Unloading the Supercargo: Recent Episodes
Joey and Bruno
Two friends discuss whatever is on their minds, including politics, conspiratorial mentalities, covid denialism, and the dead-end hippy town they are stuck in.
As the animal populations die and the sea levels rise, its positive to keep yourself in good spirits! Whilst these these Mad Max adjacent themes are discussed, Joey and Bruno also discuss the psychic warfare that a trip to IKEA can inflict upon an individual, the nature of the British public, and the circle of life. Not so bleak after all, eh?
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Whilst most local media sources are poor in their execution, Devon Live (our source of local journalism) truly takes the award for some of the most irrelevant, disingenuous, and fictionalized accounts of the South-West's non-events, all in an attempt to discover the symbiotic relationship between the fear local media create and the effect it has on its overly paranoid political base. Joey and Bruno go on a deep dive into the world of Newton Abbot's pigeon-slaughtering assassins, the correct way to dispose of a fish without drawing the attention of several government agencies, and how the short road to potential genocide may begin with intentionally triggering angry boomers.
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As the shadows of the end-times loom above us more present every day with the impending climate-emergency and our crumbling political systems, Joey and Bruno return to discuss what they would do in such an apocalyptic scenario. This mostly involves debates on the merits of stockpiling vapes, the ideal methods for laying waste to the compounds of the rich, and the benefits of turning your army of child soldiers into a sustainable insulin farm. Load up your shopping trolleys with your stolen goods, and prepare to set foot onto the roads of this new and fallen Britain!
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Prepare to leave your body and transport your consciousness to a whole other plane of reality as Joey and Bruno discuss the unhinged TikTok trend of Reality Shifting, and what this generalized detachment from the real world reflects about our modern day society. Grab your wands, lock up your mentally ill millennials, and boot up the most cursed corners of the internet - because things are about to get real!
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As men of their word, the boys set out to prove how woefully out of touch they are by repeatedly embarrassing themselves by answering questions relating to UK Geography.
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A royal jubilee bonanza, crammed to the brim with jokes about the sexual appetites of Prince Andrew, how to politely feed a monarch raw pasta, and detailed instructions for how to shamonically resurrect the queen in the form of a Lovecraftian flesh suit.
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Editors note: due to an unexplained technical issue with the machine elves who edit this podcast, a certain level of naughtiness occurred with the original version concerning stuff not being bleeped out that should have been. As a result, the episode has been re-edited and re-uploaded. Not a big deal, just thought it was best to explain in the name of clarity!
The scarcely anticipated return of the Supercargo Podcast as the boys discuss where they and the podcast have been, their various trials and tribulations they encountered on their journeys, and frequent bickering about geographic accuracy. Nitty of the week goes international as it gradually becomes clear that the truest reward of travel are the nitties you meet along the way!
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Joey and Bruno go through some of their most bizarre dream diary entries. Little more need to be said, but take care around the Gnomes (especially if they're in pairs)!
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In this far looser episode with no real planning or structure, Joey and Bruno discuss the benefits of hitting horse riders with your car, who is better at washing up, and the potential existence of ancient and wrathful Gods. Plenty of humour, plenty of politics, plenty of 9/11!
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Joey takes Bruno hostage in a dark room and forces him to watch the 3-hour Marvel abomination, The Eternals, just out of pure spite. This is their review they recorded in the aftermath as they deal with their psychological trauma!
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In this episode packed to the gills with personal accounts of their day within the hulking monolith of the British education system, Joey and Bruno discuss the reflection of class within schooling, the proud British tradition of noncey teachers, and the eternal joy of messing around as much as you could possibly get away with.
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Part two in Joey's and Bruno's exploration into the huge covid-skeptic rally that took place recently in the quaint and rural town of Totnes, a place that has become an epicenter of a growing, localized conspiracy movement that are actively organizing. This podcast has it all - Sovereign Citizens, grifters, and speakers so deranged that event organizers tried to shut them down! Prepare to pump your brains full of mercury and enjoy the ride!
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On the 22nd of January 2022, 300-to-400 people gathered in the quaint and hippy town of Totnes to espouse their various beliefs about the legitimacy of the pandemic, vaccines, and the effects of 5G technology. Host of this very podcast, Joey, was among them, although his intentions were to watch the sheer chaos unfold. He was not disappointed!
This week join Joey and Bruno as they discuss the days events, listen to sound clips from the various speakers, and analyse this rapidly growing conspiratorial movement.
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Join Joey and Bruno as they enter a new and disturbed reality - the metaverse - as they attempt to comprehend this new world of crypto, NFTs, and the hyper-capitalist hellscape that Zuckerburg, and those like him, are trying to create. Alongside this, the boys get consistently sidetracked by the prospect of an Epstein and Maxwell couples Halloween costume, shagging atop the Magna Carta, why Swindon is so cursed, and monkeys. Lots of monkey talk.
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Recorded on 18/04/2021
In this episode Joey and Bruno discuss online radicalization and political discourse, using a community so fringe and presumably innocent as a microcosm to show the pure derangement and the ability for literally anything to be weaponized as far-right propaganda. Join us for this tale of personal political redemption, enraged neck-beards, and the various warring factions of a community completely incomprehensible to outsiders. Good thing you have your own neck-beard guide on this journey!
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In this episode Joey and Bruno dive into one of the most bizarre conspiracy theories they have ever come across - that "Weird Al" Yankovic is pregnant and has been for some time - as the pair analyse the nature of truth and irony in the internet age. The online rabbit hole they fall down only seems to get weirder and weirder...
Originally recorded on 30/03/2021
In this episode Joey and Bruno dive into the most iconic of their nights out and how sheer boredom (and a lack of public infrastructure and community projects) drives groups of young people to commit questionable actions, all in the name of a good time! Listen to how the most primitive of requirements such as light, warmth and shelter from the rain can become "the motive" in themselves, often leading to unexpected places and inexplicable situations.
(For legal reasons all potentially illegal activities mentioned within the episode are a complete work of fiction and never occurred)
Recorded on 16/03/2021 (uploaded only now as Joey is good at procrastinating and Bruno is technologically-incompetent)
In this pilot episode we analyse our surrealistic hellscape of our hometown and the surrealistic hellscape of the instagram covid-denialism, as well as the unexpected intersection between the two.