Champagne Room Secrets: Recent Episodes
Jade Candi
Two spicy dancers take you into the club, spilling all the secrets about the industry. We use our own experiences on the job and some humor to shed light on what goes on behind the curtains of the champagne room.
In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets Podcast, your spicy worker friends are BACK. Spring break is over but Kitty is SPRUNG. Candi explores a new f*tish. And the two catch up on work by roasting their worst clients' emails!
-------------------------------------------00:00 Intro01:15 Champagne Secrets of the Week!06:23 Breeding kink client!11:55 Worst client email/text tier list12:55 The NAUR system15:28 Client #1 Private Delight16:46 Client #2 The Director18:32 Client #3 _Blanks_19:49 Client#4 5+1020:16 Client #5 Rock n Roll Soul24:51 Client #6 Ball Buster25:51 Client #7 Nonstop Taking27:52 Client #8 Broke Canadian31:06 Client #9 Herbal Trade31:39 Client #10 No condom GFE31:54 Client #11 No baby34:10 Client #12 Tattoo Btch39:25 Client #13 Milky ss juice44:47 Final tier results! + Outro--------------------------------------------
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In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, Candi and Kitty have a casual kiki! Candi reveals a new look. Kitty celebrates a special occasion. The two swap work stories over a well-deserved bottle of champagne.
00:00 Intro + Kitty's Birthday!!
01:00 Old Business!
04:39 New Business! (aka Kitty's Champagne Secret + bday treats)
07:15 Off topic - Frenemies/H3
09:08 Candi's Champagne Secrets
11:34 Candi's booking with a regular
14:06 Getting into Tiktok fights with SWERFS
15:29 Kitty's kinky booking
19:43 Kitty's Fitness Dominant!
23:40 Candi's double booking
26:50 Upcoming episodes + Outro!
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Foxy Feisty Redhead
https://foxyfeistyredhead.com/
HEX on 3/30 at OASIS in San Francisco
https://tinyurl.com/hex330
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In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, Candi and Kitty sitdown with thee Amazon herself, SYDNI DEVERAUX. She has held many titles from Suicide Girl to Goddess to “Naked Lady on the Internet”. Sydni shares candid stories from along the path she has blazed in the SW and burlesque industries over the past 20 years.
00:00 Intro + Meet Sydni!
00:50 Sydni's experience with #SuicideGirls
04:34 Sensual massage work at "Sacred Temple"
10:10 Becoming a full time burlesque performer
17:34 Training at a dungeon & BDSM Events
22:00 Astrology Work!
29:02 Psychics, predicting the future, and GHOSTS?!
31:00 Favorite SW story
36:07 Outro!
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Sydni’s IGs
https://www.instagram.com/divine.deveraux/
https://www.instagram.com/theshowgirlastrologer/
Sydni’s Websites
https://www.divinedeveraux.com/
https://www.divinewithdeverauxastrology.com/
“Being ‘a Naked Lady on the Internet’ Is Basically a 9-to-5” by Sophie Saint Thomas
“Miss Exotic World 1st Runner Up” at BHoF Weekender 2013
“24th Annual Tournament of Tease” at BHoF Weekender 2014
“Miss Exotic World 2nd Runner Up” at BHoF Weekender 2017
UnHelpfulTips Burlesque Memes by Matt Finish
Seattle Police raid four suspected brothel locations” by Sara Jean Green
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CW: SA, CSEC, police violence, gun violence
BREAKING NEWS! In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, Candi and Kitty discuss sw work stories in the news. They deep dive on the myth around sx trafficking at the Super Bowl. They also cover Florida’s bill regarding the age of strip club employees.
00:00 Intro + we got team jerseys!
02:08 Champagne Secrets!
04:46 What is s*x trafficking?
08:53 Is the Super Bowl the biggest trafficking day of the year??
11:16 Super Bowl news clips analysis
24:46 New "Florida Law" HB 1379
29:42 Candi's Italian Adventure!
35:35 Outro
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Candi / Barbie’s tradwifery
Nara Smith tiktok
Trafficking Women’s Human Rights by Julietta Hua
Super Bowl links
“Debunking the Myth of ‘Super Bowl Sex Trafficking’: Media hype or evidenced-based coverage” by Lauren Martin and Annie Hill, Anti Trafficking Review
ABC Action News “Super Bowl LV attracted sex traffickers who sold victims for sex in Tampa Bay”
CNN “Eyeing sex trafficking at the Super Bowl”
NBC WLWT News 5 “Super Bowl Raises Human Trafficking Concerns”
NBC KARE News 11 “VERIFY: Is the Super Bowl the single biggest sex trafficking event in the world?”
“Super Bowl sex trafficking stings arrest hundreds, but sometimes miss target” by Connor Letourneau
Florida links
“Florida may increase age restriction to work at strip clubs. What to know about HB 1379” by Samantha Neely and Douglas Soule
“Some Florida lawmakers want to reduce age to buy rifles, raise age to be stripper” by Douglas Soule
“Mass shootings increased while gun violence deaths dropped in 2023” by Sareen Habeshian
“Under 21-stripper ban advances in Florida Senate” by A. G. Gancarski
“Strip clubs sue in Florida over raised danger age limit” Associated Press News
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CW: SA depicted in film
*MOVIE SPOILERS IN EPISODE*
In this episode of Champagne Room Secrets, Candi and Kitty watch two iconic musical films: Moulin Rouge (2001) and The Best Little Wh*rehouse In Texas (1982). They discuss how each film represents SWers and if they hold up to today’s standards. Candi reveals her origin story! Kitty cries! Burt Reynolds wears a thong! Nicole Kidman wears a wig!
00:00 Intro + Happy Valentine’s Day!
01:29 Champagne Secrets
06:57 Moulin Rouge Analysis
23:38 The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Analysis
36:24 ABSINTHE! + Outro
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CW: SA, Coercion
In this episode of CRS, the hosts are talking all about CONSENT. Candi contrasts experiences with clients versus hookups. Kitty also shares a few SWer listener stories!
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In this episode of CRS, Candi and Kitty interview former prn performer, director, and producer Janie Blade. These three friends reconnect and share how they met years ago. Janie divulges about her past as a “rent boy”, creating content as she transitioned, and how she got in and out of the prn industry.
00:00 Intro + Meet Janie Blade!03:02 Janie's career and how we know her05:05 First forray into SW07:44 How we know Janie pt.2 08:59 Camming, studio porn career, and money22:39 Janie's favorite things to create & inflatable furniture kink24:44 Tiktok26:02 Favorite work work stories from set29:05 Gay culture vs. trans culture 31:32 Outro + Janie's links
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Janie Blade’s website
Janie Blade’s Socials
https://www.instagram.com/fitjanieblade/
https://twitter.com/janieblade
https://www.twitch.tv/janieblade
https://www.tiktok.com/@janiebladeyum
Rent Boy definition (Cambridge Dictionary)
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CONTENT WARNING: Abuse, SA, religious trauma, cultsIn this episode of CRS, Candi and Kitty turn to GOD. Candi deep dives into the toxic purity culture of FLDS and Kitty deep dives into their client’s holes. The two close out by playing the hottest new game - “PURE/PUREFLIX or P*RN”!
00:00 Intro + Theme02:17 Fundraiser UPDATE!!05:16 Champagne Secret of the Week07:14 Kitty’s Italian food adventure15:09 “Keep Sweet”— the hypocrisy of purity culture discussion24:35 Pureflix OR P*rn?!33:28 Outro
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Articles mentioned:
Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey Wikipedia article
“'Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey' documents one man's idea of heaven on Earth” by Maxwell Kuzma
FLDS Hair Tutorial
“Polygamy, underage ‘wives’, and women treated as ‘chattel’: Inside Warren Jeffs’s Fundamentalist Mormon sect” by Clémence Michallon
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In this episode of CRS, Candi and Kitty interview photographer and former online SWer Violeta Gonzalez (@.violeta_comp.mov). Violeta shares their journey from aspiring Suicide Girls model to independent content creator. They also give a sneak peak at their unpublished photo book documenting the experience of online SWers during the pandemic and OnlyFans boom.
00:00 Intro + Meet Violeta!01:23 Violeta's SW Experience13:51 Violeta's SW Book!! 18:42 How the group met + Kitty's stripper experience!19:47 Violeta's current photography work, creative plans, & pop-up photoshoots24:10 Outro
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Articles mentioned:
“This is the impact of Instagram’s accidental fat-phobic algorithm” by Jessica Richman
“Instagram Censorship and the Rise of Fatphobia” by Chelsie Henshaw
Follow: Violeta’s IG, Violeta’s website, Andy Rose, Audrey Von Price, Gabriela, Strawberry
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In this episode of CRS, Barbie and Kitty catch up on a week of hard work! Kitty questions their sexuality and Candi has polar opposite encounters with clients. The two share stories of first time experiences on the job.
00:00 Intro + random chatter01:46 Kitty's STRAIGHT?! 04:12 Why we need Sex Ed in schools05:12 Candi's embarrassing secret06:37 More Seeking stories from Kitty08:50 Kitty's first #dominating session!19:31 Candi's client is the most boring man in the world25:19 Emotionally draining client30:30 Outro + chatter
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Happy New Year! Happy Nude Queers! In this episode of CRS, your fabulous hosts start 2024 off with a BANG. Candi is feeling the love, Kitty got ghosted, and burrito sex is BACK! The two read some scandalous and scintillating SWer listeners’ stories.
(0:00) Intro + Candi & Kitty’s NYE Bender plans (4:41) Kitty’s sad Champagne Secret of the week(8:41) Candi’s cheesy Champagne Secret of the week(11:02) Candi's highlights of 2023(12:01) Money shaming and SW at any size(15:46) The Mashed Potato Incident (17:34) Kitty’s highlights of 2023(19:18) Goals of 2024 (22:05) Listener Stories Intro(23:03) "J" listener story (26:00) "F" listener see story (30:38) Final toast + Donation thank you's!!
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On the final episode of 2023, Candi and Kitty reprise last year’s CRS Holiday Special! They welcome a special guest to play an absolutely unhinged game of NEVER HAVE I EVER. Mystery shots are taken, secrets are revealed, everyone cancels themselves, and two people KISS?!?!
00:00 Intro & Meet Emjay!03:04 Champagne Secret of the week!05:15 Game Intro + Rules05:53 The Game begins13:05 Kitty = CANCELLED 14:00 Emjay = CANCELLED14:29 The Game Cont.25:16 Candi = CANCELLED27:29 The Game Conclusion + Outro!
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On this episode of CRS, Candi reveals a shocking secret and Kitty becomes an internet scammer. The pair gets up close and personal with the online world of ASMR - what is it, what does it mean, what is so sexual about it, and what is the wildest content they can find.
00:00 Intro and costume explanation (inspo Skull Chef) 02:03 Champagne Secret of the Week 03:34 Topic intro: Is ASMR sexual? Is it a fetish?04:29 What is ASMR?09:11 ASMR University and Dr. Richard 11:13 More articles on ASMR and potential sexual aspects of it16:29 ASMR examples (intentional and unintentional fetish)21:21 Are ASMRtists SWers?22:29 Bonkers ASMR Fetish Youtube 24:14 Making our own ASMR 25:55 Outro
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Change.org Petition “ASMR ISN’T A FETISH”
ASMR University
About Dr. Richard
“What Exactly Is ASMR?” By Cory Stieg (Refinery 29)
“Is ASMR Just a Pretense for Freaky Sexual Fetishes?” by Y. L. Wolfe (Medium)
“Brain function effects of autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) video viewing” by Noriko Sakurai et al.
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Candi and Kitty interview Pro Dominant Ivy Limieux. Ivy shares their journey through kink and BDSM before and after becoming a sex worker. They talk about online versus in-person domination sessions, dualities of identity, making space for kinky BIPOC community, and all things rope bondage.
00:00 Intro & Ivy's background as a kink educator and pro "dominant"01:36 "Dominant" over "dominatrix" & the strength of duality04:19 First foray into SW09:07 Online vs. in-person work11:27 Favorite kind of clients13:03 Being a trauma-informed SWer14:25 Gender affirming domination18:11 Being a kink educator before becoming a Pro20:38 Online vs. in-person kink education21:57 Working as a professional chef23:12 Through lines of Ivy's work26:02 Fundraiser & Outro
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“She Gets Paid Just to Humiliate Her Fans” By Alexandra Weiss for NYT (findom definition)
VoxBody
Ivy’s IG
Ivy’s Website
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On this episode of CRS, Candi reveals a deep dark secret, a client makes Kitty late to recording, and the babes compare the viral "Sprinkle Sprinkle" #sheraseven method with other sugar dating advice blowing up on social media.
(00:00) Intro
(01:28) Champagne Secret of the week(04:22) "Sugaring" aka "Sugar Dating" Topic Intro(07:43) Origin of "Sugar Baby" (09:31) Shera Seven "Sprinkle Sprinkle" Analysis(18:20) "Whorephobia" Discussion(20:29) Saskia / Sugarbbcoach(22:15) Mistress Marley(27:36) Fundraiser! and outro
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“Whorephobia affects all women” by Thierry SchaffauserLeticia Padua / @SheRaSeven1 Saskia / sugar bb coach’s IGMistress Marley’s Twitter
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EVERYTHING DISCUSSED IN THE FOLLOWING EPISODE IS ALLEGED
On this episode of CRS, Kitty is CURSED and Candi is in LOVE (not rly, chill). Kitty talks about a quick Niteflirt mishap, Candi gushes about a new hot client, and the two deep dive into various escort to real estate to actress to escort pipelines via blind items.
00:00 Intro 00:49 Kitty is cursed + Niteflirt call 03:11 Niteflirt vs. OF clients04:14 Candi’s in love with new client 11:53 Candi online bullies Kitty12:24 Stripper or Civ game16:36 Selling Sunset escort rumors22:46 Yachting blind items 31:71 Top alleged yachting earnings33:56 Outro
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Kitty goes on a horrible Seeking date, Candi has an update from one of her failed Seeking dates, and the pair goof and gaff about Candi's recent client bookings involving and early morning Bud Light and being paid to go to a museum with a man in an Indiana Jones hat.
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Candi interviews an old burlesque friend Edie Eve (@edieeve)! The pair go through her colorful history as a sex worker and how that has shaped her current work and art. They talk Sucide Girls, fetish modeling, The Lusty Lady Peepshow, travel dancing, stripping in Guam, working at the Crazy Horse in SF (pre-covd times), and how she wants to disrupt the strip club industry with underground queer strip clubs!
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Candi and Kitty discuss SANCTUARY (2022) and CAM (2018) in their first visual installment of HOT TOPS!
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In today's deep dive of trends and culture that may or may not be sex work adjacent... Kitty and Candi explore the world of #TradWives!
If you spend any time on Tiktok, you may have noticed a recent surge of "Tradwife" (or a "Traditional Wife") content. At it's core, this lifestyle reflects an archaic, puritanical, and biblical way of living that rejects modern feminism. But are there aspects of this lifestyle that parallel kink, fetish, or even (gasp) sex work characteristics??
The pair digs deep as they discuss features of the 1950s nuclear family, service/submission related kinks, online creators fetishizing the "trad lifestyle" for horny clicks, and what it means to perform domestic (or "feminine") labor. Is sex for purely your husband's enjoyment just being a good wife, or is it another form of unpaid domestic labor?
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Kitty and Candi do their first SW movie analysis! SPOILERS WILL BE DISCUSSED. While you don't need to watch the 2 movies to enjoy the discussion, it is recommended! They break down the plots points, examine the characters, and analyze how SW is portrayed in the following films:
Afternoon Delight (2013)
The story revolves around Rachel, a stay-at-home mom played by Kathryn Hahn, who is feeling unfulfilled and disconnected from her husband Jeff, portrayed by Josh Radnor. In an attempt to rekindle her passion and sense of self, Rachel visits a strip club with her friends and becomes intrigued by McKenna, a young and enigmatic stripper played by Juno Temple. Rachel soon befriends McKenna and offers her a place to stay, hoping to mentor her and provide a sense of purpose. As their lives become increasingly intertwined, Rachel's unconventional friendship with McKenna begins to challenge her marriage and her own identity.
No Hard Feelings (2023)
Maddie, played by Jennifer Lawrence, faces bankruptcy after her car is repossessed as she owes property taxes on a home she inherited from her mother. Desperate to avoid losing the home, she accepts an unusual Craigslist posting where a pair of helicopter parents offer her a "Buick Regal" in exchange for having sex with their 19-year-old son, virgin son Percy, played by Andrew Barth Feldman. Since Percy is shy and has had no experiences with girls, drinking, parties, or sex, his parents hope to boost his confidence before he attends Princeton University in the fall. Antics ensue.
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Jade gets the easiest club customer ever and has the BEST night of her career! Slay! But not before he ghosts her over text after offering to steal her away from this life. Rude!! Candi has a client who sincerely asks her to rate his d*ck, which sends Candi into a tizzy-- does he want her to be honest? Is this some kind of roleplay he's initiating? Only God knows. Listen to get the full detes and your weekly Candi and Jade fix.Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
In this, the very first episode of HOT TOPS, Kitty and Candi breakdown and analyze a recent controversy involving a dubious interaction between an internet streamer/recovering massage parlor addict, Yousef Saleh, and a victim of sex trafficking, Sarah.Yousef or "Fousey" (known as FouseyTube on YouTube) gained initial recognition for viral prank videos and "social experiments" before shifting his focus to Twitch streaming. During an August 6th stream, he approaches a woman having a drink at an airport bar, Sarah, and begins to broadcast their very personal conversation. He learns she was sex trafficked and forced to work as a "lot lizard" for her pimp, but escaped the situation and now is focusing on her family. He has his viewers send money to her CashApp while the two engage in flirting and kissing before disappearing from the camera's view. Upon returning without Sarah, Fousey claims that he "joined the mile high club" but then states he was just joking. Viewers questioned his sincerity, and the online discourse becomes that he took advantage of a sex trafficking victim.Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
And we are back! To kickstart our second season, Jade brings a story in which she encounters a “dom” at the strip club. In cringe fashion the “dom” makes her and another stripper make out, and the girls end up getting into trouble but not for the reasons you would expect. Candi is back from working a fetish convention where she ran into a giantess fan and other colorful characters. Candi closes out the episode with the sequel to her d*ck cheese customer experience… Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
The Champagne Room Secrets Podcast is undertaking a cute little makeover…Listen now to find out the changes we are bringing to you for season 2! You’re gonna love it. Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade and Candi continue the conversation from last week regarding sex work’s relation to performance art vs service work. Jade fluffs Baby Spice’s VIP room and gets into “doggie style” during a dance. Candi reads a text conversation with a potential client trying to get a discount… embarrassing! Candi and Jade close out season 1 with reflections from the past year. Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
We interview the sex worker rights activist, comedian, and old pro herself Kaytlin Bailey. Kaytlin discusses her different forays into sex work and how they intertwined with her artistic and intellectual endeavors. We also cover old and current sex worker rights movements, why decriminalizing sex work is of the outmost importance, and negotiating sugar daddy/sugar baby relationships. Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade recounts some fun strip club stories featuring the girls’ friend Sookie and customers being nice—for once. A customer crosses Jade’s boundaries during a lap dance, and Jade and Candi discuss why this customer might have elicited the club’s reaction compared to other misbehaving customers. Candi entertains a client that surprises her… in a good way! We close out this episode with a reading and commentary of Darius Allen’s strip club survival guide, chapter “Read Between the Lies” because of course. Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade and Candi discuss menstrual cups and the guy on tiktok who showed hole to demonstrate butt hair removal. Randi has an escorting booking from hell, and she spares no details. Jade has a new bff at the strip club who is in fact a perverted elderly man. Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade airs a gripe and wonders why men keep telling her she does not realize how hot she is. Should she be offended? Last episode’s sweet customer comes back into the strip club and behaves like a jerk, and another club custo keeps Jade on the hook and fails to live up to his promises. Jade tries working at a new club and tells Candi her new favorite story about working in a VIP room with other strippers. We end the episode by sharing a man’s recollection about his time in a Vegas strip club. Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
A strip club customer’s wife calls Jade and demands answers. Candi and Jade discuss what sex workers owe to customers and their partners respectively. Then, Jade wishes death on a customer and has a lovely time in VIP with another. Candi reveals her NAUR system to detect time wasters and dangerous men alike. The episode ends with a listener email about stripper bikini care secrets. Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade entertains a naughty widower in VIP. Elderly men at the club do their best to shock the strippers. Jade and Candi do an on-air client screening to see if it is worth Randi’s time to meet with a customer. At the strip club, Jade also encounters another “dom,” a rude and insulting buffoon, and a bachelor in a wheelchair.Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade and Candi discuss donkey shows and whether they are real or a racist urban legend. Jade might have broken stripper etiquette prompting a falling out with her dancer friend Charlie. Candi goes to the mecca of strip clubs aka Vegas and has thoughts on the hustling culture she observed.Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Randi meets with two clients: one young and one old and very into his own nipple play. The girls discuss how men can be very invested in their female partners orgasming for selfish reasons and why some people still think the word “stripper” is bad. Jade continues to neg customers and makes another customer cry… but not for the reasons you would expect!Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Candi comes back to civilization to talk with Jade about the Mormon practice of “soaking,” strippers striking and unionizing a club in Los Angeles, and the different laws for exotic dancers and sex workers. One of Jade’s regulars confides a secret to her… that he has had dancers c*m on him in VIP, and can she possibly believe this? Listen to find out!Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Candi comes back to civilization to talk with Jade about the Mormon practice of “soaking,” strippers striking and unionizing a club in Los Angeles, and the different laws for exotic dancers and sex workers. One of Jade’s regulars confides a secret to her… that he has had dancers c*m on him in VIP, and can she possibly believe this? Listen to find out!Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade lets a customer lick between her boobs and then struggles to get rid of the smell. A stripper is followed home after leaving work prompting the girls to discuss how they try to stay safe. Jade recalls how she found out she is not a fight or flight but a freeze… Randi with a wink sees her widowed client. The hosts discuss working in a recession and close out their discussion of the Girls Defined’s Only Fans segment.Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade fights with a rude, whistling customer at the strip club (yet again). Candi goes on a paid date and elaborates on Randi’s full experiences menu. Jade’s ass gets SMACKED… tune in to find out how the strip club handles it!Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Candi goes on a paid date with a widower, so be prepared to reach for a tissue. A stripper drinks from a spiked drink at the club and wrestles with how to stay safe. Jade de-escalates an angry custo and gets $20 for her efforts. For the meat of this episode, however, the hosts discuss a segment about the harms of Only Fans put out by the podcast Girl Defined. The girls react to the points put out by this other podcast and weigh the pros and cons of opening up an Only Fans. Finally, we close out the episode by responding to a very special listener’s question!Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade entertains a bald man in the champagne room. The girls also discuss how they feel about a baby stripper being overheard telling a customer that she is only a stripper for fun, not to make money. Is getting turned on by money any different? Jade also meets a male stripper and more Elon Musk simps at the club.Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade goes on her first paid date, and Candi reminisces about her first paid date negotiations. A customer “plays with himself” in the champagne room, and Jade has to make an on the spot decision over whether or not to stop him. The girls discuss the calculations that go into reinforcing boundaries while weighing the potential financial benefits of going with the flow. Jade is disturbed by customers who make intense eye contact during dances, so Candi and Jade exchange theories on why some dudes try to stare into your soul.Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
WARNING: Please do not listen to this episode while eating.Jade tells some fun club stories about dancing on stage to Nickelback (not her first choice obviously) and the return of bootylicious and boobylicious and their antics. The big story this week comes from Randi; the girls have decided to call the incident Smegmate and that’s all we will say here. Jade and Candi also discuss Usher spending Usher Dollars at a Vegas club and dissect another chapter from Darius Allen’s The 21 Laws of Surviving a Gentleman’s Club.Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade returns from Italy ready to drop some knowledge about sex work in ancient Roman times. Candi meets a young, hot male pro-dom and revisits her working theory about male doms. Randi engages in some steamy plumber role play with a new client, and the girls discuss the ethics of working with married men. Candi also goes on a paid date that turns into a therapy session—an outcome that will not surprise any of our sex worker listeners!Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Randi, who is not Candi, debriefs Jade on her first client experience and gets into the logistics of using silicon discs during sex. Jade loses her temper (surprise!) and tells a customer that he is her 13th reason. Randi describes her grossest fetish request yet… and no, this is not a challenge, people! We also discuss therapizing custos, HPV lapdances, and the ethics of promising BJs at the strip club.Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
CW: stalking and sexual assault.
Candi and Jade share some not so fun stories from the week; but in the interest of keeping the episode fun we throw in little surprises for comedic relief. Listen to find out if we succeeded in keeping it fun! We also include a little palate cleanser story about Jade not being able to twist a guy’s nipples hard enough as well as the finale to the used condoms saga…for now.Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Listen to our guest talk about doing every type of sex work under the sun! From working massage parlors with a wink, strip clubs, dungeons, and brothels, Vivian comes on the podcast to shed light on the sex work industry. We discuss issues around decriminalization vs regulation of sex work, whorephobia within the industry, sex workers being treated as “the less dead,” and the future of sex work education. Vivian also drops some knowledge around the brain chemicals associated with BDSM and the reality of working at a brothel. Follow our lovely guest Vivian at www.viviansgotvibes.com. Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Candi tells the listeners about her friend Randi’s (who definitely is not Candi) new escorting business. Jade runs into an old Bumble match who still remembers being snubbed and accidentally dances on top of a gun at the strip club. Also, a woman customer from hell berates the dancers about the size of their breasts, and a man pays to hug and sniff Jade for 10 minutes… lovely!Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Candi enjoys some successful private burlesque gigs. Jade sells used condoms to her beloved cuckslave, insults an ex-male escort customer when he refuses to tip her, and has some fun with Erika in the champagne room. Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Jade finally breaks her streak and cries at the club because Canadian customers are mean. A new strip club opens up near Bikini Bottom and Clementine dancers jump ship, making the Clems Club’s management freak out and retaliate. Candi and Jade discuss this turn of events, why dancers feel like they “owe” loyalty to a club, and how managers use the “family” card to manipulate employees. Jade also loses her temper at various customers at the strip club….shocker!Follow us on IG, Twitter, and TikTok at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
Your favorite stripper duo discusses the ultimate way to deal with rude customers at the strip club as well as PornHub’s yearly statistical report. The girls take on a listener’s question and talk about their experiences with racism and fetishization at the club. Candi updates the listeners about her paid date, Jade recounts a story straight out of the Hustlers movie, and the girls get vulnerable and examine their fear of aging.
CORRECTION: The podcast episode about racism in dating is "A Very Offensive Rom-Com" from Invisibilia
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Jade discusses her new forays into the world of online sex work and struggles to sell her stinky stripper boots. Candi gets back into going on paid dates via a new website. At the strip club, Jade meets the inventor of the Wet Brush, a burgeoning comedian in gray sweatpants, and a shirtless shaman. As a bonus Jade shares a dating story in which she ends up with a very spicy vag and recounts some shocking champagne room stories she heard about Booty and Bootylicious!
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As promised, Candi and Jade play a game of two truths and a lie: cam girl edition! Play along while you listen and remember to not underestimate Candi’s perverse mind. Your favorite stripper duo also finally answers some listener questions! You have qs, they have as… keep sending them in!
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Some life updates from your favorite stripper duo: Jade is now single and ready to mingle, Candi is intrigued by the street sex workers in her new neighborhood, and the slow season is making some girls “freestyle” outside the club. In this episode Jade also meets a dom daddy, a couple at their bachelor/ette party break up in front of the dancers’ eyes, a man sucks on Jade’s armpits (you thought we would say tatas!), and Candi reads her latest Giantess video request.
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The much anticipated Sookie is here to tell her story! The girls first debrief their most recent shift together; find out who “Pasta Hands” is and what she was doing at the strip club. Sookie then takes Jade and Candi through her journey into sex work. The girls talk Sookie’s first sugar daddy and his unhinged wife, starting her Only Fans career by guest starring with a pregnant couple, and meeting her boyfriend Jon and starting her own Only Fans empire.
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Candi and Jade walk you through an armpit of a shift at the strip club. They also introduce the audience to another dynamic duo whom they refer to as Boobylicious and Bootylicious for obvious reasons. Jade and Candi also discuss making zero dollars on stage, a Nazi with a scab fetish, and a stripper fairytale moment from their Sparrow club days. The girls round out the episode with another excerpt from Darius Allen’s “The 21 Laws of Being an Exotic Dancer.”
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Candi and Jade are finally reunited! If you have ever asked a stripper who has been their weirdest customer, this is the episode for you. We talk 185 spanks for $185 and a warlock as well as a guy whose birthday wish was simply to do coke off a stripper’s *ss. We also read an excerpt from Darius Allen’s “The 21 Laws of Surviving a Gentlemen’s Club” with commentary and constructive criticism, of course.
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Turn this episode into a drinking game and take a shot every time Jade says the phrase “full dick and balls” as she tells her latest club story! (Drink responsibly and don’t operate heavy machinery while under the influence.) The stripper duo also discusses the Girls Next Door podcast, their first shift at the strip club and how they had to learn the rules on the fly, and a “celebrity” appearance at the Clementine Club!
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Jade’s stripper friend struggles to manage her drinking at the club and creates all sorts of sticky situations. Jade gushes about a dancer’s perfectly curated persona and chooses to use this girl’s ability to sell every man in the club a VIP as inspo. The girls also discuss Geisha tea houses, as one of Jade’s customer delights in telling her how much he spent there while tipping her only $10, and they revisit their dear old friend Darius Allen with another excerpt from “The 21 Laws of Being an Exotic Dancer.”
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We get HEATED on this episode. Listen to Candi and Jade break down how much money the strip club takes from dancers, why there aren’t more women run clubs, and why unionizing strippers is so hard but could be the answer. We also have stories about a racist floor host, lying to custos about meeting them at their hotel in hopes of securing a good tip, and on a cuter note, a discussion of how strip clubs could be great environments for neurodivergent folks to explore their sexuality!
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And we’re back! Jade does a private room with a very unvampiric man from Transylvania as well as a series of privates with two friends who are both vying for the attention of the blonde bombshell she teams up with. Jade also dances for an abstinent guy… and it’s less awkward than you would think! To round out the episode, Candi and Jade talk about whether or not to hide your smarts to make money at the club and compare their experiences with the description of old timey English brothels called nunneries (ha!).
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It’s an inclusive holiday miracle! To pre-game the Clementine Club’s holiday party, the girls play “Never Have I Ever: Strip Club Edition” with their fabulous friend Sookie! Jade and Candi introduce the game by recapping what went down at the holiday party and perhaps more importantly, the after-party.
Stay tuned to listen to the girls play, spill some coveted champagne room secrets, and get increasingly drunk.
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Jade debriefs Candi on her longest consecutive run of shifts at the strip club. This episode has everything! David Bowie slander, a generous but surprising tipping incident, a screaming custo, and a tender bambino suckling on... you guessed it, Jade's tatas.
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Your favorite stripper duo call in a very special guest star for this episode: the fabulous Neptune! In this, our very first guest interview, we talk to Neptune about her #journey into stripping, dancing at a co-op run peep show called “The Lusty Lady,” working at the Clem’s Club (so much tea!), and almost getting squashed by Dennis Rodman on a Vegas stage.
Follow Neptune at @vix.n.aerial to keep up with her career as a pole dance instructor and amazing professional circus performer!
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Candi perfects her video editing skills to cater to a very niche fetish: those turned on by giant, cannibalistic women. Jade tells Candi about her trip to Sedona, why she has mixed feelings about another gem, Amethyst, and how she plans on doing sex magic to charge her crystals. Then the girls play a new game! Jade and Candi read stand out strip club reviews collected by the popular IG account @stripreviewsgonewild and try to guess the star rating based on the description… play along with us!
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Jade and Candi play a game: Candi discusses a serious topic, and Jade interrupts every 5 minutes with a “palette cleanser” story from the strip club. Tune in to hear your favorite stripper duo talk about why strippers are so often villainized in popular culture as well as how it went when Candi came out to her dad about being a stripper and how a customer paid $10 a spank…from the receiving end.
References: (Sigall & Ostrove, 1975)
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An old man pops a boner while talking to the dancers but doesn’t buy any dances, a married and closeted lesbian sexually harasses Jade in the champagne room proving women can be just as vile as men, and Jade reminisces about the time she made the most money ever on stage… to Bollywood music.
TW: sexual harrassment and unwanted touch.
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Your favorite stripper duo talks club etiquette in this episode following a work fight and eventual reconciliation. Candi also shares how she used her feminine wiles—crying—to get a $500 tip out of a crusty man who they now refer to as “Baldymort.” The girls also tackle their experiences with racial stereotypes and…PERIODS AT THE CLUB. The blue liquid, cutting tampon strings, suspicious blood clots, and more!
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To celebrate Halloween, Candi and Jade bring you some spooky stripper stories! The duo discuss haunted strip clubs and funeral strippers as well as tell their own frightening tale of what it was like to work at a strip club hosting a funeral for one of their own.
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Candi walks Jade through an eventful shift at the strip club. She recounts how she handled ol’ man Cheop O’Air, sampled the soup of a man who had his nose broken by Lizzo’s security (for good reason), and finally how she narrowly escaped joining a modern day Charles Manson’s sex cult.
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A customer recognizes Jade from high school, Candi wants more people to appreciate the “art of conversation”, Jade’s customer gets caught moaning loudly in the champagne room, and the duo discuss “camping” and “swooping” at the club.
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Jade catches Candi up on what she’s been missing at the Clementine’s Club– like what is with the church ladies who bring the dancers snacks and nail polishes? Are they laced with holy water? The duo also discuss why strip club staff may be worse than customers, Jade’s regular getting kicked out for tipping in Sacagawea coins, and an interesting excerpt from an "author’s" book.*
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The dancing duo share all their strip club audition rejection stories and how they both finally ended up being hired at the Sparrow— and then Clementine’s Club! Jade shares some upsetting advice she was given after being hired at the Sparrow, Candi suggests they go back to their old workplace to pee on the floor, and both agree that doing a “body check” in an audition is gross and dehumanizing. Follow us on IG at @crsecretspod and email us at crsecretspod@gmail.com
On this episode the girls reunite and update the audience on what they did for the three months they took off from the podcast. Candi is back at the strip club after spine surgery and recovery, and she hits the ground running. Jade moved out of state and got herself a boyfriend... whom she met as a customer at the club. Your friendly neighborhood wh*res also cover: sucking on mommy milkers, dangerous porn searches, and #dontfuckthedj.
In this episode, Jade debriefs Candi on a few solo shifts at the club. Highlights include a manager trying to coerce her into a cheap lap dance to help out a woman in mourning, a different manager sharing too much about his sexual kinks, a couple of marvel superheroes being cheapskates, and of course farting at the strip club.
Candi and Jade take you through a debrief of the weekend's shift. Candi experiences a double whammy: the best customer ever is followed by the worst customer ever. Jade finds a potential sugar daddy at the club (who ends up being a bust). The pair nonetheless conspire to purchase their first pair of Loubs.
In this, the very first episode of the Champagne Room Secrets podcast, Candi and Jade take you on their #journeys describing how and why they decided to become spicy dancers!