Net Positive with John Crist: Recent Episodes
John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net... It's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a positive.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On the net, it’s a positive.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her?
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper"
Intro (0:00)
NYC (4:03)
Broadway musicals (26:15)
Stalker or genius? (37:32)
Cold plunge (50:26)
Supermom arrested (1:10:13)
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves it
Attention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have fun
Attention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tuned
Intro (0:00)
Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34)
DisneyDad (30:10)
Twerking (39:32)
Zanesville (1:01:30)
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Zanesville (5:45)
Baby names (29:11)
Citizenship quiz (43:31)
Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.
Intro (0:00)
Are we doing content? (4:45)
Tracy Chapman (18:10)
Wear shoes (34:55)
Mount Rushmore (47:44)
OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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PRODUCED BY:
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John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Smart or Dumb (18:42)
Celebrity fans (34:30)
Crypto pastor (39:19)
Ben Rector (55:18)
Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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PRODUCED BY:
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It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Can't read (4:46)
Grocery store gratitude (23:22)
Kevin Garnett (38:40)
Strawberry milk mob (45:17)
Pregnant on a place (49:40)
You are a billionaire (1:11:08)
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Bruce Bruce (6:52))
Comic view (21:00)
White club vs black club (32:35)
Start of comedy (52:02)
Katt Williams (1:00:42)
French dressing (1:20:35)
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If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Dave Barnes (8:25)
Being a comic (16:10)
Novelty is king (40:20)
Shame (1:04:55)
Christ Chella (1:24:40)
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2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
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3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
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It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023.
Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team!
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If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen.
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It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
The truth about celebrity photos (10:45)
Married her twin (19:34)
King Solomon (44:23)
Shohei Ohtani (54:45)
Comment section (58:20)
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We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think...
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Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
John got hacked (13:15)
Pandemic skip (54:00)
Chik-fil-a (1:03:10)
Jack Harlow (1:10:30)
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12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
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1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
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2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
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2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
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The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
ERNEST (6:18)
Ryman (25:30)
Things have changed (41:44)
Old "friends" (1:01:10)
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1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
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John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination?
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If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point where Jack and Rose were actually really healthy before they froze to death.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Namibia (13:10)
Pick it up & preach (17:15)
Artists stopping show (27:50)
Halloween candy fact check (45:50)
The Titanic (53:15)
Fan fact check (1:19:45)
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11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
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11/19 Richmond, VA
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12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
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John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet.
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This is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who is definitely too hot to die, and some advice for John, Alex, and Andrew.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Introducing Savannah Chrisley (6:43)
Chrisley's in prison (15:44)
Special Forces (35:31)
Same haircut (58:29)
New boyfriend (1:00:24)
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11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
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This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Pumpkin patch (9:40)
Valet drama (26:17)
Shoe bomber (36:00)
Real Estate agent rant (51:50)
Ebony alert (58:40)
Emails (1:24:30)
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10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
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John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb apology video train, John gets caught RED-HANDED at his live show, and Denver still sucks.
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10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
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John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Pride parade (8:10)
Taylor Swift (23:00)
Why We Love Men (46:30)
Growing Goats (1:04:58)
Racist math (1:29:00)
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Many of you have thought these two were the same person. Today years of confusion is resolved, and tear of laughter are had, We also have a Kansas City native weigh in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Trey Kennedy (5:30)
Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Reaction (12:28)
Out flexing your status (31:40)
Touring Together (45:29)
Evolving (1:15:50)
Coffee spill (1:20:00)
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Three solo episodes in a row, and the boys are rollin. John provides some training on a "quick yes and quick no", and then he enlightens us on car horn etiquette. Also, we have a strong candidate to overtake John The Baptist, in WWEvangelism.
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Alex is back, and vibes are high in the studio. Lots of laughing to catch up on, and we definitely accomplish that.
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Protestors might have gotten a win at Burning Man this year, but that won't stop them from keeping the "ethos" positive. You can't cheat your way to becoming great, you gotta go through the struggle too. Also, turns out we do like women's sports!
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First solo episode in a bit, and we are back with packed episode. Protestors are getting run over, Trump got a mugshot, robberies are getting hard, and Bradley Cooper is a saint. One reaction to all of it: Well, well, well...
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A Nashville legend is in the studio today. From being one of the first band bars on Broadway, to trailblazing the way for a new style of country music, Tyler Hubbard from Florida Georgia Line is nothing short of iconic. One thing is certain, he doesn't have to hike up the mountain to play Red Rocks anymore.
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Your favorite Peloton instructor is in the studio! Tune in as John finds inspiration from a 20-something from Brooklyn yelling at him...
In all seriousness, this is an awesome and inspiring episode. Kendall shares the journey to where she is now, and some of the hurdles she had to come through to get there.
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Taking photos with the opposite sex, traveling to Venus, defending your castle, and a list of things we do not care about. Nowhere else will you get that diverse a topic list. Someone please, explain the joke...
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John's cousins from the village drop by the studio. Theya re the winners of the 2st season of The Voice. They made history by being the first rio to ever win thes how, and also made history in the studio with the strangest group text name ever, "Big Brass Monkey" - Welcome to the show, Girl named Tom.
The band is releasing their first post-Voice single on August 25th and will release more songs throughout the fall. Come see them live in a city near you! Tickets available at girlnamedtom.com/events
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Jason Aldean in "hot water", and Moses needs tech support for his broken tablets. We discover the Italian batwoman who rescues tourists, but she won't be able to rescue this Atlanta man from the most embarrassing robbery of all time (that is a fact). We are all over the place in this episode, but as always it's a Net Positive.
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We are grateful to have made it through the week, even with the writer's strike in Hollywood. Really unsure how we made it, especially with all this time blindness going on...
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Jam packed episode, with all the hard hitting issues yet again. Why do we have bathroom attendants? Are Chik Fil A fries all the same size? A fan favorite segment, Democrat or Republican: Fast food chains. And a call from a friend of the pod, ERNEST.
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Post fourth of July, and we are feeling great. Hopefully you got to pee in a pool this weekend and enjoy some sunshine. We have a great episode with a new protestor of the week, the most insane news article ever, and some really harsh parental punishments.
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We are here because of the "No Limits " people who were willing to take a risk. So, if you're thinking of taking a risk, go do it. Now onto more serious issues, like parents caring too much about their toddler's sport, breast milk "curing" everything, and the fact check that proves John RIGHT, instead of wrong.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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Joining us today we have a handful of legends. Bill Burr, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and Donald Trump. Only kidding, just the legendary Tyler Fischer, who has some of the best impressions out there. From drinking with your high school teacher, to the politics of comedy, enjoy!
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
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7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
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9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
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An absolutely jam-packed episode. From Drake offering you a Bud Light, and hot chicken being horrible, to a 1-year-old surviving for 40 days in the Amazon Forest, and breast milk curing Cory Asbury.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
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We have an important message: You don't have amnesia, you just drank too many white claws. Oh, and make sure to check the community notes.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
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John came straight from court and is a free man ready to discuss the hard hitting issues such as, what is the proper way to brush your teeth, and if an ocean could vote, would it be republican or democrat?
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
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Denver sucks, and there is a slim chance of convincing Alex otherwise, John still has a chance of having his pro golf career come to life, and we have a surprise guest drop in on the pod.
WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
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PSA for all beer brands, stick to beer. Let Shaq, Elon Musk, and Dude With A Sign worry about changing the world.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Vacation recap (10:15)
7th Heaven (25:10)
Toe Patrol (47:09)
The worst commercial of all time (1:13:26)
Fan emails (1:24:37)
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
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From doing ministry with Billy Graham, writing the worship songs you are singing on Sunday, to playing those songs all over the world, today's guest is an icon of the Christian faith, a status he stewards well. Welcome to the show, Michael W. Smith.
Intro (0:00)
Introducing Michael W. Smith (20:16)
Power of music (32:31)
Deconstruction (37:48)
Prodigal (46:05)
First time Michael texted John (52:10)
Billy Graham (1:11:48)
We need father's (1:31:44)
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5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
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Life hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the ROI is sufficient to cover the bills. Lastly, Pete Davidson is Taco Bell, and that is a high compliment.
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5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
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6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
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Great hang with a great comic, who is indeed, nice in real life. Enjoy Matt Rife!
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4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
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Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan:
- Some comedians should probably just quit
- You can still play basketball when your pregnant
- Carpet Fiber salesmen aren't the best crowd
- Morgan Wallen's date spot was Chipotle
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Brad Pitt, Bud Light, and the Taliban. Welcome to Net Positive
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Nascar easter service (3:44)
The Power Team (14:07)
Hasbulla revisited (24:55)
YouTuber captured by Taliban (33:30)
Bud Light controversy (44:10)
Brad Pitt's "disease" (1:01:50)
Responding to emails (1:11:30)
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4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
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Attention all waiters and waitresses: Write the orders down, it's not impressive to get my order wrong. Also, Easter is this week, see you all in Alabaster, Alabama, for the helicopter easter egg hunt. Lastly, Shaq isn't on the carnival cruise, and we ride or die for Hasbulla.
Intro (0:00)
Alex chugging Athletic Greens (2:40)
Write the order down(5:36)
Best reheat meals (16:55)
Mindless activity (24:11)
Easter services doing the most (29:13)
Sales Shaq (44:50)
Chivalry should be dead (52:00)
Hasbulla (1:08:10)
Gen Z worship song (1:22:40)
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4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
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It is a somber week in Nashville in the wake of a tragedy that took place in our backyard. John addresses the situation before transitioning into some more light-hearted topics, such as everyone's favorite segment, ego's anonymous.
If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal ideation, please dial 988 to talk to someone who can help today, or click here for more information.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
A somber week in Nashville (0:53)
Ego's Anonymous (45:05)
The news (1:19:05)
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3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
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Pro tip from today's guest: Don't bring A-Rod into a Nashville dive bar. Also, always make sure your chickens are protected. Lastly, just because you like Diet Coke and binge-watching Netflix doesn't mean it's an "era".
Intro (0:00)
Celebrity baseball game (12:50)
Football pressure (20:55)
Tim Tebow (26:55)
Fulfillment (40:15)
Baseball guy vs football guy (1:10:30)
A-Rod at Tin Roof (1:16:18)
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3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
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The infamous question: where is the line? Are you important enough to make demands at work? Should concerts be held in the morning instead of at night? Can you share an ice cream cone with someone?
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
You overshot it (16:20)
The Breaking Bad house (21:16)
Country artists in the morning (30:23)
Sharing germs (41:00)
Ego's Anonymous (56:20)
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We might have found a common ground among everyone and it's Carrie Underwood. It's not Earl, the Dixie Chicks killed him.
Intro (0:00)
Carrie Underwood is our olive branch (7:12)
Dixie Chicks Killed Earl (12:03)
Funny facial hair guy (22:48)
SNL, what are you doing? (38:04)
FGL rules (57:40)
Female Influencers (1:04:44)
Confession time, fan mail (1:06:30)
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3/17 - Shreveport, LA
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3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
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4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
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Jared Mullins is a triple threat, and that's a guarantee. We aren't quite sure what the third piece is, but he definitely has it.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Jared is deaf (9:58)
The bonfire guitar guy (21:20)
This isn't your group chat (32:30)
Might be onto something (46:34)
Thank God Story (59:45)
The pressure of getting a hit (1:09:37)
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3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
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3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
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3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
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4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
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I think it's time you see a therapist. You can see if this couple who has been married for 58 years through 5 murder attempts will give you a recommendation. Now back to the real show...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Time to see a therapist (7:25)
Trapped in the airport by a fan (13:05)
Asbury University revival (22:04)
Just be honest (35:20)
The News (52:00)
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2/23 - Shipshewana, IN
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2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
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Superbowl commercials were bad, and we can only blame ourselves. The solution? Join Aaron Rodgers on his darkness retreat.
Intro (0:00)
Cauliflower sandwich (7:45)
Guys need something to do (11:50)
Superbowl(20:28)
Aaron Rodgers darkness retreat (36:11)
The news (57:14)
Fan emails (1:13:05)
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Judas definitely didn't execute that business deal correctly. Too bad he didn't have Mr. Beast or TD Jakes to help him out.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Mr. Beast (23:33)
The Lords Advocate (33:24)
Judas' failed business deal (38:04)
What's that country line mean? (50:10)
The News (1:14:44)
Fan emails (1:27:31)
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2/24 - Shipshewana, IN
2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
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4/22 - Savannah, GA
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We've got a guest on the show today, and it's someone's voice we have literally all heard, and if you say otherwise you are a liar. He made a record deal with the Lord, and was almost in a band with Bert Kreischer kind of? Welcome to the show, Scott Stapp from Creed.
Intro (0:00)
Bert Kreishcer & Creed (6:20)
Lollipop Toss (11:35)
The story of Creed (16:20)
Why the band broke up (38:30)
Why AA (1:01:55)
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There is one situational coffee that is superior to all, and we discover it. Along with a lion on Kylie Jenners dress.
Intro (0:00)
Broadway stack's (3:47)
Situational coffee (12:40)
Unmuting People (27:15)
Fashion Week reactions (37:05)
Kim K's scoreboard (54:15)
Video mailbox submission (1:06:05)
Fan emails (1:12:00)
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3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
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3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
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John buys a gun, and your horse will bring you home. Just make sure DJ Khaled isn't driving.
Intro (0:00)
John buys a gun (10:15)
Biggest fear: Loitering (33:36)
John's "too soon" video (41:08)
The News (58:43)
Fan Emails (1:12:14)
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3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
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We weren't sure if this could be done, but it's a double-barrelled episode.
Intro (0:00)
Growing Up In Amish Communities (8:50)
How To Work Hard (29:39)
Working at Whiskey Row (48:02)
Tipping Fatigue (1:00:26)
Rating Bottle Opening Videos (1:26:56)
Lizzo Comes To john's Rescue (1:34:35)
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3/23 - Cleveland, MS
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We are back and psyched for 2023. In the new year, it is time to unmute everyone on Instagram, and also take a few notes from the Amish. They seem to have it figured out.
Intro (0:00)
Southwest (2:40)
WWE (13:58)
The Amish (24:08)
The New Instagram Update (36:58)
Easy To Get Saved (46:47)
Tipping (1:11:28)
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2/4 - Cincinnati, OH
2/17 - Saginaw, MI
2/18 - Indianapolis, IN
2/23 - Shipshewana, IN
2/24 - Shipshewana, IN
2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
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This NOT a "best of episode" like everyone else. John and Alex have all the "rizz" heading into the new year.
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2/17 - Siginaw, MI
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3/11 - El Paso, TX
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3/17 - Shreveport, LA
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3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
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3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
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4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
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Happy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog!
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Holiday Men Versus Women (1:02)
Crist Family Talent Show (9:20)
Baby, It’s Cold Outside Breakdown (27:34)
Protestor Of the Week (1:01:28)
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2/4 - Cincinnati, OH
2/17 - Siginaw, MI
2/18 - Indianapolis, IN
2/23 - Shipshewana, IN
2/24 - Shipshewana, IN
2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
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It's time for your buzzcut.
Intro (0:00
Adele (2:52)
John & Steve’s New Song (6:38)
Church Protestors (42:03)
BTS Update (1:22:43)
Email Fact Checks (1:28:09)
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2/17 - Siginaw, MI
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2/23 - Shipshewana, IN
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2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
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In this episode, we get a close-up look at Hunter Biden's laptop, and he's quite funny.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Too Far? (3:25)
Cancel Culture (22:30)
Protests of the week (39:08)
What you're not preaching (1:06:45)
Elon Musk trolls paparazzi (1:15:18)
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2/18 - Indianapolis, IN
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2/24 - Shipshewana, IN
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3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
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Comedian Shama is in the studio today. The primary takeaway is that your church needs flying drummer boys, and you need a reign-it-in guy. Get it done.
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2/24 - Shipshewana, IN
2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
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4/22 - Savannah, GA
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4/29 - Asheville, NC
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We get it you love Taylor Swift, but you had 3 kids and you're late for a staff meeting. Pull it together before we have to send the crew from black hawk down to rescue you...
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2/18 - Indianapolis, IN
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2/24 - Shipshewana, IN
2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
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Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga or wear a Halloween mask.
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3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
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3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
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4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
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John is a true American patriot, who gets a shocking surprise from his childhood crush.
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John is high on life and in no need of a mid game adjustment.
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You better know what tortellini is, and if you don't, you can join the rats in New York City, who made clear by a CNN reporter, are not our friends.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
John gets serious (10:42)
John has a gift (16:55)
Kim Kardashian & Tortellini (24:13)
BTS is going to war (30:47)
History lesson (43:35)
Thumbs up emoji scandal (57:45)
Protestor of the week (1:11:37)
and more
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Dec 11 Miami, FL
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The most rogue marketing campaign we've ever seen, and the richest thing we've ever heard.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Delete That book launch (6:50)
Keep going down (10:20)
Scene friends (16:06)
Protestor of the week (19:35)
Rick Ross and Dj Khaled can't play rock paper scissors (1:07:00)
and more
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Dec 9-10 Palm Beach, FL
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Stop bragging about your vacations on the internet by asking for recommendations...
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On the road again! John and Derrick are recording on the road in Spokane Washington, where they discovered a fantastic local restaurant called Chili's...
John's bowl cut went viral again, a protester lit their arm on fire, and Kanye West has apparently never read a book... It's a Net Positive type of day!
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John definitely doesn't have Tourettes, but this Chik-Fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen Republican or Democrat?
Topics Include:
Intro (00:00)
John DM's Kevin James (4:37)
John Doesn't Have Tourettes (14:22)
Chik-Fil-A Hero (27:50)
Half Mast Flags (42:45)
Umpire Pet's Pitcher (57:33)
Fact Check (1:03:38)
The Karen Debate (1:08:15)
and more
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Spokane, WA - 09/29-10/1 - SOLD OUT
New Brunswick, NJ - 10/6-8
Virginia Beach, VA - 10/21-22
Dayton, OH - 11/11-12 - SOLD OUT
Greenville, SC - 11/18 - 20
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There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second, Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus.
Intro (00:00)
The human body goes to work (00:54)
Show stories w/ John (05:20)
Little mermaid (29:00)
Profile pic rules (39:26)
Queen Elizabeth (48:05)
Mexican restaurant menus are too big (56:56)
Fact check (1:07:10)
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Appleton, WI - 09/15 - 17
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New Brunswick, NJ - 10/6-8
Virginia Beach, VA - 10/21-22
Dayton, OH - 11/11-12 - SOLD OUT
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We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud.
Topics Include:
Intro (00:00)
Cowboy boots - (3:05)
John buys a Mustang - (12:23)
Florida Georgia Line - (26:25)
Mississippi football coach gets beat Up - (34:15)
Emotional support alligators - (50:40)
The confidence of a pilot - (1:18:30)
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This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stories and nothing but laughs.
Topics include:
Intro (00:00)
Accents (01:15)
Rec basketball leauge (06:35)
Most intimidating men (13:15)
Derrick's Starbucks story (28:12)
John gets confronted by the police (51:55)
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If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.
Topics Include:
- Intro (0:00)
- Where are jerseys acceptable?
- John's DM drama
- Reacting to Rogan
- Mini Library update (worst one yet)
- What NOT to wear for an alter call
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THIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned.
Topics Include:
- Dating for content
- The importance of the wave
- John goes into bit mode
- Hillsong Church
- Bama rushtok
- John was in a fraternity?
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John is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go.
Topics include:
- Mexican Drugstores
- John's British Accent
- MLS Soccer
- Will Smith's Apology
- Advice From Future
- Getting Left on Read
- How to DM a Celebrity
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Comedian Josh Black joins John today, and one thing is for sure; never try and play these two to the left.
Topics:
- John's "support" at Josh's show
- John gets a lesson on slang
- Joshua & the Promise Land
- John reveals his middle name
- Black church versus white church
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There is nothing quite like the sweet sound a bird scooter makes when it fires up, and you feel the rush of the throttle fall into your grasp...
Topics Include:
- Religious Freedom
- Bird Scooters
- Breaking Rules
- Getting in dumb fights with your significant other
- Getting left on read
- The National Anthem
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Instead of blocking that person on Twitter, just forgive your Dad.
Topics Include:
- Dixie Stampede
- Hooters
- The effect comedy has on people
- Noah's Ark Video
- Compliment Challenge
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Another Thursday another Net Positive.
Topics Include:
- Giving the fans (you) a collective name
- Why have masculine brands become popular streetwear?
- Throwing out the first pitch for the Atlanta Braves
- Friend ratios
...and more
Shirt no longer for sale due to copyright issues.
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Happy 4th of July, everybody. Jump in to hear John rant on fireworks, social anxiety, protests, getting left on read, a new compliment challenge, and more.
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It's nothing but the truth when Jackie Lee stops by the studio.
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If you like rants, you've come to the right place.
Topics include:
- Intro (0:00)
- Failed Joke (5:56)
- Presidential Falls (16:28)
- Instagram Scammers (31:30)
- I Don't Get It (Part 2) (40:40)
- Fan Submissions (45:45)
- Peter Pan Syndrome (49:48)
- Dave Ramsey (1:00:16)
- More Fan Submissions (1:23:00)
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This week's episode is PACKED, and nothing goes better with hot takes than a big announcement.
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Nothing like a good ole fashion hour of jokes and controversy.
Topics include:
- Trailer (0:00)
- Reflecting on the new special (1:10)
- Has Pride Month gone too far? (18:00)
- Blind reacting to IG comments (34:33)
- Mental health is out of control (44:50)
- Personality traits are not excuses (57:15)
- "Do better" people are the worst (1:09:20)
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John brings in friend and TV Host, Victoria Moghaddami to give her take on last week's episode with Molly, and much more!
Topics include:
- Women do google men - 2:30
- John Gets starstruck by John B - 14:28
- Pressure to be "cool" - 26:26
- "When I was growing up..." - 33:53
- Whose career should you choose? - 38:18
- YouTube Comments - 49:07
- Jason Moana - 57:05
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Not saying we're an advice podcast, but this episode might save lives.
Topics include:
- Intro (0:00)
- John's New Special Announcement & Jokes (1:15)
- Mini Library Emails (8:25)
- Bird In the Airport (14:52)
- Scale of 1-10 (24:30)
- Dating Advice For Molly (52:08)
...and more.
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Episode 3 comes with a new voice on the mic. Comedian Derrick Stroup stops by the studio to join in on the conversation.
Topics include:
- Helping the blind: 1:50 - 7:24
- Is John a Karen??: 7:50 - 13:02
- Life without a car: 30:44 - 40:30
- No tissues in therapy: 40:30 - 44:57
- Comedians are prophets: 46:35 - 48:08
- Uber nightmare: 1:02:45 - 1:11:23
- "Must be nice"": 1:20:08 - 1:21:45
- How to just be a fan: 1:21:45 - 1:26:11
...and more.
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In Episode 2, John touches on all of society's most important issues.
Topics include:
- Group text pollution
- John's vacation
- World's best restaurant name
- How to properly merge
- The meaning of Net Positive
- Official Sunday Funday rules
- Mini libraries must be stopped
...and more.
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Episode 1 comin' in hot with plenty of stories, laughs, and even some educational value.
Topics include:
- Why John started a podcast @ 4:53 - 8:24
- Meme pages are doing too much @ 18:43 - 23:47
- Recruiting Men @ 28:30 - 29:30
- Giving Keys @ 31:50 - 38:30
- Asking a girl to prom @ 43:44 - 47:55
- Failed Jokes @ 47:58 - 50:13
- Airplane etiquette @ 50:14 - 56:58
- Virtue signaling @ 57:00 - 1:00:33
- Kim Kardashian's work ethic @ 1:00:39 - 1:05:50
...and more.
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Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube.
This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net... It's a positive.
Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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