Cannadine Research: Recent Episodes
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A division of The Blue Merrell Project, Cannadine Research produces concentrated, encrypted transmissions on specialized double-wave QHF bands geared towards assisting survivors after the last Secular Ascension Event. We are here for you.
Red Sectors are able to accomplish so much largely due to the fact that they have strong support within our federal government. We will put a focus on the corrupt politicians who have chosen money over life. Their names will be known. Shout their names from the rooftops. Expose the dirt that they feed us.
We are back. After an eventful hiatus, we have returned after we were temporarily shut down. We aren't going to stay down. So, we are continuing our transmissions to help survivors in all areas. Why were we shut down in the first place? Let us examine the issue in this transmission...
The recent unprecedented attack on Atlanta by Red Sector criminals has proven our strength, after the last Secular Ascension Event. Even though many lives were lost, the fight for what is true and right remains sturdy. We will put everything we have against these horrid infections on society: Red Sectors individuals. We are here for all survivors. We will stop the bloodshed. Red Sector criminals are warned.
In this transmission, we go into details concerning our highly successful Wanted Program. Furthermore, we look at a few ways Red Sector Criminals are attempting to tamper with the program and our tip line. As you could probably guess: they haven't gotten far with such tampering. Our support from you, the survivors, make our success possible.
Even though the Cordeff Resonance has proven to be extremely helpful for survivors, it still comes with some caveats that survivors should be aware of to ensure its safe and effective usage. Please also remember to only playback the Resonance at 90% speed.
The results from the newly created Cordeff Resonance is phenomenal. It has proven to be highly successful. It is still extremely imperative that it is played back at the correct speed to avoid death or other complications. Also, avoid playback above 91 dB.
We introduce a second and more reliable Cordeff Resonance in this transmission that is 40% more reliable than the previously released Resonance. Please ensure you play back this Resonance at the proper speed for full effectiveness and safety.
The success of the Cannadine Research and Technology group is proving to help survivors in tremendous ways. Our advances in technology are driven by the many donated cadavers and eye balls. We are still accepting more donations. We will stop another Secular Ascension Event from taking place.
In this transmission, we go over the specific safe transmissions that you should be tuning to, as well as the un-safe transmission frequencies that red sector criminals have taken over. There has also been an influx of break-ins with a focus on device tampering, to harm the end listener.
The last secular ascension event we all experienced recently has changed the course of humanity. It has moved and affected every walk of life. It is undeniable of the power and force it has brought upon our earth. We are here as a guiding hand for survivors. These broadcasts are your gateway towards a better and happier world.
We address an increase of reports of blue discharge coming from under the fingernails in this transmission. Improper QHF exposure can lead to this issue, which may finalize with death. Please be absolutely sure you are listening to QHF band frequencies correctly.
Red sectors are spreading fraudulent transmissions of our very own transmissions. Please do not be fooled. We only transmit when certain particulars are followed. Listening to these red sector transmissions can be fatal.
This transmission is a remember as to how important it is for survivors to listen to these highly secure transmissions. Also, please be aware that red sectors may have access to these transmissions too. We take this into consideration when we share certain pieces of information.
Please be aware of the increase in rogue transmissions from nullified groups in certain sectors. These, and other harmful transmissions, should be avoided at all costs. Simply listening to them can prove to be fatal. Please also note our tip line is once again operating normally.
We educate survivors about a few of the ways that red sector criminals are harming the connection between us and survivors in this transmission. Please be extremely cautious when it comes to meeting new people, as anyone can be a red sector criminal.
Our cadaver and eyeball donation program is a huge success and we thank you all. Also, be aware that red sector criminals have attempted an unsuccessful terrorist attack against us. It is with your help through our wanted program that those responsible have been caught.
Who should you report red sector criminals to exactly? We aim to clear up some confusions in this transmission. We are also in dire need or more eyeball and cadaver donations. Please consider donating your second eye.
We are a shining beacon of hope for survivors. We are striving for truth and fighting for life. We will stop a 4th Secular Ascension Event from taking place at all costs.
There is an influx of fake WEr3-certified devices being spread by red sector individuals. Please be extremely cautious and make sure to follow our instructions to find out if your device is fake or not. Fake devices can lead to death.
If you have sent us a cadaver that has been exposed to QHF frequencies: please listen to this transmission. Also, we review our Cordeff Resonance feedback we have received from everyone. Remember to ONLY listen to QHF transmissions on a proper and certified device.
The Cannadine Research and Technology group, through extremely extensive and invasive research, has invented a Cordeff Resonance. This resonance can be used to ward off red sector criminals. We will play this new resonance in this transmission.
We will stop another SAE from taking place at all costs. No red sector individual will stop us. Please be wary of false QHF transmissions imitating us. We are currently working hard on stopping any who are responsible who are attempting to start another SAE. There are no exceptions.
Our new wanted program is highly successful. We thank you for your assistance. We recommend survivors to please donate their extra eye ball to help protect you, and us all. Drop boxes are in most major cities. These drop boxes can also accept cadavers, but only those with eyes.
We announce a new program for combatting red sector criminals in this transmission and welcome people with open arms in finding a solution to rising criminal activity geared towards causing another SAE.
A reminder warning of Red Sector individual activity and also a reminder on who we are and what we are accomplishing as The Blue Merrell Project. We will protect you. We will save us.
Recent availability of QHF bands have increases. Why? We take a look at Red Sector criminals and the many horrors they cause. The Blue Merrell Project aims to fix the damage they are causing. We need your help.
In this Cannadine Research podcast we talk about extremely dangerous Red Sector individuals and some of the many issues they are creating. We have a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to tampering with our research and/or projects.
We ask the beloved people of locality to come forth in strength and perseverance in locating respectable cadavers for our research. Have you considered donating your body after death? We are here for you now and tomorrow. Why go through another SAE alone?
We investigate the proposed link between QHF bands and death that has been brought to our attention. We do deeply apologize if QHF bands have affected a loved one in a negative fashion. We happily outline our solution for this proposed issue in this transmission, as well.
We provide more information about recent events and happenings, as well as up-to-date steps of caution for protecting civilians who have survived SAE. Accept this as a token of respect.
This broadcast from the Cannadine Research System heeds terms of comfort and direction in the distraught time frame of our post-SAE era. Please understand all cautions in this broadcast. We are not responsible for internal or external injury or death.