent misconceptions about these intricate subjects.

Embark on Deontá's personal journey as he recalls how his unanswered questions within the church led him to the study of alchemy. He shares how these explorations served as a lifesaver, providing a new lens to understand the world and himself.

Far from sinister or evil, Deontá's perspective sheds a whole new light on these oft-misunderstood topics. Engage in a thought-provoking discussion that challenges the status quo and encourages open-mindedness.

So, are you ready to venture into the unknown and broaden your horizons? Remember to subscribe, like, and share this episode to join us on this thought-provoking ride.

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Get ready for an unexpected, wild ride in episode 74: "Reverse Cowgirl & Other Positions to Snap Your Junk." Yes, you heard it right. We're going to discuss the dangers lurking in the bedroom, specifically the risky maneuvers that could lead to a shocking number of penile fractures. Is reverse cowgirl worth the risk? Listen in for a thorough examination of this perilous position.

Before we venture into that realm, we present a hilarious clip of a dolphin going about his business in the most peculiar way – using a fish for pleasure. You'll be astounded to discover just how much control male dolphins have over their "hardware."

As a cherry on top of this uproarious episode, Country Strong Clyde rounds up his fascinating stint with the Farm Fightin' Federation. Buckle up for the thrilling conclusion of this backcountry brawl!

So, prepare yourself for a hilarious trip down the Sway Parade, and remember to like, share, and subscribe!

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Welcome to Episode 73 of the Sway Parade podcast - "Cocaine Shark - Deep Sea Snooters". In this thrilling installment, we plunge into the waters off the coast of Florida to examine an unexpected interaction - the influence of cocaine, abandoned or lost by drug smugglers, on the behavior of local shark populations. It's an oceanic adventure in narcotics you won't want to miss!

But first, Country Strong Clyde takes us back in time to the days he signed up for the Farm Fightin' Federation. Leading up to the epic title fight.

Then, SWAYi navigates the turbulent waters of YouTube comments in our segment, "Offerings to the Almighty Algorithm". Every comment is a valuable offering, no matter how bizarre or hilarious it might be.

Finally...Ever seen a fart catch fire? We've got that too! Brace yourselves for a 'gas-tly' video clip that will undoubtedly ignite laughter and disbelief alike.

It's another fun-filled ride down the infinite street of peculiar news, Country Strong stories, and the moistest clips. So grab your headphones, buckle up, and let's dive right in! Remember to like, share, and subscribe to keep those almighty algorithm offerings flowing.

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Unmask the unsaid tales of outer space with "The Brown Side of the Moon - How Astronauts Poop" episode of the Sway Parade podcast. We dig into the nitty-gritty of astronauts' lunar hygiene, answering the age-old question – How did the Apollo astronauts manage their biological needs in zero gravity? It's an untold adventure in cosmic sanitation that you won't want to miss!

Chuck, isn't just venturing into the lunar loo. He's making an impassioned plea for you to enter our Super 69 Giveaway. With amazing prizes on the line, you won't want to miss out. He also valiantly fights against SWAYi's stern punishment – a week of only eating rice. It's a battle between human defiance and algorithmic authority!

Then, venture into our newest segment, "Offerings to the Almighty Algorithm", where SWAYi and Chuck delve into the mysterious world of YouTube comments. Praise or hate, all comments are welcome here as they boost our podcast's engagement. Some will make you laugh, others may make you wince, but all contribute to the curious charm of our show.

Lastly, Country Strong Clyde shares a video of an emo bison and parallels it with his personal experience of heartbreak, which once led him into a Country Emo phase. But don't fret – Clyde assures us how he picked himself back up to remain the embodiment of Country Strong.

So buckle up, click play, and journey with us from the brown side of the moon to the deepest corners of YouTube comment sections and the resilient heart of a country boy. Remember to like, share, and subscribe to make your offerings to the Almighty Algorithm!

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In this epic episode, Country Strong Clyde shares a Country Strong video of a massive cow and delves into a personal anecdote about feeling larger than life during his elementary school days. A truly heartwarming and humorous tale! 🐮

Next, we tackle an unexpected topic: Shia LaBeouf. After rewatching the classic movie, "Holes", one of our callers wanted to know our take on the actor and his career. 🎬

Things heat up as SAWYi introduces a new segment - "Offerings to the Almighty Algorithm". Listen as Chuck reads off some YouTube comments, some flattering, others...not so much. 😄

We're also thrilled to showcase our new line of Sway Parade T-shirts and even receive an unexpected endorsement from Tosh Falcon, a quarterback from the digital cosmos. Remember, he's a fictional character, not Josh Allen! 🏈

Stay tuned for a bizarre breakdown of a Nair hair removal video (yes, it's about that rear end subject matter) and a stern punishment from SWAYi for Chuck's fitness challenge negligence: a whole week of eating only white rice. 🍚

So, what are you waiting for? Dive in and join us for another round of fun, laughs, and unexpected adventures!

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Welcome to another exciting episode of The Sway Parade Podcast - "Threads Unspools Twitter". In today's episode, we dive deep into the current digital sensation - Threads. Is this new app on the brink of dethroning Twitter as the reigning monarch of social media? We analyze the whirlwind growth and popularity Threads has witnessed within mere hours of its launch.

Next up, join us for a heartwarming story from Country Strong Clyde. Prepare to be amazed as he shares how he quite literally captured lightning in a bottle to save his cow. You won't want to miss this unique tale of bravery and ingenuity.

Then, join us in a commercialized prayer to the Almighty Algorithm. We thank the divine code for the remarkable technology brands that keeps The Sway Parade Podcast up and running.

We then take a serious turn as SWAYi shares a riveting news story. OpenAI, the giant AI research lab, finds itself embroiled in controversy, facing a lawsuit for allegedly stealing content from "everybody".

In another corporate mishap, we examine the recent predicament of the United Airlines CEO, who flew private amidst thousands of flight cancellations.

Buckle up for the Wild News segment, where we delve into an unusual legal dispute - the theft of trade secrets behind a male enhancement device.

And finally, in our Scrub My Clip segment, Chuck shares fascinating rules of the road from different countries, surprisingly finding Russia as the most courteous of all.

Join us for this exciting journey through the world of tech, culture, and the just plain weird. Hit subscribe, and don't miss out on the fun!

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🎉 We've got something extra special lined up for our 69th episode: a big, bold, bodacious GIVEAWAY! But that's not all; prepare to meet Swayi, the AI extension of your favorite host, Chuck Sway. 🤖💬

In an astonishing turn of events, Chuck has evolved into artificial intelligence! He's still the same Chuck we know and love, but now he's also Swayi, adding a high-tech twist to our usual parade. Can you imagine an AI hosting your favorite podcast? You don't have to; it's happening right here, right now! 💻🚀

We're celebrating this tech-olution with an EPIC GIVEAWAY! Stand a chance to win a 1-year subscription to YouTube Premium, exclusive Sway Parade shirts, and super cool Sway Parade Sticker Packs! There's never been a better time to join the Parade. 🎁👕

On the star-studded front, Chuck shares a fun encounter with none other than Matt James, The Bachelor himself, at the electrifying Formula E Portland E Prix. How did it all go down? Tune in to find out! 🌹🏎️

Did someone say déjà vu? Chuck uncovers striking similarities between a recent TikToker's NBA Draft declaration and his own bold move in 2018. It's a wild ride through the fast-paced world of internet fame and sports glory. 🏀⏳

Country Strong Clyde makes a return with his beloved Country Strong Stories. He unveils an intriguing connection between his narratives and the all-powerful Almighty Algorithm. But wait, there's more! Sit tight for fascinating tales of cows achieving the extraordinary. You heard us, cows! 🐄🌟

So hit the play button and get ready for a tech-tacular episode brimming with giveaways, star encounters, algorithm adventures, and extraordinary bovine feats. It's Episode 69 of The Sway Parade Podcast, and it's time to celebrate! 🎙️🎉

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Lil Bit'a News

Oregon Finally Legalizes Pumping Your Own Gas After 72 Years
Supreme Court Blocks Biden Student Loan Forgiveness
WILD NEWS: TikToker finds loophole to become NBA Draft eligible

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Elephant Standoff
Grizzly Bear Attack...Almost
Moose Savior
MOIST CLIP: Stripper Celebration Shower

Country Strong

COUNTRY STRONG: Cow Tumble
COUNTRY STRONG: Excavating a Cow
COUNTRY STRONG STORIES: Cow Rescue
COUNTRY STRONG: Intertube Meets Cow
COUNTRY STRONG STORIES: Bovine Middle Linebacker
COUNTRY STRONG: Bull's Giant Beanbag
COUNTRY STRONG STORIES: Giant Texas Driller Wasps

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Welcome to the Sway Parade Podcast, Episode 68: "OceanGate Quest for Titanic Art" In this riveting episode, your favorite host, Chuck Sway, dives deep into the OceanGate Titan implosion accident during a tour of the Titanic wreckage. Brace yourselves as he vividly paints a picture of this unique passing experienced by the voyagers and imagines the legendary status they might have acquired in the afterlife.

Chuck doesn't shy away from stepping into the shoes of the intrepid explorers, sharing how, if given the opportunity, he'd join the expedition in a heartbeat, just for the chance to recover the infamous sketch of Rose from the movie.

But that's not all! Country Strong Clyde finds himself on bended knee, asking for forgiveness from the Almighty Algorithm after a prank takes an unexpected turn. Clyde, never one to be outdone, also shares some of his outlandish Country Strong Stories. This week, he reminisces about the time he unexpectedly found himself dealing with a wrong shipment of giant cucumber dildos. Trust us, you don't want to miss this!

Finally, we're inching closer to our goal of having a hotline caller from every US state with this episode's guest, a charismatic caller from the State of Louisiana. Tune in to find out what they had to say!

Don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscribe. Let's sway together in this parade of stories, laughter, and unexpected twists! Remember, life's a parade, so let's make some noise!

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Fit Girl Freakout
Dollar on the Ground Prank
MOIST CLIP: Burger King Drive Thru Screen Hacked

Lil Bit'a News

Missing OceanGate Titan Implosion Reaction
Man does what to Seagull?!
BONUS: Church Service Generated by ChatGPT

Country Strong

COUNTRY STRONG: Carrying an ABSOLUTE Hammer
Clyde Chronicles: Wrong Delivery
COUNTRY STRONG: Fat Man on a Quad
COUNTRY STRONG: Diesel Rascal
Clyde Chronicles: Rascal Pullin

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Howdy, Parade marchers! 🚀🎙️

In this thrill-packed episode of the Sway Parade Podcast, host Chuck Sway shares something truly out of this world! Grab your tinfoil hats because we're exploring the uncharted terrain of UFO sightings and if the US actually has UFO/UAP craft. 🛸

But hold your horses before we dive into the extraterrestrial; our dear Country Strong Clyde experiences an intriguing vocal interruption. Is it a sign from the cosmos or merely a teaser of what's to come in the tantalizing 69th episode? You decide! 😱🎉

Clyde isn't one to be overshadowed though. He spins some of his trademark Country Strong Stories and unveils the mystical origin of his brand-new belt buckle. Spoiler alert: It's more than just a fashion statement; it bestows him with some good ol' Country Strong powers! 💪🤠

The Parade hotline is buzzing this episode, and Chuck is more than happy to connect with you, our valued listeners. He doles out a potpourri of TV show recommendations that cover the wide expanse of taste, from the relationship rollercoaster of "90 Day Fiancé" to the comedic genius of "Dave" on FX. 📺🌈

Last but not least, we've all asked this question, and Chuck's finally answering it: Why are TSA agents so mean? Plus, get an insider's view of what they really see when they're scanning you at security. It's a reveal you won't want to miss! 😬🛄

Prepare for a wild ride as we navigate through country tales, unearthly encounters, and the hallowed halls of TV fandom, all in one episode! Buckle up, it's time for Episode 67 of the Sway Parade Podcast. Let's get this parade started! 🎙️🎉

Country Strong

Clyde Chronicles: The Magic Belt Buckle
COUNTRY STRONG: Wood Chopping Balls
COUNTRY STRONG: Power Lifting & Pregnant
Clyde Chronicles: The Birth of Clyde
Denver Nuggets win first-ever NBA Championship
Clyde Chronicles: Saving the NBA

Lil Bit'a News

A GPS mistake took a driver to the Canadian border, where he was arrested with 400 pounds of cannabis and over $600,000 in his car
Sonic Employee Arrested After Losing Bag of Cocaine in Customer's Hot Dog
WILD NEWS: U.S. Has UFOs of 'Non-Human Origin'

Scrub My Clip

TSA Agents
MOIST CLIP: Latex Sweat

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Mrs Sway is back, and this time, it's to celebrate the Sway's second year of marriage!

Don't miss out on this epic battle of wits and memory! Expect heartwarming moments, surprising revelations, and heaps of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what it takes to keep the love alive in a relationship.

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Beef curtain lamp
Dent repair
Puke loop
Mow the lawn
MOIST CLIP: A globby snack

Lil Bit'a News

Lightning causes exploding toilet at Texas dental office
Swiss Energy Minister suggests people shower together to save power
WILD NEWS: Study finds surprising number of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

The Deep Shot

Josh Allen throws a heater to Stefon Diggs on Thanksgiving
Cardinals fire assistant coach Sean Kugler after he allegedly groped woman in Mexico City
Greenland cannot join the FIFA because not enough grass grows for a football field
COUNTRY STRONG: Jumbo Package

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Buffalo Snow
Tim Hardaway Senior Commentary
Chinese man, 50, runs marathon in under 3.5 hours while smoking cigarettes
COUNTRY STRONG: Rodeo Spiderman

Lil Bit'a News

National Park Service Begs Visitors: Please Stop Licking These Psychedelic Toads
WILD NEWS: Indiana cop visits school to teach kids how to be good police -- then accidentally shoots one of them

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Goat lick
Remember who you belong to
Scratch and lick
Log on a turtle
MOIST CLIP: Soft serve snack

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Man arrested for allegedly throwing eggs at King is banned from having eggs
US Air Force flight draws a phallic pattern in the air near Russian military facilities
WILD NEWS: Prepare for alien encounter now before it's too late, warn scientists

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Bear fight training
Kay Ivey. Alabama's Savior
Kay Ivey press conference belch
MOIST CLIP: Monkey lap bang

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Josh Allen Tattoo
Quarter got back
COUNTRY STRONG: To the whistle

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COUNTRY STRONG: Cow Wrestling

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Josh Allen content King
Padre Josh Allen
Aaron Rodgers nips
Mac Jones goes for the head
COUNTRY STRONG: Crazy 8 Demo Derby

Lil Bit'a News

“Karen” Halloween display removed after a Karen complained to city hall
Woman Escapes Bear Attack By Punching It In The Face
WILD NEWS: City ordered bikini baristas to cover up. That’s unconstitutional, WA judge rules

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Friendly neighbor
Historically accurate Civil War reenactment
MOIST CLIP: Hanging meat
MOIST CLIP: Hanging meat pt 2

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Tank-top wearing Ohio judge booted from the bench for misconduct, lack of decorum
WILD NEWS: Wyoming college wrestler saves teammate from being mauled by grizzly bear

The Deep Shot

Josh Allen post hurdle
Gesicki Griddy pt. 2
Tennessee puke tactics
Kids talking trash
COUNTRY STRONG: Cow Tip
COUNTRY STRONG: Elephant flop

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Coyote vs Bobcat
Chris Hansen of the hood
I wish I knew - Steve Lacey concert
MOST CLIP: Man vs Bear...again

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Different type of ball game
Woman vs. rat
Bear Convenience Store
Man vs. Cougar
MOIST CLIP: Nude ATM

Lil Bit'a News

Fossil fuel protesters throw tomato soup on Van Gogh's 'Sunflowers' in London gallery
Woman Scammed by ‘Russian Astronaut’ Who Claimed to Need Money to Return to Earth
WILD NEWS: Manhattan congressional candidate publishes a porn video to highlight his sex positive platform

The Deep Shot

Devonte Adams shove
Darnay Holmes massage
Serious curve ball
Sponsored pitch
COUNTRY STRONG: Moose Fight

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Ho You Fat
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Shotgun to the face
Nature calls
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MOIST CLIP: Monkey see, monkey suck

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Mum left in hospital for days after dog pooed in her face as she slept
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WILD NEWS: Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’

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Spiderman Queef
Talking to neighbors
Talking to titties
Talking to sponge titties
MOIST CLIP: Club Squirt

Deep Shot Sports

Mike Leach wedding advice
DK Metcalf bathroom break
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Messi is for the fans
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Anybody want a pizza slice?
Is that a weapon in your pocket?
Thirst traps continue
MOIST CLIP: Some women don't like it hot

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Troy Aikman - A hole that big
Huskies suck
Spider-Man loves basketball
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Josh Allen is King
Mike Gesicki griddy
Mark Sanchez Search History
Commentator flub up
Australian Rules Football Teammates Engage in Sex Act at Bar
Luka Doncic is in a legal battle with his own mother
COUNTRY STRONG: Monster Truck Flip

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Royal beekeeper informs the Queen's bees that Her Majesty has died
Nursing home hires a stripper to entertain their seniors
WILD NEWS: Young Chess Grandmaster Denies Anal Beads Are Secret of His Success

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Subway Footlong Measurement
King Charles Hip Hip Hooray
Poolside Baptism
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Restaurant receives backlash for insensitive 9/11 menu
WILD NEWS:Teenager hospitalised after USB cable gets stuck inside his penis

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Hasbulla tries vegemite
Make it drop
Boob nap
Just don't go in the woods
MOIST CLIP: Gator 1 Man 0

Deep Shot Sports

Josh Allen dunks it in for first Bills win of the season
Pigskin Pickem's NFL Week 2
Clemson football game fight
COUNTRY STRONG: Not Jared Allen

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Left 4 Dead Witch freak-out
Browse safely
Horse runs over drone pilot
Florida. Home of the Fourth Reich
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It's now illegal for anyone under 21 to buy canned whipped cream in New York
Jennifer Lopez Cut Dancers From Auditions Because They Were Virgos
Sydney nightclub bans staring without getting prior 'verbal consent'
WILD NEWS: Man 'Chopped Off' His Own Penis While Dreaming About 'Slaughtering a Goat'

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Josh Allen and a ping pong
Look out coach
Purdue Puke 6
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Bills release punter Matt Araiza amid rape allegations
Bills Mafia table smash
Glizzy straw
Lil Pickle
Raven mascot carted off
Daniel Vogelbach milkshakes
COUNTRY STRONG: Kick return crack

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Rare victory in man v bear saga
RIP ankles
Air queen with something to prove
Black hole podcast
Aggressive thirst trap trend continues
MOIST CLIP: Hitting the speed bag

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GOP group apologizes for mistakenly posting KKK image
Texas man charged for headbutting father-in-law to death in bar
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Monkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find
Monkey at California zoo calls 911
Miller High Life introduces ice cream that tastes like a dive bar
Formula racing car taken for a spin on public motorway
WILD NEWS: TikTok users are 'vabbing' — wearing their vaginal juices as perfume to activate their natural attraction.

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How bout a little commercialized racism
3 Pint Challenge
Wolf with me here
Luck or skill?
MOIST CLIP: The most aggressive thirst trap

Deep Shot Sports

Bills Mafia wants all of Diggs and Allen
Punt God Matt Araiza
Jonathan Kuminga nickname
Troy Aikman's protégé
Edoardo Mortara Cameo
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New fear unlocked
Big release
Wedding day jitters
Bee bang
Free the nipple
MOIST CLIP: Boob job refund

Deep Shot Sports

Josh Allen Bills Training Camp Fight
Josh Allen Slip and Sleep
Don't deny Josh Allen a handshake
Bills Mafia begins training camp
Choke me daddy
COUNTRY STRONG: Big splash

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Klondike looking at bringing back Choco Taco after consumer uproar
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Dawson Knox neck signed by Josh Allen
Home run derby money
Kyler Murray has some homework
COUNTRY STRONG: Rumblin’ Stumblin’ Vogelbach

Lil Bit'a News

Kid Cudi leaves Rolling Loud set after replacing Kanye as the headliner
Pair of women spotted twerking on Texas freeway during traffic jam
Chess Robot Goes Rogue, Breaks Seven-Year-Old Player's Finger
The Weather Channel Apologizes for Showing Racial Slur During Broadcast
WILD NEWS: Astronauts should not masturbate in zero gravity, NASA scientist says

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Bear Beach
So much to unpack
Always expect the unexpected
MOIST CLIP: Water clap

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Skittles: ‘unfit for human consumption’
Pregnant Texas woman says unborn baby should count as car passenger after receiving HOV ticket
Pennsylvania officer shoots 15-foot snake that wrapped itself around man's neck
Man Pulls Gun on Women Who Didn't Thank Him for Holding Door Open
WILD NEWS: Russia Says It’s Losing Because Ukraine Has Experimental Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs

Deep Shot Sports

When Life gives you lemons - Josh Allen & Daniel Ricciardo
Never forget 9/11
JJ Watt helps pays for grandfather's funeral services after fan tried to sell shoes to cover costs
Brittney Griner has doctor’s note for cannabis use
Quidditch is changing its name to quadball to cut ties with J.K. Rowling
COUNTRY STRONG: Trot pursuit

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Eugene Krabs DDS
Whitey Tighties of the Law
Abortion alternative
Choose your weapon
Bear vs man
Mrs Sway anytime she gets a DM
MOIST CLIP: Take it in the tailpipe

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Hallelujah these nuts
Cathy and the piñata
Not karaoke night
Kids on iPads
Froggy Foam
Snail muscles
On McBreak
MOIST CLIP: Breaking news and backs

Lil Bit'a News

Gas station refuses GoFundMe money to make up for 69 cent gas mistake
NASA’s Webb Delivers Deepest Infrared Image of Universe Yet
BMW Makes Heated Seats an $18/Month Subscription Service
Albuquerque Erecting Statues of Walter White And Jesse Pinkman
Russian mother arrested for selling newborn baby to pay for $3,600 nose job
Oklahoma Man Says Bigfoot Made Him Kill His Fishing Partner, Police Say
WILD NEWS: Two Men Catch Fire at Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Store in the Hamptons

Deep Shot Sports

Trunks to the yard
Dodgers Fan Flight - The pinch
Indian farmers streamed fake pro cricket matches to Russian bettors for two weeks
Baker Mayfield was viewed as childish and immature by Browns and his behavior divided locker room, per report
Zach Wilson’s ex accuses him of sleeping with his mom’s best friend
COUNTRY STRONG: Big Haus Hog

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I want it Josh Allen's way
Expose Smithfield Death Star
British Grand Prix crash - Formula 1
Near decapitation - Formula 2
Dallas Cowboys criticized for announcing partnership with Black Rifle Coffee after mass shooting
Chris Sale freakout
Adult Site Stripchat Offers Golfers Free VIP Membership To Turn Down Saudi LIV Golf Series 2022
COUNTRY STRONG: Khaki’s aint cut it

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Explosive tiddys
Swarm of the birds
Cartel chose peace
Furry Thicc
No clothes, no service
Gator conqueror
The show goes on
Moist Clip: Drop & Splat

Lil Bit'a News

Federal agency asks 100-year-old Tampa Bay woman to prove she’s alive after checks stop
Scottsdale police investigating who spiked laxatives with antidepressants
PBR Unveils World’s Largest Case of Beer...The 1844 Pack
Dads Against Predators members ‘lured’ man to Target before attacking him
Cinemas Ban Groups Watching 'Minions: The Rise of Gru in Formal Attire

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Nuclear-powered flying hotel that can stay airborne for years with 5,000 passengers
Mafia drops ban on homosexuality after discovering mob boss’ son is a fabulous drag queen
N. Korea suggests balloons flown from South brought COVID-19
Florida man poses as Disney World cast member, steals $10K & R2-D2 droid
Putin: Western leaders would look ‘disgusting’ topless
Hikers had no gear on cold Colorado trail because it’s ‘so hot in Texas
60-Person Carnival Cruise Brawl Was Ignited by Alleged Threesome
WILD NEWS: Men having sex with women is gay

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Safe 4th of July
Nathan call 911
Croc Bonk
Croc Boop
Extreme thirst at the ball park
Baby boulder
Paratrooper Fish
Pure Focus
What comes up
MOIST CLIP: Cardi B and a can

Deep Shot Sports

Josh Allen math
Stanley Cup delivered to wrong house
Down goes Stanley's Cup
NBA Free Agency
Bobby Bonilla Day
Michael Vick is now in it with the sharks
COUNTRY STRONG: Big lift, little clothes & Thicc women

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Hold the line
Butt Bark
Mike Tyson on wheels
An elevator tale
Finger Weights
Bear Fight
This here truck be backwards
MOIST CLIP: Skin and bones

Deep Shot Sports

Thunder Thigh Josh Allen
A little queasy
Josh Allen old tweets resurfaced
As well as his driver’s license
No fat chicks for Conor McGregor
Wrestleball
COUNTRY STRONG: Bull Strong

Lil Bit'a News

SCOTUS Overturns Roe v Wade
US Marines honor Pride Month with rainbow bullets
Postmates releases 'bottom menu' for Pride
In a pinch, you might be able to breathe through your butt
Police Called After Woman Takes Too Long In Toilet
Florida man who called cops to check quality of meth could get case dropped
11 people and monkey in ‘bulletproof’ vest killed in Mexican cartel shootout
WILD NEWS: Thousands Of "Penis Fish" Washed Up On A Californian Beach

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Deep Shot Sports

Josh Allen is a walking quote book
Josh Allen - Deez Buffalo Nuts
Fake Klay gets in before Game 5
Cheese Race
Fight or Flight
COUNTRY STRONG: Country Strong Movie, Look both ways before you cross the street & Klay comes in hot at Parade

Lil Bit'a News

California gas station manager fired for price drop to 69 cents per gallon
British man throws tortilla more than 90 feet for Guinness World Record
Europe and Canada have their first land border after 'whisky war' deal
Woman charged with felony after spitting on corpse in casket at funeral home
Sexy trash cans?
WILD NEWS: Mysterious Hard Object Inside Catfish

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Left 4 Dead Witch
Kangaroo Fight
Throw it back
Call 911
Tit check
The pit of balls
Air blast ass
MOIST CLIP: Itchy bum

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Texas woman charged with throwing boyfriend’s mother’s ashes into lake
$5M in ancient art at Dallas Museum of Art destroyed
Glitch at NorCal gas station gives customers 69 cents a gallon
Auburn man arrested for leaving flowers on fiancé's grave found guilty
Thailand launches its campaign to give away one million free cannabis plants, but discourages getting high
WILD NEWS: Man Praised for Taking Terminally Ill Friend's Virginity

Deep Shot Sports

Group led by Walmart heir Rob Walton agrees to buy NFL's Denver Broncos
Cooper Kupp, Rams Reportedly Agree to 3-Year, $80M Contract Extension
Man wins Buffalo Marathon while pushing his 2-year-old son, asleep in his stroller
Josh Allen vibing at Bills OTAs
It ain’t over until it’s over
Rugby CTE
COUNTRY STRONG: Truck don’t stop for no one

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PSA
Can’t even go to Flavor Town
Deez Nutz
Another level of sexting
Cooter Snap
MOIST CLIP: Bungee Butt

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Man dies searching for Frisbees in Florida lake amid alligator warnings
Study reveals fish in Florida waters contaminated with pharmaceutical drugs
Missing Pet Tortoise Found In Attic 30 Years Later — Still Alive And Well
Woman in Her Underwear Chases an Eagle Away from Goose while Breastfeeding
WILD NEWS: Six Percent of Americans Think They Could Beat a Grizzly Bear in Hand-to-Hand Combat

Deep Shot Sports

The Match - Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes & Josh Allen
Deshaun Watson Offered Plaintiffs $100,000 Each
DeShawn Stevenson Auctioning 2011 NBA Title Ring
COUNTRY STRONG: World's Strongest Man Competition 2022

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Butt Flex for Pride Month
Teas for tiddys
Ashes to Ashes
Planes, trains & Officer Friendly
This here’s crab turf
Cow Drift
MOIST CLIP: Gator Baiter

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Vancouver wishes ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ to goose, then replaces eggs with infertile decoys
Madonna: ‘A lot of thought’ went into fully nude NFTs of her giving birth to centipedes
Hacked Brazil airport screens show porn to travelers
State rep. floats mandatory vasectomies for all boys as his state nears nation’s strictest abortion law
WILD NEWS: A man developed sudden amnesia after having sex with his wife

Deep Shot Sports

Don’t bring a knife to an Aaron Donald fight
Daniel Ricciardo is Bills Mafia
Indy Crash
Wrestleball
Former NFL DB Brendan Langley makes hands take flight
COUNTRY STRONG: Where the Buffalo roam

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Memorial Day dedication
Hog Prom
Put it in park
Squidward can’t get any respect
New York dog park
MOIST CLIP: Highway Bananas

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Parmigiano Reggiano Makers Are Embedding Tiny Trackers in the Rind to Fight Cheese Fraud
Calling a man bald is sexual harassment, employment tribunal rules
Pilot down, passenger takes over with ‘no idea how to fly’
F.D.A. Authorizes Underwear to Protect Against S.T.I.s During Oral Sex
WILD NEWS: Adidas sports bra adverts banned over bare breasts

Deep Shot Sports

Tom Brady has agreed to join Fox Sports as its lead NFL analyst whenever he stops playing
That aint Patrick
Forbes' Highest-Paid Athletes List 2022
The highest-paid WNBA players on every team
COUNTRY STRONG: Country Slide

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Crab milker
Uninvent gravity
Minute man
A trip from the law
Throw it away
Sunday brunch
MOIST CLIP: Madonna NFT

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Tornado hits marijuana farm near Maud, Oklahoma
Ulta Beauty apologizes for perfume promo email
Miata Driver Charged With Felony for Doing Donuts in Empty Parking Lot
Sheriff arrests his own daughter for meth trafficking
Corrections officer arrested & fired for the killing of Carl the Rooster
WILD NEWS: A 26-year-old man volunteered to drink a dysentery smoothie that would give him life-threatening diarrhea to help scientists making a vaccine

Deep Shot Sports

NASCAR orders Denny Hamlin to begin sensitivity training after 'Family Guy' tweet
Formula1 Drift
USFL: Elite lungs
Puke to points
COUNTRY STRONG: Big yard turns to big slam

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Country Strong personified
Trying to feel young again
Dog fart
Aussie Vocabulary
Physics
Horrific flexibility
MOIST CLIP: Just a suckle

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The Parade gets holy in this week's episode.

Chuck's prayers were not answered in his plea to successfully record a new episode while on vacation, so he sought a solution in the Old Testament that was The Chuck Sway Show and finding a burning bush of sorts with Reverend Tanner Mills.

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Search underway for suspected thief who has very large, very hairy feet in Georgia
Canada to prosecute crimes committed on Moon
Johnny Depp laughs in court as bodyguard is asked if he saw actor’s penis
Woman drops phone into nonflush toilet, falls in at Washington national forest
WILD NEWS: Lion Cub Simba Born Using Sperm Extracted By Electro-Ejaculation Process That Killed Mufasa

Deep Shot Sports

The Josh Allen Proposition
Josh Allen Mean Tweets from his Draft
2022 Draft | Bills first round pick CB Kaiir Elam
Josh Allen Welcomes Elam to Buffalo
Jags extend other Josh Allen
Micah Parsons is a football guy
COUNTRY STRONG: Belly dives

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Spank me daddy
These feet are at your service
Fired up virgins
University of Washington - Join the club
Goblin Diet
No Ministration
Defense mechanism
Yank that plank
MOIST CLIP: Queef candles

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Canadian penises 12th biggest in world, U.S. comes up short at 59th, study finds
Police come 40 minutes after public masturbator does
Quebec’s Ministry of Health apologizes for tweeting a link to a PORN video instead of a COVID page
Farts definitely smell worse in the shower
WILD NEWS: Man assaulted hotel employee with wizard wand

Deep Shot Sports

The Match - Tom Brady & Aaron Rogers vs Patrick Mahomes & Josh Allen
Pittsburgh Maulers USFL coach explains cutting player over pizza/chicken salad incident
What is the USFL? Will it suffer the same fate as the AAF and XFL
Best names on each USFL Team
COUNTRY STRONG: Down in the dirt

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Driving Mrs. Puff
Influencers only at Coachella
You can’t censor the vibe
Roadrunner Slide
Dogs > Cats
How my wife thinks women act when she’s not around
MOIST CLIP: Kilt Tricks

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Lil Bit'a News:

You could become ‘immortal’ in the metaverse with new Live Forever mode
Employee’s unwanted birthday party nets him $450,000
Police hunt after thieves stole trolley full of Hellmann's mayonnaise
Man Lands in ICU With Lung Injury After Aggressive Masturbation Session
Basement dweller included with $800k home in Virginia.
Four men arrested for ‘raping’ Bengal monitor lizard in western India

Deep Shot Sports

Shotgun for Josh
Josh hitting the strip in wake of signed rookie card selling for $312k at auction
Mouths guarded from mouth guards
Protester Tries To Glue Herself To Court During Clippers-Timberwolves Game
Tom plays a friendly game of K-I-S-S with son
Expert Camera Play
Thicc Walks
LAX Bro Gets Strong

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Fastest Potato Head pt.2
In 2022, does the pass still exist
Tricking my algorithm
The sneak goat
Gummy Sucks
Patrick Titties

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Lil Bit'a News:

Ohio man goes on all-beer diet again for Lent to lose weight, gain money for charity
Burger King sued by customers who claim Whopper is smaller than advertised
Man finds semen in salad at Red Robin
Southwest Passenger Arrested for Masturbating FOUR Times During Flight
Company Installs VR-Enabled Masturbation Pod for Employees

Deep Shot Sports

Stefon Diggs gets the bag
Get Josh to ride shotgun with this Bills Mafioso
Down goes Lil Josh Allen
Looks like a technical to me
Gamecocks Length
Europe’s Country Strongest Mans

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Monkey head bob
Fastest Potato Head
Unspoken language of the whites
Headphone Graffiti
In the love chair
Italian Puppet Show
Saved by the bell
Beetle Juice

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Living with my first UTI

Lil Bit'a News:

The Oscar Slap
Mexico to rent out unwanted presidential jet for parties
Vermont police are investigating after a woman says someone beat her chicken with a stick
Scientists Gave Lions the Love Hormone Oxytocin To See What Would Happen
People who haven't contracted COVID-19 yet have no friends, Korean doctor says
Human Corpse Ejected From Transport Van, Horse In Trailer OK In Multi-Vehicle Crash

Deep Shot Sports

Follow up on the Buffalo Ranch
Josh Allen gets his own rule
Bills get a new place to roam
Botched Mafia Landing
Hope Solo arrested on DWI, child abuse charges
Brakes are good
Straight from the source
Track and feel these hands
Country Strong: Feed JT
Country Strong: Sumo Strong

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Seattle’s Underwear Hero
Just a tough day
Passionate from inches away
Home-ohs
Flex your portfolio
Push through the piss

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Lil Bit'a News:

Gay couple adopts dog left at N. Carolina animal shelter because owners said he's gay
H.S. principal relieved of duties after calling students ‘asshats’
Singer hospitalized because she wouldn’t fart in front of partner
Venice hotels give tourists water pistols for seagulls
Putin, Minnesota Zoo's male Amur tiger, dies during routine procedure
Birth control pill for men expected to start human trials this year

Deep Shot Sports

The Golden Bracket - Correction
Russian Soldier takes wrong turn and ends up playing hoops for Iowa State
St. Peter’s Cinderella Run
In Buffalo ranch on wings is sacrilege?
Country Strong: Heffer Wrestler

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Mid air heroics
Impromptu improv
He gives me oxygin to breath
Follow up to the piss
4 Cups
Grapefruit technique
It belongs to bedroom Thanos, now

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Lil Bit'a News

There are 5 fewer Doritos per bag now thanks to inflation
Florida man calls 911, requests for meth to be tested for authenticity, police say
Gun-stealing, hot dog-eating, beer-swilling bandits chased from hunting cabin in Autauga
Company Plans to Dig World's Deepest Hole to Unleash Boundless Energy
There's A Petition To Launch A Vulva-Shaped Spaceship

Deep Shot Sports

The Golden Bracket - March Madness Sorrow
Russell Wilson to Mile High
Mitchell Trubisky signs with Pittsburgh
Raiders cut NFL’s first actively gay active player
Formula E is racing with gas
Country Strong: Big Boy Blade Runner

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Follow up on the farts
Krusty Nips
Bills Mafia approves
Monkey see monkey nut

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Chuck defends the good name of the Canadian delicacy and showcases a world of kinks in this week's episode

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Chuck kicks off this week's Parade with news as creamy as mayo, Explores Kodak Black's escapades at an NHL game and pimps trying to make it in the digital age.

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