Livin' In The Middle: Recent Episodes
Chris Newpower
This podcast is your refuge from the noise of everyday life and provides highlights of life's challenges along with weird observations from a guy who lives life in the middle and never in the extreme.
On this week's episode Chris encounters a service dog in the the most unlikely of places and then follows it up with a STAN story you won't beleive.
Tune in this week as Chris covers a range of topics but closes with a very scary AI story that we all need to know about. Shit just got real.
On this weeks episode Chris launches a new game where he wil report the winners on future episodes and he closes with a story about a low taker that ruined his shopping experience.
Do you wash your hands everytime after you pee? No you don't you fraud. Chris explores the social pressures of hand washing and the public restroom protocols. Chris ends this week's pod with two stories he personally witnessed that he calls an Emergency Non-Hand Washing Situation. Trust me you've never heard anything like this!
This week Chris talks about the New Year holiday that just came and went and nobody noticed. He also shares his insights on watching another human being freeze up in the tightest of spots and then he closes the show with a world record holder who should receive the Livin in the MIddle Lifetime Achievement Award.
True Story - I was the victim of an attempted robbery this week and I go in to detail on what happeend and how I fought back. I also have a great movie reccommendation for you!
We cover a lot of territory this week from female hygeine to lost lottery tickets to a palm tree purchased in an airport. It was a crazy week Livin in the MIddle.
In this week's episode Chris shares how he was admonished by a casino veteran for his poor casino behavior. He also shares more memories of the storied bedroom hockey tournament. He also paints a picture of his upcoming travel week.
You thinkyou havea set on you? Wait until you find our about Dorothy Hoffner of Illinois. You've got nothing on her.
On topday's episode Chris shares more travel stories about a woman who thought it was time to de-plane when they were still 30,000 feet in the air. He also sets a land speed record for doubling his money at the casino only to be dragged down by his partner. He finishes with a story about finding history in his home.
This week Chris talks about his son's wedding and the funny obervations he collected along the way. He then reads a story about every kid's dream when they were little...running away from home when Mom applies some disciplne. How they did it and how far they got is simply amazing.
Chris spent time with the Stan of all Stans this week and shares his story that you won't believe.
On this week's episode Chris explores the marriage phenomenon of maintaining seperate and dare we say "private" checking accounts. What's behind this? He finishes up with a speeding ticket fine for the ages.
On this week's episode Chris shares a few stories around continued irritation on tipping, meeting a new guy from a far away land and then sharing a story of the ultimate search and recovery mission for a lost cell phone. You're not going to believe what this guy did to get his phone back.
In today's episode Chris get's STAN'd again at the casino, he wins the Preakness and is on a roll! He also delves into the history behind Memorial Day and talks about the time he spent this weekend in the village where his wife grew up. It is pure Americana.
On this episode Chris shares a story that includes a 1971 Chevy Impala and Dr Hook song, He also stumbled across a young man who crossed the line with his "Hey Buddy" routine. Chris also uses Mothers Day to address a big issue with how we address our parents and then shares his opinion on yardwork and then ends the podcast with another story that invlolves nudity.
In today's episode Chris talks about surprising his daughter with a Jeep and then recalls his first ever solo car drive and what it felt like to be free. He also covers getting STAN'd again and attending a white coat ceremony. He closes with an online hookup story for the ages and then finishes with a movie recommendation that's a hidden gem.
Ride along this week with Chris as he discusses getting STAN'd from his own inner circle and he also jumps into the importance of learning life skills and reveals a life skill he just can't seem to master. And finally, do you like it when people watch you shower? If you do, Chris has a great hotel for you. At the end Chris shares a story and finds a way to weave nudity into the podcast for the very first time.
Join today's episode and listen to Chris recap his iPhone Purge Project and reveal the person who is, by far, the leader in stored photos. Chris also recaps a flying coin disaster and ends with a soap box rant about coffee people. Chris also throws out TWO movie recommendations you need to check out!
In this episode Chris recaps comments from last week and then delves into wierd messages his phone is sending him. Messages that are tyring to sell him something. These messages force Chris down memory lane...and he likes it.
On this episode Chris discusses a few comments from last week show and then dives into an anniversary that's always tough to navigate.
This week Chris shares some fun feedback from a few listeners and then talks about the new rage - Zoom Weddings. Who knew? He then goes on to talk about unheard of expense reduction steps taken by Google the company after recent round of layoffs.
Join the ride this week as Chris talks about a few road trip discoveries he stumbled into and dives into the deep end of the pool when he see what really brings Americans together...the American casino. He also reveals, quite possibly, the worst joke ever told in a public bathroom.
On today's episode Chris shares a story about getting chided by the checkout lane monitor for NOT grabbing his receipt. He then recalls a few stories where he's called the wrong name by old acquaintances and describes how he handles each situation completely different. He ends the episode with a funny story on how flipping the double bird to somebody can land you in court.
This week Chris provides a list of his goto podcasts and then jumps into the topic of the explosion of the hug greeting. Everybody seems to be hugging nowadays. He also talks about how learning nevern-before-known fun facts about long-time friends can really freshen up the place. He closes with another great show recommendation.
In this week's episode Chris tackles one, big, meaty issue. The lack of self-awareness people have especially when navigating large crowds in public spaces. What are people thinking? Chris ends the episode with a must-see program recommendation. You won't regret taking the time to dial up this show.
On this week's episode Chris talks about what a golf death march is and he wraps up the show with with one of his biggest pet peeves - don't call him, or anyone else for that matter, "buddy".
In this episode Chris talks about life hacks he is discovering as he ages that will amuse the young people. He also dives deep into phobias that he and others that he knows live with and ends with a story about how a sandwich has upended his week. He also throws out another grade A show recommendation.
In this episode Chris takes on the meaty topics of listeners vs non listeners, tuxedo measurements that don't line up with 20 years ago, funky bathroom signage and a guy that gave him completely insuffcient non verbals in a recent conversation. He closes with a hot tub discussion that I think we all have known about for years but we fail to take into consideration.
Join Chris on this episode as he delves into the transformation of how fast the way we communicate with each other is changing. In a short 30 years we have gone from picking up girls over a landline phone to sending instant Snapchat messages everyday for 7 1/2 years.
Join Chris for this episode as he provides an update on their dog sitting duties and talks about a select group of friends that know 80's rock bands better than most. He closes with a short story about somebody he knows who quit Twitter cold turkey and provides vindication on his observation on how tipping is out of control.
Ride along with Chris on this episode as he talks about how he is sick and tired he is of receipts. He also covers his best and worst career moments and ends with a story about needing a permit to dance in this one country...and you'll never guess the country.
In this episode Chris talks about how he and his wife are on the hook for a month long dog sitting assignment. Chris goes on to detail how he fell down for the first time in years and how gamblng has permeated every inch of society.
Christmas in Florida comes to an end for Chris and the Family. He learns alot about his kids on the trip. He goes on to talk about his distaste for people who don't like his distaste for food. Chris closes with a true Livin In The Middle story about a group of guys who gamble on politics and have been doing so for 50 years.
Join Chris as he wraps up his Christmas Trip to Naples, FL and talks about escaping a severe winter storm.
Jump on board today as Chris takes you to sunny SW Florida for Christmas. He visits the local dog track and soaks in the characters that frequent it. Chris gets STAN'd and talks about how Americans are racing to become as casual as possible.
In this episode Chris talks about a cool life conversation with his 27 year old son and then recounts how COVID made us all nuts. He ends with a golf story for the ages. Remember, be careful who you play golf with. It could come back to bite you.
In this episode Chris explores the power of travel. Seeing difffernt places and experiencing different things can change a person's entire outlook on life.
Ride along with Chris as he talks about being a laggard with Facebook. He then goes on to talk about going to the bar by himself...for work. And he asks the question, Would You? He wraps up the podcast celebrating a new Guinness World Record Holder. You won't believe what this guy did!
Chris explores a guiding principle of his that words matter. He also explores the explosion of the usage of the F-word and introduces the auience to a STAN story. He closes with an interesting sex worker story to help a mom pay for her kids hockey.
Join Chris as he talks about the evolution of Work/Life balance and what did HR really mean when they spoke about it? Chris also gives you a glimpse into his work influences and how he eventually transitioned away from corporate life to owning his own business. He ends with a funny weed story...yes that kind of weed.
In this episode Chris starts out with a big thank you to all of his new listeners. He shares his story of how he became a podcast addict and makes the case for why you should join him. He then goes on to share his love for election night in America and then takes a hard turn and explores the question of why we have to tip everybody nowadays. Chris closes with a funny article on obscene vanity license plates and throws in a must-listen podcast recommendation.
Chris launches his new podcast titled Livin' In The Middle. He talks about the origin of the name of the podcast, gets in to his background, rages against Twitter, talks about the highly desirable "airport beer" and shares his wierd experience with a gas station lady. He closes the show with an article he found that makes him think "It would never occur to me to do that".