Stonked Podcast: Recent Episodes
Eli Higgins
We're not financial advisors. We're not experts. We're just a couple of diamond-hand idiots determined to make it to the moon with our fellow idiots. Strap in, guys and gals. This is OUR story. TO THE MOON!
The boys are BACK after spending time with family over the holidays. First up, after getting VR headsets for Christmas, Eli and Captain Crypto went on an investing spree in several VR and Metaverse projects. Let's just say, so far, it's not working out so well for them. Then it's all things simulation theory as Money Mike tries to grasp the concept that we're likely not living in base reality (the Flintstones gummy he ate before the show didn't help 😂 ).
Finally, Eli calls the court to session and demands a verdict on how to deal with something Captain Crypto did without telling the boys.
In this episode, it's all things Non-Fungible Tokens and VR as the Metaverse is just around the corner. Eli talks about how he was excited thinking he finally got a rare NFT. Captain Crypto talks about a bad case of FOMO for not jumping on a bandwagon. Then, the guys talk about how Apple's new computer chips could change the world forever!Â
Just back from Vegas, Money Mike has stories for dayyys. From competing with Captain America for tip money to being offered drugs in a bathroom, his trip was something straight out of a movie! Then things get greasy as Eli and Josh explain why they've been eating Burger King every day for a week. Finally, Captain Crypto has a chance to win $69,000 live on the show! Will he get lucky?
Come hang out with us!!! 🚀Â
Money Mike had the night of his life and is convinced wrestling is real, so Josh and Eli let him have his moment. Mike tells us about his garage sale stress and his new love for an NFT. Then, we give advice to a soon-to-be college student on his situation with Grandma before Captain Crypto updates us on all things crypto!Â
The boys kick off the show with awkward conversation as usual by explaining why Captain Crypto called Money Mike "daddy" just before recording. Then they introduce you to the crypto genius, professional life-hacker GOTD Rafael Cossio where he talks about how he got into crypto and what he's learned over the years. Then Josh and Mike face off in an intensely hilarious game of Shock Collar Crypto Trivia where the settings were accidentally WAY too high. Then it's all-things-staking as Eli and Rafael talk about how you can make 80% APR with little risk. It's one of the funniest and most educational episodes yet!Â
TO THE MOON!Â
The guys kick off the show by reintroducing you to fellow Stonker and MMA fighter LJ Hermreck as our GOTD. Eli talks about some weird stuff he noticed in Kanye's new album. Then, it's all things CAKE as the guys talk about how to make huge gains on PancakeSwap. In a new segment called Money Mike's Money Problems, he talks about his recent gambling ventures. Finally, at the end of the show two of the guys get into a big fight that ends with a storm out.
"We're all legitimately close in real life, and we've always promised our listeners to be nothing but ourselves on the show. That's what makes us different. But it also means things will get heated sometimes. Arguments escalated, tempers flared and instead of shoving it down, we aired it out on air like we always have and always will do. We're a family, including our listeners," Eli said about the incident.Â
A long time ago in a crypto market far, far away... Eli fell in love with an unheard-of coin called Safemoon. Months later, erupting into a huge social media following, it finally launched its highly anticipated Safemoon Wallet... Kind of. The big question now after the colossal failure of a launch and price plunge – was everyone right that Eli wasted his money and it's all just a sham, or will they come through? The guys dissect all of this and so much more on this episode of the Stonked Podcast!Â
Holy Crypto, Batman! Let's just say the guys are in a GOOD mood this week by all the green the cryptocurrency market is seeing. Between the ETH London Hard Fork, Bitcoin and the highly anticipated Safemoon wallet, the boys cover it all in this episode. Then, play along for a hilarious game of Name That Billionaire! Afterward, Eli opens up about the mental toll the broadcast industry takes and some of the struggles he's had outside of the show.Â
Remember, whatever you do... Don't Stonk and drive 😎 TO THE MOON!
After taking a summer vacation, the guys are back in the studio and crazier than ever! First, Captain Crypto opens up about the legitimate mental struggles of being a full-time crypto trader. Then the guys talk about some changes in the show, before going over the long list of the odd factors on why crypto is surging right now. Eli and Money Mike talk about some VERY strange health issues they've had. And of course, the boys all make their Hit or Shit stock predictions.Â
$100 says we make you laugh! (not a contract) 😂
The boys are back in town! And we have a TON to talk about. First in the show are the Hit or Shit stock picks where the results get a little heated between the guys. Then it's all things crypto with Iran's recent ban, McAfee's death and other crazy recent events. Then Eli participates in a game of Shock Collar Trivia where he feels like his questions were totally unfair.
On this episode, Money Mike is dying to know if he's up again on the Wheel of Punishment. Captain Crypto and Money Mike conspire to take down Eli. Money Mike makes a bet weeks ago he's now facing and isn't sure if he can pay up. The guys talk about Canada, USA, Mexico and Elon Musk's recent late-night shenanigans. Then, the guys talk about a form of investing where you shadow big-wig politicians who make millions.Â
On this episode – Money Mike calls restaurants and tries to pay for a pizza with Doge. The guys introduce a hilarious new segment called Not Financial Advice with Eli and Mike! Then, will Money Mike's epic-winning run come to an end with his Hit or Shit stock picks? And – what in the world is going on with GME, AMC and Crypto over the last few weeks!? This and much more in this episode of the Stonked Podcast!Â
TO THE MOON!
On this episode, the guys talk about how Tesla's sudden change in accepting Bitcoin is sus, and wonder if Elon is playing games behind closed doors. The Wheel of Punishment lands the loser at a casino once again. Then it's Money Mike versus Captain Crypto in a hilarious game of shock collar investment trivia!
In this episode the guys lead with their opinions on the long-anticipated Elon Musk appearance as the host of Saturday Night Live and what actually happened to the market afterward. Then, it's a conversation that sounds like something straight out of a SciFi movie... But it's not. The guys also talk about the importance of mental health, especially with investing. Eli shows us a new song by one of our TikToker's that he can't get out of his head. Then, he faces his dreaded mystery punishment chosen by our listeners. Come hangout with us!Â
It's been a crazy week in Stonks and the boys have a TON to talk about! First up, the biggest losers and gainers of the week are VERY unusual as the guys talk about the "if only's". Then, there's a face behind the Wheel of Punishment we haven't seen in a while. Money Mike and Captain Crypto face off in an epic game of Crypto Paper Trades where they each have. $100k and only 5 minutes to make their bets (and the winner gets a BIG surprise.) The gang also talks about how Captain Crypto did something for the first time that's become a new addiction.Â
In this episode, the boys talk about the horrible week in Stonks and how tough it is to cope with hindsight. Money Mike might need to see a doctor. We also talk about two apps, one we love and one we hate. Then, just before making next week's Stonk picks, Captain Crypto cashes in last week's punishment by doing the Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin' Challenge live on the show (Warning: It's not pretty 😂)Â
Our guest of the day is a 19-year-old crypto mining guru who brings in his rig and (tries his best) to explain to us smoothbrains how mining works. There's a new face spinning the Wheel of Punishment as we go over last week's Hit or Shit stock predictions. Plus, the guys have a new conspiracy theory on who the famed Bitcoin founder Satoshi really is. Â
The guys kick off the show in the brand new studio going over the weird and unexpected top losers and gainers of the week, then go straight into the new-and-improved Wheel of Punishment. Then we bring in fellow Stonker and podcast host Jason Villanueva to play a game of Truth or Lie. After that, we talk about all things stocks, crypto and investments before picking our new Hit or Shit stocks for the week.Â
TO THE MOON! 🚀
Captain Crypto is finally back from a 1-month cryptocurrency excursion to South Africa, and boy does he have stories. Money Mike talks about FINALLY getting NFT's he's been waiting for. And during our debut of the Products That Don't Sponsor Us (But Should) segment, the guys talk about products they love and use every day that aren't sponsors of the show, but should be!
Money Mike waxes his leg on-air as punishment for last week's loss. Renowned libertarian, MMA fighter and fellow Stonker LJ Hermreck joins us as our GOTD. EliTheTVGuy is back up against the Wheel of Punishment and finds out if he'll get tased for the second time.
It's all things Stonks in this hilarious episode!Â
Welcome back, apes! In this hilarious episode we talk about our newly-launched premium content subscriptions, then bring in an ULTIMATE diamond-hand dummy from California who still didn't sell GME during the recent surge. We also talk about the recent 'GameStopped' Hulu documentary, which Money Mike has a conspiracy theory about. Then it's all-things crypto with an update from Captain Crypto's ventures in South Africa. And, can Money Mike end his losing streak, or will he face the Wheel of Punishment yet again?Â
To the moon, baby! 🚀
Just when we thought things couldn't get weirder... Someone spends $69 MILLION on an NFT, Money Mike falls off (another) cliff, Bitcoin hits $60k, Eli The TV Guy gets railed by AMC, and another stimmy is officially on the way. Boy do we have a lot to talk about! 🚀💎📈
The Stonked crew catches up with Josh (aka Captian Crypto) who is on a 1-month trip to South Africa to learn about complex cryptocurrency systems and strategies. Eli The TV Guy and Money Mike talk about the week in stonks and how the whole city (including Mike) swear they saw a UFO. Money Mike tells us what he's learning about NFT's. Then, it's time for the dreaded Wheel of Punishment.Â
Mimi Mitina, the girl who wrote the Doge song Elon Musk tweeted, joins us on the show for a live performance and hilarious interview. Hear all about her disbelief when she went viral, her Doge DIAMOND HANDS, and what she's working on next. Plus, we let Mimi choose what the punishment will be for the loser of this week's Hit or Shit stock predictions. We also talk all things GME comeback, and Money Mike tells us about his ridiculous Bitcoin ATM experience.Â
Meet Eli The TV Guy and Money Mike, two every-day joe blow's who don't know shit about stocks, but are diamond-handed and determined to go to the moon with millions of other idiots like them. In this episode we explain what a Stonk is, talk about our favorite and least favorite trading apps, our epic losses, and bring in special guest Josh "Captain Crypto" Brummer to talk all things crypto.
Strap in, idiots. This is OUR story. TO THE MOON!