Three-Fifths Compromise: Recent Episodes
S.A.T.
T-Voz brought the extensive dance-pop knowledge and the 3. Fiver brought the flashcards and the 5. A-Lo brought the Splenda and the compromise. No slavery. Just dance-pop.
Three things A-Lo will never fo'give himself fo': 1. Last night 2. Eating that fifth taco 3. Getting offbeat on the second pre-chorus/mispronouncing "apathetic" in the heat of the moment".
Lyrics: A-Lo and T-Voz, who taught A-Lo the word "stuntin".
Inspired by a true story. Not Brandon's real number, we promise.
Lyrics: A-Lo, T-Voz, Fiver
Another Dance-Pop song about nothing. Epitomizes S.A.T.'s style just as Od3 Two 3ight does.
Lyrics: T-Voz and A-Lo
Our biggest and boldest. A song about bureaucrats and their MYSTERIOUS connection to the numbers 3, 5, and 8. Eight is the truest of all 3-5 compromises.
Lyrics: A-Lo, T-Voz, H@T, Fiver
Dedicated to the man who taught S.A.T. all about bureaucrats. Note that Fiver wanted no part of this song. Also note the annoyingly squeaky vocals. <3
Lyrics: A-Lo and T-Voz
An oldie but a goodie. Note that Sarah is not a Federalist but a federalist. Though she is still both folksy and foxy.
Lyrics by A-Lo and T-Voz
On a whim one fine afternoon, the S.A.T. members decided to do a screamo song. The result is as follows. Please note that none of us are actually angry about any of these things.
The first S.A.T. song EVER. T-Voz and A-Lo decided one day to enter an NPR Music contest to write a song about Change. Of course, being themselves, they used GarageBand and did it ON the deadline day. They also didn't actually send it in. But an idea was born.
This song does not actually advocate drug use because we think using drugs is STEWPID. Also, if you listen closely, you can hear crickets chirping.
Lyrics by T-Voz