Why Do Humans...?: Recent Episodes

Matthew Rast, Michael Shelton

In this educational podcast, an alien kidnaps a human to learn more about humanity. Listeners will learn more about mankind and all the weirdness that accompany it. We will cover items from cultural behavior to strange biological functions as the extraterrestrial and the homo-sapien break down the concept of humanity. Join us and find the strangeness in everyday life in “Why Do Humans…?”! Morgan is voiced by Megan Shelton. Bobby is voiced by Matthew Rast. Ottwa is voiced by Michael Shelton

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Join us as we are at the Finale. Ottawa talks to the humans one last time.

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Join Ottawa as he learns about why some humans don't consider some sports a actual "Sport" and how some people do.

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Join Ottawa as he learns more about the human race and why they are flesh terminators.

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Join Ottawa as he learns about all the things of the Existence of Higher Beings.

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Join us as Ottawa continues his research on why are humans the dominant species. 

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Welcome, earthlings, to Scientist Ottawa’s audio-generated reports! On today’s podcast episode, we will be answering a question about humanity: Why are humans the dominant species? We begin by discussing the following:

  1. Animals on Earth.
  2. The abilities and traits of said animals on Earth.
  3. Ottawa’s horror at Earth creatures in general.

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In this episode we will talk about:

  1. Throwing in general, and how it’s performed.

  2. Throwing in relation to sports, and how sports AREN’T competitive death matches.

  3. Throwing in relation to other species on Earth, and how humans conquered all.

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A trailer promoting a new podcast: Why Do Humans...? Come along with us as we discover the strangeness that is humanity.