Three Jews Walk Into A Podcast…: Recent Episodes
Eli Sandhaus
Yonatan Klecky is one of Eli's oldest partners-in-crime. He's married (sorry ladies) and teaches for a living. He knows a lot about a lot.
Topics:
Eli hates kids
Yonatan's Story
Taste Of Home!
Yeshiva Hock
Eli sold his voice box for money and has OnlyFans
The Florida Project Casting Story
Yitzy's Reverse Advertising = Blackmail
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp
Yonatan is old and trolls little kids
Insults that are too good to get angry
Are Jews white?
Why are kids so mean?
Yitzy's Super Awesome Movie Title + Plot
Blackface is not ok
When actors enjoy their roles a little TOO much
That time Eli played a Nazi... But hey, it totally makes sense for a Jew to play a Nazi, in a weird, twisted way...
What is a good Nazi?
Dovi saw this guy at Shacharis- T4- and that's really the whole story.
Growing Beards During Sefirah
Music during Sefirah
Yonatan & Eli were weird kids
Guys talking about girls vs Girls talking about guys
"This is why we don't deserve geulah." -Yonatan
Mesivta of Waterbury
Tatty My King: Rabbi Kalish = Tatty?!
The Holy Ghostbusters
"Great times with the hate crimes." -Yitzy
Gnosticism & Shabbatai Tzvi
Eli debated a professor of philosophy
The story of Shabbatai Tzvi and Nathan of Gaza
What is Gnosticism?
Klecky the Kabbalist
Yonatan the Historian
Who believed Shabbatai Tzvi?
Jacob Frank: The "reincarnation" Shabbatai Tzvi
My Unorthodox Life
"The Rambam had zero chill." - Yonatan
Burning Chaim Walder's books
The death of the author?
Learning from bad people?
Fake Ghost Stories
Can you take the good from the bad?
The greatest roast of all time
Keeping Up With The Soloveitchiks
Family Feud: Soloveitchiks vs Kanievskys vs Kardashians
Yitzy makes a boomer joke.
Rights and movements
Yonatan's Old School Dad
Who's in charge: Us or the Internet?
Charles in Charge: Real or Yitzy's fever dream?
Mindcrushers are lame.
When did you lose your ability to dream like a child?
David Goggins
The moment Eli lost his childhood
What's the punchline of the podcast?
Chabad House Air Freshener
Compliments or Criticism?
Sports tap into tribalism
Getting kicked out of high school
Shemtov's on Saturday night
Embracing your inner Ashki
The Protocols of the Youth of Zion
Recommendations
The definition of T4
Our very first solo episode. Three schnooks walk into a podcast... the punchline is that people listen to it.
Send in your "Asking for a friend..."!
Topics:
Reverse Kiruv?
Aspen Tissues vs Kleenex Tissues
Trying to learn too much from our Rabbis
The Twilight Zone: Heaven or Hell?
Why did Hashem (G-d) makes us prefer hard work over handouts?
Jeff Bezos vs Donald Trump
Don't forget to like and subscribe? 🤮
Would you take $100 million and never work again in your life?
Young millionaires
Why is reality the way it is?
"Life is about spending money." -Yitzy Warren
Advertising vs Product Value
Ringer on = Read it aloud
Nice denim jacket, Yitzy...
Dovi gets teased by Hershey's chocolate
Peeing in the shower: Morally, ethically, spiritually correct?
Asparagus Pee
Bathrooms in Yeshiva
SNL Spelling Bee
What's your favorite color and how long does humanity have until we merge with technology?
"There's no such thing as a robotic heart." -Dovi Bloom
The last of the Cry Babies
Plastic surgery and body dysmorphia
"Kids are getting older." - Eli Sandhaus
Kids swearing and smoking
Getting peer pressured into smoking your first cigarette
Vaping vs Cigarettes
Looking cool while smoking crystal meth. JK.
Coming up with cool phone names
Yitzy's Political Slogan: "Warren's the name. Corruption's the game."
Eli's third nipple?
One time, in band camp...
Eli doesn't like drinking
Dovi goes to baseball games and watches other baseball games on his phone. SMH.
Nipples grow back. Don't ask...
Yitzy's dark comedy
The Golden Rule: "Jokes can be as offensive as they are funny."
Standup Comedy offers instant feedback
Callbacks, Bits, and Chunks
Masterclass on Standup Comedy
Practice yields appreciation
The funniest guy we've ever met
AGT
Eli is too analytical
What the heck is a chunk? A meta-bit?
You know sesame seeds? What the heck is a sesame?
Jerry Seinfeld's Methodology
K-9 = Canine and Ped Xing 🤯
How many wheels does a wheelbarrow have?
That broken wheel on the shopping cart
Dovi's revolutionary idea for changing tires
Dovi's always right
Asking for a friend...
Recommendations
threejews #podcast #funnyphilosophy #makeyourbed
Marc (with a "C") and Ilana (with an "I" at the beginning and an "A" at the end) live on the west side of Cleveland and enjoy helping people, laughing, and coffee. Ilana is a case manager for those in permanent supportive housing. Ilana has been sober for 5 years, 11 months, and some-odd days.
Topics: Do you avoid problems or tackle them head on? Chronic homelessness What advice would you give your 20 year old self? Ilana's emotional support snail What's your favorite way to spend time outside? People watching or eavesdropping? Would you give up TV to be 20% happier? Bubbles...? What gives your life meaning? Dovi is single as a Pringle and ready to mingle 😉 Music and Sefirah Camp Simcha Yitzy is the second funniest guy in YU The correlation between intellect and humor What everyday problem bothers you? When your feet get caught in the duvet Eating problems/Dieting problems If you could move to the happiest place you could imagine, where would that be? (#campsimcha) Choosing to be happy Coffee, friends, and emotional support groups Collecting old people and their sage advice Finding Dory Bucket lists: anticipation vs completion Cancelled events Dovi's John Mayer obsession What are the small daily things that give you pleasure? Q-Tips: the apex of physical pleasure? Hot vs Cold showers Asking for a friend... The Imposter Syndrome Pandemic Social Work The magic phrases: "Help" and "I don't know" Recommendations- no, commandments Streaks vs Consistency Ilana's brain works at hyper-speed Eli just repeats what other people say Eli also writes these descriptions so he just called himself out, again "Specificity" Finding happiness in the little things Incorporate BBQ sauce into your life Cheating on the Regents #threejews #podcast #alcoholicsanonymous #aa #makeyourbed https://www.newsweek.com/funny-people... https://doi.apa.org/doiLanding?doi=10...