An Author’s Dreams Podcast: Recent Episodes

Jude Calvert-Toulmin

A collection of short stories from real dreams. I’m Jude Calvert-Toulmin, a best-selling author who’s just spent a year not getting my 7th novel out due to being flattened with Long Covid. This has given me some strange and disturbing dreams, which I’ve turned into short stories for this podcast. I transcribe the dreams as accurately as possible on waking up. It's all dreams. It's all real.

• Instagram: @authorsdreamspod • Episode transcripts: An Author's Dreams Medium • Social: https://linktr.ee/anauthorsdreams • If you love the podcast, click message to leave a voice note :)

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The last episode in Season 1, a dream of escape from an encroaching army.

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod

Read transcripts of each episode at Medium    

If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review.

Support the podcast by donating at Patreon    

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A combination of a chicken and a cat reveals the inside of its head, whilst women in an office talk behind a screen...

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review.
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com

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An annoying yummy mummy, a failed book launch and a deserted bus shelter.   

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review.
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com

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A trip floating above a motorway pile-up to the packed streets of Soho.

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com

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A disturbing trip leading to an abandoned tent.

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com

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A journey to a cave floating in the air above Lake Como. 

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com and freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/

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A dream in which I’m in a Star Wars cantina with lighting the colour of dried blood, without any equipment, being interviewed for a podcast. 

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com and freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/

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A journey to check in on my friend's house in the middle of her house move.  

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com and https://soundeffects.fandom.com/wiki/Series_1000_Sound_Effects_Library

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A hair-raising high speed journey in a self-driving raspberry faux-leather-upholstered limo ending up in the park by way of a grimy Leeds coach station…  

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com and https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

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How can a fence hold back a towering wall of water? 

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon.
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com and https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

And in my waking life I really do have an Etsy shop, Zom Studio where you can buy my resin jewellery :)


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A trip through gaudiesque hotel corridors from which there is no escape, swimming pool ballerinas and a scene plucked straight out of  the film Marathon Man.  

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com

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I have to find somewhere without signal so that I can examine the phone and work out how to stop the calls in order to help Anne and give me some peace. It's going to require stealth, concentration and silence before I get to the deserted Italian restaurant and onto the buffet of chips... 

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by:
  • audiohub.com
  • https://www.smartsound.com/sound-effects/
  • https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/
  • https://soundeffects.fandom.com/wiki/Series_1000_Sound_Effects_Library
  • https://www.zapsplat.com/

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A disturbing trip through blonde paranoia with a possibly happy ending. Or is it?  

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by http://audiohub.com and https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anauthorsdreams/message

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An eerie yet beautiful remote hover over a True Crime in Thailand, in which Paul Holes of The Murder Squad podcast makes an appearance.  

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anauthorsdreams/message

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A dream in which I navigate a battle-strewn town centre to reach the pub and my friends and end up in a Victorian feature film. 

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anauthorsdreams/message

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A supernatural dream in which I visit a young writer embarking on her first novel. The writer is myself.   

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anauthorsdreams/message

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This dream, featuring myself, one of the protagonists of my novel The Gold - Bruce Robinson (Withnail & I creator) and my husband and editor - Brian Trevelyan, plus an unnamed shadowed man, is just one of many disturbing dreams I’ve been having about my journey working on the book over the past 8 years.   

An Author’s Dreams are all transcribed as soon as I wake up, as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. The waking me is not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

  • Join us on Instagram @authorsdreamspod
  • Read transcripts of each episode at Medium
  • If you love the podcast, click message to send me a quick voice note review
  • Support the podcast by donating at Patreon
  • Royalty Free Music by audiohub.com

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anauthorsdreams/message

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I’m Jude Calvert-Toulmin, best-selling author of 7 novels. Transcribing my often disturbing dreams after a year of Long Covid led An Author's Dreams podcast. There's a certain poetic beauty in writing a story from material dreamt up whilst actually unconscious. I transcribe the dreams as accurately as possible, with one golden rule. I'm not allowed to embellish any details. It’s all dreams. It’s all real.

•​Instagram: @authorsdreamspod •​Episode transcripts: An Author's Dreams Medium •​Social: https://linktr.ee/anauthorsdreams •​If you love the podcast, click message to leave a voice note


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