The Lunchladies Podcast: Recent Episodes
Chris Cantz
The Lunchladies are 2 twenty-something jackasses from the Philadelphia area named Chris Cantz and Mike Farzetta. I could go on and on about how funny they are but I'm not going to. That would just be boring.
Topics include a preview of our new To Catch a Predator Movie, the Philadelphia Eagles punting on 4th and 15th against the Saints being a race issue, Osteoporosis, the right to bear arms and a contest for FREE Lunchladies t-shirts! Head over to www.941FreeFm.com and click on contests to enter for the chance to win 1 of 10 Lunchladies tshirts.
Chris and Mike get a morning show in Dorchester Nebraska...A new installment of "The Worst Places to start an EAGLES chant"...Chris's psycho ex-girlfriend shows up in the studio and T.O. almost OD's on painkillers in the latest installment of "Greatest Moments in Philadelphia Sports History Followed by Disappointment"
If you like clams, psycho women at the supermarket, names of unborn children and the actors Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton...this will be the best podcast you have ever heard
Ever wonder what it's like to have your shirt ripped off by women at a bar and get arrested because of it? Well wonder no more because Chris from The Lunchladies actually experienced this on his Birthday and he will tell you all about what it's like doing hard time in a prison (and using a jail cell toilet)
This is the Lunchladies 8th Podcast and damn if it isn't a doozy. Topics discussed include how to deal with a girlfriend who tries to cut herself when you make eye contact with other human beings, what an abortion sounds like, what it sounds like to serenade a banshee, AIDS at mexican restaurants and another installment of The Greatest Moments in Philadelphia Sports History....followed by horrible disappointment. All this and some surprises as well (did someone say Uncle Jesse John Stamos?)
Although we mistakenly refer to this as the 8th Podcast, it is actually the 7th. Whoops. This is our longest Podcast yet clocking in at 26:51. Topics include Steve Wynnwood's song Valerie, our friend Andrew Popes internet encounter with a crazy 25 year old convict crack head, Chris's continued skin itching, Mike sitting in front of a hot girl at church and the introduction of Ted, the guy who does a sign language translation of our podcasts.
Here it is, the long awaited 6th Lunchladies podcast. Was it worth the wait? Well, if you don't like Red Lobster, people being on fire, obituaries, and stories about Pee Wee Herman told live on the Philadelphia radio air waves then this WON'T be worth the wait. If you like all that stuff then this will be the best 11:01 of your life
This is the 5th Podcast of the Lunchladies. As usual, it's an eclectic mix of stuff recorded eons ago and stuff recorded very recently. This episode includes an explanation as to who the lunchladies actually are and why they have a podcast (sort of). We also play with Mike's new Dolphin sonar equipment, revist another one of the "Greatest Moments in Philadelphia Sports History Followed By Horrible Disappointment", turn our favorite Journey song into spoken word and wrap it all up by telling a listener how to bury their dead dog with a cameo from KYW CBS 3 head television anchor Larry Mendte. Check out the new movie "Christmas With The Cantz's" over at www.thelunchladies.com
This is a little different than The Lunchladies other Podcasts. This is just us talking. No skits, no music, no script. Chris got a Black Cherry soda out of the vending machine and freaked out because he wasn't sure if it had caffiene in it. Chris gets really hyper and can't sleep when he has caffiene. We call Canada Dry and two 7-11 stores trying to find out if Chris's Black Cherry Whisniak soda has caffiene in it. We also discuss how gay it is to raise your pinky finger while you are eating something. This will be the best 23:46 of your life. Better than filling your tires with air.
The podcast episode contains skits on post-it notes for the mentally ill, a new episode of "What Would Uncle Jesse John Stamos Do?", a reading from the August 05 issue of Vibe Magazine, and an interview with a doctor nobody can understand. Stop by www.thelunchladies.com for more audio and video.
This is The Lunchladies second Podcast. Included are commercials for Kangaroo Joey Beer and Testosterzone, a trip to visit Chewbacca from Star Wars at the World Series of Poker and a spelling bee staring non-celebrity Gilbert Simmons. Visit www.thelunchladies.com for more audio and video