CONK! News Weekend: Recent Episodes
CONK! News
The flagship weekend podcast from the CONK! News service at conk.news, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web. Think of this as an audio version of those Sunday morning political shows, except hosted by a bunch of old guys who want you to get off of their lawn. CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters leads the roundtable discussion, featuring CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway (former longtime editor of Hustler Magazine) and a panel of rotating guests. We make fun of liberals, so you don't have to (TM). Available at 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific every Friday. NOTE: This show is also included in the main CONK! News Podcasts feed.
Larry Newman, Don Zorro, Hank Rearden and Tim Conaway invade the joint carte-and-left-wing plot called illegal immigration to talk about what is really going on this side of the border. From ancient Congresspeople to overstuffed bureaucrats, the panel looks for solutions instead of problems, because, well, Joe, Kamala and gang are right in our faces.Fortunately, we are seeing "Zorroisms," the cracks in the shaky facade of of wokesters.
If you're not up to speed on how Government is making business slaves to the criminals, Larry Newman, Don Zorro and Tim Conaway will crank your engines. And they aren't blowing Canadian smoke up your wazoos. And if you're wondering how the Constitution protects you from bad politicians, its called fair and honest elections. As in voting for people who'll take the U.S. out of the UN, and send NATO a "sorry we can't make it to your party" note.
Tim Conaway and Larry Newman break down which branches of government are doing it right and which have fallen off the tree of liberty. We wonder if Barky Obama is hiding out in George Soros' penthouse, and applaud the changing tide as conservatives push back against the underhanded left-wing assault on America.
Conk! News Weekend honors those who have fallen in service to our Country with a full frontal attack on the recent news cycle. Fulfillment Journalist Hank Rearden turns the page on the far left's same tired tactics to indoctrinate our children to undermine our freedom, while Don Zorro pierces the ludicrous attempts to fool us into thinking the conservative way has no future.
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Trump crushes it on CNN - and The Left loses its mind; Comer's committee comes with the goods - and The Mainstream Media simply doesn't care; and, The Climate Change Crowd says Battery Park will be underwater - but does anyone give a f*ck?.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
Join a special edition of The Rearden Report which is doing double duty as the Conk Weekend Edition for May 5-7 in the year of Jordan under the reign of Biden. Hank Rearden invited Jennifer Oliver O'Connell and Don Zorro to bring their life experiences to bear on the Debt Ceiling kerfuffle.
Learn what we as citizens need to do to prepare for and bear the upcoming pain that Washington's elite will bring down on us, while feelling none of that pain themselves.
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Look how fast the Tucker Carlson story died; the libs are trying their best to normalize pedophelia; and Biden wants to "finish the job" - but have you SEEN the job thusfar?!... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news agregator on the web at conk.news
We return after a week off with CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN, and Associate Editor of HotAir.com DAVID STROM. The Continuing Doom and Gloom includes: the mainstream media's complete lack of interest in the Biden family corruption; the whole country is becoming like Portland; and, that electric car of yours probably isn't going to happen.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
For logistical reasons we couldn't do a CONK! NEWS WEEKEND show this week; so instead CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS has posted a special "early edition" of IN THE DARK, on Friday instead of Monday. Jim has on three guests: economist MURRAY SABRIN, on the impending recession; MICHAEL HARRISON, founder and editor of Talkers Magazine, the bible of the talk radio industry; and political / science writer JAZZ SHAW from HotAir.com.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and JENNIFER OLIVER-O'CONNELL. Topics include: conservatives lose in both Wisconsin and Chicago; JFK's nephew files to run for President; and, if we don't support EVERY SINGLE THING the libs want, then we're transphobes... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN, Topics include: More hoax crap: has any transgender person been legitimately attacked anywhere?? Plus: Even Cindy Adams thinks the country is going to hell. And: Some Viking took a massive dump 1,000 years ago - and now you can see it!... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY.. Topics include: Biden's poll numbers plummet; yet another climate report says we're doomed; and isn't "communist lawyers" an oxymoron?.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
With this show CONK! News marks two years online! CONK!'s Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO in-studio; and Contributors JENNIFER OLIVER O'CONNELL, LARRY NEWMAN, MURRAY SABRIN and Jim's 98-year-old mother via remote. We discuss what's gone wrong over the last ywo years. It's a big crowd.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN (and HANK REARDEN makes an appearance, too). Topics include... oh f**k the topics, everyone in Washington is lying to us all the time - will nothing make them stop?... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
The three Js - Jennifer Oliver O'Connell, Jennifer Kabbany, and Jazz Shaw - join fill-in host Tim Conaway to solve the student loan problem, open the government's secrets, and keep the internet free -- speachwise, that is. There's lots of talk of Orwellianism, so listen in, Big Brother.
You're lucky you have this.... Giant blizzard in Minneapolis almost kept us from coming in. But we're here, and like Pete Buttigieg, we're proud - and need a personal day. JIM PETERS and DON ZORRO in studio are joined by TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN via remote on The Horn. Tim Conaway is running for president; Mrs. Zorro has a birthday; and Hank is tired of it all.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN, and HotAir,com writer JAZZ SHAW. Topics include: Are the Chinese really planning to nuke us?; plus, Are we shooting at real alien spacecraft?; and, Is there much difference between George Santos and Elizabeth Warren?... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributor (and presidential candidate!) TIM CONAWAY and editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include:Biden does not care how many people are watching - he's still lyin'; college administrators will cancel conservatives over anything; and Fauci officially admits the vaccines didn't work. Welcome to America, everybody!... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by DON ZORRO in-studio and by TIM CONAWAY from his home in Minnesota, still convalescing after foot surgery. Topics include: Hunter Biden finally admits the laptops are his; Buzzfeed replaces snowflake reporters with ChatGPT AI; and f**k Davos, we're not eating bugs... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Adam Schiff wants to replace 89-year-old senator Dianne Feinstein, and her brain; Kristi Noem's cellphone gets hacked - but it's "just an accident"; and Microsoft invests in ChatGPT - what could possibly go wrong? Plus, Mr. Zorro reads a commercial - try not to laugh.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
Host JIM PETERS is joined by "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: now Matt Gaetz thinks the Dems are throwing Biden under the bus, too. And: how "single woke females" are reshaping the US electorate. Plus: ChatGPT can fool one-third of the scientists all of the time.... Produced by CONK! News, the bext conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY, and JENNIFER KABBANY, editor of TheCollegeFix.com. Now where did we put those files again?... Oh right - in the garage! Plus, gays are trying to separate the T from the LGB. And, maybe Klaus Schwab looks like a Bond villian because he is one.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
In this installement of CONK! News Weekend, CONK! News Contributor TIM CONAWAY formally announces his run for the presidency in 2024, on his own "No Party" ticket. Plus, the House can't get its sh*t together. And, author Paul Ehrlich has never been right with a prediction, like ever - but that doesn't stop him from tryhing again.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO, LARRY NEWMAN and JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: How do you make people not strike?; how do you get ahead in the movie business?; and, does "Shark Week" lacks diversity?... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: Sam Bankman-Fried really f*ked up FTX; more bulsht for Elon Musk at Twitter; and why is BIllie Eilish on The Federalist??.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN talk with CONK! News Contributors JENNIFER OLIVER O'CONNELL and MURRY SABRIN, and Jim's 98-year-old mother, about what they're thankful for - and in the process get educated on politics (from O'Connell) and economics (from Sabrin) - and, get a mouthful on the Nazis from Mom.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
THIS IS NOT A NEW SHOW! Couldn't get anyone to show up today - so f**k all those people.... This is a rerun of the Weekend episode from November 4-6, two weeks ago. Already heard this? Try THE REARDEN REPORT from this last Wednesday - Hank and Tim burn up a good ten minutes talking about how sucky winter is here in Minneapolis. Fun for the entire family!... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
JIM PETERS from "In The Dark" and HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY from "The Rearden Report" combine forces for this blow-out election special edition. They welcome CONK! News Contributors LARRY NEWMAN, JENNIFER OLIVER O'CONNELL and DR. MURRAY SABRIN. A good time was had by all (or as good a time as possible, under the circumstances...). Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
For our pre-election edition, JIM PETERS is joined by original gangstas HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO, and JENNIFER KABBANY from TheCollegeFix.com. Topics include: Biden's "dramatic" speech - which nobody watched; SCOTUS hears arguments on affirmative action - i.e., actual "systemic racism"; and the FBI moves to seal the records on the murder of Seth Rich for 66 years. Plus the old codgers give their predictions on next week's elections.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
Well, all the spooks in the Biden administration have succeeded in scaring the crap out of us.... The usual corpses discuss Fetterman going to hell, leftstream media going to hell, and Biden talking to a man dressed as a woman - and that's not his Halloween costume.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: all the candidates that don't want the president campaigning for them; MSNBC doesn't like white people; and trans men can get abortions???.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: nobody at the Today Show knows anything; Alex Jones gets fined $1 billion for saying sht; and why progressives are trying to normalize obesity (um, have you seen* them??!...). Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, HANK REARDEN and editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include John Fetterman's big fat lazy a; Biden goes to the beach house - but nobody's home; and try as they might, CNN still can't get over Trump.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
Ubiquitous pundit DAVID STROM joins the usual suspects for a freewheeling discussion on the state of the upcoming midterms. Plus, Hurricane Ian is proof of climate change (NOT!). And, why are so many Democratic candidates such losers?... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Ilhan Omar's minions rip off the government to the tune of $250 million; New York AG Letitia James sues Trump - but it's a civil lawsuit; and we're in an "Orwellian" war for the "soul of our nation" - whatever that means. Plus, Conaway smokes unfiltered Camels while behind a giant desk with no pants on - not to be missed!
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, HANK REARDEN and JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Men can get pregnant - and don't you f**king forget it; the Biden admin gets sued for colluding with Big Tech; and both Conaway and Rearden thinks NASA should just give up.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: the Queen is dead; the Democrats are dying; and AOC is oh-so-sexy! Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS returns from the Covid and welcomes old-timers HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: everybody's lying; all the kids are officially stupid; and the government now controls your thermostat. Plus, LARRY NEWMAN calls in from the moon; and we find out exactly what Don thinks of jazz bass players.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news.
Could be we just broke the woke. Our esteemed Panelist solve the dangerous student debt forgiveness program, economic down-spiral, and American manufacturing crisis by re-introducing real world experience and relationships built on character.
Joining CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS are CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Ilhan Omar almost losing her primary; the possible unconstitutionality of the lawsuit against Alex Jones; and are the Dems completely out of their minds raiding Trump's house? You be the judge! Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO, and TheCollegeFix.com Editor-in-Chief JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: the Tuesday primary results; your lying media at work; and the Dems' mid-term chances. Also, Don reads a commercial with a mouth full of donuts - something Margaret Brennan refuses to do.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web at conk.news
Back for another Weekend show after missing the previous two. CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include the Recession That Shall Not Be Named; a new political party is created (much to Conaway's delight); and "The View" has to apologize THREE TIMES - and still can't get it right.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web at conk.news
THIS IS NOT A NEW SHOW! It's the repeat of our Cinco de Mayo episode from May 5th. We had too many people gone for summer vacation, so this is a long-planned week off. In this installment CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO, and from San Diego JENNIFER KABBANY, the editor of TheCollegeFix.com
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO, TIM CONAWAY and beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN. Today's "Participation Trophy" is the 1986 Bette Midler Singing Doll - still musty, inside its original box; battery is now dead, but in its time it sang "Wind Beneath My Wings" really well. Also: WTF is Liz Cheney's problem, anyway? And: the panel imagines the show dubbed into various foreign languages. Fun for the entire family!... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web at conk.news
For the long weekend of our nation's birthday, CONK! News Editor-in-chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: more J6 bullsh*t; the military recruitment crisis; and Hank Reardon's theory on Hunter Biden's laptop - that it's a cry for help.... Produced by the best conservative news aggregator on the web, at conk.news
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO.Topics include: breaking SCOTUS decision on New York gun laws; U.S. Navy teaches members how to use "proper pronouns"; and the CDC is now warning us not to "kiss or snuggle" chickens or ducks. Seriously.
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and JENNIFER KABBANY for this special LIVE weekend episode. Market's down, inflation's up, mortgage rates skyrocketing. Things are so bad it's almost like they're trying to do it. Jim floats a question many others are wondering: Maybe Joe isn't stupid; maybe he's a sociopath....
Today we became aware of the fact that our flagship CONK! News Weekend podcast from last weekend, June 10-12, didn't post anywhere, at all. It is completely absent from all of our podcast feeds - even though we did record it and upload it. So to make up for this we are posting it again today. CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN.
Our whole panel crapped out on us today.... So this is a repeat of our Weekend show from two weeks ago, from May 20-23. Listen and weep....
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. They spend the first twenty minutes shooting the sh*t, then get down to talking about the news: 18-year-olds shouldn't be adults at all; Jimmy Carter's notoriously bad judgment; and Ricky Gervais hilariously offends everybody.
The internet is down in our newsroom.... and we still manage to do a show. CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: "Liberal; Personality Disorder"; ignoring the DNA of America; and WTF is up with the baby formula???
It's your alternative Sunday show! CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, DON ZORRO and ERIN WALTER. Topics include:Joe Biden yelling at the union guys to get off his lawn; Don Zorro yelling at the "Latinx" crowd to get off his lawn; and Rand Paul yelling at the government to get off his lawn.
In honor of our Puerto Rican panelist DON ZORRO - our version of Geraldo Rivera - we did this special Cinco de Mayo episode live on BlogTalkRadio! Also along for the Hispanic ride are three of the whitest guys you'll ever meet - like we're talking pasty-white, plaster-of-paris, please-don't-wear-shorts white - JIM PETERS, HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY; and a really cool white chick (who does look great in shorts), JENNIFER KABBANY. And ALICIA POWE called in to promo her latest "Powe Report", an exclusive interview with Dr. Vladimir Zelenko, which runs this weekend on conk.news
Joining CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS for our flagship weekend podcast are "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO. Topics include: Just 772 Days to Slow the Spread!; the Dems make plans for the "Disinformation Governance Board"; and remember, it takes a f**king village - they aren't your kids....
Joining Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS are "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include gays and lesbians turning on the transgenders; why the f*ck is the Johnny Depp trial on TV?; and the crazy people who just can't let the masks go.
Joining Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS are CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO; from Joplin, Missouri, bail bondsman LARRY NEWMAN; and from San Diego, JENNIFER KABBANY, editor of TheCollegeFix.com. Topics include: term limits, and Dianne Feinstein's cognitive decline; Elon Musk's plan to take Twitter private; and the new inflatable "Space Lounge" (which Don is rushing to book for his next party....).
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO, and from San Diego, the Editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: the new "Jen Psaki MSNBC Action Figures"; Obama's dissing of Biden at the White House; and the most exotic places the panel has ever been (Jen won).
TIM CONAWAY hosts, with HANK REARDEN and DON ZORRO in the studio, and JIM PETERS at an undisclosed remote location. What we learned: if anyone is the fool here, it's the people who voted for Biden. Oh, and Jim is a mouth-breather....
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and ZORRO, and Missouri bail-bonds attorney LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: coverage of The War; Twitter cancelling everyone; and someone calling AOC "an Hispanic version of Tammy Faye Baker"....
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY, and the Editor-in-Chief of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Putin's end game (if he has one); your lying government in action; and everyone on campus cancelling everyone.
Joining CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS are News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, ZORRO, DAN GATES and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include The War; The Big Bag of Money that comes with every house; and the U.K.'s National Vagina Museum (seriously, there is such a thing).
It's the 50th weekly episode of our flagship podcast - and in a whole year, we haven't missed a single one. Joining CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS for this very special live show on BlogTalkRadio are CONK! News Contributors ZORRO, and DAN GATES. And HANK REARDEN calls in from the People's Republic of California. And TIM CONAWAY calls in from the dentist (without mumbling!). And a whole bunch of other people associated with this show call in, too, and tell us why we're their favorite get-off-my-lawn old perverts....
ALICIA POWE from The Gateway Pundit joins the usual suspects today from Washington, DC. Topics include: Putin; Putin; and the fact that it's actually all Trump's fault....
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY, and Editor-in-Chief of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include Hillarygate; The Assh*le That is Trudeau; and "The Wet Finger Making The Sizzle Sound When Touched To The Leg"....
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and ZORRO, and Missouri attorney LARRY NEWMAN.
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN, CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and ZORRO, and JENNIFER KABBANY from TheCollegeFix.com. The World Cup decided to play a qualifying match in Minneapolis this week; temperature at game time: -2 below. You've never seen so many clothes on soccer players in your entire life. Hank calls it "legal cheating".
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and ZORRO. Topics include everyone still being afraid of covid; Neil Young daring Spotify to remove his music (and they did); and that one guy who insists on driving slow in the left lane....
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDON, and News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and ZORRO. Topics include the President's Wednesday news conference, NPR doubling-down on their "Supreme Court duel"; and the Christmas carol "Jingle Bells" being racist.
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDON and Editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. We actually break some news here: During the show Jennifer reports in real time that the Supreme Court struck down Biden's vaccine mandate for private businesses. Also discussed: Bob Saget, Oprah Winfrey and Joe BIden's constant shouting.
The Democrats simply will not let Januarty 6th go. CONK!'s "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDON, News Contributor TIM CONAWAY and Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS discuss this, the now-evident stupidity of Covid restrictions and the laziness of the mainstream media - while Tim explains why Antifa probably doesn't have a "riot manual". Don't miss the fun!
Hank Reardon is not on the panel this week because he might be home with Covid. So CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters and "original gangsta" Contributor Tim Conaway go it alone. An analysis of the sh*tty past year, and predictions for the coming one. Time to get your groove back, everybody.
Joe is making his list... on the teleprompter... in giant letters... so he can see them.... This is one of our famous "combo" episodes: an archive of our Happy Hour from Wednesday on BlogTalkRadio which doubles as our CONK! Weekend podcast. Mama Peters calls in to talk about Jesus; President Putin calls in from Russia (guess what? he wants the Ukraine for Christmas....); and Hank calls in remote while lighting his plastic Christmas tree on fire. Meanwhile, Jim, Tim and Z drink the nog and eat the cake. Merry Christmas, everyone!
CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by TIM CONAWAY and ZORRO. They welcome Editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY, who talks about a student reporter in Maryland who gets cancelled for spelling someone's name wrong; and Gateway Pundit reporter ALICIA POWE from DC, who talks about a rash of UFO sightings. And Tim considers plumping up his lips....
CONK! Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDON, News Contributor TIM CONAWAY, and ZORRO! Topics include Hiliary reading her "acceptance speech - out loud; the current refusal of immigrants to melt into The Melting Pot; and an interview with Jim's 97-year-old mother on the joys of living under communism.
CONK! Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS and "original gangsta" News Contributor TIM CONAWAY hold down the fort alone this week. Topics include: Biden's visit to Minneapolis (EVERYONE in the audience was a PLANT!); the demise of the American news business; the beauty of the U.S. Constitution; and why management will only allow us to discuss certain genitalia.
This is an archive of our inaugural live call-in show on BlogTalkRadio, CONK! HAPPY HOUR!, which will run every Wednesday at 5 PM Eastern / 4 PM Central. CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor ZORRO, with Tim Conaway and President Vladamir Putin of Russia calling in. Topics include The Shroud of Turin; different ways to kill people; the shingles virus; and what we're thankful for (yes, very uplifting, we know....).
CONK! Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by the usual suspects, "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDON and "Original Gangsta" news contributor TIM CONAWAY. Topics include the President's birthday; refusing to stand for "The Black National Anthem"; using extraterrestrials as an excuse to start the "one-world government"; and the concept of "winter vagina" (which is why all five of our female listeners tuned out....).
Democrats lose their shirt - and then they lose their sh*t. Even after all of this, some of them still think the public wants to defund the police. And Sloppy Joe actually believes it would have went better if they had passed the $5 trillion boondoggle. What's wrong with these people?
It's our (now) famous Halloween show! Hank Reardon dresses up as "The Ugly Tree" (that Rachel Levine won't touch); Zorro dresses up as a transgendered lesbian; Tim Conaway dresses up as "Scotty McBinary"; and Jennifer Kabbany is in all black because she's, um... a virus. You might want to listen to this....
Joining CONK! Editor-in-chief Jim Peters, "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and "OG" CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway this week is Dallas attorney KEN GOOD. Topics include Jen Psaki's wardrobe, the polls that run only in Bernie Sanders' head, and the fact that Conaway used to edit something called "The Ass**** of the Week." Fun for the entire family! (Seriously, no - you don't want your kids to get even close to this....)
The internet is down at the CONK! office. No remote panelist; no Hank Reardon from "up north"; no show notes.... No phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury. Yet CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters and "Original Gangsta" Contributor Tim Conaway manage to talk for an hour anyway. Mostly about a Jeff Bezos rocket with a big CONK! logo on the side of it. And the gender fluidity of hamburger buns....
CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway. Tim wonders if the Chinese economy is cratering. Hank wonders where the hell Dr. Jill and Kamala are hiding..
CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributors Tim Conaway and Zorro. Topics include $3.5 trillion costing nothing, the Maricopa County vote audit, and the fact that both Conaway and Zorro want to go up into space....
This week host Jim Peters is joined by CONK! "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon, CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway and JENNIFER KABBANY, editor of TheCollegeFix.com. Jim maintains that the real reason the Gabby Petito story made the news wasn't because she was white but rather because she was hot. Jennifer expounds on the fact that conservative women are just generally hotter than liberal women. The panel agrees.
CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributors Tim Conaway and Zorro. Topics discussed include the California recall election, the piling on of even more Covid bullsh*t, and the cratering of cable news ratings. And someone refers to VP Harris as "Miss Fire Crotch"- we can't tell who....
The editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY, joins us via remote for the whole hour. On the panel's mind this week: How can the BIden government f*ck up so many things and still expect us to trust them?
This week we welcome our newest CONK! News Contributor, ZORRO. And if you don't watch it, he will go all Puerto Rican on your ass.... The boys talk about Afghanistan, the pandemic that never ends, and an ashtray that has a vagina - literally.
Jim Peters in joined by the usual suspects, Hank Reardon and Tim Conaway, to discuss Afghanistan, Larry Elder, mask mandates and Andrew Cuomo's dog.
Investigative journalist and CONK! News Contributor ALICIA POWE joins the guys from DC to report on Mike Lindell's cyber symposium; Hank Reardon comes up with an actual reason to praise Hunter Biden; and Tim Conaway dances on the "radio" yet again (it's not pretty).
Because Jim is going on vacation, Jennifer Kabbany from TheCollegeFix.com joins Jim, Hank and Tim for the big weekend show a day early, where they discuss Cuomo, the BIg Racist Rock on campus and the Norwegian Riviera, among other things.
Fun in Biden's summer sun! CONK!'s "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and Original Gangsta News Contributor Tim Conaway shoot the sht with CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters about Biden's bad judgment, Rick Astley, and the fact your kids are gonna be wearing masks in school forever*....
Investigative journalist ALICIA POWE joins the panel from Washington DC, to discuss the hundreds of people still being held without trial for the January 6th Capital riot. The guys discuss the follies of climate change, and Tim Conaway references his recent blog post on the subject, "Fire Age". And "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon calls Canadian PM Justin Trudeau a prick.
Too much news this week, and not enough time.... Hank Reardon and Tim Conaway join Jim Peters to talk about artificial intelligence, vaccinated Democrats getting infected (you can't make this sh*t up) and what passes for shoplifting in Canada. (Hint: don't forget the bear spray!)
For our weekend show, Jim Peters, Hank Reardon and Tim Conaway discuss stupid Bidenonmics, "Critical Race Theater", and the For the People's Act - which Conaway has actually read, start to finish, so you don't have to....
Erin Hahn joins CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters, "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway in a free-wheeling discussion of this week's news, including China's 100-year plan, Facebook's aim to protect everyone from everything, and the fact that French food is now racist.
It's our big blowout July 4th show! CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by our own "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor and Original Gangsta Tim Conaway to discuss the NYC mayoral race, the 100th anniversary of the CCP, and how Bruce Willis ultimately saves the world.
This week on the big blowout weekend show: the guys discuss climate change, Britney Spears, the late John McAfee and Hitler; Vladimir Putin calls in from Russia; and an excerpt from Jim's interview with author John Zada. Plus, Tim Conaway dances with sunscreen on (run for your lives).
For our weekend extravaganza, Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway and our "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon. They discuss Biden's stupid list, NASA going woke, and 62-year-old Madonna reinventing herself yet again. And of course, UFOs.
For our big blowout weekend show, our editor Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway to discuss lack of trust in the media, lack of trust in the government, and the fact that stiletto Crocs are actually a real thing.
In this edition of our big blowout weekend show, CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters and "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon address the elephant in the room that the liberal media won't touch: Our President says racist sh*t...
CONK!'s "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon joins our Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters for our Memorial Day weekend review. They discuss Bernie behaving like Van Halen, Facebook behaving like bad parents and Ann Coulter behaving like Ann Coulter....
CONK!'s "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon is on assignment this week, so joining CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters in the studio is former Executive Editor of Hustler Magazine, Tim Conaway. Tim and Jim discuss this week's news, the perils of Big Government and the physical beauty of David Muir.
It's The 70s all over again! In our weekend roundup, CONK! "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon joins our Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters to discuss the sh*tshow that is the Biden presidency after only 100 days. Hank makes sure to save all his receipts for seven years....
It's our big blowout weekend show! "Fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon joins CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters for a round-robin on this week's news, including: Can Sleepy Joe remain cogent for more than 15 minutes? And: Does it matter what Liz Cheney says if she votes right?
In our enhanced weekend show, CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters and CONK!'s "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon discuss Biden's Wednesday night speech, how the Chinese are going to own our butts and what it really means to be an American.
Jim's weekend partner, CONK! "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon, couldn't make it this week; so we are re-running our first CONK! Interview, with former Executive Editor of Hustler Magazine Tim Conaway, on the life of Larry Flynt, who died in February.
Our conclusions after 40 minutes: Biden's a fool, the UFOs are here and The Pope is full of it.
For our big blowout weekend show, CONK! News Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters and CONK!'s "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon discuss Sloppy Joe's Sh*t-Show, Hunter Biden's new book and the passing of Prince Philip, among other things. And almost no mention of UFOs this time.
It's our big blowout weekly show! CONK! Editor Jim Peters and "fulfillment journalist", staff writer Hank Reardon discuss the gigantico infrastructure bill, and don't discuss George Floyd. And Hank forgot to call the contractor to get the carpet fixed on the stairs into Air Force One....
It's our big blowout weekly show! CONK! Editor Jim Peters and "fulfillment journalist", staff writer Hank Reardon discuss Biden's Thursday press conference, the current state of cancel culture and how UFO disclosure is an analogy for The Deep State. Hank has a list, and is taking names....
The premiere of our flagship weekend blowout show. Think of it as an audio version of your Sunday paper. CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters leads the roundtable discussion of the news of the week. Featuring CONK! "fulfillment journalist", staff writer Hank Reardon.