Half Assed Broadcasts: Recent Episodes
Half Assed Broadcasts
The potato, egg and chicken salads of broadcasting laugh it up in this end of the year (era) episode. Enjoy and hold your loved ones tight because life and happiness are fleeting illusions that temporarily occupy the empty space of oblivion. Eventually even your atoms will decay and the universe will have no memory of your existence.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! We downed a few egg nogs, stirred our martinis in deep contemplation and decided to release two episodes this week. I think we're a bit late with the upload anyway... Enjoy, nerds.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! We downed a few egg nogs, stirred our martinis in deep contemplation and decided to release two episodes this week. I think we're a bit late with the upload anyway... Enjoy, nerds.
The boys bond discover that adult films in the 70s consisted mostly of interpretive dancing and nudity only occasionally.
Cole & Keith introduce a new friend to the podcast. Chris joins the dumbest boys alive to read the news, have a few drinks and DICK AROUND SO HARD THE UNIVERSE SHATTERS. Enjoy.
Cole & Keith chat about disappearing dummies, news and more. SPRINKLE SOME PUMPKIN SPICE ON THIS ONE BABY.
Cole & Keith saw Dune and it was fucking sweeeeeeet. They get into the lore and provide the need to know details about the best science fiction around.
Cole & Keith talk Halloween, Mythology, Dragonball Z James Bond and The Robot Apoco-lips. Happy Halloween.
Cole & Keith review some news, take a stroll down to an A.I. dungeon and talk some nonsense. KEITH IS BACK BABY!!!!1
Cole & Ronnie keeps things fresh while Keith recuperates. Wear a mask, get vaccinated and keep it tight.
Cole & Keith talk some news before getting into the real meat of this week's episode - the celebrities they think they can take in a fight.
Cole & Keith take you on a journey to realms that were better left unexplored. Buckle up and enjoy some weird fan fiction that we found.
Cole & Keith yawn under the awning, discuss the worst Hollywood story Keith has ever heard, and catch up on "What If..."
Cole & Keith finally get to discuss Suicide Squad for real now that Keith sat down and watched it like he PROMISED HE WOULD. They also chat about some pop culture news and dick around, as is tradition.
Cole & Keith drink like steelworkers. They chat about Tolkein on some Longbottom Leaf, the worst Marvel hero, and Keith promises to have an opinion on Suicide Squad by next week.
Cole & Keith discuss the sad Black Mirror episode that is Chris Chan's life. They lighten things up a bit and talk about Resident Evil 8 too, so try not to get too bummed out. They remember to include the intro this time and it's a lot of fun.
Cole & Keith sip some single malt scotch and have a lowkey fireside chat. Enjoy the soothing sounds of a few dumb dumbs discuss taking acid, sci fi, Red Dead Redemption 2, & more. Oh, and we forgot to do the intro on this one. Sorry <3
Cole & Keith bring the spice in this week's episode. Keith's PUMPED about the Dune trailer. His eyes cross and he gets crazy about the sci fi masterpiece.
Cole & Keith talk some news and take another jaunt into the AI dungeon. The roads are paved with cobblestones, there's a tavern on every corner and the loot is paid for with the blood of many traveling companions.
Cole and to a lesser extent, Keith are launched into a series of medieval evil Shenanigan's. From hunting down ancient dragons , to jerking it furiously after eating 120 pounds of cheeses wheels , the boys are always finding some shit to get into. this is cole im kind of drunk while typing this . my nipples are otchy lol maybe its cancer .
Cole & Keith recorded an episode last weekend on Independence day. It's a fun filled festival of fucking nonsense and nerd lore. They discuss Dune and Lord of the Rings. Keith has a few stories about his ancestors kicking red coat ass too.
Cole & Keith have a few bourbons, John Carter bounces around Barsoom, and Arielle joins in on some fun trivia that surprised us all!
Cole & Keith give Keith another anxiety attack in the first 11 minutes. It's super listenable, I promise. Good, even.
Cole & Keith talk about an off color joke that Keith deeply apologizes for and still feels bad about. They also manage to get to some nerdy ass news and interview questions.
Cole & Keith start the episode by talking about abandoning modern life for a cabin in the woods, Gorr the God Butcher, and Cole's totally normal obsession with Henry Cavill. Then after a few beers, they do a fun half assed quiz segment.
Cole & Keith talk about Invincible, Spiderman, David Bautista, James Bond and some other shit.
Cole & Keith discuss movies that they recommended to one another. Billy Zane will be appreciated come Hell or High Water!
Cole & Keith talk about goose teeth and Hush a bit more. They make some half assed movie recommendations that we'll check back in on next week.
Cole & Keith talk about Hush volume 1. It's a Batman comic in which Battie butts gets a bit moody about who he can trust. And there's a heavy handed chess metaphor that I'm not actually sure we talked about. Anyway, it's a pretty sweet comic and the boys do a half assed job of describing it.
Cole & Keith talk about Kingdom Come, the classic Superman comic series from 1997. Some other stuff comes up too, but who even remembers?
Cole & Keith try something a bit different with a commentary track for Fallout: New Vegas. They also chit chat about comics and try not to swear too much in front of Keith's girlfriend. This description is kinda getting away from us so I'll end by saying we should have a capture card shortly and will be posting sessions on Youtube.
Edit: We edited the title of this podcast
Cole & Keith talk about hobbies, sad dead kids in books, and breakfast pastries. They have a fun little sketch recorded for this one too.
Cole & Keith have a blast picking on each other and pick some winners from their childhood video games.
Cole & Keith have a happy Easter discussing the hollow earth theory and whether there's caramel or something in there. Probably monsters.
Cole and Keith talk about 90s stuff, Dinosaurs and Wes Anderson movies. Oh yeah, they also talk about sad cartoon orphans, Sky High, and some kind of Sky Captain. As is tradition, it's goes off the rails a bit.
Look, it's pretty decent for a half assed broadcast. I mean, it's a pilot and it gets its legs pretty quick. We're dicking around and cracking quality jokes here. Shit.
Adam, Lee, Keith are joined by the Loserbitchnerds and they all try their hand at some trivia.