Video – The Square Ball: Recent Episodes
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Ahead of the new season for Leeds United the Opta numbers man chats about winning formations, James Trafford's record numbers and Anton Stach's elite company.
In preparation for the playing ranking episode the lads come up with a new rating system, Dean breaks his NDA and famous Leeds United numbers are discussed.
How much?! The former Leeds United boss talks James Trafford, goalkeepers and what it takes to shoulder the heavy number one shirt at Elland Road.
Our Leeds United phoenix club needs a lot of new players and some of them want a lot of money. Will Michael break his own hardline wage structure?
Episode 47 of The Phil Hay Years and Phil takes us back to 2016 and a poor Leeds showing against QPR.
Two down in Chicago, but four goals in response means Leeds United's heroes come home from USA with the Premier League Summer Series in the bank. Book the open top…
More poor encounters, talk of the lads football playing days and rat/dickhead discussions post world cup!
Tarik Muharemovic's debut against Sunderland was enough to get us carried away. Liverpool next should tell us more! Plus James Trafford is still somewhere between medical and mirage. Give that…
Episode 46 of The Phil Hay Years and more modern day striker chat this time on Pat Bamford.
LUTV commentator Bryn Law chats about the Leeds United v Wrexham game. What can we take from the first preseason match?
The lads speculate about the World Cup half time show, give wedding and marriage advice and look back across personal moments following Leeds United.
LU Americas chair Chris Padden jets in to chat about the appeal that Leeds United holds in the USA as the Whites embark on their American tour.
It's the end of the season and everyone's pitiful contracts are expiring. Will anybody be retained at the Leeds United phoenix club? Probably not.
Episode 45 of The Phil Hay Years and Phil looks back to one of Leeds more modern cult heroes - Luciano Becchio.
The World Cup has ended in a hilarious cloud of thuggery and now it's back to business as Leeds United prepare to head to the United States as preseason cranks…
There is a new film coming out starring a familiar face! What on Earth is going on!? This week on Propaganda...
Them devils at Sky have been up to their old tricks again, recruitment staff turnover and we check in with Pep Clotet in Italy...
The Yorkshire Evening Post's Leeds United writer Graham Smyth relays Farke's frustration in the post-QPR press conference.
We answer important members questions and deliriously rank some Orta signings immediately post Millwall defeat...
Reaction to a Leeds United victory that was light on thrills, but it was a victory nonetheless.
Left back, winger or number 10? Former Leeds United player Aidan White talks about his time at Elland Road and the current state of play.
A strange happening at Elland Road pre Plymouth! And we look ahead to a friendly clash at The Den...
Beren Cross from Leeds Live reflects on a comfortable 3-0 win for Leeds United against Plymouth before the Whites head for London.
We tackle a bunch of (mostly) football related questions and rank one of Orta's ultimate punts.
Straight after the whistle, we react to a second gear saunter against a toothless Argyle side.
Ten Hag is OUT but Neil Wrncok is IN! Join us for this week's tour around the football clips.
We open up the mailbag to your messages and discover an incredible Aussie piss passion project.
Full time reaction to a settling win for Leeds United against the struggling Sky Blues.
Ed Cowburn from Acid FC joins us to crown Leeds United as the best dressed team in English football!
We react to Daniel Farke's pre-Coventry press conference, with Minor Solomon out, Pascal Struijk a doubt and a question mark over Junior Firpo.
We're not quite sure exactly when we'll have 53,000 seats in Elland Road, but when it happens we've got some ideas for the project.
LUTV's Tony Dorigo joins us from the commentary box in South Wales to ponder how to turn xG into G...
We tackled some of football's more obscure topics, including flesh projectiles flung from the terraces.
Simon Rix drops in to assess the state of play at Elland Road as Leeds United head for South Wales.
We look ahead to the Whites game away at Cardiff on Saturday and Dan gets some stick for his tolerating... nay, support!... of Burnley players!
We round up the latest from Elland Road, including a welcome for our new minority investor.
Beren Cross from Leeds Live drops in, straight from Daniel Farke's post-Burnley press conference.
Full time chat, straight after the whistle, about Leeds United's vexing defeat to Burnley.
The Leeds United CEO drops in for his annual visit to debrief the last year at Elland Road.
As Liam Cooper's time at Leeds officially draws to a close we think back to his turbulent and brilliant time at his boyhood club!
A little ear-tickling fun for you from inside the bowels of Elland Road in our latest summer roundup.
With the reported return of the smiley badge next season, would you make it the new-old LUFC badge?
Coffee, cake, hardness and special measures! We rank the LUFC squad player by player, starting with our goalie.
With PL clubs circling, can Leeds United get maximum value from the sale of Crysencio Summerville.
Check out Phil Hay's final show with us (for now at least) as the Athletic man moves on to something new.
With a distinct lack of Leeds United at Euro 2024, it's left to Coops to be our standard bearer.
While Red Bull's cash may be a boost for the Whites, will the taurine merchants be satisfied with leaving the heritage alone?
Wembley awaits... but first, let's look back at Leeds United's historic play-off efforts.
Remember the playoffs? We certainly didn't in this quiz, which was 36 years in the making.
Watch us try and explain that very un-Leedsy playoff semi final second leg, moments after the final whistle.
Full time thoughts about United's measured performance in the goalless draw at Carrow Road.
Phil Hay drops in to discuss what Leeds United need from their first leg foray to Norwich.
Those naughty boys and girls in the ticket office fall under the spotlight in this week's TSB courtroom.
You ain't my muvva! I am! There's high drama in this week's tour of the clips in the football world.
Phil wonders just what that post-match roar meant from the Leeds United fans at the end of the Saints game.
Can you tell their charming nightspots apart? We tackle this burning issue and more of your questions.
Here's what we made of Leeds United's final day deflation, as the Saints signalled playoff intent.
Leeds United aren't the only ones having a tough time. Let's hear from some of the other strugglers from the EFL and beyond.
Author Rocco Dean chats about his new book 'The Sons of Revie: Leeds United's Decade of Dominance'.
This week's show takes us into the realms of Geography and Maths. Every day's a school day!
Watch as we try and convince ourselves (and you) the Bad Thing won't happen in the final week of the season.
Can Leeds United follow up that feverish night in Middlesbrough with a pivotal victory in London?
Leeds' defending was cavalier in Cleveland, but was did our smoggy counterparts make of it all on their fan channels?
Phil previews United's crunch Teesside trip and, despite the nerves, urges us to hang in there.
Leeds United's loss wasn't as deep as some of the heads that have gone in the world of football this week. Join us as we review the worst jokes and the best nibbles from across the Champo and beyond.
Phil drops in after the Blackburn game to chat about another twisty weekend for all the Champo chokers.
Leeds United snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and here's what we made of it, straight from Elland Road.
We tackle more of your important questions, including Bielsa vs Farke, all while virtually touring North Carolina.
Phil reports back on his chat with Stuart Dallas after his retirement announcement and reflects on his time at Leeds United.
We quiz Phil on his Edinburgh upbringing and find out why he's definitely not a Hibs fan.
Jonny Cooper runs the numbers on Leeds United's opening salvo of games in the 23/24 season. What patterns have emerged?
The Athletic's Leeds United writer tells us what he thought of our chat with Angus Kinnear.
The head honcho of Leeds United stops by to talk through the previous eventful year at Elland Road.
Phil gives us his verdict on a frustrating day for the Whites against the resolute Owls.
Leeds United won a game and Ipswich Town fans were quite nice about it. Catch up with the world of football this week.
Twas a chilly October eve in the foothills of the Pennines that Ian Westlake raised from the mundane to the spectacular.
Phil reflects on a Good Friday night performance and wills Leeds United to kick on in the transfer market.
Our friend from The Athletic drops in to chat about Daniel Farke's press conference ahead of the West Brom game.
It's time again to make some rulings about Leeds United and the world of football. Silly little arse.
In our weekly roundup we wonder if Goodison-bound Jackie Harrison will return to Leeds. Perhaps he'll be handed back in bits.
What's been said in the football world this week? Birmingham Blues and glorious Yorkshire tones!
As Leeds head off to St Andrews, Phil Hay looks back on another wild week in West Yorkshire.
We never wanted him anyway, RIGHT? Max Aarons does the dirty, big Joey Rodon signs on and where's Willy?.
What did you make of Leeds United's draw against Cardiff? And what did THEY make of Elland Road?
Our boy from The Athletic reflects on that late Summerville goal that rescued Leeds a point against the Bluebirds.
A late Crysencio Summerville strike meant it finished all square at Elland Road on the opening day. Full time reaction.
Uncle Phil drops in after his holiday to preview the start of Leeds United's Championship season
With the Whites set to strut in peacock feathers this season, we talk birds and the ungodly of Leeds.
Phil joins us to chat about the impact of all those pesky losers being out on loan after the Monaco result.
It's time to sort the Malbecs from the Mahous. Join us as we review last season's managers as alcoholic beverages.
The 49ers takeover at Leeds United is complete, so Phil gives us his thoughts on the new owners' initial moves.
Remember that time we lost to Daniel Farke's Norwich and completely blew promotion? Me neither, but here it is!
It's time for another sing song as we run the rule over United's shonky midfield from last season.
With Daniel Farke safely in the building, Phil chats about Leeds United's summer transfer targets.
Leeds United's defence is getting a roasting from us this week as we use the Bristol Stool Chart to assess our players' seasons. Plus! Another Whites fan does battle with Cristiano Ronaldo's toenails, and a former chairman performs an Elton John classic.
Phil joins us for his regular end of week chat, this time about the Peacocks' apparent never-ending wait for EFL approval of the takeover.
110+ walkers embarked on a 4-day odyssey from Liverpool to Leeds. It hurt. Here's what went on.
We kick off a new show for - and featuring - our TSB+ members. We tackle: preseason, patience and the prospect of Jed York getting his hands dirty.
With Nick Hammond in the door to oversee transfers, Phil chats about closing out the manager hunt.
What's first for the 49ers now they've got the keys? We chat about the impending takeover at Elland Road.
We turn our attention to the playing staff and consider giving our Player of the Year trophy to no one.
It was no Chernobyl but it certainly wasn't pretty. The important thing is that it's all over at last.
It's finally over and the club's owner is nowhere to be seen. Here's Phil's 15 minute take.
It was dismay and relegation at Elland Road. Full time thoughts after the curtain came down on Leeds United's stay.
Dan shows off the fruits of his BSc Geography in Michael's Leeds United players around the world quiz.
Leeds United are on the brink of a change of guard. Which of the current cast has acquitted themselves well this week? This post is only available to members.
Leeds United could play their final Premier League game this weekend. Will the odds be in their favour, or will it all be over with a fifth-minute Harry Kane strike?
Leeds United are nearly down but they've just gained a newly qualified driver. Join us as we congratulate Willy Gnonto and cover the rest of the week's news
Your weekly 15 minute dose of Phil sees our favourite Scotsman pick over the bones of the West Ham defeat.
It's nearly curtains for Leeds United's Premier League stay thanks to - guess what - another defeat in London.
There was late drama at the Boleyn, as the Whites faced a Hammers side led by our future Red Adair.
Leeds United and Newcastle put on a show for us at Elland Road on Saturday, but who are this week's standout performers?
Leeds United have two more rolls of the relegation dice. Join us as we preview the Whites' London Stadium visit.
Join us as we review Dean Smith's haircut and learn what role sausages are playing in one Leicester City fan's grieving process.
Phil Hay runs the rule over an eventful day against Newcastle against a 15 minute timer.
Nobody wants to talk football, so we do our best not to. We do our Robles quiz and tackle some emergency questions.
Manchester City, the first opponent for a former England manager? We've been here before! Throwing it back to the start of the 2002/2003 season.
Thoughts at full time as Leeds United rallied late at the Etihad at the end of a tough day.
Can the Whites survive after the Man City game? Phil drops in for his regular 15 minute debrief after the weekend's match.
Clips, chat and even cartoons from the football world this week. Milton the Monster anyone?
Victor Orta is the latest sacrificial lamb in Leeds United's catastrophic season. Join us as we discuss his departure.
Big Sam is in the house. Join us as we brace ourselves for four last games under our third manager of the season.
What was it that made you fall in love with Leeds United in the first place? Those were the days!
The Athletic's Leeds United writer assesses the sorry state of affairs at Elland Road following the Dean Court defeat.
Standards slip at TSB Towers as our competence levels match Pat's far post finishing v Leicester.
Leeds United weren't quite at Fulham levels v Leicester but Javi Gracia's men still left Dan James and Mateusz Klich well in the running for Player of the Year.
Will Javi Gracia free Willy for the Whites' Bank Holiday trip to Bournemouth? Join us as we preview United's Dean Court visit.
Pat Bamford is not the only one in despair. Join us in listening to some of the this week's most desperate Premier League fans.
The Athletic's Phil Hay joins us to chat about another crucial week in the recent history of Leeds United.
We look back on that time when Souleymane secretly took a bite out of Fulham and no one knew. Lewis Cook though eh?
It's been a terrible week for Leeds United, with 11 goals shipped in just 2 games. The villain will be easy, but how on earth can we pick a hero from that?
Leeds conceded 11 in two games, but aren't the new Elland Road food offerings fantastic? Join us as we discuss the week's news.
Can Leeds United outgrapple Fulham on their way to outshitting the other Premier League strugglers?
Should we keep Meslier hostage in the Championship? Should we keep wee Jimmy captive in Pontefract? The big questions answered.
Not content with letting in five goals against Palace, Leeds United went one better at home to Liverpool. Here's what Phil Hay thought.
After Leeds United took a beating from Roy Hodgson's Crystal Palace, we discuss some of this week's best and worst people.
Leeds are paying £833,000 per minute of Jean-Kévin Augustin, but it looks like next season's home shirt will have the right colours - join us in reviewing the week's news.
Leeds United host Liverpool under the lights at Elland Road on Monday. Here's to being alive on Tuesday morning.
Misery befell Leeds United at the weekend, but we're not the saddest cats on the block. Clips from elsewhere prove it!
With Leeds United shipping five goals to Palace, The Athletic’s Phil Hay takes on the challenge of covering what went wrong in just 15 minutes.
Full time thoughts after Leeds United's second half horror show against Palace on Easter Sunday.
It's Testicular Cancer Awareness Month and Adam joins us to give you some potentially life saving advice that involves grabbing your balls.
Reaction after the whistle to that highest of high stakes game against the Trent-dwelling Trees.
Here's what we made of the defeat at the Emirates. Contains cheap shots about the atmosphere, because we're petty and it's all we've got.
Leeds United face stern opposition in the shape of title-chasing Arsenal on Saturday. They've lost one Premier League game at the Emirates all season, surely it's time to shake that up? This post is only available to members.
Leeds United Women lifted their first trophy in 13 years on Sunday. We discuss the Plate, and all the latest news, injuries and bomb threats from this international break.
We have a natter with the guy who tweets out cool Leeds United stats. What does he do at Opta and how does his mind work?
Leeds United Women full back Olivia Smart recently celebrated a stonking 300 appearances for the mighty Whites. We get her thoughts on a big achievement and their season so far.
Leeds United Women will fight Stourbridge for the FAWNL plate on Sunday. It's their first national final in 10 years and Olivia Smart is ready to go out and win it.
Crystal Palace haven't won a game in 2023 - so why not bring back a familiar face to regenerate the Eagles' survival hopes? Watch our reaction.
We employ ChatGPT's AI to compose us a song and we try and solve a Leeds United related cranial challenge.
Six goals! Red cards! Furious lupine vloggers! What's been said about that victory at Molineux. This post is only available to members.
We remember League 1 Leeds United and Fabian Delph going it gloriously alone against the Seagulls.
Who in the Leeds United squad would do what on a building site? Foreman Willy! Extra chat for members.
Leeds United's decrepit home stadium is rather loved by some of last weekend's visitors.
Reaction to the home draw against the Seagulls, in which Jackie found the net at both ends.
Could lightning Struijk twice at Elland Road? Who will pop up with an crucial goal to improve Leeds' survival hopes against the Seagulls?
Like everything else, the price of a season ticket at Elland Road is going up - but only if Leeds stay in the top flight. Watch our reaction.
After Kevin Blackwell got the sack, John Carver was there to raise Leeds United's promotion hopes in 2006.
Which Leeds player would you hate if they played for someone else? Bonus bits for members!
To Craven Cottage and the FA Cup fifth round! Will Javi Gracia's Whites have what it takes to get through to the last eight?
Watch as we team up with the men's mental health charity to chat about the trials, tribulations and humorous aspects of life's loves.
Look at our goofy happy faces! Three points were secured at Elland Road on Saturday and here's what we made of it.
Back in 1999, we dropped £5m on a young striker from Sunderland and this was his first emphatic contribution to the cause.
Despite a tough weekend for Leeds fans, Chelsea's mob went even further off the rails. Here's what's been said in football this week.
The appointment of Javi Gracia ends Leeds United's search for Jesse March's replacement. Here's what we make of it.
Thoughts following a pitiful display by Leeds United at Goodison Park that means we're in the bottom three.
What would happen if managers were in for life? We do science and find a Premier League full of geriatrics.
Bonus clips from the football world. This time we hear the dulcet tones of Leeds United favourite Neil Warnock.
Here's what's been said in the football world this week, including one of the all time great brags.
Thoughts shortly after the final whistle, as Leeds fell to late goals from those lot over the hills.
Join us for our weekly dose of bonus bits of Propaganda. We've got some vivid Jesse chat for you, pilgrim.
Our full time reaction, live streamed, to United's barnstorming draw at Old Trafford. Was it a point won or two lost?
Replay our live stream, broadcast in the hours following Jesse Marsch's departure from the Elland Road hot seat.
Will we see our old friend Chris Wood emerge from the Nottingham hordes? And will our new boys get league debuts?
Weston, Georginio, Maximillian! Not Jackie! Here's what we made of the January window at Elland Road.
We celebrate the arrival - and swift departure - of United's new right back in his maiden appearance against Accrington Stanley.
Play along! We also pose a question about our esteemed leader: should we show him more love?
Our thoughts at full time as Leeds United gained safe passage to the mysterious realm of the FA Cup fifth round.
Just what happened that fateful day in January 2017, when Leeds United dared to venture into the FA Cup fourth round?
We talked, we streamed and we warmed up after a chilly afternoon at Elland Road watching this goalless draw.
We chat about a bunch of things after the Spurs defeat: trips to South America, balding managers and more!
What's in store for Jesse in Peru? Will anyone find a special World Cup holiday friend? Lampard rated.
Spurs fans, Leeds fans, questions, questions, questions! Just don't expect conclusive answers.
Check out the video for The Match Ball live - streamed right on the whistle after the defeat at the Tottenham spaceship.
On the full time whistle we chat about a youthful Leeds United team's exit from the Carabao Cup at Molineux.
We never really knew ya! The curious case of David Livermore, who was bought and sold by Leeds United in a matter of weeks, during the summer of 2006.
Extra chit chat about the questions raised by the Bournemouth win. How does this one rank alongside Derby in 1997?
Football's saying what? Questions tackled from this week's fan output, including Leeds United v Bournemouth.
We look back on the game that delivered the explosive arrival of Leeds United's striking prodigy.
Reaction from our studio just off Gelderd Road to another crazy day isn the life of Leeds United - this time against the Cherries.
We look back on the sensational arrival on the scene of the Whites' new teenage striker from Rothwell.
Feast your eyes on the video version of this journey through Eurodance, human rights and more Leeds United joy.
Leeds United have finally won a match! And that means we can safely trawl the opposition fan channels to answer the week's big questions.
You may have seen that Leeds United went to Anfield and won. Here's our reaction, moments after the final whistle.
Phil Hay joins us to conclude the draw for the group stages of the made-up-for-a-laugh tournament that will fill the World Cup gap.
We celebrate United's mischievous Viking warrior and one half of the genetic soup that created superhuman striker Erling.