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Diane does Chichén Itzá while Elliot's not (?) eatin' pizza.
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This program is neither dedicated to the faithful nor presented to the false-hearted to encourage their renewal of temperance and virtue.
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"And that's how I knew I blew out my left rear tire."
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DAYGLOW joins Elliot In The Morning and performs live in the studio. https://dayglowband.com
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Another hard-to-solve medical mystery?
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An adventure 1993 years in the making.
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Wait, no time is a kissing time? (USA!)
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Speak later or forever hold your peace?
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Sadly, Elliot has to put his older dog down.
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And now there's more than one and they're cascading.
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Don't be scared. It's just one in five people who survive cardiopulmonary resuscitation may describe experiences that occur while they were seemingly unconscious and on the brink.
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If only Elliot would have had someplace to store that teddy bear.
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STEPHEN KELLOGG joins Elliot In The Morning and performs live in the studio. https://www.stephenkellogg.com
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At Stanford, the wind of free housing blows.
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(You don't have to listen closely.)
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You have to tell me if you're a vampire!
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One of America's most prolific serial killers?
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I'm not Wilford Brimley, but I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes.
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How one high schooler scammed his classmates out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
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This #BurpToker needs Elliot's help.
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Kevin Carpet, himself, calls in following the discussion of his 'New York' magazine feature.
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Well, if you won't give me that new-hire raise!
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Comedian PAUL VIRZI joins Elliot In The Morning live in the studio. https://paulvirzi.com
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What happens when a doctor wants you to play an instrument during a procedure, but you have zero musical abilities?
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MOTHER MOTHER joins Elliot In The Morning and performs live in the studio. https://www.mothermothersite.com
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Do you tell him? Or do you just want Elliot to tell him?
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Not from The New York Times Magazine.
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Elliot's vehicle app is pushing out some interesting notificiations.
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'Cause they know I'm the king of a hypnic jerk!
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Using these "lasers," we road rage.
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If more than 700 trees fall in a forest and no one is around to see who cut them down, do they make a sound?
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Happy Belated World Teachers' Day!
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Please agree to the terms so he who hungers can devour $399.99 per customer.
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When the college try isn't enough.
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DO NOT EVER INGEST FORAGED MUSHROOMS, ON THEIR OWN OR COOKED INTO FOOD?!?
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Chess, poker, and now -- still? -- fishing.
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October is—the month after National Atrial Fibrillation Awareness Month.
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Public speaking, but, but! ...it's a competition too.
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Specifically, dying at someone else's house.
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SMITH & THELL join Elliot In The Morning live in the studio. https://smithandthell.com
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Your Honor, I only look at the photos for the loving messages!
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Author BRAD MELTZER chats with EITM about "I Am Batman" and "I Am Superman" from his new 'Stories Change The World' series. https://bradmeltzer.com
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When creating content and online dating don't mix.
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Permits, poop, and planetary defense.
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"It's rest in peace, not rest in piss."
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You probably saw him get punched a few times by a fellow race car driver over the weekend.
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On Friday, Elliot and his wife befriended a couple sitting next to them.
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Don't try this at home—you need a car.
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Running from the law with no running water.
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"I don't want to be that guy, I want to make people happy..." BILLY CORGAN chats with EITM about The Smashing Pumpkins' new rock opera, 'ATUM,' playing club shows, the Highland Park parade shooting, and more. https://madamezuzus.com
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The $1.3 billion Mega Millions jackpot has finally been claimed.
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Have you ever been asked for a funeral note?
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The birthday boy, himself, calls to defend his name.
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Diane finds out why she was left off the birthday party guest list.
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The driver of the No. 38 car in the NASCAR Xfinity Series pulls a Juan Padilla.
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An unfortunate slight, Diane, still.
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Ghost frontman TOBIAS FORGE chats with Elliot In The Morning about being in-demand, writing the next record, taking time off from the road, and more. https://ghost-official.com
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As in, Elliot sure Kiehl's it when it comes to birthday gifts.
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But in a way he's never been stopped before.
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"Covid was beautiful, baby!" Actor-comedian JAY PHAROAH on the pandemic, touring, 'Out Of Office,' and more. https://www.jaypharoahworld.com
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Inspired by the nursing home stripper, Elliot wants to open up a network of old people's bars.
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As explained by a professor at NYU.
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While listening to the show (?), the former MLB pitcher decides to call in with his thoughts on baseball's rule changes.
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Come for the book club, stay for the fight.
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Merriam-Webster defines update as...
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Not just the name of Stephen King's new book, but also where Elliot's living.
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Artificial intelligence in the classroom.
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'Beginnings of a stroke, but not a full stroke.'
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Gamifying music's love of parentheses.
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And they're only the immediate ones!
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Are former flames in the lifestyle's order?
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You like pleasure spiked with pain?
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Are Elliot and Tyler the fathers—that would do this?
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Elliot prefers the old-fashioned way with the emphasis on old.
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Wait, isn't Flowery Branch 'The Darkside'?
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...about lying under someone else.
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MUSE drummer DOMINIC HOWARD chats with Elliot In The Morning about the new album, Abbey Road Studios, Matt Bellamy's "Jeff Buckley" guitar, and more.
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Jameela Jamil and her injured butthole.
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It's back to school again with baseball metaphors for sex.
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Paqui's 2022 One Chip Challenge® contains the "super-charged Carolina Reaper Pepper and stinging Scorpion Pepper with a shocking twist"... it will hopefully turn Josh blue!
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Sorry, Mr. College Freshman, but your old room is the dog's now.
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Maybe he should have called the cops.
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If someone moves out, do they have a say in who moves in?
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Anyone else just find out their worst of the worst college neighbor is worth over $2 billion?
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"32 years ... 18 to 50 ... 10 of it on death row."
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'I'm currently watching the show and I was on "Is Anyone Up?"'
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Following Monday's discussion of M.M.A. doctors, Semi The Jedi's mom, Joy Semelsberger, checked in to talk UFC 277.
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Elliot and Tyler spent the weekend in Atlanta.
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The ringside physicians of mixed martial arts.
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It gets stranger than dozens of dead goats floating in the river.
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Lowering caskets and review grades.
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Elliot is convinced that he is winning the lottery in Atlanta this weekend.
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What's behind the newly set up hospital door?
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Organization for Polyamory and Ethical Non-monogamy.
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"I am a recovered meathead." BILL BURR chats with Elliot In The Morning about a recent medical procedure, performing at Fenway, "Live At Red Rocks," and more. https://billburr.com
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Did Krysten get dumped this morning?
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Then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
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How do you deal with bad memories?
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Please sign this permission slip, Mother.
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Someone may have brought back a few more souvenirs from Disney.
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Remember the woman who was bitten by the snake at the steakhouse? Well, here's Rachel's fiancé with an update on her story.
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The NASA astrophysicist walks EITM through the first images from the James Webb Space Telescope.
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A last hurrah, Disney World, and mezcal.
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(To the groom!)
(To the groom!)
{(To the groom!)}
To the bride!
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'Hey, you want to go see this comedian? He's a writer.' NEAL BRENNAN chats with EITM about his now-touring theatrical stand-up show, "Unacceptable." https://www.nealbrennan.com
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Having started May 1 in California, endurance athlete Mike Wardian is so close to "Running Home," as he checks in live from just over the Virginia border.
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As in British English, a noisy argument or fight.
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From "The G Word" and "Adam Ruins Everything," ADAM CONOVER joins Elliot In The Morning live in the studio. https://www.adamconover.net
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