Two Dad's doing Silly Things.
Everyone wants to learn something new, but only some people want to sit down and read a bunch of nonsense - so why not listen to some instead? Chuck in some random facts and a couple of Dad jokes, and you'll be full of (potentially useless) knowledge in no time.
Whether all of it is true is part of the gnomery.
Join Cornishman "Walliams" in the shed at the bottom of his garden in Cornwall and Wulfrunian (a man from Wolverhampton apparently) "Mr Hodgkiss" from Belfast as they take a "first look" at the relatively unknown, learn some stuff and chat about life as Parents.
Dive into the First Look Gnome Universe every month and learn about random things you didn't even know you wanted to learn about! Fill some of your day with something interesting, engaging, and funny.
Welcome to the bottom of the garden.......'But what about the Gnomes?' I hear you cry!
Good things come to gnomes who wait. And ones that rate, review and subscribe :)
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Do bedtime routines really affect how well you sleep? In this archive episode, we talk about everything from Mini CPAP devices, sleep apnoea, snoring and bedtime habits to the voices that help us drift off—including why so many people fall asleep listening to Stephen Fry reading Harry Potter.
We also revisit one of our funniest adventures at the London Beer Festival, where our beer ratings become increasingly generous as the evening progresses. Then it's off to Belfast for a memorable music festival experience as one of us takes his nearly 70-year-old mum to her first outdoor concert to see Lionel Richie and The Human League.
Elsewhere, we discuss the risks of buying random sleep gadgets online instead of seeking proper medical advice, before diving into the surprisingly addictive world of SoundFonts—where famous songs are recreated using classic video game sounds.
In this episode:
• Mini CPAP, snoring and sleep apnoea
• Bedtime routines and the best podcasts and audiobooks for sleep
• Stephen Fry's Harry Potter audiobooks
• London Beer Festival highlights and beer tasting
• Taking Mum to her first music festival at nearly 70
• Lionel Richie and The Human League live
• SoundFonts, retro gaming music and Nintendo-inspired songs
• Dad-life stories, comedy and everyday adventures
First Look Gnomes is the comedy dad-life and pop culture podcast where two dads try new things, revisit old favourites, and somehow learn something along the way. Follow now for new episodes every other week and classic archive episodes.
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What starts with anime, big bikes and dad jokes quickly turns into one of our most relatable parenting conversations yet.
In this episode, we discover One-Punch Man and discuss why anime is becoming our latest obsession. We also look ahead to the summer cinema season, debate the challenges of creating new stories in the shadow of Star Wars, and share some of our favourite pop culture discoveries.
But the heart of the episode is parenting.
We talk about helping a child move up to their first "big bike", teaching gears for the first time, supporting children through homework and transfer test preparation, and the emotional realisation that our kids are growing up much faster than we'd like.
Along the way we discuss confidence, team sports, resilience, and the challenge every parent faces when trying to balance encouragement with pressure.
In this episode:
• One-Punch Man and our first steps into anime
• First mountain bikes and teaching children to ride with gears
• School homework and transfer test preparation
• Confidence, team sports and trying your best
• Summer cinema releases and why the big screen still matters
• Star Wars nostalgia and modern storytelling
• Listener messages, voicemails and community updates
• Dad life, parenting milestones and children growing up
If you enjoy parenting podcasts, dad-life stories, anime discussions, family humour, pop culture conversations and honest reflections on raising children, this episode is for you.
🎧 Follow First Look Gnomes for new episodes every other week featuring comedy, parenting chaos, pop culture, first-time experiences and the everyday adventures of modern family life.
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From a family holiday in Spain to the moment your child spends their first night away from home, this episode is packed with the highs, lows, and unexpected chaos of modern dad life.
We share stories from a family trip to Mijas on the Costa del Sol, including a surprisingly dramatic journey back to Malaga Airport when our taxi seat suddenly catches fire. We also discuss the reality of returning to work after a holiday and why the holiday glow never lasts quite long enough.
Parenting takes centre stage as we talk about Mr Hodgkiss' son's first school residential trip, the challenge of letting children become more independent, and why resilience often comes from giving kids the freedom to learn through experience rather than wrapping them in cotton wool.
Elsewhere, we celebrate the return of gnomes to the Chelsea Flower Show, debate the best World Cup presenters and pundits on BBC and ITV, discuss eye-watering World Cup ticket prices, and share practical advice for dads considering adopting a rescue dog.
Plus, there's a tasting of Vault City Mini Choc Eggs stout, a look at feeding children's curiosity through learning resources, and the usual mix of dad jokes, questionable opinions, and everyday parenting adventures.
In this episode:
• Costa del Sol family holiday in Mijas and travelling with children
• The airport taxi fire nobody saw coming
• Child's first overnight school trip and building independence
• Chelsea Flower Show and the return of the garden gnome
• World Cup pundits, presenters and ticket prices
• Rescue dog adoption tips for families
• Vault City Mini Choc Eggs stout review
• The Boys finale and spin-off discussion
• Parenting, resilience and raising confident kids
Perfect for listeners who enjoy parenting podcasts, family travel stories, football discussions, dad-life humour, and honest conversations about modern family life
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In this episode, we take a first look at the new Harry Potter series trailer, discuss whether the wizarding world still has the same magic, and share our honest reactions to the upcoming reboot.
We also dive into the announcement of Saturday Night Live, what a British version of the legendary sketch show could look like, and whether UK comedy can match the chaos and iconic moments of the original.
Plus, we give our first impressions of Last One Laughing and why this style of comedy challenge makes for brilliant watching.
Alongside the entertainment talk, we also cover:
If you enjoy comedy podcasts, TV discussions, dad life stories, parenting chaos, and honest first reactions to trending topics, this episode mixes humour, real life, and pop culture in classic First Look Gnomes style.
🎧 Follow now for new episodes every other week featuring first looks at TV, trends, parenting, food, drink, technology, and everyday life.
We catch up on feedback, surprising listener stats, and the small family moments that make us laugh and keep us grounded. Then we swap first looks on Harry Potter, comedy telly, weirdly satisfying YouTube channels, and one truly wild gadget that involves red lights up the nose.
• podcast feedback and chart sightings plus listeners across 71 countries
• kids’ gardening TV and why spring gardening feels like a reset
• Hogwarts Legacy as a Harry Potter video game recommendation
• new Harry Potter TV series trailer reactions and hopes for book accuracy
• SNL UK and what makes sketch comedy land
• why older TV formats like The X Factor and Big Brother now feel dated
• kidney stone update, prevention habits, and a medication side effect tease
• tips for dads on YouTube rabbit holes: HoofGP, Drain Cleaning Australia, Time Travel TV
• “adult superpowers” toddlers love, like simply reaching things
• NovaFlow nasal congestion device and the question of what actually works
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In this episode, we visit Colwith Farm Distillery to try Aval Dor vodka and find out if it really deserves the title of one of the world’s best vodkas. From tasting notes to the full distillery tour, we explore how potatoes are turned into premium Cornish vodka — and what makes it stand out.
Alongside our Aval Dor vodka review, we also talk about:
If you’re interested in vodka tasting, distillery tours, Cornish spirits, parenting life, or TV discussions, this episode mixes real-life experiences with honest reactions and humour.
Perfect for fans of vodka reviews, UK distilleries, parenting podcasts, and lifestyle conversations.
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In this episode, we take a first look at The Traitors UK Season 4, breaking down why it’s one of the most talked-about shows right now.
We also explore the incredible experience of seeing the Northern Lights in Cornwall, how it happens, and what it’s really like witnessing something usually reserved for much further north.
Plus, activewear for dads .....
Along the way, we also share stories about door-to-door sales of block paving and the unexpected reality of dealing with a mouldy car.
If you’re into UK TV shows, trending events, parenting lifestyle, and real-life experiences, this episode delivers honest reactions, humour, and first-hand insights.
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We come back for Series Five with new “dad firsts”, fresh nonsense, and a surprisingly useful run of lessons from door-knock deals to mouldy cars. Along the way we obsess over The Traitors, test how funny ChatGPT can be, and end up staring at the Northern Lights while asking serious questions about magnets.
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In this episode, we take a first look at rescue dog adoption, what to expect when bringing a rescue dog home, and the reality of adjusting to life with a new pet.
We also dive into the Kill Bill 4K remaster, revisiting the iconic film.
Alongside that, we share relatable and funny dad firsts — those unexpected parenting moments that no one properly prepares you for.
And finally, we try to make sense of what was the “6’7 craze”, breaking down what it is, why it’s everywhere, and whether it actually deserved the hype.
If you’re interested in adopting a rescue dog, parenting stories, film discussions, or trending topics explained, this episode brings humour, honest reactions, and real-life experiences.
Perfect for fans of comedy podcasts, parenting podcasts, film reviews, and lifestyle discussions.
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This is the official trailer for Season 5 of First Look Gnomes, launching April 9.
If you’re new here, First Look Gnomes is a comedy-led podcast where we dive headfirst into life’s firsts — from parenting chaos and family adventures to TV, food, travel, and whatever else we decide to try with absolutely no preparation.
Season 5 brings even more of what you love:
Expect laughs, opinions, and the kind of conversations that feel like a chat with your mates — just with slightly more gnomes.
Whether you’re a long-time listener or discovering us for the first time, now’s the perfect time to jump in.
🎧 New episodes start April 9 — make sure you follow so you don’t miss the first drop.
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From the archives of First Look Gnomes…
In this classic episode, we recreate the format of The Moon Under Water podcast and design our ultimate dream pub from scratch.
From the perfect pub name and location to the drink selection, atmosphere, pub rules, and questionable entertainment choices, we build our fantasy local — and inevitably argue about the details.
Along the way, we explore:
If you enjoy pub chat, comedy podcasts, creative formats, and discussions inspired by The Moon Under Water, this archive episode is for you.
Whether you're into British pub traditions, building your own dream pub, or relaxed conversational podcasts, this episode delivers laughs, nostalgia, and friendly debate.
Pull up a stool and join us.
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From the archives of First Look Gnomes…
What starts with a tongue-in-cheek chat about pink flamingos and rumour culture quickly turns into a deeper look at identity, heritage, and how stories shape what we believe.
In this episode, we unpack surprising DNA test results, explore Celtic ancestry, and discover unexpected links to Southern Ontario settlers that reshape family narratives. It’s an honest, funny discussion about what ancestry percentages really mean — and why they’re clues, not labels.
We also explore:
If you’re interested in DNA ancestry results, family history discoveries, children’s literature discussions, AI tools like ChatGPT, or cultural commentary with humour, this archive episode delivers thoughtful laughs and practical insight.
Perfect for curious minds who enjoy culture, books, identity, and tech — with friendly chaos included.
Ever notice how a pink flamingo can start a rumour? We open with the folklore of swinging symbols and the way small, silly signals become “truth” once enough people repeat them. That playful start sets us up for a surprisingly heartfelt turn: one of us shares fresh DNA test results that map a Celtic-heavy mix with a twist—genetic ties to Southern Ontario settlers—and a newly discovered family connection that reframes old stories. It’s identity with a wink, proof that percentages are clues, not labels.
From there we wander (with purpose) into the places we come from and the histories we inherit. Cornwall’s past stirs a chat about national pride, rugby songs, and why context matters more than erasure when we hand classic children’s books to the next generation. We make the case for notes and guidance instead of edits that sand off the edges. Along the way, a first look at The Blue-Footed Booby by Rob Biddulph reminds us that picture books can be clever, warm, and wildly re-readable.
AI gets its moment too. We talk about using ChatGPT to break creative blocks, sharpen lines, and ship better work faster—without surrendering judgement or voice. It’s honest, hands-on, and grounded: prompts, iterations, and why the human still decides what’s good. Then we lighten the load with a tour of social platforms imagined as pubs, and we crown the winner of a very serious LinkedIn poll on the best Easter eggs—spoiler: Cadbury by a mile.
Come for the laughs, stay for the curiosity. If you enjoy a mix of culture, ancestry, books for kids, and practical takes on AI—served with friendly chaos—you’re in the right place. Tap follow, share this with a friend who needs a smile, and leave us a quick review to help others find the show. What surprised you most this week?
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From the archives of First Look Gnomes…
This classic episode takes a funny, honest first look at becoming a parent — from the moment you leave the hospital to surviving the very first day after childbirth.
We talk openly (and hilariously) about what first-time parents are not prepared for: exhaustion, emotional overload, newborn logistics, and the sudden realisation that someone has let you take a baby home. Expect real stories, relatable panic, and practical reflections on how to prepare for life with a newborn.
Perfect listening for new dads, expecting parents, or anyone who wants reassurance that chaos is normal. Whether you’re counting down to birth, navigating those early days, or looking back and laughing, this archive episode captures the reality of early parenthood with warmth and humour.
A must-listen for anyone searching for first day with a newborn, new parent advice, or what to expect after childbirth — with laughs guaranteed.
A midseason vault opens into a candid first look at fatherhood, where sleep deprivation, newborn surprises, and a chaotic first night home collide with humour and perspective. We also fall hard for PSVR2, unpacking why immersion finally makes sense and how to keep it safe around kids.
• newborn realities from muconium to flaky skin
• the surprise of swollen baby testicles and what to expect
• first car ride home stress and partner anxiety
• dog meets baby and household reset
• learning rhythms without a manual and saving energy at 3 a.m.
• humour as a pressure valve with names, emails and dad jokes
• VR immersion explained from plank demos to PSVR2
• motion sickness, presence and why GT7 and Horizon shine
• setting boundaries for kids and VR safety
• finding balance between real life chaos and virtual wonder
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From the archives of First Look Gnomes…
This classic episode is packed with laughs, chaos, and throwback energy as we revisit dad jokes, harmless pranks, snow day stories, and our take on the NFL Super Bowl.
Expect groan-worthy jokes, prank tales that maybe went a little too far, memories of unexpected snow days, and plenty of Super Bowl chat from a very unprofessional panel. It’s a relaxed, funny, and relatable listen for parents, sports fans, and anyone who enjoys light-hearted comedy podcasting.
Perfect if you’re into dad humour, family-friendly comedy, Super Bowl discussions, NFL fans’ reactions, and nostalgic podcast episodes you may have missed first time around.
Whether you’re a long-time listener or discovering the show for the first time, this archive episode delivers the laughs all over again.
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We open the gnome vault and wander from Eurovision nostalgia to cult-film absurdity, then land on Tom Cruise stunts, a New Year’s resolutions countdown, and the most electric leg of darts at Ally Pally. It’s a lively tour of spectacle, fandom, and why shared silliness sticks.
• Eurovision voting memories and chaotic performances
• Cult cinema as joyful escape and meme fuel
• Franchise news, Henry Cavill moves, Bond speculation
• Tom Cruise’s cliff stunt and practical effects
• Top ten New Year’s resolutions and behaviour change
• Darts culture at Ally Pally and crowd theatre
• The greatest nine-darter and Wayne Mardle’s call
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It’s a festive-packed episode of First Look Gnomes as we dive into everything from Christmas prep to retro gaming nostalgia.
This week we share practical Christmas tips for parents, explore The Retro Room in Belfast for a blast of classic gaming fun, and count down our Top 5 Arcade Games of all time — from pixel legends to button-mashing chaos.
We also take a first look at Labubus, the collectible craze popping up everywhere, and ask the important questions: what are they, why are people obsessed, and should parents be worried?
If you love Christmas planning, retro arcades, classic video games, toy trends, and funny, relatable parenting conversations, this episode is for you.
Perfect listening for dads, parents, gamers, and anyone who loves a nostalgic first look at what’s trending right now.
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Join the First Look Gnomes for another week of hilarious and unexpected discoveries! We kick things off with a first look at Whitewater Brewery — one of Northern Ireland’s most loved craft breweries — before heading to the beautiful seaside town of Newcastle, County Down for some family-friendly exploring.
Things get weird (in the best way) when we drive the famous “Magic Road” at Spelga Dam, where your car appears to roll uphill. Optical illusion? Witchcraft? Gnome mischief? We investigate.
Back home, we dive into the chaotic fun of Power Hungry Pets, the card game currently taking families by storm, and then switch gears with a look at the hugely popular kids’ show Grace’s Amazing Machines.
If you’re into Northern Ireland travel, quirky road trip spots, craft breweries, family games, or kids’ TV reviews, this episode is packed with first looks worth checking out. Grab a cuppa (or a pint) and join the adventure!
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This week on First Look Gnomes… we’re everywhere at once.
From nursery drop-offs to the madness of tradespeople turning a “quick job” into a two-week saga, we dive into the most relatable parts of real life — gnome-style.
Then it’s onto the screen:
💥 The Boys – the characters causing chaos, and why it’s still one of the wildest shows on TV.
🚔 Blue Lights – our first look at one of the most talked-about police dramas in the UK.
Whether you’re a parent, a TV binge machine, or someone who’s still waiting for a tradesperson to “pop back tomorrow,” there’s something here for you.
🎧 First Look Gnomes: discovering life’s firsts one laugh at a time.
Two dads swap a maddening tradesperson no-show story for the simple joy of TV escapes and a proud first look at nursery life. We talk clear communication, childcare costs, Belfast pride via Blue Lights, and the small wins that keep families steady.
• contractor missed appointments
• comfort TV as stress relief and connection
• The Boys, Gen V, Celebrity Traitors, Blue Lights
• Belfast locations and local pride
• nursery settling strategies
• colds, immunity, and realistic expectations
• childcare costs, policy gaps, and work balance
• Mario Kart moments and finding joy in small wins
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This week, the Gnomes take a First Look at buying a car .
Then it’s time for a Pints & First Bites segment featuring a Pinter brew test — we find out if this home beer gadget is actually genius or just gnome-shaped chaos. 🍻
🎧 Tune in for relatable parenting moments, honest reviews, and the kind of pub chat that somehow always ends up about snacks.
First Look Gnomes – discovering life’s firsts, one pint at a time.
Two dads try chilli cheese peanuts, then tackle the stress of buying a used car without the jargon, from finance traps to pointless add-ons. We ask listeners for parenting advice, defend smart screen time, and celebrate a fresh, no-fuss home brew that actually tastes great.
• admitting zero car expertise and setting simple needs
• PCP versus HP in plain English and total cost thinking
• saying no to add-ons like paint and fabric sealants
• finding reliability with better sources not random lists
• used car test drive basics and avoiding pressure
• candid parenting: body questions and timing answers
• screen time as preparation tool for the opticians
• first look at Pinter home brew: process, cost, taste
• patience, cleaning, and cold-crash tips for fresher pints
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Cosplay, comics, and… cuddly donkeys?
In this episode of First Look Gnomes, we dive into two worlds that couldn’t be more different — the vibrant energy of Comic Con Belfast 2025, and the peaceful charm of the Sidmouth Donkey Sanctuary in Devon.
At Comic Con Belfast, we take a first look at the best costumes, panels, and pop culture moments lighting up Northern Ireland’s biggest fan event.
Then, we switch gears for a heartwarming visit to Sidmouth Donkey Sanctuary — discovering how this iconic UK rescue centre cares for hundreds of donkeys and offers a family-friendly day out like no other.
Expect laughs, surprises, and a dash of 90s nostalgia as the gnomes explore both sides of this unique UK adventure.
🎧 Listen now for your first look at Comic Con Belfast 2025 and the Sidmouth Donkey Sanctuary — two very different journeys, one unforgettable episode!
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We chase two “first looks”: a hype-filled Comic Con that tests our patience and wallets, and a donkey sanctuary hedge maze that tests our nerves and sense of humour. Between celebrity queues and toddler sprints, we find what makes memories stick.
• Hitting a surprising rank for “tropical fruits” and welcoming new listeners
• A postcard update from the Know-It-All Gnome and a hint of romance
• Comic Con expectations versus reality, from cosplay craft to queue fatigue
• The economics of paid photos and autographs and why it felt off
• Parenting beats: enjoying fandom without buying access
• Donkey sanctuary maze with a toddler and staying calm when lost
• Small systems for safety, regrouping, and turning panic into play
• Bad jokes, good laughs, and the value of shared stories
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Step into the workshop of wonder with First Look Gnomes! In this episode, we explore the power of innovation — from the cutting-edge AI Sora to the roaring nostalgia of Cornish steam engines and 90s car rallies. Join our gnome hosts as we uncover how creativity connects generations — including fun, hands-on LEGO building tips for dads and families.
Discover how technology, engineering, and imagination come together in this feel-good mix of old-school mechanics and futuristic thinking. Perfect for makers, parents, and curious minds who love learning something new every week.
Two dads tumble from 90s nostalgia into a candid look at AI’s new power to fake reality, then anchor back to earth with a steam rally, a heritage train, and practical Lego tips for parents. Trust, patience, and small rituals tie it all together with humour.
• MTV and VH1 memories and how music TV changed
• Sora’s photoreal text-to-video and why it unsettles us
• Deepfakes, verification limits, and trust erosion
• Simple heuristics for spotting AI content and their expiry
• Creativity, ethics, and AI relationships in the real world
• First Bite: 'The Curators" - Pork puffs verdict and nutrition chat
• Steam engine rally, 90s “classic” cars, and feeling old
• Heritage museum trains, gnomes, and hands-on charm
• Lego skyscraper build, organisation, and patience
• Tips for Dads! Parenting tip: praise effort over outcomes
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In this Gnome Vault mini episode, we revisit the viral sensation Bunnies in Cups—a heart-melting trend that’s taken the UK by storm. Expect laughs with gnome jokes and exclusive bonus content featuring the Top 8 real quotes overheard at Ryder Cup 2025. Whether you’re here for cute bunny content, quirky gnome humour, or golf’s most unexpected soundbites, this episode delivers a perfect mix of charm, comedy, and sport.
We admit a strange late-night scroll, weigh what makes something truly cute, and wander from teacups to Belfast pints before finishing with gnome jokes and a sharp look at Ryder Cup crowd behaviour. It’s humour with a point: context matters, in photos, pubs, and fairways.
• safe space to confess odd internet habits
• why bunnies in cups feel right and other pairings feel wrong
• baby honesty, pet safety, and where humour stops
• Belfast pub recommendation and Christmas market impressions
• price shock versus ambience in seasonal spaces
• Europe’s away win, crowd abuse, and standards in golf
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🎧 In this episode of First Look Gnomes, we take a first look at two worlds that couldn’t be more different — but are both hilariously unforgettable.
👉 First up, it’s the 90’s! From Tamagotchis and dial-up internet to baggy jeans and Britpop, we dive into the nostalgia that defined a generation. If you grew up in the 90’s, you’ll be nodding (and laughing) along.
👉 Then we switch gears to the chaos of potty training — the parenting milestone that’s messy, unpredictable, and full of funny stories. Whether you’re in the trenches right now or remembering the struggle, you’ll relate to the wins, fails, and everything in between.
It’s a mix of retro nostalgia and real-life parenting mayhem, served with the usual Gnome humour.
Two dads share their latest "first looks" while navigating parenthood, 90s nostalgia in 2025, and a special celebrity appearance from a children's TV legend.
• Mr Hodgkiss experiences a strange time warp as 2025 brings back Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, King of the Hill, and Oasis
• The podcast celebrates reaching 250 unique listeners in July, its best month ever
• Dave Benson Phillips (of "Get Your Own Back" fame) makes a special guest appearance with a promotional voice note
• Walliams shares his first look at potty training with his two-and-a-half-year-old son, including the celebrated milestone of the first "poo in the potty"
• The hosts reflect on how we celebrate bodily functions in childhood but stigmatise them as adults
• Updates from the fictional "Gno-It-All Gnome" who's currently seeking love in Australia
• Discussion of Premier League football returning and the end of summer holidays
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🎧 In this episode of First Look Gnomes, we’re taking three very different trips into live entertainment — from belly laughs to big riffs and even a festival with helicopters!
👉 First up, we explore Peter Kay’s Tour, the long-awaited comedy comeback that’s packing out arenas and proving why Kay is still the king of observational humour.
👉 Then, it’s time to crank up the volume with The Darkness Tour — glam rock, falsetto vocals, and a show that’s as outrageous as ever. But does the nostalgia still hit as hard today?
👉 Finally, we shine a spotlight on Helifest in Cornwall, a family-friendly music festival supporting the Cornish Air Ambulance. With live acts, local community vibes, and an important cause, it’s more than just a festival — it’s a celebration with heart.
Whether you’re into stand-up comedy, rock concerts, or UK festivals with a cause, this episode gives you a first look at it all.
After weeks in renovation hell learning about specialised vacuum cleaners, we finally escaped for some much-needed entertainment with a two-for-one special of live shows. Sometimes you need Peter Kay and The Darkness to remind you there's more to life than HEPA filters and plasterboard dust.
• Peter Kay's show feels like a "greatest hits" tour with the comedian doing a tribute act to himself
• Phoenix Nights perfectly captured the characters and atmosphere of British working men's clubs
• The Darkness proved they're much more than a one-hit wonder with impressive guitar solos and rock performances
• Brazilian sweet "Rapadurhina" gets a cautious review as a first bite
• Helifest in Cornwall combines helicopters, emergency vehicles, and festival fun for families
• Skip crowded pubs after concerts and head to hotel bars instead for quicker service and comfortable seating
• Regular dental check-ups save money – £125 per filling adds up quickly when you've avoided the dentist for decades
Join us next time for more adventures, and don't forget to check out the recently published Gnome Vault episodes featuring highlights from our past shows!
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The Gnomes are back with a fresh first look — and this time, we’re diving into two wildly different, but totally relatable, topics.
First, we tackle the hematoma — that mysterious bump or bruise (often on the shin!) that shows up after a knock. Is it dangerous? How long does it last? When should you worry?
Then, we switch gears to something every parent will understand: toddlers who are obsessed with YouTube videos of Brio trains and toy playthroughs. Why are kids so mesmerized by strangers playing with toys online — and what does it mean?
It’s a weird, wonderful, and informative return to regular Gnome programming.
We're back with our usual mix of personal mishaps, parenting adventures, and random facts as we dive into Season Four, Episode Four.
• One host details an impressive home renovation injury - a lemon-sized hematoma from falling onto a fence post while building a wall
• Children's YouTube channels featuring wooden train sets and toy cars emerge as unexpected parenting discussion topics
• Struggles with parents trying to use technology to listen to podcasts provide comedic relief
• Tips shared on finding affordable Brio train sets for toddlers, though they apparently hold their value well
• The podcast is mysteriously ranking for search terms like "children's television" and "historical curiosities"
• Parenting advice: YouTube can be good in moderation, but monitor content carefully
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A short, hilarious comedy podcast throwback from First Look Gnomes.
In this Gnome Vault episode, we revisit:
🪓 Cornish Knockers – strange and cheeky mining folklore from Cornwall
🎱 Live Championship Snooker – the slowest sport with the funniest moments
💨 The Fart That Started It All – comedy history you didn’t know you needed
If you love funny short stories, British humour, and weird history, this quick episode will make you laugh, cringe, and probably Google something afterwards.
🎧 Follow First Look Gnomes for more short comedy episodes packed with unpredictable humour and oddball nostalgia.
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Take a trip back with the Gnomes as we crack open the Gnome Vault to revisit some unforgettable first looks. In this throwback episode, we dive into The Empire Strips Back — the cheeky Star Wars burlesque parody that’s taken fans by surprise. Then we switch gears to explore nasal breathing devices, including the Breathe-Easy, and how they stack up against traditional CPAP machines for sleep apnea and snoring relief.
Whether you're a sci-fi fan, a sleep tech nerd, or just curious — this episode has something for you.
🔍 Topics Covered:
A journey through bizarre internet finds, nostalgic gaming habits, and middle-aged health concerns reveals the authentic friendship between two hosts willing to discuss everything from Star Wars burlesque to sleep apnea solutions.
• Discovery of "The Empire Strips Back," a Star Wars-themed burlesque show featuring "sexy stormtroopers" and "Wookiee erotica"
• Debate about whether adults should continue playing video games after selling old collections and buying new PS5s
• Reminiscing about university days and Mario Kart Double Dash competitions
• The mysterious multiplication of cables in every household despite attempts to declutter
• Testing "Mute" nasal breathing devices and other snoring remedies with limited success
• Discussion of sleep apnea diagnosis, CPAP machines, and the importance of seeking medical help for severe snoring
If you're experiencing heavy snoring and waking up with headaches, please consult your GP about potential sleep apnea rather than relying solely on over-the-counter solutions.
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Kidney stones can be tiny—but the pain is unforgettable. In this special Gnome Vault throwback, we revisit one of our earliest episodes to break down everything you need to know about kidney stones, including:
Whether you're dealing with your first kidney stone or just want to understand what those sharp pains might mean, this episode offers clear, helpful advice—with a touch of gnome wisdom.
💬 Got a question or comment? Email us at firstlookgnomes@outlook.com — we’d love to hear from you!
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P&O Iona family cruise ! Travel with kids... not your usual UK Travel Podcast
& Isle of Wight Festival at 40
Recent travel adventures, reflecting on the joys and challenges of holidays as 40-something dads while trading dad jokes and first-look experiences.
• Walliams reviews a "bread and butter modern ale" from Vocation Brewery, giving it a 7 out of something
• Mr Hodgkiss recounts his first festival experience as a 40+ year old at Isle of Wight Festival, attending with a group of friends for a stag do
• The festival was geared toward their age group with bands like Sting, Justin Timberlake, and Busted
• Mr Hodgkiss discusses the unexpected creativity of making a poncho out of a bin bag when caught in the rain
• Tips for dads include proper etiquette during aborted plane landings and resisting the urge to comfort strangers
• Updates on Logan's unique animal vocabulary including "yellow up-ups" for giraffes
• Walliams shares his family's first cruise experience aboard P&O Iona to Norwegian fjords
• The cruise included visiting beautiful Norwegian towns and enjoying onboard entertainment with their toddler
• An ice cream afternoon tea featuring multiple desserts per person demonstrated the indulgent nature of cruise dining
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In this episode of First Look Gnomes, we explore the stunning transformation of Battersea Power Station in London and break down the biggest announcements from Google I/O 2025 — including AI, Android 15, and Gemini updates.
Google I/O 2025, Battersea Power Station, London architecture, tech news, AI, Android 15
We explore Battersea Power Station's impressive transformation into a high-end shopping destination with historical features preserved and Google's revolutionary technological advancements at their I/O 2025 keynote.
• Battersea Power Station has been revamped into a luxury shopping mall while preserving original architectural elements
• The Power Station includes over 150 shops, bars, restaurants, and entertainment venues
• One of the chimneys houses a glass viewing deck offering panoramic views of London
• Google Beam creates 3D video calls with multiple camera angles for more immersive conversations
• Google's AI filmmaking tool can generate professional-quality videos from simple prompts and images
• Gemini 2.5 Pro with Deep Think offers enhanced reasoning capabilities for more accurate responses
• Google's smart glasses can provide real-time translation during conversations
• Our podcast mysteriously ranks #2 for "tropical fruits" searches on Spotify and Apple Podcasts
This episode's Pints and First Bites ; https://brewyork.co.uk/product/juice-forsyth/
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A candid chat on keeping kids safe (and sane) in Fortnite, our Center Parcs getaway, plus what we learned test-riding electric bikes
We're back for series four with a packed episode covering digital parenting challenges, family holiday adventures, and hilarious mishaps with new technology.
• Navigating Fortnite as a parent – understanding parental controls, monitoring online interactions, and setting boundaries
• A 10-year-old's perspective on Fortnite gaming, including insights on different game modes and social dynamics
• Center Parcs Longleat review – swimming adventures, wildlife encounters, and tips for getting the best value
• The safari park experience, including monkeys stealing car parts and 110 registration plates collected in one week
• First time on an e-bike resulting in a crash into nettles, but proving worth the adventure despite the mishap
• Japanese matcha Kit Kats tasting in the new "Pints and First Bites" segment
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Season 4 Coming 19th June 2025
🎙️ First Look Gnomes – Your Gateway to the Weird & Wonderful!
Join Mr Walliams (Cornwall) and Mr Hodgkiss (Belfast) as they explore strange facts, bizarre mysteries, and unexpected knowledge. Broadcasting from a garden shed in Cornwall and a a hut in Belfast, these two dads bring you quirky trivia, offbeat discussions, and plenty of laughs.
🌏 Popular in Laos! Whether you're into unexplained phenomena, two Dads not having a clue about anything to do with Southeast Asian folklore, or just a fun podcast, this show delivers engaging and entertaining content with a unique perspective.
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🎙️ First Look Gnomes – The Podcast That Digs Deep into the Weird & Wonderful!
Join Mr Walliams (Cornwall) and Mr Hodgkiss (Belfast) in their quirky, offbeat journey through the strange, surprising, and downright hilarious. Broadcasting from the shed at the bottom of the garden and a outside hut in Belfast, these two dads bring you random facts, peculiar knowledge, and a generous helping of dad jokes.
Whether you're into weird trivia, unexplained mysteries, or simply a good laugh, this podcast delivers entertaining and engaging content with a unique perspective.
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Season 4 Coming Soon
First Look Gnomes Podcast – A First Look at the Unusual, the Unknown, and the Unexpected!
Join Cornishman Mr Walliams and Wulfrunian Mr Hodgkiss as they dive into the weird, wonderful, and downright bizarre in their twice monthly podcast, First Look Gnomes. Broadcasting from the shed at the bottom of the garden in Cornwall and a garden in Belfast, these two dads bring you random facts, dad jokes, and unexpected knowledge that will leave you entertained and enlightened.
Whether you're looking for quirky trivia, offbeat discussions, or just a good laugh, this podcast is your go-to source for fun, engaging, and informative content.
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Season 3 Grand FINALE
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and the usual , Fishpond of Feedback, Gno-it-all Gnome and.... the bad jokes!
In the grand finale of Season 3, the First Look Gnomes celebrate with a spectacular (and spectacularly bad) Eminem parody that has everyone in stitches. "Lose Your 12th" might just be Williams' magnum opus as we wrap up twelve episodes of gnomish shenanigans!
The Fish Pond of Feedback reveals exciting news – our listeners have spoken, and the Gno-it-all-Gnome has received a resounding 67% vote to stay. But there's a twist! Our beloved gnome announces he's embarking on a worldwide journey in search of companionship and new experiences, dubbing it his "Wisdom is Lonely, Love Yourself" (WILLY) tour. While he won't be a regular fixture in Season 4, he promises postcards and voice notes from exotic locations around the globe.
Technology and entertainment take center stage with our First Looks. The Nintendo Switch 2 has been announced, promising GameCube compatibility that might reunite old friends for online Mario Kart Double Dash sessions. Meanwhile, Universal Studios plans to build a massive theme park in Bedfordshire by 2031, sparking debate about whether British customer service can match the American theme park experience. We also dive into the ethical dilemmas presented on Beast Games – would you take a guaranteed million dollars for yourself or risk it all for your team?
As we close the season with some genuinely terrible jokes, we tease upcoming e-bike adventures and potential format changes for Season 4. Whether you're a longtime listener or just discovering us, there's never been a better time to subscribe and join our gnomish community. Email your first looks and feedback to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com – and if you want to reach our traveling gnome, just put "Willy" in the subject line!
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We dive into the world of barbecue season, sharing our experiences of selecting the perfect outdoor cooker and essential tips for successful grilling.
• Choosing the right barbecue – weighing up gas versus charcoal options
• Three essential barbecue hacks: herbs on coals for flavour, lemon and salt for cleaning, and baking soda to prevent rust
• Using your child's comfort toy (like Cecil the dog) as a negotiation tool for bedtime battles
• Experiencing the dreaded "Code Brown" bath time incident
• Visiting Dynamite Brewery, a hidden microbrewery under a viaduct in Cornwall
Don't forget to send in your feedback to our fish pond of feedback and share your thoughts, questions, and own first looks with us at firstlookgnomes@outlook.com.
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And of course...the Dad jokes (sorry, not sorry)
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We celebrate our 10th episode of Season 3 with an unexpected discovery of our international popularity, ranking as the #6 comedy podcast in Laos. The episode features beer tasting, wrestling adventures, Formula One predictions, and the return of the Gno-it-all Gnome.
• Thirsty First: Sampling "Naughty and Nice" Chocolate Stout from Vocation Breweries, scoring a solid 9/10
• Feedback reveals listeners in surprising locations including Valencia, Hanoi, Taipei, and Bratislava
• Craig shares taking his son to his first WWE live event, describing it as "pure pantomime" with great entertainment value
• Detailed Formula One 2025 season predictions, listing all 20 drivers with McLaren tipped for success
• The Gno-it-all Gnome answers a listener question about dealing with a partner who hoards possessions
• Discussion about potentially refreshing some podcast segments for future episodes....
The Curator: The new must-read thriller from the winner of the CWA Best Crime Novel of 2019 (Washington Poe)
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Ever wondered what happens when two dads combine their love of gardening, sports, and beer with the daily adventures of parenthood? Our latest episode takes you on a journey from a hilariously disastrous beer opening to ambitious Japanese garden designs and the quiet triumph of growing your first cucumber.
Williams shares his adventures at Plymouth Hoe and Britain's largest aquarium, where his two-year-old son's wide-eyed "hiya" greetings to fish remind us all how children transform ordinary experiences into magical discoveries. Meanwhile, our other host reveals plans for an elaborate Japanese garden complete with Acer trees and koi ponds—a project reflecting the patience and long-term thinking that parenthood often inspires.
The episode delivers surprisingly practical wisdom for fellow dads: gardening isn't just about plants, it's about finding rare moments of uninterrupted solitude. "If I'm outside gardening, I can get three to four hours without seeing any of them," one host confesses, while explaining how children need nothing more elaborate than pebbles or bits of food to fuel their boundless imagination.
Perhaps most touching is the moment when a lifelong dream comes true—Newcastle United finally winning a trophy after 30 years of waiting—only to be immediately overshadowed by a toddler's encounter with a table corner. This perfect encapsulation of parenthood's priority-shifting power reminds us that the greatest victories are sometimes the smallest ones.
Join us for laughter, insights, and the kind of authentic dad conversations that make you feel less alone in your parenting journey. Whether you're designing gardens, visiting aquariums, or just trying to open a stubborn beer can, we're right there with you.
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Thirsty First
- Seven Brothers - Marshmallow Stout
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A mix of hilarious dad jokes, parenting tips, and tales of adventure await. We tackle listener feedback and the art of finding balance in family life, punctuated by laughter and reflections.
• Welcome to First Look Gnomes: The absurdity of parenting
• Tips for parents from our latest experiences
• Bad dad jokes that make you groan or laugh
• Engagement with listeners in our Fish Pond of Feedback
• Discussing the ‘temperature war’ in relationships
• Exploring new beers and what makes them unique
Stay connected with us, share your stories, and embrace the joy of parenting!
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Join us as we navigate through both calamity and comedy in this lively episode!
We recount our personal experiences dealing with Storm Eowyn and the cascading chaos it brought to our lives. From roofs torn off to power outages.
In the spirit of every diligent dad, we compile a must-have toolkit featuring everything from the essential torch for night adventures to trusty duct tape for quick fixes. Each item has a story, and we discuss how these tools can help navigate both daily challenges and unexpected emergencies.
We even weave in our classic segment of dad jokes, promising to keep laughter alive, even in dark times. As we share our silly stories, we invite listeners to partake as well! What’s your most outrageous dad moment? What tools do you consider irreplaceable?
Tune in for a memorable mix of insight, humour, and relatable dad experiences. Don’t forget to respond with your own stories or laughs; it isn’t just our journey; it’s all of ours!
Be sure to subscribe, tune in, and let’s keep this dad community thriving!
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Our cherished gnome hosts seem to have taken an unexpected holiday in Fuerteventura, leaving listeners in suspense about their whereabouts and the next episode....
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Walliams and Mr. Hodgkiss are here to give you some more first looks on their every other week podcast
Walliams takes the plunge with a robust 8.4% double IPA from North Brewery, while Mr. Hodgkiss opts for something less intoxicating.
We then whisk you away on a fantastic, ice-filled adventure to Disney on Ice in Belfast, where the magic of childhood classics gets a fresh spin. You’ll hear all about the antics and costs of enjoying a Disney spectacle with family, including the shock from a Maui hook that could rival a small fortune. As a bonus, we throw in a quick jab at "The Masked Singer," a show with a format so baffling it makes us nostalgic for simpler TV pleasures. It's family fun and puzzling TV in equal measure.
Finally, prepare for a trip back in time to the days of "Thomas the Tank Engine" and "Stars in Their Eyes." We chat about the timeless appeal of train tales and share Logan’s delight in receiving the original Thomas books for Christmas. In a twist of relationship humor, and an unexpected gift-giving dilemma.
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A thirsty thirst
NORTH BREWERY Ultra Phase
Fishpond of Feedback
The Gno it all gnome gives you his relationship advice (if you want it or not)
A surprise call in from a special guest?
And the usual Bad Jokes ....
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Ever wondered what it's like to juggle fatherhood, podcasting, and the occasional stair tumble? We're not saying we've nailed it, but we sure have some stories to tell! Join us, Walliams and Mr. Hodgkiss, as we navigate through the delightful chaos of parenting, technical glitches, and holiday mishaps. From recounting our unrecorded yet unforgettable Episode 4 to sharing the joys of fatherhood with a dash of humour, this episode is packed with laughs and life lessons, all brought to you with our signature blend of humour...
Beer lovers, you're in for a treat! We're diving into the world of craft beers with a lively debate on IPAs, including the elusive 7% North Heptagon. Whether it's the psychology of branding or the surprising potency of a tropical brew, our beer journey is as unpredictable as it is enlightening... Plus, we'll ponder the tactile allure of high-end branding and imagine a future with a comprehensive beer rating system, all while reminiscing about the good old days of beer brewing.
We reflect on the magic of Christmas entertainment and the evolution of media. Remember those days of DVDs and pirated collections? We'll take you on a nostalgic trip with a nod to the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special. And for the parents out there, stick around for some unconventional tips on getting the kiddos to tidy up their mess—or at least attempt to! Whether you're a fan of retro media or seeking parenting hacks, our episode wraps up with insightful anecdotes and a hearty dose of humor.
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- Stair tumbles in your 40s
- Wallace and Gromit, Vengence most fowl
- Gavin and Stacey Christmas Special
Tips for Dads
Thirsty First: https://untappd.com/b/north-heptagon/6014486
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Ever wondered what happens when technology decides to have a good laugh at our expense?
From numbers proposing marriage to bees with unexpected talents, and a zebra with an extraordinary chest, we promise this episode will leave you wheezing with laughter.
We also look ahead with optimism to 2025, revealing our lofty resolutions to launch a new website and raise the bar on our podcast game. We're calling on you, our cherished listeners, to be part of our journey.
Share your thoughts, dad tips, or burning questions with our Gno-it-all gnome by writing to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com.
Though this episode is a short one...we assure you, the gnomes are hard at work mastering the art of recording for a longer, more polished episode soon.
Until then, keep the joy alive and have a fantastic January!
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Join us on a festive Boxing Day journey where we reminisce about our favourite Christmas traditions, from the delightful taste of Neon Raptor's "Carol" IPA to tales of childhood encyclopaedias like Grolier and Encarta.
Our holiday party is in full swing, complete with the flavours of mango and gooseberry that transport us back to Nottingham, and a spirited discussion filled with laughter and holiday cheer.
Ever heard of the "Cornwall Bounce"? Prepare to be fascinated as we unravel Cornwall's geological quirks, a phenomenon that sees the land rise and fall with the tides, discovered by Dr. Matt King back in 2003. With insights into this unique feature and a light-hearted touch on Cornwall’s ancient connection to Brittany, we sprinkle humor with playful dad tips to round off the conversation. It's an insightful narrative that captures the spirit of the season with a dash of science and a sprinkle of fun.
As we navigate the holiday season, we touch on the art of balancing family time and social commitments with a humorous edge. Expect laughs through playful Boxing Day jokes featuring legends like Mike Tyson and glimpses into the 2024-2025 Ally Pally darts tournament.
Whether it's the excitement of holiday football matches or the thrill of watching darts, we promise an episode brimming with light-hearted banter, sports predictions, and festive joy, ensuring your Boxing Day is as merry as it is entertaining.
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The usual Dad jokes....and the regular Tips for Dads segment....this time on Christmas
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Have you ever found yourself tangled in the chaos of homeownership, only to realise your biggest adversary is a mouse and not the mortgage? Join us as we share tales of our own home renovation mishaps, giving a cheeky nod to icons like Austin Powers while reminiscing about the unpredictability of old houses. From mysterious creaks to surprise critters, the journey of maintaining a home is anything but dull. We promise not just laughs but a reminder that these quirks are universally shared, from California to Iraq.
Imagine the shock of discovering that not all home improvements are budget-friendly, especially when a simple front door turns into a costly saga. Our episode takes a turn into the realm of DIY maintenance, where every homeowner becomes a jack-of-all-trades, trading landlord calls for toolboxes. Amidst these adventures, we sprinkle in exciting updates on a new Wallace and Gromit film and muse over how big studios might find the quirkiest inspirations in unexpected places. Listeners are invited to share their own tales and tips, as we celebrate our favourite cultural throwbacks together.
As we shift gears, our quirky guest, the Gno-It-All Gnome, graces us with marriage wisdom, humorously addressing a listener's romantic dilemma with his signature flair. The episode wouldn't be complete without some dad joke banter, featuring a fictional robot lawnmower incident that leaves us all in stitches. Wrap up with us on this fun-filled journey, and be sure to stick around for more laughter and the charming unpredictability of life in our next episode.
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The usual Fishpond of feedback (please write in to firstlookgnomes@outlook.com)
& The Gno-It-All Gnome with his new segment of Marriage Advice
& the new segment of Badddd Jokes
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You're in for a treat as we kick off the third season of our podcast, where humour and randomness spice up your commute. This time around, we’re all about less waffle and more laughs, with two bite-sized episodes each month.
Our growing international audience has us dreaming big—outer space, anyone? Between chuckles over kids’ jokes and classic planetary jests, we’re bringing back the fan-favourite "Thirsty First" segment to reveal our unconventional beverage choice, setting the tone for an exhilarating season ahead.
Relive the magic of wedding day blunders and heartwarming holiday chaos with us. From the thrill of pre-ceremony antics to the warmth of cherished audio snippets from loved ones, our trip down memory lane is both nostalgic and side-splitting.
As Christmas approaches, we’re your trusty elves with practical tips and amusing critiques on festive adverts—think Asda gnomes and knock-off Coca-Cola trucks.
Whether you're strategising on sneaking gifts past Santa sleuths or simply in need of a good laugh, this season promises to keep the camaraderie and cheer alive.
Buckle up, because we’re not just here to make you smile; we're out to make your day merrier!
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What happens when two dads crack open a beer and decide to share their lives with the world?
Discover the hilarious and heartwarming world of "First Look Gnomes," where Williams and Craig turn the mundane into comedy gold.
The mystical figure of the "wise old gnome! / "Gno-it-all Gnome" adds an element of intrigue and absurdity that keeps listeners guessing. Is he a sage, or just a strange, creepy fellow?
This podcast is a playful blend of humour and unexpected insights, making it a truly forgettable experience.....
Join us as we explore why this duo's laid-back antics and cheesy puns have captured the hearts of many, leaving us chuckling and pondering long after the episode ends...
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In our grand finale of season two, we share the hilariously unplanned and chaotic moments that have shaped our journey. From savouring the rich flavours of Vocation Brewery's Double Tonka Frappe Coffee Stout to recounting our mishaps and near-disasters, this episode is a rollercoaster of humour and camaraderie. We also take a moment to appreciate our loyal 'Fab 50' listeners and our growing international audience, including new friends from Kensington, Germany, and Cairo.
As we ponder this and other reasons for our season break, we look forward to launching a website and bringing in a Forbes-listed guest for season three. We're also planning a meet-up in October, where we might record some special audio snippets for you. Amid the banter, we discuss the logistical challenges of moving house while balancing parenting, the value of good beer, and the quirky joys of life. Plus, we've got some nostalgic stories about past injuries and humorous dad anecdotes that you won't want to miss.
Finally, we wrap up with some unexpected first looks, including a luxurious sailing yacht, All Saints' first African store in Cairo, and the UK's first Museum of Illusions in Manchester. Amid the playful critiques and last-minute scrambles that shaped this episode.
We share some wholesome dad jokes to leave you in stitches. As we bid farewell, we express our heartfelt gratitude for your support and remind you to stay in touch via email or Instagram. Until next season, stay tuned and keep the laughter alive!
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What if kissing a stone could grant you the gift of gab?
Join us on this eclectic journey as we explore Manchester United's ambitions under Erik ten Haag and his bold claim that they’ve been just a step behind Manchester City since his tenure began. We'll also revisit the retro-futuristic visions of "Tomorrow's World" and dive into listener feedback that includes everything from a Blink-182 lyric mishap to culture day expenses.
Ever wondered what "wasson" or "teasy" means? We unpack the delightful quirks of Cornish and Northern Irish dialects, giving you a taste of local slang and greetings.
Moving from dialects to daring deeds, listen to our nerve-wracking yet thrilling attempt to kiss the Blarney Stone in Cork, Ireland. We delve into the history and legend surrounding the stone and share stories about the breath-taking Blarney Castle and its surrounding gardens. Plus, you'll hear all about our stout-sampling adventures and Logan’s hilarious first encounter with spicy curry.
Get ready for laughter and light-hearted moments as we offer parenting tips and recount humorous escapades at a farm park, complete with awkward photo moments and the challenges of home improvement shopping. Test your wits with our whimsical quiz on alternative animal names and cap it all off with a cider-fueled farewell that’s as jovial as it is heartfelt.
From regional slang to historical landmarks, and from family outings to quirky quizzes, this episode promises a blend of nostalgia, humor, and insightful moments....
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Join us for a wild tasting session of Vault City's blueberry muffin, waffle cone crunch, triple scoop, and modern sour beer. Let's just say the flavours had us spitting out some colourful comments, leading to a heated debate on whether dessert and beer should ever mix.
Feel the festival fever, while taking a nostalgic trip back to our virtual Glastonbury 2024. Picture our dining room transformed into a mini-festival, with highlights like Jessie Ware, Kasabian, Paloma Faith, and Dua Lipa lighting up our screens. Not all acts hit the high notes though, as we share our disappointment in performances by Shania Twain and others. Get ready for a rollercoaster of festival emotions, from standout shows to unforgettable flops.
Parenthood is a wild ride, and we’re here to share every twist and turn, from celebrating little Logan's milestones to navigating the chaos of Friday nights with a potent stout in hand. We'll guide you through a Black Country dialect quiz, a passionate review of Neon Raptor's stout, and some practical dad tips for surviving hangovers while keeping up with parenting duties. It's a laugh-filled journey through the joys and challenges of fatherhood, all wrapped up in our signature engaging banter.
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Ever wondered if your favourite radio hosts look the way you imagine? Join us for a whimsical and heartfelt episode where we ponder this very question as we announce our exciting new availability on YouTube!
Alongside humorous chats about Henry VIII's fishing tackle we share listener feedback and muse over whether some surprises are best left to the imagination. Our nostalgic journey continues as we navigate the adventure of building our show's website, reflecting on memories and the unexpected twists of podcasting.
Craving the perfect beer and food pairing? We’ve got you covered with a lively discussion on everything from pairing lagers with KFC to enjoying stouts with bacon sandwiches. You’ll even hear our humorous debate on the merits of various combinations for those with dietary restrictions. Whether it's a Five Guys burger with a pale ale or a domino’s pizza with an amber ale, we share our personal favorites and some amusing experiences, ensuring there's a delicious option for everyone.
But it's not all fun and games; we also share the emotional journey of saying goodbye to our beloved pet, Russell. Through the stages of grief and the tough decisions that come with being a pet parent, we offer our heartfelt insights. Lightening the mood, we provide tips for dads, praise home improvement shows, and revel in the charm of local events like duck races for charity. With playful jokes and a special guest appearance by "The Gno-It-all Gnome," this episode promises a blend of laughter, nostalgia, and heartfelt moments that you won’t want to miss!
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Join us as we embark on a rollercoaster of nostalgia, humour, and modern musings. We kick things off with a playful musical rendition, leading into fond memories from the early days of our podcast, notably episode 7 of season 1.
We crack open a BrewDog's Arcade Made, a double dry-hopped DIPA with a retro arcade design, sharing our thoughts on its appearance and flavour while considering the shift from coin-operated games to today's tech-savvy payment methods.
We dive into our impressions of the new Amazon Prime series "Fallout," rating it a solid 8 out of 10 and marvelling at the evolution of video game adaptations.
To round off the episode, we catch up on the careers of former One True Voice members, pondering the twists and turns of their musical journeys. This episode is a whirlwind of laughs, memories, and engaging discussions you won't want to miss!
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Ever wondered if an AI could outshine Shakespeare in the poetry department? Well, we put it to the test .....
This episode is a tapestry of laughter and nostalgia, from the art of crafting poems with a technological co-pilot, to the absurdity of British beer names – and yes, we've got a pint of 'Piddle' in hand to prove it. We're your friendly neighbourhood gnomes, conjuring up verbal spells and raising our glasses to the weekend vibes that make every recording session a treasure trove of giggles and jest.
Have you ever marked a personal milestone by peeling a banana? That's exactly what happened in one of our conversations.
Join us for a jaunt along the picturesque North Cornwall coast, complete with a furry companion and the infamous scone debate – because whether cream or jam comes first, it's a matter of delicious importance.
As we wrap up, we venture into the curious world of children's television, where the surreal escapades of Baby Jake become a springboard for our own zany show ideas. But it's not all fun and games; we also take a moment to respond to our listeners' heartfelt dilemmas, offering fatherly advice and sporting predictions with our signature blend of humour and sincerity. So settle in for an episode that's as comforting as a family gathering, as surprising as an unexpected fact, and as rich in character as the cosiest Cornish cream tea...
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A Christmas Special with 4 very tired parents!
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We are back to the bottom of the garden for a Season Two!.
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The Season One Finale!!!
Join us at the bottom of the garden for a final first look before the short break before Season Two (Coming November 2023)
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An Eggstra Bonus Episode especially for the Kids
Join Cornishman Walliams and Northern Irelands' Mr Hodgkiss for an Easter Special with special guest......Master Braden Hodgkiss (Age 7 and a half)
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Everyone wants to learn something new, but not everyone wants to sit down and read a bunch of nonsense - so why not listen to some instead? Chuck in some random facts and a couple of Dad jokes, and you'll be full of (potentially useless) knowledge in no time.
Whether all of it is true is part of the gnomery.
Join Cornishman Dan Williams in the shed at the bottom of his garden, in Cornwall, and Wulfrunian (a man from Wolverhampton apparently) Craig Hodgkiss from his kitchen in Belfast, as they take a first look at the relatively unknown and learn some stuff from each other and chat about life.
Dive into the First Look Gnome Universe every month and learn about random things you didn't even know you wanted to learn about! Fill some of your day with something interesting, engaging, and funny. That bit is a promise!
Welcome to the bottom of the garden.......'But what about the Gnomes?' I hear you cry!
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