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The Warriors are upset at boston fans because they're chanting F you Draymond during the game. I gotta wonder did these kids like did they not play high school basketball as kids like we chanted way worse stuff in high school basketball games. Our rival school had a chance where they would say a kid on our team can't read, they would chant that and honestly, I don't know if he could, but he could shoot the lights out from three and he went to school for that, not for reading. So it kinda worked out for him either way.
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morbius was recently re released in theaters after a significant online buzz and did equally poor at the box office. Uh but I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I believe that it was actually Sony themselves that created the online buzz through twitter accounts that they created and memes they created to kind of create like a satirical, ironic view of the movie. I believe they knew that they uh ruined the movie and production with all the edits and problems uh in production and changes and uh the issues on set. And I think they decided, oh, this didn't do well. So let's make it ironically good where people like, actually, it's not that bad if you watch it in a joking way. And I think that's why there was a significant online buzz for it and why it did poorly again. But I could be wrong start off in the comments.
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The verdict's been reached in the Johnny Depp Amber heard trial, but I think the real victory was the journey the friends we made along the way. The laughs we shared the tears we shed the memories we made. Amber's lawyers objecting themselves. Amber's lawyer getting roasted by that TMZ guy Amber's lawyers being objected to by Johnny’s lawyers constantly. That time she pooped his bed. Yeah. I mean johnny Depp did in fact win. That's that is how that works. He did win. So he is the winner. But yeah, the journey.
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Beam joke of the day, I have a friend who's a personal trainer and he asked me if you can model your workout after one famous person, Who would it be. And I said, oh, that's easy Captain America And he goes chris Evans, wow, that's a pretty intense workout. I said, no, no, no, no. The actual Captain America put me in the tube, shoot me full of steroids And light and have me come out absolutely shredded. I don't want to do any actual work.
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Beam joke of the day, I have a friend who's kind of dumb and he recently told me that he didn't think he could get a job because it required a drug test. And I said, why don't you think you could pass a drug test? And he said, because I don't think I could name all the drugs.
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Beam joke of the day, I'm italian, irish and german, and when people hear that, they go, wow, those are some heavy drinking cultures about alcoholism runs in your family, and I resent that because alcoholism does not run in my family, it does stumble around the stumble, some horrible things under his breath, but it's never ran.
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BEAM joke of the day, my therapist recently told me that in His 20 years of counseling, including people who are a part of gangs, drug addicts, people who have been homeless, shot at war veterans. I have the worst death anxiety he's ever seen. And I said, honestly, it's just nice to hear. I'm the best at something.
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Beam podcast for people with ADHD. Tiktok for ugly people. What is up? I'm only here because laugh Factory is doing a competition and whoever wins, gets a future spot. And I'm a comedian who will do anything at this point for stage time. I mean on every social media plugging myself doing anything, I can. So I guess this is a part of it anyway. If you can go ahead and do some claps, whatever, I guess it's basically likes on this app. So whoever gets the most claps for this competition wins. So if you could clap on this video, And any video, I post, follow me subscribe or whatever it is on this app would be awesome. Um, probably just do a joke a day. It's only for the competition only goes till next monday. So who knows, fingers crossed. I can pull this out. But yeah, if you're here, Thanks. If you stuck around for this 30 minutes, 30 seconds. What is this? A minute? 30. Okay, so what we're at a minute now. Um, awesome. Also like how many people on this app are doing this in their underwear? Like is everyone just sitting around just in their beds? Like Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. I woke up. I should probably record one of these sound off in the comments. All right, talk to you soon.
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