Rural Mail, Speeding to the Mall, Neptune's Dong, Portopotties for Farmers, Meowing Pilots, Distracted Walking, Life on Mars, ATV Safety, Car Toilets, and so much more
RIP Wiarton Willie, Gas Prices, Congrats to the Shooter, Swan Parade Cancelled, Hockey Penalties for All, Weather Apps Are Bad For Tourism, Father and Son Sperm Business, Leave Your Raw Meat at Home, and so much more
Man Saves Mom From Moose, AI is a bad doctor, Olympic Apology Gone Bad, The Worst Employee Ever, Stinkiest Hockey Fans, Stowaway Gecko, and more
Coyote Mating Season, Museum of Failure, Moonbits, Easy Jail Break, Oatmeal Injury, Snow Shoveling and Heart Attacks, Are Cows Using Tools?,Penis Gate, and so much more.
Dumb 911 Call, Autistic Barbie, Burning Soap, Ice Fishing Assault, News from 100 Years Ago, More Pickleball Complaints, Chat GPT Wedding, Stabby Kettle Worker, and so much more
Hospital Mice, Urn at the Goodwill, Anti-Santaism, The End of 6-7, Name that Truck, Ways to Stay Awake at Work, Poo Sifter, Smart Car and a Ladder, Pope at the Rave, and so much more
Chocolate Bar Assault, Can you just push your guests out of the house?, Sour Puss might come back, Are AI Nudes Legal?, Woody the Christmas Tree is Back, Mystery Movies, The Ten/Four Rule is BS, and so much more
Was that Colonel Sanders? Someone Broke Into Prison, Less Chocolate for Halloween, Ding Dong Jail, 6-7, Diarrhea Cruise, A Very Canadian Story, A New Way to Shop, A.I. Is Dumb at Gambling, and so much more
Blue Jays Mania, Branding Towns, Squeaky Shoes, Don't Flame Throw Bugs, Can You Cancel Prom?, Peanut Allergies Down, A Pet Mayor, Did Our Premier Really Beat Up A Shoplifter?, Does Insurance Cover Flying Fish?, Walking Backwards and so much more.
Remembering The Beer Store, Salsa Heist, Commercials Too Damn Loud, How Much Is Your Kids Art Worth?, Doug Ford Crypto ?, Dog Safety for Thanksgiving, Cat fished in Gander, Alligator Near Windsor, and so much more
Matt's idea to fix the Goderich beach doughnut problem, Emotional Support Alligator, Bad Bus Driver, No more Moosehead in bottles, Is Snow a toy?, The Rapture problem, 105 Year Old Golfing Nun, How to eat Pistachios and so much more.
Dog Weddings, Bad Speeding Excuse, Break up texts more common, Praying in Public, Matt Quizes Fadi on new words, EV Chargers at Timmies, Gender Reveal Squirrels, and so much more.
Shania at McDonalds, CNE Foods, Putin's Poo, Would you sift through compost for your Wife?, Water Menu, What's up with The Beer Store?, Wine Mom's, Tooth in eye surgery, Don't eat squirrel brains and so much more
Bud for Blood, Coldplay Couple, Fadi has Kiss Cam Stories, Tree Murder, The POO Team, Naked on Streetview, Do Sloth's Fart?, Scare Bear, Who Needs a Last Call at 4am? and so much more
Hurdler Wardrobe Malfunction, Summer Pot Luck Sickness, Naked Bowling, New Coaster, Diabetes Barbie, Research Before You Move, Turns Out Dad's Can Hear The Baby Cry Too, Matt and Fadi Discuss How They'd Kill Each Other With Food, Stop Bringing Us Urine! and so much more
Falling Sharks, Farm Tourism, Petio Season, Apple Workout Buddy, Senior Beats Kid at Timmies, The "Fill My Hole"Campaign, A Raccoon At the Game, and much more
A Zamboni Gets A Name, Work Distractions, Disoriented Moose, Dude Forgot He Was Rich, US Cities Are Apologizing, Should Airplanes Be Like The Bus, TikTokker On The Run, and Why Matt Would Be A Bad Murderer.
AI Farming, Jello Shots for Kindergarten, Are Shop Vacs too loud?, A Donair Theif, A Nude 5K, Cows on the 400, Emotional Support Alpaca, Death by Kangaroo, Should Dogs Get One Hall Pass For Biting? and so much more.
Adult Easter Egg Hunts, Chimps Are Just Like Us, A New Colour, Tick Season, Hug It Out Festival, Want to Be a Covid Labrat?, Seagull Competition, Are Kids Expensive?, Pope Selfies, and so much more
McDonalds Marathon, Cruise Bombthreat, Croc Accident, Moon Poop, Skiing on Easter, Half Ass Ad, Sperm Racing, and much more
Shania Lightens the News, Wrestling At Church, I lost 2 Million Dollars, Breast Milk Icecream, The Dong of Amherstburg, Real Monster Under The Bed, Grocery Store Body Cams?, and so much more.
Kids Born In Cars, No Butt Shots Allowed, Canadian Bananas, Breast Milk Recall, Why Should The Kid Get the Window Seat, Text Abbreviations Quiz, Covid Memories, Slushies Are Bad For You, Touch Grass App, A Fake Dentist and so much more.
Ontario Election Rhymes, Hobbit Home, Senior Prison Break, Corpse on a Plane, Wooly Mice, Pancake Day, Extra Inch Carry On, Let Doug Ford Sleep Already, Is it a Craft Beer or CBC Show?
Don't touch the Dead Animals, Clean Off The Car, Cancelled Due to Fatberg, Olive Oil Heist, Flag Day, Your Valentines Greetings, Don't Squeeze The Buns, More Snow Rhymes, Hockey English, Coolers Can Amputate You, and so much more
Unknown Parent Shark (Doo Doo Doo Doo), Guinness Shortage, Egg Heist, Paisley Snow Wall, Roll Up The Rim Is Back, TV Towel, Groundhog Day, TP Wars, Asteroid Might Hit Us, National Anthem Booing, Beer Vending Machines, and so much more
Bigfoot in the Courtroom, Can Pants Be A Weapon?, Monkeys In The Drive Thru, ADHD Death, So White, Possums Hate The Cold, Goose With An Arrow, Post Maloreo, Squirt Watch, Marketplace Etiquette, Eggs Recall, Alligator Clog, God Save The King is Back, Donuts for Jesus, Burgers and Dementia, Coyote in the Meat Cooler and so much more.
The Matt and Fadi in the Morning Podcast is for those who can’t get enough of the Country 104.9 morning show duo. A chance for you to catch up on all the current fun, wacky, local, and engaging morning conversations they engage in every weekday morning on Country 104.9.
How Will Santa Get My Letter, Roller Coaster Fears Realized, Baby Shark, The Single Banana Problem, Peeing In The Shower, Deer Wearing High Res, No Tax Christmas, Only Fans Dog Sitter, AI Jesus, and so much more.
3,000 Dollar Cake, Taylor Swift Scams, Chart Your Fart, Guy Dies In Tanning Bed, Hockey Fight, Cheese Heist, Wicked.com Is Not For The Movie, and so much more
A.I.Can Understand Pigs, Worst Place To Find A Surrogate, More Butter Heists in Guelph, How To Rob A Church, How To Stop Vaping, 3 Minute Goodbye, Listeria Waffles, Crackdown on Crocs, and More
Scurvy, Find A Dog For Taylor Swift Tickets, Not the Jellied Beef Tongue!, Spirit Christmas Stores?, Crop Tops On A Plane, Most Popular Baby Names, Stab Worthy Foods, Mechanic Cams, City Councillor Drinkin' On The Job, Wedding Shaming, and so much more.
Underground 401, Matt Barely Passes Literacy Test, Coffee Is Good Again, Non-Alcoholic Oktoberfest, Pregnancy Brain, The Covid Menu, Bees Are Attacking Politicians, Next Year's Dating Trends and so much more
Convenience Store Beers, Is Diarrhea A Choice?, Back To School Driving Rhymes, Why Badminton Is Sexy, Stuck On A Ride, Trouble On The Rails, Dolly Has Cast Iron Pans Now, Matt's Kayak Made The News, Bad Speeding Excuses, Stealing A Chihuahua and so much more.
The Vet Could Be A One-Stop Shop, Daryl Hall Walks Off 3 Songs In, New Happy Gilmore, Lululemon Crime Ring, All You Can Fly, Lavish and Swanky Holiday Inn?, lice On A Plane, Seagull Insurance, Poo and Chocolate Bars In Milton Pools, Baby Food Bad For Kids and so much more.
Poopin' On The Beach Urban Legend, Taylor Swift Cancelled, Polly Pocket Air BnB, New Coaster At Wonderland, Dumb 911 Call, Can I Rent Out My Sisters Pool?, Matt Thinks He Could Be An Olympian, The Hit Man Scam and so much more
Snake Smuggling, Possibly The Worst National Anthem Sing Ever, Dog Friendly Spaces, People With Pig Parts, Pickleball Theives, Ingrid Was Drunk, Nicky Nicky Nine Door Is Back, Shrinkflation, Too Hot To Travel, Shrek Is Back, A Value Village Birthday Party, and so much more.
Olympic Beds Only Made For One?, Red Lobster Bankrupt, Help!My Kids Are Drinking Away My Money, New Sub-Variant, Humans Don't Deserve The Portal, Are Lids Woke?, Northern Lights, Groundhogs, Lulu Lemon Deceived Us, Love At The Seniors Home and so much more.
Apes Know Medicine, Nude Cruise, Don't Get Sperm On Facebook, Arnold in Elora, Changes To Bumble, Is Diarrhea The New Excuse, Matt Is Too Old To Use The Word "Vibe", Easiest Prison Break, Tim Horton's The Musical, and so much more.
What The Heck Is "Summer Blend" Gas, Brosectomy, Grand Bend Has Self Cleaning Bathrooms, What Do You Mean I Didn't Win A Boat, Timmie's Pizza, Amazon's Alexa Saved A Kid, How Zoo Animals Behaved During Eclipse, Morgan Wallen Throws A Chair, A Funeral Roast, Bike Nazis, CN Tower Karen, Milk jugs Of Vodka, and so much more
Bigwind Lake Provincial Park, Lego Mad At Police, Titanic Door Sold At Auction, Scorpion In The Bananas, You Can't Mail Guns, Oktokerfest, Meeting of the Kyle's, April Fools Prank Gone Bad, Seniors Scams, We Need Bricks To Cross The Road, Heart Attacks And Hockey, New Food At The Jay's Game, Should The Drinking Age Be 21?, Oldest Man Dead, Turkeys And Polar Bears On The Schoolyards and so much more....
What Percentage Of Cannibalism Is Okay,The Kids Are Rolling In Dog Crap, Jaws Ruined Sharks, More Nicotine Products, Kid Stuck In Tub, Grenade Left Behind, What Makes A Kid Choke A Goalie, and so much more.
Yet Another Step At The Self Check-Out, Cake Vending Machine, The Jays Have A New Slogan, Raccoon At McDonalds, Airborne Baby, Stop Texting The Kids At School, Make It Easier For Thieves, It's Raining Bird Crap, Chocolate Is More Expensive and so much more!
Assault with a Cowbell?, Ontario Government Has The Worst Code Words, Cockroaches In The Mail, Balls Out Bowling, Body Shops Closing, Norman The Peacock, Carbon Tax on Pizza, My Dog Doesn't Work, LSD Could Help With Anxiety, Faulty Timmies Cups and more.
Remembering Mulroney's Chin, The Vending Machines Are Watching, Homosexuwhales, Tourist Drives Off Cliff, Not Gonna Get The iCar, How To Find A Kidney, Swordfighting 101, AI Drive-Thru, Willy's Chocolate Experience, No Seatbelts Used To Be Common, Canadian Space Food, and so much more.
Guy Lost Lisence Same Day He Got It, Couple That Died Together, Everyone Is Forgetting To Renew Their Plates, 70 Year Old Love Letter Found, All Dogs Should Go To Church, Taylor Swift Superbowl Bump, Finally Some Cupholders, Newfoundland Mad, The Plague Is Back, Carbon Rebate Rebrand, and so much more.
Your Worst Date Confessionals, Tracking Tayor's Flights, Matt Almost Caught Naked, Dead Boa In Mississauga, Wallet Found 40 Years Late, Someone Robbed An Escape Room, Cheaper To Fly To School Than Rent, Gender Reveals Suck, and so much more.
Closed Due To Circumcision, Bad Dates, Pig Cafe, Stuck On A Gondola, McRib Is Back, The Holy Grail Of Hockey Cards, Rejected BC Plates, Cancelled Exam Due To Taylor Swift, Bagel With No Hole, and so much more
Baby Born At McDonalds, PETA Wants To Change Groundhog Day, New Way To Execute, Three Year Cruise Cancelled, Best Ontario Business, Wild Turkey Trouble, Snoring Leads To Murder, Loblaws 50 Off Stickers Back, Elle At The Opry, Big Fish Story, and so much more.
New Cigarette Images, Sometimes I'd Rather Not Know What My Kids Are Doing, The Smell Of Good Traffic, Arnold At The Airport, Hockey Newfoundland Bringing Back The Handshake, Bad 911 Calls, Loblaws Got Rid Of Their 50 Off Stickers, The Aliens Were A Scam and so much more.
Dry January, Canadians Optimistic, A Hole In The Plane, Are Condolences Too Easy Now, Kids Need More Screen Time, Plastic In The Water, The Kill Your Husband Scam, Rejected Plates, Driver Had Lisence For 20 Minutes, Words Due For A Comeback
Old Donuts Back At Timmies, Job Distractions, Would You Sift Through Dog Crap For Money?, New Invasive R.O.U.S, Butter Heist, Star Wash Sued By Disney, Are People Without Kids Happier?, Todd The Fraud, No Nazi Rule, Matt Took A Polar Dip, Pig At The Drive-Thru, Eco-sexuals Are A Thing, and so much more.
Hallmark Film or Not Quiz, Green Christmas, Is It Fair To Charge For Christmas Dinner, A Couple Horrible Cruises, Diaper Full of Ammo, Flight Scam, Owl In A Christmas Tree, We Solved Equality, Beer On The Corner, and so much more
More Pickleball Trouble, No Weed At The Daycare, Selfie Deaths, A Sinkhole For Christmas, Wait! The Yellow Lines Aren't The Law?, Slap Therapy Is A Thing, Rent A Hotel To Wrap Presents, Dairy Free KD, Pork In The Road, Bad Speeding Excuse, Stealing From Work, Sugar Shortage, Royal Family Secrets, A Kangaroo Loose In Ontario, Exeter Cat Hero and so much more.
Woody The Christmas Tree Is Back, Is It Rude To Phone In The Shower?, Canada's Most Stolen Car, Cow Cuddling Is A Thing, Goat Mistaken For Human Again, Charles On The Money, Getaway Stroller, Toy Inductees, Another Botched Canadian Anthem, and so much more
Shania's Crew Bus Crash, Taylor Swift Weddings, Queen Statue, Smartphone Addiction, Solution To Milk Carton Shortage, Drunk Grizzlies, Tractor Watch, Stop Donating Adult Toys, Nails In The Candy, Bring Back The Candy Tube, Italian Brothers Kicked Out, Matthew Perry Once Beat Up Trudeau, Guy Got Pee Instead Of Milkshake, Alberta Has Rats, Christmas Market Organizer Gambled All The Money and so much more
New Attraction in Seaforth, A Boring Time Capsule, Halloween Murder, Messy Room Mate, No More Porta Potties By Law, Netflix Restaurants?, Guy Gets Two Hole In One's, Halloween Parade Cancelled, Girl Guides Won't Do A Santa Clause Parade, A Big Baby, Rainbow Tape Allowed Now In NHL, 10 Dollar Land In Cochrane, Tractor Watch Feature and MORE!
Harry Dick road, 104 Year Old Sky Diver, Celery Disaster On the 400, New Dictionary Words, When Cars Fly Into Your Yard, Halloween 911, Pie Crust Run Turns Into 50 million, Fat Bear Week Winner, Masks, Salamander Crossing, and MORE!
AI Can Determine How Chicken's Feel, Robots In The Seniors Homes, Security Thought Matt Had A Gun, A Nazi Was Invited To Parliament, Donkey Rehab, Do You Go After A Watch That Fell In An Outhouse, The Pope On Body Shaming, Why We Want Masks To Come Back, Fadi Has One Foot In The Grave, and so much more
Trump Is Lying About His Weight, AI Voice Scammers, Politicians Speed Like Us, Yellowknife Is Being Taken Over By Bears, We Thought You Were Murdered, Stunt Driver Who Wants To Walk Home, NO NUDITY In The Sunflowers, Dyck or Balls Bridge, Taylor Swift Ticket Scam, Orillia Wants Ice Cream Trucks, Spam To The Rescue and so much more....
James Cameron Not Doing Titan Movie, Matt's Pee Wee Herman Speech, Man Gets Light Bulb Stuck In Mouth, The Enhanced Games, Disney Wants More Money, New Covid Strand, Should Kids Be Able To Body Check, Justin Is Single, Tim Horton's Of The Sea and so much more
Electric Shower Head Recall: Go Figure, Swoop Ruins Wedding, No More Oceangate Trips, Island For Sale, Emoji's In Court, Wildfire Pink Eye, Canadians Can't Sleep, Park Drinking, Convenience Store Beer, People Barely Use Tinder for Dating and so much more.
Lifeguard Shortage, Oldest Edge Walker, Don't Eat The Swans, Another Bad Field Trip, Naked and Stuck, The Hug Scam, Can Matt Spell As Good As a 14 Year Old?, Damn Those Baby Birds, Cheese Rolling, World's Largest Nose is Gone, and so much more
Listeners Tell us their Mom Lies, Fights at Canada's Wonderland, Is it a Goat or Boy?, DeNiro A Father at 79, If Matt and Fadi Had Only Fans, Top Baby Names, Spanking, Charles On The Money, The Borination, A Singles Restaurant, and more
Snoop Dog Wants The Senators, Canada's Worst Passwords, Playoff Curse Breaking Baby, Horse Slappin' Excitement, One Messed Up Field Trip, How Has Eric Church Not Been Sued Like Ed Sheeran?, Woman Was Selling Body Parts Through The Mail, and much more
Snoop Dog Wants The Senators, Canada's Worst Passwords, Playoff Curse Breaking Baby, Horse Slappin' Excitement, One Messed Up Field Trip, How Has Eric Church Not Been Sued Like Ed Sheeran?, Woman Was Selling Body Parts Through The Mail, and much more
Matt Has Sexy Cold Voice,What Happens If You Die On A Cruise,An Ode To The Late Jerry Springer, More Canadian Content,Church Of England Says It's Okay To Be Single,BYOB To The LCBO,New Hot Dog Eating Record By Jays Fans,We Need A Seagull Squawking Contest, No Junk Cozies At Vancouver Pools,Pelicans At Goderich Beach, and more
E-Bikers, Grocery Rebate Money, More DINKS Than Ever, Dad Police Force, Chick Heist, Fadi Left Matt For Jerry, Shirtless Protester, Woman Spends 500 Days In Cave, Grand Bend's Brewster The Rooster Retireing, Rentahitman.com Has A New Victim, and so much more
Stolen Huron Country Signs, Dream Lottery Numbers, Could Tupperware Be Over?, New Bible Translation Uncovered, Easter Nerf Wars, Roller Blader on The Highway, R.I.P. Samson The Grizzly Bear, Smoker's Get Less Dates, People Were Skiing Shirtless This Week and More
Plants Can Talk!, Easter Egg Hunt Chaos, Minimum Wage Going Up, Everyone in Teeswater Has A Nickname, Galen Weston Got A Raise, Inappropriate Kinder Surprise, Nudity Ban In A Change Room, Trump Couch, Ice Age Squirrel Found In Yukon, One Cable For All, Mammoth Meatball, Signs Your Company Hates Your Food, Peak Cancel Culture and so much more.
Timmies is Getting Sued for Hot Tea, Dad Jokes Are Good For Kids, Two Bad Speeding Excuses, A Very Stinky Senate, Shania Train, Extra Pennies For Your Penne, Canadians Like The Death Penalty, Drivers Test Tantrum, No More Camaros, PM Got An Expensive Room, Dofo Got A Bad Haircut, Afroman Sued By Police, Zellers is Open, and much more
Cocaine Hippos, A Dating App For House Buyers, Gloomy Winter, Some Coyotes and Skunks Shut Down Schools, Canadians Don't Want The Royal Family, All Women's Arena, Weak LCBO Robbery, Cheap Bluejay Tickets, Pigeons With Backpacks, Has Fadi Joined A Cult, Why You Need To Be Nice To Retail Staff, Tim Horton's Really Messed Up, Giving The Finger Is A Canadian Right, Can We Eat Grass? and so much more.
Long Distance Kissing, Alcohol Prices Going Up, Fortnite Lawsuit, A Racoon Day, Farming for Love Reality Show, Tik Tok Banned In Parliament, Disneyland Attendance Record, Harry and Meaghan Evicted, Nordstrom is Closing, Matt's Neice Hates His Gift, Marineland's Walrus' Are Free (sort of), How to Wipe Pictures Off The Internet, and more!
All the UFO's, Coffee Can Kill You Now, Most Dangerous Animal In Canada, Barney is Back, Valentines Chat Bot, Manitoba Police Officer Kills Caribou on Duty, Monkey Glory Hole, Woman Stole a Trumpet, Death by Rooster, Netflix Was A Good Run, and more
Zookeeper Feeds Exhibit to Staff, New Service Ontario, Wiarton Willie Nelson, A Weather Predicting Chicken?, Recall on Hoodies, Bell Stolen From Church, A Mom Has Two Kids In The Superbowl, 10 Year Work Gifts No Good For Millennials, Social Media Challenge Gone Wrong, Zellers Food Trucks, Marie Kondo No Longer Perfect, and so much more.
Port Elgin High School Changed It's Name, Woman Used a Firework to Steal Pizza, No Homework For The Irish, Killed by a Denny's Sign, No More Spokescandies for M and M's, New Oldest Person, Kid Has Birthday at a Grocery Store, Rent Hikes Like the 90's, Another Meal Fail for Matt, World's Largest Hockey Stick May Not Be in Canada Soon, and so much more
Zellers is Back,Guy Chose The Wrong Statue to Steal From Church,Dudes Should Compliment Each Other More,A Not So "Hip" Hip Surgery,Why Lottery Win Stories Make Matt Sad, Finally Got a New Willie, Should Tobogganing be Banned, Your Vacuum Might Be Posting Photos of You, New Alcohol Warnings Are Way Lower, Butt Dial Bill, Oldest Human Gone and so much more!
Men Can Finally Synchronize Swim in the Olympics, Letters to Santa, A Chat Checkout at the Grocery Store, How to Distinguish Santa from a Bear, People Are Drinking Less, Matt and Fadi Want to Take Up Fishing, Matt's Injury Not As Cool As Jay Leno, A Free Christmas Tree, How to Combat Public Urination and more
Monopoly Game Night Gone Bad, Longest Running Pen Pals, A Timmies Sign was Vandalized, A Roadside Delivery, Vaccine Waste, Monks on Meth, Shoveling 911, Married in the Condiment Aisle, Mouse Droppings on Pizza?, Top Google Searches, A New Name for The Brownies and so much more
Bad Christmas Movies, No Salad? Jim Carey Banned, Rats Can Dance, Ostriches on the Loose, Convoy 2.0, Santa Got Arrested, What To Do With the Bud Light, Woody The Christmas Tree is Back, Jack Daniels Needs to Chill, Laundry Detergent Recall, Look Combs Got A Canadian Welcome, Things You Can't Bring To The World Cup, and More
Protein Spill, Labour Lottery, Trudeau on Canada's Drag Race, 8 Billion of Us, Snake Sex in the Kitchen, Matt Does Old Man Walks, Salad Off Some Menus, Bugs in the Timmie's Soup, Toy Inductees, Someone Tried to Smuggle a Gun inside a Raw Chicken, Only Insane People Don't Have a Backup Propane Tank and More.
Want to Own a Hockey Team? Meth Found In Donuts, Dog Rug, Human Library, Kids Got Cannabis Candies, Cornhole Scandal, Murderer in Parliament, Why Halloween Spending is Up, An Asteroid Almost Hit Us! and MORE
RIP Single Use Plastics, Hot Weddings, Backyard Cows, Another Bear Lockdown, Why You Shouldn't Steal Gas From a Farmer, The Brooks Bump, Rebranding Asian Carp, Canadians Changing Travel Plans, Baby Jumping Festival, Is it Rude to ask Your Hosts To Install A Bidet?, and MORE.
We Need A Smell Report, Guy Caught Watching Porn in Parliament, Dolly Rocks So Hard, Curfew in Rome Due To Boars, A Job Pitch To The Youth, Garth Brooks Caused An Earthquake, Woman Found Alive At Her Funeral, Election Day, STI's On The Rise, Getting Diarrhea for Money, Alligator Sighting in Brampton Again, Tree That Helped Police, Woman Falls into Outhouse But Gets Phone Back, Dan and Shay and Bieber Getting Sued, and so much more
Doritos Back at Loblaws, No More Screen Time For A Teenage Ape, Bed Recall, Why Do People Make French Toast in Snow Storms?, Nocturnal Electricity Rates, Netflix With Ads, Queen Elizabeth Barbie, Pinata's Are Messed Up, Using A Restaurant as a Babysitter, Rock and Roll Vasectomies, Why Farts Smell Worse in the Shower, Jesus Appeared on A Carpet, Is the Cannabis to Tim Horton's Ratio a bit off? and so much more
Reusable Cups Back At Timmies, Mickey Can Hug Again, Two Whole Schools Banned From Dollarama, Why Matt Hasn't Got Covid, Sugar Daddy Jury Duty Excuse,Don't Adopt an Easter Bunny, Minimum Wage Up, Whopper Not Whopping Enough, Assault With A Mr. Solid, Canada's Wonderland Coming Back, and so much more.
The Bachelor for Farmers, Eric Church Cancels Concert for Basketball, Conveyor Belt Replacing People at Timmies, A Nude Chef, Conclusion to The Syrup Heist, Underwear Index, Hanover Man Steals Whole Shed, A Goat and Horse Friendship, How to Protect Your Gas, and so much more.
Guess What the Irish Man is Saying Quiz, We're Mad At Doritos, The Most Canadian Crime, We Need A Roadkill App, Shredding for Lower Gas, The Highest Tea Party, Hugging Bandit, Are People Who Count Steps Annoying, Not the Worlds Largest Potato, and so much more.
Clever Plan to Keep FART plates, VP Fired For Reading Children's Book, 17 and Up a Tree, An App for Pig Farmers, Morgan Wallen's "Please Don't Keep Me Cancelled" ACM speech, Man Tries to Sneak 52 Lizards Across Border, Jar of Tomatoes Vs. Russian Drone, Matt Brings His Sperm to Wrong Place and MORE.
Wheel of Fortune Disaster, New Uses for Masks, How to Start a Tank, Don't Be Fooled: Tinder is Not an Investment Site, Dancing is Back at the Local Legion, Poutine is Cancelled, Kid Stayed Off Social Media and Made Money, You Can't Hide in Huron, Is Phantom Honking a Thing? and more
Texting Tinder, Coffee Pot as a Weapon, Queen's Ketchup, Why Matt Wouldn't Want Fadi's Liver, Don't Leave Your Mini Van Windows Open, Craft Beer at the Zoo, Restaurants and the Rumour Mill, Egg Balancing, Fadi Got His Dad a Mug, Could Igloos Cure the Housing Crisis?, Caffeine Donuts.
Marvin Gaye for Macaques, Olympic Merch Too Expensive, Ice Fishing Leads to Prostitution, Potato Perfume, Love Cloud, Matt's Plumbing Woes, Sports Makes You Dumb, Woman Pulls Out LCBO card instead of Lisence, Build A Bear for Adults?, A Bidet Disaster, and Minnie Mouse's New Look.
Bad Timed Meatloaf Recipe, Flute Hero, Worst Wedding Weekend, Sheep Head Pizza, NSFW Wordle, Olympic Condoms, Is Ikea a Bad Name?, Neil Young is Neil Old, Are Dolly’s Boobs Insured?, A Trailer for Trailers, Chicken of the Trees, Mom’s Who Needed a Good Scream, A 70 Year Scam, and so much more.
Baby Shark Milestone, VR for Cows, Live Long and Big Mac?, Supply Chain coming for your Panties, Can we Tax Bad Behavior?, Tone Deaf Energy Saving Tips, Soccer Player Scores While Dead, Fake Toonies, Top Ontario Baby Names, Is Stupider a Word?, Pig to Human Heart Transplant
Pope thinks Fadi is Selfish, Bread Truck Salvation, Fart jar Entrepreneur Retiring, Did Kim Jong Il Invent the Burrito?, Hoss the Human Hairball, Matt has Dad Bod Shirts, A Butter Heist, Pabst Had a Bad Tweet, and Betty White's Local Connection
Longest Mule Parade, What constitutes as a Commute, Snow Globing, A Potty Mouth Crow, Good Riddance to Rice Crispies, Bizarre Connection between Keanu and Dolly, Laughing Ban in North Korea, Santa Speedo Run, Christmas Cards and more.
Largest Pot Brownie, Wild Pig Roast Please, Dream the Lottery, Dog Language, Why You Should Become a Church Plumber, You Can't Trick a Nurse, Passive Aggressive Retail Revenge, Hero on the TTC, Camel Beauty Pageant Crackdown, and a Scotsman that walked across Canada.
World Record Belch, How to solve the Santa shortage, Botched Proposals, Bell customer service is Chickens, Stranded in a Pub and Ikea, Local museum workout, Robots are serving now, Canadians got an "F" in Participaction, Tim Horton's workers fresh hell, Group chatting with the Buccaneers. 6 year old coach, and more
Facial recognition to stop farm incest, Yet another Wiarton Willie PR disaster, Dog Phones?, Axe Wielding Winnipeg Pizza Thief, Money falls from the sky, Girl swallows air pods, Does "All You Can Eat" really mean "All", The Pot Blessing, A flamingo loiters at a Timmies, Chickens don't like music, Dancing depressed cocaine cactus, Creepy talking Christmas tree.
Space Tacos, Staycation Subsidy, Is the Baby Shark Song Torture?, Tat Granny, Crutches Shortage,What to Do With Your New Minimum Wage Fortune, Moose Breaks into School, Someone Thought They Found Edibles in the Halloween Candy, Running of the Bulls is Back Unfortunately, Peeping Drones, Stealing a Furnace Instant Karma, Sand is a Toy?, World's Largest Potato, and so much more.
The wiggles are back,Distracted flautest, Police want you to check your balls, Truckers can use our toilet, Worlds tallest woman, Brandon needs underwear, Tobermorey underwater parking?, We compare Mars wind to Huron County wind, DIY injuries are up, and more.
How to Make Church Cool Bro, Todd the Fox is Lost, Break Ups on Cameo?, A Lamb with Five Legs, Gender Reveal Tigers, The Kids are Alright, A Pickelball Record, Shatner Went and Sounded High, A Genius Way to Save Propane, and so much more.
Kasey Wore a Guitar, Tight Jean Warning, Dream House or Mayor?, Shatner is Space, New Horns for Canada?,Local Condom Slogans, Worst Thanksgiving Ever, Snowbirds stuck here again, Church Beers, Fadi's beef with his moisturizer, and why we worry about the fish in Lucknow.
Airgasm, Golden Age for Time Changes, Play Doh for Adults, JT says, "It Sucks", Timmies Drive-Thru Suggestions, Oreo Will Survive the Apocalypse, Bad First Dates, Pumpkin Workouts, Walmart Toilet Paper Arsonist, Border Stories, Bacon Mask, Corona Virus Erotica, Send Noodz, Super Spreader Yodeling and so much more.
Sexy Onions, New Space Toilet, Bloaty McBloat Face, Turn Down for What?, Doctor Forgets Pants, Seniors Day, Our German Fan, Gatorage (the new drink for seniors), Pay to go to a Wedding, World's Strongest Beer, Where do you keep your mask?, Our First Company Zoom Call.
Guitars are Back, Hot Tub Heist, Dishwasher Surprise, Life on Venus?, Taco Bell Wine, Matt's night in Jail (Well, sort of), Speedo Party, Cookie Dough is Safe Now, Pandemic Teeth, Happy Birthday Song Unsafe, Making Bus Driving Cool Again, The Spud of Jesus, and so much more
Outbreak at the Nude City, Smoked Wine?, Matt's Babysitting Disaster, World's Most Expensibe PB and J Sandwich, The Brokini, Can We Just Ban Wedding Speeches?, John Lennon's Killer Still Trying to Get Out, Questionable Meat, Matt's Son Tried to Break a World Record, Want To Be On the Grey Cup?, It Rained Chocolate, Toto Guitarist Gets Back at the Loud Neighbors, Prison Reviews, New KFC Slogans and so much more....
Rental Hitman, Reasons to Move, Baby Lucifer, Alien Sighting are Up, Golden Girls House is for Sale, Hot Bridges, Bad Milk and Exploding Eggs, The Beach is Getting Weird, My S#!t Date, Masks at School, Bulk Barn Burn, Stuck Between Two Whales, Matt's Christmas Album, Tourists are Destroying Stuff Again, Mustard Beer, Sex Mattress, Survival Stories, Matt Crashed Def Leppard's Buffet, Monkey's With Chainsaws, Corpse Flower, and a Proposal Gone Bad.
Tourists are getting larger, Stuck between two trees, Best weight loss incentive, Mask sign reminder ideas, App for cat lovers, Giant flamingo rescue, Karen beer, Tushy Stadium?, Less cow farts for burger king, Pizza vs. Machete, Matt’s shoe closet, Another reason for men to avoid COVID, Disney is open, Plastic surgery is up, burn ban, local face mask ideas, Golf club social distancing gone wild, burn ban mascots, Facebook baby owl ban and so much more.
Hand Sanitizer Recall, Bear Sightings, Pets are Gaining Pandemic Weight, Matt was Dad Shamed, App to Escape Your Family, Drive-Thru Botox, A Boar Ate My Homework, Matt was Cause for a Sign, Fadi is Not a Camper, Suffering from Bore - Out?, A Grand Karen, Trudeau Had the Hiccups, Do You Take the Ugly Meat?, Timmie's Patios, Montreal Whale is Dead, Who gets Mom and Dad in their Bubble?, and so much more.
Goderich is a Hallmark movie town Drive-thru weddings Cannabis on the altar Jet Ski Graduation Ceremony Zoo Baby Boom Teenage Dogs Mannequins in Restaurants Avoiding paid parking Plateless Meals Revelation Self Cleaning Cars Perks to Bring tourists back No Screaming at the Theme Park Elvis’ Jockstrap Covid 19 is tough on Polygamists Bob and Doug Polka Dot Parks Hitler’s Alligator People want to go on cruises? Kids, never say you’re bored
Social Stick, Selfie Death, No pants, Beach Cubicles, Goat Zoom, Covid Mouth, Cough Chamber, Spelling Bee Cancelled and so much more
Don Cherry should play Joe Exotic, NBA at Disney, Murder Hornets, Captain Tom, Harrison Ford Flying Mishap, Dumbells and Flour Sold Out, Most Constipated Animal, Drive thru Strip Clubs, Chicken Manure Social Distancing, Do it Yourself Dermatology, and Social Distancing Tips
A lot to laugh about in this serious time. Covid Haircuts, Corona Themed TV, The Pandas are Mating, Smart Toilets, The F-Word may have been birthed in a Pandemic, Speaking Moistly, Pork Hurling, Matt is Food Rationing, Taking out garbage is an event
Election Food, A Stomach Brewery, Jesus Shoes, Harvest Parties, Dinner Fails, Cougar Sighting,and what we call the Locals
Climate strike sign ideas, Fadi's first hangover, Most popular birthday, drunk in the drivethru, Labradoodle regrets, and a gender reveal hippo.
Grand Theft Huron, My Kids Want to Live in Vans, Insensitive Desserts,How to get a Cow off the Road, The Broad Trip, Speeding to Church, Matt Cancels Dinner, Fadi is too jacked, Wee Willie replacements and more.
Sensitive Dinner Table Topics,Pigeon Rolling, Honesty Sells, Malicious Barbecue, Optimists Live Longer and Matt gets called out for too many selfies
Farm side hustles, Birthday Appliances, Matt's Tupperware, Resume Embelishments, Domain Name Wars, Seagull Stares, Sand Theft, Mascot for Bannister Park, and some heated debates about Burgers, Dishtowels, and whether or not the Kool-Aid guy is the glass or the liquid.
Amber Alert Complaints, Timmies for Millennials, Local Insurance Policies we need, Fadi gets the grill Mantle, New YMCA uses, Prison Grandma, Another Cake Mixup, a Gatorade tail light and more
Heat Dome, A New Zamboni, We have no food!, Huron Country High 5, Dogs getting high, Methgators, Could Lord Stanley wipe away our sins?
The Stanley Cup is Coming to Goderich, Lazy Potluck Meals, Who's the Dumber Parent?, A Moana Cake?, Icecream Challenge, Long Goodbye's, A Brinks Truck Dilemma, Treequality, High Horse, A Forky Recall, Wife Carrying Competition and more.
It's so hot, Singing Seals, Rocky sings Country, Fadi fails citizenship test, Dating tips for guys, A Trudeau pinata, A new careers course, and there might be a shortage of Bourbon.
Speeding excuses, Nutella shortage, a new Lord's prayer, local perks for millenial home buyers, trolling the Bruins, and single use plastics.
Local Tv Shows, Long Weekend Weddings, Boyfriend Introduction, New Marineland mascots, Xbox beauty line, and Exploding Cows.
Matt and Fadi offer beach front and bicentennial ideas to the town of Goderich, who has the best car Dad, why you shouldn't pet the wild turkeys, how going to jail is better than moving, National No-Diet Day, Legwashing, the May 2-4, and so much more.
Matt and Fadi make their own Attack Ads, Ugly Cigarette Packs, Coastal Superheroes, Potato Airbnb, Dogs at Work, Celery Juice, Roll up the Rim ideas
BONUS PODCAST: Easter Creme Mayo, Jesus in the Flames, Love weight, Friends that swear stay together, Helping you get a job, Facebook outage of 2019, Raccoon 911, and Are dog people happier?
Beards are Dirty, Slogans for Albeerta, Chug Ford,The Dogtor, Measles Parties, Black Holes, PC Branding, Roomba Burglar, Walrus' jumping off cliffs, and more
Ideas for Licence plate slogans, Grocery store freakout, Snowplow parenting, the other Matt Hussey, Why Fadi is prepared to fight owls, Matt's kids want radio Dad, Protest signs for schools, A pig and rabbit sitting gone bad, Toilet paper subscriptions, Matt and Fadi's malicious compliance stories and more.
Signs your on a bad cruise, Woman has 6 kids in 9 minutes, Is farting bullying? Matt sets up charging stations, a stabbing after Bryan Adams, Transient Anus', Real life skip ad buttons, RIP My space, We ask Kate if we're actually funny, Kate said yes to the dress, testing policies, and cheating Amazon.
Lent, Time Change, Tips for Thieves, Cellphones in the theatre, Falling asleep to Matthew McConaughey, St.Patricks day Faux pas, and an Is it Bono or Old Irish Proverb? quiz.
Matt & Fadi discuss a stolen Beatles collection, backhanded compliments, the McJesus, double dipping, cold remedies, spaghetti salad and more.
Matt & Fadi talk about why the bulk food section is disgusting, the no.1 place men escape to be alone, Disney's cremains problem, a drive-thru dog scammer, and how that flying interstellar turd in the sky may have been a UFO.
Matt & Fadi discuss the dreaded post Halloween "bowl," a woman who's marrying a ghost, rebranding the man-cold, a pill that makes cow poo smell less terrible, how more foods should come in buckets, and why Matt's kids will be eating banana soup for decades to come.
In this episode, the guys talk about a lawsuit involving Toke-a-Roo (Polk-a-Roo's pot smoking doppelganger), how a tone deaf Nova Scotia town flew a straight pride parade, why a student brings his books to school in a microwave, and a couple of disaster stories involving soup.
Matt tries to sell Fadi on starting a gratitude journal, the retail jokes that never get old, back up ice scrapers, why Fadi's girlfriend smells, mac and cheese candy canes and safe places to pass out should beer be allowed in public spaces.
Matt and Fadi discuss what dogs might think if they could safely partake cannabis, a new hockey couple, axe throwing in bars, ancient beer, William Shatner's Christmas album, a guy who married his grand daughter, and Matt wants to heckle Fadi as he moderates a local debate.
Matt and Fadi talk about a statue of a totally jacked Jesus, how Matt's hipster son got a VW Camper Van, and how kindergartners showed up to some pole dancers on the first day of school.
Matt and Fadi discuss an alligator hold up, a wifi-deprived thief, Canada's all weed beer, things you don't reuse, death by toilet brush, and the cart corral hero we've been waiting for.
Matt and Fadi discuss banned wedding songs, Warning Labels, Ideas for local Pot Shops, The real explanation for Bigfoot, A cool Car Mod, and Matt's first Naked Gym Guy experience.
Participaction tips, Not giving in to the mancold, House Hippo, Wexit, Are sick notes a health risk?, and More rage in the Walmart parking lot.
Don Cherry Replacements, Roadkill App, Dumb Criminals, Local Stereotypes, Friends Reunion, Disney Plus, Cellphone ban,
Pictures with Satan, Coleslaw, Millenials Killing Secret Santa,Black Friday Madness, Baby Shark Miracle, Sock Rockets, Caught Cheating, Cuffing Season, No More Weed for Willie?
Predictions for 2020, Food trends, Timbit Cereal, Perineum Tanning,Work Smell Check, Maple Leaf Cake Mix up, Russians thought they won, Decade in Review
The Matt and Fadi in the Morning Podcast is for those who can’t get enough of the hilarious morning duo. A chance for you to catch up on all the current fun, wacky, local, and engaging morning conversations these two bro’s engage in every morning on Country 104.9.
Covidiots, Toilet Paper History, Dinky One, Burger Date, Old Timey Family Feud, Signs of Spring, Nuclear Icecream, What to do with your empties
The Matt and Fadi in the Morning Podcast is for those who can’t get enough of the hilarious morning duo. A chance for you to catch up on all the current fun, wacky, local, and engaging morning conversations these two bro’s engage in every morning on Country 104.9.
The Matt and Fadi in the Morning Podcast is for those who can’t get enough of the hilarious morning duo. A chance for you to catch up on all the current fun, wacky, local, and engaging morning conversations these two bro’s engage in every morning on Country 104.9.