Murphys' Bedtime Stories: Recent Episodes

Benjamin Murphy

A family trying to read a chapter of a kid's book before bedtime. Mostly just being interrupted after a few pages, though. They also offer running commentary.

Also, sometimes they just make it up.

Releases Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

chapter 7

The Midnight Meating

Down by the Riverside

'Vestigations and Birdseed

The Badsters Yick It Up

The Department of Clouds and Yogurts

The last Mr Gum book.

Twinky Winky dough and WD-40.

A short chapter about cheese, ketchup, and the inevitable hopelessness of this story, and of life in general.

Evasive action

The only known incidence in the history of the world when the appearance of ramen noodles was not a good thing

The tenth chapter.

The things that didn't go back to normal.

To science and discovery.

Wallet Burgers and Candied Spoons

Don't let your sister eat your socks.

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Plot devices and sneezing pop tarts.

The wiwwy wee-ud dee dee ef em.

Cotton candy and trusty assistants.

Saving the world without night vision goggles.

Written by Ramen Pepperoni

Taking a break from Mitch & Amy.

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More skateboarding, and battery-powered erasers.

More skateboard riding, and also recording silence.

Mitchell tests out his skateboard, and Miriam is Amy.

We meet Marla, and Mitch finishes his skateboard.

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Ada joins.

The introduction and first paragraph.

The final pages.

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She finally realizes.

Mrs. Silver comes home from work.

Mr. Hoppy puts his plan in action.

Mr. Hoppy prepares for his plan.

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Introducing Mr. Hoppy

By Roald Dahl

It's not actually the end of the book, but we decided it was a good place to end.

They take their prisoner to the judge.

They go through with Mrs. Wiggins' plan.

In which three sentences were read.

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The end of the chapter.

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With a new post-it note bookmark.

And is blue a Christmas color?

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But mostly just Miriam making letters with her hands.

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Sort of. It's mostly just Miriam talking.

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Ramona the Pest.

"It was a great book and can you read another?"

Second to the last chapter.

It was a good chapter and can you read another?

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There's some Pig Latin in this chapter.

"It was a good chapter and can you read another?"

Everyone fell asleep.

"It was a good chapter and can you read another?" Also, the kittens got to listen.

With discussion questions at the end.

With sound effects. The third best chapter according to Miri.

According to Miriam, it's the chapter before the best chapter.

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Paul

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"The confusingest chapter ever." - Miriam

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Luke 15

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The lord's prayer.

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Calling the disciples.

John's Baptism.

The wise men

They say that Jesus never sinned, but...he was lying in a manger.

Rules rules rules rules rules rules rules

Jonah.

Daniel.

Isaiah

2 Kings 5

Psalms.

David and Goliath.

David.

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The 10 commandments.

The red sea.

Exodus

Joseph.

Rachel and Leah

Abraham and Isaac

Abraham and Sarah.

The tower of Babel.

Noah and the flood

Genesis 3

Genesis 1-2

Chapter 1

The last chapter.

Ten

Nine

They meet Uncle Nick's friends.

Chapter 7

They come through the pipe.

They spend the night in the snow.

They leave.

A plan.

Something bad happens.

Scarlett reads.

With happy, sad, realistic, and silly endings.

The last part.

A cat and a woman.

Also a baby.

Mmm.

A baby one.

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A fish wants to go to California to get water.

Starring the potato.

The classic story.

Starring Avocado Peanut Williamson, Ah No, and Flora.

The last chapter.

The camp.

They keep going.

They keep heading back.

Chapter 34.

A plan.

They continue to search for their friends.

Miriam: "They were trying to figure out where they went."

Something happens.

Chapter 29

Chapter twenty-eight.

Flora realizes the truth.

They find the spot, and Flora learns the truth.

Flora is woken up early in the morning.

They hatch a plan.

They build shelters.

Chapter 22.

They hunt.

A friend joins them.

The results of their plan.

They fight back.

The sheriff and deputy practice their techniques.

Sophia and Flora hatch a plan.

Flora decides not to give up.

A sad chapter.

And they're off!

Flora goes into the hold.

Flora arrives at her destination and meets new friends.

Flora rides away with the dogs.

Big things happen.

This chapter might be a little sad.

Flora tells the story of her adventure.

The escape!

Rats and Cats

A fight with a rat.

Flora meets Luna again.

Chapter 2.

We don't know anything about this book, except that it's got pages in it.

The final two chapters!

Chapter nine.

Chapter eight.

Chapter seven.

Chapter six.

It's chapter five, in case you didn't catch that.

We know you've already heard this chapter, but we're reading it again.

Ada reads.

In which it takes 11 minutes to read a few pages about Dinky's visit.

Scarlett reads all about Cousin Dinky and his glider.

Clara reads.

Don't even bother listening to this episode. Seriously, just skip it. There's nothing here. Move along.

The lastiest chapter of the whole book.

Jake's darkiest hour.

Polly and Friday ride into town.

Some stuff happens.

Who was that mysterious stranger from chapter 5?!?!!?!?!?!?!!???

Mr Gum has more important poison to dog.

Jammy Grammy Lammy F’Huppa F’Huppa Berlin Stereo Eo Eo Lebb C’Yepp Nermonica Le Straypek De Grespin De Crespin De Spespin De Vespin De Whoop De Loop De Brunkle Merry Christmas Lenoir

A reading of the entire chapter.

Mr Gum lays a plan like the horror he is.

A massive whopper of a chapter. Better than an episode of "Bag of Sticks."

The firstiest chapter of the whole book.

Some final thoughts.

The last part of the last chapter.

The first half of the thirteenth chapter.

The chapter between 11 and 13.

The second half of chapter eleven.

The first half of chapter eleven.

The second half of chapter ten.

The first half of chapter 10.

The ninth chapter.

Chapter eight.

The second half of chapter seven, with special guest Hazel.

The first half of chapter seven, with special guest Hazel.

The second half of chapter six.

The first half of chapter six.

The second half of chapter five.

The first half of chapter five.

A review of chapters 1-4.

The second half of the fourth chapter of the Mouse and the Motorcycle.

The first half of the fourth chapter of The Mouse and the Motorcycle.

The third chapter of the Mouse and the Motorcycle.

The second half of chapter 2 of the Mouse and the Motorcycle.

The first part of chapter 2 of the Mouse and the Motorcycle.

Chapter 1 of the Mouse and the Motorcycle

What is this podcast? Just a family reading books at bedtime.