Certified Book Addict: Recent Episodes
Edanathen
I will be reviewing and recommending a wide variety of books from all genres and for all ages. A new episode will be released each Thursday. If you want me to review a book email me at CertifiedBookDealer@gmail.com or check out my website at https://edencrane.wixsite.com/certified-book-addic
Hey guys! I don’t know who needs to hear this message today, but you are important, you do make a difference, and you are loved. No matter how old, now matter what size or shape or gradient you come in. :)
Hey guys! My brother wrote a song and he wanted to share it with y’all :) hope you enjoy(but if not, don’t tell him)
I’m super distracted in this episode(sorry :/) but today we’re talking about appreciating our bodies and our talents as we get closer to thanksgiving, because we deserve to always be thankful for ourselves and not just when it’s a holiday. Remember to set time aside for yourself, you’re doing amazing!
Hellooo listeners! Today we’re talking about some tips to help you be happier with yourself, and how important positive influences are. Also an important announcement: our next episode will be released on October 31st, it will include our ultimate list of Halloween songs(which some of y’all helped make :D), some good movies to watch this spooky season and our favorite costumes we’ve seen over the years!
Hey y’all! Today we’re talking a bit about dwelling on negative emotions and how we should focus on ourselves sometimes instead of giving all our energy and time to others. Also, my brother joined me today and we sang/beat boxed/vocalized “This is Halloween” from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Hey y’all, just talking about Halloween songs, the AMAZING feeling of autumn 🍂✨ happy noises and how we can help others to have a better day(also included, the true meaning of ✨the phrog mafia✨ weow)!
Hey y’all, don’t know if any of this will make sense(also sorry there’s a couple interruptions) but I hope you guys go into this school year confident and ready to overtake your tests, homework, bad friends and more. Good luck this year!!🍀🍀🍀
Please enjoy this original song(I mean, all songs are original but I wrote this one so…yay✨)!
People are interesting creatures and I don’t understand why they work. Being happy is the best and I’m painting caterpillars on rocks. 🙂
PTSD warning if you are a frog. I am still talking about random stuff, I don’t remember how to laugh, and I keep dropping my phone 🙃🐌🍄
I’m telling you about the stuff in my room. Also I’m a bit sick so sorry if I sound like I’m dying. Hope you have a purple day. ✨whatever noise the sparkly emoji makes
Oh dear, where’d she run off to? Oh! My baby! Where did you go? Oh she fixed your laptop did she? Well at least that cyborg’s good for something- Ah! Letemosis! That shopkeeper’s got Letemosis! Get away!
We’ve been walking for hours, when are we going to get out of this tunnel? Did they just say they found a way out? Now we have to go up stairs? I’d rather have my face melted off with burning metal.
What’s going on? Why is the alarm going off? This has never happened before. The lift? Is it it actually coming up? What’s going on? What’s inside? Why are you all so quiet? Is that a girl? What’s she holding? Why does she know Thomas’s name? I call dibs! WICKED is good? What’s that supposed to mean?
Crazy girl, such a clumsy child. Did you hear what she did? No well I dare say I must tell you all about it. Well no, I wasn’t there but Jenny’s cousin’s daughter in law’s son’s sister’s boyfriend was there so I think have a good idea of what happened.
Did you hear? They found another body. Yeah it was unrecognizable. Completely burnt. Do you think it was those Bayern? They had a fire witch during the war. Do you think they want this war too?
Did you hear Bayern had a fire witch? Really?! They died? I mean I hesitated about going to war when I heard that but I feel a lot better now that they’re not in this anymore. Can you imagine? Just fighting for your kingdom when suddenly you just catch aflame, and shrivel into a pile of ash? Nope that magic’s not something to be messin in.
Hey, Enna girl, there goes the yellow lady. Ha! See the tame mare at the back? Bet you she rode that the whole way here. Wanted to show us how great she is riding this great beast. Pfft! Royals are pathetic. Haven’t worked a day in their lives. Finn! Come see this!
Yeah this party blows man. Naw, the punch is really good though, I wonder who made it. Dude, the two weird kids are getting dragged off by Dr. Thorn again. Wanna go see what they’re in for? Scratch that we gotta run those crazy girls are coming over here we haf’ta hide.
Man we’re going to beat these nerds I mean we’ve got me, you, half a dozen others and those huge new kids. I mean what could go wrong? It’s just gym class.
Yeah man so I was planning on going over to the- WHA- BRO did you see that! The water- it just- dude- that kid just- well I don’t know what he did- But it looked the water GRABBED HER!
Honey look at this, Akinli says he met a girl who can jitterbug! Isn’t that nice. Well I’ll believe it when I see it. No way he just met some girl on campus who just happens to know how to jitterbug.
She’s so smart and pretty and awesome, I think I’m in love and I could never betray her, oh look! Another pretty lady! I think I’ll just forget about whoever I was just think of and devote all my time and attention to her instead! Nothing could go wrong!
Oh gosh how am I going to ask her to the fall festival? Oh I know I’ll ask her in an inconspicuous way, that she’ll probably never find out about, and will leave me all sad and lonely waiting for an answer, while she decorates my car with post it’s, with her best friend. Sounds like a perfect plan that could wrong!
Did you hear? There’s a girl living in that house with them! Very opinionated. No, she doesn’t have any sharp looks about her. Lovely hair though and- Oh my! She’s caked in dust! What are they doing with that child? Tsk, tsk…
Oh dear, where’d she run off to? Oh! My baby! Where did you go? Oh she fixed your laptop did she? Well at least that cyborg’s good for something- Ah! Letemosis! That shopkeeper’s got Letemosis! Get away!
Yes, my achoedach (gnome child) saw the echachoedachi(human girl child) first. Dyzzocha(makes) azzoogh(my) zchoak(home) azzaqk(honorable). Choch(ah)!ssyngwyff(ogre)! scurries away into the bushes
So I was walking past the bakers house and I saw him with that kid! Um, what was his name? It was, oh! He’s that weird kid! With the odd name! But it looked like he was giving the baker golden string! I know it ridiculous but I could’ve sworn…
Hey, Enna girl, there goes the yellow lady. Ha! See the tame mare at the back? Bet you she rode that the whole way here. Wanted to show us how great she is riding this great beast. Pfft! Royals are pathetic. Haven’t worked a day in their lives. Finn! Come see this!
Yes sir, no sir, um, sir? OH HOLY CRACKERS HE’S DEAD! WAIT I NEed more time…. Just a friendly accountant doing my thing and, hey! The doctor’s report. Oh. Fudge. I’ve got 3 months…. Yes Carol, I’ll be there, and, yes, TIMMY DONT PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH! Hey, Carol, can I call you back? Ok, yes by- EXPLOSION … hmm, I wonder what I’ll write about next. I should probably do something dumb that will somehow inspire me. Great idea self!
Hello my precious doll, shall we go into the woods today? We shall? Ok then. Oh my, what is that? It looked like woman. Sort of. Let’s go say hello then!
Yo sis, what up? Oh crap. Um your eyes aren’t usually green are they? No? Huh. Thought so. Oh and btw don’t get messed up in evil voodoo magic while I go see someone l. AND NO ITS NOT THAT GUY I MET
Grar, Hugo it’s me your drunken uncle! Let’s go fix some train station clocks! Don’t worry! I’ll be out of your hair in less than three pages! It’s all gonna be fine, livin’ in a cold room, stealin’ yer food, and passes out
Do you know your neighbors? I mean like really really know them? Do you see the world as it is or for what it could be? Do you try to help or get to know people everyday? Do you make an effort to not judge others around you or put them in a group? I don’t know about you but I’m not. I think I should be.
Oh I just caught a drumstick in the middle of a crowded hall. Oh yeah, hi, um, oof, I think I’m gonna be sick. Yes I know it’s all in my head where else would it be? GO FORTH A PROSPER!!
If you’re wondering why it’s called wonder you should wonder about the wonder that is Auggie that brings wonder to others because he is a wonder and we should try to be wonders too.
Oh my, A baby in a skiff. Whatever shall I do? I’m just a painter with half a shack. I should take it inside. What a grand idea. I wonder what trouble I’ll get my self into because of this. Ah well, better get on with it.
Hi it’s me your bestie, oops what you can’t hear me? I’m talking to fast? What do you mean you can only understand SC? G.M.A.B( Lilly speak)!
My dear niece, I’m super rich but since I’m a greedy pig, I’m gonna take your uncle’s money so I can feed my fat son. How’s that sound to you? Oh, and, you get absolutely nothing whatsoever out of the deal. Ca-pishe?
My dear child, I’m going to marry you off to a psycho madman who murdered your brother. You will have to live with him for the rest of your life. How does that sound? Actually don’t answer you don’t have a say in it anyway. Oh, and by the way, did I mention he’s a red head?
Hey kid, yes you, here’s some food and fake identity papers for your family take them quickly and, you small child, come hop in my bag so I can take you away from here. NOW LETS GO BLOW UP SOME STUFF!
Hi child, I know we’re supposed to be responsible parents that love and will forgive you but we’re gonna go on a vacation while you get chopped into little pieces. Oh don’t worry you’ll still be alive just not in one piece. Bye bye now have fun and don’t cause trouble! Oh and eat your vegetables!
Welcome to the maze greenie. We are trying to get out of here but for now we just gonna shovel poop. Why are we in here you ask? Don’t know. Ask WICKED. She’s the last one.
So kids me and your dad were sipping our tea when we all of a sudden just decided to get divorced. No reason, just thought it would be fun. Oh did I mentioned I’m getting remarried?
Welcome back illéa for another selection! 35 girls will come live in the palace and compete for our prince’s heart! But only one will be the love of his life! hey how did we even come up with this?
Welcome to the hunger games where you hunt and are hunted where you kill and are killed and if you don’t get killed YOU WIN! Yeah, so don’t die!
Pippi Longstocking is the story of a young girl with almost impossible adventures. Today is the last Thursday of the month so next week I will start reviewing speculative fiction books (time period is set in the future) if you have a book you want me to talk about email me at eden.crane@meritknights.com .