Goal Line Guys: Recent Episodes
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What an absolute classic SEC fist fight between Georgia and Alabama!
FSU HAS to find the red solo poop cup guy or they are looking at 1-11.
Can the Gus Bus get back on the road to redemption?
Coke vs Woke in Berkeley California!
More madness to come as the GoalLineGuys power through week 6!
TJ and Josh run down this week's pick pool and finally relish in an FSU win. That may not last as SMU is red hot after beating TCU with a horse shoe for 4 hours last Saturday.
Lots of painful upsets and shocking results lay ahead as the titans of the SEC clash!
Hopefully the hurricane blows through quickly! Download and share!
Georgia players getting arrested, death and taxes...all things you can always count on.
The early slate of football has produced some all time bangers thus far.
Chaos will continue to reign in the world of college football and this week shit gets serious!
Tune in as the hunt for playoff spots begins!
Week 2 was an absolute banger!
Week 3 has some hidden gems and early rivalry games.
Can the Pac 2 exact horrific revenge against those the left them for dead!?
Lots of Value on underdogs and some imminent blow outs ahead! Can we get Deion and Gator tears in the same cup for Josh's Birthday!?
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Lots of FSU and Florida Gator tears abound in the GOAL LINE GUYS crew as most of our favorite teams shit their pants on national television.
TJ wasn't feeling too bad as LSU played a tough USC team to the wire. Somehow Clay is on top of the pick pool this year..... but that won't last long.
Tune in as we race towards week 2 and the College Football Season gets cranked up even louder!
Lots of FSU and Florida Gator tears abound in the GOAL LINE GUYS crew as most of our favorite teams shit their pants on national television.
TJ wasn't feeling too bad as LSU played a tough USC team to the wire. Somehow Clay is on top of the pick pool this year..... but that won't last long.
Tune in as we race towards week 2 and the College Football Season gets cranked up even louder!
TJ and Josh rifle through the insane slate of games to kick off the 2024 college football season.
FSU is licking it's collective wounds while the Ramblin' Wreck looks in the rearview mirror only seeing Guinness soaked road kill.
Tune in to your favorite off the wall podcast and get your fix you absolute football junkies!
We are less than 3 days away from real live pigskin mayhem! Joshua and TJ round out the FBS with the rest of our conference previews.
The episode doesn't veer off as far as last week as we delve into conference championship odds and predictions. The obligatory Coach Prime slander was mild by GOAL LINE GUYS standards and we talked a good bit about Mike Gundy's mullet.
Jeff and Sean shall be wrangled shortly to round out the GOAL LINE GUYS perspectives coming into this awesome new season.
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Talk about an absolute house of horrors...you think the outcome of the Orange Bowl was bad...wait til you hear how horribly off script this episode goes lol.
An absolute tour de force of an episode with the one and only Bayou Beast himself (TJ) and our regular host Josh. Jeff and Sean are noticeably absent from these Seminole based proceedings but I'm sure they will have plenty to say after Week 0 concludes.
Join us for another off beat, borderline inappropriate episode of your favorite college football podcast!
Live from Pensacola Florida Josh and Sean rip tons of beers and delve deeply into the Swamp for hilarious Gator analysis.
Sean is calling for a revival and Josh is predicting a total train wreck.
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TJ and Joshua keep the fires cooking in our series of SEC 2024 team previews with the top two programs in the good ole Southeast.
Alabama is without Saban for the first time ever and Kirby is stewing over his last ass beating at the hands of the Tide.
Revenge is a dish best served with Tabasco hot sauce though. Get your helmets strapped on and get a bowl of grits with cheese because this is an all time Southern specialty.
Another banger episode on deck as TJ and Joshua welcome the newest members to the SEC neighborhood ....OKLAHOMA AND TEXAS.
With an absolute power move, the SEC grabs two of the most storied football programs of all time and piles them on top of the best conference in America.
There are some twists and turns ahead for both schools with relatively new coaches.
Can Texas and OU make some noise in year 1? Tune in to find out!
TJ and Josh get together to discuss everything SEC except Texas, Oklahoma, Alabama and UGA since they deserve their own episode.
We give you input on wide ranging topics that were poorly researched and may be somewhat inaccurate. Just more quality entertainment from the Goal Line Guys (we only give you the best here).
Tune in an join the fun as we get prepared for another amazing season of college football!
TJ and Josh fire up the engines at GOAL LINE GUYS Studios to kick off SEASON 3 of your favorite college football podcast.
All manner of craziness has happened since Michigan weaseled their way to a National Championship.
TJ leads off with in depth analysis of LSU as he was the first and only member of the podcast to write down his preseason notes. Can Brian Kelly (aka Coach Boomer) ride the momentum down in the Bayou to an appearance in the newly minted college football playoff?
We explore all things Bayou Bengals and throw in some coverage of the new College Football '25 game due out a little bit later this summer.
CFB season is right around the corner so tune in and share GOAL LINE GUYS responsibly.
Rivalry week was a bonanza of pain, revenge, miracles and madness.
The Gator contingent of the GoalLineGuys makes a special appearance and the Nole crew throws salt in their open wounds.
Tune in as championship week is previewed in the most perverse and inappropriate manner.
The Regular season is almost over and there is still chaos to be had!
Clay comes out of left field and wins the week while conference races take shape. Make sure you save some turkey and gravy as the feast of games starts Thursday night with the Egg Bowl.
Can the Gators spike FSU's dreams and grab bragging rights for 354 days as FSU scrambles to find a replacement QB.
Enjoy the fall weather and tune into GOAL LINE GUYS!
Jeff and Sean are missing in action while Josh, TJ and John discuss Gator slander as well as the infinite mysteries of why the NCAA sucks.
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Josh and TJ review the chaos of week 10. There is Gator slander a-plenty!
Conference championships get a bit closer to being finalized and rivals clash on a big Saturday!
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Well, it finally happened. Joshua forgot to hit the record button and the Goal Line Guys talked in circles for an hour or so before anyone noticed.
Good news for you guys, we teamed up and re-recorded. Week 8 was total chaos and you're only gonna get more this week. Tune in and share as we continue our whacky odyssey through this year's college football season!
Tune in this week to see how John jumped back in the lead after a whacky week of upsets and conference battles!
Another week, another conference call starting at a shirtless Jeff as he collects the pick pool winnings. Chaos reigned supreme in Week 6 as big time favorites pooped their pants on national Television.
No such team has ever taken a bigger or more odious pants poop than the Miami Hurricanes by refusing to use the kneel formation with 30 seconds left in a game against GT.
That sort of debacle is the very thing we watch college football for, thanks Coach Cristobal. This week lines up to be another dumpster fire so tune in NOW!
TJ pours himself a glass of Mountain Dew Baja Blast limited edition and stares off into the distance contemplating the meaning of reality after the unbelieveable conclusion of the LSU and Ole Miss game. He sees Joshua doing much the same as Jeff is spotted streaking nude with a Kentucky Wildcats logo painted on his nether regions in a not so conspicious celebration of his week 5 victory fueld by his 10 point bet against his own team.
The madness continues as Week 6 kicks off with yet another mixed bag of noon banger games, some oddly selected mid tier clashes and some giantic classes in the SEC EAST AND WEST.
Listeners beware as the Goal Line Guys unleash the most graphic and unsettlling football metaphors even uttered in human history. Thanks for tuning in and enjoy GOAL LIN GUYS!
Week 4 is in the books as the College Football season flies by with the speed of a Hellcat Dodge Charger evading the repossession tow truck with a 450 credit score.
FSU absolutely comes up with the luck of seven 4 leaf clovers, while Irish eyes are cryin' in South Bend. The race for the Pac 12 is so close you can barely fit an index card in between the top contenders as UTAH and WAZZU both have close shaves.
The Oregon Ducks turned the Buffs and Coach Dion into PRIME RIB with pre, post and in game roasting.
It doesn't get any better, bigger or more unhealthy than the levels of stress induced by so many absolute banger games this past week.
Have your health insurance provider on speed dial as the pressure gauge reaches maximum PSI in Week 5.
The race for Goal Line Guys Pick Pool supremacy also tightens up with TJ fending off upstarts Phil, Kyle and Sean. Joshua gets out of the basement with a near perfect week and joins the middle of the pack!
Another Noon slate of absolute fist fights abound with some smaller FBS matchups shoring up the lineup.
Tune in for a newly formatted Goal Line Guys episode with the usual mix of abrasive, hilarious and off beat analysis.
Week 3 is in the books and some of the pick pool went 9 out if 10 picks while others ate a shit sandwich (mostly Jeff and Josh).
The best thing about college football is you start over every week with a chance at revenge and the possibility of drinking the tears of your bitter rivals.
This week's slate of games is fully loaded as we enter conference play across the nation. Sharpen up your utensils as we dive into the metaphorically glorious roast that is Week 4 and savor the flavor.
Will TJ continue to display his uncanny ability to black out and rearrange his picks and point values to near perfection?
Will Sean, Kyle or Sneaky Uncle Phil secure their first out right week of victory?
Can Josh or Jeff do anything except donate their money?
Tune in to find out and enjoy the usual off beat predictions and slanderous commentary.
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Another great week of football is in the books!
Tune in this week to get some SEC inside information as TJ and Josh chop it up!
Week 1 was another instant classic!
We saw huge plot twists, expectations destroyed, underdogs taking a bite out of that proverbial ass and nonstop action from noon til 2:30 AM.
In case you missed it, the GLG crew will highlight the best and worst moments of Week 1 for you in the most hilarious and abrasive manner possible.
The newest GoalLineGuy TJ sits atop the majestic mountain that is the #1 spot on the leaderboard. Josh and Kyle sucked and everyone else was mid AF.
As you know, nothing stays same for long in the world of College Football so the WEEK 2 preview episode dives deep into the upcoming action!
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What more needs to be said!?
It's FUCKING GO TIME BABY!
Week 1 is here and the GoalLineGuys were a bit short handed due to hurricane conditions in Florida but Joshua and TJ deliver the goods per usual.
Enjoy the kick off weekend!
The Goal Line Guys have expanded the roster and once again you're in for some instant classic analysis.
Joshua meets with Miami Hurricanes legend Chris Barnard to discuss all things Orange, Green and Ibis bird related.
This special episode was recorded in the GMC Sierra monster truck jacked up on mud tires and boy did we deliver 4x4 quality information and entertainment!
Tune in and don't forget to share the Goal Line goodness with friends and family at GoalLineGuys.com!
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The season is within a few days away and the Goal Line Guys rolled off the couch with no time to spare to bring you this absolute classic.
We dive deep into Bama ball, talk about the other potential challengers to the throne outside of those dirty Dawgs from Athens and we discuss wider musings from the world of college football.
Our newcomer TJ joins the broadcast to bring his LSU expertise as well as plenty of money for the swear jar. John O and Jeff are in mid season form while Joshua tries to figure out how to use an online conference call link.
Sean is noticeably missing and we take every possible chance to throw dirt on his already sullied name.
Tune In for this absolute banger! Don't forget to share this absolute ear gold with friends and family!
Enjoy!
Well well well....looks like the Gator boys had to eat some crow on the last episode but revenge is a dish best served with vodka, pancakes and breakfast meats that are similar to, but legally distinct from Jimmy Dean sausage.
FSU has its sights on the mighty LSU and Clemson Tigers to kick off a potential run at the National Championship. Tune into to get the juiciest giblets of info on what promises to be a helluva season.
The first ever brunch broadcast from Riveria Bay in sunny St. Petersburg Florida is an absolute banger. FSU is riding high off of it's breakthrough 2022 season and your host Joshua is getting high on the Tallahassee supply.
The Goal Line Guys welcome Big Dough (John Dough) on as he makes his first podcast appearance. He proves his worth by making absurd and perverse references while adding the razor sharp analysis you've come to expect from the GLG crew.
On a somber note, the legendary handicap and sports book demi god Sean bids us a mini farewell as he prepares to move to Penscola. Albeit a small logistical impediment for future podcasts, Sean will remain an integral part of the broadcast!
Share this podcast far and wide and as always thanks for listening.
45 days until College football kicks off and Josh, Jeff and Sean have rolled off the couch to grace you with a Florida Gators 2023 preview episode! Your appreciation is accepted in advance.
Live from the Skyway Bridge in illustrious Saint Petersburg Florida, we bring you the most hilarious antics and powerful CFB insight 4 beers and a pile of hot wings could possibly bring you.
It could be a historically rough season and the Gator Nation could end up looking like a 3rd world country.
Sean and Jeff remain hopeful and present their cases for a resurgent Gator program, while Josh trolls with delight.
Tune in for the podcast you know and love!
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It's summer time and the heat is Cranking up. The only thing hotter than the massive eternal nuclear reaction commonly referred to as the Sun is this episode of GOAL LINE GUYS.
Jeff was busy in Minnesota looting what is left of Minneapolis' economy, but rest assured this podcast is chock full of absolute perfection.
Get ready for an hour plus of ear sex.
You missed us, didn't you?!
Joshua and Sean are serving up poorly researched draft analysis and it's more than you deserve.
Listen and share you degenerates. Hopefully you're team doesn't have a horrible draft!
Ho Ho Ho !
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
The regular crew is out of town so Josh had to call in the Big Guns!
Join us for a late night edition of Goal Line Guys, recorded from the plush Pezz Studios in luxurious Clearwater Florida.
The NFL playoff picture gets a little bit clearer after a messy week of upsets and photo finishes.
Warm up some egg nogg and ignore your family for 45 minutes.
Merry Christmas from the Goal Line Guys!
Your life wouldn't be worth living if GOAL LINE GUYS didn't continue... we'd also have to figure out what else to do with our Tuesday and/or Wednesday nights.
Pay no attention to our episode numbering system because it makes absolutely no sense.
Sean and Joshua return with NFL coverage as Jeff and John prep up for their vaunted NHL podcast. This episode was recorded in Josh's hatchback as the music was too loud at our favorite wing establishment. Worry not though, we had GOAT'ed fruit snacks and other refreshments on hand to deliver our hard hitting brand of non sense and somewhat informed football coverage.
Uncle Phil is lurking in the background as always, churning out more handicapping magic and he has lured Joshua into a duel on Thursday night as the 49ers and Seahawks do battle in the Pacific Northwest.
The NFL Playoff races heat up and the pressure is on for teams like the Bucs, Jets, Chargers, Pats and more!
Crack open a frosty boy and enjoy that which you love the most, GOAL LINE GUYS!
HO HO HOLY SHIT!
The Goal Line Guys College Football Pick Pool has crowned it's first Champion!
Uncle Phil outlasts all the lads in a wild Championship Weekend and collects the sweet, sweet tears of his vanquished foes.
The Bowl season looks tasty as there are some awesome as well as forgettable and unwatchable match ups. The best thing is you can always throw a little scratch on the games to make them more interesting.
Are you short on cash for Christmas gifts? Well don't feel too bad about being a scumbag and let Sean guide you with some tasty handicapping tid bits.
(GOAL LINE GUYS is not liable for your making financial decisions that lead you to getting your knee caps blown out with a lead pipe in a warehouse or shipyard)
The crew discusses the "what if" scenarios of a wider playoff field and give their 2 cents on who will wear the CFB crown at the end of the season (hint, it's the Georgia Bulldogs).
Thanks for tuning in this season. We look forward to next year's season and we might even do a late season NFL special podcast to keep the mojo going!
Stay tuned and spread the word!
It all comes down to this!!!
After a week of absolute rivalry battles and upsets, the Goal Line Guys can almost taste the sweet marmalade of victory.
Sean and Joshua Brought the noise last week and are tied for 2nd. Uncle Phil is still holding the lead but he's gonna have to play extremely close to the vest to seal the deal.
Jeff and Jakob have outside shots to shock the world and John Dough is just out fishing on his boat at this point.
Tune in this week to get your weekly dose of madness (as well as Sean's extremely sexual new mustache).
How on Earth do you top Jeff's run of excellence and perfection in picking College Football Games?
Well, you watch Joshua turn into a rolling dumpster fire of ineptitude, that's how! (Joshua got 5 out of 55 points, and yes that is without missing any submissions. OUCH!)
What a week of absolute upsets and a laundry list of bad picks. Uncle Phil remains on top of the heap, even with Kyle coming off the top rope with an unforeseen Liberty over Arkansas pick.
Jeff, Sean and Jakob make up some ground but everyone is going to need some luck to catch the lead dog for the championship!
Alabama fans are still reeling from their all time classic loss to LSU.
But hope remains for 4 or more Big XII teams to still have a chance to take down TCU for the Big 12 crown.
Also, Sean uses his photographic memory to decipher and analyze the College Football Playoff picture Live on air!
Hold on tight as the Goal Line Guys return to exotic Tyrone Florida to fend off drunk, chain smoking weirdos from Ohio while recording on the luxurious patio of your local sports bar.
Jeff went absolutely gang busters for the 3rd week in a row and topped his recent performances off with a perfect week of selections.
Cmon...where else can you get perfect analysis by Jeff, even amongst the jealous grumblings of Sean and Josh?
Nowhere but Goal Line Guys, that's where!
For whatever reason, this week's selections are less than premium (again) but the Goal Line Guys really turned up the analysis and humor.
Is Uncle Phil feeling the walls close in on him?
Will John D. ever get his shit together and get his picks in?
Get your chores done early Saturday and lock in for perhaps the best late night game slate in GLG history!
ADVISORY FOR THE GLG FAITHFUL
This episode is best enjoyed with headphones as we were experimenting with our recording equipment. Apparently the dual microphone function on my bad ass phone records mono....
This is a small sacrifice to bring you the best football analysis available on God's green Earth.
Back to your regularly scheduled programming....
Well what do you know, Jeff has won another week and is collecting his earnings in cold hard cash this week. Uncle Phil remains in the lead with a significant margin, but word on the street is he is a little shaky after two weeks of being out performed.
This week's games provide some clarity, as the wheat begins to separate from the chaff in several conference races. Can teams patch up injuries an adjust accordingly after some tough match ups and unforeseen losses?
There is a lot to lose for big teams this weekend, will chaos ensue?
Will someone in the pick pool shoot for a major upset pick?
Tune in for this week's shenanigans and prognostications.
As always, have a bad ass Saturday!
Well shit on my balls and call me Steven, it looks like Jeff won week 7 outright!
Hats off to our favorite SUV crossover driving, sparkling water drinking madman.
Alas, like that booger you can't get out of your nose despite all your gold digging, that scoundrel Uncle Phil is lurking right behind Jeff by one point but still dominating in the overall lead by 21 points.
Kyle shot both of his feet off by getting only 11 points and everyone else tightened up the pack slightly and are still looking to ascend to greatness. Josh also has written his 3rd formal letter of written apology due to the Oklahoma game (again), as the chaos in the Big 12 continues
What a week of great games as Tennessee did some remodeling with their stadium by putting their goal posts in the river (WTF?).
Week 8 lines up for some off beat adventures picks wise as the slate is a little thin on conference action. None the less our intrepid gamblers will continue to amaze you with their horrible rationalizations and picks as well as parlays, money lines and O/U bets.
Strap in for another legendary episode of Goal Line Guys. (drugs and alcohol are highly recommended)
Week 7 is here and hot diggity damn do we have another amazing slate of games for you.
The noon , mid-day and night time games are absolutely chock full of crunchy, satisfying goodness.
Sean and Joshua had to improvise by recording this episode in a (similar but legally distinct from) owl themed sports bar. This episode was recorded in an alley no less but what would you expect from such degenerates?
Also we left in the interaction we had with our lovely angel of a waitress. Why? Because it was funny and I'm too lazy and talentless to edit it out of the episode.
Dig in for another hour of amazing sports analysis and generally hilarious philosophical musings.
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That's right, we are back. We missed Week 5, so what? We had a perfectly good excuse.
Hurricane Ian was slated to destroy us, but took a turn south and destroyed Fort Myers instead. (shout out to Fort Myers, we will be sending donations!)
If you thought things have been close thus far, it gets even tighter this week. Uncle Phil maintains his death grip on the leader board but John O made some moves.
There are tons of tight games and close spreads this week so buckle up!
Welcome back Goal Line Goons (yes that is now what you're unofficially known as). Don't worry we have sexy merchandise in the works so you can show your allegiance to our super underground podcast.
Week 4 is here and last week's results were tear inducing for some and boner causing for others. Hats off to John O for a near perfect week and congrats to Uncle Phil for taking the lead in the pool.
The games look thin in terms of sex appeal again this week but if you aren't excited go ahead and slam your dick in sliding van door because you're fucking wrong again. This podcast is best enjoyed with a beer, a coffee or any other sort of mind altering drugs... just depending on what your employer is willing to put up with or can't catch you doing.
Unfortunately, Sean is out of town kicking ass at his job and was unavailable to record live. Good thing for you we know him and we write down notes to read during the podcast so you can get a taste of his awesome handicapping skills.
Get your couch warmed up for Saturday and enjoy the podcast.
Don't forget to share the podcast with friends, foes and basically anyone you meet. We can't understate how much we want this to become our full time paying job.
Thanks for tuning in.
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Week 2 is gone and all we got left is the crying! What an absolute banger of a week as higher ranked teams ate dog shit sandwiches and under dogs shocked the world.
In this Episode, Sean and Joshua do what they normally do.... drink cheap draft beer, eat chicken wings and talk mad shit about football.
Week 3 in the pick em pool is sneaky good with some under the radar match ups and cross conference clashes.
Tune in as the Goal Line Guys weave epic tales of victory, despair, triumph and folly as you stare blankly at the road on your way to your soul crushing job. We strive to provide a mental oasis of humor, analytics and good old locker room talk in preparation for your anything but sober weekend.
Thanks for joining us again and be sure to share the website and grow the STREAM!
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In an unconventional format...JT and Josh each break down some of the better performances from week 1. And as always, getting you prepped for some CFB excitement this Saturday!
Hold on to your butts!
WEEK one is in the MF'in house and we've got some amazing picks, predictions and typical shenanigans loaded up for the Goal Line Faithful!
Crack a cold one and get ready for some FOOTBALL!
Josh & JT introduce Sean as we discuss UF's upcoming season and expectations for first year coach Billy Napier
The guys discuss Miami football, new HC Mario Cristobal, promising QB Tyler Van Dyke, as well as their season predictions in this episode.