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Billy mad about The Winnie The Pooh movie, Millennial's aren't buying houses, Lady runs over Re-Po guy, Parents are hiring Fortnite coaches for their kids, Are men allowed to cry, Am I weird for this and more!!!!
Girl hanging on to her Dead Ex's phone, Bride left at the alter, Call in and tell us to shut up and more!!!!
Pets rich people own, The phone is the #1 cause of fights, A real man stays with a woman even if she gets pregnant by someone else and more!!!
Why your dog hates being petted, A real man will stay if his girl gets pregnant by someone else, The heat wave is causing the poops, Nard IQ and more!!!
Billy Bicycle, Guy loses his dog in divorce, Pamela Anderson blames the rise in Asexuality, Heidi Klum is a bad Mom? Flashing in public, Big girl beats up little girl and more!!!!
Derek is late, Queen of Divorce, Fired over breast feeding comments, Pity Sex, Derek's girl calls in and more!!!
Fat Airlines, Period Parties, Ask permission to hold hands, Flight attendants are the most sexually harassed and more!!!
How you treat your mom, The word Slut, Going through your partners phone, Felix is hungry and more!!!!
Billy is mad at Scorpions, Maid of honor confessions, Eskimo brothers, Shopping over sex and more!!!!
Using sex as a weapon, Women like sexist, Confronting a cheater, Wet whistle game and more!!!
Neighbor dispute, Name baby after an ex, Ugly guys have to buy more expensive rings, Would you marry a complete stranger, Haunting one night stands and more!!!
Bucket list, How'd she die game, Kourtney Kardashian, How to spot a broke dude and more!!!
Back from vacation and our phones don't work. Billy bitched about it most of the show. Follow us on Twitter @BMS_Billy @BMS_Derek @BMS_Nard
Penis seen from space, What not to say on A first date, Jimmy Johns worker is a tattle tale, Kids snitching on their parents and more!!!!!
Dr. Jeneby stops by to assess Felix, Guy gets emotional about his cat, Fetish Creeps, Roar Game and more!!!!
Why do you fart often, Political Ad gets crazy, Period blanket causes Billy to attack Derek and Nard for no reason, Can't believe people want our advice on anything and more!!!!
Nard wood work, 40% of women are unhappy with their sex life, All girls have side dudes, Special talents and more!!!
Child Support affecting your credit, Americans love Group Sex, Man Spies on Wife, Girlfriend destroys boyfriends truck, 911 called during baptism and more!!!!
BMS Game Night Recap, Shooting in testicles over A/C Unit, Can you love more than one person, Flipping kids off and more!!!!
Coco the Gorilla, Cruise Ship Confessions, Old Game Shows, Yelling at your kid is now abuse, Can-Sexual and more!!!!
Super Models are just like us, Jada Pickett Smith talks about her vagina, Ex Crashes wedding, Board Games over Sex and more!!!!!
Politician sounds like Mr. Garrison, Sex on a plane, Ivanka Trump Flashing a hot dog vendor, Why did you get divorced and more!!!!
Abs are out, Dads are in, Target pulls Baby Daddy cards, Breast Implants, Hipster baby names and more!!!!
Who's in the wrong, Jada Pickett's Grandma taught her about masturbation, Women cheat cause they love their husbands, Is it ok to hate men and more!!!
10% of couples check their phones during sex, Revenge calls, Kissing on the toilet, How often do you think about divorce, Studio gets heated and more!!!
Camel Pee game, Mother gets overly involved in fight, Nard clues, Kidnapper debate and more!!!
Guy roasts entire family, Blow up doll on a plane, Work rumors, Fortnite Rehab, IHOb and more!!!!!
Billy is back from vacation, Guys are mad about changing tables, IHOB, Car wash bit, Women are working too much and more!!!
Bill is Sick, Bill does math on Nard's forehead, Chicken finger debate, Outdoor sex and more!!!!
Bikini woman resists arrests, People are now saving their dead relatives tattoos, Parents are giving kids edible weed, Do you have a secret child and more!!!!
Morgan Freeman defends himself, Masturbating at work, Girl Wants lip injections for one reason, Cockroach milk and more!!!!
Richie Incognito, Queen of Divorce, Are you on the phone too much, Meaghan Markle, Butt Cheek Trivia and more!!!!
Nard got in trouble, Prison Spanking, Lil Tay on GMA, Facebook Revenge Porn and more!!!!
Eagle vs Fox, Our Phone Screener got married, 30 year old suing his parents for making him move out, Derek got in trouble, Where do babies come from and more!!!
Best Sound Track of all time, Russel Brand hates being a dad, The real reason girls sign up for dating sites, Nard Soap in mouth game, Sex toys on your wedding night and more!!!!!
People can't name a book, Abused Golfer is staying with his wife, Man punches service dog and deaf woman, Masturbation month and more!!!!
Dad fights a pedophile, Dr. Jeneby in Studio, Lady spends insane amount of money on Dog, What really causes women to cheat and more!!!!!
Cupcake game, Robert Kraft baby mama? Golfer's wife attacks him and his mother following a bad tournament, Roommate snaps over a TV show and more!!!!
Bush is the new Brazilian, Aggressive Tinder profiles, Work Stalker, Alligator causes mayhem and more!!!!
Nard can't say Thanos, Are Ponchos offensive, 4 year old Gun Enthusiast, Women hates Beta Males.
Derek is late, Man sets Sex Predators on fire, Do girls prefer guys with Nice Cars, Public toilet sex, Ask the audience and more!!!!!
Get a warning not to marry someone, Queen of Divorce, Fraud Child Support, Derek's chick calls in and more!!!!
Males who breast feed, Derek getting cold feet, Rehab for social media, Worst weddings of all time, Whats Buggin Nard and more!!!!
Felix had a real date this weekend, Lady freaks out at Popeyes, Friendzoned, Has your kid ever been kicked out of daycare, Felix Parody, Revenge sex and more!!!
Waffle house shooting, Will Smith Youtube, Texas says Revenge Porn is ok, 911 call operator hangs up on people, Jay Feely in trouble for gun prom photo, Male Birth Control and more!!!
Billy has to go see the butt doctor, Queen of Divorce, John Cena and the pre nup, Grandma stripper and more!!!!
Who described Nard's wife better, Southwest flight, Apartment secrets, Forest Bathing, Wife who doesn't want to cuddle, Anybody hurt their wiener and more!!!!
Big Lady covered in Ketchup, Kylie Jennar being Mom shamed, Porn is demonic, People that like to be rude and more!!!
Billy's hot water heater, John Cena breaks up over kids, Twerking while giving CPR, Bed Beats and more!!!
Tucson Trip, Agressive Tinder profiles, Weatherman goes in on Co Workers, Nipple play and more!!!!
Incest, Oscar Del la hoya Kitchen Utensils, Cancer lady wants some D, Dustin Ybarra in studio and more!!!
Tristan Thompson cheated, Duck tries to avenge his friends death, Sword attack, Guys crying after getting cheated on, Bats vs Guns, Friend zone, Netflix releases saddest movie ever and more!!!!!
Cocaine flew into purse, Affair prove your marriage, Pregnant at the worst time, Dog hits on a horse and more!!!!
Wrestlemania, Fight with a pizza, Ex still haunts you, Dad kicks son out over PS4, Raised by wolves and more!!!!
Conor McGregor, Dating apps, Queen Of Divorce, I have a question, Bert Kreichser in studio and more!!!!
Woman sets Ex on fire, 78 year old stabs home intruder, Steve Harvey, Is your sex style outta date and more!!!
Billy's phone is microwaving his brain, Sidechick called out, Guy pays money to get out of a fight, Mom tries to get son to go to church and more!!!
Recap of DNA results, Channing Tatum, Disney Cruise, Can you top this, Reason you got dumped, Condom challenge and more!!!!
Our Social media guy is a dick, Men are crying now more than ever, Meat Gazing, DNA Results and more!!!
Twitch Talk, Sex before you go out, Blowjob in Court, Tattooing a baby, Attacked with an object, Derek Apology and more!!!!
Alligator baby gender reveal party, Wife caught husband wearing her clothes, Proposal weight, Mail order bride, Dirty talk and more!!!!
Stormy Daniels, Racist Mom, Nurse sex, Dirty Delete, Butt Cancer, Worst Songs to sing while driving and more!!!
Stormy Daniels, Is it ok to squeeze another man's testicles during a fight? Twerking gone wrong, High while you drive and more!!!!
Queen Of Divorce, What would you tell your 25 year old self, McSecrets, Micro-Cheating, Final Fornication and more!!!!
MLB Pitcher gets revenge on a Bull, Drunk stories, D pic etiquette, Nard Liquid game and more!!!
Who said it game, Reason for man boobs, Fattening up your partner, Struggling to get an erection and more!!!
Julian wants advice on threesomes, Snuggies, Bad Netflix and Chill stories, Tattle tales, Guy gets caught in the car with his sidechick and more!!!!
Billy hates day light savings, Oj Simpson confession, Billy finally proved right about girls shaving each other, Male fart porn, Girls really are terrible drivers and more!!!!
Cash me Oustside, Nard Accent game, Dong Temple, Kissin Cousins, Tom Lee Knocked out by son and more!!!!
5 ways to boost your sex life, Do you have a smelly co worker? Men are starting to wear makeup, Fart fans and more!!!!!
Food or women? The Nard all better game, Dad makes bully son run to school, Police Chief caught smoking weed, Callers do impressions of everyone on the show and more!!!!!
Oscar Talk, Billy watched an awful movie, New Status Animal, Bacon Causes Cancer, Yoga to replace detention, Nard almost dies and more!!!!
Nard watches pimple pooping videos, Babymama ever hit you? Jeff Jarrett live in studio and more!!!!
Ever been pooped on? Deleting social media posts, Does the meth diet work? Nard's 7 second game and more!!!!
Ryan Seacrest, Die of a broken heart, Id like to hang out with derek but, Phone to the balls, FB live murder and more!!!
Teacher in trouble recording a fight, Young people are fat, Bad sex habits, Guy with 2 weiners, Worst gift ever and more!!!
How did you learn about sex, Boy lays an egg, Have you been banned somewhere, #IagreeWithDerek and more!!!
Blac Chyna, Poop nails, C-Block yourself, Worst things to hear in the bedroom and more!!!!
Do you creep on your co workers social media, Teacher gets fired for body slamming student, Farting on a plane, Peppa pig causes Autism and more!!!!
Fergie butchers national anthem, Cruise Ship fight, Sex ban on your wedding night and more!!!!
Food in Bed, Road Rage gone wrong, Weiners are getting bigger, Nard gets his butt nipples pierced and more!!!
Utah school gets weird, Black panther costume controversy, Lady who consumes her period, Nard eyebrow game and more!!!
Happy Valentine's day, Have you ever been curved, Getting rid of the term best friend, Caught watching weird porn and more!!!
Peter Rabbit backlash, Rich parents obligations, Gary Spivey, Would you rather and more!!!!
Workplace romance, Dumb couple who sold everything to buy a boat, Should viagra be a couples decision, Nard gets tortured and more!!!
Mystery burrito, Kim K Photo, Emotional pet hamster, Whisper porn, Butt tattoo and more!!!!
Gronks house got robbed, No more Father Daughter dances, Galentines day, Derek and Nard translate a video in Espanol and more!!!!
Gronks house got robbed, No more Father Daughter dances, Galentines day, Derek and Nard translate a video in Espanol and more!!!!
Box set girlfriends, 3 some gone wrong, Man loses virginity to an alien, horse poop game and more!!!
Super Bowl 52, Philly fans eat horse shit, Man sues over tinder, The snow flake game and more!!!!
Felix's dad passed away, Porn at Applebees, Bullying, Perfect sex age, The Worst moments in radio and more!!!!
People hate Tom Brady, Kink talk, Girls sext only cause they are cheating, Science makes fun of short husbands and more!!!
Nard is a backseat rider, Quincy Jones craps on T Swift. 7 year old arrested for punching teacher, Derek and Nard become "Battle Buddies" (Must listen) and more!!!!
Derek is back from Disney, Felix had the worst week of his career, Radio host bullies Tom Brady's kid, Extra body parts and more!!!
TWITTER TROLLS SCARED ROSE AWAY, DEREK CALLS IN WITH A DISNEY UPDATE AND OTHER STUFF I CANT REMEMBER
Football talk, New STD, Why you should start eating at the Strip Club, Ever date someone who stinks, Guy proposes to stripper girlfriend on stage and more!!!
Criss Angel and Billy meet, Negative Facebook comments, Mom Charges daughter rent, Millionaire throws crazy party for 12 year old and more!!!
Cuddle party gets weird, Facebook selfie leads to murder conviction, Taking your wife's last name and more!!!
Masculinity under attack, Did you get pregnant just to collect a check, Wedding farts, #1 search term on porn sites for girls and more!!!
Nard is not a man, Guy calls in and wants to know if he's a deadbeat, Contraceptive app, Face-timing while naked, Tide pod challenge and more!!!!
Billy and his robot, Felix Email, Girl wants to change her kids, Does spanking your kid making them fat, Intense Truth or Dare and more!!!!
Studio cameras were stolen, German playboy reboot, James Franco scandal, How to win every argument and more!!!
Stan lee accusations, Nursing home calls, Frank wants his wife to dress like a mom, Lady shoots husband on the toilet and more!!!
Oprah running for President, Cheating while pregnant, Preacher rips girls with multiple baby daddies, Woman makes 200k a year insulting men and more!!!
Billy is sick, Derek is late, Queen of divorce, Warren has beef with his friend and more!!!
Bill had a bad day, Logan Paul is in deep shit, Jesse calls in asking for advice, 15 ways to tell your man he's not the dad and more!!!
Nude vacations, Did you think you were gonna get proposed to? Confessions with Bill, Gangsta trivia with Nard and more!!!!
Everybody is attacking Keaton Jones, Nard is the worst story teller of all time, Derek is not dead and more!!!
Nard cut his own hair, Worst sunburn of all time, Sex is better than ______, Dumbass Daniel got dumped and more!!!
Cry room, Man begs a woman not to leave him, Sarah got pregnant by a loser, Do you hate weddings and more!!!
We lost our station in Seattle, Sex toys in the bedroom, Russian model being foot shamed
Do you keep a sex toy in the office, Sheriff will no longer give hugs, Mom jailed for cussing at son and more!!!!
Derek gets his nipples from his mom, People prefer having female bosses, Nard Game and more!!!
Social media trouble, Current lover is bad because ______, Mechanic fights customer, Girl nails boobs to a board, Jay-Z crying and more!!!!!
Matt Lauer fired, Peta Chicken statue, Dildo found by DaD, Man tries to rob a gas station with lotion, Nard Catchphrase game and more!!!!
Billy is the King Of Laundry, OCD means you are a racist, What men should wear, Nard Hundredaire game and more!!!
Back from Vacation, Did you bang at your relatives, Billy got his CHL, North Korea Relationships, Can you be sued for ruining a marriage and more!!!!
Country Music Talk, 2 million for virginity, Weird support animals, Certain sex positions based on weight, Ever creep somebody out and more!!!
Nard blows his wifes birthday, Mom burns son, Tips on having sex on a plane, Nard quiz and more!!!!
Fanny packs, Christmas is canceled for kids, Grown man crying over a tow, Girls don't get CPR, Nard Clues and more!!!
Party recap, Lady has fat breast milk, Biggest porky you told, Vaping out of a girl's butt, Derek's girl calls in and more!!
Green Ranger wants to fight, Nard attacks everyone, Everett in studio, Price is right game and more!!!
A terrible tragedy happened in Sutherland Springs,TX where at least 27 people lost their lives. We spent the majority of the morning grieving with our community.
Fat is the new normal, Sexting while married, Roaching, Guy thinks he found his wife on a sex tape and more!!!
This podcast allows you to listen to The Billy Madison Show which aired live on Friday November 3rd 2017 and more!!!!
Nudes on your phone game, Couple's Court, Guys that quit having alone time have better sex and more!!!
The knockout game is back, Why cars should not have horns, Who's more fun, Cheating improves your relationship, Things that make guys creepy and more!!
Derek's girlfriend checks his ass and Nard gets a tattoo on the bottom of his foot or does he?
Happy Birthday Baby Landon, Bullied or Pregnant, Side Chicks staying loyal, 3 words a woman wants to hear and more!!!
Fat resorts, Allergic to the modern world, Ghost hunting, Who has the dumbest couple fight, Unbreakable dating rules and more!!!!!
Nard Ghost app, Slut is a harsh word, Dad songs, Pumpkins thrown over the bridge, Felix's birthday and more!!!
Renting sex dolls, Do girls want to be courted, Ratchet moms at birthday parties, Pleasure wives and more!!!
Calling your man daddy, Halloween cancelled, Kids ruin your life, Advice from girl cheaters.
Billy's house is bitching at him, Bob calls in with a nudist colony question, Hit Nard with a shoe game, Bonding with the bros and more!!
Dog mistakes human for a fire hydrant, Coach punches a student, Girl throws hot cheese on a 7/11 employee and more!!!
North Korea talk, Face tattoo, Bro time, Death of selfies, A Weird candy bar bit and more!!!
Nard being rude to JR, The Rock is mad, Hardest part about being a parent, Instagram star streams sex, Daycare workers playing with dildos and more!!!
Worst thing to happen during sex, Bully parents could face jail time, Guy makes out with a turtle and gets bit, Hotels are fighting back against bad reviews and more!!
Decomposing body at group sex, Do you Fantasize about other people, Girl's bash eachother, Guy crying about affection, Girls have backup, Guy upset he only has sex twice and more!!!
Crazy Breakups, Pigging, The new thing Divorced women are doing, Dan White calls out Jason Aldean, Sex Robots and Webcam hackers
Dr J, Queen Of Divorce, Disrespectful 9 year old on Maury, Animals get jealous and more!!!
George Foreman challenges Stevan Segal, Dad kills daughters abuser, The 1 thing you're not supposed to say to your wife and more!!!
Tom Petty passes away, Apparently Eyebrows are a big deal, Mom beats daughter for getting naked while she was naked, Sending Nudes to co workers and more!!!
Horrible shooting in Vegas, Social Media is a silent killer, Ask The Audience and more!!
Grandma's review sex toys, Baby Poop Rant, Rick Flair sex with 10,000 women, Boxing trivia and Nard gets dropped.
Redneck fishing, Dog Bucket list, Lego Treadmill, Chinese Divorce Exam, Top Munchie Foods and more!
Are we in the Matrix? Women can now drive in Saudi Arabia, Weird Pet Names, Co-Ed Sleepovers and more!!!
Trump hates the NFL, Kylie Jennar pregnant, For the dick Challenge, Toothpicks in bus seats and more!!!
Ex Wife attacks New Wife, Find out something weird about your partner, Monster Spray, Alex Smith is a loser, Naval Nurses caught flipping off babies, The Mad Pooper and more!!
Public Sex, Yale getting rid of the term Freshman, Man exposes cheating girlfriend, The Hater App, Squeaky Dan sucks and more!!!!
Inmates eat a rat, Frog or a Prince, Women are really into this _______, Are you currently sex gambling, Karate sex and more!!!
Peppa Pig, Jealous of your kid, Woman sues over orgasm, Does anybody schedule sex, Sex dolls being hacked and more!!
School tells people to masturbate before rape, Nard wrestled over the weekend, Man kills brother over bandwidth, Stuff the groom doesn't know.
Bill went to see the new movie IT, Queen Of Divorce, Tinder date gone wrong, Ideal man or woman, Daddy application, Girls in studio and Nard gets dick flipped
COCKroach milk, Grown men and Teddy Bears, Creepy gifts on 1st dates, Women who are baby hungry, Gym Teachers calling you fat, Guy dies after proposal and more!!!
Brand new affiliate 103.3 The Fort in Ft. Wayne Indiana, What has your kid ruined, Porn Hub Comments, Tinder date ends shitty, Bar moments and a game of Scramble!!!
Kid drop kicks other kids on snapchat, 69 goes down in the middle of the road, Did your ex bang one of your friends, Signs your girl is bad in bed, Pull out method has doubled in usage since 2002 and Weed makes your sperm slower.
Nard battles Safety Patrol, Get to know the vagina, Weirdest thing you found on someone's computer and more!!!
Weed smokers walk different, Models turned prostitute, Would you accept a small ring, Year of the cuckold, Nard vs Joel Osteen and more!!
How to tell if a woman is into you, Do girls like being spanked in public, Whips, Conor McGregor game and more!!!
Chickens are the new dogs, Nard got himself into a situation, Cyber Loafing, Mom hacks off son's penis and more!!!
Robot sex, Have you ever been ghosted, Grandma beat up over The Steelers game, Tinder date gone wrong, Nard doesn't trust Derek and more!!
Jon Bones Jones, Billy got his balls lasered, OBGYN doctors, Cheated 47 times and more!!!
Bicycle darts, Tiger Woods Penis, Good Credit or Big Dong, Divorced over a toilet and more!!!
Nard's Back!! Billy and Derek were in Seattle this weekend, Man dies trying to break up a fight, People who got horny at funerals, Eclipse talk, Girl poops everywhere, Once a cheater always a cheater and the cone of shame.
Plus size male models, affair proof your marriage, update from Nard, Granddaughter gets beat up and more
Felix has the worst life, Crazy G/F contract, Will you have my baby? It's like a mans ass and more!!!
Worst babysitter ever, Fair sex, Romance is dead, Britney Spears bum rushed, TATA Towel, Don't wake daddy and more
Trying to hard to impress a girl, Cucktry music, Craziest place you smoked weed, Women sets husband on fire, Man wants engagement ring back and more....
Mother of 1 goes down on some dude in a fast food place, Girl gives her man herpes on purpose, Why did you get dumped, Cricket nachos, Why millennials cheat and more!!!
Make up for guys, Nard's Back, Lots of Breakups, Having sex for a cheeseburger and more!!!
Billy Instagram, Penis caught on the fence, Biggest combined sex weight, Why did you get dumped and more!!!
Are girls actually better drivers? Poop Tasking, Dog Shaming, Open Window Sex, Mom Attacks Rude Kid and OMG I can't believe that just happened!
Hot Russian Motorcycle Girl Dies In Motorcycle Crash, Babysitter Gets A New Car, Donkey Sex, Can You Top This? Calling Your Man Daddy And More
Are you smart enough to have kids, Cat Talk, Billy attacked by Bee's, D pic gets sent to mom, Titantic is ruining Nudes, Fist fight in front of your kids and more!!
NFL CTE's, Human Pets, DC Cry Face, Kris Jennar is a serial cheater, Sleep or Sex and more!!!
New BMS Mashups, Have you been dumped because of your nipples? Profession with the highest divorce rate, Threesomes gone wrong and more!
Homeless man takes his shot with a hot girl, Father kills son after son finds humiliating photos, Man fights off Woman trying to rape him, Millennials have killed beer and more
Ancient Human Sex, Felix in studio, Are swingers hitting on me? Highlighting your vagina and more
MMA Orphan House, Sending nudes at work, Swingers are big, Nard's not smart game and more......
Corporal Punishment, Woman's sexual peak, $65K in child support for a kid that's not his and more
Chester from Linkin Park committed suicide, OJ out on Parole. Girls in studio, Woman attacks side chick and more!
Man Shot on facebook live, Nard Space Game, Outsource Sex to save marriage and more....
Stealing dogs is big business, Meat Cleaver stuck in guys skull, Housewives doing Cam shows, Nard's Bad Girls Club, Weird Stuff you do when you're alone and more...
Felix and Nard argue right off the bat, R kelly has sex hostages, Deal Breakers, Son Kills Dad after Dad sees Son's girlfriend Naked and more!!!
Taco bell Manager goes viral, Skydiver is a dick, Teen Vogue Anal talk, Social Media STD's and Can Nard Spell It?
Wife sends husband to the couch where he dies, Nard Interview, Bill Almighty, OCD and More!!!!!
Breast Feeding in Public, Pregnant Strippers, Weird Compliments Girls Get, Man Card Jeopardy and Is Shopping With Your Chick Fun?
Good Morning texts, Ask The Audience, Bush-a-Phobia, Baby Bird Game, Stealing weed and getting caught having sex on a plane.
Teens busted having sex on the beach, It's tough being a man, Ask the Audience, Sex While Breast Feeding, Makeup Free or Nude Photo?
Gov Christie is the best, Poopy pants goes for $15,000. Sex Dolls, 69 butt fart challenge and why you shouldn't glitter bomb your vagina.
Gov Christie is the best, Poopy pants goes for $15,000. Sex Dolls, 69 butt fart challenge and why you shouldn't glitter bomb your vagina.
Killed over a Dog turd, Where are all the good men at? Confessions with Almighty Bill, Whats your fetish and Rob vs Chyna.
Are Dick pics photograph rape? Did She Cheat? In Laws make fun of your weight and pregnant girl runs over thief in parking lot.
The best gift you can give your husband, LD calls in, Fatass pets, MouthHug or Sex and The Scooby Snack Game
No Podcast for Monday. Thats 100% on @BMS_Felix. Breakfast Boobs, Having a smartphone makes you stupid, What did you steal from work and The Pyramid Game with Nard.
Nard got cucked, Do you have Social Media regret and a new app lets you match with a celebrity look a like and MORE!!! #BMS
Women are better than Men? Kids fat shaming their Parents, The #1 Reason guys cheat and a Fake News Game.
Nard did Extreme Midget Wrestling, Girl gives birth to her brother, Drone Peeping Toms, Top 10 Movies, 3 Some advice and Hot Girls Brushing their teeth.
Fat Shaming your kids, The Rise of PornoSexuals, Do you have a thirsty mom? Straight pride and Nard's Quiz of the Day!!
Billy talks about his sugar-free diet, people keep 13 secrets to themselves, a girls calls in asking about advice with her bf, and more
Nard and Felix spelling bee, girls who keep their last name after marriage, Nard has epic arguments with his wife, and more
Tiger Woods got a DUI, sleeping on the couch, Derek makes a bet on Wonder Woman, and more
Secretly hating a co-worker, weighing the same as your partner is a bad thing according to women, and more
Secretly hating a co-worker, weighing the same as your partner is a bad thing according to women, and more
Turn offs for men, secretly hating a co-worker, weighing the same as your partner is a bad thing according to women, and more
A local cop punches a teenager and it's causing outrage, being a bully like our President, having a porn addiction, seeing things you weren't supposed to see, and more
Daniel lets his girlfriend read the prep, teacher kissed a student, teacher had sex with a student, men who don't like women on women sex, and more
Devastating terrorist attack in London, breaking up with your spouse if they gained too much weight in the relationship, freezing sperm for artificial insemination, and more
Seal dragged little girl in the water, having a sex barter with your spouse, yelling at kids that aren't yours, Nard quiz of the day, and more
Chris Cornell's final words, Dr. Jeneby live in studio, Derek's girlfriend wants boobs and he refuses to let her, and electrical tape trivia, and more
Chris Cornell passes away of apparent suicide, Nard and Felix battle in trivia, Derek doesn't want his mom to move in, and more
Chris Cornell passes away of apparent suicide, Nard and Felix battle in trivia, Derek doesn't want his mom to move in, and more
Bad things happening to you worse than a speeding ticket, people who would fail a drug test at work, things that stopped you having sex, and more
People call in and tell us their secrets, forgiving men who cheat because it's in their DNA, sexiest thing a woman can wear, writing a tinder bio about your ex, and more
Is it okay to call someone else's kid your kid, college girl flips out over Trump sign, live we need to talk, and more
Girls have a hobby horse competition, Nard and Daniel try a breast pump, Nard says fat people are freaky, and more
Live we need to talk, fire extinguisher trivia, girls who like kinky sex, how to punish your spouse for being bad, and more
Crazy fight on Southwest Airlines, having a crazy gf, school cancelling Mother's Day, people who lower their standards to date, and more
Nard gets attacked for the way he dresses, Nard quiz of the day, Nard and Daniel are attacking each other and it's savage, and more
An elderly lady was slammed at a pool party, girls who are handling things at home won't be cheated on, having a steak or burger at home, and more
Delta airlines kicks off couple with toddler and Nard agrees with the airline, Cinco de Stinko trivia, Nard's birthday celebration, and more
Getting pregnant by a douche bag, ironing your chicks clothes, May the 4th be with you trivia, and more
Having a creepy cousin, embarrassing fart moments, playing baby roulette, girls who are psycho cute, and more
Jimmy John's employee not afraid of guns, having a lame partner in bed, taking a pic with your kid in a bathtub debate, a friend zone horror movie was made and it's great, and more
Roger Goodell wipes a boogie on a handicapped girl, Nard tries to spell NFL teams, not being the father after a DNA test, and more
Bullying is out of hand, people with bumper stickers are psycho, Rose gives advice topless, and more
Nard and Daniel play dueling toilets, Facebook live is getting out of control, how men and women prefer their spouse shave, and more
Teachers are thirsty, boxer rips Kim K's ass, are you gay if you have gay sex in prison, catching your spouse cheating and more
The guys are back from vacation, we debut in our new market of Seattle, mom upset over clothing store not having big people clothes, impromptu ask the audience, and more
Fear Factor Friday and Nard freaks out, dating hot girls is the worse ever, one night stands are not considered cheating and more
Billy dyed his beard, Dr. A handles your pain questions, finding things on social media that's a deal breaker, and more
Daniel is clingy and it will ruin his relationship, banging a prostitute while pregnant, Dennis Hof impromptu interview because Daniel is an idiot, and more
United Airlines forcefully removes guy from plane, sex expert says talking to mom about orgasm helps the girl, men who still play with toys, and more
Billy has a new painting of Nard and was offered $500, girls doing things on their bachelorette party, Daniel and Nard eat grasshopper and worm sandwiches, and more
Jerry's party, expert says to end the friend zone, masturbation bill in Texas causing major controversy, and more
Pepsi political commercial gets pulled, several callers call in asking for advice, Felix doesn't like when Nard makes fun of him, and more
People who love pregnancy sex, forcing your kid to eat breakfast is child abuse, millennials would rather live with their parents than get married, and more
A rich man has sex with 4 different girls every night, millennials prefer stay at home moms, girls who propose to dudes, Nard and Daniel get glued together, Nard has the worse throw in the history of man, and more
Daniel gives his Wrestlemania recap, cheating on your spouse while pregnant or being cheated on while being pregnant, taking your kid on a first date, and more
Nard interviews Felix and Daniel again but Felix doesn't play along, Nard and Daniel eat goat brains, continuing with the wedding if a death or tragedy happens on the day of, and more
There's a petition to fire Daniel , demeaning to be called a girl, being friends with the girl who has the same baby daddy as you, what's in Nard's butt, and more
Derek's mom thinks she's an alien, Daniel posts pics of his gf on social media and he's still married, men and women bragging about being good sexually, ask the audience, and more
Nard answers the phones again because Daniel sucks, the phones aren't working again, girls calling guy daddy in a sexual way, and more
Felix and Daniel explode the show in the morning, dude who has man boobs calls in and Billy offers to fix his boobs, seeing nasty things done to food, and more
Derek is back live and he loves to get rim jobs, Nard and Daniel try to start a new trend, go to sad songs for dudes, and more
Austin makes out with two girls, kissing a girl and liking it, a lady doesn't want her big friend to stand in her wedding, a brother wants his sister to stop being thirsty, and more
Austin and Rose fill in for Derek, lady wants to know if she should let her 17 year old daughter let her boyfriend spend the night, a lady hates the doggy style position, and more
People are buying used panties, Derek gets his cheating free trophy, people are boycotting Beauty and the Beast, and more
Rose tries to make Derek give into the ultimate temptation, a woman believes a man should pay child support, and more
Temptation Tuesday for Derek, ask the audience, ladies reveal where they have farted, dudes doing dumb things to impress a chick, and more
Nard had a great anniversary weekend, live we need to talk, how long should foreplay last, and more
Bad accident on the freeway and Daniel didn't tell him, Nard interviews Daniel and Felix and asks the tough questions, BMS confessions, and more
Live we need to talk, couples who don't have sex anymore, girls who find it as a compliment when guys finish fast, and more
Peeps and Nerds debate, people believe revenge porn isn't bad, girls who owned playgirl, do girls prefer longer sex or longer foreplay, and more
BMS couples confessions, stepmom is the most popular fetish on porn sites, boogie game, slap game, and more
Fat Tuesday big girl check in, people share their incest stories, getting arrested at a young age, getting pregnant while on birth control, and more
Academy Awards recap, Bill Paxton passes away, staying with your spouse after catching them cheating or sexting, and more
Nard and Felix implode the show, a girl calls in asking for advice, do girls prefer abs or penis size, and more...
A dude calls in to catch his chick cheating, getting the perfect D pic, the common traits of cheaters, and more
A couple calls in for we need to talk, Nard and Daniel play dipstick trivia, lady spits in a baby's face because it's foreign, and more
Rose dating game, swinger power couple reveal their lifestyle. spank a hot girl Friday, and more
Being allowed to have sex with other men while in a relationship, Armando Montelongo calls in to start the contest, frying pan trivia, and more
Being monogamous is hard, we need to talk live, Daniel didn't get daughter anything for Valentine's Day, and more
BMS confessions, baby coming out a different color, Daniel left his wife because she didn't like his music, Valentine's Day sob stories, and more
Huge concert announcement, Adam and Eve sling out toys, doing bad things in front of your house, and more
San Antonio top 10 for threesomes, quickly having sex after meeting, mom has an out of control kid, and more
Spending on vagina, Armando Montelongo come and challenges Nard, chick calls in and wants a gang bang, and more
Nard is a true cuckhold, signs to get out of a relationship, sexting and getting back with your chick, girls secretly want a Valentine's Day gift, and more
Crazy things that you saw fall out of the sky, depants game, a crazy girls call in, and more
Super Bowl recap, Tom Brady is GOAT, being creeped on social media by relatives, bad boobies confessions, beating up your dude, and more
Random calls for advice, husband rules, BMS secrets, Nard tries to figure out fake news, and more
Rob Gronkowski is a fool, girls think about sex very often, Nard and Felix have a huge fight, and more
Nard and Felix get into a scuffle before the show, a girl calls in to confess a secret to her boyfriend, Billy listens to your confessions, and more
Lying to get out of a ticket, being close to cheating on your spouse, having big boobs and being a good girl or bad girl, and more
Catching your wife cheating, Jim Ross and Xavier Woods stop by, Billy throws down an amazing rap, and more
Girls who prefer a bigger dong or a bigger brain, girls taking the last name of a man after marriage, girls who lied about their number to their dude and he doesn't know, and more
Using your hairdryer for your nether regions, a bad dad song is made about Nard, top 10 World Star moments, pee pee in the pants game, and more
Girls who say sex is better after the child, a girl wants the guys to be sperm donors for her, auctioneer rap, most mispronounced words, and more
Trump news because now he's president, girls who get into fights in their underwear, calling in for a Trump no, threesome fantasy, and more
Having a mom or dad post racy photos online, only having sex on special occasions, knowing about the pleasure cruise, Nard and Daniel battle to see who gets a funny haircut, and more
Social media ruining lives, girls defend themselves why they're the best gf, Nard and Daniel play thumb war, and more
Badass or suckass, girls who sleep commando at night, hooking up with multiple dudes in a day through social media, and more
Big girls love to have sex with the lights on, having a beer with your burger, a girl calls in and asks for some advice about her husband, and more
Catching your coworker doing something weird, Billy is the master hammerer with a blindfold, Trump was a victim of a false story, and more
Nard or no nard game, masturbation break at work, Trump may have done a golden shower on a call girl, and more
Girls who loved to be spanked, snooping on your spouse or being snooped on, getting revenge is sweet and more
Nard shaved his beard and he looked hideous, girls perform wrestling moves on Nard and Daniel, a Florida court has angered people because they chose the value of marriage over adultery, and more
Billy is not feeling well, a dude wearing a sons of anarchy bike vest causes a storm, bachelor contestant says she has a platinum vagine, and more
First show of the new year, girls who love guys with tattoos, sulking over wife because you're mad at her, and more
Nard was rude about a death, what big bombshell secret did you find out in 2016, Adam and Eve give out toys for Christmas, and more
Badass or suckass, Nard did a magic trick for youtube, being a beta husband, Nard hates fat people, and more
Disgruntled workers share what they gave for secret santa, preacher tries to troll kids about Santa not being real, turnoffs for people, and more
Handbook for wives in the 1050's. Nard guess if you're circumcised or not, Derek guesses your man's junk size, and more
Nipple piercings hot or nah, withholding sex for stupid reasons, how much is an engagement ring worth, and more
Running down lists of 2016, having sex in public, men reveal the last time they cried, and more
Daniel and Felix get their selfie roasted, proposing during the holidays, stealing pics off the phone, and more
Hatchetmals are the new rave and hard to get, Canadian police are using Nickleback songs as a punishment, girls who have alone time to their sex tape, and more
Nard does the backpack challenge, what gift would you give to your cheating wife, a dude says men ruined women, and more
Nard goes on a news rant, girls participate in the one finger selfie challenge, butt chug game, and more
Cuckholding on the rise, grabbing a crotch during a fight, Nard starts an argument over fish, and more
Alberto Del Rio live in studio, which body type do men prefer on a girl, Dr Alvarado answers your pain questions, and more
Nard is still being a savage, spray in the face, girls who would cheat on their dude if he was too big, and more
Spank and taze game, girls who are seeing two dudes at once, badass or suckass, and more
Nard is a savage, favoring one kid over the other, girls who got cheating and the guy stayed, and more
Protests over the election, Felix has an awkward interview, Nard says big girls don't have sex, and more
Donald Trump wins the election, hair for hair pube game, girls who are closet freaks, and more
Girls who have slept with their college professor, Pastor Manning calls in to talk about the election, lady breastfeeds her friends kids, hot girl from Barstool Sports calls in, and more
Nard is a savage, girls sexual fantasies, secrets girls are keeping from their dudes, and more
Daniel gets an ultimatum, Pauly Shore calls in, Nard flips out over eating dead bugs, and more
Daniel drops a bombshell, chicks who have multiple dudes at once, badass or suckass, and more
NFL ratings are dropping, mom lets new husband be the father of her child and cause an uproar, Thai prostitute finds a sugar daddy, and more
Ric Flair, Ralph Macchio, William Zabka live in studio, spank a hot girl Friday, and more
Jason David Frank is in studio and he gives Felix his autographed tattooed on his arm, Daniel gets Tracy tattooed in his lip, and more
Having a loser first date, girls who had their dads in the delivery room, people share their Ouija board stories, and more
Nard and Daniel eat worms, girls who would rather stay at home than work, paying for sex with food, and more
Madonna offers mouth hugs to people who vote for Clinton, Derek guesses the weight of girls from their laugh, huge annoyances, and more
Girls in relationships and can't stay faithful, DNC inciting riots at Trump rallies, Felix wants a shot at co-hosting, and more
Chicks who prefer their toy over their man, girls do not want a guy with shaved legs, doing special favors for nudes, and more
Trump says election is rigged, going to a wedding of a bride or groom that you have slept with, girls are good in bed if they have a bad father relationship, and more
Having baby fever, one night stands gone wrong, WWE Hardcore Legend Mick Foley live in studio, and more
Daniel arm wrestles girls and lose, clothespin game, rewarding your spouse for good sex, and more
Girls that talk aggressively about sex, does height matter to a girl, letting people grope your wife for a vacation, and more
Recap of the second presidential debate, Columbus Day trivia, grab the meow trivia, being neutered by your spouse, and more
Naming your bong, banging in your car, sex toy trivia, having gay best friends, and more
Outrage over white privilege survey, lies you told to get a job, what's on your bucket list, and more
Being the ugly friend in a friendship. girls who have a high 48 hour number, girls selling used panties, and more
PPAP song, guys who love to cuddle, being friends with your ex, having a crush on your sister or immediate family member, and more
Girls who lost their virginity to a loser, guys who don't wanna sleep with women anymore, loving sex noises, and more
Coverage of the Presidential Debate, things that happen on bachelorette parties, funniest reason to dump a person, and more
Angelina Jolie blocks Brad Pitt's number, business wouldn't make a blue lives matter cake, girls who regret their father of their kids, and more
Carlos Uresti in studio, apologize to Nard for imbreeding, having a psycho ex or girlfriend, and more
Bradeglina get divorced, how many kids makes a woman undateable, guys who finish too fast, and more
Having a smelly co worker, females like to look at other females naked, mystery toilet paper game, and more
Team building with Daniel and Felix, guys who want to sell their wives, getting pregnant unconventionally, and more
iPhone 7 long lines already, being propositioned for a dirty derek, badass or suckass, and more
Girls who call wrong names in bed, Adam and Eve in studio, 8 year old has restraining order from school, reasons to not date stoner, and more
Dude goes to jail to avoid going home to his wife, dog owners are more faithful than cat owners, cat scratch fever game, and more
Brand new affiliate in California, getting to know the guys, girls who agree with billy, crazy ass juggalo, and more
Badass or suckass, Nard starts a fashion war, hot chick proves hot chicks love star wars, and more
Pamela Anderson says no to porn, girls being sore after sex, lies girls tell to their boyfriends, and more
Nard and Daniel eat spicy noodles, catching your spouse cheating, rise of the unisex fragrance, and more
Having rumors spread about you at school, men are more insecure about their body than women, awarding girls medals for their boobs, and more
People who haven't sex in a year, worrying about your kids penis size, fart stories, Carlos Uresti answers your law questions, and more
Colin Kaepernick is an idiot, Billy wants to organize a panty burn, having a hot teacher makes your kid more intelligent, and more
People who have had dorm sex, white people trivia, people who cheated while on vacation, and more
Daniel is letting his wife go to New Orleans and gave her a pass, a girl calls in and asks the guys to get her a girl for a threesome, and more
Badass or suckass, girls who dream of cheating, women are genetically made to cheat, boxer Jessie Vargas live in studio, and more
Watching porn leads to divorce, having a family is the key to a long life, lies you've told while in bed, revealing what marriage is really like, and more
Nard does his honkey of the day, guys excuses to cheat, guys and girls biggest turn offs, and more
Being sexually harassed at work, girls who have accidental orgasms, type of underwear women prefer on men, and more
Girls getting revenge by way of sex, snooping through your spouse's phone and finding something, cup a fart or alone time to your friend's picture, and more
Daniel and Felix are struggling, guys who keep secrets from their wives, banging multiple members of the same family, and more
Girls who wanna get pregnant, lies your mother told you, men are weaker than they were 35 years ago, doing something cruel to your siblings, and more
Nard has white privilege, POTUS daughter smokes weed and it's no big deal, listener does not know if she should tell fiance kid is not hers, and more
No one wants to be Nard for a day, having a weird fetish, girls and guys who have strict rules for each other, and more
Nard can't put a bike together, Mel Gibson grunts a lot in his films, secrets you wish to tell your spouse but you can't, and more
Phone interview with guy who pays child support for kid that is not his, Trump wants to ban tampons, people who hate crying babies, girl who stuffed a balloon 34 inches in her throat, and more
Dude has to pay child support for a kid that isn't his, interview with lady who uses hypnosis on her children, drones being used as peeping toms, and more
Billy gets in his feelings about ratings, top 20 google searches, letting other people disciplining your kids, would you save your mom or spouse, and more
Nard is prejudice against fat people, girls having a special name for their alone time, guy has 3 wives and says it has helped his marriage, disturbing friends game, and more
Badass or suckass, wonder woman trivia game, people who cheat in the month of July, and more
Faking urine samples for other people, what girls check out about a guy first, Billy roast day, and more
Dr. A in studio, girls lying about being on birth control, brand new dead beat dad call, coyote ugly girls stop by, and more
NBA players talk about sliding into DM's Dr. Jeneby live in studio, reasons why are girls are ratchet, and more
Nickleback is wanted for crimes against music, people cannot listen to our show at work, having weird things happen during sex, badass or suckass, and more
Doin crazy things because you're drunk on tequila, ladies tell us their crazy vacation stories, being punished creatively by your parents, and more
Pokemon go injuries, are fat people less dumb than skinny people, Carlos Uresti in studio, and more
Stories about Pokemon go, creepiest things you've seen behind bars, things you hate about other parents, and more
Pokemon go worth $7.5B, optical illusion trickery, dumb reasons to get fired, badass or suckass, and more
Pokeman Go is taking off, guys who go commando, ladies clean pantie challenge, comparing weight of breasts to animals, and more
Two cop involved fatal shootings lead to more outcry and protests, being on The Dirty website, and more
Sleeping with your stepsister, being friend zoned, a huge couple argument explodes on the show, wrestling icon Jeff Jarrett calls in, and more
American women have the biggest natural boobs, women are scared of childbirth, being questioned about your manhood, and more
Biggest turn offs for men, piggyback ride racing, baby feeding, eating weed to avoid being pulled over, and more
Johnny Manziel father calls him a druggie, women who prefer manscaping, guys who got other chicks pregnant, and more
Letting your best friend bang your wife because you can't, using headphones during sex, and more
Guy won't change son's diaper because it's gay, parents punish their kid by putting him in a tent in the backyard, and more
Least attractive things girls do during sex, girls having side boob tattoos, biggest sex fears, dumb reason to sleep with someone and more
Confessions from girls who work at breasturants, how young is too young to let kids shoot a gun responsibly, buying an engagement ring and getting cheated on, speed bump trivia, and more
What girls think about during alone time, receiving a sex ban, porn stars and Nard can't do math, and more
Toddler dragged by alligator at DisneyWorld, having pics stolen and posted on porn websites, new Texas law with car registration and child support, and more
Badass or Suckass, Nard special surprise, more coverage of the Orlando shootings, and more
Girls reveal their sluttiest confessions, being called fat by a family member, topless and bottomless jumping jack spelling bee game, and more
Kimbo Slice passes away, interview with Tulsa mayor candidate, girls keeping dark secrets from their man, and more
Remembering Muhammad Ali, Nard is a racist and doesn't know American History, Michael Bisping might have ruined his career, Muhammad Ali date game, and more
Making a sex bet, girls liking dad bods, being married and not sexually active, girls who wear guys deodorant, and more
8th grade teacher on the run and she's hot, dude charged with manslaughter for killing wife's would be rapist, Nard's side chick calls in, and more
Gorilla shot because of a parents neglect, Americans don't know what Memorial Day is, badass or suckass, and more
Funny reasons to dump a guy or girl, Derek went golfing with Daniel again, a listener is upset with Nard, and more
Recap of tattoo Friday, Billy has a major announcement for Daniel, girl in Ft. Myers slept with 25 boys on snap chat, and more
being cool with your brother banging your chick, getting a divorce for lack of sex, prepping for the tattoo and more
Spurs lose, Billy and Derek solve couple arguments, girl calls in with an interesting call, and more
Nard's birthday celebration, special needs people need sex too, adult megaplex in studio, and more
May the 4th With You, having an imaginary gf, porn or art photo, marijuana mommies, and more
Nard and Daniel went indoor skydiving, women reveal what body part they like most about a man, getting money stolen from your parents, and more
Being cheated on and being the winner, girls having crew love, Felix is pathetic, getting waxed and more
Man films himself to call out Target in the bathroom. burglar sues a homeowner, hoe ghost stories, and more
Johnny Manziel indicted, girls who like taller guys, hack a loogie spelling bee, and more
Chyna passes away, Dr. Alvarado in the studio, things about your partner that won't change, girls being in open relationships, and more
Felix drops a bombshell, girls doing embarrassing things during pregnant sex, women addicted to sex, bong water drinking game, and more
Equipment malfunction starts the show off rough, badass or suckass, girls who never fart in front of their dudes, and more
Warriors break the record, Kobe scores 60 in finale, Nick "The Reaper" Irving live in studio, parents let their kids wear a dress, and more
Caitlyn Jenner fakes orgasm, Iggy Azalea threatens Nick Young, impromptu interview with instagram model who got Dm from King James, badass or suckass, and more
Major collapse in golf, men assume sex if they meet on tinder, pantie wearing bit, and more
Tribute to country legend Merle Haggard, badass or suckass, Shawn Hernandez live in studio, and more
Women climax differently than men, women who micromanage their men, porn ruining millennials, and more
Anniversary of Kurt Cobain suicide, average length of sex session, women are more shallow than men, badass or suckass, and more
Girl posted her deadly crash on social media, Wrestlemania and The Walking Dead recap, being ghosted, defending your wife, and more
Morning after bit with two new callers, making things up about Nard, white people game, and more
Donald Trump campaign manager in trouble?, guy drove six miles with wife on car roof, having a F'd up family, and more
Dumb girl puts phone in microwave, mom drops daughter at a porn shoot, smell and date game, and Larry the Cable Guy calls in, and more
Nard is a dick and spoils Batman vs Superman, Jake the Snake Roberts live in studio, and more
Girls who clog the toilets, morning after bit, spouses who make less do the chores, vaping is for losers, and more
New NFL rules, girls who flash their boobs, Olivia Wilde full frontal, bringing weird things in the bedroom, and more
Girls who like daddy talk in the bedroom, fathering multiple kids in a month, guys who are in contempt relationships, and more
Nard wants to bite the D because of the walking dead, worse places to poop, girls being size queens, farting in front of your spouse, and more
Hulk Hogan gawker trial, Donald Trump headlines, rock paper scissors balls, wearing dirty underwear, DIY redneck engineering, and more
Nard gets tweets for mouth hugs, girls who give it more than they get it, girls who are voting for Trump, and more
Getting high before you bang, badass or suckass, people who have butt chugged, and more
Richard Simmons is kidnapped by witchcraft, the secret world of devotees, secretly wanting a gang bang, and more
Two new callers for morning after, girls ruining things for you, weird things done or seen while on the weed, and more
Nard blinds 18-wheelers, parents hiring drug dogs to search their house for kids drugs, girls liking the full nelson sex position, and more
Felix and Daniel argue about work, not being able to slut shame, women's suffrage trivia,donkey farts are better than our show, and more
Erin Andrews verdict settlement, couple paying child support on surrogate child, man catches son getting mouth hug from stripper, mom says to let your sons see you naked, and more
Billy wears outfits, interview with the Denny's waiter who got a mouth hug as a tip, woman says masturbating helps during child birth, and more
Girl gives mouth hug for a tip, weirdest thing you've walked into, secret swingers. Nard and Daniel have a slap-off, and more
Katy Perry moving to Boerne?, Nard saw a UFO again, Daniel paid off debt in a weird way, and more
Derek's birthday, Jeopardy won't accept contestants from Canada, family feud spanking, people of walmart, and more
Pope says to get rid of the death penalty, Trump boycotting Apple products, celebrities gone wrong, and more
Billy is sick, lady developing a super condom, dirty dong in the mouth, seeing weird things at work, and more
Nard almost fought at his car wash, girls who are bad moms but are great in bed, men and/or women who don't put out, and more
Reaction to Ronda Rousey's suicide comments, The Bachelor is a dirty show, smoking weed driving your kids to school, sending a sext to a family member, and more
Announcing the Grammy winners, Nard on the street, having weird sexual fantasies, and more
Recap of All Star weekend and walking dead, not getting laid on Valentine's Day, lawmaker wants men to ask permission to use viagra, and more
Billy believes deer hit your cars intentionally, Dr. Alvarado pain doctor live in studio, Charlie Murphy phone interview, and more
Nard and Daniel watch pimple popping videos, seeing creepy things on craigslist, eating strange things, and more
Doctor doing weird things to patients, chicks sending nudes to guys to critique for other guys, wives who can't cook, and more
Lady Gaga national anthem for SB, WWE HOF'er porn released, girls never having achieved the big "O", getting caught having sex, and more
WWE legend announces he has prostate cancer, having facebook drama, Derek reveals a dirty little secret, and more
Nard is back, a new cat is taking the internet by storm, petition for snoop to voice over Animal Planet, and more
Daniel and Shingles battle for Mexican supremacy, knowing about white people, having weird sex dreams, and more
Nard did a weird thing on periscope, Kanye West is an idiot, preferring porn over having sex, women are infuriated by signing a prenup, and more
Billy is grumpy about Cam Newton, a Godfather actor dies, having alone time while driving, and more
Dude kept a gator as a pet, rapper tweets that the earth is flat, lady thought guy eating ketchup was homeless, and more
Weekend recap, special kisses cause cancer, the ideal number of sex partners, embarrassing things parents say in front of your significant other, and more
Biggest sex lies women have told their men, Buffalo Bills hire first female NFL coach, women explains what effects drinking while pregnant causes, and more
Teacher caught working as a prostitute, calling the cops for domestic violence and getting arrested, Steph Curry's wife responds to threesome request on Twitter, and more
Football recap with Nard, Penthouse is cancelling their print magazines, rude things your parents have told you, Peter Dante phone interview, and more
Dr Jeneby is in studio, Daniel is a jerk again, girls are always asked for nudes, girls sending nudes to their girlfriends, and more
Alan Rickman passes away, having blood parties, debate on what girls should wear based on physique, Harry Potter trivia, and more
Recap of POTUS SOTU address, report on Nard's grindr, taking DNA tests, women describe what makes men creepy, and more
Alabama wins, Nard recaps The Bachelor, women call in to say they're wearing Walmart panties, Nard and Daniel play sexist trivia, and more
David Bowie passes away, Golden Globes recap, El Chapo has been recaptured and Sean Penn is to thank, significant others sleeping with your relatives, and more
Spank a hot girl Friday, and WWE Hall of Famer Bushwacker Luke live in studio, and more
Schools banning God Bless America on POA, using emoji's makes you a sex fiend, nastiest thing you've seen your spouse do, and more
Billy is now verified on Twitter, we talk about President Obama's gun control speech, having tattoo regrets, Derek meets his long lost sister, and more
Billy late because of deadly accident, Hiliary Clinton would reveal secrets, false beliefs in porn, pie in the face game, and more
Back live in 2016, Derek reveals what happened in Star Wars, top stories missed while on vacation, white peopling, WWE Superstar Kalisto live in studio, and more
NASA is accepting applicants for astronauts, middle school rewarding kids by letting them eat first at lunch, Santa makes a surprise visit, and more
First Lady makes a rap video, Nard and LD duet Christmas songs, brother and sister reveal their relationship, and more
Donald Trump was attacked by an eagle, Derek upsets Star Wars fans, getting the worse sex advice, dads reaction to seeing what's on their daughter's phones and more
Donald Trump stands by his banning comments, being cursed at while your wife was giving birth, having a bad mother in law, and more
Fox News calls Obama a p***y, ISIS beheads magicians, LD debuts new Christmas songs, Paul Stanley interview, and more
Hurting your junk, doing dumb things because you were super horny, Nard and Daniel have beef, and more
Recap of the shooting in California, the top 10 most searched celebrities, biggest lie you ever told, and more
Girls with tattoos are hot, having spontaneous sex, Nard and Daniel eat dog food and more
MNF recap, Nard is a lot lizard, Netflix and chill being ruined, seeing crazy things at a party, and more
Back live from vacation, weird ISIS training video, Nard reads Kobe's retirement poem, and more
Nurse slept with Charlie Sheen knowing about his HIV, girl wants to be a brainless Barbie, brand new Nard christmas songs, and more
Charlie Sheen admits to being HIV positive and we have the audio, lady admits to having panic attacks because of social media, finding weird things on your spouse phone, and more
Prefer sex lights on or off, recap of terrorist attacks in Paris, Ronda Rousey knocked out, and more
Nard's communication issues, student to told cop to man up so cop started swinging punches, teacher fired for pulling student's chair, and more
Jeb Bush would kill Hitler as a baby, people involved in dirty derek threesome, toilet selfies are taking off and Derek is pissed, and more
Nard recaps the walking dead, Donald Trump "kills" SNL, Greg Hardy photos released, hurting your face or private area because you were drunk or high, and more
Billy is the cat watcher, Nard is afraid of cats apparently, spooning is sexist, hot dog karaoke, and more
Nard and Felix are going to compete against each other in Special Olympic events, Nard cancelled his family reunion trip, Jimmy Kimmel pranks kids again, and more
Nard isn't himself when he's fully awake, getting spanked after 18 for discipline, dress codes for girls to keep their virginity in tact, and more
Derek recaps Florida that may get Nard in trouble, dude calls in and explains wife's webcam show, Nard and Daniel draw penises on each other's face, and more
Working for a woman is not good, ladies are getting surgeries to fix their labias, extreme kitty korner, and more
Preferring girls with bush, ahmish communities, christian church causes outrage over blog, turning down sex for video games, and more
Reading facebook comments from our new station, impossible phone topic, being bit by a rattlesnake, and more
Shingles's birthday bash, sending a text to the wrong person, debut in brand new market, Baby Landon had a birthday party, and more
Khloe Kardashian calls off divorce, catching your girl cheating, paying off referees, reading hateful comments on facebook, and more
Meow in the morning, phone interview with pastor manning, seeing weird things in public, snap chatting one night stands, and more
Star Wars movie trailer premiere, who is the Jedi Knight bit, badass or suckass, and more
Girls dressing up slutty for Halloween, truth or dare bit, guys paying for the first date, Nard upset with his wife and more
The guys make fun of Daniel for going to concerts, seeing weird things while delivering pizza, ratchet girl competition, people who don't have alone time, and more
Lamar Odom in critical condition and we speak to Dennis Hof about the situation, under boob or over boob, prefer to date smokers, stealing, and more
Badass or suckass, meeting the man of your dreams while pregnant with someone else's kid, duct tape off the junk bit, and more
Working on Columbus Day, girl took racy yearbook photo, Derek and Nard and Billy fight over genitalia, and more
Nard stirs controversy to start the show, Shawn Wayans live in studio, the perfect family, girls getting their boobs sneered, and more
Counting the ragers, phone interview with Pastor Manning, girls who are currently cheating on their man, lady wants child support for her and her dog, and more
Sleeping with the babysitter, men in abusive relationships, lady grabbed Tostino's pizza rolls while leaving hurricane, and more
Getting arrested in the month of September, dad's banging their son's spouse, knowing standards of men, and more
Billy hates his new headphones, girls who play fantasy football, illegal to smoke with kids in the car, girls being virgins to get married, and more
Hurting your nether regions, high schools eliminating football programs, bride sent bill to couple for not showing up to wedding, fast food confessions, and more
Nard talks about his Special Olympics punishment to a kid, sex injury stories, girls who have big boobs and can't do things, white trash family fights, and more
Nard went to the women's fair, girls who like to sleep naked, party girl craiglist ad, and more
Breastfeeding doesn't help IQ, Nard's friend calls in, woman wanting more male parts in movies, threesome gone bad, Nard has a weird fantasy, and more
Yankee icon passes away, phone interview with Frankie Edgar, inappropriate Family Feud questions, being a hen pecked male, and more
Edible marijuana causes a problem for a kid, badass or suckass, girls calling other guys name in bed, getting sideass pregnant, and more
Kurt Angle brother charged with homicide, Daniel hits on cousin, sleeping with guys for dumb reasons, and more
Nard doesn't like being cropped out of Billy's pictures, muslim student in trouble for creating digital clock, having a weird roommate, Adam and Eve live in studio, and more
Marshawn Lynch mom not happy, phone interview with Pastor Manning, sex robots being banned in England, girls with diarrhea, and more
Nard's NFL recap, catching your neighbor cheating, badass or suckass, being in relationship with multiple men, and more
Alamo City Comic Con recap, having sex in a kid's bed, girl getting married and she has a horrible past, Nard's NFL report, and more
Sons of Anarchy stars Kim Coates and Mark Boone Jr.. Billy Boyd of Lord of the Rings, spank a hot girl Friday, and more
Debut of new iPhone, female secrets, men having a blankey, Sam Jones aka Flash Gordon in studio, and more
Deflate gate covered up by NFL, farting on the first date, having the smelliest partner, Taylor Swift naked photos?, and more...
Show is in a new market, football players targeted a referee, Nard thinks about drinking with his son one day, phone interview with Michael Rooker, and more
Naked pregnant selfies, sex boring with the same guy, transgender student with male parts wants to change in female locker room, Jerry The King Lawler interview, and more
Phone interview with Dr. Manning, women not voting for Hilary Clinton, not watching your own sex tape, Ric Flair phone interview, and more
Phone interview with racist porn star, badass or suckass, having an anchor baby, and more
VMA's recap, singer of band says it's women's fault if they get raped for wearing high heels, smell a fart or cigarette, Daniel roasts the show, and more
Wedding confessions, what is your wife worth, Nard knows too much about cat's tails, and more
New information about the Virginia shooter, Nard gets punished for being rude, having weird hobbies, and more
Derek has morning sickness, are feminists terrorists, staying with your significant other after they cheated on you, breaking news on a shooting, and more
Weekend recap, kissing your kids on the lips sexual?, girls who use their phone sitting on the toilet, and more
Ashley Madison leaks providing more detailed info, Nard and Daniel fail the grub worm bit again, vagina funeral, spank a hot girl Friday, and more
Adam and Eve in studio, Navy Seals opening training to women, hotter women in relationship not committed, and more
Sleeping on a mattress where you have been slayed by other men, once a 10 but now a..., phone interview with Pastor Manning, and more
Derek played with Daniel's feelings, guys who like their nipples touched, girls getting fights while pregnant, blaming your dog for something you did, and more
Spank a hot Girl Friday with special guest Alexis Texas, and WWE Legend The Godfather live in studio, and more
Nard turns down movie opportunity, Dr. Jeneby live in studio, girls feel good sending topless pics, Derek likes playing video games in his underwear, and more
Billy's daughter first day of school, sad news about a death from the show, getting into fights at work, messing with Billy about his cat, and more
Nard tries to solve a riddle, the perfect mistress is revealed, bad ass or suck ass, taking dumb senior photos, and more
It's Kylie Jenner's 18th birthday celebration, guys can't seem to get over a breakup, sexting helps save a marriage, and more
Billy is cold because he is a woman, if you had a $1 for every time you had sex this year how much would you have, being attacked by an animal, and more
Planning birthday's for everyone else but Fred, people are offended by everyone else, going on bad vacations, Nard botches another story, and more
Planning birthday parties for Jerry and Kylie Jenner, Nard would send his wife to Mars and other men would do the same, badass or suckass, and getting caught with porn...
Rowdy Roddy Piper has passed away, Ronda Rousey won again, Nard got hit on in the drive-thru, Cecil the lion has enraged Billy, and more
Campus officer shoots unarmed man, Ted Nugent says people are stupid, Robert Kraft defends Tom Brady and Derek hates it, kick your ass karaoke, and more
Tom Brady suspended, interview withTerra Jole and brother Bourn from Little People: LA, 3 questions determine where you had sex last time, butt chug, and more
Video of fight posted and rematch is scheduled, lady attacked by wild pig, Nard's new conspiracy theory, bad ass or suck ass, and more
Nard and Daniel fight recap, Hulk Hogan racist tirade, two sisters expose cheating wife to husband at baseball game and Derek is pissed about it, pop singer farts on stage, and more
A guy gets a DUI on a riding lawnmower, Daniel gets a tinder and his wife isn't too happy, having an Ashley Madison account, raw dog hot dog, and more
A Jenner will grace the cover of Playboy, audio of the owner of a diner who yelled at a kid, toe for a toe game, phone interview with Pastor Manning, and more
UC Berkeley nude protests, porn star karaoke, spying on your spouse through their phone, Nard's Japanese game show, and more
Professional surf boarder was attacked by a shark, singer of 3 Doors Down stops concert after seeing man hit woman, bad girl confessions, popping Daniel's pimple, and more
Recap of the ESPY's, bras are bad according to science, weirdest gift you have ever received, radio dedications, fortune teller game, and more
Songs that you don't want no one to know you listen to, men are happier in their marriage if their spouse stays at home, using Tinder, and more
Porn star burns NFL safety on twitter, passing a weed breathalyzer, one word about your ex, bad ass or suck ass, and more
Nard was aggressively drunk over the weekend, man provokes and bull and gets thrown, GoT star wants threesome with Ryan Gosling, soap in the mouth game, and more
Condom that feels like human skin, when to ask mom's for sex, Adam and Eve in studio, and more
FSU QB punched female in the face and some women are defending the QB, badass or suck ass, #singlebecause, men who are ugly and have kids, and more
Back live from vacation, girls being lied to about penis size, work fridge leftover food roulette, man kills himself with a mortar size firework, and more
Internet blowing up over a sexy weather girl, kids selling salt and sugar at school, cops want to reopen Kurt Cobain case, Rosie O'Donnell failed drug test for custody battle, and more
Billy dresses up as catwoman, Nard guess animal mating sounds, phone interview with Dr. Manning, and more
P-Diddy arrested for attacking college coach, Former Mets baseball player killed in murder-suicide, yes or no to camel toe, badass or sucks battle of the bands style, and more
Weekend recap, judge of church shooter says family of shooter the real victims, woman starved kids to get a botched boob job, Miley Cyrus to clean houses naked for charity, and more
South Carolina church shooting, balcony collapses at a college apartment, agreeing with double standards, men who turn down sex, and more
NAACP presidents speaks out, man robs a bank with a sex toy, having a dirty sanchez mustache, parents in trouble for letting kid play outside for 90 minutes, and more
NAACP president resigns, Chris Rock getting divorced, dude gets bitched slapped 11 times, surprise phone interview with Throatzilla, and more
Weekend recap, Jurassic World breaking the box office, new Instagram trend, companies paying for prostitutes for their employees, and more
FBI may have found hacker responsible for leaked nude pics, playing the recall game, hair removal for men more painful than child birth, thinking about other men during sex, and more
Marshawn Lynch in new Call of Duty game, Nard tries to say words again, girl things guys do, clogging up a toilet, and more
Cop that gets it thrown at him, phone interview with Dr. Manning, girls who want vagina filler, girls who like top speed during sex, women's viagra, and more
Recap of the weekend, big girl check in, phone interview with the founder of the cannabis church, Amy Schumer says she can get the D whenever she wants, and more
Roger the buffed up Kangaroo, trying to find sex toys in a scavenger hunt, Dave Coulier live in studio, spank a hot girl Friday, and more
Petition to have Caitlyn Jenner to revoke Olympic gold medals, James Harden pictured with ugly girl, Dr. Pain questions, crappy country music game, and more
Mother punished for punishing son, condom water ballons, girls who like to be choked and slapped in bed, and more
Badass or suckass, Bruce Jenner is now Caitlyn Jenner, pin the tail on Caitlyn, and more
WWE Wrestler Damien Sandow live in studio, freestyle rap battle, Kim K is pregnant again, and more
Drinking water is like drinking dinosaur pee, a student gives other students ghost peppers, cam girl confessions, Adam & Eve in studio, and more
Men who have manpons, phone interview with Dr. Manning, lady tried to trick man into believing his kid was his, breastfeeding on your honeymoon, and more
Bulletproof briefcase, masturbating hands will lead to pregnant hands in the afterlife, changes in the show, badass or suckass and more
Preview of Courtney Stoddard new porn, David Letterman's final top 10 not funny, mom publicly shames daughter, Chinese man transforms life like show Friends, calls regarding the Waco bike shooting, and more
Having weird teachers, relationship deal breakers, Dr. Manning phone interview, grandma kills kittens as a punishment, and more
Scott Hall kicked out of wrestling event cause he was drunk, women signing pre-nups that involve them getting bonuses, bad ass or suck ass, girls who enjoy having alone time and more
Biker shooting in Waco, Louis C.K. jokes about child molestation on SNL, Bill Cosby speaks out about rape allegations in gibberish, and more
Attention span as short as a goldfish, Nard doesn't sleep with his wife, whisper confessions of girls who like weird things, and more
Phone interview with Dr. Manning, Nard's top 5 country countdown, sucking a bug through a tube, having a bad mom, talking to escorts about their job, and more
Billy discusses movie he's in, professor has naked final exams, getting crappy Mother's Day gifts, student quits vet school because Lebron James liked her instagram, and more
Tom Brady and deflate gate report, arrest confessions, phone interview with Dr. Manning, Adult Megaplex toy giveaway, phone Interview with Oscar De La Hoya, and more
Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather both hit with lawsuits after mega fight, girls admitting what they lie about to their men, lady cheats on man for not getting flowers on Mother's Day, and more
Recap of the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight and Spurs playoff game, farting through an orgasm, Dez Bryant twitter comment, Kylie Jenner patents name, and more
Daniel reason why the Spurs lost, girls liking the dad body, model has two vaginas, Mayweather and Pacquiao fight this weekend, and more
Speaking with a speech jammer, Adam and Eve toy giveaway, Nard calls fast food workers thieves and homeless, and more
Daniel Baldwin makes a surprise visit, Dr. Manning phone interview, women getting cheated on by men with other men, Nard's conspiracy theories, and more
Protests and riots in Baltimore out of control, top 10 hottest women in the world, bad ass or suck ass, and more
Ft. Myers Fort Rock recap, Nard did drugs, Bruce Jenner Diane Sawyer interview, dirty girl wedding, lawn mower accidents, and more
Drunken guy pays expensive cab ride, parents suing school over bullying, pot belly challenge, and more
Nard sings in his car, phone interview with Air Force veteran who posed in playboy, conspiracy theories with Nard, Sarah Mclauclan gets a ton of sex, and more
Hookers for Hillary, Kylie Jenner lip challenge, shaving during pregnancy, annoying thing about living with your spouse, badass or suck ass and more
Farting during sex, dumbest interview questions, celebrity deathmatch making a comeback, butt karaoke, spank a hot girl Friday and more
Book that says George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are gay, woman CEO who says women shouldn't hold positions of power, taking naked selfies at work, and more
Billy's birthday, phone interview with Dr. Manning, phone interview with Adam who is in a poly-amorous relationship, Nard's conspiracy theory, and more
Nard talking about his eagle scout days, Cop shoots guy on accident, phone interview with Michael, eyewitness at Cleveland zoo, phone interview with Sentiva Ochoa, and more
Dr. Jeneby in studio, Gilbert Gottfried live in studio, spank a hot girl Friday and more
having a horny mom, timeshare girl, BBW eats food for webcam, getting a threesome for birthday, and more
South Carolina cop charged with murder for shooting unarmed male, watching porn at work, sending naughty things over the phone to the wrong people, bad ass or suck ass, and more
Getting sex on a netlfix date, phone interview with Dr. Manning, ninja secrets that your man doesn't know that your friend knows, having lightsaber battles, and more
Nard goes through a flaming table at RCW, Lynyrd Skynyrd drummer passes away, female NFL ref, not wearing panties, and more
Pride rock stories about taking over a family, pizza business won't cater gay weddings, getting sex bruises, redneck way to pull a tooth and more
Roasting the guys to get a bobble head, Nard's conspiracy theories, girls who kegle, and more
Wrestlemania and The Walking Dead recap, kid can't wear his varsity letter to school, girls are attracted to guys with beard, going through a divorce, and more
Derek drops a bombshell, Dr. Jeneby live in studio, hot dog brothers and/or taco sisters, Texas Tattoo jam guests live in studio, spank a hot girl friday and more
Asteroid passing Earth Friday, Nard gets a new a haircut, getting into a fight over cheating, boring sex mates, and more
Being escorted after getting fired from job, Jamie Shaw in studio to answer law questions, phone interview with Houston Texans cheerleader who would fight Ronda Rousey, and more
Angelina Jolie has her ovaries removed, what ruins a marriage, ratchet spring break confessions, bad ass or suck ass, and more
Billy reads a few advice emails, sleep improves sex by 14%, what naughty thing did you do this weekend, and more
redneck engineering, spank a hot girl Friday, phone interview with Kevin Smith, Adam and Eve in studio, and more
Last time you were tazed, girls who own pitbulls do back door, phone interview with Pauly shore, girls who want too much sex, and more
Letting your man watch porn, being attracted to your mother in law, compliment if your squirrel is worth more than you, and more
Bad ass or suck ass, Nard's conspiracy theories, turning down a threesome, physically hurting your sibling, and more
TV evangelist wants money for new jet, not knowing who your baby daddy is, spying on your chick, spanking in the Wizard of Oz, and more
Does your wife set boobie traps, Dat ass tho or dat dong tho, lifetime movie moment with Nard
Shooting in Ferguson over resignation of police chief, racism was always a part of SAE, parents believe adopted kid may become a serial killer, reacting to your girls number, and more
Weight comparison between Nard and Daniel, girls who can't get the big "O" from their guy, conspiracy theory time with Nard, Tracy's toy box, and more
Reaction to the racist OU frat video, guy gets threaten by neighbor with shotgun for his TV being too loud, woman's gun goes off in her purse, Nard believes the great pyramids were created by aliens, and more
Billy has a new leather jacket, Nard is upset over The Walking Dead, professions that get the most sex, embarrassing things your mom has found in your bedroom, and more
Social Media is a waste of time, girls having sex legs, animals Nard wants to see mate, spank a hot girl Friday, and more
Billy responds to twitter trolls, Nard's threesome vs. Derek cheating, controversial kiss between two boys on a family TV show, Jeopardy game, and more
Paul McCartney dead?, phone interview with Pastor Manning and Ralphie May, BBW call in, bad ass or suck ass, adam and eve in studio, and more
L.A. police shoot unarmed homeless man, farting in a threesome, Leonard Nimoy passes away, William Shatner not going to funeral, and more
WWE conspiracy for Wrestlemania, condoms in vending machines in jail, girls who love farts and more
Florida mom public shames her daughter, phone interview with Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof. phone interview with Kevin James, rejoiners for the show
Iggy Azalea quits social media, stealing underwear, is your marriage dead, Paul Rodriguez in studio, spank a hot girl Friday, and more
Derek getting a doll's ears pierced, wanting your foreskin back, getting a bikini wax while pregnant, funniest place you were conceived, and more
Vince McMahon photo intense, including the laugh track into the show, kiss a troll, and more
Amber Rose and Khloe Kardashian twitter war, how to impress a woman, name that poon, kick ass or suck ass, and more
Weatherman yelling during thunderstorm, people who saw 50 shades of Grey, posting a comment on a porn video, and more
Happy Birthday to Tracy's boobs, scientists figure out how many licks it takes for tootsie roll pop, kick ass or suck ass, and more
Guys and guys with nice cars cheat, what girls are wearing to 50 shades of gray premiere, sexting fails, not so romantic love letters and more
Recap of the grammy's, lady gives birth to 14 pound baby, interview with San Antonio Mayor candidate, 50 shades of grey becoming the standard girls night out, and more
Nard says words again, boobs getting bigger with pregnancy, spank a hot girl friday with creepy guy in the corner and more
Phil Jackson wants a 4 point shot, getting caught banging in the office, bad ass or suck ass, Nicholas Irving in studio, and more
Randy Quaid goes off the deep end, Bruce Jenner's lifestyle approved by his mom, Kiss for a kiss, slap off and more
Johnny Manziel is in rehab, interview with Dr. Manning, girls getting their butt touched by strangers, wanting or not wanting dong photos, and more
Patriots win super bowl, power ranger kills roommate, playing old school air checks and more
Tom Brady has a cold, Dr. Jeneby in studio, interview with a weird toy lady, adam and eve and more
Daniel wins a nice gift and the guys aren't happy, would you want to see Taylor Swift naked, sharing nudes of your girl with your buddy, being divorced before you hit a year and more
Billy plays would you rather with Nard, weird things to do to get your ex back, sex bark with the guys and more
Black couple has a white baby, paying child support for a kid that is not yours, does your spouse say yes to sex all the time, deflating balls game, and more
QB Tom Brady thrown under the bus, getting into fights over the show, Norm MacDonald live in studio, spank a hot girl Friday and more
Sports Science on deflated balls, hotel sex, recording the delivery of your baby, big butt vs fupa game, and more
Patriots footballs were deflated, ex spouse destroying your property, Nard and Derek take special "gummies", and more
Michael Moore offensive comments, live interview with Army Ranger Sniper Nicholas "The Reaper" Irving, sniper challenge with The Reaper, and more
Is moon a planet, beating someone up for talking bad about your mom, walking to school, spank a hot girl Friday and more
Riff Raff throwing a contest to take a girl to prom, what are white people things, females fanatsizing about other men in bed, and more
Miley Cyrus full frontal nude pic, Nard is borderline gay, would you stay with your man if he lost his penis, interview with naked stage jumper, and more
Tara Reid offered to do porn, one night stand survival kit, lady breastfeeds at a casino, happy or horrible marriages, and more
Billy opens the show with sad news, extremeists in Paris, Bill Gates drinks sewer water, are you the baddest B, and more
Farrah Abraham has a messed up lip, ladies who have good gear, Derek's tattoo vs. Lions' tattoo, marrying your pet, and more
Derek is out sick, sex history with Nard, funny sex stories, phone interview with T.O. and more
Live back from vacation, 3 deaths over the holidays, Nard talks like a hillbilly, today is the day to cheat, things you don't like your spouse to do in the bedroom, and more
Billy's mad that lefties don't make much in the workforce, the movie "The Interview" is officially cancelled, naughty or nice with Santa and more
SONY hacks cancel "The Interview" premiere, top searched people and questions of 2014, getting beat up by a girl, and more
Scott Stapp in the news again, top 10 words of the year, Nard and Daniel see each other naked and the results are surprising, creator of TOPPS dies, and more
Australia hostage situation, having an offensive T-shirt, removing Santa from school, listening to your chick for 6 minutes, and more
Nard wants to be Frank Sinatra, guy gets his 10th DUI, having a molly addiciton, getting rid of one thing your wife owns, and more
Calling in to give love, gamers upset with target, dumb things guys brag about, kid can't say his ABC's, CIA torture game and more
Nard doesn't like the squirrel, going to work commando, being in love with your smartphone, barter for sex, and more
Having sex on the couch, getting bad relationship advice, trusting your man if he takes contraceptive pill, cheating on your spouse next to your spouse, and more
Michael Sam says he's not in NFL because he's gay, parents cancel christmas, regretting your proposal, painting with pubes, and more
Tinder taglines, horrible neighbors, taking pics of your girl while she's sleeping naked, watching porn with or without your girl and more
Nard tells his story of living in a shed, 20 bloopers by news anchors, England bans sex acts in their porn, relationship advice from the guys and more
Phony veterans, Nard dumps Billy live on air, whisper confessions sex in public, weird kid names, Chris Jericho interview and more
Nard put lights on his new house, how did you breakup with your spouse, nard meets santa, your weird fantasies and more
Dr. Jeneby Q&A, Bam Margera and Brandon Novak in studio, spank a hot girl Friday, and more
Apologizing for not voting for Nard, sabatoging someone's food, hooking up at a car wash and more
Breaking up over facebook, lying about your number before marriage, teacher breastfeeds at school, and more
Fire in the building, how early should you smash after breakup, tipping after a one night stand, and more
Nard is moving to a house, guys describe what they did on the weekend, knight rider game, Nard isn't romantic and more
Hitting spouse while sleeping, Nard raps, being pregnant and working at strip club, fighting at a movie theater, and more
Pot smoker quiz, catching your buddies spouse cheating, Veterans Day Spank a hot girl special, and more