Housewives Heretics: Recent Episodes
Housewives Heretics
A show where we are gonna collaborate, elaborate and hopefully y’all will congregate to celebrate the deities of our world: The Real Housewives
We’re leaving the reunion early to go back in the vault. We’re so relieved this long season has come to a halt. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Goin’ to the tennis courts and we’re gonna get married. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Lights are on but everything is a blur.Join us in a limo ride to the opening of SUR. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Sometimes people miss flights. Sometimes people are late. Sometimes retired people work. Just pretend everything is great. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
From First Class flights to little jets in the sky, we’re heading to our vacay in Lanai. With drinks we double fist & Evian to mist, we can‘t be bothered with excuses about transportation missed. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Grab some Fatburger if your appetite is hearty. Emotions are high at the annual White Party. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
We’re in Vegas & we’ve lost all of our contacts from our phone. Drop it like a chandelier and save us from the danger zone. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
What does chugging wine & belly dancing lead to? Pointing & screaming at a beachfront home in Malibu. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Bring over your scissors and hot glue, we’re going to pretend to design a shoe. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Count your tables and chairs. We’re riding our mechanical bull to the county fair. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
You hoped we’d sip our tea and forget it? We can’t. We won’t. So now we said it! Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
We start with an office party our plastic surgeon hosts, then we have a dinner where the special guests are ghosts. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
How do we celebrate being engaged? Doing splits with camels, snakes, & mermaids. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Welcome to the kitchen, wash the chicken with soap. Is this spa day relaxing at all? Nope Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Insult after insult. Dig after dig. We’re all pointing at you. You’re a pig, you’re a $lut pig! Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Let the games begin! These bathroom breaks will not be quick, so enjoy the fine dining of meringue and a breadstick. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Empty houses and $25,000 sunnies? We have questions about how you spend your money. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Baby, please don’t go. You have mintz so much to us. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Will our nervous breakdown fit in this suitcase? Will corporate greed move the Kings to a new place? Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Snow isn’t the only thing melting down on this mountain.Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
This dinner is so uncomfortable, it can’t be saved by an olive branch. We’re hopping on Ghost and escaping back to his ranch. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Let’s reunite and watch Tre push Andy with all her might. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Don’t waste our time with a sit down if you plan to behave like garbage or a clown Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
The only reason we’ll climb a giant hill is to eat a delicious home cooked Italian meal. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
Don’t be a menace if you want to be on the cruise to Naples from Venice. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matt Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
There’s not enough Holy water across 19 blocks to cleanse our email inbox. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & MattDigital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
You're our partners in crime, when we spend our time laughing together. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Edited by Kalyndee & Matthew Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla
As we practice our self defense, the charges filed at the courthouse are quite intense.
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Join us at the Country Club to get your hair pulled tight in the name of love and light
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Expectations are high as our hair & the mood is darker than our foundation. Don’t call us honey in any conversation.
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Stand on the marble & do as your told. We like our houses warmed & our martinis cold.
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Don’t you EVER call us crazy. The policy for this level of hysteria is an apology issued across all areas.
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Draw Boundaries at Chakra, if you dare. Don’t care me fat if your Tits are square.
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From Sassy & Sweet to a crassly worded retreat, this charity is full of threats and vulgarity.
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Ring, ring. Labor’s calling. Bling, bling for baby hauling.
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Get ready to unlock your star power on the catwalk. If you can’t control your rage, you’ll be sent to the ugly stage.
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Grab your deli meat and take cover, this emptied chaired luncheon will make you shudder.
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We’ve got our snacks packed for confession as we speed down the turnpike full of aggression.
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We reunite with our guest who is beautiful, bright, and always tells it right…Nyemade!
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The ladies have a chokehold on ATL fashions.
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Doorbells & Diamonds & Wigs, oh my. Time to test where our loyalty lies. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
Strap on your heels and run! We gotta cross the finish line with our charity funds. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
We’re never tardy for a party, but our horoscope doesn’t foresee the importance of a performance. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
We’ve got our pocketbooks and our $32,000 pendants. We’re strutting to declare our Independence. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
Put on your prairie dresses & tuxedos, we won’t be tardy to reveal our Alter Egos. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
We go off the chain and onto a plastic hanger to debut Closet Freak. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
We’re taking 20 minute photoshoots wherever we go, despite the opinion of our alter egos. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
We fly above all the haters who judge our spoken word routine to buy every single jar of Vaseline. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
Strut to Tut and ask if condemn is a verb. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
We can’t sage our rage away if you shift our wigs. Trigger warning: This episode contains several conversations about dieting. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
We pinky promise to tell the truth, just keep the margaritas coming to our booth. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
From decorators to psychics and party planners too. When it comes to customer service, who gon’ check me boo?Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
The ladies reunite to fight and bond. They’re alike, they’re different, they’re brunette, they’re blonde. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
Butterflies signify freedom; Pinot Grigio gives us clarity. Kudos to women who don’t advertise themselves in the name of charity. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
Nyemade joins us in the Van Kempen’s new living room. To our analysis and critiques, no housewife is immune. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee @thatafricanbutterflyTaglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
We go to a Halloween party that’s more trick than treat. Hard TITting news update- Lindsey has been found safe. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
As we watch a montage of bad behavior, we nervously eat muffins with no flavor. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
As these feud gets more graphic, the need for absorbent sweat bands gets more drastic Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
While you’re busy talking, we’re busy doing things. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
We walk down the runway at Fashion week and lend our support to joints that creak. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
Misogynistic Dating tips are spilled and Hamptons pets mysteriously fall ill. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
Don’t judge a book by its cover or calculate the age of a significant other. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
Even creepy spa treatments can’t relax us when we have to attend the Hampton Classic Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics_@jry27 @kalyndee Taglines written by Josh Linton Edited by Kalyndee Cazad-Spudy & Matthew Spudy Digital Media & Special Projects by Micayla Cazad
G-L-O-R-I-A! Gloria! We’re gonna shout it all night. Gloria! We’re gonna shout it every day. Gloria!
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We always have a gift bag for Cindy Adams, our Social Life depends on it
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We reunite for a Housewife panel that should be researched by the Discovery channel
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We’re grabbing our strong martinis and breaking free from the gates.
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We need pacific details on how to do a keg stand.
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The stars have aligned. The dog trainer won’t find peace of mind & Jo refuses to stay confined.
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Those eyes, that smile, boy we’re asking you to stay awhile.
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The Keough’s hold Miss Ontario South captive, and their behavior couldn’t be more unattractive.
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We’re designing fantasy beds that are better than your head
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Let’s mount our horses for a Coto tour of the Lake Havasus & and the gate have-a nots.
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Let’s cram into a little family van and scream at customer service, the way only Vicki can
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We’re back with the housewives behind the gates. Let’s grab a Vicki-tini and get their updates
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We raise our glasses to graduating Potomac’s etiquette classes
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We have reserved seating for this come to Jesus meeting
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We don't mean to brag, but we’re the best of all.
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Let’s join the beaches in Bethany & hope the trip isn’t a drag.
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The Grande Dame will always SEAS the opportunity to give an etiquette lesson. Land, water, or air, class is always in session.
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We THOT we secured our socialite status with philanthropic drinking. Period. (Aunt) Dot
Disclaimer: After reviewing the footage, Josh’s episode nemesis, described as a large white lady in a Chico’s blouse, was a figment of starvation delirium and does not actually exist. Our sincerest apologies to Chico’s and all of their customers… real and imagined.
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Listen up for the word on the street as we officially meet Gizelle Bryant, Ashley Darby, Robyn Dixon, Karen Huger, Charrisse Jackson-Jordan, & Katie Rost
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Hush up, Don't tell Mama! Shush up, Don't tell Mama! Let’s reunite for the live drama.
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The ladies are hosting, roasting, toasting, & boasting all around the coast.
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We’re displaying the art of hateration & holleration in this gallery
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We’ve pumped up our tires and are ready to raise the bids higher at the Black Annual Gala with Nik Lee!
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Party in the city where the heat is on. All night, on the beach till the break of dawn. Welcome to Miami with Lea Black, Adriana De Moura, Alexia Echevarria, Marysol Patton, Larsa Pippen, and Cristy Rice.
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Let’s reunite and shine bright like diamonds.
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Come one, come all. Join us in the limo with Taria from What Else is Going On Podcast for Richards’ sister brawl.
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We wear our emotions on our tits all the way to the Tony’s
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We are standing in line for Fatburger at our first annual Umansky white party
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We pack up our sling and arrows and head to the nearest speakeasy
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We sit down with Quin Lamar & Donny Hadfield- Smith for a sinner party from Malibu.
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We’re in LALA land with basket cases and charity cases.
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While the ladies are still reeling from last night’s pernicious dinner, we’re heading to Broadway to strut down the red carpet like winners.
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We fly to New York for a hypnotizing debate between a denier and a f’in liar
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We’re mad as a hatter for a party rivalry!
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We head to Vegas to get in a Maloof Empire State of Mind
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It’s raining Louboutins and chocolate bunnies in Kim’s Gd D#% house!
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True queens cheer on the Kings. We’re entering the castle with Taylor Armstrong, Camille Grammer, Adrienne Maloof, Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, and Lisa Vanderpump.
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Let’s reunite and watch what happens.
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Pay attention! We’re thick as thieves and may throw a table if you disagree!
After weeks of hearing “Hey Micayla…” she is finally talking back! Follow her on Instagram @micjenan
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We’re headed to Atlantic City! Hopefully we win enough chips to buy some new boobies.
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We’re cozied up at Caroline’s for our book club reading of THE BOOK, “A Cop Without A Badge.”
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We need Botox from the stress of all this drama, drama, drama
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Hang up the disco ball because we’re ready to shine at the Project Ladybug Event
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Let’s head to Chateau with Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita, Caroline Manzo, Dina Manzo and Danielle Staub
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Let’s reunite with our legs CLOSED TO MARRIED MEN
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The housewives make our day with a reconciliatory dinner.
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We’re attending a fashion show with no fashions and it’s trouble from the word go.
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There’s a tightrope between our twisted hearts as we visit the music studio.
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We spend our night amongst 1,000 stars, but neither a coat check nor an auction bid are in attendance.
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During this Spooky Sunday Service, we’re getting readings from psychics, letters, and other housewives.
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Let’s keep our eyes poppin’ for Brielle’s 11th birthday party! We’ll let them eat cake, but not with fondant from California!
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We’re making a birthday party guest list and our VIPs are NeNe Leakes, DeShawn Snow, Shereè Whitfield, Lisa Wu-Hartwell, and Kim Zolciak.
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Let’s reunite with the Manhattan Mom over vodka and caviar!
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We kick off the holiday season with the Manhattan moms by gathering for a family dinner party at 21.
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This week, we perfect the equation for a successful girls’ night.
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We shake what we got with a new way of gyrating; then, we contemplate when it’s time to jump ship.
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We’re wined and dined multiple times before we get flashy and head downtown.
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This week we walk the runway from our front row seats at Fashion Week to the best private schools in Manhattan. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Spudy Graphic design by Micayla Cazad
This week we explore our housewives’ Hamptons hobbies. We cook up a little drama at a dinner party, then serve some revenge at a tennis match Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Spudy Graphic design by Micayla Cazad
Join us as we pack up for summer in the Hampton’s with Manhattan Moms LuAnn de Lesseps, Bethenny Frankel, Alex McCord, Ramona Singer and Jill Zarin. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Spudy Graphic design by Micayla Cazad
Join us behind the gates one last time and raise your glass to strip malls and sky tops for the season reunion. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Spudy Graphic design by Micayla Cazad
This week, we blow out the candles to the season with a birthday party. We also close the gates on toxic relationships and say farewell to the college kids. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Spudy Graphic design by Micayla Cazad
This week, we WHOOP IT UP at Vicki’s 25th high school reunion, slip on our lingerie for the Playboy Mansion’s Midsummer Night's Dream party, and check into the St. Regis hotel for a slumber party. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Spudy Cover art by Micayla Cazad
We meet the ladies’ four legged friends, as they celebrate Father’s Day for men who actually deserve to live in the dog house. Follow us on Instagram @housewivesheretics @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3gucp5N0yKaWCHp3spg9BX?si=niMNruArSqi-cB7EeAC5Gw&dl_branch=1 Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Spudy Cover art by Micayla Cazad
First we gather with our Goddesses at the lake house, the court house, and the swinger shack. Then, we fire up the grill for a group BBQ JOIN our challenge #bottomsupforbritneybitch to #freebritney Follow us on Instagram @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Spudy Cover art by Micayla Cazad
During this week’s service, we travel with our housewives out of town to a convention, a college, and a cougars girl’s trip JOIN our challenge #bottomsupforbritneybitch to #freebritney Follow us on Instagram @jry27 @kalyndee Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee Sound edited by Matthew Spudy Cover art by Micayla Cazad
Join this morning’s service for some hard TITting news, then we’ll whoop it up in Mexico with our bunny hating housewives
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We enter the gates of Orange County and meet 5 luncheon loving, sky top wearing women and their families. Join us where it all began as we reintroduce ourselves to Kimberly Bryant, Jo De La Rosa, Vicki Gunvalson, Jeana Keough, and Lauri Waring.