we practice safe sex (not with each other, individually of course.) These are all jokes. I swear if I get ghosted one more time for shit I say on here I am going to flip shit
Josue was too busy getting drunk with his pappy so I called in my friend Rachel as a replacement. She is a dear friend and an awesome person! Rachel, thank you for being vulnerable with me and having a good ole laugh! Hope yall enjoy!
picking up the pieces that are Kevin's heart after the mavs lost. Hoesue explains the dating market and why we are alone
Cruz Azul made it to the mexican supabo. We will be hosting a public intervention for josue! tickets will go on sale soon
We recorded for the first time in months. We talk about wars, dating and how great weight loss is for dating! Hope yall enjoy and laugh ;)
This is an episode from last year! Kevin and Hoesue went fishing and talk about fishing and pussy
The Saga continues. We officially have a laptop and a jew to edit audio! Sorry for the long period of no upload!
NEW YEAR, NEW HOLES. THANK YALL FOR AN AWESOME 2023. We will be dropping an Epstein Island special soon
happy birthday to the pilgrims!!! RIPPOCAHONTAS. EAT TURKEY GET DRUNKAND LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WITHYOUR FAMILY. 40 listens and josue will tellyall the fat dick sauce.
Why Josue is not married and how much he would spend on his wedding and honey moon at la Quinta in lufkin. Why women are sometimes assets and why Kevin got fired from his job
Kevin makes his beef with Fresh and Fit Public. Josue continues to wear a cape and comes to their rescue. Also encounters with people in real life that we regret.
Me and Hoesue decided to make our own podcast. We tryna tap in into the spic market ;)... enoy
Trucker, vet and my best friend. Josue, thank you for laughing and being vulnerable with me
My friend Zach Smith chopped it up. We talk about religion, love and mental health. Zach, thank you for being vulnerable and laughing with me
My first guest was my awesome friend Daniel. A Mexican American amateur fighter from nacogdoches. Daniel, thank you for being vulnerable and laughing with me. #KevyAndFriends
Beaux is still bald and Kevin is still fat. You put them together they are a really funny bald guy
Why has Kevin's voice been raspy and his hand swollen? Has he been crying like a coward? Where can Beaux get a rubby tuggy?
Kevin tells Beaux to get tested (this can mean a lot of things) why we have not been touched by women in months and also we will sell out for any sponsor so we can quit slaving at our jobs for the white man
What Beaux said in this podcast would probably make Kanye proud(BUT HE JOKING...I THINKING). If you are jewish and are listening to this podcast please sponsor us please....
Beaux wants to see a therapist. Kevin can’t stop obsessing about women and the boys talk about what they would do if they were dictators
We made it to 30 episodes without dying or being locked up!!! Yay. This episode the guys talk about how needy Kevin is and Beaux hates how much Kevin talks about women.
Kevin is getting the gastric bypass and dick implant surgery and beaux says he would be the 9th saddest death if he bleeds out.
The guys talk about why Kevin hates weed. Who beaux would murder if he was a serial killer. And What car they would do a drive by in
We hate our jobs. Kevin says something pretty racist that of course beaux likes. We believe some breed of dogs taste better than the others.
We are cave men so the audio is messed up so listen carefully. Kevin talks about trauma by his poppa. And both of the guys blame their sisters for how women treat them.
We honestly don’t even know what’s true and what isn’t at this point. Don’t take none of this shit serious. We are not even real people. We are made up people your brain made to cope with the fact that you are lonely and horny
The Michael Jordan episode! Beaux still has mash potatoes for brains and Kevin was half ass asleep when he edited so if anything offends you in this episode that’s why. Please don’t sue us. We are poor
Beaux has mash potatoes for brains and won’t shut up about his job as a “box engineer.” Marvel is gay. And Kevin’s trauma walked in the gym and he no longer feels safe. BEAUX WONT LET KEVIN TALK
We are very naughty boys…. We might actually be going to hell for this one fellas. Remember these are jokes… don’t be a pussy and get offended…
Stuff goes off the rails early. Pedo’s deserve death. Free Cain Velasquez and women still hate us
4th of July episode! We talk about why the UK sucks and how good we at stealing land like Columbus.
We go into stuff that we don’t know anything about like politics. Kevin gets sad and goes into a self hatred rant and we also talk about how mean girls are to us
We had the beautiful whitni on(beauxs sister) and we talk about women and she tells us why we are pigs.
We talk about and Memorial Day. Why we hate people and Kevin possibly confesses to a crime that the statute of limitations are probably still in play.
We talk about aliens and ghost. Why we are so terrible at dating. Our diversity hiring Rodney ruins and messes up our jokes and why knocking on heavens door was a song about fingering 🅿️
This week we talk about if Tim Dillon is really gay? The sun being poisonous to fat people and women deserve less.
We changed the name guys. Kevin and Beaux ranked their favorite adult actresses and equate them to pro athletes. We talk about how we would just go missing. Also a possible AVN appearance?
We go deep into why beaux is so hard on his sister and more personal shit he’ll regret one day
This episode went smoother than the last one. Me and Beaux got into personal stuff like always. Hope y’all enjoy
We suck at recording so we had to add whatever salvaged audio we had from episode 4 and add it onto 5. Hope you guys enjoy!
We are crazy yes we know. In this episode we laugh and talk about how mentally we truly are. Hope y’all enjoy :)
Sat down and chatted with my good friend Beaux Bowden who recently lost his be loving mother. We talk about how his mothers loss has effected him mentally and what is he doing to cope. We talked about dating while mentally Ill. Overall it was just a fun podcast.