Hear me out... this is a weekly podcast hosted by Juan and Kevin, two young men suffering from a quarter-life crisis. They couldn't afford therapy, so they decided to buy microphones and share their unfiltered takes with the world.
Hear me out... adults are part of the problem. Becoming older made us realize that adults are terrible people. Join us as we discuss joining the adult force, making plans with friends, soaking, and building our careers. Let us know what you think and what we should talk about next!
Hear me out... dating apps shouldn't be real! Join us as we talk about One Piece live action, live action remakes, making friends at the club, and Tinder. Let us know what we should talk about next!
Hear me out... telling the truth will ruin your friendships. In this episode we tackle subjects like saving your family vs your friends, having children in your early 20s, getting married, and the Dillon Danis Jack Paul beef. Let us know what you think and what we should talk about next!
Hear me out... after a year of podcasting we have to be famous by now right? Happy Anniversary to HMO the Podcast. Thank you to all of our listeners and let's do even better for year two! Join us as we discuss our podcast journey this past year, figuring out life, our social queues, and other random topics.
Hear me out... natural selection ain't doing it's job! Join us as we talk about the Alabama Riverboat Brawl, the Tory Lanez Megan Stallion Case, and random topics like table etiquette. Let us know what we should talk about next!
Hear me out... aliens aren't real! That alien talk going around is fake news. Join us we talk about aliens being discovered, the somalian sprinter, and competitions we would be best at! Let us know what we should talk about next!
Hear me out... we can't keep getting out hustled. People like Pinkydoll and other TikTok creators are making money with NPC character content. Join us as we talk about weird money-making tactics, Elon Musk rebranding Twitter to X, Ariana Grande getting divorced, and the writers' strike! Let us know what we should talk about next!
Hear me out... Keke palmer did no wrong! Happy Late 4th of July! Did you hear about the Keke Palmer situation? Should Jonah Hill be cancelled? Are firework shows trash? Is the beach better than a lake? We touch these topics and more!
Hear me out... there isn't anything that's SUPPOSED to happen to you. Welcome back to another episode, we are back in Spiderman cosplays let us know how goofy we look. Did you hear about the Oceangate submarine? Would you have a secret identity as a superhero? Do you think canon events are a thing? What spiderman would you be? We tackle these topics and more!
Hear me out... Canada is not a real place. Did you get hit by that crazy smog? Join us as we talk about our experience with the Canadian wildfires, jury duty, affirmative action, and pride month. How did you deal with the smog? Have you ever had to do jury duty? Did you see the guy that's suing Harvard after getting rejected? Happy pride month to all of our LGBTQ+ friends!
Hear me out... you aren't the ugly boyfriend. It's crazy to see these beautiful people with someone that is overall worse than you. Join us as we touch on topics like reality TV, gameshows, ways people introduce you, and Memorial Day weekend stories. What gameshow would you like to participate in? Have you seen temptation Island? Any crazy Memorial Day weekend stories?
Hear me out... weddings are a cash grab. Join us as we touch topics like eloping, small vs big weddings, surviving in the wilderness, and college also being a scam. How would you plan a wedding? Did you finish college? How long would you survive in the wild?
Hear me out... is the human race evil? Join us on this episode as we talk about immigration laws in Florida, financial stability for everyone, and to lighten the mood planning a club night for the first time. Did you hear about the new laws? Have you had a positive experience clubbing? Why can't the US just print more money?
Hear me out... people gotta do better handling representation in media. What do you think about the Lilo and Stitch casting? Do you care when a character is race bent? Should actors playing Hispanic characters know how to speak Spanish? Did you enjoy the new Mario movie? We answer these questions and more, sit back throw on some headphones and enjoy!
Hear me out... sometimes bringing your toddler to public places is irresponsible. Join us as we discuss topics like traveling with babies, experiences going to conventions, not knowing how to buy health insurance, and more!
Hear me out... i dont think long relationships mean youre good at love. Buckle up for this roller coaster of topics from the fall of the patriarchy, to getting hit on at a korean barbeque. Do you ever take peaks? Does the world revolve around you?Sorry for the hard cuts, audio died.
Hear me out... if you don't get your bread, you're toast. The boys tackle the hard-hitting topics in this one.... is Juan unloveable? Does Kevin have a few screws loose? Join us after our mini hiatus and catch up to the mayhem of our lives.
Hear me out... nobody is prepared to be an EMT. Join us and our newest guest Luis as he shares his experiences as an EMT, joining a fraternity, and connecting with his indigenous roots. Do you have a weak stomach to gore? Do you think you would faint watching a birth? Do you want to or plan on joining a fraternity/sorority? Do you like learning about your people's history? Join us as we discuss these topics and more in this episode and let us know what we should talk about next!
Hear me out... There's no way Pete Davidson is real. Join us as we talk about how many attractive people exist, getting a relationship perspective from someone in a relationship and someone who is single, and more modern dating stories. How many people do you think you've seen in your life up until now? Are you a charismatic person? Do you think anyone can be out of your league? Listen to us touch on these topics and more in this episode, and let us know what we should talk about next!
Hear me out... There are no more movie stars. Join us as we talk about the evolution of social media, internet perspectives from different age groups and micro celebrities taking over the industry. Do you consider social media influencers celebrities? Do your parents keep up with pop culture? Are you happy with the Oscar results? Put on some headphones, sit back an enjoy! Tell a friend about us and let us know what we should talk about next.
Hear me out... family really knows how to piss you off sometimes. Join us as we discuss family dynamics, haters, and our recent week away from recording. Will any accomplishment satisfy the haters? Do your parents treat you differently when you move out? At what age are you considered old at the park? Dive into the discussion with us and let us know your thoughts on the topics!
Hear me out... next time you post a bad picture of me, we're fighting. Join us as we talk about bad social media posts, The Last of US, horror movies, and some upcoming changes to our setup! Would you survive the apocalypse? How would you handle a dystopian society? Are horror movies mid? Let us know what you think and what we should talk about next!
Hear me out... relationships aren't even all that. Join us as we dive into the realm of relationships, valentine's day, and what makes people not want to date you. We also talk about the dating scene and what it's like trying to pursue a relationship in the digital world. Are relationships really worth it? Is right person, wrong time real?
Hear me out... are curse words gender neutral. Join in as we share our love for Ice Spice, as well as topics such as cows vs humans, women in male dominant spaces, and sharing family/friend reactions to our podcast. Ended it off with our first Q&A, thank you for your questions but let's get some funnier ones next time :). Tell a friend to tell a friend and let us know what we should talk about next!
Hear me out... MrBeast didn't need to cure blindness. We discuss MrBeast's latest videos and controversies surrounding his and others' "wholesome" content. We touch on other topics such as teenagers fighting teachers, gym perverts, and recording people in public. Can you be friends with people you are attracted to without it being weird?
Hear me out... we are not the main characters. Join us in our talk with our guest and collaborator, definitely.miguel as we discuss his travels across the United States, almost saving a man's life, and the trials and tribulations of employment. Lots of good stories on this one, might learn something! Oh, and we are team @shakira
Hear me out… we fake rich. Join us as we talk about the recent TikTok success and all the things that come with it. Learn about our deepest insecurities and how we navigate the world.
Hear me out... are new year's resolutions a good thing or a bad thing? We discuss hosting parties, celebrating birthdays as an adult, our resolutions for 2023, leftover stories from the holidays, and we finally get to exchange gifts from our secret santa.
Hear me out... Christmas is not hitting like it used to. We tackled gift giving, visiting family during the holidays, and weird situations between partners and their family. Did you get to watch Wednesday in December? We talk about Jenna Ortega, liking people that might look younger than they are, and age gaps in relationships in this podcast, let us know how you feel!
Hear me out... we underestimated how hard vacations are on friend groups. Should we let everyone know where we're going? Should we spend the whole trip together? We tackled our true abandoments issues on this podcast, let us know how you feel!
Hear me out... the hiatus is over. Did you miss us? Come join as we talk about where we have been the past few weeks, and hear us out on this upcoming holiday season. Side note: Jeans suck!
hear me out… don’t let us touch money, cause we changing. Join us for World Cup talks, and how the influencer lifestyle will deteriorate our brand! Watch us argue live!
Hear me out… forget the journey, it’s all about the destination. Today we find out why we are the way we are through our deep dive of astrology, and finally learn why we hate making plans.
Hear me out… is no nut november really worth it? Join us for this rollercoaster of stories, like how we discovered ourselves and how much we hate the outdoors.
Hear me out... we finally got a woman on the podcast to talk some sense into us. Join in as we discuss the intricacies of the dating world, terrible drinking stories, and dive deeper and deeper into the HMO lore.
Hear me out… is Halloween the most mid holiday? We discuss Halloween stories, having kids, our love languages, and touching on celebrity controversies. The costumes are a nice plus!
Hear me out… what’s the deal with left-handed people? Dive into the world of Korean barbecue, BTS’s deployment, horrible MVC stories, and the death of cartoon network.
Hear me out… our friendship is getting pushed to its limits. We discuss our week post-move and post-comic con convention, touching on personal hygiene and relationships!
hear me out… join us as we discover spirituality with our second guest Opotheboat. We tackle the world’s take on cuisine and sibling love.
Hear me out... join in on this conversation about art and the artists. What keeps us going and when will we quit?
hear me out… join us with our guest to discuss relationships, fast food services, and the intricacies of childhood media!
Hear me out... lying aint even all that bad, who gonna stop us? Dive into the world of customer service, truth telling, and current events.
Hear me out…. is gambling really that bad? Join us as we sit down with our hosts and dissect their worst vices. Will Kevin become a better driver? Will Juan learn to use his inside voice?
Hear me out... why do landlords exist? The world would be a better place without them. Take a dive as we share tragic neighborhood stories and more!
Hear me out… the film industry is dying. Hear us talk about a number of movies, shows, and everything film related… we might even give you some dating tips.
Hear me out...... we tackle some pretty heavy topics in this one, from haircuts, to religion, to the scary IRS, we too do not know how we got there. Strap in and get ready for a ride, we know the final destination, but the road there has some loops!
Hear me out... the world is ending, we might have to step in. Hear us talk about losing our culture, paper straws, ugly babies, and the occasional celebrity roast.