Football Gravy: Recent Episodes
Joe, Adam and Marlon
With as much humour, insight and Sean Dyche as we can muster, Football Gravy talks all things Premier League football.
(Not a Burnley fan podcast)
In 1966 Walt Disney confirmed his plans to build the world's first Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow or E.P.C.O.T. In 2009 Burnley FC were promoted to the Premier League thus completing Mick Disney's master plan for B.E.P.C.O.T or Burnley's Excremental Prototype Community Of Toss. In 2022 the Gravy trio talk Chelsea chaos, the FA Cup, and the title race.
Liverpool win the Carabao Cup, Roman Abramovich decides to sell Chelsea, and Lukaku and Werner are still professional footballers... But who's going to buy the spotted leopard coffee table?
Fresh from their publicised stint at the gravy withdrawal clinic Marlon Stock-Pot, Adam Bovril and Joe Gravy return to answer two questions:
1) What's the most important football story of the last three months?
2) What's dynamic, graceful, clinical and darn right gorgeous? (Spoiler: It's Burnley's new striker Wout Weghorst)
A one hour Micah Richards laugh track interspersed with ever-nuanced discussion from your favourite gravy pals on West Ham's rise, Ole's Man Utd fall, Benjamin Mendy's criminal charges and more.
A gravy podcasting extravaganza sees Marlon Stock-Pot, Adam Bovril and Joe Gravy discuss a turbulent month as 5 Premier League managers are sacked and replaced with new blood. Who will survive the season? Who will flourish under the pressure? And who was the Watford manager anyway? Listen to find out this and so much more, but not that much more.
Podcast trio - Joe Gravy, Adam Bovril and Marlon Stock-Pot - tackle the massive news of a Newcastle takeover by a Saudi Arabian consortium and sample the delights of both the best Premier League game of the season so far and Greggs vegan sausage rolls.
The gravy trio breakdown Chelsea v Man City, praise Brentford's display against Liverpool, analyse two big refereeing blunders in the Man Utd game and preview next weekend's biggest game. Also, in a remarkable and unsettling turn, Burnley striker (and big fan of the podcast) Chris Wood is not mentioned.
Adam becomes a jingle master, Joe reveals Chris Wood's favourite animal, and Marlon explains how green-screen is used to complete the EFL cup draw.
Marlon, Adam and Joe analyse the top four race, debate Pascal Struijk's red card and make the official announcement for Sean Dyche's new fourty-six year contract.
Why do referees love a diving striker? Marlon, Adam and Joe deconstruct the state of Premier League refereeing following new rule changes.
Marlon, Adam and Joe talk Southampton FC's transfer window and start to the season before answering the unanswerable GOAT debate: Chris Wood > Chris Ronaldo
Whilst talking relegation Adam tries a Sean Dyche impression, Marlon envisions a stadium full of gravy boats and Joe thinks Ivan Toney is a character on the Sopranos.
Adam, Joe and Marlon discuss the state of Premier League refereeing in light of new rule changes - specifically analysing two contradictory refereeing decisions which gave Tottenham a crucial penalty and denied one for Wolves last Sunday.
Marlon, Adam and Joe give their take on Cristiano Ronaldo's impending move to the Premier League before spending the bulk of the show analysing the position of Southampton FC following a busy transfer window and eventful start to the season.
Joe, Adam and Marlon describe the scenes at Burnley's Turf Moor stadium on the first weekend of the new season.
With as much humour, insight and Sean Dyche as we can muster, The Chris Wood Show talks all things premier league football.
(Not a Burnley fan podcast)