The Alternate Cut: Recent Episodes
Akin Ozturk
Listen to us mumble & rant about some controversial movies while attempting to re-write them! Could these movies have been saved? Are our ideas better or worse? Find out here!
Special Thanks to: @williamsonstudio for artwork collaboration (Instagram) @prod.ouji & for the music (Instagram) Email us at alternatecutpodcast@gmail.com
We're sorry we dived deep into War of the Worlds and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Here is our appreciation post on the legendary director and just a small handful of some of the incredible films he has had such an influential hand in. Positive vibes only!
Thanks to @prodouji for the tasty tunes (https://linktr.ee/prodouji)!
"Oh, they fly now! They fly now? They fly now."
The journey across the sequel era of the this Galaxy far, far away has finally come to an end. Join us for the conclusion of our Alternate Cut of the Star Wars sequel trilogy where we end this Skywalker saga! We know none of this is by any means perfect, but is it better than what we got?
Despite what these re-writes may tell you, we're actually huge Star Wars fans at heart and would not be able to deny the impacts this franchise has had on story-telling and film. That being said, we can take a look at some of the more notable flaws that this corporatized sequel trilogy displayed to the world.
In addition, we would never condone the ridiculous and active bullying that the actors and actresses of this sequel trilogy faced, and we at The Alternate Cut think you all did an amazing job with what you had to work with. If any of you ever listen to or read this: we love you.
Thanks for an incredible first season! We're grateful for all of the support and this has been super fun for us! Stay tuned for more in the upcoming year!
Special Thanks to:
Prod Ouji: https://linktr.ee/prodouji
Al Öztürk: https://hinjaku.com
RJ Nadonski (aka Killer Canuck): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp2O7pCTZjtb2J0eondZRvQ
Williamson Studios: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WilliamsonStudioCA?ref=usf_2020§ion_id=33142839
Alex Kurilov Music: https://www.youtube.com/user/SkyLynx4/featured
Guild of Ambience: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvVWCrxq_aZr7fN_KpaGGTA
"...like trying to jam a jar of mayonnaise into a toaster." - Alp
Let's revisit the movie that really divided the Star Wars fanbase right down the middle! Regardless of what side of the coin you're on, you can't deny the cultural impact this movie had on Star Wars, blockbuster flicks, and cinema as a whole.
Artwork by Williamson Studio:
Insta: @williamsonstudio
Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WilliamsonStudioCA
Siege of Mandalore by Alex Kurilov Music
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36xez9y-oI0LrYa-IYnGQw
"...I'm pretty sure they get died." - Akin Ozturk
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... A couple of nerds attempt to rewrite the Star Wars Sequel trilogy. What will they come up with? Find out with the first instalment here with Alp's rewrite of The Force Awakens. Just to clarify: we do love this movie but the nature of the Podcast calls for a rewrite regardless, so here it is! Please enjoy & let us know what you think!
YouTube link for Alex Kurilov Music:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36xez9y-oI0LrYa-IYnGQw
Aliens? Join us as we embark on the action/adventure motion picture that bent under the mountain of expectations. In this fourth instalment of the popular Indiana Jones franchise, Indy finds himself worn-down after his years of archaeological expeditions & goes out of his way to solve the mystery of the ever-so illusive crystal skulls (which are supposedly real ancient relics by the way). Swing into action with CGI landscapes, animals, & learn how to survive a nuclear blast in a lead-lined refrigerator (as seen in the movie... no joke).
Special thanks to:
@prodouji (Instagram) for the music.
https://linktr.ee/prodouji
Guild of Ambience (YouTube) for the cave ambience.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvVWCrxq_aZr7fN_KpaGGTA
BWAAAAAM! Aliens are invading, Dakota Fanning is screaming, and the infamous peanut-buttered bread slides down the kitchen window. Join us on our trip back to 2005 to see what an alien invasion looked like featuring Tom Cruise, and let us know what you thought of our ideas! Let's take a look at this classic from arguably the greatest director in the world, and see what could've been done differently.
Apologies for the whacky audio this time around, but enjoy some more tasty tunes courtesy of @prodouji.
Also, be sure to check out Killer Canuck on YouTube and follow @realkillercanuck on Instagram for the history of horror films in Canada!
So... You just couldn't wait to be king?
Let's dive into the 2019 remake of The Lion King as we're taken down the same road a second time with a wonderful cast, extravagant visuals, but a sadly flawed execution. Did we need the exact same movie slightly lengthened and made more realistic visually? What else could we have done with it? Have a listen and let us know what you think of our ideas! Also apologies for the extreme uses of the words "like" and "um". Enjoy!
Welcome to the Alternate Cut: a place for us to review & rewrite some of the most "interesting" films of all time!