Enjoy the "Adventures of Ralphie" by Troy Wood who recorded these live and impromptu stories about a fictional, funny and mischievous 5-year-old boy each night as he put his kids to bed. Listen closely and you'll hear his kids reacting and laughing in these live recordings.
Is there such a thing as too many bubbles in your bubble bath? Ralphie wants to find out.
When Ralphie's Dad asks him to clean his room before he can play, Ralphie decides to run away from home. That was a long 15 mintues.
When Ralphie can't win the game, he gets mad and ruins it for everyone! He's a bad sport.
Ralphie accidentally prints way too many flyers for his birthday party and the whole city shows up.
Cousin's night is Ralphie's favorite. Surely he can't cause problems there. Yeah right.
Ralphie makes the other drivers mad as he tries to keep himself occupied on his way to St. George.
Ralphie wants a new bike but has no money so he gets a job! Who's going to hire a 4 year old? Nobody...
Uh oh...Ralphie's friend steals candy from the store and Ralphie takes the blame. Ralphie is mischievous but he's a good kid.
Since when was a bloody nose funny? Now. Ralphie thinks he's dying when he gets his first bloody nose.
Ralphie can't wait to see the presents early Christmas morning. Will he run into the Big Man in the Red Suit?
Ralphie forms a band with the neighbor kids and enters the Battle of the Bands. Can they win it all?
Ralphie finds some extra fast wax for his sled at Soldier Hollow and finds out just how fast a sled can go.
Ralphie's Dad sends him to Seven Eleven to pick up baking soda. What will Ralphie do with the change?
When Ralphie's Dad forgets his wallet at Krisy Kreme Doughnuts, he has to work in the bakery to pay for his doughnut. Not good!
Ralphie gets some special basketball shoes that make him jump extra extra high. He's the star!
Never heard of Backyardagains? In 2004 they were all the rage. If you have kids now, you probably watched this show and you'll have to explain what this show was about before you listen to this one.
Ralphie finds himself behind the grill at Benihaha! Who likes 2 year old food creations? Not too many.
Ralphie makes the most of a rainy day when the streets completely fill up with water offering white water conditions!
Ralphie wants what he wants while shopping with his dad at the grocery store. Sneaky sneaky kid!
What happens when Ralphie soups up a Disneyland race car and jumps off the track? Yup, more trouble!
Ralphie asks Santa for a trampoline for Christmas and gets into trouble when he wakes up before everyone else Christmas morning.
Raphie's afraid of scary hill (Cherry Hill Mini Golf) and goes pro with his blindfold on.
Ralphie gets into trouble again when he finds a very safe and clean hiding place while playing hide and seek.
Ralphie watches Napoleon Dynamite a few too many times and can't stop talking like him. If your kids havent seen that movie, this may not make a lot of sense to them. My kids watched it all the time. (Don't judge :)
Ralphie makes friends with some surfer dudes and rides some tasty waves, but he doesn't know his limits.
In this episode Ralphie gets into more trouble when he can't wait to eat the Thanksgiving turkey.
In this episode Ralphie gets into more trouble when he decides to lose a tooth to get money to buy a toy.
Join Troy Wood as he tells another Ralphie story to his kids. Listen closely and you'll hear his kids reacting and laughing in this live recording of an impromptu story about Ralphie, a mischievous and notoriously funny 5-year-old boy. In this episode Ralphie gets into more trouble when he puts a little too much wax on his he Apline Slide sled sending him flying down the hill, off the track, and all through downtown Park City.