Frank Oz's 1999 Hollywood movie about Hollywood movie-making, analyzed one minute of screen time per episode
I admit it was a little bit frightening.
The post Minute 092: Kung Fu Fighting first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Odds are, you won't live to see tomorrow!
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The next adventure begins...
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Bowfinger's day (and package) has finally arrived.
The post Minute 089: The Fed-Ex Guy first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A happy premiere for all.
The post Minute 088: Gotcha, Sucka! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Everyone has a favorite scene.
The post Minute 087: Front Row Seats first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
It's showtime!
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Bowfinger, the negotiator.
The post Minute 085: Time to Think About It first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Kit is a bit "overexposed" on film.
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Sanchez brings the B-roll.
The post Minute 083: It Could Have Worked first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Time for a status meeting on the fates of the crew.
The post Minute 082: I Think It Was a Beautiful Lie first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Production note: helicopters were the most expensive part of filming.
The post Minute 081: Madagascar and Iran first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Famous last words.
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That's a shooting wrap for Carol!
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Daisy is an expert in directing her costar.
The post Minute 078: They’re All Aliens, Worshipping Their False God first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Kit has a Tyler Durden Moment.
The post Minute 077: I’m Keith! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Hard to "keep it together" when people are coming apart in front of Kit.
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Help! It's the police!
The post Minute 075: Please Don’t Let Me Die first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Should have stopped for that Frostee Freeze.
The post Minute 074: Frostee Freeze first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The final scene is all coming together. But can Bowfinger keep it together?
The post Minute 073: Let’s Hit It! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Daisy's gone Hollywood.
The post Minute 072: I’m Not From Ohio first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Nothing gets past a Level Six.
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Daisy points out something Bowfinger never pondered.
The post Minute 070: We Are Finished! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Jiff is having a great day.
The post Minute 069: Pick Up Some Pencils first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The enemy of success in Hollywood is a conscience.
The post Minute 068: It Turns Out I Have a Conscience first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Biggest bombshell since Darth Vader.
The post Minute 067: I Am His Brother first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Dissing on Hollywood types is such a Hollywood thing to do.
The post Minute 066: Robert De Niro first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Kit doesn't trust pod people. They're everywhere!
The post Minute 065: Show Me Your Guts! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Kit admits to owning fissile material.
The post Minute 064: The Plutonium is Mine first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Where's Freddy? Who's the alien?
The post Minute 063: Kincaid! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
What you gonna do when they come for you?
The post Minute 062: You People Have a Permit? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?
The post Minute 061: A Great Eye for Cars first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Jif can recognize instant stardom when he sees it.
The post Minute 060: You’re Gonna Be a Star! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The hottest of hot scenes
The post Minute 059: Need You Now first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
It's about heat... and chemistry.
The post Minute 058: One of the Hot Scenes first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Credit, or debit?
The post Minute 057: Thank You, Daisy first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Starring in their own late, late show.
The post Minute 056: Just Like Bogey and Bacall first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Mind the generation gap.
The post Minute 055: Do You Love Smashing Pumpkins? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Bowfinger knows how to cut corners... and Chianti.
The post Minute 054: New Wine first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Bowfinger can take a hint.
The post Minute 053: Talking about the New Scenes first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Jif does his own stunts.
The post Minute 052: Heavenly Father first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
All the background actors? They're background actors.
The post Minute 051: Professional Stuntmen first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Our newest cast member!
The post Minute 050: Welcome Aboard! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Stretch goals
The post Minute 049: A Career Running Errands first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Some things are best left up to professsionals.
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Make the check out to MindHead
The post Minute 047: Go Get My Checkbook! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Kit's worried about the aliens
The post Minute 046: My Gonads! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Do the thing with the thing.
The post Minute 045: Do the Thing first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A new style of filmmaking!
The post Minute 044: Cinema Nouveau first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Carol is happy with her partnership with Kit.
The post Minute 043: We Work Really Well Together first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
True Method acting.
The post Minute 042: Mostly Fear first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Kit Ramsey is scared.
The post Minute 041: Clip Clop first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Bowfinger gets ready for the parking lot scene.
The post Minute 040: The Parking Garage Scene first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Afrim has some script additions.
The post Minute 039: Heat and Chemistry first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Kit Ramsey channels... Ted Kennedy?
The post Minute 038: The Laker Girls Cheerleading Squad first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
What K-I-T stands for.
The post Minute 037: Aliens and Sex and Umbrellas first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Keith Kincaid and his damn UFOs...
The post Minute 036: Alien Love first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
You schmooze or you lose.
The post Minute 035: I’m Gonna Schmooze first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Carol's a professional. Kit's worried about Oscar nominations.
The post Minute 034: We Need That Scene, Carol first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Getting ready for another Kit shoot.
The post Minute 033: The Rodeo Grille first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
First scene: completed!
The post Minute 032: No, I’m Jimmy first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The camera only sees what you let it see.
The post Minute 031: Keith, You Forgot Your Briefcase! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Shooting Day 1
The post Minute 030: The Most Promising Group of Young Professionals first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The deal with Kit
The post Minute 029: One Take With Kit first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Uh-oh.
The post Minute 028: The Best Damn Crew We Can Afford first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Does Daisy have "It"?
The post Minute 027: I Could Never, Never Kiss You first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Don't go away mad - just go away.
The post Minute 026: There There – There’s the Door first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Discussing the all-important IT.
The post Minute 025: Do I Have It? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
An actor's life for me...
The post Minute 024: Where Do I Go to be an Actress? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The simple economics of movie making.
The post Minute 023: Two Thousand, One Hundred, Eighty-Five Dollars first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The production plan is revealed.
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If you're going to lie, do it with great excitement in your voice.
The post Minute 021: He Said… Yes first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Building the suspense for the crew.
The post Minute 020: What Did Kit Ramsey Say? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
What's forbidden in front of the Laker Girls.
The post Minute 019: Keep It Together first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
We learn the Happy Premises.
The post Minute 018: Welcome to MindHead first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
You can only fake MindHead for so long.
The post Minute 017: MindHead? MindHead! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Bowfinger is down with it.
The post Minute 016: This Stuff is Buttah first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Kit's agent really needs to watch what he says.
The post Minute 015: It’s Not Shakespeare first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Covert stuff!
The post Minute 014: The Letter K first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A "go" picture!
The post Minute 013: A Go Picture first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
All you need is a catchphrase to pitch.
The post Minute 012: I Just Saw the Poster first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Things to yell into your broken, fake cell phone.
The post Minute 011: You Don’t Put Me On Hold! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
When in Rome...
The post Minute 010: Losing The Ponytail first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
It's a thin line between shopping and shoplifting.
The post Minute 009: Suit Shopping first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
How to measure success.
The post Minute 008: See That Fed Ex Truck? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Accounting is a lot like screenwriting, isn't it?
The post Minute 007: If You Can Write as Well as You Can Add first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Meet the cast
The post Minute 006: You Believe in Me, Don’t You, Betsy? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Calling the cast together
The post Minute 005: Don’t Hang Up first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Bowfinger decides that the time is right.
The post Minute 004: Great Script first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A title as big as all outdoors
The post Minute 003: Cherise from AT&T first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Our story begins
The post Minute 002: Bowfinger first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Welcome to Hollywood! And welcome to the SIXTH Movies By Minutes group podcast!
The post Minute 001: Universal Pictures and Imagine Entertainment Present first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Surprise!
The post Minute 110: Through the Window first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Ka-PLOW!
The post Minute 109: Ambush on the Stairs first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Unprepared for the diversion
The post Minute 108: Stampede! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Ominous sounds
The post Minute 107: A Rumble first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Setting up for the finale
The post Minute 106: The Ranch first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
This movie has an awful lot of HR problems
The post Minute 105: Running out of Deputies first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Lock and load.
The post Minute 104: This Oughta Do first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Enough is enough for Emmett
The post Minute 103: They Took the Little Boy first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
True enough.
The post Minute 102: He Can’t Hurt Me if He’s Dead first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Mentioning the stakes in the script.
The post Minute 101: Cobb’s Using Me to Stop You first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Don't poke the bear.
The post Minute 100: Your Sweet Little Sister first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Paden said he's "good at doing nothing."
The post Minute 099: Figured it out OK this Time first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The villain is the hero in his own story.
The post Minute 098: Trying to Save You From Yourself first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Cobb knows about Paden's new "dog."
The post Minute 097: Don’t Force Me to Make an Adjustment first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
More HR problems for Cobb.
The post Minute 096: Still Worrying about the Dog first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Fire chief Stella
The post Minute 095: Help with the Buckets first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Raye's on a mission
The post Minute 094: Fire! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Bad day for Augie.
The post Minute 093: He Saw Us! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Signs point to "no."
The post Minute 091: Can’t You Stop Them? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
I fought the law...
The post Minute 090: Me, They Figure to Carry Out first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
I fought the law...
The post Minute 089: Followed by a First Class Hanging first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Targets of opportunity
The post Minute 088: Why Him? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Family ties
The post Minute 087: Because You’re My Sister first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Isn't it already mean?
The post Minute 086: It’s Gonna Get Mean first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
To slow to get the drop on Mal.
The post Minute 085: I Think We Should Do Like He Says first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Mutual goals
The post Minute 084: And You Don’t Want to be Dead first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Count to six.
The post Minute 083: You’re Empty, Mister first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Paden's credo hasn't worked out for him.
The post Minute 082: A Great Believer in Doing Nothing first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A rare time when telling works better than showing.
The post Minute 081: The Dog Sprung Me first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Revealing Paden's personality with a few words.
The post Minute 080: The Funny Part? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Getting back to a story from Act I
The post Minute 079: The Dog first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The Double Diamond double-cross
The post Minute 078: You Changed Your Brand first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Way to spill the beans, dude.
The post Minute 077: That’s Lee’s Horse first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Paden takes a break.
The post Minute 076: Gimme Some of the Good Stuff first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Staff turnover is high at the Midnight Star
The post Minute 075: You’d Better Start Lookin’ first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Turley 2.0
The post Minute 074: All I Did was Kiss the Girl first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A drink among friends
The post Minute 073: Here’s to the Good Stuff first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Party's over.
The post Minute 072: The Raid first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Emmett's not one for sweet talking.
The post Minute 071: You Never Make it Easy on a Fellow first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Raye's not very sentimental about family.
The post Minute 070: I Don’t Have Any Family Anymore first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Awkward family reunions
The post Minute 069: Introduce Me to Your Friend first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Horse, or hat rack?
The post Minute 068: Who’s a Grown Man? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Meet Slick
The post Minute 067: I Never Enjoy Killing a Man first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Loose lips
The post Minute 066: Thanks for Warning Me first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Quickest exit interview, ever.
The post Minute 065: I’m Done Talking, Kelly first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Paden's out of the relationship
The post Minute 064: A Hard Idea for Living first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Bad day for Mal
The post Minute 063: Daddy first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Ambushed
The post Minute 062: That’s Too Bad first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The wrong kind of luck
The post Minute 061: Luck, I Guess first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
An act break, at the end of the first hour
The post Minute 060: Two of My Favorite People first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Kindred spirits
The post Minute 059: I Only Shine at Night first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Meet Stella, The Midnight Star
The post Minute 058: The World is What You Make of It first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Sacred cows
The post Minute 057: Killing Cattle is a Hanging Offense first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Announcing the opening of the Johnson Steak House!
The post Minute 056: This is Our Place first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
It's a home, not a saloon, Emmett.
The post Minute 055: A Man Could Die of Thirst first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
in so many ways.
The post Minute 054: Gone to Town first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Not a good question.
The post Minute 053: Where’s Raye? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A home without bars.
The post Minute 052: It’s Good to be Home first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
More than a century before HGTV.
The post Minute 051: I Want to Build Something first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Family time.
The post Minute 050: Emmett and Jake first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
branching stories
The post Minute 049: I’ll Ride Along with the Lady Here first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Not a goodbye.
The post Minute 048: So Long, Mal first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Dibs
The post Minute 047: Her Old Man Ain’t Even Cold Yet first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Jake dreams of the Second City.
The post Minute 046: You Been to Chicago? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
but not in this life.
The post Minute 045: You Got a Lot to Learn About People first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
... or is he?
The post Minute 044: Brave Man first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Hatching the scheme
The post Minute 043: Cover Me! first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The notorious Turley Bandit
The post Minute 042: Tex LaRue first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Emmett doesn't seem like a caterer.
The post Minute 041: Hanging Around with You is No Picnic first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Trust is a rare commodity out West.
The post Minute 040: You Trusted Baxter first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Being brave in front of the lady.
The post Minute 039: Deal Me In first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Wagon train troubles
The post Minute 038: This is Bad Country first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Epic
The post Minute 037: Riding as One first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Sheriff's new rule.
The post Minute 036: Today, My Jurisdiction Ends Here first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Hot on the trail
The post Minute 035: The Posse first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Adios, Amigos!
The post Minute 034: C’mon Jake, Let’s Go first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Busting out of jail is QUIET time.
The post Minute 033: Sshhh first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Blind Pete probably listened, too.
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Blind Pete probably listened, too.
The post Minute 031: Blind Pete Used to Do This All by Touch first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Right?
The post Minute 030: The Other Guy Drew First first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Showdown time
The post Minute 029: You Might Live Through This Night first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Uh-oh.
The post Minute 028: You’re Wearing My Hat first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Schedule change
The post Minute 027: He’s My Brother first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Schedule change
The post Minute 026: I Always Thought They Did it at Dawn first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Jake's story
The post Minute 025: The Dead One first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A stroke of luck?
The post Minute 024: I Know Where that Gentleman Is first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Sheriff Langston's Mission Statement
The post Minute 023: I Maintain the Peace first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
One drink too many
The post Minute 022: One Drink first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Turley ain't your kinda place
The post Minute 021: Came to the Wrong Town first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Allo allo allo!
The post Minute 020: What’s All This Then? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Breakfast of champions
The post Minute 019: Give Me a Bottle first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A knowing look
The post Minute 018: We Trust You first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
He ain't Hawley, either
The post Minute 017: You Ain’t Baxter? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
On to Turley!
The post Minute 016: I Expect first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
It's a town. I expect.
The post Minute 015: What’s Turley Like? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
The first "Where's the dog?" question
The post Minute 014: You Owe Me Thirteen Dollars first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Paden's happy for Cobb
The post Minute 013: My Place in the World first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
P-A-D-E-N
The post Minute 012: Hello, Cobb first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Horse love PDA
The post Minute 011: It Didn’t Make Her My Wife first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Scissors means NO.
The post Minute 010: How Much to Borrow It? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A horse with no name.
The post Minute 009: Where’s the Pinto Going? first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Sounds like trouble
The post Minute 008: Everybody’s Pointing Their Gun But Me first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A fine how do you do?
The post Minute 007: Pleased to Meet You first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Writer and Director and Producer
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The music is a character in itself.
The post Minute 005: Music by Bruce Broughton first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
Finally in a movie beyond the credits.
The post Minute 004: Kevin Costner first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.
A title as big as all outdoors
The post Minute 003: Silverado first appeared on The Bowfinger Minute Podcast.