THE INTERGALACTIC BUTTHOLE: Recent Episodes
Danny Garcia
It's Like Gay Porn! Meaning we should of started this when the Platform was new but now it's over saturated like back muscles of a deliciously planked positioned college boy in?..... You guessed it, Gay Porn. We also hope that through this podcast we could make enough money to give back..... to the college boy with the fatigued core muscles from last Thursday. We were all out of biscuits and somebody needed to be the biscuit
In this episode, Danny and Ernie are talking. That's about it!..... Danny wants to catch the Avian flu so people can stop bothering him for eggs
Merry Christmas! Jesus was born and 300 years later St. Nicholas slapped a man in honor of his bearded master.
The Buttholes are back with a special word of the day. We also wonder if a Pimp could be successful on Sesame street
EP 15.In this episode we talk about Namor and his intentions for attacking the Black israelites of Wakanda. Also, We have a new sponsor. A product that will make any man Happy :)
In This episode, Ernie and Danny stand up for what is right. The downtrodden and delicious. We also welcome a new sponsor: Nubian Meats!
In this Episode, Ernie and Danny reveal their next business venture. A Fighting organization where having ground control means 6 years in prison if you attempt this technique on a stranger in Louisiana
Look! Another one. In this episode We find Lizzo obnoxious and find Prince Andrew to be funny. Oh yeah, We are still stuck in a butthole.
We talk about Lil' Bow Wow's Butthole and Orlando Brown's involvement. Also, She-Hulk: Attorney at law Sucks Ass!
After a minor scuff , The Explorers of Butthole are back. We do a news segment while also taking a dump on Ms. Marvel. The Captain also takes a dump on this EP.
In this Episode we talk about some of the crappy cartoons DIC Entertainment had to offer and also what kept Mr. Bump alive? (hint: Jahizz!) All this and more on this crappy episode. :)
Episode Ocho. Being that we're still stuck in a Butt, We talk about Sonic the hedgehog and what a pervert he is. Also we throw in some Pokemon in hopes of appealing to the japanese crowd. Arigato!!... or something.
In this episode we find comparisons between Vince Mcmahon's recent face and Walter Mercados last face. Also we talk about Vince's recent $3million Poon Smash and How stealing a headstone makes for good orgasms.
In this episode, We talk about reconstructing the butt ring. Also, we explain what happened to the Captain's voice box......... He jerked off a robot with his mouth robot! Ernie tries to stay awake while Danny needs to put his head in the oven. Life has been weird living inside an ass in space.
The fifth episode! In this episode we explore the possibility of Popeye being a meth addict. Also we kind of explore mongolian culture............. That's kind of the extent of this episode.
In this episode known as No.4, Danny talks about his uncivilized parents and a father that would kiss his children with a right hook. We also talk about Lil Wayne and his relationship with Birdman and how their forbidden love led to hit after hit singles. Also we discuss the horrors of being seduced by a living Cabbage Patch Doll1
EP Number 3 . We explore Jared Leto's creepy cult and alleged pedo antics( He also sucked as The Joker) and talk about coffee and why god hates us for it. Remember, God hates us not because not because we force kids from the third world to pick our coffee beans. He hates us for enjoying a drink that came from the africans...... God is racist.
Episode 2 into our Journey through Ass. We discuss Cesar Millan's relationship with Jada Pinkett( We think they fucked), His relationships with dogs( We think he fucks the dogs), and how delicious and tender would a hamburger be if the cow had an extra chromosome during its life. We do this all while having our penises connected through a Chinese finger trap under the under table
We finally have a name for this dumb Podcast. Even though we changed the name immediately after this episode. Join Danny Garcia ( No, not the boxer, not the wreslter or the Rock's ex-wife), His Co-tard Ernie "ErnieBomber" Corral, and the Silence of The Captain as we try not to sound like complete Redacts while talking about jiz smoothies and other stuff. Also this first episode is a few weeks behind so try not to mind the now outdated Will Smith stuff. Jada is a Queef.