Stories Made Bad: Recent Episodes
Christian and Sterling
A weekly podcast in which two brothers take good stories and make them bad. Iconic scenes from film, television, games, books, etc. are wildly mistranslated through several layers of Google Translate, then re-enacted for your listening pleasure (or possibly displeasure). New episodes every Tuesday
We mistranslate Uncle Ben and Peter's last conversation to great ef-
PETER.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING, PRESS OK TO DISMISS
Credits: Music
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Skidmore_College_Orchestra/Mussorgskys_Pictures_at_an_Exhibition/Promenade_Moderato_comodo_e_con_delicatezza
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Skidmore_College_Orchestra/Mussorgskys_Pictures_at_an_Exhibition/Promenade_Tranquillo
Sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhhrUuw2N8
All music and sound effects licensed under a CC0 Public Domain license. Thanks for listening :)
Today, we take a dive into the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy television series to lay in front of a bulldozer and bring Dante to the bar. Dante, if you are not a king, you will never sink.
Credits:
Music
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Skidmore_College_Orchestra/Mussorgskys_Pictures_at_an_Exhibition/III_Tuileries_Allegretto_non_troppo_capriccioso
Sounds
https://freesound.org/people/jamieorpen/sounds/448029/
All music and sound effects licensed under a CC0 Public Domain license. Thanks for listening :)
Today we take a break from Star Wars and wildly mistranslate Buzz and Woody's argument at a gas station. Dana star Tim Notia.
Credits
Theme music created using Soundtrap.
Sound Effects:
https://freesound.org/people/Nimlos/sounds/454822/
Music
https://opengameart.org/content/the-lonely-route
All music and sound effects licensed under a CC0 Public Domain license. Thanks for listening :)
We mistranslate Anakin and Obi-Wan's epic confrontation into oblivion, then act it out and try to avoid allowing the laughter to take so much breath that we pass out. Closed, Anakin; I am tall. Credits Theme music created using Soundtrap. Music https://opengameart.org/content/holst-the-planets-suite Sounds https://freesound.org/people/Lenguaverde/sounds/381868/ https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/438693/ https://freesound.org/people/Fission9/sounds/474852/ https://freesound.org/people/tc630/sounds/47835/ https://freesound.org/people/AlpacaGuy/sounds/460036/ https://freesound.org/people/cormi/sounds/256914/ https://freesound.org/people/tommccann/sounds/235968/ All music and sound effects licensed under a CC0 Public Domain license. Thanks for listening :)
Today we wildly mistranslate the big reveal from The Empire Strikes Back, then act it out with the recording and special effects budget of two dollars and a gum wrapper. U know this is real.
Credits:
Theme created using Soundtrap
Music
https://opengameart.org/content/holst-the-planets-suite
Sound Effects
https://freesound.org/people/Codeine/sounds/331435/
https://freesound.org/people/Mafon2/sounds/414694/
https://freesound.org/people/RutgerMuller/sounds/50723/
https://freesound.org/people/Refrain/sounds/265538/
https://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/453390/
https://freesound.org/people/soundmast123/sounds/532156/
All music and sound effects are licensed under a CC0 Public Domain license. Thanks for listening :)