Adventures with Ralphie!: Recent Episodes

Troy Wood

Enjoy the "Adventures of Ralphie" by Troy Wood who recorded these live and impromptu stories about a fictional, funny and mischievous 5-year-old boy each night as he put his kids to bed. Listen closely and you'll hear his kids reacting and laughing in these live recordings.

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Is there such a thing as too many bubbles in your bubble bath? Ralphie wants to find out. 

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When Ralphie's Dad asks him to clean his room before he can play, Ralphie decides to run away from home. That was a long 15 mintues. 

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Ralphie saves the day! 

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When Ralphie can't win the game, he gets mad and ruins it for everyone! He's a bad sport. 

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No one can understand Ralphie when he gets a cold. 

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Ralphie turns into a leprechaun after eating too many GREEN foods!  

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When Ralphie gets a cold no one can understand him because his nose is all stuffed up! 

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Ralphie accidentally prints way too many flyers for his birthday party and the whole city shows up. 

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Ralphie only has 25 cents to buy a candy but his friend has another plan. Not good! 

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Ralphie gets super strong after eating spinach like Popeye!

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Cousin's night is Ralphie's favorite. Surely he can't cause problems there. Yeah right. 

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Ralphie finds a portal in his backyard that transports him 35 years into the future! 

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What does Ralphie get his cute girlfriend at school for Valentine's Day? Trouble! 

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Ralphie eats too much Valentine's Day candy and whelp...it's not good. 

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Ralphie makes the other drivers mad as he tries to keep himself occupied on his way to St. George. 

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Getting potty trained is not easy for Ralphie!

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Ralphie's Dad gets hypnotized to act like a 4 year old and Ralphie doesn't like it!

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More trouble after Ralphie gets into trouble. 

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Ralphie wants a new bike but has no money so he gets a job! Who's going to hire a 4 year old? Nobody...

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Yup. He really does. 

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How high is too high for Ralphie? Really Really high! 

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Every kid wishes they could fly. Ralphie makes a good attempt. 

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Uh oh...Ralphie's friend steals candy from the store and Ralphie takes the blame. Ralphie is mischievous but he's a good kid. 

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Most kids build forts out or blankets and chairs. Not Ralphie! 

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The Heber Creeper doesn't creep when Ralphie's in charge. RALPHIE!!!

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You've never heard the Three Bears story told like this. RALPHIE!!!!

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How fast can Ralphie's scooter go? REALLY FAST! 

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Ralphie brings a monkey home from the zoo! What could possibly go wrong? 

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Can a 2 year old win the Hot Dog Eating Contest? Ralphie's going to try. 

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Since when was a bloody nose funny? Now. Ralphie thinks he's dying when he gets his first bloody nose. 

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Ralphie can't wait to see the presents early Christmas morning. Will he run into the Big Man in the Red Suit? 

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How big does Ralphie's Christmas tree need to be? The biggest! 

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A repeat episode as you get ready for Christmas. Ralphie asks for a trampoline! 

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No kid wants their shots. What will Ralphie do to get out of it?

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Ralphie forms a band with the neighbor kids and enters the Battle of the Bands. Can they win it all? 

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Ralphie enjoys a late night but pays for it the next day. 

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Ralphie finds some extra fast wax for his sled at Soldier Hollow and finds out just how fast a sled can go. 

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Ralphie's Dad sends him to Seven Eleven to pick up baking soda. What will Ralphie do with the change?

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Ralphie at Lagoon? What could possibly go wrong? 

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When Ralphie's Dad forgets his wallet at Krisy Kreme Doughnuts, he has to work in the bakery to pay for his doughnut. Not good! 

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Ralphie doesn't like to brush his teeth so his breath scares everyone away! 

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Ralphie gets some special basketball shoes that make him jump extra extra high. He's the star! 

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Never heard of Backyardagains?  In 2004 they were all the rage. If you have kids now, you probably watched this show and you'll have to explain what this show was about before you listen to this one. 

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Don't pick a food fight with Ralphie. You'll loose. :) 

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It's bedtime for Ralphie but he's not sleepy. 

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Don't eat the chocolate chip cookies Ralphie! Like he can resist....

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Ralphie has to do his chores before he can play the Wii! (He's not the best cleaner)

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Ralphie finds himself behind the grill at Benihaha! Who likes 2 year old food creations? Not too many. 

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Ralphie soups-up the Walmart Jazzy and takes a wild ride! 

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Ralphie makes the most of a rainy day when the streets completely fill up with water offering white water conditions! 

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How does a kid walk on the ceiling? Simple, he's Ralphie! 

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It's probably not a good idea to let a 2 year old paint his own room. You'll see why! 

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Ralphie joins the Utes because he's the "bestest" football player! 

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Ralphie finds himself in a pickle while playing night games. 

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How big is Ralphie's appetite? BIG! 

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Raphie gets the high score in laser tag! How does he do it?!?! 

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Ralphie wants what he wants while shopping with his dad at the grocery store. Sneaky sneaky kid! 

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What happens when Ralphie soups up a Disneyland race car and jumps off the track? Yup, more trouble! 

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Ralphie asks Santa for a trampoline for Christmas and gets into trouble when he wakes up before everyone else Christmas morning. 

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Ralphie gets seperated from his class on a field trip! Oh boy!  

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Ralphie goes trick or treating...or does he?

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What happens when a 2 year old goes to school? Not much, unless your Ralphie! 

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Raphie's afraid of scary hill (Cherry Hill Mini Golf) and goes pro with his blindfold on. 

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Ralphie is rewarded with icecream if he practices the piano. 

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Ralphie gets carried away putting food and other things in the garbage disposal! 

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Dad says "no diving board" so Ralphie finds another way to take the plung. 

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Ralphie gets into trouble again when he finds a very safe and clean hiding place while playing hide and seek. 

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Bad things happen when Ralphie gets a hold of some Mountain Dew on his plane ride. 

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Ralphie gets in trouble at the zoo. What's new! 

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Ralphie watches Napoleon Dynamite a few too many times and can't stop talking like him. If your kids havent seen that movie, this may not make a lot of sense to them. My kids watched it all the time. (Don't judge :) 

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Ralphie wants the chickenpox like the neighbor kid but soon regrets it. 

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Ralphie can't get enough ice cream!

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Ralphie makes friends with some surfer dudes and rides some tasty waves, but he doesn't know his limits.

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In this episode Ralphie gets into more trouble when he can't wait to eat the Thanksgiving turkey. 

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In this episode Ralphie gets into more trouble when he decides to lose a tooth to get money to buy a toy. 

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Join Troy Wood as he tells another Ralphie story to his kids. Listen closely and you'll hear his kids reacting and laughing in this live recording of an impromptu story about Ralphie, a mischievous and notoriously funny 5-year-old boy.  In this episode Ralphie gets into more trouble when he puts a little too much wax on his he Apline Slide sled sending him flying down the hill, off the track, and all through downtown Park City.